Ofolrodi
Chapter 219: It Came From Twilight
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by Imploding Colon
First published

Rainbow Dash traverses the perils of the Dark Side of the world to reach the Midnight Armory.
Rainbow Dash traverses the perils of the Dark Side of the world to reach the Midnight Armory.
Cover art by Dafaddah
The Very Last Bastion
Panting.
Shivering.
Labored breaths in the dark.
A pair of fangs glinted beneath a quivering maw. Velvety fetlocks lifted a silver pendant made out of moonstone. "H'Luun..." A vaporous breath amidst the shadows. Squeaking. The crescent-shaped necklace glowed with meager brilliance, reflecting a pair of slitted blue eyes. "W'ynlppa sylm th'ysmmanym V'ynxxm, H'Luun." As the pendant glowed brightest, she stifled a sob and kissed it to her lips.
An authoritative voice shouted, producing a dull echo. "Vy'lyssa!"
Vy'lyssa jerked in place. With leafy ears folded, the mare looked across the rattling, swaying compartment.
Past several armored bodies huddled in a line, a figure marched to a stop. Leaning against a wooden bulkhead, she peered across the way. "Sy'mylwym syl thrym." She held up a leather bag chock-full of red-colored stones; they glowed faintly with each vaporous breath she made inside the claustrophobic chamber. "W'ynym thy'mym, Vy'lyssa?"
There was a dull, thunderous pounding from beyond the hull—followed by several more vibrations, each more dramatic than the last. The creaking compartment swayed as several of the ponies tightened their leather wings, murmuring one name over and over under their breaths.
"Vy'lyssa?" the officer repeated, stealing the mare's attention.
Swallowing a lump down her throat, Vy'lyssa swiftly hung the crescent pendant around her neck and nodded briskly. "Ywm..." She stood at attention. "Ywm, Wy'nnxx, W'ynlppa yln N'ymym!"
The officer's nostrils flared. "S'myssyn..." She tossed the satchel across the chamber.
Vy'lyssa caught it—then strapped it over her back and between her wings. She and her fellow warriors picked up metal rifles and proceeded to load them with enchanted stones.
"Y'symym yln H'Luun!" the officer Wy'nnxx shouted, pacing up and down the narrow space afforded between those standing at attention. Behind her, Vy'lyssa could see a dozen sweating ponies in the next compartment, busily breathing into a dim array of glowing stones attached to wooden gears and levers. "Hy'myn! Sy'lysn melyn thymym sym h'ylym thy'lydryll!"
One by one, the faces of warriors lit up as they breathed into the enchanted cartridges of their rifles. Emaciated, melancholic faces gazed miles past the narrow frames of their silver helmets.
"H'sylmna ly'dessa sym thrym!" Wy'nnxx growled, raising her voice above the surmounting thunder roaring just beyond the wooden shell that encased them. "Yss'ym thyln my'ssysn hy'mlyn'wym syln Lyn'drxx! Wy'ssyl Sy'kymylls'ym yln Thy'mma ny'ssa vylnym lym Lyn'drxx'lynna! My'syl thrym; sym'mym lyn T'chyrym'lynna myl Y'vrymym yln N'shydym!"
There was a particularly loud thud. Vy'lyssa gasped as the entire compartment shook. Her pendant rattled as she gripped her rifle tighter.
Without blinking, Wy'nnxx calmly pointed at the leather bag on Vy'lyssa's shoulders. "My'lynn sylm Vy'lyssa ry'nykk thrym... myln ly'rynna h'rum thy'lla lyn Sy'kymylls'ym yln Thy'mma mylm h'runna Lyn'drxx h'lymma!"
A mutual grunt rolled through the group. The warriors' fangs glinted in the runelight.
Wy'nnxx held her scarred hoof high and shouted: "Fy'lynna H'Luun!"
"Fy'lynna H'Luun!" the rest of the ponies shouted. Vy'lyssa contributed with a cracking voice.
Then she heard something that made her blood run cold. It was one of the laboring equines from the front, hollering through the groan of rattling wooden gears and pulleys: "Hym thym, Wy'nnxx, W'ynlppa yln N'ymym!" She trotted up to their compartment and raised a pair of goggles from her misty eyes. "Hym thym!"
A tense silence fell through the group.
Wy'nnxx took a calm breath. "Ywm." She nodded, murmuring under her fangs. "H'ymly H'Luun."
"H'ymly H'Luun," echoed the room. Vy'lyssa felt the weight of her pendant. It drew her slitted eyes down to the wooden floor beneath them. A narrow slit of billowing red light bled upwards through the darkness.
The pony with the goggles grasped a lever. With anxious eyes, she looked at Wy'nnxx and the group as a whole.
Wy'nnxx trotted over until she stood across from Vy'lyssa. She stared boldly into the darkness... then moved her muzzle to produce a melodic chant: "Thymm wynn symm, myl nym thrymm. H'Luun d'lyassa wyll nym drym."
Without hesitation, the rest of the warriors joined in perfect harmony—their fangs forming bleak stars in the runelight. "Thymm wynn symm, myl nym thrymm. H'Luun d'lyassa wyll nym drym."
More thunder. The compartment shook. Vy'lssa's teeth clattered as she struggled to maintain the chorus. The red slit of light wavered beneath them as smoke crept in on tiny tendrils, smelling of ash and rot.
Wy'nnxx's sang the lead, her voice booming and fearless: "Thymm ryss kymm, myl ryn fym..."
"W'ynlppa wyll nym drym!" the warriors bellowed, their leather wings spreading. Armored bodies tilting down.
Wy'nnxx steeled herself. "H'Luun'lynna thrym—"
The warriors answered with finality, singing: "Fy'rym! Fy'rym! Fy'rym!"
A loud shriek. The pony in goggles yanked at the lever. A flash of red light.
And they dropped—
FW-FW-FW-FWOOOSH!
POW!
P-P-POW!
The sky was ablaze with explosions, flak, and magical discharge. Vy'lyssa sucked her breath in as she plummeted straight into the chaos along with Wy'nnxx and the rest of her squadron. In the mare's peripheral vision, she spotted dozens upon dozens of identical brown zeppelins dotting the heavens—each of which were simultaneously releasing countless bodies of leather-winged warriors into the fray. Below them, hideously charred terrain stretched from horizon to horizon, blackened by shelling and eviscerated with a neverending mosaic of trenches, trenches, and more trenches. A crimson patchwork of runaway fires blanketed the bloodscape below, casting a sickening cloud of amber-tinted smoke that obscured their target beneath them.
"H'vynna lym'myskynn!" Wy'nnxx hollered bravely into the burning atmosphere, although her words were scarcely discernible amidst the holocaustal bedlam. Ash and soot pelted her velvety coat as she flew close to Vy'lyssa, forming the center of the group. "S'rymma thym!"
The rest of the warriors drew in near. Vy'lyssa found meager comfort in this. As they flew past the last line of zeppelins—all bearing the lunar crescent—she felt the heated thuds of burning flak drawing closer and closer. At one point, a burning projectile sailed past them and directly into the wooden hull of one of the aircraft. The zeppelin immediately burst into flames, and Vy'lyssa could make out the wailing screams of burning warriors who hadn't yet taken the opportunity to disembark.
KAPOWWW!
Vy'lyssa gnashed her teeth. It took all her strength to hold onto her rifle while brilliant flashes of firelight pulsed in front and behind them. She glanced aside—staring past a falling chunk of wooden debris to see gigantic obelisks of translucent crystal levitating mightily in the distance. Her eyes twitched upon spotting a flicker of ruby light among them. Half-a-second later, the hovering geometric structures fired blood-red streams of murderous heat into the dead earth below, further charring the surface and producing more smoke.
Vrommmmmmmmm!
Her leafy ears ached from the monumental echo produced by the distant mana discharge. As Vy'lyssa's hearing returned to normal, a fellow warrior's shrieks replaced the ringing.
"V'ylna! T'chyrym'lynna h'ylna thym!"
The air filled with a soul-shaking buzzing sound. Vy'lyssa's eyeslits shot up as she gasped in mid-plummet.
A swiftly moving black cloud could be seen enveloping a half-deflated zeppelin. Within seconds, the occupants inside had been completely torn out of their stations. The air turned wet and red, and once the screams had dissipated—along with their entrails—the black cloud shifted. The buzzing increased savagely in volume... for the swarm was headed their way.
Wy'nnxx held her hoof out. "S'lynna rny'k!" She spread her wings and angled them back.
"Wym!"
The entire group performed a coordinated backflip.
Vy'lyssa grunted as she followed suit. On either side of her, a curved horizon flipped, its skies filled with blood and burning. The elliptical motion of the group's acrobatics stopped their vertical descent entirely, and by the time Vy'lyssa was upright she had cocked her rifle along with the rest of the squadron. They formed a silver phalanx—directly facing the incoming swarm of insectoid limbs and hissing fangs.
"Hy'ma... Thy'ma..." Wy'nnxx gnashed her teeth and flung her hoof down. "...Rykk!"
The warriors shouted into their rifles. "H'rhnum!!!"
The enchanted stones burnt out as projectiles flew murderously from the barrels and into the advancing cloud of black limbs.
P-P-P-POWWW!
Glossy exoskeletons burst in sprays of green liquid. The air filled with pained hissing sounds as the swarm drew back from the blast. A count of ten bodies had fallen—but soon the swarm had recovered, drawing in to form a solid mass of insectoid fury. Barbed fetlocks and jagged horns came into focus as the surviving monstrosities charged Vy'lyssa's group.
Wy'nnxx cocked her own rifle and prepared to holler another command—
"Sy'm!" a warrior shouted. "Lyn'drxx'lynna hy'lma sy'm!"
Dark shadows rippled through the firelight. Vy'lyssa jolted from the sight of obsidian scales, streaking faster than shooting stars. The temperature raised by ten degrees instantly as several leathery figures converged on the insectoid swarm. Ivory teeth flashed as a cluster of twenty-foot long drakes tore into the creatures. The air was awash with green, but then the flames of the attacking whelps evaporated the acidic juices within seconds. Above the midair collision, a far too familiar haze of ruby light ascended like a red cloud.
Before the warriors could utter a fitting reaction, a few of the drakes—their scaley maws still dripping with emerald blood—turned about and spotted Vy'lyssa's group. There was a loud roar, and a few of the whelps broke off, headed straight for her and the other leather-winged equines.
"H'vynna!" Wy'nnxx hollered, diving immediately and motioning for the rest of the warriors to follow. "H'vynna lym'myskynn!"
Panting, Vy'lyssa hugged her rifle, twirled about, and dove along with her squadron. The air heated up even more behind them. Winged shadows grew larger across the surmounting smog as the group plummeted towards the battlefield looming below. Bursts of flak erupted on all sides, filling Vy'lyssa's nostrils with sulfur and making her eyes tear up.
POW!
She shook.
P-POW!
She shook again—
POWWW! "Grhllkkk—!" One warrior's throat gargled as his neck—and the rest of his body—went flying in opposite directions.
Before Vy'lyssa could react—
CHNKKKKT! A draconian set of jaws clamped over another warrior's wing to her left. She watched as the pony shrieked in terror—"Eeee-Eeee-Eeee!"—and struggled in desperation to fight off the drake's maw with the bayonet of his rifle. All the whelp had to do was reopen its jaws and clamp down over the soldier's neck, and the rest of the warrior's body went limp.
Vy'lyssa could already taste the bile in her throat. It distracted her from the hurled breath of black flame sailing down towards her from behind.
"Hrttt!" Wy'nnxx shoved her—and her satchel of runes—out of harm's way. The surviving group followed suit, plunging through a dark cloud so as to obscure their dive from the pursuing drakes behind.
Vy'lyssa squinted as they pierced through a few more translucent layers of flesh-scarring ash. Then—at last—they broke through the fog of war... and a crimson purgatory stretched beneath them. Trenches full of mangled bodies and shrieking combatants stretched through a briar patch of collapsed, broken, and rusted machinery—the tools of war left from years... centuries... and millennia of endless combat. Leather bodies clashed with black carapaces. Runic projectiles met acidic discharges. And all the while, a haunting ruby haze hovered over the lacerated landscape—only to be channeled into floating monoliths that continuously and mercilessly fired beams of energy into the fray, further saturating the earth with red and green juices.
"H'vaan!" Wy'nnxx's words could somehow be heard as the group leveled out and cruised fearlessly over the holocaust. A velvety fetlock pointed dead ahead. "Sy'kymylls'ym yln Thy'mma!" she hollered as shells and burning draconian fireballs exploded into the calcified soil on either side of them. "Sy'm! Sy'm!"
Vy'lyssa looked straight forward.
There—ahead of them... ahead of all of them... beyond the trenches and the blood and the explosions and the lingering ruby haze... there stood the target... a single structure... the only standing structure... the only structure that mattered. It rose like a triangular mountain of pitch black purpose amidst the sea of carnage. It was a multi-tiered obsidian ziggurat, and the machinations of war had washed up to its unblemished surfaces like scattered sea foam against relentless shoals. Despite its glossy dark exterior, it was paradoxically a very luminous thing—with beams of saturated gold light shooting out from each corner of the pyramid and burning endlessly into the chaotic dark.
And it was where the drakes were—the heart of them. Black winged whelps circled and circled—breathing dark fire on every piece of mortal flesh that warred its way near.
And Vy'lyssa's group was headed straight for it.
"W'ynlppa yln N'ymym!" Wy'nnxx shouted. Schiiiing! She unsheathed a silver scimitar and led the airborne charge low over the charred landscape. "H'ymly H'Luun!"
"H'ymly H'Luun!!!" the group bellowed, and they had reason to. Black scales crossed the firelight; drakes were inbound.
The squadron could not afford to stop. They glided forward with righteous purpose, skirting past plumes of flame and weaving in and around delapidated catapults. They flew so close to the entrenched battle below that they could feel the hot kiss of blood being sprayed from their misfortunate compatriots. Soon, the dreadful luck spread—and one by one the warriors were being picked out of the sky by the jaws of drakes and the intercepting claws of insectoid assassins.
The remaining members closed in tighter alongside Wy'nnxx and most especially Vy'lyssa. They formed a tight cluster around the pony with the satchel, firing their rifles violently into any and all attacking groups. "H'rhnum! H'rhnum! H'rhnum!"
The air filled with green and black blood. For every body that dropped—friend or foe—the air grew brighter with a ruby glow... until the haze lifted up and faded into obscured starlight. One drake—taking a blast of runic shrapnel to the neck—burst into a writhing mess of flames before colliding with a translucent monolith. The crystalline structure wobbled slightly... before pivoting around to face the incoming squadron. Vy'lyssa could make out a single equine shape situated deep inside, its body flanked with floating shards of pulsating energy. A series of ghostly eyes flickered, and the ruby haze immediately surrounding the vessel was drawn into its hull until it shrank into a beam of light focused directly in the pilot's horn.
Vrommmmmmmmmmmmm—
"Thry'mym!" Wy'nnxx suddenly flew to the front of the group, loaded a rune into her rifle with her teeth, and growled: "M'wynhrm"
POW! A projectile shot out from her barrel and exploded vaporously before the levitating monolith. The timing couldn't be more perfect; as soon as the vessel fired, the ruby light was reflected back into the rectangular structure at twice the intensity. The equine shape inside shattered like glass... and the rest of the monolith crumbled just as quickly, littering the trenches with dull shards.
"Eee-eee-eee!" was the resounding cheer from every leather-winged soul within view of the scene. It didn't last long—for an enormous shadow crossed over the trenches, accompanied by a cataclysmic roar of spine-shattering proportions. Vy'lyssa looked straight up, and the sky was gone. All she could see was scales. And onyx wings.
"Lyn'drxx!" a warrior shouted in terror.
Wy'nnxx let loose an authoritative shriek, grabbing back the attention of her surviving squadron. "Thy'lym h'vaan sym'yl!" She gestured towards the deepest trenches and dove. Vy'lyssa and the others joined her immediately. The hairs of their tailed curled from a hellish new heat. Draconian claws raked the air overhead along with a gigantic lashing tail as the roaring doubled... followed by an apocalyptic plume of pitch-black flame that coated the tops of the trenches in sulfuric fury.
FWOOOOOOOOMB!
"Grkkk! Htttt!" Vy'lyssa winced, gritting her teeth as the group flew straight into the trenches. The soot grew thick in the air, making it difficult to breathe—much less stay aloft. Her commanding officer must have sensed it, for soon Wy'nnxx was gesturing the command to "touch down." Exhaling, Vy'lyssa and the rest did so, landing on the battlefield for the very first time since dropping.
When Vy'lyssa made contact, her fetlocks sank a solid inch into the powdery earth. After so many eons of bloodshed, it was more bone than dirt. The pale gravel shifted with each step the group made. Vy'lyssa struggled to count how few of her brothers and sisters were left in the squadron. When she realized it was no longer in the double-digits, she felt a brand new nausea rising deep in her gut.
"Shhhh!" Wy'nnxx insisted, gestured a few more silent motions beneath the thunder, then led the group forward through the trenches. They galloped steadily, making their way for the undying heart of the battle. The roars of the drakes could be heard in greater intensity; the screams and hisses of those being consumed acted as nightmarish punctuation. As they hurried along, they passed under the looming shadow of crystalline obelisks. The rectangular ruby structures were firing at something up above—until that something swept past them with a savage swipe of its giant scaly black wing.
THWOOOOSH!
The crystalline vessels immediately shattered. Glass and shrapnel rained down onto Vy'lyssa and her flinching compatriots. As the material landed, they emitted clouds of ruby vapor—fumes that briefly took on the distinct effigies of tortured equines. The air lit up with bodiless screams, and then the ruby eidolons evaporated just as swiftly as they had formed—leaving ruby streaks trailing upwards into the smoke and stars.
Vy'lyssa waved a hoof before her face, wincing. The scales and shadow of scales passed by overhead. When the trench lit up again, it revealed a single soldier... frightened... shivering... separated from his unit. He hugged his hooves to his chest and rocked back and forth, shrunken eyeslits scraping the sky for drakes and floating monoliths.
"Wy'nnxx..." Vy'lyssa stammered, pointing straight ahead.
Wy'nnxx held a hoof up, and the group stopped in their tracks. Her leafy ears perked up at attention as she squinted at the lost pony. "... ... ... W'ynlppa yln H'luun? V'ymsylla thrym h'vyym?"
"Mmmmm..." The lone soldier whimpered, rocking back and forth even harder. In the next flicker of firelight, the group could see several limp corpses lying all around him. "Sylmym sym, H'Luun..." He grasped his shivering face betwixt two velvety hooves and sobbed outright. "H'Luuuun... H'Luuuuun sylmym symmmmm..."
Wyn'nnxx's jaw tightened. She looked up at the sky as more dark shadows flitted overhead, intercepting zeppelins and blotting out the constellations with blacker and blacker flames. "Hrmmmm... mylm symym hy'lym thrym..." she murmured to herself.
The lone soldier continued to sob, his voice reaching foalish octaves.
One of Vy'lyssa's companions let loose a sympathetic breath. He trotted over and knelt beside the soldier, steadying his body with two strong hooves. "Vy'm vy'm, H'Luun'lynna." He leaned his head in and nuzzled the shellshocked stallion. "Vy'm vy'm..."
"Brxxym!" another warrior chided, fangs showing. He shook his head. "V'lynna symylm thrylym!"
"Eee-eee-eee!" The one comforting the stallion hissed back, frowning. "M'lynna vry'ym syln H'Luun wr'ynna—"
As he was speaking, the shellshocked stallion's eyes pulsed green. His left forelimb inexplicably morphed into a giant scorpion's tail that—Schliiiink!—sank meatedly into the comforting warrior's neck.
"Grkkkk!" Foam and mucus fountained out of the warrior's mouth.
"Brxxym!!!"
Vy'lyssa gasped. "T'chyrym'lynna!" she hollered as loudly as she could.
"...!!!" Wy'nnxx spun about, eyes wide. She flung her hoof towards the shape-shifting monster. "Vy'rykym thryn!"
The rest of the squadron already had their rifles out. "H'rhnum! H'rhnum!"
The metamorph simply stood there, hissing venomously as it took the spray of bullets. Each shot hacked away a fake piece of pony flesh, revealing carapace and green fluid underneath. Immediately behind the dying beast, the warrior "corpses" rose to their hooves, galloped at full force, and charged the group in the form of insectoid equines.
Wy'nnxx bravely met the front head-on, swinging with her scimitar until she was lost amidst the spray of green slime and shell fragments.
As the trench turned into a bloody melee, Vy'lyssa struggled to keep her aim straight with her rifle. She shouted each command with determination, wheezing into the smoke of her spent rune stones. As she next reached to her bandolier to reload—she spotted the walls shifting. With a gasp, she looked up to see the edges of the trench peeling away as more metamorphs unveiled their camouflage and rushed the squadron's flank. "T'chyrym'lynna sy'lyma'ryk!" she hollered as two of the creatures pounced on her.
Wh-Whump!
She fell on her back, her spine aching from direct contact with the stone-hard contents of her all-important satchel. Her face was full of drooling mandibles. Seething, she pressed the length of her rifle against both monsters, fighting them back as she saw her own writhing muzzle reflected in their soulless compound eyes. She heard a gurgling sound—and realized that the monster to her left was preparing to vomit.
"Hrrtt!" She jerked to her right.
Milliseconds later, the creature spat insectoid bile onto the floor of the trench beside her, instantly carving an acicid pothole that filled the air with rancid steam.
"Rrrr—raaaaaugh!" Vy'lyssa shouted, extending her wings at full length. This shoved her—and her opponents—forward. The two metamorphs stumbled while she regained her hoofing. WHAM! She pummeled one so fiercely that the shell of its skull caved in. She then aimed point-blank at the second beast's chest. "H'rhnum!"
POW! The beast's torso exploded...
...showering green acid over the body of a leather-wing warrior. "Aaaaaaugh!" The air turned pungent with his roasting flesh.
Vy'lyssa jerked in place, muzzle agape.
"Aaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaugh!" The soldier collapsed on the ground as his backside melted, exposing vertebrae and sinew. "H'Luuuuuuuuuuuuun—!"
Breathless, Vy'lyssa stumbled forwards to aid him—
Vrommmmmmmmmmmmmm!
The air lit up with a ruby glow. Vy'lyssa gasped. She looked straight up.
A monolith loomed directly overhead. The lone pilot's horn on the inside pulsed with bright red light and—
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
—the entire trench erupted in flames.
Vy'lyssa trembled and shook all over. By her third breath, she realized she had somehow survived the mana discharge. After some deep hesitation, she opened her slitted eyes.
As the shadow of the glass obelisk passed over, she saw the calcified corridor strewn with bodies. And—to her palpitating horror—not all of them were dead. Pitiful moans and blood-curdling sobs lingered in the sulfuric air.
Gritting her teeth, she lurched forward. The entire right side of her body was covered in second-degree burns. Fighting past the tears, Vy'lyssa came towards the first writhing shape she could find. It was one of her fellow soldiers; both of his forelimbs had been blown off. His eyeslits darted about as his muzzle hung open in horror. At last, his eyesight caught hers... pleading.
She leaned over him, giving his forehead a kiss. A quick kiss. Then—schlinkkk! She sank her fangs into his neck. The soldier's eyes rolled back... and he was still.
Muzzle dribbling with hot blood, Vy'lyssa scrambled towards the next victim. She followed a wet puddle of red, then stumbled over a fresh carpet of bowels. The mare—or the spasming half that was left of her—grasped onto Vy'lyssa's face with trembling fetlocks. She tried desperately to say something but all that came out was bile.
"Shhh-shhh-shhhh..." Vy'lyssa leaned over, gave the mare a single feather-soft nuzzle, then met her jugular with her fangs. She waited until the soldier's shaking fetlocks went limp, and then she moved to the next body... and froze.
"... ... ..." Wy'nnxx sat up with as much dignity as she could. She was slumped up against the side of the trench, surrounded by the imploded carapaces of three metamorphs. The acid from one of them had devoured most of her rear left leg, and several claw marks had been raked savagely across her chest. She supported herself by her grip of a rifle. Glaring eyeslits surveyed the hollow corridor... the smoldering carcasses. Eventually, she met her subordinate's gaze. "...scrk... Vy'lyssa..."
Vy'lyssa gulped. "Wy'nnxx."
Wy'nnxx's brow hardened.
Vy'lyssa stood tall at attention. "Wy'nnxx, W'ynlppa yln N'ymym!"
Wy'nnxx exhaled. "Hrmkk... h'vrkk... h'vrykk sylm ly'messa..."
Vy'lyssa stared blankly at her.
Fuming, Wy'nnxx spoke through glinting fangs. "Sy'kymylls'ym yln Thy'mma." She gulped. "H'vrykk sylm. Thrym'sym."
Vy'lyssa shivered. In so doing, she felt the weight of the satchel on her back—heavier than ever.
Wy'nnxx snarled. "Thrym'sym."
After a solid breath, Vy'lyssa nodded briskly. "Ywm, Wy'nnxx, W'ynlppa yln N'ymym!" That said, she leaned her fangs into Wy'nnxx's neck.
A velvety hoof stopped her. "Vyn vyn..." Wy'nnxx shook her head. Wincing, she pushed herself further up against the wall of the trench and cradled the rifle in her front forelimbs. "V'lysym ryk, Vy'lyssa. W'lynna thrym Lyn'drxx'lynna th'lyma sym..."
Vy'lyssa nodded, hesitantly trotting backwards. She saw a hint of red in her peripheral, and she spun about. The mare's muzzle hung agape as she saw hazy patches of ruby light rising from the corpses of her fallen comrades... only to be absorbed by the distant monoliths hovering high above as they took aim at nearby swarms of carapaced equines. Vy'lyssa shook... she fumed...
...and soon she abandoned Wy'nnxx altogether, galloping down the winding trench towards the location of their target. Behind her, she heard a bevvy of insectoid hisses, followed by runic rifle shots. Her slitted eyes teared up, but she forced herself forward—flapping her leather wings until she was threading the calcified needle at a blistering pace.
Above her, the sky filled denser and denser with onyx wings. More zeppelins fell—victims of black flame. Buzzing swarms and crystalline vessels swept in as well. Everyone and everything was zeroing in on the ziggurat and its glossy black foundations. Vy'lyssa could see the golden beams of light breaking in a hundred places in every breath. The draconic roars grew louder and louder. The whelps' matriarch circled in a tighter orbit, defending the very last bastion. Massive wings filled the spaces above the trench with scales until there were no spaces left.
At long last, Vy'lyssa reached the end of the corridor. She clamored up a steep hill of bones and debris. In the shadow of a rusted trebuchet, she hid... panting and wheezing in the thick sulfuric atmosphere. Craning her neck around, she saw it—the base of the massive ziggurat... so close that she could almost make out her own reflection in its immaculately glossy surface.
The drakes were circling so close that their wingtips nearly lopped off her skull. She ducked low, watching as they warded off the advances of three separate armies with burning plumes of black flame. The zeppelins bearing the lunar crest collapsed. Swarms of suicidal carapaces melted before the merciless heat. Only those who piloted the crystalline monoliths bothered to keep any distance, but the intense beams of ruby energy that they pelted the draconic brood with were proving just as futile.
Vy'lyssa had no more time to waste. She reached deep into the leather satchel on her back. After a brief rummaging, she produced a dense cluster of glowing runes. They spat electrical bolts of enchanted energy—burning her flesh at the mere touch. She absorbed the pain—all of it—and gripped the payload in her fanged teeth.
"W'ynlppa sy'lymma th'ysmma, H'Luun," she murmured out the side of the muzzle...
...and charged straight towards the monumental ziggurat.
More than three dozen drakes saw her. Roaring, they immediately dove towards the lonesome soldier.
She was counting on that. Spinning around, Vy'lyssa met their charge by flinging the electrified cluster of runes straight into the flock. Without a second's hesitation, she crouched, slid on her rear legs, and propped her rifle up with her forelimbs. One eyeslit squinted as she aimed and shouted: "Y'hnyrr!!!"
POWWW!!!
A single red bullet ripped through the wall of scales, impacted the midair payload, and released the enchanted contents packed densely within. FL-FL-FLASSSSSSH! Shredding blue bands of flesh-eating lightning erupted in every direction, devouring the brood. The drakes burned in midair—all of them—from the whelps charging Vy'lyssa to the ones flying up high to the ones downing zeppelins and insectoid swarms on the far side of the pyramid.
Unnatural thunder filled the air as a vaporous concussive blast fountained outward in every direction. The event horizon slammed into Vy'lyssa head on, and the poor mortal was thrown hundreds of feet away from ground zero. She spun several times, her wings too limp from the runic discharge to catch air. Golden light shimmered and black gloss reflected lightning. Smoke and flames and blood and—
WHAM!
—the earth slammed hard into Vy'lyssa's body, accompanied with a sickening crack!
"Aaaaaaugh!" she yelped, only to feel several torturous stabs of pain. Her ribs had been broken in several places, and they dug into her lungs with each tumbling spin she took down a sea of rust and skulls. When she finally rolled to a stop, she lay limp. Helpless. Looking down, Vy'lyssa could see that the bone of her left leg was sticking out of her flesh. But this wasn't what concerned her.
Her pendant was gone.
Whimpering... she looked all around. Quivering eyeslits darted left... right... left—
Something glinted in the deathlight. A crescent. Slender. Pale. Beautiful.
Choking on a sob, Vy'lyssa forced her body to roll over. Then—one painful lurch after another—she crawled across the petrified soil towards the sacred emblem. As the blue flicker of lightning above finally faded, the sky was full of falling shadows. The shriveled corpses of burnt drakes fell all around her. Charred whelps landed all across the battlefield, giving the air necrotic percussion.
The brood was finished. The three armies could now advance on the ziggurat. Vy'lyssa could only hope that her army would get there first.
She crawled until she could crawl no further. With a trembling hoof, she stretched and reached and struggled for the pendant. Just as her fetlock made contact...
...an immense shadow bled over her. The air shook with thunderous wingflaps.
Wincing, Vy'lyssa clutched the crescent moon to her chest. One of her lungs had already collapsed. The other was struggling to filter the remaining oxygen from the sulfur in the air. Nevertheless, she stared up with twitching eyes... stared up as the figure of the draconic matriarch encompassed all and everything.
The giant dragon hovered over her dead children... until at last she levitated just above the razor-sharp summit of the immaculate pyramid. Giant claws grasped onto glossy obsidian, and soon the scaly beast was perching on the structure. Next, she did something strange. She stretched her massive wings out—enshrouding opposite sides of the ziggurat. Soon after, she wrapped her tail and claws about the perpendicular sides. Then—once her many stone-hard limbs had effectively blocked off every entrance—the matriarch did something even stranger.
She lifted her many-horned skull towards the heavens... let loose a bellicose roar for the ages... and then thrust her neck onto the topmost spire of the pyramid.
The air rained down black blood. The spire had effectively impaled the dragon's throat... ripping out the top of her skull.
Soon, the matriarch went limp... breathing no more. The smoke and flame had vanished from her nostrils, and there she lay... wrapped around the ziggurat in an immortal hug... baptized in the ashes of her own children.
With the last vestiges of Vy'lyssa's sight, she noticed the three armies converging on the limp corpse that had effectively blocked them from entering their eternal target. As the thunder of a three-sided war redoubled, Vy'lyssa almost thought that she should feel ashamed. Instead... she felt the cold cleansing kiss of a crescent-shaped moonstone to her velvety lips.
And then—in the absence of that bliss—she felt nothing.
All would have been darkness.
All should have been darkness.
Instead, the waste and carnage was swiftly evaporated by a rising pulse of blinding gold light—emanating from the far end of the curved plane. In so doing, the brightness ripped apart all ruby traces of memory, pulling it apart thread by thread like some fragile tapestry.
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
A Vision of Reflection
A pair of glowing eyes flashed open beneath crystalline red skin... followed by a second pair... then a third and fourth and fifth and...
She sat calmly on a sea of velvety cushions. Sweet incense tickled her glossy nostrils. On all sides of the unicorn mare there levitated jagged crystals—joined together in a halo by translucent beams of tapering ruby light. The crystals hummed from within, carrying the cadence of over two dozen murmuring, chanting voices—all hers and yet not.
She exhaled, blowing incense and fragrant smoke away from her pulsating horn. She sat in a rectangular chamber at the very summit of a massive floating structure—a geometric marvel constructed out of translucent glass that glowed faintly with crimson and fuchsia hues. Directly in front of the calmly-seated mare there stretched an open balcony... and past the balcony's razor sharp edge was a dead sky filled with lingering blue twilight. Far beyond, a dark gray valley of vulcanized rock sloped perpetually upward... so that the horizon was drowned high above in onyx mountains and even blacker canyons. Somewhere in the midst of all this lifelessness, a circular patch of earth burned forever around a solid square of black, from which shot beams of blended gold in every direction, piercing the nebulae floating above and beneath where the mare calmly reposed.
Several breaths later, the mare closed her surface eyes. Several more pairs of eyes deep within her translucent skull fluttered open and shut in quick succession. Her breaths came quicker now—quiet and contemplative.
Not long after, a body rose from several see-through floors beneath her. A blue stallion in flowing purple robes rode a glass lift to the top of the floating structure... until at last he joined the mare on the balcony. Upon seeing her awake, his crystalline lips pursed with anticipation. Several layers of eyes blinked on top of one another as he smiled delicately... then trotted towards the very edge of the room.
Thunder echoed in the distance, emanating from the patch of burning earth, but the rigid floating vessel scarcely felt a single vibration from that distance. The stallion's horn lit up, and several glass compartments unfolded to reveal a shelf full of diamond chalices. Without lifting a single hoof, the stallion levitated a ruby-colored vial and carried it with him towards the center of the room. The compartments slid magically shut on their own behind him.
Much of the incense had faded by the time the stallion approached the mare. He trotted around her calmly... patiently... swaying as if in a casual dance. Every time his hoof made contact with the floor, the glassy surface lit up with dim ruby brilliance. At long last, he crossed the mare's vision, ducking his head low with a loving smile. She gave no response—not that he expected one... at least not quite so soon. Floating a bed of cushions over, he sat leisurely down across from her, floating the vial between them with his back to the curved horizon and the flaming battlefield in the distance.
There, he waited... waited for a sound.
At last, she had one to give. "Mrmmfff..." Her horn flickered as her head swayed along with her shoulders. "...Archeantus. I... I just..."
"Shhhhhh..." He reached out with a blue hoof, stroking her cheek. "Gently, Alamais. Come up gently."
She shook in place—as if having surfaced from an arctic dive. "The darkness... so immense..." Multiple eyes blinked on top of one another. The crystals hovering around Alamais flickered bright and brighter. "...getting harder and harder... mrmffff... to penetrate..."
Archeantus kept stroking her cheek. "The Lord chose you for a reason, Alamais. You are strong... the strongest Vessel there is. Now... give me the good news already." He grinned from cheek to glossy cheek. "You had another vision?"
"A reflection," she clarified, her voice solidifying into a dull drone. "Of Endrax."
Archeantus' ears perked up. He adjusted the folds of his robe and cocked his head to the side. "Endrax, you say?"
"Not... not her of course..." Alamais winced, reaching a dainty hoof up to rub her skull just beneath her horn. "But... a memory... the final memory of the soul closest to her when she barricaded the Sepulcher of Ages..." She shuddered, her voice faltering again. "But... but it's so painful... almost too painful to—"
"Ah ah ah..." Archeantus waved a hoof. "Easy does it, precious. Here..." He levitated the vial beneath her muzzle and popped the diamond cork. "Stillborn." His glossy brow furrowed. "Inhale."
As soon as the lid was opened, plumes of ruby smoke shout upwards. They took the form of curled, fetal shapes, and the air shook with high-pitched wailing. Alamais inhaled the fumes, and her many layers of eyes lit up until they all pulsed as one. A blink... a second blink... and her figure stopped teetering atop the cushions altogether.
"Now is it coming into focus?" Archeantus asked, corking the vial shut again.
"Hmmmm..." Alamais' ears twitched. "Vy'lyssa."
Archeantus looked up at a crystal pulsating towards Alamais' right—one of many. The phantom shape of leafy ears flickered in and out of existence. "The... bloodwing, yes?" His jaw tightened slightly in disgust. "That poor old soul... from the Raid on the Very Last Bastion?"
"A warrior. A fighter," Alamais pronounced. "Mother of two. Both sons. Nightbloods who died defending their separate patrols from the Onyx Brood." She breathed in, breathed out. "At night when they were foals she sang them to sleep in their hammock high above the Huntlands, telling wholesome tales of glorious victories won by the Mother of Nightmares on the Light Side." A shudder... then something close to a sob. "She never was able to rescue her beloved mate V'ynxxm from the deep hives..."
"Knowing the matriarch at that time, the bloodwings probably used him and hundreds of others as bait to drag the swarms out of hiding." Archeantus smiled smugly. "You know how they are, Alamais. Treacherous... rat-haired scoundrels—the thieving lot of them. Why, it's their bloody damned fault the Sarcophagus got sealed up to begin with. If they had just allowed us to eliminate the Onyx Brood on our own terms instead of resorting to pathetic alchemy, then this never would have—"
"I was her just now," Alamais rambled on. "Hundreds of years ago... running alongside Wy'nnxx and company..."
Archeantus stifled a groan. "Uh huh..." He rubbed his temple and calmly listened. "Do go on."
"After assassinating the entire Brood with the runic payload... I reached..." Alamais winced. "That is... Vy'lyssa reached for her pendant... to kiss the emblem of Luna and be ferried off into the Eternal Dream with the Goddess of Nightmares' blessing..." Her eyes lit up as she stared past Archeantus. "And... I saw something..."
"Endrax, yes?" Archeantus cleared his throat and folded his forelimbs again. "You saw Endrax sacrificing her stubborn self to rob the Lord of greatness."
"Yes... and... no..." Alamais murmured. Thunder rolled in the distance beyond the balcony as she said, "I saw something else. Something... that Vy'lyssa never could have seen."
Silence.
Archeantus leaned back, taking a breath. "Alamais... darling... you said that this vision was a... 'reflection,' yes?"
The other unicorn nodded. "Very much so."
Archeantus' glossy flesh glowed bluer. "Well, if Vy'lyssa wasn't reflecting something, then something else must have been. So, what is it?"
Alamais was silent. Still as stone.
Archeantus sighed inwardly. He flexed his leg muscles. "Let me go get another vial, then—"
"Endrax..." Alamais said.
Archeantus shifted back onto the cushions. He blinked at her. "A reflection of Endrax?" He cocked his head to the side. "Do... do you finally know where Lexxic and his bastard brothers are carrying the third fragment?"
"No. It's..." Alamais held a hoof tenderly over her chest. Something was pulsating visibly within her translucent figure. Something black and necrotic and muscular. "...it's not the third fragment."
"Then what is it? Please, precious. Give me something to tell the Lord."
Alamais' eyes hardened. Half of the crystals floating around her burned with sudden violet brilliance. "Sssssssister."
Archeantus blinked. "Sister?" He blinked again, his blue hue paling. "As in... another Divine? From the Light Side?"
The crystals dimmed slightly. Alamais glared past him. Her voice took on a different tone altogether, hoarse and gravelly: "'I only ever had one sister.'"
Archeantus stared at her with his muzzle agape.
At long last, Alamais' gaze faltered. She looked the stallion in the eye, and her voice was more tender this time. "It is a light, Archeantus. Whatever the memory... the spirit of Endrax reflected, it's more brilliant than the beams that emanate from the Sepulcher. It can only be this bright because it's every color of the spectrum thrown into one. And it's here, Archeantus. On this plane."
Archeantus swallowed. "So then..." He nodded. "...at long last... after all these forsaken centuries... the sisters of Tchern have come this way to invade us."
"It's... not them," Alamais insisted. "This light... it's somehow brighter. And older."
"Older than the alicorns?" Archeantus asked. His ears twitched. "You mean... a light from the machine?"
Alamais merely teetered.
Archeantus turned to gaze beyond the edge of the balcony. He pointed nebulously into the twilight while looking back at Alamais. "From... where does this strange sun rise?"
Alamais swallowed. "From the only edge it's purposed to."
"Which, Alamais?" Archeantus squinted. "Farside or Nearside?"
"Farside," she said. "As indicated in the Web Etchings of olde."
Archeantus scoffed. "Oh please, darling. The Spindlers are more ancient than we are. Senility poisons their souls to the point of being unharvestable. You know this."
"But their words on Ilrifa—"
"Are just words, Alamais!" Archeantus growled, nostrils flaring. "Just like the word 'Ilrifa' itself! Pointless and religious and drab and nothing!"
Alamais shook in place suddenly. One crystal lit up to her left side, and there was the flicker of a foalish effigy. Her voice whimpered to match it. "I'm so sorry, Archeantus."
Archeantus sighed. "Oh precious..." He leaned in and hugged her gently.
"There're just... so many voices..." Alamais cried, her red gloss taking on multiple pale hues. "...so many voices to parse through... and trying to find the truth amongst them all is so... so..."
"Shhhhh... it's okay. Truly, it is." He patted her shoulder and leaned the two of them back so he could smile gently into her face. "You are one of a kind, Alamais. A vessel like no other. There are bound to be some challenges along the path to ascension."
Sniffling, she looked meekly at him with multiple glowing eyes. "Will... you tell the Lord about this?"
He stared at her for a few quiet seconds. "No," he said eventually, then kissed her on the forehead. "Not until we learn more."
"We?"
"Yes, we." He smiled. "You're not alone in this. None of us are ever... ever alone." He tapped her chin. "In many we are strong."
She gulped and nodded. "In strength we are m-many."
"That is correct. Besides... this shouldn't necessarily alarm us." Adjusting his robe, Archeantus swiftly stood up. "If there is indeed a new presence arriving Farside, it'll soon become Lexxic's problem. And anything that threatens him can only be a blessing to us and our quest to bless the Lord with the Sarcophagus' treasure."
"Yes, Archeantus." Alamais nodded shakily. "But of course."
"There's a good girl."
"Shall... shall I continue searching?"
"No, darling." He trotted past her, giving her shoulder a loving pat. "You rest now. You've earned your waltz with the stars." He aimed his horn at a nearby wall. The air rang with chimes, and the glass panels of the ceiling receded... exposing Alamais and her crystals to an endless expanse of glittering constellations. "Perhaps—amongst those—you will find more savory sisters. Hmmm?"
"Hmmmmm..." Alamais laid herself back on the cushions. Her body dimmed as her face sported a delirious smile. The crystals above her lowered slightly; the ruby bands that connected them drooped over Alamais like a loose duvet. The dark organ pulsing inside of her slowed to a cool, thumping pace. Relaxed.
In the meantime, Archeantus returned to the lift. As it lowered down the tall narrow shaft, the brotherly smile from his muzzle soon faded. He glanced aside and aimed his horn at a rectangular panel attached to the translucent lift. It glowed slightly... pulsating with a voice broadcasted throughout the descending chamber.
"Praetor?""
"Commander Eutropius," Archeantus spoke firmly. "There's been a development."
"A vision from the Vessel?"
"That's between me and the Lord," Archeantus said. "Right now—set a course away from the harvest fields. We are to return to the Hesiod immediately."
"Yes, Praetor. Shall I reign in our scout vessels?"
Archeantus lingered in brief silence. "No, Commander," he said. "Send them beyond the Sarcophagus. Start scanning for anomalous souls along the fringes of the Huntlands."
"The Huntlands? But... that will take them to bloodwing territory. Beyond Petra!"
"It's a risk I'm willing to take," Archeantus said. "Tchern's been silent, wasting time and resources over this damnably mysterious 'Flux' of hers. What's more, Lexxic's forces are spread out and weak. They should be of no concern to us." He stared up through the passing floors, spotting Alamais' slumbering figure high above. "Just in case... anchor the scouts' prime souls before we disembark. Worse comes to worst, we can retrieve the most out of their legions."
"Is there a threat from Farside?"
Archeantus took a deep breath. "I don't know yet. But I must speak with the Council at the Hesiod at once. In the meantime... we must get all the information we can from the Huntlands and beyond."
"Yes Praetor. And what of the Lord?"
"Nothing's changed about that, Eutropius." Archeantus' many eyes flickered until they aligned in one blue beam. "The Lord is my responsibility. Nobody else's." As the lift reached the command floor at the base of the structure, he stared out at the burning patch of earth beyond the glass surfaces. "He gave us life. I aim to give him back ten times more." He stepped out with a flap of his robes, sneering: "I'll be damned to oblivion if there's a creature on this plane that deserves what's inside the Sarcophagus more than him."
At the Far Side
Thunder.
Shouting.
Pacing hooves and the rumble of the Firmaments.
A metal lens rotated to life. A flesh eyelid shook... quivered... then flew open, full of tears.
Flynn gasped deeply. The balding stallion stared heavenward with his one good eye.
The heavens stared back down at the Heraldite. Stars and constellations stretched for eternity. Dust clouds and galactic swirls obscured the space between the edge and boundlessness.
Flynn winced... grimaced. Gnashing his teeth, he forced himself into a sitting position.
As he rose... a ghastly sharp precipice of straight-edged granite wobbled before him, and all below was swirling tempest.
"Whoah—!" Instinctively, the unicorn scoot-scoot-scooted away from the Edge of the World... only to realize that it was actually dozens upon dozens of feet away. Flynn sat—slumped—on a stale plateau of dull blue rock... carved with a countless array of ancient grooves and scrapes. It was the hardest rock he had ever pressed his flesh against, and just staring at it made him feel as though his remaining optic nerves would rub dry. "Holy... h-h-holy siren panties..." He swallowed a lump down his throat as lightning flickered above and beyond, illuminating the fringes of perpetual night. "...all dry and crumpy-crustled..." He wiped bulbs of sweat off his light brown scalp. "We made it. We actually m-made it to—"
The stallion became aware of a severe migraine.
"Aaaugh!" Hissing, Flynn clutched his bald spot in two hooves as a weak pulse emanated from his horn. "On second thought... k-kinda wish I was on the receiving end of a Frostknifer's spear right about n-now..." Thunder rolled, and he immediately winced. "Not h-helping!" As his temples throbbed in pain, blood rushed back to his ears—and he realized he wasn't listening to thunder. "Uhm..." Weakly, Flynn craned his dizzied head to the side. "Who's shouting?"
"Big Show," rolled a deep voice from behind. "The aggrravated rrapscallion's been at it forr almost an hourr now..."
"For... for an hour?" Flynn finally turned away from the world's end. "Just how long have I been out of it, Kepler—?" He gasped, his good eye widening while his lens rotated wildly. "Holy shit! Wildcard!" He galloped over.
"It's alrright, frriend," Kepler calmly said. The wyvern knelt beside the battered, bruised, and bandaged griffon's side. He was busy wrapping gauze and a thick canvas material over the stub of Wildcard's left arm—where a prosthetic once resided. "I prromise you, it looks worrse than it trruly is."
"My arm!" Flynn wheezed, sliding up to Wildcard's side. He gawked at the missing metal apparatus. "My beautiful... beautiful arm!" His ears drooped, and the balding stallion smiled apologetically at the griffon. "Well... you know what I mean..."
Wildcard calmly shrugged... then offered a half-hearted gesture with his one good hand.
"I mean... sure, I remember things!" Flynn shuffled in place. "But I don't quite remember what took my carefully-crafted invention from you! No matter." He licked his lips as his horn glowed. "Just let me examine it and I'll be sure to fix—"
"No, brrotherr!" Kepler insisted, waving a desperate claw. "I wouldn't do that if I werre you—"
Too late. Flynn tried using magic... and the resulting jolt of pain nearly threw him backwards like a hard right hook. "Aaaaugh! Shit nuggets!" He fell hard on his flank, wincing all over. "Hoooooooo sweet baby calves..." He rubbed his weakly glowing horn. "...feels like a steamtrain just had a vodka honeymoon with my skull!"
Wildcard whistled.
"You mean you don't remember?" Kepler remarked. Sighing, the wyvern adjusted his spectacles. "I was afrraid of that. Yourr split-second herroics torre severral of the leylines affixed to yourr nerrvous system."
"You..." Flynn sucked oxygen through his teeth, afraid to so much as tap his own horn. "You m-mean I'm suffering a metanervous mana-concussion...?"
"Brrought upon by overrexerrting yourr telekinetic abilities." Kepler nodded. "Most definitely. If you sit tight and relax yourr horrn, you should rrecoverr in a day or two... if you'rre lucky..."
"This... this must be why I don't remember things."
"Focus on yourr thoughts," Kepler suggested, continuing to bandage Wildcard's limbs. "Trrace yourr shorrt terrm memorries back to the point in which you fell unconscious."
"Not all of us are meditative geniuses of Mortuana's School of Mountain Matronliness, Kepler," Flynn droned. He looked up past his cohorts. "Sometimes when we lose our minds, we just..." His jaw hung agape. "... ... ...lose our shit."
"What is it?" Kepler traced Flynn's line of sight. "Oh. That. Ha-Hah! Quite a rrremarrkable sight, yes?"
"I'll say..." Flynn exhaled.
He stared at the horizon—an act that took bending his neck... and shoulders backwards by quite a startling degree. There was no vanishing line in front of him like he was used to. Instead, if he stared straight ahead, he saw earth: rocks, valleys, mountains, canyons. All of it dark. All of it bleak. All of it shrouded in a hazy, hazy shadow and serenaded by cold and distant starlight. He could see the edges of the world—three of them, at least—only at a certain distance and beyond.
"But... but..." Flynn murmured like an infant foal. He looked to his left.
There was a discernible horizon—but he could scarcely tell where it vanished from where it solidified into upwards, bending earth. When he looked to his right, he got the absolute same sensation. The edge of the world stretched far, far away... further than either of his eyes—natural or unnatural—could scan. It was when he looked away from the world's end that he made out the edges of the rest of the world. And the rest of the world stretched upwards like a sloped wall—thousands upon tens of thousands of miles in length—until a hauntingly observable line formed the very opposite edge of that plane.
"...didn't... didn't expect..."
"To what?" Kepler calmly asked as more voices shouted in the background. "To see the terrrestrrial measurre in its entirrety? Ah! 'Tis the effect of dwelling oh-so-suddenly on the concave side of this worrld, my frriend!"
"I... I..." Flynn grimaced, his natural eye twitching as it traced the dark curve. The plane was so dark that it formed a black silhouette against endlessly swirling stars. Somehow, grasping the enormity of the world only made the entire piece of Urohringr seem even smaller. "I guess I didn't make good enough calculations." He gulped. "Without sunlight... or the direct obfuscation of the Firmaments—"
"It's like starring through the placid waterrs of a frreshly melted lake in sprring."
"Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is." Flynn jolted in place. "Wait." He raised a hoof to his face and his mechanical eye rotated, zeroing in on the blackest part of the plane's curve. "Do... do you see that?"
"Hmmm?" Kepler craned his hairy neck while tending to Wildcard. "Allow me to guess." He smirked slightly through his tusks. "Glowing lights? An otherrworrldly twinkling of sorrts?"
"Well... yeah." Flynn nodded. "Especially right in the center. I..." He looked at Kepler. "...I can't be the only one who sees it?"
Kepler shook his head. "Rainbow Dash has seen it. Ariel too."
"What is it exactly? A city of some sorts?"
"Think darrkerr, frriend."
Flynn could only wince. "... ... ...the Trinary War."
Kepler nodded slowly. "A bitterrsweet lighthouse for the path ahead, if I may darre say so."
"Yeah, well..." Flynn fumbled a hoof through his bandolier. "...good thing I brought some tools for the trip along. No need for things to ever get that bleak." He pulled out a compass and blinked at it. The needle was spinning counter-clockwise one second... then clockwise the next. "... ... ...well, that's disconcerting."
"Is it now coming back to you, brrotherr?" Kepler said, tying the last of Wildcard's bandages straight. "Ourr arrrival herre in the rrealm of chaos?"
"The Gondola. It... it had trouble along the way." Flynn stood up on wobbly hooves. He pivoted about until he saw the shattered gold remnants of the geodesic sphere in question. A platinum crate had been dragged over and it was leaking with the Herald's rattled supplies. "We... we ran into trouble." He rubbed his horn, wincing. "I... I had to save Remna and Wildcard. And..." Just then, a breath sharply left him. The stallion's ears instantly drooped. "Bard... ... ..."
Kepler and Wildcard exchanged glances. Both hung their heads. "How I wish you wouldn't have remembered that for a while, my frriend."
"How..." Flynn winced. He looked at Wildcard. "...why?"
Wildcard didn't move.
By then, the shouting had gotten so loud that it was shaking Flynn's aching skull. Groaning, he spun about and frowned into the thunderous scene. "Dammit... dammit Big Show... will you can it?! I'm trying not to die of grief and migraines over here!!!"
"Don't tell me to 'can it!'" Logan shouted. The obese stallion was pacing in angry circles, dragging the blunt end of his axe behind him—causing sparks to fly across the dead blue stone. "I'm trying to have a civil discussion with Missy McNoBalls over here!"
"'Civil'?! Hah!" Ariel scoffed. The gray coated mare hovered across from the earth pony, folding her forelimbs with an iron frown. "You're talking about cold-blooded murder!"
"Ain't nothing murderous about ridding a pest of its damned stupid neck!" Logan growled, pointing at a limp feathery figure lying on the fringes of the wrecked Gondola beside them. "If it weren't for her, we'd have made it here far more smoothely! What's more, a living breathing Divine would be on our side to ferry us all the way through this chaos festering shit-soup of a plane!" He gnashed his teeth. "But noooooo! Miss High-and-Mighty had to show her dumb beak up and ruin things! Then Miss Higher-and-Mightier had to spare her pathetic life! And right now I'm being lectured on morality by Miss-High-and-Hump-Her-Rainbowness!"
"If the Austraeoh says we're not to murder her, then as the Heraldic Seven we are bound and honored to obey!" Ariel hollered back.
"Not when it's a stupid-as-mud decision!" Logan retorted. "Look—we just went through Hell and came out the other side! And in all that time, Rainbow Dash's been banging her head against more numbskulls than the rest of us can even shake a stick at! Hello?! That's a recipe for having a screw loose if I ever heard one! No shit she's gonna crap out the wrong end every once and a while! I say we forget it and wipe a really cruddy smear off the map while we still have the eyeballs and brains to make any sense of its senselessness!"
"Are you saying that we directly ignore Rainbow Dash and exterminate Seraphimus?!"
"If we don't... we're the ones being exterminated!" Logan hollered. "It's a simple fact of life! Y'know! Facts? Farts are smelly. Grass grows. And this crazy chicken-bitch is going to stop at nothing to see us dead! So no way in Hell are we letting her go!"
"Wait..." Flynn hobbled in the direction of the arguing pair. "Seraphimus is... is..." His one good eye bulged as he regarded the unconscious figure in the shadow of Logan's axe. "Holy Hell... we brought her with us?!?"
"Yes, baldy," Logan belched aside, frowning. "We did. Or—much rather—Rainbow Dash did."
Ariel stomped her hoof. "She's our leader, Logan! And as her Eljunbyro—"
"—we're not about to abandon her by setting a psychopath from Frostknife free just so she can hunt us all down one by one and whittle the Herald away until there's only the Austraeoh left to defend herself!" Logan boomed. "Enough of us have bitten the dust as it is! Mortuana! Bard! Remna! Who's next, Ariel?! Huh?! Is it you? Gonna throw yourself in the bitch's slice-em-and-dice-em path just so your marefriend can feel better about herself?!"
"For crying out loud, Big Show, it's not that—"
"There's too much at stake now, girl!" Logan exclaimed. "The World! Urohringr... hell, all of the Urohringrs—"
"Wait. Remna?" Flynn did a double-take, grimacing. "Are you telling me that Remna's... that Axan's...?" Just then, his gaze caught a violet-scaled corpse in the distance. His one pupil shrank to a pinprick. "Oh Goddess..."
"Yes, Flynn. That's right," Logan huffed. "Axan's dead. The one ticket to the Midnight Armory that we never even knew we friggin' had... and she wasted her magical gift all on undoing this one shithead's crusade in the name of Verlaxion!" Schiiiiing! "I'd say we make it clean and we make it quick. After all—Hell—who knows?!"
"Big Show—" Ariel reached for the stallion and his axe.
Logan wielded the blade, undaunted. "She may have killed Bard too—"
Thwap! An angry talon gripped Logan's shoulder. Dark goggles glared into him, framed by Wildcard's even darker feathers.
"Oh, what?!" Logan sneered back at the three-limb'd griffon. "Gonna step up to the plate now of all times, buddy? Here! Lemme give you the axe! You can do the honors!"
"Seraphimus didn't kill Bard."
Logan and the others stumbled in place. They turned and looked up. "How do you know?"
Swooooooooosh! A blue streak touched down on petite wings. Rainbow Dash stood up straight, muscles coiling. Her short bangs billowed in the tempestuous winds of the world's edge, and the twilight beyond the firmaments glinted off dozens of fresh cuts and welts. "Applejack and Fluttershy tell me so. That's how."
"Oh. Great." Logan rolled his eyes as Rainbow Dash approached them. "Your girly-girly ghost pals suddenly vouch for Seraphimus' divine innocence!"
"They never said she was innocent," Rainbow muttered, brow furrowed.
"Rrainbow One..." Kepler reached out to her. "You arre so terrribly injurred. If you would just allow me to exam—"
Rainbow Dash shrugged him off, continuing her angry march towards Logan. "But you know who's definitely not innocent, Big Show? You. Me. Everyone here who's crazy enough to get this far to save the world that we'll go even further. And—if it takes just a tiny sliver of moral centeredness to enlist as much harmonic energy as possible to aid us in our journey, then I'm all for it. Because—you're right—we don't have a crazy huge fire dragon matriarch to make it easy for us. She did what was necessary for us to get here... and I'm not about to ruin it by having you—or anyone else—go friggin' psycho on souls for whom there's still hope!"
"Hope? Pffft!" Logan rolled his eyes. "What hope?! You heard her earlier when we were all dingleberrying off the world's edge! She's got nothing left to live for! Who says there's any hope in that?!"
"Me! Rainbow Dash flapped her wings until she was snarling in Logan's face. "I say that there's hope in that! You don't believe me. Fine. I'll toss you off the edge myself and you can go looking for the hope beyond the Firmaments!"
"Can we please stop yelling at each other," Ariel insisted.
"Harumph..." Logan folded his forelimbs as he glared back at Rainbow Dash. "Did Fluttershy feed you that idea as well?"
"As a matter of fact, no," Rainbow muttered, floating back slightly. "She's been doing all she can to dam my tears in since we landed here. It's Applejack—however—who wouldn't mind seeing your big fat butt go for a chaotic swim in the star soup!" A beat, and she winced before glaring over her shoulder. "Oh knock it off, egg head. We've been through a lot! Let me spitball!"
"Guys..." Ariel was gazing off in the distance, her wings twitching nervously.
"I swear..." Logan sneered at the petite pegasus. "I know I pledged my allegiance to you along with the rest of Mortuana's finest... but if your crazy-ass girl-scoutisms causes us to die at the end of Seraphimus' talon—"
"I'm not going to set her free to hunt us down, Big Show," Rainbow exclaimed. "We're going to tie her up and bring her with us."
"Pffffft! Oh really?!?" Logan practically cackled.
"Guys—" Ariel wheezed.
"You have a problem with that?!"
"And how on earth do you plan to make that happen, girl?!" Logan pointed at the griffon's limp arms. "She broke through the best binds that her own kind put on her! She flew to the edges of the world to slaughter you! What force on this damned earth is going to keep her foot from flying twenty thousand leagues up your butt?!"
Ariel flew in between them. "Hey!" she hollered. "Dipshits!"
Wildcard whistled shrilly.
After he was done, Ariel pointed towards the side—past the golden wreckage. "Will you look already?!"
Logan and Rainbow Dash pivoted about. Immediately, their eyes widened and their jaws dropped.
"Holy..." Logan exhaled.
"What the Hell...?" Flynn whimpered.
"My starrs and garrterrs..." Kepler breathed, adjusting his spectacles to see better.
As the Herald bore witness, a ruby light was emanating from the large battered corpse of Axan...
...and it was slowly rising towards the stars above in a frothy magenta cloud of otherworldly luminesence.
Ariel blinked. She turned to gawk at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow paled, her ears and tail drooping as she plopped down onto her flank. The mare's eyes remained locked on the ethereal glow floating slowly above the scales and bones. After a dry gulp, she murmured aside: "No, Pinkie, I... don't think that's accurate... or appropriate to say at a time like this..."
Eyes On the Prize
A roll of thunder.
Twilight Sparkle hovered in place, her ghostly ears twitching.
All alongside the mare, the rest of her friends formed an ethereal line of gawking faces. All otherworldly eyes were locked on the corpse of Axan—or more appropriately the hazy patch of ruby light levitating just above the corpse of Axan.
"What is it, Twilight?" Applejack asked in a breathy tone. She floated closest to Rainbow Dash, looking over their anchor's shoulder. "Some sort of magic spell? Perhaps a message or a vision?"
"I..." Twilight grimaced. She slowly shook her head while her eyes remained locked on the phenomenon. "I don't have any clue."
"Well, don't ya sense anythang, sugarcube?"
"There is a release of magic," Twilight said. "Mortuana's transformation spell is still dissolving all around Axan's body. But... that started back in the Gondola. This...?" She gestured nervously at the glowing cloud of ruby mist. "I can't even begin to guess."
"Maybe it's something to do with Dashie!" Pinkie Pie suggested, smiling momentarily. "She's always seeing invisible glowy stuff with her awesome eyes! What if—on this side of the pancake world—we can see the same thing to?"
"Yes—but you forget, darling..." Rarity gestured back at the rest of the Herald who were also stupefied. "Our flesh-and-blood friends see it too."
"Oh yeah..." Pinkie rubbed her scrunched nose. "Well, then, poop. Just what is this nonsense? We're only sixty minutes in and already the Dark Side is making my brain go 'kersplaatikins!'"
"I sense something," Fluttershy said.
The rest of the mares flashed her a look.
Rainbow Dash leaned in. "What is it, Fluttershy?"
Ariel and Wildcard glanced over curiously.
"It's... hard to say," Fluttershy stammered. "It's... it's almost as if Remna..." She winced, then corrected herself. "As if Axan is still here."
"But she ain't," Applejack declared. "You felt the candle of her dragon life flicker to nothin' earlier—didn't ya? Just like all the brave bat ponies back up in the fight with the Frostknifers?"
Pinkie Pie raised a hoof. "Don't you mean back down in the fight with the Frostknifers?"
Applejack glared daggers at her. "T'ain't the time, sugarcube..."
"I know that she's dead," Fluttershy admitted with a nod. "I felt her life slipping away shortly after we all landed here on the Dark Side. Even still." She bit her bottom lip. "I... I feel now as though she's here. Or... perhaps a part of her."
"Where do you sense it, Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asked.
Fluttershy merely pointed.
Rainbow's eyes reflected the lingering ruby cloud. Her ears folded back in nervous contemplation.
"This sort of a thing never happened back on the Light Side," Rarity declared. "So why here?"
"Oooh!" Pinkie Pie did a ghostly hop in place. "Maybe it always happens with Divine Matriarchs!"
Applejack looked at Rainbow. "Did this sort of a thang happened with Nevrem... Neville... Newark—?"
"Nevlamas?" Rainbow shook her head. "No. But... like Rarity said... we are on the Dark Side."
"Soooooooooo..." Pinkie Pie rubbed her fuzzy ghost-nose. "...death has a pretty glittery shadow over here?"
Ariel floated closer. "Rainbow?" Her voice was calm and soothing as she rested a friendly hoof on Rainbow's shoulder. "Talk to us. What are your best-besties saying?"
"Fluttershy... senses something from that hazy light," Rainbow Dash said. "Sure, she felt it when Axan died. But she's saying that she's still sensing Axan now."
"She's sensing Axan???"
"Just... faintly." Rainbow sighed out her nostrils. "Honestly, Ariel, I don't understand it much myself. And from the sound of it—neither does she." She glanced over her shoulder, then looked directly at Ariel. "Tell me. Do you see any ruby lights floating around me?"
Ariel looked at Axan's corpse, then back to the air surrounding Rainbow Dash. "Not at all, Rainbow."
Rainbow sighed again. "Ah well..."
"Why?"
"I dunno." Rainbow folded her forelimbs and leaned back on her haunches. "For a second there—I was kinda sorta hoping you and the rest of the Herald could finally see my friends."
"Currious..." Kepler shuffled over, adjusting his spectacles. "Might you be implying that the starrk contrrast between harrmony and chaos may allow us a glance into the afterrlife herre on the Darrk Side?"
Rainbow stifled a bittersweet chuckle. "You're a crazy wyvern, Kep. You know that?" She gestured at Axan's corpse yet again. "For all we know, her dragon blood could just be releasing magical hemoglobin burps—"
Ariel suddenly gasped and clasped Rainbow's forelimb. "Rainbow Dash!"
"Huh?" Rainbow blinked. "What?" She looked at her fetlock in Ariel's grasp—and it was glowing in multiple places. "Uhm..."
"Whoah nelly!" Applejack gasped, clutching the brim of her hat.
"Oh wow!" Twilight Sparkle floated closer. "Rainbow, don't move!"
The pegasus was already locked in place. She and Ariel gawked at an array of glowing bands clinging to Rainbow's person.
"Okay..." Pinkie Pie squinted. "Why is Dashie becoming a night light?"
"Do... do you feel okay, Rainbow?" Fluttershy asked.
"I... feel just fine..." Rainbow looked at her limbs and tail. "Just... trying to understand—"
"Yourr injurries, Rrainbow One," Kepler said.
"Huh?"
Kepler pointed with a claw. "Look again."
Rainbow and Ariel took a calm moment to reexamine what they were looking at. It became evident that Rainbow was only glowing in the various spots of her body where she had been wounded. More specifically—
"It's the blood," Flynn said from a few paces away. He waved a fetlock—where a shallow cut sustained in the Gondola's arrival was now glowing with faint luminescence. "Behold..."
Shivering, Ariel looked at herself. A dim light emanated from her shallow bruises.
Logan glanced at himself... then at Seraphimus' figure lying a few meters away. "How come we weren't all glowy early?"
"Who knows?" Flynn remarked. "Maybe it... took us a while to acclimate to the Dark Side."
Wildcard was glowing the most out of the group; his feathers and flesh were grazed and nicked in over two dozen places. The Desperado peaked under a fresh bandage, and it was like slipping kerosene into a lamp. With his one good arm, he raised Bard's staff into view. Stained splotches of blood pulsated dimly under the starlight.
"Okay..." Rainbow Dash took a shuddering breath. "Take note: our blood glows in the dark on this side of the Plane."
"But..." Rarity grimaced. Hard. "Why?"
"I can think of several possible explanations," Twilight Sparkle remarked. "But I'd need more information before I could effectively draw—"
"Girls!" Fluttershy gasped. "Rainbow!" She pointed above Axan's corpse. "Look!"
Rainbow spun about to see that the ruby haze had thinned slightly. What's more... it was shifting... drawing away like a cloud. The motion wasn't jerky or sudden; nothing indicated intelligence or purpose. However, the gentle sway in its movement increased in speed—as if an invisible wind was pushing it away from the Edge. The speed picked up even more, and the ruby light ribboned out... almost becoming a beam of red energy. Before anything else could happen, the glowing luminescence sank into the stone earth... vanishing completely.
"Did... did you see that?!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"I most certainly did!" Rarity stammered breathily. "It... it was almost as though it was headed somewhere!"
"Into the earth?" Applejack suggested.
"No," Twilight shook her head. "I mean—yes—but not just that." She turned to look at Rainbow Dash. "It was headed away from the Edge... quite obviously."
"Where could it be going?" Fluttershy asked.
At this point, Rainbow Dash was staring out... and upwards at the curved landscape yawning before them. Her eyes traveled up... up... up.
"This... this is nuts," Ariel could be heard rambling in the background. "What's going on in this friggin' place?"
"I suspect we will eventually discoverr forr ourrselves," Kepler remarked.
"We should live that long," Logan muttered. The anger in his voice had dissolved almost entirely.
Twilight Sparkle leaned in towards Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow... I know this is all a lot to take in. But I have to ask..." Her lavender brow furrowed. "Do you have the vision?"
Rainbow murmured out the side of her muzzle as she stared into the bent horizon. "Vision?"
"Yaerfaerda? Utaan? Anything?" Rainbow gulped. "It was you who guided us to the Gondola at the edge of the world to begin with. Maybe... erm..." She fidgeted. "I-I guess I was hoping that maybe the powers given to Austraeoh could be of aid to us here too..."
Rainbow exhaled. "I do see something..."
The rest of the ghostly mares perked up.
"Well...?" Twilight pressed her hooves together. "What is it? A beacon? More entrances to the machine world?"
Rainbow slowly shook her head. She stretched her hoof upwards at an angle, pointing at a fixed spot in the very dead center of the dark plane. "I see it."
The rest of the mares—and the Herald even—peered after Rainbow's gesture. But they were at a loss to see what Rainbow was referring to.
"What?" Rarity asked. "What do you see, darling?"
Rainbow Dash shuddered. Her eyes locked on a tiny, infinitesimal speck of gold. And even though it was too impossibly far away for her natural vision to ever conceivably take into account... she was certain—on the inside—that the speck was shaped like a pyramid.
"What else?" she murmured.
Concerning Lights in Darkness
"You can see the Midnight Armory, Rainbow?!" Twilight Sparkle gaped. "All the way from this edge of the plane? That's virtually impossible!"
"Nothing's impossible for Dashie!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, sticking a ghostly tongue out. "You should know that by now, oh ye of little kaizo!"
"Remember..." Rarity raised a hoof, smiling thoughtfully. "She swore she sensed the Midnight Armory—at least in part—while we were up on the Light Side. Through the earth itself, if I recall."
"Yeah... but..." Rainbow Dash fidgeted, continuing to stare at the heart of the curved horizon. "...I wasn't so certain at the time. But now..."
"Seem's sportin' of yer Austraeoh powers to let you see that sort of a thang, Rainbow," Applejack said.
"Remember the last Seed?" Fluttershy suggested. "You... you went inside the tower above the maelstrom, not knowing what you would find. When you came out... you saw a golden beacon leading to where the gondola was."
"So this sight is cut from the same cloth!" Pinkie Pie chirped. "Sight cloth! Fits like a glove! Heehee!"
"Hrmmm..." Rarity hummed, following Rainbow's line of sight. "I do appreciate textile analogies more than the average pony, but let's not jump to enthusiastic conclusions here, Pinkie Pie."
"Awwwwwwwwww! Don't be a poopy marshmallow!"
"What I'm just trying to say..." Rarity sighed, then floated closer to their anchor. "...is that we simply don't know what Rainbow is seeing. These blasted Austraeoh powers—albeit useful—have proven time and time again to be anything but predictable."
"Rarity..." Applejack glared at her with razor-straight eyebrows. "It's a pyramid-shaped speck of golden light sittin' smack-dab in the center of the Dark Side. What the hay else could it be?"
"Well, I don't know!" Rarity tossed her ghostly hooves. "For all we care it could be something else that Utaan or Yaerfaerda or Celestia-knows-what is pointing our beloved Rainbow to!"
"I must admit," Twilight said, tapping her chin in thought. "The Midnight Armory is the simplest goal at this point." She looked back at her fellow companions. "And if everything we've learned about Austraeoh and its connection to harmony in this world maintains the ongoing pattern—"
"Rarity's right," Rainbow Dash suddenly said. "Let's... not jump to conclusions. I've barely gotten used to touching the floor here."
"It's... just so amazing," Fluttershy cooed, staring down at the dull blue stone. She phased a fetlock through it and murmured, "The actual Dark Side of the world... and we're actually here..."
"Yeah, well..." Rainbow Dash looked at her cuts and scrapes—all of which continued to glow brighter and brighter. "...one freaky thing at a time, Flutters."
"Oh gosh..." Fluttershy nibbled on the edge of a hoof. "Just why is Rainbow's blood doing that?"
"Ain't just Rainbow," Applejack said, reminding the others. "The same thang's happening with her buddies."
"Also Seraphimus!" Pinkie Pie pointed at the randomly-glowing body lying unconscious to the side.
Applejack sighed heavily. "Eeeyup. Her too."
"We're all from the Light Side," Twilight said. She blinked. "Or—rather—we were all born on the Light Side." She cocked her head aside. "I wonder if that has anything to do with it."
"You're certain you're not sensing anything out of the ordinary, darling?" Rarity asked.
Twilight shook her head. "We're not... enchanted by something... if that's what you're wondering."
Fluttershy nodded. "We're just as alive here as we were on the other side of the world before taking the plunge."
"Well, most of us," Pinkie added with a wince.
The mares shuddered. Their eyes wandered over to the dormant corpse of Axan. Thunder rolled in the distance as a cold wind continually pelted the moist stonescape.
"That light... just now..." Applejack tilted her hat back. Her brow furrowed. "...you reckon that was her spirit?"
"I..." Twilight Sparkle bit her bottom lip. "I-I think it was some other kind of phenomenon."
"Really, Twilight?" Applejack looked at her. "She just died here on the Dark Side—a land brimmin' with chaos and shadow. You dun think that maybe... just maybe... there's somethin' more to it?"
"But... but..." Twilight exhaled through clenched teeth as she shook her head. "It's such a wild speculatory conclusion to make, Applejack! What if the heat signature of a dragon simply manifests itself differently on this plane! It doesn't necessarily have to involve—"
"Do we or do we not make our ways to the Harmonic Plains after we die?" Applejack asked.
"Well... I mean..." Twilight Sparkle fidgeted in mid-hover. "Princess Celestia always maintained that... th-that..." She gulped. "That is, most Equestrian cultures are of the belief—"
"So what's the stretch, then?" Applejack remarked with a shrug. "If it's the most likely possibility, then shouldn't we consider that we're witnessin' somethin' in the living flesh that folks on the Light Side have only ever dreamt about for centuries?"
Twilight gulped. "I don't like what the thought is stretching to, Applejack."
Applejack said nothing.
"But Twilight..." Rarity looked at her. "As a researcher and a scientist... shouldn't you have an open mind? Shouldn't you consider all possibilities?"
"I do," Twilight insisted. She shook her head while gazing forlornly at Axan's corpse. "I still don't like it."
"If... if that was Axan's spirit," Pinkie Pie murmured in a hauntingly melancholic voice. "...then where did it go?"
Thunder.
Rainbow Dash stood still, breathing intently.
A heavy set of hoofsteps shuffled to a stop behind her. "So... uh..." Logan cleared his throat. "You and the girls done deliberating?"
Rainbow swallowed. "Far from it, Big Show." She reexamined the glowing wounds on her forelimb. "At this rate... I'm not sure we're ever going to stop."
"Any light you have to shed on us and... uh... these weird lights would be killer."
Rainbow merely clenched her teeth.
"Sorry." Logan sighed, kicking at the cold stone beneath them. "I don't mean to rush you—"
"No. We..." Rainbow sighed, turning away from Axan. "We need to get moving sooner than later."
"This is all a crazy shock to take in, Rainbow. For all of us—I mean. And..." Logan exhaled heavily once again. "I'm sorry also for... y'know... being a total butthead back there."
"You're concerned for the party. It's cool—"
"No it ain't." Logan frowned. "I'm just so..." His leg muscles tensed and untensed. "...so... friggin' pissed. But—thing is—I know I'm not the only one."
Rainbow was silent.
"If you believe there's a reason for sparing Frostknife's favorite turkey buzzard... then that's fine. Ain't my place to talk you down. You're the Austraeoh and—if the whole world's salvation rests in your hooves—then why not add a griffin to the mix?"
"I appreciate your objections, Big Show," Rainbow muttered, glancing at him sideways. "I... understand why you would not want to keep her around."
"You're allowed to be pissed off at her too, y'know."
"It doesn't matter," Rainbow said.
No response.
"We just... gotta find a way to get her bound up all nice and tight... so she won't hurt anypony. Including herself." Rainbow pivoted about to face the wreckage of the Gondola. She rose her voice to speak above the howling winds. "Then we gotta go back in there and salvage all we can. Some of the golden metal snapped off. Maybe we can use them to create a wagon or a sled of some sort... so we can carry all of the supplies. Once Flynn gets his magic working again—"
Logan's large hoof rested on Rainbow's shoulder. "Rainbow..."
She blinked.
He continued, "I may not have liked Remna very much. Hell... a lot of us definitely hated her guts at one point or another. But you're the reason for this journey. And if you need time... you've got it."
"It... doesn't... matter," Rainbow snarled. She leaned away from his hoof. "All we need to do is keep moving. We know our destination. My girls and I are almost certain I can see it. Every moment we spend here is just wasted ti—"
Rainbow's words, her frown, her very breathing—all of it melted away the moment she felt Ariel floating up from behind and hugging her in a soft, warm embrace. Rainbow's pupils shrank as she stared out into the starry expanse.
Fluttershy, Pinkie, and the rest closed in. "Rainbow..." Fluttershy sniffled. "Would it help if we cried first?"
Rainbow clenched her teeth. She fought it, but the Firmaments were less forgiving on this side of the plane. The elements blew right through her. "She g-gave me so much... and yet she t-took so much away. And yet... I couldn't be h-here without her help. Or without...without..." She shut her eyes as the tears sprang loose. A whimper or two later, and Rainbow was burying her face into Ariel's forelimbs. "I'm sorry... I-I didn't mean to take Bard from you guys. I... I understand now what Axan d-did... but Bard?" A sob, and she was shaking now. "Wildcard... Ariel... everyone—I'm so sorry. I hoped it would have gone better... so m-much better... but now I d-don't know what to hope for..."
"It's not your fault, Rainbow," Ariel murmured, sniffling herself.
"Barrd was brrave, and he knew what was at stake," Kepler said, shuffling closer. "Axan too. They believed in you... and so do we."
"You... you will regret it," Rainbow cried as Ariel hugged her. "I swear—"
"That'll be for us to decide," Flynn said with a soft smile. "For right now—and forever—you're stuck with us. That's a promise."
Rainbow felt like protesting—but then she felt the soft feathers of Wildcard as he came in to join Ariel in the hug. That's when she lost it entirely, and it took the collective circle of the Herald to keep her steady in the tearful minutes to follow. Her ghostly friends—and the stars—looked on.
They wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.
So Few Even Know
Five pairs of ghostly eyes traced the shadowed edge where the horizon ended in the epic distance above them. A terrestrial black swath ate at the cosmic swirls beyond, and everything in between the far end and that very spot was darkness. There was the occasional splotch of dim luminesence: a river of firelight twinkling off several unknown continents away. But—for the most part—the landscape bending ahead of Rainbow and her friends was darker than dark. The presence of stars flanking the plane—afforded to their peripheral thanks to their position at the very edge—made everypony feel even smaller.
"It's so enormous," Fluttershy murmured. "And yet—when you take it all in at once—it seems so small."
Applejack whistled. "Reckon so."
"How come we can't see it all like this on the other side?" Pinkie Pie remarked.
"Because, darling," Rarity explained, "The world was constantly curving away from us when we lived in Equestria."
Pinkie Pie squinted, rubbed her head, then squinted again. "... ... ...I don't get it."
"On a convex plane, the rest of the world is obscured beyond the vanish point and—" Rarity went cross-eyed, then sighed to herself. "Why do I even bother?"
"Wait!" Pinkie Pie waved a hoof. "I think I get it! It's like a cockroach getting lost on the outer ring of a doughnut!"
Rarity beamed. "Exactly, Pinkie! Once again, you never cease to ama—" She suddenly winced, drawing her forelimbs daintily to her ghostly chest. "Wait... j-just how often did cockroaches make contact with the treats back in Sugarcube Cor—???"
"Let it rest, Rarity," Applejack muttered. "You ain't got the same stomach y'all had then."
"Mmmmmm..." Rarity squeaked with a noticeable shudder. "Don't s-say things like that, Applejack!"
"But it's true."
"I don't care!" Rarity tilted her nose up. "I aim to reclaim my vital organs when all this is said and done." She suddenly gasped. "OooOooOooh! Perhaps our bodies will be even better once we bring the Harmonic Prism back to Equestria?! I could certainly do with a pointier horn, how about you, Twilight?" She batted her eyelashes. "It goes so fashionably well with sunhats."
"A lot of time has gone by, Rarity," Twilight said, staring up at the furthest end of the curved plane with squinting eyes. "Odds are Canterlot fashion has gone through several seasons."
"Well..." Rarity slumped with a frown. "Did I just get off the Barge of the Damned and Depressed or what?"
"Sorry, Rarity," Twilight murmured, continuing to gaze skyward-and-earthward at the same time. "I just... can't get over how wrong this feels."
"Wrong?" Fluttershy gulped. "H-how so?"
"The furthest edge of the plane." Twilight pointed. "I can see it."
"Yeah?" Pinkie Pie dug into her ghost ear. "So?"
"Well... it shouldn't be possible," Twilight snorted. "Considering the thick atmospheric layers that must surely be collecting along the curvature of the plane..." She glanced back at their anchor. "...the gas should refract light far too much for such a piece of the earth to be visible to the naked eye from so far away!"
Rainbow Dash was wrapping the last length of a bandage around her forelimb. In so doing, she obscured the last exposed wound suffered from the battle on the Light Side. The glowing dissipated altogether, masking Rainbow and her ghostly mares in the penumbra of starlight.
She tilted her head up to meet Twilight's gaze. "The Firmaments were placed here by the alicorns to protect the Light Side—just like the Sun and Moon. We know this."
"Yeah! But even still—!"
Rainbow raised her bandaged hoof. "Before you even start, Twi." Her brow furrowed. "... ... ...do you honestly expect all things in an ancient realm exposed to pure chaos to function just like you'd expect? Even scientifically?"
"... ... ..." Twilight Sparkle sank beside Rarity. "I'm not sure I can handle this." Her teeth chattered. "Everything I ever learned at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns... to think that it's all out the window."
"I dunno 'bout y'all," Applejack said, tilting her hat back. "But I plum lost any semblance of familiarity the first moment I saw ponies in Rohbredden fixin' to kill each other."
"Well, of course, Applejack," Twilight muttered. "We all had to struggle with the morality of this situation."
"Some longer than others," Fluttershy said.
Rarity and Twilight winced.
"Wooo!" Pinkie waggled her eyebrows. "Look at the tail extensions on you, girrrrrrl!"
"Yes, well..." Fluttershy fidgeted with her forelimbs, although she didn't look even remotely ashamed. "It had to be said."
"Maybe..." Applejack fanned herself with her hat. "...I'm a mite big lucky I didn't pop out of the Vanilla Zone until the very last second."
"We all had our struggles to deal with, AJ," Rainbow said. "Let's not pretend otherwise."
"Yeah, but it's all simple now, right?" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "We made it past Verlax and her army of meanie-pants in Rohbredden! Now all we gotta do is jog to the Midnight Armory, grab the Prism, then hop-skip-and-jump back!"
"There's a Trinary War in effect, Pinkie!" Twilight grumbled. "Remember? Three giant armies killing everything in their path in a death struggle for the Armory?!"
"Yeah, so?" Pinkie stuck her tongue out. "We just avoid those cranky melon fudges!" She chuckled in Rainbow's direction. "Sorry to steal from you without asking."
"It's okay, Pinkie." Rainbow gulped. "And—more to the point—there's Luna knows what waiting for us between here and our golden destination. Never mind the factions of the Trinary War."
"Well..." Pinkie's ears folded. "...I said it'd be simple... I didn't say it would be easy."
"How... uhm..." Fluttershy bit her lip. "...how are we going to get back to Equestria?"
"Oh Goddess..." Rarity grimaced. "Fluttershy makes a good point." She looked at Rainbow. "We can't very well go back the same way we came, can we?"
"Maybe..." Rainbow tightened her bandages,wincing slightly. "Maybe not. I dunno." She looked behind her at the cosmos lingering beyond the windblown precipice. "The Emeraldinians weren't the only ones to cross over. Someway—somehow—the Dark Vigil carried an entire civilization of Lunar Imperialists over to the Dark Side."
"And don't forget Chrysalis and her hive!" Twilight exclaimed.
"The alicorns also visited this side," Fluttershy said. "Right?"
"I don't know, Fluttershy," Twilight remarked. "I don't think Luna or Celestia have been to the Midnight Armory since it was first planted there by their forbearers. And all others—like Whitemane and Mortuana and Onyxxus—only made it as far back as the edge on the Light Side."
"Oh." Fluttershy stared woefully at the ground beneath them.
"Duaaaaaaaaah!" Pinkie gasped through an epiphanous smile. "The Divines! Endrax!" She grinned in Twilight's face. "A dragon matriarch got us to the Dark Side! Maybe Endrax can do us a favor and bring us back!"
"Uhhhhhhhh..." Twilight leaned away from Pinkie, wincing. Her eyes darted aside. "You want to handle this one, Rainbow? Or should I?"
Rainbow Dash stood up on aching limbs. "Mrmfff... I think the Herald and I are on our own with this one, Pinkie."
"But—"
"After all, Verlax went searching for Endrax." Rainbow sighed. "And we all know what happened to her."
"Yes... but still..." Pinkie cocked her head innocently to the side. "A big meanie dragon like Axan turned good after doing super horrible things to a bunch of ponies. Who says someone like Endrax can't do the same?"
Applejack and Rarity exchanged thoughtful glances.
Rainbow took a breath. "I don't know... at least—I don't know enough to bet on it." She gazed up at the dark plane's curve once again. "This is the Dark Side. It's way... waaaaaaaaaay different from anything I've ever experienced or faced before." She gulped. "Just... who knows what we're going to run into?"
"Then... do we even know how we are going to get back?" Fluttershy murmured.
Rainbow slowly shook her head. "I've no clue, Flutters. But—then again—I also had no clue before I touched the Utaan symbol. What's to say I won't learn a new way to go beyond once we've gotten the Prism?"
Silence.
The six souls continued staring at the dark swath.
"Whereabouts—would you say—is Equestria?" Rarity asked.
"From everything we've learned from Luna, Whitemane, and Mortuana," Twilight stated. "I'd say it's safe to bet that it's directly opposite of the Midnight Armory."
"Then... in a way... we're looking at Equestria right now?" Rarity stated.
"I suppose you could say that."
Rarity exhaled through a bittersweet smile. "I wonder what they're all up to now... everypony in the sun..."
"It could be night for them, Rares—" Applejack said.
"Bah! Of course, I realize that! Even still... how remarkably odd..." Rarity cooed. "Very soon we will be treading under their very hooves—trying to save each and every one of them—and only a handful of mortals on the Light Side even know it."
"Yeah, well..." Rainbow Dash's nostrils flared as she turned to face her ghostly companions. "Let's work on a way that every pony born after us will know about it. Ya dig?"
"How?" Pinkie said.
"How else? We go ea—" Rainbow winced. Hard. "Forward. We... uh... go forward..."
"Reckon we should pack our things, then," Applejack said.
"Yes. But..." Twilight pivoted about to gaze sympathetically at Rainbow. "Are you sure that you're ready, Rainbow?"
"Nope." Rainbow spun about with a flick of a short tail. "Which is why we should get going."
"Better fetch the Herald, Sugarcube."
"Stop being ahead of me, AJ," Rainbow Dash muttered in mid-trot. "You're not that psychic."
For the Voyage Ahead
"Mrmmmfff..." Flynn clenched his teeth, aiming a flickering horn at a stack of gold metal shards. "Mrmmmfff... almost... g-got it... m-moving...!"
Kepler shuffled past him with a bundle of supplies over his hairy flank. "Has yourr herroic horrn recoverred, good frriend?"
"Well... erm..." Flynn fidgeted in place. Thunder rolled over the sterile precipice as he murmured, "Almost—but not fully—"
"Then save yourr telekinetic strrength!" Kepler commanded as he began assembling a crude sled out of their gathered materials. "If you shatterr yourr connection to leylines completely, then you might neverr cast magic everr again!"
"But I want to help!" Flynn frowned. "We're set to take off at any moment and the Herald can't afford for any of us to slack off—"
Heavy hoofsteps. "How're your muscles, baldy?" Logan asked, glaring down at him. "Still sore?"
"Well... n-no, actually—"
"Good." Thwump! Logan dumped a bunch of alchemic equipment over the unicorn's backside. "You wanna help? Throw out all the crap we don't need and pack up all the stuff we do need all neat and tight."
"But—"
"But what?" Logan arched an eyebrow. "You think—where we're going—we're gonna rely on your sparkly brain noodle alone? Pffft. This is the Dark Side, creampuff. Gotta brute force our way towards the horizon 'cuz it is literally all uphill from now on!"
Flynn pouted, carrying the alchemic equipment over towards where an assortment of supplies had been gathered. "I am not a creampuff."
"I'll believe it when I see some sweat kiss the twilight, buckaroo!" Logan spat, marching away. "You've got several dozen spent moonrocks to cast off! Knock 'em out!"
Kepler was waiting for Logan over by the strips of harmonic gold. "I've gatherred all I could carrry from the Gondola..."
"Well done, Kep," Logan said with a nod. "Just tell me where the heavy-as-crud stuff is and I'll haul it on over."
"To what end?" Kepler's spectacles reflected a pulse of lightning as he looked over at the remains of the Gondola. "Is not ourr intent to pack light? Surrely you can't carrry so much alicorrn metal..."
"I'd like to give it the ol' college try."
"If you must overexerrt yourrself, dearr frriend, best to do it herre than countless days laterr." Kepler's hairy brow furrowed. "While we arre in mid-trravel."
"I don't think I'll be the only one drawing the supplies."
"What arre you thinking?"
Logan tapped his chin in thought. "I'll haul the heavier stuff—like our medicine, the remaining rune stone gifts from Bleak's Plummet..."
Kepler smirked. "Ourr food supplies?"
"Shuddup, walrus." Logan gestured. "Leave the bare essentials to me."
"Then what will we need a second sled forr?"
Logan's nostrils flared. "What else?"
Kepler looked over to where Seraphimus lay dormant. "Ah. But of courrse. I suspect we can't allow herr to fly, much less trrot."
"I'd say pack a few non-essentials with her and then we've got ourselves a caravan," Logan said. "If... that's what the Austraeoh wants."
"Indeed she does."
"Now... I'm strong and all... but..." Logan shifted where he stood. "I sure as heck can't bend alicorn metal. Something tells me we're gonna have to arrange these metal planks as uniformly as we can and fasten them tightly together."
"I think I have yourr idea neatly picturred in my mind."
"Do you really?" Logan smiled sheepishly. "Because I sure as Hell can't draw a blueprint to save my butthole."
"Ha-Hah!" Kepler waved him off. "Go and fetch the largerr planks, brrotherr! Leave the engineerring to me!"
"Thanks, Kepler." Logan trotted off. "I'd ask Flynn, but I'd rather him feel as useless as possible for as long as possible."
"I heard that!" a voice cracked amidst the thunder.
"Then..." Kepler tappec his furry chin, speaking to himself. "...the next thing on our agenda is deciding prrecisely who shoulderrs guarrd-duty..."
"You can't be serious," Ariel stammered.
Wildcard merely gave a vehement nod. He gestured as well as he could with one arm—which caused him to teeter off-balance towards his left.
Ariel reached out and caught him. "Look at you, for Goddess' sake!" She frowned as thunder rolled above them. "You're on three limbs and a prayer!"
Wildcard stretched and unstretched his wings.
"And we are not making you walk on your feathertips the entire way!" Ariel huffed. "If anyone should be drawing Seraphimus' sled and watching over her, it should be Big Show!"
Wildcard gave her a blank goggled look.
"I don't care if he's the strongest among us! Two of us can draw the bigger pack of supplies if we have to! You, though? You're in no condition to watch over Seraphimus!" Ariel folded her forelimbs. "If that batshit crazy fascist gets free again—you'll be the first thing that stands in her way!"
"...good thing he's the best equipped to deal with her," Rainbow Dash said, hovering into the conversation.
Ariel gave her a double-take. "Are you serious?"
"Jee. I said what I meant, didn't I?"
"Have you noticed that Wildcard here is missing a talon? He's only three-fourths griffin right now."
"Ariel, please." Rainbow gave her a bitter smirk. "A dude's feeling."
"This is no laughing matter."
"Good. Because I'm not telling a joke." Rainbow turned to face Wildcard. "You and the Commander of the Talon go way back, right?"
Wildcard took a shuddering breath. At last, he gave a sincere nod.
"Then that makes you our ace in the hole," Rainbow said. "You two have history together. If anyone in the Herald can convince her to see reason once she's come to—it's you."
"Uhm... excuse me, but..." Ariel leaned her head in. "What good is reason when you've got a complete psychopath on your hooves?"
"Nevertheless, Wildcard's volunteered. Who else would be drawing the sled that Seraphimus is on? Me?" Rainbow Dash suffered a cold shudder. "I think the further we keep me from that griffin when she wakes, the better." She pointed at Wildcard's missing prosthetic. "And we're blessed to have eggheads like Flynn and Kepler with us. If anyone can fashion Wildcard here a temporary walking-stick until they can craft a proper prosthetic, it's them."
"Still, Rainbow... I think this whole idea is messed up," Ariel said. She winced slightly. "No offense."
"I hear ya, girl."
"I mean... hasn't Wildcard here been through enough?"
Rainbow looked at the griffin. Her eyes rested on the bo-staff lying across his back, still stained in blood. A faint glow twinkled between the feathers.
"If Wildcard wants to guard Seraphimus, I am not about to argue with him," Rainbow Dash said. "And that's the end of it."
Wildcard bowed ever so slightly.
A heavy sigh escaped Ariel's muzzle. "Fiiiiine... but then..." She gestured at Seraphimus. "...what—exactly—are we going to do to keep Sleeping Beauty in check? I mean, the chumps on the Light Side tried to bind her—and they failed."
"Hmmmm..." Rainbow Dash slicked her bangs back. She gazed at the ruined Gondola, then at the spot where Seraphimus lay. "Why do hard work..." She smirked. "...when the alicorns have done all the labor for you centuries ago?"
"I must say, Rainbow..." Flynn reached in with both hooves, licking his lips. "...this was some pretty smart thinking."
"Is it?" Rainbow sweated, fussing with a length of metal cable. "Is it really?" She and Flynn leaned back, wiping their brow. "Because it looks pretty dumb to me."
Before them, Seraphimus' body had been bound in six places. Her arms and legs had been drawn behind her back, and her wings were coiled tightly together. Every single limb was entangled in a complex array of metal cords—and each of the cords wound their way to a series of straight golden rods fetched from the collapsed Gondola. The rods acted like splints, rigidly holding Seraphimus in place like a multi-layered griffin sandwich. It was obvious from looking at the job that the Talon member would have very... very little room to move once she awoke... which is just what Rainbow and Flynn intended. Lying on the side of a hastily-crafted sled, Seraphimus resembled a delicious slice of cat-bird meat pressed tightly between two slices of golden bread.
"Dumb, it may be. But so long as dumb works..." Flynn shrugged. "...then it's more than fine in my book." He looked at her. "I'll be sure to triple-check that the cords are taut once my magic works again."
"Good stallion," Rainbow said. "Getting her to eat and use the bathroom is going to be one heck of a challenge, but we'll deal with that when we get to it."
"Or Wildcard will deal with it."
"Heh. Yeah. Exactly." Rainbow's ear twitched, and her muzzle scrunched. "'What's the safe word???' Tchh..." She frowned into empty space. "AJ, get Pinkie to shut up, please. Thanks."
"Kepler and Logan should be done with the supplies soon," Flynn explained. "And I've neatly sorted through the runes that the sarosians gave us."
"Do we have enough ammo for the trip ahead?"
"I... can't say how powerful the lunar enchantments are... at least not until my horn is back to normal," Flynn said. "But we have a sizeable amount of kersplodey rocks at our disposal."
Rainbow breathed in. "Cool."
"But... only two boomsticks."
Rainbow exhaled. "Cool enough... I guess."
"Would you rather have none?"
"Nope. Not on your life." Rainbow turned and gazed away from the world's edge. The tiny golden speak lingered slightly above the visual terrain. "I've got Ariel surveying the landscape eas—er... I mean ahead of us."
"I've been meaning to talk to you about that," Flynn said. "The compass doesn't work out here. I doubt any other conventional navigation would help us either."
"Lemme guess. The stars are all different."
Flynn nodded. "Completely. We might have to invent our own means of directions."
"But... we're essentially going west now, right?" Rainbow looked sideways at the unicorn. "I mean... compared to how we were going?"
"In relation to where the Edge was on the Light Side? Well, sure, Rainbow... but I'm not sure that metric's going to help us much now." He gestured. "Once we get barely one-fourth of the way into the shadowed madness, we're gonna have the horizon stretching wildly in all directions... at least from our perspective."
"We'll still know which horizons lead to the edges, right? I mean... all we gotta do is look up."
"Certainly." Flynn nodded. "But how easily might we lose track of where we came from with where we're headed?"
"Uhhhhh..." Rainbow fidgeted slightly. "...leave bread crumbs?"
"Heh..." Flynn smiled awkwardly. "Considering how far we've got to go between here and the Armory, we'd starve before we made it one tenth of the way." He gulped. "I hate to make things sound dire, but we're going to need to take our time and forage around the landscape. Try and find wood for fire. Food for eating. Resources for making a mobile shelter. And we gotta find it all pretty darn quick."
Rainbow's body shrank as she exhaled. "I guess I was... just fooling myself in thinking we could wing it to the Armory and zip right back, huh?"
"Even without a Trinary War to deal with, I wouldn't be surprised if..." Flynn cleared his throat. "...if it's years before we manage to see the Sunrise again, Rainbow."
Rainbow nodded. "Here's hoping awesomeness outlasts youth."
"I'm with you on that one."
"Still..." Rainbow flapped her wings and ascended towards the twilight. "...I'd better check up with Ariel. If this crazy friggin' trip is going to start, then we'd better figure out a path to take."
"We'll be ready when you are, Rainbow!" Flynn called out after her.
Kepler shuffled up, and the first thing he did was stare at Seraphimus' bound figure. "My oh my... you cerrtainly crreated a worrk of arrt with the alicorrn metal."
"Yup." Flynn sighed. "That we did."
"Still..." Kepler winced, staring at the weighty golden bars holding Seraphimus' unconscious body down. "...do you think we'rre overrdoing it a bit?"
A beat.
Flynn's fetlock slapped Kepler upside the hairy head.
Kepler blinked. "Rright." He straightened his spectacles and marched off. "Ahem. I shall go and assist Wildcarrd in crrafting a walking stick."
Just a Short Survey
Ariel levitated at a high altitude, peering into the grand black curve of the world. The twilight above cast a silver sheen across the gray tips of her fuzzy ears.
It wasn't long until a prismatic shape was hovering at her side. Rainbow Dash's pendant glinted as she pivoted slightly to face Ariel.
"So... how's it looking to you?"
Ariel exhaled slowly. "Well... I never thought I'd hear myself say this... but I kinda wish Echo was here right now."
Rainbow nodded. "That dark, huh?"
Ariel pointed a hoof nebulously into the continental shadows. "There's a flat plain of solid stone—for sure—and it stretches waaaaaay out." She tilted her hoof slightly to the right. "There's a dip of some sort from... the north? Is that north, now?"
"Might as well be."
"Hrmmfff..." Ariel tossed her mane, squinting. "Anyways... there's a valley that juts into the plateau—I think. Otherwise, the rock is perfectly smooth. Like a pearl, even. The further away from the Edge of the World, the shinier the rock gets. Of course..." She grumbled breathily. "That could just be an optical illusion on account of the twilight." She rubbed her fuzzy nose, then turned to glance at Rainbow. "You suppose that the further we get from the edge, the easier it will get to actually see things?"
"You're hoping for too much, girl," Rainbow said. "This isn't the Light Side. Firmaments or no Firmaments, there's no Sun or Moon to help us on our journey. Only the stars."
"Egads..." Ariel shivered. She hugged herself in mid-hover. "I'm not sure I'm ready to deal with... that much darkness."
Rainbow bore a bittersweet smirk. "It's not like they called this place the 'Pizza Side.'"
Ariel blinked sideways. "Huh?"
Rainbow blinked back. "You've... you've never had pizza?"
"Should I have?"
"I mean... wowsers... it's like layers of cheese and tomato sauce served on a circular pie of dough and then you've got broccoli and mushroom toppings—" Rainbow Dash stopped in mid-sentence as she saw how adorably confuzzled Ariel's expression was. "Ahem." She hung her forelimbs behind her back and gazed into the dark continents. "Well, when we get to Equestria, we should totally have Pinkie Pie bake some for you."
"Heehee..." Ariel brushed a bang back. "Now there's a goal. Never mind the Harmonic Prism."
"That'll be one for the history books," Rainbow Dash muttered as thunder rumbled over their heads. "When Celestia, Luna, and the Council of Canterlot ask me why I went on such an epic around-the-world journey, I'll tell them: 'I did it for pizza.'"
"Hahahahaha..."
Silence.
Ariel gulped. "So... uhm... where the Hell are we going first?"
"I was hoping you'd have something to help me with."
"Well, I'm afraid I don't." Ariel swung a forelimb. "Either we march towards the fuzzy black area or the fuzzy gray area."
"It's not all blank, though." Rainbow squinted hard, her neck tilting up as her eyes traced faint glowing lines and splotches in the indiscernible distance. "There's definitely stuff going on out there."
"Yeah. Stuff we want to avoid."
Rainbow gritted her teeth slightly. "Not forever, though."
Ariel nodded, gazing down slightly. "Yeah..."
"Well, we've got something to start with, at least," Rainbow said.
Ariel looked at her. "What's that?"
Rainbow's brow furrowed in the twilight. "Darkreach."
Ariel's ears twitched. "Oh. Right."
"If this exact spot is where the Emeraldinians surfaced, then their Dark Side encampment can't be too crazy far away," Rainbow said. "Between Kepler's knowledge of Mortuana's records and Rarity's crazy senses... we're just bound to find it."
"You think?"
"Definitely." Rainbow nodded. "And that's as good a place as any to head to first."
"Have you talked to the others about this?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow's cheeks turned ever so slightly rosy. "I will now! Yup!"
Ariel giggled.
Rainbow smirked.
"Ahem... but seriously, though..." Ariel blinked nervously at her. "What will we even expect to find there? The Gondola obviously hadn't been used in a while when you discovered it. I doubt there was travel between the Light Side and Dark for decades... centuries even. Would there still be any Emeraldinians alive in Darkreach? Descendants... perhaps?" She grimaced. "If I was holed up in a place like this all my life, I'm not sure I'd want to be visited by blood-glowing strangers."
"I... kinda doubt anypony's going to be waiting for us there," Rainbow said. "But... who knows? It could have supplies. Stuff we could use to help us on the journey ahead."
"Fair enough."
"I dunno about you... but I kinda want something familiar to help me... to help us feel 'grounded.'"
Ariel nodded shakily. "You won't get any argument from me."
More silence.
"Guess... we'd better get going, then, huh?" Ariel remarked.
"Yeah." Rainbow inhaled. "First thing's first, about Bard..."
"Rainbow..." Ariel rested a hoof on her shoulder. "We already told you. It wasn't your fault—"
"Hey. I'm cool." Rainbow turned to face her. "Well... cool enough. But this isn't about me."
"What are you getting at?"
"Maybe... uhm..." Rainbow gazed down at where the rest of the group were gathered. "...now's as good a time as ever to let everypony else clear the air."
"Oh." Ariel stared down at them as well. She hesitantly nodded. "Y'know... that's not a bad idea." She looked at Rainbow. "What did you have in mind?"
"The better question is..." Rainbow looked back. "What do you guys have in mind?"
A Moment of Silence
After the group had gathered their supplies, there were just enough loose pieces of the Gondola left to form two separate piles of compact golden shards. The bars and lengths of shrapnel were arranged to look as geometrically perfect as possible. They stood out amidst the dead flat desolation of the World's Edge, and the nebulaic starlight from beyond the firmaments glittered off the metallic surfaces so that they were visible for hundreds of meters in all directions.
Kepler was putting on the finishing touches to a series of words etched across a round chunk of stone. The chunk of granite rested on the top of the rightmost "monument," and in the dim twilight it read: "In memory of Johnny "Bard" – friend, husband, father, hero."
