“So, Tomoki, what’s your new plan to see the girls naked this time?” I asked absentmindedly as we ate together in silence at his table. I knew it was a dream, and that I could just make it something else. Still, I let myself be indulged, letting the self-insert dream play out before me.

“Quite ingenious, if I say so myself! First, I’m going to ask the girls to go to a wide-open bathhouse-

Oh, it’s this episode, I thought to myself with a soft chuckle, before quickly turning my focus back to Tomoki.

“Little do they know, however, I’ll use one of the cards Ikaros gave me to turn into a girl! Then, I’ll slip in under the pretense of some new girl, and from there-”

“Fondle the shit out of everyone’s breasts,” I finished for him.

“I’m going for the chairman first. I know, it’s risky, but I might as well go big with how well-thought this plan was!”

I couldn’t help but snerk at that, and dream Tomoki blissfully ignored it, turning to face a sound that came from behind. He then faced me again. “Sounds like it’s time to go. Be a bro and don’t tell?”

“Oh believe me,” I said with a smile. “I won’t. Make sure you include me in it, though.”

Not that I’d really care for the girls inside. I just wanna see all of their faces when a girl turns into a boy before their eyes. I liked the reactions more than I liked the perverted shit that happened in the anime.

Luna’s POV

As I finished comforting yet another foal, I sensed it. The dream that has gotten away from me one too many times. There was another dream next to it with magic power inside, but I didn’t pay it much mind.

As the protector of the dream realm, it was my duty to ensure that nopony spent the night with nightmares. Thus, I’ve always been able to easily go in and out of a dream. Except for this particular dream that had appeared in the past month. Everytime I tried to enter, the dream would collapse, which was an abnormal thing for a dream to do, and just as quick the dream would instantly appear again, in a different variation and with the same problem.

I felt taunted, like my pride was being jabbed at everytime I failed to get in. But this night, this night I’d get in, and I would confront this mysterious and elusive pony in their dream before it collapses. This time, I’ve found a spell to make the dream more stable, or in other words last longer. It would force the dream to stay longer before collapsing, as it has to go through the details.

I exited the foal’s dream, immediately rushing over to the dream I’ve yet to enter. I used the spell on it, only taking a few seconds of time, before attempting to get inside once more.

Jaxson’s POV

The day sped by, the dream quickly turning to the opening scene of the episode. Things went as expected, with Ikaros’s cards being taken away from her, as the girls easily figured it out. As Tomoki walked away in despair, Nymph doing her usual insult, of which I acted out my own line of the dream on.

“Oh no!” I faked a cry of despair. “What ever shall we do Tomoki? Now we’ll never be able to see that juicy world of boobs!”

“I don’t kno- wait” Tomoki looked at me with a determined face. “Say that again.”

I feigned ignorance. “Juicy world of boobs?”

“That’s it!” Tomoki said dramatically. “We shall ask Sugata for a card! Surely he’ll have one he took from Ikaros to examine!”

I rolled my eyes in amusement, and began to follow Tomoki, who was marching to Sugata’s camp. Suddenly, I heard a whooshing sound behind me, and turned to look, only to find nothing there.

“Huh; that’s strange.” I idly stated with a shrug, before continuing to move on.

Luna’s POV

I grit my teeth in frustration as it spat me out, instead just shifting. “Damn this despicable dream!” I yelled in frustration.

I quickly looked around me, making sure that there were no nightmares in the vicinity, when I noticed how close the dream with magic power within it was. Seeing as it was yet another anomalous dream, I cast a angry glare at it. “You may be a strange dream, but you two will not stop us!” I bellowed as I charged into the dream with magic power. Surprisingly, the dream allowed me in with as much ease as the other dreams, which caused me to charge into the ground of the dream. I quickly pulled my head out of the ground, taking a look around and noticing its inhabitant. It looked as if it was one of the dragons of Equestria, but more like Spike.

“A dragon with magic power?” I said in surprise. “And a wingless one at that. Perhaps you are like Young Spike? Very late blooming though…”

The dragon stared at me with a look of confusion. “...Are you wielding a Dreamworld Amulet, or is this just a natural power of your world?” he asked me.

“It’s a natural power restricted to us and Celestia, and it’s worked fairly well for us the past millennium. That is, until a troublesome dream came along,” I said as I walked up to the dragon. “Thought yours was the same due to a very weak magical power within, considering the proximity and the anomalous nature of it,” I explained as I looked about. The dream realm looked as if to be in some weird, otherworldly place of books. Not hellish, but strange nonetheless. “What kind of place are we seeing here?”

“You are in a library,” the dragon simply said, there was distrust in his voice. Sensing this, I moved to assure the dragon.

“We meant no harm,” We said dutifully, beginning to explain why We were here. “We art simply the guardian of dreams, and it is our duty to ensure nopony goes through the night plagued by nightmares. We didn’t sense such, but were curious as to the magical connection within, especially since it may have something to do with the troublesome dream which is next to it. This dream has prevented me from checking what’s happening within for a month, and is very troublesome.”

The sound of a closed book drew me off my thoughts. “That would be my magic you’re sensing,” he said as the book that was in his blue-scaled hands floated to be placed on its rightful shelf. “Also, I am nopony, thus the correct term would be nobody.”

“It is part of our language,” We told the dragon, opening a portal to exit the dream. A thought struck my mind, and We turned back to the dragon. “Say… you wouldn’t happen to have experience with dreams would you? We could use help on getting into this troublesome dream.”

“Other than controlling my own dreams, there was once a time I helped Kud-Ei's friend Henantier escape his own dreams after he misused his Dreamworld Amulet,” Magic-Eyes said as he thought about it.

