Everypony eagerly watched the clock. As one they began counting down:
10
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9
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8
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3
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2
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1

Pinkie released a big banner that read, " Happy New Year!"

"Uh, Pinkie?"

"Yes, Applejack."

"Y'all realize that this year we're unemployed?"

"Silly, Applejack, of course I do." She pulled a string and a new banner came down that read, "Will do pony shenanigans for food."

Meant to publish this yesterday. Also, I just broke 25,000 words on this anthology. Who would have guessed when I started it over two years ago?

Dreadnought