"I'll have a large bucket of fried chicken"

An angelic voice came across the intercom. "Eight, twelve, or sixteen piece?"

"Twelve - better make that extra crispy - a sixteen-piece bucket of grilled chicken, two colonel sandwiches, and a large Coke."

"I'm so sorry, but we only have Pepsi products."

"Okay, give me a large Pepsi."

"Please pull around to the first window."

The man pulled up to the window and exclaimed, "Fluttershy!"

"Yes?"

"What are you doing working at KFC?"

"Well, I needed a job since our show ended."

Surprisingly, I couldn't find prices for these products when I searched online.

Be sure to check back tomorrow for a special topical chapter of Robot Pony!

Dreadnought