Once we were up there, Dash opened the doors, and went inside. Since the sun had gone down, there was no more natural light, so in place of it, Dash turned on the regular lights. They were yellow and glowing, and they filled the room with soft yellow light. Dash also lit up a few candles as well.

"Wow Dash. Was this 'shower and some fun', or was this 'date-night'? I'm really getting confused over here!"

Dash just turned to me and smirked. However, she didn't say anything. Instead, first she removed her white shirt, and then her shorts. Underneath, she was wearing a black sports bra, with matching sports panties.

"Ok, Stud, now it's your turn!"

I then removed my shirt and pants, until I was just in my underwear as well. Dash then walked over to the sink, and opened one of the cabinets. She then took out a bottle of something, before opening it, pulling out what looked like a pill, and taking it.

"Huh? What what was that?"

She showed me.

"Oh, birth control?"

"Yeah. Like you said Stud, let's wait until we're married before starting a family!"

"Yeah, we don't want any 'accidents' happening, do we?"

"No, no we don't!"

("YES!!! I WANT an 'accident' to happen, so that I can Find a Way! Stupid pills! Why the hell was birth control invented anyway? To ruin my work, that's what!" Life was still upset with us. "Just remember you guys, one day, I'll Find a Way. One day, multiple foals in one birth, as well as the next stage of Human-Pony evolution! One day, I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!!" Life then continued to plot how to Find a Way.)

Once Dash was done taking her birth control, she walked over to the shower. Here, she removed her sports bra, as well as her panties, before tossing them to the side. She then half-turned, and while swishing her tail a bit, with one finger she beckoned me to come closer.

"Come on Stud, the shower awaits!"

"Coming!" I then stripped off my boxers, before following her over to the shower.

Once I was there, Dash opened the shower doors, and stepped inside. "Stay back there for a moment Stud, I have to get the water all ready." She then began to reach for the red knobs.

"And what exactly do those do Dash?" I asked her. "From what you were saying earlier, they sounded like they did something really special."

"They do. Watch this!" Dash then turned the knobs, and to my surprise, from the shower heads came streams of rainbow-colored water!

"What the.....?! What IS that stuff?!"

Dash smirked. "This Stud, is a rainbow shower. Cloud homes like mine are the only houses in all of Equestria that have them."

"And, why's it so special? Earlier you made it sound like I couldn't handle it."

"Well, it's so special because of its special properties. For the most part, something about this water helps reinvigorate Pegasai, and help them get their strength back after flying for long distances, but.....it also has another property to it as well. This property is the reason that I didn't want you doing this for the first time without me."

I was curious. "Oh? And what would that 'other property' be?"

Dash smirked. "That 'other property' is causing arousal in Pegasai! It makes them horny Stud. That's why I wanted to be here; I just didn't want you to freak out or anything. Honestly though, I'm pretty surprised that you ACTUALLY listened to me earlier! I thought for SURE that you would have tried the red knobs!"

I just stared at Dash. "First of all, soldiers like me tend to always follow directions. Secondly though, why do you even have a shower that has 2 modes like this?"

"Well, because I don't always have the time for long rainbow showers, so that's when I just use the normal water."

"And where does this water even come from? We're literally flying in the sky right now, and I didn't see any pipes!"

Dash smirked. "That's the one thing that you Humans lack Stud; the ability to link imagination, and Magic. It comes from the clouds! Those clouds around my house are filled with water, and whenever it rains, the clouds just fill up again. As for the rainbow water though, that also comes from the clouds, but....it's actually really complicated to explain. I would, but I would most likely turn into Twilight by the time that I was done, so I'll just leave it at, 'it's really complicated'!"

I laughed a bit. "Heh, I always find it kinda funny and cute when you compare yourself to Twilight like that Dash."

Dash blushed. "Aww, stop it Stud. T-that's not funny!"

"You're blushing though."

Dash thought fast. "Well......I also find it cute when you end up being cute when you don't try to be!"

Now it was my turn to blush a bit. "D-Dash, stop it! Comebacks like that don't work!"

"Yeah? Well if they don't work, then why are you blushing?"

I covered my face with one of my wings. I also gave Dash the finger, but I immediately regretted doing so, and yanked my hand down. "I'm truly sorry Dash, that was extremely uncalled for on my part. Please forgive me for that."

