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The tale of a majin the great and powerful Lamp

by Chaos Nightmare

Chapter 1: The new universe. Enter the Majin Lamp

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It was a dark day as the streets were filled with chaos. As it was the end of the world with riots and looting happening in the streets. I hid in the corner of my apartment waiting for somebody to try to loot my place, and I was terrified to leave and find a safe haven.

As hours passed my fears turned to boredom. I got out my DVDs of DBZ and I decided to watch the Buu saga again as it was my favorite saga from DBZ. It had so many great moments from Vegeta's death to SSJ3 to Mr satan actually being useful and so many others great moments. As it was getting to the good part some schmucks kicked down my door.

One of them shouted ”Get on your knees.”

I looked at them and saw that they had guns I teared up.“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” I cried as they looked at each other before one walked up to me and pointed his gun at my head.

“Stop crying!” he ordered “You're a grown woman for god sakes.” He said.

“But I’m going to die.” I cried.

The armed thugs looked at each other before the one closest to me hit me in the gut with the butt of his rifle “Shut up.” he said.

I grabbed my stomach as I curled into a ball on the floor. “Now to make ourselves clear we're taking you to town square and you're not going to cry understand?” The head thug said.

“Why are you taking me there?” I asked.

“To hang you of course.” he said as I backed up. “March.” the head thug said as he grabbed my hair and pulled me up.

As we got to the square I saw that it was about a minute to midnight “Now boys tonight we will make an example of these sinners.” The town's priest said as the other prisoners and I were strung up. “At the stroke of midnight these sinners will hang.” the priest said

As the clock went closer to midnight I got more scared for my life. The other prisoners and I pled for our lives. We said that we didn’t deserve this but the town has always been god crazy. I was one of the black sheeps of the town, lived on welfare and didn’t go to church. As the clock struck midnight I heard lever being pulled and the rope dropped and i closed my eyes.

As I opened my eyes I saw a white void... it was scary to be honest. I was alone nobody for miles. “ Hello my child ” a voice said scaring me. “ Oh no need to be frightened.” the voice said.

“Who’s there?”

Take a guess.

“Santa?” I guessed

You're not too bright are you?

“Hey!”

Sorry but it's true. Anyway I am God.” The voice I guessed was God said.

“Why am I here am I dead?”

No you’re not dead… in fact you survived the end of the world, here is your reward.

“Reward for what?”

What do you know of the Mayan Calendar?” he asked

“The Mayan what now?”

Never mind anyway today was a test to see who would go violent and who would remain peaceful.

“Okay what about the people who were violent to defend people like cops?” I asked.

Well that's a hard question it depends on what they did if they only fought to defend then they may have been brought here but if they were violent enough they were left on earth.

“Speaking of earth what happened when millions of people suddenly go missing?”

Well that's why I’m leaving clones of you behind today will have never happened and the world will continues as normal.

“Why clones why not just make people forget we existed?”

Okay last question, as for why I don’t do that is it's going to raise too many questions like why do we have these empty picture frames or who lived in this house? You understand.” he said as I nodded “Alright then you have two choices the first is to just head back to earth and forget that today ever happened or the second is being sent to a new place in the multiverse with some new powers.

“Multiverse?” I asked

Basically I can send you anywhere you want to go like maybe to a Dragon Ball World as a saiyan?” he hinted

“No I don’t want to be a saiyan I want to be a majin.” I said as pink goop started to surround me and cover me I tried to scream but as soon as I opened my mouth i was covered in the stuff. “What?” I asked looking at my now pink hands I looked at me and i had similar clothing to Majin Buu only with less baggy pants and an actual shirt to hide my buu-bs.

You’re a Majin now I can teach you some techniques but you're going to have to learn the rest. ” he said as a sharp thing entered the back of my neck and gave me a shock “I gave you the basics of Ki control and flight as well as how to control your body and the basics of martial arts

“Can I get an advance technique please?” I asked giving my best puppy dog eyes

Only one and only because you’re cute, what's the technique?

“Turn to candy”

That should be easy to teach” he said as the wire that was in my neck gave me another shock. “There you should know the technique now… as for where do you want to go as I can no longer send you back to earth”I thought for a moment as there were too many choices before god spoke up “If you want I can pick a world for you” he said as I looked at him.

“Okay could you pick a world for me?” I asked as he magicked his hands and a portal opened underneath me and I fell.

Have a safe landing” he said as the portal closed.


As I fell I crashed through some windows and turned into a puddle of goo. As I was in this puddle form I over heard voices speak like ’what is that?’ or ‘is that what's threatening canterlot?’ or ‘is this some kind of prank?’. But as they asked those questions I began to regrow back into my normal form saying “Da dun dun da dun, da dun dun da dun” as I fully reformed I began to giggle before I heard a cough and I looked around realising this was a wedding. “Oh my i’m so sorry i’ll just...” I was cut off by a unicorn girl opening the door and the entire hall just looked at her...that's also when I noticed they were all pony people I barely could contain my excitement seeing how cute they were.

The bride said something under her breath before crying “Why does she want to ruin my special day?”

I got angry at the unicorn girl for daring to ruin a wedding but before I could rush her and kick her out a second Bride came in the seen as everybody gasped I simply went “Dun dun duuuuuun!”

“It's not your special day it's mine.” the second bride said as everybody gasped.

I simply went “Looks like the groom has some explaining to do… I mean really marrying twins on the same day have you no shame. Were you too cheap to rent the suit and have this all go on a second time?”

