Princess Celestia strides briskly yet regally down the ornate, carpeted hallway in the same region of the castle which held the royal gardens. She has to cross the whole castle to get to her next appointment in a rarely used meeting room on the top floors of the third tower, and is already a touch out of breath due to exerting herself.

A strange sound emanates from a side hallway and Princess Celestia immediately halts in place, her ears flicking in the direction of the hallway. Waiting a few seconds, she hears something again. Sort of like…A moan?

Narrowing her eyes, Celestia gently and quietly hoofs her way down the side hallway leading to her sister Luna’s quarters.

Princess Celestia wasn’t a nosy pony, of course. She was a highly respected and beloved ruler with nothing to prove and no need for gossip material, after all. However, that didn’t mean she couldn’t check up on her sister to make sure she was okay…

Gently placing an ear against the uncomfortably cold steel door, Princess Celestia listens closely. After a few moments, her ears pick up something and she is able to decipher some words.

“…My…your hooves…splendid…toy,” Luna says in a tone quite foreign to her sister’s ears.

Princess Celestia nudges the door open and sticks only her muzzle into the room. “L…Luna?” she calls. There is no answer.

The definitely-not-nosy Princess Celestia walks further into the room, her eyes scanning it for any sign that something is not normal. Her hooves stop whenever words are heard coming out of the bathroom. They are now clear enough to be heard:

“My my, you must be working out, because you’re looking particularly chiseled and ravishing this evening…Why don't you come in?...Mmmmm, do you like my perfume? Oh, you're such a good kisser..."

Whatever little part of Princess Celestia was still protective of her younger sister swung the restroom door open with her magic, revealing a startled and blushing Princess Luna standing in front of the mirror.

Princess Luna lets out a startled shriek and hurls the manebrush that she had been holding in her magic. The hard purple object smacks Princess Celestia square in the eye, causing her to shriek and fumble backward into Princess Luna’s video game area, sending discs flying and Celestia to fall right down on her Neightendo Switch.

“My new Switch!” Princess Luna yells, darting over to hold the shattered remains of her console. “WHY!? HE WAS SO YOUNG!” She turned her attention to Princess Celestia with a scowl. “You destroyed my favorite gaming nook with your fat butt!” she accused, softly and reassuringly caressing her destroyed console next to the butt mark clearly visible on its surface.

Princess Celestia, a hoof still covering her rapidly bruising eye, wasted no time in replying. “You hit me with your manebrush! I’m lucky you didn’t kill me!”

“Why were you in my room in the first place!?”

“Because I heard you making strange moans and flirty talk in the bathroom from all the way out in the main hallway! What on earth were you doing!?”

Princess Luna’s muzzle scrunches up as a heavy blush invades her face. She looks down and gently clops her hooves together. “I…was practicing. I have a date tonight.”

“A date? With who?”

Whistling happily, you round the corner into the room the next moment, calling for your boss. “Luna, dear, I finished those requisition orders and just wanted to-“

You stop dead in your tracks as you come upon the strangest sight you had ever seen. Discs and video game paraphernalia were scattered everywhere, and a couch cushion seemed to have been launched more than ten feet from the loveseat. Princess Luna had tears running down her cheeks and a heavy blush on her face as she gently caressed a completely destroyed gaming console, the ground littered with shattered plastic from its casing. For her part, Princess Celestia’s mane was in tatters, her left eye was turning a very Luna-esque shade of bluish purple, and she appeared to be furious.

“If this is a bad time I can come back later,” you say nonchalantly.

Princess Luna’s eyes dart between you and her sister at least seven or eight times, and she bites her lip as she attempts to remain stoic. Princess Celestia only looks at you once before shifting her gaze back to her sister, her eyes displaying sudden understanding.

“Oh, no. Really, Luna? That’s your date?”

You frown. What’s wrong with dating somepony like you!?

“Hey, love wants what love wants!” Princess Luna snaps back at her sister. “Isn’t that what you say about that human who follows you around like a lovesick puppy?”

Princess Celestia’s muzzle scrunches up in embarrassment and her cheeks turn a little red. “Don’t you bring him into this!”

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna then shove their muzzles right into each other’s and begin a very, very intense staring contest.

“…I won’t tell if you won’t tell.”

“Deal.”

You stand confused and a little upset as you observe the duo’s disagreement drawing to a close among the smoking ruins of what was once a respectable entertainment center. “I’m not cleaning this up,” you say defiantly.

Princess Luna looks over at you with a raised eyebrow. “You will be if you want any cuddles this week.”

You attempt to remain unfazed for a few seconds, but eventually sigh in defeat. “Yes, Mistress Moon…"

PERFECT/LMAO FAM U WHIPPED NOW ENDING