Anon-a-miss: The Nuclear Option
Chapter 14: How To Come Back Swinging
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Sunset looked at her new look in the mirror one last time. Adagio had said perception was everything and that they wanted to make a statement upon entering the school. Spinning around the long black coat with a red lining flared before settling all the way down to her ankles as she walked out of her bathroom. Her boot heels clicked as she walked down the hall, briefly checking yet again how well she could move in the tight black jeans that hugged her hips. Grabbing her bag and heading out the door, she smiled as the others waited in the SUV. She caught a glimpse of the tight fiery orange and red shirt with her cutie mark done in black. If nothing else their clothing said they weren't going to be anything like what people expected of them. Aria decided to stay with the punk rock school girl look Trixie had liked and Sonata joining her in a black and red Japanese school girl sailor outfit. Adagio, like her was wearing pants, only it was part of a women's black business suit.
"So what's with the suite anyway?" Sunset asked.
"Simple, I plan to tweek Rarity by wearing clothing she will recognize as designer clothing like this Gucci business suit and rubbing it in that her dreams of being a fashionista is further away than it was before." Adagio said as they drove to school. "Sonata is the surprise ready?"
"Yes." Sonata said holding up her phone. "One text message and then we just sit back and enjoy the show."
"Good, I want it so once it begins there is no escaping it." Adagio said.
"Adagio this is Sonata we're talking about." Aria said as she pulled into the Starbucks drive thru. "The tools may change, but music and causing mayhem is her special talents."
"I know, but I don't want any screw ups like the fire in London." Adagio said. "It took forever to regrow my hair and get it how I wanted it after one botched house fire to cover our trail."
"A house fire?" Sunset asked with a raised eyebrow "I thought you three were experts at disappearing."
"We sorta over stayed once about 920 years ago." Sonata explained. "We tried moving to the exact opposite side of the city, but someone recognized us. So before the Church could really investigate us we found three dead prostitutes, grabbed what we could, and set the house on fire, but it kinda got out of control and burned several dozen other houses down. Adagio's hair caught a stray spark and caught on fire, but we got it out. After that we decided to leave Britain and eventually Europe for a while. We didn't get back to England until the very tail end of Edward the 3rd's reign, a few centuries older and better at covering our trails." Then she turned to Adagio and said, "$100 dollars in the 'We Don't Talk About It' jar when we get home."
"Fine." Adagio said as Aria passed out everyone's coffees and headed to school.
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon walked down the halls of the school, having arrived with the boys early when Discord was just pulling in and was the only one there. A letter from Sonata and $500 and the circuit breaker to the offices got accidentally flipped off by a broom handle falling on it until Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, or the secretary arrived and noticed it. The school's new cameras would keep working, but were pretty useless if the computer recording it all didn't have power because the school board had been too cheap. Still wearing their gloves they quickly slid the sheets of paper into the vents in the locker doors of random lockers. Each one getting about fifty or so pages and done in a way that left them leaning against the inside of the locker doors so when the door was opened the sheets would fall out and scatter across the floor. Then they went and waited for the boys to finish their job.
Snails held the flashlight as Snips used a pair of wire cutters and electrical tape to hook something into the PA system like Aria and Sonata had shown him. Aria had taken a quick look at the PA during the lead up to the Battle of the Bands and had planned to slip in and do this earlier, but decided to have him do it instead. Closing the panel and pushing the trashcan back in front of it, he checked to floor before pulling out a wet wipe and wipe away the only clue the can had ever moved. Walking away the two of them fist bumped knowing that it would be days before anyone could track down what they had done and by then they would have removed it, leaving just some old wiring and a little newer tape behind.
Sweetie Belle walked down the hall as a boy opened his locker and a bunch of papers fell out, scattering across the floor. Several students began laughing at the boy as he tried to pick them up and then looked at them. "What the hell?" Around him a few other students who had tried to help him also looked at the sheets of paper. Reaching down, sweetie picked up a sheet and read:
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned. Nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned.
