The UPDATED version for this chapter: Begin. The author does not own anything

"In a not so distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy Named Doug,
just another face in a white lab coat,
he did a good job working in the place,
but GLaDOS didn't Like him so She shot him into space (GET. ME. DOOOWN!)
"I'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst i can find. ( LA LA LA)
I'll keep him up there
so i can monitor his mind."
Now keep in mind Doug can't control
Where the movies begin or end (LA LA LA)
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his pony friends

PONY ROLL CALL!
Rarity (Hello, darling)

Rainbow Dash (Sup.)

Twilight Sparkle (uh...hi)

SPIIIIIIIKE! ( JUST ONE 'I'!

if your wondering how they eat and breathe,
and other science facts (LA LA LA)
just repeat to yourself it's just a fic
i should really just relax

FOR MYSTERY APERTURE SCIENCE THEATER 3000!

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