“GET OUT! GET OUT OF THE VAN, BITCH, GET OUT OF THE VAN!”

A crazed white stallion, surprisingly NOT Blueblood, stood in front of a van; banging on it and daring the driver to come out and face him. The driver of the van, who was actually Blueblood, sat there in the driver’s seat watching the crazed stallion. He wanted to go out there and beat his brains out, but there was one problem, Cadence. The Princess of Love restrained Blueblood from possibly committing homicide by sitting in his lap; preventing him from moving.

“WHAT, YOU’RE SO MUCH OF A COWARD THAT YOU HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND A WORTHLESS PINK BITCH?! GET OUT OF THE VAN, BITCH! COME ON!”

How did all of this happen? Well, when everypony got back from the beach, Pinkie wanted to throw a “We Got the Lead at the Games” party and volunteered Blueblood to get huge orders of pizzas. Reluctantly, the prince went along with it and prepared to leave. At that point, Cadence decided to go with him; out of fear that something might happen and Blueblood might nuke the city. As the two drove through the city, they came across an orange car that cut in front of them. Blueblood growled, but Cadence stopped him from doing anything stupid by grabbing his arm. Inhaling then exhaling heavily, Blueblood managed to push his anger aside and started to drive like normal. That is until the orange car purposely brake checked him; causing the prince to bump into him. The white stallion, who was an earth pony, got out of the car, and this is where are.

“Get off.” the prince said.

“No.” Cadence replied. “I’ve already called the police and they’re on their way.”

*BAM*

The stallion was now banging on the window; trying to break it. Soon after, he moved to the front of the van and started banging on the hood; demanding for Blueblood to get out and face him.

“COME ON, YOU COWARD ASS BITCH! GET OUT OF THE VAN RIGHT NOW!” The stallion moved back over to the driver’s side, took a few steps backwards, then ran full speed smashing his head into the window. It didn’t break, but the van shook. The stallion took another few steps back and rammed his head into the window again; causing it to bleed.

“COME ON, BITCH! GET OUT OF THE VAN! GET OUT! GET OUT!” He continued banging on the window with his fist until they started to bleed. The stallion started to wonder why the window wasn’t breaking, even though he was using all of his strength. He was hitting it hard enough, but there wasn’t even a single crack on it. That’s because Cadence was using her magic to insure that the window remained intact.

With blood on his hands and face, the white stallion continued trying to break the window; with no luck in sight. “GET OUT OF THE VAN! GET AAAAAAAWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!” He was now screaming in a high pitch voice as if he was an opera singer. “GET AAAAAAWWWWWWOOOOOO!” At this point, the police finally showed up just in time to see the crazed stallion.

The stallion gave the van one last headbutt which caused the cops to taze the ever loving crap out of him. As he was being cuffed, Cadence slowly opened the door and got out; Blueblood soon following. “ I really hate this city.” he said.

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Everypony had gathered inside the ballroom for Pinkie’s party. How she was able to get a DJ, and prepare a large table with all kinds of food in under 45 minutes was beyond anypony, but this was Pinkie Pie here, so its to be expected. Spike sat next to the table of food as everypony else went to dance on the dance floor, if you can call what they were doing dancing. Just like on his birthday, the ponies were just simply bumping and grinding onto one another. Call Spike old fashion, but he didn’t think this was actual dancing. Besides, it’d be disastrous if he went on the dance floor by the way they were moving. He played it safe and stayed away for now; which nopony blamed him for doing.

“Is this seat taken?” asked Celestia as she approached Spike. Sitting down next to him, Celestia wrapped her arm around him; bringing him closer to her. “Spike, what do you say we try out the hot springs later. We didn’t get the chance to last time.”

“Um, sure.” Spike answered.

Spike remembered when Celestia first asked him to go with her to the hot springs. The two of them were in her room watching some sitcom when suddenly, he caught a glimpse of Celestia’s breasts that were threatening to break free from her light pink gown. Soon after that, everything went black, and when he came too, both Celestia and Twilight were there; fully dressed and ready to head to the beach. Spike still doesn’t know what happened that night or why Twilight was there. He wanted to ask them, but something told him that they either wouldn’t answer or just bounce around the question. Spike was soon thrown from his thoughts when Blueblood and Cadence came in with a giant stack of pizzas.