I felt my wing move a bit, and I saw Dash was looking at me. She then smirked, and waved her hand around a bit, before showing me how tall her middle finger was.

"Hmm, well f@#k you too Stud! And there, now we're equal!"

I was shocked, but yet, I should have expected it. Dash was brash, tomboyish, hotheaded, and a bit of a rebel. "Huh, yeah, I guess that we kinda are.” For whatever reason though, I flipped her off again, and she flipped me a bird right back.

For the next several minutes, we literally just stood there, buck-naked, while smirking, blushing, and literally flipping each other off! We even flipped each other off with our wings!

Eventually though, Dash started laughing. "Oh COME ON! Are we SERIOUSLY just gonna stand here flipping each other off all night, or are we actually gonna f@#k?"

I shrugged. "I dunno, what do you wanna do?"

"I want you to stop saying 'f@#k you' with your finger, and actually f@#k me!"

"Well, I would do that, but I thought that we were gonna take a shower first!"

"Ok, so let's do that before the water get's cold!"

I agreed, and once Dash stepped into the rainbow shower, I followed her.

When I did, I almost immediately felt the warm, sweet-smelling water hit my body, and when it did, I relaxed immediately.

"Ahh, now THIS is so much better than flipping each other off! Why the heck were we even doing that?!"

Dash looked like she was about to start laughing uncontrollably. "I........have no idea Stud! You started it!"

"Yeah, but I IMMEDIATELY regretted it!"

"And I flipped you a bird back so that we were equal. But then you flipped me off AGAIN! It just went on and on after that."

"Yeah, it was really stupid wasn't it?"

In response, Dash just flipped me one final bird.

I didn't flip her back, but I was confused. "Hey, what was that for?"

"Well, just after I asked you if we were just gonna stand there all night, you flipped me one more time. I never got a chance to flip you back. "NOW we're equal, and please make it stay that way!"

I nodded, "Sure thing Babe, but for whatever reason, I still find this whole thing really funny."

She giggled a bit. "Yeah, I know what you mean Stud. I know that one day we'll look back at tonight, and laugh hysterically at just how stupid we were!"

"Yeah, hopefully. Now then, do you want to wash me first, or should I wash you?"

"Um......I think that I'll wash you Stud."

Dash then led me over to one of the seats, and after having me sit down, she gently began to wash my mane, while the water flowed down around us.

"Wow Stud, you've got a REALLY thick mane!"

I nodded. "Yeah, and I think that it's due to me being a Human-Bat-Pony hybrid."

"Well, I like it. It's all thick, and kinda furry!"

"Yeah, and what kind of shampoo do you use?"

"This stuff. It's great for keeping dander at bay. Plus, it really gives your mane a nice shine, and gets rid of all of the knots and tangles."

I looked at the bottle. "Wait, Mane N' Tail?! That's the exact same shampoo that I use! I wondered why it smelled so familiar!"

She looked at me with surprise. "Wait, you guys have this stuff too?"

"Yes! Mane N' Tail was THE BEST for us Human-wolves. We always used it, AND its conditioner!"

Dash sighed. "Wow, we really are more alike than we even knew. Who knew that we had the same brand of shampoo?" Dash also washed my tail with it as well.

"Now then, here comes the tricky part Stud, your wings. They are such a pain in the ass to clean by yourself!"

"Yeah tell me about it! I have to use 2 mirrors, AND a series of long-handled brushes!"

Dash smirked. "Yeah, that's why it's SO nice to have a partner do it for you!" She then lathered up some body-wash, and got to work on my wings.

All the while, I purred and cooed softly. What Dash was doing felt amazing, and I don't know if it was her, the rainbow shower, or both, but I was really starting to feel aroused.

"Stud, you do know that you're making really adorable noises, right?"

I blushed. "S-shut up! It's not my fault, y-you're just making me feel so good!"

She blushed a bit as well. "It's not me Stud. Pegasai and Bat-Ponies, we're all wing-sensitive. It's just in our nature."

I shrugged, and after Dash rinsed off my black feathery wings, she had me stand up while she washed the rest of me. Here's where things got really 'hands on'!

All while she was washing me, Dash kept rubbing herself up against me on purpose. Before too long, I was out of my sheath, and at full mast.

"Wow! Looks like somepony's enjoying this, am I right?"

