POV: Allen/Zero

Location: Unkown

Time: Unkown

Music Starts

I took a natural stance and so did Blue, neither defensive nor offensive. Me and Blue, as that was what I started calling him, studied our bodies and environmental advantages/disadvantages. Already decided on what I was going to do, I took a defensive stance, putting my fist up in the air and keeping my feet glued to the ground. I’m about to rain hell on this guy. With no more than a second thought, we both clashed in an instant.

Blue then kicked me with both of his feet and curled up in a ball. He quickly struck my head with a homing attack then uncurled and kicked my cheek. I was sent spiraling into the sand. Fortunately, it didn’t hurt but it was capable of making me dazed.

Blue sent a punch my way, to which I rolled and kicked him multiple times in the head. Ending the move with a roundhouse kick, successfully sending Blue flying right into a large tree that wasn’t there before. Unfortunately, for the tree, Blue broke through it completely. The tree proceeded to land on blue. Now that I noticed, the tree had a bit of sand on it. As this happened, the island seemed to get bigger and more tree’s started to come out of the sand. As well as large stone rocks and grass.

Not that long after the island was much bigger and more habitable for life. I was so distracted that I didn’t notice Blue get out off under the broken tree. Soon, however, I felt his energy increase tremendously. I turned to look in his direction.

A green hedgehog with green eyes and the same exact gloves/shoes as Blue. He wore a cocky smile. I jumped at him and tried to roundhouse kick him. Tried. He simply blocked my kick with his forearm and kicked me up. A pain pierced through my back, as that was where he kicked me, when I was sent flying. I turned around to look down mid-air at Blue. He was charging a blast from his right hand.

“Chaos . . . SPEAR!” He yelled and released the attack. It struck my stomach, then another, and another . . . and another. Soon, so many came bombarding me at once. I started to lose consciousness as each blast hit me. I . . . I was done for.

My eyelids became heavy within each moment. I was . . . I WASN’T GOING TO GO OUT.

With determination and pure will, an amazing power lashed out. A weird gem was seen flying through the air at me. When the purple gem hit me, I felt an infinite amount of power dwell inside me.

Without thinking, I flew down behind Blue and kicked him upward. As he was sent up, I was right next to him charging up a finishing blast in my right hand. I went a little bit faster to get above Blue and kick him downwards. As soon as my foot landed, I flew back down with the blast ready. I held nothing back as the charged energy was sent to the falling Blue.

A loud explosion erupted as the beam hit Blue. I saw his smoking body get sent out of the expression and conveniently landed a few meters in front of me. As I looked at his body, I could feel myself losing energy fast. I quickly dropped onto my knees and then my vision fade into darkness.

Music Ends

Several Hours Later

A dark void . . . nothing more, nothing less. It took a moment before I was able to register the fact I was in a dream. Dolly appeared in front of me, wearing a toothy grin.

“So it seems you’ve accessed the Phantom Ruby’s power without even being near it. Amazing I must say. Also, you got your ass beat pretty badly at the start of the fight with Blue.” He just laughed afterwards.

“What? You watched me fight? First off, fuck off. I’m still pretty mad at you for ripping me out of my life and stuffing me in this one. I only commend you with the body you gave me but that’s besides the point. Go jerk yourself off to children’s cartoon ponies, lard ass!” Dolly seemed amused and laughed even more.

“Hahahahaha! Oh the irony!” He said while whipping tears off his face. Regaining his composure, Dolly decided to finish the conversation.

“Well, someone’s penis hurts. I shall see you later fury, goodbye.” I flipped the finger on him.

Soon, I bolted up in a gasp. I checked over my surroundings. I was on a bed while in a cobblestone room lit with torches. The bed itself was white mattress with white sheets and a wooden bed frame. Not soon after, a scream pierced the air along with an recognizable voice, that had been slightly altered, saying something a normal male wouldn’t say in public.

“MY PENIS HURTS!” God damn it. If I was correct on who I thought the voice was, my asshole would be scared for life. Then another voice replied.

“SHUT THE FUCK YOU DIRTY FAGGOT! NO ONE CARES THAT YOUR PENIS, THE ONE YOU’VE BEAT BEYOND REPAIR, IS HURTING!” Soon an argument aroused.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ADOPTED PIECE OF SHIT! I HOPE YOU DIE OF LIGMA!”

“WHATS LIG- OH GOD DAMN IT!”

“LIGMA BALLS BITCH!”

“FUCK YOU!”

“NO! FUCK YOUUU!”

“NO, YOU!”

“I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR MOTHER! AFTER ALL, SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOOOOUUUUU!”

“AT LEAST MY DAD DOESN’T BEAT ME!”

“YOUR MOM IS ADOPTED!”

“NO YOOOUUUUU!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU’RE THE REASON WHY BIRTH CONTROL AND CONDOMS EXIST!”

As they continued their nonsense, I got off my bed. I felt a bit sore but anything at this point. Barely noticing both my gloves and shoes were off. I started to look for them. It didn’t take long since they were on the side of my bed, including my trusty sword. I took a moment to look at my feet.

