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Hard work is its own reward, and competence can be one's ultimate undoing.
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(5 stars with 2 votes)

One day, after a long and complicated genealogy project, Sundance goes to visit his distant grandmother so he can say hello...

In return, she gives him a headache.

An experimental entry in the Weedverse.

Teen
Incomplete
Adventure
Slice of Life
Sex

642,152 words: Estimated 3 Days, 49 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

226 Chapters:

  1. Prologue [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 11th, 2018
    4,455
  2. Lunch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 12th, 2018
    2,275
  3. -- --- -- [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 12th, 2018
    155
  4. Flight of fancy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 12th, 2018
    1,827
  5. Above and below [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 13th, 2018
    2,667
  6. Perverted peasant pony porn [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 15th, 2018
    2,253
  7. Friends of a feather [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 16th, 2018
    2,321
  8. Dirty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 18th, 2018
    2,039
  9. The greatest grandmother of all [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 19th, 2018
    586
  10. Break [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 26th, 2018
    2,306
  11. Blown [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 3rd, 2018
    2,028
  12. Going down [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 28th, 2018
    2,588
  13. Black and Blueblood [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 2nd, 2018
    1,953
  14. Bedpan rhymes with deadpan [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 9th, 2018
    1,619
  15. Hello, nurse [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 14th, 2018
    2,103
  16. Family reunion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 25th, 2019
    4,096
  17. Truce [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 15th, 2018
    2,298
  18. Cross my tarts and hope to die [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 27th, 2018
    3,042
  19. Not his best impression [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 23rd, 2018
    2,649
  20. The fashion of crashin' [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 25th, 2018
    2,728
  21. Fashion statement [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 7th, 2018
    2,249
  22. Future secured [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 9th, 2018
    2,239
  23. Truckin' [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 9th, 2018
    2,092
  24. Talk over tea [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 15th, 2018
    2,689
  25. A glorious day indeed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 16th, 2018
    2,786
  26. Retail therapy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 31st, 2018
    2,863
  27. Bottoming out [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 31st, 2018
    2,139
  28. Homeward bound [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 21st, 2018
    2,704
  29. Sun setting [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 22nd, 2018
    2,231
  30. Sky or die! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 23rd, 2018
    3,146
  31. Cargo commence [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 24th, 2018
    2,519
  32. Bright prospects [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 25th, 2018
    2,378
  33. The Sultan of Stink [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 30th, 2018
    3,619
  34. Surprise! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 31st, 2018
    2,338
  35. Two suns shine twice as bright [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 1st, 2018
    4,403
  36. Making the case for abduction [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 1st, 2018
    2,061
  37. To lob a kebab [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 3rd, 2018
    2,368
  38. The Sunflower sprouts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 9th, 2019
    3,360
  39. Not the smartest pony [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 6th, 2018
    2,654
  40. Aspiring good dog [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 14th, 2018
    2,722
  41. Hot water and soap [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 15th, 2018
    1,529
  42. Issues of the daddy variety [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 28th, 2018
    2,332
  43. Quiet mercy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 5th, 2018
    2,792
  44. Cucumber's command [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 14th, 2018
    2,075
  45. There's always that one rude neighbor [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 16th, 2018
    3,242
  46. What manifests [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 15th, 2018
    2,007
  47. Wake [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 17th, 2018
    2,588
  48. When shadows grow long [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 19th, 2018
    2,169
  49. The sunset hour [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 21st, 2018
    2,229
  50. The Light departs [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 22nd, 2018
    2,529
  51. Ponderings of a patched-up pegasus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 31st, 2018
    2,627
  52. No, not a sheep dog, a ship dog [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 3rd, 2019
    2,890
  53. Come together [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 10th, 2019
    2,506
  54. The Guardian of Dawn awakens [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 23rd, 2019
    2,088
  55. A pegasus ponders [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2019
    1,889
  56. Paradox arrival [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 27th, 2019
    3,212
  57. How to train your baron [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 29th, 2019
    2,160
  58. The friendship particle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 29th, 2019
    1,519
  59. Grandmother Oak [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 30th, 2019
    2,030
  60. A hollow heart [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 1st, 2019
    2,008
  61. Hootenanny [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 1st, 2019
    1,710
  62. Off to a rocky start [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 3rd, 2019
    2,760
  63. A grue to-do [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 3rd, 2019
    2,269
  64. Down in a hole [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 6th, 2019
    2,017
  65. Under pressure [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2019
    2,145
  66. A moment of Quiet reflection [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 9th, 2019
    3,330
  67. Spring break: fillies gone mild [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2019
    2,120
  68. The herald of hard choices [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 10th, 2019
    2,337
  69. What's in a name? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 12th, 2019
    2,136
  70. The spellweavers' lesson [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 14th, 2019
    2,123
  71. So many pitched tents, so little time [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 16th, 2019
    2,391
  72. Dealing with inflation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2019
    2,148
  73. A cavalcade of progression [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 20th, 2019
    2,381
  74. From out of the wilderness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 21st, 2019
    2,061
  75. Foundations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 23rd, 2019
    2,934
  76. Bearer of bad news [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 25th, 2019
    1,798
  77. An awkward encounter [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 25th, 2019
    3,216
  78. Public service announcement [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 27th, 2019
    1,917
  79. Just foaling around [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 28th, 2019
    3,906
  80. What's in a mark, anyhow? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 1st, 2019
    2,857
  81. Hopeful broadcast [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 2nd, 2019
    1,810
  82. Updraft [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 3rd, 2019
    2,751
  83. Sapient outbursts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 3rd, 2019
    2,838
  84. The structure of friendship [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 6th, 2019
    3,006