“Pizza’s here!” Cadence announced.

Everypony gathered around the food table and each grabbed a couple slices of pizza. At that point, Big Mac and Applejack came in with a large barrel of cider. Seeing the barrel, Pinkie started to make her way towards it when she was suddenly and promptly tackled by Rainbow, Luna, Starlight, and Twilight. “NO CIDER FOR YOU!” they all yelled.

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Later that evening, the party ended and all the mares left the ballroom; taking Spike with them and leaving the guys to clean up.

“And of course, we’re left with the clean up duty while the girls go off and relax.” Shining grumbled.

“Eeyup.” Big Mac said in a defeated sigh.

“Say, did you guys notice something weird about Spike?” asked Sunburst.

“Not really, why?” Shining asked.

“Well, when he was next to Pinkie and Fluttershy, I swore I saw his eyes flashing.” he explained. "But it was only for a second."

“It was probably the lights shining in your face.” Shining suggested.

“Maybe, but he did seem distant moments later.” he said. “I think I should talk to Starlight about it.”

“First Blueblood, and now you.” Shining said. “I don’t see anything wrong with Spike.”

“What do you mean Blueblood?” Sunburst asked.

“He thought something was up between Spike, Twiliy and Celestia because they were holding hands on the way back here.” Shining explained. "But I told that they were probably just doting on him after all he's been through." As Shining went back to work, Sunburst looked over at Big Mac who quickly turned away from them. He swore that he saw the big red stallion blushing for some reason; as if he knew something they didn’t.

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Spike was amazed once he entered the hot springs. The large pool of warm water surrounded by large rock was enough to excite anypony. Wasting no time, he jumped into the pool; the warm water instantly relaxing his muscles. He splashed around for a while before moving to float on his back; staring up at the night sky. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and let himself sink into the water; unaware that somepony just walked in. While underwater, Spike sank all the way to the bottom floor when he opened his eyes and saw a pair of legs stepping into the pool. He swam to the surface and saw none other than Celestia; wrapped in a towel that barely covered her breasts with her mane pulled back. Spike’s eyes nearly popped out of his head once he saw her.

“Hello Spike.” she said softly. “I’m not interrupting am I?”

Spike slowly shook his head “no" as he stared blankly at her. Celestia closed her eyes and she sat down in the water; holding her towel up over her breasts. She giggled once she saw Spike quickly turn around to avoid further eye contact. “W-w-what are you doing here?’ he asked.

“Enjoying the hot springs.” she answered playfully. Spike stood there with his back towards her; stiff as a rock. Celestia, seeing this as an opportunity to play around with him, slowly moved behind the unsuspecting dragon and started tickling him. Spike screamed with laughter; begging Celestia to stop, but she continued with the assault. Celestia laughed along with Spike as he splashed around in the water, however, she had to stop after it became evident that he couldn’t breathe. Wrapping her arms around him, Celestia held Spike close to her, to which Spike broke free from her embrace and and splashed water on her. “Hey!” she said.

“You started it.” Spike said laughing.

“Well i’m gonna finish it.” she replied before splashing Spike back. The pair started splashing each other while screaming and laughing as they did so. Spike had the advantage because Celestia was using one hand to keep her towel in place while Spike had the usage of both of his and his tail. “Hey, no fair using your tail.” Celestia laughed. “Don’t make me tickle you again.”

“Not if I tickle you first.” he replied. It was no secret to Spike that Celestia was extremely ticklish. In fact, the only ones who knew this besides Spike were Luna, Cadence and Blueblood. It was something she was embarrassed to admit to, and would often go to great lengths to make sure nopony found out; aside from her family.

Spike rushed in running his fingers all over her weak spots; causing her to laugh out loud. “S-Spike.......NO.......NO......I G-GIVE.......I GIVE!” Celestia squirmed around; splashing water everywhere. She tried to push Spike away, but that didn’t work, she tried to move away from him, but his tail wrapped it’s self around her waist; preventing an escape. “SPIKE .......PLEASE!” she screamed. Soon Spike stopped; allowing her to catch her breath. Celestia panted and coughed while letting out a few for laughs as she calmed down. As she looked at Spike, her smile quickly turned to shock. Spike’s eyes were glowing while gritting his teeth. The princess had no idea how she could have triggered his urges until she realized that her breasts were now exposed. He towel must have fallen off when Spike was tickling her. “Spike.” she whispered as Spike grabbed his head in an attempt to fight it off. Grabbing his arms, Celestia smiled at him and closed in for a kiss. “Oh Spike.” she whispered.

