Sunset finally asked, "So that's it, you just show up and I am suppose to go all evil bitch queen yet again?"

"No, this is the part were you listen to your subconscious and I bitch you out over this whole martyr act you have been doing since the fall formal." The She-demon said. "This is were I point out that being reformed doesn't mean acting like a scared foal to afraid to fight back. You put up with all that crap and bull shit because you didn't want to look like a bully. Well news flash, you left a power vacuum and Anon-a-miss walked right in and took a giant crap all over everything you have worked for since the fall formal!" The She-demon punctuated her words by slamming her fists against the mirror. "She stole your 'Friends'! Only real friends would have given you the benefit of doubt!" She slammed her fists into the mirror again and small cracks appeared. "She took your victory at the battle of the bands and made it worthless!" She slammed her fists into the mirror again and huge cracks spread across the surface. "She pushed every single one of their fucking buttons until they tried to kill you!" The mirror then shattered and Sunset found herself being held off of the floor by her shirt collar. "NOW GET YOUR BUCKING TAIL UP AND SHOW THESE HAIRLESS APES WHY NO ONE BUCKING MESSES WITH THE PONY FILLIES AND COLTS OF EQUESTRIA!" The She-demon screamed.

Sunset woke up in the front hallway with a worried Snips, Snails, and Silver Spoon watching over her and an angry Diamond Tiara arguing with someone on her phone. "Yah yah, don't move her until you three get here... Like I give a fuck that you were pulling injured knights to safety during the crusades and can claim to be the worlds oldest combat medic... What the fuck do you mean you're going to be a few minutes late?... Listen, just lose the cops and put your sister back on the phone... Oh I'm doing just peachy. My best friend wakes me up and I find out she's dating Twiddle Dee the wonder dummy. I get dragged to a house on the back of his friend, Twiddle Dum's, moped to find Sunset Bitch passed out in the floor and badly beaten. Then finally I get the joy of asking your sister for help since Snails says that psycho Gilda tried to leave her for dead and if she finds out about us... well you get the picture... Okay see you in few minutes." With that Diamond Tiara hung up her phone and looked at Sunset Shimmer, "We found you passed out in the floor with the door wide open and I have a... Well I guess you can call her a special type of tutor bringing help. Just stay there until they get here and her sister can check you out."

"Boss, I know you didn't want anyone to know where you lived, but well, we needed help and Silver insisted on getting Diamond Tiara." Snips said.

"Don't worry about it Snips." Sunset winced at her voice and ask, "Mind getting me some water from the fridge?"

"Sure thing boss." Snips said as he headed for the kitchen.

Looking over at Snails she asked him, "What are you thinking about this time Snails?"

He was quiet for a moment before answering, "I was thinking about a nature show I saw the other night and how the narrator explained the need for an apex predator. It brings balance and order to the food chain, but remove it and eventually there will be chaos and destruction. If you think about it you were the apex predator of the school and now Anon-a-miss has thrown the school into chaos."

"Well then, I guess my sisters and I need to get your Apex Predator back on her feet so she can fix the school." Adagio Dazzling said from the door with a smirk before hugging Diamond Tiara. "Hey DT."

"This from the girl who puked on Richard the Lionheart's feet after seeing me amputate an arm with a wood axe and cauterize the stump." Aria Blaze said as she walked past her and started to examine Sunset. "Right, concussed, several bruises to the head and two really nasty bumps, two dislocated knuckles, fight bites I'm going to have to disinfect the hell out of and possibly stitch close, bruised ribs but none broken, a nasty black eye, some joint strain but nothing torn. Okay, did you get cunt punted while getting a beat down because some girls walk funny for a while afterwards and if done wrong can really mess up your hip joints?"

"What?" Sunset yelped as Aria picked her up bridle style and carried her into her living room.

"You know, kicked in the clitty really hard." Sonata said as she brought in a duffle bag while Aria put Sunset down on the sofa. "The Marquis de Sade did that to me once and it really hurt a lot."

"No! Why in Tartarus would you let..." Sunset started to ask.

"Don't ask, you really don't want to know about how screwed up some immortals sex life can get." Aria said as she looked at two of Sunset's finger and then yanked Sunset's belt off and handed to her. "Bite down on this because when I pop your knuckles back into place it's going to hurt like a mother fucker."

"Your bedside manners suck." Sunset told her before biting down.

"Yeah well let's see if you can scream louder than that little bitch Hitler did." Aria said as she yanked both fingers at once.

A half an hour later Adagio was waiting for Sonata to get back from taking Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon home and sending Snips and Snails home as well. The kids hadn't taken to Aria's medical practice very well and she was thankful they had left before Aria had started working on the fight bites.

"Here's a hint, punching people in the face is a bad ideal. Their head is harder than your fist and if you are really unlucky you cut your knuckles on their teeth. That's what a fight bite is and with over 200 different species of micro organisms living inside the human mouth alone you're really asking for a nasty infection." Aria explained as she finished cleaning out the cuts. "Personally I always use the heel of my hand and aim for the temples to really mess them up or the nose in order to break it. Nothing scares multiple attackers for a few critical seconds like a friend screaming in pain with blood pouring from their nose. Also, as cool as some kicks are, try to avoid them in favor of leg sweeps and throws. Kicks leave you too wide open unless you actually connect. Trust me, even after a thousand years Sonata still ends up on her ass most of the time when she goes for a kick." Turning she asked, "Adagio, can you grab the oral gel, needle, and thread from the bag Sonata brought in?"

"Yeah, here you go." Adagio said.

"What's the oral gel for?" Sunset asked.

"Numbs the cut so I can stitch it together." Aria said as she smeared a liberal amount into the cuts. "Before you ask, no it would have been useless when I popped your fingers back into place and only barely works for this."

