A Conversion Bureau story, but NOT like any that you've read before! Shares the same universe as Conversion Zebra, but not necessary to understand this piece. No epic wars here. No ponies flaunting their moral high ground, no humans kicking some alien invaders butt. Instead, we just get a couple of people in a bar (one human, and one new transformed convert) having a conversation about how the world is inevitably changing around them. Hey, a bartender is kinda expected to listen to this sort of stuff ya know?