Pineapple Calzone never wanted to be in a crime family. He had the misfortune of marrying into it. At first he went along with them out of fear, until they did something beyond the pale: give the Zebras Megaspells. Finally willing to go to the MoM he contacts his second cousin, twice removed, Pumpkin Cake. With her help he begins to collect evidence on his shady in-laws...possibly at the cost of his own life.
This fic is canon with the events of Unscrewed and Brittleshine's Quest, but reading those fics are not necessary outside of events that are in the epilogue.
This story is also canon to Gamma Deekay’s and Digital Ink (AKA Sawyer)’s series of connected fics, but only in that it shares the same shared universe. It happens before Monsters.
Also as with Brittleshine's Quest it does reference EAST Corp Productions' various audio dramas, but without their permission so anything I do with EAST Corp in the fic is not canon with their works.
13 Chapters:
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Audio Log #000: Alert the Ministry of Morale [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 16th, 2018
412
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Audio Log #001: Pickle Barrel, Kumquat [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 27th, 2018
403
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Audio Log #002: Act Natural [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 2nd, 2020
450
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Audio Log #003: The Delivery [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 16th, 2018
454
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Audio Log #004: Bad Dreams [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 12th, 2018
308
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Audio Log #005: Snooping [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 1st, 2019
463
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Audio Log #006: Troubled Waters [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 2nd, 2019
209
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Audio Log #007: Augur [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 4th, 2019
330
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Audio Log #008: Nightmares & Voices [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2019
377
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Audio Log #009: Proselytize [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2019
367
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Audio Log #010: The End of the Delusion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2019
429
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Audio Log #010.5: Pineapple Calzone Gets Eighty-Sixed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2019
437
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Epilogue: 210 Years Later – Bait, Set, Trap [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 2nd, 2020
764