Author's Notes:

First half is my OC. Second half is a news report.

My guard disguise was working as dawn approached the castle. My sister is the Captain of Princess Luna's night guard and was willing to lend me a day guard suit. As she walked with me I noticed the heartbreak in her eyes as we neared the bed chambers. My sister and Luna were in a relationship until she discovered she gets off with geldings than removes their abilities to have intercourse.

So a little tip off here and guard suit there I now stand at the door to Lunas room and waited for my sister to get our next patient. She soon walked out with a gelding who must've thought we were gonna remove his penis. As we walked down the hall some of my men walked by towards the royal bedroom. The gelding looked at us confused then spoke to us.

“Aren't you going to arrest them? They're the anti gelding extremists and heading to Princess Luna's bedroom.” My sister and I look at each other and laughed as we kept walking. Soon we got away from the sounds of screaming and banging and left the castle to help this gelding become a stallion again

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“Welcome to another airing of ENN, the Equestria News Network. I'm Rich Scoop.”

“And I'm Cheery Weather. Coming to you live from our studio in Canterlot.”

“Our top story today is the assault and attempted murder of Princess Luna, co ruler of Equestria next to her sister Princess Celestia. Our information shows that the attackers stormed into the personal bed chambers early in the morning and proceeded to repeatedly beat and hurt our princess.”

“That's right Rich. Also noted is that the Princesses wings and horn were forcefully removed and discarded before the attackers left. Princess Luna is currently being treated in the Canterlot Castle infirmary.”

“In related news members of the Anti Gelding Organization were arrested today for a peaceful protest around Canterlot Square. Witnesses say the group were walking around the park with signs protesting the quote “cruel and inhumane acts of gelding stallions”. The protest was soon broke up by police and things returned to normal.”

“In other news former actor and professional motorsport driver Speedy Silverstreak is currently taking a break from his spotlight. Mr. Silverstreak told ENN after his interview with Princess Twilight Sparkle that he will be taking time off to help with quote “personal problems” until further notice. Until next time this is Cherry Weather.”

“And Rich Scoop. Thanking you for tuning in to our broadcast. Stay safe out there everypony.”