Gohan and Rilldo were fighting.

The rammed their heads into each other, then they both threw a punch at each other's punch, then Gohan kneed Rilldo in the stomach, then threw a blast at his face, which burned off a piece of his helmet, prompting Rilldo to fire his Metal Breath, which Gohan blasted in another direction.

It hit the ground, and all the trees around it all turned to metal.

Rilldo punched Gohan down to the metal land he created.

Gohan landed safely, but Rilldo wasn't done.

"Hyper Meta Rilldo Palm!" Rilldo yelled, aiming his palm at Gohan.

"And here I was hoping you would try to find some different fighting techniques!" Gohan said.

Rilldo's palm turned into a gigantic drill that kept growing in size!

Gohan was able to hold it back with one hand, and Rilldo was being pushed back a ton.

"What is this!?" Rilldo asked.

"That's a pretty different technique, I take it back." Gohan said, using his free arm (right) to put two fingers to his forehead.

Gohan teleported right behind Rilldo, and unleashed a ki blast on him!

Rilldo was hurt and blinded by a smokescreen of sorts, and Gohan used that to his advantage.

He kicked Rilldo up, then teleported behind him to perform a double axe handle, sending him right at the ground!

Gohan wasn't done there, he threw a barrage of ki blasts right at Rilldo!

Rilldo was getting a bit more pissed.

He landed safely, and screamed, forming a barrier around him.

But, that was clearly a bad idea, since Gohan's attacks destroyed it, and Rilldo was being hurt even more.

He was sent flying across the land with more and more ki blasts, and it could be seen from miles away.

Dear God, the land was just metal at this point.

Rilldo's drill broke off, and his armor was just fucked.

He still had that smirk on his face.

Gohan landed nearby.

"You're a lot stronger in your new form, but don't think I can't rise to anything new." He said.

Rilldo just cackled.

"What an unexpected pleasure... Quite interesting... This is the Super Saiyan power that Dr. Myuu was seeking?" He asked.

"This is a Super Saiyan 2. And I can go even further beyond that. But don't think you'll be able to grasp it at all." Gohan said.

"Oh, but my power can rise even more! Watch!" Rilldo said.

He started laughing as wires started to appear from the ground.

He held his arm to the side and it was encased in the wires.

His armor was fully healed!

Much to Gohan's surprise.

Then, Rilldo's entire body was encased in Crystal.

'He's a lot stronger...!' Goku said.

'It's not that bad.' Gohan said.

Then...

Rilldo had a new look and a purple aura.

He... Is Hyper Meta Rilldo!

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The ground became encased in a shinier metal.

Then, to Gohan's surprise, a bunch of metal poles started erupting from the ground.

Gohan was caught in one of them, and they all turned into trees.

It was a forest of metal trees, damn it!

Rilldo grinned as he molted into the ground.

The forest just grew bigger and bigger.

***

The others were mass murdering all the robots in the building, slowly getting to a higher part of the tower.

"They just never end, darn it!" Applejack yelled, hurling a robot corpse at a horde of Mutants.

"You'd expect that from a planet full of metal, and they seem to have an infinite source with that General Rilldo!" Twilight said, using her magic to push them all back.

"Don't worry, Giru knows you getting closer to friend!" Giru said, dodging all the Mutants.

"Good!" Fluttershy said, blasting another Mutant.

***

The trees were getting bigger, but Gohan escaped their wrath.

One tree turned into Rilldo, who was charging at Gohan.

"It seems you cannot fathom the full extent of my power!" He yelled as he fired his Metal Breath at Gohan.

He narrowly dodged it.

But the already metal trees were turned into molten metal.

The molten metal flew up to trap Gohan and Rilldo.

"Metal bending... You're a lot craftier than I expected." Gohan said.

Rilldo laughed. "That's not all, you're done, Saiyan!" He yelled, pulling the metal all in.

Gohan quickly used Instant Transmission to escape the trap.

Rilldo just used the molten metal to keep him in the air.

Then he molted back into the ground.

"Have you put it together, yet, Saiyan? The mighty Meta Rilldo is not just a superior fighter, but a part of the very planet itself!" Rilldo said from the molten metal.

"I can see that. And I know how to end you." Gohan said.

'But I need to get Rainbow Dash back to normal somehow...' He thought.

"I can manipulate all the metal of M-2 at will! Everything here you see exists as a part of my body, and I have every intention of using it all to finish you off!" Rilldo yelled.

He sent a giant molten ball at Gohan.

