Neil Armstrong reached the bottom of the lander. He took a deep breath and stepped off onto the moon. "That's one small step for man, one giant - why is there a pony here?"

A dark alicorn in black armor and slotted green eyes made her way towards the astronaut.

Meanwhile, in mission control, technicians were scrambling. "Cut the feed!"

NASA Administrator turned to his deputy, "Great, now the whole world knows we're not alone. I knew we should have faked the moon landings!"

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