The two sleds—including the one Seraphimus lay on—had been assembled and rested a few meters away from the pair of monuments. Rainbow Dash, Ariel, Logan, Flynn, and Wildcard all stood in a neat line. Rainbow's ghostly companions hovered around their anchor—somber and silent.
At last, Kepler finished carving the words. He stepped back from the golden piles and wiped his brow. "Haaaa... therre, my frriends." He pointed at his work. "Surrely, those who might happen upon this arrrangement in the futurre will know that therre has been a divine purrpose to it all..."
"It's very nice, Kepler," Rainbow said with a nod.
The wyvern turned around, his spectacles reflecting her deadpan expression. "I am sorrry that we could not find a larrge enough stone to place upon Axan's 'monument.' If you would allow me some time to scourr the nearrby landscape, I'm cerrtain that I could find—"
"No, Kepler," Rainbow exclaimed through a sigh. "We can't stay out here forever. Besides..." She gazed forlornly in the direction of Axan's large, unmoving corpse between there and the gondola. "...she was never one for words... or any sort of ceremony."
"Unless stomping on poor defenseless blue pegasi is her idea of a ceremony—" Pinkie began, but then received an orange slap to the top of her ghostly head. She shifted gears, immediately smiling. "But that was several novels ago! So who's counting?!"
Rarity cleared her throat, then smiled at Rainbow. "I think—in Axan's case—her actions speak for her."
"Yes, Rainbow," Twilight Sparkle added. "If she ever wanted a monument... you're it."
"Hoo boy..." Rainbow's wings drooped as she mumbled: "No pressure there."
Ariel craned her neck, speaking to Kepler. "I think this is a marvelous job you've accomplished here, Kepler. Bard would appreciate it."
"Yeah, way to go, Keps," Logan said, leaning on his axe. "Sure as Hell a better grave than he ever would have gotten back at Blue's Ranch."
"Tchyaa..." Flynn nodded. "Too bad we couldn't bury him here to. I think he'd be super happy to be as far away from that place as possible."
"There you have it!" Ariel smiled. "In a way, he got his wish."
Dead silence.
Ariel sighed. "Okay... it still sucks..."
Flynn cleared his throat. "A modicum of sanctity, please. Is that so much to ask for?"
"I dunno, baldy." Logan smirked. "Bard believed in doing things smoothly, but he rarely ever accomplished it."
"Big Show..."
"What? You're going to tell me he wasn't ever a total clusterbuck at times?!" Logan swung a hoof in the air. "Remember that one time he defeated the arsonists in Pine Prefecture by burning down half the town?"
"It was an abandoned town—"
"And then when chasing pirates off the gulf of Silt Prefecture, he got the bright idea of sitting Ariel on a rock and playing music from behind a shipwreck and convincing them that she was an intoxicating siren..."
Wildcard exhaled sharply. A smile formed beneath his beak.
"See?!" Logan pointed, smiling brilliantly. "Hah! He remembers!"
Ariel folded her forelimbs with a pout. "It wasn't so funny at the time..."
"Well, it sure as Hell worked, didn't it?"
"I swear... I've never kicked so much pirate groin in my life..."
"And don't get me started on that Rust Syndicate crap." Logan looked over at Rainbow. "Tell me—how many dozens of ways did you nearly screw up the raid of the Northern Hoof's vault?"
Rainbow fought the urge to chuckle. "You can't put that all on Bard. A lot of Rust was me half-assing it."
Wildcard conducted an invisible melody in the air with his right talon.
"Wildcard has a point, darling," Rarity said. "If it weren't for Bard distracting Revan with his handsome charm, you and Wildcard wouldn't have been able to make any progress whatsoever."
Twilight squinted at the ghostly fashionista. "The way you say it makes it sound like Bard was seducing the leader of the Northern Hoof."
"And who says it wasn't, hmmmm?" Rarity batted her eyelashes.
"Eugh..."
"Ahem..." Rainbow looked up. "I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did if it weren't for Bard." She caught sight of Wildcard's goggles shifting in her direction. "I mean—yeah—we all know who can really clear a room and take names, but—no offense Wildcard—Bard's charisma and swagger and big-brother-ness is what actually caught my attention and made me listen to the Desperados' case to begin with—" Her words dissipated as a pained expression overwhelmed her muzzle. Her ears drooped hard as she whimpered: "He was my brother. A shuddering breath. "The big brother I never had..."
Sniffling, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie hovered close to Rainbow. They couldn't hug her, but their proximity was the next best thing.
Rainbow rubbed her cheek dry and sighed. "Nicole's lucky. And... and it's a good thing..." She nodded to the stars. "...it's a very good thing that she got to meet him for one last time. And now... she's heading towards a better place." A swallow. "As are we."
Flynn looked up at that—but he said nothing.
Logan cleared his throat. "I know I'm probably the last person to suggest this sort of a thing... but I'm guessing a moment of silence would be pretty damn appropriate. Huh?" He looked at the others. "For both Bard and the dragon matriarch?"
"Capital choice, brrotherr," Kepler said... and proceeded to hang his head.
There was sudden movement. The group observed Wildcard shuffling forward. Gripping Bard's staff in his good talon, the remaining Desperado knelt before the rightmost pile of alicorn metal. The blood on the rod had long lost its glow by now.
Soon, Ariel fluttered forward and landed at Wildcard's side. She engulfed the griffin in a soft hug from behind, and together the two paid their silent respects to their dear friend.
Rainbow Dash looked on. She knew that she should have been hanging her head and giving the entire moment to Bard. But—for whatever reason—she couldn't. After all, neither did Bard.
Rainbow's vision swam across her surroundings—or more specifically the faces of those lingering around her. Logan was the most serious and deadpan she had ever seen him. Kepler—of course—composed himself with the usual grace and well-practiced dignity. Flynn looked anxious and more than a little bit sad. Wildcard—as always—was frighteningly unreadable. Rainbow felt her heartbeat growing heavier as her vision dwelled on him. But then all it took was the comforting image of Ariel hugging the Desperado to put her at ease. The pegasus was emotional as always, tearing over a bittersweet smile as she nuzzled Wildcard's neck. Off in the distance—still aside from steady breathing—was Seraphimus' bound figure. A cold shudder ran through Rainbow Dash, and it was around that point that the moment of silence ended.
Wildcard stood up with aid of Bard's staff. Silently—with mute grace—he collapsed the weapon entirely... then stuck it into a pouch of his bandolier. The one closest to his heart. He turned to look at Ariel and waggled a few of his talon's claws.
Ariel looked over him at Kepler. "Wildcard's wondering how sturdy these monuments are."
"Oh! They'll last quite the long time, most assurrredly!" Kepler said.
Ariel exhaled while Wildcard breathed with relief. "That's nice, Kepler," the pegasus said.
"I mean... surrely not forreverr," Kepler digressed, staring at the Edge of the World and the lightning brimming beyond. "This close to the Firrmaments, a tempestuous gale is bound to blow some of the golden sharrds off theirr foundation within a few centurries, and of courrse therre's the crreeping rravenous hand of entrropy—"
"That's nice, Kepler," Flynn growled.
Kepler froze in place, smiling nervously. "They'll last severral lifetimes! Ha-Hah! No worrries!"
Logan sighed long and hard, although it was through a smile. "What did I tell ya?" Pivoting on the handle of his axe, he turned to look at Rainbow. "Any final words you wanna say in Remn—erm... in Axan's memory?"
Rainbow gulped. "I... think I've said all that needs to be said."
"You won't get another opportunity like this, Rainbow," Flynn added.
"Don't think like yer doin' it for Axan, sugarcube," Applejack suggested. "Think of it like yer doin' it for yerself."
"Applejack's right, Rainbow." Fluttershy nodded. "If there's anything to get off your chest, then now's the time. It's okay."
Rainbow stood up straight. "Well then... okay." She trotted towards the leftmost monument and stiffened her muscles. "Just... I hadn't prepared anything..."
"Speak from the gut, Dashie!" Pinkie chirped. "You can do it!"
"Very well." Rainbow took on a proud stance. "Axan, the Divine Matriarch of Flame, was nothing short of the very paragon of—"
Just then... there was a grotesque, blood-curdling shifting sound echoing from the location of Axan's corpse.
"... ... ..." Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "...the crap?"
Pinkie Pie's nose scrunched. "Well, that wasn't a very nice eulogy."
"Pinkie, you dolt!" Rarity hissed. "Something amidst Axan's remains is moving."
"Oh gosh!" Fluttershy hid behind Applejack. "What could it be?"
"Rainbow?" Ariel hovered over. "What's the matter?"
"Guh..." Twilight winced, her horn suddenly glowing. "I'm sensing a sudden energy surge! Ancient... ancient magic!"
"What in tarnation?" Applejack offered.
There was a final shifting of movement. Rainbow and her friends looked over to see something small rolling out of a bloody pocket within Axan's corpse.
"Uhhhhhh..." Rainbow moved away from the monument and towards Axan's body. "...something just rolled out of her..."
The Herald followed cautiously behind.
Bearer of Many Flames
Rainbow Dash approached Axan's corpse slowly... pensively. Soon, she had to trot even slower; Wildcard had marched directly in front of her. Even with just three limbs, the last Desperado insisted on forming a living shield in front of the pegasus. His goggles reflected a bright round object situated just a few feet from where Axan's dormant snout lay.
"What in the Hell...?" Logan rasped.
"What is that thing?" Flynn stammered.
Ariel gulped, craning her neck to see from where she hovered. "Whatever it is—it's glowing."
"I... uh..." Rainbow squinted as she and Wildcard came to a stop. "I believe that's Axan's blood."
Rarity leaned in. "No doubt about it, Rainbow. That... thing was resting deep within Axan's corpse. I... I do believe it originated from a pocket of flesh situated inside her neck."
"Brbrbrbrbrbrrrrr..." Pinkie shook all over. "Even in death she's looking for excuses to shovel spit."
"It's... organic," Fluttershy said, her tone calm.
Applejack looked at her. "You mean that thang's alive?"
"Not... quite..." Fluttershy blinked slowly. "But... I sense that it's made out of the same material as Axan's body. Strange that I didn't feel it before..."
"Do dragon bodies make pearls?" Applejack lifted her hat and rubbed her ghostly scalp. "Danged if I'm not confused as all heck."
"Axan may be dead, but that object isn't," Twilight Sparkle insisted. "At least not magically. There's a strong enchantment about it that's not diminishing."
"Is it harmful?" Rainbow Dash asked aside.
The Herald glanced at her.
"I... I don't think so, Rainbow," Twilight said. "But even still, I don't know what it's purpose is."
Rainbow exhaled. "Guess there's only one way to find out." She trotted forward.
"... ... ...!" Wildcard stretched his good arm directly in front of the mare, blocking her. The two shared brief visual contact. Then—with drooping crestfeathers—Wildcard relented. He sidestepped and allowed Rainbow Dash to trot past him and approach the sphere.
Cautiously, Rainbow Dash knelt down and squinted into the object's blood-red glow. Axan's juices coated the round surfaces, and it generated an undeniable heat. With nervous hooves, Rainbow reached forward and barely tapped the edge of the sphere. It was still hot—but not scalding. After a few more ginger taps, Rainbow dared to roll the thing towards her. In so doing, she cleared off the outer coating of crimson.
A vulcanic gray surface glinted in the starlight. It was a paradoxical sight: the material appeared both dull and shiny all at once. To Rainbow, it looked as though she was cradling an enormous marble with a thin layer of transparent glass surrounding a burnt charcoal core. She wiped off even more of the blood—and upon touching the cold glossy shell the sphere reacted with brief flickers of flame from deep within... like the heart of a furnace struggling in vain to burn back to life.
"It's... it's reacting to you, Rainbow," Twilight Sparkle said. "Faintly... but there's a spell in place there." Her horn glowed as she phased through Rainbow's shoulder to study the object closer. "Still... what was this doing on Axan's person?"
"It's a Drragon Stone," Kepler suddenly said.
Everypony looked immediately at the wyvern. Including the ghosts.
"A what stone???" Pinkie belched.
"A what stone?" Rainbow echoed.
"Of courrse! It has to be!" Kepler smiled through his tusks. "Do you not rrememberr Rremna speaking about it? When we firrst held audience with Prrincess Celestia?"
"If... if what Kepler says is true..." Twilight began.
The wyvern adjusted his spectacles and declared: "This is what Axan used to speak with herr Divine Sisterrs! It is a tool of communication—far olderr than all magics on this plane! Even Alicorrn magic! For it was herre long beforre this piece of Urrohrringrr was everr discoverred!"
"If that's true..." Ariel's brow furrowed. "...then how come Axan was able to keep ahold of it when she was transformed into Remna?"
"The Drragon Stone is as much a parrt of a Divine as a hearrt, brrain, orr firre gland," Kepler explained. "The Mountain Matrron's spell worrked in that it trransferrred all of Axan's essence into Remna's shell. Obviously—Axan did not wish forr herr sisterr Verrlax to trrack herr when she enlisted herrself in Morrtuana's Herrald."
"So then..." Flynn rubbed his chin as he processed the truth aloud. "...the Dragon Stone got absorbed into Remna's figure."
"Prrecisely!" Kepler nodded. "And now that Axan has rregained herr forrm upon death, the Drragon Stone has been rreleased frrom concealment."
"Dayum..." Logan shifted where he stood. "Do you suppose Axan meant for us to get ahold of this?"
Wildcard glanced at the others upon hearing that.
"Difficult to say," Flynn muttered. "From the look of things... planning ahead wasn't one of Axan's strong suits."
Twilight drew into a ghostly huddle next to her anchor. "If this is Axan's Dragon Stone..."
"Do you realize what this means?" Rarity breathed.
"If it means what I th-think it means..." Fluttershy gulped. "...then perhaps we are better off without it."
"Why's that?" Pinkie asked.
"Because..." Applejack's jaw tightened. "...magic on this here side of the plane ain't the same as the harmonic stuff we're used to. Who knows just who or what could be listenin' in on—?"
Rainbow Dash wiped off the last of the blood, cradled the sphere in both fetlocks, and spoke right into its surface. "Hello, Endrax?"
Her marefriends froze in place, wincing.
The Herald collectively sucked their breaths in.
Rainbow polished the surface once again. "Endrax?" She tilted her ears towards the twilight above. "Endrax, are you there?"
Dead silence.
"Endrax...?" Rainbow exhaled slowly. Her ears started to droop. "... ... ...Sturke?"
Still no response.
"Rainbow Dash..." Ariel's wings went limp as she touched down and relaxed. "I love you to death, girl..." Her eyes narrowed. "...but I kinda sorta want to punch you right now."
Wildcard nodded vehemently.
"How do we know that we even want to talk with Endrax?!" Logan sneered through clenched teeth. "Most dragons you or the Herald have ever met kinda sorta have a fetish for squashing the friggin' Austraeoh to a bloody pulp!"
"I disagrree!" Kepler folded his forelimbs. "Ourr close alliance to her sisterr Axan would surrely give us some leverrage!"
"Oh—like that worked with Verlax!" Ariel hissed.
"Verlax was crazy, though!" Flynn insisted. "She was a special kind of shit snowflake!"
"Only because she flew blind circles on this side of the Plane!" Ariel hoarsely exclaimed. "Endrax has been here for millennia! Imagine how crazier she must be!"
"But she came here to solve chaos, not become it!" Flynn exclaimed under his breath.
"Oh... and when has that stopped the dragons from going all mega-psycho-bitchy?!" Logan rasped.
"Guys... stop whispering," Rainbow muttered. She stared deep into the pearlescent surface of the sphere. "I really don't think anyone's listening."
The Herald let loose heavy breaths.
Wildcard sliced the air with his right talon's claws.
"He has a point..." Ariel looked from the Desperado to Rainbow Dash. "Just because the Divines are silent on the other end doesn't mean they're not listening."
"I sure wouldn't mind if Sturke was listening in," Flynn said. "We could use all the help we can get—especially in getting back to the Light Side."
"I hate to say it, but I doubt she can, my frriend," Kepler remarked. "If the alicorrns cannot assist us through the Plane, then I do not see how the Queen of Equinox would be able."
Ariel shifted where she stood. "So... uhh..." She brushed aside her raven black bangs with a nervous fetlock. "...how come Endrax isn't responding?"
"Maybe... she can't?" Flynn said.
Silence.
"...or she doesn't want to?" he then added in a quieter tone.
Rainbow Dash continued to stare deep into the shiny surface of the Dragon Stone. She shifted her grip in order to turn the bloodied object around.
"Dashie!" Pinkie pointed. "Look!"
Just as the mare said this, the sphere shrank within Rainbow's grip. It stopped as soon as Rainbow's fetlocks stopped. It was now approximately the size of a hoofball... which made it considerably less awkward to grip.
"It... shrank..." Twilight Sparkle blinked. "Rainbow, what did you do?"
"I just... just..." Rainbow shrugged, still staring at its surface. "...just wanted to hold it better."
"It may be the rresult of a rresidual enchantment," Kepler stated. "Accorrding to Morrtuana, the Drragon Stone was divinely crrafted to be used by morre than just the gifted Matrriarrch herrself. No doubt Axan's broodlings employed it in the past—and they werre all considerrably smallerr than theirr motherr."
"That's totally true," Rainbow said.
"So... uh..." Logan scratched his forehead. "Does that mean Rainbow's now the Stone-Bearer or some shit?"
"Pfffft..." Ariel rolled her eyes. "Doesn't she have enough on her plate?"
"Well, how the Hell else would you read this situation?"
"Dumb luck."
"Heh... the dumbest."
In the meantime, Rainbow's lips were pursing. Her ruby eyes reflected a curious sight.
The Dragon Stone was flickering with light—subtle but very real. Tiny sparks of flame-red luminescence billowed from deep within the stone.
Wildcard adjusted his goggles before proceeding to kneel down beside Rainbow.
"You see it too, huh?" Rainbow remarked.
Wildcard nodded. He reached his good talon forwards—but then paused to look at Rainbow.
Rainbow gladly lifted the stone towards his grip.
Together, the pegasus and the Desperado cradled the Dragon Stone. Under Wildcard's guidance, they tilted the enchanted object around by about one hundred and eighty degrees—sweeping towards the bent black horizon.
As they did this, they noticed the stone flickering at random intervals. They slowly repeated the process until the flickering was slightly... less random. Together—in mute concentration—they found that the Dragon Stone pulsed with fiery red light on every turn, forming a subtle pattern.
"Is..." Flynn blinked his one good eye. "...is it reacting to something?"
"Or some things," Rainbow murmured. "You see? It pulses three times. There... there—and there."
Wildcard and Rainbow continued the motion, swinging the stone slowly about and causing the illumination to repeat.
"What... uh..." Ariel shivered slightly. "...what's causing it?"
"Endrax?" Fluttershy suggested.
Rainbow took a deep breath. "Who knows." She looked past Fluttershy as she stood up. "We'll have to figure it out along the way." She opened her saddlebag and slipped the object in. "We've waited here long enough."
"You want to bring it with us?" Flynn stammered.
"Yeah." Rainbow turned to face him, deadpan. "And?"
"I just... erm... well..." Flynn rubbed the back of his head.
Ariel spoke for the Herald: "What if it makes us stand out? Y'know... like a burning torch to the bad guys here on the Dark Side?"
"What...?" Rainbow pointed at her ruby pendant, causing it to glow slightly. "And I'm not already a friggin' beacon?"
The Herald winced—collectively blushing.
"Guys... guys..." Rainbow marched past them. "...at some point we gotta stop being afraid of being afraid. I know it sucks to be out here... but it's only going to get crazier. It's about time we faced it." She lingered in place momentarily, chilled to the bone to see the corpse of Axan vanish from her peripheral. "We've... been given more than one gift today. Let's not waste a single one of 'em."
The group collectively nodded.
Wildcard stood up, brushed his talon gently across Rainbow's shoulder, then marched towards the sled that housed Seraphimus.
Rainbow nodded after him. "Right." She stretched her wings. "Let's friggin' move already."
Rainbow Dash Goes Forward
The group carried themselves boldly into the ever-dark. In so doing, they formed a solid line. Logan carried the sled full of supplies. Wildcard carried a few more materials—along with Seraphimus' unconscious figure—and he kept far to Logan's left. Kepler and Flynn carried whatever they could on their backs and filled up the center of the moving line.
"The morre sprread-out we arre, the betterr!" Kepler had said. "If therre's any sign as to the location of Darrkrreach, we arre surre to find it this way! Ha-hah!"
In essence, the team was performing a clean sweep as they trotted along. This required more than just the combined observation of Flynn and Kepler—or the ones pulling the sled—of course. Rainbow Dash and Ariel were the quicker and more athletic members of the group. Ariel held up the left flank; she made sure to keep within earshot of Wildcard to her right.
Rainbow Dash kept to Logan's right—as far from Seraphimus' sled as possible. As she and the rest of the group carried on, they realized soon that they would inevitably lose each other in the bleak shadow of the curved plane. The further they drew from the World's Edge and the wreckage of the Gondola, the less brilliant the starlight above them. Their peripheral vision was slowly being encumbered by utter darkness as they lost visual contact with the precipice behind them.
"Oh, how terribly frightening!" Rarity shivered noticeably. She clutched Fluttershy's limb as she looked all around in a demure fashion. "It's like we're cascading into a steep valley that never ends!"
"That's pretty much what this side of the plane is, Rarity," Applejack said. "Reckon we ain't seen the half of it."
"The half of darkness?" Pinkie Pie made a face. "How does that even make sense?"
Twilight Sparkle face-hoofed. "Oo-wee... this must really be a world of chaotic opposites for Pinkie Pie to be asking that."
"Baby steps, everypony," Fluttershy said. She turned and smiled at Rarity while squeezing her hoof. "Stay close, Rarity. I'll keep you safe."
Rarity blinked. "... ... ...I don't rightly know what to say anymore."
The group marched for minutes... and those minutes turned into hours. As it turned out, the deepening darkness wasn't quite as alarming as they first thought. The precipice behind them drew further and further away until the very edge was a dim line of pale starlight, and yet the bleak landscape around them became slightly more discernible with each progressive step. Granted, it helped that the lifeless stone was as predictably flat and barren as when they first graced upon it, but even in the shadows of the sun-less realm the Heraldites could make out the etched surfaces of the rock beneath their hooves.
"I'm not the only one seeing this, right?" Logan asked—having to speak above the scraping of their sleds. Despite the wear and tear from constant contact with the rock, the alicorn metals proved durable—and the structures remained in tact behind the pony and griffon drawing them. "Like... I can almost make out the shape of the field all around us." He blinked hard. "Can... you call it a field when it's made of stone and not grass?"
"Call it whateverr you wish, brrotherr," Kepler said. "I suspect that—the furrtherr we traverrse this domain—the morre ourr eyes become accumulated with the lighting... orr lack therreof."
"Huh..." Logan tilted his head up, realizing he now had to squint to shield his pained eyes from the endless bands of constellations. "I should have expected that, I guess."
"I can see pretty damn far," Flynn said, his mechanical eye whirring. "Just give a shout if you need me to spot something."
"Hrmmmffff..." Logan's jaw muscles clenched. "Cheater."
"Pffft! Oh come on!" Flynn smirked, gesturing to the sled on his left. "You think I can see well?! Wildcard must be having a ball with his eyes!"
The goggled griffon saluted with a makeshift crutch and resumed his steady march.
"Double cheater," Logan grunted.
Rainbow was silent the entire time. Usually, such slow progression would have meant complete and utter torture for the petite pegasus. However, this was a completely alien landscape and Rainbow Dash wasn't about to throw herself—or her friends—blindly into the opaqueness of it all. She took the time to observe the shadowed landscape along with her friends.
Four hours into the march, she started discerning... color. The Dark Side wasn't entirely dark. In fact, if Rainbow Dash had the opportunity to label the stone beneath her, it would be "cold blue." Something a few shades darker than an aged Wonderbolt Uniform. If a moon had the opportunity to shine on it, she suspect it would glow quite spectacularly.
What's more, the stone wasn't entirely dry. A cold, thin layer of moisture gathered over the earth—growing more and more prominent as the group carried on. It was as if a great ocean had receded away from the World's End and left just enough condensation to coat the steel-hard flesh of the plane forever. The etchings—a constant mar to the otherwise immutable stone—formed narrow and lengthy puddles that splattered under Rainbow's hooves. And as she crossed a few fissures, the liquid deepened enough to reflect the stars above, producing a violet sheen to the sleep shadows all around.
"Heh..." Rainbow bore a bittersweet smirk as she muttered, "Millions of miles away from home and on the other side of the world and still I'm scaling a purple landscape."
Only Pinkie Pie laughed. The rest of Rainbow's marefriends were mute with marvel as Rainbow and the Herald lost themselves in the belly of darkness. It was a hauntingly paradoxical thing: trotting along a dead-flat plane that inevitably led them towards a curved horizon stretching up, above, and into the stars. It was already resembling the universe's longest, cruelest uphill climb.
Another hour passed—and at last one of the Heraldites spoke up. It was Logan, boldly questioning when the group would pause to rest and eat. It wasn't a fault of innate laziness; the stallion was presenting a good point. With no sun, no moon, and virtually no marker whatsoever to determine how far they had traveled and for how long, there was no telling how they were to pace themselves. There simply existed no scale in the history of anything. The closest comparison was spelunking underground for weeks at a time, and out of the whole of them only Rainbow Dash was remotely qualified.
"Perrhaps some of yourr frriends would be useful in giving us a temporrarry map to plan by," Kepler suggested.
Rainbow opened her muzzle, but Rarity was already speaking.
"I'm sorry, Rainbow, but I simply don't detect anything beyond this..." She shivered again. "...insurmountable flatness."
"Sounds like Maud in middle school!" Pinkie Pie said. She tilted her head in Applejack's direction in time to receive a well-deserved swat. "Heeheehee...!"
"Is it really this desolate for miles and miles ahead of us, Rarity?" Twilight asked.
Rarity nodded. "I'm afraid so, darling. However... not to sound like an oaf..." She fidgeted slightly before looking at Rainbow. "...I might get a better bearing if we were to move faster."
"Or higher?" Fluttershy suggested.
Rarity pointed. "What she said!"
Rainbow took a deep breath. She turned to her left and witnessed the entirety of the Herald glancing at her in mid-march. She bore a smirk. "Maybe... uh... Ariel and I should catch some air and fly ahead."
"You mean..." Ariel was already grimacing. "...split up?"
"What? No!" Rainbow rolled her eyes in the twilight. "We'll stay close; we won't go crazy far. I just... think there might be a better chance of catching our bearings if we gain altitude." She looked at Kepler and Flynn. "At least for a bit."
Kepler and Flynn exchanged glances.
"Verry well, Rrainbow One..."
"If you think it will help your friends and their senses—"
"Hold on a damn second." Logan scraped his sled to a hault. He frowned, holding a hoof. "I can barely see where my piss lands in this dayum inkiness. How will we keep from losing sight of you gals completely?"
"Uhhhhhhh..." Rainbow rubbed her pendant. The air around them lit up with ruby haze, illuminating her smile.
"Yeah... uh huh..." Logan gestured towards the rest of the Herald. "And how will you find us?"
Flynn held his breath... strained... then finally illuminated the tip of his horn. "Ah... there we go... kinda sorta..."
Wildcard nodded briskly.
"Well then..." Logan exhaled, moving again with the sled of supplies. "Guess I'll shut up, then."
"No, Big Show, I super appreciate it," Rainbow Dash said. "Your caution makes a whole lot of sense. Believe me... losing sight of each other in this mess would be absolute... er... Luna Poop."
Twilight sighed. "Rainbow, really?"
Rainbow shrugged. "Old habits..." She then looked at Flynn. "However... I also think we should wait a bit longer. Let Flynn here get fully reconnected with his leylines."
"Not a bad idea," Flynn remarked. "Should... hopefully be up to snuff within the hour."
"That's okay," Ariel said, hovering and rubbing her forelimbs nervously. "I can wait."
Logan raised an eyebrow. "Not keen on volunteering?"
"The Twilight Lands where Bard and Nicole grew up is one thing... but going this long in this place without more than a dim light to guide you?" She shook from head to tail. "I'm a bit scared to fly more than five inches ahead of me."
"It's okay, Ariel," Rainbow said. "When it's time to get going, I'll light the winds for us."
"But..." Ariel squirmed. "How's just that one pendant going to keep me from getting completely lost or separated?"
"Then I guess you're going to have to stay really close to me."
Ariel blinked. Her wings beated a bit more stiffly now. "Eheheheheheh..." She glanced over her shoulder and brushed her bangs back. "...oh... the horror."
There Is No Day
"So, uh..." Ariel squatted and unsquatted, stretching her back and wing muscles. "Any particular way you wanna... y'know... do this?"
Rainbow Dash sat in the middle of an endless ocean of flat rock. She had taken off her saddlebag and was rummaging through it. "Hmmm?" she exhaled out the side of her muzzle.
"Like... you take the lead... I follow you..." Ariel shrugged. "I ascend first... you follow me..." She shrugged again.
Rainbow's hoof brushed past bundled food, supplies, and a flickering gloss orb. She lingered slightly, her hoof resting on the edge of the Dragon Stone. "We're just flying," she muttered. "Not getting married."
"But... it's a strange sky and we're on the Dark Side and there's chaos everywhere and—"
"I've yet to see anything chaotic."
"Rainbow..."
Rainbow exhaled, brushing the stone aside and reaching for a pair of goggles nestled in the far corner of her saddlebag. "Alright, Ariel. You want a two step program?" She pulled the article out, smiling slightly at its familiarity. "Step One: we chillax. Step Two: we chillax some more."
Ariel gulped. "Sorries." She sighed, letting her wings droop. "I guess I just felt that... that this place is so crazy weird that it must hold its own sort of intense gravity. Y'know?"
"No..." Rainbow's hoof brushed across the initials "S.L." "I don't."
"Err..."
"It's just a sky," Rainbow droned. "Unless it's suddenly filled with dragons or managliders or giant airships piloted by maniacal one-eyed psycopaths... then it's no different than any other sky. For realsies." She looked at the Heraldite situated next to her. "If we freak out over every alien detail of this part of the plane, then we'll never take off and fly anywhere."
"I... I-I guess you have a point."
Rainbow gulped. "And... I guess I should be sorry too."
Ariel's ears twitched. "What for?"
"I should be better at making decisions—y'know... for the group. Especially when it comes to flying."
Ariel shrugged. "You got far with the Noble Jury. I'm guessing it wasn't a pressing issue with them."
"Yeah, well—I cheated." Rainbow's lips smirked ever so slightly. "We had a manaship... and I had a hammock."
"Oh yeah?"
"Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah..." Rainbow raised the goggles to her eyes. She brushed a hoof across a lone crack resting across one of the glass lenses. "A friggin' space elk was doing all the navigation. And when that didn't deliver, Pilate filled all the gaps with his zebra senses."
"I'll... pretend that I know what that means," Ariel wheezed.
"All good and fine, girl. I've only ever done the same." Rainbow breathed calmly. "How about this? I'll take point. You fly behind me. When I want us to fly faster or higher, I'll signal with my tail."
"You... want me to stare at your tail the whole time..."
"Uh... yeah?"
Ariel cleared her throat. "Works for me."
Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Eeuuughhhh..."
"Hey..." Ariel smirked. "You told me twice that we gotta 'chillax.'"
"Feed my ego any more and I'll sink like a stone."
Ariel giggled. "Looks like most of the Rainbow Dash I know survived Bleak's Plummet after all."
"You really don't know a whole lot about this alleged 'Rainbow Dash.'"
Ariel blinked. "You could tell us," she said in a soft tone. "You could tell all of us."
"Yeah, well..." Rainbow returned to examining the lenses. "...from the look of things, we're gonna get easily bored on this twilight trek, soooooo—"
The goggles reflected dull scales glinting by.
"... ... ...?!" Rainbow Dash spun around, blinking at the pale thin horizon that marked the distant edge of the world.
Ariel noticed her sudden movement. "What?" When there was no response, Ariel trotted closer. "Rainbow, what is it?"
Rainbow opened her lips... but said nothing. She blinked again, gazing at dreary blackness all around. Finally, she looked at the goggles again. All they were reflecting was starlight.
"... ... ...Rainbow?"
"Nothing. It's..." Rainbow shook the cobwebs out of her skull. "Been awake for a bit too long, I guess. Seeing shadows..."
"Do you want to rest up a bit? I'm sure the group won't mind—"
"Nah. Everything about our journey across the Dark Side so far has been total lame sauce." Rainbow strapped the goggles on. "We'd better survey the landscape, make some progress, then rest up." She tightened the article around her head and looked at the mare beside her. "Or did you need a breather?"
Ariel easily shook her head. "I'm super good to go!"
"Cool. Wings spread, girl." Rainbow trotted forward. "For added protection."
"Last question."
"Shoot."
"If... for some reason we get lost in the... y'know... darkness..." Ariel gulped. "Should I just look for your ruby pendant or—?"
"Nah, I'll get Fluttershy and the other girls to help." Rainbow patted Ariel's shoulder with a set of wingfeathers. "I'll find you."
Ariel exhaled through a smile. "Best thing I heard all day."
"Silly bird horse." Fwooosh! Rainbow shot towards the twilight. "There is no 'day.'"
Bleak Glimpse at Prehistory
The world was dark. The air was cold. A numb shadow hung over everything.
And yet... it felt wonderfully... deliciously good to be flying again.
Rainbow Dash stretched both wings out and coasted along the chilled winds. The temperature was bitingly low—for sure—but it wasn't like the frigid altitudes of Starkiss or Central Rohbredden. For all its bleakness, the Dark Side felt like midnight during a cool autumn month. It was strangely pleasant in a way... until Rainbow's goggled vision once more took in the enormity of desolation stretching beneath her in every direction.
Rainbow flew forward at a modest speed. She was hardly alone. Ariel glided directly behind her, carful to match the petite pegasus' speed. Then—all around Rainbow Dash—a ghostly quintet of equines chatted calmly... or at least as calmly as they could afford to.
"Without a Sun... there really can't be any sort of photosynthesis," Twilight Sparkle murmured aloud. "At least... not by the way we understand it."
"So..." Applejack glanced aside as she and their fellow friends glided alongside Rainbow Dash. "That means no apple trees?"
"I'm afraid not," Twilight said, shaking her head.
"No sunlight... and no trees..." Fluttershy squirmed in mid-glide. "You can't very well have a stable ecosystem. That means no animals and no larger animals to prey on the smaller ones."
"You never know!" Pinkie Pie smiled brightly. "Nature finds a way!"
Rarity squinted at her. "How so...?"
"I dunno..." Pinkie shrugged. "Something something brundlefly. Say!" She turned to grin at Twilight. "If there's no futa synthehol—"
"Photosynthesis," Twilight growled.
"If there's no plant burping, then how come we're all able to breathe?"
Everypony blinked at that—including Rainbow Dash.
"She does have a point there, Twilight," Rarity stated.
"I suppose... erm..." Twilight's ears drooped as she scraped the stars above for a logical conclusion. "...in a realm that's been nothing but chaos since it split off from Urohringr, the chemical balance of life on this side of the plane must be... n-nothing we can even possibly predict."
Applejack smirked. "Y'know, you could just say 'I don't know,' sugarcube."
"Meh."
"Soooooooooooo..." Pinkie tapped her fuzzy chin and wagged her eyebrows. "Giant flying narwhals when?"
"Twilight..." Fluttershy floated closer to the lavender unicorn in question. "So far... we know that the alicorns discovered this piece of Urohringr..."
"That's right, Fluttershy."
"And it's thanks to them and Celestia and Luna that harmony is maintained on our side of the plane," Fluttershy continued. "In Equestria."
"Precisely. All of the natural occurrences in the world that we know have been influenced by the Elements of Harmony. That's why getting the Harmonic Prism is so important." Twilight looked ahead at the curved horizon and the faint splotches of light flickering in random spots. "Aside from restoring us to our natural selves... reclaiming the magic of the Alicorns in its purest form can undo the damage that chaos has done back home."
"And stop the rift in Ponyville from spreading, right?"
Twilight nodded. "That's the idea."
"So..." Fluttershy rubbed her two hooves pensively together as she stared at the emptiness down below. "This side of the plane—as we're now seeing it—is more or less what the world was like before the alicorns found it?"
Twilight blinked. "Well... right. But not entirely." She cleared her throat. "After all, the alicorns' influence have affected the Dark Side pretty heavily over the past few eons. Chrysalis and Tchern—once alicorns themselves—flocked to the Dark Side, and they brought their swarms with them. Then the Dark Vigil would never have come here if it weren't for the reign of Nightmare Moon..."
"What about these mysterious 'Night Shard' peops?" Pinkie asked.
Twilight winced slightly. "I... I've no clue." A gulp. "But I wouldn't doubt it."
"Ya reckon that everythang was completely dead and lifeless before the alicorns showed up?"
"Not... completely," Twilight said. "After all... we've learned that the progenitors of equine life have much to do—if not entirely—with the 'angels.'"
"You mean the ancient pegasi that Rainbow found out so much about?" Rarity hummed.
"Right." Twilight nodded. "These proto-pegasi could very well have been the origin of all ponies... ever. And it's... n-not like they were dead corpses that were ultimately resurrected by the arriving alicorns. I mean... Celestia's and Luna's kind are powerful, but they're not that powerful."
"Huh?" Pinkie went cross-eyed. She rubbed her head and wheezed: "Start over from the beginning, Wise Twi! You've lost the Pink!"
"What I'm trying to say is..." Twilight shuddered. "...there's no telling just how much time passed between the Sundering of Urohringr and the moment when the denizens of this world were saved by Harmony. While it's easy to assume just a few years... it could very well have been decades... centuries... eons. The universe is old—and so is Urohringr. Who knows? Maybe a definitive ecosystem of some sort did manage to thrive here. We just... haven't even begun to scrape the surface of the Dark Side—so we don't know what that kind of a pre-light world was like."
"Only that ponies lived then," Rarity said. "And we're all the product of them today."
"Well, we're the product of ancient pegasi blessed by alicorn magic. Yes. But..." Twilight brushed her bangs back as she glided alongside Rainbow. "...aside from the forces of the Trinary War, being on this part of the plane could very well be like traveling back in time... a prehistoric time if there was any."
"That's really... fr-frightening," Fluttershy stammered.
"Who knows, darlin'?" Applejack smiled, leaning over to nudge Fluttershy in mid-glide. "Maybe you'll find all sorts of new mesmerizin' creatures to learn about."
"Yes, well..." Fluttershy frowned. "So long as they're not trying to eat Rainbow Dash."
"Who wouldn't want to eat Dashie?" Pinkie giggle-snorted. "Just look how scrumptious and bite-sized she is! Teeheehee!"
Rainbow rolled her goggled eyes. Flexing her wing muscles, she spoke firmly to pierce the cold winds: "Sense anything yet?"
"Nope!" Pinkie shook her head. "I mean, aside from Applejack's hoof that's half-a-second from slapping me!"
"Guh..." Applejack winced, drawing her fetlock back and blushing slightly. A sigh, and she drawled towards their anchor: "Ariel's feelin' calmer than ever. The group of dudes back on hoof are feelin' a teensy bit anxious—probably for yer well-bein'—but they'll survive."
"Wow, Applejack!" Rarity beamed at her. "Your powers are turning out to be quite flexible!"
Applejack tilted her hat back with a smirk. "It's like a clean slate out here, Rara. Not like there are any distractions or nothin'."
"Don't be so modest! You're a natural at reading ponies!"
"Heh... Pa always did say I had a knack for convincin' ponyfolk to take home more bushels of fruit." Her freckled muzzle scrunched. "Maybe that's why Filthy Rich was always tryin' to squeeze ideas outta me when I was a teenager."
Fluttershy smiled behind a pink lock of hair. "Maybe Rainbow can bring peace to the Trinary War through apples."
"Hey!" Pinkie chirped. "That's a funny!" She cupped her muzzle and hollered towards the bent horizon. "Hey! Dark Side! Fluttershy made a funny!"
Twilight giggled.
"Ahem..." Rainbow looked at Rarity. "I was sorta hoping you had something to say."
"Oh!" The fashionista blinked, eyelashes fluttering. "Well, of course, darling! Hmmmmm..." She rubbed her forehead, eyes squinting towards the horizon. "I... suppose I do sense a slight change to the terrain..."
"Oh yeah?" Applejack craned her neck. "Where?"
"Nowhere close, mind you. Several miles ahead—at this rate."
"Still, it is a change to this drab flatness!" Twilight exclaimed. "What is it, exactly? A ravine? A mountain?"
"The former, more or less," Rarity said. "The landscape dips somewhat. But... that's all I have right now. No forests. No hills. No buildings or structures of any kind."
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww..." Pinkie pouted. "Nothing whatsoever?"
"Well, aside from the three-story metal tower situated a kilometer ahead of us, heheheh—" Rarity suddenly blinked her eyes wide. "... ... ...oh bother. I suppose that is a thing."
Applejack face-hoofed.
Rainbow took a deep breath. "Works for me." She looked over her shoulder. "Hey! Ariel!"
No response.
Rainbow sighed... then flicked her tail. "HEY! Pay attention, girl!"
"Erm... uh..." Ariel's eyes glinted in the starlight, facing Rainbow. "What?"
"Rarity says she senses something!"
"Really? Like what?"
"A... uh..." Rainbow looked at her pale companion. "...tower of some kind. Something made of metal."
"Whoah." Ariel blinked. "That's kind of sudden."
"Yeah. Was thinking the same."
"Wanna check it out?"
"Dang skippy." Rainbow looked aside. "Flutters?"
"I'll keep my senses on the rest of the Herald, Rainbow." Fluttershy nodded, smiling. "Go ahead and don't you worry."
"Here goes nothing." She motioned to Ariel and the two plunged swiftly towards the stony surface of the plane. "I'd give my bottom bit for it to be a public restroom at this point."
Pinkie belched, "With our luck, it's probably a Tim Horseton's."
Dead World; Dead Detritus
Th-Thap!
Rainbow Dash landed first. She kept a respectable distance from the metallic structure looming in front of her. The ground was littered with an assortment of random shrapnel—all rusted and bent awkwardly about.
Th-Thwump! Ariel touched down behind the petite pegasus.
"Soooooo..." She scratched her scalp with a pair of wingfeathers. "...if this is some sort of catapult, I'd say they're a teensy bit out of range from the world's edge."
"It's not a catapult," Rainbow said. She raised her goggles and furrowed her scarred brow. "But it was made to be moved around."
Ariel's eyes fell to the stone bed of the plane. Near the closer corners of the structure's four-sided base, the remnants of a rusted wheel lay strewn about. "I see..."
A cold brisk wind blew over the desolate plane... and it was evident that this wind never died down. Ever. The structure creaked as it slowly rocked in one direction... then settled back to the original. Then there would be another frigid breeze and the pointlessly laborious process would repeat. There were chains and loosely-connected bits of metal dangling off the middle-level of the thinly framed tower.
In truth, it was more of a multi-tiered pedestal than a tower. It stretched barely taller than two stories, and many of the metal surfaces had been rusted with age, elements, and neglect. Had it not been for the stark, simple fact that this was the only artificial construct for hundreds upon hundreds of untold flat kilometers, then the likes of Rainbow and Ariel wouldn't have given the object a second glance.
"I was... kinda sorta expecting something more epic than this to greet us on the Dark Side," Ariel said.
"What would you have preferred?" Rainbow murmured as she trotted at length around the foundation in a lazy circle. "A tall, twisted black obelisk that could turn your mind and body inside out through sheer chaotic madness?"
"... ... ..." Ariel shifted where she stood. "Well... maybe not my mind... ... ..."
"Hmmmmm..." Rainbow reached the far end of the structure—away from the direction that the rest of the unseen Herald were gradually trotting from. Here, she saw the entrance to the platform: a series of steps ascended in a zig-zagged fashion, winding up the neck of the structure and ending at the topmost platform lined with thin black railings. "Judging from the size of the stairs, they're made for ponies like you and me."
"So..." Ariel leaned forward, eyes bright and blue in the twilight. "...this was crafted by the Emeraldinians!"
"How?"
"H-huh?"
Rainbow was squinting at the structure. "Where did they get the metal for it?" She calmly breathed in and breathed out while the structure groaned and creaked in the wind above her. "They couldn't have carried that much stuff from the Light Side via the Gondola. Unless..." She rubbed her chin, gazing off into the curved horizon overshadowing them. "...they forged it."
"They could have built a forge at Darkreach," Ariel said. "I mean... this is not Darkreach. Heh."
"I could have told you that, girl." Rainbow scuffled sideways slightly. She stared closely at the metal debris lying spread across the stone. She noted the remnants of a long bar—shattered down its rusted length. There was a tiny cylindrical chamber lying on its side, resembling the base of a torch. The thin metal framework was darker than the rest of the metal, charred black by something other than rust. "A manatorch," Rainbow Dash thought aloud. "Unicorns."
"H-hey!" Ariel beamed. "You really know your ruins!"
"Not well enough..." Rainbow knelt down low, squinting at a purely round shell. She was staring at something that looked like one half of a sphere. If it weren't for a length of chain anchoring the hollow concave thing to a stake in the rock-solid earth, then surely it would have been blown away ages ago. "I... don't know what this is... although it seems strangely familiar for some reason."
Ariel's ears perked. "Do any of your friends know what it could be?"
Rainbow's muzzle scrunched. "Not really. I mean... Pinkie Pie thinks it's a pasta drainer." She exhaled, approaching the base of the structure. "At this point, I'm half-tempted to believe her."
"Heh..."
Rainbow reached the bottom foundation. She waited for it to shift, creak, and groan. Then—without flinching a muscle—she placed one hoof up onto the bottom step... followed by a second.
"Ah!" Ariel winced all over, wingtips flaring. "Ah ah ah ah—!"
"Relax," Rainbow droned, and proceeded to trot up the crooked, rusted steps. "It's sturdy."
"My butt is sturdy!" Ariel frowned. "Why do you always gotta do things the dangerous and impulsive way?"
Rainbow's vision scraped across her from above as she rounded a flight of rested stairs.
Ariel rolled her eyes. "Right..." A sigh. "Forgot who I was talking to." Wings flapping, she ascended the lazy way to meet Rainbow at the top.
Rainbow shuffled to a stop in the middle of an eight-foot-by-eight-foot platform. There was no top, ceiling, or awning. Naked twilight shimmered down onto a flat metal pedestal surrounded on all sides by narrow railings—railings that may have once been strong enough to keep a guard pony from plummeting over the edge of the lookout post.
"It's a lookout post...!" Ariel wheezed.
"Thanks for reading my mind." Rainbow's eyes traveled up a pair of metal spokes jutting up and positioned parallel to two corners of the topmost platform. Scrutinizing the scene, Rainbow noticed a pair of rusted hooks dangling loosely from two-thirds up the height of the spokes. "Hmmmm..." She smiled warmly to herself. "Hammock."
Ariel flashed her a look. "Huh?"
"There was a hammock here," Rainbow said. "Once upon a time."
"How do you know?"
"Trust me." Rainbow swallowed. "I just do." She gazed off towards the horizon from which they walked. From that height, she could make out a narrow line of bitter pale blue. "Although... nopony's slept here or even minded a post here for who knows how long. Years... maybe even lifetimes."
Ariel gulped. "So much for Darkreach."
Rainbow glanced at her.
"I mean... that's gotta settle it, right?" Ariel grimaced noticeably. "They abandoned the Gondola. They abandoned the precipice. They abandoned this post..." She sighed. "There can't be any survivors of the Emeraldinian Expedition... can there?"
"If there were..." Rainbow shuddered. "It'd have to be their grandfoals."
"Great great great great grandfoals is more like it," Ariel said.
Rainbow didn't have a response to that. Something had caught her eye. She trotted over to a rectangular solid of metal that stood out from the rest of the platform. There was a narrow black space between the top of the box and the base of it, and everything inside was ink black.
"A chest?" Ariel remarked.
"One way to find out." Rainbow rushed over and gripped the lid. She lifted... hard... but the opening to the metal container refused to budge. "Rrrrrngh! Dang rust... thought I l-left you in Red Barge!"
"Here, lemme help." Ariel rushed over, gripped her side of the lid, and lifted as well. Straining and sweating, she somehow managed to throw a silly glare in Rainbow's direction. "Them meat on your bones is stretched paper thin, girl! You need to get some protein in you!"
"You're one to t-talk," Rainbow hissed, straining.
"What's that supposed to mean—?!"
Crack!
At last, the chest opened. Several white shapes scattered in the air—like moths. Rainbow and Ariel flinched... only to realize that it was shredded paper bits. The debris scattered, filling the cold air with a moldy smell. Thunder echoed from the precipice in the distance as Rainbow looked into the belly of the chest. Reaching in, she winced to feel a pile of scribbled manuscripts reduced to dry and flaky pulp—completely unreadable.
Ariel bore a bittersweet smile. "I wonder what they even wrote about."
"Judging from the view?" Rainbow turned once more to the pale thin line twinkling behind them. "Probably about a sunrise that never came."
"Hey..." Ariel pointed. "Look! Something's still in tact."
Rainbow dipped her head low. She reached into the chest... then pulled her hooves back out, cradling a brown metal slab. There were several lines and blemishes etched into the half-rusted plate. Rainbow was at a loss to make heads or tails out of the blurred lines and criss-crossing geometric shapes.
"Is it... a language?" Ariel suggested. "Some sort of written primer?"
"Don't look like any runes I've seen," Rainbow exclaimed, shaking her head. "Nothing repeats. It's just a flat line and then an empty space and then a bunch of tiny little squigglies—"
"A map."
Rainbow flashed Ariel a look.
Ariel shrugged. "Maybe it's a map of some sort."
"Hrmmm..." Rainbow returned to scrutinizing the slab up close. "If this is supposed to be an Emeraldinian map, then the Dark Side is a wholllllle lot smaller than we all thought."
The air filled with deep, breathy cackles.
"That wasn't so funny, Ariel," Rainbow muttered.
"Uhhhhh... I agree?" Ariel responded awkwardly.
"Then why the weird laugh?"
"I... didn't laugh, Rainbow."
"....?" Rainbow turned to look at her.
Ariel stared back, blinking in confusion. "What? I didn't. Honest."
Rainbow's lips pursed. She looked all around. The lofty pedestal was surrounded in a blue gloss of arid, lifeless stone. Aside from the breeze and lazily dangling chains, all was still.
"How about..."
"A nap?" Ariel rested a hoof on the Austraeoh's shoulder. "How many hours have you gone without sleep?"
"I haven't bothered to keep count."
"Of what?" Ariel arched an eyebrow. "Of shuteye? Or your marbles?"
"Meh," Rainbow meh'd, then proceeded to plop the slab over her flank until it was firmly balanced. "Let's get this to the dudes back at the caravan... give 'em an excuse to feel smart."
"Heehee! Sounds like a plan...!"
Things Are Looking "Up"
"The Hell are you drawing, Keps?" Logan belched.
"Shhhhh!" The wyvern sat hunched-over on the back of the sled Logan was pulling. "I am channeling inspirration..."
"From what? My farts?"
"Please, brrotherr!" Kepler rasped. He drew a pen across a rectangular piece of parchment. "I am attempting to constrruct a map of ourr trravels..."
"Pffft. What's that going to amount to at this point?!" Logan smirked as he marched firmly ahead. "Just drag a straight line across a blank canvas and spit all over it."
"Can we not afforrd a modicum of serriousness?! Should we find the need to backtrrack, we will wish to know wherre we'rre headed and wherre we came frrom!"
"How can you even draw in the dark?" Logan looked over his shoulder. "Do wyverns possess some sort of 'hair sense' that I don't know about?"
"It's ourr whiskerrs."
"Whoah. You dudes have whiskers?! I've never noticed!"
Flynn called out from Logan's left. "You've decided to frame it based on the north edge, right?"
"Stay out of this, baldy!"
Kepler looked over, adjusting his spectacles. "What was that, brrotherr?"
Flynn's mechanical eye glinted in the distance from the twilight. "I said—you decided to frame your map based on the northern edge of the plane, yes?"
"To what end, dearr frriend?!"
"I mean... we're heading west now! I hope you've got that sketched out!"
"The Hell do you mean, we're heading west?!" Logan belched.
"Do kindly explain!" Kepler hollered.
"I mean... first we were going East..."
"Yeah...?!" Logan squinted.
"But—now that we're on the opposite side of the plane from where we started—we're literally going west!"
"Pffft! Are not!" Logan spat.
"We totally are! Think about it!"
"I am!" Logan frowned. "And you're a cancerous asshole!"
"Dude! We never stopped going in one singular direction!"
"Uh... you do remember the big friggin' curve we experienced in the talons of a heroic dragon lady...?!"
"Still to the point! We're going in the same direction that we originally were! Just... from east to west across the same plane!"
"Goddes alive, what an idiot—"
"So I sure as Hell hope that Kepler is drawing a map with us moving from right to left!"
"He totally isn't!"
"How would you know, fatass?"
"If he's smart, he'll be drawing our path from left to right! Cuz that's where we're headed! East!"
"Pffft—Big Show—"
"Space East!"
"East died back at Bleak's Plummet!" Flynn exclaimed, trotting closer. "You gotta learn to think three-dimensionally!"
"Get back in line, dipshit—"
Flynn gestured with a free hoof. "We have the Light Side as a frame of reference. Knowing our distance relative to the length and width of Rohbredden and the Grand Choke we can get a general idea of how far we have to go to get to the Midnight Armory!"
"To what end?"
"Well, if what Rainbow Dash says is true, then it's position on the opposite side of Equestria, right? So if we see ourselves as retracing her path west—"
"That's stupid. You're stupid."
"Dude! We have lest distance to travel because the concave end of the plane has a smaller surface area and—"
"Stop overcompensating for the fact that you're a dumbass and we're still heading east."
"It's not east, bro!"
"It totally is! Look!" Logan looked over his shoulder. "You're drawing us going from left to right, aren't you, Kepler?"
"Actually..." The wyvern concentrated on where he was scribbling with his pen. "I am drafting a vertical map."
Flynn and Logan blinked simultaneously. "Vertical???"
"Indeed." Kepler smiled through his tusks. "And I am endeavorring to anticipate the many obstacles we have yet to face by allowing a generrous amount of blank space along the top porrtion of the map."
"Oh for crying out..." Logan rolled his eyes. "Is there something in the air here?! I swear, the whole Herald has gone stupid."
"A vertical map?!" Flynn grimaced. "Kepler, I love you like a brother, but—are you actually drawing from the bottom?"
"Indubitably."
"That has got to be the absolute most convoluted way to perform cartography! I mean... how are you going to account for latitudes in that sort of a fashion?!"
"In this case, they will be verrtical, of courrse."
"Ugh... I feel like I'm going to vomit."
"What's the big deal, baldy—?"
"You can't draw veritcal maps, Big Show! It's just... just... really gross!"
Just then, Wildcard let loose a shrill whistle in the distance.
"Harrk!" Kepler tilted his head up. A ruby light glinted off his glasses. "Movement!"
"Whoah!" Logan scuffled to a stop as Ariel and Rainbow Dash touched down. "There you gals are! What did you find?"
"Not much," Ariels aid. "Exceppppppt for a lone tower of rusted metal sitting out in the middle of nowhere."
"No kidding?"
"Yeah." Rainbow nodded. "About half a mile ahead of us. It... looks like it was left here by ponies with unicorn powers."
Flynn craned his neck. "What's that in your saddlebag?"
"Oh, this?" Rainbow opened the satchel to reveal the metal slab with etchings. "It's the only thing we discovered that was still in tact."
"What the Hell is it?" Logan asked, muzzle scrunching. "Looks too small to be a hot plate."
"Big Show..." Flynn sighed.
"What?! I'm hungry!"
"The girls and I have been chatting about it while Ariel and I flew back here," Rainbow said, sliding her goggles back. "We think it might be a map. But... it's not like any map we've ever seen. Just... can't make heads or tails out of it."
"Hmmmm..." Kepler scratched his hairy chin. "Perrhaps..." He reached his claws out, repositioned the slab, then held his unfinished map up next to it. "...if you arrrange it verrtically like so?"
Rainbow blinked. For the bottom sliver of the slab, the etchings perfectly matched the meager scratches that Kepler had already begun making on the parchment.
The wyvern smiled victoriously.
Ariel and Wildcard exchanged glances.
"Oh..." Logan blinked.
"Huh..." Flynn's ears drooped. "...well, screw me, I guess."
A Frame of Reference
"Sooooo..." Flynn leaned in, using his horn to illuminate the slab in Kepler's grasp. "Does it match what you've sketched so far?"
Kepler held his parchment next to the relic. Aside from the edge of the world and a whole lot of nothing, there was very little to reference.
Wildcard waved his good talon awkwardly from side to side.
"Well..." Kepler tapped his fuzzy chin. "If Arriel and Rrainbow found a metal towerr apprroximately half a kilometerr forrwarrd frrom ourr position..." He ran his pen up along the parchment, then compared the equivalent distance from the bottom edge of the slab. He found a tiny-tiny circle etched into the old metal. "Ha-Hah! A lookout point, no doubt."
"Then..." Logan leaned his burly shoulder in and pointed at yet another circle. "...this must be another lookout?"
"Aye." Kepler nodded. "With perrhaps anotherr towerr."
"So... like..." Ariel pointed towards the dark horizon far past Wildcard and the sled Seraphimus was on. "Way off in that direction?"
"Too farr forr ourr norrmal eyes to see, I suspect," Kepler said.
"That's south of us, right?" Flynn remarked.
"Eugh..." Logan rolled his eyes. "Will you give it a rest already?"
"Let's assume for the moment that it is another lookout point," Rainbow Dash said. "Why would it be there and—more importantly—where could Darkreach be in relation?"
"The location of Darkrreach seems obvious to me," Kepler said, adjusting his spectacles. He drew his pen along the length of the metal slab. "Just beyond this currved line..." The pen passed over a half-circle and ended at a rectangular etching. "...is what appearrs to be the rreprresentation of a strructurre. A rremarrkably larrge one if I do say so myself."
Ariel whistled. "The Emeraldinians must have been busy."
"That rremains to be seen, my dearr," Kepler hummed. "Judging from the equadistant points wherre the lookouts arre separrated by the latitudinal line passing thrrough the rrectangle towarrds ourr side, I suspect they werre meant as guidepoints forr drrawing successive expeditions frrom the edge to wherre Onyxxus' subjects werre meant to colonize."
"Hey..." Rainbow blinked, then looked at Ariel. "That probably explains the remnants of manacrystals and torches that we found at the rusted tower."
Ariel nodded back. "Unicorns must have been posted at the towers; their job was to light the path for reinforcements from the Gondola."
"To us—this dimly-lit trrek frrom the edge must feel terrribly daunting, but I do suspect that it was akin to a merre strroll acrross the strreet forr the denizens of Darrkrreach." Kepler looked up at the rest of the Herald. "We can't be farr now, my frriends."
"Sweet." Logan leaned back. "So we keep going forward, right?"
"With slight adjustment," Flynn said. "If the tower the girls discovered is more or less in front of us, and the other lookout post is out of sight..."
Kepler spoke: "We will need to adjust ourr movement by about thirrty degrrees." He adjusted. "Towarrds the south as Flynn so loves to call it."
Flynn pouted. "Because it is the South."
"Bleh!" Logan re-shouldered the straps to his sled. "Why can't we just call it 'Left' from now on?"
"That's the utter definition of stupid."
"Why?"
"Because we gotta keep 'left' and 'right' reserved for more practical purposes!"
"So what? We gotta invent new cardinal directions?"
"If we have to, yes!"
"Ughhhhhh baldy! You are the worst!"
"I'm serious!"
"How about 'Bork' and 'Crouth?' Those aren't easy to say."
"Says you. They sound like your belches."
"Blarrrrrrgh..."
As Logan pulled the sled, Kepler was dragged along with him. Rainbow kept up with the wyvern a brisk trot. "Sooooooooooo... you think you could maybe update the map as we go along?"
"I can do you one betterr, Rrainbow One!" Beaming through his tusks, the Heraldite began rubbing his pen over the parchment with the etched slab directly underneath. "I shall copy what was so unwittingly prrovided by the Emerraldinians and then make adjustments as we go!"
"Hey. Neato."
"Why make a map when you can steal it? Ha-Hah!" His spectacles glinted in the twilight. "I swearr... my laziness has gotten crriminal with each mile placed between me and Wyverrn Point."
"Don't sweat it, Kepler," Rainbow said with a slight smirk. "If it's simple and it works... go for it."
"Indeed." Kepler spoke over his shoulder to Flynn and Logan. "Make surre to adjust ourr heading by about thirrty degrrees, brrotherrs! It would be most forrtuitous if we arrrived prrecisely on Darrkrreach's doorrstep!"
"Sure thing, Daddy Kepler!"
"Chill, Big Show. And begin strafing. We gotta head south a bit."
"Don't you mean 'Crouth?'"
"UGH!"
Rainbow slowed her trot slightly. She watched at a distance as Wildcard hitched himself to his sled and began pulling at a brisk pace to catch up with Logan and Kepler. Flynn trotted between them, and the penumbra of his glowing horn caught the silver glint of Seraphimus' feathers as she rode along, unconscious.
A cold sigh escaped Rainbow's nostrils.
Just then, the pretty face of Ariel blocked her line of view. "Is everything okay, Rainbow?"
"Hmmm? Oh. Sure. Just..." Rainbow waved a hoof from side to side. "...pretty dang convenient that we found that slab where we did." She smiled lightly. "And I'm still jazzed to find out if we can make any use of Axan's dragonstone."
Ariel nodded. "I'm sure something will become obvious to us in time."
"That's the one thing I can never shake about my travels..." Rainbow shuffled ahead at a lazy pace. Her petite hooves splashed in tiny puddles over cold stone. "I've been stalked by dragons... chased by airships... attacked by psychopaths... and yet..." She cracked the joints in her neck and exhaled. "...a lot of really lucky Mad Griffins tend to fall right into my awesome lap when they're most needed." A beat. She rolled her eyes and looked towards the space to her right. "Alright, fine, Twilight. 'Macguffins.' There. I said it. You happy?"
"Is everything okay?" Ariel suddenly asked.
Rainbow did a double-take. She looked at her. "Uhhh... yeah. Sure." She arched an eyebrow. "Why?"
"You seemed a bit distracted earlier when we were out scouting."
Rainbow merely squinted. "I was?"
"I couldn't help but notice." Ariel giggled. "I notice you a lot."
"Yeah. I noticed—dang it!"
"Heeheehee..."
"We've been through a lot, Ariel. And this whole place is friggin' weird and I'm under a lot of pressure to find the colony of Darkreach so we can have some sort of Celestia-forsaken foundation to this entire crazy trek and—"
Ariel raised her hoof. "Say no more. But if it's of any consolation, we're here for you."
"Well, I know you are."
"Serious. I mean it." Ariel's brow furrowed. "You're the single most important thing about this journey, Rainbow. Between you, the powers of Austraeoh, and your old friends..." She smiled. "...you can sense an awful lot. But even still—none of that is a mirror."
"Meaning...?"
"The Herald and I—we can't help but say something when we feel like something is up. I hope you... you understand it when we do so."
"Oh. Totally."
"So..." Ariel took a deep breath. "...you sure you're okay?"
"I'm... tired, I guess."
"You can take Kepler's place on Logan's sled and catch some z's," Ariel said. "I'm sure Logan wouldn't mind. Plus, I really really doubt you way more than our favorite wyvern—"
"Oh come on. Kep's a pipsqueak."
"I still stand by itttttttttttt," Ariel said, sticking her tongue out.
Rainbow rolled her eyes and flapped her wings. She flew after the rest of the Herald. "We gotta make some headway first. So far, this has been nothing but a rambling rip through the dark. I wanna find something before we can make camp."
Ariel nodded and glided gently after her. "Whatever you say, bud."
"Stop being weird."
"No promises."
Come To Your Senses
"We're making progress, Rainbow!" Rarity said in a chipper tone. She smiled back her and her friends' anchor as they glided slowly after the bodies of the Herald below. "There's a ravine up ahead! I sense it!"
Twilight Sparkle brightened. "Just like the one in the map! Er... slab!"
Pinkie Pie giggled.
"Very nice, Rarity," Rainbow said, flapping her wings steadily. Her eyelids blinked heavily under the constant twilight. "Just let us know when we're almost over it."
"Right." Twilight nodded. "We don't want the Herald suddenly plunging into a crazy abyss."
"I doubt it's that steep and dark a chasm, silly!" Pinkie Pie insisted.
"Even still." Twilight looked at the others. "We don't want to take any chances."
"I'm with Twilight on this one," Applejack drawled.
"Very well, then." Rarity nodded. "I'll be sure to give plenty of advance warning. Still..." She sighed gently. "This is some welcome calm after all the mayhem we endured to get over the edge."
"Donnnnn't jiiiiiiiinx itttttttttt," Pinkie Pie hummed.
"Oh don't be silly, darling. I think we've met the worst kind of odds already!"
"You'rrrrrrrrrre jiiiiiiiiiiiiiinxiiiiiiiiiiiing itttttttt!"
"Eugh..."
"Y'know..." Applejack squinted, tilting the brim of her hat forward. "Is it just me... or are the stars above us gettin' awfully bright all of a sudden?"
"I'm sure it's just you, AJ," Twilight said.
"'Cuz they sure seem so to me," Applejack insisted. "Wonder if that's just a natural state of bein' on this side of the plane for so dang long. Even the dimmest speck of light becomes a dag'blame'd sun."
"Heaven forbid!" Rarity exclaimed. "Literally, in this case." She let loose a nervous laugh.
"It's just our eyes' way of adjusting to the constant darkness, I'm sure, Applejack," Twilight said.
"Yeah, but we're ghosts."
"Hmmmm?"
Applejack squinted at Twilight. "We don't have natural eyes to adjust to nothin'. We're essences of Harmony at the very best. So how come it's so unnerving all of a sudden?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh..." Twilight's ears drooped. "Shoot. I... don't have answer to that."
"It beginssssssss!" Pinkie chortled.
"Now enough of that, Pinkie!" Rarity scolded while Pinkie Pie giggled. "You're going to give us all migraines at this rate!"
"But we don't have heads! Just ask Rarity!"
"Pinkieeeeeeee..."
"Heeheehee..."
All the while, Rainbow Dash was concentrating on the Herald down below. Her eyes rested on the two sleds... on Flynn and Kepler marching between them... and on Ariel flying at a lower altitude.
The petite pegasus exhaled slowly. Her eyes darted slightly to the left.
She spotted the sled that Seraphimus was being dragged on. The starlight caught her silver feathers in a modest glint. And then—
Shadows.
Moving shadows.
"... ... ...?" Rainbow Dash threw her gaze to the left.
Something darted out the corner of her eye.
"...!" Rainbow looked to the right.
She saw nothing but the gentle haze of stars. Otherwise, all was still and tranquil above a solid black horizon gradually looping upwards.
Rainbow's breaths were slightly ragged for the space of a minute.
One mare in particular noticed it.
"Rainbow...?" With a soothing tone in her voice, Fluttershy floated closer. "Is something the matter?"
Rainbow gulped. "No. I'm... I'm fine..."
"Rainbow... ... ..." Fluttershy put on a mild version of the stare. It still rocked Rainbow to her core. "Don't make me sick Applejack on you."
"You wouldn't dare."
Fluttershy tilted her face up with a smug grin.
Rainbow sighed. She looked left... she looked right... and then she floated closer to her ghostly companion. "Flutters... have you... uh..."
"Yes, Rainbow...?"
Rainbow gulped, glancing around. "Have you sensed anything... or anyone out of the ordinary?"
"No, Rainbow." Fluttershy shook her head. "I can't say that I have."
"Nothing whatsoever?"
"This entire landscape has been dead as a grave. Even deader. I can't even detect the remnants of organic material. It's all... delightfully blank. Well..." Fluttershy rubbed her fetlocks pensively together. "I don't suppose that's quite so 'delightful,' but it is putting my head at ease." She chuckled slightly under her breath.
"Well, that's good." Rainbow sighed. "I guess."
"Should... I be sensing anything?" Fluttershy asked.
Rainbow bit her lip.
"Rainbow, if you have something to tell us—"
"I just... rmmmff... can't shake this strange feeling," Rainbow murmured.
"What feeling?"
"As if we're being followed."
Fluttershy's eyes widened slightly. "F-followed?"
"Ehhh... yeahhhhhhhh..." Rainbow fidgeted in mid-glide.
Fluttershy looked all around, her ghostly mane tossing. "By what?"
"I don't know."
"What's giving you the idea that—?"
"I keep sensing... things," Rainbow murmured. "Like... shadows. Reflections. Shades of stuff... y'know?"
"No, I don't know." Fluttershy's brow furrowed. "How long have you been experiencing this?"
"Honestly?"
"Of course."
"Ever since we took off. Er... Ariel and I. Ever since we began flying."
"You don't suppose it's the Dragonstone?"
"Huh?"
"The piece of Axan you picked up," Fluttershy suggested. "It's magical, right?"
"So Twilight says."
"And it's just as old as Axan is... er... was." Fluttershy cleared her throat. "There's an awful lot about it that we don't understand."
"Yeah. But even still... why would it be making me so..." Rainbow shivered slightly. "...paranoid?"
"Is that how you feel?"
"Errrr..."
"Why didn't you tell Ariel when she talked to you earlier? She seemed concerned—"
"I can't tell her that I'm feeling a bit rattled by shadows'n'crud."
"And why not?"
"Because she and the Herald are depending on me," Rainbow hissed, floating close to her ghostly companion. "I'm the one with all the crazy senses that they don't understand. If I can't get a grip on it—how can I expect them to ascertain it any better?"
"They're your friends, Rainbow Dash! Your protectors and allies—"
"But they're still not the Austraeoh, Fluttershy," Rainbow insisted, gazing down at her travelling companions. "When push comes to shove, there's still a bunch of crud that I and only I will have to carry on my shoulders. Well... the rest of you girls too, I suppose, but even that's different." She gulped. "I just... can't burden them with crud until I know more about what this Dark Side is doing to me and my... er... Austraeoh-ness."
"Rainbow Dash..." Fluttershy folded her hooves in mid-glide and gave her anchor a stern look. "Haven't we all learned by now that honesty is the best policy?"
"Yeah. But..."
"But nothing. If you're feeling that you feel concerned about, then you should tell the Herald. You're right that there are only things that the Austraeoh can handle. But you should remember that the Austraeoh is not alone in this! There's a role for Eljunburma as well! And let us not forget what Yiffydehm did in bringing all of us girls back!"
"It's 'Eljunbyro' and 'Yaerfaerda'."
"You know what I mean," Fluttershy muttered. "Rainbow, forgive me, but there's an awful lot of strange sounding words to memorize..."
Rainbow smirked slightly. "There are... aren't there."
"Promise me that you'll bring this new sensation of yours to the group."
Rainbow Dash blinked.
Fluttershy leaned in. "Promise. Me."
"S-sure thing!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "You bet! And... uhm... I'll see about having Kepler or Big Show carry the Dragonstone for a while." She smiled crookedly. "Share the load and all that token fluff."
"Token?"
"Sorry. Tired."
"That's an excuse you'll run out of sooner than you think." Fluttershy nevertheless smiled. "But I'm glad you've come to your senses... or some of them, at least."
"What would I do without you, Fluttershy?"
"Uhm... I'm scared to think."
"That makes the two of us."
Rooster Crows at Midnight
Scraping.
Jostling.
Feathers and gold.
Moisture and stone.
A headcrest shifted... shifted again.
One eye opened. Dull. Charcoal brown.
A second eye opened.
Blinking.
A dead, flat horizon shook and shifted. Black on black.
Another blink.
The eyes darted upwards at an angle.
Another horizon—this one bent, stretching upward and blotting out the stars.
A body loomed in the foreground, hitched to a shed crafted by metal planks tied together. Dark black feathers and a midnight coat flexed with bruised muscles. Bandages seeped with glowing blood, and a lion's tail flicked through the twilight.
She inhaled. Exhaled.
She moved her muscles—
—but she did not budge.
A horrible weight was pressing upon her from multiple angles.
She tried moving again. Claws wriggling. Tail snaking.
It was no use. She was one with the sled. Inch by inch, the aches and pains of combat screamed back into her limbs—but that wasn't what tore the breath out of her lungs.
"Rrrrrrrrrr..."
Darkness and twilight. Bodies shifting. Voices.
And off in the distance...
"Rrrghhhh—"
A flounce of color. Like the living manifestation of a prism. It stood out like a beacon amidst the shadows.
"Rrrrrrrrrrgh—Aaaaaaaaaaaaugh!"
She shook and twisted and spat from where she was bound. An angry beak bit and clattered at the air—nearly frothing.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!" She hissed and snarled and hyperventilated, causing the entire sled to rock and rattled from where it was being dragged. "Damn... d-damn you...!"
The body dragging her twisted about. A pair of black goggles reflected a possessed griffon's yelling maw.
"JORDAN!" she seethed, eyes twitching with impenetrable madness. "Curse you! Curse you to blighted oblivion you... rnnnngh—Godless coward! FOOL!"
"My starrs and garrterrs!" a voice rolled from the distance.
"The Hell is that noise...?!" another voice blurted.
Wildcard whistled. She could see the claws of one talon motioning high in the air.
An obese shape hobbled over. "Huh?" A dull sigh. "Awwww for Pete's sake..."
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!"
"Say Dashie?" Pinkie chirped.
"Hmmm?" Rainbow Dash blinked tiredly as she flew alongside Ariel.
"You're looking really healthy!" she exclaimed.
Rainbow's face turned, carrying a deathly deadpan expression.
Even Ariel noticed it. She looked aside with an anxious squint.
"I am?" Rainbow droned.
"Hee-hee-hee!" Pinkie nodded briskly. "Uh huhhhhhhhh..."
"Well, cool... I guess..." Rainbow slurred.
"I mean it!" Pinkie cooed. "You're strong and level-headed and full of spunk!"
"Pinkie... sugarcube..." Applejack sighed. "Is there a reason for this heap'o'compliments?"
"Yes, darling." Rarity nodded. "Do explain what is so unique about Rainbow's spunk at the moment." The ghostly fashionista instantly blushed. "Erm... you know what I mean."
"I'm only trying to say that Rainbow's been full and wide awake for hours! Days!" Pinkie sing-songed.
"Yeah..." Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "...and?"
"Plblbllblblblb!" Pinkie stuck her tongue out. "No more fainting spells, silly!"
Rainbow blinked.
"Oh gosh..." Fluttershy looked at the other mares. "Pinkie's right!"
"Well I'll be darned..." Applejack lifted her hat to scratch her ghostly head. "That's... that's a thang, ain't it?" She plopped the article back on before looking at the rest of the mares. "Didn't Rainbow suffer from shiverin' spells and faintin' before y'all picked up me at Starkiss?"
"All of my journey, actually..." Rainbow Dash gulped. "Ever since leaving Equestria..."
"What?" Ariel blinked, flying closer to Rainbow. "What about leaving Equestria?"
"Twilight?" Fluttershy looked at the unicorn in question. "Have you noticed Rainbow having one of her chaos-induced fainting spells recently?"
"I... can't say that I have..." Twilight rubbed her chin, squinting in thought. "Funny. I was so focused on our talks with Luna and the situation with Bleak's Plummet to pay much attention..."
"Cuz Dashie's been going on for a longgggggggggggg time without going kerplunk!" Pinkie Pie said. "I'm guessing that she got over it!"
"Pinkie, I'm part chaos," Rainbow Dash said. "There's not 'getting over it.'"
"Still... she's got a point, sugarcube," Applejack said. "From what I hear... you was gettin' close to dyin' on several occasions. Only—on account of the flame—"
"Utaan!" Fluttershy gasped. She looked at the others. "The rune she found at the Last Seed! And the flame within!"
"You think that... cured her?" Rarity stammered.
"Oh, wouldn't that be wonderful?!" Fluttershy gasped.
"I... I don't know..." Twilight murmured.
"Oh Twi..." Pinkie pouted. "Don't be a poopy-saddle."
"No, I mean..." Twilight Sparkle grimaced slightly. "There's got to be something else to it."
"You mean now that we're on the Dark Side?" Applejack said.
"Perhaps."
Rainbow blinked. "Huh... I never... thought much about that."
"Thought about what?" Ariel blurted.
Rainbow looked at her.
Ariel smiled sheepishly. "Can ya blame a girl for being nosy?"
"Pinkie Pie just made an observation," Rainbow explained. "Ariel, do... do you remember the last time I collapsed?"
"You mean because of your chaotic dizzy spells?"
"Right."
"Kinda... but... but I think it was a bit different."
"Huh?"
"Well, remember on our way east from Frostknife?" Ariel spoke. "After we had gotten some distance between ourselves and Starkiss, you... uh... you started having some super freaky nightmares and—"
"I collapsed like a dead brick," Rainbow droned.
"That's right!" Rarity nodded. "You did, darling!"
"You haven't had nightmares since the Utaan rune, though, have you?" Fluttershy asked.
Rainbow looked at her. "I've barely even slept since the Last Seed, Flutters."
"Still... you haven't collapsed either." Fluttershy folded her forelimbs. "I still think there's a reason for that."
"But..." Applejack squinted. "If bein' on the Dark Side... so far away from Harmony and Equestrian magic could have an effect..."
Rainbow's brow furrowed in thought. She looked over at Ariel again. "I'm part chaos, right?"
Ariel nodded. "Right."
"And... and this whole side of the Plane is pretty much dominated by chaos... right?"
Ariel gulped. "It's sure as not harmony."
"So like... what if..." Rainbow fidgeted in mid-glide. "...so long as I'm on the Dark Side... I'm not going to die from the poison of chaos?" She bit her lip. "Or at least not die as fast?"
"I've got an even freakier question," Ariel murmured.
"Yeah...?"
Ariel pointed at Rainbow's pendant. "What happens when that comes off on this side of the Plane?"
Rainbow's marefriends all locked up, stiff and tense.
Rainbow brought a hoof to her Element. The ruby lightning bolt flickered slightly.
"That's... pretty freaky indeed..."
Ariel smirked slightly. "Wanna test it out?"
Rainbow merely squinted at her. She prepared a sarcastic response, but—
Off from the distance: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!"
Ariel and Rainbow jolted in place. They both looked down and behind them.
"The Hell...?" Ariel grimaced. "Is someone strangling an infected cat?"
"Rrrggggggh! Verlaxion damn you all to oblivion!"
"Don't tell me..." Rainbow's ears folded. "That's..."
Fluttershy sighed. "It is."
Your Regularly Scheduled RAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
"Gaa-aaaaughhh!" Seething, writhing, Seraphimus hollered at the nearest thing to her. "Goddess damn you, Jordan! At least the Blight is natural decay in Verlaxion's shadow! But you?!" She forced the sled to rock and rattled as she rambled and spat. "You defiled all that was good in the light! You don't deserve her mercy! Damn you and every moment of trust I ever once held in you! The blood of Rohbredden is on your claws you impudent waste of flesh! Rrrrgh—baaaaaaaaaaaugh!"
Wildcard sighed. He calmly turned and looked at the rest of the Herald.
Logan stood, leaning a forelimb casually against his axe. Noticeably rattled, Kepler and Flynn remained huddled behind him... peeking over the obese stallion's girth to catch glimpses of the rabid griffin.
Not long after, Ariel and Rainbow Dash landed. Ariel winced hard... and immediately found a hiding place alongside Kepler and Flynn.
"Well..." Pinkie Pie dug the edge of her hoof into her ghostly ear as the air around them resonated with the impenetrable squawking. "...at least we've got a reliable sled alarm!"
"Pinkie..." Twilight sighed, then looked towards Applejack. "Applejack? Your thoughts?"
"She's plum loco."
"I mean... can you sense where she's at? Emotionally?"
"Yeah!" Applejack raised her voice to be heard amidst the bellowing. "I sense that she's plum loco!"
Twilight hollered back, "I mean can you tell if she's retaining any honest sanity inside that bird brain of hers?!?"
"Girls! Please!" Rarity clamped two hooves over her head and grimaced. "Isn't there enough yelling as it is?!"
"Maybe... uhm..." Fluttershy squirmed in place. "...maybe Wildcard can calm her down?"
Pinkie pointed. "He's been standing in front of her this whole time!"
"Oh... uh..." Fluttershy shifted in place. "...perhaps Kepler could fix up a nice warm Bleakweed broth?"
Twilight glared at her. "Seriously?" she droned.
"Well... it a-always worked for Angel whenever he was in a f-fussy mood!"
"Oh yeah?" Applejack raised an eyebrow. "Did Angel ever launch himself at you at the speed of sound while you was fixin' to cross to the Dark Side and nearly killed you and all yer friends in an apocalyptic temper tantrum?"
"Hmmmmm..." Fluttershy gulped, leaning away from the shrieking creature with a nervous smile. "M-maybe Wildcard can calm her down!"
"Eughhh..." Twilight Sparkle face-hoofed.
"Just relax everypony," Rainbow muttered aside.
"Relax?!?" Pinkie squeaked.
"Try... to relax!" Rainbow said with a frown... then trotted forward to join the Herald.
"...going to slay you infidels and feast your goddess forsaken entrails to the sharks! I swear to Verlaxion...!" Seraphimus continued, scarcely pausing to breathe.
Logan looked aside at Rainbow with a bored expression. He muttered, "You want me to say 'I told you so' or wait until an hour from now and then say 'I told you so?'"
"Stuff it, Big Show." Rainbow nodded in Wildcard's direction. "How long has she been awake for?"
"You mean you haven't heard the siren from second one?!" Ariel wheezed.
Wildcard held a few claws up, formed a fist, then a few less talons.
"Eight minutes..." Rainbow Dash nodded. Her nostrils flared with a winded sigh. "It's only been the sound of sentient explosions for eight minutes."
"Can we please find a way to silence her?!" Rarity shrieked, clutching her pony ears.
"Reckon there's only one way to make sure of that, sugarcube," Applejack said.
Rarity glared. "I'm open to any option."
"Seriously, though, this isn't good at all," Twilight said, grimacing. "We still don't know what we're in for out here. She could wake up Celestia-knows-what and send all of the Dark Side's populace after us!"
"Terrific..." Rainbow slurred.
"...because I am the Right Talon of Verlaxion! Chosen by the Goddess! By the Six Tribes I shall righteously slay you infidels!"
Flynn whistled. "She's said 'infidels'... like... eleven times."
"Aye..." Kepler nodded, blinking behind his spectacles. "And 'rrighteous' close to twenty-five."
"Who does that?" Flynn exhaled.
"I've got a better question," Logan belched. "Who allows it." Schiiing! He lifted the blade of his axe for emphasis while looking at Rainbow. "I'm tellin' ya, Rainbow... just one firm swing. Our ears—as well as Wildcard's muscles—will all be better off for it."
"The answer to that is the same now as it was at the Edge of the World, Big Show."
"But—"
"I don't like it any more than you do, but we are not killing her."
"Sooooooo..." Logan rubbed his aching head amidst the screaming. "...instead we're just killing ourselves slowly."
"Let it go, emo colt," Ariel said firmly. "Rainbow Dash said to spare Seraphimus' life and that's what we're doing."
"What life?!" Logan waved a meaty forelimb. "That's not a griffin! That's a bullhorn with tits!"
"She's the Austraeoh and what she says goes!"
"Oh, will you climb out her butt for one measely second?!" Logan frowned. "Being good, merciful, ethical horse-morons ain't gonna help us when Miss Screamgasm exposes us to the factions of the Trinary War with her radical uvulating!"
"It won't come to that!" Rainbow screamed—then winced from overcompensating for the bedlam. "Look—we've got a long way ahead of us before we run into anything—"
"We don't know that—"
"We've got a long way ahead!" Rainbow emphasized, frowning. "If there was something around that could hear 'Sirenphimus' then Fluttershy would be able to sense it first. And so far—she's sensed nothing nearby!" She turned to look at her ghostly companion. "Right, Fluttershy?"
"'Write?'" The wincing pegasus rubbed her ghostly ears. "'Write' what?!?"
"...into the gates of oblivion along with the infidels of the Seventh Tribe...!"
"Aaaaaaaand twelve," Flynn muttered out the side of his muzzle.
"Ha-Hah! She's on a rroll!"
"Okay... fine..." Rainbow trotted firmly towards the sled. "Maybe if I just let her get it all out of her system—"
With a shrill whistle, Wildcard blocked the petite pegasus' path.
"Get it out of her system?!" Logan cackled. "If she deflated anymore from yelling, we could use her as a throw rug!"
"Your desire to spare her life is a noble thing, Rainbow," Flynn said, nodding. "But... if you speak to her—face to face—while she's in this state..." He winced. "...then who knows how far gone Seraphimus will be. She'd probably be better off dead."
"Works in my book!" Logan said with a grin.
"No no no!" Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "We are not going to let her just roll over and die! The murder ended back in the land of Verlax!"
"Hah!" Logan's eyes narrowed. "Are you sure of that?"
"Rainbow—" Twilight began.
"Yes!" Rainbow huffed. "I am!" She knocked Wildcard's talon away, turned around, and headed straight towards the bent horizon. "If you insist—I won't talk to her. But we can't stop right here and hang around as if this is some sort of crazy griffin heavy metal concert! We gotta keep moving!"
"And... and..." Ariel shivered from head to tail. "Endure all of... that?"
Kepler added, "It would be considerrably morre bearrable if herr vitrriolic phrrases carried a morre rrobust vocabularry..."
"Grin and bear it..."
"But—" Flynn began.
"I said grin and bear it!" Rainbow hollered over her shoulder, beyond peeved. "You're the Herald! You've thrown yourself at wendigoes and sarosians for my sake! Surely a brief tune-in to 'Lost Marbles FM' won't murder you!" With a grunting sigh, she pressed onward... pointing with her wingtips. "Now come one! Up ahead, the plateau dips into a canyon. And—if the slab is of any indication—that's where we're going to find Darkreach!"
Wildcard sighed. Reluctantly, he shuffled back to the source of the screams and re-hitched himself to the vibrating sled.
"This..." Flynn rubbed his bald skull as he marched after Rainbow. "...is going to leave a mark on my cerebellum."
"Oh hush," Rainbow spat, frowning ahead. "This may be the Dark Side, but we're still creatures that need to breathe oxygen. Just give it an hour. She has to pass out at some point or another..."
An hour later...
"...rip every sinew of flesh out from underneath your putrid skin for every foal of Verlaxion freezing to death for your holocaustal sacriledge—!!!" the air echoed with the griffin's bellicose lungs.
Logan glanced aside under the sheen of twilight. "I told you so—"
"Stuff it!" Rainbow snarled.
Which Would Be Familiar
"...and sworn duty to the Council to avenge the Goddess at all costs! I don't care how many of the Blight's infidelic bastards stand in my way! You shall taste the wrath of Verlaxion with..."
"Thattttttt's fifty-seven!" Flynn said, still rubbing his head in mid-trot.
"Oh come on." Ariel frowned aside at the stallion. Their march had turned into a subtle slant, descending slowly towards a darker pocket of the landscape ahead of them. "That doesn't count!"
"Sure it does!"
"She said infidelic. That's not even a word!"
"Yes it is!"
"At least count it as 'fifty-six-and-a-half.'"
Flynn hollered back over the sound of Seraphimus' bellowing. "It's all in the meaning of the expression! I'm counting it as fifty-seven!"
"Horse hockey!"
"As much as I hate to take sides, my frriends," Kepler muttered, smiling tiredly back at the two. "But I do believe ourr brrotherr Flynn has a point."
"Really?" Logan huffed, sweating as he tugged and tugged the supply sled over a cleft of rock. The smooth earth below was being slowly replaced with a jagged, craggy texture. "She's spent hours barfing up homicidal nonsense and now you're grading the turkey buzzard on grammar?"
"What else are we going to do?" Flynn shrugged. "We can't judge her skill at billiards."
Ariel and Kepler laughed. It was a squeaky, wheezing expression at best. Soon, the sheer exhaustion of the migraine-inducing moment weighed down on them, and they sighed into the twilight. In the ensuing silence, Seraphimus' words echoed ever-explosively across the diminishing plateau.
"...meant for the Spring Havens! Not the bottomless abyss to which you've dispensed so many innocent, Goddess-fearing souls! In the name of the Queen of Frost I shall..."
"She's got the lungs of an endurance flier, that's for sure," Flynn muttered. "I just wonder if she'll keep yelling in her dreams once she finally passes out."
"If the bitch passes out," Logan grunted.
Ariel bit her lip. "I just feel bad for Wildcard this whole time. He's been in the direct line of sight of her hollering since she began."
Logan shouted over the noise. "Yo! Double-yoo! Enjoying the performance?"
A haggard, exhausted Desperado looked back from a distance. A middle-claw glinted in the twilight, and then he resumed his hobbling march.
Logan and Flynn chuckled.
Kepler cleared his throat. "Perrhaps... one of us should rrelieve him."
"Pffft. I'm not playing shotgun to Miss Shits-a-Lot," Flynn muttered.
"Why not?" Logan smirked, looking ahead and marching. "You've got a streamlined skull cap. Her sound waves will bounce right off you."
"Well, don't look at me!" Ariel's voice cracked. "What if she gets loose and bites my larynx off?"
"She won't get loose," Flynn snarled. "We tied that shit super tight."
"Yeah, but still—"
"Frriends!" Kepler frowned. "Arre we the Herrald orr arre we horrrible?" He turned completely around. "I shall take Wildcarrd's place!"
"No, Kepler..." Ariel sighed, holding the wyvern back. "I'll do it—"
"The task must fall upon me—"
SWOOOSH! Rainbow Dash touched down in a blue blur. "I'll take Wildcard's place."
Logan did a double-take. "Huh?"
"You heard me." Rainbow Dash frowned, marching back towards Wildcard. "Since you're all so determined to not give a crap."
"Kepler gives a crap!" Flynn said.
"Indeed, I—" The wyvern did a double take. "What?"
"Rainbow, don't." Ariel held the mare back. "That... that will just make things worse."
"It's my fault she's still with us, right?" Rainbow winced from the noise. She flattened her ears and hissed aside: "It's only fitting."
"What's fitting is that you not stay close enough to her to exacerbate what's already a skull-splitting nightmare," Ariel said.
"She's got a point there, Rainbow," Logan said. "Unless... your plan is to make her pass out faster."
"I think we can rrule that out at this juncturre."
"Hey... guys... whatever..." Flynn held his hooves up, smirking. "So long as the unlucky sap isn't me... ... ..."
"...and you! Yes, you!" Seraphimus spat and sputtered at the stallion pulling her sled. "You are a shame to unicorns everywhere! What promises did the traitors at Wyvern Point make to you?! Did they claim they would protect your family? Ferry you faster to the Spring Havens?!?"
An hour later, Flynn sighed heavily. He sweated and grunted as he struggled to pull the sled evenly over steeper and steeper embankments.
The Herald had left the perpetual flatness far behind them. It was as though giant plows had raked up entire swaths of dull, dark earth. All of it was stone or gravel or vulcanized dust at best. No sign of soil or sand or sediment—but an increasingly uneven slide into miasmic darkness. The bent horizon loomed higher and higher—or so it seemed—as the group continued their zig-zagging descent, all the while attempting to maintain the contents and the structural integrity of their sleds.
Logan managed well. Flynn—not so much. The unicorn had to pause every once and a while to steady the contents of his makeshift wagon—and prisoner—with expert telekinesis.
"Hurry up, slowpoke!" Logan growled from up ahead. "Not all of us are on a luxury tour, y'know!"
"...will bury you in the earth along with the bones of the unrighteous...!" Seraphimus wailed into Flynn's ears.
"Grnnnghhhh..." Flynn sweated and sweated, fumbling to keep up a swift pace as the occupied sled rattled behind him. "Real glitz and glamour..." His one natural eye darted up.
Wildcard flew at an easy glide. His wings easily flapped on either side of him and he relished in the cool kiss of the twilight winds at his headcrest. Despite the relief he was obviously experiencing, he kept close to Rainbow Dash—flying alongside her at all times while he rested his lower limbs.
Rainbow Dash stared dead ahead. In the sheen of the stars above, she made out the hint of rising rockfaces. At first, she thought that she was staring at the other side of a canyon. But then, as the group continued their descent, she spotted narrow plumes of rock rising sharper and sharper from the sloping earth underneath. They resembled stalagmites—with the absence of a cave. Their sharp tips were bent ever-so-slightly forward, so that Rainbow imagined that she was a blue dust mite threading her way through a microscopic patch of hairy skin.
This—among other, noisier things—distracted her, so that she had to snap her head in Rarity's direction to realize that she was being addressed.
"Rainbow! Are you paying attention?"
Rainbow pondered whether or not to answer that honestly. Exhaustion weighed heavily on her brow. "Mrff?"
Rarity pouted. "I sense something!"
Twilight floated up in a lavender blur. "Rarity senses something!"
"I just said that, darling!"
"But I wanted to make sure that Rainbow knew—"
"Well, she's hearing it from the fabulous source, is she not?!"
"Girls, just—" Rainbow held a hoof up, sighing. "Get to the point. Rarity, what are you sensing?"
Wildcard looked over, goggles rattling.
"Grfff... sorry, Rainbow..." Rarity rubbed her temple. "The shouting is... g-getting to me. Ahem." She floated upright, proudly. "But never mind that! You must see this!"
"See what?"
"Come!" Pinkie shouted cheerfully from a distance. "Come gander with us ganderoos!"
Rainbow simply... fell. She allowed gravity to carry her after her descending companions.
Slightly alarmed, Wildcard drifted speedily after her. Followed by a curious Ariel.
"Uhm... what are we plummeting for?" the pegasus mare droned.
After half-a-minute, Rainbow joined her friends where they had formed a ghostly circle around a rusted object leaning against one of the many jagged stalagmites.
"Whew-wee...!" Applejack was scratching her blonde head. "If that sure doesn't stand out!"
"I wonder how long it's been resting here," Fluttershy murmured.
"Probably a super-duper-ultra long time!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"Poor little thing..."
Twilight muttered, "It's made of metal, Fluttershy. It's not alive. It never was."
"Sorry. Just..." Fluttershy shuddered. "This landscape has been so dead and desolate since we arrived at the edge. I guess I'm getting desperate for a critter or two to sense..."
"Uh, Rainbow?" Ariel landed behind along with Wildcard. "What are we looking at?"
"That's a... very good question." Rainbow Dash trotted towards the object. Seraphimus' shouts echoed in the distance, and they caused a slight ringing sound to emanate from the hollow of a fallen sphere. The two rounded edges yawned open, spilling out metal wires and filaments that had partially-disentegrated over time.
Wildcard cocked his head from side to side with avian scrutiny. His goggles reflected loops of copper fitted into an iron stalk.
"Can't say it's the prettiest doodad I ever laid eyes on," Applejack said. She turned to face Rainbow with a smug grin. "What do you suppose it could be?"
"Better yet..." Twilight squinted. "Who left it here?" She tilted her head up. "Maybe it's a remnant of the Darkreach expedition?"
"That seems rather obvious," Rainbow spoke in a low tone, pacing slowly around the object. "But... I can't shake the feeling that I've... seen this sort of a thing before."
"We both did, darling," Rarity said. She winced slightly from Seraphimus' screams but continued: "Back on the plateau. By the lookout tower."
"Oh yes!" Fluttershy nodded. "There were pieces of similar spheres lying around! Remember?"
"No... that's not the reason," Rainbow said. "I've seen these machines zipping around before."
"What, Rainbow?" Ariel trotted up, leaning over her shoulder. "What is this thing?"
Rainbow exhaled, her tail flicking. "It's Darkstinian."
Balls to the Future
"Darkstinian?" Flynn raised his head as his natural eye blinked at Rainbow Dash. "What's that?"
Rainbow, Ariel, Wildcard, and the rest of the Herald were gathered in a tight huddled beside the metal wreckage. Seraphimus and her sled were parked several yards away so her rambling voice wouldn't interfere with the dimly-lit conversation.
"It's not a what," Rainbow Dash said, gesturing at the rusted sphere-halves in Flynn's grip. "It's a who."
"Well... who, then?" Flynn aimed his mechanical eye at the material yet again, the lenses whirring as he attempted to analyze the material inside out. "It's not any sort of tech that I've heard of... or recognize."
Rainbow Dash took a breath and explained, "Darkstine is a country sandwiched between Emeraldine and Silvadel. On the Light Side."
"Rainbow Dash..." Logan leaned over, brow furrowed. "How in the heck could Light Side technology be suddenly here on the Dark Side?"
"Maybe..." Ariel looked at the others. "...it was ferried over by Onyxxus' expeditions? Rainbow did say that Darkstine was situated right next to Emeraldine."
Wildcard nodded thoughtfully.
"It just... doesn't make any sense," Flynn muttered, turning the rusted material over and about. "The logistics, I mean. From what the Mother Matron taught me, the nature of Darkreach was kept very sacred... and secret. They didn't want word spreading throughout the continents or else the lunar exodus might try finding the expedition and pillaging it."
Logan looked at Rainbow. "Any evidence that Emeraldine and Darkstine might have worked together?"
"Well..." Rainbow Dash stood up straight, sighing. Her eyes searched the darkness in front of them. "...when I visited Darkstine, they were on the verge of a civil war. What's more—they kept themselves very much closed off from the rest of the world... both physically and culturally." She swallowed. "But... th-that wasn't always the case."
"Oh?" Ariel blinked.
"Right. I... I'm trying to remember..." Rainbow Dash rubbed her head in deep thought. "Cuz... like... I-I met a few descendants of proto-Darkstinians who had been holed up in Silvadel when Axan took over. I'm talking entire generations of displaced unicorns who still believed in an age-old political entity. What was the friggin' name? Circle... Cycle... Cylinder..."
"Cylindrrimane," Kepler pronounced.
Everypony looked at him.
"I know of these ponies," the wyvern said with a stately nod.
"Well, spit it out, Tusky!" Logan remarked with a smile.
Kepler adjusted his spectacles and said, "Morrtuana spoke often of the easterrn neighborr of Emerraldine. But it did not bearr the name of 'Darrkstine.' And Rrainbow Dash's mention of a civil warr is quite irronic, forr even in days gone by the kingdom of Cylindrrimane was sufferring frrom intense culturral dichotomy."
"Hey!" Rainbow perked up, pointing with her hoof. "That's right! I remember one of the Silvadelian Darkstinians mentioning something like that! Like... 'Darkstine' was the name of some mad general or something."
"Wow..." Ariel's muzzle hung agape. "You remember that?"
"Pffft. Sure. It was one of the Zetta's." Rainbow blinked hard. "...I think."
Kepler cleared his throat and continued: "Howeverr, Cylindrrimane—as a functioning political entity—was firrmly allied with the Council of Verrdestone. There was a cabal of unicorrns who were sworrn to prrotect the alicorrn sorrorrity of Emerraldine. Forr this rreason, Morrtuana called upon the wisest scientists of herr time to assist in rroyal endeavorrs."
"Doessssss this include the Darkreach expedition?" Ariel asked.
Kepler gestured at the sphere halves with his claws. "I do believe we arre bearring witness to such evidence rright now."
"But... that's so friggin' crazy," Rainbow Dash muttered.
"How so?" Ariel asked.
"Just... that I would run into Darkstinian stuff waaaaaaay out here," Rainbow explained. Her fuzzy ears twitched. "If I didn't have you guys here to explain it to me, I'd fear I was hallucinating."
"A little homesick, are we?" Logan remarked.
"Mrmmfff..." Rainbow rubbed one forelimb with another. "Believe me. I don't miss Darkstine very much."
"Do you... uhhhh..." Ariel rubbed her head as she struggled to produce the question. "Do you remember when the place changed names? From 'Cylindrimane' to 'Darkstine?'"
"Not really," Rainbow Dash said. "It had to have been sometime before Axan brutally wrecked Silvadel and trapped thousands of ponies underground in the nation's capitol. She was a super bad dragon, once." A beat. Rainbow rolled her eyes and sneered aside: "Oh hush, Pinkie."
Logan looked at Kepler. "About how long ago did the expedition to Darkreach begin?"
"To be honest, frriend, Morrtuana was neverr too terrribly clearr on that," Kepler said.
"Really?"
"I suspect it's because the expedition was starrted by alicorrns... so it likely began beforre the Mountain Matrron was of the apprroprriate age to lend a hoof to herr fatherr Onyxxus." Kepler smiled gently beneath his tusks. "Howeverr... the morrtals of Emerraldine—and Cylindrrimane, it would seem—werre not heavily employed until about fourr orr five centurries ago."
Ariel looked at Rainbow. "You think that's a realistic window? Four hundred years ago?"
"For proto-Darkstinians to have followed the Darkreach Expedition?" Rainbow shrugged. "I dunno. I guess. If it happened any later, I've no friggin' clue how they would have passed by Axan's brood in Silvadel without mishap. But... then again... I've no idea how they managed to get thorugh the Grand Choke." Rainbow raspberried out the side of her muzzle. "Alicorns are broken."
"Soooooo... back to the junk at hoof..." Logan pointed at the metal entrails. "The Cylindrimaniacs must have gifted the Emeraldinians with their tech."
"Obviously," Rainbow droned.
"After all these years—it somehow resembles the stuff you saw back in Darkstine, Rainbow?" Ariel asked.
"Look, all I remember is a buncha floating spheres." Rainbow pointed at the stuff in Flynn's hooves. "And—well—there you have it."
"What was the point of this rusted crud anyways?" Logan asked.
"I serriously doubt it was always rrusted, my frriend," Flynn stated. "And—if you ask me—it was likely a means of rreconaissance."
"Soooooo..." Logan rubbed his head. "This was a patrol thingy?"
"Most assurredly."
"That explains why we saw one of them by the lookout posts," Ariel declared. "These little thingies must have zipped back and forth between Darkreach and the outlying towers."
Kepler nodded. "Seems like a most efficient way of coverring lots of darrk grround."
"Certainly more ground than we've been able to cover," Logan muttered.
"Gotta admire the Darkreach Expedition." Rainbow managed a smile. "Seems like they had their stuff together."
"Uhhhhhhhhh... guys?" Flynn suddenly murmured.
"What is it, baldy?" Logan looked over. "Figured out how this crap must have worked?"
"Mmmm-hmmm..." Flynn nodded, his mechanical eye still locked on the insides of the contraption. "More to the point... I think I can get it working again."
Wildcard's goggles rattled at that.
"You're shittin' me," Logan exhaled through an agape mouth.
"No joke." Flynn's horn glowed as he rearranged some of the loose wires and crystal shards. "The leylines aren't completely frayed. This can actually... totally be reenchanted again."
Wildcard looked at Ariel.
"Uhhhhhhh..." The mare blinked. "Do we really wanna do that?"
Wildcard looked at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow took a deep breath. "If this thing can be restored to its original programming, then it just might continue its old rounds."
"Meaning..." Logan leaned forward.
Kepler beamed. "It can lead us dirrectly to the frront gates of Darrkrreach! Ha-Hah!"
"Hmmmf..." Logan leaned back with a casual smirk. "I knew that."
"Well, Rainbow?" Ariel looked from Flynn to their most important member. "How 'bout it?"
Rainbow winced from the distant exclamations of Seraphimus. "Pffft... shoot. What's the worst that could happen?"
Lecture For a Lecture
"So... in summary..." Twilight Sparkle adjusted non-existent bifocals and then slapped her ghostly forelimb as she floated right in front of Rainbow Dash. "...with full consideration of the sinful wages of hubris and the painfully-weighted inclination of naturally-occurring irony, you must never... ever end a conversation with 'what's the worst that could happen?'"
Rainbow Dash sat on the edge of a rock, her blue chin smooshed down against a lazy forelimb. The rest of the Mane Five hovered limply around her with identically lethargic expressions. "Mrmmfmfff... thanks, egghead." She stifled a yawn, staring dully at Twilight. "Could you have just saved us the forty-five minute lecture and told us that conclusion at the very beginning?"
Twilight tilted her proud chin towards the starry heavens. "Just wanted to make sure I nailed the message home."
"You nailed it alright, sugarcube." Applejack yawned. "Right to a cross."
"Oooh! I love carpentry jokes!" Pinkie Pie beamed.
"... ... ..." Applejack blinked. "Anyways..." She gazed at Flynn and Kepler who were kneeling before the partially-assembled pieces of a metal sphere. "Seems like they're makin' progress."