Gohan made his aura flare to send the metal flying elsewhere.

"I caught on to your control of the metal on this floating planet a while ago. And I don't want to deal with it." He said.

Rilldo made all the molten metal fly up.

***

Myuu cackled in his laboratory.

He inspected Rainbow Dash.

But, also watched the fight between Gohan and Rilldo.

"The legendary Super Saiyan actually right here in front of me. This is one of the days that makes life worth living... I can finally get my revenge on the Saiyans that killed my brother 10 years ago... And the Saiyan race for killing off mine!" Myuu yelled.

...

(Guess his brother and I will personally give you five imaginary dollars, or whatever currency you have converted from 5 USD.)

"However... Rainbow Dash. I'm quite excited to take a look at your data!" Myuu said, cackling.

"It is the Saiyan ferocity and human ferocity that amazes me. It is good that we have you contained... General Rilldo should be sending your seven other friends to me right now." He said.

***

Gohan was trying to fight Rilldo...

Gohan waited for him to appear with his body.

And once he did...

"There you are! Ha!" Gohan yelled, firing a single blast, making the Rilldo disintegrate.

Gohan stood on a platform.

The disintegrated metal just turned into Rilldo again.

Gohan threw another blast at him!

And he just melted again...

He made the platform Gohan stood on into a giant hand that tried grabbing him, but to no avail.

Gohan flew away, but not before metal pillars were sent at him.

I mean thousands.

'You have to be kidding me!' Gohan thought.

He started punching and kicking them all away!

But they were too much, and formed a ball around Gohan.

"See you in the next life, Super Saiyan!" Rilldo said, using his metal bending to send a giant molten but hard splash of metal into the ball, ramming into Gohan.

He was rammed into the ground.

Rilldo took his metal back and became a guy again.

Gohan stood up, with his clothes rather tattered.

But he showed no signs of tiredness or injury.

"You're good." Gohan said.

"Hah! You don't even realize it. The more you fight me, the more you will die! Until you rid this planet of all the metal it contains, I will always have a body to bring to the battle! Now, if you don't know, this is the part where you concede, and make the smart decision to hand yourself, and the other Saiyan and humans over to Dr. Myuu!" Rilldo said, cackling.

'I'm in a tight pickle... I could just blow up the planet, but that means killing Rainbow Dash.' Gohan thought.

'Then you need to confront Myuu head on and take Rainbow Dash back.' Goku said.

'With Rilldo on the scene, that's gonna be hard... I have to just put my hopes in everyone else as I hold Rilldo off. This guy has a weak spot somewhere else, I need to find it.' Gohan thought.

'I wonder what else this kid is hiding.' Rilldo asked.

The two charged at each other with full aura!

The impact of that put a giant crater in the planet!

Gohan threw a fist, which Rilldo teleported to dodge.

But, Gohan predicted his next move, and kicked Rilldo in the cheek!

Rilldo retaliated by throwing a barrage of punches at Gohan!

But Gohan dodged them all.

Rilldo performed a double axe handle on Gohan, but he teleported behind Rilldo and kicked him square in the face!

Sent Rilldo splashing into the water.

But he emerged unexpectedly, kicking Gohan towards the city!

Gohan landed in a building.

Rilldo teleported to the scene, trying to find Gohan...

The building happened to have a nine camera projector.

'Where did that Saiyan brat go...!?' Rilldo thought.

"There's no use in hiding!" Rilldo yelled, firing a ki blast at rubble.

That set the projector off, and there was a theatre movie playing of a wolfbat jumping an angel lady.

Rilldo saw a silhouette of Gohan on the screen...

And turned around.

Only to be met with a powerful punch!

Straight into that movie, fuck the fourth wall, yeah!

Rilldo emerged, clearly enraged.

Gohan couldn't help but laugh.

"This is pretty funny from down here, Rilldo! You look just like the monster on the screen! Is he your twin brother?" He roasted.

With Rilldo's position, it really looked like he was there.

Enough about that, he was mad.

He destroyed the projector with some ki, making Gohan jump away.

Rilldo trailed him, throwing a punch that would miss.

But, the next punch he threw sent Gohan through the building and into the next one!

A mall, it seems.

Gohan happened to land on two juice dispensers, which were pouring juice on Gohan's hair.

'Well, I'd complain, but it actually tastes good.' Gohan thought.

'Even I can taste it! Mmm!' Goku said.

Rilldo burst through the wall.

"I'm getting tired of playing around with you, boy!" He yelled.

