Come along on Anon's journey as he finds out the truth behind "silverware". Hint: This story is bad, and you're better off not reading it.

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Rob

I fucking love you

This is gold

You're gold

-A Priest that Flutters

This is literally the worst crap I've ever seen come out of you, and I should know.

-My toilet

Well.... that was a thing Rob. That was a thing.

-A pencil who remains anonymous

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