I adjusted the scope on my rifle and aimed towards the house. I sent my sister and some pegasi to Cloudsdale to put an end to the Gelding Grand Prix while I help this one. I aimed at the rope the father was hanging his son with and pulled the trigger. The rope snapped and the gelding dropped to the ground unconscious but alive. I then saw the father yelling and grabbing another rope while the other two gelded sons watched.

I aimed for his head as he walked towards his shed when I noticed a propane tank inside. As he entered I aimed for the tank and fired at it. I watched as the shed exploded killing the father and as the mother screamed in horror. I watched her then walk to the knocked out gelding and beat him viciously. I fired again and watched as her head exploded into multiple pieces.

I signalled my men and watched as they entered the yard and took the geldings back to base. As I left my perch I looked up at Cloudsdale and saw lots of smoke from their tracks. I smiled and emptied out the exploding rounds from my rifle and returned to base.

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“Breaking news out of Cloudsdale today as the annual Gelding Grand Prix was bombed today. The main headquarters where the founders were sitting exploded as the racers were about to start. The attack costed dozens of lives as this was marked as the largest anti gelding attack in history.”

“That's right Rich. In response to the bombing all of Cloudsdale’s gelding population vanished from the city. The AGO denies any part in this but reports from the Crystal Empire shows their population has increased from gelding refugees who have somehow had the one thing that made them gelding returned.”

“In related news the Royal Court has finally drafted a anti gelding bill that will ban the action of gelding stallions and colts and will be sent to the House of Representatives for a final drafting. So far though if this bill is sent to be a law it must be a majority vote by the alicorns of Equestria. Princess Luna and Princess Twilight are still in medically induced comas so until ome awakes it will be a stalemate.”

“In other news famous movie producer Movie Script and Speedy Silverstreak announced they will be planning a new Fallout Equestria movie to be released in the following years. Movie Script is also a fellow AGO member and is good friends with the actor and have already started production of the movie. I'm Cheery Weather.”

“And Rich Scoop. Asking Equestria ‘which side are you on?’”

Author's Notes:

See? I saved the kid.

I can do this!