Things had finally begun to calm down at Canterlot High. After the recent attempts at mind control, some world domination, more mind control, more world domination, and an attempt to rip the world apart thrown in there, the students were finally readjusting to not being subject to magical take over. The staff and faculty were finally able to breathe and enjoy the peace their school had settled into once more.

Afternoons at Canterlot High were fairly relaxed, the student body fully awake enough to put themselves into their classes and work. Because of this, while things were slightly noisier or rowdier, and the teachers had more to worry about, the administrative offices were just as calm as ever, especially without bully reports to file for once.

Of course, that calm was shattered as soon as two very familiar women strode into Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna's office. Instantly, the two adults were on high alert, remembering the first time these women were in their office. Subconsciously, Luna looked around for their ringleader, not wanting to be caught off guard again. The magenta girl noticed her unease and waved a hand at her. "Relax, she's not with us. We're working on our own agenda, for once."

"You'll forgive me if I tell you that does not put us at ease at all, Miss Blaze," Celestia responded.

"It wasn't supposed to," Aria deadpanned.

Now, the two sisters were even more on edge than before. "And what agenda would that be?" Luna inquired cautiously.

Celestia and Luna had faced their fair share of real estate agents, telemarketers, door-to-door salespeople and even the occasional Jehoovah's witness. None of that could have prepared them for the pitch that Aria gave. Leaning forward, violet eyes pinned the two older women in place and the purple siren asked, "What's it going to take for you to fuck our leader?"

Both principals blinked. There was a beat of silence before they blinked again. Another beat of silence. Surely, this woman couldn't be serious? Neither of the sirens before them said anything and Celestia and Luna shared an unsure glance.

"You... want us to have sex with Adagio Dazzle?" Principal Celestia wondered if she was on a prank show.

"Not just have sex with her!" Sonata exclaimed. "We want you to fuck her brains out until she can't walk steady and can't see right!"

The two adults stared at her in bemusement and Aria sighed. "Look, word around the bad girls' rumor mill is that you two routinely 'punish' bad behavior by fucking silly the person or people responsible. Is that right?"

"Only in some cases," Celestia responded.

"However, how does that translate to us going after Miss Dazzle?" Luna inquired. "She has already received her punishment for her crimes. By order of Twilight Sparkle, no less. Why would you want to subject her to our… special form of discipline?"

"Because she's going fucking batty!" Aria groaned, clutching her head in aggravation. "Before we found the gems, do you know what Adagio did for fun? She tortured the sea life! If chaos wasn't reigning, she wasn't happy, daughter of Discord that she is.

"When we found the gems, she gained her entertainment and pleasure by seeing relationships torn apart and watching people fight against one another. Now, without our gems to keep her head clear, she's descended back into that space of her mind where she wants to create havoc. It's only a matter of time before she sets fire to something or kills someone in an attempt to reclaim the thrill she's lost. "

"Perhaps she should be institutionalized..." Luna grumbled.

"You make it sound like we haven't already tried that," Aria snorted.

"She broke out two weeks later," Sonata chirped. "We can't die, so she somehow set the facility on fire. Everybody else was dead within minutes. The blaze was pretty though!"

"Always is," Aria snickered. "But yeah, she somehow breaks out of strait jackets, so mental institutions don't work. What does work is sex (and chocolate ice cream apparently). A few hundred years ago, we found out that when Dag gets fucked real nice, all of her thoughts of world domination and anarchy are mysteriously gone for a while and she's almost like a regular person."

"But she's gotta be fucked really good," Sonata pointed out. "Which requires, like, a lot of stamina cause she's gotta be kept constantly stimulated or she won't orgasm and she'll be even crankier than before."

Both principals looked dubious for a moment. They had never had a student that actually wanted their special brand of punishment before finding out what it was. And if what these two were saying was true, Adagio Dazzle was certainly in need of the discipline. Still, this seemed almost too good to be true. Two previously evil students coming to them to offer a third, delectable body for them to devour? What was the catch?

Aria seemed to sense their doubt as she placed her hands flat on the desk desperately. "Look, we'll pay you if that's what you want," the twin tailed siren growled. "But if you want to avoid the school constantly being thrown into turmoil, you're our only hope short of getting the entire football team to gang up on her."