  85. A chance meeting [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 18th, 2019
    4,448
  86. Be wary of cheaty wizards [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 22nd, 2019
    2,986
  87. Arrival of the Sun [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 23rd, 2019
    2,162
  88. Wowa [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 24th, 2019
    3,905
  89. Sunflowers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 25th, 2019
    2,942
  90. There is no worse rivalry than those between siblings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 27th, 2019
    3,159
  91. Making the mark [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 1st, 2019
    2,249
  92. A barony inspected [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 5th, 2019
    4,213
  93. Two mares and a feller down in the cellar [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 8th, 2019
    3,409
  94. The bugs, they say, make us feel so hollow. Our love is drained, leaving a puddle that is so shallow [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 9th, 2019
    3,061
  95. War and statecraft [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 12th, 2019
    4,575
  96. A mother's farewell [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 1st, 2019
    2,362
  97. On the topic of taboo [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 3rd, 2019
    2,582
  98. The pitch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 3rd, 2019
    2,527
  99. Sunfire Inc. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 6th, 2019
    2,568
  100. On grass [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 9th, 2019
    2,247
  101. New friends [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 11th, 2019
    4,690
  102. Cricket [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 12th, 2019
    3,194
  103. I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 15th, 2019
    2,144
  104. The importance of appearing nonchalant [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 24th, 2019
    2,194
  105. Don't end up a spider smoothie [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 18th, 2019
    3,358
  106. Stumped [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 21st, 2019
    2,441
  107. Shocking behaviour [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 23rd, 2019
    2,696
  108. Tummy troubles [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 23rd, 2019
    1,623
  109. Into the lair of the mastermind [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 26th, 2019
    3,089
  110. Bureaucratic discussion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 28th, 2019
    3,524
  111. It's a heavy thing [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 30th, 2019
    3,564
  112. Practical arrangements [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 31st, 2019
    2,192
  113. Spider season [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 3rd, 2019
    2,721
  114. As the storm approaches, so too does doom [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 6th, 2019
    2,833
  115. An hour among the sunflowers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 7th, 2019
    2,565
  116. A River flows [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 12th, 2019
    3,244
  117. Hooligan headache [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 13th, 2019
    3,248
  118. A funny thing happened on the way to the Friendship Castle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 15th, 2019
    2,599
  119. The dance of the Dancers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 17th, 2019
    2,176
  120. The things that end up on record [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 19th, 2019
    4,285
  121. A life sentence [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 20th, 2019
    2,676
  122. It is pitch black. You are likely to be hugged by a Ponk! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 21st, 2019
    4,131
  123. Pleasant purple princess [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 23rd, 2019
    3,472
  124. Take this, it is dangerous to go alone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 24th, 2019
    2,276
  125. Hayburger helper [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 29th, 2019
    3,553
  126. Twilight's plan [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 3rd, 2019
    3,899
  127. A word with Miss Strudel [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 4th, 2019
    1,801
  128. The three-phase plan [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 8th, 2019
    3,539
  129. The magic of friendship [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 2nd, 2020
    2,490
  130. Through the griffon door [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 5th, 2020
    2,434
  131. To put down one's hoof [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 15th, 2020
    4,528
  132. The ship will not hold together [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 14th, 2020
    2,297
  133. Bored room meetings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 17th, 2020
    3,423
  134. Incentives [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 17th, 2020
    2,324
  135. Assholes of history [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 19th, 2020
    3,212
  136. The nurse is worse [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 21st, 2020
    2,524
  137. The birth of the Bunny Bombardiers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 24th, 2020
    2,701
  138. Multiple incoming bogeys [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 27th, 2020
    2,878
  139. Mistakes were made [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 28th, 2020
    2,475
  140. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 29th, 2020
    2,249
  141. Bad news [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 30th, 2020
    1,731
  142. Inappropriately pink [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 30th, 2020
    2,156
  143. This isn't goodbye [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 1st, 2020
    1,578
  144. A letter from Officer Mom [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 1st, 2020
    334
  145. Food for thought [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 3rd, 2020
    3,080
  146. Love, from beginning to its end [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 4th, 2020
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  147. Pegasus legacy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 7th, 2020
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  148. Seeking reason [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 8th, 2020
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  149. Memorial [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 8th, 2020
    2,384
  150. Offended nurse? What could be worse? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 10th, 2020
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  151. Got Lucky [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 12th, 2020
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  152. When you find what what should be forgotten [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 12th, 2020
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  153. This isn't Sunburst's snorefest [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 15th, 2020
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  154. Not everything works out as planned [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 15th, 2020
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  155. Cognitive dissonance [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 15th, 2020
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  156. Redline [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 18th, 2020
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  157. Interview [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 19th, 2020
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  158. Perfection presented [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 21st, 2020
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  159. Four for the price of one [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 24th, 2020
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  160. The fortress of snarkitude [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 26th, 2020
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  161. Perchance a pegasus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 28th, 2020
    2,656
  162. A return to moon piracy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 3rd, 2020
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  163. Mister Blue, you did it right but soon comes Princess Night [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 6th, 2020