Gohan stood up. "Playing around? I'm just getting warmed up, Rilldo." He said.

Rilldo was mad, and he was about to fire his Metal Breath again!

But Gohan used the juice to his advantage, and blasted it at Rilldo, making him stop!

But the breath got to the juice and the dispense.

Rilldo was wiped himself off, but then Gohan was gone.

"Hey!" Rilldo heard.

"I'm over here!"

Rilldo jumped down on the ground and stomped to where he heard the voice.

"This way, shiny!"

'Thanks for the insults.' Gohan thought.

'Yep! I got trash can, tin foil, aluminum...' Goku went on.

Rilldo was still looking around for Gohan.

Gohan was actually on the outside window, standing on a pipe.

A bad place to be, since his weight pulled it down and broke it.

Rilldo rammed through the wall looking for him!

Gone again.

"So! Shall you hide like a coward!? Or fight like a Saiyan!? Or are they one of the same!? SHOW YOURSELF!" Rilldo screamed.

He was kicked in the back of the head into a building!

"It's called stealth!" Gohan yelled.

"DAMN YOOOOU!" Rilldo screamed, destroying the building.

"Someone's hotheaded." Gohan said.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Rilldo screamed.

***

Myuu was about to start dissecting Rainbow Dash.

"It's not a Saiyan, but it will do." He said.

"Begin the molecular reconstruction operation, now!" Myuu demanded his Mutants.

There was a saw, laser and many other surgical tools on the ceiling, about to go down on Rainbow Dash.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Pinkie screamed, bursting through the wall!

The rest of the Humane 7 and Goten came through as well, all ponied up and Super Saiyan 2.

"That's our friend!" Fluttershy said.

"That's right! Giru!" Giru said.

"T2006... How dare you!" Myuu said.

"Giru only helping!" Giru said, opening himself up a bit to show he has a machine gun and a missile.

He fired the missile.

Myuu screamed as the missile went straight for him!

Some Mutants came to his aid.

"Giru can reverse effects of metal!" Giru said, pulling out something that looks like a knife out of his chest.

"Really? Then reverse our friend, please!" Rarity said.

"Stop! I command you to stop!" Myuu said.

"How dare you betray me!? I am your creator!" He said.

"Betray? Myuu betray Giru! Giru help new friends!" Giru said.

"W-What?" Myuu asked.

"Dr. Myuu no friend of Giru! No friend! Enemy! Giru! Giru!" Giru said.

"Yeah, you tell him Giru! Watch out Myuu! Before he calls you a meaniebutt!" Pinkie said.

Giru pressed a red button on the knifelike object, and it sent a beam at Rainbow Dash.

"I-It can't be... You were working with them the whole time!" Myuu said.

It undid the effects of the metal breath!

Rainbow Dash was normal again!

"Huh...?" She asked as she got up.

"Rainbow!" Fluttershy said.

Rainbow Dash cracked her body. "My body feels like it's stiff..." She said.

"Mission complete!" Sunset said.

"Have General Rilldo report to this location at once!" Myuu said. "AND GET THEM!" He commanded.

The Mutants all charged at the Humane 7 and Goten.

"Well, no time for nappy!" Rainbow Dash said, jumping off her table.

The eight all beat down the remaining Mutants with ease.

Rarity was able to cut them and ram them into each other with her diamonds.

Applejack was able to dissect them with her bare hands.

Pinkie just made them malfunction as they looked at them.

Rainbow Dash used her super speed to ram through them all.

Twilight was using her magic to dissect them as well.

Fluttershy and Goten were smashing their fists into the Mutants.

Myuu tried escaping to some sort of room, but Rainbow Dash stepped in front of the entrance.

"Sorry, doc. From what I heard from you, you have some secret stuff behind this door." She said.

"Girls, Goten, and robot on our side, why don't you come up here and see what Dr. Myuu's been up to?" She asked.

"He has a secret?" Goten asked.

Rainbow Dash put her finger on the open button.

"No! Please!" Myuu said, desperately lunging to Her arm.

Too late.

It was opened.

Much to his horror.

Apparently there was some sort of... Cell.

What the hell is it?

Why am I boring you with these extra words?

Isn't obvious as to what the hell it actually is if you watched GT?

Find out next time, on the next Dragon Ball Z!

Wait... That's not right either!

Author's Notes:

Remember the thing when I said I'll give you five dollars? I think Imma change it to $2.50.

Super Meta Rilldo - 23,000,000,000,000