Johnson’s Author’s Notes: Okay so, I’m a pretty big Company of Heroes player and one day I just had this random idea to make a CoH in Equestria story. The game makes me chuckle at some of the things they say, so I’m going to use a few of them considering I know almost all of them xD. This story is completely random and it’s something we are doing for teh lolz, That aside any CoH players should recognize that this is Company of Heroes Tales of Valor. (Although we play Blitzkrieg Mod most of the time) So i hope you enjoy this nonsense everypony.
P.S. Cheers to Phanton for collabing on this with me! 8D

Phantom’s Author’s Notes: WAZZAP EVERYPONY! ThePhantomAssassin here! Johnson came up with this little number here, and we decided to make this happen. This is going to be a collab between us. So I hope you enjoy it. I for one am not expecting this to get super popular, as this is also going to be a half ass troll fic. Shit gon go down *Sage Nod* This is going to be a hilarious ride of awesome straight out of the Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor universe. I will be playing Allies, Johnson has Axis. Between us, this is going to be random as fuck, and hilarious. Rated teen for language, and soon, badly described violence. We aren’t going to make this a gore fic is what I mean. I don’t plan of half assing this lolol. Have fun, and enjoy that which came straight from Johnson’s crazy mind! Course I didn’t stop him xD

Phantom and Johnson were trolling around on the internet looking for some more interesting mods for Company of Heroes. When a mysterious chat bubble from steam appeared to the both of them. The man’s tag was simply Anon1. He was recognized by Johnson who is quite familiar with Steam and its workings. As well as random internet shit. Phantom was clueless. Go figure that eh?

Anon1: Greetings players...

Phantom: Who are you...? How’d you join our chat...?

Johnson: Holy shit sala beed... You’re THE Anon1?!

Anon1: Indeed I am... Sources tell me you are looking for a new mod for Company of Heroes... I have something you bronies may find intriguing... Interested...?

Phantom: I’ll ignore how you knew we are bronies, and how you knew we were looking for a new mod and simply say... yes. We are interested. What is it?

Johnson: lol... inb4Equestriamod xD

Anon1: In fact yes... It is in fact an Equestrian mod...

Phantom: O.O

Johnson: Linkz or it didn’t happen.

Anon1: Have a file instead... It’ll be in your e-mails...

Server info: Anon1 has gone offline.

Phantom: Holy shit yo. I fer srrs face has a new e-mail from Anon1 o.o I’ma save and run the file attachment. I’ll let you know if my AV software starts freaking out.

Johnson: Okay... Well, The internet is totally fried now and I’ma just pretend I wasn’t hacked...

Phantom: I hear that. Kaspersky didn’t say a thing for me man... That shit is a $150 AV program of awesomeness. It didn’t even let me know a new internet connection was made! Also, I have the file saved onto my PC. All seems good. So go ahead and start your download. inb4 it crashes out PC’s after we both have it Dx. .

Johnson: lol well your not the ones who’s credit card is at risk... meh whatever Ill just go for it anyways. tell me when yours is ready to play.

Phantom: Hey now, I do have my PayPal hooked up to my Steam. So I’m not safe either. Not just my credit card is at risk. PayPal is hooked up to my freakin’ bank account number. Will do Sala Beed. It’s installing now.

Johnson: heheh, yeah. alright mines done...

Phantom: Holy shit... It’s already done! That was fast as fuck o.o

An new icon appeared on both of their desktops. It was a simple icon of the MLP: FiM logo, the icon name was Company of Heroes: Equestrian MOD.

Phantom: Go ahead and host. Mine is launching now.

With a double click, they both started up their new badass mods. Though it came from a questionable source, they weren’t about to NOT play ponies. BECAUSE PONIES! It was worth the risk.

A black box appeared over their desktops as the game started. The loading screen was ponified PONIES!

Background noise wasn’t machine guns and explosions, it was ponies.

Phantoms screen was giving him a notification that Johnson was inviting him to the game. Without hesitation, he accepted.

Johnson: Dude! Look at this map! I know you don’t like 1v1’s but man! It’s Ponyville and Canterlot!! Also, do you hear pony music too?

Phantom: I’ll get my ass kicked for a game on a Ponyville/Canterlot map. *Sage Nod* Yeah, fucking baws ain’t it?

With the skirmish settings set, and the map selected. Phantom hit the green thumbs up button, and Johnson started the game. Thus, the game was afoot. The screen darkened and the players watched as the screen flashed with bright colors and pictures of pony memes along with Pinkie’s party cannon blasting every so often.

They were in for a real surprise.