Twilight stepped forth from her group of friends. "We here at My Little Pony would like to wish all of you a very happy Easter." She paused, and flicked her ears. "Oh, who could that be?"

She waited patiently.

Finally, she turned around and whispered, "What's going on?"

Rarity said, "Fluttershy's having a little problem with our star."

"I'll handle this!" declared Rainbow Dash, swooping down next to Fluttershy.

"No Dash-" Fluttershy protested.

But it was too late. Rainbow dashed over in front of Twilight and deposited a little bundle.

Twilight cleared her throat. "Oh look, the Easter Bunny is here!"

Angel, bedecked in bows and frilly clothes, had a large basket slung around his neck. He crossed his forelimbs and gave Twilight the death glare.

Should I mention that a few years ago I was in survival school on Easter Sunday? For dinner that night, we ate rabbit.... We all looked at each other and said we were going to hell for eating the Easter Bunny!