"N-nyah!" I moaned in response.

Dash then gently wrapped her hand around my shaft, and began to stroke me off.

"Ngh!" I moaned in response.

After stroking me off for a few minutes, Dash then popped me into her mouth.

"OHGOSH!!!!"

I could hear Dash giggle a bit as she began to work on me. She sucked up and down on my member, but after only a few minutes, she suddenly spit me back out again.

"Hey, why'd you do that Dash?"

Dash then stood up. "Because Stud, you need to wash me too! You don't get all of the pleasures around here; I have to get some too!"

I nodded. "Yeah, you're right Dash."

She then got up, and walked over to the same seat where I'd been sitting, and once she sat down, I lathered up some shampoo, and began to wash her mane.

"Mmm, that feels so good Stud."

"Thanks, and your mane feels really nice as well."

"Mmm, thanks. Just wait until you get to my tail, not to mention my wings!"

I nodded, and got back to work.

Once her mane and tail, as well as her wings were done, I then got to work on the rest of her. Dash was leaning over forwards, both so that I could wash her better, and so that I could f@#k her once I was ready.

I then reached around, and began to fondle Dash's tits. "N-nyah!" She chirped in response.

"Like Dashie like Stud!" I whispered softly. I also began to kiss, and even lick and nibble her neck gently. I didn't bite hard enough to draw blood, but I did cause Dash to moan a bit.

By this point, I could tell that Dash was ready. She'd moved her tail to the side, and her pussy was all wet; and not just from the water!

I was rock-hard, and as gently as I could, I lined up with Dash, and pushed into her.

"N-nyah!"

"Eeee!" I screed softly in response.

"Wait, did you just.....scree Stud?"

"N-not.......intentionally."

Dash just sighed. "So you really do have a lot of Bat-pony in you after all! And you really CAN scree! Now then, let's see if you can SCREW!"

I winced. "Dash that joke was painful, and you know it!"

"Heh, yeah it was. Now f@#k me stupid!"

"Dash, you already are stupid. You don't need me to f@#k any more into you!"

"Hey, I'm no more stupid than the Stud who's f@#king me!"

"Be careful there Dash. I'm about to call you a slut."

"Oh, and why's that?"

"Because you moan like one!"

"What, no I don......OUGH!!!" I thrust into her again.

"Are you sure about that Dashie?"

Dash then thrust back into me. "Eeeee!!!"

"Heh, and you scree like a Bat-Pony. What was your point again?"

I didn't answer. Instead, I decided to take Dash up on her offer, and f@#k her stupid.

For a good long while, we f@#ked in the doggy position. Then, we f@#ked in a standing position, and at one point, Dash even had her legs wrapped around my hips!

Because of my extremely high levels of stamina, I was able to keep going for a good long while. Eventually though, I felt myself getting close.

"Ngh, D-Dash.....I'm g-getting close. Where.....d-do you want it?"

"Ngh, in....my mouth Stud; feed me!"

I complied. After pulling out of her, she laid back on one of the seats, and after taking me back into her mouth, I pumped her stomach full of my hot foal-batter.

Once I was done spurting, I pulled back out of Dash's mouth, before coming to lean against the wall, as my knees were rather weak.

"That was........amazing Stud. You're so.....so good at this!"

I smiled. "Thanks Dash, you're not so bad yourself!"

Once she had a bit of strength back, Dash got up, and turned off the shower. Then she went over, and after opening the shower door, she grabbed a towel, and handed me one too.

"Thanks Dash."

"You're welcome Stud."

The towels were cyan blue, and had a picture of her Cutie-Mark on them. Once we were dried off, Dash then led the way out of the shower. I began to walk towards the bathroom door, but Dash stopped me.

"Oh, and where do you think that you're going Stud?"

I was surprised. "Wait, you mean we're not done in here yet?"

Dash shook her head. "Nope! We haven't had fun in the Jacuzzi yet!" She then walked over to it. When she did, I got a better look at it.

For starters, it was huge! It was shaped like a circle, and if I had to guess, I'd say that it was 8 feet all around. It was also white, and had stairs leading up to it. One one side, there was a seat, and on another side there was the faucet and knobs. There were also jets to make bubbles, and provide relaxation.

"Wow, this thing is BIG!!!"

