Author's Notes:

This was a Two-Author story between me and Black Night Sun. I also believe we are the first to have Master/Crazy hand as Displaced characters.

Chapter Edited by Azure.

It was suppose to be a day like every other day, but for some reason, some powerful being decided to throw my life into a loop. A smash orb had crashed into my front yard and when I went to pick it up because of my stupid curiosity, I was met with unbelievable pain and soon a rush of heat went over my body.

The next thing I knew, I was being thrown through a weird portal and flying through the air. I’m surprised I’m even alive despite crash landing and skidding across the ground.

Oh you can bet your life I felt like shit at that moment, who wouldn’t, especially when you discover you’re nothing but a white gloved hand. And to make matters worse, I wasn’t the only one to fall victim to this.

Soon after, another gloved hand much like the form I was turned into, crashed in the opposite direction of me.

“Oww God damn it, I shouldn't have touched that glowing smash ball.” I heard the glove next to me say somehow.

I froze when I heard its voice, it sounded just like Crazy Hand. “The f-” I stopped speaking when I realized that my voice had changed, it was a few octaves lower than usual. “Wait, how am I speaking? Actually. How am I even seeing without eyes?!” I said, wiggling each finger in confusion.

“I don't know but I'm just going to roll with it.” Crazy Hand said as he started to float up and stretch.

By instinct, I willed myself to float as well, the knowledge of doing it felt so alienated to me, yet familiar at the same time. “Where are we anyways?” I asked, somehow taking a look through the strange scrying invisible eye, but my question was answered when I saw the famous castle in the distance. “..We’re in Equestria?” I said, my very words making me cringe.

“Hey Master Hand I'm going to go pet me some ponies!” Crazy Hand said floating towards Canterlot but before he could get any further, we saw two dots off in the distance coming towards us one was white and one was blue.

Somewhat blinking with my invisible sights, I narrowed my non-existent eyes in an attempt to see who they were. Eventually, I recognized the approaching forms, I didn’t know weather to be excited or worried that the royal sisters themselves are coming and that they are, in fact real, it was both a brony’s come true, and a nightmare gone wrong. “We shouldn’t even be here!” I exclaimed.

“But we are and I want to pet me some ponies!” crazy said like a child not getting their way, despite my protest, he resumed trying to move towards Canterlot.

“Crazy, you fool!” I said, quickly speeding over to him and grabbing him by his wrist and pulling him back down. “We’re a pair of floating hands, we don’t know how they would react!” I said, trying to reason with my.. Brother? The very thought felt natural yet uncomfortable..

“But I wanna pet the cute ponies!” Crazy said just as the royal sisters arrived.

The royal sisters stared at us in confusion, unsure of what to make of the two entities that exist in front of them. Celestia was the first to speak.

“Greetings… uh….” She went silent as she looked over at her sister, very unsure of what to call us.

“Hello, I'm Crazy Hand, can I pet you!?” Crazy said floating out of my grip. Luna reacted by standing in front of Celestia.

I floated over to my brother, pinched him by the wrist and pulled him back. “You’ll have to forgive my brother, he’s not right in the… middle finger..” I said. I have no idea where the brain of a hand would be.

“But brother~ they're so cute!” crazy said whining like a child.

“Show some respect, brother!” I said with a disapproving voice.

“That’s… alright..” Celestia said as she cleared her voice.

“What manner of creature are you two anyways?” Luna asked, her body language telling me she was being protective of her sister.

I was silent at first. “I suppose hands..” I said as I let go of my brother’s glove. “My name is Master Hand, and as my brother said earlier, he is Crazy Hand.”

“I'm bored! I'm going to go explore brother!” Crazy said, trying to float off in a random direction.

“Oh, no you’re not!” I said, once again having to pull him back. I didn’t want him going off anywhere, I mean he’s Crazy Hand, who knows what trouble he’ll get into. First things first: Get back to my world and return to normal.

“Where do you… Hands hail from?” Luna asked.

“Well, another world. I mean we’re not even suppose to be here, I don’t even know how I got here..” I said with a hint of annoyance.

