"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--"

Hey Butter Knife, guess what?!

"--RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--"

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS HORRIFIC NOISE." Butter Knife screamed back over the horrific noise.

"--RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--"

MEET YOUR NEW FRIEND, LAWNPO!

"--RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... O hai. Waddup?"

Stabby McStabbykinz's eye twitched as she took in the terror that sat before her.

"Is... is that--"

Why, yes it is, Ego Boost! LawnPo here's our resident God of Thunder, and now a companion to you and Ego Boost!

"It's a lawnmower with a pony crammed halfway into it."

Fused halfway with a lawnmower, but I digress.

"Wow!" Ego Boost squealed as she rubbed her face all over LawnPo's fiberglass and steel frame, "It's beautiful!"

"No." Butter Knife deadpanned, "It's terrifying."

Aw, is Widdle Edgelord scared of Mister Sir Lord Master LawnPo of the Sky and the Great Heavens Above?

"N-no, idiot!" The mare deadpanned in return, yelping a bit as LawnPo rumbled closer to the mare.

Author's Notes:

This won't be the last of LawnPo...