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If Smosh Were Ponies

by Regidar

Chapter 1: The Teleporting Fat Guy's New Invention

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ERMAGERD, My Little Pony is da best show eve-

SHUT UP!

Ian ran into Anthony's bedroom.

"Anthony, I have- what are you doing?"

Anthony was wearing a full bodied fursuit. He was a cat.

"It's for science. Duh. Anyway, what did you want to tell me?"

Ian stared at Anthony for a few seconds, then continued.

"Anyway, we received a mysterious message! Look," Ian held the letter up to Anthony's fursuited head. Anthony stared down at it, nodded his head a few times as though he were reading it, then said "Hold on, I can't read a single f**king thing with this furry head on."

"AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A FURRY!" Ian shouted and threw a rock at Anthony.

"I told you it''s for science!" Anthony started to cry.

"Ok, shut up for a little bit and read this note!"

Dear Ian and Anthony,

I have a surprise for you.

Don't worry, it's not my penis.

Sincerely, Not the Teleporting Fat Guy

Anthony scratched his head.

"Damn, who could it be from?"

Ian shrugged.

"Ok, change out of that freak costume and we'll go and ask the teleporting fat guy. He knows about things like this."

Ian left the room to allow Anthony to change.

"Goodbye, my love," Anthony said, kissing the snout of the fursuit head, a tear rolling down his cheek.

Once the comedy duo reached the Teleporting Fat Guy's residence, they knocked upon the door. The Teleporting Fat Guy swung the door open.

"Ah! Ian and Anthony! I've been expecting you! I need to show you something."

"It better not be your penis," Anthony said as they entered the house.

"Oh silly boy, of course it isn't! I have created a mod on my contraption that will send you too anywhere you desire!"

"Isn't that the whole idea of teleportation?" Anthony said, staring at the Teleporting Fat Guy's arm band teleporter thingy.

"Ah! That's the catch! It will even send you fictional places! Just think of anyplace you wish to go, and the machine will send you there!"

"Ooh! I know where I want to go!" Ian grabbed the machine.

"Hey, I want to choose where we go!" Anthony grabbed it as well.

"I'll settle this." The Teleporting Fat Guy grabbed his machine back, and pressed a few buttons.

"Touch my pits, guys!"

Anthony and Ian shoved their hands under the Teleporting Fat Guy's armpits.

"AH! Something bit me!" Ian screamed as the three were whisked off to parts unknown.

After some bright flashing, the two opened their eyes. Everything was brighter, and something felt off.

Then it hit them. The piano, I mean.

"Sorry!" A grey pegasus who was flying over head with a precarious stack of heavy items trailing behind her called out.

Ian looked around. "OH MY GOD WE'RE PONIES!"

Anthony looked at the Teleporting Fat Guy.

"We didn't want to go here!"

The Teleporting Fat Guy, who was as overweight as ever, laughed and wobbled off.

"Hey, send us back!"

"No way! I'm off to score some pony poontang!"

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