"Indeed." Rarity looked over at Wildcard, situated before a thrashing and bound Seraphimus. "Good to know that some of us are."
"I can't believe that she's still struggling so much," Fluttershy remarked. "Even after all this time."
"Well, she did lose just about everythang thanks to Verlax," Applejack said. "And she's been made to believe that Rainbow's to blame."
"Would you be even remotely forgiving if you had every reason to believe that something or someone had devoured the entire Apple Family?" Rarity asked.
Applejack tilted her hat back. "Rarity, Granny's dead. And if thangs had gone differently two years ago, I reckon she wouldn't be."
Rarity winced. She hung her head. "A thousand pardons, Applejack..."
"Naw... dun feel so bad, sugarcube." Applejack bore a gentle smile. "My point is... I know what led to such a tragedy." She looked warmly at Rainbow Dash. "And I have the capacity to understand it all. If thangs were a tad bit different...?" She shrugged. "I dunno what I'd do. But I reckon I'm just a far more reasonable mare than this wretched Seraphimus varmint."
Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "I don't think any of us can even pretend to relate to Seraphimus." She looked melancholically across the way to where Wildcard was guarding his former companion. "Her life—her entire existence was sculpted by Verlax to be a self-destructing weapon to urge me onward in my quest."
"And now you've brought her with us to urge you onward even faster," Twilight Sparkle said.
Rainbow slowly turned to glare at Twilight.
Twilight raised her forelimbs. "I'm just saying..." She sighed, lowering her hooves. "Verlax is long dead. You should stop punishing yourself, Rainbow."
"Sparing her life was not punishing myself, Twilight."
"But how much are you willing to sacrifice to try and save her?" Twilight asked. "Given all that's already at stake?"
"I've got an even better question." Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "What does it friggin' matter?"
Twilight opened her muzzle... but hesitated before she could give a reply.
"Rainbow Dash..." Fluttershy quietly spoke. "We're all on your side—"
"Are you?!" Rainbow frowned. "Because from what it looks like and how it sounds, it almost seems as if I'm the only friggin' sane pony alive anymore."
"Don't be overdramatic, darling—" Rarity started, but couldn't finish.
"No... no!" Rainbow growled. "I have enough trouble as it is trying to keep the Herald from going all murder-y without you girls wanting to jump on the death train!"
"What are you goin' on about, sugarcube?"
"I want you girls to promise me something..." Rainbow shuddered, clasping her hooves together as if in prayer. "I need you girls to promise me something."
"Anything, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said.
Rainbow's gaze hardened. "Promise that you're on board with me on this." She looked at each and every one of them. "Promise that I'm not the only pony here who still believes in Harmony... that when push comes to shove you will support me in trying to get Seraphimus back on track to having a decent, self-respecting life... any kind of life... because it's frickin' life."
"Of course we're with you on this, Rainbow," Twilight said.
Rainbow sighed. She leaned over and rubbed her forehead. "'But...'"
"I just..." Twilight sighed, folding her forelimbs. "I want to make sure that you're doing this to Seraphimus for Seraphimus... and not out of some guilt-ridden complex to rectify perceived mistakes of the past."
"Yeah?" Rainbow muttered. "Like what mistakes?"
"Well..." Twilight fidgeted, squirmed, and meekly said: "Like Shell."
Rainbow let loose a heavy sigh. "Twilight..." She looked up with a frown. "...for the last time, I'm not—"
A swath of leather wings streaked in Rainbow's peripheral vision.
"...?!?" Rainbow spun about, eyes wide.
Fluttershy shot up with a worried expression. "Rainbow? What is it?"
"Did..." Rainbow turned and glanced all around. "Did you just..."
"What, darlin'?" Applejack blinked.
"Is everything okay, Dashie?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Thought... could have sworn..." Rainbow shuddered.
"My stars! You're so pale!" Rarity exclaimed.
Rainbow jolted. She stared at her. "... ... ...Cloudsdale... falls without me."
Twilight's muzzle scrunched. "Huh?"
"Heeheehee... what are you going on about, silly?" Pinkie burped.
"I..." Rainbow leaned over and rubbed her head. "I don't know..."
"Well, I do know something!" Pinkie stuck her tongue out, floating closer. "You could really use some shut-eye!"
"I whole-heartedly agree!" Rarity nodded briskly. "This seems as good a time as ever to set camp and—"
"We got it!" Flynn exclaimed.
"Eurreaka!" Kepler added.
The ghostly group looked over to see the metal sphere—conjoined and sparkling—lift up and levitate in place. A dull red glow emanated from the contraption's seams, like crimson vapors. Then, with a pronounced humming sound, the Cylindrimanian artifact zipped its way around the rocks and geological formations with smooth speed.
"It's going!" Ariel exclaimed. "Whew! Look at it!" She waved at Rainbow Dash. "What's the word?"
"Rainbow..." Twilight leaned in. "You really really should lie down and rest—"
"Hop to it, Herald!" Rainbow hollered. With a flap of her wings, she glided effortlessly forward. "Don't let it out of your sights!"
Wildcard whistled and swiftly reattached himself to Seraphimus' sled.
Logan hitched himself to the supply wagon and galloped briskly after the device while the rest of the group followed suit.
Twilight sighed, limply keeping up with their anchor. "Rainbow..."
"Twilight... if you know anything about me... anything at all..." Rainbow tiredly blinked in spite of herself. She locked her eyes on the red-glowing sphere as it illuminated a cone of dead rock in a diagonal swath. "...it's that stopping is the one and only death knell."
"Well, for all our sake, here's hoping that you're correct."
"Jee. Thanks for the vote of confidence."
"Anytime."
Dropping the Ball Again
The floating sphere had successfully been brought back to "life," and it hummed with glorious manatech as it puttered along its dutiful path through the stone ravine.
But it was also slow. Damnably slow... which made an already laborious trek ten times more excrutiating.
Rainbow Dash felt it the most. She flew in a hunch, her limp body dangling lethargically off a pair of flapping wings. Ariel kept pace with her for the sake of keeping pace—although it was an awkward, fidgeting accomplishment at best. The two hung right behind the Cylindrimanian sphere, flying close enough that they could both catch a whiff of the crimson steam venting from the seams of its metallic shell.
Flynn and Kepler trotted right behind them, and they looked no less exhausted. Flynn carried on with melodramatic flare, panting visibly while occasionally swiping at the sweat gathered along his balding scalp. Kepler remained as stately as he could, crawling forward with labored pride. Starlight flickered sporadically off the lenses of his glasses as he tilted his head about, taking in every detail of the rocky terrain they were navigating.
The shadows doubled. Something was looming above the ravine—a large rock formation of sorts. It was difficult to make out against the bent horizon stretching ever high above. This was a challenge that Rainbow never fully anticipated. With the help of Rarity, they were able to keep close tabs on the geography looming ahead of them. The ghostly fashionista informed the rest that a huge mesa was jutting out of the center of the ravine, stretching over a hundred feet above the rest of the jagged terrain. However—for whatever reason—the floating sphere wasn't moving directly towards this structure. Instead, it veered diagonally towards the "left," skirting various stalagmites and conical rock formations... seemingly leisurely in its speed and inclination. Weathering sigh after sigh, the group followed suit... until the entire pilgrimage was subdued by quiet, anxious silence.
Amazingly, Logan was the least exhausted of the Heraldites. He reveled in the slow pace, taking the opportunity to survey the landscape illuminated a few meters ahead of the glowing red sphere. He had reinforced the sled behind him with an extra set of reins that took most of the weight and pressure off his hind quarters. This seemingly put an extra spring in the obese stallion's step, and he often found himself having to slow his trot so as not to leave Wildcard too far behind. He constantly threw glances over his shoulder to keep a watchful eye on the lingering Desperado.
The griffin's face was next to impossible to read. Solid black goggles masked any emotion to be found whatsoever. He was nothing more than a stalwart guardian tasked with dragging the group's heaviest burden along. As for the angry weight in question—she was finally showing signs of losing steam. Seraphimus words had grown thinner... breathier... albeit no less caustic. Her body had long stopped thrashing against the restraints, and her beak hung open as she summoned the oxygen to funnel curse after curse out. It allowed for a haunting quiet to permeate the dim atmosphere of the ravine, and the group almost missed the constant echoes that masked them from their own thoughts.
"My life... my sworn devotion... to Verlaxion..." Seraphimus hissed, her voice beyond hoarse and scratchy. Sweat-stained feathers drooped from her neck as she drooled over the side of the scraping sled. "...necessitates... th-that I exact justice... b-by any means necessary..." She blinked slowly and breathed with even less speed. "For the foals... th-the foals of our Queen... ... ...our Goddess... ... ...our G-Great Unifier... ... ..."
Applejack whistled, floating backwards as she gawked at the sled behind them. "Well, will ya look at that?"
"I'd much rather not," Rarity droned.
Applejack tilted her hat back, looking at the others. "I mean she's plum losin' it. The fight."
"Applejack," Twilight quietly chided. "I really really don't think she's losing the will to fight."
"Well, for a spell, no doubt." Applejack blinked. "Ain't that worth celebratin'?"
"If... if she actually does calm down, then maybe Rainbow Dash can finally talk to her?"
"Pffft!" Pinkie rolled her eyes. "As if!"
"It needs to happen, Pinkie—"
"What needs to happen is for that inside-out meanie head to come to terms with the fact that she's not in charge anymore!"
"Everypony deserves a second chance. Even her. Why else would Rainbow Dash have saved her life?"
"She's not a pony!" Pinkie Pie shrieked. "She's a death chicken with military scholarship!"
"Girls, please..." Twilight clutched her shaking head. "We are not going to make this entire trip through the Dark Side an endless argument over—" Just then, her horn sparked. She looked up with widening eyes. "Hold up a second."
"...?" Rainbow tiredly looked up in mid-flight. Right as Twilight's horn strobed, she spotted the sphere pulsating with a bright flash of red light... then falling dead and inert to the stone floor of the ravine. "Hold up!" she shouted.
The Herald scuffled to a stop beneath her. Ariel hovered in place, confused.
Rainbow Dash pointed. "Ball down!"
"Huh?" Flynn craned his neck. He gnashed his teeth upon spotting the sight. "Awwwww buttsicles."
"Ohhhhhh..." Logan winced. "That's... uh... that's not a good thing, is it?"
"Hold yourr brreaths, frriends!" Kepler called out, scrambling towards the fallen sphere along with Flynn. "All may not be lost!"
"How can you say that?" Ariel shrugged in midair. "Our rusted tour guide just did a suicidal dive into the rocks!"
"Probably because it hit a pulse of overloading mana feedback or something!" Flynn exclaimed.
"Dude, could you underjargon your jargon for the jargon-deprived, please?" Rainbow entreated.
Flynn raised the sphere with his telekinesis. He rotated the object, looking it over, probing with tendrils of magic. His mechanical eye rotated in and out, scrutinizing.
Wildcard took the opportunity to look all around, studying the dark landscape around them. At the bottom of the wide ravine, all was darkness and shadow. The stalagmites loomed like granite tree trunks along the edge of an ink-black forest.
"Sooooooooo..." Logan craned his neck. "...how's it looking, baldy?"
Flynn looked up. He did so with a tired smile. "It's just as I thought. A cluster in the leylines shorted the inner wiring."
Kepler nodded. "Easily rremedied! No need to worrry!"
"Worry? Who's worried?" Logan shrugged, looking all around. "We're only stuck in the middle of butt-knows-where, shadowed and vulnerable."
"Just give me a few minutes!" Flynn exclaimed, prying the seams of the sphere apart so he could access the crystals and wires inside. "I'll have this thing purring in no time! Maybe I can even make it go faster!"
"Yes! Please!" Ariel sighed, dusting her forelimbs off. "It's taking all my willpower not to just fly upwards and find Darkreach on my lonesome!"
Rainbow Dash looked at Ariel... at the sphere Flynn was tinkering with... then at the shadows all around. She felt her wings—how weary and stiff they were, even in mid-flap. A cold shudder ran through her body, and by the time it reached her throat she was speaking boldly: "Put the repair on hold, Flynn."
Flynn looked up, his one good eye blinking. "Huh?"
"Save it for later," Rainbow said, slowly descending. "Time to take a break. We're setting up camp here."
"Wait—what?" Flynn shifted where he stood.
"Woohooo!" Logan cheered. He then blinked awkwardly. "Er... I mean... why here?"
"There's no telling how long it's going to take for us to reach our destination," Rainbow Dash said. "We've been going at this for hours... maybe even days. There's just no way of knowing."
"But Rainbow..." Ariel squinted at her. "What if we're attacked while we chill out here in the middle of an open ravine?"
"Attacked by what?" Rainbow remarked. "By all the nothing that Fluttershy's sensed in this entire, desolate area?" She sensed a yellow ghost nodding in her peripheral. "We need to feed up, get rested, and get our heads together. So... that means sleep. It's an order."
"Mrmmfff..." Ariel pouted, folding her forelimbs. "I still think that this stupid sphere isn't actually leading us to Darkreach."
"Sure it is."
"Then why is it taking so friggin' long?"
"Does 'Darkreach' sound like a place that can easily be... y'know... reached?" Rainbow Dash said. "If I was to put my money on it, I'd place the colony in a location that would be super friggin' hard to get to. And that's just the task we have before us."
Kepler spoke up. "Judging from the slab, we'rre not too terrribly farr from the etched rrectangle! But how to find the entrrance... well... that's up to ourr ancient mechanical helperr to prrovide us!"
Ariel sighed in defeat. "Okay... I guess we could use the rest."
"Damn skippy!" Logan exhaled, already unpacking his sled of supplies.
Ariel rolled her eyes. "Big Show could use the rest. But... I-I just want to make sure we get to Darkreach sooner than later. If anypony out here got a good grip of the Dark Side, it had to have been Onyxxus' crew."
"We can only hope," Rainbow said with a nod. "Right now... we gotta rely on ourselves. And 'ourselves' won't be getting far on mere fumes. So... time to rest it up. Pitch them tents, everypony."
"A grueling task if there ever was one," Flynn muttered to himself, heaving the sphere over his shoulder.
"Ha-Hah!" Kepler grinned through his tusks. "I get it!"
"Pfffft... you never get anything."
Four Words Is Hard
"Aaaaaaaaand..." Kepler rummaged through an unfolded bag of edible greenery. "Therre you have it, Rrainbow One!" He smiled through his tusks as he handed her a sampling of food. "Fourr leaves of Bleakweed!"
Rainbow Dash squatted on a partially unrolled blanket. She looked at the offering while members of the Herald continued unpacking a portion of the supplies all around her. Ariel was throwing up a tent and securing its canvas edges directly behind her.
"Uhm..." Rainbow Dash squinted at the food that Kepler was offering. "Remind me, Keppy. Just how much can a normal body go on when it comes to this midnighter delish?"
"I beg yourr parrdon?"
"I've had a lot on my mind as of late." Rainbow rubbed her brow and squinted at the wyvern. "I know you gave us the run-around way back when on the Light Side... but give me a refresher course, if you wouldn't mind. Wasn't it three leaves that a normal equine can sustain for a few hours?"
"Well... errm..." Kepler fidgeted a bit where he stood. "Yes."
"So, why are you handing me four leaves?"
"Because..." He adjusted his spectacles, then smiled innocently at her. "Because you arre the Austrraeoh! The most imporrtant memberr of this expedition!"
Ariel leaned in with a smirk. "Gotta keep those chubby cheeks of yours adorabadass!"
"... ... ..." Rainbow glared at her.
Ariel swiveled her smile until she was fixing the tent again. "Oooookay!"
"Kepler..." Rainbow sighed. "I don't deserve any bigger a meal than the rest of the group."
"Of courrse you do—!" He began.
"No. I don't." Rainbow frowned. "Eljunbyro is just as important as Austraeoh—if not more so. We each get equal helpings unless we're sick or injured!"
"Well... of courrse, Rrainbow, I'm inclined to agrree, but—"
"Good. Then it's settled." Rainbow Dash craned her neck until she was looking at the rest of the Herald. "You hear that? No more putting me on a pedestal! If we wanna get through this crazy darkness in one piece, then none of us gets allowed to hog any of the food from the others! Including me!"
"Heh..." Flynn looked over at Logan with a smug grin. "You hear that, Big Show? The way I see it, the Dark Side's gonna be the best diet you ever tried!"
"Ain't no skinnier than skinned alive, baldy," Logan grunted as he finished pitching a tent. "So watch your smart ass."
Flynn gulped and returned to tweaking the Cylindrimanian sphere. "Gotcha."
Rainbow sighed again. She peeled off one of the four large, edible leaves and gave it back to Kepler. "Thanks, Keps. I know you're trying to be thoughtful. It's... very Heraldic of you."
"Mmmmmm... perrhaps." Kepler took the morsel back without protest. "Albeit, it wasn't simply courrage that the Motherr Matrron taught us, but patience and wisdom as well. I do apprreciate the rreminderr."
As Kepler returned to the food crates, Ariel looked up. "Of course... conserving the sarosian bounty isn't going to last forever. What do we do when it's time to find new food?"
Rainbow nibbled on the edge of a leaf, grimacing at the bitter, sea-salt taste. "It's just a matter of time before we find something we can subsist on." She nibbled some more, swallowing "The Emeraldinians had to do it for a long, long time—didn't they?"
"Yeah... but they had tons and tons of supplies ferried over via alicorn magic," Ariel said. "Here we are centuries later... and so far Fluttershy hasn't sensed anything yet."
Rainbow bit off a length of leaf and squinted at the mare. "Meaning..."
"Well..." Ariel shrugged. "Y'know..." She shrugged again. "...there's gotta be something to hunt."
"Maybe for the rest of you guys, sure." Rainbow continued munching through the large leafs. "Mrmmmff... me, on the other hoof..."
"Rainbow, there's no sunlight here," Ariel said. "But—if there is indeed a food chain—there just might something we can catch and roast and—"
"And you guys can have it," Rainbow growled slightly. "I'll find something else to munch on."
"Like what?"
"I don't know. I... I just will!"
Ariel opened her muzzle to say something. She gave up, exhaling through her nostrils while giving Rainbow a melancholic expression. Quietly—and obediently—she returned to finish setting up her tent.
As the Herald continued settling down around Rainbow, the pegasus' friends stirred out of ghostly hiding. Twilight Sparkle hovered the closest, clearing her throat.
"Uhm... Rainbow...?"
"Mrmfff...?" Rainbow swallowed and moved on to her second leaf. "...egghead?"
"Ariel... uh... has a point..."
"I'm sure she does." Rainbow exhaled. "She should sharpen it and then skewer it through the spine of a chaos rat so she won't starve."
"It's not her that we're worried about," Twilight said, staring intently at their anchor. "This isn't Equestria. The Dark Side doesn't have a bunch of green fields and open plains for harvesting crops."
"Or grazing!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "Don't forget that!"
"Brbrrbrbbrrbbrrrr..." Rarity shivered all over. "Grazing..." Her teeth chattered as she brushed her bangs aside. "...could we actually sink so far?"
Applejack cleared her throat. "Point is, sugarcube..." She floated towards Rainbow. "...if you wanna make it even a fraction of the distrance that the Dark Side has to offer, then you'd probably better learn real quick how to make do with the Dark Side."
"And if the Dark Side doesn't have any leaves or plants in abundance—" Twilight began.
"Ledomare, Alafreo, and Rohbredden were chock fulllll of meat eaters," Rainbow Dash muttered. "I got through those lands just fine. I didn't have to compromise anything."
"But Rainbow, none of those lands are anything like what you're facing now!" Twilight protested.
"Even in the Grand Choke, I managed—"
"Nor is the Grand Choke!" Twilight frowned. "Stop being stubborn about this! At some point or another—if you're going to want to live—then you're going to have to listen to the options that the Herald are giving you!"
Rainbow looked up from eating halfway through her second leaf. "Twilight... if you were in my place... would you eat whatever they put on your plate?"
Twilight blinked. Her muzzle hung open, searching for words.
Rainbow looked at the others. "Would any of you?"
The other mares squirmed, avoiding her gaze.
Rainbow took a deep breath. "My biggest goal is getting back to Equestria... bringing you gals back... and restoring harmony. But second to that...?" She nibbled pathetically on the end of the leaf. "...it's being able to live with myself and have as few regrets as possible."
"I wish I could say I expect all of that from you, sugarcube..." Applejack looked up with firm eyes. "But one of them goals is impossible. And it ain't the one ya think."
Rainbow Dash bit her lip.
The rest of the mares hung their heads—except for Fluttershy. She looked up with a remarkable brightness to her gaze. "Do you girls hear that?"
The rest looked all around, blinking.
"Hear what, darling?" Rarity asked.
"I don't hear a thing!" Pinkie squeaked.
"Exactly..." Fluttershy's ghostly cheeks went rosy. "It's so... quiet."
"Oh yeah...?" Twilight spun around. "I think there's a reason for that."
Rainbow craned her neck in the sleds' direction. A feathered figure sandwiched by alicorn metals lay perfectly dormant on one of them. She was still as a tombstone.
Wildcard's goggles caught Rainbow's gaze. He turned to look in the same direction.
Seraphimus was perfectly still.
"Did..." Rainbow blinked. "...did she finally wear herself out?"
"Hmmm?" Flynn looked over. Curious, the stallion marched across the space between rocky pillars and stood before the cart. Holding his breath, he leaned in. He looked squarely between Seraphimus' eyes—
—and they flew open. "HERETICS!!!"
"Gaaah!" Flynn scampered backwards, landing on his hind quarters. "Rrnnngh—sssssshit biscuits! Goddess damn it—!"
"Murderers of children!" Seraphimus shook and thrashed in her restraints. Her voice was passionate, but noticeably hoarse and winded. "Rnnnngh! You infidels will never make it to the Spring Havens! I shall drown you myeslf!"
"Hah hah hah hah hah!" Logan laughed as he trotted past Flynn. He paused to swat the panting stallion atop his bald crown. "What's that, now? Eighty-Nine?! You've lost track, ya numbskull!"
Flynn fumed and fumed. With an angry jerk, he hopped to his hooves, brushed himself off, and limped away under the fresh cadence of angry shouts.
Wildcard sighed, shrugged his shoulders, and continued polishing Bard's staff clean of bloodstains.
"Well, so much for that," Fluttershy sighed, her yellow body deflating until she was halfway phased through the stone earth. "And here I was hoping she was having pleasant dreams."
"Yeah!" Pinkie giggled. "Dreams about playing Whack-a-Dashie!"
"I guess sleep is out of the option now," Rarity said, wincing.
Rainbow looked at Seraphimus, at her meal, then at Seraphimus again. "Mrmmff... enough of this crud." She stood up.
Twilight looked at her. "Rainbow...?"
"Stay alert, gals..." Rainbow muttered. She passed by Kepler's mat, grabbed three leaves of edible bleakweed, and made a bee-line for Seraphimus' sled. "...I'm gonna need all the help I can get in talking this parrot down the mental ledge."
Of Liars and Cowards
Rainbow Dash made no more than four steps when—
Schiiiing!
Bard's staff stretched through the air, blocking her.
Rainbow calmly looked down the length of the metal and at the griffin who was holding it.
"She's not going to peck my eyes out," Rainbow droned. "Let me talk to her."
Wildcard's emotionless goggles reflected the mare's face doubly.
Rainbow furrowed her brow. "Stay nearby if you want. I need to face her."
Wildcard stared back. He exhaled slowly. Cl-Clakka! He retracted the staff, hobbled about on three-and-a-half limbs, then roosted on a rock overshadowing Seraphimus... and just a one-second-leap away.
Rainbow cleared her throat and continued trotting to the sled where Seraphimus lay.
"Rainbowwwwwww..." Twilight wrung her ghostly fetlocks with an anxious expression. "I sure hope you know what you're doinggggg."
"I never do," Rainbow said and plopped down on the ground.
"... ... ..." A pinned-and-restrained griffin glared daggers at her.
"Hi," Rainbow breathed. She placed the three leaves of bleakweed on the ground, pressed her hoof towards them, then shoved them until they were just below Seraphimus' beak. "Here. This is for you. Y'know... to eat and stuff."
"... ... ..."
"You do eat, right?" Rainbow muttered. "I can't imagine that you survived in Rohbredden solely on badassery and snow-huffing."
"... ... ..."
"That wasn't a request, y'know," Rainbow Dash said. "You are going to eat those leaves. You're going to eat them whole." She nibbled on her own leaf, staring at Seraphimus the whole time. Two bites later, she said, "There's no telling how much energy you've wasted thrashing around and shrieking your head off like a moron. You need sustenance to get better."
"... ... ..."
Rainbow nibbled and nibbled and—"Mrmmfff..." She leaned forward. "Don't try and make me hoof-feed it all into that sharp beaky-beak of yours. I'm not that stupid—"
"I would rather starve a thousand deaths then take your offering!" Seraphimus hissed.
Rainbow Dash leaned back, sighing. "Aaaaaaand there it is."
"Poison..." Seraphimus slurred.
"Huh?"
"You'd be trying to poison me anyways," Seraphimus said, more firmly. The obvious traces of exhaustion lingered on her charcoal brown eyes. "Will never... never take food from you..."
"Yo..." Rainbow cocked her blue head to the side. "If I wanted to poison you... don't you think I would have done so hours ago?" She blew out the side of her muzzle. "Tch... heck, I could have tossed you to the stars back in the Gondola. Ever wonder why I didn't bother doing that?"
"I know why."
"Oh yeah?"
"It's because you wish to give me a long and torturous death, Blighted One," Seraphimus spat. "And I shall not give you the pleasure."
Rainbow sat in silence for a bit.
"Egads!" Pinkie Pie looked at Applejack. "You think she really means that?"
Applejack gave her a double-take. "Are ya seriously askin' me?"
The rest of the mares were looking at Pinkie.
Applejack exhaled sharply. "She sure as hay believes it's true. There. Ya happy?"
Rainbow's eyes wandered to Seraphimus again. "I thin we got off on the wrong hoof." A crooked smile. "So how about starting over?"
"... ... ..."
"Cool." Rainbow finished her second leaf, gobbled the morsel down, then dusted her hooves off. "Mrmmmfff... mrhefllo..." She waved with a hoof. "My name... mrmmmff... is Rainbow Dash." A final swallow. "Born in Cloudsdale, raised in Equestria, killed in Aridstone—"
"I do not care for your putrid excuse for a biography, creature."
"Uh huh. Cool." Rainbow flicked her tail like a cat and blinked at the griffin. "So your name's Seraphimus, huh? Is that—like—a common name in Rohbredden?"
Charcoal brown eyes narrowed visciously. "It is my name and my name alone."
"Riiiiiiiiight... so... uh... were you born with it or did you earn it the moment you became the Right Talon of Verlaxion—?"
"What do the names of the foals of Verlaxion mean to a pathetic monster who's forever separated them from their Goddess Supreme?!"
"I didn't kill your Goddess—"
"Bite your tongue!!!" Seraphimus snarled, causing the sled beneath her to rattle. "You boasted about it before the Council of Verlaxion!"
Rarity and Fluttershy winced.
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes, shut them, then rubbed her forehead. "Thattttttttttt was all for show—"
"You are a vicious and unrepentent murderer—"
"I wasn't given' much of a choice!" Rainbow Dash reopened her eyes, glaring. "Verlax—the Dragon Divine posing as your so-called 'Goddess'—had preordained her death for the very moment I arrived, and she released all of the wendigoes that she had been holding onto for centuries on her own volition!"
"Might wanna slow it down, sugarcube—" Applejack stammered.
"I became the monster you wanted to hate because it would give your stupid country solidarity!" Rainbow swung a hoof towards the nebulous twilight above. "If I didn't—those idiots in the Council would still be turning on each other! How would you hold off against a bunch of frozen banshee horses then?!"
"A great deal better than if a lying, selfish abomination like you hadn't murdered our Queen in cold blood!!!" Seraphimus' enraged voice echoed against the nearby rocks before dissipating into the shadows beyond.
Rainbow Dash fumed and fumed. She opened her muzzle to say something... lingered... then looked over her shoulder.
The rest of the Herald were all standing in a straight line, staring. Upon seeing Rainbow's angry glance, they all shuddered... spread apart... and trotted off to random destinations around the camp.
Wildcard glanced at them, then continued acting as faithful sentry over the scene. He adjusted the limbs beneath his muscular figure and kept his goggled gaze locked on Seraphimus.
Rainbow turned towards Seraphimus again. "Would... it give you... any sort of inner peace to know that I never wanted your Queen to die?"
"None whatsoever." Seraphimus stared icily at her. "I would wish—more than anything in this world—for you to die... horribly... painfully... and at the end of my claws, if possible."
The mares looked at Applejack.
Applejack looked back, rolled her eyes, then nodded.
"Yeah, well..." Rainbow sat up straight. "That's not happening. And as much as I'd like to throw you over the edge of the world so that you landed back home in Rohbredden, that can't happen either. Right now, I'm on a super crazy important mission... the same mission I was on before Verlax got stuck in my craw—"
"I wish you nothing but failure and disappointment, infidel."
"Yeah. Uh huh. And letting you go isn't really an option either. One—you'd be dead meat on your own. Two—I'd be dead meat with you out there plotting my untimely demise."
"Then you should kill me."
"That's not happening either—"
"If you had an ounce of bloody commitment, creature, then you would—"
"It's not friggin' happening, you Celestia-forsaken melon fudge, so you can just buck up and take life up your ungrateful tailpipe!" Rainbow snarled.
For once, Seraphimus was silence.
Wildcard glanced quietly between them.
At last, Seraphimus exhaled. "You're worse than I thought." A hiss. "You're a coward."
"No—a coward would have murdered you on both opportunities that I had to," Rainbow said, glaring back. "First at Starkiss... then at the World's End."
"Instead, you wait for time to do the dirty work for you." Seraphimus' headcrest straightened. "You are a coward."
"Yeah, well, keep saying that," Rainbow replied, turning her last leaf around. "We're on the Dark Side of the World. We're all going to need our little happy places."
"Dark Side... of the World...?" Seraphimus muttered with sudden confusion.
Rainbow glanced at her.
Seraphimus looked back, and her frown returned. "You lie."
Rainbow turned and turned the leaf around in her hooves. At last, she sported a nerdy grin. "How about a history lesson...?"
Twilight perked up.
Both Seraphimus and Wildcard cocked their heads with identical, avian motions. "Buh?" one of them exhaled.
Educating Your Kill Parrot
Rainbow Dash held her last bleakweed leaf in her little pony hooves and brought it to her little pony mouth so she could nibble on it with her little pony teeth. She did so with a considerable amount of precision and purpose, pivoting the whole of the morsel as she continued to bite into the thing.
Seraphimus was forced to stare at her the entire time. Her headcrest raised and lowered, and the griffin ultimately frowned. "What's this...?" she hissed. "In addition to a murderer, you're also a glutton?"
"Mrmmmfff... grnnghh-hnng..." Rainbow Dash waved a fetlock, swallowed, then continued nibbling at the leaf.
Seraphimus sighed. Her hawkeyes darted straight up.
Wildcard gazed back—but was silent. His gaze remained on Rainbow Dash.
At last—after a few little chompy-chomps with her molars—Rainbow Dash finished her "work." She swallowed the last few bites down, then placed the leaf down between the two of them. "Ahhh... urp... there we go..."
The leaf had been bitten to form a perfect curved line: consistently narrow like a quarter-circle.
"I would have drawn a line in the sand... but my hoof edges aren't as good as talons." Rainbow gestured at the bound guest. "I mean... you have talons, but we also don't have sand. Plus, you're kinda sorta in a homicidal rage at the present moment." She chuckled cheekily. "Heh heh heh heh..."
"... ... ..." Seraphimus glared.
"Aaaaaaaanyways..." Rainbow Dash shifted forward and pointed at the leaf. "Look at this leaf."
"No."
"So... pretend that this leaf... is the world that we live on." Rainbow's eyes occasionly darted between the partially-eaten meal she was gesturing at and the prisoner before her. "The land I'm from, Equestria, and the land you're from, Rohbredden, are both located on the curved portion of the plane." She pointed at the convex side of the bitten leaf. "This is the side where ponies, griffins, mules, squirrels, and all the rest love to live and play. The Sun and Moon both light this side—well—except for the very-very edge of it. That's the Twilight Lands and the seas where the midnighters loved to hang out."
Seraphimus merely stared.
"You..." Fluttershy squirmed, floating closer to Applejack. "Do you think any of this is getting through to her?"
"I dunno, darlin'." Applejack adjusted her hat, eyes locked on Seraphimus. "Reckon she's got her attention grabbed."
"So... you and me?" Rainbow managed a fuzzy smirk. "We've always lived on the bent outward side of the plane. But... there is also this side..."
Her blue hoof swam over to the concave side of the bitten leaf.
"This... is the Dark Side..." Rainbow's brow furrowed. "It's called that because there is no Sun. There is no Moon. There is only stars. This side of the world is a total mystery to most of the creatures who live on the Light Side... creatures like you and me."
"... ... ... ... ..." was all Seraphimus had to give.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..." Rainbow Dash ran her hoof over the concave side again and again. "...it's a safe bet that whatever lives on the Dark Side of the world isn't very much attuned to Harmony. We're talking about Goddess-knows what kinds of monstrosities are allowed to live in a pitch-black place ruled only by chaos." She gulped, her eyes trailing off slightly. "Nasty... bone-chilling... life-stealing chaos..."
Seraphimus raised an eyecrest.
Rainbow cleared her throat, stifled her tremors, and looked solidly at Seraphimus again. "Well... turns out that there is one shining light on the Dark Side. One all-important beacon that was placed there longggggggggggg ago. I'm talking a gonzo amount of years ago. Like... friggin' eons atop of eons having a pancake slumber party of near-eternal proportions. There really is no way to picture the gargantuan amount of epochs shoveled into a furnace and churned around with—"
"Laying it on thick, Rainbow," Twilight droned.
"Like unwashed wool!" Rarity winced.
"Errr... you get the picture!" Rainbow circled the leaf with her hoof. "Big... bigggggg banana-shaped plane. Super old! And—just as old—there's a thing situated in the middle of the undercurve... here." She pointed at the middle of the concave portion. "Tucked away in some super ancient place called the 'Midnight Armory.' This amazing magical artifact is called the 'Harmonic Prism'. And while everything else about the Dark Side is evil, ugly, and chaotic—this thing... this artifact... this solid piece of peace-bringing Harmony is the answer to restoring life in all of its glory... or... more specifically... the life of this plane we all make ugly burpies on. Why is that important?"
Seraphimus' bored eyes met Rainbow's.
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "Because this plane is dying. It once belonged to a bigger and more awesome thing. A collection of curved planes. But—a long time ago and for some reason—this piece of the bigger thing got... broken off. Sundered. And now it's... like... a smaller thing. And it's energy is waning... and so is all the stuff living on it. And... like... the powers of Harmony—the same powers that give us the Sun and Moon and the Harmonic Prism—can only sustain life for so long. Even that has to run out... unless someone... somepony... gets the Harmonic Prism, brings it back to the bent outward part... and gives the entire plane a snazzy, cosmic reboot."
Rainbow Dash leaned back. She took a deep breath.
"I only found out about this about two years ago... and even then I only knew so much. I've been discovering little bits of truth along the way. Along what way? Well—to make a long story short—I've been flying eastward from my home kingdom every month and week and day and night so that I may one day cross over onto the Dark Side so that I might then fetch this Harmonic Prism from the Midnight Armory and do something to stop the world from going permanently kaputzy."
Seraphimus was silent.
Rainbow arched an eyebrow. "Nothing. Not even a spittake or—"
"That entire story is asinine," Seraphimus grunted. Her beak clapped: "You're asinine."
Fluttershy and Pinkie winced.
"Mrmmmmmmm..." Rainbow face-hoofed hard. "Wrong... A-Word..."
Regarding Insults and Integrity
"You should have killed me when you had the opportunity," Seraphimus proceeded to growl.
Rainbow was still rubbing her muzzle. "Has anypony ever told you that you have the lame habit of repeating yourself?"
"I meant what I said," Seraphimus hissed. "I have nothing left. Not in this world or the one next."
"I know you think that now—"
"I know that!" Seraphimus snarled, making Wildcard stir cautiously above. "Why did you bring me to this place of desolation? So that I would somehow feel at home?"
"Did you listen to any of the crap I just said?" Rainbow frowned. "We lived on a curved plane, and this is the Dark Side—"
"Lies and Blight—"
"This is the Dark Side!" Rainbow Dash pointed straight up. "Have you not seen the friggin' horizon bending up into the stars?!"
"She can't at the moment, darling!" Rarity insisted. "We're at the bottom of a valley!"
"The... the crossing!" Rainbow Dash's voice cracked. "In the Alicorn's Gondola! What do you even think that lift was for? It brought us all the way over to—"
"She was unconscious for half of the ride," Twilight said, wincing. "Aaaaafter she spent all her waking moments inside the thing trying to kill us."
"D'uhm... uhmmm... Axan!" Rainbow Dash spread her blue wings wide. "Biggggggg frickin' dragon! Dropped her equine shell and grew all big and draconian and gave her life to bring us over to the—"
"We left Axan's corpse back miles ago, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said.
"Yeah!" Pinkie nodded. "And Psycho-Polly here just woke up—!"
"Rrrrgh!" Rainbow Dash growled aside. "For crying out loud, girls! Are you on my side or aren't you?"
"You're not exactly giving us much to work with," Rarity said. "Or Seraphimus for that matter."
"Wowsers..." Pinkie blinked into the twilight. "...come to think of it, it's a bit of a stretch for the griffin to swallow anything Dashie's got to explain!"
"Girls... come on," Rainbow Dash muttered in a hoarse voice. She frowned. "If she keeps her eyes and ears open long enough, she's got to eventually realize where we are and what this Dark Side is all about."
"If y'all dun end up stranglin' each other before ya get to Darkreach," Applejack said.
"AJ... come on..."
"Who... ... ...?"
The ghostly mares winced. Rainbow Dash turned around to find out why.
Seraphimus' anger was momentarily replaced with pure confusion. "...wh-who in Verlaxion's name are you talking to?"
Rainbow Dash raised her hoof... hesitated... the muttered out the side of her muzzle. "Yeah. No. I'm not touching that."
"Rainbow..." Twilight droned.
"Are you still so deluded by the Blight's touch...?" Seraphimus looked like she was going to vomit. She tilted her head up as far as her restraints could let her and gawked at Wildcard. "Jordan...? You've betrayed me only to put your faith and trust in a veritable mad-mare?"
Wildcard merely sighed.
"Look..." Rainbow Dash pivoted to face Seraphimus directly. "I could go off on all the nitty gritty details but you're not exactly in the position to believe any of it—"
"Oh, yes, creature..." Seraphimus spat. "By all means—do spare me!"
"All your life you've lived under a bubble of ignorance thanks to your Queen!" Rainbow snarled. "Believe it or not, the Sun does not revolve around Rohbredden!"
"Oh, but it revolves around your home country?"
Rainbow smiled with rosy cheeks. "Actually, it does!"
"Augh!" Applejack face-hoofed.
"Unnggh!" Twilight cringed.
"Seriously, darling—" Rarity started.
"I pity the ponies who live in your realm..." The feathers on the back of Seraphimus' neck rose on end. "...that they must make themselves complete by invading other lands and tainting them with their perverse ideologies!"
"Dude—the only 'perverse ideology' I brought to your frosted shores was how to kick butt and rock a killer rice hat!" Rainbow frowned. "Every time I ran into you or the rest of the Talon it was just me trying to get the frick away from you guys and go on with my journey—"
"E-except for when you launched the torpedo attack on her and the Frostknifers at the World's End!" Fluttershy nervously stammered.
Rainbow forced her eyes shut. "Okay." Her teeth clenched. "Everything except for after Frostknife... because that was a necessary show—"
"You ruined my entire nation," Seraphimus said in a firm, angry tone. "You tore the foundation of the Six Tribes down from underneath them and threatened thousands upon millions of innocent lives!" She howled, "And now you're trying to avoid the responsibilityfor your actions!"
"No! Seraphimus!" Rainbow winced as she stammered, "That's just the thing! I am totally taking responsibility for all of it! It's just that—"
"Then own the sins you have committed and put an end to my shameful existence!"
"I am not going to do that!" Rainbow Dash lunged forward until she was staring Seraphimus down in the beak. Wildcard moved to pull her away, but Rainbow was already barking: "Too much crud has fallen from the tree of lameness and I am not about to have your innocent death on my conscience too! You deserve a second chance at being awesome, Seraphimus! Yes! That's right! You deserve this!"
Seraphimus didn't bite Rainbow's jugular. Even within spitting distance, she didn't try to peck her eyes out. She simply glared at the pegasus with her cold charcoal eyes and calmly said: "You've taken everything from me. You've robbed me of my station, my dignity, my purpose, and my family. But nothing... nothing that you could ever possibly say or do would be more insulting..." Her eyes narrowed. "...than to insist that you cowardly spared my life for me."
Rainbow Dash stared at her. She breathed raggedly.
The ghostly mares glanced at one another anxiously.
Wildcard watched in silence.
Rainbow quietly stood up. She swiveled about—hooves scuffling—and silently walked away from the scene.
Before she left earshot, however, she paused. "If you feel insulted, Seraphimus. That's fine. Be insulted. It's okay if you hate me." She then looked over her shoulder. "But someone's done far more insulting and arrogant things to you in the past... and through lies and deceit she won your trust. It was Verlax's decision to set up her own death... to die and release the wendigoes... and her hold on your family." Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "She gave up on you long before you were even born, Seraphimus. But now that I have you in my 'Blighted clutches...?'" She shook her head. "I'm not giving up. Not now... not ever."
Seraphimus said nothing.
"Now eat your dang leaves." Rainbow marched off with a frown. "I guarantee they're tastier than anything else Rohbredden's been shuffling around all your life."
Time to Turn In
"So..." Kepler finished munching on a leaf of bleakweed and adjusted his spectacles. "Frrom what I can tell..." He pointed a claw at the metal slab resting between him and the other Heraldites. "...therre arre two faint indentations that diagonally attach frrom the lateral edges of this rrectangularr solid." He lifted his face with a tusked smile. "I suspect that these arre the elusive entrrances to Darrkrreach."
"What are they?" Ariel asked, stifling a yawn. She leaned her chin on her fetlock from where she lay on a sleeping mat. "Tunnels? Caves?"
"I suspect brridges."
"Bridges?" Logan raised an eyebrow. "In a ravine?"
"They go over the ravine, lard brain," Flynn grumbled. He glanced at Kepler. "That explains why the sphere is programmed to go ass-over-elbow in its return to base. The entrances to Darkreach must be really out of the way."
"Indeed so." Kepler nodded. "I suspect we have a grreat deal of elevation ahead of us."
"Sooooooo..." Ariel blinked blearily. "The base isn't underground?"
Kepler gestured up towards the curve of the plane. "Therre is something immense that is blocking out the starrlight. It looms above us... only a gallop away frrom wherre we arre currrently setting up camp. I believe therre is... ehhh... a naturral plateau of sorrts. Sudden. Steep. And narrrow."
"Like a mesa?" Logan asked.
"Exactly. Rrainbow's invisible frriends have sensed something to that naturre the last time we asked herr. If you ask me, it makes perrfect sense." Kepler smirked. "If therre is indeed a singularr rrising mesa in the centerr of this ravine, it would make forr a grreat defensive forrtification."
"It's like the Emeraldinians had a natural moat built around their headquarters," Flynn said.
"Prrecisely!"
"Sooooo..." Logan's eyes narrowed. "...these two bridges that the slab's indicating... are built on the furthest side of the mesa?"
"That's what the map appearrs to suggest."
"I wonder what that's all about," Logan remarked. "Weren't they expecting more supplies from Emeraldine? They'd be coming from the Edge, so why not make a bridge directly accessible to the beginning slope of the ravine?"
"Maybe..." Ariel yawned and curled her cheek against the sleeping mat. "...mmmmm... they ran into a bunch of midnighters and xenophobic Rohbreddenites along the way. They probably thought questionable forces would be following them from the Edge... so they had to fortify against the Edge-side portion of the ravine."
"Or it could be that the local geography only allows for bridges to have been constructed more easily from the Far-side portion." Flynn shrugged. "Maybe the ravine's edge is closer to the mesa on those two sides."
"In this drreadful darrkness, therre simply is no way forr us to ascerrtain that matterr," Kepler said. "The Rrainbow One, howeverr, is gifted with the apprroprriated senses to make a solid deterrmination."
Logan looked over. "How 'bout it, Rainbow? Do any of your friends sense the bridges from here?"
Silence.
"Rainbow?" Flynn repeated.
Ariel's eyes fluttered open. She sat up and looked over with concern.
Rainbow Dash sat in silence, staring at the stone surfaces of the campsite around them. Her eyes weren't even fazed by the gentle flicker of the fire they had kindled. It wasn't until Twilight flew directly in front of her and gestured dramatically that she finally snapped out of it.
"Hmmm?" Rainbow looked up. "Bridges?"
The members of the Herald exchanged glances.
Flynn cleared his throat. "It's... been a Hell of a hike, Rainbow." He smiled kindly. "Why don't you catch some shuteye? You of all ponies deserve it the most."
"Hrmmm..." Rainbow teetered slightly where she sat. Her eyelids hung heavily. "I wish that I could..."
"Rainbow...?" Ariel raised an eyebrow. "To be perfectly honest... you look downright pooped."
"Just hit the mat," Logan said. "You're body will know what to do next." He smirked. "Hell, that always works for me."
"Wish it were that easy..." Rainbow rubbed one forelimb with the other. "I just..." She sighed, ears drooping. "I wish I could have gotten through to her."
"To who?" Flynn's brow furrowed. "Seraphimus?"
"A task most difficult," Kepler hummed. "Even morre so than ourr epic trrek to the Midnight Arrmory, I suspect."
"Sure. But..." Rainbow gulped. "... ... ...I really believe there's an opportunity here to reach out to her... to make her see some sense in all of this..."
"Sense in what?" Ariel waved at the blotted-out stars above. "We're camped on the inner curve of a giant Death Croissant. Even I'm having a hard time not being utterly freaked out by it all." She chuckled nervously, then nervously kneaded the mat beneath her. "Knowing that... every bright and warm and happy thing that's ever existed is now hundreds of unknown miles of earth and metal beneath me..."
"I learrned of the rreality of this plane by studying dilligently underr the Motherr Matrron forr yearrs," Kepler said. "While I find it all fascinating—it's neverrtheless daunting in everry aspect."
"The Herald had years and years devoted to this subject matter, Rainbow," Flynn said. "Just as you've devoted the last few years of your life to living it." He shook his head. "You can't expect a random soul from Rohbredden to get it from a single conversation."
"Even if she weren't insane," Logan muttered.
Rainbow frowned. "She's not insane." Her nostrils flared. "She's just... misguided."
"Hah... yeah, okay..."
Rainbow glared at Logan. "I know 'insane,'" she said firmly. "I've seen what it's done to an entire village... and to lost daughters. I've buried bodies, Big Show."
Logan avoided her gaze and squirmed slightly where he stood.
Rainbow sighed. "I know that I'm asking a lot of you guys... and you've sacrificed so much for me already." A shudder. "And it sucks to make you sacrifice even more for someone who's only jeapordized everything we've worked for so far—"
"We've got Seraphimus' back, Rainbow Dash," Logan grumbled. "Don't you worry."
Rainbow looked up at her, blinking. "For real?"
Logan glared back. "You can't expect us to like her... but... mffft... like it's been said a gazillion times already... you're the Austraeoh and you've more than proven that you've got both the guts and the brains to make magic out of this whole journey of yours... of ours." He shook his head. "I won't prattle on and on about what I think about the damned buzzard lady anymore..."
"You're doing it right now—" Flynn started.
"Shut up!" Logan hissed while Kepler chuckled. "Point is..." Logan looked at Rainbow. "You deserve a break, Rainbow. And if it means giving Seraphimus that break... then so be it."
Rainbow exhaled with relief. "I... I'm glad to hear you say that."
"Yeah. Just understand..." Logan pointed. "You're not going to win her heart with a single crazy conversation. Hell... just might not win her heart. Period."
Rainbow nodded. "I understand that."
"And understand that we're tasked with protecting you no matter what." Logan's eyes narrowed. "That means you over her... in any and all circumstances."
"It won't come to something crazy like that."
The Herald were silent.
"I promise," Rainbow Dash said firmly. "I won't let her become a threat to us again."
"We believe you, Rainbow," Ariel said.
Rainbow looked at her.
It took a few tired seconds for Ariel to put on a reassuring smile.
Rainbow lingered where she sat. The mare rubbed her forehead, sighed, and said, "Somepony needs to go on watch—"
"Wildcard already volunteered," Flynn said.
"I could have guessed that," Rainbow said. "But the griffin's gotta be exhausted. He's been watching over Seraphimus all this time and he's still having to deal with the fact that Bard's—"
"We're all exhausted, Rainbow," Flynn said. "And... Bard's death is something that'll affect us forever."
"But we're the mother-buckin' Herald," Logan proclaimed with a fat grin. "And Double-Yoo is the most Heraldic of us all. You don't have to worry about him. You should have to worry about him."
Rainbow stifled a yawn and smiled tiredly. "Yeah. He's awesome like that, huh?"
"Indeed." Kepler put the slab away. "I suggest we sleep forr the next few hourrs. About two shifts' worrth. Then Flynn can rreactivate the spherre and we will follow it to one of Darrkrreach's brridges."
"I'll take the second shift after Wildcard," Logan said. "I was only ever a power-napper anyways."
"Oh great..." Flynn rolled his one natural eye. "Being woken up by you is always a treasure."
"I'll try to make it less smelly for you this time, Baldy."
"Ugh..."
"Sooooooo..." Ariel blinked. "Wildcard's on patrol first... then Logan... then we wake up hours from now and set off after the magic ball?"
Kepler exchanged nods with Rainbow Dash. "That would appearr to be the plan."
"Cool! Works for me!" And Ariel proceeded to curl up into a fuzzy gray ball with a delirious smile in the center. "Nini..." She was out like a light.
As everyone quietly shuffled away to retire, Rainbow sat in place, staring at Wildcard from a distance. She could scarcely make out his figure—only a pair of lenses that reflected Twilight amidst the shadows.
Applejack floated closer to her anchor. "Yer mighty worried about the feller, ain't you?"
"Hard not to be, AJ," Rainbow said.
"Reckon he did an awful lot to pull for you after what happened in the Quade," Applejack remarked. "If that ain't loyalty, then I don't know what is."
"It's not that," Rainbow muttered.
"Rainbow..." Fluttershy calmly cooed as she floated beside the mare. "Nobody's blaming you for what happened to Bard. Certainly not Wildcard—"
"It's not that either," Rainbow said. "I mean... yeah... it totally sucks that Bard's gone. He and I went through a lot. Wildcard too. But now that the Desperados are down to one..." She gently nodded her head in the griffin's direction. "...Wildcard's pretty much the longest-running companion I've got."
"You're not seriously trying to measure the worth of friendship based on sheer longevity, are you?" Twilight bore a wry smirk. "Because I'm certain I learned a lesson or two back in Ponyville about that. Want a lecture?"
"Pffft... cut it out, egghead," Rainbow muttered. "I guess what I mean is... I-I met Bard and Wildcard back in Rust. And that..." A shudder. "...that was barely two months after I left the Noble Jury behind in Val Roa. Wildcard is... like a piece of the Light Side. A very warm... very noble piece."
Her ghostly friends looked on.
Rainbow rolled her eyes at herself. "But what am I even talking about?" She put on a soft smile. "I have you guys with me. That's as warm as it can ever get."
"Awwwwwwww Dashie..." Pinkie swept in for a hug. Her hooves phased straight through her anchor, but that didn't stop her from committing to the gesture. "You're allowed to like all your friends equally. Even the Boo Haunted House ones!"
"You should take the time to talk to Wildcard," Rarity suggested. "Get to know him... since you care about him so terribly much."
"I..." Rainbow grimaced. "I wish I knew how..."
Find Your Happy Thought
Rainbow slumped down onto a sleeping mat a few paces away from the campfire. Unlike Logan, Flynn, and Kepler—she didn't allow for a tent over her head. She gazed sideways at the stone and darkness that had enveloped her. High above, a sliver of twilight fed cold blue luminesence down onto her tired limbs and bruised flesh.
"... ... ...ow," Rainbow muttered.
"Hmmm?" Fluttershy looked over, ears curving back with concern. "Rainbow? Are you alright?"
"Yeah... yeah..." Rainbow tired, then winced... feeling her jaw muscles. "Just... friggin' hate this..."
"Hate what, darling?" Rarity raised an eyebrow. "Sleeping?"
"No. Just... coming to a stop," Rainbow muttered. "It's only at times like this that all of the nasty side effects of getting into so many friggin' scraps finally catch up with me." She curled up—wincing as she did so. "Right now... I'm finally feeling the swordtips of the Frostknifers." Her teeth clenched. "Oofa... and there's a right-hook from Seraphimus... and there's another one..." She tongued the inside of her muzzle. "...and an uppercut."
"My stars...!" Rarity curled into a floaty marshmallowy ball, shivering from ghostly head to tail. "I don't even know how you do it!"
"Having a hammock to sleep in helps," Rainbow said. And a wistful smile crossed her muzzle briefly. Then a sigh. "Instead of curling up to the dead-stone bosom of an unforgiving Dark Side..."
"Eh..." Applejack waved a hoof. "You'll get over it."
"Applejack!" Twilight snapped, frowning.
"What?" Applejack shrugged. "I mean it! Our Rainbow is no push-over! She's agile! She's resilient!"
"She's frugal!" Pinkie exclaimed... then squinted into the shadows. "Wait..."
"Thanks for the vote of confidence, AJ," Rainbow said. She tried to yawn—but only found another reason to wince. "But... right now... I would trade all of that to just be sleeping on a soft cloud somewhere."
"Maybe you can still make that happen?" Rarity smiled faintly. "Surely if you gather up enough moisture—"
"There is none," Fluttershy said.
"Huh?"
Fluttershy shook her head. "There hasn't been a single cloud in sight since we crossed the Edge, Rarity."
"She's right," Twilight said with a nod. "This is just the very precipice of the plane... but so far it hasn't yielded enough moisture and evaporation to form anything malleable to pegasus hooves."
"Dearie me..." Rarity rubbed her forehead. "I... I-I haven't even noticed!" A dainty gulp. "I suppose I've just been paying attention to the landscape and topography..."
"And you've been doing a very good job of it, Rare-Rare," Rainbow Dash said. "For realsies. We've relied a lot on you as of late."
"Oh... well thank you kindly, darling!" Rarity blushed slightly.
"I only wish I could have been so helpful," Fluttershy said. She shook her head. "But there simply hasn't been any creatures to detect."
"And for all we know..." Twilight looked at the others, nodding. "We're probably better off that way."
"FRUITY!"" Pinkie suddenly exclaimed. In the ensuing silence, she smiled sheepishly at her friends. "That's... uh... th-that's the word I was looking for. Heehee..."
There was a cute drawling sound... strangely melancholic. Everpony looked to see Applejack yawning... and yawning some more.
"Eeeeuhhhh..." Applejack rubbed her eyes. "Reckon I'd have a silly retort to give Pinkie, but I'm suddenly too tuckered out to care."
"You're not alone..." Rarity fought a yawn with all her lady-like strength... and failed. "Mmmmmfff... why did you have to introduce such a dreadful contagion into the air, Applejack?"
"Pardon..."
"Hmmmm..." Rainbow tiredly smiled against the sleeping mat. "Enough about me... when was the last time you guys turned in?"
It was Twilight's turn to fight the infection yawn bug. "Well... uhhhh... mmmff... probably just as long as you've gone without sleep, Rainbow."
"It feels like forever," Fluttershy said, blinking heavily.
"Heh... no kidding." Rainbow nodded. "Why don't you all dive back into the Vanilla Zone? It's been friggin' forever and you've earned it."
"Oh Rainbow..." Fluttershy shook her head. "We couldn't do that—"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhnorrrr..." Pinkie Pie was already snoring.
Twilight rolled her eyes. "Well... we do need to be alert for the final climb to Darkreach... and Wildcard's patrolling for Rainbow and the Herald."
"I..." Fluttershy squirmed in place. "...I just feel bad leaving Rainbow Dash all alone."
"I am not alone, Fluttershy." Rainbow gulped, her eyes turning slightly glossy. "Believe me. I'm not."
"Well, you certainly won't get any argument from me." Rarity smiled tiredly and pushed Pinkie's rump. "Come on, Pinkie..." Slowly, the two were absorbed by a faint lavender light. "Time for dreamland."
"Mmmmmmmm..." Pinkie smiled as she nodded off. "Whatever you say, Maud. Just... be sure to walk Gummi... past the caves of licorice... zzzzzzzzzzz..."
The two vanished softly. Fluttershy followed after them.
Twilight hovered just above Rainbow Dash. "You are going to sleep yourself, right?"
"Yes, Mom."
"Rainbow..."
"Believe me, Twilight. There's no pony on this Plane—Light Side or Dark—who is more tired than I am." A beat. "Well... aside from Ariel, of course."
Finally, Twilight smiled. "Well okay then..." She turned around. "...but you shout if you want us to come back and help you with something."
"I doubt there are any libraries to organize between here and the Armory, egghead."
"Pffft.. whatever. Come along, Applejack..." And Twilight vanished into thin-air.
The farm mare lingered in place, though.
"You heard the Princess' star pupil, AJ," Rainbow fought through a yawn. "Leg it."
"I... I wish that I could, Rainbow..."
"Pffft. Come on." Rainbow cuddled up against the sleeping mat, exhaling. "You're the one who started the yawn fest. Own up to it."
"Well... sure... I'm tired... but..."
"But what?"
Applejack gazed up at the mouth of the ravine. At the endlessly swirling cosmos and galaxies in the distance. "How... how do you ever fall asleep, Rainbow?"
"I... I don't follow..."
"Under the weight of it all... the dag gum enormity of who you are and what yer questin' for..." Applejack winced tiredly. "I'm so sorry. Reckon it's a rude thang to hammer into yer noggin'. But... but sometimes I wonder how you ever... ever found the courage to sleep in all them months and months of soarin' east without us..."
"Without you guys...?" Rainbow shrugged against the mat. "For a while... it wasn't so hard..."
"Oh?"
"I mean... I just carried on like I did back in Ponyville... and in Cloudsdale..." Rainbow's eyes searched the stars above. "I'd dream about killin' it at the Best Young Fliers Competition... or about joining the Wonderbolts... or about stealing the spotlight at a Canterlot Air Show. But... then..." Her ears curved back slightly. "...as I kept moving away from Equestria... those fantasies hurt. They kept my mind agitated... didn't help me sleep at all."
"So... what did you think about?"
"You," Rainbow Dash said. She immediately twitched. "You and the g-girls." A nervous smile. "Hanging out. Doing adventure stuff. Simply having a snack at Sugarcube Corner."
"I... I-I reckon that didn't feel too good for long neither."
Rainbow slowly shook her head. "Eventually things got so chaotic that I was too exhausted to think of anything. Sleep just came to me. Then I met the Noble Jury: Belle, Pilate, Kera... ... ..." She pronounced another name between her teeth, but it was accompanied by a cold shudder. "But there came a time when thinking about them was too painful too. And then I was rejoined with you and Twilight and the rest of the girls..."
Applejack nodded. "The good and the bad come in waves, huh?"
"Totally..."
"Do you ever dream still?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow hugged herself. "You mean besides those terrible nightmares I had?"
Applejack bit her lip. "Sorry. I-I forgot..."
"It's okay. You haven't been a cognizant apple ghost for long."
"Heheh..."
"I don't know what to tell you, Applejack," Rainbow Dash said. "The last few times I've slept, there's been... nothing."
"Nothin'?"
"Just... blankness..." She swallowed. "Wonderful... peaceful blankness..." She rolled onto her back and gazed up at the stars. "Once upon a time—for the sake of being edgy—I used to tell myself that taking naps was just 'practicing for death.' But now? Now that I know so much about life and Urohringr and the Harmonic Plains... I guess I can't pretend to practice for anything anymore."
Silence.
"I expect to see Granny again someday."
Rainbow looked over. "Hmm?"
"Granny Smith..." Applejack murmured, staring up at the stars. "...I'm sad about her passin', of course... and I won't pretend to say that Apple Bloom and Big Mac ain't goin' through tough times back at home with copin' and all..." She looked down at Rainbow Dash. "But somehow... the Harmonic Plains is more real to me than they've ever been. Just seein' all of the epic thangs this world has to offer up close and hearin' the wise words spoken by Mortuana when she was still with y'all..." She paused for a moment, shook her head, then smiled. "I dunno. I mean... this is the Dark Side and all... but somehow everythang's not quite as bleak to me as it used to be."
Rainbow gulped. "I've no clue if that's how the Harmonic Plains really work, Applejack," she muttered. "Or if they're even real... despite everything that Mortuana or Celestia or Luna have said."
"But if they were real... and there is a place where we're all headed to... Granny Smith included... wouldn't you like to meet them all again?"
Rainbow's muzzle hung open. "... ... ...there are too many names to count," she exhaled.
"Well..." Applejack smiled. "Maybe that's yer warm thought to sleep to."
Rainbow blinked.
Applejack tilted her hat. "Good night, sugarcube. You mean the world to us. You really do..." And she backed away... and vanished.
Rainbow Dash was alone. And yet she wasn't.
She knew it. She wrapped her warm smile around herself, rolled over, and collapsed into delirious unconsciousness.
Back Where You Began
It started with hoarse laughter, low and cackling.
Rainbow's left ear flinched. Then her right. She opened her fuzzy eyes to a fuzzy world. The bliss of the mare's slumber only proved itself with how terribly uncomfortable it was to leave it.
All around her, the bodies of the Herald slowly rose and fell with quiet, gentle breathing.
Rainbow blinked. She looked at the soft gray splotch that was Ariel a few paces away. She took note of the shadows of Flynn, Kepler, and Logan fast asleep in their tents. Off in the distance, Wildcard perched atop a rock, forming a silent sihlouette against the twilight canvas above.
All was silent.
Rainbow Dash's eyes twitched... fluttered... and finally closed. She nestled her fuzzy chin back into the pliable surface of her sleeping mat.
And once again, she drifted.
And drifted...
...until a shifting sound disturbed her hearing yet again. It was a singular rustling at first, but soon grew more and more pronounced with rhythmic purchase. Like breathing. Snorting. Chuckling.
And then...
...a voice.
"Heh heh heh heh... a 'Herald', they call themselves..."
Rainbow's forehead tensed.
"...and not everypony has wings. Pfffft... so much for 'angelic.'"
The petite pegasus opened one eye.
All was still... save for a shadow. Darting. Slithering.
"Don't you just hate a nice day's work that sows chaos all on its own? No effort required. No fun."
Rainbow's heart froze. She sat up straight, ruby eyes darting around. There was a flicker to her right—a sign of reflected twilight being interrupted. She looked to see Scootaloo's goggles; both lenses were reflecting a wall of moving goat hair.
"I guess this is what happens when I'm forced into early retirement."
Rainbow jolted in place. The voice shifted, shuffling to her left. Panting, she turned her head the opposite way.
The Herald kept sleeping. Meanwhile, the folded spectacles resting just outside Kepler's tent reflected dragonscales. Within seconds, an antler'd shadow rose above the dwindling fireplace. There were limbs. Leather wings and blue feathers.
"Not that it matters. Seems like the most twisted labyrinths are the ones we've made for ourselves..."
Rainbow's gaze rose up... up. Her muzzle hung agape.
"Rather ironic, wouldn't you say?"
The shadow turned around, its nebulous hues unraveling with lavender glee. A pair of eyes rested in the center, flickering red on yellow. A one fang'd smirk loomed as he hovered in midair, peering down at Rainbow Dash with a devil-may-care grin.
"Why, hello there, Sparky." The fang glinted.
All of the hairs on Rainbow's neck had bristled by now. She spread her wings and hollered violently into the Dark Side. "Raaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaugh!"
Wildcard shot up with a start.
His body blurred as he faced the direction of Rainbow's bloody roar.
The air around him echoed, disturbing Seraphimus awake.
The hellish reverberations of Rainbow's scream hadn't dissipated, and already the dragonequus was casually stroking his beard.
"What? What's the matter?"
He plucked his skull clean off while his eyes remained hovering in place to study the cranium in his lion's paw.
"Is there something caught in my flavor-savor?"
"Rrrrrrrrrgh—!" Rainbow Dash charged at full gallop, clenching her teeth until they nearly cracked. She hurled herself skyward with a murderous rising hoof-kick. "HAAAAAUGH!"
Her blue body streaked pathetically through her target. Phasing through, she slammed into a random stalagmite positioned behind. The impact was so thunderous that it sent pebbles showering across the camp site.
"Hey! Rude, much?" He plopped his skull back on and hovered backwards with his arms folded. "What did that rock ever do to you?!"
"You..." Rainbow Dash heaved in mid-air, shaking all over. Veins showed in her eyes as she spat with each bombastic syllable: "I killed you!"
"I know, right?" He reclined lazily as he glided over a tent or two. "But you don't see me foaming at the mouth over it—"
"Aaaaaaaaaaugh!" Rainbow Dash sailed straight for him.
"Mayday! Mayday!" he chortled as her body phased through his hairy jigsaw figure. "Incoming easthorse at Dumb O'clock!"
Th-Thwumppp! Rainbow's body barreled through a tent, collapsing it. Flynn and Logan were fast awake, struggling to fight their way out of the tent. Rainbow Dash inadvertently knocked them into each other with her desperate attempt to fly at her target again.
A few paces down, Kepler shimmied out of his tent and awkwardly slapped his spectacles on. "What in Goddess' worrd...?" He flinched as Wildcard streaked past him.
Breathless, Wildcard took a flying leap, glided, and landed right at Rainbow's side. Cl-Clakkkk! He brandished Bard's staff in his one talon and looked every which way for an intruder.
"Nnnghhh..." Ariel groggily awoke, blinking confusedly at all of the commotion. "What... what's going on—?"
"Ariel!" Rainbow hollered as the figure coasted towards her. "Move! Get away!"
"What?!" Ariel's eyes widened as she shot up with a gasp. "Get away from what—?!"
"Discord!" Rainbow's voice cracked as her ears and tail drooped. "He's... he's b... he's b-b..."
"Discord?!" Ariel spun around a full circle as the dragonequus phased through her. "The Hell is a Discord?!?"
"Rather clueless, is she?" He smirked, reaching out to "pinch" the confused Heraldite's gray cheek. "Guess it makes sense. After all, she's pretty much blonde on the inside—"
"Stop it!" Rainbow galloped, drawn forward by a hellish frown. "Leave her alone!"
"Rainbow—!" Ariel flinched and ducked down low. "Aaack!"
Rainbow barely flew over her—flying through the dragonequus' laughing figure. WHUD! She slammed into another rock structure—this time causing it to tilt dramatically and crumble to pieces.
Ariel—frightened—threw Rainbow Dash a wide-eyed look.
Meanwhile, Logan and Flynn finally fought their way out of their tent—courtesy of the bigger stallion utilizing his axe. Riiiiiiiiip! Big Show burst out with a grunt, looking all over.
"...the Hell...?"
"Are we being attacked or—?"
"It's Rainbow Dash!" Ariel stammered, pointing at the crazed pegasus. "I-I think she senses something—"
"I think she senses something!" Discord imitated, his eyelashes growing three times as long for a brief second. "Eugh! Tra-la-la-la gag the girl!"
"I will NOT let you touch another one of my friends!" Rainbow shouted, propelling herself skyward yet again.
"Hahahaha!" He merely grinned at her as she flew towards him. "Do you even hear yourself—"
"SHUT UP!" Rainbow Dash punched and kicked and thrashed at the air. "Rrrrgh—SHUT! UP!"
Flynn grimaced.
Logan gripped his axe while looking all around. "What... wh-what's she even fighting?! What is this?!"
"I don't know—"
"I can't even sense a thing!"
"Rrainbow One! Please! You must calm down!"
Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes reflected the distant shape flailing in mid-air. Rainbow's yelling voice echoed over the desolate stone.
"He's right here! Discord! He's back! Tell me that you see him! Rrrrngh—Dang it! Tell me that you see him!!!"
"Rainbow, you're punching at nothing—"
"There's nopony there!"
"We prromise you that you arre safe! Please! Come down at once—"
"No... No! Rrrrrrghh—You dang stupid coward! I killed you once—I can kill you again!"
Seraphimus' beak hung open as her eyes narrowed. A cold, disgusted breath left her throat. "She's mad..."
Discord yawned, his body rippling in lavender streaks upon each thrown punch of Rainbow's forelimbs. "Really... is this how you've carried on all this time? I mean—sure—I caught brief glimpses and snapshots but... heheh... I guess it's really true what they say..." He grinned slyly. "The feature presentation rarely ever lives up to the previews."
"Shut up!" Rainbow panted and panted, her voice growing ragged as she overexerted herself. "Just... sh-shut up!"
"So Determined!" Discord flung his arms wide. "Did you catch that capital 'D'? It stands for Dense! All hail Rainbow Dense, the Australioh! Heh heh heh..." There was a crimson glint to his pupils as he hissed: "You were always the easiest one to distract. I guess that's why I chose you."
"Rrrrrrrr—" Rainbow Dash angled her wings and made to dive straight through the villain. In a dark blue, Wildcard came up from behind and grabbed her before she could suicide plunge into the stone earth below. "Nnnghh—Let... let g-go!" She yelped and struggled. The Desperado nevertheless kept her in a vice-hold with his one good talon. With expert wings, he lowered her down to the ground—and the Herald. "I... I-I have to stop him! Don't you get it?! He's back! Discord's back and... and..."
"Rainbow!" Ariel rushed forward, grasping both of the mare's hooves and fighting with her every violent motion. "Rainbow—look at me—"
"NO!"
"Rainbow—"
"N-no!"
"There's nothing there! You're safe!" Ariel pleaded, staring her straight in the eyes as Wildcard held her still. "You're with your friends! The Herald's protecting you—"
"You don't get it!" Rainbow drowned in a cold sweat. Her pupils were the size of mustard seeds as she looked all around. "He's chaos! The lord of Chaos! None of you are safe! Cloudsdale... I-I mean..." She clenched her eyes shut. "...Ponyville... Equestria..." She fought and struggled once again with Wildcard's grip. "Rrrrrngh—friggin' melon fudge! I'll break you into a million pieces next time and toss them all into Tartarus!"
Discord merely yawned. "Yeah... well... I can see you're not yet ready to show up to the gaming table. That or you rolled a natural twenty in stupid. Either way... borrrrr-iiiiing." He snapped his fingers, and a pair of shades appeared on his snout. "I'll be back," he gluttered in a deep, thick accent... slowly dissolving backwards in a lavender pool. "Hopefully sooner than thirty hundred chapters or so. Zing!"
And just as he dissipated...
...five pastel colored shapes came bursting through the harmonic ether.
"Rainbow Dash!" Fluttershy gasped.
"Oh darling!" Rarity yelped, zipping towards their anchor. "What ever is the matter?"
"We heard you shrieking and crying and caterwauling!" Pinkie yelped.
"But for some reason—we couldn't get through to you!" Twilight exclaimed.
Applejack nodded as they all hovered around their friend. "We kept bangin' and buckin' against them walls of the Vanilla Zone somethin' fierce—"
"But the barrier somehow wouldn't buckle until just now!" Rarity exclaimed. "As if something was holding it in place!"
"Rainbow Dash..." Fluttershy floated close with a sympathetic expression. "You look awful!"
"What happened, Dashie?"
"Please... tell us..." Twilight looked with an urgent expression. "Did something happen just now? What's going on?"
Rainbow stared at each of her friends. Slowly, her body went limp... and gravity did the rest. Her scowl morphed into a grimace, and tears flowed rapidly. "He's back," she whimpered, her voice foalish and crumbling. "He's back, you guys. I don't know how, but he's back..."
"Back?" Pinkie's muzzle scrunched. "Who's back?"
Fluttershy looked all around. "I... I don't sense anybody..."
"Girls..." Applejack was staring dead-straight at Rainbow Dash with shrinking pupils. "This... this ain't a good thing..."
"I... I don't understand," Rarity stammered.
"Who?" Twilight looked at Applejack, then at Rainbow again. "Tell us! Who is back?"
"Oh gosh... oh no..." Rainbow sobbed and quivered. "Oh please Celestia, no... no no no no no..." She covered her muzzle with trembling hooves.
Wildcard refused to let go—instead keeping the mare anchored safely in his grasp. This gave Ariel room to lean forward and cuddle Rainbow closely.
Kepler, Logan, and Flynn formed an anxious perimeter. Their eyes continued to scan the darkness surrounding them... searching for an answer... a reprieve.
And finding none.
Let It All Out
With a streak of dark feathers, Wildcard glided down from a high altitude patrol. His talons scraped the stone earth as he came to a swift stop.
Ariel looked up, a petite pegasus cradled in her forelimbs. "Anything?"
Wildcard shook his head. Not long later, a wyvern touched down at his side.
"Mrmmff!" Kepler caught his breath, stood up, and held his glasses steady as he spoke. "We searrched high and low! Just shorrt of scaling the mesa!" He shuddered. "I'm afrraid we found nothing."
"That goes for us too..." Flynn strolled up with Logan in tow. They stood above the flattened remnants of their tent. "Nothing hiding behind any of the rock structures. My horn couldn't illuminate a single thing."
"I swung my axe at the shadows for good measure," Logan grumbled.
Flynn rolled his good eye. "Point is..." He turned to face Ariel. "...we're just as alone now as we were when we first set camp here."
"This ravine is desolation incarnate!" Logan's brow furrowed. "I mean... no offense... but what's the point in searching? If Rainbow's friends can't sense anything—"
"Big Show...!" Ariel frowned, giving Rainbow's shoulders a squeeze. "Shhhhh..."
"Look... I'm no big fan of her freaking the buck out either," Logan said. "But if there's any making sense of this—shouldn't the ball start in her invisible friends' court?"
Ariel shook her head. "Rainbow Dash is not the one who should be pressured into—"
"They sense nothing," Rainbow Dash stammered.
Wildcard craned his neck to look at her.
Ariel patted Rainbow's shoulder. "Rainbow..."
"They don't..." Rainbow sniffled, strill trembling all over. "But I know what I saw... what I heard." Her eyes darted around in a nonstop cold panic. "He's b-back... I don't know how... but he's back..."
"This crreaturre..." Kepler took a few steps forward, his eyes narrowing. "...this 'Discorrd'... he is the one rresponsible forr yourr chaotic state, yes?"
"I'm responsible for my chaotic state," Rainbow momentarily growled. "All because I killed him. I picked up the Element of Loyalty and s-single-hoofedly turned him into stone. I dashed him into a hundred pieces and... and..." Rainbow clenched her teeth as more tears welled up. "How can he possibly be back? How? I don't understand... how?!"
"Rainbow Dash..." Rarity floated in front of the mare, stealing both her attention and her words. "We've been over this a dozen times! None of us sense anything different!"
"If... if there was a dragonequus nearby... Discord or not..." Fluttershy gulped. "I-I'm sure I could sense him. At least... at least I think I—"
"Maybe her nightmares came back!" Pinkie suggested. She looked directly at their anchor. "Could you just have had a bad dream, Dashie?"
"No, Pinkie..." Rainbow gnashed her teeth as the Herald blinked in response. She shook in Ariel's grip, her ears folding back. "This was real. You don't know because you didn't have to deal with him like I did."
"Heeeeeeeey..." Pinkie pouted, folding her forelimbs. "Being blown to pink smithereens is definitely dealing with it—!"
Applejack placed a hoof on Pinkie's shoulder, silencing her. She turned to look at the others. "Rainbow's tellin' the truth, y'all."
"Or she thinks she's tellin' the truth," Rarity said.
"Our loyalest mare's been battlin' all sorts of epic monsters and heebie-jeebies for over two years now!" Applejack's brow furrowed. "Dun ya think she'd know the difference between what's real and what's a mind spell?"
"With all that chaos in her system, who knows, Applejack?" Rarity said in a sympathetic turn. "And here we are on the Dark Side..."
"Girls!" Twilight hovered squarely next to Applejack. "Aren't we forgetting something? When we tried to get out of the Harmonic state—"
"Vanilla Zoooooone!" Pinkie hoofy-kicked.
Twilight sighed. "The Vanilla Zone. When we heard Rainbow and tried to get out... something was keeping us from exiting!"
Fluttershy shuddered. "Or someone..."
"Right." Twilight nodded.
"Oh dear..." Rarity grimaced. "...you can't possibly be suggesting—"
"This was our very first trip to the Vanilla Zone after crossing over to the Dark Side," Twilight Sparkle said. "It's the first time we—the Elements of Harmony—decided to leave Rainbow Dash and 'recharge.' So... what if there's more to it than just the five of us attached to Rainbow?"
"Tw-Twilight...?" Rainbow Dash sat up, her lips quivering. "You... are you meaning to say he's... he's anchored...?"
"Anchored?" Logan belched. "Who's anchored?"
"Discord?" Flynn murmured.
"Hrrmmmm..." Kepler stroked his hairy chin. "Rrainbow Dash..." He looked at her calmly. "You arre am exceptional specimen forr possessing harrmonic enerrgy in its purrest forrm—as embodied by the souls of yourr closest frriends whom you've absorrbed back in Equestrria..." He narrowed his eyes. "But that isn't the only spectacularr thing about you... forr you arre also imbued with chaos. A blessing orr an infection, you werre neverrtheless forreverr changed by the rrift that opened in the hearrt of yourr kingdom. What if—just possibly—the souls of yourr frriends werren't the only things that you absorrbed...?"
Wildcard's goggles rattled at that. He turned and looked nervously at Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash's coat had paled even more. "No... that can't be right..." She shook her head, trembling even harder. "That's bullcrap! I got rid of him for good!"
"Rainbow Dash..." Flynn spoke quietly, carefully. "All this time... you've flown under the lights of the Alicorn Princesses... and the Firmaments placed their harmonically by their forebearers. But none of that is shielding you here on the Dark Side." His ears folded anxiously. "Nothing is around us to shield the chaos within any longer—"
"He..." Rainbow clutched her pendant desperately with quivering fetlocks. "...is dead. It's gotta be some crazy monster impersonating him or something!"
"Rainbow—"
"You just haven't found him yet! You just h-haven't..." Rainbow's voice gave out, replaced instead by pitiful hyperventilation. She lost the strength to sit upright and more or less collapsed to her side.
Ariel easily caught her. "Shhh-shhhh... just breathe. It's okay. You're not alone with this..."
"Don't want him to be back don't want him to be back don't want him to be back..." Rainbow Dash repeated with foalish squeaks. She curled up in Ariel's embrace.
Twilight, Rarity, and the others watched with misty-eyed expressions.
Ariel looked up at the rest of the Herald.
The males exchanged nervous glances. At last, Wildcard nodded and—fwooosh!—resumed flying in a wide orbit of the camp site.
As Kepler joined him, Flynn and Logan shuffled off. "We'll... uh... go looking around the outer fringes of the ravine."
"Stay close together," Ariel said, stroking Rainbow's mane. "No matter what, keep each other safe."
"Roger that."
As the Herald split apart, Ariel remained in place, holding Rainbow close. "They're going to keep looking, Rainbow."
"I'm so scared..." Rainbow cried. Her voice cracked as every defense dissolved completely. "Goddess help me, I h-haven't been this scared in f-forever..." She clenched her eyes shut. "Mmmmmm... Celestiaaaaaa..."
"It's okay..." Ariel smiled gently before nuzzling the mare close. "It's okay, Rainbow. Let it out. It's okay, girl..."
Rainbow sobbed like an infant, even as her friends circled closer. The only one looking remotely composed was Applejack. She hovered higher—like a sentry—gazing around at the darkness surrounding. At long last, her ghostly eyes found the silvery shape of Seraphimus off to the side.
The griffin wouldn't stop staring at the sobbing pegasus.
Applejack's eyes narrowed... and her frown was far from a subtle thing.
Friendship With Extra Mayo
"What if... the Dark Side is like one giant ice cream cone surrounding the Vanilla Zone which is why we have such a hard time breaking free?!"
"Pinkie—"
"AND... without her harmonic friends nearby, Dashie starts to lose it in the whosit? I mean, I'd go crazy and start dreaming up big baddies too!"
"Twilight, admit it. Pinkie might have an oxymoronic way of describing her theories—but it's a lot simpler than... brrrrr... the actual, literal Discord having r-returned!"
"Rarity, if Rainbow Dash said it and Applejack confirms it—"
"But Applejack only knows what Rainbow Dash experiences."
"Yer sayin' she ain't experiencin' reality?"
"No, Applejack, what I'm trying to say is that it's all a matter of perspective. I agree with Pinkie insomuch that whatever's happening to our friend—and to us—is merely a component of dwelling on the Dark Side! But to actually claim something so horrible as... as D-Discord returning..."
"Just because it's terrible dun mean it ain't true, Rarity."
"Applejack—"
"Truth hurts more than we want it to. I'd say we treat this like it's the worst case scenario. We accept what Rainbow Dash has declared about Discord and then we focus on what needs to be done about it!"
"B-but what can we do about it? If Discord's really b-back, then we're in m-more danger than we can even pretend to imagine!"
"We're not in danger, Fluttershy."
"But Twi! We couldn't reach Dashie when she needed us the most! That's poopy news! It's like the Defcon One of Poopy news!"
"What in the hay is a 'Defcon?'"
"Definitely Enigmatic, Freaky, Calamitous, And Nasty!"
"The word 'and' doesn't start with an 'o.'"
"Then you think of something, Twilight!!! Golly-gee-gummy-gunk! It's a little hard to break the forth wall when it starts to break back against you!"
"I-I-I don't even think I can ever g-go back to the Vanilla Zone after today..."
"But we have to, Fluttershy! Otherwise we'll never recharge! We can never help Rainbow Dash!"
"Hrmmm... ya reckon we should keep ourselves from goin' back into that bright'n'shiny place? See how long we can manage?"
"I... shudder to think of what that might do to us, Applejack. Unless you, Twilight, think it wouldn't be harmful to us or Rainbow."
"I... I-I can't say for certain. All evidence seems to suggest that it would be a detriment to our connection to Rainbow Dash to never, ever go back to that place."
"Then maybe we can go there for only a short spell? Feel it out? Like a quick power nap?"
"After what happened last time, I don't think we can afford to experiment much... as much as I'd love to."
"Duaaaaaaah! We can take turnsies! Rotate our filly fuzzy sleeping schedules around the clock!"
"That's... actually a good idea, darling."
"Make it so that one of us is always guardin' Rainbow Dash? Like a loyal pup? Shucks, sign me up!"
"And after all that's happened, she could really use our help. I mean... have you ever seen her so... so t-terribly distraught?"
"Can't say that I have."
"Nope."
"Uh uh!"
"You've known her longest, Fluttershy. How about you?"
"I... I-I can't remember. Rainbow Dash has always been the strong one. All the way through Rohbredden—as we watched her surpass obstacle after obstacle—she only served to reinforce the courageous, resilient image I've had of her. But seeing her utterly collapse like that..."
"Mmmmmm... makes you wonder exactly what p-poor Dashie went through right after we all went kablooey."
"Good heavens... I shudder to think! And now the weight of Discord has fallen back on her shoulders!"
"Yeah... ... ... ..."
"... ... ... ...what if it really is true? What if our beloved Rainbow is... is actually tethered to him like we are to her?"
"Then it's our job to give her support! We carry her spirit on our shoulders like she's carried us! After all, we're in this together!"
"Of course..."
"Absolutely!"
"Yeah!"
"Boy howdy!"
"After all she's been through, we deserve no less! First thing she wakes up, I suggest we all gather around and tell her how we're going to plan to deal with this threat—"
"I'm awake, egghead," Rainbow Dash droned from where she laid curled up under starlight. "You can tell me now."
"Eeep!" Twilight Sparkle jolted in place. She and the other ghostly mares pivoted to face Rainbow Dash.
Stirring, Rainbow Dash rubbed the gritty remains of tears from her eyelids and squinted at the group. "I'm totally sorry for freaking out like I did before..."
"Oh Rainbow Dash..." Fluttershy floated forward with ears folded.
"You have nothing to be sorry for, darling," Rarity said.
"Darn tootin'!" Applejack nodded. "If I was in yer place, no doubt I'd be caterwalin' somethin' fierce as well!"
Rainbow Dash merely stared at Applejack. She stared and she stared...
"Okay. Maybe not. Heh..." Applejack tilted her hat back. "But... you gotsta admit... that's an awful lot to digest in one evenin'—"
"Mrmmfff..." Rainbow Dash stirred some more, rubbing her eyes. "I don't really want to talk about it. Not right now."
"But Rainbow Dash!" Twilight glided forward with an anxious expression. "This is very serious! We have to deal with this as soon as—"
Pinkie rested a hoof on Twilight's shoulder. The party mare shook her head, then spoke to Rainbow in a calm, melodic voice. "Don't let us interrupt your shuteye, Dashie. Cruddy crud or not—you still need to rest for the trek ahead."
"Grnnngh... sleep... how..." Rainbow's tired eyes darted around. "How long have I been sleeping?"
"Not long enough," Fluttershy said. "Trust us."
"Ungh..."
"Uhm... erm..." Twilight cleared her throat. "I'm sorry, Rainbow. Pinkie's right. You really could use the rest right now."
"Where's the Herald?"
"Don't worry. They're safe—"
"If they're safe, then you can tell me where they are," Rainbow said with a sudden frown. "Well? How 'bout it?"
Rarity sighed, then looked aside. "Fluttershy, darling?"
"Flynn's guarding Seraphimus at the moment," the pegasus said. "Logan and Kepler are scouting."
"Uh huhhhh..." Rainbow Dash blinked. "And what about Wildcard? Ariel?"
Fluttershy merely smiled.
"Flutters...?"
"Look for yourself, darling," Rarity said.
Rainbow didn't have to look far. She tilted her head to the right and nearly bumped into Wildcard's beak. The griffin slept, perched in an upright position directly in front of Rainbow—his back to the twilight. In the midst of his slumber, the Desperado somehow continued clutching Bard's staff with his one good talon.
Rainbow looked to the left... and got a muzzle full of gray fuzz. Ariel was spooning her from behind, enveloping the petite pegasus' body with a protective hug. She was also asleep.
It was like waking up in a warm cocoon of comraderie. Rainbow Dash instantly lost the nerve to move any further.
"Well... uh..." Rainbow gulped. "...I guess I'm getting some more sleep."
Twilight stifled a breathy giggle. "Looks like it."
"Have... have they been here long?"
"All night long, Rainbow," Fluttershy said. "Wildcard insisted on guarding you all night. And Ariel..."
Rainbow's eyes briefly crossed Applejack's gaze. "Yeah..." She lowered her head as she rested in her friends' close proximity. "Yeah, I get it."
"They believe in ya, Rainbow," Applejack said. "And so do we."
"Mmmmm..." Rainbow exhaled softly. "I guess... g-guess I'm pretty lucky, aren't I?"
Twilight nodded. "All things considered."
"Right..." Exhaustion set in once again, and Rainbow closed her eyes. "Good enough."
She snuggled under Ariel's arms... and was fast asleep as her friends looked on.
Stone Waters; Set Sail
Hours later...
The Cylindrimanian sphere warbled along at a zig-zagging pace. It barely skirted past the stalagmites and loose boulders filling the valley floor as it made its way gradually up a slowly ascending grade. Up ahead, a craggy incline stretched towards visible starlight. A tall cleft of rock loomed to the left, and it was obvious that the ancient piece of machinery was headed towards it.
"Ha-hah!" Kepler smiled through his tusks as he glided through the air, perched on a rock, glided, and perched on another rock. "It is just as we prredicted! I have no doubt at this point that we shall be dirrected to a lofty brridge strructurre of some sorrt orr anotherr!"
"Yuh huh..." Flynn huffed and puffed as he and Wildcard dragged the larger sled behind them. To give Logan a bit of relief, they exchanged griffin guard-duty... but the stallion was starting to regret the generous action by the time they reached the first hint of an incline. "Any chance we c-could predict some crystal-blue springs or refreshing ice d-deposits along the way?"
"Do not sound so despondent, brrotherrs!" Kepler hopped and glided above them, following the sphere's leisurely path. "Therre shall be time forr rrest once we get to Darrkrreach! I am surre of it!"
"Mrmmmfff..." Flynn clenched his teeth as sweat ran down his bald crown. He used telekinesis to lighten the load behind him and Wildcard, but it barely worked in relieving them of the weight. "I wonder what are the odds that a guild of Emeraldinian physical therapists survived there over the past half-millennium..."
Wildcard—naturally—said nothing. Although he broke a sweat, his breaths were solid and his pace was constant as he pulled his half of the heavy weight.
Flynn glanced aside at the Desperado. "Does anything ever bother you, dude?"
Wildcard merely shrugged. He scraped the floor with his temporary metal cane of a prosthetic and tugged along.
Flynn sighed, his one eye narrowing at the shadowed ascent ahead. "And here I thought we had lost all the robot parts of you..."
There was the subtlest of muscle shifts to Wildcard's throat—something resembling a smile behind his streamlined beak. He nevertheless kept marching uphill.
Behind them, Logan pulled the smaller wagon with the greatest of ease. Although his limbs weren't bothered the slightest by the trot uphill, he wasn't smiling. The large stallion constantly threw a look over his shoulder, focusing on the prisoner being tugged behind him.
Seraphimus was constantly looking to their right—squinting at two feathered shadows gliding evenly with the Heraldic caravan. Her charcoal brown eyes settled coldly on a petite pegasus...
"Hey..." Logan gnashed his teeth. "Hey...!" He reared one leg and rattled the sled.
Seraphimus winced as the metal all around her jolted. Her eyes turned so she could glare at the pony pulling her.
"Eyes off. Ya hear me?" Logan frowned back at her. "You don't get to glare at her. Not after what she went through last night."
Seraphimus calmly exhaled. "After what happened last night..." Her eyes narrowed. "...I wonder why the lot of you aren't glaring at yourselves in disdain."
Logan merely clenched his jaw muscles.
Seraphimus hissed, "She's insane... both dangerous and demented. It will lead you and the rest of your companions to ruin." A cold breath. "That's a promise..."
"So long as I'm in charge of your ungrateful pussy-ass, you shut your rancid beak. Got it?"
"You know this," Seraphimus slurred. "You know that she will be the death of you. Why do you persist?"
"The only thing I know is that I'm gonna volunteer to feed you soon. And I promise that all you eat is gonna be a whole lot browner than bleakweed leaves."
Seraphimus merely snorted at that. Nevertheless, she was silent as Logan carried her the rest of the way up hill.
Off to the right, Rainbow Dash and Ariel flew parallel with the group, slowly ascending towards the top of a stone promontory.
"Once we get to the peak, I'll ask Flynn and Kepler to switch off the old metal ball thingy for a while," Ariel said. She smiled pleasantly. "Then you and the rest can chill while I go scouting ahead for the bridge."
Rainbow nodded. "Okay..."
"If I find it on my first flyby, I'll come back and let you guys know. If I don't, then I'll get Wildcard to help me. We'll be in Darkreach in no time. You don't have to worry about that."
Rainbow took a shuddering breath. She nodded again. "Okay... ... ..."
Ariel squinted sideways at her. She flapped her wings and flew backwards, facing Rainbow with concern. "Is... everything alright?"
Rainbow gulped. "Yeah..."
"Do... your friends sense the bridge ahead of us?" Ariel cocked her head to the side. "'Cuz that would be super cool... n-not that I want to put the pressure on you or anything... eheheh... I'm sure once we get to Darkreach we'll find our own way to get inside and—"
Rainbow flew to a stop, hovering in place.
Ariel levitated in front of her. "Rainbow...?" Her voice grew softer. "Rainbow, what's wrong?"
"I... uh..." Rainbow avoided her gaze, fidgeting with her fetlocks. "I really w-wish you didn't have to be juggling so much all because of me..."
"Hey..." Ariel smiled. "It's what the Herald's all about!"
"Even still, I'm usually... awesomer," Rainbow's voice cracked. "You shouldn't have to look after me so hard."
"Pffffft... please..." Ariel rolled her eyes. "...should I even try to list all the times you've saved the Herald's neck? My neck? Yowsers... if my mother knew how much of a damsel in distress I've turned out to be on occasion..."
"Ariel, you... you don't get it..." Rainbow shook her head and sighed. "I'm the Austraeoh. I should be tougher than this. I have been tougher than this. And last night..." She grimaced. At last, her sad eyes lifted to meet the other mare's. "... ... ...last night you didn't exactly see me at my coolest. And... and I'm sorry for that." She gulped. "I'm sorry if I totally ruined my 'courageousness' for you and Wildcard and the rest. I suspect I'm probably lame forever now..."
Ariel merely smiled. She drifted in and gave Rainbow a soft hug. "I'll never be sorry for having known you."
Rainbow bit her lip. A slight rosiness crossed her cheeks.
Ariel gave her a nuzzle. "Let us take care of the Austraeoh for a while." She leaned back with a smile. "You just focus on giving us a sign if that asshole Discord shows up again. Promise?"
Rainbow opened her muzzle. Her breath hung off a squeak however...
...for she saw a length of gray scales and goat fur reflecting off of Ariel's ocean blue eyes. In the distance, there was a cackling noise.
Rainbow shivered once... swallowed... and gave a nod. "Promise."
Don't Drop the Ball
Twilight Sparkle's eyes twitched. "Rainbow."
Rainbow Dash looked over her shoulder. She and Ariel were gliding along the outer edge of the promontory overlooking the ravine. "What's up?"
"Magic.' Twilight gulped. "I sense... magic."
"Well, of course you do, silly!" Pinkie Pie pointed at the sphere puttering up ahead, climbing the final ascent. "That thing's been shimmer-glimmering away for the last hour!"
"No... no..." Twilight rubbed her horn, grimacing slightly. "This is a different magic. A deeper one."
"'Deeper' how, darling?" Rarity asked.
"I-I'm not sensing any living thing out here," Fluttershy said. "Wherever this magic is... it's just magic."
"Still..." Rainbow took a breath, looking forward. "Sensing magic where—all this time—there's been a whole lot of nothing... is something."
Ariel threw Rainbow a double-take. "What? Are the girls sensing Darkreach?"
Rainbow narrowed her eyes. All ahead of them was impenetrable darkness. "I'm not sure..."
"Can you... pinpoint the location, Rainbow?" Twilight asked.
Twilight raised a hoof... pointed it... pivoted slightly... and pointed again. "In that direction. Slightly... down a bit."
"You mean back into the ravine?" Applejack asked.
"No." Rarity shook her head. "I do believe that Twilight is pointing into the heart of the mesa across the way."
"Sounds like the ticket!" Pinkie exclaimed.
Rainbow cleared her throat. She turned around to shout at the other herald. "Guys! I think Twilight's found—!"
"Harrk!" Kepler's voice cracked in a panic. He gestured with a shaky claw. "The sphere!"
"Huh?" Ariel looked.
"Aw sh-shit!" Flynn gnashed his teeth—nearly tripping over himself while drawing the sled of supplies. "It's heading for the edge!"
Sure enough, the Cylindrimanian object in question was swiftly barreling for the edge of the promontory... and into plummeting darkness.
"Quick!" Kepler sputtered through his tusks. "Someone catch it!"
"Awww Hell..." Logan grunted from afar.
"I got it!" Ariel began a swift dive. Her ears folded back in mid-plummet. "Crud! It's too far—"
The sphere fell over the edge like a crimson flare.
"...!!!" Wildcard briskly unhitched himself from the sled, abandoned Flynn's side, and rocketed towards the cliff's edge in a black streak. Swooooooosh! He shot beneath Ariel, vanished... and rose back up with the fluctuating sphere tucked under his good arm.
"Whew..." Logan exhaled. He slumped to a stop, then frowned at the griffin tethered behind him. "You shut up."
Seraphimus' eyes narrowed. "I did not say a thing."
"You were thinkin' it!"
Ariel, Rainbow Dash, and Kepler joined up with Wildcard at the cliff's edge.
"So... what the buck?" Ariel stammered, still catching her breath.
"Why did it up and toss itself over the edge like that?" Rainbow asked. "Can ancient machines get existentially depressed?"
"It is simply a matterr of prrogrraming," Kepler remarked. "Let us not be drrawn into errroneously assigning this machine a perrsonality!"
"Well, Kepler, if you ask me it looks like the thing's having a temper tantrum!" Ariel remarked, pointing at the thing.
The device shook and gyrated and whirred in Wildcard's grasp. The three-limbed griffin struggled to keep the thing from flying off into the darkness again.
"Herre..." Kepler reached in and shut the device off. "Allow me..."
The glowing red sphere went dormant. Wildcard lifted his goggles and looked curiously at the others.
"Your guess is as good as mine, Wildcard," Rainbow said. She looked towards the darkness, scratching her head. "Rarity? Twilight? Any idea on where the thing was headed?"
"Straight for the mesa, darling," Rarity said.
"That's exactly where the magic I'm sensing is located," Twilight added. "Rainbow—I'm quite certain the sphere was only trying to return to Darkreach."
"But why take the plunge?" Rainbow slurred. "Was this sphere supposed to fly?"
"Did the old spheres in Danksteen fly when you first saw them on the Light Side?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"'Darkstine', and that was modern day tech, Pinkie. Who knows if the Cylindrimanians could build stuff that advanced centuries ago."
"Hrmmmmm..." Pinkie looked into the shadows. "Maybe it was expecting a piggyback."
"Ain't no pigs on this side of the plane, darlin'," Applejack said.
"Not that kind of a 'piggyback,' Applejack," Rainbow said, trotting up to the very edge.
"Rainbow?" Ariel hovered close. "What are your friends saying?"
"The little space marble thingy was definitely heading towards the mesa situated on the other side..." Rainbow murmured, squinting.
"But... how? Why?" Ariel gestured. "This isn't where one of the two bridges is located."
"Not now, it isn't..." Rainbow tilted her neck down. She stared at the dark stone edge of the promontory... at the obsidian crags lining the edges of the ravine below. It was hard to make out in the dim twilight, but she thought she saw some peppery bits of paler stone... like shattered concrete. "... ... ...Rare-Rare?"
The ghostly fashionista hovered closer. "You raaaaaaaang?"
"Anything... uh... weird about the rocks below us?"
"Not a single thing whatsoever!" Rarity exclaimed.
Rainbow sighed. "Okay."
"Wait..." Rarity struck a melodramatic pose, her horn glowing with intense scrutiny.
Twilight and Applejack rolled their eyes.
"... ... ...now that I think of it..." Rarity fluffed her mane, scanning the heavens with her eyes while her horn strobed. "Yes... yes! I do sense something different about this part of the ravine!" She pointed suddenly towards the cliff's edge. "Look! Examine that portion of the rock, if you would!"
Rainbow flapped her wings and hovered ahead. Ariel nervously followed her.
Soon both pegasi were levitating right above the precipice. Following Rarity's directions, Rainbow approached a swath of rock that stood out from the rest of the stone material. It was pale, smooth in multiple places, and fused tightly to the preexisting cliffside.
"A foundation..." Ariel murmured.
"Your adorable fuzzy friend is right!" Rarity beamed. "That is very... very unnatural stone! Mixed and poured several lifetimes ago!"
"So... that means..." Rainbow pivoted about.
"The bridge fell ages ago," Twilight remarked. "The metal sphere wasn't programmed to take that into acount."
"Darkreach must be on the other side!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"Is... is it safe for us to cross?" Fluttershy stammered.
Rainbow inhaled. "Only one way for us to find out." She turned to look at the rest of the Herald. "We found our place of entrance, guys."
"Entrance?" Logan craned his thick neck. "I don't see a damn thing!"
"Because the bridge fell out years ago, dumbass," Flynn said. "That's what she's trying to say!"
"Oh. Great. Perfect." Logan shrugged his shoulders, causing the sled behind him to shake. "How are we gonna get this shit over?"
"One thing at a time..." Rainbow paced through the group. "We need to scout ahead."
Ariel and Wildcard immediately shot a hand up.
Rainbow smirked slightly. "Yeah. I could have predicted that." She stood up straight. "But I'm going with you dudes."
"But... Rrainbow One..." Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "What if the entrrance to Darrkrreach holds unknown perrils?"
"I'll be safe so long as I'm with you guys," Rainbow Dash said. "Besides..." She slapped a hoof over Kepler's hairy shoulder. "You're coming with?"
Kepler blinked. "I am?"
"Yup!" Rainbow gripped him and kicked off the cliff's edge. "Come on, everypony! Be there or be square!"
"Guhhhhhhhh!" Kepler writhed in her grasp, unaccustomed to flying at the pegasus' speed. Wildcard and Ariel swiftly followed behind.
"We'll... uh... we'll be in touch!" Ariel called back to the two stallions guarding the bound Seraphimus. "Just stick around for a bit!"
"Wait! Can't you just—" Flynn reached a hoof out.
Too late. The four figures disappeared into shadow and twilight.
Flynn leaned back, nostrils flaring. "Mrmfff... this sucks."
Seraphimus nodded. "I am inclined to agree."
"Shut up!" both Stallions grunted.
The Gates of Darkreach
It wasn't long before the group met a wall of stone on the other side. It was more elevated than they expected, but all it took was a steady flap of their wings and they easily ascended high enough for a soft landing.
Rainbow touched down first. She placed a shivering Kepler onto the stone earth beside her.
"Whelp... that wasn't so bad." She looked behind them as Ariel and Wildcard flew in. "Not exactly the longest bridge in the world."
"Trrue..." Kepler shivered. "I-I doubt that they could afforrd much building materrial outside of constrructing Darrkrreach."
Rainbow raised an eyebrow, looking at the wyvern. "Are you okay, buddy? I didn't mean to shake you up."
"Oh... nothing to worrry about, good frriend."
"Then what's the deal?"
"I'm an avid gliderr..." He straightened his glasses with a nervous smile. "Not quite so excelled at speedy flight."
"We'd better work on that, buddy."
"I shudderr to imagine what forr."
"Shhhh. Don't pretend to be that stupid." Rainbow Dash paced over to where Wildcard and Ariel stood. "Well?"
"I can't believe it..." Ariel looked down at her squirming hooves. "Are we actually standing on Darkreach?"
"That remains to be seen." Rainbow pivoted about, squinting into the darkness. "Rarity?"
"It's... hollow beneath us," Rarity said.
"You sure of that?" Pinkie asked.
"Oh... absolutely!" Rarity's eyes blinked wide. "I'm not certain why I couldn't feel it so clearly before, but there is most definitely a hollow construct beneath where we are currently situated."
"Land's sakes..." Applejack tilted her head back. She gaped at Rainbow. "Does she mean to say that them Emeraldinians carved out an entire home from the heart of a mountain?"
"Or maybe Onyxxus did..." Rainbow paced about. She reached a hoof up and touched her pendant. A ruby glow emanated from the Loyalty Element, and it shone a crimson spotlight through the darkness ahead. "Okay... okay..."
Wildcard cocked his head to the side.
"What are you looking for, Rainbow?" Ariel asked.
"Prresumably an entrrance," Kepler said. "Darrkrreach—it would seem—is beneath us."
Ariel gulped. "Must be d-dark down there."
"It's quite heavily shadowed up herre."
"Thanks for proving m-my point."
Rainbow looked left... then right. All she saw was flat stone. Even her pendant illuminated nothing but sterile, smooth rock.
"Rarity...?"
"I'm searching!" Rarity's voice cracked as she floated as far as the lavender force field could allow her. "I'm looking for the entrance! Honest, I am!"
"Maybe if we ask Twilight to hone in on her magic senses?" Applejack suggested.
"Well... what I'm sensing is below us," Twilight said. "And... and scattered in multiple places."
Fluttershy looked worriedly at her. "Scattered?"
"There are much more than one source now," Twilight said. "If you ask me, the same technology as the sphere that brought us here is incorporated throughout the base."
"Just... how deep and big is this thing?" Rainbow asked.
"Difficult to tell," Rarity murmured. "But—for the time being..." She gulped. "...it's akin to an inside-out Bleak's Plummet."
"Golly..." Applejack bit her lip. "That's either welcome news or it's a tad bit too forboding."
