Chara was tapping her foot, in a train heading for the Griffin capital. “How did I let him talk me into this?” She questioned herself with a sigh.

A pony guard wearing steel armour spoke up. “I believe he promised you something called the ‘kaio ken’ in return,” The pegasus guard said.

“Oh yeah,” Chara said, remembering Goku's ultimate ‘fuck you’ move until he turned super saiyan… and then picked back up when he turned blue. The rest of the ride was fairly uneventful, Chara asking for and then forgetting the guard's name. It was kind of on purpose.

By the time they reached the city the guard had a twitch in his eye from the princess’s actions while on board the train. When they arrived, they were met with a royal entourage, headed by the king she had come to meet himself.

He was rather large for a griffin, with a fighters build. He wore armor like the Overlords from overlord one, the ‘good’ version, with a silver crown instead of a helmet. He sneered when he saw Chara leave the train, and even more so when he saw the crown on her head. “Greetings, young ambassador. I was under the impression that your father would be coming here?” He said with a thin smile.

Charas became sickly sweet. “Daddy had to help with repairing the empire after killing some dragons, so he couldn’t come,” She said in a sing songy voice.

He seemed to sneer. “And I suppose you hide away while Daddy fought the big bad monsters, like the weakling you are?” He asked rhetorically.

The child's smile turned deadly as she looked him in the eyes. “Really? Why don’t you come find out just how weak I am?” She challenged. The griffon king's eyes narrowed at this as both groups of guards tensed, ready for a fight.

“Meet me in the colosseum,” The king replied with narrowed eyes before flying off with his entourage.

“I am going to enjoy this way more than I should…” She said with a giggle that unnerved the guards, and even some of the griffons, around her.

Off in the Crystal Empire, Raz had a feeling he should ground Chara… two hundred times. A day. For a year. He however brushed it off as nothing.

Chara entered the arena, with nothing but her knife and her clothes. The king was in full Overlord armor, axe included. “It’s not too late for you to give up,” Chara commented as she brandished her knife. The king snarled at this and, not even bothering with a rebuttal of any sort, charged the little girl axe raised.

She blocked it, raising her knife and deflecting the blow, before punching him in the stomach hard enough to send him flying across the arena. “Are you okay in there?” Chara asked innocently to the hole in the wall he’d left.

Roaring a bit in rage, he flew out faster than before, surprising Chara enough for him to get a kick in. Unprepared, she was sent flying to the other side of the arena, flaring her Ki to stop her momentum. “Oh, that actaul-”

“KEAH!” The griffon suddenly shouted. He was covered in a magical aura, his body seeming to bulge a bit.

“Oh, sh-” Was all Chara managed before being punched in the gut, actually making it to the wall this time instead of stopping herself mid-air. “THAT’S IT!” She shouted, powering up and destroying the wall around her.

“Say goodbye to your arena ya bastard, BIG BANG ATTACK!” She shouted, firing off the attack. Surprisingly, it was met with a beam from the griffon. “I know attacks like that. Your body’s being torn apart at the seams, isn’t it?”

The griffin king was surprised, but had little time to question this. He poured more energy into his beam, sending it and the big bang attack back towards Chara. Chara blasted a beam into her attack, causing a beam struggle, trying to wait out the time while the king tore himself up.

“KEAHx5!” The king suddenly shouted. With that the beam struggle quickly went in the kings favor, the attacks being sent towards Chara. Thinking quick, Chara charged her knife with DETERMINATION, slashing in front of her and causing a crescent to cut through the attacks, splitting them around her and knocking the king into the ground.

“You know, that might have killed me… if I wasn’t me,” Chara commented as she walked towards the king slowly, flipping the knife in her hand.

The king coughed, not able to do much else. “H-how… how did you know the weakness of my attack?” The king asked.

Chara smirked, standing above him. “Because you are not the first to come up with one,” She replied simply in a stab at his pride. “I can think of two off the top of my head, the Kaio Ken, and the Eight Gates techniques,” She added.

“Now, are you done fighting one of the most powerful warrior species in existence?” Chara asked with a giggle. The king couldn’t answer her because, embarrassingly, he was passed out before her.

Chara pulled out a permanent marker and smiled widely. She proceeded to draw on his face and write ‘Chara’s Bitch’ on his forehead. All of Charas guards in the stands collectively facepalmed. The other griffins were either trying to hold in their laughter or were glaring at, not Chara, but their king for his weakness.

Raz jerked his head up from his paperwork, narrowing his eyes at where his daughter was. Strike two…

Chara, being a ‘good sport’, and totally not just wanting to see the kings reaction, ate a senzu bean and fed him one. The king groaned like he woke up from a night of clubbing, holding his head.

“Have a nice nap?” Chara asked innocently. “What have we learned here?”

The king simply glared at her briefly before turning and walking away. “Go back home little girl,” He said simply.

“Is that what I get for healing you?” Chara asked, irritated.

“Yes.” He replied with no hesitation before leaving sight. After he left, he saw his reflection and screamed a bit in rage, marching off quicker to get his face cleaned off.

“Welp, that was fun!” Chara said happily before walking back to the train station, her guards following her.

“Princess, you are the craziest little girl. Ever. Of all time,” Her personal guard said in the most dead of pans. Chara rickrolled her eyes, before asking a question.

“So, where are we going next?” She asked with a grin.

Author's Notes:

Welp that went horribly :D