The Diamond Dawg Boys and The Griffonstone Killers Gangs Multiple Counts of Rape, Murder, Arson, Prostitution, Illegal Drugs, Illegal Weapons, Possession of a Weapon by Convicted Felons, etc. : Gone
Mr. Magnet Pedophile: Gone
Mr. Doodle Illegal Drug Manufacturer: Gone
Ms. Harshwhinny Sex with a Minor: Gone
School Board Member Svengallop Embezzlement and Murder: Gone
School Board Member Gladmane Illegal Pyramid Scheme: Gone
School Board Member Zesty Gourmand Pedophile and Running a Child Pornography Ring: Wanted last known where about's on a plane to Russia
School Board Member Dr. Caballeron Theft of Historical Artifacts and the Illegal Selling of Historical Artifacts: Wanted last known where about's on a plane to Brazil
Vapor Trail Drug Dealer: Gone
Suri Polomare Assault, Battery, and Attempted Murder: Gone
Charged Up Drug Addiction and Prostitution: Rehab
Anon-a-miss Cyber Bullying: Pending
Kijo is coming.
Kijo knows.
"Whoa Dude, check it out, your not the only one getting these." Someone said as more lockers spilled out the same thing.
"I still can't believe Kijo proved Sunset Shimmer isn't Anon-a-miss." Someone else said.
"In your dreams, everyone knows that it's Sunset Shimmer and everyone saying the picture was taken at the same time as Anon-a-miss posted Rainbow Dash's F is lying." A boy called back.
"Are you calling my girlfriend a liar?" One of the football player demanded as he loomed over the boy.
"Hey back off of him druggie!!!" The captain of the wrestling team yelled.
Sweetie Belle slipped away as the arguing got louder and more people joined in, taking sides on whether Sunset Shimmer was or wasn't Anon-a-miss. This wasn't how it was suppose to be, everyone was suppose to be against Sunset Shimmer, not about to actually start fighting each other in the halls. And the fact that Kijo had said Anon-a-miss pending worried her. She was glad when she saw Scootaloo and Apple Bloom until she saw how depressed Apple Bloom was. She was about to ask what was wrong when the PA crackled before music began playing.
Waiting in the SUV until the moment Diamond Tiara stuck her head out the door and gave them a wave that said everyone's emotions were running high Sonata sent the text to start everything as they got out and walked towards the front entrance and The Furies began singing as they walked through the door.
https://youtu.be/XIETgVYAc28?list=PLOpX9fzA6RqfJtyeNAm_5WD2kCfp6J_NV
As the shocked students watched as they moved down the hall. Sunset saw two girls still arguing and looking like they were about to start fighting when she shoved both of them away from each other while Aria, Sonata, and Adagio flanked her and intimidated the other students into backing off as she shoved the angrier looking of the two into a locker and slammed the palm of her hand into it right next to her head and kept singing with a wicked grin on her face while ponying up causing the girl to flinch and cowing her as the others began ponying up as well. Behind her a few boys started to move towards her only to back down when Sonata popped up in front of them with a huge predatory grin on her face and ponying up in a brilliant blue flash.
Continuing on, their shear presence alone forcing students to back down from each other with only a few even daring to try to stand up to them and quickly backing down through pure intimidation. At one point Vice Principal Luna started to step in but her sister stopped her. Since they had arrived that morning they had been running to put out one fire after another, but the students were backing down and getting to class and Principal Celestia wasn't going to complain.
Eventually the song winded down as they reached their lockers and found the Rainbooms and a confused looking Japanese girl waiting for them. "Hey, ponying up is our thing." Rainbow Dash yelled.
"It's an Equestrian thing and we're Equestrians moron." Aria told her as they reverted back to normal. "You've just been borrowing it."
"You want to go fish girl?" Rainbow Dash angrily said as she tried to step towards Aria, only for Applejack to hold her back.
"Oh yeah, that's a great ideal." Aria said with a smirk. "How well did that workout for you at Sugar Cube Corner? Because you're still sporting a bandage over your nose, Rarity had to put on her makeup with a putty knife to cover up the bruises, and Pinkie Pie is wearing sweats and moving pretty gingerly after going through a table or something else."
