Gohan's Second Chance
Chapter 82: Terror on Imecka
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"You're all telling me, since I can teleport to other planets, that you want to travel to Planet Imecka?" Gohan asked.
The Humane 7/ The Usual Cast were at the portal.
Gohan was in the purple gi this time.
Goten still had no sleeves but some wristbands.
Giru was here, too.
Fluttershy was holding him.
"It has an oxygen source, inhabitants from the Rubble Space Telescope (Hubble), and we can't travel there without you!" Twilight said.
"Giru! Current planet lacks resources for space travel! Giru!" Giru said.
"I wanna go now!" Goten said.
"Uh... Okay. So... Sorry, I should've studied astronomy. I know there's not a lot of planets revolving around the Sun, but which planet is it?" Gohan asked.
"It's the second one." Twilight said.
'Going into space again... Excited!' Goku said.
***
'This place is boring!' Goku said.
'We just got here.' Gohan said.
The group was in a wasteland of sorts with a town nearby.
"Wow...! I can't believe I'm on another planet!" Twilight said.
"What happened to that robot planet?" Pinkie asked.
"Doesn't count, that was a ship!" Twilight said.
"M-2 traveling planet! Giru!" Giru said.
She started inspecting the soil.
"This is just like Earth's! Ooh! Look! A salamander! It-" Twilight said, before being moved out of the way by Fluttershy.
It was a red salamander.
"Let me see! Aw... He's so adorable!" Fluttershy said.
The salamander just blinked in response.
"Species: Red salamander! Hostility: Varies! Giru!" Giru said.
"He reminds me of Gummy!" Pinkie said.
"Hey... There's some townsfolk around here!" Applejack said, pointing at the town.
"Ooh! I wonder what species they are! Imeckians? Did they name this planet Imecka like we did?" Twilight asked before squealing.
Sunset leaned into Gohan's ear.
"I'm surprised you two aren't squealing together this time." Sunset said.
"I've been on other planets before. Space travel is unfortunately not a new thing for me." Gohan said.
"Let's go see what these Imeckians are!" Rainbow Dash said.
***
Holy fuck, this place is crowded.
Everyone pretty much looked like this with different colors for each one.
There's a lot of people selling stuff, jeez.
"They seem to have an advanced society with civilization!" Twilight said.
"I wonder why they're all crowded up in here. It's just as hot out there." Gohan said.
"Why does the food look weird?" Goten asked.
"Why are they all wearing such uncouth attire?" Rarity asked.
"Poverty, maybe? But they don't seem to be poor..." Gohan said.
"They have all sorts of jewelry, I suppose. The facets aren't too nice..." Rarity said.
"Uh... Guys? I think there's a stampede coming at us." Sunset said.
Uh...
Yeah, that picture from before.
"Giru! Giru! Danger! Run!" Giru warned.
The people all just crowded around the group.
Giving them all sorts of useless shit.
They have really weird attire...
Snake scarves, skulls for buckles, red dots on their face, giant moon earrings, wigs, etc.
Rarity was freaking out because the attire sucked.
"They look extraordinarily appealing, yes?" One merchant/haggler asked.
"Absolutely!" Another haggler said.
"You could mistake them for royalty!" Another said.
'Not even five minutes on this planet and people are willing to meet you.' Goku said.
'At least they're not trying to kill us...' Gohan said.
"Most definitely!" Another said.
"Some of my toe rings can add excitement to your feet!" Another said.
"That's your opinion." Another said.
"Uh... This is NOT cool." Rainbow Dash said.
"We'll just charge it to your account!" One merchant said.
They all pulled out calculators and showed them the prices.
And there's a shit ton.
"Outrageous! We don't even choose to buy, yet we're being forced to pay for nothing we wanted!? We don't even have the money!" Rarity said.
"This is not normal!" Twilight said.
"Who's the hack running this place!?" Rainbow Dash asked.
At that moment, everyone recoiled in fear.
"Don Kee!? Y-You cannot speak of him that way!" One said.
"Well, why not!?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"He could have you killed... Or make you pay taxes through the roof!" Another said.
"Are... You guys living under a tyranny?" Gohan asked.
It's really hard to take these guys seriously with the weird shit they have on.
...
"Please excuse us... We really don't mean to force our goods on you." One said.
"Lord Don Kee has us paying taxes so high that I lost my house!" Another said.
