You create a hoofball game in a large stadium, complete with thousands of cheering fans.

Princess Luna immediately leaps out of her blue plastic stadium seat next to you. “HAHA! YES! This sport combines my two favorite recreational past-times: non-lethal but nonetheless debilitating violence, and nachos. Before I took my leave 1,000 years ago, nachos had just been invented and had yet to be combined with violence of any sort. What fun!”

You think a little harder and materialize a plastic tray of nachos and a cold bottled cider for her.

Princess Luna dips one of the chips in the corner reservoir of cheese and places it delicately into her mouth. “Not just any cheese sauce, but spicy cheese sauce!” She turns to you with an appreciative smile and clinks her bottle of cider against yours using her magic. “You spoil your Princess.”

You spend the rest of the game bonding with the entrancing indigo sovereign. You consider it to be a success, although the game ended on a sour note, with Canterlot losing to Manehattan 21-18.

It was a dirty win. The ball was definitely underinflated.

You’re still mad when you wake up.

Proceed to Chapter 21.5.