"Now RD, we ain't getting in no tussle with them here in school." Applejack said as she yanked Rainbow Dash back to look at her. "Granny would tan my hide if'n ah went and got myself kicked out of school, especially with what all been going on out at the farm."
"Hey Applejack, that the cousin from Japan?" Aria asked while pointing to Fuji Apple.
"Yeah, and thanks for that there warning about the Wah-sah-bee." Applejack said while holding onto Rainbow Dash. "Big Mac turn'd as red as an apple after taking a big old bite of some, but it's not half bad."
"Whoa, hold on there AJ." Rainbow Dash said as she turned around and made Applejack let go of her. "What's with being friendly with them?"
"What? She helped me out in the grocery store the other day when Granny had me go pick up a few things and Fuji decided tah fix us some pretty good vittles from home tah thank us." Applejack told her. "She even told me where tah shop next time and it was way better than those there cups of ramen y'all get from the store. So excuse me if my Granny taught me better than tah be ungrateful tah someone who helped me out when ah needed it."
"I can't believe it." Rainbow Dash said with an angry look on her face. "Next you're going to tell me you believe their story about that fake Christmas holiday they say they have in Equestria."
"Y'all mean Hearth Warming?" Applejack asked. "Me and Twilight got tah talking about families and she mentioned spending it with her family. It's sum kind of mix of Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Forth of July all rolled up into one with a story about surviving an Apocalypse by working together and defeating sum kind of soul eating monsters called Windigos. Which ah actually looked up and they're much worse than what she told me about them."
"Umm... So it really is a holiday for Equestrians?" Fluttershy asked quietly.
"One of their two biggest, sugar cube." Applejack said. "The other is like your summer solstice thing, only they have a real Sun Goddess raising their sun over there."
"Yeah, great, whatever." Rainbow Dash said. "Are you really going to just side with these four over us?"
"Ah might if'n y'all are in the wrong to go attacking sum body fer no good reason when they ain't doing anything." Applejack said as she got in Rainbow Dash's face. "Ah might if'n you dun started sum thing and dragged our friends in tah your mess. And Ah might after seeing them there calm most of the school down before sum one did sum thing they might regret later. Was it the best way? Heck no, but it dun did work and like Granny dun told me at least a hundred times: If'n it works don't go complaining about how it worked, just be thankful it actually worked at all." She then backed up and walked over to Fuji before looking back and saying, "And Ah might if'n Ah was plum wrong about her being Anon-a-miss like sum people are saying now." She then took Fuji's hand and said, "Come on Fuji, Principal Celestia knows Japanese and she's going to be finishing your registration and stuff."
Rainbow Dash had been about to say something as Applejack and her cousin walked away when Sonata got a text on her phone that said, <We're in Momma. Beginning Operation: Stamped now.>, just as the PA crackled again and music began playing and a girls voice was heard.
All across the city phones, tablets, and computers glitched as their security programs turned themselves off before a small blue pony appeared on them dressed as the Genie from Aladdin dancing and singing in time with the song. Behind her was the words:
Kijo is here.
Kijo knows.
And now Kijo will reveal the truth.
On device after device files began downloading themselves, but none of the devices were working when someone tried to click on one. A message would then pop up that said to please wait until the end of the show before opening their gifts.
As soon as the song ended So.Nata.Pony then sat down and waved at everyone watching and said, "Hello everybody, I'm Kijo and do I have a story to tell you. Once upon a time in CHS there was a girl who was kind of a bitch, but then she hooked up with people she thought were her friends and she was happy and her and her 'friends' even won the battle of the Bands. She had turned herself around from being a trouble student to one of the best and ready to help anyone who asked, but there were those that plotted against her.
They weren't jealous of her having friends, just jealous of who her friends were, because those so called friends weren't hanging out with them anymore. And so they came up with a plan, they would frame her for doing something they did, they created an account on Mystable and called it Anon-a-miss with the color scheme looking like her hair and the profile picture a silhouette of her taken from a photo of her. They then released a family nickname of one of these so called friends and embarrassing pictures they stole from her phone, which caused these so called friends to abandon her since it had to be her.
