“Mom there is a pink goo monster on our couch” was the first thing I heard when I woke up. I saw a little unicorn girl hiding behind Derpy.

“Morning Derpy.” I said groggy.

“Quick mom get it before it escapes.” the kid said.

“Dinky this is Lamp she’s going to be staying with us for a while.” Derpy said

“Nice to meet you Dinky.” i said as she hid behind Derpy.

“She’s just shy don’t worry it’s not you.”

“Okay, thanks.” I said waking up and sitting up.”What’s for breakfast?” I asked.

Derpy quickly went to her kitchen and answered with “Pancakes.” I quickly got off my butt and ran towards the dining room before sitting at a chair.

“Hey that's my chair.” Dinky said as I got up and moved chairs.”Thank you Miss Lamp.”

“It’s just Lamp.” I said as the pancakes were brought in “Thank you Derpy.” I said My second Nanny always told me to say please and thank you.

“Your welcome Lamp.” Derp said as Dinky looked at me turning a orange into a cupcake.

“Hey why does she get a morning cupcake?” Dinky said as I quickly ate it.

“What cupcake?” I said swallowing.

“Nice try Lamp but you have frosting on your chin, Next time make it pink frosting so we can’t tell.” Derpy joked as I wiped the frosting off my chin.”Anyway I’m heading to the lookout today Dinky and Lamp will be bringing you to school today okay?” Derpy asked as Dinky looked at her.

“Great as if i wasn’t bullied enough I can now add friend of freak to the list of things ponies will bully me for.” Dinky said under her breath as I realised I could hear it.

“Are you being bullied in school?” I asked as she went red.

“No what would make you think that?” She said stammering.

“Alright.” I said not believing her I was going to have a word with her teacher when I got there.

“Dinky if you're being bullied please tell me.” Derpy said.

“No it's alright mom.”

As Derpy flew off for the Lookout I took Dinky to school. “So where is your school?” I asked.

“*Sigh* it’s this way follow me.” she said as I followed her to the school.

As we walked the way I got more the my fair share of stares as we got to the school. When we arrived I spotted the teacher talking numbers of all the students coming. “Are you the teacher around here?”

“Yes I am,” she said looking up and being startled by how I looked “I’m sorry I was expecting a pony not a-”

“Majin.” I said

“Right I wasn’t expecting a Majin to appear at the school, anyway what can I help you with.”

“I’m currently watching Dinky for Derpy and I overheard that she might be bullied.”

“I haven't heard that.” she looked at the ground. “Are you sure this is a serious thing to tell me.”

“Well I heard her saying that me bringing her to...” I stopped when I heard something.

“Hey Blank Flank!” A voice said as I took the teacher’s hand and pulled her towards where I heard the voice coming from. “I heard you're dead eyed mother happened to stumble upon some weird pink freak huh?” The voice said to Dinky.

“Diamond Tiara!” The teacher said as the two who were bullying Dinky froze. “How long has this been going on?” She asked

“A year.” Dinky said, looking at the ground.

“That’s...the whole time Dinky has been going to the school?” The teacher, whom I should really learn her name, said. “You are going to see me after class the three of you.”

“Wait three?” I asked

“I’m going to talk with Dinky as well.” She the leaned in my ear. “Don’t worry she’s not in trouble I just want to talk to her.” The teacher whispered.

“Great when my Daddy hears about this.”

“I’ll turn him to candy if he tries anything.” I threatened as both the teacher and the Diamond Tiara looked stunned as I took my leave.

As the day went on I took a walk through that forest full of funny looking animals that remembering the large kitty caused me to giggled. But as I headed to the school I say a Pony man speaking to Diamond Tiara...I miss my old tiara’s they were so shiny. “Hello.” I said as the Ponyman gave me a look.

“You must be the woman who found out what my daughter was doing.” The ponyman said “But where are my manners I’m Filthy Rich.”

“You don’t need to tell me how much money you have...” I said as he laughed.

“Oh that is priceless I haven’t heard that joke in a while.” He said as I looked confused. “Oh you were serious ,sorry. My name is Filthy Rich.”

“I’m Lamp.” I said as he offered his hand.

“Nice to meet you Lamp, though I wish it was under better circumstances.” He said as I was confused.

“Under what now?”

“Better terms?”

“Huh?

“I just wish I didn’t meet you when my daughter was revealed to be a bully.”

“OH why didn’t you say that.” I said shaking his hand “Nice to meet you.” I said

“Anyway I believe Cheerily is ready for us.” Filthy Rich said as we entered the school...which was just one room.

“Ah Mr. Rich, miss Majin-”

“My name is Lamp.” I corrected.

“Right sorry Lamp. Anyway it turns out that Diamond was being a bully to the almost the whole class.” She said as Diamond just snuck into her chair, embarrassed that she had to tell her father.

“I thought I raised you better than this Diamond.” Her dad said.

“I’m sorry.” She whispered

“Sorry is not good enough.” He then turned to Cheerily “Just tell me the truth is she going to be expelled?”

“Fortunately for you no...but she is going to have to take some weekend schooling to make up for this...and she lost recess.” Cheerily said.

“That’s good, where did you get this behaviour Diamond?” Filthy Rich asked as Diamond was crying.

“MOM! I GOT IT FROM MOM!” She screamed and ran out.

“I got her.” I said running out and flying at high speed to catch her. “Oh no you don’t.” I said as I caught the crying Diamond.

“Let me go!” She screamed as she bit my arm.

“OW!” I said accidentally absorbing her gaining a little tiara.