Spike grabbed Celestia’s shoulders and moved his head to nuzzle between her soft breasts. Celestia let out a small gasp as she felt Spike’s tongue slide across her right nipple. She placed both hands behind his head and pulled him in closer as she felt tingles throughout her body. Spike’s hands moved from her shoulders to her back; rubbing against her stretched out wings. From there they traveled downward to her hips before landing onto her plump, firm butt. Spike grabbed the two large globes and squeezed them to his heart's content. Celestia compressed a moan by softly biting down on her bottom lip. “Spike.” she whispered. “P-put it in me.”

Spike released her nipple from his mouth and let out a soft growl, but before things could go any further, a huge waterfall of ice cold water was suddenly dumped on the two of them; causing both Spike and Celestia to shriek out. Spike instantly reverted back to normal while Celestia quickly grabbed her towel to quickly cover herself before he noticed. “WHO’D DARE..........!” she yelled.

“I dare, sister!” came a familiar voice. Looking up, Spike and Celestia saw Luna floating above them; closing a magical portal where the cold water came from. She looked more annoyed than angry. “I should have known something was up when you didn’t show up to the girls hot spring.”

“L-Luna, how long have you been there?!” Celestia asked.

“Long enough.” she answered before landing just above the water; giving off the illusion that she was standing on it. “This is the boy’s hot spring, the girl’s is on the other side.” Luna grabbed her sister by the ear and proceeded to pull her away from Spike.

“OW, Luna, stop it!” Celestia protested.

“Let’s go.” said Luna and she continued pulling on her sister's ear. Celestia's protest continued on as both she and Luna left the pool. Spike just stood there with a confused look on his face.

“W-what just happened?” he thought.

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Sunburst had just entered his room when he saw Twilight and Starlight sitting on the bed having some kind of conversation. “Oh, hey Sunburst.” Starlight said as she noticed him coming in. Twilight could tell that Sunburst had something on mind that he wanted to talk to Starlight about.

“I guess I should get going.” she said.

“Wait, Twilight, there’s something I want to ask you, both of you.” Sunburst said as he approached them.

“What is it?” asked Starlight.

“It’s about Spike, I think there’s something wrong with him.” he said; causing the girls to freeze up. “Earlier at the party when he was with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, I saw his eyes flashing. Do you girls know anything about that? He’s not sick is he?”

The two mares looked at each other briefly before looking back at Sunburst. Twilight took a deep breath before speaking up. “No, no he’s not sick. It’s something else.”

“What is it?” Sunburst asked.

“Well.......you see.......Spike is in the middle of his cycle.” she admitted.

“Cycle? You mean he’s.........” Sunburst started.

“Yeah. Spike entered estrus.” Starlight confirmed.

“H-has.....has he.......” Sunburst started again.

“Not with me, but he has with Twilight and Celestia......and apparently Pinkie to an extent.” Starlight said.

“W-wait WHAT?!” he yelled. “H-he slept with Celestia?! B-B-But isn;t she his mother?!”

While Twilight looked away from Sunburst in embarrassment, Starlight continued.“Just like with mares, it doesn’t matter if they’re related or not, just as long as they’re of the opposite gender. At least, that's what we figured. We still don’t know much about dragon biology and we’re doing everything we can to prevent Spike from going crazy and attacking the first female he sees. We’ve discovered that cold water calms him down, but..........”

“But what?” he asked.

“We don’t know how long it’ll work.” said Twilight. “It’s only a matter of time until nothing stops him. At first, I thought having sex with him multiple times would calm him down, but that didn’t work, and when do it, he doesn’t even remember it.”

Sunburst noticed sad looks from the mares. It was clear that they wanted to help Spike, but had no idea on how to do it. Nopony knew how to handle a dragon in heat. They aren’t like mares. To completely stop a mare in heat, the stallion has to release inside of her. Sure, there’s the extremely high chance that she’ll get pregnant, but at least she’ll be stopped. But Spike is a dragon, a male dragon at that, and from what Twilight said, multiple times having sex with him doesn’t work. There’s cold water, but who knows how long until he becomes immune to it.

