The Great Mushroom War: Aftermath

Chapter 1: Mushroom War.

Mushroom War.

The Great Mushroom War: AFTEREFFECTS

=================================================================================================To the Adventure Time fans: this is fake and is not to be taken seriously

Bronies: this is fake and is not to be taken seriously.

MW2 Fans: This is fake and NOT to be taken seriously. how many times do i have to say this god damnit.

COMMON SENSE PEOPLE

also

enjoy this crap

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Alexei Yugoai

903th Sat. Watch

"THE GREAT MUSHROOM WAR"

Houston: We have confirmation of a Thermonuclear war.

Alexei: What now

Houston: You heard us, Iran launched a nuke to it's 'Ally'

Houston: Russia, they are doomed.

Alexei: Wait what now, WHAT?!

???: WHAT IS ALL THE FUCKMESS GOING ON?!

Alexei: Thermonuclear war sir, it started...

Johnson: Oh this is great, VERY great.

Alexei: No need for sarcasm sir, this is serious.

Alexei: The human race cou-

Johnson: FUCK THAT HUMAN RACE SHIT, LAUNCH SOME NUKES TO IRAN!

Houston: Are you out of your mind?! It's their shit, not our shit!

Houston: You could get us all killed, besides, the president wouldn't approve of a random nuclear launch...

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[if you don't speak Russian, use google translate you dumbfucks C:]

Moscow, Russia.

"Te, chertovski persov!"

"Chto nam teper' delat' ? My trakhalis' !"

"YA ne mogu poverit', my govorim eto, no nam nuzhna pomoshch' iz Ameriki!"

"DA!"

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Back at NOAA

Houston: Did those Russians say they needed our help!?

Johnson: Unveliabable, they forgot we have nukes.

Johnson: Nuke launch to Iran, Main?

Main: Alliance is valid, launching nuke

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After 20 years of great conflicts and wars.

After 1 year of the thermonuclear war known as the 'The Great Mushroom War'

After 600 years of Earth recovering from the Nuclear Radiation

Most countries have been obliberated, 1/2 of the human population still remains.

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Remains of Atlanta, Georgia

Year 2621

Vladimir Pander

Forget about those wars, we've got enough dead humans, I don't need this shit anymore

Fuck off with the army, without armies in the entire world, this would not happened

I'm resingning...

[30 minutes later]

Holy shit, lots of Juggernauts everywh- what the hell.

Are those horses? Why are they talking? Bah! Radiation is getting into me.

Wait, they are talking! Wait what! HNG! NO! HELP!

*signal loss*

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Central Intellegence Agency.

CIA Host 1: Yep, he got molested by one of em'

CIA Host 2: Dem' Sentient Ponies, I'm afraid they will take over our planet.

Johnson Alex: The world we destroyed

Johnson Alex: This soil is useless, our plants have died, let them take care of our planet and see how good they do.

CIA Host 10: What the hell! There are some people there that look like those characters from the 2010 show 'Adventure Time'

Johnson Alex: What are you talking about!? Of course they look like em' Radiation got their DNA mutated.

Alexei De' Madrid[Madrid]: Let them fight against each other, let them take care of themselves, hell they might do better than us.

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1,000 years later

Captain Pander.EXE

Year 1621 B.A.T[Before Advanced Technology]

Captain Pander.EXE: WE CAN'T LET EQUESTRIA TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE FOREVER!!!

Celestia: ATTACK THOSE PITIFUL HUMANS! ATTACK!

Buzzkill: Yeah, right.

*LOUD BOOM* *BULLETS* *CANNONBALLS*

Captain Pander.EXE: We got a recent update, The Land of Ooo is getting invaded by Imperial Equestria.

Task Force 242: We are going to have to withdraw your units to The Land of Ooo, Hang on in-*STATIC*

Central: Yeah, uh, USNMDF is telling us to get some kind of feed from your HelmentCam

Central: There it is Sat2, keep tracking the bogey

Sat2: Looks like some rocket.

ISS Control: Yeah, we have no Satellite launches today, now do we.

Sat2: That is no rocket.

USNMDF: EMP Launch from Equestria, LAUNCH THE FUCKING ANTI-ROCKET MISSILES!!!

Sat2: Readying-

*BOOOM!*

*Most lights near the EMP go out.*

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Part 2 will be finished, someday.

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