Walking to the school Filthy Rich asked “Well where is my daughter?” He asked

“Hold on” I said closing my eyes and after a good three minutes I spat her out “Sorry she bit me and I couldn’t stop it.” I said as she ran behind her dad.

“What did your mother do Daimond?” He asked as she cred in his arms

“You're never home and Mom gave me lessons on how to behave.”

“Why don’t you have a nanny for her, i had 6 and I turned out fine...minus the being dropped on my head part.”

“I may be rich but I’m not rich enough to hire a full time nanny much less six...”

“Guess My family was richer than yours...Never knew what they did.”

“Anyway I’m going to speak with your mother about this when we get home.”Filthy took a deep breath “Is there anything else we have to discuss?”

“No we pretty much covered it...Unless Dinky has something to say.” Cheerily said as i reaslied Dinky was in the corner reading a book.

“No i think Diamonds outburst covered everything.” Dinky said

“Wait where's the third kid?” I asked

“Oh I sent Silver away with the others we had our talk during the first recess after it was revealed that she too was being bullied.” Cheerily said.

“Okay anyway let's take you back Dinky, Derpy might be home now.” I said as Dinky walked to the door.

When we got to Derpy’s place I opened the door to see derpy reading mail as I opened the door she looked at me ”where were you I was expecting to see Dinky when I got home?”

“It turns out that Dinky was being bullied at school and since I was the closest thing to a legal guardian Dinky had I had to go and deal with it.” I said.

Derpy sighed “Look I appreciate what you did but I should have been the one to go to that conference not you.”

I looked down “Sorry.”

“*Sigh* it's alright I just want to help my daughter sense Kami pulls me away from her every now and then...and her father is well, gone.” Derpy said.

“I’m sorry.”I said

“Speaking of Kami I’ll take you to the lookout after I take Dinky to school tomorrow.”

I smiled “great.” I said.

Derpy turned to Dinky “As for you young lady you're grounded for a week for not telling me of your bullying problem.” She said.

Dinky looked at her mom “But...but.”

“No buts little missy, This could have been dealt with... how long has this been going on?” she asked

“A year.” I told her.

“A YEAR!” She said as she sat down.”My daughter was being bullied for a whole year and I couldn’t even do anything about it.” she cried.

“It's alright Derpy, it's not your fault.” I tried to comfort her.

The next day we say Dinky off to school and flew towards the lookout as we got close to it I saw that it looked like the one in Dragon Ball minus the poll at the bottom. “I should warn you if Kami doesn’t think you're worthy he won't train you so be on your best behavior.” she said as we landed I looked around seeing that it was just like the shows lookout... I wonder if there is a hyperbolic time chamber here too?

“Hello you must be the one that Derpy asked to be trained.” A voice said as I turned around to see a Namekian.

“I take it you’re Kami.” I said bowing.

“Yes I am the guardian of this world Kami and who might you be.”

“I am Lamp the Majin.” I said.

“Yes now that I have a good look at you I recognize you, you're that girl that crashed into our world.”

“You know about me?” I asked.

“Yes I helped you out in the fight with the changeling queen, You may have knowledge on how to use Ki but your soul couldn’t adapt in time had I not helped you it would have damaged your soul, and I also had to shut your body down for a week to let it adjust to its new changes.”

“What would have happened if you didn’t?” I asked

“You would have been in tremendous pain.” I didn’t understand the first word but I understood pain and that scared me.

“Alright then, what would have happened if you didn’t shut me down? I’m a big girl I can take some pain” I said with a nervous chuckle.

“You would have most likely gone insane from the pain and caused major damage to this world even possibly destroying it and countless others.” He said as I looked back In horror.

“I would never do that.” I said.

“Maybe as you are now but in your insane state you would have turned into a monster and your strength would increase to the point where Derpy may not have been enough to beat you.”I took a step back and wondered does he mean my insane self would just be stronger would I have turned into Kid Lamp similar to Kid buu.

“Anyway now that the two of you are acquainted I need to go my daughter is grounded for not telling me about her bullying problem and I need to make sure she’s staying true to her grounding.” Derpy said flying off.

I stood there for a minute before I asked “If your Namekian does that mean there are dragon balls on this planet?” I asked before realising “Oh my I’m sorry if that came off as racist I wasn’t trying to be- I stammered as he stopped me.

“Don’t worry I am from the dragon clan so I did create dragon balls and surprisingly in the five hundred years I created them they have never been brought together.”

“What the password?” I asked

“Password?” Kami asked

“Yeah like how the earth dragon balls had ‘Rise shenron grant us our wish!’ or the namekian Dragon balls you have to ether speak Namekian or have a namekian be there to wish for you.” I said to his surprise.

“Ah now I see what you meant by password are you searching for the dragon balls?” He asked

“Well it might be a good Idea to know where they are just incase me or Derpy get killed in battle.”

“Yes that might be a good call.” Kami said as he stroked his chin.

“I’m just curious but do you have an evil half like earth's Kami had King Piccolo.”

“No,no I heard of that tale but no I am not like that Kami I didn’t have darkness in my heart to remove.” Kami said. “You have one last question before we start training.

“No I don’t have anymore questions.” I said as he motioned for me to follow.

“This is the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, it is a room where a year in here is a day outside.” He said as I just stared at the at the white void it honestly reminded me to last week when I was brought to another white void. ”Do you need time to adjust it can be frightening to see for the first time you enter the chamber.”

I took a deep breath and composed myself. “No I think i’m ready.” I turned to see him smiling.

“Good we'll start with the basics then.”

Author's Notes:

A special thanks to Xinrick for writing the bully lines for Diamond Tiara.