It was a surprisingly easy walk to Ponyville, but I'm not complaining. As I enter I notice that a group ponies are cheering and as I walk closer, I see that the're cheering for no other than Rainbow Dash. By the looks of it, I was dropped in the middle of the Mare do Well episode. Talk about timing.

Hmm, this gives me an idea.

[Third person pov.]

In Suger Cube Corner a group of five ponies are discussing how to put a stop to a certain rainbow maned pegasus' ego. "How about we bake her a cake?!" Pinkie suggested, to which everypony in the room gave her a deadpan expression. "I'll take that as a no." She shrugged.

"We have to come up with a way of teaching her a lesson." Twilight stated, to which the other ponies nodded.

"I can help with that." Said a new voice from the door.

Everypony turned to see the perpetrator. "What?! Who are you? How did you get in, I put a lock spell on the door?" Twilight asked, though she had a lot more questions than those.

"And what'ya mean you can help?" Applejack pitched in.

"Relax everypony, I just mean I can help you make Rainbow Dash's ego problem go away." The costumed pony told them.

"And how could you do that?" Rarity asked.

"And why are the lights off?" Everypony gave Pinkie a raised eyebrow. "What?"

In the southern end of Ponyville everything was quiet aside from a few conversations and the clopping of hooves on dirt. Emphasis on 'was'. Suddenly a loud pop was heard, the sound came from the sky. Naturally everypony looked up, but instead of seeing clear skies, they spotted a hot air balloon with a pony inside plummeting to the ground.

Out of the literal blue a rainbow trail was then seen rocketing towards the balloon... And it missed the basket in spectacular fashion, instead only hitting the balloon part off.

The pony, still in the basket despite gravity, was about to be squashed into glue upon hitting the ground. Luckily for her the basket was suddenly levitated to a stop and set gently onto the ground.

Everypony was amazed, they tried to spot who saved the pony, but nopony could see them. Rainbow, on the other hoof, was annoyed. She was shown up by somepony who didn't even care enough to be seen. But if she was gonna have competition, then she would win. She never loses... Okay she rarely loses, but she wasn't gonna lose this time!

Twilight was watching the whole thing unfold. She was rather impressed by how the self-dubbed 'Mare do Well' was with magic. Only powerful unicorns could catch a rapidly descending large wooden basket with a pony inside by only using levitation.

"Hello." Said pony greeted from behind her, making her jump and release something resembling an 'EEEK!'

Twilight quickly spund around with a cutely scrunched, annoyed looking muzzle. She also wore a embarrassed pink tint to her cheeks. "Don't do that!" She yelled.

"It's not my fault that you're oblivious." Mare do Well remarked with a chuckle.

"I'm not oblivious! You're just very good at sneaking up on ponies. Which is not a good thing!" Twilight continued to be flustered. Mare do Well swore that Twilight was trying to give her a heart attack by being cute.

"Noted. In any case, I'll be around." Mare do Well said as she vanished in a puff of smoke. Leaving Twilight to angrily mumble some not so nice things.

[First person pov.]

Now obviously I didn't just learn magic on the spot. I used a levitation dart on the basket and as for the disappearing in a cloud of smoke thing, that was just a smoke bomb and me jumping out of Twilight's sight. How did I get these things? The armory and it nether seems to run out, trust me I've tried.

Speaking of Twilight, I now regard her as the cutest pony to ever step hoof on Equestria's soil.

Roll credits

Author's Notes:

Twilight is cutest waifu.

(This chapter has been massively edited.)