Applejack stood behind her apple stand. "Howdy y'all. The author is running low on ideas, so he asked me to fill in for a while. Now don't expect me tah perform some big magic trick like Twilight, or a sonic rainbow like Rainbow Dash. An' don't go wantin' me tah talk 'bout that fancy fashion stuff or animals. An' Ah ain't gonna do somethin' crazy like Pinkie Pie. Ah'm just happy tah be here at mah apple stand....
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So... y'all want tah buy some apples?"

Posting this from the ferry.