Unfortunately, Toka the mustache ended up in Equestria proper. The horses were cool and all, but if he wanted to fuck a horse he'd just become a brony. No, he wanted Bacon hair. So he travelled to the Crystal Empire where he had seen the mirror in the Equestria Girls movie, drugged the night guards, and snuck to the basement where said mirror was. He smiled mustachily. It was still there. Perfect. He flew through the portal and flew out of a statue in front of a high school. Perfect. Now it was time to romance Sunset Shimmer.

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