"If Darkreach is so big..." Fluttershy blinked innocently at the others. "...then how do we find the entrance?"
Pinkie's head popped up through the stone. "It's easy, silly!"
"Eeeeeeek!" Fluttershy flew into Applejack's arms.
"Pinkie...!" Rarity frowned.
Pinkie giggle-snorted. "What?"
"What are you doing?" Twilight asked.
The party mare stuck her tongue out. "Looking for the entrance, silly!"
"Uhhhhh..."
"Heeheehee... oh brave new world with such walls in it." Pinkie "backstroked" through the stone, phasing in and out as she sang: "Stop being a boring and buoyant and sink into it! Are we gonna help Dashie or not!" She took a deep breath for melodramatic flare and backflipped... sinking deep into the rock.
"Huh..." Twilight rubbed her head. "Why didn't I think of that?"
"Seriously?" Rainbow droned, smirking slightly. "Are we actually going to have that conversation?"
Twilight sighed... then sank purposefully into the rock below with a lavender splash.
"Hey!" Rarity "galloped" after her and Pinkie and sank as well. "Wait for me!"
"Uhhhhh..." Fluttershy shivered slightly, then hovered close to the farm mare's side. "I-I'll just float up here and stay with Applejack."
"Ain't nothin' down there that could hurt ya, sugarcube."
Fluttershy merely squeaked and clung to her.
Applejack sighed... then wrapped a forelimb around Fluttershy with a motherly smile. "Dun ya fret. They'll be surfacin' in a jiff."
"Sooooooooooo..." Ariel trotted towards Rainbow Dash, stroking her smoky bangs back. "What's going on now?"
Rainbow stood in place. Blinking.
Beneath her, she spotted Twilight's and Rarity's ghostly unicorn horns breaking the stone surface and skittering around like lavender and white dorsal fins.
"Y'know..." Rainbow exhaled. "...there are times when I really... really wished you guys could see what I see."
Ariel smirked. "Must be heartwarming."
"Sure." Rainbow burped. "Right now, though, it's really... really stupid."
"Still... heartwarming."
Rainbow nodded. "Not gonna fight it."
"Dashie!"
Rainbow tilted her head up.
Pinkie surfaced like a fuchsia volcano. Her muzzle formed a pearly-white grin. "I found it! I found it! I found it! I found it! I found it! I found it! I found it!"
"Ahem..." Rarity surfaced beside her. "Pinkie Pie found it."
Rainbow whistled to the others and glided over. Kepler and Wildcard followed closely behind.
"What, ho!" Kepler craned his neck. "An entrrance?"
"The entrance," Rainbow said, then looked as Twilight surfaced. "Well?"
"There's... a mechanism beneath where Pinkie's hovering," Twilight explained. "It's fused to some sort of crystal."
"Is it one of the magical things you've been sensing?"
Twilight nodded. "Yes. But the leylines are weak. Fleeting."
"What's up?" Ariel asked. "Or... in this case, down?"
"Pinkie found the entrance," Rainbow explained. "But—as Twilight says—it's fused to some crystal trigger that's lost most of its juice."
"Hrrrmmmm..." Kepler squatted low and rubbed his claws over the dead stone surface of the mesa. "No doubt the Emerraldinians constrructed this place so that it would be impossible to open frrom the surrface."
"Then how do we open it?" Ariel asked.
"Therre's one thing the ponies of Emerraldine and Cylindrrimane werre guarranteed to have," Kepler declared.
Ariel blinked. Then her eyes widened. "Unicorns!"
Kepler looked at the last Desperado. "You kow what to do."
Wildcard nodded, saluted, then flew back towards the cliff's edge in a blur. Fwoooosh!
Rainbow turned towards Twilight. "Could Flynn open the door from the outside, you think?"
Twilight nodded. "I don't know. I'm positively certain I can't."
"Maybe if you concentrate really really hard!" Pinkie squeaked.
"Right..." Twilight sighed, glaring off along the mesa's surface. "Help us, Flynn. You're our only hope."
"Good to know we've got an ace in the hole," Ariel said.
FWOOOOOSH! The Desperado blurred back, depositing a yelping stallion.
"Gaaaaaaaah—!" Flynn fell flat on his chest. "Oomf!"
Wildcard winced and reached an apologetic talon out.
"Eugh..." Flynn stood up with the griffin's help. "Now I-I know what an eagle-struck rabbit feels like..."
"Ha-hah!" Kepler grinned. "Suddenly I'm not quite so alone!"
"So... uhhhh..." Flynn squinted his one good eye at the others. "What exactly did you bring my butt over here for?"
"Flynn, we need your butt to open a door," Ariel said.
"Buh?"
Rainbow pointed ahead. "Pinkie found an entrance. Twilight found a crystalline trigger that's holding it shut."
"Hrmmmm..." Flynn rubbed his chin as his mechanical eye pistoned in and out. "Not sensing any mana-residue in the air... what kind of a crystal is it?"
"Probably best if he felt it for himself," Applejack said.
"Rainbow Dash..." Twilight motioned with her fetlock. "Bring Flynn closer."
"Over here, dude..." Rainbow glided a few feet and touched down so that she was phasing through the lavender unicorn in question. "Twilight?"
She and Rarity pointed through the stone below.
Rainbow gestured, matching their pointing hooves. "Should be around there-ish..."
"Cool," Flynn muttered, trotting towards the spot. "I happen to be quite skilled at working with 'there-ish.'"
"Less sass and more mage class," Ariel said.
"Shhhh!" Kepler insisted, standing beside Wildcard. "Let ourr brrotherr worrk!"
Flynn stood in place. He tilted his horn to the left... then to the right. A pulse of light ran down the narrow extension, then spun its way back up. Holding his breath, he bent over until his brow grazed the stone floor. He closed his good eye, concentrating.
Rainbow, Ariel, and Rainbow's ghostly friends watched in tense silence.
"... ... ... ... ... ..." Flynn's eye reopened. "I got it." Another breath. "Stand back." He licked his lip, tilted his horn ever so slightly upwards, and channeled a bright pale glow through it.
Flash!
Silence.
Ariel looked left and right. "Soooooo..." Her brow furrowed. "What exacly did that—"
RUMMMMMBLE!
"Fart nuggets!" Ariel leaped into the air, hovering with folded limbs. Beneath her, a solid line of glowing red light materialized.
The line turned out to be the lip of a wide, rectangular door. The mouth opened upwards as misty air ventilated into the dim twilight. There was a metallic grinding sound, and soon the door opened in its entirety.
Crkkkk-Hisssssssssss.
A crimson crystal was pulsating from within—the source of the red light. Soon, it faded like a candle... and all was pitch black inside. Rainbow and Wildcard could make out the hint of pale steps—immaculately carved—leading down into the deathly shadows. An eerie roar of untethered echoes wafted up from the questionable depths of the exposed mesa.
Flynn gulped. "You're welcome, I think."
"My starrs and garrterrs..." Kepler grinned through his tusks. "A rrelic of the past! And we arre undoubtedly the firrst to venturre in for an epoch!"
"Not exactly joyful news," Ariel muttered. She turned to look at Rainbow. "What next? Do we draw lots or—?"
Clak-clakka! Wildcard extended Bard's staff, crouched low... and bravely descended into the dark depths to scout it out.
"Hey!" Flynn reached a hoof out. "Dammit, dude. Stop being cool!" He illuminated his horn and made to go after the Desperado—
"No." Rainbow blocked him. "You, Ariel, and the others find a way to get Logan and Seraphimus over here."
"Rainbow!" Ariel shook her head. "But we can't just—"
"I want us all on the mesa," Rainbow said. "The Emeraldinians obviously thought this was a safe, easily-defended spot. So let's take advantage of that as quickly as we can!" She pivoted around and peered down the shadowed flight of stone stairs. "Don't worry about me. I'll be with Wildcard."
As she descended, her ghostly friends helplessly floated after her—tethered.
"Weeeeeee!" Pinkie Pie pumped a hoof in the air. "Blind field trip! Woohooo!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh..." Fluttershy shivered, clinging to Applejack. "Somehow I knew we'd be doing this sooner than later!"
"Dun you worry, sugarcube," Applejack said, holding onto her hat. "Rainbow knows what she's doin'... I think."
Soon, Rainbow was gone, and Flynn stood alone with Kepler and Ariel.
"Well... this is going to be very, very painful," Flynn muttered.
"Have a little faith," Ariel said, frowning. "Rainbow and Wildcard can take care of themselves."
"It's not Darkreach I'm worried about." Flynn turned around with a huff and marched carefully to the mesa's edge. "It's Big Show's fat ass."
A Sanctum of Shadow
"Wildcard...?" Rainbow Dash crept forward, easing down the stairs. The chiseled stone steps were smooth—but also slippery. There was a curious prevalence of moisture inside the hollow chambers of Darkreach, and her hooves slipped more than once. So—with a tense breath—she flapped her wings and proceeded to hover her way down the steep incline. Her ruby pendant shone a lightning-bolt shaped spotlight against dull black walls and metal reinforcement beams. "Wildcard... for realsies. Are you ever going to tell me what freaky-deaky stuff happened to your eyes? Because if you can see your own beak in front of your face while wearing goggles inside a place like this... well... you'll definitely be earning yourself a 'cool-guy' award."
Silence.
Rainbow's eyes darted left and right at the dead stone as she descended. "Wildcard? Yoohooo. Tall, dark, and feathery? Give me a whistle or something, Desperado."
The ruby spotlight shone through a bright yellow face looming directly in front of Rainbow. "He's two stories beneath us already, Rainbow—" Fluttershy said.
"Gaah!" Rainbow jerked back.
Fluttershy winced. "S-sorry...!"
"Guh... stop being such a ghost, Flutters."
"I... I-I can't help it."
"I know I know..." Rainbow squinted as she saw the steps ending at a flat stairwell facing a solid wall. The path then branched left and right, turning around and forming two parallel sets of steps that descended even further into the heart of the mesa. Rainbow slowly spun about and followed the shadowed inclined. Her voice echoed against the looming walls. "If this leads all the way back to Emeraldine through the body of the plane, I'm seriously going to quit everything."
"Heehee!" A pink ghost streaked past Rainbow's peripheral vision as they floated down. "Sounds like a good backup plan to me!"
"Wouldn't we hit the machine layer first?" Fluttershy suggested.
"It doesn't go that deep," Rarity corrected in a serious tone. "Not even remotely." She gestured to Rainbow Dash. "A few more flights down, and then there's a large chamber, Rainbow."
"This can't be the only entrance," Twilight Sparkle said.
Fluttershy looked at her. "What makes you say that?"
Twilight gestured up at the height of the stairwell behind Rainbow Dash. "Can you imagine hauling all of the equipment and supplies from the Light Side down these steps?"
"Perhaps the Emeraldinians were made of strong stuff!" Pinkie suggested.
Twilight shook her head. "I think we just found a side entrance. There must be an even bigger door elsewhere."
"You mean like a freight elevator or something?" Rarity suggested.
"I don't know..." Twilight exhaled, her eyes dancing across the light Rainbow's Element was casting. "I really don't think they could afford to craft something as complex as an elevator in this place."
"Uhhhhhhhhhh..." Pinkie gestured at the spacious stairwell. "Isn't this 'spacious' enough?"
"The walls here are perfectly... impossibly smooth!" Rarity said. "No sign of normal quarry dredging. It must be the work of alicorns."
"Well, alicorns can make elevators!" Pinkie Pie smiled. "Remember the Gondolaaaaaa! That was built at the End of the World!"
"I really don't know how much time Onyxxus actually spent here," Twilight murmured.
"Come to think of it..." Applejack rubbed her scalp beneath her hat. "I really wouldn't mind seein' the Machine World sometime!"
"You saw it past Bleak's Plummet when Rainbow touched the 'Utaan' symbol, darling," Rarity said.
"Ehhhh..." Applejack waved a hoof. "That wasn't the same thang. I wanna take a gander at the deep underground doohickey's y'all saw." She bore a freckled smile. "Reckon it's mighty fancy."
"I don't care how fancy that Urohringr crud is," Rainbow grunted. She reached the bottom of the stairwell and peered into dead darkness. "I just wanna find my friend. Wildcard?!?"
As her voice stopped echoing, Fluttershy streaked into view, pointing past the shadows. "Shine your light over there, Rainbow Dash..."
Rainbow did as she was instructed. At last, she caught something—the glint of Bard's staff... then a set of claws. Dark, glinting feathers framed Wildcard's figure. The Desperado flicked a lion's tail in a lazy attempt to "wave" back at Rainbow... then proceeded to pace across the large space before them, observing every little detail that broke through the shadow.
"Seriously, dude?" Rainbow crept up behind him. "How can you see—?"
Wildcard held the staff out, blocking her. He then pointed at the floor in front of them.
Rainbow and her ghostly friends craned their necks.
Directly in front of the petite pegasus was an array of fallen swords, blades, and polearms. A weapon rack had fallen over from where it once was situated against the nearest wall. If Rainbow had taken another step, she might have cut her fetlock on an exposed blade.
"Okay... I won't question it then." Rainbow gulped. "I'll just be thankful."
Wildcard's goggled gaze quietly scanned the room.
Rainbow had to shine her pendant about to see nearly as well.
In a ruby swath, she exposed more junk that had fallen or been scattered across the floor. Supply crates... lengths of rope... tool boxes and machine parts. At last, she caught a glistening assortment of smooth crystals.
"Hey! Twilight, look!" Pinkie pointed. "Is that the stuff you were sensing?"
"No." Twilight shook her head. "Somewhere in this place there are crystals that are still energized."
"After all this time?" Applejack whistled. "Amazin'..."
"Still... those crystals look like they could still be enchanted." Twilight managed a slight smile. "That's incredibly useful."
"It's... it's such a mess in here!" Rarity squeaked. "Look at everything strewn about so!"
"No bodies," Fluttershy said.
The others looked at her.
She looked back. "Unless... th-there are equine remains much deeper."
Twilight and Pinkie shuddered.
"Let's just..." Rainbow paced forward, shining her light further. "...focus on one detail at a time."
Wildcard wandered over to a wooden table positioned against the wall. There was an assortment of metal slabs—imperfect chunks of ore with obsidian black surfaces. Lying on the table's edge was a set of chisels... along with dark black sediment strewn onto the stone floor. The griffin held one chisel in his claws and glanced back at Rainbow.
Rainbow nodded at her reflection in his goggles. "Guess we know where Kepler's beloved map came from..."
"All things considered..." Twilight gazed at the random junk lying on the floor. "...the place is in amazing condition."
Rarity stared thickly at her. "Really, darling?"
"I mean—yes. It was left in a mess. But there's almost no dust! No cobwebs!"
"I smell mildew," Applejack muttered. "It's far from perfect in here."
"Precisely." Rarity nodded. "There's a lot of moisture in here."
"But... why?" Fluttershy gulped. "It's almost perfectly dry on the outer surface."
"Maybe..." Applejack shrugged. "...there's some spring deep within this mesa?"
"It could explain why they built this place in here!" Pinkie remarked. "I'd like to have my whistle wet if I was guarding the Dark Side!"
"So... the moisture carried up from a well deep inside... and now it's condensing against the walls of this place," Twilight remarked. She nodded. "It's possible, I suppose."
"The tunnels here do run deep," Rarity said, gazing down with a glowing horn. "I shudder to think how far they go..."
"Twilight..." Rainbow spoke out loud, gazing about. "The mana sources you've been sensing. Is there one nearby?"
"Mmmmmmmmm..." Twilight's eyes narrowed. Her horn strobed, and at last she responded: "Yes."
"Where at?"
She pointed a lavender hoof. "At the far wall."
"You mean in this room?" Rainbow remarked.
Wildcard looked over, headcrest arched.
"She's right, Rainbow Dash," Rarity said with a twinge of nervousness. "I'm sensing... a lever of some kind."
"... ... ..." Rainbow pivoted about. She faced the direction Twilight had pointed. With Wildcard following close behind, she skirted the wall... then finally came to a metal panel of alicorn gold welded to the stone surface. Indeed, there was a thick platinum knob with a hoof-shaped indentation. "Hmmmm... earth-pony friendly."
"Them Emeraldinians were considerate!" Applejack stated.
"Hey look!" Pinkie Pie pointed at a circular etching in the gold metal. It illustrated starry spots orbiting a galactic swirl. "What's that mean?"
"A... symbol...?" Rarity blinked. "I doubt it's meant to be artistic."
"Almost looks like a cutie mark..." Twilight remarked.
"Probably Onyxxus'," Rainbow suggested.
Twilight nodded. "That would make sense."
"Uhm..." Fluttershy huddled in close. "A-are you going to pull the lever?"
"Hmmm..." Rainbow Dash firmly gripped the lever. "That would be a good idea."
"Now Rainbow, before you yank that—" Twilight spoke.
"Zoop." Rainbow jerked the bar hard.
Ch-Chtunnng! A loud reverberation rolled through the chamber. Golden lights flickered... strobed... and went black.
Twilight froze in place, grimacing. Her eyes darted around the compartment.
Wildcard looked around in mute curiosity.
Rainbow stood in place, gripping the lever. She looked across the shadows.
"... ... ...you see?" Twilight wheezed. "You never know what your brash actions might—"
"Zoop!" Rainbow jerked the lever again.
CTHUNGGG!
Bzzzzzt-ttt-ttt!
Sparks flew from the flickering light sources... but swiftly died. All was pitch black yet again, although a low hum emanated from the depths of the underground compound below.
Twilight sighed. "Well, there you have it."
"I... don't think there's enough juice," Rainbow muttered.
"But something definitely happened!" Rarity exclaimed. "I sensed something moving just now!"
Pinkie squinted at her. "Moving?"
"It... it couldn't have been something alive," Fluttrshy said with remarkable calmness. "Or else I would have sensed it."
"I... I think it's something mechanical," Rarity said. "Below us... about three stories deep." She looked at the others. "It directly responded to the lever Rainbow was pulling."
"Hmmmmmm..." Applejack tapped her chin. "Reckon it's some sort of generator thingy?"
"Yes. Yes, I believe it is!" Twilight nodded, a smile forming. "I'm sensing residual mana energy flickering from down below! There must be an engine room to Darkreach... some sort of central distribution center for leylines!"
"We've got a batch of crystals in this room," Rainbow said. "Maybe there's still a way to light this place back up."
"If we're to fully explore this place—much less get situated—then that would seem most essential," Rarity said.
"Woohoo!" Pinkie Pie pumped a hoof. "Let's get the Dark Side Slumber Party going!"
"Easy, Pinks." Rainbow turned towards Wildcard. "Hey, dude. We've got some deep magic crud to do. Better hop up and grab Flynn."
Wildcard fidgeted in place, reticent to leave.
"Hey... it's okay..." Rainbow smiled assertively. She rubbed her pendant to intensify the waning, harmonic glow. "I've got the girls with me. I'll be totally safe."
Wildcard still hesitated.
"Look, will you friggin' go and bring our bald wizard down here already?" Rainbow huffed. "Y'know, Bard was big on protecting me too... but even he knew when to keep from being clingy."
Wildcard exhaled. The Desperado managed a brief smirk beneath his beak. He waved with the staff in his grasp, turned tail, and glided back up the stairwell in a murking shadow.
Rainbow stood alone with her ghostly friends orbiting.
"You... uh... reckon it'll be a while before he comes back with Flynn in tow?" Applejack said.
"Hrmmmff... probably," Rainbow said with a nod.
"The wise course of action would be to wait right here until they return," Twilight said.
"Yup!" Rainbow turned around with a devilish smirk and pressed on. "Let's explore some more ruins!"
Pinkie giggled.
Twilight face-hoofed.
Cat Bird's the Word
THUD! Logan landed hard on his front hooves and plummeted flat on his chest. "Ooomf!"
"Guh!" Ariel, Kepler, and Flynn collapsed all at once—with the latter's horn positively shorting out from overspent energy. "Whew...!"
"Cheese and crackers, Big Show..." Ariel hissed, struggling to catch her breath. "...did you eat most of the Gondola since we left the edge?"
"Oh hush!" Logan stumbled to his thick hooves, brushing the dust and sediment off his body. "You didn't wuss out this bad when you took the sleds over!"
"Dude..." Flynn gnashed his teeth. "We carried the sleds over first so we could practice for you!"
Ariel fell onto her backside. Fwoomp! "Why don't we just have Big Show gallop all the way to the Midnight Armory?" She panted, sweating. "That at least would flatten this piece of Urohringr out!"
"Oh hush..." Big Show marched over to where Seraphimus was restrained. "Yakkity-yak all you want. You're gonna beg for my girth when you need it."
Ariel fought the urge to vomit. "There's one thing I didn't need to live to hear."
"I meant for stomping the hell out of our enemies!" Logan gnashed his teeth. "Goddess on a bike, mare, were you foaled in the gutter?"
"I'd take a sewer over this anyday..."
"Frriends... Do not despairr overr the occasional..." Kepler sat up with his glasses hanging crookedly off his sweaty muzzle. "...bout of extrreme exerrtion. Ha-Haaaaaaa..." He winced breathily, rubbing his left wing. "Hrrrrmf... if nothing else, such frrivolous strruggle builds charracterr! Makes us... mrmmmfff... strrongerr..."
"The only thing strong in me is the knot in my neck," Flynn droned. He waved a limp hoof. "Fellow Heraldites... we finished transporting our fat asses across the ravine." His horn fizzled out as he closed his one good eye with a smile. "Until Rainbow Dash needs me... I'm calling it a night."
Fwooooosh! Wildcard landed and hoisted Flynn briskly up to his hooves.
Flynn's muzzle locked into a pained expression. "Oh buck me sideways..."
"Lemme guess..." Ariel smiled at Wildcard. "Rainbow needs him."
Wildcard nodded. He lazily attempted a gesture or two with one talon, then hoisted Flynn—carrying the smaller Heraldite over to where the hatched entrance to Darkreach lay in wait.
"What did he say...?!" Flynn stammered, his mechanical eye whirring. "I wasn't looking!"
"Errrr..." Kepler craned his neck to shout after him: "Something to do with... rrelieving a widowed elephant, I do believe!"
"The buck—?!" Flynn's voice cracked, and he was yanked like a windsock down into the depths of Darkreach.
"Keps...?" Ariel blinked at the wyvern.
"Ach...!" Kepler tossed his claws. "I am a loss to keep trrack anymorre! We must get him an operrational left limb once again!"
"Heh..." Logan fished around the sled Seraphimus was on. "...guess Flynn's gonna be super useful for the time being. Bet he feels like a lucky bastard."
Seraphimus' charcoal eyes narrowed on Logan's motions. "What—pray tell—are you searching for?"
"Wise turkey," Logan slurred, still rummaging. "I'm checking to see if anything's missing."
"Why... ... ...?"
"So I'll know if you confiscated anything while my friends were carrying my fat keister across the canyon."
"Do you honestly believe I am in any position to steal from you?" the griffin droned. "You're more foolish than I thought."
"And you're more of a bitch than I thought. But who's counting? Certainly not Keps. Lucky bastard was born in a sanctuary without females."
"I heard that!" Ariel's voice cracked from afar.
Logan winked at Seraphimus. "She heard that. Not that it matters. Ariel's only Diet Female at best."
"I heard that too!"
Seraphimus grumbled. "The only reason I'd steal anything from your pathetic supplies would be to slit my own throat." She spat. "But—sadly—you don't hold anything that sharp or useful on this wagon."
"See... you're doing it wrong," Logan droned, standing up to check the other sled nearby. "We're in a land of darkness, chaos, and even grimmer-darkness. If you try being that much of an edgelord, you'll just come across as 'average.'"
"Your pathetic attempts at levity are misguided."
"Pffft! Buck you, lady! I'm trying to keep myself sane! We sorta need the bald unicorn, so I can't just kick Flynn's skull in for my own amusement." Logan smirked over his shoulder. "I guess pissing the Hell out of you on a regular basis will have to do."
"The only Show you're Big at is displaying your banal trivialities before an uncaring audience."
"Hah! Nice attempt! See... you'll become tolerable yet." Logan gestured, then turned to face her directly. "However..." He glared with sudden menace. "...you so much as fall back into Miss Murder McShitpants and make a threat to Rainbow Dash... and I promise you... 'suicide' won't be too far away. I'll give it to you gladly at the end of my axe."
Seraphimus raised an eyebrow. "Is that an invitation?"
"A challenge." Logan said. "To see if you wanna last long enough to meet an end you could be proud of... or die at the hooves of a 'pathetic attempt at levity.' Choice is yours..." Logan marched casually back to their supplies. "Soon... we're going to go downstairs for a stay at Camp Darkreach. I want you on your best behavior... or you won't have your best spine. Are we on the same page?"
Seraphimus merely snorted. She glared off past the edge of the mesa. "A book with such a page deserves burning."
"Cute. But you gotta work on your delivery."
"Infidel..."
"Mrmmmf... See what I mean?"
Worth a Thousand Words
Fluttershy turned around from staring up through the ceiling of the large room. "Wildcard's coming back with Flynn," she said. "They'll be here in a few minutes."
"Well then!" Twilight beamed. "Maybe we'll finally turn the lights back on in this place!"
"I know this is rather redundant... but..." Rarity coughed delicately, shivering slightly as she gazed at the detritus exposed under Rainbow's ruby spotlight. "Do we really wish to?"
"We do if we want a lick of sense about what happened in this place!" Applejack declared.
"I'm getting a clear enough picture as it is..." Rainbow Dash said, trotting through the debris-strewn environment.
"No offense, Rainbow..." Twilight gazed lethargically at her. "But how can you logically come to any conclusion in the dark?"
"Just... the little details, egghead," Rainbow droned, shuffling along. The lightning bolt under her chin illuminated tool boxes, empty trays, and a smattering of loose armor plates. "Unless you forget, this isn't the first time I've stumbled upon an abandoned hole in the wall."
"Well?" Pinkie floated closer, batting her eyelashes. "What do your learned senses tell you, oh wise sage Dashie?"
"Seems to me that the ponies who once stood their post here left in a pretty big hurry," Rainbow said.
"Or..." Fluttershy gulped. "...they were attacked?"
"Fluttershy's right." Applejack motioned at the nearby table covered in scattered materials. "This place has 'ransacked' written all over it."
"And yet..." Rainbow shone her pendant around. "No bloodstains. No bodies."
"It could have been centuries, Rainbow," Twilight said. "Plenty of time for scavenging."
Rainbow turned to look at the unicorn. "... ... ...no skeletons?"
Twilight fidgeted in midair.
"Perhaps... they were buried?" Rarity suggested. "The bodies, I mean... before the survivors fled."
"If there were survivors," Pinkie said in a surprisingly grim tone.
"No..." Fluttershy shook her head. "I'm just not sensing enough organic material." She then squinted at Rarity. "Curious, Rarity... you think the Emeraldinians fled this place?"
"Well, take a look around!" Rarity's voice squeaked as she shivered again. "I certainly would!"
"Yuh huh..." Applejack stared at her with bored eyebrows. "Where to, pray tell?"
"Well, back to the Gondola, obviously." Rarity fluffed her mane to punctuate the obvious truth. "It's the fastest way to the Light Side."
"But Rarity..." Fluttershy chewed her bottom lip. "...they'd have to contend with sarosians and mean Rohbreddenites."
"Yeah!" Pinkie nodded. "And don't forget! Mortuana was stuck in Wyvern Point for the past few hundred years! That means the next alicorn to help them—Queen Whitemane—would have been a gazillion miles away!"
"... ... ..." Rarity blinked. "Well... bother. This is quite the contemplative predicament, isn't it?"
"Rainbow..." Twilight looked at their anchor. "In the past—when you came across places like this—how did you know for sure that the location had been utterly abandoned?"
"They weren't," Rainbow said. "And this place is waaaaaaaay different. That's why I'm making that guess."
"Well..." Pinkie rubbed her head. "What are you comparing it to?"
"In the middle of the Grand Choke... right when the ocean began..." Rainbow breathed slowly. "I stumbled upon a Val Roan encampment. An entire expedition died there. I knew because I saw the bodies buried... and the bones..." She shuddered noticeably. "... ... ...and the note from the last survivor begging forgiveness for resorting to cannibalism."
"Okie dokie lokie!" Sweating, Pinkie Pie gazed towards the opposite end of the room. "Why doesn't anypony shut me up anymore?"
"Oh my..." Fluttershy grimaced. "If that's how bad it can get on the Light Side, then how awful can the Dark Side g-get???"
"Oh come now, darling..." Rarity smiled nervously. "It's not all terrible! I mean... this is an Emeraldinian encampment! That's like a little slice of neighborly harmony!"
Fluttershy sighed. "Then what forced the ponies to leave this place?"
Rarity hung her head. After a few seconds of silence, she pricked an ear up. She raised her head with a glowing horn. "Rainbow Dash..."
"Yeah, Rares?"
"Up ahead. Towards the right. In the middle of the wall."
"Yeah...?" Rainbow lifted her neck, shining the ruby spotlight dead ahead. She trudged over loose bric-a-brac and unspent crystals. "What are you sensing, girl?"
"There's... an assortment of stones along the wall," Rarity explained. "Everything else about this room is chiseled to geometric perfection."
"The result of alicorn magic," Twilight said.
"Indeed. But somepony's placed something on the wall."
"Like what?" Rainbow asked, feeling around as she trotted further. "Some sort of symbol?"
"Far more intricate than that, darling." Rarity managed a smile. "If I trust my artistic muse—I daresay it's—"
"A mural!" Applejack gasped.
Sure enough, Rainbow's ruby light was glinting off a multi-colored assortment of hundreds upon thousands of tiny stones delicately arranged along the wall at the end of the room.
Rarity pouted. "Must you steal my thunder, as t'were?"
"Sorry..." Applejack winced. Tilting the brim of her hat, she nodded ahead. "Give it a shine, Rainbow. Let's see what we're lookin' at..."
Rainbow was already rubbing her hoof across the lightning bolt of her pendant. The harmonic energy intensified, brightening until the entire wall was illuminated.
"OooOoooOooOooh...!" Pinkie Pie cooed.
"Oh how pretty..." Fluttershy smiled, her shiny eyes reflecting a brown shape situated in the middle of a verdant green plain with mountains in the distance. "... ... ...what is it?"
"Uhm..." Twilight rubbed her chin. "A structure? A mountain? A city?"
"It's Trixie Lulamoon's hat!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
Twilight gave Pinkie a double-take. "Who?"
"Y'know..." Pinkie winked. "Trixie? Remember? From way back when? The Ursa Minor stomped through town and you showed her who was boss?!"
"... ... ... ... ... ..." Twilight blinked hard. "Egads..." She rubbed her horn, wincing. "Yeah, sure, I remember. Just... come on, Pinkie... talk about another time and place—"
"Well, it does resemble a wizard's hat, I suppose," Rarity murmured, squinting at the conical shaped structure. "But that's being quite vague at best. I think Twilight's right. The mosaic is depicting a mountain of some sort... or a city..."
"It's both," Rainbow said in a calm tone. "It's Verdestone."
Applejack's eyes twitched. "That's Verdestone?"
"Eeeyup." Rainbow nodded.
"Oh wow..." Twilight smiled wide, hovering up to the mosaic. "I've read about the faraway capital of Emeraldine in many of the royal history books—but never have I seen an illustration this... this..." She giggled inwardly. "Isn't this amazing?! It's so intricate! And it's ancient too! This... this is like a time capsule to a long lost age!" She gestured. "This is a mental snapshot of what the city looked like when the expedition first arrived here in Darkreach! I wonder what it looks like now..."
"The city surrounding its foundation is a lot bigger," Rainbow Dash said. "And there are a bunch of roads and trade routes connecting to it like a huge web."
"Wowie zowie..." Pinkie looked at her. "You say that like you've seen it in person!"
"That's because I did," Rainbow said with a nod. "It's where I met Whitemane."
"Land's sakes..."
"That must have been an incredible experience," Fluttershy said.
Rainbow shrugged. "I wasn't there too crazy long."
"But you were there, right?" Pinkie leaned forward. "Huh huh huh?"
"Totally. The city's built in levels... rising from the bottom to the top." Rainbow gestured midway up the ginormous cylinder. "That's where I went to shop for an outfit that would hide my wings." She pointed even higher. "There's the gates to the Council where I first met Steelteeth... or was it Steeltooth? Goddess... I hate myself sometimes..."
"Mmmmhmmm. Steel Jaws. Yes. Got it." Rarity drifted forward with a dumb grin. "And where did you run into Her Royal Fabulousness? Hmmm?"
"Whitemane?"
"Do tell!"
Rainbow pointed at the summit. "Right there. The utmost summit. There was a palace built there for the Royal Family—Onyxxus and Whitemane and Mortuana and the like." Rainbow smirked slightly. "From the looks of it... that place must have been super old. It was there when these dudes created this mosaic. Huh... cool."
"How long were you in the palace?"
"Eh... overnight. Slept on a bed. It was nice, I guess."
"You..." Rarity fought the urge to squeaked inwardly. Turning rosy, she chose the softest thing within reach to hug—which turned out to be Fluttershy. "You actually had a princess slumber party during your journey eastward? Squeee!"
"Oh... uh... how dreamly!" Fluttershy stammered. "Rarity, my withers..."
"Yeah. I suppose you could say that."
"Ohhhhhhh it must have been heavenly!" Rarity sighed.
"Dressed in silk? Standing on the cool, windblown balcony?" Rainbow gazed at the mosaic. "Staring out at a countryside dotted with lights... like stars?"
"Reckon it does sound a mite bit relaxin'," Applejack said with a grin. "You deserved no less, sugarcube."
Rainbow exhaled. "I... didn't really care for it."
"Heeheeheee!" Pinkie giggled.
"Why not, darling?" Rarity pouted, sad-faced. "You were experiencing a slice of unmitigated luxury and elgance!"
"I... didn't really enjoy a lot of downtime back in those days," Rainbow said. "Every moment I got a chance to think, it just... r-reminded me of the fact that you gals were gone..." She rubbed one fetlock against the other, pensively.
"Oh Rainbow Dash..." Fluttershy turned misty-eyed.
"I'm so sorry," Twilight said in a sincere tone. "I'm sorry that our being gone kept you from enjoying pleasantries..."
"Eh... nothin' for you to be sorry for. I experienced a lot of stuff... I've been to a lot of killer-cool places. I'm proud of it all. Really, I am. But... y'know..." Rainbow turned her back to the mosaic. "...I much rather be here... on the Dark Side... surrounded by confusion and grim shadows..." She finished with a wink. "If it means having you guys with me again."
The ghostly quintet merely smiled at that.
"We're glad to be with you as well, Rainbow Dash," Twilight spoke warmly. "And we're going to help you get back in one piece. Who knows? Hehehe... maybe you can revisit those places again?"
"With a real smile on your face this time!" Pinkie hoof-pumped. "Weeee!"
"Yeah... just maybe," Rainbow said. A beat. She lifted her gaze a few degrees more.
She became aware of Flynn and Wildcard standing just outside the penumbra of her pendant's glow. They were silent until she made eye contact with them.
"You... uh... you done reminiscing with your friends?" Flynn asked.
"Er... yeah..." Rainbow cleared her throat. "Sorry, dudes."
Wildcard shook his head.
"Don't be sorry." Flynn smirked, trotting over to examine an overturned crate of crystals. "If you have the downtime to catch up with them—be our guest. We haven't the heart to stop you."
"To be perfectly honest..." Rainbow fidgeted in place. "...I... didn't really think I was gonna have all this downtime since crossing the edge."
"Yes, well... that's bound to change sooner than later," Flynn muttered, levitating multiple magical reagents off the floor. "What say we get this place lit up so we can properly prepare for the inevitable?"
Wildcard looked at Rainbow.
Rainbow nodded.
Wildcard nodded back.
"You get that crud energized, Flynn," Rainbow said, trotting briskly across the room. "The girls and I will look for a generator room or something."
Pinkie waved a hoof. "Just be on the look out for clever girls!"
"For what?" Rainbow looked back. She ran into a doorframe. Bonk! "Augh! Dang it, Pinkie!"
Dark Corridors are Sexy
"Just a short flight of stairs, Rainbow Dash," Rarity said, floating ahead of the glow of Rainbow's pendant. She phased through a low-hanging ceiling and a series of metallic pipes. "There's a long corridor waiting here."
"Watch your stepsies!" Pinkie Pie insisted.
"I got it. I got it," Rainbow droned, shuffling down the steps and leaping down onto the floor of the stone hallway. "I'm not entirely blind, you know."
"Hmmmf!" Rarity upturned her nose. "I swear—by the time we're all done with this journey—you'll sorely miss having us to guide you around so magically!"
"I'm rather fond of the give-and-take," Rainbow muttered. "I mean... I love ya girls but it would be nice to go to bed and use the bathroom by myself for a change."
"I've never looked!" Pinkie said in a chipper tone.
The other ghostly mares looked at her.
"Honestly!" Pinkie grinned. "I haven't!"
"We... never would have suggested that you did," Fluttershy murmured.
"Good!" Pinkie grinned, twitching. "Because I super totally haven't!"
"Mrmmmfff..." Applejack clenched her jaw muscles. "Just how far are ya fixin' to go, Rainbow? I ain't too fond of you leavin' the rest of our company."
To that, Rainbow lifted her head and shouted over her shoulder. "Yo! Flynn! Wildcard! You still there?!"
A pause.
A male voice echoed back.
"We're here, Rainbow Dash! I think I've just about got these light fixtures adjusted!"
"I think that was Flynn just now," Pinkie said.
Twilight rolled her eyes.
"Cool! I'm just going to search this corridor!" Rainbow hollered back. "There are a lot of doorways! Maybe one of them leads to the central power source?!"
"Awesome! But—so you know—once I get one of these crystals to work, there'll be a slight mana-feedback!"
"Is that a bad thing in this case?!"
"Shouldn't be! This is very old tech! But it's sturdy! Alicorn stuff! Worst case scenario is the best case! You should see a flicker of light running down the leyline conduits! If my prediction is true, it'll lead you straight to the room where they house the central power unit!"
"Cool! I'll keep an eye out!"
"Don't wander too far! Wildcard's feathers are molting with concern!"
"Just chillax! I'll stay within yelling distance!" Rainbow Dash took a deep breath and shuffled forward along the corridor. "Whew... y'know..." She smirked to herself while chatting with the girls. "I've given my vocal chords quite the work out these past few years."
Twilight nodded. "I bet you have."
"But it's all good. I've had many reasons to yell during that timespan."
"Well..." Rarity smiled pleasantly. "Now that we're all back, you can practice being polite and soft-spoken again." She looked aside. "Isn't that right, Fluttershy?"
"Hmmm? What?" Fluttershy blinked. "Sorry, I wasn't listening."
"You look pooped, Flutters!" Pinkie exclaimed.
Fluttershy stifled a yawn. "I... I'm so sorry, girls..." Her ears folded. "I guess I didn't get as much rest as I wanted to."
"Well, technically speaking, none of us did," Twilight said. "Especially considering that... that... well..."
Rainbow gulped, gazing aside at the lingering doorframes. "I'm sorry, girls..."
"Don't be sorry, darling!" Rarity said.
"But I am. You guys need your rest, and... and for all I know..." Rainbow shuddered. "...I could just be making a mountain of a mole hill."
"No you ain't." Applejack squinted her eyes at her. "I know you, Rainbow Dash. You wouldn't just make up any ol' hogwash concernin' Discord."
Rainbow smiled pathetically. "You're talking to the mare who once painted an entire field of your apples with polkadots."
"Yes! Yes we did!" Pinkie giggled and toppled over in midair.
"That ain't the same mare who's trottin' through a scary, dark corridor in front of us right now." Applejack smiled. "You've changed... more for the better than you like to think, I bet."
A sigh escaped Rainbow's lips. "Yeah... maybe..."
"And the way we've figured it... he won't be showin' up so long as we're around to keep Rainbow protected all harmonic-like." Applejack looked at Twilight. "Ain't that right, Twilight?"
"Well, in theory, yes." Twilight nodded. "We are the Elements of Harmony, after all. And there are way more of us than him."
"Sooooooo... what's stoppin' us from takin' turns already?" Applejack smiled at Fluttershy. "You go ahead and mosey on into the Vanilla Zone, sugarcube. Get some shuteye while we watch over Rainbow."
"Thank you, Applejack... Twilight..." Fluttershy rubbed her eye but nevertheless smiled. "But—if it's all the same to you—I would much rather wait until the Herald have fully settled here in Darkreach."
Applejack shrugged. "Suit yerself, darling."
"Awwwwwwwww... that's too bad..." A voice rasped from the shadows.
"...!!" Rainbow Dash jolted in place and looked around.
"...I think I would have greatly enjoyed watching her sleep."
At last, Rainbow shone her pendant's light into a small room.
Light glinted off a series of steel bars and reflective metal slabs. Rainbow saw the hint of reflected goat fur vanishing as soon as her light hit it.
"Like yellow slush with the voice of a foppish librarian. Heheheh..."
Rainbow Dash grimaced. Her eyes darted around.
Twilight Sparkle hovered closer. "Is something wrong, Rainbow Dash?"
Their anchor didn't say anything, but she was noticeably paler than a few seconds ago.
Twilight's brow furrowed. "He's here, isn't he?"
Rainbow gulped. "Yes..." She gulped again. "And n-no..."
"Huh?" Pinkie blinked.
"It's... it's like he's here and yet... he isn't here..." Rainbow shivered slightly. "Like... I heard his voice and everything. But when I shine the light around..." She fidgeted in place. Shrunken pupils twitching, she turned to look at the girls. "You guys seriously don't hear him?"
They mutually shook their head.
"Wish we could say we did, darling." Rarity gulped. "Despite how detestable the thought of him is—we would greatly desire to subdue him for you."
"But, long and short of it, he can't touch you, Rainbow!" Applejack said. "And he can't hurt us."
"Not again." Twilight shook her head. "We're here to stay. Not him."
"Then..." Rainbow stared down the dark corridor once again. "...why can't I seem to get rid of him?"
The girls had no response to that.
BZZZZT!
Rainbow Dash hopped clear off the floor with a gasp.
Over her head, a series of metal cables lit up with bright blue brilliance. A beam of mana-powered energy buzzed its way down the corridor, hooked a right, and descended another stairwell.
"Whoops!" Flynn's voice could be heard echoing down the hallway from above. "Feedback was a bit bigger than I expected! Eheh! Are you following it, Rainbow?"
Rainbow's teeth chattered.
"... ... ...Rainbow?"
"Yes! Right! Totally!" Rainbow scampered towards the far end of the dark chamber. "Following!"
Hold Onto Your Flanks
Rainbow Dash scampered down a stairwell and took a right turn. Ahead of her, the manacables and metal fasteners flickered along the length of the corridor's low ceiling.
"There, Rainbow Dash!" Twilight Sparkle pointed as Rainbow's friends phased ahead of her. "Forwards and towards the left!"
"I see it!" Rainbow growled, flapping her wings to give herself a little boost. "I know I'm fast, but outrunning pure magic is a tall order!"
"The air's shiftin'," Applejack said. "Do you feel that?"
"We're about to enter an enormous room!" Rarity said. "Slow down, Rainbow! There are lots of randomly jutting objects!"
Rainbow Dash only half-heeded her warning. She galloped through a doorframe and into a great black void. Her ruby pendant caught the edges of numerous metal spokes and gears and manacoils. Grimacing, she scuffled to a stop before she could slice herself on any of the dormant instruments.
"Oh goodness...!" Fluttershy glanced all around. "Did we enter the Machine Layer?"
"Nah..." Rainbow shook her head. "Too deep."
"Besides, the machinery in this room was built by mortal hooves," Rarity said, her ghostly horn glowing. "I've sensed the real thing up on the Light Side. There's a clear difference."
"But..." Pinkie looked at Twilight and Rarity. "Didn't alicorns carve this place up?"
"Reckon they hollowed the mesa out for sure," Applejack said, peering up at the looming metal contraptions. "But everythang else musta been filled in by the folks from Emeraldine." She whistled, her green eyes tracing the lengths of metal levers and pulleys. "Good golly... it's like a convoluted cider makin' machine in this place!"
"I really don't think the Emeraldinians came to Darkreach to produce cider, AJ," Rainbow Dash droned.
Applejack smirked at her. "Bet you wish that they did."
Rainbow Dash sighed long and hard. "Yeah... ... ..."
From the corridors above and behind Rainbow, echoing hoofsteps and voices could be heard.
"Rainbow?! Rainbow Dash?!? Did you find the source?!?"
"Incoming Flynn!" Pinkie chortled.
"And Wildcard's not far behind," Fluttershy said.
Rainbow turned around and hollered through the generator room's entrance. "I'm down here guys! Don't charge in! It's pretty cramped and bulky in here!"
Not long later, a balding unicorn and goggled griffon stumbled to a stop in the doorframe.
"Ah jeez...!" Flynn leaned against a wall, panting for breath. Sweat glistened from the illumination of his horn. "I was worried for a second there, Rainbow..."
"Dudes..." Rainbow smiled crookedly. "It's alright. I've got the girls with me."
Flynn gulped. "Guess I-I keep forgetting that part..."
"Awwwwww..." Rarity smiled at the others. "It's so deliciously sweet how much he cares."
"Give it a sec," Applejack droned. "He'll be droolin' over the ancient machinery soon enough."
"Oh wow..." Stars filled Flynn's good eye as his muzzle dropped and his limp limbs carried him forward. He gazed up, up, up at the towering machinery... his ears drooping in awe. "...so this is the generator room. Look at all that ancient Emeraldinian tech..."
"Cylindrimanian," Rainbow Dash corrected. "Don't forget that, buddy. I've seen this sort of grimy gears'n'tesla coil cereal before." She huffed, pivoting about to gaze lethargically at the dormant metalwork. "It's got New Ring City written all over it."
"Yes, but that was all in present day," Flynn stammered. "Still, must have been no less of a wonder to behold..."
"I dunno. I was too bummed out by the dead foals at the time."
Flynn glanced over. "Dead foals?"
Rainbow Dash heard a pained squeak emanate from Pinkie and Fluttershy.
"Uhhhhhhhh—but enough of that!" Rainbow grinned awkwardly. "What can we do to get the juice running in this place again?"
"Goddess help me..." Flynn rubbed his scalp. "I-I don't even know where to start!"
In the meantime, Wildcard silently shuffled past them. The griffin's tail flicked contemplatively as he peered up into the forest of metal parts... dangling chains... dead-still axels...
Rainbow looked at Flynn. She lightly smacked the stallion upside the head. "Give him light, ya melon fudge!"
"O-oh! Right!" Flynn licked his lips, shone his horn brighter, and stepped right up to Wildcard. "Any sign of a crystalline buffer assembly?"
Wildcard peered and peered across the glaring spotlight. His goggles rattled, and he pointed his one claw up through the mess of machinery.
"What?" Twilight squinted. "What is Wildcard pointing at?"
"I... don't see it..." Flynn squinted. "You sure you've spotted it? Should be full of spent, dormant crytals."
"Rainbow..." Rarity leaned in. "...above the centrifuge, five feet left of the perpendicular gears."
"Uhhhhhhh..." Rainbow spoke into Flynn's ears. "Rarity says 'above the centrifuge, five feet left of the porcupine gears.'"
"I said 'perpendicular', darling—"
"I see it!" Flynn gasped, spotting a giant porous sphere of metal looming beyond the angle of Wildcard's pointed claw. "Wow! It's bigger than I expected!"
"That's what she said!" Pinkie said, then floated backwards as she giggle-snorted.
"Wow." Applejack droned. "Reckon that's a first."
"And it won't be the laaaaaaast!" Pinkie winked.
"Soooooooooo..." Rainbow glanced between Flynn and Wildcard then back up at the suspended sphere. Half of its holes were full of dead, dull crystals. "Is that thingy really the core of the entire generator?"
"I suspect as much. Genius engineering." Flynn smiled. "From the looks of it, the machine is designed to hold ten times as many crystals as is required—most likely to conserve mana while establishing a spherical leyline web of renewable harmonic energies."
"Sooooooooo..." Rainbow glanced at Wildcard who was likewise dumbstruck. "...that means what exactly?"
Flynn sighed, rolling his one good eye. "We stick a few crystal shards into it one at a time like a pincushion until we have enough juice to boot up the generator for a test run."
"Oh..." Rainbow and Wildcard nodded vigorously. "Why didn't you say so?"
"Meh..."
Rainbow gulped. "So... uh... how do we begin?"
"Just two more!" Flynn hollered from below, shining his magic spotlight up through the metalworks.
Rainbow Dash and Wildcard levitated beside the central core's sphere. Rainbow cradled a mess of crystals in her fetlocks while the Desperado reached in with his one talon and slid the final two shards into their respective holes.
"You sure that's enough?!" Rainbow called down. "This thing looks like a porcupine that's been through chemo!"
"Honestly, Rainbow..." Rarity sighed. "What is your obsession with porcupines lately—?"
"No! It's perfect!" Flynn hollered from below. "We don't want to overload the manacircuits! Especially if this thing hasn't been booted up in Goddess-knows-how long!"
Wildcard and Rainbow exchanged glances.
"Sooooo... uh... what now?"
"You'll wanna fly down from there!" Flynn said, casually trotting over to a series of levers and dials embedded in a cylindrical dais. "Assuming this whole place gets moving again, we wouldn't want you both being decapitated by the swinging machinery!"
"!!!" Wildcard dove in a blink.
Rainbow Dash swiftly followed them.
"Okaaaaaaay..." Flynn cracked his neck and flexed his forelimbs. "...moment of truth."
"If you're gonna yank a lever... just yank a lever," Rainbow droned.
"Shhhhhh!" Flynn squinted aside at her with a smug smile. "Please, Rainbow... this is a stuation that calls for professional lever yankage."
Wildcard snorted.
"Oh hush." Flynn stared into the instrument panel. Licking his lips, he aimed his horn at a crystal diode. Flash He illuminated the first one... then another diode two spaces over... and finally he charged mana into a miniature tesla coil.
Whurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The air hummed with dull electricity.
"Alright..." A shuddering breath, and the Heraldite rubbed his hooves together. "Here goes..." He reached for a lever.
Rainbow and her ghostly friends watched intently.
"Rnnngh!" Flynn yanked.
Grkkkk—vrmmmmmmmmmmm... The chamber around them shook, rattled, and died.
Wildcard raised an eyecrest.
"It's okay." Flynn re-gripped the lever, tightening his muscles. "That's to be expected. Just got... to crank it!" He yanked again.
Grkkk-kkk-kkkk—vrmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
"Oh jeez... oh jeez..." Pinkie hopped and hopped and hopped in midair. "The tensionnn!"
Fluttershy covered her eyes. "Tell me when it's over!" Applejack patted her shoulder.
"Ohhhhhhhh..." Twilight practically drooled through an anticipatory grin. "I can't wait! This is so exciting!"
"Heh heh heh heh heh..." That last voice didn't come from any of the girls.
"... ... ...?" Rainbow Dash stared into the crytals she was cradling.
A hairy muzzle smiled. A sharp fang glinted. "Aaaaaaaaaand boom goes the Dark Side."
Rainbow paled. Her blood ran cold as she looked up at Flynn and Wildcard. With a jolt, she blurted: "No! Wait—"
"Rnnngh!" Flynn cranked one last time.
Rainbow flinched hard, dropping all of the crystals loudly to the floor.
But in the meantime—
VROMMMMMMMMMMM! The entire room lit up with a flash... the settled to a cool blue glow. And as for the machinery above them...
Clkkkk—Clkkkk—Clkkk—Clkk—Clk-Clk-Clk-Clk! THUMMMMMM!
The ancient machinery twirled, spun, and rolled to life. Soon the entire room was purring like a giant metal kitten underground. The core of crystals shimmered elegantly while the grimy gears and axels spun into a smooth blur.
"Ha ha ha!" Flynn hopped up and down. "Now we're talking! Wooo! Looks like we're in business, folks!"
Wildcard, in the meantime, was staring confusedly at Rainbow. He glanced at all of the crystals she had dropped, and then his goggles reflected her breathless face.
Rainbow panted and panted. She looked at the shiny shards—but the chaotic reflection was gone.
"You alright, sugarcube?" Applejack asked. "Things are up and runnin', it seems. Ain't that a good thang?"
"Yeah..." Rainbow Dash shuddered. "Sure it is..."
Speak "Fuzzy" and Enter
"Purring like a kitten..." Flynn dusted his fetlocks off with a smile. He turned from an instrument panel and smiled up at the loftily-placed spherical core fitted with sporadic, glowing crystals. "I estimate it's... running on only twenty-percent normal juice at the moment. Which is good. This thing's likely been inert for a super crazy long time. Best that we 'wake it up' slowly, y'know? The more bouts of manafeedback that we avoid, the better."
Wildcard only nodded.
"Once the entire thing stabilizes, we'll see about shoving more manacrystals in. I mean... sure, it looks like we've got loads to spend through... but it's probably best that we don't count our blessings before they've... they've..." He shrugged. "Well... there's no evidence of birds on the Dark Side. So I'm gonna avoid making an egg analogy."
Wildcard sighed.
"Anywho, what's the next order of business, Rainbow Dash?" Flynn asked. "I'm guessing it's to let the other Heraldites inside and inspect what's left of the facility."
Silence.
Flynn turned around, arching an eyebrow. "Rainbow Dash?"
She stood in place, staring at the reflective surfaces of the generator room.
Wildcard shuffled over and tapped her shoulder with a claw.
"!!!" She jumped in place, hissing through her teeth. "Good! Cool! Fine! Whatever!"
Flynn squinted his natural eye. "Is... everything cool?"
"Yeah. Sure." Rainbow took a shuddering breath. "Just... visions."
Flynn and Wildcard exchanged glances. "Discord?"
Rainbow trotted limply past the two. "Only glimpses. The girls are still here. They're... uh... they're keeping him shielded. Or me shielded. I dunno."
"Should..." Flynn squirmed. "...should we be freaked out?"
Wildcard facepalmed.
"I'll be sure to update you on when it's time to utterly panic," Rainbow Dash said, stepping up to an etched panel in the wall fitted with glowing specks of light. The heart of the mesa hummed loudly around them, echoing further from deep within. "As for now... I wanna count this as our first victory of the Dark Side."
"Damn straight!" Flynn grinned.
Rainbow gulped. "Hopefully it won't be our last..."
Wildcard breathed in and out. His goggles reflected moving machinery and flickering manalights.
"Well..." Flynn slicked back a mane that was hardly there. "There are lots of rooms in this wonderfully carved 'colony.' If we do a thorough search, then maybe we can scrounge up some super useful tools for—"
"Check this out," Rainbow droned, interrupting the stallion. She pointed at the diorama etched into the partially-pit panel in front of her. "This thing right here."
Wildcard and Flynn shuffled up.
"Huh..." Flynn's mechanical eye rotated in and out. "If I didn't know better, I'd say this was—"
"A map," Rainbow Dash said. "A layout of Darkreach."
Wildcard nodded.
"Are... are we sure?" Flynn asked, trying to study the shape of the geometric layout. "It's a bit simpler than I expected—"
"Rarity's confirming for me right now," Rainbow Dash said. She pointed at the rigid lines surrounding the lights. "This is the overall shape of the top floor."
"But just the top?"
"I... think it's simply attempting to outline the power grid," Rainbow said. "But it's definitely the shape of the topmost layer of Darkreach."
Wildcard pointed at a few dark spots along the etched rectangles.
"Some places are unlit," Rainbow added, observing Wildcard's talon.
"Then... if this thing is working correctly..." Flynn leaned his head to the side. "That means some places aren't fully receiving power."
"Do ya..." Rainbow's ears flicked. "Uhhhh... do ya have to shove more crystals in?"
Flynn was alredy shaking his head. "Not a good idea. There's no telling how screwed we'll be if the central manacore overloads. I mean..." Flynn looked at her. "The central engine to this place isn't alicorn tech, but do you really think we can build a new one?"
Rainbow shook her mane. "Cylindrimane is a long... long distance from here. And their cultural society's changed at least once."
"However..." Flynn turned about and scanned the interconnecting manacables with his mechanical eye. "...if I could figure out precisely how the manapower is distributed in this place..."
Wildcard glanced at him curiously.
"Simple, Double-Yoo." Flynn gestured with a hoof. "We can redirect the juice from less important systems and get the top level illuminated completely... well... almost completely."
"Hold up," Rainbow said.
The other two looked over at her.
Rainbow was staring into abject nothingness. "Twilight's giving me a science lecture."
"Buh?"
Rainbow stared... squinted... then nodded. "Cool. Thanks, egghead." She turned to look at the other two Heraldites. "She says there's an instrument panel right..." She pivoted, scanned, then pointed at a series of dials positioned perpendicular to the lit panel. "...there!"
"Hell yeah!" Flynn galloped over, scuffled to a stop, then blinked. "Errr..." He glanced over at Rainbow. "What's it function?"
"Pffffft!" Rainbow rolled her eyes. "You tell me, brainiac! Twilight doesn't know its purpose—only that the manajuice is being funneled through it."
"Ah. Okay..."
"You're the stallion who graduated from Manapunk Academy."
"I am self-taught."
Rainbow face-hoofed. "Oh. Great."
"No, it's a sexy 'self-taught'," Flynn insisted, studying the dials up close. "Hmmmmm... hold up. I think I'm seeing a pattern here." His lensed eye focused on a series of symbols etched above each dial... then up at the lit panel where the corresponding emblems were situated alongside each illustrated compartment. "So... I think each of these funnel power into the various compartments of Darkrreach."
"Can they power up the top room?"
"It's... a bit more convoluted than that," Flynn murmured. "Unless there's another compartment, I think these dials will control the power levels of Darkreach in entire sections."
"You mean multiple floors?"
"Something like that. My guess is that each symbol represents a prearranged section of vertically arranged chambers. If we had more crystals lit, it'd be possible to power up the entire place. As it is, however, we can only provide juice to one portion of the colony at a time."
"And we don't want to overload any of that schnazz right this second."
"Exactly."
Rainbow sighed, taking a step back. "Well... then... uhm..." She shrugged. "Time for a Darkreach spelunking adventure?"
"Lighting up one chamber at a time?"
"That's the idea, yeah."
"Not without the rest of the Herald," Flynn remarked, shaking his head. "I wouldn't suggest it."
"Right." Rainbow nodded, then turned to make a lethargic exit. "I'll go round 'em up, I guess."
Wildcard whistled. The other two looked at him.
The Desperado approached the instrument panel. His goggles reflected a wide rectangle with two dull diodes. He gestured at it.
"Yeah, we just went through that room," Flynn said. "The one with the mosaic... mural... thingy..."
"No..." Rainbow squinted and shook her head. "That's not the room with the Verdestone mosaic."
"It's not?"
"It's not shaped the same way," Rainbow said. "And Rarity concurs." She pointed. "This is a different large room... one we haven't been through."
"How could we miss it?"
"Dude, it was darker than Luna poop when we first entered this place. I'm sure there are lots of crud on the first floor that we've missed."
Wildcard shook his head. He pointed again at the large rectangular on the panel.
Rainbow cocked her head to the side, squinting.
The topmost horizontal line of the rectangle was fainter than the rest. "Huh... there are two empty diodes. I'm guessing they could be lit up?"
"Most likely," Flynn said. "And corresponding to manacircuitry."
"So... basically... that large room is not lit up right now?"
"Correct."
"But two diodes—one must represent manalights. But what's the other for?"
"I..." Flynn looked at Wildcard, then back at Rainbow Dash. "I don't know."
Rainbow's ear flicked. She glanced at the ear beside her. "For realsies, Rares?"
"What does your friend sense?"
Rainbow smirked. "Cool beans." She looked at Flynn. "I know how to get the rest of the Herald inside."
"You mean we're not using the stairwell?"
"Pfft. Stairs are for noobs." Rainbow pointed at the unlit rectangle. "Juice that baby up. I'll be there in a jiff." SWOOOSH!
"Big Show!" Ariel shouted, pouting. "Cut it out!"
"I'm just saying...!" Logan leaned back against the supply shed with a casual smirk. "...she's got lots of muscle on her! All we need is a big enough oven and then we can easily feed two Herald per drumstick!"
"Eughhhh..." Ariel shook her head, tail flicking. "...I can't believe this place is corrupting us already."
Seraphimus droned: "I welcome any death... including something as pathetic as cannibalism."
"See?!" Logan gestured. "She's into it!"
"I no longer know which of you two is worse," Ariel droned.
"Granted..." Logan scratched his chin as he glanced over at the bound griffin. "...lack of fear will make the meat juices less succulent."
"Mrrmmmfff..." Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "This is not what I wanted to put in my memoirrs."
Logan glanced at him. "You're writing memoirs???"
Before the wyvern could respond...
CRKKKKK!
The mesa beneath them shook.
"Ackies!" Ariel took off, flying and trembling in midair. "Earthquake!"
"No!" Logan pointed. "Look!"
"My starrs!"
A solid line of glowing red light materialized. Then—with mechanical grace—a ginormous "lid" tilted up, lifting and opening. It was easily ten times the size of the first hatch in the roof of the mesa that had been accessed to reveal the stairwell. Peering down, the group saw a shallow ramp leading to a large "hangar" of sorts built into the upper crust of the mesa. There was a smattering of loose crates and age-old abandoned junk. But—hovering in the center—was a lively, blue sight. Rainbow Dash flew up and into the open air of twilight.
"Hi, welcome to Darkreach." She smiled at the group. "We don't have sandwiches here, but we can pretend." A wink. "Right?"
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Logan, Ariel, and Kepler finished dragging the two sleds down into the upper hangar of Darkreach. The faint twilight of the outer world was swiftly drowned out by a bright array of buzzing red lights filling the spacious chamber below. Metal equipment, Cylindrimanian tech, and random other pieces of junk lined the otherwise vacant compartment.
"Well... I must admit..." Kepler finished dragging Seraphimus' sled in with Ariel's help. He stood up and dusted his claws and wings off with a tusked smile. "This makes a grreat deal morre sense! I suspect you have unveiled the main entrrance to this domain, Rrainbow One!"
"Not by myself, I didn't," Rainbow shook her head as she finished dragging the equipment sled in with Logan. "Flynn gets most of the credit, although we'd be nowhere without Wildcard's senses and the girls'."
"Does this mean everything's lit up in this place?" Ariel asked. A slight shudder. "I wouldn't want to be stuck in a darker-than-dark place in the middle of nowhere."
"Flynn says we should boot up the manasystems slowly," Rainbow said. "Or else we could overload the central power core or some crud." She pointed at the massive gears locked in place and holding the large hatch above the ramp open. "Right now, about seventy percent of the juice is being used to open this baby."
"So... we gotta redirect the energy right after closing up?" Logan asked.
Rainbow nodded. "Something like that."
Logan exhaled. "I can dig it."
"Prrobably forr the best that we close this hatch at all times that we do not need it," Kepler said, observing the continuous hum of manacircuitry illuminating the place in a crimson glow. "This is a larrge, well-arrmorred doorr. No doubt the Emerraldinians felt it necessarry to shield themselves frrom something."
"Like what?" Ariel asked.
"Hrrmfff..." Seraphimus muttered, low on sleep and functioning vocal chords. "It's your own damned fault that the wendigoes are out and about."
"Hah!" Logan grinned. "Are you for real? Even after all this time?! The Edge of the World?! The day-less trek through Cragville?!" He stood before the bound griffin, gesturing wildly. "And now this nosedive into the throat of a lone mesa drowning in twilight?! Still you deny where we all are, toots?"
Seraphimus glared at him. "Do not call me 'toots.'"
"Heh..." Logan leaned back. "Poor turkey. I think you've drained all your brain matter into a lonely throbbing bitch gland."
"Don't get too close to her, Big Show," Flynn said, trotting into the hangar from a side entrance. "She's liable to bite off your only remaining inch of pride."
"What if I'm into that, Baldy?"
"Eugh... Goddess help us all."
Ariel waved. "Hi, Flynn!" She waved again. "Hiya, Wildcard! How are you holding up?"
Wildcard—distracted—bumped into a random support beam. THWUMP! His goggles rattled, and—with a hissing sound—the griffon spun about and punched his one talon repeatedly into the column. A few seething seconds later... he calmed... then waved his claws from side to side.
Wincing, Ariel turned to look at the others. "Okaaaaaaaay... guess we found shelter right in the nick of time."
"I can't sleep," Rainbow said. "Not yet. Not until we've mapped this place out more."
"I whole-hearrtedly concurr!" Kepler said. "We must make a surrvey of Darrkrreach as soon as possible! Ascerrtain the tools we can salvage frrom this sanctuarry's hallowed halls!"
"Don't get on your knees and worship this place yet, Keps," Flynn muttered. "The lower floors are pretty ransacked. Whoever left this place may have taken everything with them."
"So..." Ariel squinted. "...it is completely abandoned?"
Wildcard nodded.
"Looks like it," Rainbow said. "Plus, Fluttershy's not sensing anything... or anyone."
"Still..." Kepler cleared his throat. "We have an entirre plane of chaos ahead of us... and I suspect this is the one and only place that will be even rremotely hospitable."
"Four eyes is right," Logan said. "I say we start gutting immediately." He gestured behind him. "How about getting this tin can shut?"
"Will do!" Flynn said, looking at Rainbow. "And then—if you want—I can go about powering up the whole of Darkreach in sections. We can explore each of them in quadrants."
Rainbow nodded. "Until we're able to power up the entire place?"
"Precisely."
"Well then..." Rainbow cracked her neck muscles and flew forward. "Let's get to work."
Bodies huddled in a dark room.
Flynn's voice echoed from a distant corridor far below.
"Central quadrant...!"
"Just crank it, Baldy!" Logan shouted.
Cht-Chtunnnnnng!
The dim red lights flanking the room flickered from crimson to bright gold.
Seraphimus squinted. Released from the sled, the exhausted, bruised griffin was heavily chained to a series of pipes in the far... far corner of the large room.
The rest of the Herald flinched as the chamber lit up like noonday. They saw benches... strewn equipment... and a grand mosaic of Verdestone on the far wall.
"Ooooooh!" Ariel cooed, smiling. "Pretty!"
"My starrs and garrterrs!" Kepler beamed. "Is that... Verdestone?"
"Uh huh." Rainbow Dash flew down the length of the room. "But now's not the time. Focus, everypony. We only have a small window of time to scour this room before Flynn's gotta juice up another compartment."
"Right! On it!" Ariel dove towards a pile of debris and began shifting through it. "Still... this room's so highly decorated. What do you think it was for?"
"Meeting? Rrecrreation?" Kepler suggested, examining random bric-a-brac along a table. "Perrhaps a commissarry?"
"Ohhhhhhhh lawd..." Logan sighed, turning over a large crate. Thud! "I wonder if this place still has a kitchen intact."
"Maybe—but anything we find in there has got to be over centuries old." Ariel grimaced from afar. "You really wanna munch on something that old?"
Logan smirked. "Can't be any worse than stuff I've eaten before."
Seraphimus groaned. "Verlaxion... finish me now..."
"I said focus, ponies!"
With a loud rattle, Wildcard yanked a slender metal object from a pile of dusty junk. He held the thing up victoriously, glancing at the others.
"Whoah..." Logan squinted from a distance. "...the Hell is that thing?"
"It looks manapowerred," Kepler said, adjusting his glasses. "Cylindrrimanian technology, no doubt."
"Yeah... but what's it for?" Rainbow asked.
"Hey..." Ariel pointed in Wildcard's direction. "Is that a trigger?"
"... ... ...?" Wildcard turned the object around. Indeed, he saw a glinting metal nozzle. He balanced the neck of the thing on his left stub and dug a right claw into the instrument. Whurrrrrrr—THUNTT!
The cylinder jolted like a potato cannon, and a grappling hook was violently launched across the chamber. CLANKKK! It embedded into the pipework just inches above Seraphimus' feathery skull.
Wildcard and Rainbow Dash winced. "Okaaaaaaay..." Rainbow cleared her throat. "New rule... no more touching weird things without thinking."
"Got it," Ariel said with a nod.
Seraphimus sighed. "Infidels..." She slinked away from where the metal hook was embedded. "...now they're just teasing me."
"I fearr that therre isn't much to find in herre, Rrainbow One," Kepler said.
"I agree." Rainbow flew off towards an adjacent corridor. "I'm telling Flynn to juice up the next section."
"Lateral quadrant...!" Flynn's voice shouted.
Bzzzzz-bzzzzzt!
A long, narrow corridor flickered to life with bright, gold light.
Rainbow Dash and Ariel stood side by side, staring down at an array of narrow doorways yawning open with concrete frames. Dust and grime materialized under the harmonic illumination.
"How quaint," Ariel muttered.
"Quickly..." Rainbow started trotting down the long thin hall, glancing into every room. "...let's do a quick scan."
"What do you see?" Ariel asked, catching up and craning her neck.
"I think..." Rainbow's ruby eyes reflected bunk beds, cabinets, and loose garments. "...this is the living quarters."
"No kidding?" Ariel glanced into each claustrophobic compartment, observing household items like brushes and horseshoes strewn about. "Kinda looks like a college dorm."
"Really? So you've been to Kihutaja?"
"Huh? You mean the Colonial Islands?"
Rainbow sighed, shaking her head. "Never mind—" She suddenly jolted in place, staring into one particular compartment. "Whoah boyoooooo..."
"What is it?" Ariel peered in with her. "Guh!" She grimaced. "Talk about cruddy..."
"Yeah!" Rainbow smirked, gesturing into a compartment the same size as all the previous living quarters—only this one possessed a single bed floating atop a glorious pile of metal junk and inside-out mechanisms. "But it's nifty crud!"
"Is it?" Ariel looked disdainfully at oil-stained gears and manacrystal casings. "Is it really?" A sigh. "Maybe we should bring Flynn or Keps in here to take a gander."
"Curious..." Rainbow gingerly shoved a few rattling tools aside, uncovering even more gearworks. "...all of the other rooms are filled with bunkbeds. But here? We've got one cot and what looks like an unkempt garage. What's the deal? What makes this room so special that it stands out from the others?"
"Whyyyyyyyyy so many questions?"
"Honestly, girl..." Rainbow gazed at her with a sly smirk. "...is this your first visit to a derelict abandoned station?"
"In Rohbredden I... uh... stumbled upon many a... ... ... ... ... snow hut."
"Riiiiiight."
"Pffft. At least pay attention to what you're rummaging through." Ariel pointed at the only part of the wall not covered with hanging tools. "For instance, what's that?"
"Hmmm?" Rainbow blinked at a crookedly-framed illustration of an industrial landscape.
"These Emeraldinians sure were homesick," Ariel remarked. "Still..." A shudder. "...I like the mural of Verdestone in the other room waaaaaaaay better."
"Mosaic."
"Huh?"
Rainbow ignored her for a brief moment, her ruby eyes trailing the circular shapes of large "holes" dotting the heart of the painted cityscape. "...New Ring City. No..." She smirked. "Old Ring City."
"Isn't that the name of—"
"—a place in Darkstine. Right." Rainbow trotted in a circle, taking the entirety of the junk-filled room in. "I believe these quarters belonged to a Cylindrimanian."
"You sure?"
"Pretty sure—" Rainbow stubbed her fetlock on something. Thunk! "Augh! Luna's Nipple!" She hopped in place, hissing. A few seconds later: "... ... ...yeah yeah, I'm sorry, Twilight."
"What did you run into?"
"I dunno." Rainbow hopped and hopped. "Something stupid."
"Here..." Ariel squatted low and picked up the item in question. "...let's take a closer look."
The rectangular object immediately flickered with dull red light, causing Ariel to drop it with a slight shriek.
"Shhh!" Rainbow finished flinching. "Calm down."
"It... it's mana-powered!" Ariel gulped. "Whatever it is."
"Huh..." Rainbow reached down to pick up the large, rectangular object. Again, it glowed with a faint red light upon her grasping it. "Must be some pretty wicked tech to still have some juice after all this time." She pivoted it to the side. A series of cables dangled loosely from an open compartment. "Weird... is it some kind of battery?"
Ariel eyed a slender handle along the top of the thing. "... ... ...looks like a briefcase to me."
"A briefcase?" Rainbow turned the thing over, causing the cables to pivot and sway. "Pffft... no lid. Nothing to open it up with." She pivoted it some more, exposing a small hole. "Hey—looks like a crystal housing chamber."
"Look..." Ariel pointed at the side of the device. "Are those... letters?"
Rainbow squinted. "'C'... ... ... 'A'... ... ...'I'... ... ...'" she began reading.
"Hey! Gals!" Logan's voice hollered from somewhere beyond the hallway outside. "Double-Yoo found something super important looking! Come and have a look!"
"Ahem..." Rainbow craned her neck and shouted back: "Is Flynn ready to switch power again?"
"Do I care?"
Ariel rolled her eyes. She smiled at Rainbow Dash. "Do we wanna poke around here a bit more?"
Rainbow looked at her, at the "briefcase," then at her again. "Nah." She tucked the thing under her left wing and trotted out... cables dragging behind her. "Let's get to the meaty bits later."
"Okay, Flynn," Rainbow Dash muttered. She stared across yet another spacious chamber. "Hit it."
This time, the bald stallion was within earshot. He stood beside the entrance to the room and cranked a lever. Cht-Chtunnng!
Gold light flickered to life, illuminating a room filled with instrument panels and crystalline stations. In the center there stood a massive table with a dull black surface comprised of countless rusted metal pins.
"Okay..." Logan was the first to huff. "... ... ...what the buck?"
"Just as I thought..." Flynn smirked, trotting away from the lever as he gaped at all the blinking, flickering lights. "...that explains why I was able to power this place up from here."
"Care to fill us in, baldy?"
Flynn gestured with a hoof. "This must be the master control room... the operational hub of Darkreach."
"Hey! Cool!" Ariel smiled proudly. "Score."
Rainbow Dash was shaking the rectangular object she pilfered from the sleeping quarters. After hearing a slight rattle, she shrugged, then casually tossed the piece of junk to the ground behind her. Cl-Clunk! "Soooooo..." Dusting off her hooves, Rainbow stared at the table before them. "The heck is this thing? A tetanus baptismal pool?"
"Surrely therre is a deeperr purrpose to it," Kepler said.
"That's what I'm intending to find out. Aaaaaand..." Flynn approached a series of dials and swiftly turned them. "...if I am correct."
Vrmmmmmmmmmm!
A loud hum emanated from the metallic table in the center of the control room, causing Ariel and Wildcard to guard themselves. The air crackled with electrical energy, and the group watched as hundreds upon hundreds of metal needles lifted up from the base of the table. They rose at different heights... forming a pattern... then ultimately a geographical silhoutte. It didn't take long for the Herald to realize they were staring at a three-dimensional model of the mesa and the surrounding ravine—comprised entirely out of magnetically raised pins.
"Ta-daaaaaaa...!" Flynn folded his forelimbs and smiled proudly at the group. "Fillies and gentlecolts, I present you a map."
Wildcard whistled.
"Whoahhhhh..." Ariel blinked.
"That's nice and all," Rainbow said. She turned to smile at Flynn. "But will it blend?"
Logan snickered.
Flynn rolled his good eye and droned, "I think this is pretty significant. It's giving us a pretty accurate picture of the surrounding landscape."
"No kidding." Rainbow rubbed the back of her head. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeee... it can show us further long to where we need to go?"
"That's what I'm hoping."
"But..." Ariel squinted at the others. "...just how far did the Emeraldinians of Darkreach go? And did they actually map out any of that stuff?"
"Only one way to find out."
"Guess you'll need this place juiced up for quite a while, huh?" Rainbow asked.
Flynn said, "This looks to be the central planning and management area of the entire facility. I'm hoping that any secrets about the whereabouts of the colonists can be figured out here."
"Then you must obserrve the inforrmation storred herre with grreat scrrutiny, brrotherr," Kepler said.
"And I would love to have your help with that, Keps," Flynn said. "Above all else... we must be careful and delicate with all of the instruments here." He shrugged. "Who knows how faulty some of this tech can be?"
"Hey..." Logan lumbered forward, reaching his hoof towards a faintly glowing diode. "What's this thingy do?"
Flynn winced hard. "Dude! Hold up—!"
Too late. Logan pressed the thing.
But then...
FL-FLASH!!! Six separate beams of light shot inward from previously-concealed emitters. The entire table glowed... and an image danced and flickered in the center of the room. Layer by layer, the skull of a pony materialized in three dimensions above the metallic map of the mesa. The cranium acquired an ink black coat and a midnight mane. Deep, wise eyes pooled into being and a muzzle full of immaculate teeth opened in sync with a deep bass voice crackling forth from unseen speakers:
"—scrkkkkkk—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—" The sagely stallion's face rippled with static, rematerialized, and repeated the fragmented message. "—scrkkkkkk—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—"
As the face rippled again, Ariel hovered closer to it... muzzle agape. "A... a hologram...?"
Flynn nodded, dumbstruck. "Apparently..."
"But..." Rainbow Dash squinted. "...who is it?"
"Beats me," Logan exhaled. "Look at his teeth!"
"Big Show..."
"With chompers like that, he's gotta be royalty!"
"Onyxxus..."
The group looked over at Kepler.
Kepler took a deep breath. "The late patrriarrch of ourr beloved Mountain Matrron..." The wyvern bowed with quiet reverance. "...I feel it in my hearrt. This is Morrtuana's fatherr..."
Wildcard stared thoughtfully at Kepler, then at the infinitely repeating hologram.
"Huh..." Rainbow slicked her short bangs back, gazing at the hologram. "...neato."
Dashie, Our Only Hope
—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—"
"So..." Pinkie Pie's eyes narrowed. "That's Onyxxus, huh?"
Twilight Sparkle hovered next to her and Rainbow Dash. "That would seem to be the case."
"Seems to have a goldfish memory, doesn't he?"
Twilight glared aside. "It's the recording, Pinkie. The message is obviously stuck."
"Oh. I knew that. Heehee."
"Isn't it incredible?" Fluttershy cooed. "An actual honest-to-goddess alicorn..."
Applejack squinted aside. "Didn't y'all get a chance to see Mortuana while she was still alive?"
"I know. But it doesn't make this any less amazing," Fluttershy said. She cocked her head aside, staring at the hologram from a different angle. "Once upon a time, we only knew about two alicorns: Celestia and Luna. But bearing witness to others? I don't know about you, but I find it to be an amazing experience."
"Look at his mane!" Rarity stammered. "I know it's just a holographic projection, but observe how it shimmers in the light despite being such a dark color!" She sighed dreamily. "Must have been so silky and smoothe... quite remarkable for a stallion!"
"That's right!" Fluttershy breathed. "He is a stallion! This is the first alicorn stallion we've ever seen!"
Applejack spoke, "Y'all do realize that this feller-a-corn you've been fawnin' over has been dead for untold centuries...?"
"Applejack, darling, don't be so quick to rebuke." Rarity upturned her nose. "We are allowed to acknowledge beauty in all its forms. No doubt the regal gentlecolt was the paragon of virtue and inspiration while he was still alive."
"If you ask me, he's kinda edgy-looking," Pinkie Pie droned.
Rarity sighed. "Goddess help me... I wonder if I will be regarded so bluntly long after I've perished."
"Who knows... with somepony like Pinkie Pie still around..." Applejack smirked.
Clearing her throat, Ariel floated closer to Rainbow Dash. "Do you... uh... do you have an assessment yet or are you waiting on your friends to finish deliberating?"
"You know me too well," Rainbow muttered. "They're busy being ponies."
"Hey!" Pinkie pouted. "I resemble that remark!" A blink. "Wait..."
"Yo! Herald!" Rainbow spoke across the Emeraldinian Command Room. "Any thoughts?"
Logan, Kepler, Wildcard, and Flynn pondered while the translucent alicorn portrait continued to repeat itself: "—scrkkkkkk—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—"
"Well, he... uh..." Logan shifted where he stood. "...he sounds like a monarch, alright."
Flynn face-hoofed. "You could at least comment on his intent, lardo."
"Well let's hear you come up with something smart, baldy!"
"If you ask me..." Flynn rubbed his chin in thought. "He's addressing the colonists of the Darkreach Expedition."
"Obviously," Logan said.
Flynn rolled his eyes and continued: "But it sounds like he's saying something commemorative. It's... not something I would expect to be stored within Darkreach's crystalline memory banks."
"How do you mean?" Ariel asked.
"Think about it." Flynn looked at the others while the portrait kept speaking, distorting, and re-speaking. "Onyxxus still had duties to attend to back in Emeraldine. It's likely that he produced this message from the heights of Verdestone."
"Not prrecisely," Kepler said.
Flynn looked over. "Hmmm?"
The wyvern slapped his claws against the nearest wall. "It's rratherr obvious that alicorrn magic carrved Darrkrreach frrom the hearrt of this mesa. I suspect Onyxxus paid at least one visit to this domain. He could verry well have given this speech as a farrewell addrress..."
"Beforrrrrrrrrrrre making his way back to the Light Side," Ariel droned.
"Exactly."
"So he's wishing the poor bastards here 'good luck,'" Logan remarked. "Cool. Got it. What now?"
"Not so fast..." Flynn waved a hoof. "I still don't get why this is the first thing we uncover as soon as we boot this system up."
"Well, this message was stored in the 'crystalline database' thingy housed here in Darkreach, right?" Rainbow remarked.
"Yeah..."
"Well, it's been offline for Celestia-knows how long." Rainbow blinked. "Maybe—in throwing the switch—we've inadvertently brought the system back to square one?" She looked at the others. "There could be more messages. There could be more to this message. We just don't know because we're only scraping the surface."
Ariel's eyes squinted. "Is there a way to find out more?" She waved at the hologram. "First off—to figure out everything that Onyxxus said?"
"I... suspect that providing more power to the main core could help out," Flynn said. "I had been hoping to do that gradually—for fear of overloading the system."
"Make it your main priority," Rainbow Dash said. "Because if these dudes actually left messages for us to uncover then I sure as heck want to access the full bulk of them." She waved a hoof at the map of the mesa made out of magnetically-raised pins. "Gathering as much information about the Dark Side would be super... super awesome."
Flynn took a deep breath. "I'll need to hop back down to the generator room... slide more crystals into the core. However, I'm going to have to do it slowly... one at a time... or else I might inadvertently cause a blackout—which would lead to permanent data loss."
"I shall happily assist you, brrotherr," Kepler said. "Jourrney orr no jourrney, I would love to hearr morre frrom the wise muzzle of Morrtuana's patrriarrch."
"You guys do that," Rainbow said. "I'm assuming that—in powering up the rest of the core—you'll be restoring lighting to the rest of the settlement?"
"Presumably."
"Good. Ariel, Big Show and I can continue searching the compound." Rainbow Dash turned tail and marched out of the room. "Let's get every square inch of this place covered, dudes! I wanna know all that there is to know!"
"Wowie, Dashie!" Pinkie grinned wide as she and the other ghostly mares accompanied her. "You really take disembodied holographic heads in stride!"
"Wouldn't be my first time," Rainbow droned, navigating a concrete hallway. "I encountered something similar with Commander Hurricane back in Stratopolis."
"Stratopolis?" Rarity pronounced.
"Yeah. One of the two Sentinels said to accompany this piece of Urohringr," Rainbow Dash said. "Funny how a single message from the past can shed so much light on a crazy-flank situation in the present."
Pinkie Pie droned: "Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction."
"... ... ... ... ...huh?"
"Heehee! Let's go spelunking!"
Rainbow sighed, shaking her head in mid-trot. "Never a dull moment."
Mobile Awesome Spectral Horse
"—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the—scrkkkkkkkk—"
"You know..." Twilight Sparkle scratched her chin, squinting at the translucent face of Onyxxus being broadcasted against a wall between adjacent doorframes. "...I'm a bit surprised he doesn't have an accent."
Pinkie and Rarity looked over Rainbow's body while their anchor rummaged through a pile of debris. "An accent?" Above them, manalights flickered to life one after another as Flynn continued powering up the entirety of Darkreach.
"Yes!" Twilight nodded. "Or a different language entirely!" She gestured at the alicorn image. "This was recorded... what... countless centuries ago. Even Old Equestrian Basic had several different modifiers, spellings, and verbage in the days of the Neo Classical Era."
"But these fellers were Emeraldinians," Applejack said.
"I don't see how that makes it any different, Applejack," Twilight said with a slight frown. "Language is language... a highly evolving and naturally malleable thing. It... it just doesn't make sense for a culture to speak in the same way for the better portion of a thousand years!"
"Maybe the history books are wrong!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
"Pfffffft!" Twilight nearly spat her tongue out. "The Royal Archives of Canterlot are anything but wrong."
"Live and learn, egghead." Rainbow Dash sat up with an object in her hooves. It was metal, slender, and housed a narrow central chamber. "By the time we're done with the Dark Side, I'm betting you'll find that almost all of the 'history books' are wrong to some degree."
"What did you find there, Dashie?" Pinkie asked.
"Mmmmm..." Rainbow pivoted away from the repeating hologram so her response could be better heard. "I've been through enough warring countries to recognize a crossbow when I see one."
"Even one that's so glossy and streamlined?" Applejack smirked and tilted her hat back. "Reckon you found yerself a space crossbow!"
Pinkie Pie giggled.
"Thing is..." Rainbow looked at the concrete corridor she was in. "...this doesn't look like the armory. I wonder if it was just left here by accident and... there could be more elsewhere in this place."
"Could be a mite bit useful, sugarcube."
"I... I-I'm not sensing an armory," Rarity said.
"Could you try and 'feel around' for a room that has more of this thing?" Rainbow asked her.
Rarity whimpered slightly. "I don't know... but I will certainly try, darling." She pressed two hooves to her pale forehead and clenched her eyelids shut. "Crossbow... powers... a-activate!"
"Maybe this is a discovery to bring to the others," Twilight said.
"Right." Rainbow balanced the weapon on her back and briskly trotted up the nearby stairs. More lights came to life as she ascended. "Hopefully they found more useful things than I did."
Wildcard whistled.
Ariel and Logan spun about from where they stood before the grand Verdestone mosaic of the common room. The flickering face of Onyxxus loomed above them, speaking on repeat.
"What is it, boy?" Logan grinned at the three limb'd griffin. "What did you find?" Ariel's hoof swatted his big forehead, but he didn't stop grinning like an idiot.
Exhaling, Wildcard crossed the distance between them, dragging a large metal crate with his tail. With a breathy grunt, the Desperado swung the container so that it slid to a stop between the other two Heraldites.
"Nuts," Logan droned. "Metal nuts."
"Whoah! Wildcard!" Hovering, Ariel reached down and dragged her hooves through a mess of metal bits, levers, bolts, and rods. "It's like a metal junkie's wet dream!" She looked at him. "Was this the only one that you found?"
Wildcard shook his head. He held all five talons out, then clenched and unclenched his fist four times.
"Wow! Talk about the motherload!" Ariel grinned from ear to ear. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Wildcard smirked. He looked towards Logan. With his one talon, he smothed his headcrest back and mimicked a horn coming out of his forehead.
"You really think Flynn can make you something out of this?" Logan raised an eyebrow. "We're already overworking the bugger as it is."
"Pffft... Big Show..." Ariel swatted the stallion with her tail. "For Wildcard, Flynn would do anything... even turn a box of nuts and bolts into a new prosthetic."
"Hrmmmf... wish he loved me nearly half as much," Big Show muttered, polishing off a golden sphere he had found. "I sure could use a refrigerator."
"Harrk!" Kepler shuffled briskly into the room, grasping a slender golden object in his claws. "Look, brrotherrs! Sisterr! Gaze upon that which I have acquirred!"
"Keps, Big Show already found a spear," Ariel remarked.
"Oh ye of little ingenuity!" Kepler gestured. "Obserrve!" He then twirled the object in his grasp and proceeded to scrap the small of his hairy backside. "Mmmmmmmmm... ha-hah! Most heavenly indeed!"
Wildcard gave a thumb's up.
"Heh..." Ariel rolled her eyes. "We're all glad for you, Keps."
"Dude... a backscratcher?" Logan grinned at the wyvern. "Why not just use your scorpion tail? You were born with a natural one!"
Kepler gave him a shocked expression, his spectacles nearly falling off. "You darre suggest that I would stoop to being so barrbarric?!" He gestured. "How about you prrocurre the harrdened mucus frrom yourr nostrrils with yourr prrehensile limb!"
Logan and Ariel chuckled. Wildcard smirked.
Then... from the far end of the room:
"What... am I even looking at?"
The Heraldites looked over.
Seraphimus sat with a dumbstruck expression. Handcuffed to pipework, she kept her twitching hawkeyes glued to the holographic image of Onyxxus on repeat.
"Silly bird," Ariel hummed. "They don't have stuff like that back in Rohbredden, do they?" She placed metal bits back in Wildcard's box and yawned. "Oh well. Just have to chalk it off to 'infidels' and 'Blight' and whatever."
"There... are no ponies like that in any of the prefectures..." Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes fixated on the horned stallion's coiled wings—occasionally showing beneath his neck and shoulders. "Nor in the Seven Seas." She squinted at the Herald. "Precisely what is this place?"
Logan rolled his eyes. "Weeping chickens of the world, unite..."
"Now you want to know the truth?" Ariel stammered. "Even after we told you so many friggin' times?"
"Now now, frriends..." Kepler shuffled between them. "That is no way to trreat good and prroperr curriosity. Adverrsarries orr not, we arre still in this togetherr, yes?" He cleared his throat and faced Seraphimus. "You see, King Onyxxus of Emerraldine was one of severral extrraterrrestrrial equines who descended frrom the heavens long ago beforre—"
Logan let loose a loud whistle. "Yo, Keps." He yanked the small wyvern back by his scorpion tail. "Save it."
"But I was merrely wishing to educate—"
"You can't teach a frog how to hop if it's already proven itself to be stupid!" Logan frowned at Seraphimus. "Ignore this momemtary lapse of raisin baskets. She's still as murderous as an owl with rabies. You think she's going to want to kill us any less once she knows the truth" He shook his head. "Wait until the turkey really really wants it."
"Yeah..." Ariel threw Seraphimus a cold-hearted glare. "What he said."
Kepler squinted at them both. "Arre we not wishing to illuminate this poorr soul? Do not forrget what the Rrainbow One wishes—"
"Rainbow wants to keep her alive," Logan grunted. "If she wants to play ball on our team, then she has to prove it." He glanced aside. "Right, Double-Yoo?"
Wildcard stared at the Verdestone mosaic. He merely sighed.
Seraphimus clenched her beak angrily. "It's a wonder that you misguided cretins eluded Chandler for so long."
"Some shit in life is easier than you think, toots." Logan pointed. "And as defeating for your screwball of a 'Defense Minister,' we have one selfless badass to thank for that! And unfortunately, you self-righteos bucktard, he's no longer with—"
Thwap! A sharp talon clenched Logan's shoulder, instantly silencing him.
Logan blinked over at Wildcard. "... ... ...what? Too close to home?"
Ariel face-hoofed. "Dammit, Big Show..."
"What? Somepony's gotta read her the riot act! Bard would have gotten a hoot out of it! Don't you deny it!"
It was precisely then that Rainbow Dash bounded up an adjacent set of steps with the crossbow in tow. "Okay guys, I found something we might be able to use. Right now, I've got Rarity 'scanning' for others in the compound and—" She froze in place.
Everyone stood, shifting about awkwardly. Frowing faces and downcast eyes avoided each other. Onyxxus' voice continued repeating eerily in the background, piercing the tense silence.
Rainbow arched an eyebrow. "... ... ...well if this place isn't a warm fuzzy bucket of kittens."
"Everypony seems..." Pinkie grimaced. "...pony poop'd."
"AJ?" Rainbow tilted her head aside. "Your honest thoughts?"
"Ahem." Applejack adjusted her hat and gestured at Seraphimus. "Reckon it stems from her... but not entirely."
Seraphimus looked at Rainbow Dash. Her beaked expression was strangely neutral.
Rainbow blinked at that. A sigh, and she looked lethargically at the Heraldites. "Look... can we work on one thing at a time? Right now, we should be scouring Darkreach for useful tools. Let's save group therapy for another occasion... preferably when Flynn or Kepler could figure out how to conjure peanut butter snacks from the ether."
"Look..." Logan gestured at Seraphimus. "She started pretending to be interested in—"
"Another. Time." Rainbow glared daggers at him. "If you can't be useful here in Darkreach, then trot outside and make us a bridge across the ravine with your butt."
Logan crossed his forelimbs and pouted in silence.
"Whew-wee, Dashie!" Pinkie grinned. "You can really be like Lime Pie when you wanna—"
"Shhhh!" Rainbow hissed at the ghostly mare. "You too. I'll say when it's time to chillax and gargle nonsense."
"Hrmmmf." It was Pinkie's turn to fold her forelimbs. "All of those sunrises have burnt your jollies!"
"Uh huh." Rainbow looked at the Herald. "What did you guys find?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh..." Ariel squirmed in midair. "Uhhhh... eh heh..."
Kepler gulped and held his tiny pole up. "Behold! A scrratcherr of the back!
Wildcard face-claw'd.
"And... erm..." Ariel pointed at the crate. "The makings of a new prosthetic for Wildcard." She gulped. "We hope."
Rainbow exhaled. "Well, cool beans." She gave her flank a shake, caught the crossbow in midair, and brandished it. "The girls and I found this. I'm not one hundred percent certain... but I think it might be manapowered. Like... you fit it with a manacrystal and it fires energy pulses." She turned the thing over. "I say this because it kinda resembles the rifles that I saw back in Ledomare—"
The glossy surface of the crossbow's stock reflected a pair of red-on-yellow eyes. "Do you really intend on dragging their useless fannies all the way to your destination?"
Rainbow Dash froze in mid-speech. Her muzzle hung open.
A fang glinted as a smile formed above a tuft of goat hair. "Lock and load this thing up. You can off them in their sleep. I'm certain the big one can feed you for a year at least."
"Uhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow paled.
Ariel squinted. "Rainbow? Is something the matter?"
Chaotic chuckles. The voice rang off the crossbow's metal structure. "I bet you'd want to gobble her up first."
"Guh!" Rainbow tossed the crossbow out of her hooves.
"Rainbow?!" Twilight gasped.
"Whoah!" Pinkie's gaze followed the thrown weapon. "From downtown—!"
Swoooosh! Wildcard glided towards the ceiling and—Snatch!—caught the weapon in a single talon. He descended with softly flapping wings. His goggled eyes looked at the weapon, then worriedly at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow shivered in place. She caught Seraphimus' curious gaze in her peripheral vision. "I... uh... I was th-thinking that if we found more l-like that thing... uhm... we could stock ourselves for the j-journey to come..."
"Buck the journey," Logan muttered, squinting at her. "What the heck's the matter with you."
"She's mad," Seraphimus droned. "I've told you all this."
"Rrrrrngh..." Logan stomped a hoof and leaned angrily in her direction. "How would you like to have every feather plucked off of you with tweezers?"
"It would be less torturous than listening to you defend her fractured, flimsy mindset."
"Don't push it, death eagle."
"Guys, can we not—"
The overhead manalights flickered brightly. Flynn's voice hollered down from a descending staircase.
"I think I've got it!"
Onyxxus' image shook and rippled. "Bzzzzzzzzt—Rrkk-Rrkk-Rrkk-Rrkk-My-My-My-My-My little poniessssssss—" The hologram inverted, flickered, then re-manifested itself as a stately alicorn with a powerful stare. "My little ponies, brothers and sisters of the Verdestone Council... all of us are gathered here in honor to send you forth with the blessings of Harmony, foals of Emeraldine. Our weary eyes rest upon the final dawn's precipice where the golden bridge has been built to sustain you, the lifeblood of Darkreach, our most ambitious venture of hope for this age and the ones to come..."
"Well..." Fluttershy shuddered. "...the timing couldn't be better."
"Ooh! A movie!" Pinkie beamed. "Did anypony bring ghost popcorn?"
"Pinkie..." Rarity sighed.
"Heehee! It's okay! I forgot to bring ghost butter!"
Don't Feed the Dragonequus
"The world as we know it is dying," Onyxxus' recorded image spoke. The deep booming voice echoed through the halls of Darkreach. "Ages ago, we set out to plant a garden of harmony and peace—but that garden is starting to wither away. There are very few of my kind left who first cultivated this living, growing world. The tools that we used may yet be restored. The key to this is accessing the Harmonic Prism located within Midnight Armory, situated on the Dark Side. But we cannot venture there as we are right now. There are far too many hazards and unknown dangers acting as impenetrable blockades. To confront this, we have established Darkreach... our first bastion of harmony on the Dark Side. With the combined efforts of mortal and immortal kind, we may just yet mount up a crusade to acquire the relic of life-giving harmony and restore this world to what it was originally blessed to be..."
"Hrmmmff..." Logan folded his forelimbs. "Poor ideological god-sap. Shit didn't work the way he expected it to, did it?"
"Shhhh!" Ariel frowned, glaring aside. "Have some respect!"
"Hey—his heart was in the right place! But take a look around us!" Logan exhaled. "I'm just saying... Mortuana had a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better track record! And even that was sketchy as buck."
Kepler sighed. "Therre is grrave trruth to ourr brrotherr's rrambling, sadly."
"Onyxxus' bloodline was dying," Ariel muttered, staring at the speaking hologram. "Darkreach was the best thing he could manage, given the circumstances."
"Yeah, well..." Logan's nostrils flared. "Maybe he should have given it the ol' college try a lot sooner... instead of heaping it onto the shoulders of so many unlucky mortals."
Wildcard gestured something with his right talon.
"The prrevailing patterrn of things as of late," Kepler translated.
"Uh huh..."
Scampering hoofsteps. Flynn bounded up into the room, panting. "We're at over eighty percent juice! How's it looking!"
"We're being talked to by a long dead Emeraldinian god-king," Ariel said. "You did good."
"Whew! Awesome!" Flynn grinned. "You know, sometimes I even amaze myself—"
"Shut up and take notes, Baldy," Logan grunted.
Flynn jumped in place. Floundering, he levitated a pad of paper and began scribbling on it with black ink. "It's... it's a repeatable message, Big Show. All I gotta do is just switch a lever now and he'll give his lecture all over again."
"I know. I just don't want to hear your self-righteous ego-stroking. Now take notes."
"Mrmmmmm..." Flynn did just that, begrudgingly.
While the rest of the Herald paid attention to the message, Rainbow Dash shuffled numbly into a corner of the common room and sat down.
"... ... ...?" Rarity and the others looked over. "Weak in the knees, darling?"
"It's not stadium seating in here, Dashie!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "Stand up if you wanna see the climax!"
Rainbow was hardly in the mood. She trembled as she glanced up at the turned heads of the Herald. "You've heard one rambling alicorn, you've heard them all."
"Indeed." Rarity rubbed her dainty chin. "They do appear to be quite prone to... self-indulgent monologues."
"What's botherin' you, sugarcube?" Applejack asked.
Rainbow swallowed a lump down her throat. "What m-makes you think that something's bothering me?"
"Because I'm me and you're you." Applejack frowned. "Now spill it."
Rainbow bit her lip.
Twilight Sparkle floated closer. "It's... it's Discord again, isn't it?"
Rainbow hung her head with a sigh.
"Rainbow..." Applejack sighed. "We ain't gonna get anywhere if you dun level with us. Haven't you learned—?"
"He was trying to talk me into shooting up all my friends," Rainbow Dash said.
Applejack blinked. "... ... ...whelp."
Rainbow grimaced. "Yeah... ... ..."
"Was..." Twilight Sparkle squirmed. "...he serious?"
Rainbow frowned. "No, Twilight, he just likes to spit out suggestions of spontaneous homicide for kicks!"
"Well, Rainbow, he is Discord," Rarity said glibly.
Rainbow raised a hoof... faltered... then relented with a sigh. "True enough."
"If you ask me, he's just tryin' to get under yer skin," Applejack said.
"Well he's doing a dang good job of it," Rainbow grunted.
"I'm sorry, Rainbow," Twilight said. "The girls and I—we aren't doing a good enough job of shielding you from him. Maybe if... if we all concentrated or meditated or—"
"He does whatever he wants whenever he wants, Twi," Rainbow droned. "I can't expect you guys to keep tabs on him twenty-four-hours a day..." She rolled her eyes. "Heh... as if 'days' matter here on the Dark Side."
"We get it, Dashie," Pinkie Pie said, her ears folded. "It's just tough when we can't sense or hear him like you can."
"Why would he want you to off yer buddies and pals?" Applejack remarked.
Rainbow frowned. "Does it matter?"
"I think it does." Applejack tilted her head back. "From what little we knew of Discord... it seemed obvious that he enjoyed tormentin' ponies."
"Or just trolling them!" Pinkie said.
Twilight squinted at her. "'Trolling...'?"
Pinkie bore a smug grin. "You really should have spent more time on the World Wide Whinny."
"Pinkie, there is no such thing."
"Well maybe there should be!"
"From the sound of it, I think not."
"Point is..." Applejack cleared her throat. "Discord seems to have the most fun with everypony bein' alive for him to rule over all chaotic-like." She squinted at Rainbow. "So why would he want all yer friends dead?"
"It's... it's just the notion that chills me to the bone," Rainbow muttered. "I'm getting the impression that Discord has... more or less witnessed most of the stuff I've been through... that we've been through." She clenched her teeth. "I think his sense of humor has darkened from all that."
"He's simply trying to harass you!" Rarity upturned her nose. "Nothing more! Nothing less!"
"That's just it, Rarity," Rainbow Dash muttered. She gazed at Seraphimus—her charcoal brown eyes reflecting Onyxxus' translucent glowing figure. "I can't afford to settle for more or less. I need to know what I'm dealing with. Concretely and exactly."
Silence—save for the regal tone of the deceased alicorn.
Twilight looked over at the fairest of the ghostly mares. "Fluttershy? You've been silent for a while. What are your thoughts on the matter?"
"Wuh oh..." Pinkie Pie flinched. "It's never a good thing when Flutters has been quiet for a while."
"Don't be silly, darling!" Rarity waved a hoof. "Our beloved Fluttershy is just being her usual meek self!" She looked over. "Isn't that right, Fluttershy—oh goodness!"
Fluttershy's pupils had shrunken to pinpricks. She shivered all over and her wings drooped. "Uhm... girls...?"
Rainbow stared at her, heart skipping. "What's the matter, Fluttershy?"
"I... I think I'm sensing something all of a sudden..."
"What?" Pinkie leaned forward. "A flock of midnighters?"
"Chaos varmints stampedin' our way?" Applejack asked.
Rainbow gulped. "Is... is it Discord?"
Fluttershy shook her head, trembling some more. "I... I'm not sure what it is. But... but this is now lit up and so bright and active..." She grimaced, glancing at Rainbow. "... ... ...something hidden deep in Darkreach has awoken."
Something in the Basement
"Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
Rainbow, Rarity, and Twilight winced hard.
Pinkie Pie hovered in place, her hooves still cupped around her muzzle. A blink or two after the massive outburst, she shrugged and said, "What?! Somepony had to do it—Whoah!"
Applejack shoved her out of the way and floated in Fluttershy's face. "What in tarnation do ya mean 'somethin' deep in Darkreach has awoken?'"
"You didn't sense anything before, darling!" Rarity exclaimed. "Why are you suddenly sensing it now?!"
"I... I-I don't know..." Fluttershy trembled, receding from the group.
"Fluttershy..." Applejack rested a gentle hoof on her ghostly shoulder. "We ain't mad at you. We're... well... we're just tryin' to understand..."
"Did something climb up from underneath us?" Twilight remarked, eyes wide. "Perhaps... a hidden tunnel system? Lying beneath the Darkreach that the Emeraldinians carved?"
Fluttershy shook her head. "This life that I'm sensing has always been here. And it's somewhere beneath us. It always has been. Unless..." She cast a worried look towards Rarity. "...there's another way into the colony than through the top of the mesa?"
Rarity shook her head, muzzle agape.
"Just how far away is it?" Applejack asked.
"Mrmmmm..." Fluttershy's ears folded. "About six stories? Nearly seven?" She looked at Rainbow. "It's at the very bottom chambers of the facility."
Wildcard had noticed Rainbow's pale reaction to the news. He craned his neck with intense concern.
"Rainbow...?" Ariel stammered. "Is everything alright over there?"
Rainbow held a hoof up without looking. "I'll get back to you in a sec!"
"Huh???" Ariel blinked.
