Twilight finds herself in the cellar of an odd green unicorn she's seen around town with a camera... or did she see that? She must have. She's here now, and he's been caught red handed! Or, hooved. What's a hand? Why's he saying such weird things?

Written post Season 2.

Cleaning through my archived, I found this. I had thought I had deleted it because... well, I'm not really happy with it. There's actually a bit missing from what I remember. Still, it's a neat idea but I just don't think I can do it right. I'm an editor more than a writer, to be honest, but I finished up the story... three years after I wrote it.