Monday, 20 June 2022
The Granada Theater, Santa Barbara

Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic sat in the dressing room getting ready for the concert. It was yet another stop on "The Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour." He closed his eyes, visualizing how to make it the best concert ever. Then, from the concert hall, he heard something. The chanting started off soft, then grew. Quickly it became discernable what the audience was demanding:
"Cheese Sand-Wich! Cheese Sand-Wich!"

He grabbed his accordion and raced to the stage and immediately started singing "The Goof Off" to the cheers of the roaring crowd.

Okay. That didn't happen. But it would have been epic if it had.

Dreadnought