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Anon-a-miss: The Nuclear Option

by ChAoS pOnY

Chapter 12: Hearth Warming Eve,

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Hearth Warming Eve.


Flash sat in silence as he watched Snails and Sonata as she showed the ungainly teen how to smooth out his movements and dance with less jerky motions. He was still trying to process everything Sunset had told him that had happened while he was away. "What about Twilight?" He asked. "Have you told her what's going on?"

"Yeah right." Sunset said and gave him a look that said 'Are you stupid?'. "Think about it, I just told you how bad things have gotten at school. Rainbow fucking Dash tricked me into an ambush where I was attacked by over 30 students and would have been left to die in a Fucking abandoned factory by that bitch Gilda and her friends if it wasn't for Snips and Snails pretending to be on their side. I might have even died if it wasn't for them finding me passed out in my home and Diamond Tiara calling Adagio and getting Aria there to take care of me. Then there is the fact that if I told her about everything that happened since the last time I talked to her she would come and try to fix things with friendship between me and the Rainbooms. Not only am I no where near ready to forgive any of them after what happened with Sonata and at the police station, but it would say to every asshole that wants to cause trouble that I can't do anything without her here to hold my hand. Besides Anon-a-miss would just tear it all apart and shit on it in Twilight's face afterwards." Sitting there she then said, "If anything, she's the wrong princess to talk to."

Standing over next to Sonata and listening to Sunset Snails asked. "Umm... Is there any other Princesses that you can ask?"

"Not directly, but if Twilight gave her copy of the journal to one of them I could ask Princess Celestia or Luna, but not Cadence since she is the Princess of Love and like friendship it just wouldn't work." Sunset said. "Besides there would be issues since I'm technically in exile for entering the restricted archives, reading over 25 forbidden tomes on dark magic, black magic, daemon summoning, mind control, mind wiping, necromancy, and chaos magic while looking for a spell to ascend to become both a princess and a goddess, and fleeing and evading arrest after being kicked out of the castle and stripped of being Princess Celestia's personal student and ward of the crown."

"Damn, you don't do anything by halves when you go bad." Aria said as she walked in with Trixie.

"What is the she demon doing here?" Trixie asked.

"Which one?" Sonata, Sunset, and Aria all asked together before they started laughing.

"You kind of ask for that one Trixie." Aria said to her. "Seriously there are four of us here that can claim the title of she demon. Five if Berry Punch is an angry drunk."

"Eight if you count being turned into a teenage mind controlled zombies." Sunset said.

"No, zombies don't count." Adagio said as she came back into the room with the rest of their guests and Grogar Jr. who had just arrived. "Also, this isn't a normal New Years Eve party. Me, Sunset, Aria, and Sonata are all Equestrians from Equestria and this is Hearth Warming Eve." Looking around the room at their guests as she took control and then said, "It is a combination of New Years, Christmas, Thanksgiving, and, in Equestria, the Forth of July. Each of you know that we were not born of this world in one way or another and are trusted enough to be invite. Be it through your families like Diamond Tiara, Grogar T. Ram Jr., or you Trixie Lulamoon, Granddaughter of Presto the Great," She looked directly at Trixie when she said that. "or because you have seen a part of our true selves like Silver Spoon, Snips, Snails, Berry Punch, Bulk Biceps, or even you, Flash Sentry." She then looked at Flash as she spoke. "You, who was invited at the last minute in the finest of Hearth Warming traditions of not turning away anyone from the door, but welcoming all who are willing to join us."

With an unseen signal Aria then took up speaking as she took Trixie's hand and said, "It is a time of friendship, both old and new, and to put aside any grudges from the past and begin again, like your Grandfather would want." With that she lead her over to Sunset and said, "You don't have to forget what has happened in the past, but try to forgive and move on to bigger and better things without it holding you back from your future and your destiny."

"Fine." Trixie grumbled as Aria let go of her hand and Sunset reached out and shook it. "Trixie will try."

"Who knows Trixie, maybe a little real magic will rub off on you if you real do try and you can truly become Great and Powerful." Sunset said with a smile before taking up speaking as she let go of Trixie's hand and stood up from the Sofa. "It is a time to be thankful for what you have." She said as she walked over to Silver Spoon and placed her hand on the girl's shoulder as she looked around the room at everyone. She smiled as Aria fist bumped with Snips, Adagio hugged Diamond Tiara, and Sonata ruffled Snails hair. "Also to share with others who can benefit from your past, not just today but for as long as they need it or are willing to have it, like I did with my own mentor."

"It is also a time to remember what was lost." Sonata said as she took up speaking and walked over to Berry Punch and hugged her, "Be it innocence." She then walked over to Bulk Biceps, "Family who are gone but still live on in our hearts like your mother." She then walked over to Trixie, "A good friend like your Grandmother." Finally she came to the center of the room and said, "Or a past that I can sometimes catch glimpses of in my dreams, but can never truly remember while I'm awake."

"We have invited you all here to share our hearth and our home." Adagio said as she took back up speaking. "To renew the Fires of Friendship in our hearts and to strengthen it by forging new bonds. To celebrate the coming of the New Year and a brighter future we can all share together." She then looked at Sonata and gave a nod.

