Grand Pear looked at his daughter in shocked disbelief. "Are you choosing to be an Apple over being a pear?" he demanded.

"Are you making me choose?" pleaded Pear Butter, her heart breaking inside her chest.

"Yes. I am," he said gruffly.

Tears welling in her eyes, she knew where she truly belonged. "Then yeah, I guess I am."

Grand Pear felt an intense rage building up within him that he couldn't contain. Shaking with anger, he belted out at the top of his lungs: "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!"

Everypony stood there in shock before Bright McIntosh asked, "Who's Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn?"

Realizing his mistake, Pear Butter yelled, "Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear Butter!"

Just random shorts that I write as they occur to me. Excuse my strange sense of humor.

Dreadnought