Tako arrived in the land of colorful humans, but tragically, did not find sunset there. Instead he found a school traumatized by her reign of terror. Some asking around revealed she had been involuntarily institutionalized, on account of being fucking mad. Mad with power, that is. Honestly, that thought just aroused him even more. He hopped a ride on Human Canterlot's excellent public transportation system and made his way downtown. When he found Sunny Buns in the asylum raving about actually being a horse, it turned out he was the first person to bother visiting her in two weeks. After the Humane Five had made their visit a few days after the whole crown stealing demon zombie incident, they kind of forgot about her for a bit, a source of friction downplayed in the Rainbow Rocks movie but explored in more detail in one of the official comics. Anyway, she was happy to have a visitor.

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Tako Professes His Love For Sunset

Tako was a little nervous on account of being a mustache, but he began to speak. "Uh, Sunset, I know you don't know me, but I watched a documentary on you recently, and... I think I'm in love with you. Sunset Shimmer, will you marry me?"

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The Two are Betrothed

Sunset's eyes teared up. Finally someponyone loved her the way Celestia never did. "Y-yes! I'll marry you, Takonaga Shogunate! I want to be your wife forever and always!"

Tako was overjoyed. They got married in a small civil ceremony in the assylum's garden, fifteen minutes later.

Author's Notes:

Waluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer

According to Equestrian Law, asylum patients must have access to conjugal visits. Thus, the mustache and the horse human consumated their love that night. Please don't ask me how. This is rated Teen, not Mature.

Also, Twilight choked on that candy wrapper and died. the end.