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  164. Gimme sugar [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 8th, 2020
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  165. We're afraid to be alone... everypony got to have a home... isolation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 12th, 2020
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  166. One adult and four kids walk into a bar [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 14th, 2020
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  167. A return to chaos [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 16th, 2020
    2,259
  168. When you give a 'ling your heart [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 17th, 2020
    2,513
  169. Civilisation by the numbers: a step by step guide [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 20th, 2020
    3,234
  170. A mother's prayer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 21st, 2020
    1,584
  171. When life is punderful [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 22nd, 2020
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  172. Station operation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 24th, 2020
    3,839
  173. Infinite power [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 27th, 2020
    2,448
  174. Fillydelphia [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 30th, 2020
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  175. Refined [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 31st, 2020
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  176. Snorkeling in soup [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 2nd, 2020
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  177. The goodest boy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 4th, 2020
    2,370
  178. A moment in the sun [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 7th, 2020
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  179. Big apples [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 8th, 2020
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  180. Alone in the pent-house [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 11th, 2020
    1,648
  181. The city of musical fruit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 16th, 2020
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  182. Rising through the ranks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 17th, 2020
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  183. With teeth [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2020
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  184. A return to reason [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 20th, 2020
    3,184
  185. Twilightning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 22nd, 2020
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  186. Future vision [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 24th, 2020
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  187. The wind flies hairy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 11th, 2020
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  188. Oh no, not again! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 12th, 2020
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  189. Dorks in the darkness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 13th, 2020
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  190. The lesson [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 18th, 2020
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  191. Papers? Please! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 21st, 2020
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  192. Ambush [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 22nd, 2020
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  193. Blessed darkness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 25th, 2020
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  194. The Dominator [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 26th, 2020
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  195. Manticore? Tell me more! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 28th, 2020
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  196. In which the Lord of Sunfire Barony discovers cleavage [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 30th, 2020
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  197. Picking over the details [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 2nd, 2020
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  198. Oh, sandwiches! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 5th, 2020
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  199. Charmed, I'm sure [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 10th, 2020
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  200. Tossed salad [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 18th, 2020
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  201. Power lunch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 22nd, 2020
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  202. No cure from Corduroy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 26th, 2020
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  203. Pegasus paradigm [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 30th, 2020
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  204. Well-watered minds [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 11th, 2020
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  205. Pronking pegasus perusal [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 15th, 2020
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  206. Like lovers often do [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 18th, 2020
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  207. What sort of ruler gives out fetch quests? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 5th, 2020
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  208. How we treat the help [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 31st, 2020
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  209. Breakfast of champions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 12th, 2020
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  210. Four ponies tall [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 15th, 2020
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  211. Getting to know the locals [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 19th, 2020
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  212. The wallowing willow [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 21st, 2020
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  213. Bad, bad company [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 24th, 2020
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  214. Unscrewed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 14th, 2020
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  215. Casualty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 18th, 2020
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  216. The jugular [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 2nd, 2020
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  217. Thank Celestia for monster girls [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 30th, 2020
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  218. Make things worse for the nurse [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 2nd, 2020
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  219. Mudslinging [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 8th, 2020
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  220. Don't muddy the issue [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 11th, 2020
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  221. Discovering the Dark [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 15th, 2020
    5,395
  222. And it burns, burns, burns [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 25th, 2020
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  223. When what isn't said is the most important thing you have to say [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 1st, 2020
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  224. Re-alignment [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 9th, 2020
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  225. Rapid recharge [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 17th, 2020
    3,320
  226. An inconvenient biology [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 23rd, 2020
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Published Jan 11th, 2018
Last Update Dec 23rd, 2020

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