[Comedy][Epistolary]

This is a continuation of Tumbleweed's Letters from an Irradiated Princess (1,132 words, [Comedy][Random])

SPOILERS FOR AN IRRADIATED PRINCESS: One thing leads to another and the next thing you know, one of Twilight's research projects has led to Canterlot being attacked by a giant, fire-breathing, radioactive centipede. Twilight manages to teleport the beast to an uninhabited island, but not before it wrecked part of the castle and left even more radioactive droppings in the rest.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Gargantulon is quite happy on Monster Island, which thanks to its Everfree-like self-sustaining ecosystem, is putting up an admirable but futile struggle against my glorious creation

Dear Princess Celestia,

Gargantulon and Monster Island appear to agree with each other quite nicely. Given the half-life of his radioactive aura, it should be safe for pony visitation within the decade. On that note, I have a plan for the leavings, provided that my hypothesis about your connection to the Sun giving you immunity to any form of harmful radiation is correct. If not, I have several other plans, though none of them will be quite as enlightening fun expeditious.

Also, Rainbow Dash says that if we don't want her naming things, we should name them first.

Your fellow princess,
Twilight Sparkle