"I don't see why we gotta pay'em," Sonata shrugged. "They should feel lucky if Dagi lets them even get their pants down. One guy killed his wife for a chance to caress those sacred golden curls."

"Ooh," Celestia leaned forward in interest. "Sounds like a genuine tough one, Lulu. I say we go for it."

"And what do you propose we do in order to even get her to let us touch her?" Luna inquired skeptically. If Adagio Dazzle had made a man desperate enough to murder his wife, this would be no easy feat.

"Not sure," Aria sighed, thankful that they at least seemed on board with the idea. "But I know for certain that threats don't work on Adagio. She's old, wise and powerful, even with our now limited magic. Threatening her will only ensure as much harm come to the school as possible."

"I know!" Sonata chirped excitedly. "Dagi likes being adored. It's her main fixation or whatever, it's the whole reason we came here in the first place!"

Aria tapped her chin thoughtfully. "The moron's right," she mused. "Dag was the last born of seventeen guppies. She didn't get as much attention as her siblings and has craved affection and attention for millennia. When she saw that Equestrian Magic from the Fall Formal, her first thought was to use it to make everyone adore us. If you can make her feel like she's appreciated, she's bound to lower her walls and let you have your way with her."

"Flattery, then?" Celestia murmured. "Well, that will certainly be a new approach to our seduction style."

"I do wonder if we can be more gentle," Luna agreed. "So often, we must punish rougher students and intimidation is necessary to get them to comply. If what they say about Miss Dazzle's reaction to intimidation is true, it would be a wonderful way to try new methods."

"And ya don't gotta worry about keeping with the stimulation thing," Aria added. "Once she's had her first orgasm, she'll be more open to the pleasure."

Celestia leaned back in her seat and folded her hands. "Very well, Miss Blaze, Miss Dusk. We will do what we can for Miss Dazzle, if it's in the best interest of the school."

"Ooh, this is gonna be great!" Sonata cheered. "Now Dagi will stop mumbling about dynamite in her sleep!" This caused the two principals to stiffen.

"And she can stop testing acid on the damn cats," Aria grumbled as they strode for the door. This made the two 'older' women share an uneasy glance.

"Sister," Luna gulped uneasily. "Something leads me to the assumption that this will be quite the seduction."

"I would hate to consider what would happen to CHS without magical aid," Celestia sighed. "Shall we prepare?"

Luna shot her a mischievous smile and a nod.

"Would Adagio Dazzle please report to Principal Celestia's office? Adagio Dazzle to the principal's office."

The woman in question sighed with an irritated roll of her eyes. She had been contemplating the trajectory with which to throw a tiny paper ball into her geometry teacher's mouth to choke him with it. She had just been calculating his breathing pattern. Now she would need to start all over upon her return.

Standing from her seat, Adagio brushed herself off and sauntered out of the room. She made her way through the halls, studying how sturdy each locker door was in case she wanted to rip one off and use it to-.

"Whoa, there," a smooth voice chuckled as a hand caught her around the waist. Apathetic amethyst eyes looked up to see the blue-haired guitar player she had bumped into. He gave her an easy smile. "You alright? Head was kinda gone for a sec."

Adagio merely nodded and allowed him to set her back on her feet. Moving around her, he tossed a casual wave behind him as he continued on his way. The lead siren watched him, musing how far she could shove his guitar up his ass before he squealed like a pig.

Finally, she arrived at Principal Celestia's office. Knocking politely, Adagio received permission to enter and opened the door. Inside, both Celestia and Luna were waiting for her. Both were sporting small smiles, but Adagio didn't for a second trust them. These were the alternate versions of Equestria's princesses, after all. Behind those smiles were thousands of torture methods for any kind of being known to this world.

Principal Celestia gestured to the chair in front of her desk. "Hello, Adagio. Please, have a seat."

Adagio slowly lowered herself into the chair and crossed her legs primly. She hoped this ended quickly. The students in her class might actually praise her for getting rid of that monotonous drone they have for a teacher. Adagio herself could teach the class if she was so inclined. She was snapped from her thoughts by Vice Principal Luna clearing her throat behind her.