'So much for democracy or a federal republic... Or a democratically elected monarchy?' Gohan thought.
'I didn't get any of that.' Goku said.
"This sounds a lot like a dictatorship..." Twilight said.
"Then why don't you revolt against him?" Sunset asked, getting that weird shit off of her.
Everyone else followed suit.
"He has too powerful of an army... And there's three elite fighters that none of us can contend with!" One said.
"Should we try to liberate these people?" Gohan asked.
"We can't just leave them hanging! Let's do it!" Rainbow Dash said.
"You hear that everyone!? We're gonna go over there and tell them to stop being meaniebutts!" Pinkie said.
"But... Are you sure you can...?" One asked.
"No problem! We have the artillery right here." Sunset said, patting both Gohan and Goten's backs.
"You are all very brave children... But that Don Kee has a terrifying army." One said.
"We wouldn't want to see you in a state of hurt." One said.
'First they trying scamming you and now they're sympathetic.' Goku said.
'I'm surprised you know those words.' Gohan said.
"Please, don't worry. We can handle it." Gohan said.
***
Well, Don Kee's place.
Big castle.
This is Don Kee.
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Don Kee was in a bathrobe.
In the same room with this red hooded man...
"Your midday meal. If it pleases you, sire." A servant said, giving the food over to Don Kee.
Pudding with other sweets around it.
"Yes, its fine. My compliments to the chef." Don Kee said.
"Your scouts have returned." The hooded man said.
A smaller man and a taller woman appeared.
"Yes? What is it, Gale?" Don Kee asked.
Gale was the small guy.
Sheela was the taller woman.
"My lord, we have reports about a possible uprising." Gale said.
"How many people?" Don Kee asked.
"Nine. They aren't from around here, and they don't match with the planet. In layman's terms, they're ugly." Sheela said.
Don Kee burst out in laughter.
"Nine!? I doubt I'd even need Ledgic for this!" He said.
"Alert all soldiers and increase defense protocol." He said.
"Yes, my lord!" They both said.
***
This castle was pretty nuts, but the group were able to sneak around the lights and soldiers.
A few close calls because Pinkie wanted to sightsee, but Twilight managed to grab her and scold her.
Like she actually listened, hah!
They snuck through ventilation, roof beams, walls, everything.
They were hiding in the main artillery base.
Or the barracks.
"I don't get why we don't just charge in and destroy the army." Goten whispered.
"It's all part of a plan!" Twilight said.
"What plan? We were supposed to beat him and save the place!" Rainbow Dash said.
"If we destroy the military the planet won't have any defenses against any other worldly powers!" Twilight said.
"We don't have to kill them, Twilight." Sunset said.
"Maybe just knock them out!" Pinkie said very loudly.
....
"Intruder alert! Sound the alarm!"
"Pinkie!" Everyone yelled.
"Giru! Incoming forces! Giru!" Giru said.
"Well, now we're stealing the honey while alerting the hive!" Twilight said.
'Where's the honey? I want some!' Goku said.
'That was an expression! Also, Not the time!' Gohan said.
This is what the soldiers looked like.
"Let's go! LEROOOOOOOY JENKINS!" Rainbow Dash said.
She ponied up and seemed to disappear in an instant.
But a soldier soon found out that he belonged on the ground with a broken nose because of a punch.
I made the sentence longer because this needs to be longer.
Why didn't I just say she punched him?
Whatever.
Everyone else ponied up.
"Sorry, Giru, just wait here a moment!" Fluttershy said, setting Giru down.
Gunfire.
One of them was sounding like the Heavy.
"ZZZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA BRRRRRRR!"
Giru obviously cowered and hid.
Applejack jumped over the line of gunfire and dropkicked one soldier.
She grabbed the guns of two others and bent them backwards.
To make no sense, they shot themselves.
Rainbow Dash was rushing into a trio.
Since Gohan recently taught them pressure points...
And her amazing speed...
She knocked everyone out with the pressure point on their necks.
Twilight was just catching bullets with her magic and hurling them back.
Ten soldiers fell over, but didn't die.
Goten was taking out his enemies in style, as usual.
It was like he was dancing.
Gohan and Sunset were performing team combos.
At her request, mind you.
Sunset was the assist of sorts.
She only threw or knocked opponents to Gohan while he quickly knocked them down.
Occasionally, Gohan wanted to make her feel special by throwing one soldier in the air.