Dash nodded. "Yeah. This was here when I bought the house, although it was gray instead of white. I mostly use it when I've gotten back from a long stint with the Wonderbolts to help me relax my muscles."

"It looks more like an actual hot tub than a Jacuzzi bath tub. If not for the obvious drain, as well as the faucet, and only one seat, I'd swear that it was one!"

"Yeah, I know what you mean Stud. But now, fun time!" Dash then turned the water on, and after getting it warm, she then plugged the drain, and while the tub was filling, she added bubble bath, as well as what I guessed were bath salts, and bath oil.

"Mmm, watermelon!"

Dash giggled a bit. "Yeah, you can't go wrong with watermelon scented bath oil!"

Once the tub was full, Dash shut the water off, before climbing up the steps, and into the tub. I then decided to have a little fun. Instead of just climbing in, I took flight, and once I was up to the bathroom ceiling, as well as being directly over the tub, I turned downwards, and all while still flying, I placed my arms out in front of me, and in exaggerated slow motion, I did a splash-free swan dive into the tub!

When I came back up, Dash just groaned. "Really Stud? REALLY? Was that necessary?"

I smirked. "Necessary? Nope. Fun? Heck yeah!"

Dash put her hands over her face. "Sometimes, I just.....don't even know what to do with you Stud! You're just too much!"

"Yeah, maybe, but you still love me, right?"

Dash sighed. "Well, I can't stay mad at you, THAT'S for sure!"

We both then laughed, and once we'd both gotten "frisky" again, we went at it again in the tub. This time, I blew my load into Dash's pussy, and we both cried out in bliss.

Eventually, once we'd drained the tub and dried ourselves off again, Dash then led the way out of the bathroom, and back out into her bedroom. When I saw her alarm clock, I saw that the time was just a little bit past 10.

"Huh, so it's only a little bit past 10. Should we go to bed now Dash?"

Dash shook her head. "Nah, I was thinking that we could watch another movie."

"Which one?"

"Eh, what about Star Horse?"

I shrugged. "Sure, that sounds like fun."

I also noticed that Dash had a TV in her room that I missed the night before, and once she'd popped the VHS tape into the VCR, we both grabbed a few snacks, before laying down on her bed, (still naked, mind you!) to watch the movie.

All while we watched, we cuddled, and even fed each other snacks from time to time. I'd hold something in the palm of my hand, and Dash would eat it, or vice versa. Or one of us would hold something out to the other, and then they'd eat it, and Dash even brought up a bottle of whipped cream, and we'd put a little on ourselves, and the other would lick it off. Once the movie ended, still armed with our whipped cream, we went at it again for one more round.

Little did we suspect though, during our entire sexual adventures, we were being watched. From the moment that we entered the bathroom, to our flipping each other off, to our shower, the Jacuzzi, and the movie, Aurora and Tank watched our every move. They could not believe what they were seeing.

"I don't understand it Tank. What is up with them?!"

Tank didn't say anything, but he did look at Aurora as if to say, "Yeah, I know what you mean! Somepony's gone off their rails!"

"Well, thanks to my battle-armor, I have all of this on video, so maybe one day we could make some money off of it!"

"What, Really? How?"

"By selling it to the porn industry!"

"Eh, bad idea Aurora!"

She sighed. "Yeah, maybe you're right Tank. Well, at any rate, they've finally gone to bed, so I guess that we should do the same as well." She then walked over to her favorite rug, and Tank did follow her, though at a very slow rate of speed.

"Oh yeah, that's the one thing about you turtles and tortoises; you're slow."

Eventually, Tank did make it, and once he was beside Aurora, he pulled up into his shell for the night.

"Goodnight Tank."

Aurora then heard a series of small taps coming from inside of Tank's shell, which she interpreted to mean, "Goodnight Aurora."

Aurora then rolled over, and after wrapping her tail around herself, she went to sleep.

And, there is was, the first "EXPLICIT!!!" Chapter of Beyond the Express. So now I've just revealed just how wacky my relationship with Dash can be, and also that our pets may also have a slight voyeur streak in them as well!

So, what did you guys think? Was this chapter good? Will Spitfire ever be involved with anything like this? Well, you know the drill, keep reading, and I'll tell you!

Meanwhile, as always, comments, feedback, questions, as well as any suggestions for the future, are always appreciated, and I'll see you all in Chapter 4!

ScarFox out for now!