Only Anon-a-miss didn't stop there because other students began sending them all sorts of secrets and following them as they posted them. Only they made a mistake and posted one of the 'friends' tests with an F on it and she set it up so the girl would get jumped and beat up by over 30 other students.
Things were real dark for the girl, but then she found out she had other friends she didn't know about, some old and some new, and they helped fix her up. It is during this time I, Kijo, found out what was going on and began brutally releasing secrets, every single one 100% true, and show them what secrets could really do. It was me that set things in motion that lead to not one but two dangerous street gangs being obliterated by the authorities. It was me that removed the source of dangerous illegal drugs. It was me that lead to the pedophiles hiding in the school system to either be arrested or flee. I'm the one who exposed that half of CHS sports teams were hopped up on drugs and how crazy and abusive one girl really was. I'm the one who exposed how corrupt the Canterlot school board was and got one girl off the streets and into the rehab she needs.
Only I'm not done there because there are three people left to take care of. That's right, the Cyber Bully Anon-a-miss is three people. Three girls who's own words says it all."
"Trust me girls, if we all do this here right we all will never have tah deal with her again and they'll have more time fer us." Apple Blooms voice said as a picture of her popped up on every screen.
"She took Rarity away from me! I don't care if she crawls away and dies in a ditch, I just want her gone!" Sweetie Belle's voice said as a picture of her popped up.
"And then Sunset Shit-turd asked her something and they just left me standing there while they went off to do something else. As far as I'm concerned I hope she dies cold and alone in an unmarked grave!" Scootaloo's voice said as a picture of her popped up.
"You three could have stopped this at any point, but it felt so good having people following you, giving you secrets, and privately cheering you on. It felt good that everyone was blaming Sunset Shimmer and that you could now spend more time with your sisters and your role model. It felt good being the center of attention, to be famous while hiding behind a mask designed to hurt someone else. Well guess what, now your famous across the whole city. Not only that, but I hacked your Anon-a-miss account, did you really think crusaders4ever was a good pass word, and I have the emails of everyone who sent you secrets and their real names. As soon as I finish talking and release every device in the city everyone will know who they are, the secrets you didn't release and that the cops will definitely want to see (Sorry for making more work for our boys and girls in blue, but you need to see this.), and I am sure the media will want to talk to you.
How does that old saying go, be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Well your famous and with the damage you have done your sisters and role model will have plenty of time seeing how Rainbow Dash can't get a sports scholarship and Rarity can kiss becoming a fashionista goodbye. But don't worry Apple Bloom, your friends will be happy to know that your aunt, Senator Victory Valencia Orange, bought the farms debts years ago and has been making sure her childhood home never runs into any financial troubles and her mother never loses her home. But then again, you have your own problems, what with finding out that your real mother is a drug addict and a prostitute and that the sister you love so much isn't your sister, but your second cousin." With that So.Nata.Pony stood up and said, "Well I have places to go, pedophiles to torment. I am Kijo. I am here. I know." With that she just walked off of every screen and the words and the pictures of the crusaders faded away leaving just the files.
The crusaders ran for the side door closest to their homeroom as soon as they heard Kijo out them to everyone. Only as they rounded the corner they found Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon as they finished chaining and padlocking the doors. "Not this time losers." Diamond said as she looked at several rings on one hand. "Normally I wouldn't wear big, gaudy, heavy, old rings like this, but my mentor explained that in a pinch a girl can use them like a pair of brass knuckles for dealing with perverts or fighting your way out of a peasant uprising. Well I'm all out of perverts to test them on, but you three do match the definition of peasants, right Silver Spoon."
"A daughter of commoners, the bastard daughter of an incestuous affair between a father and his daughter, and the bastard daughter of a whore. Why yes, Diamond Tiara Rich, they are peasants while we are the daughters of two of the richest men in not just the city or state, but the country." Silver Spoon said while showing off her own rings before looking past them and saying, "Don't you agree honey?"
"Yes, I think they are and thanks for these new accessories." Snips stepped into the hall behind them with Snails blocking the any escape for the crusaders and both were carrying new black hardwood canes.
"We're not letting you just get away this time." Snails said before whirling and twirling the cane around him in a blur of motion before bring it down on the floor and leaning on it.
