Rainbow Dash knows she's hot stuff, but not this hot! Something's up, and it's up to her to figure it out, all while dodging constant attempts to invite her into certain situations with certain ponies that she'd really rather avoid.

Rated teen due to an unrelenting onslaught of shameless innuendo and lascivious puns. By definition, no actual sex occurs, just lots of insinuation and double talk. I might actually bump it up to mature if enough people suggest that I do so, this being my first foray into such writing.

My entry into [url=https://www..net/user/20200/Aragon]Aragon's [/url][url=https://www..net/blog/789692/the-comedy-is-serious-business-contest]Comedy (is serious business) Contest[/url], under the prompt "We Learned Something Suggestive".