The three of them stayed there in silence for a while until Sunburst spoke up. “I think I know somepony who could help.”

“Really, who?!” Twilight half yelled.

“My old teacher, Harmony Bell, I remember her saying something about studying dragon biology at the academy.” he explained. “If you want, I could try to get in contact with her tomorrow.”

Twilight excitedly jumped up from the bed; causing her breasts to jiggle as she did so. “Really?! Oh thank you, Sunburst, thank you thank you thank you!” Twilight wrapped her arms around Sunburst and gave him Pinkie-like hug; causing him to blush and Starlight to laugh at his reaction. Twilight was unbelievably happy that she was one step closer to having some answers on how to deal with Spike.

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Gravel, Nami, and Aqua were sitting in a diner discussing on who Aqua should attempt to seduce so that they’ll have the upper hand. “What about that red stallion that Ebony obsessed with?” asked Nami. “He seems like an easy target.”

“I doubt that.” said Gravel. “He doesn’t seem like the big strong dumb type, and on top of that, he has a marefriend.”

“Oh, you mean that yellow pegasus?” she asked. “That hasn’t stopped other stallions before.”

“True, but he seems like the “absolute faithful” type.” Gravel explained.

“Okay, so what about Prince Blueblood?” Nami suggested. Both Gravel and Aqua stopped eating and stared at her with an “are you serious” look. “W-what?”

“It’s Blueblood.” said Aqua. “Nine times out of ten, he’s probably just like Sentinel, maybe even worse.”

“So basically, your charm won’t work on him.” Nami said before taking a sip of her drink.

“Oh, it’ll work.” she said. “It’ll work so good that he’ll have me in bed before I get the first syllable of my first sentence out.”

“Okay, so else is there?” asked Nami.

“The lizard.” came a voice. A voice they all knew. Sitting in the booth behind them was Sentinel; taking a huge bite out of a large hayburger. “Aqua, I need you to seduce the lizard.”

“Let me guess, so you can get to Princess Twilight, right?” she said as she raised an eyebrow.

“No.” he scoffed. “Okay yes, but that’s only part of it. My gut is telling me that there’s something up with him. Something that’s making him vulnerable.”

“And we’re basing this all on your gut?” asked Gravel.

“Has it steered you all wrong before?” he asked.

“YES!” they all yelled.

At this point, Sentinel turned to face the crew. “Come on, guys, I need you to trust me on this. You get him to cheat on her with you, their whole team crumbles, we win and keep our titles as “Masters of the Beach”, and I sweep in and get me some of that sweet, sweet alicorn pussy. It’s win/win.”

Gravel sighed heavily while placing his hand over his forehead. “And how do we know this plan of yours won’t backfire and blow up in our faces?”

“Come on, Gravel, what’s the worse that could happen?” Sentinel asked. At that point, a brown earth pony stallion with a dark brown mane and tail walked up to the them. The group stared confusingly at him was he looked back at all of them with no emotion on his face.

“Um, do we know you?” asked Nami.

“I’m Murphy.” he answered with no emotion. “Murphy Law, and no you don’t know me, but you will. Soon enough, you will.” With that, the stallion turned away and walked off; leaving Sentinel and the others wondering what that was all about.

“Weird.” Sentinel said before turning back to his friends. “So what do you guys say, we’re doing this or what?”

Gravel, Nami, and Aqua looked at each other, then looked backed at Sentinel. “Alright, i’ll go after the dragon.” Aqua said, reluctantly. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel that something of a bit off about him too.”

“Alright!” Sentinel yelled while fist pumping. “I knew I could count on you guys, and as payment, tomorrow you guys can have first dibs at whatever mare comes my way.” Sentinel soon got up and started to make his way out of the dinner; leaving his crew to wonder of they made the smart choice in following his plan.

“Well, at least there's one good thing coming from this.” said Gravel.

“What’s that?” asked Aqua.

“At least, i’ll be able to get laid without Sentinel coming in and interfering like he always does.” he explained. Both Aqua and Nami rolled their eyes before grabbing a fist full of hayfries and playfully chucking them at him.

Author's Notes:

Murphy Law will Return