Butter Knife, why are you a masking tape mummy?

"Wh-what?! Oh I'm telling you, when I get my hooves on th--"

You know better than to use masking tape. You gotta use toilet paper! After all, it's the staple of pop-culture mummies. Don't you wanna be relevant to pop culture?

"No."

Too late, you're a toilet-paper mummy now.

"End me."

Tell your mummy that. Get it? Mummy? Ha.

"Please no."