I am.

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DON'T EVER PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! IT IS NOT AS INNOCENT AS IT SEEMS! NO!!! PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES! DON'T DO IT!!!

...I'm good now

What It I'm Bad at Updating?

Considering the fact that this is the first chapter update since February 2nd, I would say this is true.

What If What If?

I don't even know anymore. What if...? Oh! What if the sun became the moon?

The citizens of Equestria screamed as an eternal eclipse happened in the sky. The sun has died.

What If I Was Forced to Go to Khoals?

Or however you spell it. I dunno. But maybe while I'm at that store I can get some unreasonably expensive My Little Pony toys...

Imagine me just playing with a Luna toy.

"Vroom! The Lunar Republic always shall end up on top! We will never be defeated!"

*keyboard hits her head*

Okay, the Lunar Republic lost.

What If PixelMoon?

Hellooooo. We art PixelMoon! Or Luna of thee Night, if you will.

WE ART THEE LUNA!

PEW PEW.

YAR.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

ARIEL THE MERMAID!

What If Equestria Was Made of Pudding?

Wait, what? A real chapter? Wow!

Pinkie scooped the 1100th scoop of the ground. Currently she was setting a new record for the deepest while in the whole world.

But that was okay. There wasn't any dirt anywhere. It was just a hold she ate out of the new pudding ground.

"This needs something..." Pinkie stated.

She then gasped and pulled out sprinkles.

"There we go!"

Okay.

What If Me and TheMajorTechie Built a Castle Together?

Yep, not even kidding. It was on Minecraft of course, and I didn't know half of what I was doing. I just filled what he did and made several faces.

And then we dug holes to the center and bottom of the world.

And then he left but then I went into caves.

And died.

The end (of this chapter).

What If This Story Ended Here?

That's right, folks. This story is being marked complete since it's kinda an after thought and just is anotyer burden I don't need.

So bai!

Make sure to check out my other stories!