“I knew I sensed chaos energy here.” A disembodied voice spoke out.

Celestia face-hoofed. “Discord..” She said with a groan.

“Now now, Celestia, that’s no way to greet a friend.” the voice said as the owner popped into existence. Discord’s here too!?

“Hello! do you want to help me pet the ponies!?” Crazy hand said floating up in front of Discord

“As inviting as that sounds, I’m going to have to decline. The better question is why you’re here.” Discord said as he started floating around us, checking out every part of us with a keen eye, he even dressed up like Sherlock Holmes, with pipe and everything. “Especially your friend here who is just glowing with delicious chaos~”

“Discord! Please don’t tell me you had something to do with those… Hands.” Celestia said, she sound out the word as if it left a bad taste in her mouth, I guess it feels weird calling someone a hand rather than an actual person.

“As much as I would love to take credit for this, no. I didn't make them.” Discord said as he made his outfit vanish.

Crazy Hand came up next to Discord and started poking him “Poke poke poke poke!” crazy said each time he poked Discord.

Suddenly, Discord blew into his hand and made it grow bigger than himself, then proceeded to poke back.

“Discord..” Celestia said with annoyance.

“Right, right, right.” Discord said, waving the giant hand to return it to normal, he showed a pouty expression like his mom just told him no.

All I could do is sigh at this, making me wish I hadn’t touched that smash ball. An idea soon popped into my… finger? Being nothing but a hand is confusing. “Discord, you’re a reality warper, could you return us home?”

“Oh, isn’t that just a famous cliche?” Discord said. I could've sworn I heard something breaking under pressure.

“No, bad Discord no breaking the fourth wall!” I saw Crazy fly up and wag his finger in front of Discord.

“Ah, so you must be from ‘that’ world.” Discord said, nodding and stroking his beard.

“What.. What is it? What do you know?” I demanded, I had a feeling this crazy mismatched hybrid knew something.

“Well, let’s just say a certain someone’s playing a game of ‘Where can I Displace who and where’. You two are basically Displaced.” Discord said.

“...Wait What?”

“You two are Displaced, it's something some powerful being has been doing, placing humans into different Equestrian realities. Trust me, I’ve been all over the place.” Discord said with a chuckle.

“What do you mean, Discord?” Celestia said, not liking this one bit.

“Nothing harmful I promise you, dear celestia. I may be a spirit of chaos, but that doesn’t mean I’ll spread it everywhere I go when there’s already chaos.

“So, can you or can you not send us back?” I asked, not in the mood for head games.

“As cringeworthy as this is, I’m gonna have to say ‘No’ as every other version of me have said before to humans, humans turned ponies, and humans turned Displaced. You can blame whats-his-face for doing this to you two.” Discord said

“Besides why would we want to go back, we're both almost all powerful beings now what with you being the entity of creation and me being your counterbalance! Also we have cute ponies here!” Crazy said floating around happily.

I had to blink my invisible sights at Crazy, he just said something smart instead of childish, even if it was short lived. “Even if that was the case, Crazy. We have friends and or family members who will worry if we don’t return home.” I said, being the voice of reason here. I mean don’t get me wrong, having powers is all good and well, but being a hand feels wrong.

“What do you mean by counterbalance?” Celestia asked, making me freeze. Oh no, she’s not gonna turn us to stone, is she?

Suddenly, Discord cringed as his whole body shook, it was like he had somehow heard me..

“Oh, that's easy, sun pony. Everything has a balance, chaos and order, life and death, creation and destruction. Everything exist in Harmony in some for- Okay bored now!” Crazy said before flopping onto the ground lazily.

Celestia’s eyes went wide at this as if we were a possible threat, her mane flared up as she took a step forward.

“Oh dear, this might get ugly…” Discord said before vanished

Luna reached up with a hoof to stop her sister, she leans in to whisper something to Celestia, both of them nodded and flew off, leaving me and my brother confused as what they were planning.

“They're gone and I didn't get to pet them!” Crazy said sadly slumping before lazily floating off.

“We need to move.. NOW!” I said to Crazy, I didn’t want to stay and find out what they would do to us.

