We had a mare who was one of our new members arrive with a gelding next to her. She explained that she bought him from a family who would sell him to salt mines if he wasn't bought and that she wanted a son. I accepted and let our doctors take care of him and asked her where she bought him from. She explains it was from a mining town south of here and that the parents were terrible.

We brought her in and went to the town to find this family. We arrived the next day and walked around the town for awhile. We soon found a house with a sign in the garbage that was promoting a sale for a gelding and walked to the door. We banged on it and waited to see a angry stallion open the door. His anger turned to shock when he realized who was there and he turned and ran inside.
We chased after him as he ran through the house towards the backdoor. As he got out the door one of my men tackled him and pulled him inside. We set him in the living room as some of my other men brought the wife in. I looked at both of them as they struggled to escape. I grabbed my knife and walked to the mare first.

I press the knife into the base of her stomach and pull it up quickly. We watched as her intestines spilled out onto the floor and her going limp. I then go to the husband and do the same and cut out his intestines. As I clean my blade I see a bag of bits on the counter and count them to reveal the bits the mare bought her child with.

We then pour gasoline around the house and leave after lighting a fire. As we hit the outskirts of the town we were able to see a black smoke cloud coming from the house and can hear ponies screaming. We arrive back at base to see the child back to being a colt and playing with his mother. I gave her back the bits and complement her new family.

Author's Notes:

Typed this at Midnight listening to Gabriel Iglesias joking about Cuban Coffee.