"The Hell is going on?" Logan asked.
"Fluttershy..." Rainbow's brow furrowed. "Are you sure it's not Discord?"
"Is what Discord?" Logan burped. Flynn lightly smacked him to be quiet.
"If he's anchored to you, Rainbow, then he wouldn't be able to go that far of a distance," Fluttershy said. "None of us can."
"Well, he's the lord of chaos!" Applejack spoke with a shrug. "Who knows what he'd be capable of doing!"
"For that matter, Applejack..." Twilight drifted closer. "Who knows what anything on this side of the Plane can be capable of doing." She looked at Fluttershy. "Maybe Fluttershy can't sense any living thing on the Dark Side unless it gets within a certain proximity?"
"I... I don't think it's that," Fluttershy said, shaking her head. "I'm telling you, it's... it's as if something has woken up." She gulped. "And it's moving... very very slowly..."
"How big is it?" Pinkie asked.
"I don't know."
"Is it alone?"
"I... I think so..."
"Is it bad? Is it a meanie head?"
Fluttershy bit her lip.
"I don't think that's Fluttershy's department," Twilight said. She looked at Applejack. "AJ?"
"I... I'm plum flabbergasted, Twilight. Reckon I dun feel a thang." She looked back at the ghostly unicorn. "How about you?"
Twilight sighed. "I'm not sensing anything new on the magical scale."
"What if we got closer to whatever it is?" Pinkie suggested.
"Eeeugh!" Rarity shivered all over. "Heaven forbid! Whatever's sleeping down there—best to let it lie!"
"Rarity..." Twilight made a face. "It's closed off. The only way for it to go out is through us."
"Sooner or later, we're gonna have to bump uglies!" Pinkie said. A beat. "Heads! Ugly heads is wh-what I meant!" She smiled, blushing.
"Whatever it is... it's not very strong," Fluttershy said. "I don't know if we should be that concerned—"
"Fluttershy, until just a few seconds ago, you couldn't even sense the thing's existence," Twilight said. "If it's a creature born on the Dark Side, it's quite possible that chaos has been masking it from you. Who knows just how strong it could possibly be?"
Fluttershy gulped.
"Flutters..." Rainbow clenched her teeth. "Are we sure...?"
Fluttershy nodded her head. "You're the best Discord-detector we have, Rainbow. Not me."
Silence.
"Rrainbow One?" Kepler craned his neck. "Some clarrification would be parramount."
Rainbow took a deep breath. She spun to face the Herald. "Fluttershy senses something beneath us... inside Darkreach."
Ariel's voice cracked. "What?!"
"Like what kind of 'something?'" Logan raised an eyebrow. "An animal? A monster? Soap scum? What?"
"She isn't certain," Rainbow said. "She only knows that it's... 'woken up' just now and it's slowly wandering about the corridors about seven stories beneath us."
Ariel jerked away from the ground. With squirming hooves, she flapped her wings and hovered in the center of the common room.
"This place has been closed up forr untold yearrs," Kepler murmured. "If something's down therre... still alive... then it must have a most peculiarr metabolism."
"Could..." Ariel turned to look at the others. "...could it be one of the surviving Emeraldinians?"
"Pffft. I doubt it. But perhaps..." Flynn's eye-lense rotated as he said, "...whatever is responsible for the colonists having disappeared?"
A cold shudder ran through the group. The manalights flickered as Onyxxus kept speaking to the walls.
"Do you truly... honestly believe this mare...?"
The group turned towards the cold voice.
Seraphimus sat with as much dignity as she could muster while manacled to the pipework at the far end of the chamber. "She speaks to shadows and empty air. Her mind is a fractured mess that she shares with unseen phantoms." Her hawkeyes narrowed. "And you put your trust in her wild delusions?"
"You shut up," Logan said, pointing. "If Rainbow says there's something down below us, lurking about—"
"—you will be consumed," Seraphimus hissed. "And not by her."
"You don't know anything," Ariel grumbled.
"I know that each and every one of us is dead," Seraphimus calmly replied. She glared. "And following her lead will only quicken such doom."
"And I'd bet you'd sign up for that, huh?!" Ariel frowned, planting her hooves on her hips. "You think you're so smart—how about we toss you down seven stories and see if whatever's down there thinks you're such a deliciously funny chicken!"
"Ariel, shut up," Rainbow said.
"Yes, Dash," Ariel squeaked, hugging herself.
Rainbow marched firmly through the group. "Whatever's down there, it's something we gotta deal with. I'm not about to play it off. Let's root it out now. Get it over with." She looked across the way. "Flynn?"
"Yo."
"You spent all of eternity getting the manabatteries of this place to sing again. Stay here and look after the leylines. Go no deeper than the generator room one floor below. We're going to need the lights on if we're gonna flush this hobbling crudsicle out."
"Uhhhhhhhh—sure!" Flynn gulped and nodded. "Sure thing!"
Rainbow swiveled about. "Kepler."
"Sisterr?"
"Stay here with Flynn. But—more importantly—I want you guarding her." Rainbow turned to point at Seraphimus. "Can't afford to keep our eyes on the true prize."
"Arre you cerrtain you do not wish me to venturre downstairrs?" Kepler gestured with his wings. "I've got claws!"
"Yeah, but your brain bone's sharper. Stay here with Flynn and the chicken."
"Ach! Rright you arre."
"Now for the rest of us..." Rainbow turned to face the remainder. "Let's form up. Mmmmmmm... two pairs."
With a scraaaaaaaaaaaping sound, Wildcard siftly strafed until he stood resolutely at Rainbow's side.
"... ... ..." Rainbow blinked. "Whelp. That's decided."
Chiiiiiiing! Logan was already brandishing his axe as he stood next to Ariel. "Didn't you say that there were at least three sets of descending stairwells?"
"True. We'll take the opposite ones." Rainbow looked at Flynn. "Can you and Keps keep an eye on the center path?"
"Totally."
"Good. We could descend in three groups, but I sure as heck aren't about to split us up individually."
Logan shrugged. "Might be the only way track this bugger down."
"Not unless we absolutely have to." Rainbow pointed at Ariel and Logan. "Stay. Together." She looked over her shoulder. "Double-yoo?"
Wildcard nodded. Cl-Clakkka! With Bard's staff extended, he made swiftly for the furthest stairwell.
"How... uh..." Ariel called out as Rainbow and the Desperado scampered off. "...how will we communicate?"
"Very very stupidly!" Rainbow hollered back. "Or not at all!"
Ariel nodded back. "Okay. Okay, good!" She grimaced as she looked to Logan. "Sooooooooooo... 'we made it alive as far as Darkreach,' huh?"
"Girl, if you're keeping tabs of this shit, you won't last another second."
"Jee, thanks for the confidence, partner."
"Anytime." Logan marched down the nearby steps. "Now keep your girly butt behind me."
Ping(!) Ping(!) Ping(!) Ping(!)
With scuffling hooves, Rainbow Dash slid onto the top platform of a steep, winding stairwell. She pressed a hoof to her pendant and shone a ruby spotlight diagonally donward. Within half-a-second, Wildcard posed beside her, brandishing the staff.
The crimson light illuminated empty space... pale steps and dead gray walls. An ambiant hush echoed up the vertical chamber, and desolate fuzziness ate at the black edges of the spotlight's penumbra.
Wildcard stared and stared. He cocked his gaze slightly to the side as his goggles devoured all the hidden details from the sparsely-lit environment. Then—when the Desperado felt it was "safe"—he motioned forward with his staff. Talons scraping, he descended the stairs before Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow held her breath. With flapping wings, she slowly followed the griffin's tail. Together, the two descended the winding stairwell and took their time turning around the ninety-degree corners.
Grunting.
Sweating and straining.
At long last, Logan shoved a rusted metal door all the way open. He used the blunt portion of his axe to push the lid deeply into its frame. As he took the moment to exhale, Ariel threaded through the lower corridor entrance. She held a magically-charged crystal that had essentially been tied to the end of a rusted stick. Wielding the makeshift torch, she waved it around until the light outlined a narrow hallway flanked by randomly open doors.
Half of the dozen-or-so lights were flickering. The voice of Onyxxus was a dull bass hum emanating from the floor above. The power wasn't completely reaching this place, and it kept the environment mostly dim.
Ariel got as good a survey of the landscape as she could manage. Exchanging glances with Logan, she then gestured down the corridor.
Logan heaved his axe and took point. He marched down the hallway... stopping at each door to collect his breath and then dash in front of the frame, his axe held high.
There was no sign of life—even as Ariel caught up and shone the light in. They tried chamber after chamber, prying open doors to small utility closets. The enchanted crystal illuminated metal tools, piles of junk, magical reagents, and partially disassembled weapons—but nothing alive and breathing.
So—with cautious breaths—Logan and Ariel shuffled along their way... eventually following a set of stairs leading down into the next underground story of the facility.
Wildcard and Rainbow Dash entered a large chamber. As they did so, Rainbow had to squint. The manacircuitry here was undamaged, and the leylines delivered full illumination to the ceiling lamps suspended above. As the subterranean world came back into focus, she and Wildcard found themselves shuffling down a wide-spaced storage compartment full of lockers, cages, and partially-damaged glass cases.
There was more than one dais projecting the hologram of Onyxxus here. The alicorn patriarch continued his recorded monologue, sincerely entreating generations of dead or lost souls. His voice echoed against dead walls as Wildcard and Rainbow Dash crept along.
Twilight Sparkle and the others stared at every piece of equipment. The room was full of storage devices in various states of disrepair. Applejack floated past a metal locker overflowing with a colony of mushrooms. Rarity gawked at a dull pile of strange red crystals. Pinkie Pie cocked her head at the sight of a glass cage filled with thick, white, fibrous strands—like ancient silk.
Rainbow Dash blinked. She approached a cage in the center of the room. It contained the cartileginous skeleton of a large creature. Judging from the triangular wingflaps and elongated tail, it resembled a stingray... but it also possessed a skull with gaping fangs and multiple eyeholes.
The next cage was stranger. Even Wildcard was possessed with the urge of staring at it: a large spiraling conkle shell resting on a dusty pile of organic refuse.
All of the ghostly mares looked at Fluttershy.
She stared straight back, her face full of mixed surprised and guilt. She could only shrug and tremble.
Applejack patted her shoulder while Pinkie Pie floated close to nuzzle the pegasus.
Composing herself, Fluttershy took a deep breath and gestured towards the next stairwell.
Rainbow Dash signaled Wildcard, and the two approached the distant chamber... passing under the translucent gaze of an extinct alicorn.
A distorted projection of Onyxxus shone sideways, flickering in and out of existence from where its dais had fallen over to the side along with an assorted pile of scattered junk. Logan and Ariel trotted straight through the image... and they emerged to find a dimly-lit room full of desks, cabinets, and mold-strewn tomes.
The two Heraldites froze in place. Ariel shone her light around while Logan's gaze danced across multiple exits on the far side.
At last, it was Ariel who took the initiative. She slowly flew forward, checking every corner and obstruction. When she determined the coast was clear, she made her way to a round-shaped desk situated towards the distant corner of the room. She saw dozens upon dozens of scattered notes. Most of the papers had withered to pulp over time... but a few of the documents were still intact. What's more, she discovered etched slabs of metal evidently used to preserve information for future use.
Logan shuffled up and watched over the pegasus. His presence gave her license to peruse some of the material.
Ariel's fetlocks ran through sheets of paper. She held up what appeared to be a map of Darkreach, the mesa, and the environment surrounding. One side of the map was marked by the "Alpha" signal and another labeled with "Omega." Towards the "Omega" side, she saw a broad area outlined with a circle. There were words—neatly written in archaic font—but they clearly read: "Once a forest. Now gone."
Her brow furrowed. There was a rustling sound. She and Logan jolted in place—only to realize it was a glitch in the holographic projection. Onyxxus would occasionally flicker and re-orient himself to continue the recorded message throughout the colony.
Catching her breath, Ariel rummaged through a few more papers. She found another map—wider this time—and towards the "Omega" side there was the illustration of a crescent moon. This symbol was accompanied by a frantically written word in all capital letters: "BLOODWINGS."
Chewing on her lip, Ariel flipped to another sheet. It was an illustration—of what, she couldn't initially determined. Logan looked over his shoulder. With a breathy whistle, he reached in and re-oriented the paper in Ariel's hooves until it became clear. They were looking at a skyline. Tall spires, jagged steeples, and spacious balconies formed a pale silhouette against black charcoal scrapings. Then—beneath the illustration—there was the alpha symbol along with a calmly-etched word: "Spindlers."
Logan and Ariel could have searched more, but now wasn't the time. With dutiful breaths, they abandoned the archives... then made for the far end of the chamber. After much deliberating, they chose one of the multiple stairwells... and descended to the next lower floor.
Minutes passed.
Rainbow and Wildcard didn't know it, but they were making faster time than the other group. It also helped that the deeper they went, the smaller and sparser the rooms and corridors of Darkreach were.
Until they got to the very bottom floor. Here... they encountered the largest chamber of the colony yet. The lights were miniscule here—spread out in such a way that their pale glow scarcely illuminated the black industrial mechanisms that loomed everywhere. Rainbow knew it wasn't the generator room, and yet there was a bevy of moving parts, dangling chains, and rotating fans. The place had a neverending bass hum to it that drowned out the now-indiscernible words of Onyxxus' projection.
"I think I'm starting to understand," Twilight Sparkle blurted out, startling the other girls. "Why aren't we suffocating or dying of heatstroke right now?"
"Twilight, darlin'?" Applejack tilted her hat back as she gazed nervously at the looming bulwarks of the chamber. "Reckon this ain't a good time for riddles."
Twilight shook her head and smiled at the rest. "This is the ventilation system. See those pipes?" She pointed up at a series of metal tubes and elongated vents that stretched across the ceiling. "I'm willing to bet that they run through the mesa and open to spots along the lateral sides of the outer mesa. This whole room at the base of Darkreach is for filtering air throughout the facility and cooling its inhabitants!"
"Yes, Twilight, I do concur," Rarity muttered. "But Applejack has a point."
"We checked all the other rooms!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "What we're looking for has got to be in here!"
Rainbow Dash merely looked at Fluttershy. Unlike Rainbow's friends, the petite pegasus didn't have the luxury of vocalizing.
Fluttershy looked back. "It's... it's definitely in here... somewhere..."
"Can ya pinpoint it, sugarcube?"
Fluttershy gulped. "I'm sorry..." Her eyes teared up slightly. "No more than I could pinpoint the organic fossils we found a few stories above us. I d-don't know what's wrong with me on the Dark Side! It's... it's like I'm so useless—"
"Shhhhhh..." Applejack comforted her. "You ain't useless, Fluttershy."
"You just have a new set of challenges!" Twilight said hoarsely. "We all do!"
"Yeah!" Pinkie nodded. "I haven't had an explosion of Pinkie sense since we left the Light Side!" Right as she said that, her tail curled up—as did her ears. "Whoaaaaaaaah..."
"!!!" Rainbow Dash tensed up. This startled Wildcard, who held Bard's staff up high and overshadowed her, protectively.
"Pinkie...?" Twilight exhaled as she and the mares gaped at her.
"I... I-I've never felt that one before!" Pinkie blinked back at Twilight. "Although... somehow it seems like I was supposed to..."
"Can you describe the sensation?"
"It's... it's like I'm looking at a shattered mirror... and a thousand pinkie eyes are all looking back. But—like—none of them are meeting my gaze exactly..."
Fluttershy merely shivered.
"Twilight?" Rarity looked over. "Are you sensing anything?"
"If Fluttershy can't and Pinkie Pie can't, then—"
"Just concentrate, darling. There must be more to this for you as well as for them!"
Twilight Sparkle clenched her eyes shut. Her horn shimmered as she focused... focused...
Wildcard looked anxiously in Rainbow's direction. The mare held a gentle hoof up for him to "be patient."
"Mmmmmm..." Twilight's eyes darted and rotated under her ghostly lenses. "Mmmmmm... a candle... beneath a veil..." Her ears folded back. "... ... ...smoke descending... going backwards into a blaze..."
"Ooooooh..." Pinkie grinned from ear to ear. "Spoopy!"
"Twilight..." Applejack floated closer. "T'ain't like you to speak like a soothsayer. Is what we're dealin' with magical or not?"
Twilight reopened her eyes. "Definitely... definitely so..." She looked at Rainbow. "Just like Pinkie, I feel like I'm familiar with it too."
Rainbow was silent.
"Mmmm... the Vanilla Zone?" Fluttershy spoke up.
The other mares looked at her.
She looked back. "Maybe we've sensed this before... but from the Vanilla Zone?"
Applejack scratched her head. She looked at Rainbow.
Rainbow sighed. She lowered her head—as well as her voice—and spoke barely above a whisper: "Can all of you... with your muddied senses combined... give me a general direction for finding this thing...?"
The mares huddled close together.
"We can certainly try," Twilight said. She looked over. "Pinkie? Fluttershy?"
"I think it'sssssssss..." Pinkie's tail uncurled as she nodded with her head. "Thattaways!"
"I... I'm not so sure..." Fluttershy murmured. "I think Pinkie's off..."
"How about..." Twilight held her hoof up. "...we all point to where each of us sense it?"
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie reluctantly nodded. Then—with nervous motions—they pointed their fetlocks out.
Twilight cleared her throat and did the same.
Rainbow watched her three friends' hooves. Indeed, each was pointing in a different direction... but she could ascertain a vague angle to take the next step. She patted Wildcard on the shoulder. When the Desperado looked her way, she gestured... then trotted slowly ahead.
Wildcard followed suit... silent as a shadow.
Together, the pair passed by rows and rows of humming metal machinery. The rotating shadows of large rusted fans broke the dim lights above. Moisture dripped from multiple suspended pipes, and the recently reactivated manacircuitry heated up a few portions of the ventilation system... so that steam vented in random spots, making portions of the chamber more obscured than the rest.
Rainbow didn't bother looking at the industrial nonsense in front and above her. She didn't have to. Her eyes remained locked on her friends... and she studied the changing angles of Twilight's, Fluttershy's, and Pinkie's forelimbs.
Before long, the fetlocks of all three mares converged into one specific direction.
Rainbow Dash stopped in place—as did Wildcard. Both looked straight ahead.
That spot of the chamber was divided by rows of massive rusted shelves—storing countless metal crates full of supplies and tools for maintaining the ventilation system and equipment in the floors above. It was like gazing into a pitch black metal forest.
"Twilight... Pinkie..." Rainbow gulped, leaning aside as she whispered: "Fluttershy, is it there...?"
"Yes, Rainbow," Fluttershy coldly murmured.
Rainbow's eyes darted to her.
She looked back. "This time I am sure of it."
"There's... some magical phenomenon situated in fr-front of us," Twilight managed. "I wish I could explain it."
"Never mind explaining!" Pinkie's teeth chattered as her tail and ears curled again. "Let's go and squash this thingy already!"
"Or—maybe—not squash?" Applejack said with a frown. She looked at Rainbow. "Darlin', I'm not sure what I'm sensin' myself... but whatever's lurkin' there sure as hay ain't malicious."
"How can we be sure of that?" Twilight hissed.
Silence.
Wildcard looked at Rainbow, then back into the shadows.
"Rarity..." Rainbow whispered aside. "Is... is it cornered?"
"No, Rainbow," Rarity said, shaking her head. "I was about to say—there's an out." She pointed. "The shelves end about four meters from the furthest wall."
"Maybe... uhm..." Fluttershy stroked her bangs aside. "...if you and Wildcard surround it—"
"Right." Rainbow nodded. She gave a breathy whistle and gestured Wildcard closer. "Dude..." She murmured, pointing down the aisle. "It's right in front of us. Between these two shelves. If one of us goes around and comes up the backside..."
Wildcard was already nodding. He shouldered Bard's staff, held his breath...
...and darted off into the shadows without a sound.
Rainbow Dash blinked.
"Whelp!" Pinkie shrugged. "So much for picking straws!"
"He's going around to the opposite side!" Fluttershy squeaked. "Rainbow, it's now or never."
"Be careful, Rainbow...!" Twilight insisted.
"Uh huh..." Rainbow took a deep breath. One hoof after another, she approached the dark throat of the metal aisle in front of her. Tall, looming shelves full of discarded equipment lingered on every side. The air was dense, misty, and filled with a pungent odor that grew even thicker as Rainbow drew herself forward. "Psssst! Hey!"
Her marefriends winced.
Nevertheless, Rainbow bravely continued: "Whoever you are..." Rainbow approached the darkness. She spoke louder to be heard above the hum of rotating fans high above. "...we know you're there. We're..." She gulped. "...we're not going to hurt you."
Silence.
Darkness.
Odor.
Rainbow slowed her trot, shuffling forward on three limbs as she raised a fourth to her pendant. "Show yourself..." The ruby glow in front of her intensified, piercing the steam. "...you're not helping anything by hiding. I dunno how long you've been in this place, but if you need somepony to talk to—"
The crimson light glinted off a pair of mechanical lenses.
"...!" Rainbow Dash jerked to a stop. She ceased moving... breathing...
"Dashie?" Pinkie asked.
"Guh...!" Twilight grimaced. "A surge!"
"Rainbow..."
Rarity and Applejack gasped upon hearing a deep, female voice emanating from the shadows.
"Rainbow Dash..."
Shuffling hooves.
Rattling metal ringlets.
Rainbow Dash stood dead still... even as her ears tickled with the approaching hoofsteps.
The first thing to materialize was a swath of crimson braids... followed by a series of metal plugs... glinting like birthed stars. "Rainbow Dash... I waited so... so long for you since you left..." The mechanical lenses pistoned inward as the mare's ears drooped. Her muzzle formed a bittersweet smile as a mechanical tail twisted and curled behind her. "At last... nothing can ever hold us apart..."
A whimper escpaed Rainbow's lips, sincere and vulnerable: "Roarke...?"
Familiar Change of Pace
"Please... don't be sad..." The metal mare murmured, lingering in the aisle. She tried to stand up straight, but a strange tick rippled through her features. Her scarlet braids danced as she teetered to the left... then to the right. "Even though we both know... you secretly enjoy the release..." A tender smile. Her eye-lenses whurred. "...I would give anything... anything just to hear you laugh again."
"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Applejack squinted.
"Who in blazes is this?" Rarity stammered.
"Did she say 'Roarke?'" Twilight remarked.
Rainbow said nothing. She remained locked in place, her heart thudding within her petite chest.
The mare came closer—growing in both size and proximity. "Did you find what you were looking for beyond the Grand Choke?" She murmured. She wheezed. "Belle... Kera... Pilate... they are all waiting to see you..."
"'Roarke?'" Pinkie raised an eyebrow. "Who's 'Roarke'...?"
"If..." The metal mare extended a trembling hoof. "...you would just come with me..." Roarke's smile grew wider. More tender. The ringlets of her mane added heavenly percussion to her gentle voice: "...we can just... lie together... and share our thoughts and fears... in the hammock. Like we used to..."
Fluttershy knowingly glanced towards her anchor. "Rainbow Dash..."
But Rainbow was already shivering. With a frown. "You... you are not Roarke..."
"What's goin' on?" Applejack stammered. "I'm... I'm so confused—"
"Rainbow, she's getting closerrrrr," Twilight droned.
Rainbow's eyes fell. Beyond the metal mare's legs, she saw residue lining the metal floor... a viscous, slimy material that spread up the rusted shelf looming above them. Like a web.
"I... know I never cared much for the breeders and their faith in the 'Spark,'" the mare said. She teetered again. Her head ducked into shadows, and when it came back the metal lenses were gone... replaced by ice-blue eyes brimming with tears. "But I would give anything, Rainbow, to be called your 'beloved.' Just once..."
"Stop it..." Rainbow snarled.
"Just once, Rainbow, please..." She stumbled closer, nearly sobbing. "Please."
"I said..." Rainbow leaned back, clenching her teeth. "Back off! You are not who you say you are—!"
"Y'know, does it really matter?"
Deep chuckles.
Goat hair.
Breathless, Rainbow glanced to her right.
A shiny pile of brass pipes reflected dragon skin and eagle claws.
"This is likely your last chance at happiness, Sparky. So why not give in?"
Rainbow's blood ran cold as the world around her went silent—all but his voice.
A pair of red-on-yellow eyes peered back at her from the reflection. "And just what are you going to tell the freckled goddess now, hmmmm? Heh heh heh..."
His chuckles dissipated, replaced by the frantic shrieks of her friends.
"Dashie! Move!"
"Look out, sugarcube!"
"!!!" Rainbow Dash jerked her head forward to see the metal mare outright charging her. She flinched—too late to dodge.
Thwoooosh! A metal bo-staff caught the figure beneath Roarke's chin. She gasped for breath... being jerked back in the vice-grip of a griffin from behind. Wildcard held the metal mare at bay, throwing his weight against her flank.
"Wildcard!" Rainbow stumbled, catching her breath. She pointed with her hoof. "Wait—"
"Mrmmmff..." The mare in the Desperado's grip looked over her shoulder. "Dubya?"
Wildcard's goggles rattled in surprise.
A blink. Roarke's voice deepened. "You dun goofed, mofo." In a green flash, Bard materialized backwards with a savage uppercut to the griffin's beak. WHAM!
Wildcard flew back—only to be jerked in place by the stallion's grip of the other end of the staff.
"Dayum chatterbox," Bard spat. He stomped his hoof down over his end of the staff, knocking it out of Wildcard's grip. "Takes two hooves to hold it." WHUD! He slammed the opposite end between Wildcard's legs. "And two of somethin' else to use it!"
Wildcard fell over in a meaty slump.
Bard loomed over him, twirling the staff with his forelimbs and wings. "You enjoyin' the grind without me?!" He hissed, frothing with anger. "Lemme learn ya the proper thang to do now you've cast off the dead weight!" Growling, he raised the staff to slam down over Wildcard's midsection—
WHUMP! Rainbow barrel into him. "Mrmmmf!"
"Guh!" Bard dropped the staff altogether as he rolled across the floor. Hard crusted slime and the remnants of a hollow egg shattered to bits as Rainbow's spotlight revealed the rest of the aisle. "Grnnngh..." Bard pushed himself up off the floor, his limbs bending at unnatural angles. "Dammit... rrrrnkkg—Rainbow..." He shrank to an orange shadow, hissing. Sobbing. "Always thinking with your skull!" Scootaloo shrieked, then enlarged once again into a Searonese phantom. "Never with your heart!" Roarke charged her at full force.
"Rainbow, get away from it—!" Rarity shouted.
"No!" Rainbow charged Roarke head-on. "Don't you—"
Fwooooosh! Feathered wings spread. Gilda glided clearly over Rainbow Dash's reach. She landed on yellow hooves. With a breath, Bellesmith galloped swiftly into the shadows of Darkreach.
"Dang it!" Rainbow hissed. "Dang it dang it dang it!"
"Rainbow, I don't understand!" Rarity exclaimed.
"Who in the hay was that pony?!" Applejack stammered.
"That's no pony!" Rainbow rushed over to Wildcard and helped him up to his talons. "Mrmmff... it's a changeling!"
Twilight did a double-take. "That's a changeling!"
"Uh... duh," Pinkie Pie belched.
"Why is it running away from us?" Fluttershy stammered.
"Because it just gathered strength, and now it's drawn to its mother!" Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "Tchern!" She forced Wildcard to move with her, picking up Bard's staff along the way. "And if it gets close enough to her, the entire Hive will know that we're here! In Darkreach!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhh poop," Pinkie squeaked.
"Come on!" Rainbow and Wildcard picked up speed, galloping into the shadows. "We gotta catch that bug!"
Who Doesn't Like Change?
Ariel scuffled to a stop. She turned around, shining her torch on Logan and the dimly-lit storage room behind him.
"Did you hear that?" she stammered.
"Hear what?"
"It..." Ariel's brow furrowed. "It sounded like somepony's voice..."
Logan gestured at the flickering, static image of Onyxxus in the corner of the room. "You sure it wasn't this exhilarating motherbucker?"
"Hmmmmmmfff..." Ariel's nostrils flared. "I dunno. This one sounded more desperate... high pitched..." She pivoted once again, waving her torch towards the opposite end of the room. "...more adorable—"
"Ariel!"" Rainbow Dash hollered in her face.
"Gaaaaaaaa-beeeee-cheeeeee!" Ariel flailed wildly, dropping the torch. Before she could recover, a pair of blue forelimbs wrapped tighter around her.
"H-help me, Ariel!" Rainbow Dash sobbed, clinging to the mare. She buried her face in Ariel's fuzzy chest and stammered: "It's loose! It's after me!"
"Whoah...!" Logan flinched with his grip of the axe. "The Hell did you come from, Rainbow?" He craned his neck to look across the dimly-lit chamber. "Where's Double-Yoo?"
"Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh..." Rainbow Dash whimpered, hugging Ariel tighter. "I'm so scared. So friggin' scared. Ariel... Ariel y-you gotta save me..."
"It's... it's..." Ariel was short on breath. She reached a shaky hoof out and patted Rainbow's back. "It's going to be okay! I promise! What's the matter?" Despite her trembles, she narrowed her eyes and spoke firmly. "Is it Discord? Have your friends vanished again?"
"We have to get out of here." Rainbow gulped, grasping Ariel's shoulders as she gazed deeply into her eyes. "Just you and me."
"Wh-what?"
"Rainbow..." Logan squinted at her. "...the Hell is going on—?"
"Shut up! Just sh-shut up!" Rainbow hissed, tail flicking. She brought her muzzle so close to Ariel's face that they were practically nuzzling. "You love me, don't you?!"
Ariel's ears instantly folded as her eyes went wide. "I... I-I-I..."
"Then you'll do this for me! Please! Forget the others!"
"Okay..." Logan marched towards the pair. "Now I know that something's—"
"Get away from her!" a voice cracked from the distance.
Ariel and Logan instantly looked over.
Standing limply in the entrance to a stairwell were two figures. A thoroughly bruised Wildcard... and Rainbow Dash. The Desperado brandished Bard's staff while Rainbow pointed at Ariel and the doppelganger.
"It's a changeling! One of Tchern's! I... I-I think it just freshly hatched!"
Logan's face distorted into a grimace. "'Hatched?'"
"Hrshhhhhhhhhh..." Fangs protruded from the doppelganger's muzzle. She lifted a blue forelimb and—within seconds—it morphed into a bulbous husk of black chitin. Bright green flame billowed from within as she aimed the body part at Logan and—
POW!
—launched it at the stallion with a burst of emerald gas.
THOKKK! "Aaaugh!" Logan fell one way and his axe rattled in another.
"Big Show!" Ariel shrieked. At that very moment, the lopped-off limb of the creature narrowed into a tentacle that surrounded her neck three times. "Grkkkk!"
"No—!" Rainbow shouted from afar, wings flexing.
The doppelganger spun and morphed until she was positioned directly behind Ariel. With a tentacle wrapped around the mare's neck, the rest of her turned into an athletic old mare with a gray-streaked red mane. "Back off, creeps!" she spoke in a booming voice, dragging Ariel backwards. "You cannot have her!"
Ariel sputtered her breath. The pegasus' eyes teared up as she managed a mewling breath: "M-Mom...?"
"Dammit, Ariel..." Logan hissed. He struggled to get up as his body steamed in multiple places from the gaseous impact. "That freaky thing ain't your mom!"
Schiiing! Wildcard made to charge the creature from afar.
"Wait!" Rainbow anchored him in place by his tail. Swallowing, she slowly approached the metamorph from afar. "Don't do this, please..." She trotted underneath flickering lights and past the translucent mess that was Onyxxus' hologram. "I know what you are." She took a calm breath. "You're tired. You're hungry. You need emotions to sustain you—"
"You've put my daughter in danger," the mare seethed, her eyes changing color each time she glanced at a different Heraldite. Dragging Ariel with her, the creature made its way for a stairwell leading up the neck of Darkreach. "I'm taking her someplace where we'll be safe. Where we will be warm and secure!"
"Just minutes ago, you wanted to take me back to the hammock to cuddle forever."
The mare trembled at that. Her mane turned fully red for a moment, metal ringlets forming and dissolving.
Ariel glanced at the phenomenon through the corners of her twitching eyes. "Oh Goddess. What's happening—?"
"Stay calm, girl..." Rainbow looked at the metamorph's face again. "It's not me this is about... or your 'daughter.'" She shuffled to a stop, gesturing. "This is about your Mother, isn't it?"
The mare's muzzle grew black fangs for a fraction of a second. "Mother..."
"She left you here, didn't she?" Rainbow stared firmly at the creature. "Abandoned you. Planted commands in your head. Left you starving in a strange and unfamiliar place." She shook her head. "It wouldn't be the first time. It's... okay to be scared. But you don't have to be doing what you're doing right now."
"I... I must get my daughter somewhere safe..." The creature's face became an old mare's again. It leaned in to nuzzle Ariel's shoulder. "Mortuana should never have touched her. I never agreed to this..."
Ariel almost wretched.
"She... is not... your daughter..." Rainbow growled.
"Rnnnnngh..." Metal lenses flickered into place, pistoning savagely towards Rainbow as Roarke hissed, "And what do you know about family?! You could have died in peace! Loved and cared for! But you abandoned me!"
"Stop... grnnngh..." Logan hobbled onto all fours. "Trying to reason with the little crud!"
Rainbow's eyes darted from Logan back to Roarke. She frowned. "You...? You're going to lecture me on abandonment?" Rainbow gnashed her teeth as her voice took on a melodramatic tone: "Just like you talked Bellesmith into abandoning Kera at Lerris?!"
There was a masculine gasp. Stripes formed along Roarke's face, followed by a mohawk and skull plate. "Kera..." Milk-white eyes twitched as Pilate stammered, "Beloved, I-I never meant to..."
"Now, Wildcard!" Rainbow hollered. "It's blind—!"
With a breathy grunt, Wildcard flung his staff like a javelin.
Thwifffffffffft—!
Bard's weapon sang through the air, missed Ariel's skull by millimeters, and skewered Pilate's face straight through his jaw.
"Grkkkk!" The changeling flew back into the wall behind it, pinned to a mana-console by the staff. The leyline array was completely shattered by the impact.
"Ooomf!" Ariel fell to the ground, trembling all over.
In the meantime, Onyxxus' hologram completely vanished as multiple light fixtures sparked and ruptured.
Lights shorted out across the common room of Darkreach.
Kepler and Flynn spun about, eyeing the sudden energy shortage.
"Harrk!" Kepler gasped through his tusks. "What is trranspirring?!"
Sparks fell from mana consoles, littering the Verdestone mosaic and surrounding floorspace.
Seraphimus flinched from where she was chained to the pipework.
"Manafeedback!" Flynn stammered. "I think a leyline junction was damaged somewhere in the colony!"
"Does that mean a powerr rrupturre?!"
"Not if I can stop it!" Flynn galloped out of the flickering room. "I gotta get to the generator room!"
"I'll help you—!" Kepler rushed after him.
"No!" Flynn paused just long enough to point at Seraphimus. "Stay here! Guard her!"
"But—"
"Let me handle this! We can't leave her alone!"
As Flynn left, the wyvern shuffled nervously by himself in the center of the room.
Seraphimus' eyes narrowed as the environment around her grew dimmer and dimmer.
"Ariel!" Rainbow rushed to the pegasus' side. "Are you okay?"
"I... I..." Ariel grasped for her. She trembled in Rainbow's protective grip. Tears poured from her twitching eyes. "I feel..."
Rainbow squeezed her shoulders. "It was feeding on you. Don't worry. You're safe now—"
"Look!" Logan shouted.
Everyone spun to see...
...the changling's head splitting in two obsidian-colored lumps of chitin. With liquid grace, it slithered away from where the staff had impaled its skull to the mana array.
"That's..." Ariel's muzzle hung open, twisted. "...way goopier than I remembered."
"Mgrnnnghlllghhh..." The changeling rippled upwards, took on a quadruped form, and materialized just long enough to hiss at Rainbow with Gold Petals' face. "Hresssssssssh!"
"Oh buck you..." Rainbow sneered.
But instead of charging Rainbow, the creature morphed so that it was facing the opposite direction. In a blonde blur, Gold Petals galloped towards the nearest stairwell.
"Dammit!" Logan charged after the thing, dragging his axe.
"Big Show, wait!" Rainbow reached after him in vain. "Let's at least keep it alive so we can—"
Before she could finish that speech, the exiting changeling flung off its tail. The limb fell on the ground in the shape of a black husk and—PFFFFFFFT!—expelled noxious fumes throughout the room.
"Guh!" Logan scampered to a stop then frantically backtrotted. "Holy shit!"
"Poison g-gas!" Ariel stammered, clinging to Rainbow.
"Everypony..." Rainbow Dash dragged the two of them away. "Find an exit—!"
A shrill whistle.
Everyone looked over.
Wildcard was picking up Bard's staff beside the sparkling console. He pointed the weapon at the stairwell beside him. Just then, there was a bright red flash of overloading mana. With a mechanical groan, the door to the stairwell slid swiftly shut.
"Hurry!" Logan charged meatedly towards the closing exit. He slammed into Rainbow and Ariel, shoving them towards the door.
Wildcard ducked under. With the space available, he reached the staff out.
Rainbow dove forward. She gripped Ariel with one forelimb and reached for the staff with the other.
Wildcard yanked the two mares safely into the stairwell. However...
"Big Show!" Ariel's voice could be heard shrieking, then—THUDDD!
The door shut completely, locking the stallion inside the room with the spreading green gas.
"Rrrrrgh!" Logan kicked and punched and bucked at the door, but it wouldn't budge. He heard the two mares shouting his name from the other side. Gritting his teeth, he turned to look at the rest of the room.
Sparks flew as the other doors slammed shut. The noxious gas spread, making the chamber even dimmer... darker.
"Grnnngh... kaffff..." Logan coughed and sputtered. His angry eyes teared. "Oh yeah... kofff... this is hella sexy..."
Where's a Good Vacuum?
"Oh gosh! Oh gosh!" Ariel danced in place, her panicked muzzle illuminated by the glare of Rainbow's Element of Loyalty. "Big Show!" She bucked and kicked at the door. "Logan! Can you hear us?!"
"That room's filled with a poisonous fume," Rainbow stammered. She panted as she shone her light on the sealed edges of the doorframe. "The mana console shorting out must have triggered something in the wiring."
"Rainbow, darling, all of the doors on the other side are sealed!" Rarity exclaimed. "He truly is trapped in there!"
"H-he's still alive, though," Fluttershy exclaimed. "The gas hasn't gotten to him yet."
"But he is a mite bit panicky," Applejack added.
"There's got to be a way to get him out!" Twilight exclaimed.
"Think..." Rainbow gnashed her teeth, looking at the walls of the corridor, the doorframe, the walls again. "I just have to think..."
"Big Show! Wait up!" Pinkie Pie hollered, sticking her head through the doorframe. "Rainbow is thinking! We're gonna get you out of there!"
"He can't hear you, Pinkie!" Twilight growled.
"Well, it's the thought that counts!"
"Not unless your thoughts can outrun the poison trying to get into his lungs!"
Clankkk! Wildcard pressed the edge of Bard's staff to the bottom right corner of the door. Hissing under his beak, he strained and struggled to pry the thing open. Ariel frantically clutched a length of the metal bar and tried to assist the Desperado.
"Hmmmmm... uhmmmmm..." Rainbow's eyes twitched. "Rarity!"
"Gah!" The fashionista flinched in mid-air. "What?!"
"The ventilation system!" Rainbow gestured with a hoof. "Does it connect to that room?"
"Why... yes! At least three chutes' worth—"
"Okay. Okay! Idea time!" Rainbow sputtered.
"Talk to us, Rainbow!" Twilight exclaimed.
"Just a sec!" Rainbow twirled to face Wildcard and yanked the staff away. "Cut it out! That's not going to help!"
Wildcard merely gawked at Rainbow, goggles rattling.
"Wildcard, go after that changeling."
"What?!?" Ariel's voice cracked.
Rainbow ignored her. "I want you to fly up there and cut the shape-shifter off before it can reach Flynn, Kepler or—even worse—an exit." She punched the wall for emphasis. "We cannot let that thing get strong enough to fly back to its nest or this whole journey's flushed straight down Tchern's toilet!"
"But... but..." Ariel squirmed visibly. "What about Big Show—?"
"We're gonna help him out!" Rainbow kicked off the ground, spread her wings, and glided down the stairs of the descending corridor. "Follow me, girl! Wildcard—you've got your orders!"
Ariel and Wildcard exchanged glances.
"But... but..." Ariel spun and flew after the prismatic mare. "Rainbow—!"
"No butts!" Rainbow spat back. "Unless you intend to move it! Now follow me! Wildcard—!"
Swoooosh! The griffin was already ascending the stairwell in the opposite direction of the two ponies.
"Kaff! Koff! Grnnngh..."
Eyes tearing...
Teeth gnashing...
Logan fumbled his way towards the end of the chamber opposite of the source of the spreading fumes. Lights flickered overhead as he grabbed a metal shelf in his meaty fetlock and yanked the hulking thing over.
"Grnnnnnghhh!"
Th-Thud!
Boxes of equipment and tools scattered loudly across the floor.
Logan leaned over and rummaged through the mess of random materials. He had to squint to see through the surmounting green smoke.
"Grffff... unnngh..." He hissed and wheezed. "Goddess help me... kaff-kaff... get me through this and I'll never fart again..."
At last, he found something close to what he was looking for. At the bottom of a rusted container was a length of rags.
He yanked them off the floor, sliced them smaller with the edge of his axe, then fitted what was left over his muzzle. Tying the fabric behind his head, he fabricated a makeshift mask. Then—with slow and controlled breaths—he marched further away from the spreading fumes and approached a door.
Schiiiing!
He lifted his axe up high, held his breath, and—
CLANG!
Struck the door.
CLANG!
Again.
CL-CLAKKK!
And again.
Sparks flew and hot slivers of flint littered the floor.
The door refused to budge.
As the smoke around him grew denser and more pungent, Logan persisted in punishing the seal to his way out.
CLANG! THWACK! WHAM!
Ariel flapped her wings with greater and greater intensity to catch up with Rainbow Dash. Together, the two zipped in and around bulkheads and barreled down stairwells.
At last, they entered the largest room Ariel had seen in Darkreach.
"Whoah..." Ariel's eyes darted around. "Where are we?"
"The lowest room in Darkreach!" Rainbow exclaimed above the hum of twirling fans. "And the source of Darkreach's ventilation system!"
Ariel gasped. "Are you thinking we might be able to blow the poison out of the room he's in?"
"Yeah. Or suck. Whichever gives the gods of fate their jollies first." Rainbow hovered in place, staring at the widespread industrial mess. "Rarity! Can you sense the where the central power core of the ventilation system is?"
"Uhhhh..." Rarity gestured wildly at the grime and grease, barking: "Do any of these look like ballgowns to you?!"
Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Twilight!" She spun to face the ghostly mare in question. "Help me out here!"
"Rainbow, I..." Twilight grimaced. "I-I've never seen Darkstinian tech before... much less ancient Cylindrimanian tech! I wouldn't even know where to begin—"
"Yeah you do!" Rainbow floated closer to her. "You're our resident egghead! So hatch up something! I know you can come up with something! You've got... like... brain smarts!"
"Seems to be the best strategy we've got, sugarcube," Applejack said, also floating closer.
Twilight took a deep, deep breath. "... .... ...okay. Help me look for a singular spot where all of the ventilation pipes funnel to."
"I can do that!" Rarity said, her horn glowing.
"Meanwhile, I'll sense where the leylines are most densely interconnected..."
"Rainbow...?" Ariel mewled.
"Just hold up, girl!" Rainbow exclaimed. "The girls are doing their work!"
"I-I'm not sure Logan can hold up," Ariel said.
Rainbow bit her lip. Above her, the lights flickered...
Poison Party in Darkreach
Sw-Sw-Swoosh!
Wildcard flew up every ascending stairwell he could find. It was far from a straightforward journey. For a colony carved by alicorns, the interior of Darkreach was far from simple in design. There was no single stairwell leading up the entire depth of the facility. Wildcard found himself having to make lateral detours across storage compartments and living quarters in order to find the next shaft that would take him further upwards.
It occurred to him that he could be checking every room he sped through for the changeling. However, Rainbow Dash had given him one specific task. If he had any hope of blocking the changeling's exit, he had to reach the exit first. Speed was more important than scrutiny, and the Desperado sliced through the wind like it was butter.
The entire time, the lights of the colony were flickering. Wildcard's lenses reflected a dimmer and dimmer environment as the power grid of the place suffered rippling bands of manafeedback. Clenching his beak, he crossed another threshhold and ascended the next stairwell within sight.
"Rrrrngh... come on..."
Flynn scampered back and forth across the generator room far above Logan, Ariel, and Rainbow Dash. He was levitating fresh crystals and inserting them one after another into the power core looming above. However—for every shard that he slid in—a previously placed one burnt out as the leylines continued overloading throughout the facility.
"Buck me sideway!" Flynn hissed. His glowing horn glinted off the metal surfaces of the place as he snatched yet another half-dozen shards from their containment. "Like playing tic-tac-toe with melting ice!" He shoved the crystal array up into the core and delicately rotated them in a desperate attempt to redirect the sparkling manabursts. "Why couldn't we come to the Dark Side to salvage a refrigerator full of cold ones?! Goddess..."
Around that moment, Flynn's ear twitched to the sound of a loud buzzing sound emanating from a nearby console. He looked over to see the lower portion of a crude map of Darkreach flashing bright red.
"... ... ...what the Hell is going on down in ventilation?"
"Rainbow!" Twilight hissed. "For the last time! Stop yanking random levers!"
"Grnngh!" Rainbow yanked a random lever. The pipework and fans above her rattled and groaned. "I-I figured that if we both worked at the same time, then our brain bones could meet in the center—!"
"You're not helping things!" Twilight's voice cracked as she frowned. "I'm trying to concentrate on where the central power station is and you're not—"
"Over there!" Rarity exclaimed, pointing a dainty hoof.
Rainbow spun. Her and her friends' eyes fell on a circular arrangement of metal podiums lingering beneath a giant brass knot of conjoined pipes.
"That's it!" Rarity said. "I'm sure of it!"
"Well, Twilight?" Applejack asked. "Do them leyline thingamajiggers coincide with that hot metal mess?"
Twilight's eyes narrowed. Her horn glowed brighter... and at last she blurted: "Yes! That must be it!"
"Wowie..." Pinkie blinked at the six podiums forming a circle. "Kinda obvious when you look at it, huh?"
"Whatever!" Rainbow zipped over to the consoles in a blue blur. "Step one complete!"
"Huh?" Ariel rushed to join her. "Did they find it?"
"I hope so. This makes for a lousy vomitorium." Rainbow hovered in place while grasping a console. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." She blinked at no less than thirty buttons and levers on her podium alone. "... ... ... ..." She looked at Twilight. "Help?"
"Okay okay..." Twilight rubbed her two hooves nervously together. "I'm thinking..."
"Well think faster!" Rainbow barked. "Logan's been in there long enough!"
"Speaking of which..." Applejack woefully glanced at Fluttershy.
Fluttershy gulped. "He's not doing well..."
"RRRRRRRRGH!" Logan slammed the door with his axe.
CLANNNNNG!!!
"Hrrnnnghhhh!" He spat into his mask-rag and swung again.
THUDDDDD!!!
The door was scratched, marred, and thoroughly dinted. But it wouldn't budge from its frame.
"Come onnnnn!"
WHAMMMMMM!
"Damn... stupid—koff—door!"
CL-CLANNNG!
"Who's your daddy?!?"
THUDDD!
"Kaff-Kaff... Monkey wants the star banana of happiness!"
WHUDDD!
Poisonous green mists rose around him... collecting over his skull as he swung and swung his axe—
"Rainbow...!" Ariel waved her hoof from the podium opposite the mare.
"Not right now!" Rainbow hunched under flickering lights, her eyes scrambling over the array of instruments beneath her. "Which buttons control the ventilation speed... the fans... anything?!"
"But Rainbow—"
"Just gimme a sec!"
"Ungh..." Ariel pointed at an orange button lit-up on the corner of her podium. "This thing looks important!"
"I-I don't think just one button is going to help us vent the gas in Logan's room—"
"No, I swear I saw these in all the other stories above us!" Ariel slapped her hoof over the instrument in question. A crackling noise lit up the air around them.
Rainbow flinched. "... ... ...the buck did you do?"
"SCRKKKKK—the buck did you do?"
Flynn did a double-take. Sweating, he paused in levitating manacrystals and looked over his shoulder.
A small orange button was flashing on a console in the far corner of the generator room. A porous black panel was vibrating, generating speech: "Rainbow, if I could bet my bits on it, I'd say this was an intercom system of sorts—"
Flynn rushed over, floating the crystals along with him. He practically dove, slapping his hoof over the orange button. "It is! It is! This is Flynn! What in Goddess' name is going on down there, you two?!"
"Scrkkk—The leylines of Darkreach are going haywire!"
Ariel and Rainbow mutually gasped, sharing shocked expressions.
"... ... ...I could kiss you," Rainbow droned.
Ariel's ears twitched. "Could you really—?"
Fwooosh! Rainbow shot over and levitated right beside Ariel, lowering her muzzle to the console where Ariel's hoof was still pressed to the lit orange button. "Flynn! Logan's in trouble! We need to vent the room he's in! How do I power the ventilation system!"
"Wait... Big Show's what?! Did you find the creature down there—?"
"Yes! We found the changeling! It's heading upstairs! I sent Wildcard after it—"
"Scrkkk! Huh?! Changeling?!?"
"Dang it, Flynn! I need your help!" Rainbow frowned. "We need to juice up the fans down here! Pronto!"
"Okay... okay... uhm..."
"Do you have any idea whatsoever how we can churn up the air flow—?"
"Red and yellow levers!"
"Huh?!"
"Red and yellow levers! They're all over the place here in the generator room. Yanking them one after another seems to activate power flow!"
Rainbow and Ariel looked at the six metal podiums situated in a circle. Indeed, there were matching levers glinting in the sporadic manalight from above.
"But I've been having a Hell of a time trying to get the entire place from losing power! There's some manafeedback going on and I'm afraid—"
"Just keep the juice going long enough for us to crank up the air!"
"But that might overload the core entirely! We'll go dark!"
"For Logan's sake, it's a risk we're going to have to take! Now walk us through it!"
"Hurry up, Rainbow Dash!" Fluttershy exclaimed, wringing her fetlocks. "He hasn't much time left!"
"What about the changeling?" Pinkie Pie asked, glancing at everypony else. "Am I the only crazy mare wondering where it went off to?!"
Counter Clockwise or Bust
Wildcard stopped flying.
He hadn't reached the topmost floor of Darkreach yet. Far from it; he still had about two stairwell flights left to go.
However...
Upon reaching a long, narrow corridor full of doorways...
...he detected a continuous thumping sound coming from the far end. It turned out that the passage leading to the next set of stairs had been blocked off when the manafeedback rippled through the compound. A door had slammed shut, and a figure shifted in the shadows, habitually banging and slamming against the unexpected barricade.
Th-thunk! Thump! Thud!
Wildcard took a long, cool breath.
Holding the staff under his right wing, he slithered forward on three limbs—careful not to hobble and accidentally make the unmistakable sound of footfall.
Meanwhile, the shadow kept stirring. The noise of banging metal intensified.
At last, Wildcard was within two leaps' distance.
The movement up ahead ceased altogether.
"... ... ..." The Desperado froze in place.
Silence.
Flickering ambiance.
Then...
"You're smarter than this, Jordan..."
Wildcard's headcrest flattened. He reached under his wing with his good talon and gripped the staff.
Meanwhile, a silver figure slid out of the shadows. A pair of magenta eyes narrowed on Wildcard.
"Journeying as you are, the odds are against you," Keris said. "These fools don't know anything about what lies ahead. But me?" He steadied his shivering breaths and continued: "I can get us back to where we need to be. I feel it. I'm stronger now... and you can be strong too."
Wildcard said nothing. He tightened his limbs, aiming the staff at the creature.
Keris exhaled, "Join me, Jordan. Let me take you somewhere that will be s-safe." He swallowed, the shivers increasing. "She... she will be merciful to you. Like she is m-merciful to all of us. I promise you..."
Wildcard didn't budge. He barely even breathed.
"I see..." Keris' hawkeyes flickered a vicious green. "Holding to your principals, I take it? So hollow... hypocritical, even. Have you told your 'friends' the real reason you refuse to speak?"
With a hiss, Wildcard dove forward. He slammed Bard's staff down to crush the creature's skull. WHAM!
But the changeling had split in two. Wildcard's goggles reflected a pair of multi-legged invertebrates. They scuttled around the griffin at breathtaking speed, shimmied up the walls, leapt towards each other, then rejoined in mid-air as a drop-kicking stallion. "HYAAAA!" Bard shouted.
THWACK! Wildcard took the impact to his flank. He slammed into a wall, then blindly blocked with his staff held up behind his skull.
CLANK! He deflected Bard's lunging hoof, then jerked the staff at an angle, throwing off the changeling's balance.
Th-Th-Thwish! Wildcard twirled the staff and faced the doppelganger evenly.
Bard twirled to face him. Taking a seething breath, he reached a hoof out and—schiiiiiing!—etended a full length bo-staff that matched his opponent's. He gripped the metallic extension of himself in both limbs... and in the next second he turned into a dark-feathered griffin with ink-black goggles.
Wildcard's beak opened, mouthing a four-letter word.
SWOOOOOSH! His duplicate charged him, possessing an extra limb in advantage. The two same Desperadoes met in the center of the hallway with a shower of sparks. CLANG! CLACK! CL-CLANG!!!
"Okay... this is what you're going to have to do..." Flynn's voice crackled over the intercom.
"We're listening!" Rainbow's voice cracked as she and Ariel hovered anxiously above the circle of metal podiums.
"For a power surge this intense, you need to clear open the leylines! This means yanking the manual control levers for all six consoles! There are two levers per console! One yellow and one red. For each station, the yellow lever needs to be yanked first... then the red. Finally—once all the levers have been pumped—you must hit the top left green button on all six consoles!"
"Yellow lever then red lever then green button!" Rainbow Dash nodded. "Got it!"
"No, you don't understand. They have to all be done within the span of five seconds! Any longer and the power cycle will cancel itself out and you'll need to wait for about thirty seconds of cooldown!"
Ariel gulped. "Thirty seconds that we don't have."
"So you girls have to be super crazy quick! Once the power cycle's been done, I'll know! We'll all know! Darkreach will go... dark! For legit! Then it'll be up to me to reboot from here!"
"Okay! We read you!" Rainbow turned to face Ariel. "We gotta do it quick and simple, girl."
Ariel nodded. "Somehow, I expected no less from you."
"Remind me to kick your flank after we save Logan's lungs."
"I look forward to it."
Rainbow slapped the intercom again. "We're gonna do it now, Flynn!"
"Hurry! I prefer Big Show alive! He's easier to piss off that way!"
"Alright..." Rainbow Dash flapped her wings. "Counter-clockwise."
Ariel squinted. "What's counter-clockwise?"
"We're gonna fly around all six consoles. You slap the yellow levers. I slap the red. Then we each slap the first three green buttons we come to."
"Is that how we're doing it?"
"You got a better plan?"
"No." Ariel smiled sheepishly. "I just wanted to have the record concrete in my head for my future conscience's sake."
"Okay. On the count of three."
"Right—" Ariel turned to face away from Rainbow—
"COUNTER CLOCKWISE!" Rainbow snarled.
"Right!" Ariel squeaked, turning to face her. "SorrySorrySorrySorry!"
"Okay... after me... on 'go.'" Rainbow took a breath. "One. Two. Three—GO!"
FWOOSH-FWOOSH-FWOOSH-FWOOSH-FWOOSH! The pair of pegasi made a virtual blue-and-gray circle. To any outside observer, the yellow levers flipped up in a blur, followed by the red, and then—
Thap! Thap! Thap! Thap! Thap! Thap! The green buttons were pressed, which immediately produced a resounding buzz.
"Woohooo!" Ariel spun to a stop, pumping her hoof and grinning. "What was that?! Three seconds! I think we saved Logan and a half!"
"Shhhhhhh!" Rainbow insisted. She locked in place, eyes darting every which way.
The core of the ventilation system continued buzzing.
"Uhhhhh..." Ariel's ears flattened. "...or did we not—?"
VRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Console lights flashed.
Brass pipes shook.
And the fans above them spun faster and faster and faster-and-faster-and-fasternadfasterandfasterfasterfasterfasterfasterfaster!
Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-Thwoooooooosh! A cyclonic air current roared through the chambers of Darkreach.
"Guhhh!" Ariel—a total lightweight—had to grip onto one of the levers to keep from being flung off, feathers and all. Rainbow similarly clung to a nearby metal panel while the air around them reached near hurricane status. "Whewwww!" Ariel gnashed her teeth into the artificial gale. "This'll blow a few papers around!"
"Let's just hope it's enough to suck the poison out of there!"
Ariel looked up, eyes twitching. "You mean that poison?"
In the flickering lights, the two mares saw a stream of green mist whipping upwards into a translucent funnel of rotating air.
"Crud!" Rainbow flattened herself against the metal floor. "Get down! Hold your breath—"
But just as she said this...
...the emerald mists were sucked into a series of vents high above. Not long after, sparks flew from the violently rotating fans. Flickering lights strobed through the chambers above and surrounding.
And then—
P-POWWW!
Two of the nearby consoles randomly exploded, followed by a dull bass whine.
—Vmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhh
All of the lights went out. Soon, the air settled... and all was eerily dark and silent.
The only sound was the panting of breath coming from Ariel and Rainbow Dash.
"You... you okay?" Rainbow asked, illuminating the darkness around them with a rub of her pendant.
"Y-yeah..." Ariel sweated in the crimson spotlight. She looked around at the halo of inky nothingess surrounding the two. "And just like that... it got hot in here."
"Maybe if now the juice is all gone, whatever locking the doors in place will have loosened." Rainbow gestured as she began scampering towards the nearest stairwell. "Come on! Let's go check on Big Show! Hopefully Flynn will get the air and everything else up and running by the time we—"
Fluttershy floated directly in front of Rainbow. "He's not there anymore, Rainbow."
Rainbow skidded to a stop. Her heart pounded. "Not there anymore?!"
"Wh-what?!" Ariel's voice cracked.
"Fluttershy..." Rainbow grimaced. Hard. "Is he—?"
"No." Fluttershy nervously smiled. "He's alive. He's just... well..."
Rarity floated into focus, droning, "He's bashed something open. Presumably with his head."
Rainbow's eyelids went flat. "What."
"Grnnngh!"
THUNK!
Logan's axe embedded into a metal surface.
He had finally smashed open the door beneath him, exposing a tall vertical shaft. It was lined with a thin and weak metal... presumably to house a lift of some sort. The shaft was scarcely wide enough for him to fit, but he used it to his advantage. Pressing his sweaty flank to one end, he hammered his axe into the other and then pulled himself up by the grip. By repeating this while sliding his lower hooves up, he was able to gradually shimmy his obese figure in an awkward, ascending motion.
He'd reach the next floor in minutes at that rate.
"Hrnnngh!"
CLANK!
A shower of sparks illuminated his stubbled muzzle in the darkness. He spotted the next doorframe up ahead in the brief, dim flash.
"Well... looks like the gas is gone..."
He panted, writhed, and sweated.
"... ... ...who am I kidding, everything behind me is twice as gaseous now."
The chute echoed to support his claim, and soon he resumed his exercise, ascending the narrow shaft.
CLANK! THUNK! CLUNK!
Flickering Eyes Like Smaragdines
Clang!!! CL-CLAKK!
Sparks showered in the center of a dark hallway, revealing a pair of identical, sweat-stained beaks. Not-so-identical limbs slashed and swung and parried with a pair of like-metallic staves. Some of the sparks fell on a collection of rags spilling out of an abandoned storage compartment. The dry material erupted in flames immediately, bathing the nearby bulkheads in amber firelight.
Wildcard's goggles glinted with the miniature blaze. Taking short and swift breaths, he backstepped, propping his staff horizontally over the stub of his left limb. Cuts and scrapes along his body glowed faintly in the chaotic dimness. Wildcard's headcrest lowered as he tightened his muscles in anticipation of his doppelganger's next attack.
Seething, the mimic Desperado approached. His lion's tail twitched, belying his next movement.
Wildcard readied himself. He lifted his staff at the last second, knocked the enemy's weapon down, then slammed his feline limbs down across the length of the metallic extension with all his weight.
The air rang with a sickening CRACK! Green blood poured out of the hollow of the fake bo-staff.
"Aaaaaaaaugh!" a pegasus mare's head erupted out of the fake griffin's neck. In a blood-curdling second, the changeling switched to Ariel, cradling her bleeding forelimb as her pained body banged against one wall, the next, and back again.
Panting, Wildcard leaned against Bard's staff, watching his crazed opponent with somber patience.
"Mmmmm—Mommmmma!" Ariel shrieked, then shook her head to the other side, forming tusks, hair, and spectacles. "Brrotherrssss!!!" Eyes flickered green, then turned magenta. "Celestia..." Rainbow Dash whimpered. "Why does it h-hurt so much?!"
Wildcard gulped. He steadied himself in the penumbra of the flames' warmth.
Seething, the creature looked up, glaring through the rising smoke. "Bloodwings."
Wildcard raised an eyecrest.
"You must be... hrkkkk..." The changeling's eyes flickered green once again. "A horrible name for horrible creatures... snkkkkt... she wrote them... mother etched them..." She choked on a sob. "...black scratches against the bone white surface of my dr-dreams..." Green bile dribbled out of the creature's muzzle. "I will... tell find her... tell her where you are..." She seethed as her eyes narrowed to hawkish slits. "...kill... every... one..."
It was then that the Desperado finally chose to charge his opponent. But just as he reached her, staff swinging—
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!" With an explosion of wings and feathers, a bleeding Seraphimus leapt straight into his charge.
"!!!!!" Wildcard could scarcely raise the staff in time to defend himself. The doppelganger pounced him, swinging merciless talons and stabbing with the Talon Commander's beak.
The flames flickered brighter as a streak of glowing blood littered the bulkhead beside the blaze.
"Rainbow..." Fluttershy squirmed with sudden fright. "Rainbow, we have to go up to the top floors! Now!"
"Yeah, I get it, Flutters," Rainbow said, already gliding along with Ariel for the nearest stairwell. She illuminated the path ahead of them with her ruby pendant. "If we hurry, we might just meet up with Logan and check—"
"Logan's fine!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "It's Wildcard!"
Rainbow did a double-take in midflight. "Wildcard?"
"Wildcard?!" Ariel stammered.
"I... I'm afraid he's hurt!" Fluttershy's voice cracked. "He must be in battle with the changeling."
"And what?" Applejack craned her neck. "The changeling's winnin'?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Pinkie Pie winced as her body vibrated in two alternating places. "Fluttershy's right. We should hurry."
"What does that twitch mean, Pinkie?" Rarity asked.
"Well, back home, it usually meant that I was burning brownies in the oven!"
"There's... no bakery for thousands of miles!"
Rainbow clenched her teeth. "A fire..."
"Rainbow...?" Ariel murmured.
"Move your wings!" Rainbow Dash flapped harder as she shot her body up the stairwell. "The situated just shifted from 'holy crud' to 'holy mega super crud!'"
"Cr-crud!" Ariel wheezed, struggling to keep up.
"Thattagirl!" Rainbow sped vertically through the heart of Darkreach. "Keep it brief!"
For the fifth time in a row, Kepler struck a match.
He slowly waved the meager light about, squinting through his glasses to make out any possible detail in the pitch-black common room. All he caught was the glint of firelight against the tile of the Verdestone Mosaic.
Somewhere in the distance, growing faint and fainter, a series of metallic impacts echoed.
"Could... it be the powerr going back on?" Kepler stammered.
"Don't be so foolish, wyvern," droned a cold voice from the shadows. Kepler turned around, and the matchlight illuminated Seraphimus pale feathers. "There's combat going on deep in these halls," Seraphimus said, her voice tense. Cautious. "The longer we wait here, the more we delay the inevitable."
Kepler took a deep breath. "My frriends have things underr contrrol."
"Only a Blighted fool could believe that," Seraphimus muttered. "But if you believe in what the Rainbow Rogue says, then that's not a grand surprise."
"Shhhh!" Kepler waved her off while craning his hairy neck towards the distant echoes. "I must ascerrtain what is going on!"
"What's to figure out?" Seraphimus glared. "Judging from the ferocity of that noise, it can only belong to one griffin." Her crest feathers raised on end. "Let me go."
"Bite yourr tongue!" Kepler snapped. "You know verry well I cannot do that!"
"You can and you should!" Seraphimus snarled. "Jordan is in trouble! And if you're too weak to help him—"
"I have my station, just as he has his."
"Wyvern..." Seraphimus stared solidly at him. "I do not care for the Rainbow Rogue or your foolish brothers-in-arms... but if there's any scrap of respectful spirit left in Jordan's beleaugered body, then I would be remiss to let him perish at the hands of whatever goddess-forsaken monstrosity dwells here."
Kepler turned to smirk at her. "Currious... that cerrtainly does not like the thoughtless crretin who attacked us on the Gondola..."
Seraphimus clenched her beak shut. She sat silent where she was handcuffed to the pipework.
"Arre you rready to embrrace exactly wherre you arre?"
Silence.
Eerie silence.
"Shhhhhh...!" Kepler craned his neck. "Do you hearr that? The sounds of combat have stopped."
Seraphimus fumed. "I swear... if he's dead, wyvern, you will have to own up for—"
"Silence! Please, fickle one!" Kepler insisted. As his match went out, he lit another one and hobbled towards the nearest hallway. "Wildcarrd?"
There was no response.
"Brrotherr...?"
Sill dead silence.
Seraphimus and Kepler held their breaths.
Then... a light... flickering.
Bzzzzzt!
The manalights lining the ceiling of the common room lit up with a pale glow.
"Ha-hah!" Kepler beamed through his tusks as the room traded pitch black for a comfortable dimness. "Flynn, you brrilliant crreaturre!"
Worst Time to Thaw
Flynn exhaled heavily.
"Sweet raisins!"
He smiled at his hoofwork. Instrument panels around him lit up while the suspended power core up above glimmered across its array of crystal shards. The electrified hum of power echoed through the halls and corridors of Darkreach once again.
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" He swiped his bald brow and relaxed his muscles. "Now if only I could reinvent hair."
A satisfied sigh. He swiveled about and reached for the intercom button.
A beaked face stared him down.
"Gah!" Flynn hopped back, pupils shrinking. His horn glowed in surprise, and he eventually slumped with a ragged breath. "Unnngh... Wildcard... cheese and crackers..." His tail flicked as he gestured at the humming generator room surrounding them. "Gotta work on your entrances, buddy."
"... ... ..." Wildcard merely stared at him.
"Anyways, I got things up and running again," Flynn said, brushing aside crystals and a few tools from the nearby counter. "You don't have to thank me. However, you might wanna go back downstairs and check up on Rainbow and... Ariel... ... ..." Flynn's good eye blinked. "Wait a minute..." He pivoted about, his mechanical lense zeroing in on Wildcard's lower body. "... ... ...how the hell did you grow back your left arm—?"
WHAM! The limb in question uppercutted Flynn across the chin.
Flynn stumbled backwards. Before he could react, a lion's tail wrapped around his neck and—swoooosh—WHAM—slammed his skull into a sparkling instrument panel.
"Grnnfhfhggh..." Flynn's eye rolled back and he collapsed like a pile of meat. Thwump.
Fuming, the griffin loomed above Flynn. He flicked his talon to the side, morphing it into a razor sharp organic scythe. He raised the blade above Flynn's skull, preparing to decapitate him in one fatal swing—
"Aaaaaugh!" the creature spontaneously shrieked, instantly shrinking into a chitinous quadruped under a sickly plume of green light. FLASH! Gangly, malnourished, and bleeding from a dozen spots, the metamorph clutched its skull with porous fetlocks and stumbled backwards. Th-Thump! It collapsed over a tool bench, shivering and weeping. "Mrmmmff... Momma..." Tears bled from its compound eye sockets, evaporating as soon as they came into contact with the scalding wounds seeping through the creature's ruptured exoskeleton.
The air was pierced by an infantile squeal.
The creature shook, writhed, and thrashed about. The work bench was knocked over and tools scattered all around Flynn's unconscious body.
The changeling fell to its knees, clutching its head and fighting the urge to weep. Hissing breaths of pain fountained in and out of its fanged muzzle. Quivering, the metamorph slowly looked up... staring out into the adjacent hallways of Darkreach.
Webbed ears perked up.
As a dull light pulsed beneath the surface of its eyes, the creature licked its mandibles... and slowly got up. Wings buzzed... then relaxed limply as it shuffled a slow, zig-zagged lurch towards the exit... leaking green blood in random puddles the entire way.
"... ... ..." Kepler's eyes narrowed. He looked towards one exit of the common room... then the next. "... ... ...something is amiss."
"Did they teach you to meditate on the obvious in Wyvern Point?" Seraphimus asked.
"Shhhhhh!" He held a claw up while gazing across the chamber. Light flickered, glinting off the tile mosaic of Verdestone. "... ... ...we should have hearrd worrd frrom the otherrs by now." He swallowed. "Flynn, at the verry least."
Seraphimus opened her beak to say something else in protest... but chose to be silent instead. Soon, she too was craning her neck and listening intently from where she had been chained. The feathers of her headcrest were still ruffling to a stop from the gust of artificial wind that had been forced through the nearby ducts. Now all was eerily still, with only the buzz of flickering manalights interrupting the deadness.
Kepler's scorpion tail curled up defensively. He clenched his jaw shut beneath his tusks as he turned about, gazing.
Seraphimus' hawkeyes narrowed. She held her breath, craning her neck left... right... left again...
A rustling sound.
"???" Seraphimus jerked her head to the left. Her gaze fell on a dark stairwell in the distance. A shadow shifted amidst the darkness. "... ... ...wyvern..."
"I hearrd it too," Kepler said. On nimble claws, the Heraldite crept towards the corridor. His hairs bristled on end as he squatted low. His tail uncurled as he summoned a courageous breath: "Flynn? Rrainbow One?" A beat. "Wildcarrd? Is that you, brrotherr?"
A voice came from the shadows, stately and feminine: "Come to me, Kepler."
He froze in place, every limb locked.
"There is no reason for alarm, good servant," the voice practically purred. "Let us meditate like old times, child."
"You..." Kepler's claws tightened against the floor. His voice took on a hissing, beastly tone. "You arre not the Mountain Matrron..."
"Please... child..." Shadows. Shifting. A near-weeping. "I've been so lonely without my faithful Herald. I... mrmmmfff... h-hunger..."
"Therre is no hungerr forr herr in the Harrmonic Plains." Schiiiing! Kepler picked up an ancient lance from the floor and aimed it towards the stairwell. "You arre something else. Now show yourrself—"
Th-THWPPP! A narrow black tentacle flew out of the darkness and wrapped three times around Kepler's neck.
"Grkkkk!" He jerked in place, breathless.
With a solid yank, the prehensile limb flung Kepler off his feet. Swoooosh! WHAM! His body was slammed against the doorframe. He tumbled in one way while his spectacles slid in the other. The wyvern lay silent, twitching.
Seraphimus clenched her beak. Her talons worked on the chains, attempting in futility to yank the manacles free. "Mrmfff... damnation..." Hissing, she fought and struggled to get loose.
While the former Talon Leader fussed with her restraints, a piece of the shadow slithered out... crouching low to the floor as it examined Kepler closely. The blackness summoned strength, growing larger... more distinct. A pair of flickering green eyes loomed over Kepler, and fangs glistened in the dim manalight.
Then it froze...
"... ... ..." Seraphimus locked her limbs, remaining still as stone.
Silence.
The green eyes lifted, peering across the common room at the griffin.
Seraphimus held her breath.
"... ... ...mmmm..." The green eyes vanished into the blackness. The onyx shape crawled slowly... sickly towards Seraphimus. "Mmmmm-mmmm..." The inkness rolled back, revealing pale feathers... a tan hide... talons and paws and a playfully twirling lion's tail. "...mmmmm-mommy...?"
Seraphimus' slitted pupils shrank. Her beak hung open. "... ... ...Verlaxion."
"Mommy?" A pair of eyes flickered to life. Hazel and glossy and beautiful. "Is that you?"
"Verlaxion, take me..." Seraphimus yanked and yanked at the manacles.
"Mommy, it's been so long..."
"Verlaxion—!" Seraphimus shook and fought. Her wrists bled raw.
With a mewling sound, the griffin child crossed the distance between them. "What's wrong, Mommy?"
"Get away..." Seraphimus was hyperventilating now. She seethed with a final bastion of contempt. "Blighted Demon! You're not... you are not—!"
"Please, Mommy..." It crawled up her legs. "...don't be mad..." Cold paw pads on her chest. A vaporous breath. Iced tears. "Don't you see?" A smiling face. Claws running through neck feathers.
"No!" Seraphimus shouted. She sobbed. "Get away—!"
"We're together again..." It closed its eyes and nuzzled the former Talon Commander. "I love you, Mommy—"
"Get aw—Get away from me!" Seraphimus' voice cracked as she struggled and thrashed in vain to throw the toddler off. "Get away from me!!!" She bellowed.
"I love you—" The child cooed, its eyes flickering green as it opened its beak wide, hissing—
Swoooooosh! A prismatic blur sliced through the room. Rainbow's hoof caught the infant under its neck.
"Nrkkk!" The creature flailed in surprise. "Mommy—!"
"Rrrrrgh!" Rainbow Dash spun around, violently slamming the little body through a nearby table.
SMASH!
The changeling enlarged to its chitinous nude self.
Chunks of wood and loose junk rattled across the room, sliding to a stop before the stairwell where Ariel stood with a bleeding, wincing Wildcard leaning against her figure.
Fighting tears, Seraphimus squinted one eye open to witness the event.
"Rnnngh—hresssssssh!" The changeling rippled into a gilatinous pile of black glue then rose back up in a quadrupedal shape.
"Party's over!" Rainbow shouted, staring the metamorph down. "Give it up while you still have the strength!" She faced off against the creature, limbs locked and muscles tightening. "We don't have to do this the hard way!"
"The... srnkkkt... harrrrd way..." The creature shook its head, then snarled at Rainbow Dash with a freckled muzzle. "But yer always doin' thangs the hard way, sugarcube!" Applejack hissed.
"Awwwwwwwwwww Luna Poop." Rainbow's ears folded. "This is gonna suck."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!" the farm mare galloped straight for her in a death charge.
Rainbow closed her eyes tight as she delivered the beast a savage right hook. WHUD!!!
End With a Bang
"Ooomf!" The changeling fell back against a stack of tools. The common room echoed from clattering metal as it snarled, tossed its blonde mane, and came running straight back for Rainbow with a blood-curdling drawl: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!"
"Look out, Rainbow Dash!" Applejack phased through the nearby wall as she hovered above her anchor. "I'm comin' in for another charge—I mean... the changeling's comin' in—"
"I got it, AJ!" Rainbow Dash jumped high, flapped her wings, and flew over the creature's charge—or so she thought.
"Hressssh!" The farm mare's eyes turned compound in a green flash as its hat disappeares. Milliseconds later, its shoulder sprouted a tentacle that grabbed Rainbow by the lower fetlock. THWPPP!
"Rainbow!" Rarity exclaimed, floating close. "That spare limb is very brittle—!"
"Right." Rainbow simply spun about and swung her hoof through the appendage, instantly snapping it.
Green blood splattered across the stone floor of Darkreach.
"Mrnnghhhh!" The changeling backtrotted, its body rippling through orange, white, lavender, and pink coats. It finally settled for Fluttershy—or at least a Fluttershy with scorpion tails emerging from its shoulders. "Hresssssh!" It soared into Rainbow Dash, slashing and stabbing with its stingers.
Rainbow flew backwards, wrestling with the creature and dodging its tail-stabs with deft movements of her neck.
"Oh goodness!" The real Fluttershy covered her ghostly eyes. "Oh goodness it's too much!"
"Quick, Dashie!" Pinkie hollered. "Find a giant napkin to squash it!"
"It's a lot weaker than it looks!" Rainbow snarled back, being pressed against a table.
"Rainbow!" Ariel flinched, moving to lean Wildcard against a table. "Hold on! I'll help—!"
"No!" Rainbow sneered, dodging more stinger attacks. "Stay put!"
"But I can kick its butt! Honest—!"
"I know!" Rainbow spat, struggling. "But the moment you stop guarding Wildcard, he'll rush in on his lonesome and get hurt even more! And I'm not having that!"
With a frown, the last Desperado moved forward...
...only to be yanked back in place by Ariel. "You heard the mare." Ariel nevertheless gulped, staring wide-eyed at the fight. "She's got this."
"Rrrrrrrrrr—" Rainbow Dash pressed her rear hooves against the table behind her and shoved the metamorph backwards with her forelimbs. "Haaaaaaaugh—!" She then kicked against the furniture and performed a backwards bicycle kick, knocking the creature flat on its back.
WHUD!
Within a blink, Rainbow had finished her midair cartwheel and dove at the creature. Swoooooosh! She flew into it with beating wings, shoving the beast across the room.
Seraphimus' tear-stained eyes reflected the two bodies surging by.
WHAM! At last, Rainbow shoved the changeling into the wall on the opposite side. She pressed her weight against the squirming, bleeding thing and gnashed her teeth. "Give up!" she hollered. "You can't win against all of us! You're starving. You're weak. And you're confused! That's okay! We can friggin' help you!"
"Mrnnngh... Bloodwings..." The creature shrieked in Twilight's voice, and then in Bellesmith's. "Bloodwings!" As it hyperventilated, its pupils rotated through multiple ponies' colors. "Must... k-kill you all..." A whimper, and then Roarke's cold tone: "She will find you. I will show her."
"Don't trust her. Do you hear me?!" Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "You think she loves you. But Tchern left you here to be nothing more than a weapon. Well, you deserve more! Please, stop fighting! Let us show you there's another way!" Rainbow gulped. "This doesn't have to end in bloodshed!"
"Bloodshed...?" At long last, the panting changeling looked straight at her opponent. It swallowed, and an eerily smug voice rolled out its mandibles. "But Sparky..." Red on yellow eyes. Goat hair solidified beneath asymmetrical horns. "...if you did not like bloodshed, how would you have even made it this far?" A fanged smile.
Rainbow froze in place.
From across the room, Seraphimus sneered: "Fool!" She rattled in her chains. "It's baiting you—!"
It was far too late, the dragonequus skull headbutted Rainbow Dash savagely while she was transfixed.
"Ooomf!" Rainbow rolled backwards through a puddle of green changeling blood.
"Rainbow!" Ariel yelped and flew to her side.
"Mrmmmf... Mommy..." The creature shook, shivered, then bounded up the nearest stairwell. "Must... f-find..." Claws and chitin and buzzing wings. It was gone in a green blur. "Reveal..."
Goggles rattling, Wildcard hobbled after it.
"Mrmmfff..." Rainbow struggled to get up, bleeding from the head. "Wildcard... friggin'..."
Cold laughter.
"...?" Rainbow squinted at the nearby puddle of green liquid.
There was a flash of scales, and then a fanged grin formed against the surface of the changeling's fluid. "You know, the little bugger makes a good point..."
Before Rainbow could respond, she felt Ariel's hooves lifting her up. "Rainbow—!" She stammered. "Wildcard's giving chase! Want me to stop him—?"
"Never mind Wildcard, stop the changeling!" Rainbow shook Ariel off and stumbled after the Desperado. "It's heading upstairs! That can only mean one thing!"
"Hurry, Rainbow!" Fluttershy insisted.
"It's headed towards the loading area!" Rarity added.
"If Flynn got this place buzzing again..." Pinkie began.
"Everypony!" Rainbow hollered, her voice echoing through the colony as Kepler stirred to his feet way behind them. "Don't... let it... escape...!"
Panting...
Bleeding... ...
Stumbling... ... ...
The changeling changed bodies ten times per minute. It never once lost its pace as it galloped desperately for the upstairs loading area.
At last, it approached the concrete ramp leading towards the flat metal door.
Its head flickered—possessing Flynn's scalp for a brief moment. Wisened eyes wandered to the left, where it found a dimly-lit instrument panel. The changeling reached over, slapping a button with Seraphimus' palm.
Whurrrrrrrrrrrr!
The ramp opened up to hazy twilight and stars.
The top of the mesa was exposed in a silver line.
"Oh mother..." The changeling whimpered. A smiling muzzle... beak... tusks. It rose on leather and feather wings, flying limply up the ramp, empowered by tears. "Oh mother, I'm coming. We'll be together once again."
It rose higher and higher, almost clearing the door, gaining speed.
"We'll be—"
Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-THW-THWOOOSH!
A heavy axe flew up the ramp and—
CHTUNKK!!!
—embedded itself deep in the metamorph's thorax, almost cleaving the ceature in two.
"Grkkkkk!" The changeling spat a fountain of green slime out its mandibles. It lurched in midair, its wings buzzing in agonized desperation.
Far behind, down the ramp, a side door had slid open to reveal a vertical crawlspace. There Logan stood, covered in sweat and soot. He panted while squinting at his mortal blow from a distance.
"Mrmmmffg... grnnnghhhlll..." The creature let out a whimper, then slumped down hard on the concrete. It slid down the ramp, quickened by the pool of its own blood. Eventually, the friction caused by the axe impaling it caused the body to grind to a halt.
Taking deep breaths, Logan bore a somber expression as he marched towards the thing.
Meanwhile, Wildcard, Ariel, and Rainbow Dash emerged from the stairwell below. They scuffled to a stop, gawking at the bloody scene.
"Whoah...!" Ariel grimaced. "Big Show..."
Rainbow's ears drooped. "Awwwwww for frig's sake..." A heavy exhale. "Was that really necessary?"
"Jeez, you're welcome," Logan grunted as he retrieved his axe with a wet sound. "Better it than us... or the entire journey for that matter—"
"D-Daddy...?"
Logan's pupils instantly shrank. He peered beyond the dripping lengths of his axe.
The changeling had rolled over onto its back. Chitinous skin unfurled above the wound, turning into a soft, rose-peach color. An earth pony foal with a gold mane and blue eyes looked up at him, eyes tearing.
"Daddy... it hurts, Daddy..."
Ariel and Rainbow blinked in confusion.
Wildcard's headcrest lifted.
Logan, meanwhile, was struggling to catch his breath again. "...come on, you bastard freak..." He gulped. "Don't friggin' do this..."
"You said that it wouldn't hurt," the foalish half of the changeling sobbed as its eyes burned green. "You s-said it would be like going to sleep..."
Ariel stammered. "Big Show...?"
"Shut up..." Logan hissed. He clenched his eyes shut as his ears flattened. "Everypony... just shut up—"
"Logan..." The foal's bleeding gums took on a vicious frown. "Logan, you no-good son of a bitch..." The creature heaved forward, its skull enlarging into that of an adult mare, red-coated and howling: "I should have murdered you before I even foaled her!" Her eyes were literally smoking and her body hissed like a steam kettle. Fumes rose from every bleeding orifice of the changeling as the air filled with a pungent odor.
Rainbow coughed, her ears tearing. "Twilight—Kaff! Koff!—what is that?!"
"A chemical reaction!" Twilight gasped. "Oh Celestia—!"
"Quii-ii-iick!" Pinkie quivered all over. "Jump for cover—!"
Rainbow grabbed Ariel and dove aside. "Wildcard!"
Wildcard threw himself forward by his wings. He caught Logan by the shoulders and flung their combined weight backwards just as—
POWWWWW! The changeling's corpse erupted in an acidic bubble of flames that branched outward in every direction, filling the entire chamber with flesh-searing plasma.
When the Smoke Clears
As soon as they had erupted, the flames cleared up. The air of the upper storage chamber returned to a dim twilight, tinged with smoke.
Rainbow Dash and Ariel crawled out from behind a pile of junk that had shielded them from the changeling's self-destruction. Breathless, they gazed across the room.
They saw Wildcard with a few of his wingfeathers burning like candles. He twisted and shook and writhed in a desperate attempt to put them out. Suddenly, a large figure loomed over him.
"Let me, Double-Yoo. I've got it—" Logan gnashed his teeth and slapped the sparks out with his heavy hoof. "I've got it!"
"Holy shit..." Ariel exhaled, trembling all over. "I mean... j-just..." She ran a hoof through her frazzled mane. "Holy shit."
"Okay, everypony remain calm," Rainbow insisted, gesturing with both hooves. "Are we all in one piece?"
Wildcard grimaced, examining his glowing wounds. With a jolt, he frantically looked all over... then was relieved to find Bard's staff lying un-damaged on the ground beside him. He picked it up and collapsed the thing with a contented sigh.
Rainbow gulped. "Fluttershy," she spoke aside. "Tell me. Is everypony in one piece?"
"Yes, Rainbow," the ghostly pegasus said with a nod. "They might be slightly bruised up, but I assure you... Flynn, Kepler, and Seraphimus are fine as well."
Applejack cleared her throat. "Ya might wanna think twice about Seraphimus." She looked at Rainbow. "Reckon you should go visit her, sugarcube."
Rainbow was about to reply to that—
"Dashie!" Pinkie Pie pointed. "Look!"
Rainbow and her ghostly friends turned around. Along the crest of the concrete ramp leading out to the exterior of the mesa, there was an unmistakable burn mark. Green blood boiled to a stand still and a few chitinous pieces of flesh lingered along the edges of the point of explosion. However, that wasn't precisely what Rainbow and her companions were staring at. Lifting up from the singed epicenter was a misty cloud of ruby light. It lingered in spot, harboring far too much purpose for any normal, mindless patch of fog.
Twilight's muzzle hung agape. "It's happening again, Rainbow..."
"Then..." Rainbow gulped. "...that must mean—"
Just as they spoke, the ruby aura moved. At first, it looked like it was shifting directly out of the entrance to Darkrreach. But as the ponies witnessed, it sank as well... descending through the ramp and—presumably—through the mesa altogether.
"Where's it headed?" Pinkie asked.
"Judging from the way the entrance is facing..." Twilight swallowed. "...the same direction Axan's... erm..."
Rainbow merely bit her lip. She heard the scraping of metal and looked over to Logan.
The large stallion was picking his axe up in tense silence. Smoke and slimy green blood clung to the blade's edges. He sighed with a shrug of his shoulders.
Rainbow trotted limply towards him. "Logan..."
"Look, Rainbow..." He grumbled. "The lil' bug-eyed shit was tearing us all a new asshole, and—like you said—it was just a bee's harvest away from warning the whole hive about us. Take it or leave it, but we just can't afford to make friends with every dayum thing that moves on this side of the plane!"
Rainbow grimaced. "I-I wasn't even going to go on about that." She cleared her throat. "I... I was only wondering—"
"What the Hell was that just now?!" Ariel stammered.
Rainbow sighed. "Ariel..."
"Who were those ponies, Big Show?" Ariel exclaimed. "I know that bugger was only trying to mess with our heads, but... but..." She shuddered. "Shit... that last one was so friggin' mad at you. Is there something you're not telling us—?"
"And what if there was?!"" Logan spun to snarl at Ariel, startling her. "I don't remember a rule about volunteering information when we all signed up for the God Squad!"
Ariel jumped back, shivering. "I-I'm only concerned about you, Big Show—"
"Well, stuff it!" he spat, shouldering his dirtied axe. "I'm the same big idiot you've always known, just a bit more pissed off! So back off!" His nostrils flared as he turned towards Rainbow. "Are Keps and that bald bastard okay downstairs?!"
"Logan, we're your friends. You can tell us—"
"Ask your spooky friends!"" Logan stomped a hoof. "Are they okay or not?!"
Rainbow nodded nervously. "Fluttershy says they're fine!"
"Good. I'm going to go check on them." Fuming, Logan marched towards the nearest stairwell. "Somepony remember to close the goddess-damn door, okay?!" And he was gone.
"Logan, wait—!" Ariel darted after him, only to have Bard's staff block her way.
Wildcard stood in somber silence, looking after the stallion's exit. Despite his fresh wounds and bruises, he remained the calmest of the three.
"Friggin'..." Flynn sat at an overturned bench in the common room, holding a rag to his bleeding gums. "...damn freak took me by surprise. Who'd think we'd run into a changeling this soon?"
"Ach...!" Kepler sat beside him, bandaging the stallion's right forelimb. The thin materialy barely contained the lively glow as the wounds were patched up. "It wouldn't be called the 'Darrk Side' if it wasn't full of unpleasant surrprrises, brrotherr..."
"I was so busy trying to get Darkrreach operational." Flynn spat on the concrete floor and frowned. "Feel like a damned fool."
"You arre not alone, forr what it is worrth..." Kepler sighed, adjusting crooked bifocals. The frame had been bent when he took a fall, and they needed to be repaired. "But—live and learrn! It'll be that much harrderr forr the childrren of Tcherrn to drrop the prroverrbial anvil on us! Ha-Hah!"
"Heh..." Flynn rolled his one good eye. "'Kerrrrsplat.'"
"Well put, frriend."
Heavy hoofsteps.
They both looked up amidst the flicker of manalights.
Logan gave them one glance. His body was covered in soot and slime.
"... ... ... ... ....had a bad date?" Flynn suggested.
Logan merely snorted. He trotted clear across the room.
Kepler and Flynn watched him pass by. "Okay then," muttered the latter.
But before Logan exited completely, he glanced towards the far end of the chamber. His eyes fell on the griffin tied to the pipework.
Seraphimus shook and trembled. Tears ran down her face as she stared into the corner of the room. For a brief moment, her gaze lifted and she looked at Logan.
Logan looked back.
Amidst the tense silence, their vision was severred... and Logan made his way into the adjacent corridor.
And Seraphimus...
Seraphimus went nowhere.
Earn Some Down Time
"Blast it, brrotherr!" With a grunt, Kepler used his meager strength to shove Wildcard back down onto a cot along the edge of the common room. "Forr Goddess' sake! Stay put!" He huffed and continued applying bandages to the stubborn Desperado's arm. "As much as you wish to, you simply cannot be everrywherre at once!"
Wildcard sighed heavily, frowning beneath his beak. He laid on the cot in protest, holding his right arm out for the wyvern to mend. His goggles reflected a prismatic shape trotting into focus.
"Listen to Keps, dude," Rainbow Dash said. "You're on mandatory R&R for the next foreseeable future."
The griffin's tail flicked in protest.
"I mean it!" Rainbow pointed with a frown. "You've taken the bullet for the Herald enough as it is! Heck, you're still recovering from the freakin' slobberknocker back in the Gondola! If you wanna make yourself—and Bard—proud, then take five... or more like five thousand." She huffed. "You'll be of waaaaay more use to me and the rest alive, don't you agree?" She cocked her head to the side. "So—barring the appearance of more random bug-ponies—you're out of the fight until Flynn fixes you a new arm or something. No arguing."
Wildcard sighed again... but eventually nodded.
"Good," Rainbow grumbled. "Lie down. Eat some bleakweed. Sleep and... erm... dream of sexy cat birds... or something."
The Desperado chuckled breathily, his tail flicking with a soft curl this time.
"Now that is one way to lay down the hammerr!" Kepler remarked. "Ha-hah!"
"Yeah..." Rainbow slumped against an overturned bench and rubbed her forehead. "Now if only I could do something about the hammer laid down on my skull."
"You took a solid thrrashing as well, I suspect," Kepler said.
"We all did," Rainbow said. "I feel like it's my fault somehow."
"You did all you could, Rainbow," Ariel said, flying over to the scene.
"Yeah..." Flynn arrived next, rubbing his bruised body and nodding with a wince. "The creatures on this edge of the plane aren't anything like the Light Side." He shrugged. "It's no big surprise that your ghost-buds couldn't sense it."
"Well, to be honest, it's the first time they've been consciously 'with me' during a changeling encounter period," Rainbow muttered. "For all I know—they would have had trouble with the ones back in Val Roa and Stratopolis."
"Soooooooo..." Ariel fidgeted in mid-hover. "Were all the shapeshifters you met back west so... uhhh..."
"Broken?" Flynn spat.
"For your information, no," Rainbow said with a slight glow. "I'm not kidding, guys. This..." She shook her head with a weary breath. "This was something new." A gulp. "Even for me."
"What were the changelings you encountered before like?" Ariel asked. "I mean... assuming they ever dropped their diguise—"
"Oh, they did," Rainbow said. "And they... they had a lot of tricks of their sleeves for sure." She cleared her throat, gazing across the dimly-lit room. "They could imitate almost any quadruped. Just like their Queen, they were all mind-readers... which means they could dig into your head and drum up faces from past memories... and emotions." A shuddering sigh. "It's how they feed, y'know."
"So that's why..." Ariel grimaced. "...I-I heard my mother's voice..."
"It's more complicated than that," Rainbow said. "For all intents and purposes, the changeling who grappled was your mother. By that, I mean your mother as put together by your collective memories and feelings." She shrugged. "Heck, it might even go deeper than that. Something spiritual, perhaps... like detecting the 'soul'-residue of past ponies on your spirit or some crap. I dunno. The changeling queens were once alicorns themselves, so the sky's the limit."
"Yes, but..." Flynn squinted his one good eye. "Could any of the changelings you met split into two or mimic elements—?"
"Or friggin' explode?!" Ariel's voice cracked.
Wildcard sat up, gazing at Rainbow curiously.
Rainbow gulped. "Not any of the ones I met," she explained. "Once, a whole bunch of changelings in Stratopolis formed together like a nest and morphed into a giant fascimile of Queen Chrysalis' face in order to help her communicate with me from... like... an entire continent away."
Kepler whistled. "That's quite the imprressive feat."
"Yes. But none of the changelings could do any of that crazy stuff on their own," Rainbow said. "Oh! In Val Roa!" She sat up straight, gesturing. "There were three high-ranking leaders of the government: Sharp Quill, Fishberry, and... and... erm..." Her eyes crossed and she shook her head. "Ugh! I forget. Too many fight scenes ago. Anyways." She looked at the Heraldites again. "Basically, the Noble Jury and I found out that all three of them were split portions of the same Changeling Queen—Chrysalis—split into separate doppelgangers, each subconsciously following her will in self-contained fugue states."
"Whoah..." Ariel blinked.
"That is... alarrming," Kepler said. Wildcard nodded.
"It took a crazy-coordinated effort on our part to... like... gather the three doppelgangers and throw 'em together in order for Chrysalis to be made manifest," Rainbow said. "But when it happened, she had nowhere left to run. She was sapped of power and at the end of her rope. So she gave up and Val Roa was saved."
"Way to go, Rainbow," Flynn said.
"Heh... yeah..." Rainbow smiled lazily. "If only all of my adventures went that well."
"When you faced the drreaded Queen Chrrysalis in herr final forrm, she didn't put up a grreaterr fight?" Kepler asked.
"Like I said, Keps, she couldn't," Rainbow said. "She was divvying up her power to mind-control an entire army of defenders that she intended to turn on the Val Roan populous. It was her last ditch gambit to take over the continent of Alafreo." She shook her head. "Didn't work. The Noble Jury made sure of that—with a lot of help, of course. Couldn't have done it without Arcanista or Seclorum."
"Wow..." Ariel smiled. "You've met a ton of ponies!"
Rainbow sighed. "Yeah..."
"It appearrs as though the changelings of the Light Side rrelegated all of theirr powerr to theirr brrood motherr," Kepler said. "Perrhaps the crreaturre we stumbled upon herre was one of Tcherrn's morre loyal guarrds."
"No." Rainbow shook her head. "I don't think so." She gestured. "This thing was like an infant. A baby. Ariel and I found where it had hatched in here."
"Yeah..." Ariel squinted. "About that. How did it even get inside Darkreach?"
"Maybe it's rresponsible for the expulsion of the Emerraldinians?" Kepler suggested.
"Or... ... ..." Flynn stroked his stubbled chin. He glanced at the others. "...the vents."
"You mean the ones attached to the air system in here?" Rainbow asked, ears twitching. "What about them?"
"Well, the changeling we ran into has a lot of tricks up its sleeves," Flynn said. "Maybe whoever... uh... 'laid' it found a way to shift into a pure gaseous element and breach the vents built into the side of the mesa."
Ariel raised an eyebrow. "Tchern?"
"Beats the Hell out of me," Flynn said. "I'm just saying—now that we've got a taste of what these creatures are capable of, then maybe it explains how they were able to get into Darkreach with it sealed off to normal ponies like us."
"I was just thinking of something," Rainbow muttered.
"Wanna fill us in?" Ariel asked.
"Chrysalis returned to the Light Side because she felt that her and her sister were getting their thoraxes kicked in the Trinary War," Rainbow muttered. "The sheer effort it must have taken to cross over—avoiding Verlax in Rohbredden and eventually finding her way into Xona—probably involved centuries of struggle and planning."
"In other words..." Flynn cocked his head to the side. "Chrysalis was distracted."
"Right. But Tchern wasn't." Rainbow's brow furrowed. "She's had hundreds of years of putting her mandibles to the grindstone of the Trinary War to hone her talents... and—by proxy—the talents of her hatchlings."
"Yeesh!" Ariel grimaced. "Are you saying that every single changeling on this side of the plane can split into halves, turn into elements, and explode?!"
"Just think back to what we've witnessed," Rainbow said in a tired tone. "Even without all of its faculties together, this single bug-horse could take us all on." She looked at the wounded griffin beside them. "Sure, Wildcard wore it down some... but it still wasn't enough."
Wildcard gestured with his good talon.
Flynn looked at him. "Well, yeah. It's a good thing it's blood isn't made of acid."
"Hrrrrm..." Kepler rubbed his hairy chin.
Ariel looked over. "What are you 'Hrrrrm-ing' about, Kepler?"
"I am currious..." He adjusted his spectacles as he asked, "Did any of you obserrve this crreaturre's blood glowing?"
The room fell into silence.
"Not even in the least?" he added.
Ariel, Flynn, and Rainbow shook their heads.
"And yet..." Kepler pointed at Wildcard's bandages that still had faint luminescence. "Ourrs burrn like gold underr a spotlight."
"That's... really fascinating," Flynn murmured. He looked at Rainbow. "Got any theories?"
"Changelings'... farts glow?"
Ariel shook her head. "Never change, Rainbow."
"Dudes... I've got no clue," Rainbow said with a shrug. "But... y'know... that poor thing was hatched here on the Dark Side."
"Could that be the difference, then?" Ariel asked. "Those who were born under the blessing of Harmony and those that weren't?"
"It would make forr keen study," Kepler said. "Given the cirrcumstances wherre we could afforrd such."
"And we can't." Rainbow stood up and began pacing. "Right now, we've cleared Darkreach of all its crazy explodey spiders."
"Here's hoping—" Ariel began.
Rainbow held a hoof in her face. "And..." She looked at the others. "I think it's time for a rest." She pointed about. "Get this place powered up. Patch up our wounds. Make Wildcard a new friggin' arm. Catch our bearings."
"We should keep things at half-power for a while to rest the leylines from the ventilation overload earlier," Flynn said. "But we'll be able to juice the place to full capacity later when the time's right."
"Flynn and I shall worrk swiftly on fashioning a new prrosthetic forr ourr most gifted fighterr."
"Right."
"Oh!" Ariel brightened. "Downstairs, Big Show and I found a bunch of leftover files and manuscripts from the Emeraldinian expedition! It might shed some light on what the ponies here discovered before they cleared out!"
"Yeah... Wildcard and I found some stuff too that needs explaining." Rainbow blinked. "... ... ...where is Logan, anyways?"
"He went to the HQ," Flynn said. "The upstairs room with the map. I think he... needed to cool off."
"That's fine," Rainbow said. She then squinted at the group. "You guys have been with him through thick and thin. Have any clue what the heck happened right before the changeling went kablooey? Like—just who were those ponies who appeared before him?"
"I... I-I haven't gotten a clue," Ariel said.
Both Wildcard and Flynn shook their heads.
"I'm afrraid he's neverr taken the opporrtunity to explain to me his past life," Kepler said. "He cerrtainly had many a converrsation with the Mountain Mattron. Alas..." A soft sigh, and he smiled limply through his tusks. "Morrtuana took countless secrrets with herr to the Harrmonic Plains."
"I get it," Rainbow said with a nod. "Still... I sure hope there's no unwritten rule of the Job Squad that says you've gotta keep secrets from each other—" She jolted slightly, looking perturbed. "What is it, Applejack?" She looked to her right, blinking for a few seconds. "Huh?" Another few seconds passed, and Rainbow looked sharply in Flynn's direction.
Flynn avoided her gaze, looking deadpan towards the floor of the room.
Rainbow looked at him for a prolonged period, even squinting. Eventually, she sighed. "Whatever. Break time. Let's all get some rest. Get some food. Get some..." She looked into the far end of the room.
Seraphimus lay limply on the floor, handcuffed to the pipework.
"... ... ...some sanity," Rainbow muttered, then trotted off on her lonesome.
Lost Talon of Verlaxion
Hoofsteps.
A dimly glowing horn.
Flynn marched up the steps leading to the HQ of Darkreach. When he entered the lofty room in the heart of the mesa, his hornlight glinted off the metal surface of the map-table and surrounding instrument panels. The "briefcase" that Rainbow had brought up from the lower living quarters lay limply on the floor. Not thinking—or caring—Flynn gave the metal thing a meager kick and entered the room proper.
He jolted to a stop upon seeing a thick figure standing beside the table with several strips of edible bleakweed laid out.
Flynn blinked. "... ... ...recovering with a full stomach."
"Stuff it, Baldy," Logan muttered, laying out equal portions of the food. "Been a while since the group ate. Figured I'd prepare rations now that all of the habitual ass-kicking is done."
"Uh huh..." Flynn licked the inside of his mouth. "... ... ...why by yourself?"
"Because I want to feel useful."
"But you are useful, dude. Hell... you're stallion of the hour! If you hadn't caught that freak before it flew away—"
"Did I ask you to bring your annoying ass up here?" Logan grumbled.
Flynn rolled his good eye and sighed. "No, you didn't. But... since I'm here... and since kicking my face in would jeopardize this mission's one and only technology expert..." He leaned against the center table and focused his metal lens on the obese earth pony. "...the least we can do is talk."
"Hrmmmf..." Logan wrapped each portion of bleakweed into linen mats. "There's nothing to talk about."
"Nothing my shiny dome!" Flynn smirked with effort. "Ya hear that? I'm doing the bald jokes for you."
Logan was silent.
"What next? Do I have to sit on my own horn and rotate? Will that put us on the level with each other?"
Logan was even more silent.
Flynn gulped. When he spoke next, it was in a soft tone. Warm and endearing. "You did the right thing, Logan. Back in Storm Prefecture."
Logan froze in place. He gazed blankly beyond the stack of rations he had prepared.
"She's living a good life now, thanks to you," Flynn said. "Hell... they both are." His ears drooped. "Even... even with the Wendigoes roaming about... I just know they're safe. Plenty of holds that the communities can hide in. And—besides—Theanim and Keris and the rest will make sure that the Prefectures are unified as one in harmony, even if it takes decades..."
"Told you never to talk about that shit, Flynn," Logan said in a cold tone.
"Well, I wasn't the one who brought it up, was I?"
Silence.
"You know it was only messing with you, right?" Flynn remarked. "The changeling, I mean. It was using what was in your head and then twisting their voices to try and make you feel bad."
"Yeah? Well..." Logan scooped up the rations in one fetlock and marched towards the exit. "It did a damn good job."
"Well, nice of you to admit that," Flynn said, pivoting to face him the entire way. "Now be a smart stallion and ignore it."
"I already am."
"I mean recognize it for the mind games that it is, don't simply brush the real memories off—"
"Remind me, baldy. Are you an expert in mana-electrical engineering or psychiatry?"
"Uhhhhhhhhh—"
Logan's brown eyes stabbed in Flynn's direction. "So stop buckin' around with a shit science you know nothing about."
"Logan..." Flynn frowned. "...at one point or another, Rainbow is going to ask questions."
"And at one point or another, she's going to have to drop a stinkin' load. What's your point?"
Flynn sighed, face-hoofing. "Can we finally lose the 'Job Squad' pride, Logan? I mean... Hell... Bard's gone. Wildcard's falling apart. How many more lives and limbs do we gotta lose before we level with each other? Rainbow's depending on us and—"
"And she's got us. Look at me!" Logan gestured at the rations. "I'm doing the job of nourishing the whole circus!" He turned to face the stairwell again and exited, nostrils flaring. "Even those of us who don't deserve it."
