Dashing swordswomen, wizened wizards, bitter revenge, and the power of true love.

All part and parcel of Twilight's favorite book. And what better way to spend an afternoon with her sick girlfriend?

Vaguely inspired by The Princess Bride.

An entry into Aragon's Comedy is Serious Business Contest, under the Prompt, "We Learned Something Narrative."

Thanks to r5h, Kalan, and Novel Idea for editing.

Thanks to multiversecruise for the coverart.