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Ari

The phrase “everything looks better in the morning” did not apply to this morning. Sure yesterday seemed hard to beat in awful craziness. I had literally fallen onto a new world, woken up in a new body that was complete with new equipment, and been told in the creepiest ways possible that I’m god’s toy pony. Sorry, I meant ALI-corn*mumble you anal fuck mumble*. So that leads me to how my morning could be worse than that, I have two words for you: morning wood.

Just because I had sort of accepted my male status, well had to really, no bananas had turned up after all, didn't mean I understood what it all meant. My forced acceptance didn’t mean I had considered all the ramifications of my new body, I was just beyond the fall over in a faint stage, and was just realizing that there was plenty more pressing things than my body. Being male meant a lot more than balls. This fact I learned the hard way.

At first, I thought had rolled onto a stick, then after feeling a jolt of pleasure and discomfort with every scrap on the cave floor it dawned on me. I realized I could feel it and it was very uncomfortable with how hard it was. Trying to remain calm, the next thing I noticed was even worse. Chrysalis, the changeling mare I had fed last night was still asleep beside me. The nail in my coffin was that during the night Chrysalis had rested her head on my neck just so her horn rested above mine. I couldn’t move without alerting her and I certainly didn’t want to send the wrong message by letting her see my erection. I mean she is beautiful, with her eyes a blue-green color like the Gulf of Mexico, but we had just met yesterday and it had already been an awkward first meeting if there ever was one. She launched herself at my face! Okay it was just to eat some love, a act which was harmless enough. But I had no warning, no asking at all before she cam e at my face.

Since I couldn’t move to relieve it I tried plan b: think it away.

Okay deep breaths, close my eyes, and imagine a pile of mutilated kittens….Nope it’s still there. Come on, guts pouring out, eyes deflated, and this still wasn’t working. All I felt was nauseous.

What else was unattractive? Sagging old people! Genius, okay I’m imagining sagging skin, food caught in cracks that food never should be near…I want to hurl now on top of being near painfully hard. I know I can’t vomit but I wish I could right now…There has to be a way to make this hard on magically disappear.

MAGIC!

Of course, I can use my magic like last night when I gathered firewood. Now rise Chrysalis! She just twitched her ear in response to my magic command thought and my yellow magic field thing didn’t appear. Maybe I did it wrong? What did I have to do last time? I looked at the firewood and got really frustrated at not being able to pick it up and started focusing of how I would lift it. Okay, so I had to focus and intend for it to happen I think.

I stared at Chrysalis out of the corner of my eye and imagined her floating in a nice yellow field just like the logs did last night…And I almost gasped when I saw the yellow magic grow from my horn and surround her, levitating her slightly. But not enough clearance for me to get up. So if a little focus and intent made her levitate a few inches then a little more intent should raise her above me the last couple of inches. I thought wrong.

My little extra thought of “higher” was too much and she hit the cave’s roof. She actually was a light sleeper in hindsight; I mean it was just a wall of rock to the head…and horn. Okay that part had to hurt. Maybe It was a little bit of a hard hit.

Chrysalis’s eyes shot open and quickly locked on to mine, they promised pain, lots of pain. I lost focus and she landed awkwardly on her hooves, staggering slightly but still upset.

Did I mention she had a horn too? Cause she does, and the green magic surrounding it told me I better run. I slowly sat up and backed away from the angry mare only for her horn to return to normal. She was staring at me with a weird expression.

Oh shit, I forgot about that.

I followed her eyes downward and almost groaned out loud at the sight of my erection just waving at her. Maybe I could talk my way out of this?

“Now I know this looks bad but if you allow me to explain I’m sure you will understand.” I paused and waited till I caught her eye. “I woke up with this I tried really hard to will away but I couldn’t and I couldn’t get up with you laying on me. So I tried levitating you off of me but I overdid it as I haven’t had much practice with it so far.” She hadn’t interrupted me so far which I was considering a win.

“You could have just woken me.” She said bluntly.

“I thought that might send the wrong message considering we just met yesterday.” She glanced at my cock and shrugged.