Thwap!
A linen-wrapped stack of bleakweed landed on the floor of the common room.
Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes opened. She tiredly looked at the food, then up at the shadow looming over her.
"Eat." Logan glared.
"... ... ..." Seraphimus' muscles stirred. Tiredly—melancholically—she slowly shifted away from the rations.
"You will eat," Logan grunted, tail flicking. Kepler and Wildcard dined in the dim background. "That's not a request." He exhaled angrily. "I'll be doing the rounds... helping Rainbow and Ariel explore the rest of this alicorn-forsaken colony. And when I get back... and if I find you haven't eaten..." He gestured. "You'll be eating my axe instead, got it?"
"Your crazed leader wouldn't approve of such barbarism," Seraphimus hoarsely managed.
"Rainbow Dash is finishing her damned quest whether you live or not!" Logan spat, pointing an angry hoof. "Hell—I've a good mind to fashion your bones into a crude cannon and launch her to the Midnight Armory from here! Don't matter how she gets there so long as she gets there—over your dead body, even!"
"Then what are you waiting for?" Seraphimus wheezed. Her face was still crusty from tears. "What in Verlaxion's name anypony still waiting for?"
"Save the philosophy for somepony who cares," Logan grumbled, turning around. "Hell, Goddess knows I don't." He marched off. "Shoulda chopped your head off in the damn Gondola."
As he walked away, Seraphimus spoke—and it had a sharp edge to it: "You're not nearly as tough as you pretend, mercenary," she said. "I heard the others talking in your absence. The shapeshifting demon... it mimicked someone you used to know... ... ...undoubtedly some unfortunate soul you betrayed."
"You think you're the only soul on the Light Side who lost something?!" Logan spun about, hissing through his teeth. "You think that just because your family croaked and your continent imploded that it somehow makes you special? Friggin' grow up."
"I'm the Right Talon of Verlaxion," Seraphimus said, glaring. "The one entrusted to—"
"You're a punk. And a coward," Logan said. "Always have been and always will be. Don't matter how many friggin' throats you've slashed or crooks you've tossed over cliffsides. All these years you spent hiding behind the name of a Goddess you could have instead spent time trying to improve the lives of those around you... and the so-called life you yourself lived." He shook his head. "I don't care how many medals that the Council of Verlaxion hung on your name. It ain't worth shit." He pointed. "Take what you've got and learn to live with what you haven't. It's what I've always aimed to do. And—you know what? I'm pretty damned proud of it. What do you have left to be proud of?"
Seraphimus said nothing.
"Eat the bleakweed," Logan muttered, trotting off. "It's a lot tastier than your own bullshit."
But... before he exited the common room entirely.
"Y'know... I've been listening around myself..." He looked over his shoulder. "...the changeling came to you too... and the freak could have appeared as any of the souls in your life that loved and respected you. And yet... it didn't choose to be Verlaxion, did it?"
Seraphimus glanced up at him.
"Maybe... just maybe... it friggin' couldn't." With that said, he walked away.
Just as he was in the adjacent corridor, he heard a subtle rustling sound. He stopped briefly, craning his ear.
It was the unmistakable sound of a linen-wrapped bundle of bleakweed slowly... reluctantly being unwrapped...
...and eaten.
Logan said nothing... and shuffled off into the shadowed depths of Darkreach.
Exit, Stage Vanilla Zone
"I am certain, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said, fighting the urge to yawn. "There are no more changelings hidden inside Darkreach." A tired blink. "At least, I think I'm sure of it."
"Well are you or aren't you?" Pinkie asked.
"I... uhm... I-I believe that I got a feel for the creature about halfway through hunting it down," Fluttershy said. "Now that I know..."
"We get it, Fluttershy," Twilight said, rubbing her eyes. "You'll be able to sense them from now on."
"I... wouldn't count on that so quickly," Applejack said. She waved a hoof at Fluttershy, smiling. "No offense, sugarcube. But them creatures are hatched for the sole purpose of outsmartin' other ponyfolk. I wouldn't be surprised if there's more to them that we have yet to witness."
"Good heavens!" Rarity dramatically remarked. "Something more to them than taking on the entire Herald single-hoofedly and then exploding?! I shudder to think!"
"Don't freak out, Rarity," Rainbow Dash said. She sat in a stairwell beneath a flickering light. The mare was alone with her phantom friends. "The last thing I want to do is take us and the Herald purposefully into any lands or nests owned by Tchern." She fiddled with her saddlebag, eventually disrobing the regal violet material. Some of the straps were starting to fray. She made a mental note of getting Kepler's assistance in stitching the trusty old pack whole again. "The key to this journey is getting to the Midnight Armory in one piece. That won't be doable if we pick fights with creatures we can't handle. Trust me... we're already better prepared now thanks to what we went through."
"A run-in with Tchern is inevitable, Rainbow," Twilight said. "Don't you think? I mean... after all... we're far from the only group of ponies trying to get into the Midnight Armory."
"What gets me is that after all this time..." Pinkie Pie gazed about, her muzzle scrunched. "...how come nopony's gotten inside and grabbed the Harmonic Prism already?"
"Because they're all fighting for it, Pinkie," Twilight said. "The three factions of the Trinary War, remember?"
"Soooooooooooo literally not a single one of those big bad armies have been able to control the point where the Armory's located?" Pinkie remarked. "I've had pillow fights before but—no matter how many slumber party ponies are involved—there's always a queen of the hill!"
"That..." Twilight blinked, teetering blearily. "I have no explanation for that."
"Maybe an army has control of the Armory, but they haven't been able to get inside?" Fluttershy said. "You remember Celestia's and Luna's warning about the 'trial' left by the alicorns to even lay eyes on the Harmonic Prism within."
"In any case, it's still the one and only target we need to be concerned with," Rainbow said. "And one thing's for certain..." She narrowed her eyes. "You guys need to get some rest."
"But Rainbow..." Twilight fumbled through a yawn. "...Discord..."
"It's okay so long as one of you girls sticks with me—"
"ME!" Pinkie Pie jumped up, hovering in place with a grin and a hoof raised. "I'll be on Dashie Watch first!"
"Whelp..." Applejack smiled. "Reckon you've got yer first volunteer."
"Way to bring your A-Game, Pinkie." Rainbow shuddered. "I can't promise it'll be very exciting. I'll likely be spending the next few hours—"
"Resting?" Rarity asked.
"... ... ...scavenging through Darkreach for clues about the Emeraldinians and then resting," Rainbow Dash said. "I owe the Herald that much after all they've gone through."
"Darling, you owe the Herald a centeredness of being," Rarity said. "Get some rest. Let Pinkie watch over you. By the time we're all done in the Vanilla Zone, Pinkie can take her turn and sooner than we know it—we'll all be fully recharged and synched with each other."
"Heeheeeeee!" Pinkie twirled in midair. "'Synch' rhymes with 'pink!'"
"Uh huh..." Fluttershy blinked... blinked again... then gazed at Rainbow with a liquid smile. "You're certain you will be okay with only one of us guarding you?"
"I can definitely count on Pinkie," Rainbow said, winking back. "You get some rest."
"I just... can't get over how sad that poor changeling's final moments were," Fluttershy said. "In fact, its whole life in general! Abandoned by its own mother—the Queen—to thirst for love and then commit nothing but atrocities."
"The faster you go to sleep the more you'll be able to forget about it," Rainbow said.
"That might work for you, Rainbow, but not for me." Fluttershy winced instantly. "Oh... I-I'm sorry..." She rubbed her eyes. "That wasn't a nice thing to say."
"It's okay, Fluttershy," Rainbow said. "If it helps you to know, there were tons of changeling sob stories just like this one's back on the Light Side... but I was ultimately able to help out most of them. Chrysalis too."
"Do you think there's such a hope for Tchern and her hive?"
Rainbow had no response.
"Come on, darlin'..." Applejack gave Fluttershy a gentle push. "Time to count sheep hoppin' over the edge of the world."
"Mmmmmmm... sheep..." Fluttershy happily drifted into a ruby portal and vanished. "Nini..."
"I would love to say something sweet, charismatic, and inspiring, but..." Rarity yawned. "I haven't any."
"Jee, thanks Rarity," Rainbow droned with a smug grin.
"You're welcome, darling." And she vanished. Twilight hovered after her.
"If you find anything out about Darkreach while we're away, you'll tell us first thing we wake..." The lavender unicorn raised an eyebrow. "Right?"
"You betcha, egghead. Now don't get cracked."
"Hmmm... I won't." Twilight drifted backwards into ruby oblivion. "Take care, Rainbow... Pinkie..."
Applejack drifted after her. "Funny..."
"Hmmm?" Rainbow craned her neck.
"... ... ...that the changeling would choose to attack you as me at one point."
Rainbow froze in place. Her muzzle paled slightly.
Applejack tilted her hat back. "Reckon them bug-horses have many different ways of messin' with ya."
"Yeah." Rainbow gulped. "They do."
"Heh... yer somethin' else, Rainbow." Applejack tipped her hat one last time and vanished. "Keep up the good work."
"You bet, AJ." Rainbow exhaled with relief. "So..." Her ears perked as she looked at Pinkie. "Just you and me for a while, Pinks. Like old times."
"Soooooooooo who's Miss Clunk-a-Junk?" Pinkie asked, eyebrows wagging.
"Buh?"
"Y'knowwwwwwwww..." Pinkie giggle-snorted. "The pony with the metal eyes and red braids that the changeling turned into?"
Rainbow's ears drooped. "Buh."
Twinkle Like Much Stars
"Was she your maid? Mailmare? Bodyguard?" Pinkie Pie bounced on invisible ghost platforms as she kept alongside Rainbow Dash. "Godmare? Buckball partner?"
"Pinkie! Shhh!" Rainbow finished gliding into an office room filled with a jumble of discarded junk and paperwork. "Okay, Ariel. What have you got for me?"
The mare in question turned around, holding a manacrystal lantern. "Rainbow!" She placed the light source down and proudly held out a stack of ancient, yellowed manuscripts. "Take a look for yourself!"
Rainbow trotted closer while Pinkie Pie hovered just behind her. "Are these the maps you were talking about?"
"Yup yup yup!" Ariel pointed at one sheet in particular. "See? There's the mesa that houses Darkreach. Over here—scribbled with wavy lines—is the remains of a forest that was once destroyed. Then beyond that—"
"'Alpha' and 'Omega'..." Rainbow Dash squinted at the symbols. "I wonder what those mean?"
"Well... uh... they're letters, Rainbow."
"But what do they stand for?"
"I know I'm no Kepler, but..." Ariel pointed. "This side is the edge of the world, and it's perpendicular to both sides labeled by the letters, right?"
"Sure..."
"Well, I think the Emeraldinians made up their own 'north' and 'south'," Ariel said. "Or perhaps East and West. I dunno."
"So..." Rainbow Dash gestured with one hoof while she held the paper up in the other. "If we had our backs to the Edge of the World and were facing the curve..."
"'Alpha' would be on the left side," Ariel said.
"And 'Omega' would be on the right," Rainbow muttered. "Our predecessors made practical names for the lengthy edges of the plane."
"Coolies!" Pinkie Pie beamed. "Must have made pizza-delivery a whole lot easier!" She grinned at Rainbow and let her tongue hang out. "Was Roarke a pizza-delivery pony?"
"Pinkie, hush." Rainbow pointed at the map. "Who or what are 'Bloodwings?'"
"I dunno," Ariel said. "Only they're located closer towards the 'Omega' side and they're past the area where a forest was cut down."
"I wonder if we can see the ruins of that forest," Rainbow thought out loud."
"It was hundreds of years ago, Rainbow. I doubt anything's left."
"Still, it would be good to get a survey of the landscape before we attempted to go further in our journey."
"Wassssssssssssssssss..." Pinkie rubbed her nose and brightened. "...she a forest ranger?"
Rainbow ignored her, pointing at another word on the page. "'Spindlers'... name of a mountain range, perhaps?"
"That looks like a sketch of a city to me."
Rainbow did a double-take. "A city? On the Dark side?"
Ariel shrugged. "A lot of time has passed on this side of the plane as well. Who knows what those living here could be capable of?"
"Well, sure, but..." Rainbow fidgeted. "...I didn't expect any faction of the Trinary War to be capable of making an entire friggin' city."
"Maybe she was a mayor!" Pinkie exclaimed. "'Mayor Roarke or Roarketown!'"
"What makes you think there are only three factions living on the Dark Side?" Ariel remarked.
Rainbow stared at her blankly.
"I dunno..." Ariel shrugged. "It's just a thought that occurred to me. This used to be a piece of Urohringr, right? You think only ponies and griffins lived on that thing?"
"Yeah, but to survive eons and eons without the sun and moon..."
"The Divines are as old as this plane, and they've lived nearly as long."
"True." Rainbow nodded. "But all of them but Endrax have dwelled on the Light Side."
"Dragon Tamer!" Pinkie grinned wide. "Maybe Roarke was a dragon tamer!" A sly grin. "So that was your secret for kicking Nevlamas' teeth in."
Rainbow grunted, turning around. "Dang it, Pinkie—" She froze in place, blinking.
"What?" Pinkie shrugged. "Is there something in my ghost teeth?"
Rainbow marched straight through the phantom mare. She approached a cabinet where a framed sketch lay crooked against the wall. She rubbed her pendant so she could cast ruby light directly on the illustration.
"What do you see?" Ariel trotted slowly behind her. "Looks... almost like a monkey?"
Rainbow's eyes traced the edges of a gangly bipedal figure wearing a loin cloth and possessing leafy, pointy ears. Fanged teeth protruded from an noticeable overbite. The skin was rough and leathery.
"It's a goblin," Rainbow exhaled.
"A what?"
"Bunch of freaky two-legged imps who hail from Alafreo," Rainbow said. "At least... I thought they did." Her ears drooped slightly. "Not a very pleasant bunch, those guys. And that was just the Light Side."
"Well, there you have it!" Ariel gestured with a smile. "Maybe they came from this place!"
"That's... a long distance for them to have traveled," Rainbow muttered. "And despite their love of technology, they're not always... consistent with the quality of what they build." A cold shudder. "The naga, on the other hoof..."
"What are those things next to it?"
"Huh?" Rainbow asked.
"Here..." Ariel reached over with her feathertips and leaned another framed picture into view. "See?"
Rainbow squinted at a sketch made obviously by the same artist as the first. This time, however, the illustration showed two other bipedal creatures that were significantly different than the first. One was hunched over and pale with long claws and pronounced vertebrae. The other one stood upright at a scale nearly ten times the size of the "goblin," only it was heavy-set with a pudgy belly and a single round eye in the center of its skull.
Rainbow gulped. "I don't think I wanna know..."
"All Hail Roarke the Beast Mistress!" Pinkie Pie bellowed.
"Rnnnngh!" Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "Pinkie, for crying out loud—"
Just then, the intercom system crackled, frightening both pegasi.
"Hey! Ariel! Is Rainbow Dash down there with you?"
"Guhhh..." Ariel rubbed one of her ears, wincing. "Yes she is, Flynn. You don't have yell."
"Whoops! Sorry!" A whining hiss, followed by: "I still haven't gotten the volume settings quite calibrated—"
"Just get to the point!" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"Why don't you hop up here to the HQ, Rainbow? Kepler's made a significant discovery."
"Uhhhhhhhhh... what's the 'HQ?' again?"
"... ... ...the cramped, super-important room with the snazzy map made out of metal pins."
"Oh! Right! Got it!" Rainbow turned to nod at Ariel. "Sorry to cut this short."
"I feel like we've only just begun to scrape the surface of this place," Ariel said.
"Well, you keep on scraping," Rainbow said, flapping her wings. "I've got a wyvern to humor."
"Dashiiiiiiiiiiiiie." Pinkie Pie pouted. "You're ignoring meeeeeee."
"I'm not ignoring you, Pinkie," Rainbow said, swiftly and smoothely gliding up the corridors and stairwells of Darkreach.
"Then why won't you tell me more about this 'Roarke' pony?"
"Mrmmmfff... it's all in the past."
"Yeah? So? It's your past!" Pinkie grinned. "That makes it super duper special!"
"Not as important as the future," Rainbow said. Her brow furrowed as she continued ascending the interior of the mesa. "The future of Equestria... Urohringr... you and the girls—"
"None of which would be made possible if it weren't for all of your awesome adventuring!"
"Meh."
"Dashieeeeee?" Pinkie pouted some more. "What's with you? You weren't always so glum in the tum-tum!"
"I've got a lot on my shoulders, Pinkie."
"Well, they're on our shoulders too!"
"No. They're not."
"Pffft!" Pinkie stuck her tongue out. "They are too!"
"Not like they are on mine!" Rainbow growled. She felt the echo her tone of voice made, and she slowed her ascent. With a defeated sigh, she landed on all fours and resumed her pace at a lethargic trot. "I'm sorry, Pinkie. I wish I could be like the Rainbow Dash you used to know, but—"
"You left it behind...?" Pinkie blinked—bright blue innocent eyes. "In Ponyville?"
Rainbow clenched her jaw.
Pinkie glanced at the walls... at the ceiling... then straight at Rainbow. "You left it with Roarke."
"Mrmmmm..." Rainbow's ears folded. "....yyyyyyyyyyyyeahhhhhh..."
Pinkie smiled. "She must have been very important to you."
"The importantest."
"Heeheehee..." Pinkie bore a warm grin. "Did you love her?"
Rainbow Dash scuffled to a stop.
Pinkie simply stared. And waited.
"There was a time when I lived in the moment," Rainbow Dash muttered. "Because the moment was all I had. You... Twilight... Fluttershy... you all were gone. I made do with those around me... and I found a family." Rainbow's tail flicked happily at the thought. "I thought I had lost my opportunity to be happy. But then I found it again. And for a while there... happiness was something I could fold around me like a blanket." A heavy exhale. "Then I had to leave it all... I had to leave her."
Pinkie floated around to face her. "You can still live in the moment, Dashie."
"No..." Rainbow shook her head. "I can't." A gulp. "The moment you girls came back from the dead, it all changed. Now I have a future to save. I have harmony to restore. Before, I didn't even think I'd make it to the Edge of the World—much less the Midnight Armory. Now that I've come so far and there's so much to lose, I just can't afford to be silly about it anymore. And..." She clenched her teeth, shivering. "...now that there's Discord—"
"But you're awesome, Dashie!" Pinkie said. "I know you can do both at once! Be adventurous and be happy!"
Rainbow blinked moisture out of her eyes. "... ... ...I'm not sure I remember how, Pinkie."
"Hmmmm..." Pinkie floated within a hug's reach. "You've got us, now. We can help remind you."
"I... I don't know..."
"Heehee... it's okay... baby steps!" Pinkie stuck her tongue out. "Like what Fluttershy said!"
"Uh huh..."
"Maybe the first baby step is talking to all of us about Roarke!" Pinkie giggle-snorted. "Heck, the whole Noble Jury!"
Rainbow sighed slowly. "Maybe." She trotted up the stairwell again. "Once I get things done here first."
"Awwwwwwww, Dashieeeeeeeee..."
"Can't have fought the changeling for nothing, Pinkie."
"But you can't keep telling yourself that!" Pinkie hovered briskly after her. "You never know when you'll run out of time to put off!"
Rainbow had nothing to respond with other than a cold, exhausted: "Yeah..."
You Princes of Cylindrimane
"Hey!" Pinkie Pie chimed, floating alongside Rainbow Dash with a smile. "Wanna bet that the moment we get up there, Flynn will be shocking himself and cussing?"
"Huh?" Rainbow glanced aside at her.
Just then, she entered the lofty compartment that made up Darkreach's HQ.
Bzzzzt! "Gaah!" Flynn jolted backwards from an instrument panel he and Kepler were working on. "Goddess damn ass nuggets!"
"Heeheehee!" Pinkie giggle-snorted. "Soooooooo predictable!"
Rainbow shook her head. "Why can't you... like... hone in on that sense and make it more practical?"
"Make what morre prractical, Rrainbow One?" Kepler asked.
"Never mind." Rainbow cleared her throat and approached the two stallions. "Just talking to Pinkie Pie."
"Ah!" Kepler nodded, adjusting his spectacles. "That's the lavender one, yes?"
Rainbow glared at Kepler.
"Ahem!" Flynn butted into the conversation, suckling on the edge of his burnt fetlock. "Mmmfff..." He spat his limb out and stood beside the wyvern. "So nice of you to join us, Rainbow."
"Uh huh." Rainbow arched an eyebrow. "Am I too early for the funeral?"
"I wasn't trying to kill myself, honest!" Flynn frowned at the instrument panel where several frayed wires had been pulled out. "It's just this damnable old leyline array that's pissing me off to no end!"
"Say, guys..." Rainbow pointed at the loose wiring. "I thought the whole idea was to settle here in Darkreach for a bit... not pull it apart by the seams."
"I assurre you, ourr good brrotherr Flynn has no interrest in dismantling this wonderrful base," Kepler said.
"Then why is he dismantling this wonderful base?"
"I needed extra juice to power up the device you discovered yesterday."
"Device?" Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "What device?"
"What yesterday?" Pinkie chirped.
"I do believe he is rreferring to this!" Kepler raised a metal slab with several wires connected to it.
"Oh!" Rainbow smirked. "The briefcase! I remember that thing!"
"Uh huh..." Flynn's good eye narrowed accusatorily. "Probably because you kicked it halfway across Darkreach like a piece of junk."
"Because it is a piece of junk!" Rainbow roughly slapped the side of the metal slab. Clang! A blink. "... ... ...isn't it?"
Flynn sighed.
"Not... entirrely, Rrainbow One," Kepler said. "You see, it began a few hourrs ago when Flynn and I kept coming acrross these peculiarrly shaped crrystals that refused to channel enerrgy into the colony's centrral corre."
"Okay..."
Flynn continued for Kepler, "The material of these crystals were designed for permanent mana imprints. Within the inner structure are layers and layers of finely etched fissures—like microscopic runes—that either impede or allow the flow of magical energy."
"Yeesh..." Rainbow's ears folded. "That sounds complicated..."
"And cool!" Pinkie said.
Rainbow waved her off. "So... what... are these crystals meant to be some sort of... storage device?"
"Prrecisely what we thought!" Kepler said. He held one crystal up and displayed its triangular shape. "And so we starrted looking forr a housing unit that might storre these sharrds and allow forr mana-data trransferrence!"
"And one of us tripped over your damn briefcase thingy and that's when we noticed a perfectly-fitting chamber," Flynn said. "So... we stuck one of the crystals in and tried powering the thing up."
"Turrns out that it's enerrgy corre is badly corrroded."
"So we're using the mana-node here in the HQ as an external power supply. I was just now tweaking the powerflow so as not to overload this thing—"
"Wait wait wait wait..." Rainbow waved her hooves. "... ... ...so exactly what is this thing?"
"We... uh..." Flynn looked at Kepler, then back at Rainbow. "We believe that it might be a recorder of some sort."
"Recorder of what?" Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "... ... ...journals of the Emeraldinians?"
"That is what we're hoping."
"Okay, well..." Rainbow took a breath. "What are we waiting for?"
"You! Ha-hah!" Kepler smiled. He smiled some more.
"... ... ...soooooo." Rainbow fidgeted.
"Ahem..." Kepler cleared his throat. "A thousand apologies."
"Just needed to get it out of his system!" Pinkie said, giggling.
"Now, then..." Kepler fished around through a pile of crystals and found one. "Let us see..."
"Does it matter what order you put them in?" Rainbow asked, pointing.
"Forr a simple demo, I highly doubt it!" Kepler nodded aside. "Brrotherr Flynn! Prrovide a stable enerrgy flow!"
"On it!" Flynn cranked a lever attached to the open instrument panel. The walls of the HQ hummed as the lights above flickered.
Kepler placed a triangular crystal into the heart of the "briefcase." He then pressed two buttons with his claws and turned a dial.
Bzzzzt! Sparks flew from a nearby console.
"Whoah—!" Rainbow flinched.
"It's alright!" Flynn exclaimed, reaching in with a electrode of sorts to fix the power surge. "Bound to happen!"
"Well, could you make it bound less?!"
"There's nothing to be concerned about—"
"Shhhhh!" Kepler hissed. "Please, frriends!" He leaned forward, staring into the dim shadows of the room. "I am getting audio!"
Everypony froze in place, including Pinkie Pie.
A whining sound came from the slab propped against Kepler's figure. The triangular crystal strobed and fluctuated.
"Uhm..." Rainbow bit her bottom lip. "Should I put some tinfoil on my skull and do ballet?"
Pinkie giggle.
"I do believe..." Kepler pricked his hairy earlobes towards the ceiling. "...I am getting some inforrmation..."
"It sounds... like singing," Flynn murmured.
"It's the playback," Rainbow remarked. "It's at too fast a speed!"
"A noble obserrvation, Rrainbow One!" Kepler adjusted his glasses and studied the dials and buttons on the metal slab in his grasp. "Let's see, now... ... ...something to adjust tempo..."
"I see what looks like a slider," Rainbow said.
"Good catch," Flynn said, smiling. "You certainly know your way around advanced technology!"
"Forever and a day in Ledomare will do that," Rainbow droned. "I can't count how many managliders I struggled to outfly."
"Mana... gliders...?" Flynn rolled his good eye. "Pffft. Sounds stupid." Bzzzt! "Ow! Dammit!"
"I have something!" Kepler triumphantly boomed.
"Bbbbbbbbbbb-crkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-ttttttttttttt—" the speakers of the slab crackled.
"Can you get it to... unbuck itself?" Rainbow muttered.
"Adjusting..." Kepler licked at his tusks.
At last, the "briefcase" made a far more discernible sound: "Pppppppppppp-p-p-p-p-please-please-please-please input requiredddddddd command into that which woulddddddddd be the Crystalline Auditoryyyyyyyyyyy Informational Neural Emitterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr—"
"Crystalline... Auditory..." Rainbow grimaced. "...what-now?"
"Holy crud..." Flynn nearly danced in place. "I live for this shit!" He swatted Kepler with his tail. "Quick, Keps! Adjust that lateral knob!"
"What forr?"
"Just do it!"
"Ach!" Kepler's claws went to work. "Discoverry is a brrothel and you arre the most impatient virrgin!"
"Damn proud, too."
Meanwhile, the briefcase: "Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb-bringing more supplies frommmmmmmmmm Heaven's Landinggggggg—" Static. "Cccccccccccc-coming backkkkkkk from Omega with the expeditionnnnnnnnn of he who wouldddddddddddddd be Lieutenant Warholllllllllll—" Static. "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-required to avoiddddddddd the lunar sights of the Bloodwinggggggggggggggggg colonyyyyyyyyyyy—"
"Uh... guys?" Rainbow fidgeted.
"I cannot seem to find a stationarry point in the inforrmational feed!" Kepler said. "The leylines have no focus!"
"Could it be interference from the rest of Darkreach?" Flynn asked.
"Unlikely," Kepler muttered, still fiddling with the device. "It was built inside this place, yes?"
"Well, as far as we know."
"I think that the innerr worrkings arre jostled."
"So... unjostle them!" Rainbow said.
Kepler gulped. "I do not know how."
"It's simple!" Rainbow looked at Flynn. "Just smack it around like I did in the first place!"
"Yes—" Flynn flinched. "No—!"
"Zoop!" Rainbow gave the device one heavy swat of her fetlock. WHAP!
Bzzzzt! The crystal stopped fluctuating. It took on a steady glow as the speakers smoothely poured forth: "Achievement unlocked: successful startup of the Crystalline Auditory Informational Neural Emitter. Imperative introduction: this is the voice of he who would be Chief Engineer Ranort of that which would be Cylindrimane. You, who would be the listening audience, shall bear witness to the audio log of the Verdestonian Expedition that would be called Darkreach."
Flynn and Kepler listened, dumbstruck.
"Woo! Achievements!" Pinkie pumped a hoof. "What kind of trophies do we get?!"
They Who Would Be
"Achievement unlocked: interior supplementation of core engineering units. We who would be the Cylindrimanian division of they who would be the Verdestonian Expedition have completed the addition of mechanical enhancements to the spaces afforded by alicorn excavation. Optimistic metaphor: the heart of Darkreach beats soundly, ready to support those who would sustain harmony on the Dark Side."
"Mmmmmmkay..." Flynn tongued the inside of his muzzle. He leaned back, gazing at the talking "briefacse." A breath, and he hummed: "Sooooooooo... should I be the one to ask first or will it be Keps?"
Rainbow Dash cleared her throat. "Right. So... the Darkstinians—"
"Cylindrrimanians?" Kepler suggested.
Rainbow rolled on through: "Same difference. They have this... uh... psychological need to detach themselves from their own egos—at least for show—in order to profess their undying love for technological progression or some such..."
"Wowie, Dashie!" Pinkie grinned. "You really made a smartie!"
"Eh... not really," Rainbow said, waving.
"Not really, what?" Flynn asked.
Rainbow stared at him. "Invisible friends, remember?"
"Oh, right, my bad."
"How verry fascinating," Kepler exhaled. "It is almost as if they have a rreligious impetus forr theirr scientific purrsuits!"
"It makes for really stiff dinner conversation," Rainbow said. "Not that... I-I've eaten much with Darkstinians."
"Still, it must have sustained theirr culturre quite well to have rresulted in a trraditional prractice that spanned hundrreds of yearrs!" Kepler said, adjusting his spectacles. "It would appearr that the Darrkstinians of the prresent and the Cylindrrimanians of the past have a grreat deal in common!"
"I wouldn't book too much on that," Rainbow said. "At least, I hope I wouldn't have to. The Darkstinians of today have been known to stoop to foal-murder."
"Yeesh..." Flynn grimaced slightly. He pointed at the ancient recorder. "Glad we're dealing with a completely different pony here."
"Sounds like a stallion," Rainbow Dash said. "What did he say his name was, again?"
"Chief Engineer Ranort!" Pinkie Pie said. She then stuck her tongue out. "Oop! My badsies! Ah-Ahem... 'He who would be Chief Engineer Ranort!' Heeheehee!"
Rainbow rolled her eyes with a small smile. "Thanks for listening, Pinks."
"You're welcome, Dinks!"
"Hmmmm... 'Chief Engineer,'" Kepler remarked. "Would it be safe to assume this Cylindrrimanian stallion is rresponsible for building the powerr corre and ventilation system of facility?"
"Seems like it," Rainbow said. "Also seems she was smart enough to write a journal about it. Erm... record a journal about it."
"Lucky us," Flynn droned.
"How glorriously exciting!" Kepler said, beaming. "I suspect we can only benefit frrom listening to these entrries in theirr entirrety!"
"Yeah, uh..." Rainbow looked at the dozens and dozens of triangular crystals lying around. "Just how long would that take?"
"Well, with all due respect," Flynn said. "If we want to get anywhere in one piece, we're probably going to have to stick around here for a while."
"Yeah, about that..." Rainbow paced about, breathing firmly. "I figure that we all gotta be on the same page about what's next on the menu."
"What did you have in mind?" Flynn asked.
"A pep talk," Rainbow said. "Or... maybe... a lecture." She glanced at Pinkie Pie. "I should probably wait until the egghead wakes up."
"Don't forget to tell them about the need to find food!" Twilight Sparkle said.
"Uh huh." Rainbow Dash nodded.
"Oh!" Twilight hovered closer, almost phasing through the pegasus. "And updating the maps of the mesa and its surrounding areas! That's important too—"
"I've got it, Twilight," Rainbow said, facing the lengths of the common room, filled with Heraldites.
"Oops! Eheh..." Twilight drifted back, hovering alongside the rest of the ghostly mares. "Go ahead, Rainbow!"
"Ahem." Rainbow stood before the group. "So, believe it or not, we're making progress."
Ariel, Flynn, and Kepler stood front and center. Wildcard sat up on his cot, watching with steady goggles.
"Ariel's uncovered a whole bunch of useful notes and documents," Rainbow Dash said. "And Keps and Flynn unlocked this sexy talking briefcase that's bound to give us some insight on the inner workings of ye olde Darkreache." She smiled slightly. "Believe it or not, the old settlers of this facility have done most of the gruntwork for us. Now it's our turn to capitalize on it all."
Logan stood in the corner, absent-mindedly sharpening his axe. He craned his neck to listen when he needed to. Across the way, Seraphimus sat—slumped—beside the pipework. A roll of mats had been positioned beneath her, and—curiously enough—she didn't refuse the meager comfort. The former Talon Commander listened in on the briefing in brooding silence.
"Here's what we know so far..." Rainbow Dash stretched one wing out and "counted off" feathertips. "There was a ruined forest 'North' of Darkreach—a direction that the Emeraldinians called 'Omega.' Somewhere vaguely in that same area are... or were a 'colony' of things called 'Bloodwings.'"
"Who may have been in possession of lunarr rrocks," Kepler added. "So I think we all know what that means—"
"Let her do the boss thing, Keps," Flynn droned.
"Ahem..." Kepler smiled bashfully. "A thousand parrdons."
Rainbow merely smiled at him and continued: "Somewhere towards the curved end of the Plane is what was once illustrated to be a... city of sorts."
Logan looked up. Seraphimus narrowed her eyes.
"But that's taking the discovered documents purely at face-value," Rainbow said. "There's also another name floating around... something called 'Spindlers.'" She took a breath. "I would very much like to know more about this stuff before we set out from Darkreach for good. So..."
She paced before the Herald while her ghostly friends look on.
"...I think the best thing to do is scouting expeditions," Rainbow said. "I'm talking short, day-long or half-day flights into the Dark—both Alpha and Omega directions—to catch our bearings and see if any of the stuff sketched about are still there."
"Whoah..." Logan stood up straight. "Who are we talking about?"
"Well..." Rainbow gestured at the bandaged Desperado. "Wildcard's out of the game for now. Plus, he needs his arm." He looked at the wyvern. "Kepler, I love ya, but you're more a glider than a sky-piercer."
"Ha-hah!" Kepler smiled through his tusks. "No offense taken, Rrainbow One. The only thing I desirre to pierrce is books."
"Mmmm..." Twilight bit her lip, cheeks rosy.
Rarity and Fluttershy exchanged glances.
"Hmmmm..." Pinkie Pie tapped her fuzzy chin. "'Twikeps... Keplight...'" A brown stetson smacked the back of her ghostly skull. "Fappo!"
"Ahem..." Applejack placed her hat back on and looked at Rainbow. "Go ahead, sugarcube."
"The choice is simple," Rainbow said. "Ariel and I are the fastest souls here. So... it'll be up to us to survey the landscape." She looked over at the pegasus. "I'm thinking six hour flights at first... then maybe scale up to twelve once we begin to discover things... if we discover things."
"Hell..." Ariel shrugged with a smile. "I'm game!"
Flynn muttered aside to Kepler. "She's game-and-a-half."
"Ach!"
"Just hold on a second," Logan grunted, raising a hoof. "Rainbow, you're the most valuable piece of this entire friggin' mission."
"Jee, thanks, Big Show," Ariel exhaled.
"Shush, pixie. This is important." Logan's eyes narrowed. "Where's the damn logic in sending you out into the great dark unknown?"
"Listen, I'm not some priceless golden egg that the Job Squad has to keep on a lone, hidden pedestal!" Rainbow Dash said. "I've got weight to throw around too, y'know! Besides..." She folded her forelimbs. "If I'm headed to the Midnight Armory—the very frickin' heart of the Trinary War—then I can't afford to go soft, ya dig?"
"She has a point, Logan," Flynn said. "You wanna file it down to a dull edge?"
Logan's nostrils flared. "I still think it's hella stupid. But..." He slumped back with a sigh. "Guess there's no point in arguing with her."
"You think I'm gonna do stupid stuff while on these scouting missions?" Rainbow asked.
"Yes."
Rainbow raised a hoof and opened her muzzle. Nothing came out. She leaned back, caught her breath, and finally said: "Well... we'll be okay. These are only fact-finding flights. Let's not forget, I've been doing this adventure stuff for a long time, now. Plus... I'll have Ariel with me."
"Uh huh..." Logan nodded, returning to sharpening his axe. "Guess the wasteland surrounding the mesa won't remain dry for long."
Ariel gulped.
"In the meantime," Rainbow began—
"In the meantime..." Logan looked up, brow furrowed. "I'll be salvaging all I can from this dump to make a mobile arsenal." He glanced at the others. "If that one single changeling is any indication, we're gonna need some real good skull-crackers on this journey."
"Coolie crispies, Big Show," Rainbow said with a nod. "You get on that." She looked at Flynn. "Flynn? You've already got this place purring like an electromana kitten. Think you can throw your back into getting Wildcard a new arm?"
"Absolutely!"
"Good. And while Wildcard recovers..." She looked at Kepler. "You've got some homework to do."
"Indeed I do!" Kepler stood up straight, smirking. "Endeavorring to unlock all of the knowledge from the Crystalline Auditory Informational Neural Emitter!"
"Gawd..." Logan grimaced. "Did the Emeraldinians really name shit like that?"
"Not the Emerraldinians," Kepler said. "They who would be ancient Cylindrrimanians, my frriend."
"Buh?"
"I'll explain later, dude," Rainbow said.
"Hehehe..." Pinkie smiled at the other girls. "The bigger they are, the harder their muzzles scrunch!"
"And what of the metamorphic threat?" a calm, cold voice said.
Rainbow and the Herald turned about, blinking.
"... ... ..." Seraphimus stared back at them.
Rainbow glanced at Ariel, then back at the former Talon Commander. "We... uh..." She cleared her throat. "...we take turns holding sentry posts at the large storage entrance to Darrkeach. Keep our eyes to the sky and search for incoming intruders."
Seraphimus' eyes narrowed. "Has the beast not proven to avoid ordinary mortal senses?" Her bound talons twisted in their manacles. "This facility possesses the technology to send out mana-poweres spheres that act as sentries. Undoubtedly they can be employed to patrol the perimeter and alert the HQ about encroaching threats—regardless of form or element."
Silence.
"Is..." Rainbow slowly turned about to look at Flynn. "...is that—like—a thing?"
"I... could definitely look into commandeering the Cylindrimanian tech," Flynn said, rubbing his bald head. "I can't promise it'll work... but it wouldn't hurt to try."
Seraphimus nodded, exhaled, and rested against the pipework once again.
More silence.
"Great!" Rainbow smiled awkwardly. "Uhhh..." A wave of the hoof. "What she said!"
"Uhm..." Fluttershy leaned into Rarity. "What's happening here?"
"I don't know," Rarity said, shaking her head. "But I suspect it can only be a good thing."
"Alright, my little partners!" Rainbow saluted, then briskly trotted off with purpose. "Let's get to work!"
"Woohoo!" Pinkie pumped a hoof. "Montage time!"
Twilight blinked at her. "Huh?"
"Heehee! Just watch!"
Darkreach Chronicles, Part One
Whurrrrrrrrrrrr! Chtung!
The hatch to the top of the mesa slid open, revealing stars and twilight.
Kepler calmly shuffled towards the entrance. He dragged a chair with him in one talon while balancing the briefcase atop his curled scorpion tail.
The wyvern hummed calmly to himself as he sat down, facing the starlight. He balanced the briefcase on his lap, stuck a triangular crystal in, and cranked the recorder to life.
Bzzzzt!
Fluctuating lights.
Managlow.
Then...
"Brzzzzzzzttt—Achievement unlocked: access to expedition logs. This is the voice of he who would be Chief Engineer Ranort."
"Hmmmmmm..." Kepler took a calm sip from his canteen and smiled into the twilight as he listened. "Speak to me, ancient brrotherr."
"Expository statistic: It has been thirty blanketed solar rotations since we who would be the Verdestonian Expedition first settled here in the caves carved by he who would be Onyxxus. While alicorn magic has run out, the spiritual cogworks of Ring City have made themselves manifest to fill in the industrial gap. Emotional aside: I who would be called Ranort am satisfied so far with the work of my fellow brethren. Whether or not it will be enough to sustain us remains to be seen, for a candle must burn at full fuel to make even smallest spark in this forsaken wasteland."
Wildcard sat on the edge of his cot in the common room. He held his left limb out—or at least what remained of it.
Flynn, in the meantime, sat on an overturned bucket facing the griffin. With careful magical ministrations of his telekinesis, he attached numerous experimental metal bits and rings to the end of the Desperado's stub. The unicorn licked his lips, concentrating hard on his work as he sized up one structural piece after another. His mechanical lense went into overtime, rotating in and out as he attempted to concoct a mental blueprint of the new prosthetic-to-be.
Meanwhile, Logan marched up a nearby stairwell, hauling a metal crate full of rusted axes, spears, and hammers. He slapped the box down onto a table and pulled up a chair. With use of multiple sharpening stones, he inspected each weapon—one after another—and prepared to salvage what he could from the allotment. His deadpan gaze scoured the rest of the room until finally falling on the pipework opposite of the Verdestone mosaic.
Seraphimus sat calmly, munching on bleakweed as she looked at a series of parchments that had been laid on the floor before her mat. With her talons bound, she had to use her lion's tail like a prehensile limb, turning maps and ancient documents over so she could better ascertain the contents written therein.
Logan huffed and returned to his work with somber dedication.
"Labored observations: those who would be our scouts have found nothing remaining of the abandoned lunar colonies on Omega Side. It has been seven blanketed solar rotations since the last encounter with those who would be called Bloodwings.
"Prevailing theory: something of dire importance has made it more beneficial for those who would be called Bloodwings to relocate themselves elsewhere rather than perform counter-reconnaissance on that which would be the Verdestonian Expedition. Those who would be scouts believe the evidence discovered at abandoned sites suggest a swift migration Far Side.
"Personal observation: Nevertheless, she who would be Commander Gwen has taken it upon herself to issue her next few commands with more than a modicum of caution.
"Declarative statement: The latest briefing indicates that she who would be Commander Gwen has decided to send he who would be Lieutenant Warhol towards the Alpha Side to seek out more information on they who would be called the Spindlers."
Rainbow rubbed her pendant.
A ruby glow illuminated the old, rustling sheet of paper in Ariel's grasp.
Both mares hovered in place, studying the yellow'd map between them. They rotated it until the 'Omega' symbol was positioned in front of them.
Then, with calm breaths, they peered up from the parchment.
Below them stretched a sloping valley bathed in starlight. The cold earth was peppered with organic material: hundreds of thousands of overturned structures.
Rainbow looked to her side.
Fluttershy and the rest of the ghostly mares levitated nearby. The dainty pegasus looked back at Rainbow and gave a gentle nod.
Rainbow whistled, gestured to Ariel, and dove swiftly towards the ruined landscape. Ariel flew closely behind.
Soon, the two were within spitting distance of the earth. What they saw took their breaths away. The landscape was littered with the husks of tree trunks. The inner dense wood had been carved away with miraculous precision. All that remained was the bark, some of them still preserved in cylindrical fashion. Most of the husks had collapsed with time and age... and a thick sea of wood chips and mulch covered the stone floor beneath the ancient ruined forest.
Rainbow took a look at Twilight.
Twilight nodded back, confirming the sign of magical intervention from a time far-gone. Fluttershy—in the meantime—kept peering about for a hint of life that was still living.
Rarity gasped and gestured at Rainbow.
Rainbow jerked to look at her. Following the unicorn's motions, Rainbow flew over a mound of crumpled tree trunks... until she came upon the hints of a wooden shack.
Ariel's muzzle dropped. She looked on with intense fascination.
Rainbow was far calmer. With cautious steps, she approached the crooked one-story structure. Her pendant illuminated a doorframe bent under the weight of time. Peering in, she caught crates full of charred black stones. It didn't take long for Rainbow to figure out that they were ancient lunar rocks—their runes spent countless ages ago.
She pivoted about, her light illuminating a tattered velvet banner hanging from a wall above a set of rusted tools. She raised a hoof, lifting a torn length of the tapestry. Her pendant revealed the crest of Nightmare Moon, faded with time.
It was around this point that Fluttershy squeaked in a sound that was more curious than alarmed. Rainbow turned around, and her ruby eyes reflected something cold, blue, and glowing. Intrigued, she held a hoof directly over the lightning bolt of her pendant, blocking out the ruby light.
Indeed, there was a cluster of luminescent material situated in the very corner of the shack. While Rainbow looked on, Ariel crept closer. The pegasus reached a hoof out and tapped the bio-luminescent structures... which turned out to be nothing less than mushrooms. Toadstools. Concentration of fungae. The material dotting the mushrooms was alarmingly bright, and Ariel could see the sheen of her own mane in the glow. She turned to smile victoriously at Rainbow.
Rainbow exhaled warmly.
The first sign of life on the Dark Side.
It wasn't long before Ariel opened her saddlebag and began stuffing samples of the fungus into the pockets.
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Two
"Research observations: Samples taken from the wooden wreckage presumably left behind by they who would be Bloodwings would suggest that the leather-winged ponies were attempting to construct crude vehicles for transportation. He who would be Lieutenant Warhold believes they might be weapons: perhaps some form of catapults.
"Personal hypothesis: I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort suspect that they who would be Bloodwings were in fact building airships. This is based on the light-weight paneling of the discovered wreckage and the aerodynamic shape of the materials found mostly intact.
"Scientific conjecture: It remains to be seen precisely what form of fuel propulsion they who would be Bloodwings would find for use in the implementation of zeppelins. Until more discoveries are made by the patrols of he who would be Lieutenant Warhol, the hypothesis remains fellacious and unsubstantiated."
"Methane," Kepler said.
"Pfffft..." Flynn looked over from where he squatted beside Wildcard in the common room, piecing together more and more metal digits to construct a prosthetic. "Are you for real?"
Kepler nodded. "While listening to the Crrystalline Auditorry Inforrmational Neurral Emitterr, I've been glancing thrrough the Emerraldinians' sketchworrk." He held up a sheet in question. "Therre arre apparrently larrge beasts that fly overr the mountains and plains of the Darrk Side. They resemble strrange, alien manta rrays." He pointed down through the floor. "I do believe Rrainbow discoverred the fossil of such a crreaturre in one of the rresearrch chamberrs below. Although I do suspect it was an infant."
"If these things are supposed to be flying around..." Flynn narrowed his good eye. "How come we haven't seen any flocks of them?"
Wildcard mutually nodded.
"Well, accorrding to Chief Engineerr Ranorrt's logs, therre's rreason to suspect that equine crreaturres known as 'Bloodwings' werre hunting and clearring down forrests towarrds the Omega side frrom here when Darrkrreach was firrst settled."
"Bloodwings, huh?" Flynn cocked his head aside. "The Dark Vigil?"
"Indeed. They cerrtainly fit the descrription of sarrosians," Kepler said. "Anyhow, I suspect that they found the forrest and wiped it clean forr all of its wood. Then—judging from Ranorrt's hypothesis—they fashioned airr ships from the materrial. I'm talking dozens of them. Now..." He gestured with his claw. "If they herrded togetherr enough of these crreaturres, I could imagine they milked and harrvested them of whateverr naturral propulsion they possessed."
"And you think they sucked methane out of these creatures in order to propel these unseen zeppelins?" Flynn sighed. "Gotta hand it to you, Keps. Either the lack of sunlight is making you crazier or the universe stopped giving a damn countless days ago."
"Ha-hah!" Kepler grinned. "Have we not seen enough strrange things to imagine even crrazier feats?"
"Do you have any idea how concentrated those methane samples have to be in order to propel wooden skycraft?" Flynn grimaced. "I'm surprised—hundreds of years later—we all didn't blow up from lighting a torch."
"It boggles the mind, my frriend," Kepler said. "Perrhaps the Bloodw—er... sarrosians used the compound in conjunction with lunarr magic?"
"So the Trinary War was literally waged via moon farts?"
"Prrecisely."
"Now I'm really scared."
Wingflaps.
Rushing bodies.
Kepler, Wildcard, and Flynn looked over to see two mares arriving.
"Hey, guys," Ariel said, sweating under the weight of a bulging backpack. "We come bearing gifts... or curse."
Kepler's nostrils flared. "My starrs and garrterrs... what a currious smell."
"I hope you didn't bring back any packaged farts," Flynn muttered.
"Even better." Rainbow Dash opened Ariel's saddlebag, and the dim room was flooded with pale blue light.
Flynn's lense instantly retracted. "Great orgasming ostriches... the Hell is that?"
"Mushrooms," Rainbow Dash said. "About forty samples."
"You picked glowing fungae off the wasteland floor and carried it on your person?"
"No." Rainbow pouted. "I carried it on Ariel's person."
"Eh heh heh..." Ariel sweated some more.
"So... uhm..." Flynn craned his neck. "What's the big idea? Are they poisonous—?"
"I was hoping you'd tell us, smarty pants," Rainbow said. "Cuz if they are... we're in it big." She smirked. "There's an entire ravine filled with this stuff north of—er... I mean towards Omega." She looked at the others. "If we close off one of the chambers of Dark Reach, we might be able to cultivage some of our own."
"Difficult to do without rrecrreating the envirronment in which you found them, Rrainbow One."
"Well, they were mostly growing off the dead wood and mulch we discovered in the remains of the ancient forest." Rainbow patted a second saddlebag strapped to her flank. "So... I brought a bunch of samples of them too."
"Ha-hah!" Kepler grinned. "Good thinking!"
"Besides that..." Rainbow fidgeted. "There isn't much to write home about. We found a few shacks that might be remnants of an old, old lumber mill." She sighed. "But nothing's grown since the forests were cleared."
"Do you think we'll ever find out how the trees grew there to begin with?" Ariel remarked.
"Perrhaps if I can study Rrainbow's samples, I might be able to come up with a hypothesis," Kepler said.
"If you're able to, dude." Rainbow nodded. "I don't want to distract you too much from listening to the old Cylindrimanian reports."
"Harrdly a deterrrant! I am positively enrrapturred by those old jourrnals! I can scarrcely keep away!" Kepler gestured. "I simply needed to rrest my earrs and talk theorries with ourr good brrotherrs here."
"In the meantime, Flynn..." Rainbow gestured at the mushrooms. "Could you check out the shrooms here?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
"Flynn... ... ..."
"Hrmmm..." The stallion tapped his chin. "I hate to say this, Rainbow, but I don't know if I have the proper tools to give this a full alchemic test. By 'tools' I mean a frame of reference for specifically what kind of fungus we're dealing with here." He waved a fetlock. "After all, this species is completely unknown to us. It's been growing on its own in the abandoned nooks and crannies of the Dark Side for Goddess-knows-how-long. I'm not certain any pony—sarosian or otherwise—has had a chance to study it before. Finding out whether or not it's poisonous may legitimately be a crapshoot—"
A single talon reached out, snatched one mushroom, and stuffed it into a hungry beak.
Rainbow, Flynn, and Ariel sucked in their breaths—muscles tensing.
Wildcard munched, munched, munched, and swallowed. "... ... ... ... ..." After thirty seconds of staring into abject nothingness, he turned towards Rainbow and smiled with a thumb's up.
"Luna Poop..." Rainbow shook her head, voice hoarse. "Wildcard, if you weren't so suicidal, I'd kill you."
"Well... uh..." Ariel fidgeted. "Does that answer the question then?"
Flynn huffed. "It could several hours from now when our favorite griffon may or may not start hallucinating and experience a diarrheic episode."
Wildcard shrugged and laid back casually on his cot.
"Meh... whatever..." Flynn returned to fixing the metal arm. "If Bard was the one who survived, he would have poured gravy on the shroom first."
Kepler leaned in towards Wildcard. "If worrse comest to worrst, frriend, could I trrouble you forr a methane sample?" A lion's tail whapped him in the spectacles. "... ... ...alrrighty!"
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Three
"Repetitious overview: The function of that which would be the Verdestonian Expedition here in what would be called Darkreach—as fundamentally orchestrated by they who would be the Emeraldinian and Cylindrimanian Councils—is to endeavor to find a way to reach that which would be called the Midnight Armory and acquire that which would be called the Harmonic Prism.
"Current assessment: Chance of success in forging a path towards that which would be called the Midnight Armory is becoming increasingly difficult. While the missions conducted by he who would be Lieutenant Warhol have provided much information and reconaissance, the patrols are only proving more and more that there is severe peril and hardships to be had by those courageous—or suicidal—enough to venture further past an unmarked parallel of phenomenal importance."
Rainbow Dash and Ariel glided over arid plains and plateaus.
The landscape beneath them was the same slate gray and dull blue as the rest of the Dark Side behind them.
Nevertheless, the two persisted in their flight, piercing the curved horizon between Alpha and Omega.
At one point—after countless hours of flying—Rainbow Dash's brow furrowed. She squinted at the landscape ahead of them and slowed her wingflapping.
Ariel noticed the shift in momentum when she realized that she and Rainbow were descending. She opened her muzzle to say something.
Rainbow held a hoof up. She dove towards the ground in a prismatic blur.
Clenching her muzzle shut, Ariel flew after her. Soon the two were perched on a jagged precipice.
Both pegasi huddled under dull purple twilight. At last, Rainbow Dash crept forward and peered over the cliffside. Ariel shimmied up until she was lying down beside the mare. Her muzzle hung agape.
It turned out that the two ponies were teetering on the edge of a massive rift. A trench lay beneath them. Beyond that was a dense valley of... something. Stretching... yawning before the two mares was a massive plain dotted all over with organic structures. They didn't resemble trees and they didn't resemble fungae. The closest thing Rainbow could mentally compare them to was ocean kelp... only there was no water. The incalculably tall stalks drifted and swayed... only there was no wind.
Rainbow and Ariel exchanged glances. Eventually, Rainbow motioned towards Ariel's side with her head.
Ariel looked aside. She found a small rock. Grasping it in her fetlock, she awaited Rainbow's signal... then tossed the object down into the "forest."
The stone was barely ten meters above the "treetops" before—
Th-THWPPP! The tops of multiple stalks ejected featureless probiscuses that lashed and thrashed at the falling projectile. One lucky structure caught the offensive object, wrapping its prehensile stinger three times around the stone before violently sucking it back into its previously-unseen orifice. Once entering, the rock made an offensive lump that traveled slowly and grotesquely down the height of its stalk.
Ariel grimaced. Rainbow gulped.
The two backed away from the sight beneath them—with Rainbow hanging only slightly behind. She hovered a few meters above the cliff's edge to survey the area around her. She looked towards her right—towards Omega—and saw a solid cliff-face stretching as far as her mortal eyes could see. She made a similar glance to her left—towards Alpha. The same straight edge sliced towards a vanishing point. The plateau that brought Rainbow, Ariel, and the spirit of the Heraldites there ended at a savage hundred meter drop... and the alien forest stretched as far as the two pegasi could venture to guess.
"Casual observations: There are creatures and plants and insects here that are so bizarre, so alien, and so otherworldly that they defy classical scientific observation. The reason why they defy observation is that there is no conceivable way to get viable samples without risking life, limb, or—even worse—technology.
"Somber statement: He who would be Lieutenant Warhol has already lost nearly half a dozen of they who would be loyal soldiers under his watch. I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort do not blame he who would be Lieutenant Warhol for this unfortunate turn of events. Deaths were an inevitability in that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition. Surely he who would be Onyxxus knew this which is why he forwarded such a project to they who would be the Twin City Councils with such a heavy heart.
"Personal assessment: I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort am troubled by my inability to sufficiently assist he who would be Lieutenant Warhol and she who would be Commander Gwen. It was long taught to me by the who would be technologically senior that science is the true path towards ascension.
"Honest refrain: What is transpiring here is something that simply cannot be contained by science—at least not to the extent to which I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort can understand it. For reasons that cannot properly be explained, the desolation of the Dark Side gives way to pure and unfettered alien wilderness that begins approximately five kilometers Curveward from the location of that which would be called Darkreach. At the same time, those who would be the unclassified denizens of this realm do not venture Edgeward past the inexplicable cliffface that separates all. While it is fortunate for that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition that we are not consistently assaulted by these unpredictable hazards, it only makes the mission to that which would be called the Midnight Armory that much more difficult."
"To make it brrief..." Kepler sipped from a canteen and gazed across the metal map of the HQ room. "...Chief Engineerr Rranorrt was deeply trroubled by his findings."
"Well, he was pretty darn accurate," Rainbow muttered, standing beside Ariel and Logan. "The desolate landscape does—in fact—end at a sheer drop about five kilometers Curveward."
"What kind of a drop are we talking about?" Logan asked.
Ariel "dove" her hoof down and made a whistling noise... followed by. "Plunk!" She looked at the others with worried blue eyes. "Right into a bunch of hungry grass!"
"Hungry grass...?" Logan squinted. "Based on most coffee clubs I've been to, it works the other way around, girl."
"She's being literal, Big Show," Rainbow droned. "There's a big freakin' forest of... like... five-story-tall demon weed." She gulped. "And when we tossed a rock down into the whole mess, they slurped it up like a brussel sprout."
"Why not just say 'meatball?'" Ariel remarked.
"Do you forget who you're listening to?"
"Ah. Heh. My bad."
"Meh."
"A forest of rock-eating trees..." Logan was already grimacing. "And was there any clear path through this shit?"
Rainbow shook her head. "Not that we could see. We flew about a mile towards Alpha and then back the same distance towards Omega to check."
"But we didn't fly much further," Ariel said. "We had little resources and needed to come back, after all."
Logan sighed heavily. "I hate to say it, folks. But if we can't find a path through a pony-eating backyard... then I'm not sure we're gonna get all that friggin' far in this safari of ours."
Kepler spoke up: "I grreatly suspect that therre is a way thrrough the mess," Kepler said with a smile. "I've not had time to arrrange the crrystaline data crrystals at ourr disposal. So—I've been listening to ourr beloved Ranorrt's audio logs out of orrderr."
"Yeah? And?" Rainbow blinked. "Did any of Wormhole's expeditions make it through?"
"Warhol," Kepler corrected. "And to answer your question—yes. However, I've yet to learn how."
"Well, what did they find out there?" Logan asked.
Kepler fidgeted. "It... is difficult to explain."
"Keps..." Logan folded his forelimbs, huffing. "Do you have a job or don't you?"
"Please be patient with me, brrotherr. Evidently, the Cylindrrimanians werre nothing if not thorrough in the depths to which they made notes of things!" He smiled in spite of the situation. "I've no doubt that I will be able to piece an entirre picturre togetherr in due time!" He suffered a prolonged sigh. "I simply took a brreak because I feel terrribly forr our illustrrious engineerr of olde. Turrns out he was quite vexxed at the rreporrts that came in frrom Warrhol's crrew."
"I don't blame him," Rainbow said. "I'm pretty vexxed by what Ariel and I saw ourselves."
"Well, maybe it's not so bad," Ariel said. "We've got one thing Ranort didn't."
"Oh yeah?" Rainbow looked over. "What?"
"You." Ariel slapped a hoof over the edge of the desk. The pins lifted, fell, and lifted in fluid motion. Eventually the rusted metal landscape "shifted" from the mesa, gradually sloping upwards until it came to an abrupt end at a straight-edged neverending cliff. "This is what we have mapped five kilometers Curveside from Darkreach. And what's the distance anyone would venture to guess is between here and the Edge?"
Kepler's brow furrowed. "Why... I would say ten kilometerrs."
"Yeah." Logan nodded. "Twelve tops."
"Okay... so..." Ariel pointed. "About fifteen to seventeen kilometers from the plane's Edge is this big frickin' scar. And—look—from the shape of the gigantic stone plateau sloping upwards from place we left Axan's corpse... doesn't it look sorta like some severe cataclysm happened ages ago?"
"The Sundering..." Rainbow murmured.
Ariel looked at her. "What have you in your travels learned, Rainbow, that Ranort couldn't possibly have figured out on his own centuries ago, even with all the Cylindrimanian smarty-pants at his disposal?"
Rainbow took a deep breath. "That there are several planes. More than one of them." She gulped. "That this world came from an entire ring... from Urohringr."
"Maybe... just maybe..." Ariel gestured. "...something to do with the Sundering has made this whole land—this whole plateau—super duper inhospitable to all life trying to settle here." She looked aside. "Glowing mushrooms and forcibly planted forests aside."
"It would also suggest that the Sunderring was everry bit as severre as the verry name entails," Kepler remarked. "What's to say therre werren't a myrriad of harrmful elements at play... perrmanently scarring the landscape so close to this plane's edge when the porrtions of Urrohrringrr separrated?"
"If... that's true..." Rainbow blanched. "...then how come we didn't see any of that in Rohbredden?"
"Who says we didn't?" Logan remarked.
"Huh?"
Logan shrugged. "The alicorns blessed the Light Side, remember? There're oceans flowing and forests growing and squirrels having sex all over the place there." He raised an eyebrow. "The Sundering's scar has scabbed over."
"Lest we forrget..." Kepler waved a claw. "The Six Trribes werre in turrmoil... fighting overr a frrozen landscape. It took Verrlax's intervention—howeverr malevolent in the end—to turrn the sole continent at the Edge into something rremotely 'civilized.'"
"Okay... I'll buy that." Rainbow took a deep breath. "So... what does that mean for us?"
"Things get hella harder at the cliff's edge five kilometers from here," Logan said. He looked up. "And the next order of business is finding a path through it."
"Or how to clear our own path."
Logan's nostrils flared. "I think the former is a Hell of a lot easier than the latter." He flexed a muscle. "Unless you want me to grab my axe and start monster-weed-whacking."
"Ugh..." Rainbow rubbed her head.
"'Ugh' is right," Ariel remarked.
"Kepler, keep listening to Ranort's blargh."
"Aye, Rrainbow One."
"Logan, keep putting together an arsenal. Ariel?" Rainbow turned and trotted out of the room. "Get some rest."
"Rest?" Ariel winced. "What about you?"
"Gonna talk to Flynn about some stuff."
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Four
"Engineer's assessment: After multiple applications of mana leylines to the rocks retrieved from Curveside by the expedition of he who would be Lieutenant Warhold, I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort have determined that a triply-entwined leyline at maximum mana application is capable of recreating the hovering properties of the Darkside materials that have been scavenged.
"Modest proposal: Once a constant levitation has been achieved, affixing the stones to a wagon might allow for ease of transportation. With the permission of she who would be Commander Gwen, I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort shall set about on constructing such a vehicle as soon as possible."
"Wagon?" Flynn's muzzle scrunched as he followed Rainbow Dash up a stairwell. "I'm afraid I haven't seen such a thing."
Rainbow flew ahead of him. "You've spent all this time maintaining the colony's energy core—"
"And working on Wildcard's new arm," Flynn added. "Which is almost done, by the way."
"Right." Rainbow emerged onto the large loading chamber of Darkreach. The hatch to the mesa's top was still open, and programmed Darkstinian spheres flitted in and out, returning/embarking upon their automated patrols. "So, you haven't had time to explore every room of this place."
"I... uh... figured that was Ariel's and Big Show's job," Flynn said. He gulped. "Maybe yours too."
"Well, I need your help with this one particular thing."
Flynn came to a stop, shrugging. "What one particular thing?"
Rainbow rummaged about the room, squinting in the twilight pouring in from the great Dark outside. "According to Kepler, the latest log of Chief Engineer Ranort talks about a 'hovercraft' that they were working on."
"A hovercraft?" Flynn made a face, his metal lens retracting. "We're talking about stuff built hundreds of years ago!"
"Dude. The ancient Cylindrimanians built programmable robot spheres, talking briefcases, and a real kickin' a/c unit."
Flynn sighed, nodding. "You make a good point." He brushed back invisible bangs, looking across the chamber. "I guess I've found it all a bit overwhelming ever since we arrived on the Dark Side."
"Really?" Rainbow overturned metal crates and dusty toolboxes. "I figured you would be overjoyed."
"I'd be much happier if all this junk was still working perfectly."
"Seems working well enough to me." Rainbow threw him a brief smile. "Thanks to you."
"Right. All work. No observation."
"Well, I'm really sorry, Flynn," Rainbow said. "Maybe once we get a breather, I'll let you have a squat with the Crystalline Audio... uh... Internet Butler... thingy."
"Hmmmm..." Flynn smiled to himself. "I must admit, I've envied Kepler's calm journey of Cylindrimanian education as of late. Not that I don't mind tinkering on the Desperado's new limb, but still." A breath. "This 'Chief Engineer' Ranort fellow seems pretty dedicated to his craft. Still..." His good eye narrowed. "The Hell is this 'hovercraft' shit all about?"
"According to Kepler, he explained it without so much as snickering or hiccuping," Rainbow said, continuing to rummage. "So far, Ranort's logs have proven pretty straight-forward and to the point. I don't think a Darkstinian forefather would be capable of exagerrating."
"Did he give any sort of visual description at all?" Flynn asked, shrugging. "Anything that could help us in our search?"
"He just... described it as a simple pre-built vehicle. Y'know... like a normal wagon that the Emeraldinians would have taken with them to cart stuff from the edge to the mesa." She paused for a breath, peering around. "Something wide... flat... plain..." She scratched her chin—just above her Element. "Probably covered with a huge tarp."
"You mean... like this?"
"...???" Rainbow turned around.
Flynn gestured at a massive blue sheet covering what looked to be a table in the corner. With a savage tug of telekinesis, the stallion lifted the tarp off. In a flurry of dust, a wide metal wagon was revealed, resting on a series of metal crossbeams. Its wheels were replaced with clusters of dull blue rocks all bound together in rusted chains.
"Huh..." Rainbow blinked. "Looks like it hasn't got a lot of mileage lately."
"There's a problem, Rainbow," Flynn said.
"Yeah?"
"It... uh... doesn't have any wheels."
"Ohhhhhh..." Rainbow's eyes crossed. "...you don't say."
"What..." Flynn leaned down, peering closely at the chained rocks. "...are these stones?"
"That's another thing Kepler mentioned." Rainbow strolled closer. "Chief Engineer Ranort talks about some rocks 'scavenged from Curveside.'"
"Around the area you and Ariel visited the other day?"
"I'd venture to say further," Rainbow said. "Maybe those crazy killer kelp things weren't there hundreds of years ago." Rainbow gulped. "Anyways... these rocks that were found were apparently capable of 'levitating.'"
"Levitating rocks???" Flynn made a face.
Rainbow shrugged. "Dark Side, remember?"
"Yeah..." Flynn scratched his scuffy chin. "I guess." He gave the pebbly mass a meager zap of magic. Nothing happened. "Still... do you have any idea what it takes to rev up half-a-thousand-year-old floating rocks? Cuz I sure don't."
Rainbow's muzzle scrunched. "Kepler quoted Ranort as saying... 'triply-entwined leyline at maximum mana application.'"
"Oye."
Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "Is that a good or a bad 'oye'?"
"Just a costly one," Flynn said. "The Cylindrimanians certainly didn't mind using a lot of juice."
"Do... we have the proper enchantment materials to do something like that?" Rainbow asked. "I don't want us to accidentally end up in the dark here... literally."
"Nah. We're overflowing," Flynn said. "I mean... it'd royally sucked if we had any intention of bunking here in Darkreach permanently. But we should be gone long before we've fully eaten into the mana reserves here."
"Well, good. You've got a new project, Flynn! Bet you're jazzed."
"And that is...?"
Rainbow pointed. "Do... uh... a 'rock analysis' on those... erm... rocks." She cleared her throat. "Then try and find more of them. There's gotta be a spare cluster somewhere in one of the chambers below."
"You want me to tune up this... floaty-wagon?"
"That's the idea."
"To what end?"
"We're going to need tools and resources for the journey ahead," Rainbow Dash said. "It'd be really nice if we had something to ease our passage. If the Emeraldinian Expedition discovered something... it'd be outright criminal for us to not utilize it."
"Right."
"Cool. Good to know we're on the same page."
"Oh, same page for sure!" Flynn bit his lip, staring at the dull rocks beneath the wagon. "Just a big-ass novel, is all."
"Lemme know if you need a bookmark." Rainbow Dash trotted back towards the stairwell. "I got more Dark Siding to do."
"Any idea where Ranort got these freaky-ass rocks?"
"That's something I'm hoping to learn myself."
"Theoretical statement: The levitating rocks are just a small product of an even greater phenomenon that is yet to be discovered. It is more than evident from the reports given by he who would be Lieutenant Warhol that magic operates differently on this edge of the plane. From an observational statement, one can take a survey of the rest of the Curve and note several anomalous occurrences at a distance. It is the hypothesis of I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort that there is an otherworldly form of seismic activity that bridges the ancient foundations of the earth with the chaotic elements of the realms beyond the firmaments. If this is even remotely close to the truth, then it will present an immeasurable challenge to that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition once she who would be Commander Gwen finally issues the command to venture forth towards the Midnight Armory."
"So..." Ariel slapped a button on the map-table of the HQ room.
The pins rose and fell, illustrating a dense "forest" between the mesa and curveside.
"Right between us and the Midnight Armory is this big 'forest' of horribad tentacle thingies." Ariel weathered a shudder, sighed, and continued. "Towards Omega—where Rainbow and I have flown—are the abandoned lumberyards... presumably left by the Bloodwings before they retreated Curveside."
"That's also where you found the shrooms," Logan said, standing beside Rainbow.
"Right... and those are growing nicely downstairs, by the way!" Ariel said with a proud grin.
"And the Desperado hasn't keeled over yet," Logan added. "Soooo—"
Rainbow waved a hoof. "Let's stay on point, everypony."
"Right." Ariel tapped the button again. The pins on the table shifted to exposed a wide swath of undiscovered topography. "Alpha side. We've yet to explore that area."
"Considering where we left the Light Side," Logan remarked. "So far north... parallel to Rohbredden..."
"I see where you're going," Ariel said with a nod. "There should be waaaaay more Alpha than Omega to explore."
"And just how much of it are you going to explore?" Logan remarked. "If this killer grass flows all the way from horizon to horizon, we're pretty screwed."
"Well, we obviously don't have the time or resources to do a lateral scaling of the Plane and make it to and from the Midnight Armory," Ariel said. "But... I do suggest we fly a little further than normal." She exhaled, glancing at Rainbow. "Just to see if there's a break—any break—in the dense forest."
"And once you find a break..."
"...we find our path to Curveside, the Armory, and beyond."
Logan glanced over. "Guess you know what your next field trip's gonna be about, Rainbow."
Rainbow sighed. "Wish I brought some gum with me." A tail flick, and she casually exited the room. "Pack your saddlebags, Ariel. We're flying high for the weekend."
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Five
"Empathetic statement: There has been an awful lot of pressure placed on the shoulders of he who would be Lieutenant Warhol. While I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort have no doubt that he who would be Lieutenant Warhol posssesses the fortitude and courage to accomplish the tasks given by she who would be Commander Gwen, I fear that his strength will be sapped long before that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition requires his services in traversing Curveside and the perils beyond.
"Pessimistic aside: I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort have no concerns about accomplishing the tasks that are before me. However, I do not believe that he who would be Lieutenant Warhol or any other potential leaders assigned by that which would be the Twin City Councils can feasibly establish a firm hoofhold beyond the mesa where that which would be called Darkreach has been situated.
"Practical assessment: The task ahead of us requires the utilization of complete armies. A mere expedition simply is not enough to carve a path through the chaos and alien wilderness. I do not believe that I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort is alone in this assessment. I can see it in the face of she who would be Commander Gwen. We who would be the Verdestonian Expedition is severely lacking the sheer numbers necessary to scale that which would be called the Dark Side. This is especially true since they who would be the potential nemeses of this landscape have no less than three armies at their disposal."
"You... uh... you seem distracted," Ariel remarked.
"... ... ..." Rainbow blinked. She gazed aside through Scootaloo's goggles. "Hmmm?" Another blink. "Oh. Sorry, girl."
The two mares flew side by side, following the line of waving, living stalks that dwelled just beyond the drop of the razor-sharp cliffside.
Ariel flew closer. "Wanna share?"
"Not much to share," Rainbow muttered. "For every bit of information Kepler relays to me about Ranort's log... the old engineer's entries just come across as... more and more obscure." He gulped. "The only good thing I gain from it all—if you could call it 'good'—is that the ancient Cylindrimanian tinkerer didn't have high hopes for reaching the Midnight Armory."
"Well, they never did, right?" Ariel smirked slightly. "That's not exactly a spoiler."
"Still. If the Darkside Expedition was such an abject failure, you'd think they would spot it from hundreds of miles away," Rainbow muttered as the two drifted up and down in the cold winds. Twilight and nebulaic colors glinted off their sweat-stained feathers. "I mean... they weren't exactly idiots."
"From what Kepler says, they were sorta underfunded," Ariel said.
"More like undersupplied," Rainbow corrected. "Seems that they all had a go-to guy named 'Lieutenant Warhol.' He was responsible for all of the patrols and mini-expeditions."
Ariel grinned. "Sorta like what we're doing right now!"
"Right. Only a lot more perilous. They had no clue what they were dealing with. Us? We're cheating, really."
"Really?"
"Yeah. We're running on all of my long-winded conversations with Luna, Whitemane, Chrysalis, and Mortuana." Rainbow gulped. "And now we've got Ranort to use as a foundation."
"Maybe he expected this?" Ariel remarked.
"Hmmm?"
"Maybe he knew failure was at hoof," Ariel clarified. "It might explain why he was so densely recording log entries while he was in Darkreach."
"That or he was in a super sappy mood."
"Huh?"
Rainbow shook her head. "Never mind."
"I'd love to see you in a sappy mood," Ariel said, winking.
"Heh. I bet you would."
"Still. No reason to be so glum. Not yet, at least."
"You think?" Rainbow gazed lethargically at the living forest to their right as they flew ever-Alpha. "Sure, we've got a few dozen advantages that the Darkside Expedition didn't. But..." Her brow furrowed. "Is the journey ahead any less impossible?"
"You've faced worse, Rainbow," Ariel said. "Don't you think?"
"Well, I'd like to think," Rainbow replied. "But someday that simplified sort of thinking is going to screw me over. Maybe things can be easy... but pretending it is all the time has messed up with my progress before." She clenched her teeth. "Sometime... I dunno when... but I learned to get serious about being serious."
"That's not entirely true," Ariel said. She stuck her tongue out. "'Zoop.'"
Rainbow rolled her eyes.
Ariel giggled.
A slight smirk crossed Rainbow's fuzzy muzzle. "Still... I keep looking and looking for the obstacle..."
"What obstacle?"
"The obstacle... the one that the Emeraldinians couldn't surpass..." Rainbow gulped. "The sort of obstacle that... that Verlax saw... that she supposedly put me to the test over."
Ariel squinted. "You certain you didn't face that on the way over here?"
"I don't think I have. And even if I did... it wasn't legit."
"How so?"
Rainbow gulped. "Bard and Axan bit it so I didn't have to. It's not the same."
"Oh Rainbow..."
"It's okay..." Rainbow shuddered in mid-flight. "I'm not trying to downplay the sacrifices they made. But... at some point or another... I'm gonna have to face a tough decision... and I can already feel Verlax snickering from beyond the grave."
"I thought you were past her."
"There are some things you are never past." Rainbow looked at a glossy stretch of polished stone beneath her. For a moment she saw—or thought she saw—a reflection of goat hair and grinning teeth. "No matter how far you fly."
"Well, do what you've always done," Ariel said. "Eyes front..."
"...and wings out." Rainbow nodded. "Believe me, girl, I try."
"And no matter how much you whine and moan in your own subtle way..." Ariel winked. "I know you're not a pessimist deep down."
"How do you figure?"
"Well, you've never kept a journal, have you?" Ariel suppressed a giggle. "You're a lonnnnng stone's throw from Ranort in that case."
Silence.
"Yeah..." Rainbow chuckled breathily. "I guess I am."
"Uhhhhhh... Rainbow?"
"Hmmm?" Rainbow looked behind her shoulder. "You're not gonna suggest I make Flynn build a trapper-keeper, are you?"
Ariel pointed a fetlock towards the right. "Look at that."
"Look at what?" Rainbow craned her neck. Far below them—just beyond the edge of the cliff—there was a section of the living forest that was empty. In the place of the living stalks was a stretch of what looked like impossibly huge plates of glass. They glinted immaculately in the starlight above. "Okay... what the buck...?"
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Six
"Alarming update: He who would be Lieutenant Warhol has spotted something.
"Fragmentary assessment: Those who would make up the expedition of he who would be Lieutenant Warhol discovered what appeared to have been a non-organic floating object towards Alpha. The construct was described as artificial in nature. It is not to be confused with wooden zeppelins theorized to have been constructed by they who would be Bloodwings, last evidenced towards Omega. It is also not to be confused with the levitating rocks observed towards Curveside. Instead—from the statements given by he who would be Lieutenant Warhol—the object resembled a geometrically perfect series of glass planes forming a rectangular solid that floated under its own unknown propulsion over the wasteland of the Dark Side. The planes possessed a singular glow, emitting a bright crimson light visible to all who would make up the expedition of he who would be Lieutenant Warhol.
"Personal reflection: I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort do believe that we are now dealing with an unknown faction of sapient entities in possession of remarkable magic. It is a shame that those who would be the expedition of he who would be Lieutenant Warhol were not capable of approaching the curious phenomenon any closer. No doubt the technology that empowers this object is a level of perfection that those who would be the divine purveyors of progress in that which would be Cylindrimane have only dreamt of in all their years of dedication to their craft.
"Concluding thought: We who would be the Verdestonian Expedition set out upon the Dark Side in expectation of chaos. I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort now believe that we have discovered a new definition of order. It is difficult to put into words the emotions that I am currently feeling. There has been so very little to hope for. And yet now—in the bleakness—a sense of wonder draws me Curveside. I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort can do nothing more in that which would be called Darkreach but waste away, and yet I must not share these unprofessional feelings with she who would be Commander Gwen."
Rainbow Dash descended.. hovered... but didn't quite touch down. She stared down at her own reflection... glinting off an immaculate plate of ruby-tinted glass. Stars and nebulae hung like a canvas behind her own image.
"Twilight...?" Rainbow gulped. "Rarity...?" Her eyes searched her own reflection and beyond. "Front and center."
Ariel nervously hovered behind her. The dimensions of the collapsed plate of glass afforded them a teensy bit of space where they could fly free of the living stalks on all sides. A solid path of open air swam up the mountain side from which they descended. It was quieter than a library upon the fringes of the living forest of flesh-eating kelp.
"You... uh... you going to touch the stuff or what?" Ariel asked.
"Just a sec," Rainbow muttered as familiar colors hovered parallel with her. "Consulting my friends."
"Whew-wee..." Ariel shook her head with a smile. "What I wouldn't give to have a cabal of handy mares to float tightly around me at a simple beck and call." She blushed slightly. "Erm... you know what I mean."
"Uh huh." Rainbow looked aside at Rarity. "What is it made of, Rares?"
"Hmmmmm..." Rarity tapped her pale muzzle, squinting hard at the reflective material. She remained silently contemplative like that for a while.
"Oooookay. I'll get back to you." Rainbow turned towards Twilight. "Is it gonna zap me if I touch it?"
"Not even remotely," Twilight said. "Whatever it is—it can most definitely channel mana-energy, but right now it's inert." She looked up, blinking. "It's been that way for a long time."
"Yeah? How long?"
Twilight shook her head. "Unclear."
"I wouldn't suggest we stay here too long, Rainbow," Fluttershy said, nervously eyeing the quivering stalks on all sides of the fallen plate. "I somehow feel that these things might be able to sense our proximity. It'd be awful if they snatched up you or even Ariel for dinner."
"Yeah, I'm with Fluttershy on that," Applejack said. "I've seen enough bad dreams to know where this is going."
"It's okay. We won't be long." Rainbow looked aside once again. "Rarity...?"
"It's... glass," the fashionista said.
Rainbow face-hoofed. "Jee. Thanks."
"But don't get me wrong!" Rarity looked up with bright eyes. "It's not the same as the kind of glass you'd get in a mirror! Or set upon a vanity! Or manufacture a window with!"
"So... what? It's super chaos glass?" Rainbow looked up the mountainside. "How the heck did it form? Not like there's something that would have spilled it out of the rock."
"Oh, it's definitely artificial," Rarity said. "At least... I-I think it is."
"Huh?"
"Just... t-touch it," Rarity insisted.
Rainbow looked at Twilight once more.
Twilight nodded.
Exhaling gently, Rainbow stopped flapping her wings. She landed nimbly in the middle of the ruby sheet.
Pl-Plonk!
"Oooh!" Pinkie smiled at the others. "Makes a nice sound effect!"
Ariel also touched down. Plonk! Breathing calmly, she and Rainbow exchanged looks.
"It feels..." Rainbow blinked. "...dull."
"And yet it's glossy," Rarity said. "Polished, even. No sign of dirt. Not even a speck of dust."
"Maybe it's built out of somethang that resists impurities?" Applejack suggested.
"It's... built out of something, alright..." Rarity sighed. "The... the closest I can come up with is... is..." She looked squarely at Rainbow. "... ... ...the shards we found in Darkreach."
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "You mean the stuff Flynn's using to power up the core?"
"I-I think what Rarity's trying to say..." Twilight's lips pursed as she thought aloud: "...is that it's less like glass and more like crystal?"
"Precisely!" Rarity gasped, phasing chest-deep through the polished floor so she could examine the material even closer. For as solid and unbreakable as it was, the material was no more than three or four inches thick. "It's almost as if the entire thing is made out of the same substance as that which powers up Darkreach! But... perhaps... a slightly different composition. More..." Her ears drooped as she searched for the word: "Concentrated."
"Imagine if you could attach leylines to this," Fluttershy said.
"You could power up Darkreach forever!" Applejack said with a smile.
"That's... not likely how it would work," Twilight remarked, shaking her head. "I think we're dealing with something we've never seen before."
"Maybe we haven't!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "But what about Dashie?"
The mares looked at her.
"I've... never seen anything like this," Rainbow said, shifting her weight across the panel. "I mean... well..."
"What?" Twilight asked.
"There's skystone," Rainbow said. "The Noble Jury was powered by a huge friggin' chunk of the stuff. But it was like a literal turd of glowing red crystal. Also, I've taken glimpses of the skystard fields to the north of where I've flown... not to mention the stuff that the Naga used to power their own airships." She shook her head. "I've never seen it carved up into a perfectly flat plate of glass."
"What marvelous engineer," Rarity cooed. "It couldn't have been the brutish Dark Vigil! Or could sarosians somehow have progressed far enough to carve something like this?"
"Can skystone form on the Dark Side?" Applejack said.
"I don't see why not," Rainbow said. "It just likes to form along the horizontal edges of the plane. I've always assumed it has something to do with how Urohringr was once connected... and then savagely broken off by the Sundering."
Twilight looked at Rarity. "Are you detecting more pieces of this kind of material nearby... or in the distance?"
"Funny you should ask, darling," Rarity said, rubbing her skull in concentration. "I'm already attempting to search for it."
Pinkie grinned. "Who wants to vote for Rare-Rare as ghost-pony-mvp?"
Fluttershy smiled. "She gets my vote."
"Silly Flutters. We might need you yet when something tries to eat us."
"Oh. Uhm..."
"Ahem..." Ariel trotted closer to Rainbow. "Sorry to interrupt, but..." She arched an eyebrow. "Any revelations?"
Rainbow glanced at her. "It's made out of crystal. Not glass."
"Crystal?" Ariel made a face. She gawked at the transparent material beneath them, spotting nothing but solid black grit and grime beyond the sheet. "Who the heck built it?"
"No clue," Rainbow said. "We're dealing with new, freaky stuff."
"Oh, joy."
"I've got it!" Rarity exclaimed triumphantly. "I sense... I-I sense other sheets!"
"You do?" Twilight grinned. "How many?"
"Five! At least... yes. Definitely five." She turned around, pointing at various spots along the Alpha, Omega, and Curveside "horizons." "There... there and there... and there and there." A shuddering breath. "They're... so randomly placed. It's a bit hard to judge, but one of them—Curveside—appears to be located in an 'epicenter' so to speak."
"Five plus one," Twilight said. "Six plates... six sides."
"Huh?" Rainbow turned to face her.
"I... I think we're dealing with some sort of cube," Twilight said. "Or a rectangular solid."
"Oh yeah?" Rainbow squinted. "Powered by what?"
Twilight merely stared at her. Ultimately, she shrugged.
"Uhm... if I might add something?" Fluttershy spoke up.
"Out with it, girl."
"I'm sensing five things too," Fluttershy said. "Or—more specifically—five absences of things."
"What?"
"Ahem..." Applejack floated closer. "I think she means wherever these other five plates landed, there's nothin' growin' on them or beneath them."
"It's just like with where we are right now, Rainbow," Fluttershy said. "Whatever happened with this sheet, it landed here a long time ago and crushed all the ground beneath it." She shook her head. "None of the stalks around us can grow beneath us."
"Well, lucky for us," Rainbow said. "I... uh..." She scratched her chin, gazing west to where the sheet ended before a wall of stalks. "...I don't suppose they can help us leapfrog our way across this gunky forest of willies."
"Perish the thought!" Rarity clenched her teeth, shivering. "There's simply too much perilous distance between the plates."
"Still..." Rainbow scratched her chin as she looked at the steep mountainside cascading down into the glass plate. It was almost a perfect slope—free of crags and shoals. "...we just might have the next best thing."
"What?" Ariel caught Rainbow's gaze. "What's the next best thing?"
"Wuh oh..." Pinkie Pie clutched her curling tail. "I detect something stupiddddd!"
"Heh. Maybe the king of all stupidz." Rainbow flapped her wings and flew safely away from the flanking stalks. "Time to finish our patrol. Come, Ariel."
"Heh..." The Heraldite gladly flew after her. "You know the magic word."
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Seven
"Journalistic update: She who would be Commander Gwen arranged a meeting between herself and they who would be the executive officials of that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition. During said conference, she who would be Commander Gwen addressed the unexplained decline in supplies from the Light Side.
"Current imperative: Until we know more information concerning the cutoff of the supply line from the Edge, we who would be the Verdestonian Expedition must focus on the mission that has been given to us. To that end, she who would be Commander Gwen has taken it upon herself to accompany he who would be Commander Warhol on the latest trip Curveside. This will be the longest and furthest-reaching journey to date, and the intended result is to finally reveal a navigable path to the Harmonic Prism.
"Somber reflection: If some unforeseen circumstances have cut off our connection with they who would be the Council of Two Cities, then we who would be the Verdestonian Expedition must come to grips with our function here on the Dark Side. There is a goal to accomplish, and it may very well entail abandoning that which would be called the Colony of Darkreach."
"Now..." Flynn clasped a metal tray in his hooves. The bottom was bejeweled with tiny glowing pebbles that he further enchanted with a brief zap of telekinesis. "...observe."
That said, the stallion placed the tray flatly atop a long table in the common room and lightly shoved it towards the edge.
Rainbow Dash and Ariel's heads turned as they observed the metal panel gently drifting across the table. As it reached the far end, it coasted out into thin air. Its fall to the floor was lengthy and sluggish, like a feather with some divine purpose. Rainbow Dash mentally clocked the duration of five seconds before the enchanted metal tray finally made contact with the common room floor. It did so gracefully, and still it didn't lose its momentum... eventually coasting to a limp drift against the limbs of a disinterested Seraphimus shackled to the pipework.
"Fillies and gentlecolts..." Flynn stood up with a proud smile. "It would seem that the Darkreach Expedition achieved levitation."
"Uhhhhhh..." Ariel squinted. "Didn't the Cylindrimanians already achieve that with their weird floating sphere thingies?"
Flynn rolled his eye. "This is different, Ariel."
"Yeah, girl." Rainbow nodded. "I instructed Flynn to start working on this days ago." She nodded in the stallion's direction. "Give us the lecture, dude."
"So..." He paced over towards where the tray landed. "...I followed some notes that I found in one of the research chambers down below. Turns out the Emeraldinians... Cylindrimanians... whoever had a specific way for 'triply entwining leylines.' It took some practice, but I was able to copy their work... albeit on a small scale." He hesitantly approached Seraphimus and ultimately lifted the tray back up with his telekinesis. "Ahem..." Approaching the two mares, he randomly juggled the tray in one hoof—which floated and twirled a few extra seconds longer than it was naturally supposed to. "As you can see, I've managed to get this tray to defy gravity a bit... so to speak. It's not quite so reality-breaking as it looks. The leyline entanglement simply magnifies the levitation properties of the rock samples we've salvaged... which—in and of itself—is probably some crazy ass side effect of chaos energy. Anyways... back in their ancient hayday, the ponies of Darkreach applied the same mechanic to large-scale objects."
"Like big metal wagons," Rainbow droned."
"However." Flynn gestured. "I'm far from being able to mimic that." He tossed the tray across the room like a slowly whirling discus. "That will take me Goddess-knows how long to master. Weeks, maybe. I'm not sure we can even afford that time."
Seconds later, Rainbow smoothely caught the spinning tray in her wing. "It'll be worth it if it'll help us."
"Help us do what, Rainbow Dash?" Flynn shrugged. "No offense, but you haven't exactly been up front with me."
Ariel looked at Rainbow.
"Tell me, Flynn, dude..." Rainbow juggled the tray in her wing. "What are the chances that a wagon fitted with these rocks—just like this tray—will land upright?"
Flynn pointed. "Look for yourself."
Holding her breath, Rainbow tossed the tray wildly towards the ceiling. It pinballed off the walls twice... ... ... but landed miraculously with the bejeweled part facing down.
"Huh..." Rainbow blinked.
"I've tossed it around over two dozen times like you did and recorded my results," Flynn said. "There's about a ninety-percent chance of it landing upright. I could explain the math about how the leyline entanglement works in messing with the enchanted object's center of gravity... but... I know you'd just burp through it."
Rainbow lurched, holding a hoof over her bulging cheeks. She swallowed before wheezing: "Point taken."
"Something tells me..." A cool voice exhaled, accompanied by a cool set of manacled talons that picked up the tray once again bumping into her. Seraphimus gazed lethargically at the tray and its glowing pebbles. "...that your illustrious leader is planning to blow something grossly out of proportion."
"Pffft... get off it," Flynn said, frowning. "Rainbow knows better than to throw the entire party into jeopardy over some stupid stunt!"
Ariel coughed and fidgeted.
"... ... ...?" Flynn looked at Ariel, then at Rainbow Dash. His muzzle hung agape in abject confusion.
"Flynn... buddy..." Rainbow winced through a cheesy smile. "If we were to... oh, I dunno... magnify the scale of your little table tray experiment by a factor of ten and... let's say... push it violently down a mountainside so that it launches off a ramp down below made of pure crystal..." Her eyes narrowed. "...for how many miles do you think it and its entire supply of equipment could glide before touching the ground again?"
Dead silence.
Flynn's metal lenses retracted. "Are you high?"
"It's just a hypothetical question, Flynn—" Ariel began.
"Don't you start!" Flynn pointed at her with a frown. "I know you're always defending her but... buck me sideways!" He stomped a hoof. "Can't we just find a normal path over the wasteland like normal equine beings?!" He gawked. "... ... ...normal equine beings who want to live?!"
"Flynn, Ariel and I have been all over Alpha and Omega!" Rainbow groaned. "There's no way past this friggin' forest of death-weed! Now, Ariel and Wildcard and I and maybe Kepler could try gliding over that mess, but then we'd be leaving three others behind and we can't carry all of the equipment we'll sorely need on our own!"
"Well, can't we just burn the stupid stalks or slice through them with Logan's axe?!" Flynn scowled. "Or are you subscribing to the Equestrian School of 'defend all sentient weed-monsters' thought?"
"Dude—there's like... too much of them!" Rainbow shrugged wildly. "Ariel and I found something that—I believe—could actually work out!"
"Work out?! How?! Where?!" Flynn gestured wildly. "In a cartoon?!" The stallion flailed his forelimbs at the lengths of Darkreach around them. "Rainbow Dash—tell me—does this all look like a cartoon to you?!"
"At last, a lick of sense..." Seraphimus droned, turning the tray over her in her bound claws. "Somewhat belated, but still..."
"You shut up!" Rainbow frowned at her, then turned to Flynn once more. "Flynn... I had you work on this project for a reason. If there is a way... any way... that we can afford even an ounce of flight with all of the ponies and equipment and sound effects at our disposal, shouldn't we leap upon that?" She smiled genuinely. "You've got the resources! You've got the data! Just keep working on this idea and I know you'll come up with a solution! I have faith in you!"
"Rainbow Dash, this has nothing to do with 'faith,'" Flynn growled. "It's about ascertaining the gravity of the world around us and treating it with an ounce of realism! This is the Dark Side! It's nothing like you've ever stupidly brute-forced your way through before! You have to think progressively!"
"I'm just trying to provide us a solution here—"
"Dammit, Rainbow, you gotta stop trying to recreate the Noble Jury!"
"Flynn!" Ariel hissed.
Silence.
Seraphimus' charcoal eyes darted between the mare and the stallion.
Rainbow took a deep breath. "I know what I've left behind, Flynn. And as for my 'stupid brute force'... it's worked more times for me than anything has ever worked out for you and your amazing Job Squad. And—who knows—maybe the reason the Emeraldinians vanished is because they never thought to think outside the box themselves?"
"There's thinking outside the box..." Flynn gnashed his teeth. "And then there's bucking crazy—" He winced at the end of saying those words. As his ears drooped, his one good eye glanced in Seraphimus direction.
The former Talon Commander was quiet. Calm.
Before anypony else could say anything...
...Logan galloped into the room. "Hey. Guys." He motioned with his head. "Up to HQ. On the double. Keps has something important to show us."
Flynn and Rainbow hesitated for a moment, neither of them looking too proud of themselves. Awkwardly, they threw themselves into a trot, scaling the stairwell beyond as Ariel followed limply behind.
Logan blinked curiously at them. He then looked at Seraphimus, his eyes narrowing. "The Hell are you lookin' so smug about?"
Seraphimus shrugged without saying a word.
Sighing, Logan followed the others.
Alone, Seraphimus threw the tray into the air. She watched for several seconds, her eyes following the slowly-descending arc of the metal object. At last, it landed... and it did so gracefully with the top-up.
She didn't say a word... merely sat and stared in contemplation.
Chief Engineer Ranort's voice was already echoing across the table when Rainbow, Flynn, and Ariel arrived.
Wildcard looked up from where he sat next to Kepler. His left prosthetic was a metal branch with digits partially constructed. He nevertheless waved with a mute smile at the arriving group.
"Alright, Keps." Rainbow stood front and center. "What's the scoop?"
"Shhhh!" Kepler insisted.
The group craned their necks, listening in as the ancient words crackled from the "briefcase" resting between them.
"Initial assessment: these strange equines are likely non-aligned. Their allegiance seemingly belongs to no members of the three-fold war. Instead, they dwell within the nooks and crannies of the battlefield, shying away from the dominating armies. Favoring darkness for the sake of survival..."
Logan marched into the room. "So, did you tell them, Keps?"
"Tell us what?" Ariel asked.
"This is from a late entrry," Kepler explained, adjusting his spectackles. "Long afterr the rreturrn of a lengthy expedition led by Commanderr Gwen and Lieutenant Warrhol." His eyes narrowed as he spoke over Ranort's voice. "It would appearr that the Emerraldinians discoverred ponies..."
Rainbow's lips pursed. "What kind of ponies?"
"Rregularr ponies," Kepler clarified. "Unicorrn... earrth... pegasi..." He took a breath. "Frragmented and living in a neutrral civilization... lost herre on the Darrk Side..."
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Eight
"Anthropological reflection: The details concerrning they who would be the neutral denizens of the Dark Side as provided by he would be Lieutenant Warhol are quite astounding. It would appear that these lost equines have lived in the shadow of obscurity for multiple centuries. They predate they who would be Bloodwings and it is the suspicion of she who would be Commander Gwen that they might be as old if not older than they who would be armies of the three-sided war.
"Keen observations: 'Neutral' is indeed the best way to describe these ponies. Upon meeting they who would be the Verdestonian Expedition, the lost equines displayed nothing short of emotional indifference. It has been said that they refused to look at the agents of she who would be Commander Gwen in the eye, constantly speaking to the earth and the shadows around them—not even registering the presence of each other. According to he who would be Lieutenant Warhol, there is no member of the lost tribes over the age of thirty. Many of them are malnourished and they evidently endure an existence of much pain, struggle, and suffering. She who would be Commander Gwen graciously offered a portion of the expedition's supplies to the ill-fated equines, but they refused her gift. They didn't even acknowledge the gesture at all. When asked about their habitat or cultural proclivities, every answer given is taciturn and obscure. They excel at evading answers and appear to thrive on diminishing their own sense of identity or individualistic ego.
"Current hypothesis: It is the prevailing theory of she who would be Commander Gwen that these recently-discovered equines are the distant descendants of ponies who were taken over to the Dark Side against their will. In other words, these ponies originated on the Light Side just like they who would be the Verdestonian Expedition. The question—then—is who imprisoned them and brought them over in the first place? It is highly doubtful that the blame can be placed on they who would be Bloodwings, for the sarosian migration happened within the last few hundred years and these lost ponies and their total and complete disentigration of culture suggests a far longer imprisonment. It is thus the current hypothesis that one of the other two militant factions of the war here on the Dark Side is responsible for the mass exodus that brought these pitiable victims over.
"Personal reflection: I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort of that which would be called Darkreach deeply empathizes with these ponies. Their lack of identity makes it difficult to describe them, and I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort greatly suspects that they have been long bereft of any insight into the liberating spirit of technological progress. And yet they distance themselves from any sort of prevailing ego—a curious coincidence that makes me pine for the days of dwelling in that which would be called Ring City, communing with those who would be called Cylindrimanian neighbors. I who would be called Chief Engineer Ranort would very much like to leave the confines of that which would be called Darkreach and meet them in person, but—alas—my duty prevents me from doing so. It is with meager hope that I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort look forward to the command decisions of she who would be Commander Gwen and how they might involve future relations with these ponies—as least in regards to assisting that which would be the Verdestonian Expedition in making a heroic attempt to access the Midnight Armory."
"His next two entrries go on to descrribe morre details concerrning he who would be Lieute—" Kepler caught himself. He cleared his throat. "A thousand parrdons, frriends. Chief Ranorrt descrribes Lieutenant Warrhol's morre detailed obserrvations concerrning the indigenous equines. It would seem that everry pony local to the Darrk Side prractices a cerrtain sense of... emotional detachment. They exprress neutrral feelings and possess currious speech patterrns. For instance, they don't use prroperr nouns. None of them even adopts a name!"
Logan scratched his scruffy chin and looked across the HQ. "No wonder it was so damn difficult to determine where they lived."
"They arre always mobile, it would seem," Kepler added. "Warrhol and Gwen firrst rran into them while the locals werre galloping thrrough the wilderrness, hunting varrious sorrts of beastly, chaotic game. It would appearr as though they employed tools indicative of a prre-industrrial civlization: spearrs, slingshots, bows and arrrows..."
"True survivalists to the core." Ariel gulped. "Just how long have they been living like this?"
"An even better question," Flynn suggested. "Are they still around today?"
Kepler folded his forelimbs and sighed. "I'm afrraid I haven't gotten to any entrries that explain the fate of these equines." He raised an eyebrow. "Orr the fate of the Darrkreach colonists, forr that matterr."
"How much of the data crystals are left?" Ariel asked.
"Ach!" Kepler shrugged. "Farr morre than can be counted, my frriend!" He smiled calmly. "I am both dismayed and rrelieved! I desirre morre and morre knowledge, but I know that we cannot stay herre in Darrkrreach forrever."
"Well, if worse comes to worst, you can bring the talking briefcase and the crystals with us, right?" Rainbow Dash suggested.
"By all means! Although I would rregrret being so tied up durring the jourrney prroperr!"
"Don't fret, Kepler," Rainbow Dash said. "I'm sure we'll find the downtime for you to continue your research." She sighed, glancing around the room. "Somehow... there's always downtime."
"Does that mean we're pulling out soon?" Logan suggested. "Because I'm almost done setting up an arsenal."
"Not... quite yet," Rainbow Dash said. "I've got Flynn working on a couple of projects still..."
Flynn clenched his jaw shut. He avoided Rainbow's gaze.
"Aaaaaaaand..." Rainbow's eyes lingered on him. "...I want to reconsider some of the options we have at the moment." She looked in Wildcard's direction. "I also wanted him rested up and fixed up."
Wildcard signaled with his good talons to protest—
"I mean it!" Rainbow pointed, frowning. "I want you in one piece. When it's time to pack it up and take this crazy show on the road, we're going to need our ace in the hole. We may just never know what we're going to face and how badly we'll need to put our last Desperado into ass-kicking mode."
"Pffft..." Logan folded his forelimbs with a pout. "You want a fighting edge? I'm standing right here, y'know."
"Good point." Rainbow Dash nodded. She made for the nearest stairwell. "When the time comes, we'll toss your axe into Wildcard's hands."
Ariel laughed.
Flynn managed a slight grin.
"Keep it up, Keps... the rest of you guys." And Rainbow ducked out of the room entirely.
As she navigated the stairs of Darkreach alone, Twilight and Fluttershy hovered in her peripheral.
"An entire civilization of lost ponies?" Twilight stammered. "I... I can't believe I never even suspected it!"
"Still..." Rainbow's nostrils flared. "...they don't exactly sound very epic."
"They've been living on the Dark Side for centuries... surviving on the go..." Fluttershy sniffled. "Those poor... poor ponies. It's enough having to deal with the craziness of the Dark Side for a few weeks... much less countless lifetimes."
Rainbow stumbled to a stop, blinking. "Is that how long we've been here?" she muttered. "A 'few weeks?'"
Twilight ignored her. "Maybe Chief Engineer Ranort was wrong. Maybe the Dark Vigil did bring them here."
"Ya really reckon so?" Applejack hovered into view. "From what we've seen of the sarosians, them batfolk seem awfully zoophonic."
"It's xenophobic, darling," Rarity purred, floating closer. "And I happen to agree. Considering all that the Lunar Remnants have been through, it doesn't seem quite like them to take prisoners of the same Equestrian races who cast them out."
"There's certainly no record in the royal archives of the sarosians taking prisoners—before or after their exodus," Twilight Sparkle said. "At least not from what I've read."
"Then if the sarosians aren't responsible for the local equine populace, who is?" Fluttershy asked.
"The Night Shard?" Pinkie Pie suggested.
"Pinkie, we dun know a single dang thang about them Night Sharders," Applejack said.
"I know! But they already seem so mysterious and spooooky! Isn't abduction a total 'spook' thing?"
"The answer's obvious, guys," Rainbow said.
"It is?" Rarity looked over.
Rainbow nodded somberly. "It's the changelings. Tchern's and Chrysalis' hives."
Fluttershy grimaced. "Oh. Oh no..."
"Abducting ponies and taking their place...?" Rainbow gestured. "It's Changelingism 101. And considering the fact that Tchern and Chrysalis were both once ancient alicorns who mutated deep in the mountains of Equestria..."
"They would have needed 'fuel' for the exodus that they made," Twilight Sparkle thought aloud. "Both in terms of sustenance and... emotion." She gulped. "They must have abducted hundreds... thousands of ponies between Equestria and the plane's edge."
"It makes sense that they would have brought them over to the Dark Side," Rainbow said. "This place is a virtual wasteland of chaos. Until the hives found a way to settle, they would have needed 'food' to sustain them... like animals storing for a long winter."
"Goddess..." Fluttershy whimpered. "Then... then that means these ponies—"
"Are the remnants of those who escaped," Applejack said.
"Or worse," Rainbow said.
"How?" Pinkie grimaced. "How could it possibly be worse?"
Rainbow shrugged. "The changelings could have... let the poor motals go. Kept track of them at a distance. Allowed them to hide away, settle, repopulate..." She produced a shuddering sigh. "...then later 'harvested' them en masse when the opportunity served."
"Good heavens..." Rarity shook all over. "What kind of a Hell have we stumbled into?!"
"Remember, Dashie knows the changelings best." Pinkie's ears drooped sadly. "Poor, poor ponies. They could really use a party."
"They could really use a pick-me-up for sure!" Applejack stammered. "If Rainbow's idea is true and they were really brought over here like livestock, then no wonder this Ranort fella describes them as bein' unemotional."
"They've been preyed upon for generations by carniverous empaths," Twilight said. "That takes a certain degree of tenacity that... no civilization on the Light Side could conceivably compare to."
"Well, maybe there's hope then," Rainbow said.
