Greetings! It is I! The lovely Princess Luna! Last time, we found out that Sombra has come back! Again! Which is bad! I think... I kind of wanted to fight something though! But when we arrived and ready to fight him (I even had my favorite helmet on...), we found Sombra sitting on his throne looking down while a really pretty mare was screaming at him! But then, Sombra bowed to us and apologized! What a strange turn of events! If you wish to find out what happened next, read the next chapter! Your lovely Princess, Lulu!

Is it alright like this?

It was wonderful!

Yeah it was awesome!

It was alright... I would have done a better job though...

*giggle* Thanks Tinyfin! Thanks Pinkie!

Nyahahhahaha!

Hehehehehehe!

*pout*

Don't worry Shiro, I haven't forgotten about you! *hug*

Kyah! *blush* Don't hug me, you simple minded idiot!

D'awww! That's so cute!

Right, right?

Shiro's the cutest!

GAH! I hate you all!

Hmm... Do I regret the summoning? Maybe. Do I take back what I thought about Shiro? Yup. Totally. Although I did expect her to be a little off, but I didn't expect her to go full on wrath god of punishment of others... I never in my long life have seen someone with such a colorful language and such powerful lungs. She went on screaming at me from the moment we met, all the while she helped me with taking back the throne and telling me the way we could probably get the empire back. I never in my life was glad to see Celestia come. At long last... The suffering of my ears is finally over. Now if only the pure burning agony from my ears will stop. Not to mention all the physical abuse along the verbal one. But now that I think about it... Maybe i wasn't all that bad- NO! I AM NOT A MASOCHIST! Ugh... I feel as hollow as Celestia when Luna ate all of Celestia's cakes right in front of her...

Alright. This was a... surprise... I think I'm going to get along really well with that white lady.

"Wait, wait, wait. Are you seriously apologizing?" Said Rainbow with a confused tone.

"Yes, yes I am. I have seen the error of my ways. Shiro has shown me what being a true king is..." Sombra said all the while on the ground bowing to all of us. Then we all noticed how 'Shiro' was keeping him down with her hoof.

“But why should we trust you? What reason do we have to even believe you aren’t lying?” Continued Rainbow with a growl. Shiro go up, stepping on Sombra, walked over to Rainbow, and made the most disturbing smile I’ve ever seen.

“You don’t. You believe me. Not this idiot. Capiche?” She said all the while smiling, which startled the Element of Harmony, making her back off a little.

“Was that a threat?” Said Luna with a stern voice.

“A threat? Oh please, I couldn’t care less about this empire or those in it. Especially this stupid blockhead.” Shiro said while kicking Sombra again, making him grunt in pain. “Do you actually believe I’ll let this fuckhead rule this place alone? I’m here. so you don’t have to worry one bit.”

“But how ca-” Started Rainbow before getting interrupted by Shiro.

“You will. Because if you don’t, you’ll make me angry.” She said as she walked back to the throne. “And believe me... You don’t want to make me angry.” She said as she snapped her fingers and Sombra’s horn lit up and crystals appeared out of the ground surrounding her. Which almost impaled her, the sharp tips threatening to pierce her skin. “Don’t even think of trying anything. Since your life is in my hands.” She snapped her fingers and crystals appeared around all of us, in the same situation as around her, threatening to impale us.“

“Y-You wouldn’t d-do it...” Said Twilight while obviously looking scared.

Sombra’s eyes were wide open as he tryied to say something but was interrupted before the words even left his muzzle.

“I wouldn’t do it?” Shiro said while holding herself from laughing. “I WOULDN’T DO IT?! I WOULDN’T DO IT?!” After she said that she broke into what could only be called insane laughter. “YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WOULDN’T DO IT?! HILARIOUS! FUCKING HILARIOUS!” Her laughter turning into a creepy chuckle. “Watch this.”

Opening her hand wide, she took the void black crystal and slammed it right between her middle and ring finger, cutting through skin and tendons like they were butter. The grotesque sound filled the room as blood started to rapidly come out covering both her hand and the crystal in a crimson color. In this interval of less then a second, I could see from the corner of my eyes the color of everyone’s face fading away. But she didn’t stop, she continued down her arm, tearing muscles and bone with a disgusting sound. However, her face was the worst thing out of this. She had an expression that you won’t even find in nightmares, an expression of pure insanity that even demons will get scared off. As she continued to cut her arm, the sides of it fell to the sides, offering a disgusting display of gore and blood. Slowly, a pool of blood appeared under her, and this happened in the span of a few seconds. Screams were heard but she didn’t stop. Cutting down to her elbow she continued, the sound of bone cracking and the sound of flesh splattering on the ground, luckily Sombra managed to stop her by making the crystal disappear in a cloud of black smoke, but it was obvious that she wanted to continue.

“Do you still think I wouldn’t just kill you all?” Shiro said while chuckling. “Oh and don’t think you won’t get a punishment for stopping the show early Sombra.” Sombra chose to remain silent.

“Wh-Why would you do such a thing to yourself?!” Rarity, who was watching in horror along with the others, screamed in horror to the white mare.

“Because it’s fun!” Shiro said with a short laugh. “Don’t you dare talk back to me without having the guts to lose your life.” Everyone just looked at each other with a feeling of death slowly making itself known, then Shiro spoke again. “Here’s a deal. Give me a month. To rule this along with Sombra. If you decide we are still wrong, then I will personally kill Sombra and myself, and give you both of our heads. How’s that, Princess of Love?” I swear that voice is just fucking with me. It’s like it’s both arousing and scary at the same time. But anyway, I know my answer.

“Deal. But please don’t disappoint me.” I said with a smile before teleporting all of us away.

Author's Notes:

And here it is! I know it’s short and all, but fuck you, it’s hard to think of good ways to explain a story. That and the fact that I have things to do... ahem play video games ahem... So anyway, hope you enjoy it.

The gory part was made with the help of a friend of mine who’s obsessed with it,
Owl

Oh also, don’t forget to comment. Give them to me like the little slut I am.