“Eh, I have done worse.” Blinking at the mare I watched in shock as she looked away at the end. Sure the flirting from before might have been a hint...Chrysalis wasn't looking at me still. I guess it brings back bad memories.

“Still, I will try and see if it goes away without any help. I know you feed on love but I didn’t get this from any arousal so I don’t think it would help you anyway. Speaking of love, did mine help last night?” I could feel my ears perk and wings flutter as I waited for her answer. I didn’t want her to sleep hungry as well last night and I took her by her word that I wouldn’t be harmed by her feeding. Turns out she is pretty truthful, you know, once she wasn't trying to take it without asking.

Not that would matter; with my luck god would probably just revive me.

Her forehoof scuffed at floor and she looked away again in contemplation. “It was…I am…Why did you give me your love? I am a Changeling. I’m a hideous, emotion stealing parasite.”

My heart ached at her expression and her self-deprecating words. Her beautiful eyes had gone incredibly wide and her shiny black ears had flattened in a way that my new mind said was fear.

I stood and walked towards her, throwing my forehooves around her neck in the best imitation of a hug I could come up with in this form. “You are not a hideous, “emotion stealing parasite”. That is very far the truth, I never even felt you take the love,” I paused and went with my instincts on this one, nuzzling her cheek I thought of cinnamon buns just like I had done last night. “I didn’t want you to go hungry when I could easily feed you.”

Releasing Chrysalis, I stepped back and widened my eyes as she leaned forward to follow my contact, my love for cinnamon buns.

A sigh escaped her as our cheeks touched again, her chitin warm against my fur, and strangely soothing. At least, my equine mind found the contact nice.

“I don’t know who told you that they were obviously jealous. I mean I wish I could be so efficient as to feed off emotion instead of toiling for months to grow fruits and vegetables." Black ears twitched in my peripheral, "But from the sounds of it ponies don’t care much about the truth if they thought that.” I huffed at the thought, just what kind of world had I landed in? Chrysalis was a perfectly reasonable mare, a little starved but she wasn’t unreasonable about it. Especially when you consider she woke up in a strange cave with a strange stallion and didn’t run screaming or assault me upon waking. All in all she seemed to be handling this well.

She just blinked at me as her ears started to perk up, I felt her chitin move up against cheek before she pulled herself backwards. Sea-green eyes watching me as I realized something.

My erection was gone! With that successfully extinguished and my new friend fed I had only one thing left to do, find my own breakfast. I felt like I had been starved for a month, my stomach rolling in discontentment.

“Was breakfast good?” I cocked my head at the mare before me. Suddenly feeling energized, as if feeding her had somehow fed me. My spirit perhaps, if all it took was thinking of a delicious pastry to help her I don’t see how this mission god gave me could be so hard. Well, the second half of his “request” was still a no-go to me. There was so much wrong with that part I didn’t even know where to start on it.

“Uh… Yes, thank you. Did-“

My stomach repeated what Chrysalis’s had told her last night, in much the same way, and seemly louder as she stared at me for the longest second.

Finally she giggled, trying to contain her shaking chest with a dark hoof, “I guess that answers my question. Let’s get you some breakfast then.”

I felt a little dazed, that giggle was so cute, like a tinkling bell. Chrysalis brought me out of it asking in a playful tone, “Coming?” she was already at the mouth of the cave, looking over her wither with a raised eyebrow. With that invitation I joined her.

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Faust and audience member

Meddling God and Unwilling Prisoner

BEST GOD EVER

Dwaaaaw! Now isn’t that adorable*sniff* my little colt is already got a new friend. Oh just tugs at my h-

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Come on now! I had to do something!

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If I didn’t tie you to the chair you would have run, right?

…*nods*

I still think you overreacted, I mean I thought I let him off quite nicely. I could have dropped him in a pile of all the creatures that have already died due to those meddling Alicorns. *grumbles*

….*raises an eyebrow*

Come on now I am totally different! I am helping the multiverse one planet at a time, I am healing worlds! I am not tossing a ball of gas and hunk of rock around like those presumptuous upstarts. Humph!

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Why I never! I see I will need the tape after all. Just watch and realize just how great I am! *mumbles much better than Zeus, all he does is make little light shows mumbles*