"So what's with Dr. Aria Blaze, medieval medic?" Sunset asked as Aria threaded the needle.

"Humans had a thing about not letting women fight in wars, but they couldn't be too picky about the person patching them up. So I would slap them back together as best I could and used dragging their injured asses to safety as an excuse to kick some ass." Aria told her as she stitch the cuts closed with extremely tight and tiny knots. "A battle field was basically a giant all you can eat buffet for us and we barely had to even hum to feed off the raw hate and anger." cutting the thread she them bandaged the hand to keep Sunset from closing it. "Don't use this hand for a day or two or you'll tear out the stitches. As for why we didn't feed like we use to... Well I guess you can say humanity grew up some. Use to be wars were huge things with lots of soldiers, but over time they have gotten smaller and faster. Also what was considered an adult back then is now considered still a child. Of course getting blasted back to being mortal means we don't need to feed anymore, though it did give us a small scare until I realized Adagio wasn't killing over with whatever the human equivalent of horn rot is. A few tests and a cat-scan later confirmed the blast had cured us of why we agreed to be turned into sirens to begin with."

"You weren't always sirens?" Sunset asked as Aria finished bandaging her hand.

"Tartarus no! I was a pegasus with massive heart problems and 6 months to live when I became a siren." Aria said before turning to Adagio. "Help me get her shirt off so I can bandage her ribs before the pervert gets back."

"I was a Unicorn in the advanced stages of horn rot that had already spread to my brain." Adagio said as they took her shirt off and ignored Sunset's shiver at the mention of what was basically the most painful death possible for a unicorn. "Trust me, by that point I was willing to do anything just to make the pain end, even becoming a monster."

"As for Sonata, we think she was a crystal pony, but we're not too sure since she was at least a couple of thousand years old when she found us and living that long does things to your mind." Aria said as she bandaged Sunset's ribs. "For all we know she might even have been an umbra."

As Aria finished bandaging her ribs, Sunset ask Adagio, "What's the deal with Diamond Tiara?"

"Her family is one of the few we've kept an eye on over the centuries and I am kind of mentoring her for her father since he realized her mother was raising her to be a stuck up, self-centered, self-entitled snob who would run the family business into the ground." Adagio explained. "Trust me, not the weirdest mentoring we've been up to since the battle of the bands."

"Hey, leave Pipsqueak out of this. He's the first one in his family to show any interest in pirates in centuries and I promised to only give the map to a direst descendant I felt was worth of Yellowbeard's legacy." Aria shot back as she helped Sunset put back on her shirt.

"He's a 10 year old boy whose obsessed with pirates instead of cowboys or spacemen." Adagio said. "As soon as he hits puberty he'll discover girls and forget all about them."

"Ha! I already told him about the treasure and he already knows he is descendant from Yellowbeard through ancestry.com. That's what got him started on his pirate kick to begin with." Aria told her. "I even gave him our old wanted posters from back then 'Lady Blacksong', captain of the Beautiful Siren."

"Wait, you were Lady Blacksong, the most famous female pirate captain in history?" Sunset asked.

"We were actually more like privateers and spies for the British Crown, but yeah I was Blacksong." Adagio said before smirking, "Right, First Mate Rum Bottle?" Aria then grumbled something about not choosing names while drunk. then Adagio looked at her with a serious expression. "Now, I waited until Aria finished working on you, but I think it's time to address the dragon in the room. How exactly did you end up like this and why isn't the cliche of the month club here to take care of you instead of us?"

"Well it started with a post on Mystable by someone named Anon-a-miss..." Sunset started to explain what happened.

Author's Notes:

And now the gang's all here

Yes Snips, Snails, Silver Spoon, and Diamond Tiara will be part of this story and SilverSnips is a thing in this one, but no romance tag. Also Snails might be slow but he does have those moments of being zen.

For this story Sonata is the oldest and made Aria and Adagio into sirens since they were dying and agreed. Sonata is very old and has gone somewhat crazy over the years as well as forgotten things like her original species. Think Discord, since he is obviously very old and extremely crazy, only she has dealt with it by finding other too join her. Aria is something of an aggressive adrenaline junky who found a way around it in a time when women weren't suppose to be in battles. She might claim to be the oldest combat medic alive, but is knowledgeable enough to be a world class surgeon if she felt like it. Her medical knowledge also makes her an extremely deadly fighter and she is often the one who does most of their fighting for them when they need it. Sonata might be the oldest, but Adagio is a natural born leader and has gotten them out of some very sticky situations over the centuries. Her sharp mind has kept them financially secure and hidden from plenty of authority figures and governments over the years. Even when her plans go wrong she has plenty of resources, contacts, and backup plans to insure they won't be down for long.

As for how they could have medical knowledge like that 1,000 years ago too know what was medically wrong with them, I have always viewed Equestria as augmenting their science and technological knowledge with magic. In this case a spell to diagnose what is wrong a thousand years ago does not mean having the knowledge for curing it the same way as the Greeks having the steam ball thousands of years ago does not mean they knew how to build a steam powered locomotive.

Yes, fight bites and dislocated knuckles are really what can happen when you punch someone in the head, which includes the face. You can also break your wrist since, as Aria explained, the human head is harder than your fists. Same is true of kicks looking cool but leaving you wide open unless your kick actually connects. Reality is, unless you have years of training, using what you saw on T.V. and in movies is a long shot and you will most likely be the one who gets hurt.

For those of you who are wondering who the hell Yellowbeard is

Watch the movie Yellowbeard and discover the one pirate crazy enough to take Captain Jack Sparrow in a fight and most likely win because he's just plain nuts.