We looked away. “Perhaps a somewhat fresh mind of the dream realm can help me…”’ I muttered to myself, before looking back to the dragon. “We’re sorry for barging in so suddenly sir…” She trailed off, obviously waiting for the dragon to respond.

“Magic-Eyes.” The now named Magic-Eyes introduced himself.

“Sorry for barging in Magic-Eyes, but can you help us get into the dream? Perhaps a second mind could help me get inside.”

“I don’t know any spells of the dreaming kind but I can give you the power needed to enter it,” the dragon suggested as the books finally calmed down and laid where they needed to be.

“Perfect! Please follow us into the portal,” I said as I walked through, Magic-Eyes following suit. I quickly made way to the dream, the dragon staying close behind.

“There!” We said as we narrowed our eyes at the dream. “That’s the dream that has been giving us trouble!”

The dragon started to move his arms in a rotating motion as yellow and blue followed his hands. “Yosai,” he spoke as it started to move away from him and… into me? I felt a foreign, yet familiar magic flow into me, empowering my own.

The foreign magic eventually dissipated, and I felt as if I could cast the spell better than last time. “I see… you increased my own magic. That may very well give us a long enough window of opportunity.”

I channeled the spell once more, using it on the dream again, before then proceeding to use the portal.

Jaxson’s POV

Another dream cut to scene, with Tomoki begging Sugata for the card, before finally doing the ‘new world’ speech he did in the episode, which was followed by Sugata giving us the transformation machine, and told us to start learning how to act like girls in order to get in.

Another cut to scene later, and we found ourselves at the bathhouse. Tomoki looked at me with a grin. “You ready for this Jaxson?”

“Ready as I’ll always be Tomoki,” I said with a knowing smile while in my girl form, which was made in the image of Yang Xiao Long from RWBY. We entered the bathhouse, Tomoki standing in awe at the sight of all the naked girls, while I just simply found a comfortable spot to watch the chaos unfold. As he said before, Tomoki instantly went to the chairman, pretending to ‘wash her back’. Just as the scene was about to unfold, I saw a portal appear between me and the scene, a blueberry mare coming out of it.

FINALLY, WE HAVE REACHED THOU! she announced, catching the attention of the dream girls and Tomoki. I stared wide-eyed at the sudden intruder, caught completely off guard. A moment of shock fell over the bathhouse.

“Who the fuck are you,” I said, pointing a finger at her in both embarrassment and anger. “And how the fuck did you get in my dream?!”

The blueberry mare suddenly took note of her surroundings. “Have We caught thou at a bad time?” she asked sheepishly.

“Firstly, what do you mean by we? Who helped you get here? Secondly, yes it’s a bad time, get the fuck out!”

“Sorry, old habits die hard We- I mean I suppose. Though I don’t know if my helper actually wants to enter.”

“Who is she Ja-, I mean Yang?” Tomoki asked with his girl transformed hands still on the chairman’s breasts.

“Sorry, I had to take a moment to study the portal you crea-” Magic-Eyes suddenly stopped in mid-sentence. “...Are you sure this is a dream we’ve entered?” he asked in disbelief at what he saw.

“Oh my fucking- END DREAM PLEASE!” I said, pinching myself. The scenery changed, but instead of the couch, I found myself in my old bedroom, changed back into what I was before I went to bed. I looked about for a moment in confusion. “Ok, what the hell?! I thought this was a lucid dream, I should be able to end these when I want!”

“Not when I’m here unfortunately,” the blueberry mare said. “Once I’m inside, I have power over whether or not a pony wakes up. What are you anyways? Some sort of malformed minotaur?”

“I’m a human,” I stated so matter of factly. “And why the hell did you invade my dream?! I was getting to the best part of the episode!”

“Human?” she said to herself in thought, before realizing something. “Ah, yes. You’re the one Twilight mentioned aren’t you? Jaxson, correct?”

“You’re goddamn right!” I turned to face Magic-Eyes. “And why did you go help her?! Can’t you guys tell what kind of dream it is before going in?!”

“We couldn’t actually. The dream is always blurry, unlike the others of Equestria,” she explained.

“I didn’t know it would be your dream though to be honest,” Magic-eye said before crossing his arms. “And seeing such a perverted dream, it’s making me question if teaching you would be a wise choice.”

“I swear, it’s not what it looks like!” I waved my arms about in a no gesture. “It was a episode from a ecchi comedy anime, not porn or anything! You gotta believe me on this one!”

“Anime?” she asked with a raised brow.

I groaned in frustration, knowing that no matter how well I explain it, she wouldn’t get it. “It’s like a puppet show, but with more lifelike movements,” I quickly explained. “And ecchi means suggestive! Sure the dream doesn’t make it look such, but my mind can’t help it if it fills in blanks!”

Magic-Eyes chose to not respond as he still gave me a firm stare in disbelief.

I sighed. “Look, think what you want, but there weren’t a lot of shows that interested me back then. Only anime had ones with genuinely good plot, and it’s hard to find good ones without a lot of fanservice.”

“We don’t quite get what you’re saying,” Luna said as turned away. “But regardless we’ll leave you to your, erm, ‘anime’,” She said as she opened the portal, sticking herself in it and getting sucked out to wherever the hell she came from, Magic-Eyes following suit as the portal also sucked him in.

A few seconds passed by in silence, before I grabbed a dream pillow and promptly screamed curses into it. I then proceeded to release my frustrations within the dream by summoning a chainsaw, and slicing into hordes of zombies with it.

Little scene I wanted to write for the lolz. As of the moment, am working on a needed prologue to a 2 chapter story.

I then aim to complete a chapter of Amalgamous Contagion as of tommorow, to then set the setting for the new story. Hope you all enjoyed it!