"And I'm the only one with the key." Diamond Tiara said as she held it up before dropping it down into her shirt.
"YOU BITCH!!!!" Apple Bloom screamed as she ran straight at Diamond Tiara, who pulled back and swung with everything she had. Apple Bloom collapsed on the floor, out cold from the hay maker with a few teeth flying from her mouth.
Scootaloo started towards Diamond Tiara, only for Silver Spoon to punch her in the gut as hard as she could, dropping her as Diamond Tiara stepped over Apple Bloom and punched Sweetie Belle in the nose, breaking it as the girl fell to the floor screaming and clutching her face in pain. Bending down next to Sweetie Belle with her back to Scootaloo and said. "If you have any illusions that we will end up in juvenile hall with you for assault then think again. The reason we did this instead of Snips and Snails is because we are rich and our fathers will hire the best lawyers, we will plead guilty, and we will walk away from this paying a fine that is actually pocket change to our families. Same goes for Apple Bloom since her Aunt Orange is a U.S. Senator and she is an Apple which means very loyal to the family, but you and Scootaloo will only have a public defender and will spend the rest of your childhood in Juvie with as many counts they will charge you with. That is unless one, and only one of you turns on the other and cuts a deal. Right now Silver is explaining the same thing to Scootaloo, but if you are smart you will be the first one to go to the cops and tell them you will spill everything for a deal." Reaching into her shirt she pulled out the key and pulled one of Sweetie Belle's hands away from her face and put it and fifty dollars in her hand. "There will be a cab outside. You can either go to the hospital, to the police, or to home, just remember the first one to get the deal and plead guilty will most likely only spend the next five years with an ankle monitor on probation. The other will spend the next five years in a Juvenile Detention Center. You come from a nice average suburban family and will be sexually assaulted by the end of the first day, either by the staff or one of the other kids. With as pretty as you are that will be your life for the next five years in there. I'll just leave you to think about it." With that she got up and walked away as Silver Spoon got up and joined her. The boys fell in with them as they heard the chain falling to the floor and looked back to see Scootaloo on the floor holding out her hand towards Sweetie Belle at the door and then Sweetie Belle was gone as the door slammed shut.
After several seconds of stunned looks Rarity turned towards Sunset and said, "Sunset darling, I may have been a bit hasty when..."
"Shut it Rarity." Sunset told her. "I know who my friends are and a greedy bitch who would throw me under the bus as soon as it became fashionable isn't one of them." Looking at the others she said, "Nor am I a wall flower who caves under peer pressure or a childish nut job who just wants to party. And I am certainly not friends with someone who decides setting me up to nearly get killed because of a fucking F. The only one of you backstabbing leeches that actually deserves a second chance is Applejack because at least she admitted she might have been wrong before the truth came out. As for the rest of you, you can take your fucking false apologies and fold them all nice sharp edges and shove them where the sun don't shine sideways and hard and then twist them." She then turned and pointed to Adagio, Sonata, and Aria and said. "They were kind enough to take care of me when I passed out in my own home after getting the shit beat out of me. They gave me the first real laugh I had since this whole mess started. And they were generous enough to let me into their own lives and help me with my problems. They have shown me more loyalty in two weeks than any of you have, and not just for me, but to each other and the friends they have made over their extremely long lives. So the four of you can kiss my ass because I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!" She screamed at them before opening her locker and grabbing her books and walking away with her real friends.
Next Chapter: Epilogue Estimated time remaining: 16 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
New look described for the girls in this continuity since yes there will be a squeal.
I said that that song was going to be sung when they returned to school. I just never said how it would be used when they effectively took over the school and in a way that Celestia just had to say fuck it.
Yes, Applejack can be redeemed... but it might take a while.
You didn't think I could leave my favorite crazy A.I. out of this did you. That is right, So.Nata.Pony is the new Kijo. Heaven help us all. Also I opted for this instead of a bonus chapter.
Seriously, Snails having ninja level skills is canon
And thus ended the crusaders's friendship. Also Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon finally got their win when it comes to dealing with the crusaders. And yes, I am one of those people who root for the coyote to get the damn road runner.