"Hope?" Fluttershy blinked. "Hope for what?"
"They could still be alive," Rainbow stated. "Even after all these centuries... following Darkreach's abandonment and everything. And if they're alive... and if we can run into them..." She trotted the rest of the way down the stairwell. "...then maybe they can give us some much-needed answers."
Darkreach Chronicles, Part Nine
"Social observations: I who would be called Chief Engineer Ranort have found it difficult to gauge the emtions of they who would be the ponies of that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition, but suffice it to say that the overall mood of that which would be called Darkreach has become anxious—even melancholic. This is not so suggest that those who would be the faithful servants to she who would be called Commander Gwen have lost faith in the mission or the wisdom of their superior. But—rather—the optimism has almost completely faded, especially now that we who would be the Verdestonian Expedition have come to grips with the immensity of the harrowing path to the Midnight Armory ahead of us.
"Personal assessment: He who would be Lieutenant Warhol continues to be a source of inspiration and unfaltering dedication. However, I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort cannot expect even he who would be Lieutenant Warhol to maintain such stamina and enthusiasm forever. The Dark Side consumes the light from us all, and when we who would be the Verdestonian Expedition witness the jaded and lifeless complexion of those who would be the indigenous equines of this realm, it spells an ill-fate for all mortals who attempt to venture into such chaotic emptiness.
"Statement of commitment: I who would be called Chief Engineer Ranort am determined to preserve every bit of this campaign as is possible. Even if it takes another hundred crystalline batteries to compose my thoughts, it must be done. This is because I who would be called Chief Engineer Ranort greatly suspect that this journey of that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition will not be completed in a single equine timeline. Even she who would be called Commander Gwen must sense the reality of this, though a statement to the fact would never escape her lips.
"Conclusion: I who would be called Chief Engineer Ranort record this journal not for myself or for that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition of present day. Rather, this journal exists for all future ponies who would be the supplements of the Twin City Council. If we who would be called the Verdestonian Expedition under the command of she who would be called Commander Gwen cannot find a way to the source of harmony that eludes us, then maybe somepony else can."
Logan's strong forelimbs cocked a crossbow and slapped it down onto a table beside several more.
"There." He exhaled, pointing at the arrangement of weapons inside a Darkreach storage room. "I found a total of forty of these things lying about in disarray."
"They don't look like normal crossbows to me," Rainbow Dash said. "At least... not like the ones I saw in Rohbredden."
"That's because they don't house arrows," Logan said. He pointed at a short, triangular housing chamber above the stock of the weapon. "Looks like a spot to shove in a manacrystal."
"Jeesh..." Rainbow's wings drooped. "Crystals. Crystals. Crystals."
Logan raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, and?"
"I dunno. Just..." She grumbled breathily. "I feel like I missed the boat somewhere and I just don't care." She blew out the side of her muzzle. "Felt like I got enough of this sort of crud in Ledomare."
"Yeah, well, we could use all the 'crud' we can get," Logan said. "There are more enchanted reagents lying around this place than you can shake a dead cat at. With your permission, I'd like to test out some of the ammo above ground—atop the mesa." He shrugged. "Just a little target practice."
"Sounds fine to me." Rainbow squinted. "What about our boomsticks, though?"
"Hmmm?"
"Didn't we bring a few of Bleak's Plummet's finest armaments with us from the Light Side?" Rainbow remarked. "With lunar ammo to boot?"
"Yes we did," Logan said, nodding. "I'm almost wondering if we can somehow combine the runestones with the tech we've found here."
"Well, I don't think we can afford too much experimentation," Rainbow Dash muttered. "Just how much ammo do we have anyways?"
"Plenty," Logan said. "It's the biggest contributor to the weight we've hauled from the crashed Gondola."
"I did not know that."
"Wasn't your job to pay attention," the stallion said with a shrug. "Besides... I thought we would have spent all the ammo by now."
"Seems like most of the dangerous crud is Curveside from us," Rainbow said. "Random changeling hatchling aside..."
"Right."
"My chief concern, Big Show, is that each and every pony will be able to defend themselves." Rainbow took a deep breath. "According to Kepler, Ranort's and Gwen's crew didn't have a whole lot to hope about. They knew their future was grim."
"Has he finished listening to all that crap, by the way?"
"I'm afraid not." Rainbow clenched her jaw. "Seems like Ranort was anything but brief in describing ancient Darkreach."
"You really think we can stick around for him to finish listening to it all?"
"Nope." Rainbow shook her head. "So I'm suggesting he take the briefcase thingy with us. He can listen to more along the way."
"Awfully optimistic of you," Logan said. "Assuming we'll have free time beyond the stalks."
"A girl can dream, I guess," Rainbow said. "Now—about the chaotic wilderness ahead. It's one thing to have firepower. But what about basic defenses?"
"Glad you asked." Logan shuffled over to another table—this one covered with a tarp. "I've got that covered and a half."
"How do you mean?"
"See for yourself." And he whipped the tarp off, revealing multiple breastplates, fetlock guards, helmets, and shields.
Rainbow Dash whistled. As the dust settled, she noted the eerily pristine quality of the armor pieces. They had a copper-green tint to them, and there were artistically ornate insignias of tree branches and leaves woven into every outer surface. "These... are not Cylindrimanian."
"Emeraldine is primarily a bigass farming community, right?"
"From what I could tell, yeah."
"Well there you go." Logan waved with his hoof. "Verdestone's finest right here." He pointed at the polished round helmets. "Notice on the crown—it's the crest of Onyxxus on the front..."
"...and a silhouette of Verdestone on the back." Rainbow Dash nodded, her eyes darting about the green metals. "Seems like they had their priorities straight."
"They're built for ponies who are... slightly smaller than present company," Logan remarked. "My guess is that equines didn't grow to be as stocky as modern ponies today."
"Or they didn't live long enough..."
"Grim. Cute." Logan cleared his throat. "But... I think Flynn and I can augment them with a few added plates to fit our figures. Even mine." He looked over at Rainbow Dash. "Once Wildcard's got his new arm, he can help out as well. That Desperado knows a thing or two about armor."
"He used to be a member of the Talon, right?"
"Mmmmhmmm."
"Y'know..." Rainbow Dash fidgeted where she stood. "There's probably an even better qualified soul who can help us out with that."
Silence.
Rainbow arched an eyebrow. "You don't believe me?"
"Mrmmmfff..." Logan's nostrils flared. "It's probably just a trick."
"You believe she's faking her calmness at this point?"
"On one hoof, she could be bored as all get-out," Logan said. "Or—as history would suggest—she's just waiting for the opportune moment to spring." His eyes narrowed. "And rip your throat out from under your chin."
Rainbow shuddered. "I... I'd rather not get close enough to her to find out."
"I've noticed."
Rainbow bit her tongue.
"Anyways..." Logan turned to face the armor once again. "It'd be stupid not to wear any of this stuff for the duration."
"Uhhh..." Rainbow nodded. "Agreed."
"I suggest you and Ariel practice flying with some weighted shit in your saddlebags. Prepare for being heavier in the long haul."
"Not a bad idea." Rainbow managed a slight smile. "Thanks for setting all of this up, Logan. We haven't even gotten to the melee weapons you've found. I caught a few glimpses between flights. Looks like we'll be armed to the teeth."
"Yeah, maybe so. Even still..." Logan folded his forelimbs. "I'm not too thrilled by this discovery."
"Oh?"
"If nothing else, I'm kinda worried."
"About what?"
Logan huffed. "I mean... hell..." He gestured at the tables that comprised of his "armory." "Why? Y'know? Why did they leave all of this stuff behind? This could sustain a small army, much less the entire Herald."
Rainbow was silent in contemplation.
"Whatever cleared them out..." Logan's brow furrowed. "...for them to have friggin' ditched so many priceless weapons, ammo, manacrystals behind..." He slowly shook his head. "It couldn't have been a good thing." He looked squarely at Rainbow. "The soonest Kepler gets to the last recording by that 'Ranort' bastard, the better."
"Yeah..." Rainbow nodded limply. "I'm starting to agree with you."
"Good." Logan turned towards the table and threw the tarp back over it. "About time somepony did."
Rainbow blinked at him. She shifted on one set of legs... then the other. "Ahem..." She leaned pensively in Loga's direction. "Logan, I... I really do appreciate it."
"Uh huh."
"All of it. Everything. Everything that you've done," Rainbow said. "Even when you bite my head off and get angry. I know it's because you're concerned with what's best for me... and what's best for the journey."
"We ain't here to pick daisies. That's for damn sure."
"And... concern works both ways. We're nothing without you, Big Show. And... y'know..." She waved a hoof from side to side. "...if you want to share some of the stuff that's been bothering you, that would be perfectly okay—"
"Nothing bothers me," Logan grunted. "Not anymore."
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "Dude, I saw what the changeling became. What it said when you—"
Logan spun about, snarling. "That was just a chaotic freak with nothing better to do than mess with my head!"
Rainbow leaned back, wincing. "I'm just saying that—"
"Don't let it mess with your head either! I'm fine, Rainbow!" Logan grunted, then let loose a dull sigh. "I've been fine for years. What you see with me is what you get. Let's leave it at that."
"But... I can't leave it at that," Rainbow stammered. She gulped. "It's taken me some time to realize this, but you—the Herald: you're all my friends. It's high time I treated you like such."
"Hrmmmff..." Logan tossed his mane and trotted angrily past her. "Don't make your dumbest mistake yet, Rainbow."
"Logan—"
"I've got some materials to gather if I'm gonna be altering these armor pieces. Please... don't interrupt me as I do my job."
Rainbow was left alone in the chamber... alone with her sighs.
Five Weeks in Darkreach
The perfectly polished stone rippled with dim crimson light... occasionally flickering with brighter ruby strobes.
Rainbow Dash cradled the dragonstone in her petite hooves. She sat on the outer lip to the hatched entrance to Darkreach. The ramp behind and beneath her was still scorched from the ill-fated changeling untold weeks ago. Above and around the mare, the lengths of the mesa rested dull and sleepy beneath restless constellations and looming nebulae.
"It's all so very beautiful, actually," spoke Rarity, the only ghostly mare present at that moment. She hovered a few feet away from Rainbow, gazing up at the stars with sleepy eyes and an even sleepier smile. "So long as you forget where you are and what's transpired here and all of the perilous hazards that lie ahead of us."
"Heh..." Rainbow's ears twitched. She continued turning the dragonstone about lazily in her grasp.
"In all seriousness, this would have been a lovely place to get away. A perpetually twilight retreat, as t'were." Rarity stifled a yawn. "Just... throw a few tapestries here... a few garlands there... and carpeting. Oh, how the lower chambers would absolutely sing with a touch of royal velvet upholstery." A melodic sigh. "At least those bits of armor were quite fabulous-looking... from what Fluttershy described to me, at least. A shame that I was in the Vanilla Zone at the time."
"Speaking of which," Rainbow Dash muttered. "You should get some rest."
"Perish the thought!" Rarity frowned despite her drowsiness. "All the other girls are sleeping at the moment! I shan't leave you alone to the discordant wolves if I can help it!"
"You really should have let Applejack take your shift."
"What? You don't like my company, Rainbow Dash?"
"I didn't say that," Rainbow grumbled. She rested the dragonstone in her lap and sighed. "It's just that this is—like—your third volunteer shift in a row. You're being too generous."
"You're not the only one who gets to live up to your element, darling."
"Well, my element is telling me that you should get some sleep, Rarity. It's not just the health of the Herald that I'm worried about."
"Right now, it's your health that is paramount, Rainbow," Rarity argued. "If the Dark Side doesn't do something to try and claim you, far grimmer forces might." The fashionista gulped, fidgeting suddenly. "Have... have you seen h-him as of late?"
Rainbow Dash looked towards the ground to her right. Her saddlebag lay limp, its pouches open. Scootaloo's goggles were spilling out, and in one of the lenses Rainbow could see the faint hint of a fanged smile. A lion's paw and an eagle's talon twiddled each other's "thumbs."
"He's... keeping his distance," Rainbow muttered. She looked back at the dragonstone and began turning it over and over in her hooves once again, summoning the minute strobes. "I kinda think he's doing it on purpose."
"As a taunt?"
"Mrmffff... yeah."
"Does he ever speak to you?"
"You'd think marshmallows would be less predictable," a deep voice rolled. "But I suppose some ponies were just born limp and squishy."
Rainbow clenched her jaw tight. "Unfortunately..."
"Heh heh heh..."
"Oh darling..." Rarity cooed. "That must be so terribly taxing."
Rainbow shrugged. "I've lived for over two years with a huge portion of the punk inside of me. 'Terrible' is a word that operates on its own scale, I guess."
"Yes. Funny how we've managed to get along so fine on our road trip of brooding and explosions."
Rainbow sneered through her teeth. "So does the word 'lived.'"
Rarity pouted. "Well, we—your friends—shall not leave you alone with that blasted ruffian for even a millisecond!"
"Maybe..." Rainbow exhaled. "...maybe it won't be so bad."
Rarity blanched. "I beg your pardon?!?!"
"I mean, we've been here in Darkreach for Goddess-knows-how-long."
"Weeks... a month?"
"I'm no softy, Rarity. Maybe..." She shrugged. "I can handle him, y'know?"
"Oh, I'm certain we can handle each other just fine, Sparky."
"After all..." The dragonstone flickered again, reflecting redness off of Rainbow's yellow'd eyes. In the next blink, she was frowning. "...I've kicked his butt before."
"Ughhh... Rainbow, Rainbow, Rainbow... as much as we've become endeared to your brutish side, you know as well as we do that it's a poor decision to rely solely on that and not on the wisdom you've gained throughout your journey."
"... ... ...the buck is that supposed to mean?"
Rarity tossed her hooves. "Oh, if only Twilight were here to explain it better!"
A flash of lavender light. A limp unicorn floated into existence, yawning and stretching. "Eeeeyyyyyyuhhhhh..." Twilight's voice adorably squeaked. "Whew... that was refreshing."
"Speak of the devil!" Rarity turned to smile at her ghostly friend. "Twilight! Tell Rainbow Dash here how much she needs us here to protect her!"
"Uhhhhh... that's precisely why I woke up." Twilight squinted blearily. "I'm here to relieve you, Rarity."
"But... but..." Rarity teetered in place. "... Discord! And... and velvet upholstery and cat birds..."
"Nighty niiiiiight, Rarity," Rainbow droned.
"Heehee..." Twilight, waking up rapidly, placed her hooves gently on Rarity's shoulders and shoved her in a random direction. "You've done more than your fair share of keeping watch, Rarity. I'd suggest you collapse for the long haul. I'll get Pinkie to wake you up or something twenty-four hours from now."
"Mmmmmm..." Rarity curled up into a fuzzy white ball, her eyelids fluttering closed over a dainty smile. "Pink... slumber... phweeeeeeeeee..." She gradually vanished in a lavender cloud.
"Yum yum! Marshmallows floating in the black coco of oblivion! Should be all the rage at your local Tim Hortrot's!"
"Awwwwwww shuddup," Rainbow rasped.
Twilight did a double-take. "What?"
Rainbow sighed. "Not you."
Twilight Sparkle hovered over and "sat down" beside her anchor. "He still won't leave, huh?"
A lion's paw gave a thumb's up in Scootaloo's goggles.
Rainbow's ears flattened. "Like a cockroach doing stand-up."
"Well, let's keep your mind off him, then," Twilight Sparkle said. "It's been a while, I'm sure. What's the Herald up to?"
"You mean 'down to?'"
Twilight stuck her tongue out. "You know what I mean."
"I'unno." Rainbow shrugged, rotating the luminescent stone around in her hooves. "Logan's fitting the armor together that he found. Kepler's still taking forever to go through Ranort's audio journal. Ariel was... sleeping. Flynn's working on the hover-cart thingy. Wildcard's got a few metal fingers left before he's got a fully-functioning arm."
"Heh..." Twilight smiled goofily. "...I bet he can't wait to use his middle one!"
"... ... ... ... ..."
"Ahem..." Twilight coughed adorably into her fetlock. "That... uh... that was a joke."
"I know what it was trying to be," Rainbow's voice cracked. "Just a bit surprised that you of all ponies attempted to say it!"
Twilight shrugged. "It's been a long time in Darkreach. I'm... uh... branching out."
"Well, don't. Stick to the trees that you're used to."
"Can we all afford to do that anymore?"
Silence.
The air flickered with the occasional ruby strobes.
Twilight craned her neck and nodded towards the object in Rainbow's hooves. "That the dragonstone?"
"Eeeyup." Rainbow nodded. "Still as stupid and mystifying as it was when it first rolled out of Axan's gullet."
"How long have you been holding it?"
"Long enough to find a pattern."
"A pattern?" Twilight's voice lifted. She scooted closer to Rainbow, nearly phasing through her shoulder. "Show me!"
"Okay. Check it..." Rainbow Dash lifted the dragonstone high in the air. She swung it left, towards Alpha.
The stone flickered ruby once, then was a dull crimson again.
"And... slowly now..." Rainbow swung it back right, towards Omega.
As the stone passed the Curveside angle, it flickered. Then it was dull for the next few seconds... until it was aimed approximatetly thirty and twenty degrees off Omega. Then it flickered twice before becoming dull again. Rainbow slowly waved the dragonstone back towards Alpha, and the same three flickers happened in the exact same order.
"It's... flickering..." Twilight breathed. She blinked. "At three specific intervals."
"I think it's responding to something," Rainbow said.
"Like what?"
"I don't know. But... odds are..." Rainbow squinted at the curved horizon looming darkly above them, marked with sporadic dim patches of ethereal light. "...it's three things. Located farrrrrrr away from where we are now."
"One towards Curveside... and two more towards Omega."
Rainbow nodded. "Right."
"But..." Twilight fidgeted where she sat. "What could be responding to Axan's dragonstone?"
"I don't know. But..." Rainbow took a deep breath. "I don't think it's something that belongs to the Dark Side."
Twilight's ears twitched. "... ... ..Endrax?"
"Maybe."
"Why... would she be in three places at once?"
"Beats me." Rainbow looked up... up. Her eyes settled on the harmonic gold glow that belied the distant location of the Midnight Armory in the dead-center of the curved plane. "The words I've heard about 'pieces' have a more concrete meaning now."
"If you're implying what I think you're implying..." Twilight murmured. "...then something horrible must have happened to her."
"I wouldn't doubt it," Rainbow muttered.
"Poor unfortunate dragons." Goat hair rolled in Scootaloo's goggles. "They have the most rotten luck."
"If Axan had lived long enough, I wonder if she could have communicated with her sister," Twilight said.
"Death. Dictatorship. Insanity..."
"Of course, the fact that the dragonstone is here on this side of the plane and we haven't heard a word from anyone must mean something."
"...if you ask me, if dragons were made of sterner stuff—like ponies—then maybe they wouldn't have ended up as space charcoal."
Rainbow Dash sat dead still. Her gaze was locked on the golden speck that was the Midnight Armory.
Even Twilight noticed how transfixed she was. "Rainbow? What's—?"
"Hold up, egghead." Rainbow stuffed the dragonstone into her saddlebags. She reached out, picked up Scootaloo's goggles, and placed them over her head. "I wanna try something..."
"Huh?" Twilight squinted. "Rainbow, what are you—?"
SWOOOSH! Without another word, Rainbow Dash flew straight up, gaining as much altitude as she could.
Not a Clever Pony
"Rainbow...???" Twilight Sparkle gnashed her teeth as the lavender forcefield pulled her after Rainbow Dash's rapidly ascending figure. The mesa containing Dark Reach became a distant speck against the slate gray blankness below them. "Rainbow Dash?! What are you doing?!"
"I'm not doing," Rainbow grumbled. "I'm flying!"
"Okay! Why are you flying?!" Twilight squinted into the whipping winds and starlight. "Where are you flying to?!"
"Hold on!" Rainbow's wings blurred faster and faster. "I gotta pick up some speed!"
"What for?" Twilight strained, concentrated, and finally "glided" alongside her anchor. "Rainbow," she spoke firmer, and sterner, once she was adjacent to Rainbow's curved ears. "Rainbow, if you were planning on making a long-distance flight, you really really should have alerted the rest of the Herald."
"Uh huh."
"Don't 'uh huh' me! This is serious! They're all you've got! Besides the girls and me, of course... but... you know what I mean—!"
"I can sense where they are at any time," Rainbow said calmly amidst her speeding ascent. The air grew colder and colder as she gained more and more altitude, nonstop. "If I get lost..." A shrug. "...I'll just wait until Fluttershy wakes up and find my way back to them!"
"You call that a plan?!" Twilight grimaced. She fidgeted even more. "Rainbow, tell me! Where are you going?!"
"I'm just testing something."
"Testing what?"
"The fastest way to a destination is a straight line." Rainbow struggled to speak firmly against the beating winds. Fog formed against Scootaloo's goggles and she had to wipe them clean every once in a while with an agile fetlock so she could see. "We all might be slaves to the curve, but that doesn't mean we've gotta live by it."
"Huh?"
"In other words, buck the circle." Rainbow's body angled Curveside as she repositioned her beating wings. "If there's a way to avoid all of the struggle and crud that Gwen's company went through, then I'd best darn well find it."
Twilight blinked curiously. She looked at where Rainbow's body was now angled.
Rainbow Dash kept the faint golden glow of the Midnight Armory dead-center in her sights. And even though she was flying straight towards it now, the curved landscape bent and fell away. Dead ahead was a monumentally large space that filled the void of the bent plane. It was continents in size, and it cast just as thick a shadow.
"Rainbow..." Twilight gulped. "Rainbow, you can't do this."
"Why not?"
"Look, I don't have time to explain the physics to you!" Twilight frowned. "The world isn't the only thing that's bent. The atmosphere is too!"
"You don't know that," Rainbow said, flying straight into the void that separated her from her golden goal. "This is a realm of chaos!" Something flicked. The goggles glinted with brief red and yellow "So long as we don't know what makes it all work, then what's to stop us from working things out ourselves?!"
"Rainbow, don't be stupid!" Twilight sputtered. "As awesome as you are, there are some things you just can't do!"
"And where has believing in that gotten me, huh?!" Rainbow frowned as she pushed herself against the freezing altitudes. The air grew thinner and thinner; she had to wheeze to produce her words. "Verlax tried to strip me of all I'm good for. Well screw that. Maybe what I need to do here is take control!"
"Rainbow, Verlax tried to do exactly what you're doing right now!" Twilight exclaimed, flailing her forelimb. "And it drove her crazy!"
"Verlax was never crazy." Rainbow clenched her teeth. Frost was starting to form on her mane and eyelashes. She fought the urge to shiver. "Just pathetic."
"Rainbow, even if you can make it far enough to pierce the heavens—you'll still have countless tens of thousands of miles to fly alone in deep space! Don't you get it?! You'd starve to death before you were done!"
"I just need to know... th-that I can..." Rainbow's teeth was chattering. Her coat had turned two shades bluer. "...that... th-that I didn't push us all against the meat grinder d-down below for nothing..."
"Remember, Sparky... the foundations of home will crumble without you."
Rainbow's eyes twitched.
"Rainbow!"
"A right selection or a big mistake..."
"Rainbow!" Twilight's face flickered beyond the fog. "Don't listen to him!"
Rainbow gnashed her teeth. She swung a numb fetlock up and wiped the fog away.
Fangs. Antlers. A mischievous grin. "What a nuisance. How about tossing the Element off?" A glinting smile. "You'll never have to hear her nag you again."
"Grnnngh!" Rainbow Dash flipped a few times, "punching" and "bucking" the air. "Get away from me! Go! Leave!" She hyperventilated and shrieked. All the while the heavens spun, freezing and bone chilling. "I'm never going to... listen..." She coughed. "...to you... a-again..." She wheezed.
It was impossible to breathe.
"Rainbow—!" Twilight cried.
Rainbow's eyes rolled back in her head. Her body went limp, and so did her wings.
A great black crescent twirled beneath her...
...and soon she was plunging towards it. Cold... numb...
And unconscious.
Can't Hang Without Cliffs
Peanuts.
Honey roasted peanuts.
Rainbow Dash couldn't remember the last time she ate any of those. They were definitely tasty. Pegasi salesponies used to serve them out in the open atop a floating cloud vendor that orbited the lateral residential beds of Cloudsdale. The salty/sugary taste reminded Rainbow Dash of early days at Flight Camp. Hanging out by the bleachers and giggling the hours away with Gilda. In the afternoon, she'd spare a few of the peanuts and slip them secretly into Fluttershy's saddlebag when the dainty pegasus wasn't looking. She was always so thin and gangly; she always looked like she could use more food in her. Of course, Rainbow Dash wouldn't ever admit to that.
Perhaps she could go shopping for some honey roasted peanuts. Her taste buds could use the nostalgia trip. Also—there was no telling how the Noble Jury would react. Belle and Kera would appreciate it for certain. Josho, no doubt. Pilate and Roarke—that was anypony's guess. Ebon would want to make some new recipe out of it and Eagle Eye would undoubtedly humor him over how good it tasted.
Rainbow Dash wondered who would be able to help her procure some. She thought of Booster Spice—he knew the Alafreon countryside well enough. If nothing else, he might be able to procure some peanuts from the western fringes of Val Roa, presuming there weren't any naga or Cartel members encroaching upon the farmland.
Now as for the honey...
"... ... ..." Rainbow's brow furrowed.
A lot of time had passed between Flight Camp and Alafreo. Months? Years? Something about clouds and continents. Explosions. A big violet dragon and a bloodied wing.
"Rainbow Dash..."
Rainbow didn't have time to go searching for honey roasted peanuts. She had to take down Chrysalis... or was it Revan... or was it Verlax—
"Rainbow Dash!!!"
Her eyelids fluttered open. The air was wind and turbulence. A screaming unicorn fell beside her in a lavender streak.
"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight Sparkle shrieked. "Pull up!""
Ground.
Rainbow's ruby lightning bolt illuminated a shrinking spotlight across a patch of arid rock.
Definitely ground.
"Nuts!" Rainbow Dash shouted. She pivoted her wings, finally redirecting the dive of her limp body.
SWOOOOOOOOOSH! She pulled up at the very last second. Her fuzzy belly burned from the frictious contact it made with the platateu below. But—within the next breath—she had flapped her wings and thrown herself high enough to avoid a cleft of rocks.
Barely.
"Ooomf!"
She plowed through an erratic pocket of air, barreled sideways, and grinded to a dusty halt against the surface of the wasteland.
As her body came to a stop, she felt wet all over. Her mind went into overdrive, and she rationalized that it was frost from her high-altitude climb melting across her fuzzy features.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." She groaned, allowing her battered muscles to lay limp. "...ho ho ho ho ho hohhhhhhhhhhh-boyoooooo..." She coughed, sputtered, and rolled over. "Whelp... so much for the Rainbow Space Program."
Her head fell back...
...and an upside down lavender frown came into view.
Rainbow waved a limp hoof. "Hiya, toots," her voice cracked.
"Stay right where you are, Rainbow," Twilight Sparkle grumbled.
Rainbow blinked. "... ... ...consider it done."
"Rrrrngh!" Twilight dashed forward and began swinging her hooves violently. They phased through Rainbow's skull with constant lavender bursts of ghostly light.
Rainbow squinted into the unicorn barrage. "What are you doing?"
"Pretending to hit you!" Twilight snarled, not letting loose.
"Ah. Cool." Rainbow wheezed. "Could you pretend to go get me a grilled cheese sandwich while you're at it?!"
"Do you have a single serious bone in your body?!"
"Totally!" Rainbow rasped. "It just so happens that my body is hungry!"
"Rrrrgh... Rainbow..."
"I'm not kidding. I came to dreaming of honey roasted peanuts."
Twilight grunted and pretended to kick and buck Rainbow's spine.
Rainbow sighed, eyes rolling. "Twilight, you're an egghead. Not an eggbeater, will you knock it off?!"
"Well, will you stop doing stupid things and try to be serious about your well-being for once?!" Twilight yelped, nearly hyperventilating.
"Okay... hold the sound stone." Rainbow sat up with a glaring frown. "I found you guys again, and I was super friggin' serious. Then the Quade happened."
"Rainbow—"
"So I tried to let loose a bit! Then Verlax happened!" She waved one hoof. "I get half of my ghost friends telling me I need to relax." She waved the other hoof. "I get the others telling me I gotta put on my war face..."
"Being relaxed doesn't mean being stupid!"
"Stupid's gotten me to a lot of places!"
"That's not stupidity! That's luck!"
"Easy for you to say!" Rainbow Dash hobbled up to her hooves and shouted in the middle of the darkness. "I could have stayed in Val Roa and thrown allllllll of this behind me! But no! I did the stupid thing! And I didn't get through to the other side of the Choke to embrace your nerdiness again just through sheer luck! There's a purpose to all of this! To me! I'm the Austraeoh! Sometimes... I-I just gotta push, Twilight! Things come together when they need to come together!"
"Did Commander Hurricane think the same thing?!" Twilight frowned. "How far did she get?!"
Rainbow blinked at her. Another eye roll, and she slumped down onto her haunches with an adolescent pouch. "Just what does everypony friggin' want from me, anyways?"
"You've gotta find a middle ground, Rainbow!" Twilight said, her voice becoming slightly softer. She trotted around the mare and stared with eyes full of concern. "Every time you get too serious, you do something crazy. And every time you get too sure of yourself, you go full monster."
"Jee, thanks."
"Rainbow, what I'm trying to tell you is that you have to find a balance! Discover what works for you on the whole and not test the waters so wildly!"
"Twilight, what balance is there to find?!" Rainbow gestured wildly. "I was on my own for over a year before I discovered you and the other girls could come back. And now I'm on the Dark Side, accompanied by a group a badasses whom I didn't even know about months ago. Don't you see?! It's always changing! I just..." She hugged herself, staring off across the star-lit plains. "...I just want to be ahead of the curve for once." She gulped. "I'm sick and tired of regretting everything in hindsight."
"Well, you pick the dumbest ways to try and solve it."
"Yeah." Rainbow exhaled. "I do."
Twilight stared in silence.
Rainbow sat, unmoving.
"... ... ...you need a break," Twilight said.
"Hmrfff..." Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Celestia knows I can't afford one—"
"You need a break," Twilight reinforced with a frown. "Take a few days to just rest and relax inside of Darkreach."
"Ha!"
"Do it!" Twilight frowned. "Relax. Stop stressing yourself over the fate of your journey or the fate of the Herald. Sit down and rest your mind and center yourself. Or—I swear to Luna—the girls and I are going to go on strike."
Rainbow gave her a curious squint. "You can actually do that?"
Twilight smiled devilishly. "It'll just be you, Discord, and the walls of Darkreach. Think you can manage on your own?"
"... ... ...that's unbelievably evil and cruel. Even for you."
"I can do stupid things too."
"No you can't." Wincing, Rainbow Dash stumbled up to her aching hooves and turned about. "Won't give you the satisfaction."
"Does that mean you'll take it easy for the next few days?"
"No. It just means that I won't give you the satisfaction."
"Rainbow..."
"Ah. There." Rainbow Dash pointed. "Found the mesa."
"That's not the mesa."
"Then help me find the mesa."
"Not until you promise never to do something stupid like that again."
"Twilight—"
"I mean it!"
Rainbow groaned. "Twilight Sparkle, I—Rainbow Danger Dash—promise never to fly so high into the sky that I almost pierce the heavens and lose consciousness and fall to my death ever again."
"Mrmmmmmm..."
"Good enough?"
"Will you say it again with the Herald present?"
"Oh you've gotta be—"
"Will you?!"
"Yes! I'll say it with them present!" Rainbow's tail flicked. "I'll confess my sins and let Logan sit me in the corner."
"Good. Now that's better."
"So... where's the mesa?"
"Uhm..." Twilight pointed nervously. "You're looking at it."
Rainbow groaned and began flying limply in the structure's direction. "I think I'd much prefer you beating my face to a pulp."
"Once we're back in Equestria, we can talk it over."
"Yeah, if I make it that far."
"That's the point."
Just a Little Ingenuity
Hoofsteps.
Ariel looked up from where she sat in the middle of the common room, polishing a Cylindrimanian reconaissance sphere.
Rainbow Dash trotted into view, her mane evidently wind-blown. She glanced at Ariel.
Ariel glanced back.
"... ... ...got the local surveys back from the ancient probes?" Rainbow asked.
Ariel nodded. "Yes."
"Logan almost finished with his arsenal?"
Ariel nodded. "Yes."
"Flynn fixing up the wagon with hover-rock-thingies?"
Ariel nodded. "Yes."
"Kepler uncovered more notes from Ranort?"
Ariel nodded. "Yes."
"Wildcard's nearly got his left arm back?"
Ariel nodded. "Yes."
"Seraphimus kill anyone while I was away?"
Ariel shook her head. "No."
Rainbow exhaled. She looked across the room to where the former Commander lay shackled to pipework. She glanced at Ariel again. "Awesome. I'm going to go." She trotted for the nearest stairwell.
Ariel craned her neck. "Go where?"
"Go chillax," Rainbow muttered. "I made a promise not to kill myself."
"Okay! Cool!" Ariel smiled. She fidgeted. "... ... ...can I join you?"
"How did you ultimately decide to compensate forr the grravitational centerr?" Kepler asked.
"Well, that's the thing." Flynn pointed across the storage compartment to where the wide, flat metal cart hovered—anchored to the corner of the place. Several chunks of ancient manacrystals glowed across its undercarriage. "The piece of shit was just flopping about real willy-nilly. Hours ago, if you so much as sneezed on the thing, it would flip over like a motherbucker."
"Ach..." Kepler shook his head. "Most drreadful indeed."
"Maybe if we were a bunch of ancient Cylindrimanians nerds accustomed to the leylines, we'd be able to 'steady' it with a burst of telekinesis. But... we've got no luck in that area," Flynn explained. "They're all dead or gone or both and none of Ranort's notes are even helping with this crud."
Kepler smirked. "Not yet, brrotherr."
"Yeah, well, I can't afford to hold out," Flynn said. "So... I decided to modernize it a bit."
"How so?"
"I was remembering Rainbow Dash's notes on the technology that the Ledomaritans used. That stuff is leaps and bounds above the propulsion we can afford east of the Blight, right?"
"Rright..."
"So, I asked her to simply sketch what the stuff they used over there looked like. No details beyond that. Just draw how the glowing undercarriage of... uhhhhh... a Ledomaritan 'managlider' appeared."
"And did she?"
"She provided me a diagram. And I think I figured something out. But I didn't have any of the materials that the Ledomaritans do. And—come to think of it—neither did the Cylindrimanians back in their hayday. So I had to improvise."
"Let me guess. With Lunarr rrocks."
Flynn gestured with a smile. "Behold..." He galloped over to the edge of the room. There, he untethered the cart and stepped away from it.
The air vibrated with minor turbulence as the vehicle floated freely... levitating gradually upwards. Eventually, it ascended high enough to the ceiling that Kepler could see a "grid" of geometrically arranged lunar rocks. Spread between them in almost perfect homogeny was a thin layer of crystalline material.
"My starrs and garrterrs..." Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "You grround the crrystals into a fine dust!"
"And it's all enchanted!" Flynn remarked. "The same triply-entwined entanglement is being utilized, but I'm using the lunar rocks to control the distribution of the field. Observe." He cleared his throat, then hoarsely spoke: "M'shrynmh L'fynym!"
The vibration in the air intensified. A wave of mana flowed forward across the bed of the cart. Within a second, it was lurching forward towards the two Heraldites.
Flynn briskly said: "M'shrynmh L'vynyk!"
The cart stopped in mid-air, wobbled, then glided backwards.
"M'shrynmh Thymmk."
At last, the cart stopped dead in its tracks. Flynn gave the tether a tug and it slowly lowered like a giant balloon so he could tie it to the wall again.
"My worrd!" Kepler marveled. "You cerrtainly masterred yourr moonwhinny!"
"I took notes." Flynn winked his good eye. "I can move the hovercraft around by command. Navigating the wasteland of the Dark Side might just be as easy as yawning." He took a proud breath. "I gotta admit... Rainbow Dash's stupidity is as inspiring as it is contagious."
"How do you intend to contrrol the accelerration?" Kepler asked, raising a hairy eyebrow. "Whinny louder?"
"I'm... still working on that," Flynn said. "Rainbow's gonna need us to roll out sooner than later. But I'm almost close to a solution for carrying the bulk of our supplies."
"Fine and well done, my frriend!"
"You're telling me! I only wish I could operate it by manual controls like the Ledomaritans. Alas..." Flynn shrugged. "Maybe once we get back to the Light Side, I can work on studying abroad... adopting technology from all the civilizations that Rainbow's visited and then some."
"But, for now, we have ourr prropulsion."
"I can't wait to apply this to other stuff," Flynn said. "Toolboxes. Shields. Even spears? Hell... we could hunt game from a hundred yards away!" He smirked. "So long as we can speak."
"So, it'll be useful to everrypony but Wildcarrd."
"Exactly. But—pffft... the dude's overpowered enough as it is. What's it gonna change anyways?"
"Speaking of which." Kepler squinted through his spectacles. "How is the griffin doing?"
Hand That Feeds You
"Okay..." Flynn leaned back from the Desperado. "Now... try making a fist."
Wildcard sat up on his cot. His upper muscles tensed around his beak.
Between them, a rickety skeleton of metal digits and hydraulic activators wobbled, pointed towards the ceiling. The joint below the prototype prosthetic glowed with mana power. Hissing sounds filled the common room, and slowly... gradually...
...five talons closed tightly together. The gesture was slow, but it was still a gesture.
Wildcard relaxed his muscles, exhaling heavily. He turned with a surprised expression, his goggles reflecting Flynn's smiling face.
"Pretty boss, right?" Flynn slicked back a mane that wasn't there. "Whew! I am on a roll!"
Wildcard nodded back.
"Now..." Flynn leaned in again. "Spread all your fingers out and put your palm flat." His eye narrow. "Pretend that you're... playing that weird, mystical game griffin kids are obsessed with. What's the name...?"
"'Rocks, papers, scissors?'"
Flynn blinked. He looked over his shoulder at Seraphimus in a distance. "Right... pffft, griffins..." He turned to look at Wildcard again. "Can you do that?"
Wildcard licked his beak. His shoulder shifted.
With a rattling noise, the prosthetic twisted. The levers and digits attached to them rotated. Soon he had flattened all of his talons into a straight plane. A cloud of manasteam spontaneously vented from the lower joints.
"Whoops! Excuse you!" Flynn chuckled, reaching over to pat Wildcard's shoulder. "I know it's pretty cruddy and slow now, but that's because I've yet to power it all the way. I just wanted you to get a feel for it. I mean... errr... y-you know what I mean."
Wildcard slowly nodded.
"Double-yoo, I don't have the tools here to make it nearly as awesome as the one you had back on the Light Side," Flynn said. "More specifically, you're probably going to lack the same spatial recognition system that used to grace your senses. But... you're skilled enough to make a calculated guess about your limb placement, right?"
Wildcard used the new skeletal hand to wave from side-to-side.
"Right. But I promise you that it'll be articulate enough for you to fully 'speak' again," Flynn said. "What's more, I just might be able to add a few new bells and whistles to it." He smiled, pointing at a narrow thread of pulsing conduits running the length of the forelimb. "You see this cable?"
The Desperado nodded warily.
"It extends from the prosthetic's mana core. With the right discharge of pent-up leyline energy... well..." Flynn grinned wildly. "It just might be able to give your fist some extra punch."
Wildcard nodded. He curiously gestured with his right hand, drawing a "compass" with his fingers against the cot.
"Sorry, bud..." Flynn shook his head. "That badass magnetic core is gone for good." He shrugged. "I just don't have the proper equipment to recreate it here. But... I'm hoping to give you some better improvements anyway."
A sigh escaped the griffon's beak. He nevertheless gave a thankful nod.
"Once you're fully back on your feet, I'll let you give the limb real practice at full juice. How does that sound?"
Slowly, the metal digits turned, pivoted, and formed a shivering thumb's up.
"There we go!" Flynn grinned wide. "That's the spirit!"
"I don't see why Jordan has to have his hand back," a contemptuous voice droned from the opposite end of the Common Room. "A blighted traitor like that should live with a constant reminder of what he's given up."
Wildcard clenched his beak. His left limb clicked and clacked as the inner parts struggled, grinded, and eventually—with much effort—shot a lone middle finger towards the ceiling. The Desperado raised it high and proud.
"Hrmmmfff..." And Seraphimus was silent.
"Heeeeeeeeeeey..." Flynn patted Wildcard's shoulder again. "That's some even better spirit!" He got up with a mild groan. "Ooooookay. You starving?"
"Ta-daaaaaaa..." Logan droned, lethargically gazing into the glowing blue compartment.
Ariel stood in place, blinking blankly. Her eyes reflected rows upon rows of otherworldly mushrooms.
"Well?" Logan scratched his stubbled chin and looked at her. "What do you think?"
"Uhhhhhh..." Ariel smiled crookedly. "Wow, Big Show! It all looks so..." A gulp. "...edible?"
"Hrmmmffff... we already know that it's edible," Logan muttered. "The stuff ain't poisonous."
"Right. Wildcard hasn't keeled over." Ariel gulped. "I think."
"The problem here is that there isn't enough of it," Logan said.
"Are you sure?" Ariel pointed into the illuminated half of the dim compartment. "It's covering the entire wall, corner, and part of the ceiling!"
"This is a month's worth of cultivating," Logan grumbled. "And not a single one of us has been eating from it." He turned about and trotted out the room with a sigh. "Let's face reality. This shit's ain't gonna sustain us."
"Yeah? So?" Ariel pivoted and followed the large stallion into the room where he had assembled his arsenal. "Once Rainbow's done resting her flank, the two of us will fly Omega again and grab some more! There's a whole field of the stuff!"
"Yeah? And what about when that crud runs out during our inevitable trip Curveside?" Logan snorted reaching over to a table to continue polishing a sword and shield. "There's no telling if these little buggers grow out beyond the parallel."
"From the sound of things, there's lots of flora out there..."
"You call that carniverous stuff 'flora?'"
"Well... organic stuff." Ariel stuck her tongue out. "Stuff not affected by the impact of the Sundering. We're just bound to find something to forage! Or hunt!"
"Uh huh. Did the old Cylindrimanian spheres find any living game out there beyond the mesa?"
"Errr... no. But then again, everything within five kilometers of the mesa is wasteland."
"Then we'll have to do our hunting while dodging living death grass for our lives," Logan muttered.
"I'm certain we can find some meat to sustain us."
"Don't you see the problem?" Logan sighed. "Rainbow Dash."
"What about her?"
"The damned girl would rather eat her own mane hair than dine on a roast beef sandwich. The rest of the Herald? We're just fine and dandy. But our illustrious leader has to be a vegetarian!" Logan dropped the weapons angrily to the table.
Ariel winced. "I... I'm sure we can eventually convince her to do what's right to survive."
"Oh yeah? And who's going to convince her to take the first bite? You?" Logan glared before brushing past the mare. "You've been hitting on the Austraeoh since she first fluttered past your gaze, and she hasn't given you the friggin' time of day."
Ariel squirmed, running one forelimb across the other. "That's got nothing to do with anything..."
"Doesn't it?"
"No!" She frowned. "It doesn't!" Ariel stomped a hoof, angrily. "Sure, maybe it's obvious to everypony that I have feelings for the mare, but I'm an adult, Logan! I can set them aside when I know there's something far more important at hoof!" She exhaled slowly, her ears folding somewhat. "Just how... she's learned to do... s-some time ago..."
Silence.
Logan shifted awkwardly. His voice was low, but still apologetic: "That sucks balls, Ariel. I... I shouldn't have said that." A cough. "Sorry."
"And you're forgiven. But I wish you wouldn't let it come out like that." Ariel trotted over and rested a hoof on her shoulder. "Something's been bothering you. I know it. Instead of being full of farts and comebacks, you've been nothing but glum and grim."
"It's the Dark Side, Ariel," Logan grumbled. "It's hard to be sunny over here."
"You don't think I know that?" Ariel shook her head. "It's something else. Something's been eating at you since we first came into Darkreach and encountered the changeling."
"It's not friggin' important, alright?"
"It obviously is to you." Ariel bit her lip. "Okay... so I never got as chummy with you as Flynn has. And maybe your old adventures with my mom have made it really awkward to level with me. But over here, Big Show, we're all that we have! And... and if we're gonna trust each other while in combat... can't we trust each other out of it? I wanna get to the Light Side and put all this behind us as much as you do, but... but what if we don't make it? What are we gonna do to resolve all our problems beforehand?"
Logan stared into the distance of the room. Eventually, he droned: "I already put things behind me, Ariel. That's what I'm trying to say." He glanced down at her, eyes narrowing. "I'm good to go. Honest."
Ariel bit her lip. At last, she nodded. "You are, aren't you?"
Silence.
"How... how much of the Bleakweed do we have left?"
"Another week if we ration it," Logan said. "Between that and the 'shrooms, we'll last through the trip to the parallel. But beyond? When we're gonna need the energy to sweat and fight the most? We'll have to come up with something new."
"How long will Rainbow Dash last if we ration the vegetarian food exclusively to her?"
Logan brushed his bangs aside, exhaling slowly. At last, he shrugged. "Four weeks? A month? She's a light pony, after all."
"Then maybe that should be the plan?"
"We can't survive on meat alone... heh... as much as I'd love to." Logan turned to look at Ariel again. "You'll need to work some charm on her. Get her to change her ways for her own good."
"Uh huh..."
"Don't 'uh huh' me, kid. This is super friggin' important."
"I know! I know!" Ariel tossed her forelimbs and groaned. "I'll see what I can do." A bitter smirk. "Heh... what irony."
"Yeah? What?"
"Out here... flying and adventuring with the hottest mare under the starlight... and I'm having to talk her into taking meat."
"See, there we have it. You can handle all the farts and comebacks for us."
"Heeheehee..."
"Hrmmm..." Logan resumed examining his weaponry. "One of these days, we'll get the musical lilt back in your giggles."
"Not exactly the top of our list."
"Nope. It isn't."
Ariel cleared her throat. "Speaking of rations..."
"It's about time, isn't it?"
"You've been hard at work on the arsenal." Ariel trotted off. "I'll do the rounds."
"No you're not." Logan held her back.
"Huh?"
"Feeding everyone means you're going to have to to feed her," Logan said. He trotted off in the same direction with a determined look on his face. "I don't want anyone near the bitch."
"And just why not?"
"Because it takes one to know one."
For Shame, For Shame
Thap!
Seraphimus' charcoal eyes opened. Before her on the stone floor lay a single strip of edible Bleakweed.
"There ya go," Logan grunted. He shuffled towards the side of the common room and sat at a rickety old bench. "I know it's not as much as last time, but we have to conserve rations." He bit into his own small morsel and muttered out the side of his muzzle. "Not that you'd give a shit, anyways. But that's just the way it is."
Seraphimus took a deep breath. She reached her manacled wrists outwards and grasped the food. "I appreciate it."
"Hrrmmff..." Logan's nostrils flared as he munched away. "Yeah, sure you do."
"You have been consistent in two things during my imprisonment," Seraphimus spoke quietly. "Providing both sustenance and unmitigated opinion."
"You're still a worthless piece of crap and a waste of the mission's resources, if that's what you mean."
"Precisely." Seraphimus took a few calm bites of her morsel. Halfway through the meal, she looked up from where she lay next to the pipework. "For what it is worth, it brings me an ounce of contentment."
"Hrmmffff..." He chewed and chewed, eyeing her. "What does?"
"Giving you something other than yourself to detest," she said calmly. "It allows you to be more proactive."
"Pfffft..." He nearly choked on his morsel. A bitter smirk flashed between them. "Go buck yourself, okay? What—are you trying to get chummy with me now, ya dayum buzzard?"
"Simply stating an observation," Seraphimus said. She took another bite, swallowed, and added: "I appreciate an organized system of work."
"Uh huh..."
"...even if that work is bringing you ever so swiftly to your doom."
"Yeah. See?" Logan finished his food and pointed at her while munching on the last bit. "Mmmmfff... that's where you come full idiot circle. This whole 'everything is doomed' crud. It's the same attitude that made you nearly sabotage all we've worked for to get here."
"Far simpler, then, to have your past completely sabotaged," Seraphimus said. "With nothing to live for, there's nothing to look forward to. You can do your job for the sake of doing the job."
"Is that your newly-discovered outlook on life?"
"Hasn't it been yours?"
Silence.
"Maybe I should tighten those handcuffs on you," Logan exhaled.
"Who were they?" Seraphimus asked.
"Grfff..." Logan stood up in a huff. "Enough of this crud."
Seraphimus' eyes narrowed. "They were family, weren't they? A wife and a child?"
"You're right about one thing. I do have shit to do." Logan stormed off. "Enjoy the rest of your introspection on your own."
Seraphimus said nothing as he left. She ripped the length of bleakweed into smaller, more manageable strips. Slowly—methodically—she dropped them down her avian gullet and swallowed.
A minute passed.
Two.
Three...
Then the heavy hoofsteps returned.
Eyecrest raised, Seraphimus looked up.
Logan marched over to the table with a stack of shields and amored plates. CLANK! He slapped them onto the table top and pulled a chair over. Then, with a flick of the hoof, he produced a rag and began cleaning the materials.
Seraphimus took a breath. "I thought you had 'shit' to do."
"And I do," he grunted. "But you're getting uppity."
"... ... ...am I, now?"
"Figured I'd polish the stuff in here. Keep an eye on ya." Logan frowned into his work. "Make sure you don't try busting out with that smarmy attitude of yours."
"Attitude is one thing," Seraphimus droned. She rattled her cuffs. "With the bare minimum sustenance I've received, I doubt I'd possess the strength to put up much of a fight."
"Still, can't be too safe," Logan muttered. "We've suffered for underestimating you in the past."
"Have you?" Seraphimus squinted. "Have you really?"
"Keep moving that buzzard beak of you. See where it gets you."
Both were silent.
Logan polished one shield, and then the other. He worked on them until the ancient metals glinted in the dim manalight.
Seraphimus leaned back against a stretch of wall besides the pipework. She weathered a heavy sigh, then stared lethargically past the stallion. "I'm guessing the older one was your spouse... either that or your sister."
Logan tensed up, but he said nothing. He continued working on the armor pieces.
"And the child was—most likely—your daughter," Seraphimus breathed. "Perhaps a niece." Silence. Her charcoal eyes darted towards him. "You abandoned them, I'm guessing?"
"I did not abandon them!" Logan snapped, glaring at her.
"... ... ..." Seraphimus looked back.
With a fuming breath, Logan turned his shield over and gave it a good rub-down. "So stop playing detective. I'm not wrestling with the guilt of some horrible, terrible sin. Believe it or not, the Herald's not a gaggle of foal-murdering criminals and 'Blighted' traitors." His nostrils flared. "I almost wish it was that way. Then I'd have something to identify... something simple that I could name." His ears drooped. "At least if I had a reason to hate myself... then maybe there'd be some sense in it all. Instead...?" His words trailed off, as did his breath.
Seraphimus calmly gazed at him. "I do have a reason to detest myself," she said. "I failed Verlaxion. And because of my failure, my husband and child are both dead. Their blood is on my talons because I could not properly defend my goddess." Her eyes narrowed slightly. "I can name the reason for my shame, and I'm telling you... it is not any easier than whatever it is that you have to deal with."
Logan merely bit his lip amidst his work.
"... ... ...do you follow Rainbow Dash into oblivion because you wish to be free from your memories?"
"I'm protecting Rainbow Dash to assure the harmonious fate of this world," Logan said, frowning. "And worlds beyond, potentially."
"Mmmmm..." Seraphimus nodded. "A reasonable excuse... until you pick it apart—"
"It doesn't matter how you pick it apart."
"Or perhaps it doesn't matter to you," Seraphimus said. "How is protecting Rainbow Dash going to protect my family?"
"It'll protect my daughter," Logan said.
Seraphimus nodded again. "I see." She blinked. "And how long will believing in that sustain you?"
"Belief has nothing to do with it. She's real." Logan finally looked up, eyes piercing. "Her name is Luram."
Seraphimus listened quietly.
"Although... she doesn't know it..." Logan's eyes softened noticeably as he gazed off into the lengths of Darkreach. "...nor does she know that I'm alive."
It's the Big Show
Author's Notes:
Attention. There has been a necessary change. The revealed name of Logan's daughter has been changed in the previous chapter. It is no longer "Archeanta." It is now "Luram." Because f'naaaaaa
"I've been a mercenary for a long, long time. It wasn't until a few years ago that I... got into it so deep. But before I was fully committed to the Herald, I did small jobs around western and central Rohbredden just to get by. I had my own code of honor that I fought by. I'd only take contracts from ponies who were upholding the general law of the land... and I only took a life if I was certain it would protect innocent civilians.
"The kind of jobs I'm talking about are the dirty kind. The scary kind. The type of jobs that keep you up late at night when you're young and you're wrestling with what kind of a pony you've allowed yourself to be. Lots of similarly frightened bastards have died at the end of my axe's blade—their biggest sin being that they landed on the other side of the coin than me. They chose to do jobs that leeched on society and poisoned the local populace with drug, greed, foalnapping, slavery, the works. Sure, if I could somehow peacefully talk them out of their self-dug crudholes, I would... but most of the time it ended up in a nasty, bloody scrap, and there was only one way to come out of that alive. Later—when I hooked up with the Job Squad—it was easier to afford 'nonviolent' solutions to the jobs I selected, but for a while there I had to make a living on living with my battered conscience.
"Did I think of quitting? Sure... but every time I slacked off, I'd hear of innocent pony and griffon families biting it because of a bandit raid that went south... or a drug deal that exploded into an all-out-fued. I used to wonder why you bastards in the Right Talon didn't fly around and do your job more... until I realized just how dayum hard it is to police anything in any numbers in a cruddy continent like Rohbredden. Besides, the prefectures I patrolled were sparsely populated, and the landscape made it easy for criminals to hide from the most scrutinous of eyes. Policing the region was something you had to be schooled in... on a daily basis... like I was. There were a few other badass souls like me, and we all exchanged notes... forming coalitions. Flynn was among them—which is how we met. Bard was a stand-up vigilante too, but... well... even you know how his story ended.
"We fellow mercenaries—we formed a damn strong bond. Out of this came the Job Squad, and a choice few of us caught wind of the Herald and we ultimately became part of something greater. But before Mortuana, the 'Job Squad' didn't expect much out of life than the job itself... and it damn well nearly killed each and every one of us. So—as you can imagine—we couldn't afford much in the way of friendship... and we could afford even less sane relationships outside our circle of crazy dedication. Love and romance were completely out of the question... but it doesn't mean we didn't try...
"One summer about seventeen years ago, I found that I didn't even have to try. Deep in Storm Prefecture, situated on a fertile plateau nestled in the mountains, I had won the favor of a rich stallion who owned an entire clan of rice farmers. His name was Bergen, and he had done pretty damn alright by himself. Living in the third generation of his family, he had his servants build him a mansion in the center of the plateau, and the serfs working under him cultivated the landscape for miles in every direction. Distanced from the lead senators and council ponies who pretended to represent the interests of Storm Prefecture, Bergen lived like a king out in the mountains—and everypony respected him as such. Myself too.
"And Bergen respected me. This was because I drove pirates and privateers away from the outskirts of his land. On a monthly basis, coastal raiders would skirt the southern coast of Rohbredden and send pillagers up through Thunder Pass—the central traiding route into Storm Prefecture. Week after week, these morons from the Seven Seas would rush in single-file and try attacking the merchant outposts. I made a living just busting the skulls of these dickheads, day in and day out. Sometimes it wouldn't even require a fight. I'd show up at the regular spot, brandishing my axe, and the cowards would go 'Oh shit, it's him!' and turn tail and run back to the coast. Flynn joined me in a lot of these engagements, and—I swear—sometimes it was pretty chill. We used to have drinking games on how long it would take for the would-be invaders to high-tail it out of there after the briefest of confrontations.
"Was the job very exciting? No, not really. But we were all that stood between Bergen's trading posts and these relentless bastards from the Seven Seas. Sometimes it got bloody... but only rarely. If nothing else, it was Bergen's generous payrate that kept the likes of us sticking around for so long. That's the summer that I feel that I began to slip... that I committed the first of many sins that I'd eventually feel shameful for. It's the same summer that I started to put on weight—if that's any friggin' indication.
"But... there was something I didn't feel shameful for at the time. Something that lit up my whole ugly world. You see, Bergen had a daughter—a mare my age named Sariah. Sariah was pretty, witty, and hella smart. So smart... that Bergen had the confidence in making her his chief manager of agricultural distribution. That meant she'd be making regular trips to the southern outposts. She was a headstrong pony—very good at barking orders... or just good at barking. Heh. The mare wasn't afraid of nothin'. She stumbled in on more than one run-in with the raiders, and she let hellfire rain on them. I suppose Sariah didn't take kindly to those coral-huffers trying to intimidate the southern farmers of her father's land. Once or twice, Flynn and I had to keep her from outright charging down Thunder Pass and biting onto the bastards' tails. Whew... every one in the outpost loved that girl. And me most of all. But I didn't let on. I couldn't. I was just a hired hoof, and she was the boss' daughter.
"Eventually, though, even that meant very little. Aside from the occasional run-in with headstrong bandits, things were pretty quiet in Storm Prefecture. You had the time to reflect on things... and to get to know ponies around you. And Sariah? She wanted to get to know me. I'm not just saying that to be big-headed or nothing. She found something about me fascinating, even though I tried to convince her I was no different from all the other bums running around with swords and axes. But she saw something in me that... to this day... I-I just can't quite put to words. Love's stupid like that, I suppose. And I sure as Hell wasn't going to make her feel bad for livening up my life. We'd spend hours and hours on patrol, just talking about the politics of the landscape and the future that Storm Prefecture had in store for itself. She had so many brilliant ideas... thoughts that could revolutionize the dysfunctional system that made Rohbredden tick... barely. And I believed every word she said... and it was worth it just hearing her lectures... if it only meant looking at the flicker of wisdom in her beautiful eyes... and smelling that rich perfume her family afforded. Every mercenary and farmer in Storm Prefecture smelled like shit... but not Sariah. She was cut from a different cloth, and yet she had no reservations about spending her every waking moment with the likes of us... protecting the southern lands around Thunder Pass... the one and only bastion keeping her family's land afloat.
"It's hard to pinpoint exactly when it happened—the moment that our friendship became something... well... moister. But nature is as nature does. Late night patrols ended with even later night caps. She found out that I was a horrible lover. I discovered that she was a horrible liar. In the morning we'd laugh, and the following night we'd stumble over each other again. And that was us... and we were happy being... us. Neither thought of the ramifications of the head farmer's daughter and a ragtag mercenary getting their groove on, but neither of us cared. And it wasn't much of a secret. Flynn knew. A lot of the local tradesponies knew. But I think everypony figured that we were all thrown into this little absurd pocket of Storm Prefecture, surrounded by madness and ambivalence, and here we had ourselves a little haven... a little touch of life that put a spring to our step and made the rest of the day worth living. And—boy—did we live.
"It didn't stop us from doing our jobs. The weeks rolled into months, and the raiders grew more and more sparse. My only fear was that Bergen would no longer have a need for me, and then I'd no longer have an excuse to stick around. After all, there was trouble to dealt with in the other bordering prefectures of Rohbredden, and the Job Squad was needed for branching out. For the first time in my grungy 'career,' I seriously contemplated hanging up the axe for good. After all, if I could settle down with a mare like Sariah officially... take up a life of boring rice farming... then maybe—just maybe—I could live a bit longer. It was only a tempting thought, though. A dream at that. But the following winter... the dream came really damn close to a reality.
"Sariah showed up one week, and she was no longer her usual talkative, witty self. Something was gnawing at her, and something in the way her ears twitched told me she was both enthused and afraid at the same time. It didn't take me long to coax the truth out of her. The mare was pregnant... and it sure as Hell wasn't baldy's baby. Me? I was overjoyed. But Sariah? I could already tell that she had... changed somehow. I mean, she still cared about me—that much was for sure. But her mood was completely different. I suppose that sort of thing can be expected when you're pregnant, but with Sariah, it... well... it was a whole 'nother thing altogether. Her personality completely changed. And as the months went by and I started to bother her over how the Hell we were going to keep the whole thing secret, she'd suddenly lash out. She'd throw things at me and call me names I didn't recognize and blame me for stuff that I never once did in my entire life. I started to worry... and I'd soon find out that I wasn't worried enough.
"Turns out that there's a history of... mental issues in Bergen's family. I'm not even remotely trying to be facetious. Part of why Bergen worked so hard to get on top and build himself a sweet-ass mansion atop his farm plantation is that he needed it to double as a sanitarium. A lot of his close relations were practically locked up in there, and—from what I later discovered—he would sequester himself there for a spell too, on occasion. I wish I could explain it... but something hereditary was always gnawing at Bergen's bloodline. Shit sucked... but there wasn't much he could do, and if he appealed to any of the state-sponsored hospitals, then it would make his family ailment public... which could possibly threaten his standing and ruin business for all of the families living off his land. Bergen was such a staunch businesstallion that he wouldn't ever let that happen, even if it meant the best for his family. So... they weathered the storm... and prayed to the Frosted Halls of Verlaxion that nothing spontaneous or random would trigger another psychotic episode in their close relations...
"Something... like an unexpected pregnancy. As the months went by, Sariah's actions grew more and more erratic. She'd show up to the southern outposts with half her mane cut off. She'd say that she was trying to 'blend in' with the local populace in order to ambush the raiders, and she would refuse to drink anything but the water that she brought with her because 'everything was poisoned.' At night, she'd run out into the middle of the valley and chase shadows, cussing up a storm. Suddenly I began to understand why she was so feisty with the raiders to begin with. There was this manic side to her that lampshaded a deeper, madder state. Seeing it in full bloom was... frightening as Hell. I tried to protect her... tried to talk her out of her spells. All my life, I found being a mercenary to be a feasible job... but it's next to impossible to protect a mad pony from herself. Things were going downhill a mile-a-minute, and I felt that it was all my fault. Maybe it was the hormonal changes in being with-foal that affected her... or maybe she was actually, legitimately sick of me... sick of everything. In a place like remote Rohbredden, it's hard not to go mad. Maybe I'm the crazy one for not drooling by now. In any case, she was rapidly falling apart. I had to do something about it.
"And so, I did. I dragged her all the way to Bergen's manor and just... let it all out. I confessed it all. The romancing... the late night fraternizing. The intimacy that led to the grandfoal that Bergen didn't know he was going to have. I expected the worst, but I didn't care. The truth needed to be heard—if not for Sariah's sake... then for the sake of the life growing deep inside of her.
"And... I got the worst. The worst for me, at least. Bergen felt betrayed. Hell, he was betrayed. He nearly went mad himself in tearing me and my name down a few hundred notches. The only thing keeping him from chopping off my head then and there was the fact that I had protected his and his family's interests for so long. He banished me from the plateau... from the outposts... from all of Storm Prefecture as a whole. I was never allowed to see his daughter again... not that it mattered. At that point in time, every moment she saw me, she'd call me names and blame me for a million horrible things: setting fire to fields of rice, murdering foals, rape... you name it. I was suddenly a demon in her eyes, and I saw nothing of the old wisdom and mirth that once attracted me to the mare. But... it didn't change the fact that I loved her. In some pathetic, sad, wilted way... I adored her... even in her deteriorated state.
"And yet, I left. I had to. A part of me felt... hoped that removing myself from her life might perhaps restore her to sanity. Most stallions in my field of work—I suppose—would just live and let be. Goddess knows how many bastards are out there... making other little bastards and not thinking twice about it. But me? Damned if I didn't have something resembling a conscience, and it gnawed at me. Even Flynn tried to talk me out of it... tried to get me to look at the long, winding road ahead. But I couldn't. My thoughts lingered daily on Sariah... and even worst... on the daughter I would never know. There was a tearing knot in my gut that the foal would never even be born... that the whole tragedy would roll up into a bloody ball and just claim them both. Because why not?
"And then I had a tiny glimpse of heaven. About a year later, someone from inside Storm Prefecture contacted me. You see, despite how things went down between me and Bergen, most ponies weren't mad. They knew the truth. They had seen the things I had done to protect their hides from bandits and raiders. What's more... they had seen me and Sariah together. They had seen the love that we had... that we very genuinely had... if even for a short time. And one of these ponies sent me a message—stating that Sariah had successfully foaled. And that it was a filly... a filly named 'Luram.' What's more, they were able to smuggle me into the farmstead where Luram had been sent. Turns out, Bergen wanted the foal raised outside the main manor. There was no telling how long Sariah was going to have to wrestle with her demons, and Bergen didn't want Luram to grow up with the memories of a crazed mother.
"So... I was able to pay short, tiny, illicit visits into Storm Prefecture. Each time, I had to assume a different identity... not just to throw off Bergen's guards... but also to maintain the sanctuary that had been established for the little filly. But... but I got to see her. I got to see her pretty little mane... her bright little eyes... and... and hear her voice... calling out for everyone but me.
"I visited Luram for five years straight... just showing up randomly... pretending to be the friend of a friend... a local tradespony... a random traveler. I did it until I could do it no longer... or else risk being committed to her permanent memory. I never told her my name... never told her that I was partly responsible for bringing her into this world. I visited just enough times to see that she was alive... and that she was healthy... that she was happy...
"And, at last, I visited her no more. Thoughts had occurred to me. Crazy thoughts... crazy thoughts of outright smuggling her out and taking her far far away... safe from that remote asylum surrounded by rice and mountains. I could have started a new life with just the two of us. But... I wasn't Sariah. I knew that Bergen would hunt her down—even to the ends of Kihutaja, if he had to. The life of a fugitive isn't exactly conducive to good health, and I couldn't do that to little Luram. I had already poisoned the family well by bumping into her mother. Besides, my visits had shown that she was happy. The ponies of Storm Prefecture were good folk... and she would have gotten a lot more from them than she ever could from her grandfather. The best thing I could ever do was... let her go... just like I had to let Sariah go...
"And so... I did."
Short and Not Sweet
"I've tried to put her behind me," Logan said, staring vacantly into the stone floor of the common room between himself and Seraphimus. "Whenever Flynn or Ariel ask how I'm doing. I tell them that I'm 'carrying on just fine.' That the past is behind me. That I've left all of my business back in Rohbredden long before we ever crossed paths with the Austraeoh."
He took a deep breath, slouching back in his seat.
"But not a day goes by when I don't think of Sariah..." He gulped. "Of Luram." His ears drooped. "Of the life we almost had together. But... then again..." A bitter smirk, cast sideways. "What kind of a friggin' life would that have been? Cowering in the caves and alcoves of Storm Prefecture? Hiding from Wendigoes?"
Seraphimus stared at him in silence.
"Bergen's no idiot," Logan muttered aside. "He'll drag his family out of their padded rooms and take them someplace safe. Someplace closer to Frostknife." He inhaled slowly. "And those Wendigoes aren't the end of the world. Rohbredden will move on. They're down one foppish fascist anyways."
The room was quiet for a while.
At last, Seraphimus spoke: "Verlaxion is no longer around to protect them."
"Yeah, well..." Logan squinted at her sideways. A glinting eye. "When the Hell did she ever protect anypony?"
The former Talon Commander had no response.
"You've spent all your life defending and worshipping a Goddess you've never even seen," Logan murmured. His brow furrowed. "Did you ever once stop to question if you should?"
Seraphimus' response was swift. "No."
"Hmmmm..." Logan slowly nodded. "I've killed countless ponies in my life. I irresponsibly banged up a mentally-challenged young mare. I brought an innocent foal into this world then ditched her far away in a country plagued by frozen horse ghosts. All of those horrible accomplishments under my name... and yet still... I pity you."
Seraphimus blinked.
"Because—even if I'm some horrible goddess-damned monster..." Logan stood up from the table. "I still found some beautiful moments to live. And I don't regret them one bit."
"I loved my family," Seraphimus hissed. "I've 'lived' no less than you, cretin."
"And if by some dayum miracle they were to come back today, they'd pity you all the same."
Seraphimus opened her beak... but she had nothing to say.
"It doesn't matter how we live when things are all nice and peachy," Logan droned. "What truly counts is how we carry on when shit sucks." He picked up the armor in one hoof and pointed at her with the other. "And you—lady—have proven to be nothing more than a real shit-sucker."
That said, he turned tail and trotted out of the common room.
With a breath, Seraphimus craned her neck and spoke: "Wait..."
Logan shuffled to a limp stop.
The griffon's brow furrowed. "Why... did you tell me all of this?" Her headcrest drooped halfway. "Your veritable life's story..."
Logan's shoulders hunched slightly. "I dunno. Kinda figured there was a spark hidden under all that dullness of yours. I've carried that same color before. Hell, I'm still carrying it now."
"Do you honestly believe that?"
Logan glanced calmly over his shoulder. "You're asking me, aren't you?"
"... ... ..."
Logan left.
Seraphimus sat alone, staring at the stillness all around. The chains around her hung limp. Weightless. She didn't say a word.
Dark Reach and Chill
Rainbow Dash lay on her side in the dark.
A cramped chamber enveloped her—a bunk built for an ancient pony. The place was still filled with ancient junk... junk left behind hastily by ancient hooves. And yet—in each dim-lit blink that the restless mare made—she could have sworn it looked like somepony had lived in there just one month ago. Rainbow only chose that particular chamber to rest in because the cushions were angled in such a way that they mimicked a curved hammock.
It still wasn't enough to put her to sleep.
The mare's nostrils flared. She stared at the ceiling... at the random nick-nacks, tools, and patchwork pieces of paper lingering from an expedition long gone.
Rainbow Dash wasn't alone. One of her friends was "keeping watch" during her rest. She knew this because—
"Rainbow, darling?"
Rainbow's nostrils flared yet again. "What is it, Rarity?"
A little fashion horse ghost phased through the wall flanking her bed. "Are you asleep?"
Rainbow's ears twitched. "I dunno. You tell me."
"Oh! Uhm... terribly sorry." Rarity smiled nervously. "I won't bother you." And she sank slowly like a marshmallow in rusted tar.
Rainbow clenched her eyes shut. With a droning voice, she said, "Go ahead, Rarity."
That squishy, pale phase emerged just beyond the wall. "No. It's not important. Return to your slumbers."
"Rarity, there are no slumbers."
"But...!" Rarity half-emerged once again, muzzle agape. "You've been lying still all this lengthy time!"
"Believe me. I know."
"But you really should get some—"
"Rarity, I'm awake. Just talk to me, already." Rainbow gulped. "And thanks—y'know—for k-keeping watch all this time."
"Don't mention it, darling." Rarity floated above the mare. She waved a dainty fetlock. "I'm more than happy to."
"So..." Rainbow breathed. "What's on your mind?"
"Does mane conditioner extend permanently beyond the afterlife?" the unicorn melodically squeaked, fluffing her mane as she muttered aloud. "If only I had this gift back when I was not a weightless eidolon."
"Mrnnnnghhh..." Rainbow's brow furrowed. "Is that really what you wanted to talk about?"
"Hmm?" Rarity's eyelashes fluttered. "What?! No! Of course not!" She cleared her throat and "sank" down until she was floating parallel to Rainbow. "Much rather, I was wondering about the fate of the Darkreach Expedition."
"Uh huh..."
"You don't suppose that they..." Rarity bit her bottom lip.
"That they what, Rarity?"
"That... that they returned to the Light Side?" Rarity gulped. "All of them?"
At that, Rainbow sat up halfway. She arched an eyebrow. "You mean you think they gave up?"
"Well, think about it, darling," Rarity said. "They came over here—all mortals—and they found themselves tasked with having to fill this dreadful place with cumbersome equipment. Then they had to map the landscape, deal with the local wildlife, find horrid ways to subsist on the unforgiving, arid earth..."
"They were tasked by royal authority, Rarity," Rainbow Dash said. "Alicorn Royal Authority. Emeraldine and Equestria aren't all that different from one another. Ponies are super-duper dedicated to the ones in charge. Do you think that Twilight's brother and sister-in-law are gonna turn tail and head back to Equestria along with their whole expedition just 'cuz they've been waiting in Ward for so friggin' long?"
"I certainly wouldn't blame them!"
"Rrnnngh..." Rainbow Dash rubbed her forehead. "Rarity..."
"Alright, maybe not Shining Armor and Princess Cadance," Rarity said. "No doubt Sturke is treating them with absolute respect and an abundance of luxuries."
"Uh huh..."
"But who would fault the Emeraldinians? Especially since we don't know precisely how long they struggled here inside this mesa?"
"We know bits and pieces," Rainbow quietly said. "Kepler estimates from the recorded entries that they were holding out for at least seven recorded years."
"Seven years, Rainbow Dash?!" Rarity blanched. "For a mission of such importance, that's an awfully short time for them to commit!"
Rainbow shrugged. "Maybe something drove them out. We had a changeling hatch here, remember?"
"Wouldn't you think this place would be in greater disarray?" Rarity remarked. "And all of the equipment that Flynn and Logan found! I mean... why did they leave so many useful tools behind?"
Rainbow tiredly rubbed her head again. "You've got me there, Rares..."
"So..." Rarity folded her fetlocks as she thought out loud: "I would venture to guess that dread and bitter spirits overwhelmed them... and they simply retreated."
"Just like that..."
"Well, m-maybe there was a coup!"
"There's no evidence of that kind of unrest in Ranort's logs."
"But Kepler hasn't listened to every single entry yet!"
"Well, true..." Rainbow nodded. "But that makes it just as stupid to assume anything, then."
"I personally believe a spontaneous retreat makes sense."
"Uh huh..."
"Because..." Rarity gestured with her fetlocks. "...the guilt and shame of doing so would likely explain why they left all of their materials and notes behind. If they abandoned Darkreach, they would have done so completely! Both in reality as well as in concept!"
"I have a hard time imagining that Commander Gwen would have let them just... up and leave," Rainbow said. "She and Warhol sounded awfully committed."
"No doubt a few hung back," Rarity said. "They likely would have made the journey to the Midnight Armory alone... with less-than-stellar results."
"Well, that's grim," Rainbow droned.
"One cannot help but think that way, darling," Rarity said.
"I don't think that way."
"Well..." Rarity fluffed her mane with a slight smile. "Perhaps there's hope for you yet. I don't know whether to feel saddened or envious."
"But what of Rohbredden?" Rainbow Dash remarked. "Onyxxus was preparing to give up the ghost right when Darkreach was founded," she said. "Those who ditched this place wouldn't have had alicorn assistance in sneaking past Verlax, much less getting back through the Grand Choke."
"Do you really think they'd live with themselves if they made it all the way back to Emeraldine?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash laid back with a sigh. She gazed lethargically at the ceiling. "No, I suppose they wouldn't."
"I'd venture to say they landed in the Twilight Lands east of Frostknife... found a quiet patch of farmland and... disappeared into the populace."
"What of the Gondola?"
"Isn't it obvious? They sent it back to the Dark Side... and then they sunk the Light Side's end of it—just as you and the Herald first found it after you gained your sights from Utaan."
"Mmmmm..." Rainbow blinked. "It's certainly a theory, alright."
"Not one that I enjoy coming up with, I assure you."
"Have you run it by Twilight?"
"Why should I?"
"Because... she's smart?"
Rarity floated over to look her anchor squarely in the face. "I'm bringing it by you, Rainbow Dash."
"Why?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Rarity swallowed. "You're our leader, darling."
Rainbow looked at her.
"You're the leader of the whole pack. Fluttershy... Applejack... Pinkie Pie... all of us. We answer to you and we go where you go. We believe in you."
Rainbow muttered, "Only because you have no choice."
"Rainbow..." Rarity floated closer, her expression stern and unwavering. "Do you honestly... truly believe that we are all with you on this journey because there simply is no other option?"
"Rarity..."
"Do you not remember the stubborn lengths we went to avoid you back in... mmmm... b-back in Red Barge?"
"... ... ..."
"It certainly hasn't been a perfect adventure... or entirely pleasant by any means... but you inspire us, Rainbow Dash," Rarity said. She floated proud and upright. "In your courage and your tenacity and your learned experience—you've given us all something to hope for. There's more to just acquiring the Harmonic Prism and bringing it back to Ponyville. There's retribution for you, darling. For all of us."
"I... don't know about all of that..."
"Well, I do." Rarity nodded. "And way back when—in the innocent days of Equestrian sunsets—Twilight may have been calling most of the shots. But she wasn't the one who taught us bravery... or the simple, redeeming qualities of action."
Rainbow said nothing.
With a smug smile, Rarity leaned in and whispered in Rainbow's ear. "Need I also remind you whose sonic rainboom united usssssss?" She leaned back, eyelashes fluttering. "It's destiny, darling!"
"Destiny could stand to be less of a dick," Rainbow said.
"Unh! Rainbow, darling!" Rarity fanned herself, laughing airily. "Ohhhhh how I wish I could just slap you at times!"
"Mrmmmff..." Rainbow exhaled. "Save it for a time when you'll be less proud of me."
"How do you figure?"
"We're not the Darkreach Expedition," Rainbow said firmly. "We're not the past or the future... we're now." Rainbow's eyes darted towards her. "Like somepony very awesome once said, 'There's no stopping this train we're on.'"
"I very much appreciate the sentiment, Rainbow Dash," Rarity said. "But I am... currently suffering any attempts to make out your specific meaning."
"Namely this." Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "We are not returning to Equestria without the Harmonic Prism."
Rarity nodded in gentle silence.
"I mean it. Either we get what's inside the Midnight Armory..." Rainbow gulped. "Or we don't come back at all. It's do or die. Literally. It's... always been."
Silence.
"Do you understand that, Rarity?" Rainbow asked. "That is where the courage's at. Not in me—it's in the journey."
"Oh Rainbow, darling..." Rarity reached a hoof over in an affection gesture. Although it phased through Rainbow's shoulder, the fashionista's expression was solid enough for the two of them. "It's so very insulting to assume that I haven't known that. Always."
Giving Catbird the Bird
Hoofsteps echoed across the common room.
Seraphimus looked up from a lonesome stupor. Her charcoal brown eyes adjusted to an approaching figure.
Flynn trotted briskly towards her side of the room. At last, the balding stallion approached the pipework she was handcuffed to. Levitating a wrench or two, he proceeded to tighten the rivets of the brass array above the griffon.
Seraphimus watched in contemplative silence.
Flynn continued working... working...
At last, it was Seraphimus who cleared her throat and said something. "Is there a purpose to this?"
"Uh huh..." he said, kept working, albeit with a subtle frown.
More silence.
"Would I benefit in any way from knowing?" Seraphimus droned.
Flynn's nostrils flared. "I'm attempting to adjust the air filtration of the facility in order to ease up on the power supply. We'll need all the crystals we can preserve for the inevitable trip ahead."
"I'm chained to these pipes," Seraphimus said. "Does this have a chance of scalding me to a roasted death?"
"The Hell do I care?" Flynn groaned.
Seraphimus calmly nodded. "Indeed."
And—just like that—silence returned.
Seraphimus grew noticeably restless, and it wasn't because of the work Flynn was doing to the pipes. "Your friend was in here earlier," she stated. "The one they call 'Big Show.'"
Flynn's jaw muscles tightened. Her grumbled inwardly. "Mmmmmmhmmmm..."
"He is... a creature of remarkable depth," Seraphimus said, her tone of voice faltering slightly. The griffon's hawkeyes fell to the stone floor of the common room. "Suffered through many hardships... many conflicts—both physical and otherwise."
Flynn twisted and grinded with the wrench harder.
Seraphimus continued. "He was... simply telling me earlier how he had—"
"Yeah, look." Flynn stopped dead in his works to glare down at the griffon with one angry eye. "I know he told you things. Why? I haven't the faintest goddess-damned clue. Guess trusting in his friends just doesn't cut it anymore. Damn bitter bastard feels like he has to consort with a putrid, homicidal bum instead. Makes you wonder where we went wrong..."
"He values h-his friendship with you." Seraphimus found herself stammering. "I simply find it... remarkable that a pony of such principles could—"
"Could what?!" Flynn's metal lens extended like a knife. He spat, "Risk his fat hide for a psychopath like you?! Cuz then—yeah—me too! Hell, I'm still shocked he hasn't friggin' pissed down your neck by now."
Seraphimus took a fuming breath. "You underestimate the pony's ethical restraint—"
"No! I know all about it!" Flynn gnashed his teeth. "That's just the whole point! Where was your moral insight when you chased us to the edges of the earth, threatening to murder every single damn thing in your path?!" He hissed, "Isn't it awfully convenient to throw reason and respect out the window? Thinking of us as nothing but 'blighted meatbags' must have made the whole ruthless attack on the Gondola way the Hell easier. We almost lost more than one 'remarkable' soul thanks to you."
Seraphimus tried to frown, but her headcrest had drooped noticeably. " You misunderstand me—"
"No, I know all that you're about," Flynn said. "So you lost your whole family to the Great Thaw after Verlaxion bit it. So what? We've all lost something before joining the Herald. Thing is—we've all chosen to put our strengths into improving this world... as well as worlds beyond. But you? Just because Verlaxion took everything precious away from you, that somehow gives you license to be a murderous, selfish bucktard. Selfish enough that you're willing to throw away your own life just to make other ponies miserable. Well, if you're suddenly and inexplicably feeling guilty now, you can just go sit on my forhead and rotate, you sorry sack of self-righteous shit."
Seraphimus took a long, concentrated breath. Her eyes narrowed. "Are you quite finished?"
"No! I'm not!" Flynn shook in place, attempting—in vain—to temper the anger. "Y'know... none of us set out to murder the Frost Queen of Rohbredden. If anything, we just wanted to expose her... to open everypony's eyes to the web and lies she had weaved throughout the ages. Turns out the whole 'roll over and die' thing was her idea... a cruel stunt pre-planned at everypony's expense. So it's no damn surprise that a pitiful griffon like you would worship to her. What irony that you can't see beyond your own sorrow to understand the real tragedy here." Flynn leaned back, exhaling. "You were as much a pawn of this whole mess as Rainbow Dash was. Difference is... Rainbow's got a shred of decency."
"In what way?"
"Because she's keeping us all from slitting your damned throat!" Flynn grumbled. "Even after all the crud you've done! She still has hope for you! Goddess knows why!" At long last, he gathered the semblance of a normal breath. "So—to reiterate—no... my tweaking these pipes isn't going to scaled you to death." Frowning, he returned to the pipework with his wrench. "Besides, you're doing burns enough to yourself to last a lifetime..."
Seraphimus blinked up at him. Her beak opened to say something, but a shiny gray shape reflected off her eyes. She looked across the common room.
Flynn noticed it. He turned to glance behind him.
Ariel hovered beside a stairwell, squinting at the two. "... ... ...having a little moment?"
Flynn's brow furrowed. "What's it to you?"
Ariel rolled her ocean blue eyes. "Whatever." She motioned with her hoof. "Come quick. Kepler's discovered the last log."
"...!" Flynn instantly dropped his wrench and galloped out of the room.
"What...?" Seraphimus craned her neck. "What has he discovered?" She called out louder. "What happened to the ancient ponies of this place?"
Ariel and Flynn were gone.
Seraphimus slumped back against the pipes. For some reason... she was short of breath. Her shackled talons wrung each other anxiously as her mind reeled with the stallion's words.
The End of Line
"Surprising development: According to he who would be Lieutenant Warhol, they who would be the indigenous ponies of the Dark Side have only used one proper noun in all of their conversations. It is a very curious word: 'Spindlers.' This word has come up multiple times in the fleeting conversations carried between those who would be indigenous and those who would be the scouts of the Verdestonian Expedition."
The Herald gathered in the HQ room of Darkreach, huddled around Kepler and the "talking" briefcase. Ariel squatted on the metal table. Flynn and Wildcard leaned in, craning their necks. Rainbow Dash hovered close to the ceiling while Logan stood with folded forelimbs before the stairwell.
The ancient voice of Chief Engineer Ranort continued:
"Informational analysis: The weight of the word 'Spindlers' in the otherwise passive speech of they who would be indigenous suggests attributed purpose—even sapience. The pluralization of the word suggests a possible faction in some sort of psychological or political faculty. Why they who would be indigenous would make an exception out of their vocabulary to label this group—it cannot be explained. He who would be Lieutenant Warhol has hypothesized that they who would be called 'Spindlers' may be a faction older than any observed in the totality of the Dark Side. It is possible that there is a certain degree of innate psychological respect to be had for they who would be called 'Spindlers,' which might explain why they who would be indigenous do not treat they who would be called 'Bloodwings' with the same grammatical respect.
"Observational thoughts: They who would be indigenous have been mostly taciturn in responding to questions posed by we who would be the Verdestonian Expedition. However, when inquired about the location of they who would be called 'Spindlers,' they who would be indigenous were actually quick to indicate an approximate geographical location of this nebulous faction. He who would be Lieutenant Warhol states that the locals described 'large, towering structures' when explaining the location of they who would be 'Spindlers'. I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort finds this curious, in that they who would be indigenous appear to be describing a 'city' of some sort, which sounds completely inexplicable given the nature of the Dark Side. Nevertheless, this geographical location has been added to the map, and the information has been supplied to she who would be Commander Gwen.
"Personal assessment: I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort am pleased to know that she who would be Commander Gwen has agreed to send a band of scouts to the location of this fabled allotment of 'towering structures' situated Curveside—the purpose of which is to ascertain the nature of those who would be called 'Spindlers' in hope that deeper information regarding the Dark Side may be supplied. So whole-heartedly does she who would be Commander Gwen believe in this mission that she has agreed to accompany he who would be Lieutenant Warhol in the matter.
"Enthusiastic development: What's more, she who would be Commander Gwen has finally agreed to bring I who would be called Chief Engineer Ranort along for the venture. It is believe that I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort would be of better use in the field, ascertaining the structural integrity of these 'towers' expected to be situated in the location of those who would be called 'Spindlers.' If their name serves any deeper purpose than mere mystique, I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort greatly suspect that any knowledge that can be attained by such a faction can greatly improve the survivability of that which would be called the Darkreach Colony.
"Somber aside: One thing is for certain—if that which would be called the Verdestonian Expedition does not make any headway soon, then all the work put in by he who would be called King Onyxxus as supplied by they who would be the Twin City Council will be for nothing. Supplies are low and we who would be the Verdestonian Expedition simply do not possess enough crystals to power us through another year. It is with great courage that she who would be called Commander Gwen leads this latest venture, and I who would be called Chief Engineer Ranort am deeply proud to assist her in a mission of priceless fact-finding.
"Temporary conclusion: A lengthy journey awaits. I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort must suspend this journal until future tasks in maintaining the energy core of that which would be called the Darkreach Colony can be resumed. Until then, I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort leave the facility in the capable hands of they who would be my Cylindrimanian brothers and sisters. The heart of technology beats harder and harder, and I who would be Chief Engineer Ranort carries its pulse. End of line."
With that, the crackling voice ended. A dull electrical hum died out, and the briefcase was eerily silent.
Ariel blinked. Her muzzle hung agape. "That's it?!"
Kepler nodded. "The last jourrnal of Chief Engineerr Rranorrt ends therre."
Wildcard scratched his feathery chin with his partially-finished prosthetic.
"Well... shit..." Logan exhaled. "There's gotta be more."
"I'm afrraid therre is not, frriend." Kepler looked across the room, adjusting his spectacles. "I rrealized we werre rrunning thin on time and rresourrces," the wyvern said. "So... I parrsed thrrough what was left of the crrystals... listening just farr enough into the opening entrries to ascerrtain the date of rrecorrding." He pointed his claw at the briefcase. "That which have just listened to is the verry last entrry by ourr ancient engineerr inforrmant."
"Well... uh..." Logan scratched his chin, fidgeting. A shrug. "Listen to the other ones in between! Maybe one of the older entries will—"
"Will what?" Flynn squinted. "Shed any further light on a later, all-conclusive journal entry?"
"You call that 'conclusive?'" Logan cackled.
"Look!" Rainbow spoke loudly. "It doesn't matter. What we've got is what we've got." She looked over at Kepler. "Keps—thanks for doing the homework. You're awesome."
"A pleasurre, Rrainbow One." Kepler sighed. "I only wish I had found that entrry farr soonerr."
"What's it matter, though?" Ariel shrugged. She pivoted about on the table and shrugged. "It's not giving us much to go on!"
"It's given us enough." Rainbow looked at the group as a whole. "'Spindlers.' We've all caught wind of this term before, haven't we?"
Wildcard attempted to gesture something. He winced, having to use his other hand to move two metal fingers and "force" a final word into completion.
Flynn nevertheless read him. "Yeah. The maps are labeled with it."
"Do you remember precisely where?" Rainbow asked.
"Sure." Flynn stepped forward to the table. He whistled at Ariel. "Yo. Off."
"Mrmmmff..." Ariel reluctantly took wing like an exacerbated cat.
"Good girl." Flynn slapped a button, and the rusted pins and needles rose out of the table in topographical coordination. The unicorn pushed a slider, and the map "zoomed out" to display the mesa of Darkreach in relation to the solid parallel cutting the wasteland off from the overgrown Curveside.
"Where's the spot that Ariel and I found the living forest partially cleared out by the glass sheet?" Rainbow asked.
"That would be... ... ..." Flynn turned a few dials.
The pins and needles shifted, revealing more of Alpha. A geometrically rigid set of pins lowered in a tiny rectangle, standing out from the rest of the map.
"There." Flynn pointed. "About seven and a half kilometers in a straight line between Darkreach and Alpha."
"'Kay..." Rainbow "paced about" in midair. She hovered above Flynn and the table. "Let's assume that's our best point of entrance."
"Entrance?" Logan breathed.
Rainbow nodded. "For piercing the chaotic wilderness beyond the sundered parallel."
"Riiiiiiight..." Logan folded his forelimbs again, jaw clenched. "That's gonna be a lotttt of weed whacking."
"Not unless Flynn's genius hoverrocks can help us scale most of them."
Flynn grumbled inwardly.
"Save your grumbles for another time," Rainbow said. "Now... can this table triangulate the spot where the ancient maps had 'Spindlers' labeled?"
"Errrrr..." Flynn nodded, his one good eye squinting. "Maybe."
"Maybe is good enough." Rainbow looked at the crowd. "Anyone wanna lend our genius a hand?"
A slight whistle. Wildcard marched over. He placed his good hand on Flynn's shoulder, then gestured at the table with a few sharp claws.
"Right. I-I forgot the coordinates for a second there." Flynn took a deep breath, twisting and turning knobs. "Mmmmmmmmm... adjusting for the plane's curve... Alpha and Omega variations..."
"Just... how far out are we talking about?" Ariel stammered.
"Oh you're not going to like this." With that, Flynn took one last look at Wildcard, then slapped the central button on his console.
The rusted pins rattled as they dropped rapidly, then rose up at a much sparser rate. The mesa of Darkreach had become nothing more than three rusted needles at the very end of the table. About two-thirds of the way across the map, a series of pins nebulously rose, framed by a geometric rectangle.
"There isn't enough data to ascertain the topography, but..." Flynn pointed. "There you have it. 'Spindler' territory... or whatever."
Ariel's ears instantly drooped. "You're right. I don't like it."
"That has to be overr five hundrred kilometerrs..." Kepler murmured. "Perrhaps morre..."
"Buck me sideways..." Logan gawked at the others. "How are we expected to hack and slash our way through all of that?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but..." Rainbow's eyes narrowed at the group. "...how are we expected to hack and slash our way to the Midnight Armory?"
The room fell dead silent.
Wildcard eventually gestured something.
"Hmmmm..." Flynn sighed. "He's got a point."
"Care to share with me?" Rainbow hummed.
Flynn looked at the others. "At least it's a destination. A fixed point in all this chaos is better than no point at all."
"Do we really believe that these 'Spindlers' are somehow a solution to getting closer to our destination?" Logan remarked.
"Rranorrt has forrged a rremarrkable path forr us all," Kepler said. "I think it would be folly not to take advantage of that."
"But... we just listened to his last entry, right?" Ariel remarked. "It's safe to say that this is what ended him altogether! Heck... all of Darkreach!" She gestured. "You heard him! Both Warhol and the Commander herself took him on this trip to snoop out these 'Spindlers.' It looks to me like they never came back!"
"The rest of the colony must have gone into disarray as soon as they realized that all their leaders weren't coming back," Logan droned. "They probably fled the place in a panic. Became Bloodwing food or worse."
"We still don't know what happened to the ponies who stayed here," Rainbow Dash said. "All we know is that their head haunchos had one heck of a hunch and they followed it."
"Yeah." Ariel nodded. "To their end."
"Or... maybe they made progress," Rainbow said. "So much progress that they simply couldn't afford coming back to Darkreach."
Flynn looked up. "Do you honestly believe that? I mean... look at what we're dealing with here."
"We only half-know what we're dealing with here," Rainbow Dash said. "But if we retrace the steps of our predecessors... the last known steps they ever took... maybe we can learn just enough to help us get to the same destination." She gulped. "And how stupid would we be not to pursue every single shred of information that's out there waiting for us?"
Once again, silence.
"You're the Austraeoh, Rainbow," Logan said. "What you say, we do. Where you go, the Herald goes."
Wildcard nodded adamantly.
"Look..." Rainbow touched down, wings coiling at her side. "I know you and Mortuana made this super-awesome pledge to be my new Eljunbyro and whatnot..." Her eyes narrowed. "But if we're going to do this, then we're going to have to do this as a team. Even me at my awesomest ain't worth a drop of cider without the help of all my friends anchored to me. So... what about a vote?"
"A vote?"
"Yes. Democratic crud." Rainbow gestured at the group. "Should we pursue this one last lead? Or should we venture blindly into Curveside? Either way, I can assure you..." A solid breath. "...it won't be no friggin' walk in the park."
Silently, each member of the Herald looked at one another. The room was awash in tense breaths and glazed expressions...
Nothing to Fidget About
"Yo Baldy!" Logan's hoofsteps echoed across the common room as the large stallion hauled a heavy load of armor and weapons. "I'll need your horn if I'm gonna pack all this crap onto your thingamabob!"
"It's called the 'Hover Plank 5000!'" Flynn stammered, trotting briskly towards him.
Logan's sweaty muzzle scrunched. "Why the Hell is it called that?"
"Because buck you!" Flynn concentrated, and his horn pulsed with telekinetic energy. "Lemme cut that load in half. How many trips can we make?"
"Four," Logan replied. "Maybe three." He motioned with his head. "If our favorite robo-turkey lends a metal hand."
Wildcard nodded and scurried downstairs to where the rest of the armory lay.
"Hey! Hey!" Flynn called out after the Desperado. "Don't pull a metal muscle! I just slapped that thing together, y'know!"
"Oh give it a rest," Logan muttered. He grunted as he carried his weight up the nearest stairwell, accompanied by the fellow Heraldite. "If nothing else, it'll give him a chance to test your shit out."
"There'll come a time when we can't stress-test everything, Big Show."
"Oh shuddup. You love my tactics as much as you love me, ya chromey bastard."
"Meh..."
As the two stallions ascended, Ariel and Kepler glided by.
"I'd say we leave just a few of the mushrooms behind!" Ariel said, smiling at the wyvern. "You never know! Maybe—a thousand years from now—another group of ponies will come visit this place from the Light Side!"
"A most optimistic idea, my frriend!" Kepler nodded back. "Let us cultivate that which we can. I do believe I've prrocurred an apprroprriate containerr forr our mobile sustenance."
"Then again..." Ariel chewed the corner of her lip. "What I just said heavily implies that we're gonna fail at our mission and another Austraeoh-Eljunbyro combination is gonna have to pick up the slack just like we're picking up Ranort's and—"
"Shhhhhh!" Kepler insisted, adjusting his spectacles. "Think positive, sisterr! Forr ourr jourrney, we shall rrequirre everry speck of light that we can musterr!"
"You got that right..." Ariel smiled again. "Good thing the mushrooms glow!"
"Ha-hah! We must endeavorr to burry ourr excrrement!"
"Oh gosh... heeheehee... you're a hoot, Keps."
"Let no otherr wyverrn tell you differrent!"
All the while, Seraphimus observed the movement with a blank expression. She took a breath and looked across the common room.
Rainbow Dash hovered before the mosaic of Verdestone against the wall. After observing Kepler and Ariel descend to the lower levels, she folded her arms and took a long breath. "Well... that went better than expected."
"Did it, sugarcube?" Applejack floated around the mare. "Did it really?"
Pinkie Pie giggle and floated over as well. "Anypony could have seen that your friends were gonna vote sonambulist for you!"
"That's unanimous," Twilight Sparkle corrected. "And she's right, Rainbow. Just relax."
"Your friends have your back," Fluttershy added. "Just like we do."
"And if you ask me..." Rarity tossed her ghostly mane. "A change of scenery will be splendid for a change! Although..." She shuddered. "...I would have much preferred a far less dreadful destination."
"That's just it." Rainbow gulped. "This whole 'Spindler' business is total cray-cray. I've no clue what our destination is." She bit her lip, gazing across the room. "And neither does the Herald."
"Well, just think about it, darlin'." Applejack winked. "Have you ever known what yer destination is?"
"Pfffft. No."
"Well, alrighty then!" Applejack tilted her hat forward. "Let's just treat this like an old stroll through town!"
"Indeed." Rarity nodded. "Albeit a stroll that is encumbered by darkness and lack of proper food and the ever-looming threat of living pony-eating vines—mrmmmffmmmf!"
Twilight's hoof was covering the fashionista's ghostly muzzle. "Err... what Applejack said!" She smiled crookedly. "A good ol' stroll!"
"Hrmmmmmmmmmmmffff..." A muted Rarity folded her forelimbs in a pout.
"You're right, guys..." Rainbow sighed, smiling slightly. "I guess I've gotten too used to worrying as of late." She rolled her ruby eyes. "I'm starting to become Twilight."
"Heeheehee!" Fluttershy giggled. "You certainly a-are!"
"Jee..." Twilight droned. "Thanks."
"Just chillax and go with the flow, Dashie!" Pinkie Pie winked. "Whoever these Spindlers are, I'm sure it's no reason to get all fidgety!"
There was a deep, breathy cackle.
"...?" Rainbow Dash looked towards a nearby table.
A muzzle grinned in the shiny surface of a shield, lined with a fang and a tuft of goat hair. The chuckles trailed off.
"Lame joke is lame, Pinkie," Rainbow droned.
"It is?" Pinkie made a sad face. "Since when?"
"Pick a year." Rainbow flew off. "Any year."
Eve of the Exit
"I'm tellin' ya, Baldy!" Logan growled as he heaved another load of armor onto the edge of the metal platform. "It's too much!"
"It's not too much," Flynn retorted, levitating another cluster of metal tools into place.
As if to prove his point, Logan gave the edge of the flat cart a kick or two. "See? Not budging! We gotta rethink this... drop a few supplies..."
Flynn's nostrils flared. He looked across the loading chamber beneath the closed hatch to the exterior of the mesa. "It's anchored, ya fat tub of ass. Observe..." A flicker of telekinesis, and Flynn swiftly undid the chains latching the cart to the wall. He gave the platform the tiniest of pats with his fetlock.
The enchanted stones along the bottom of the cart rippled with a purple aura. Immediately, the platform shoved so hard into Logan's chest that it nearly barreled the large stallion over.
"Wh-whoah!" Logan winced. His hooves scuffled for friction and finally he was able to stable himself by pushing back and holding the loosely-gliding cart in place. He shuddered, marveling at the ease of control the simplest touch had on the flat platform. "Okay. I stand corrected... and maybe something else that rhymes with that." He tilted his neck down to gaze at the glowing arrangement of rocks and lunar dust. "Dayum sexy shiet..."
"Hold it in, dude." Flynn arranged more bundles of supplies in the air and levitated it onto the bed of the cart. "Did you study the schematics I hoofed ya?"
"Kinda sorta."
"Well, stick to it. It is carefully prepared to accomodate for the leyline drift. Too much variation from the plan might cause this thing to flip over once we go down a sharp incline."
"The hell?! Maybe we would be better off with wheels!"
"Dude, I'm telling you!" Flynn slapped a crate in place and smirked. "Don't you dare doubt the Hover Plank 5000!"
"Now I just know we're gonna die," Logan grumbled. "Cuz you're actually sticking to that."
"You're doubtiiiiiiiing...!"
"Mrmmmfff..." Logan huffed, hauling more bits of armor. "Sniff it."
"Is that the last of 'em?" Rainbow Dash asked. Four bags full of glowing mushrooms hung over her flanks.
Ariel flew ahead of her, cradling two bags to her chest. "Yup! At least..." She turned to look over her shoulder. "All that we're choosing to take!"
"Gonna leave some to cultivate down below?"
"Believe me." Ariel gulped. "It's hoping for the best... even if it might seem like we're hoping for the worst."
"Nah. I get it." Rainbow nodded. "Good job, girl. I know it mustn't have been easy in between all of the recon trips you made with me."
"Hey! Easy peasy!" Ariel smiled pleasantly. "I knew from the very moment Wildcard taste-tested the stuff that we were onto something super awesome!"
Rainbow squinted ahead at her. "Has... any pony tried digesting the stuff, though?"
"Oh. Uh..." Ariel bit the bottom of her lip. "I nibbled on a few of them about a week ago."
"Arielllll..."
"Don't worry! It didn't poison me!" Ariel smiled ahead. "I mean... I only had the runs the first two times. But the third and fourth? No big deal!" She shrugged. "Anypony can deal with some indigestion."
Rainbow sighed.
"You'll be okaaaaaay..." Ariel waited for her before scaling a stairwell. "Although—quite frankly—I dunno why you won't consider the alternative."
"You know how most carnivores state that everything 'tastes like chicken?'"
"Uhhhhhhh... sure...?"
"Well, I can't even bring myself to eat a chicken," Rainbow droned. "So buck everything else."
"Oh Rainbow..."
"I can deal with the runs if I have to," Rainbow droned. Her wings flexed. "I could use the exercise."
"I'll try and sit upwind of you."
"You certainly know how to charm a mare."
"Heeheehee..."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaand... close yourr fingerrs!" Kepler said.
Wildcard clenched his beak shut. He concentrated... focused...
...and finally was able to clasp the edge of the auditory emitter and take it from Kepler. The Desperado now cradled Ranort's "briefcase," holding it safely and securely. He took a deep breath, then smirked proudly at the wyvern.
"Glorrious!" Kepler shouldered a bag of things and walked with Wildcard out of the HQ room and down the winding stairwell. "Until you arre back into prrime fighting condition, I grreatly suspect we shall rrely on you as a bag boy!"
Wildcard exhaled with a limp nod as they scaled the stairs.
"But all jocularrity aside, my frriend..." Kepler winked through his spectacles. "I cannot think of a betterr brrotherr to have by ourr side forr the perrils to come."
The two entered the common room—which was growing more and more sparse. Most of the supplies had been moved out, and the pair spotted Flynn and Logan marching up the stairs in the distance with even more belongings.
"Think of it this way!" Kepler smiled through his tusks at the griffon. "Even Barrd—rrest his soul—couldn't have convinced you to enjoy the sorrt of vacation you werre forrced to have just now! I cerrtainly cannot think of something morre timely!"
"... ... ..." Wildcard was staring across the common room.
Kepler followed his goggled vision.
Seraphimus sat against the pipework, looking more than a little bit bored. She squinted back at Wildcard. "So... I guess this is where we part ways, Jordan." The former Talon Commander took a breath. "I won't pretend to have any meaningful words to give you. All that should have been seen has been."
Wildcard kept staring.
Seraphimus blinked. "I don't understand. Why are you just looking at me like that?" She blinked again, then looked at Kepler. "This is the opportunity you've always waited for. I can be buried here for good. For ever."
"Sometimes, Serraphimus..." Kepler stood back, folding his forelimbs. "I wonderr who you intend to insult morre? Yourrself? Orr ourr intelligence?"
Seraphimus' charcoal eyes narrowed. "I actually... honestly do not understand."
"I am quite awarre of that." Kepler nodded. "Currrently, I am having a most invigorrating exerrcise in my head—attempting to balance my pity with my amusement." He smiled aside at Wildcard. "Brrotherr? Perrhaps you would know best how to proceed with this...?"
Wildcard nodded. He handed Kepler the "briefcase," then walked straight for Seraphimus.
Cl-Clackk!
