Twilight Sparkle thought that alicorn ascension was simply unfathomable.

So, it’s only natural that she jumped at the opportunity to establish her very own court in Ponyville as a Princess of Equestria.

So why is it, on day two of her ascension, that she’s asking Princess Celestia to kill her?

Literally only rated M because of the cover art, it's worth it though.

An honorable mention in Aragon’s Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

Pre-read by Jowijo and Canucklehead.

Edited by ChappedPenguinLips, who is my best friend and the best, period. <3

Cover art by lilboulder on derpibooru.

Now with an audio reading by Spore Harvest!

Featured 2/7/18 - 2/11/18.