“Can we go somewhere with ponies I want to pet some!” Crazy said excitedly floating around me.

“No, none of that.” I said as I quickly grabbed crazy by the wrist, we needed to go somewhere safe, somewhere they can’t reach us. An idea formed in my.. Whatever was my head!

I quickly flew off into the sky, forcing Crazy to come with me. With a simple thought, I tore open a rift that lead to our home, the famous stage known as the Final Destination. I threw crazy hand down onto the stage, then tried to open another world, thinking I could go home that way, but despite the thought of Earth, no portal appeared. “Welp, so much for that idea..”

“How about we try to open a portal to smash world!” Crazy hand said still laying where I threw him.

“Why the Smash World?” I questioned my brother.

“Because the plot demands it.” Crazy Hand said confusing the hell out of me. Suddenly, I heard what sounded like glass cracking.

“How about no?” I said as shook my giant finger.

“But the readers will be so disappointed!” Crazy Hand said if I had eyes one would be twitching right now.

“Well, the readers need to learn that I don’t think we’re THE Crazy and Master hand.” I said, trying to reason with him, suddenly hearing what sounded like something shattering. “Where the hell is that sound coming from?”

“Haha I did it! I broke the fourth wall, I shattered that thing like glass!” Crazy said as he did some sort a happy dance? It looked weird seeing a hand dance.

“Anyways! First things first.. Why the hell are we here and why are we hands?” I asked as I grabed the edge of the platform as a way to 'Sit' down.

“I don't know, but now I can give people giant middle fingers!” Crazy said trying to just do, however he ended up rocking into the background.

Despite us being in another dimension, Discord suddenly appeared, making my form go flat in startlement

“Oh, I almost forgot. You guys can make a token, I mean sure some other Displaced could have explained this to you, but I’m gonna help you skip this and tell you earlier instead of taking a chapter to do. Just make something that’s based on your personality, blah de blah blah, focus your energy and toss it into the void, etcetera, etcetera, you’ll eventually meet others who have also been Displaced, TOODLES!” He explained rather quickly, he looked like he was about to vanish, but my brother came gliding at him. Wait, are those percentage numbers over his head?

“Looks like Discords blasting off aga~aain.” He screamed before vanishing as a star.

All I could do is lay there in confusion.

Crazy fell down laughing after Discord disappeared. “That was priceless!” Crazy screamed through his laughter.

“So we’ll meet others like us?” I asked in thought, softly tapping on the floor. “But… It’s risky.. I mean for some reason we’ve taken a little bit of their persona’s personality.. I’ve never thought this clearly in all my life.” I said as I thought about this more deeply.

“And I've never been this impulsive before but I have to admit it's fun!” crazy hand said floating around happily.

“Just don’t do anything stupid, Crazy. By the way, do you remember what you were doing before coming here?” I asked, deciding to atleast try to bond with my brother.

“Oh, I was kicking some Noob ass on Super Smash Brothers with my friend before I heard a bang outside my apartment!” Crazy said turning to me.

“Ah, so you fell victim to this Displaced business?” I said with a sigh. “For now, let’s create a Token. Now.. How do I do this?” I asked, concentration and trying to will the power of creation into my palm. Eventually, I had managed to to create a Smash Ball Token, although I had to apply a special power to it so that it would shrink according to whoever holds it, either taking on a baseball or marble size, whichever the holder prefers.

Once we had I had given it a message, I turned to look at my brother. “There, message recorded. Crazy? I need you to concentrate with me, this is our token after all. “ I said.

“Okay.” Crazy said, pointing at the token dramatically.

I did the same as he, but more calmly. The token glowed brightly, soon earning its rightful colors of the original smash ball. Soon, a void portal opens. “On the count of three, we’ll throw it in. One.. two.. THREE!” I flicked the token into the void the same time Crazy flicked it with me.

“Hey brother want to go mess with the ponies now, we can always just come back here if anything goes wrong.” Crazy said turning to me.