The second bride looked at me “What no I don't have a twin, she’s a changeling.” Everybody gasped as I just stood there

“A what?” I asked confused as I heard a sound behind me and the fake bride that I thought was the original bride was surrounded by green flames and transformed into a bug lady “Of course the villain behind all this Perfect Cell!” I exclaimed as everybody just facepalmed.

“Well I appreciate the compliment of being called perfect my name isn’t Cell it is Queen Chrysalis.” she said as I rushed her.

“How dare you try to ruin this wedding Cell!” I exclaimed as I rushed her punching her in the face and knocking her back a few inches.

“Like I said my name isn’t Cell.” she the launched me to the doors at the back as I got up I noticed that the unicorn lady and the real bride just looked at me

“What?” I asked trying to grab my head with my left hand only to find it gone. “Hold on.” I said holding my breath as my arm regrew back. As I got up I saw a white winged unicorn fighting Cell in a beam struggle. I quickly fired a few energy blasts at Cell but as soon as I fired them the winged unicorn fell in front of them knocking her into Cells arms “Sorry those were meant for Cell” I shouted.

“My name is not Cell!” Cell shouted as she fired a beam at me cutting me in half...i just returned to normal a few seconds later “So you can regenerate.” Cell said.

“Yeah and so can you namekian DNA remember?” i said as she tried to shoot me again

“I. AM. NOT. THIS. CELL!” she screamed as the unicorn girl and some other pony people ran out of the building.

I had the thought to follow them they might have the key to defeating Cell. I flew above them before the rainbow haired winged one stopped me “Hey what are you doing?” he asked

“I’m following you mister.” I said as he got mad

“I’m a girl you idiot.” she said slapping me.

I looked at him realising that he was a her “Oh sorry mam.” I said.

“Rainbow stop that...what what are you?” The unicorn girl asked.

“I’m a Majin” I said

“What's your name miss majin?” the unicorn asked a s I looked around

‘Crap I didn't’ think of a name. Think lara, think..’ i thought to myself as I saw a lamp “My name is...Lamp.” I said as I was internally screaming.

“Nice to meet you Lamp.” the pink one said.

“So what are your names?” I asked.

The unicorn girl spoke up “I’m Twilight Sparkle” She pointed to the rainbow haired one “That's Rainbow Dash.” she then pointed to the one in the cowboy hat “Thats Applejack.”

“Like the cereal?” I asked.

“What i don’t know of any cereal named after me.” Applejack said.

“Anyway” Twilight said pointing to the pink one “this is Pinkie Pie” she said as Pinkie got too close to me which itself was weird as I was flying.

“Hitherewhatsyourfavoritkindofcupcakecanyoueatcupcakeshowcanyounotlikecupcakes?” Pinkie asked as I simply said

“I heard the word cupcake will there be cupcakes?” I asked.

“No there aren't any cupcakes now come on let's find the elements like the princess ordered.”Twilight said as as white unicorn coughed “Oh right Lamp this is Rarity and Fluttershy.” she said.

“Hi.” i said meekly before we all ran into the courtyard of the castle where we surrounded by “Cell Jrs.” I said as all the Cell Jrs. facepalmed at once

“I don’t know what Cell is or what Cell Jrs are but these are not them they are changelings.” Twilight said.

I didn’t listen as I kicked one of the Cell Jrs. In the head and launched a few ki blasts at a group of Cell jrs. “Get to wherever you're heading i will hold them off.” I said as I was surrounded by Cell Jrs. “Let's go” I said fight back them.


As I was dragged into the throne room I saw the six pony people that I had sent to gather whatever they were trying to get. I just looked up to see Cell or Queen Chrysalis as the Changelings drilled into my head standing over me. “Well looks like we found the second pink nuisance now to put you in a cocoon” she said

“Yeah i have three words for you.” I said as she got closer

“And what are those words?”

“Turn to candy” I said as my antenna glowed pink and hit a nearby changeling as I guess they were called and turned it into a cookie.

“What are you the spawn of Discord’s?” she asked as I broke free and made it to the bride and groom but not before eating the cookie that the changeling turned into.

I blasted the groom free with a Ki blast and told him “Listen take her and run” I said as he tried to stand up.

“No I need to protect Cadence.” he said barely standing.

“Look I may have a way for you to help.” I said as I pulled a part of me off and placed it on him as he wondered what I just did as it began to grow and I absorbed him turning my clothing into golden armor.

“Well that is interesting...” Chrysalis said as I kicked her in the face. “Gah” she screamed as she was sent into a wall as I fired a bunch of Ki blasts at said wall.”THAT'S IT!” Chrysalis cried out as I placed a barrier around her and threw her out of the room I quickly followed her as she broke out of the barrier.

“Great time to go” I said as I tried to blast her out of the sky and decided to get in close and spin kick her into the castle before launching a flurry of energy blasts at the room. As I flew down to see the unconscious Queen I decided to bring her back to the hall where those girls where as I had no idea what to do with her...I didn’t want to kill her as I had fun fighting her and they would probably hate me for killing her.

“Hey.” I said dragging the body into the room.

“Did you...” Twilight asked

“No she’s alive don’t have the strength to kill her.” I said before remembering I was still wearing the golden armor so I closed my eyes and entered myself to find where I put captain armor and dragged him out.

“Cadence.” he said dragging himself to his fiancee to hug her “I’m sorry.”

“It's alright Shining.” Cadence said as they hugged before a barrier started to form around them launching the nearby changelings away as well as launching me too.


When I came too I was in this spooky forest. ”Hello?” I asked as an owl hooted at me. I quickly got down from the tree I was in and saw a dirt path, “Okay flying or walking...” I thought for a second before noticing something “Oh look a bunny” I said following the bunny down the road.

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