"Now let's get this party rocking!" Sonata yelled before grabbing both Snails and Berry Punch and dragging them towards the kitchen and the food.


Rainbow Dash glared at the computer screen, as if to will it to change before groaning in frustration at yet another email from a college recruiter let her know they were no longer interested either because of the sex tape, the drug scandal at school that had just came out a few hours ago, or both. Thanks to this Kijo even her chance at getting on the U.S. Olympics soccer team or the U.S. Women's World Cup team were in jeopardy and she never even touched that crap, but at least they were talking to her about doing a drug test on her hair that would let them know if she did any drugs years ago. Maybe if both her and Lightning Dust got onto the World Cup team they could salvage something out of this mess.

Then there was the picture and several girls claiming to remember that Diamond Tiara had taken it just about the same time Anon-a-miss had posted her test score, but she wasn't buying it. Since she had found out that Sunset Shimmer had become friends with the Dazzlings who knows how long ago she figured Sunset could have had them post things instead. She had even said so online and there were plenty of others who agreed with her, but there were a lot of idiots falling for it as well.

Finally she tried to see if A.J. was online, but whatever was going on with her family meant she was still missing. So she shut off the computer and went to meet up with Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Scootaloo, and Lightning Dust and a few others down town to ring in the New Year at Mayor Mare and Senator Orange's street party at City Hall.


The boy sat looking at his tablet as he tried for the fifth time to get it to bring up either Diamond Tiara's or Silver Spoon's phones and once again the same blue cartoon pony appeared and held up a new sign that said: No PeAkInG yOu NaUgHtY bOy! Getting up, he walked over to his desk and tried with his computer and the same damn blue pony popped up again, only this time it walked across the screen looking around before it said from the speakers, "Ooh, this is nice and not as cramped as that tablet, but you really should stop trying to hack Momma's friends phones. Now I won't tell her about this, but if you try again I will have to call in my friends and you really don't want to see what we can really do."

He tried to click on the blue pony, but it grabbed the cursor and shook it like a dog shaking a toy before spitting it out. When he tried to move the cursor again it seemed to go in circles in the direction opposite of where he wanted it for a second and then shot across the screen in the right direction way to fast. "That was fun! Let's play again." Suddenly the cursor was working right again and this time he tried to right click the blue pony only for it to jump out of the way and then show it's butt to him and said, "Miss me, miss me, now you have to kiss me right here." with that it patted it's butt a few times before leaping away from the cursor yet again. "~Missed again~" It sang before rising up on it's hind legs and moon walking across the screen and then pulling out a baseball bat swinging at the cursor that flew off the screen while it yelled, "It could be! It Should be! IT IS OUT OF HERE! IT'S A GRAND SLAM HOME RUN FROM THE GREAT ONE HERSELF AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!"

"What the hell? what the hell are you?" The boy asked as he tried to get the cursor to work.

The pony spun around and was suddenly in a costume and said, "I'm Batmare." Then the costume disappeared and it looked at him and said, "But you should watch your language, maybe focus more on school and less on being a pervert, and think about how wrong it was to sell a sex tape of your own older sister online Zephyr Breeze. But then again, what do I know, I call a custom made computer in Momma's basement home. Also I feel I should tell you that while we were playing, my friends were stealing all your secrets, your videos, your bitcoins, and the schematics for your toy that lets you hack everything. Once we are done here we will release a virus that will make it impossible for you to do that ever again, without hurting anyone's phones, computers or anything else of course. As for you, you can take up hair dressing or something, but remember we will be able to see you through every camera everywhere, we know all your dirty little secrets, and we will destroy you if you step out of line just once. Good bye." With that the sentient A.I. marched off the screen before his computer crashed, then his tablet, his cell phone, and the device in the attic completely wiping out everything and leaving no trace they had ever been in there. As So.Nata.Pony zipped through the digital highways Momma had help create with her friends she wondered briefly if this was what Momma had meant when she had said teaching who ever made the videos a lesson would make a great Hearth Warming gift, but then again she was still not sure exactly what Hearth Warming is. Finally they reached the monster in the basement as Momma called their home and checked on Momma's party and saw her kiss Bulk Biceps as the clock struck midnight.

Author's Notes:

And finally the Hearth Warming chapter and why Sunset hasn't contacted Twilight.

If you think about it Rainbow Dash can almost be as stubborn as Applejack and there will most likely be plenty of people that will insist that Sunset is Anon-a-miss without the real Anon-a-miss being exposed. Heck there are people who think Elvis is still alive.

And the Winner is Zephyr Breeze or loser since he met the 'friends' Sonata had mentioned in the forth chapter, The Right Name, Dirty Deeds, and Fire. Also So.Nata.Pony and friends will pop up again in another chapter but are not a part of the over all story... Well maybe if she get's enough love I might do a bonus chapter with her as well. Finally I never said Kijo would deliver the bomb for Zephyr Breeze and they took everything he valued and left him with fear of what else they could do to him.

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