I didn’t know if I should be happy or horrified because I didn’t have toes, they were similar to the shape of Sonic’s shoes.

“Mind fucked.” I only stared at my feet in confusion. Quickly shaking off the uneasiness, I hurried to put on my shoes. I also took a moment to look at my hands. Black furred hands with sharp, long white nails. I put both of my feet into my boots and swiftly put on my gloves.

Grabbing my sword, I put it on my bed and walked out the room.

When I walked out, I was greeted with a hall leading to a kitchen. The hallway floor was wooden and had a long carpet that ending at the kitchen. The hallway also had multiple rooms, which two of them were the source of the ’arguement’.

“My lord, these two idiots remind me of some other two idiots I knew back home.” I briskly walked down the hallway towards the kitchen. Halfway down the hall, I could smell egg, bacon, sausage, some vegetables and other unkown scents. My stomach growled at me in annoyance.

“Don’t worry buddy, we’ll eat soon . . . and why am I talking to my stomach?” I entered the kitchen and noticed that it seemed rather large. It had a fridge, a sink, cabinets that stored ingredients and utensils, and even a separate freezer. The kitchen connected to a living room/den, that had couches and tables, and had a glass door that led to a yard, another door that led to more rooms and yet another that seemed to be the entrance.

I stopped and looked at the food at the center of the kitchen on the table. One big slab of steak on a green plate, another on the opposite side of the table, Two other bigger steaks next to each other and a sandwich with . . . daisy’s on it?

“Why? What? How? No! Waste of bread of you ask me.” I loudly state. Like, seriously? Who’d eat that? Now what, a magical talking herbivore will come up to me and say ’Thats my food.’, well fuck and suck me silly.

Just as that thought, a sound of hooves could be heard behind me. I quickly turned around and saw brown fur. I looked up and saw a pair of blue eyes.

“Uh . . . Hi?” I backed up a bit to get a better look at the creature. Going off of body structure and how it’s face looked, I assumed it was a female. She had a brown coat and black hair that seemed unkempt to her right side yet a pony tail that rolled off to her left. She also had two horns. One poked out of her hair and the other was just just there. She looked rather calm and kind, then smiled at me.

“It seems you’ve already woken up. You can already eat your lunch or take a shower then eat your lunch. Let me go check on the others. By the way, the name’s Moon Light.” She said while walking into the hallway I just exited from.

“THE BATHROOM IS TO YOUR RIGHT IN THE OTHER HALLWAY AT THE END!” She yelled at me while she was in the hall.

Que?! It talked? I really shouldn’t be surprised but I am. I guess she picked me up and brought me here or someone else . . . did. Where’s the blue faggot and those two tards that I knocked out.

“Fuck it, beside I gotta check if certain body parts are still there.”

Many Minutes Of Self-Molestation

I exited the shower, feeling fresh and minty after a session of seasoning my meat. Quickly drying myself with a blue brown towel. As I was drying myself, a voice yelled.

“THIS DUDE EATING BEANS IN THE CINEMA!” It sounded exactly identical to one of the previous voices that was arguing with another.

The other person replied back.

“Fuck your beans! You look exactly like a burnt chicken nugget!”

Fuck this. I dried myself completely after that last sentence and put on my gloves and shoes.

I proceeded to walk down the hallway. Smelling even more food than before and hastily walking quicker than I should have out of pure hunger. As I made a turn, my eyes locked onto green emerald colored eyes. It was the blue creature, shoving a huge chunk of the steak with a fork before him. He didn’t seem too bothered by me and continued eating. The air became thick with tension quickly right after.

I switched my focus to two dragons, both smaller than Moon Light and around the same height as me when they were on all fours. These were the same dragons that could possibly destroy island like nothing? Arguing over beans no less.

Not wasting any time, I jumped onto the chair infront of my steak and grabbed the fork and knife.

One Hour Later

That stake was litty tittie. It wasn’t too hard nor tender. Wasn’t too dry or wet. It was perfect.

After we had finished eating, Blue was staring at me in slight confusion. It was about time I talked about this.

“So . . . let’s get the elephant out the room. Why’d you attack me?” I asked. This had caught the attention of Moon Light and the two drakes, which the two reptiles stop segueing over beans.

A fire erupted from the left side of his chest, catching me off guard and causing Moon Light to panic for a moment before calming down.

”Well . . . I don’t know why. I was caught in the heat of the moment, I guess it was selfish of me to try out some new physical additions that I gained per say. I could say that I saw you as threat but now at this point it only seems like a half baked excuse. I apologize.”

I was taken aback. First, he talked as a small fire was burning on his chest. Second, the voice didn’t sound like any of the Sonic Voice Actors yet the voice fit how he looked really well.

What’ll happen next?

What Sonic’s voice sounds like (New voice actor, Ben Schwartz, confirmed for the new Sonic movie coming out 2019ish) :

Hello my sexy homies. Sorry for keeping you waiting. I know I’ve thrown this excuse at you guys before but it’s serious. My one and only grandma, who is very old at this point, is having serious health problems thats left her hospitalized. That’s why I’ve come out with this chapter so late. Gotta go now, school and other stuff going on. See you later, you SEXY FUCKS!