"Sunset! Dust him!" He yells.
Sunset aimed her palms at him and fired two orange blasts.
Well, those were their combinations.
Rarity was knocking everyone over with diamonds.
Fluttershy was pretty much baiting all the soldiers to come into one spot by running and flying around.
All part of Pinkie's plan to blow everyone up...
But...
"Giru assist!" Giru said, kind of splitting in half.
It revealed a mechanism inside.
A rocket launcher and a machine gun.
"Fire!" Giru said, firing a rocket at the bunch of soldiers.
They all screamed and yelled as they blew up.
Much to everyone's surprise.
"Giru is weapon too!" Giru said.
"Awesome!" Rainbow Dash said.
Before a bullet narrowly missed her.
She looked to the side to see more soldiers coming at her.
"Let's go!" She yelled.
...But she wasn't able to attack.
Giru was ramming those soldiers down.
One remained!
...Then Giru ran out of ammo.
"Oh no! Giru! Giru!" Giru said, quickly hiding again.
Gohan blasted the remaining one unconscious.
"That's one useful robot." He mentioned.
"I'll have to materialize numerous bullets and another rocket for him! That's a war machine!" Twilight said.
There were still more soldiers.
Gale and Sheela were now on the scene...
"What's going on?" Gale asked.
"There's nine intruders with a robot! They're going through our forces like they're nothing!" A soldier yelled.
Then a giant aircraft was ramming through all the soldiers.
"What's the meaning of this!? Traitors!?" Sheela asked.
As the windows of the door went down...
And I mean went down as in the 2001 cars that used manual window shifting.
So Pinkie was comedically straining.
Oh, I forgot to mention that Pinkie was the one driving.
"Unlicensed driver coming through! Hey! Friends ride for free!" Pinkie yelled.
"I am not trusting you!" Twilight said.
"Suit yourself!" Pinkie said before driving into everyone else.
Gohan jumped on top of the machine.
"Reckless driving is what my father did!" He said.
'Yeah! Eat my dust, Piccolo!' Goku said.
Gale and Sheela put their palms together.
"Joyride's over!" Gale yelled.
The two of them unleashed a red blast at the aircraft.
'Just my luck.' Gohan thought.
He aimed both his palms at the blast and fired a powerful blue blast.
Instantly overpowering Gale and Sheela...
They weren't hit, but the blast was heading towards the walls now.
The same hooded man from before jumped down and kicked the blast away with little effort.
It flew out the window and exploded in the sky.
"...Saiyans..." He muttered.
Gohan looked at him intently.
'He's the cavalry around here. I can see why they didn't revolt now.' He thought.
Pinkie jumped out of the aircraft before it rammed into the final horde of soldiers.
Gohan jumped off before it exploded from hitting the wall.
"Alright! Victory!" Twilight said.
"We're not done yet." Gohan said.
He looked up to see that man gone.
***
Don Kee was looking at all of this.
"Hmm. What a beautiful happy ending. But for who!? Me?" He yelled at Gale and Sheela.
The hooded man was on a chair, flipping a coin.
"No, Great Don Kee is left looking like an idiot while his army is being destroyed! And all of this happens right under the noses of my most highly paid military experts! What a bunch of useless twits!" Don Kee yelled.
The hooded man removed his hood.
"I resent that." He said.
Don Kee instantly retracted his statement.
"No! Not you, Ledgic! You're impeccable! It's these other twits I'm talking about!" Don Kee said.
"We made a big mess out of this." Gale said.
Don Kee pulled out his calculator and did some calculating.
"Take a look at this number!" He yelled.
It read '11497260.'
"This is the damages I'm taking from your paychecks to and for the damage of one hovercraft! And that's not all!" He said.
"Do you even know who these rebels are!?" He asked.
"Yes Lord Don Kee, we have the whole thing on tape." Sheela said.
"AND WE'RE HERE!" Pinkie yelled from behind the door.
The double doors blew up to reveal the delinquents!
I mean, heroes!
Gale and Sheela ran away through teleportation.
"Oh no...!" Don Kee said.
"Ledgic, I demand that you put these kids' heads on a platter!" He ordered.
"...What did I say about giving me orders...?" Ledgic asked, putting his hood back on.
"D-I-I mean, can you please take care of our little problem for us...? Pretty please?" Don Kee asked.
