Waluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper
Chapter 3: Tokanaga Shogunate Falls in Love With Sunset Shimmer
Previous Chapter Next ChapterLater on, Tokanaga agreed with the assessment that My Little Pony: Equestria Girls wasn't very good. Nah, no point sugar coating it: It's fucking awful. No beating around the bush there. However, Toka was entranced by the villain, a conniving girl named Sunset Shimmer. It had a thing for bad girls, and she was one power-hungry dudette. He was entranced by her bacon and cheese hair and enraptured by her uh... assets. Yes he, was lusting after a high-schooler, but it's okay because she was eighteen. I'm sure there's a libertarian party joke around here somewhere.
Tokanaga the sapient mustache formerly attached to that area between Waluigi's upper lip and his pointy nose, was in love.
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