"Adagio," Principal Celestia murmured calmly. "We've called you here to talk about your actions during the Battle of the Bands." Adagio rolled her eyes and merely stared down at the polished surface of the desk. She wondered how many splinters she could get it into and if it would be enough to set the office on fire.

"While we are loath to condone or encourage such behavior," Vice Principal Luna said softly, placing a gentle hand on the woman's shoulder and rubbing slightly. "We are incredibly impressed at the mastery of manipulation you showed."

This caught the yellow woman's attention. "You… you are?" Neither principal missed the tiny note of hope in the otherwise doubtful voice. It was clear the woman before them absolutely craved to be recognized and showered with some form of affection. "Even though I controlled your minds?"

"As far as we know," Principal Celestia hummed. "No one was physically hurt during the ordeal. And since everyone blames their actions on your magic, no lasting harm came from the verbal assault the students waged against one another. Therefore, we are inclined to commend you on such intricate mind work."

"Indeed," Luna husked, now using both hands to massage the lead siren's shoulders. "You planned so much of it out that I'm certain the Rainbooms only won based on sheer luck."

"They… they used Sunset Shimmer," Adagio purred quietly, leaning into the muscular hands rubbing away the tension of the last century. "We would have succeeded had she not come to their rescue."

Principal Celestia released a soft chuckle as she stood. Speaking in a soothing tone, she cooed, "We know, Adagio. And because of that, we are almost sorry they saved us. Such meticulous planning and preparation, all gone to waste because of a single unforeseen factor. It must have been exhausting, recovering from such an event."

"I was bedridden for a day or two with a massive headache." Adagio released a contented sigh as a white hand stroked soothingly through her voluminous golden locks. "I couldn't fathom how we lost to those infants."

The 'young' woman was melting into their hands, greedily soaking up their praise. The amount of truth in Aria's words over how starved for recognition her leader was almost made the two principals break right then. How could any child be so depraved for affection, she would even accept it from those who should hate her?

"Well, Miss Dazzle," Vice Principal Luna cleared her throat softly. "Perhaps there is something Celestia and I can offer you as a small penance for the hours of preparation you lost?"

Adagio eyed the two women warily, wondering what they could have in store for her. This must all have been a trick. They wanted to relax her so the punishment for her actions would seem that much harsher.

Seeing the petite woman beginning to tense up again, Principal Celestia gave her a gentle smile. "Allow the two of us to worship you as you deserve. You are a queen, a goddess, after all. Perhaps we can show you how much we adore that marvelous brain of yours?"

There it was. Faint and weak, but still shining in the hot pink eyes was a glimmer of hope. Adagio wanted so badly to allow them to do as they said, but the wariness from years of paranoia still made her hesitate. "Why do you want to treat me so well? What do you want in return?"

"No repayment required, Adagio," Celestia told her calmly. "It has been a fantasy of ours to lay with a goddess, and here she is, with the body of perfection and the mind of utmost intelligence."

"We wish only to show you how much we appreciate you coming back to be our student," Luna agreed nonchalantly. "If you're not busy tonight, we would love to have you over. Say around eight?"

"Well…" Adagio bit her lip a moment. "I don't… suppose it could hurt…"

Principal Celestia clapped her hands together gleefully. "Wonderful! Here is our address. Be sure to come alone, dear. "

Adagio nodded and stood, making her way toward the door. Before she left, she heard Luna call after her, "And do be sure to eat dinner beforehand, Miss Dazzle. We want to dive right into dessert when you arrive."

As the door shut behind her, Adagio glanced to the little slip in her hand. They wanted to worship her. She would get the attention she deserved, from Celestia and Luna no less. A small smirk curled her lips. She hoped this wouldn't be a waste of time as her other recent escapades had been. Slipping the paper into her pocket, Adagio made her way back to class, mind focused on something other than killing her teacher.

"Did you see her, Tia?" Luna sighed as she leaned against her sister's desk.

"For anyone to be so desperate for affection," Principal Celestia shook her head. "It breaks my heart."

Luna tapped a finger for a moment. "If this operation is successful, and she needs the release to stop her destruction, perhaps we could give her the affection she craves."

"It is certainly worth a try." Celestia shrugged. "The poor woman needs to know that she is appreciated." A slow smirk spread across her lips as she thought of the swaying, supple body that had just left. "And appreciated she will be."