The group entered the room.
"Alright, buttheads! Treat the planet's people nicely from now, and you won't be in a world of pain!" Rainbow Dash said triumphantly.
"I will do as Don Kee said. But only for my own satisfaction." Ledgic said.
That was right before he seemingly disappeared.
He had insane speed!
Suddenly, everyone felt a sharp pain in their stomachs.
"W...W-What...!?" Twilight managed to say.
Ledgic appeared back in his seat.
Everyone collapsed.
...
What the fuck?
"D-Danger! Giru! Giru! Giru! Giru!" Giru kept repeating.
"Yes... Y-Yes! You did it, Ledgic! Here, have all the money you want from here!" Don Kee said, throwing wads of cash at Ledgic.
"It seems the Saiyans were no match. That was all I wanted to test." Ledgic said.
...
"Heheheh..."
"What was that?" Don Kee asked.
The chuckling grew louder as Gohan got himself up.
"I think you're wrong, sir." He said, ending his chuckle.
He did have an uncharacteristic smirk on his face, though.
"Impressive." Ledgic said, standing up from his seat. "And who might you be, little boy?" He asked.
"I'm Son Gohan." Gohan said. "I'm surprised you managed to knock everyone out so quickly." He added.
"Who are you?" He asked.
Ledgic chuckled, removing his hood. "The name's Ledgic. And I must warn you, I'm far beyond what those two weakling were capable of." He said.
"I don't think you'll find me so weak either." Gohan said.
"Heh. What confidence. Prepare yourself." Ledgic said.
The two stared each other down.
Then they charged at each other, smashing their fists into each other's fist!
Ledgic jumped back to aim his palm at Gohan.
He fired numerous red blasts.
That blew a hole in the castle...
And hey, look!
Gohan was blasted away!
Ledgic appeared behind him to kick him down!
But...
Gohan blocked it from behind with his arm!
He grabbed his leg and hurled him at the throne room again!
Ledgic fired another round of red blasts again!
They all tracked towards Gohan!
BOOM!
Ledgic took the spikes from his clothing and turned them into swords.
Gohan appeared behind him!
Ledgic reacted instantly, and swung one sword around!
Gohan narrowly dodged.
Ledgic started to attempt stabbing Gohan with quick ones.
Gohan dodged them all.
"Of all the days I leave my sword at home!" He said.
Eventually he caught both of the swords with his hands.
He snapped them in half!
Ledgic instantly reacted by kicking him in the gut because he's a tall guy.
Gohan was rammed through a part of the castle...
And hey, Ledgic appeared behind him to punch him back into the castle again.
"Not my palace! Ledgic!" Don Kee whined.
The group started to get back up.
"Ugh... What just happened...?" Pinkie asked.
Don Kee jumped back in fear.
"Where's Gohan and that red guy?" Goten asked.
"Look!" Sunset said, pointing at the orange moon.
Ledgic was charging at Gohan with a spear!
Gohan dodged the point, but was instantly struck down by the handle.
He recovered and the two stared each other down.
"You're really powerful! I'm surprised!" Gohan said.
"Don't patronize me, I know you're holding back. As am I. Saiyan." Ledgic said.
"Huh. You know my race..." Gohan said.
"Your tail gave me the answer." Ledgic said.
"Alright, then. No more fooling around." Gohan said.
He started to make his yellow aura flare.
"Massive energy product! Giru! Giru!" Giru said.
"Wait... If Don Kee is right there, defenseless... Then..." Twilight said.
"W-Wait! Wouldn't you want to see this fight end...?" Don Kee grasped.
'In my favor?' He thought.
"Eh. Sure. Gohan's going to win anyway." Sunset said.
Gohan turned into a Super Saiyan!
"What!?" Ledgic asked.
He instantly charged at Ledgic!
"He's fast!" Ledgic muttered.
He tried to block with his spear, but...
Gohan smashed his fist into that and broke it!
He put in the effort to punch into Ledgic's stomach!
Ledgic dropped the broken pieces and grabbed the chained spikes.
He tried stabbing them down on Gohan, but he smacked those two away!
He kicked Ledgic upwards before using Instant Transmission to teleport behind him.
He kicked him down and up and down and up and that went on.
"Ledgic! Oh no!" Don Kee said.
"What did I tell you?" Sunset asked.
Gohan was just pummeling the crap out of Ledgic now.