“No, we are going to stay here. If I remember the show itself, the mane six might turn us into stone all because we’re polar opposites​. You just had to explain and scream out what we were turned into.” I said with a groan, I would face-palm but I don’t have a face.

“But I'm bored I want to go do something!” crazy whined before crazy reached up and opened a portal, he went right in and I just had to make a grab for him, but I ended up falling in with him in the progress.

We soon landed in front of a giant black Tower with a bunch of bug ponies flying around “Hey look brother bug ponies, I'mma pet em!” Crazy said floating off towards the Black Tower.

With my newfound speed, I flew at him and grabbed hold of my brother, but from the way we look, we look like two hands clasped together, like if we’re praying. During my grab, we were tumbling forward down the hill.

“Hey look brother more bug ponies!” Crazy said excitedly as we were surrounded by changelings.

I let go of my brother and floated upwards in a slight panic, only going high above to be above their heads.

“ Stop right there, giant... floating.. things! Our queen wants you brought before her!” One of the bug Ponies said.

“How about no? We only came here by accident, we’ll leave peacefully I-” But I was interrupted by one of the pests.

“You shall come with us or we shall use Force!” the bug pony said as all of them lit up there horns bright green.

“Weee this is fun!” Crazy said as he was being levitated away surrounded by a green glow.

“Goddamnit, brother!” I said with a groan, I don’t know what those things are capable of and I’d rather not risk it. “Fine.. take me to your so called Queen.” I said the last word with a hint of mockery.

We were soon being levitated through the entirety of the crazy catacombs where holes would open up at random all over the place before we finally were brought before a Black Throne

“Hey, look brother, it's their Queen, hello Queen bug Pony how do you breed!” crazy said with a excited voice.

“W-what? How dare you!” The not-so-famous queen Chrysalis said.

“Don’t mind my brother, he’s not right in the finger.” I said as I turned to look at him with my strange unexplainable vision.

“But I want to know!” Crazy whined breaking the levitation spell and floating near me.

All the bugs around me began murmuring to each other as if trying to figure out how Crazy got out of their grip.

“A-anyways, your highness..” I said politely as I didn’t want to cause any trouble, I mean we could literally wipe the floor with them, but i’d rather not try to see if my hand-like body can take their attacks.

“Why are you being polite brother we could smack them down, we are literally the embodiments of creation and destruction!” Crazy said sounding annoyed.

“Crazy Hand, hush!” I said, quickly placing a finger on crazy’s palm or wherever the hell our mouths is.

“Oh?” The queen said with interest. “And what do you mean by that?”

“My brother Master Hand is the embodiment of creation while I on the other hand am the embodiment of Destruction annnnnd now I'm bored, Entertain me I want something to pet!” crazy demanded loudly.

I slapped across my brother HARD! Causing the black tower to shake slightly from my attack. “Will you shut up and think!?” I demanded.

“But brother I wanted to pet the ponies and they wouldn't let me now we have bug ponies and I want them!” Crazy whined still laying where I smacked him.

“I will let you… pet.. My changelings if you work for me, Crazy hand.” She said cooly, making me turn to face her.

“YAY. Sure I'll help you boss lady you're much nicer than Sun Pony and moon Pony they wouldn't let me pet them!” crazy said floating in circles happily.

“Crazy! No, what are you c-... Never mind that. Don’t do it.” I said with my whole body raised, threatening to slap him again.

“But brother you could test strong Fighters maybe even set up a Smash tournament just like in Smash Brothers!” Crazy said trying to tempt me.

Hearing those words suddenly cause some sort of impulse to trigger in me, causing me to slowly turn toward the queen. “...You’re right, brother…” I said. Quickly, before any of the bugs realize what I was about to do, the instinct told me to do something..

Soon, by my power alone, she was transformed into a Trophy, her body was forced to pose for viewing. I picked her up and tossed her into a portal that opened my mind alone.

All of the bugs began to protest and scream, I grabbed my brother and returned to Final Destination.

“At least I got my bug Pony!” Crazy said as he held up a Changeling that shook in fear before being placed down, Crazy starts petting the frightened changeling. (So we should try to include it above the ‘make token’