"Look, I'm sorry, Trixie, but I'm thinking... I think I'm gonna go ahead and call this whole thing off, ok?"

"What??"

"Well, I may have been a little bit... judgmental, and to be honest, I'm starting to deeply regret the whole thing."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Orangey! We made a deal! You pay me, I take care of the human, and my brother gets his pri- er, I mean Applejack gets her perfect husband, and everypony wins! Don't be bashful, step up and claim your reward. It's what you wanted from the beginning, is it not?"

"Yes, well - you see, that was before I realized how much she... how much she really seems to love him, and well, if she loves him, then I think I'm ok with it. "

"Um, I'm not about to tell my brother that his rightful mare is no longer available because her uncle decided to go all soft for her husband. We made a deal, and I expect you to follow up on your part."

"Ponies make mistakes! Have second thoughts! I want what's best for my sister's little girl, and well... from what she just told me, they actually are incredibly fond of one another."

"Oh please, how could anyone love - er, what I meant to say is  - "

"You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you don't hardly care for her best interests at all!"

"!!! Are you suggesting that I don't want what's best for my dear, beloved friend Applejack??"

"Look, I'll pay you half for canceling, and - "

"Orange, Orange, Orange. I am soooo disappointed. I mean really, let's not forget who is who here. You're an Earth pony, and I'm the great and powerful Trixie. I'm a girl who gets what she wants. I want my bits, and I want my brother to be with your niece."

"Um, no."

"What did you just say to me?"

"It was nice working with you."

"Sweetie, I'm curious, how is your marriage going?"

"Excuse me?"

"Do you love your wife? Does she love you?"

"I don't see where you're going with th-"

"I imagine it would be devastating to her if I accidentally slipped some of my elixir in your mouth as you walked by one of those young mares over there. Is that what you want? Hm?"

"I...I-I... ugh... no."

"That's what I thought. You'll see, it will work out wonderful in the end for Applejack, I promise. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some mingling to do of my own. See you around!"