Ledgic tried to punch him, but Gohan flew over him and performed an axe kick on Ledgic, sending his flying at the throne room again.
Ledgic stopped in mid air, at least, charging up his red blast in one palm.
"Kamehame..." Gohan yelled, charging the blast in his palms.
Ledgic screamed as he fired his tremendous red blast at Gohan.
"HA!" Gohan yelled as he fired the devastating beam at Ledgic.
That instantly overpowered Ledgic...
BOOM!
Ledgic was knocked into the palace once more.
"Get up, Ledgic!" Don Kee yelled.
Gohan landed in the palace.
"Oh. So you're up." He said.
"What...? I thought I..." Ledgic muttered.
"You were really impressive. If you practiced a little more, you would've probably won. Maybe we can have another casual fight someday to test our progresses." Gohan said.
Ledgic smiled. "You are an unusual child... No, you all are unusual children. Very strong indeed." He said.
"Thanks for the compliments." Gohan said, powering down.
Ledgic tried getting himself up, but recoiled in pain.
"Are you alright?" Sunset asked. "I could heal you if you'd like." She added.
"I'll be fine, thank you." Ledgic said, standing up.
Don Kee was flabbergasted.
"He won't!" Rainbow Dash said, pointing at Don Kee.
Don Kee was struck full o fear.
He grabbed armfuls of cash and dropped them by Ledgic.
"Ledgic, I've been saving this for you! Finish them and it'll all be yours!" Don Kee said.
"Didn't your mother tell you...?" Ledgic asked.
Right before he kicked the fuck out of Don Kee!
Right at the wall!
"Money isn't everything." Ledgic said, walking away.
"Mark my words. Next time, I will be victorious." He said to Gohan.
"I'll be waiting." Gohan said with a smile.
Ledgic flew away.
Now the group focused their attention to Don Kee...
Seeing he has no other option, he had a secret final weapon that could be used to get out of anything!
Beg and plead!
He got on his knees and bowed his head numerous times.
"Please! Don't hurt me, I was wrong! If you spare me, I'll do anything you say!" He begged.
"Heh. How do we all know y'all are tellin' the truth?" Applejack asked with a smirk.
"I swear! I'll do anything!" Don Kee begged.
"Then let's start with stopping rent charges!" Rainbow Dash said.
"No, extremely cut rent charges!" Gohan said.
"What? Why?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Taxes are imperative for government, Rainbow Dash." Twilight said.
"Not a lot, but some." Gohan said.
"At least give them free housing for a few months!" Pinkie said.
"Free... Housing?" Don Kee asked.
"Set your tax rate to 7%, not 70%." Gohan said.
"T-That's impossible!" Don Kee said.
"Guess the deal's off." Sunset said. "Gohan?" She asked.
Gohan turned Super Saiyan.
"I wonder how strong you are!" He said.
He really knew it was pitiful.
"O-Okay! I'll do it! I'll lower taxes tremendously!" Don Kee said.
"I'll give the residents six months of free rent! The rent will only be a hundred a month! I'll even have the contracts to prove it!" He said.
***
"I wonder how the youth are handling Don Kee..." A woman said.
"Hopefully not hurt." The husband said.
That being said...
A giant crate was being carried by the group.
Giru slacking off, obviously.
The townsfolk moved away from the landing site for the crate, because that thing was as tall as a building.
The crate opened.
"Hey everyone! Here's a party present from Don Kee!" Pinkie said.
"These are your rental contracts! For six months, you will have no rent, and after that, the rent will only be a hundred a month!" Twilight said.
"Income tax is also only 7% now, so you can actually sustain your households!" Gohan said.
"T-This is a dream come true...!" One said.
"We must reward them for their hard work!" Another said.
"Oh boy." Gohan said.
"We'll give you a tour! Food and jewelry!" They all hollered.
"Well... I guess this is somewhat of a happy ending...?" Sunset said.
"I just wonder how they'll pamper us." Gohan said.
"Will they charge us for that?" Goten asked.
The group laughed.
***
Next chapter little sneak peek...
"I'm bored. I'm in the mood for a fight..."
Next Chapter: Battle Between a God and a Mortal Pt. 1 Estimated time remaining: 2 Hours, 50 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Holy shit! I posted in less than a week!
Anyway, next chapter will be out in five weeks!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, but seriously I'm trying for a week or less.