Seraphimus' bound talons were handcuffed to the outer lip of the hovering cart.
She scowled at the corners of the loading chamber. "This is stupid." She looked up at Wildcard and the other Heraldites. "You are stupid."
"Whew!" Flynn brushed back the bangs he didn't have, smirking down at her. "She got us there, folks! Primary School levels of dissing!" He telekinetically checked her bindings, licking his lips. "Give it another month and the High and Mighty Commander of the Right Talon of Verlaxion will be calling us all poopy-heads!"
"Current excrement notwithstanding," Seraphimus droned.
"I rest my case."
Seraphimus snorted. "This makes no tactical sense." She craned her feathery neck and scowled at Logan in particular. "On an expedition as dangerous as this long-distance undertaking, I am only a liability to the entire team you have assembled! It is only logical to leave me behind."
Logan merely shrugged his shoulders.
"Hey! Dumbass!" Flynn scowled once again. "We leave you here and you'll die!"
"I go with you and I'll die even faster. We all will."
"So...!" Flynn tossed his forelimbs, chuckling. "Why are you bitching?"
"Let her be, baldy..." Logan droned.
"What for?"
Logan flashed him a frown. "Cuz I said so!"
"Sor-rryy!" Flynn stepped backwards, holding up a hoof. "Yeesh. Didn't know the two of you were pitching a tent together."
"We're not." Logan's teeth gritted. "I just don't wanna be listening to this adolescent bullshit the entire damn ride!"
"Ahem..." Kepler adjusted his spectacles from where he stood beside the cart. "I sharre in ourr good frriend's statement... albeit with less vulgar hyperrbole."
"Are we ready to set out or aren't we?!" Logan grunted.
"I think we're just waiting on Rainbow and Ariel."
"Pffft. Mares." Logan looked at Wildcard. "Where are they?"
The Desperado merely pointed down with a metal finger.
So Long, Dark Reach
"This is the lever Flynn told us about, right?" Ariel remarked.
Rainbow nodded. "Eeyup."
"Okay..." Ariel took a deep breath and reached towards a console situated in the heart of the generator room. "On the count of five. One... two..."
"Just pull it, girl."
"Er. R-right!" With an inward grunt, Ariel yanked at the lever.
Bzzzzzzzzt! Sparks flew from the core of crystals overhead.
And then...
Thoooooooooooooooooooooom...
The heart of Darkreach lived up to its name once again.
Seconds later, a ruby lightning bolt illuminated a beam of redness from below Rainbow's neck.
"Whelp..." Rainbow took a breath. "That's a wrap."
"Considering all the effort it took to find this place and settle down..." Ariel shuddered slightly. "It's kind of chilling how easy it is to turn it all off."
"Uh huh..."
"I mean, this place was lying dormant for hundreds of years!" Ariel remarked, gazing up at the shadowed heights of the generator room hanging over them. Her echoes stood out all of a sudden. "The only reason it was ever lit up again was because we came here! The changeling certainly didn't make that happen."
"Well, you're certainly treating this very... uhhhh..." Rainbow Dash shifted where she stood. "...poetically."
"I can't help it." Ariel sighed, squinting beyond the penumbra of Rainbow's spotlight. "This placed helped us out in so many ways. And it means so much more than that, y'know? This was the culmination of countless ancient ponies' lives. Their entire work and commitment was poured into this place."
"Well, let's make it worth their while, huh?" Rainbow motioned with a fetlock and made for the nearest stairwell. "Come on. We've got... er... a hover plank waiting."
Ariel buzzed after her on flapping wings. "Just like that? You're ready to part with this place?"
"Why not?"
"I dunno. Just..." Ariel squinted as they ascended the steps. "Don't tell me you never felt a sense of wonder in all your travels."
"Oh, it's been pretty wonderous, alright."
"All of those continents you've spanned," Ariel said. She smirked slightly. "All of those kingdoms you've visited... kingdoms you've saved."
"Just because I might not seem too saddened about leaving Darkreach doesn't mean I don't understand how cool everything is—once and a while at least." The two mares evened out on a long corridor, leading them to the common room. The edges of Rainbow's spotlight caught hints and glimpses of the age-old detritus left behind in that tomb of a base. "Back when I was light-side, I'd be scaling entire mountains all on my lonesome. I could see for miles and miles around in every direction. Whatever the starlight would touch—my eyes saw it. And then a crazy thought occurred to me." Rainbow calmly looked over her shoulder. "I realized that no other pony had likely ever touched the same pieces of rock that I did... or had seen all of the cracks and fissures in the timeless stone like my own eyes had witnessed. It was pretty awesome at the time. I gotta admit."
"But..." Ariel cocked her head curiously to the side. "...not quite so awesome anymore?"
"Hey, what's awesome is always awesome. It's just... hard to see it the same way anymore." Rainbow's nostrils flared as she trotted into the common room, shining her light across the multi-tiled mosaic. "What used to make me awesome nowadays sorta makes me feel small."
"You're hardly small, Rainbow Dash," Ariel said.
Rainbow looked at the other mare and made particular emphasis of how she had to lift her chin for their eyes to meet. "Uh huh."
Ariel rolled her eyes. "You know what I mean." A smile. "You're the Austraeoh. You're the key to bringing harmony and life back to this dying plane. Beyond that—who knows? But you're the same bright Spark you've always been."
"That's true." Rainbow gulped. "That's what makes it even sadder."
"Ehhhh..." Ariel playfully shoved her shoulder. "We gotta get you outta that funk, girl. Maybe a nice fight or two with chaos monsters will get the blood flowing again."
"I'd rather us get to the Midnight Armory with the least amount of motherbuckers knowing."
"Huh." Ariel blinked. "Okay."
Rainbow bore a bitter smirk. "Not what you thought you signed up for when you joined the Herald?"
"Nah, it makes sense. Just..." Ariel shrugged. "Was sorta hoping to see you in action once again. You kick so much butt when push comes to shove."
"For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that sorta crud is inevitable."
"Right." Ariel took a moment to glance at the dimly-lit surroundings. "Gotta admit... for the time that we were here... it was kinda cozy."
"Won't argue with that," Rainbow droned.
"Although..." Ariel chuckled dryly. "I'm sure it was even livelier back in the day. Just think about it. Ponies lived here. This was there home. Dozens if not hundreds of former Emeraldinians and Cylindrimanians just... trotting around and buddying up and doing experiments and making maps and plotting for the salvation of their world..."
"I gotta admit it has its quirks," Rainbow said. "But... it's no Noble Jury."
"Eh?"
"I was living in that airship for months and months," Rainbow Dash said. "I may not have admitted at the time... but when that thing crashed and burnt to ashes outside of Val Roa? Whew... I was heartbroken as heck."
Ariel nodded gently. "Must have been like losing a home."
"It's the ponies who matter in the end," Rainbow said. "Family. Friends." She looked at Ariel. "We're still in one piece, and that's all I care about. Whether we're here in Darkreach or on Flynn's hover-plank-thingy."
"Does Seraphimus count among all that?"
"Mmrmmrmmfnghhhlughhuuuuu..."
Ariel smirked. "Best answer is best."
"Uh huh." Rainbow finally aimed her pendant at the mosaic. The tower of Verdestone stretched before her eyes for one last time. She inhaled the moment—along with her thoughts.
Ariel quietly spoke: "I bet that's one thing you're gonna miss."
Rainbow nodded. "Y'know... one thing that never gets old about this whole journey thing..."
"What's that?"
"Remembering where I've been." Rainbow Dash took a deep breath, nodding. "Yeah. Yeah, that never stops being cool."
"The Mother Matron's sister would be proud of you, Rainbow Dash," Ariel said. "I'm sure of it."
"She always was," Rainbow muttered. "So far, knowing that hasn't let me down."
Ariel performed a gentle curtsy before the mosaic of Verdestone. "Your Majesties... Onyxxus, Mortuana, and Whitemane... thank you so very much." She stood up straight, proud. "Ranort, Warhol, Gwen... best wishes and gratitude."
"Yeah." Rainbow waved to the air. "Don't let the Harmonic Plains hit ya where the ancient pegasi split ya."
"Snkkkkt!" Ariel struggled not to laugh. "The hell is that?! Some sort of Ponyville expression?"
"If not, it sure as hay is now," Rainbow's voice cracked as she motioned Ariel towards the exit. "Come on. Let's boogey."
Don't Forget Your Toothbrush
Whurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr—Chtung! The hatch along the top of the mesa opened up.
A blue-and-red glow flickered from within, accompanied by Flynn's authoritative voice: "M'shrynhmh L'fynym!"
The air filled with a dull vibration. Slowly—bobbing slightly from the weight of multiple supplies and bodies—the magically adjusted cart glided up the incline and out into the dim twilight of the mesa.
"Aaaaaaand..." Ariel flew aside the lunar-enchanged wagon. She eyed the mouth of Darkreach and flung her hoof. "...you're clear!"
"Put 'er into neutral, Flynn," Rainbow Dash said, seated between the unicorn and question and Logan.
Flynn cleared his throat and said: "M'shrynmh Thymmk!"
The cart stopped accelerating. It slowly glided to a stop, drifting a lazy meter or two after the process.
"Hrmmmm..." Logan clenched his jaw. "Not exactly a swift stop."
"It's a neutral command, Big Show," Flynn grunted. "This thing has no brakes."
"Surely there's gotta be some second word that'll make it come to a dead stop."
"I'm afraid not." Flynn cleared his throat. "I only have a limited vocabulary to choose from, and with all the verbage that the Bleakweed Midnighters gave us, only one word comes close." His mechanical lense retracted. "It's quite likely it would make the entire undercarriage of this thing explode."
Wildcard's goggles rattled.
"Aye-ay-ay..." Ariel winced.
"Alright. On second thought." Logan smiled awkwardly. "Just stick with moonwhinny for 'neutral.'"
"Capital idea, frriend!" Kepler remarked. Sandwiched between crates full of supplies, the wyvern hugged the "briefcase" to his furry chest. In one claw was a bag full of spare crystals: the journal entries of Ranort that he had yet to listen to. "Shall we make surre that we arre capable of carrrying an entirre load?"
"What do you mean?" Ariel asked.
"He means get your fuzzy butt down here, girl," Rainbow droned. "We gotta see if this can handle all of us."
"Hmmph!" Ariel folded her forelimbs, nevertheless descending towards the hovering vehicle. "I swear. If I make it break, I'm fasting from the bleakweed."
"We ain't got much of it left anyhow," Logan said.
"Well, I'll be the last pony we cannibalize on, then."
"Cute. Sit your ass down."
Ariel did as she was told...
...and there was no noticeable change to the even hover of the wagon.
"Purring like a kitten!" Flynn said with a grin. "See?" He winked his good eye over his shoulder. "What did I tell you?"
"Foolish optimism," Seraphimus groaned. She sat at the very back, shackled to the corner of the wagon. Despite how cramped it look, it was a considerably more comfortable position than she had been forced to endure for an entire month in Darkreach's common room. It didn't improve her countenance any. "This is a disaster waiting to happen."
"Hate to say it..." Logan nevertheless spoke: "But I'm with murder bird."
"Oh stuff it, Big Show," Flynn moaned. "Don't tell me you're both on the same side now..."
"I'm just saying it helps to be a bit cautious. Expect the worse." Logan's eyes narrowed. "We've still yet to see how this thing handles over the long distance."
"Well, no time like the present." Flynn looked back. "Rainbow Dash?"
"Hmm? What?" Rainbow glanced at the "driver."
Flynn smiled. "Aren't you going to say 'engage?'"
Rainbow's muzzle scrunched. "Why should I?"
Kepler chuckled while Wildcard smirked.
"Friggin' dork." Logan slapped Flynn's flank. "Get her moving already."
"Euuuughhh..." Flynn groaned, nevertheless facing forward and bracing the front of the craft with a stabilizing field of telekinesis. "Would it kill us to have a single shred of poetic nuance?"
"Yes."
Flynn cleared his throat and commanded: "M'shrynmh L'fynym."
Instantly, the vessel drifted forward, ultimately picking up a brisk speed.
"Heeheehee..." Ariel tilted her head back and allowed her dark mane to ripple like a windsock. "Weeeeeee!"
"Excelsiorr!" Kepler added jubilantly.
"See? Keps gets to do it!" Flynn whined.
"Awww shuddup, Baldy." Logan looked towards the rear of the cart. His eyes reflected a pale feathered figure. "Now that we're out in the open, I've got both eyes on you. No funny business, got it?"
"I wouldn't dare dream of it," Seraphimus droned. Her charcoal brown eyes darted towards Wildcard, then towards Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash sat comfortably beside Logan and Flynn. The wagon coasted along the top of the mesa so swiftly that it was generating a cool breeze. Rainbow squinted, observing the summits of nearby rock formations glinting in the cosmic light shining down from above. Otherwise, the landscape was an obsidian sea of confusion, eventually sloping upwards into the dark curve of the plane.
Her friends—in the meantime—were gliding along the edges of the wagon like multicolored geese in formation.
"Wooo-hooo-hooo!" Pinkie Pie cheered. "This is the besssssst!"
"I must admit..." Rarity sighed through a smile. "It does feel good to stretch one's legs for once."
"Rarity, we're ghostly essences," Twilight Sparkle reminded her. "All things considered, we don't have any legs."
"Well, Twilight, I don't have eyes but even I can tell when there's a sourpuss right in front of me!" Rarity retorted. A brief frown, and she batted her eyelashes. "...darling."
"Mmmgh..." Twilight rolled her eyes.
"Are we really gonna be leavin' it like that?" Applejack remarked staring back behind the wagon.
"Hmmm?" Rainbow blinked, then looked over her shoulder. "Leavin' what?"
"Huh?" Logan did a double-take.
"Talking to the girllllls," Rainbow melodically sighed.
"Oh. Right." Logan nodded, facing forward again. "Gotta be honest, sometimes I friggin' forget about them."
"Lucky you."
Applejack continued: "I know I was raised in a barn and all, but it seems awfully strange to be leavin' the door to Darkreach open like that."
"It could come in useful, Applejack," Fluttershy gently said.
"For what?" Applejack squinted. "Ya mean if we gotta make a hasty retreat?"
"Well, I was thinking for other ponies who need to take shelter there." Fluttershy looked at Rainbow. "Right, Rainbow?"
Rainbow shrugged. "No point in having it closed. What was left to history—we've already discovered. Now... it's time for us to make history."
"Hehe..." Twilight Sparkle smiled. "Now that's the spirit."
"One thing is for certain, guys..." Rainbow looked at her friends as a whole. "We are not going back to Darkreach. We're done with that place."
"I heard ya," Ariel said.
"Wasn't talking to you."
"I know." Ariel sighed. "But I heard you anyways."
"It's all forward from here," Rainbow Dash said. "We can't afford to make any more steps backwards." She caught the reflection of goat hair in the surface of a nearby plank of armor. "Not any longer."
"So lonnnnnnng, Darkreaaaaaaach!" Pinkie Pie "flew" backwards as she waved her hoof at the distant entrance. The hatch disappeared under the haze of darkness. "Thanks for all the shelter and mushrooms and changeling scrapes..." She winced slightly. "Well... maybe not the last part! But the rest of it was pretty neato-keano!"
"If I may give a piece of advice..." Rarity stared solidly at the other girls. "The less time we spend growing fond of our surroundings here on the Dark Side, the better."
"Reckon I agree," Applejack said. "Let's get our business here done with and return home."
"Applejack..." Twilight Sparkle looked over. "All things considered, Rainbow's journey could take years at this rate."
"That's why we can't stop moving," Rainbow said. She gestured ahead of Flynn and the cart. "No matter what we face from now on, we cannot afford to cease our momentum... not even once."
Talk About Cliff Hangin'
The enchanted cart hovered at a full stop.
A dreadfully steep precipice lingered directly in front of the group, indicating where the top plateau of the mesa dropped off into complete darkness.
"Well..." Logan leaned back in his spot atop the wagon, rubbing his head. "I suppose this shit was inevitable."
Seraphimus muttered: "If I may remind you cretins what I said a few moments ago—"
"You may not," Rainbow Dash took wing and flew towards the dark air just ahead of the cart. "Wildcard—if your former boss says another word, hit her."
Wildcard saluted, then raised his metal prosthetic within breathing distance of Seraphimus.
"... ... ..." Seraphimus merely glared.
"Everypony, relax," Rainbow Dash said, hovering just above the cliff's edge. She squinted into the permeating shadows of the ravine and valley below. "We knew the bridges spanning the canyon were gone the moment we got to Darkreach."
"Right," Flynn said.
"We knew that we'd reach the edge of the mesa at some point or another."
"Right."
"So this wasn't some sort of epic failure of planning on my part," Rainbow said. Dead silence. Arching an eyebrow, she turned tail to glare at Flynn.
The stallion shrugged. "What? Nopony said anything remotely like that."
"I did," Seraphimus droned.
"Wildcard—"
Thwack! Seraphimus' head jolted forward from a metal palm to the back of the skull. She shook in her shackles and murmured under her breath: "'Infidel' is too gentle of a word... even if I did use it like vomit."
"Flynn, we went over this before," Rainbow Dash said. "You know what the plan is..."
"Absolutely!" Flynn nodded with a grin. "And I couldn't be more ready!"
Rainbow blinked at him. "Really?"
"Uhhhh... yeah...?"
"Because days ago you were telling me how stupid and crazy the idea was."
"No... see..." Flynn gestured. "That was referring to the glass ramp in the sea of living stalks beyond the parallel. Jury's still out on that."
"Well, better get into session sooner than later. Cuz we're so totally doing it."
"Yuh huh..." Flynn nodded, tonguing the inside of his muzzle as he avoided her gaze. "I was afraid of that..."
"Now's as good a time as ever to see just how much air this baby of yours can get," Rainbow Dash said.
"Huh?" Logan cocked his head to the side. "What do you mean by that?"
Kepler cleared his throat. "I do believe that the Rrainbow One intends to prropel this crraft swiftly off the mesa's edge and employ it's enchanted carrriage in achieving a slow glide to the valley below."
Ariel blinked.
"Well, what the Hell..." Logan shrugged. "I could use some air anyways. Clear my head." He blew out the side of his muzzle. "Not to mention my stomach."
"If we survive this, I'm sitting upwind of you," Ariel muttered.
"Flynn..." Rainbow looked at the driver. "Did you compensate for... uhm..." He looked aside at Twilight. "...super gravitational karma?"
Twilight Sparkle facehoofed with a ghostly groan.
"If by that you mean 'Did you make sure the whole dayum Hover Plank 5000 won't flip over and crush the Herald to a pulp on its landing,' then... yes..." Flynn nodded. "I made the necessary leyline configurations."
"Cool beans."
"But..." Flynn gestured with his fetlock. "It's still untested. Until I know just what kind of telekinetic oomf I can give this thing, we're gonna need to stabilize it through more conventional means."
"Lemme guess." Ariel craned her neck. "Winged 'oomf.'"
Flynn nodded. "Precisely."
"It'll be like rowin' a canoe!" Applejack remarked. "Only in the air!"
"Right." Rainbow Dash nodded. "Ariel, Wildcard—I'm gonna need your guys' help."
"Sure thing, Rainbow!"
A metal thumb's up.
"Keps... no offense dude..." Rainbow smiled nervously in his direction. "But you're gonna have to sit this one out."
"No offense taken, frriend." Kepler smiled through his tusks. "A naturral borrn gliderr assissting an unnaturral borrn gliderr is the epitome of redundancy."
"That's one way of putting it." Rainbow Dash gestured. "Ariel. You take starboard—"
"Huh?"
"Right side. Sorry." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Forgot this wasn't an airship."
"I'm flattered," Flynn belched.
"I'll take the left side." Rainbow descended onto the edge of the cart in question. "That leaves you, Wildcard." She looked at him with sharp eyes. "I trust your wingpower... your experience... and your overall badflankery. Think you can act as our main rudder?"
Wildcard took a look at the cart, at the edge of the mesa, then took a deep breath. He nodded and positioned himself next to Seraphimus—at the very rear of the wagon.
"How can the rrest of us be of assistance, Rrainbow One?"
"We need this thing to not tip over," Rainbow said. "So we gotta distribute the weight evenly."
"Big Show goes in the center," Twilight said.
"Right. Big Show?" Rainbow looked over. "You're in the dead center."
"Ooooooh joy." The stallion nevertheless positioned himself.
"Kepler behind him. Flynn in front." Rainbow craned her neck. "How's the supplies positioned?"
"Evenly spaced out!" Ariel said. "From what I can tell!"
"Okay..." Rainbow stretched out her left wing. "We're going to have to time this perfectly. I'd say Wildcard gives us a boost... then Flynn gives the lunar command to accelerate. From then on, Ariel—as we glide through the air—you and I are going to have to compensate for any drift. When I shout a direction, that means we're going to have to provide extra lift there."
"So, basically, if you're shouting 'right,' I flap my wing like crazy?"
"Right. And when I shout 'left,' you give slack and I'll take over. You got it?"
"Totally."
"Wow, Rainbow..." Flynn smirked. "You make it sound like you've done this before."
"Not quite this exactly..." Rainbow took a breath. "But a million gazillion other things just as stupid if not stupider."
"A miracle the Blight didn't claim her," Seraphimus said. Thwack! "Gah! Damnation, Jordan—!"
"Uhm..." Fluttershy drifted in and spoke firmly. "Shouldn't we know where we'd be gliding to?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow blinked. "Good point." She looked to her side. "Rarity?"
"I'm already taking a survey, Rainbow..." Rarity squinted into the blackness, her horn glowing. "I... do believe I have a fix..."
Ariel craned her neck. "Are your friends helping out?"
"Just about." Rainbow held her hoof up. "Rarity, don't rush it. Just take it nice and easy—"
"About thirty degrees to the left," Rarity said, pointing. "Er... I-I mean... towards Alpha."
"Is that our ticket?"
Rarity looked back at her anchor. "It's the furthest stretch of flat land at the bottom of the valley... unobscured by the canyon walls."
Applejack nodded. "Sounds dang near perfect to me."
"Yes, Rainbow, I'd trust Rarity on this," Twilight said.
"Okay..." Rainbow looked at the rest of the Herald. "Rarity says we should pivot the wagon about thirty degrees towards Alpha."
"From this position?" Flynn asked.
"Exactly."
"Wildcard?" Ariel spoke, already flapping her right wing.
With a swift whistle, the Desperado dove out the back. His lower limbs landed on the mesa's top. Gripping the back of the wagon in flesh-and-metal talons, he pivoted the entire wagon slightly.
"That's it!" Rarity exclaimed. "Stop it right there!"
Rainbow flapped her left wing to stabilize. "Okay! Hold!"
Wildcard's rear legs dug into the stone. He stopped pivoting and held the wagon in place.
"So this is the direction, huh?" Logan asked.
"Seems about right," Rainbow said.
"Alright. Let's get this shit over with." Logan gestured for Wildcard to hop back in.
The Desperado jumped into place, flatting his body back against the rear of the wagon and stretching both wings out. He tightened his goggles and gave the rest of the wagon a nod.
"Okay..." Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "Remember—no matter what happens—save your body first. We'll worry about the supplies second."
"And Seraphimus third," Flynn said.
The griffin merely grunted... although her charcoal brown eyes darted about with slightly noticeable tension.
"Nothing's a-twitchin'!" Pinkie Pie said. She smiled. "I'd say you're okay to go, Dashie!"
"That's good enough for me..." Rainbow Dash spoke over her shoulder. "Okay, Wildcard. Give us a boost!"
Clenching his beak, Wildcard flapped and flapped and flapped his wings in steadily faster motions.
The wagon drifted forward, gaining speed.
"Keep flapping..." Rainbow stuck her left wing out. "Keep flapping..." She craned her neck to watch for the drop of the cliff. "... ... ...now, Flynn!"
"M'shrynmh L'fynym!" Flynn shouted, his horn glowing.
Already boosted by Wildcard, the undercarriage's lunar dust burned to life and shot the wagon forward. The speed was just shy of a cannon, and it caught most of the Herald off guard. Kepler nearly flew off into the twilight—except that Logan's swift fetlock yanked him back onto the cart as the entire group bulleted ahead.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh—" Fluttershy squealed, barreling after her anchor with a ripple of lavender force fields. "—sssssssssssssssssssssshoot!"
Fly Away From Here
"Whoah..." Rainbow Dash exhaled. "Wh-whoah!" Rainbow Dash chuckled. "Ha ha ha!" She smiled into the whipping winds as her colorful mane danced behind her. "That's some nice speed right there!"
"Yeah!" Ariel shouted as the plank carrying the entire Herald cruised off the side of the mesa like a glider. "This is actually kind of cool!"
"Grnnngh!" Flynn suddenly gnashed his teeth. "I-I'm losing the leylines!"
Ariel blinked. "Okay!" She winced, trembling at her station on the right side of the cart. "It's not longer sorta cool!"
"Flynn?!" Rainbow's head whipped in his direction. "What gives, dude?"
"I-I can't explain it!" Flynn hollered. As he spoke, the wagon began experiencing turbulence. "It's like they're dissolving into one another!"
"He's right, Rainbow Dash!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed. "The entanglement is unraveling! Without a manacircuit, the rocks along the undercarriage will turn into normal rocks!"
"I can't keep it together!" Flynn exclaimed as the forward momentum of the gliding "plank" sped up, descending rapidly. "Soon there'll be no hover to hover with!"
"But... why is that?!" Rainbow Dash barked. "What could be causing—"
"Lack of frriction!" Kepler shouted from the back.
"Huh?"
"The last lunarr command rrequirres prroximity of a solid surrface to prropel us!" Kepler exclaimed. "Am I rright, brrotherr?!"
"That's gotta be it!" Flynn struggled to keep a telekinetic grip of the forward half of the cart. "We're burning mana into nothing!"
"Then friggin' fix it, baldy!"
"Uhhhh... uhhhhh..." Flynn fidgeted.
"Neutral!" Twilight yelped. "Put it in neutral!"
"Put it in neutral!" Rainbow's voice cracked, passing it along.
Flynn took a deep breath, and then: "M'shrynmh Thymmk!!!"
The howl of rushing wind was interrupted by a pronounced vibration. It took a few seconds, but the bright glow soon returned to the undercarriage of the vessel. The Herald could already feel the momentum of the cart slowing as it continued its lazy descent into the dark canyon now engulfing them.
"Whew..." Ariel slumped slightly.
"Huh..." Flynn blinked. "Well... take notes for the next time, I suppose."
"Are all of your exercises this chaotic?" Seraphimus droned.
"Double-yoo," Logan growled.
Thonk!
Seraphimus was already wincing from the slap to her skull. "... ... ...do that again and you might tip us over."
"Then I'd gladly welcome death!" Ariel barked. She looked towards the left side of the wagon. "Guess it's smoothe sailing from here on out!"
"You don't hear me complaining," Rainbow said. She began to smirk—
"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Pinkie Pie's ears poked inward. Soon her eyes were crossing as she shook all over. "WuuuUUuuUUuuuUuueeeeeee!"
—a frown returned to Rainbow's face. "Pinkie? What's the matter?"
"'Pinkie?'" Logan flashed Rainbow a grimacing expression. "She's the 'oh shit' friend, isn't she?"
"Is something wrong, Rainbow?!" Flynn exclaimed.
"Pinkie, I know you're twitching all over," Rainbow leaned in, speaking calmly. "...but if you're gonna actually help us, then you've gotta speak up."
"PULL UP!" Rarity shouted.
"Huh?" Rainbow turned to squint at the mare. "Rarity, we're gliding earthward in a hover wagon. We can't just—"
Right at that exact damn moment, a stalagmite of dull stone rose like a dagger through the faint twilight, emerging directly in front of the wagon.
"—pull up!" Rainbow shrieked. "I mean, pull right! I mean—" She flung her body to the left and flapped her wing within an inch of her life. "Rrrrrrrrgh!"
"Oh shit!" Logan grunted with the rest of the Herald as they were rocked violently.
The wagon soared right, missing the tip of the jutting rock structure by ghastly centimeters.
"Guh!" Ariel struggled to stay upright. "Rainbow...!" She stammered while the descending wagon veered to her side. "I thought shouting 'right' meant that I flapped my wings—!"
"Rarity?!?" Rainbow was too busy sneering.
"Why didn't ya warn us?!" Applejack barked.
"I thought we had a clear angle!" Rarity exclaimed. "That magical kerfluffle up there must have upset our trajectory!"
"Then..." Fluttershy blanched. "...that means—"
"WuuuUuuUuuuUuuUUuuuiiieeeee!" Pinkie spun like a top, ears twitching.
The right edge of the canyon wall pierced the starlight. Within seconds, it would shatter the wagon and its passengers to dust.
"Right! Right!" Rainbow Dash hollered.
"Wait!" Ariel panicked, teeth chattering. "Do you mean you push us right or I—"
"Flap your damn wings!" Logan hollered.
"Eeeeeeeep!" Ariel covered her eyes with one set of feathers while she flapped wildly with the other set.
Despite the awkward execution, it worked... somewhat. The right edge of the wagon lifted, but the cart was still drifting towards the canyon wall. If nothing else, Ariel's wingflaps only bought the group a few more milliseconds.
"We arre heading towarrds oblivion!" Kepler shouted.
"Wildcard!" Rainbow shouted towards the back of the wagon. "Can you counter—?"
The griffin was already sweating profusely in the effort it took to assist Ariel in her thrust. He swung and pivoted his body, flapping his wings at alternating angles. At last, he was able to take advantage of the pitch and angle the wagon back towards the left.
"Move move move move move—!" Ariel squeaked.
The right side of the wagon graaaaaaaaaaaaazed the canyon wall, spilling dirt and pebbles across the Herald. Then—within the next gasp—they were heading back into the dark throat of the ravine.
"Okay!" Rainbow Dash exhaled heavily. She smiled at Twilight and Fluttershy. "That was close—"
"WEEEoooWEEoooWEEOooo!" Pinkie Pie pinballed around the lavender forcefield containing her. As Rainbow's vision focused beyond her friend, she saw a massive anvil-shaped cleft of rock rushing straight towards them.
"Oh buck me backwards to Sunday!" Logan spat. "This is it! Nice knowing you folks!"
"Like hayseeds, it is!" Applejack frowned, turning to face Rainbow. "Rainbow! Do somethin' awesome, sugarcube!"
Rainbow Dash didn't need to be told twice. "Everypony!" She stuck her left wing hard over the wagon's side. "Flap your wings! Do it all at once! We gotta clear this cleft!"
"Flynn, brrotherr!" Kepler craned his neck. "I believe that includes yourr prriceless telekinesis!"
"Ah jeez..." Sparks flew out of Flynn's horn as he strained, channeling as much mana into the bed of the wagon as he could. "All the hangovers and none of the drinks—"
"Flap! Flap!" Rainbow hollered in time with her muscle movements. "Lift! Lift!"
Ariel whimpered from the effort. Wildcard huffed and puffed with intense concentration. The manes and feathers of every passenger seated in the wagon billowed from the resulting draft.
It was an agonizingly slow accomplishment, but the wagon's front end lifted up just as it reached the rock formation. However, it was still descending.
"Not... g-good..." Flynn snorted, leaning back with his good eye trained on the impending doom.
"We've got the speed—but not the lift!" Ariel wheezed. "Should we flap harder—!"
"We are! We're flapping the hardest!" Rainbow yelped.
"You need to stop!" Seraphimus shouted.
Rainbow looked over her shoulder. "Huh?"
"She is right! You have the momentum!" Seraphimus' eyes narrowed. "You simply need to glide!"
"Ach!" Kepler stood up tall and spread his own leathery wings. "She speaks the trruth!"
Rainbow blinked ahead. She gulped. "Flynn! Logan! Duck low! We gotta become aerodynamic!"
The stallions did as they were told. They pressed themselves flat to the bed of the wagon—as did Seraphimus. Meanwhile, Ariel, Rainbow, Kepler, and Wildcard stretched their wings out along a flat, invisible plane. Then—following Rainbow's lead—they angled their wings to catch the rippling air beneath them.
The manacrystals of the rising wagon hummed loudly; their enchanted shards illuminated the stone surface of the rocky formation as it blurred safely beneath the gliding cart. The proximity to solid matter made the leylines reactivate, and this gave the cart another boost—thrusting it slightly upwards. This threw most of the passengers off balance... until one by one they sprawled out across the surface of the vehicle. The entire cart shook, wobbled, and spun around like a lazily tossed disc.
Then—after multiple vomit-inducing revolutions—the cart came to a stupidly soft landing along the bottom floor of the canyon. It glided and coasted along the arid floor until it bumped lightly into a stout row of stalagmites.
At last, the vehicle came to a stop hundreds of meters from the location of the mesa. They had nearly cleared the Curveside map of the canyon in one single shove.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuu..." Pinkie Pie finally stopped spasming all over. She came to a rattling stop—as did her bright blue eyes. "Whew! That was a real doozie! Did you know that Ariel's got a crush on Dashie? I sure didn't until now!"
She smiled at the rest.
"Oh! And by the way... look out for random rock formations! That would be bad!"
Easy... Easy Does It
"So..." Rainbow Dash caught her breath. She and Ariel were flying Curveside up the slow incline of the receding canyon. Below her, the rest of the Herald glided along gently atop the hovering wagon. "...what did we learn today?"
"Don't be a dumbass," Logan grumbled.
"No, Big Show..." Flynn smirked, telekinetically empowering the vehicle. "She asked what did we learn."
"Hah!"
"Heheheh..."
"Ha ha ha ha..."
"Rrrrgh!" Ariel spun about. Hovering backwards, she frowned at her comrades below. "Will you cut her some slack?! We lived through it, didn't we? Besides, it was her quick thinking that got us out of a perilous situation!'
"Ourr sisterr is rright," Kepler said. He adjusted his glasses and spoke further: "Wherre would we be without ourr leaderr's courrageous initiative?"
"Under the warm protection of the Right Talon of Verlaxion," Seraphimus droned. "Without the threat of windigoes."
"I do not rrecall asking forr yourr input."
"You're welcome, by the way," Seraphimus muttered.
"Double-yoo—" Logan began.
Seraphimus frowned. "You throw far too much caution to the wind!" she said sternly. "You only go forward, paying no attention to your peripheral. You're just asking to be flanked by some horrible circumstance. If not today, then tomorrow."
"That's some tough talk coming from a stool pigeon," Flynn said. "Emphasis on stool."
"If it weren't for my advice, we'd be dashed to bits several meters behind us right now!" Seraphimus snarled.
"And what are you expecting? A parade?" Ariel tilted her nose up. "I thought you didn't give a crap about yourself! Must have sucked helping us to help you live a bit longer!"
Seraphimus let loose a prolonged sigh. "My only hope is that you'll finally wake up to see the danger in following this chaotic cretin into the darkness ahead."
"Sister... you don't know chaos," Ariel said. She suddenly winced, then smiled innocently in Rainbow's direction. "N-no that you do—of course! Erm... I-I mean of c-course you do, but it's not necessarily a horribad thing! In fact! It's kinda useful in a pinch—"
"Ariel?"
"Yes, Rainbow?"
"At ease, girl."
Ariel hung her head, flying limply forward. "Yes, Rainbow."
"Idiotic echo chambers notwithstanding, I only wish to provide a sense of lucid reason in this banal scenario," Seraphimus said.
"Yeah, cuz it was sooooooooo reasonable how you flew in and tried to wreck our shit back in the Gondola," Flynn grumbled.
Seraphimus glared in the unicorn's direction. "And if I had succeeded, you wouldn't have lived to deal with the sting of shame that's swiftly catching up to you."
Wildcard raised his metal hoof towards her head... exhaled... then dropped the prosthetic in question. After a dreary sigh, the Desperado resumed flapping his wings with occasional bursts of energy, assisting Flynn in the uphill glide.
Rainbow Dash glanced forlornly back at the group. She looked ahead, gaining more altitude while Ariel kept parallel at a distance.
"Well... loon on the bright side!" Pinkie Pie grinned nervously. "We're gonna be out of the deep, dark canyon soon!"
"Right you are, Pinkie." Applejack tilted her hat back and muttered: "Now onto the deep, dark valley beyond."
Fluttershy fidgeted in midair. "You would think they would be more jubilant about having lived through a frightening situation."
"I suppose that's just the thing, Fluttershy," Twilight Sparkle said. "The more crazy situations you live through, the less sting they tend to have in the long run."
"Or perhaps they're just too embarrassed to say we need better navigation!" Rarity looked guiltily in Rainbow's direction. "Rainbow, I'm so terribly sorry, darling. I should have noticed that the unexpected acceleration pushed us off course. I almost led you and your dearest companions into a dreadful demise!"
"Don't blame yourself, Rarity," Rainbow spoke softly. "We've been out of action for a while. Even then—I can't expect all of you guys to be nearly as fast-twitch on the dial as me."
"Hey!" Pinkie Pie suddenly chirped, flying towards their anchor. "Girls! Check this out! It's a boy! It's a girl! No—" She phased through Rainbow's body so that her fluffy head "emerged" between Rainbow's dangling legs. "—it's a baby Pinkie Pie! Hee-hee-hee-hee!"
Rainbow sighed. "I rest my case."
Fluttershy giggled lightly.
"I wouldn't be too worried about the group," Twilight said. "They're only moody because... because... well... look around us."
Fluttershy gulped. "I'm trying not to."
"You know, this might sound strange, but we have it lucky," Twilight said. "None of us are quite as vulnerable as Rainbow's other friends. So long as she stays safe—and we all know how versatile Rainbow is—we're virtually untouched!" She winced slightly. "It can't be easy being flesh and blood in a place like this."
"Yeah, well..." Rainbow squinted ahead. The horizon foretold the changing landscape with the hint of starlight glinting across a sea of wild wilderness beyond the final parallel. "...it's about to get a whole lot less easy."
Who's There? Discord Who?
The wagon ride after that was uneventful, which made the entire thing rather agonizing. Rainbow Dash and Ariel had traveled the same route before—but that was by air. They had covered the same landscape in a span of hours, and now Rainbow and the Herald were having to traverse the same topography at a snail's pace. The wagon hovered smoothly, but it was far from swift. What's more, every errant fissure and rock structure had to be navigated with extreme caution for fear of jostling the supplies that they were carrying. Rainbow Dash kept in mind that there was at least one stunt ahead of them that they were all waiting to pull off. It made her disproportionately tense just to think about it.
Following the map that Rainbow and Ariel had adjusted, they scaled the edge of the canyon and pivoted their path towards Alpha. The landscape was ever so gradually rising—like the world's longest and most subtle slope. The constant grade put a decent amount of strain on Flynn and Wildcard who were the ones predominantly steering the wagon, so the group took multiple occasions to rest. When they could, the winged members of the group switched places with Wildcard so that they could more properly give a "boost" to the drifting vehicle.
The further up they rose, the more alive the Dark Side became. They could look back and see the entire plateau lit up by the gloss of starlight. Up ahead—the horizon before the curve was a great deal more obscured. They knew that the arid landscape would come to a dead stop along a solid parallel, but there still wasn't very much information about what—or who—may lie beyond it. Kepler tried his best to catch up with the remaining recorded journals. Aside from Ranort's crackling voice, the air was eerily silent. Everyone was focused heartily on the uphill journey they were enduring.
Their "vacation" in Darkreach had ended.
The group had stopped yet again. Flynn rested his horn while Logan did a count of the supplies. Wildcard shuffled about, stretching his legs while Ariel flew up high to do a survey of the land.
"How many kilometerrs ahead of us?" Kepler asked, pausing between journal entries. "I do not wish to sound impatient..."
"Don't stress it, Keps." Ariel was squinting towards Alpha. "I think I recognize that ridged formation off in the distance. Do you see it, Rainbow?"
"Mrmmmfff..." Rainbow munched on a narrow strip of bleakweed. She sat a few feet away from Seraphimus atop the wagon. "I trust you, girl."
Ariel looked down at Kepler. "I'd say we're about a kilometer and a half off! But we'll have to take a slight detour in the direction of the Edge to go around the ridge. Then we should be able to come about Curveside and find it."
"The spot with the glass strructurre, you mean?"
"Eeyup!" Ariel smirked from above. "Rainbow's Ramp!"
"Ha-Hah! A most fitting name forr it!" Kepler winked through his glasses. "Perrhaps the firrst of many featurres we shall have the forrtune of naming!"
"Sounds cool..." Flynn lay flat on his back, breathing in and out as his horn flickered dimly. "Let it be known in the record books that we just glided out of Big Show's Crack."
"Hardy har har..." The stallion in question continued sorting through the armor pieces.
"Such a predictable bunch of prattling nincompoops," rolled a mischievous voice.
Nopony flinched. Nopony but Rainbow Dash.
With bored eyes, she looked up from the meal she was eating.
A strip of armor lay before her, and in its ancient, reflective surface she saw a hint of horns and goat hair.
"Honestly, are these who you choose to call your friends these days?" A grin. A glinting fang. Discord continued, playfully: "What dull cut-outs. I bet even stealing their cutie marks wouldn't be half-as-entertaining as the others." Red-on-yellow eyes squinted in the metal. "Just what are their cutie marks, anyway? Damned if I can't even be bothered to recall..."
Rainbow Dash swallowed her morsel of food and muttered: "Lay off. You're not even remotely funny..."
Seraphimus' charcoal-brown eyes darted over.
"My little pony," Discord's voice rolled as his paw and talon twiddled in the reflection. "The only thing that's laughable here is you. You're living history's biggest knock-knock joke and I'm absolutely thrilled to be there to see the punch-line." A blur, and he appeared be "hanging" from a noose formed by his own tail. "I bet it'll just knock 'em all dead."
Rainbow grumbled without looking at him. "Well, prepare to have that door slammed in your face."
"Pfffft! Is that your best comeback?! This—coming from you, the mare willing to go into a boxing match with yours truly inside a hedge maze?" Again, that glinting fang. "By stars, Sparky! I suppose you'll be mincing words about sticks and stones, next."
"Nopony cares what you think."
"And you were a lot cooler before the two times you died. Oh... wait..." A talon scratched the reflected goatee. "Was it three times? Four? I've lost track of all your Mary Sue-isms."
The hairs along Rainbow's neck bristled. Before she could growl a response—
"What's his name?" a cold voice asked.
Blinking, Rainbow looked across the wagon. "Huh?"
Seraphimus stared squarely at her. "I've observed you quite closely over the past month," she said. "You speak to five separate personalities—all lodged in your head. They each have a name." Her hawkeyes narrowed. "But there's a sixth whom you refuse to talk to. I know because you talk about him all the time with the other five."
Rainbow Dash's brow furrowed. She clenched her jaw, attempting—in vain—to remain calm. She forced herself to look away.
Seraphimus persisted: "So what's his name? What's the identity of this sixth ghost that pesters you so?"
Rainbow muttered out the side of her mouth: "If I'm just a 'mad pony,' what's it matter?"
"Because you're leading this team of yours to ruin."
Rainbow squinted at her. "Since when did you care about them?"
Seraphiumus took a breath. "I don't. I happen to be imprisoned by them." Her limb shifted within her manacles. "I want to know what kind of an insane spiral you're leading me into."
Rainbow took a long, hard breath. When she finally spoke, it came out in an exasperated tone. "I'm not leading the team to ruin."
"You've told me many lies, creature," Seraphimus said. "Some are more convincing than others. But this time—I sense—you're lying to yourself at the same time you're lying to me."
Rainbow flashed her an angry look.
Seraphimus calmly stared back.
All was silent... until Rainbow heard a taunting voice echoing all around her.
"Knock knock..."
As the voice turned to chuckles, Rainbow angrily flapped her wings and soared skyward. "That's it. Going for a walk."
Flynn yawned. "How can you walk in the sky—"
"SKY WALK!" Rainbow shouted, startling Ariel, and she zipped off in a prismatic blur.
A few glaring eyes stabbed in Flynn's direction.
"What?" The stallion shrugged. "Ah. Perfect." He rolled his good eye. "Blame the handsome one."
Not Believing Or Anything...
The wagon had resumed its lengthy cruise uphill. This time, it took a very serpentine path, weaving in and around rock formations, even doubling back towards Edgeside once or twice in order to navigate its way to the top of the ascending plateau. It was a quiet, uneventful ride. Even the crackle of Ranort's voice was a breathy whisper above the constant hum of the enchanted manastones.
Seraphimus rocked in her shackled seat at the back of the cart. Her lazy eyes traveled upwards. The enormity of the plane curved above her in a thick black swath. Two specks darted in the immediate vacinity, forming a sharp contrest: Ariel's dull gray shadow and the tell-tale glow of Rainbow's ruby pendant.
A sullen breath escaped Seraphimus' break. Her hawkeyes narrowed on the crimson glint as Rainbow continued performing reconaissance for the group.
"Ever wonder what powers that shit up?"
"...?" Seraphimus glanced over.
Logan was fixing the leather straps to a random breastplate. He spoke without looking back at her. "It only responds to Rainbow Dash, y'know. A touch of her hoof... the breath from her lungs..." He shrugged his shoulders and spoke breathily. "When any of us touch it, the lightning bolt pendant does nothing. It's bound to her. And—in many ways—she's bound to it."
"That much is evident," Seraphimus muttered.
"But have you ever thought why? As in... actually why?"
Seraphimus opened her beak—
"It's not the 'Blight.'" Logan turned finally to glare at her over his shoulder. "Only a lazy hag gets to blame everything on 'Blight This' or 'Blight That.' That's the sort of explanation somepony gives when there is no explanation. Don't matter if it's something the powers of Verlaxion recognizes or not."
The former Talon Commander clenched her beak muscles. "She says it's empowered by a royal family far to the west."
"Well, sniff your farts!" Logan belched. "You've got some good memory!" He tightened the straps of the armor plate he was working on. "Too bad the rest of the shit in your head is useless goo."
"What kind of a royal power grants strength while also excommunicating?" Seraphimus murmured.
"Okay... so maybe you don't listen half as well as you remember," Logan grunted. He glanced back at her again. "She wasn't kicked out of her kingdom."
"But she is an exile."
"Quite true."
"...on a mission to eradicate all that's good in this world."
"Quite wrong."
"She burns a path of destruction wherever she goes," Seraphimus hissed. "Tell me you don't see that."
"I can't. And neither can you tell me that at least half of that 'destruction' has been caused by self-righteous ass-gobblers like you who caused a crapton of collateral while chasing her."
Seraphimus went silent.
"And you're right about her being exiled," Logan said. "But her kingdom didn't put the blame on her. In fact..." He pointed at the ruby speck levitating high above the cart. "...that pendant is a sign of their trust in her. Their faith. Their good will."
"Rather misplaced, if you ask me."
"Is it?" Logan raised an eyebrow. "She lost everything that was special to her—just like you and me. But while I was shunned and you were forsaken... her royal authority supported her all the way... even when they knew she'd probably be dead or wasted in the long run."
"... ... ..."
"Faith in the face of adversity is the best kind... the only kind, really." Logan slapped the armor plate back into its container. "What's so 'Blighted' about that?"
"In the absence of Verlaxion's blessing, there is nothing to believe in."
"Must be really damn easy to just give up when nothing makes any sense anymore," Logan said. "Well, why didn't you give up the moment you were born?"
"I... don't understand," Seraphimus muttered. "I'm not even sure I want to."
"And that's your biggest problem right there," Logan said, pointing. "The purposeful blindness. It's like an art."
"Are you trying to make a point...?"
"You had no greater reason to believe in Verlaxion's strength before her 'death' than you did after the fact," Logan remarked. "And yet, in the absence of all signs, you served Verlaxion faithfully, loyally, and—admittedly—quite badflankishly."
"What's the point in bringing her glory when I know for a fact that she no longer graces this plane with her presence?" Seraphimus remarked.
"Did it matter then? Beforehand? I mean... really?" Logan took a breath. "You see, that's the thing about life. Goddess or not... purpose or not... we're all dealt the same cards of uncertainty. Isn't it proper—then—to do whatever we can at all times to make sure we not all eat shit?"
Seraphimus glanced towards the great dark curve once again.
"Who among us really... truly knows what's going on in this fart-fest called life?" Logan remarked. "Even when we discover more before us, there's infinitely as much crud to figure out. It's an endless race. What's the point in tripping those around us?"
"You speak so confidently," Seraphimus said. Her charcoal brown eyes darted towards him yet again, hardening. "But your confidence is hollow."
"Uh huh..."
"Because even she can't stand on a solid foundation," Seraphimus said. "The mare has no idea who her real friends are. She's even struggling to maintain the sanctity of her trusted spirits in order to speak with this malevolent outlier."
"Hrmmm..." Logan smirked. "Hmmmm-heh-heh-heh-heh..."
Seraphimus' feathers crested. "What?"
"I do believe..." Logan cleared his throat before looking at her directly. "...that that's the first time I've heard you speak of her ghostly buddies without second-guessing it."
Seraphimus blinked. Hard. "It's all in her head."
"Uh huh..."
"I was just simplifying it for the sake of explanation!"
"Uh huhhhh..."
Seraphimus rattled within her manacles. "I do not believe in her six haunts!"
"Hah! You've even got a number down in your head!" Logan snickered. "Hell, even I'm losing track of that."
"Six?" Flynn spontaneously spoke up. He looked back briefly from telekinetically guiding the hover wagon. "I thought it was just five!"
"Ach!" Kepler paused Ranort's recording. "You forrget Discorrd! Chaos Lorrd of Mischief!"
"Oh, right." Flynn returned his focus towards the front of the cart. "Got it."
Seraphimus gawked at the group. "... ... ...I do not believe in them."
The Herald were silent.
"Rrrrrrmmm..." The former commander's headcrest raised angrily. "I don't!" She looked aside. "I mean it! How could I possibly—?"
She found herself staring at Wildcard.
Wildcard stifled a yawn. In stretching his talons, he flashed a middle metal finger—then resumed boosting the craft's uphill glide with gentle flaps of his wings.
Sulking, Seraphimus slumped against the back corner of the cart and shut her angry eyes.
Lots of Potential Energy
"Ohhhhhhh boy," Flynn stood on the stone ridge's summit, gnawing on his fetlock.
Kepler, Logan, and Wildcard stood in a solid line, craning their necks as they gazed down at the waving parallel of wild wilderness and living stalks.
"Is..." Logan motioned with his head. "...is that really it?"
All eyes rested on a rectangular swath of cleared landscape—courtesy of a slab of crystalline glass that stretched dormant into the forest of carniverous weed.
"That's it, alright," said Rainbow Dash, hovering overhead next to Ariel.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh boy..." Flynn squirmed and fidgeted.
"My starrs and garrterrs..." Kepler shuddered. "Therre cerrtainly... is a lot of the currious plant."
"Well, duh," Ariel droned. "What part of 'the flesh-eating death grass populates an entire valley beyond the crest of the parallel' didn't you understand?"
Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "I suppose a petrrified parrt of me had hoped you werre speaking frrom a position of hyperrbole."
"I'm afraid not, buddy," Rainbow Dash said. She gestured with her hoof. "And that little slab there is the only thing for miles and miles that comes close to cutting into the mess."
Wildcard let loose a wheezing exhale.
"So..." Logan shifted where he stood. "...our next order of business is to turn that measely plank of glass into a measely ramp of glass?"
"Ohhhhhhhhh boy..." Flynn whimpered.
"Shut it!" Logan frowned at him. He turned towards Rainbow Dash again. "Did you and Ariel drum up a plan?"
"Yeah." Ariel nodded. "Not get eaten."
"Hardy har." Logan snorted. "All that shit looks like soggy bamboo." He squinted. "Just... how dangerous is it, really?"
"Wanna test it out?" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"Kinda, yeah."
Rainbow looked around. She found a loose rock the size of her pendant. Picking it up, she glanced at the rest of the Herald. "Who here has the best throwing arm?"
Wildcard immediately saluted.
"Here ya go, buddy..." Rainbow hoofed him the rock.
"Ach!" Kepler nodded excitedly. "A perrfect time to test Flynn's miniaturre manacorre!"
Wildcard took a breath. A mechanical whurring sound could be heard as he pivoted his body, rotated his metal prosthetic, then flung the rock forward with a slight burst of manasteam. Thrommm!
Heads turned, following the long descending arc of the rock as it flew into the waving field below. The mechanical boost to Wildcard's prosthetic proved fruitful, and soon the projectile was clearing the summit of the waving stalks.
Then suddenly—
Th-THWKKK! A throng of bright red probisci extended from the tips of the stalks. The whole forest shifted in the direction of the rock, fighting and fussing over it. There was a splash of pebbles—glinting like dust in the twilight—and soon all was still once again.
A low thunder rolled uphill, reaching the ears of all who gazed down at the mess.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh boy." Flynn sweated.
"Them's hungry trees," Logan burped. "I'm not sure we're gonna be very safe trotting near it."
"It's doable," Ariel said.
"Oh yeah?"
Ariel nodded, looking down at Logan. "Rainbow and I were able to stand on the glass plate."
"We kept our distance from the stalks, though," Rainbow said. "Something tells me that they only sense what's above them. Not what's to the side."
Wildcard hand-signed.
Kepler interpreted: "'Would you willing to bet yourr life on that?'"
Ariel and Rainbow Dash exchanged glances.
A cold voice echoed downhill from the plateau behind them: "You seriously intend to glide over that?"
The group turned to look.
Seraphimus was craning her neack from where she sat in the back of the wagon. "Because you will need to gain an awful lot of air." She gestured behind them—Edgeside—with her head. "Judging from the journey that got us here, this wagon isn't exactly equipped for altitude."
"Ah...!" Kepler pointed with his claw, smiling through tusks. "Our little experiment in exiting the mesa of Darkreach proved that maintaining altitude is quite possible."
"Yes, but look below you." Seraphimus' eyes narrowed on the sloping mountainside in question. "It descends directly into the deathly forest."
"No..." Rainbow Dash shook her head. "It descends into a glass ramp."
"... ... ..." Seraphimus blinked. "I fail to see a ramp."
"That's because we've yet to push it up to become one." Rainbow gestured. "We've brought the supplies, the strength, and the unicorn." A bold smirk. "Now all that's left to do is begin the gruntwork, and then we'll give the wagon a little push."
"... ... ..." Seraphimus slumped back in her seat. "I regret even opening my beak."
"Well, she obviously believes we can't do it," Ariel said. She turned to look at Rainbow Dash. "You happy now?"
"Ecstatic." Rainbow punched her fetlocks together. "That's just the good sign we need!"
"Ha-Hah!"
Wildcard gestured something.
"Hell yeah." Logan nodded, responding. "I totally agree."
"Hmmm?" Rainbow looked over.
"If we're gonna do this—like for real—then we've got to suit up." Logan pointed towards the wagon. "I pulled countless muscles pulling all that shit out of Darkreach. It's high time we got used to wearing it."
"Indeed." Kepler nodded. "This brrave leap is only the starrt. Therre arre untold trribulations to weatherr ahead of us. Best that we girrd ourrselves in Emerraldine's finest so that we can be prreparred."
"Ohhhhhhhh boy—" Flynn received a metal slap to the head. "Ow!"
"Thanks, Double-Yoo," Logan said. He was already turning around to march towards the wagon. "Come on, boys and girls! Move your butts and then guard your butts! Time to get all sexy'n'metal'n'shit!"
"Well..." Ariel smiled crookedly, descending softly towards the plateau. "I can dig at least one of those three."
Full Armor of Dash
"Heeheehee!" Pinkie Pie giggled, floating around Rainbow Dash like a halo of bubbles. "It's like she's putting on a bunch of frozen leaves!"
"Come one, Pinkie Pie," Rainbow Dash droned, slapping on another plate of armor over her fetlock and tightening the leather straps. "It's a lot more awesome than that." Her eyes narrowed. "Although... heh... I guess it is pretty autumnal."
"'Vernal' is more like it," Twilight Sparkle said, smiling in admiration. "The armor is green, after all."
"In any case, it is the most delightful ensemble," Rarity said, cooing. "The Emeraldinians certainly had an eye for honor and beauty."
"Plus, it looks very... safe." Fluttershy gestured with her fetlocks. "Must feel snug too. How heavy is it, Rainbow Dash?"
"Well..." Rainbow squatted awkwardly aside the hovering wagon. The rest of the Herald fumbled around her, slipping into their own armored suits. "I gotta admit—it feels a bit loose on me." She gave her flank a slight shake. The leaf-motif plates of emerald armor rattled around her features, but they didn't shift too much. "But maybe that's a good thing. I don't wanna feel suffocated."
"Something tells me you're a bit smaller than the average Emeraldinian," Twilight said.
"Duhhhh!" Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes. "She's a bit smaller than the average anypony."
"Pinkie, darling!" Rarity frowned. "Do not rub it in!"
"Heh... guess I should be feeling lucky." Rainbow Dash strapped on the last plate in her possession. Soon, she was garbed head to tail in lightweight strips of armor—all bearing flora intaglio. Narrow bands of branch-like lines swam elaborate curves across the verdant sheets of metal, matching her every joint and ligament. Princess Luna's saddlebag was worn a bit tightly under the backpiece, but Rainbow managed. Thankfully there was enough room for the bulk of her pendant to dangle freely above the collar of the chestplate. "Logan must have taken forever to come up with an outfit that could fit me."
"Can you fly with that on?"
"I dunno. Lemme see." Rainbow Took a deep breath. She flapped her wings. Sure enough, she gained lift—hovering above the wagon. After a few seconds, she touched back down.
"Well?" Pinkie Pie blinked.
"It's... manageable..." Rainbow nevertheless could be heard wheezing slightly. "Wouldn't be my first choice to wear on a long flight."
"Oh, darling, I'm sure you've worn heavier," Rarity said with a hoof-wave.
"Maybe. I... kinda feel out of practice." Rainbow coughed. "Maybe I should have flown more laps around the corridors of Darkreach. Kept my muscle mass up."
"To what end?" Fluttershy blinked. "You haven't been eating a whole lot."
"Errrrr..." Rainbow nervously looked towards the supply crates of the wagon. "...yeah."
"You've been quiet all this time, Applejack," Twilight Sparkle said, looking over. "What do you think of Rainbow's new get-up?"
"Hmmm?" Applejack looked up. "Oh! Well done, sugarcube!" She smiled awkwardly. "You sure do look... er... handsome!"
Rainbow Dash blinked. "I do?"
"Applejack!" Rarity hissed through her teeth. "You never... ever refer to a lady as handsome!"
"Well, what else can I say?" Applejack shrugged. "It's a strappin' set of sporty-lookin' armor!"
"Practical and pretty!" Fluttershy said.
"Errr... more like somewhere in between," Applejack said. "Shucks, I dunno. I wouldn't mind wearin' some if it made me all protected-like."
"Handsome... ... ..." Rainbow Dash smiled dumbly into the twilight.
"Honestly!" Rarity folded her forelimbs. "When all of this mess is done, I'm teaching you all a grand lesson in ladylike etiquette!"
"Oh, go blow your nose, Rare-Rare!" Pinkie Pie squeaked. "If a knight in shining armor was showing up to save you from a dragon, would you pause to tell him how bad his breath stinks?"
"Depends on how bad that breath is!"
Twilight Sparkle giggled.
"Stop laughing!"
Rainbow Dash smiled.
"Your friends telling a sweet joke?" Ariel's voice asked.
Rainbow looked over. "Oh... uh... it's nothing."
Ariel smiled, peering out of a narrow helmet. "You're allowed to smile at nothing."
Rainbow just cleared her throat. "So... uh... what do you think?" She struck a pose in her armor.
"Looks pretty sweet!" Ariel grinned. "How's it feel?"
"Not too bad."
"Really?" Ariel's features drooped under her helmet's visor. "Because this stuff is weighing on me like a ton! I'm surprised it's not killing you."
"I... uh..." Rainbow shrugged, glancing at the various members of the Herald in their armor. "I guess I'm just lucky."
"Damn straight, you are." Heavy metallic hoofsteps preluded the arrival of Logan. The large stallion stood in even larger armor, towering over the two mares. "Mrmmffff..." He struggled just to raise his helmet's visor and peered down at them. "Took me for friggin' ever to find the right pieces that would fit you. Emeraldine was short on pipsqueaks, I think."
"Hey!" Ariel frowned.
"It's okay, girl," Rainbow Dash patted her armored shoulder with a rattling sound. "Just smile sweetly and remember that you're a groin-kick level."
"Hmmmm..." Logan's smile was bland. "Very cute."
"Mrmmfff..." Flynn stumbled towards the group. His mechanical lense peered out of his helmet's visor. "Stuffy as hell, in here."
"Suck it up, Baldy," Logan grunted. "You've got less hair. You'll sweat less."
"A shame that therre werren't any wyverrns in Emerraldine," Kepler said. His armor barely fitted him, and he was reduced to wearing loosely-strapped plates of metal across random parts of his hairy figure. "I suppose I will have to do my combat at a safe distance."
"That won't really change anything," Flynn said with a smile.
"No, I suppose not. How about you, Wildcarrd? Farre well in yourr metals?"
The griffion in question had his left arm exposed—which was fine. The prosthetic—although not matching the green leaf motifs—was sturdy enough on its own. He lifted his visor, exposed his beak, and hand-signed briskly.
"Rright." Kepler nodded. "The next orrderr of business is to deal with those pesky vines."
"Stalks," Ariel corrected.
"Same differrence. Ha-hah!"
"Yeah..." Rainbow looked at Wildcard and Logan. "Just how are we going to do that anyway?"
"Well..." Schiiiiiing! Logan sweatily heaved his axe into view. "...guess it's time for some good old fashion lawnwork."
Out! Out! Damn Stalk!
Seraphimus sat alone in the wagon atop the mountainous ridge.
The Herald shuffled briskly downhill in a solid train. Garbed in plates of green-tinted armor that reflected the twilight, they approached the edge of the parallel—right where the glass plate lay dormant.
The griffin took a deep breath. Despite the obvious consternation forming feathered lines in her face, she nevertheless craned her neck left and right... squinting to make out what precisely was transpiring far below at the end of the cliff's slope.
"Guh..." Flynn grimaced, shaking his rear legs a few extra times between every other step. The armor rattled around his thin figure, and the visor of his helmet kept sliding down. "Goddess dammit! Rrggh...!" With a telekintic burst, he snapped the ancient visor off his helmet completely, giving him an unobstructed view of the wild landscape ahead. "Ahhh... much better."
Behind him, Logan grunted: "Don't be pissing away all my hard work, now."
"Relax, Big Show," Flynn grumbled, approaching the glass plane. "Wouldn't be right to use the old Emeraldinians' stuff if I didn't truly appreciate it."
"You're telling me to relax?" Logan's brow furrowed. "You're the one squirming all around like you've got soggy pancakes down your pants."
"Forgive me if I'm not exactly... used to cold metal chaffing."
"How do you think I feel?" Logan spat. "I'm weighing like a friggin' tank in this thing!"
"Dude, you're always a tank."
"What does that make you? A sling-shot?"
"Very funny."
"Actually, no, not funny," Ariel rasped from overhead. She flew limply with a frown, putting extra-effort into lifting her armored body. "Could you cut it out? We've got some serious business to do here."
"Everypony relax," Rainbow Dash said, trotting in the center of the group. "We've only got a thick sea of squirming death tentacles to tame and fly over. Let's not snap at each other's necks, okay? Besides, we'd crack a tooth on account of the armor."
Wildcard gestured something.
"Hrmmmmfff..." Logan responded with a heated breath. He reached the edge of the "forest" and leaned against his heavy axe. "Straight lines aren't as easy as they used to be, Double-Yoo. But... we just might be able to afford the next best thing here."
"My starrs and garrterrs..." Kepler had been hunched over this entire time, but upon reaching the clearing in the sea of stalks, he practically crawled on his thinly-plated belly. The armor around his figure rattled as he studied the glass plate up close. "It is just as Rranorrt had spoken about!" The wyvern adjusted his spectacles and tapped the edge of the glass plate with his claws. "Positively immaculate! Afterr all of these yearrs, too!"
"Well, what do you guys think now that you're seeing it up close?" Ariel asked. "Can it be enchanted?"
"Once upon a time, maybe it could have been," Flynn said. The tip of his horn was glowing outside his helmet as he scanned the environment before him. "But that was a long... long time ago, and who knows who actually manufactured this thing."
"Or if they're still hanging about somewhere," Logan added.
Flynn gave a nod. "Right."
"Rranorrt speaks of unidentified flying objects spotted by Warrhol's team," Kepler said. "Vessels of geometrrical simplicity... constrructed out of trranslucent materrial, much like this one. I'm afrraid that none of Gwen's forrces werre capable of meeting the trrue pilots of these airrcrrafts face to face."
"But..." Rainbow Dash looked at the glass plate, then up at Kepler. "...it was an aircraft."
"I honestly cannot fathom just what else this thing could have belonged to," the wyvern said. "If it was simply deposited herre as a means of clearring this unsightly wilderrness, I cannot say that it is doing that fine of a job!"
"So... it was dropped here," Ariel said. "But—lucky for us—it might give the wagon the boost it needs."
Wildcard gestured.
"Wildcard wants to know how we're gonna pull this shit off," Logan grunted. "And while we're at it—so do I."
"Sure thing." Rainbow nodded, then looked at Flynn. "Flynn?"
"Grnnngh... right..." Flynn took off his helmet so he could breathe better. Sweat lined his bald forehead under the twilight. "So... I've brought with me some extra rocks for hover-enchanting."
"Huh?"
"The same thing we did to the Hover Plank 5000 we're going to do to this right here." Flynn gave the top of the glass plate a hoof-tap for emphasis.
"Soooooooo..." Ariel squinted. "...we're going to have an even bigger wagon?"
"No no no no no..." Flynn shook his head. "I don't even remotely have enough to make that happen. Instead..." He turned and pointed at the Curveside edge of the plate. "...if we apply just enough of the rocks to the furthest foundation of the plate and enchant its leylines, then we can get that half of the glass plane to levitate up off the ground. The rest of it will stay dormant. I'm expecting us to end up with a ramp that's tilted no less than fifty-five degrees off the earth."
Wildcard nodded, then gestured.
"Sounds simple enough, eh?" Flynn shook his head. "Sorry to break it to you, buddy. This thing looks like it weighs a ton. Even still..." He took a deep breath. "...I should be able to lift just the corners of it. It'll take all of my mental concentration to manipulate something this large with my telekinesis. The rest will be up to you."
"We'll be slapping the enchanted rocks and dust in place, right?" Rainbow Dash said.
"Uh huh. Then—once we've applied it to both corners and sporadic spots along the Curveside edge, I can enchant the leylines. The ramp should then lift up on its own, propelled by the "hover" spell."
"How long will it be tilted up like that?" Ariel asked.
"Not for long," Flynn said with a sigh. "We'll only have a window of... ten minutes at best. That should be long enough for us to give the Hoverplank a shove and ride it down to glory."
"In other words..." Logan's eyes narrowed. "We only get one shot."
"Right." Flynn nodded. "Better not buck it up."
Awkward silence.
"Well!" Kepler slapped his talons together and smiled at the group. "All the morre incentive to do ourr best! Ha-Hah!"
Rainbow gulped. "We're forgetting one thing..."
"Right. The hard part," Flynn remarked.
Logan glanced aside. "These damned death vines."
Flynn's natural eye reflected the gently waving sea of stalks that densely flanked three sides of the flat plate. "To apply the enchanted rocks to the underside of this plate, we're going to have to get uncomfortably close to these buggers."
"Well, at least we're wearing armor!" Ariel remarked.
"The armor won't do shit if more than one of these things grab you," Flynn exclaimed, hissing. "I've seen some of the biological journals sketched in the heart of Darkreach. The probisci of these creatures are stronger than whale bone. If you get lasso'd by one of them, it'll be a struggle just to keep your limbs in tact. Goddess knows how shitty it'd be if you become dinner to multiple stalks at once."
"None of that matters," Logan grunted. "Only one thing does."
"What is that, frriend?" Kepler asked.
Schiiiing! Logan raised his axe and approached the edge of the forest. "Can we kill 'em?"
"Ach! But of courrse."
"Hold it right there, Big Show." Rainbow Dash blocked his way. "Don't go charging into the death weed. That'd make for a lame obituary."
"What am I, stupid?" Logan smirked, then nodded his head at the organic mess. "I'm not about to commit salad seppuku. I just need to see what these things are made of."
"And how do you plan to do that?!" Ariel exclaimed.
"Hmmmmm..." Kepler stroked his hairy chin. "Perrhaps if he werre to test the strrength of just one of these inferrnal living vines."
"Sooooooooooooo... what, then?" Rainbow Dash blinked. "We thread one out from the rest of the group?"
"Sounds good to me," Logan said.
"But how?"
Logan looked over at Wildcard. "Double-Yoo? Got something to throw at these shits?"
Wildcard nodded, producing a few daggers that he had gathered from Darkreach.
"If you plan on tossing that into the wilderness, it's not going to have the desired effect," Flynn said. "You saw how these things acted earlier. They just lash out at whatever's thrown at them."
"So, we just have to figure out how to annoy only one," Logan said. "Since you're about to put your brain to extra epileptic use, what say we exercise your telekinesis a bit?"
Flynn sighed. He reached magically for one of Wildcard's daggers and levitated it high in the air. "Where do you want me to kite it?"
"Towards me, duh." Logan slapped the visor of his helmet down and tightened his grip of the axe. "And you'd better lure just one of those things down here!"
"I wouldn't dream of doing otherwise," Flynn droned.
"The rest of you back off!" Logan hollered, his armor rattling from the authority in his voice. "This is my time to work!"
"You... uh..." Rainbow hesistantly backtrotted along with Ariel. "...you sure you know what you're doing, guys?"
"Probably not." Flynn squinted his one good eye as he floated the dagger outward... upward... and towards the very edge of the living forest. "Okay... okay... getting there..."
"Have you spotted one of them yet or not?" Logan asked.
"Just hold onto your butt!" Flynn took a deep breath. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... antagonize!"
He jabbed the dagger forward from long-distance, poking savagely at a single vine along the fringes of the sea of stalks. Despite how many times he poked and prodded, the wavering structure refused to budge.
"Come onnnnnn..." Flynn licked his lips as his horn glowed brighter with the effort. "Tickle tickle! Tickle tickle—"
Thw-THWPP! At last, the vine shot out a long red "tongue" that looped three times around the dagger.
"Got it!" Flynn gnashed his teeth as he pulled and yanked down at the object with all his mental might. "Rnnnnnngh!"
"Don't slice it!" Logan barked, gripping his axe as he eyed the stalk being "reeled in" from a distance. "Don't slice it or we might lose it—!"
"It's okay..." Flynn hissed. Snorted. "It's... grnnngh... grabbing the hilt!" As the telekinetic energy reached a boiling point, Flynn felt himself sliding forward on scuffed hooves. "Hoooboy—"
"Wildcard!" Rainbow barked.
Thwooosh! Wildcard flew forward. Wrapping a metal arm around the stallion's armored body, he successfully anchored Flynn in place.
"You should have it now, brrotherr!" Kepler proclaimed.
"Here it comes!" Rainbow Dash pointed as the long stalk shook, thrashed, but was eventually dragged down to head-level like a wriggling fish out of water. "It's getting within reach!"
"It's now or never, Big Show!" Ariel hollered.
"Happy New Year—!" And Big Show swung his axe down savagely.
CHTIIIIINK! The stalk snapped in an instant from the slicing blow. Almost immediately, a hot curtain of crimson juices splattered across Ariel's, Kepler's, and Rainbow Dash's gasping faces.
Flynn and Wildcard grimaced.
"Hey!" Logan lifted his visor up, revealing a smirk. "It even bleeds! Cool!"
Rainbow and her two fellow Heraldites stood awkwardly in place, thoroughly strained. Before them, the severed stalk flipped and flopped around before finally curling up into a hardening coil of dead organic matter.
"Okay... on second thought..." Ariel whimpered. "Go ahead and feed me to the forest. I just lost my appetite. Forever."
"A most educating experrience," Kepler remarked, beginning to wipe the blood from his glasses.
"Well..." Rainbow Dash shuddered, observing her soaked armor. "...at least we know we can kill 'em. Logan? Proceed with Operation Weed Whacker." A few seconds later, Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. She looked towards the space at her right. "No, Fluttershy, I don't actually believe that the 'poor thing' felt that. An if it did... then jee-jee... cuz I don't want to live in a universe where something like THAT has feelings..."
Intensely Reaping Malevolent Arborea
Author's Notes:
THWACK!
At the end of his latest axe-swing, Logan leaned back and shouted through his helmet. "Timberrr!"
"Stand back, everypony!" Flynn exclaimed, situated in the center of the glass plate as he gathered his enchanted materials.
In the meantime, no less than four cleaved stalks fell over—thrashing wildly the entire way. They landed in a wet splash, further staining the glass plane where the Herald were assembled.
"Eughhh—huu—huu—huu!" Rarity shivered all over. The hairs on the back of her ghostly neck raised noticeably as she huddled behind Applejack's figure. "Must this sort of an exercise be so... grotesquely moist?"
"It's the only way they can clear enough room to plant them magic rocks, Rarity," Applejack said. "If you dun like it so much, you can just look away—y'know."
"It's so difficult not to watch." Rarity swallowed her nonexistent lunch down. "It is like a carriage crash in slow motion! With a putrid abundance of tomato sauce!"
"Come to think of it..." Pinkie Pie drooled slightly as she watched the tendrils thrashing about after being lopped clean. "...it is starting to resemble a large glass plate of spaghetti."
"Pinkie Pie!" Rarity rolled her eyes. "Honestly!"
"Would itttttttt..." Pinkie squinted. "...would it count as meat-eating just to have a tiny little bite?"
"Reckon t'ain't our problem to worry about," Applejack said. She fidgeted slightly, then looked over at their anchor. "Well... almost."
"Some plants in Equestria are known to metabolize on living insects," Twilight Sparkle said. "Eating them still wouldn't count as being carniverous... even if they are carnivores."
"You hearing all of this, Dashie?" Pinkie Pie looked over, smiling. "Maybe it's a possible way to put din-din on the table!"
Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "Say..." She spoke without taking her eyes off the stalks wriggling in their own juices. "...Keps."
Kepler was busy fumbling with a satchel of chemical compounds.
Rainbow's eyes darted his way. "Yoohoo. Dark Side to Kepler."
"Hmmmm?" He looked up swiftly—having to straighten his rattled glasses. "Yes, Rrainbow One?"
"These thingies..." Rainbow pointed. "...you suppose they're edible?"
"Y'know, she makes a fine point," Logan said, wiping his axe clean and preparing for the next swing at the waving forest. "Seems like an awful waste, otherwise. Plus—who knows how many more of these damned things we're going to run into."
"Well, I am cerrtainly not against the idea of taking samples!" Kepler said enthusiastically. "Although—until I perrforrm a close examination—the jurry's still out on whetherr orr not we can considerr these things plants orr animals."
"So what?" Flynn shrugged, sorting through his ingredients. "If we can digest them—we can digest them."
"A prractical attitude, no doubt, brrotherr... but it is not you whom I am chiefly concerrned forr."
Rainbow Dash sighed. "I don't want to put us through any more stress as it is..."
"Nonsense!" Kepler smiled through his tusks. "It would be my pleasure to study these crreaturres up close! Cerrtainly—if nothing else—it shall give me something to do durring the long rride in Flynn's Hoverrplank! Ha-hah!"
"That's Hover Plank Five Thousand," Flynn grumbled.
"Whatever, baldy." Logan looked across the glass plane. "How's it lookin', girl?"
Ariel pointed. "The things stopped wriggling!"
"What's the time?"
"I counted two minutes. Round about." Ariel nodded. "Seems to be the average time it takes."
"Good." Logan turned around and approached the line of living stalks with his axe. "Let's settle on 'two minutes' and get a system started. Clear the area!"
At his prompt, Ariel and Wildcard flew over to the dormant, severed vines. They bundled them together, grabbed opposite ends, and flapped their wings harder as they carried the organic detritus towards a slowly growing pile at the base of the mountain overlooking the living forest.
Rainbow Dash muttered under her breath. "I should be lending them a hoof..."
"Naaaaaah..." Pinkie Pie waved a hoof. "Take five for once, Dashie!"
"Yes! I agree with Pinkie Pie!" Rarity floated closer. "Besides... you've stained your hoof on your fair share of gruesome things. It's more than fitting that you take a vacation, as t'were."
"I'd rather we just get it all over with," Rainbow said. She glanced at Logan as he readied his axe. "The longer we stay here, the more Fluttershy has to suffer."
"Oh, but I'm not suffering, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said.
Rainbow gave her a double-take.
"You're not?" Twilight Sparkle remarked.
"Mmm-mmm." Fluttershy shook her head. "In fact, I'm more than fine."
"But..." Applejack squinted, pointing at the organic fluids drying along the translucent plane's glossy surface. "...them livin' snake-plant-thingies are bein' executed left and right."
"Don't tell us that's not sending your flutter soul into flutter turmoil!" Pinkie Pie stammered.
"It's not," Fluttershy said. She then gulped. "And... that worries me."
"Why's that?" Rainbow Dash asked, staring directly at her.
"Well..." Fluttershy bit her lip. "Ever since Red Barge, I've been able to sense when animals and ponies and griffons pass away. But here? It's... it's not happening. Not with these..." She gestured at the waving forest wall. "...things."
"Don't you feel bad for them, at least?" Pinkie asked.
"Pinkie, don't push it," Rarity said.
"No, it's okay," Fluttershy said gently. "I... can't explain it. But I feel a numbness about us..."
"A 'numbness?'" Twilight Sparkle repeated.
Fluttershy nodded. "Almost like we're being... suffocated by something. Submerged, even. It's... it's making it next to impossible to sense these creatures... or plants... or whatever they would be classified as."
"Do you still sense the Herald and Seraphimus up on the mountain?" Twilight asked.
"Oh! Definitely!" Fluttershy nodded again. "Clear as day!"
"Just not these weird varmints," Applejack droned.
"I'm afraid not. No."
"Come to think of it..." Pinkie Pie rubbed her chin in thought. "...that red floaty farty light isn't coming out of them."
"Huh?"
"Y'know..." Pinkie Pie blinked widedly at the others. "...the lights we saw coming out of Axan and the changeling down in Darkreach? None of that is being released by the demon death weed here. Soooooooooo... how come?"
Rainbow Dash's brow furrowed upon contemplating that. She took a deep breath. "Fluttershy, do me a favor and... I dunno... meditate on all this. Tell me the first moment you actually sense something."
"Absolutely, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said. "You can count on me."
THWACK!
"Timberrrr!"
"Dammit, Big Show." Flynn looked up with a frown. "Do you have to shout that every time you—?!"
Spluttt! The dead cluster of vines landed very close to the stallion, bathing half his face in red juices. His mechanical lens rotated in and out as he sat wet and deadpan.
"Ahem..." Logan leaned on his axe and waited for the latest batch of vines to stop squirming. He smirked at Flynn. "You were saying...?"
Oh Boy Let's Go!
"Okay..." Flynn took a deep breath. He stood on the freshly-cleared swath of land between the edge of the glass plane and the new line of the living vine-forest. "Okay..." He squatted up and down, flexing his legs. "...let's do this."
"You don't need to do calisthenics for a friggin' telekinetic feat, Baldy," Logan groaned, standing next to him with a pile of enchanted rocks balanced across his flank.
"Says you!" Flynn frowned, his lensed eye rotating in and out. "I'm not exactly flipping pancakes here." He pointed at the immense glass plate with his hoof. "Have you any idea... any idea how much this friggin' thing weighs?"
"If it's too much for you, Flynn," Rainbow Dash spoke, standing beside Logan and Ariel with a batch of stones of her own. "I'm certain we can find another way to turn this friggin' thing into a ramp."
"No. I've got this." Flynn took another deep breath. "Could just use less fat-ass antagonizing."
"Meh," Logan meh'd.
"We whole hearrtedly believe in your, brrother," Kepler said with a smile. "You saved Logan and Wildcarrd back at the Gondola—against all odds."
Wildcard nodded vehemently.
"Always appreciated, Keps," Flynn said. He squatted low and narrowed his good eye on the edge of the glass plate. "But sometime's the task is tougher when you know it's lying ahead of you." He inhaled and exhaled, heavily. "Just... be the glass." His horn started glowing. "Don't think about its alien make-up or inexplicable existence here... just be it."
"In other words, less thinking and more lifting." Logan snorted. "We ain't got all day, buddy."
"Take your time, Flynn," Rainbow said, her voice growling a bit so that Logan could hear it.
"Everypony know their places?" Ariel asked.
"Yeah," Logan exhaled.
Wildcard gave a metal thumb's up.
"Okay..." Flynn exercised his lungs yet again. "Here goes." His horn glowed brighter and brighter.
Twilight hovered beside Rainbow Dash. "What the poor fellow needs is some sort of mantra."
Rarity looked over. "To concentrate better?"
Twilight nodded. "I know it sound silly, but doing that used to help me when I was just starting at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns."
"'Azure Metrosexual Synthetic Oats!'" Pinkie Pie chanted.
Fluttershy giggled.
"Mrngggggggggrh—!" Flynn clenched his teeth and—
Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
Bright blue light emanated outward in every direction. After a blinding strobe, Rainbow and the rest saw the Curveside end of the glass plate lifting dramatically.
"Whoah nelly!" Applejack visibly flinched in mid-hover. "That's a heck of a lot faster than I expected!"
"Impressive!" Twilight Sparkle grinned wide.
"Scary!" Fluttershy grimaced. "His poor head!"
"Let's not put it to waste!" Rainbow Dash gestured to Ariel and Wildcard. "Okay—move it, ponies!"
Sw-Sw-Swoosh! Three bodies swiftly flew in, hovering beside Flynn. They watched as the glass plane tilted higher and higher. Flecks of dirt and stone pebbles rattled in a dusty cascade all across the belly of the raised object. An arid earth that hadn't been exposed for years suddenly presented itself—unhindered—along the fringes of a forest of waving stalks. Rainbow half-expected a colony of spiders, pill bugs, and worms to go scrawling in every direction. Inevitably, the landscape of the Dark Side was just as dead beneath the plate of glass as it was above.
"Okay..." Flynn gnashed his teeth as sparks flew from his horn. "There... there!" His knees locked in place. At that very same moment, the plate stopped lifting up. The glass structure stood in place at a forty-five degree angle. The strain of the effort was visible on the stallion's sweating features. "Better hurry..."
"Don't need to tell us twice!" Ariel exclaimed, already slapping the stones against the underside of the lifted plate. A carefully administered adhesive worked to keep them locked in place. "We got your back, Flynn! This won't take long!"
"Careful!" Rainbow hissed, glancing aside at Ariel and Wildcard as she placed her own rocks along the underside. "Place them equally apart! Along the lip! Along the lip!"
Wildcard nodded, continuing to place his own allotment of glowing stones across the glossy surface.
"Whew..." Flynn grunted out the sides of his muzzle. Little by little, his limbs began to wobble. "...whewwwwww boy... gonna be feeling this up and down my spine for days."
"Just hold it in like a stallion, Baldy," Logan belched. "You've got this."
"You know..." Kepler shuffled to a stop beside the large stallion and peered at the work being done. He rubbed his hairy chin. "...I still have my alchemic materrials. If need be, I could still utilize a jarr of fierry concoction to clearr the edges of this most alien forrest."
"We've cleared enough, Keps, thank you."
"It's only that the stalks appearr awfully close to the edges of the would-be rramp, and should the situation unfold undesirrably—"
"Could you save it for a time when our only magic macguffin with legs isn't about to suffer a brain hernia?"
"Ahem." With a nervous smile, Kepler backed up. "Duly noted, brrotherr!"
"Hey...!" Logan spoke loudly. "Could you three buttholes hurry it up?! Kepler's having to fill for time!"
"First batch applied!" Ariel shouted.
"Good!" Rainbow placed the last of her rocks and threw a glance at Wildcard. "Second batch!"
With a joined breath, all three skirted out from underneath the lifted plate and over to Logan. They grabbed equal shares of the rocks balanced on the large earth pony's flank, then zipped back to the plate's underside to finish the application.
"Rrrrrrrrgh..." Flynn was sweating profusely at this point. Every joint in his body quivered as more and more sparks flew from his horn. "...st-starting to see st-stars here!"
"He's gonna poppppppp!" Pinkie squeaked.
"Oh goodness—!" Fluttershy covered her ghostly eyes.
"Get 'er done, Rainbow!" Applejack barked.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaand..." Rainbow slapped in the last of the faintly-glowing rocks. "There!"
"Me too!" Ariel wheezed.
Wildcard scurried to place two more stones in place. He flew backwards from the plate, exhaling.
"We're good, Flynn!" Rainbow shouted as the three hovered above him. "Let 'er go!"
"But are you sure that—?!" Flynn began to whimper.
"The rocks are in place! We're all clear! Drop it!"
"Here goes!" Flynn spat as he released everything.
The entire Herald winced, expecting a thunderous clap or something. They were rewarded with glorious silence, followed by a low-pitched hum. All eyes locked on the plate—which loomed above them, pointing gloriously towards the heavens at a forty-five degree angle.
It remained in place.
"Woohooo!" Pinkie Pie cheered.
"It worked!" Twilight Sparkle hopped multiple times in place. "It worked it worked it worked!"
"Did..." Flynn slumped down on his belly. "...did it work?"
"Relax your tits, dude." Logan marched over with a lazy smirk. "It worked."
Flynn squinted his one good eye open. Upon seeing the magical accomplishment, he slumped back onto his chin. "Praise the succulent science goddesses..."
"Yeah yeah..." Logan heaved the unicorn's limp body over his flank and steadied him in place. "At least you're not a hairy puddle." He turned to look at the others. "Well...?"
Wildcard hand-signed.
"I'm afrraid we haven't verry long, now," Kepler said. "As Flynn explained it to me, therre's prrecious little time until the enchantment in the rrocks fades completely."
"In other words, we gotta use the ramp now while we can," Rainbow said.
"Then what are we waiting for?!" Ariel flew up the mountain from which they came in a gray blur.
"Get me back to the Hover Plank Five Thousand..." Flynn gulped. "...I gotta pilot the thing before I pass out."
"Don't be such a panty-waist," Logan grumbled, marching up the rocks. "Think of this day as something you can boast proudly about to your kids."
"You... actually think... I'm capable... of offspring..." Flynn sweated and panted as he lay across Logan's back. A weak smile graced his muzzle. "...ya sentimental bastard..."
"I didn't say they'd be mine." Logan sighed long and hard. "You compliment a nerd once and the next thing you know you're buying curtains..."
Seraphimus sat quietly in the back of the wagon. Dispassionately, she eyed a bundle of deceased stalks that had been roped together—salvaged from the last few hours of the Herald's "deforestation" of the alien landscape below. As she heard wingflaps and hoofsteps, she glanced up.
Ariel reached the wagon first, followed soon after by Rainbow Dash.
"Alright! I've got starboard side!"
"Good girl." Rainbow squatted on the left edge of the wagon overlooking the mountain slope and glass plate below. "Port side for me." Rainbow hollered into the air. "Wildcard?! You good with the stern once again?!"
Swooooosh! Wildcard landed next to Seraphimus. The Desperado gave Rainbow his trademark thumb's up.
"You know, you're a lot easier to understand when you've got two arms," Rainbow said with a smirk.
Wildcard smiled back and then settled into place.
Seraphimus—in the meantime—looked lethargically from the slope back to Rainbow. "I see that you got your illustrious 'ramp' lifted."
"Eeyup." Rainbow nodded. "No thanks to you."
"... ... ...how could I have helped? I've been sitting up here on this Goddess-forsaken carriage, limbs bound like they have been for the past untold weeks."
"Hah!" Ariel scoffed. "Like you actually would have helped us if we removed those shackles!"
Seraphimus exhaled. "I would not have been opposed to assisting in this latest endeavor."
Twilight Sparkle and Rarity exchanged glances.
Rainbow glanced at Ariel, then squinted over at Seraphimus. "What are you trying to say...?"
"Wait for it..." Applejack droned.
Seraphimus calmly spoke: "It is abundantly clear that this will only lead to everypony's swift and catastrophic demise. If I could actually lend a talon... then it would make this interminable existence cease all the more swiftly."
Applejack smiled bittery. "And there ya have it."
Rainbow sighed heavily. "Was there ever a day when you weren't a emo death penguin with broken knees?"
"Your hyperbole eludes me."
"Everything eludes you!" Rainbow Dash spat. "Hope! Courage! Sincerity! Joy! The simple instinct to survive!" She gnashed her teeth. "Heck, I bet back in Rohbredden the friggin' sunlight did backflips to avoid touching your glacially unfeeling neckfeathers!"
"Any hope for grasping the light of righteous existence faded long before we entered this dreaded domain," Seraphimus grumbled. "The least you can do is admit it—for yourself and for your companions."
"Whew, boy!" Rainbow shook her head with a limp smile. "Y'know, Sera, sometimes I wish you were around back when I was with the Jury. Your attitude would have made those cold, dreary days following Lerris rosy and sparkling by comparison!"
"I... have no idea what any of that means!" Ariel said, nevertheless frowning. "But Rainbow's totally right!"
Seraphimus was too busy frowning in a sea of rising crestfeathers. "Do not call me 'Sera.'"
"What's this?" Logan marched up to the wagon with a smirk. "Did Rainbow finally find a Right Button of Verlaxion to push?" A dull chuckle. "And after all the work I did to find out on my own."
"Ignore her, Big Show," Rainbow muttered. "She's being the usual stick in the mud."
"Morre akin to a cedarr trrunk if you ask me!" Kepler smiled as he mounted the carriage. "Ha-hah!"
Wildcard sighed and gestured.
"Yeah yeah... we're ready to go," Logan said. "Just need the ignition key." That said, he unceremoniously threw Flynn onto the wagon.
Whump!
"Ooof!" Flynn winced all over, rubbing his sparkling horn. "Dammit... B-Big Show..."
"Strap in, Baldy." Logan hopped into the middle of the vehicle, making the whole plank sag on its levitation field. "Time for the World's Craziest Downhill Derby."
"Left my friggin' soap box at home..." Flynn sat in place, took a deep breath, then spoke over his shoulder. "All good to go, Rainbow Dash. The ramp's only going to last for a few more minutes. Waiting on your signal."
"It's now or never, Rainbow," Twilight said.
"Twi... please..." Rainbow took up her position yet again on the left side of the wagon, parallel to Ariel. "It's times like these when we take a moment to soak up the awesomeness of the heroics to come."
"You are going to fail epically and it will cost the lives of everypony you care about," Seraphimus droned.
"Oh boy!" Rainbow smiled crookedly, throwing her hoof forward. "Let's go!"
Flight of the Plank
"Have we all learned from last time?" Logan droned.
"Right." Flynn rubbed his skull, preparing for the extra strain ahead. The stallion's mechanical eye rotated in and out as he focused on the looming drop ahead... and the partially lifted "ramp" of glass below. "Channel 'forward' with the lunar command. Descend. Hit the ramp. Gain air. Then shout it back into 'neutral' once we're airborne."
"And rride it out!" Kepler interjected.
"Precisely."
Twilight Sparkle nodded, looking at her anchor. "Sounds about right."
"Good on us for having a plan." Rainbow Dash looked towards the rear of the cart. "Wildcard? You ready, buddy?"
The Desperado nodded.
"Just shout the side and we'll flap our wings accordingly!" Ariel said.
"Hopefully we won't have to do too much of that," Rainbow said. "This is going to be—like—ten times the momentum of our trip off Darkreach's mesa."
"In theorry..." Kepler said.
Rainbow exhaled slowly. "Uh huh..."
"Wow..." Fluttershy blinked. "When Kepler sounds pessimistic, maybe we should be worried."
"Nawww..." Applejack shook her head. "The wyvern's just bein' careful."
"But he is scared?"
"I didn't say he was scared," Applejack said.
Fluttershy gulped. "Am I scared?"
Applejack blinked. "... ... ...I didn't say you were scared."
"Shut send it already!" Pinkie Pie squawked.
Rainbow threw her hoof forward. "Let 'er rip, Flynn!"
The balding unicorn took a deep breath. "This one's called the juicy-lucy." With that stated, he tightened his limbs, aimed his horn downhill, and shouted: "M'shrynmh L'fynym!"
Vrmmmmmmm...
The Hover Plank drifted forward. The mountain's edge had a slight cleft to it, meaning the vehicle had to clear a tiny ridge before the ultimate plunge.
"Woohoooo!" Pinkie Pie flailed her forelimbs. "Here we goooo!"
"Ohhhhhh...!" Rarity flew sideways until she was snuggly her grimacing expression deep into Fluffershy's chest. "Oh how I do hate roller coasters!"
"It'll be over before you know it!" Rainbow said.
"I'm not scared!" Ariel bounced back.
"Talking to my friends!"
"They're ghosts!" Ariel's voice cracked. "What do they have to be freaked out about?"
"I thought you weren't freaked out!"
"I'm not!"
"Shhhhhh!" Logan hissed, eyes locked on the drop ahead. "Will ya save your rowdy make-out session for later, girls?! We've got some crazy business to attend to here!"
Just as he said this, the hovercraft hit the final crest of the cliffside. Dirt and dust flew under the hum of burning leylines.
"Descending—!" Flynn shouted.
The drop was far more savage than even Rainbow Dash had expected. As soon as the vehicle rounded the crest, it sped up by a factor of ten. The steep slope combined with the forward acceleration of the enchanted lunar stones made for a positively exhilirating plummet. If it weren't for the weight distribution and the counterbalancing stones that Flynn had installed in all the right places, Rainbow was certain the entire wagon would have flipped over.
"Are we sliding or falling?!?" Ariel could be heard yelping.
"It rremains to be deterrmined!" Kepler barked to the whipping winds. "In eitherr case, we arre achieving positive momentum!"
"Flynn!" Rainbow leaned forward against the painful breeze. "Do you see the ramp?!"
"We're headed straight for it!" the pony at the head of the wagon shouted.
"Are we even or do we have to compensate—?!"
"We're good!" Flynn shouted. "We're good we're good we're—"
Logan's dark brown eyes reflected the starlight glinting off the raised plate. As they rushed straight for the ramp, his ears drooped noticeably. "Awwwwwwwwww shit—"
Wildcard whistled shrilly.
"Lean back!" Kepler hollered, doing just that in the process. "This shall be most intense!"
"Here it comes!" Twilight shouted—for the sake of shouting.
Rocks and pebbles flew into the air in mirroring waves on either side of the wagon as it cleared the last length of the slope. At long last, the vehicle hit ground level. A heartbeat later, it struck the glass ramp. The moment was startling—a violent jerk for the ages. The only thing more frightening than the sheer force of impact was the absolute lack of sound as the enchanted stones along the bottom of the craft stopped spraying debris everywhere. For half-a-blink, there was nothing but mana and glass. Then—everything was air. Followed by starlight.
FWOOOOOOOSH!
The blood returned back to Rainbow's ears. She squinted, eyes tearing from the sheer force of their ascent. The launch was hauntingly efficient, so that she felt that herself and the entire Herald had been reduced to a single, weightless cannonball.
The reality—of course—was far more harrowing. Rainbow needed a few breaths to regain her wits. By the time she saw the sloping horizon disappearing beyond the edges of the wagon, her ears filled with the shrieks of Fluttershy and Rarity.
"Dang it!" Rainbow spat. "AJ! Calm 'em down!"
"Shhhh!" Applejack wrapped her forelimbs around the other two ghostly mares. "Simmer down, y'all! Rainbow needs to concentrate—" She winced as a burning friction emanated from below the wagon. "Whoah nelly!"
"Rainbow!" Twilight Sparkle shouted. "The lunar rocks!"
Rainbow threw her voice to the front of the wagon. "Flynn—!"
But the unicorn was already shouting to the glowing materials below them. "M'shrynmh Thymmk!"
The rising heat swiftly cooled off. Already, the wagon jerked with violent turbulence, threatening to stall.
"We need to maintain momentum!" Logan shouted.
"Wildcard!" Rainbow hollered over her shoulder.
The Desperado took a deep breath. Gripping the back of the wagon, he extended both wings and began flapping violently.
"Ariel!" Rainbow stretched her left wing out. "Right and left sides! Glide!"
"Got it!" Ariel extended her right wing feathers.
The vehicle was saved from a full-on stall. The turbulence dwindled, and suddenly it felt like they were neither falling or flying. For a brief moment, everything but Curveside was full of stars. Rainbow knew that the wagon was sailing somewhere, but she could no longer account for a horizon to properly judge.
"Verlaxion's sleet..." A certain griffin stammered from the back.
"Ha-hah!" Kepler smiled through his tusks. "Quite imprroperr to use herr name in vain, yes?"
"We are going to perish," Seraphimus wheezed.
"Oh get off your butt spurs," Logan grunted. "We are not going to die." The large stallion took one pale look over the side of the wagon. "... ... ...holy shit, she's right."
"Sit in the center!" Flynn growled over his shoulder.
"Baldy! Look! We're sailing straight for the ground—"
"Sit your fat ass in the center!" Flynn bellowed louder. After Logan actually acquiesced, the unicorn calmly spoke: "What you think is the ground is actually Curveside. We're sailing out over the ground just as Rainbow and I predicted."
"You mean..." Seraphimus squinted. "...this chaotic plan actually worked?"
"That's right." Flynn huffed. "So stuff that in your beak and huff it."
"Woohoo!" Pinkie Pie spun ghostly circles in the air. "A chaotic plan for a chaotic plane!"
"We..." Fluttershy and Rarity peaked up from beneath Applejack's forelimbs. "We did it?"
"See?" Applejack smiled. "Now why do y'all have to go and doubt Rainbow like that?"
"I'll be damned," Logan said with a grizzled smirk. "It's like flying a fart into the heavens."
Rainbow nodded. "Couldn't put it more poetically myself." She took the time to look over the port side of the wagon. The forest of living stalks resembled seaweed beneath deep bay water. "Luna Poop... will you look at that...?" She looked behind her shoulder and past Wildcard. The mountain they had used to slide down was growing into a dark silhouette. "Ha! Will you look at that?! Hah hah hah!"
"Excelsiorr!" Kepler cheered.
"Heeeeeeeeeey..." Ariel grinned wide. "You gotta love it when everything works out perfectly for once!" Just as she said this, a swift and sharp object flew wildly past her head, scarcely piercing the winds. The pegasus wouldn't have noticed—had it not been for the billowing of her mane and wingfeathers. She blinked. Hard.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Twilight Sparkle peered.
"What was that?" Logan exhaled.
Ariel looked wildly into the heavens. Sure enough, something was blotting out a patch of starlight. Seconds later, it was falling just as swiftly as it had flown skyward.
"Is... is something out here trying to intercept us?" Rainbow Dash remarked. She looked at Fluttershy. "Some sort of flying creature? A chaotic bird of prey?"
Fluttershy shook her head. "No, Rainbow! All I'm sensing out here is the stalks beneath us!"
Just as she said this, another object flew up—far closer this time.
FWOOOOOOOSH!
"Guh!" Flynn stammered as the entire vehicle wobbled in mid-glide from the disrupted air.
Wildcard winced, struggling to maintain momentum at the rear.
"Counterbalance!" Ariel shrieked.
"You're good! You're good!" Rainbow's voice cracked, flapping her wing. "It's my side!"
"Okay!"
Within seconds, the two pegasi had compensated for the turbulence, easing Wildcard's task.
"The Hell is going on?!" Logan exclaimed.
"Something is being launched towards us," Seraphimus droned. "From below."
"No... no..." Rainbow Dash shook her head. "It's gotta be some freaky monster crap."
"I'm telling you, Rainbow!" Fluttershy squeaked. "Whatever it is—it's not alive!"
"They're rocks, darling," Rarity said.
Applejack and Twilight gave her a double-take.
"Rocks?!?" Applejack burped.
"Mmmm..." Rarity hugged Fluttershy close, trembling. "...mmm-hmmm."
"But... but how...?" Twilight gazed straight down. Her pupils instantly shrank.
Rainbow looked too... and that was when she spotted three dozen stalks twirling around to become one tentacle. With otherworldly coordination, the tendrils grasped a random boulder lying in the valley far below, coiled up, and whipped skyward, unfurling—
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Pinkie cooed, casually gazing upside down from where she hovered above Rainbow. "So that explains the flutter in my pancreas!" She cupped her muzzle and shouted. "IT'S A LONG DRIVE TO CENTER FIELD!"
Seraphimus squinted coldly across the wagon. "...you were saying about your 'plan?'"
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
"Right side!" Rainbow hollered, leaning into Logan and Kepler. "Right side!!!"
"Gaaaaaaaah!" Ariel yelped as she flapped her wings.
The wagon tilted sharply in a desperate attempt to dodge the incoming boulder...
Goddess Damn It, Girl...
Literal thunder rocked the air as the speed of the boulder threw the wagon off-course.
Flynn hissed into the effort he took to steady the veering craft. Inevitably—from Rainbow's and Ariel's evasive wing-flapping—the entire wagon took a sharp turn, sailing violently towards Alpha.
"Steady it!" Logan shouted. "Steady it towards Curveside, dammit!"
"We're... tr-trying...!" Ariel squeaked.
"Deep brreaths!" Kepler shouted, flexing his wings to help evenly distribute his own weight atop the rocking craft. The hair blew at his shaggy neck hairs. "Deep brreaths and concentrrate, frriends!"
"Easy... easy!" Rainbow Dash snarled, flapping her left feathers hard. After much effort, she and Ariel were finally able to angle the wagon evenly towards the bent horizon. "Level it out! Wildcard?!?"
The Desperado in the back exhaled heavily, then gave a metal thumb's up as he regained forward thrust with his wings.
"But now we're aimed towards Alpha!" Ariel exclaimed.
"It's okay!" Rainbow panted, eyes darting about as she surveyed the increasingly chaotic situation. "We can pivot it! Just... just... g-give me a second to think—!"
FWOOOOOOOOOOSH! Another boulder flew violently close.
"That one nearly hit us!" Rarity yelped.
"Cheese and crackers!" Flynn wheezed. "Are they getting closer?!"
"The vines are compensating," Seraphimus droned. Her manacles rattled as she calmly eyed the waving forest beneath the rapidly gliding carriage. "They're using more and more stalks to get better shots at the craft."
"But friggin' how?!?" Rainbow Dash barked. "Since when could these stupid things pull a collaborative chess game on our flanks?!"
"It doesn't matter." Seraphimus' eyes narrowed. "Fact is—the rocks are sailing closer. In a matter of time, we'll be struck. The wagon will be dashed to pieces and half of us will fall to a gory death."
"I'm not on board the whole 'falling-to-a-gory-death' part!" Ariel exclaimed.
"Girl, you've got wings," Logan grunted.
"At this rate I'll have half of one!" Ariel shrieked, struggling to keep the vessel gliding forward with her feathers stretched out. "Rrrrrrrrngh!"
"Okay... okay!" Rainbow Dash wheezed. "Everypony calm down!" She looked towards the front of the vessel, squinting into the whipping winds. "Do you see the edge of the forest?!?"
Flynn's mechanical eye whirred in place. "I believe so...!"
"How long until we've passed over it?"
"It'd be a lot better if we were still facing Curveside!" Flynn shouted. "There's less of it than there is towards Alpha!"
"Then we gotta swing this dayum thing back towards the right!" Logan hollered. "P.D.Q! Pussies Don't Quit!"
"Negative," Seraphimus grunted, struggling to stay upright across the rattling wagon. "Altering our trajectory will only slow the wagon's descent even further. We'll never make it to the forest's edge."
"Oh horse hockey!" Rainbow spat. "You're just trying to put a damper in this like always—"
"She's not wrong, Rainbow!" Flynn's voice cracked.
"Buh?"
"We lost a lot of air with those last few dodges!" Flynn exclaimed. "I'm afraid the murder chicken's right! If we mess with the current trajectory too much—"
"Well we can't just give in to the plunge!" Logan snarled. "Not after all we've been through!"
"Actually, you can and you should," Seraphimus said.
"Huh?!"
Her charcoal eyes focused on the next boulder being prepped below. "If we struggle to re-orient the craft, we'll only be smashed to bits by the projectiles and lose all on board. However... if we accept the situation and allow the vessel to descend into the stalks—the wagon will be consumed while those of us with wings can still make a flying leap for the outer edge of the forest."
"Yeah?!" Logan frowned. "And what about those of us who can't fly?!"
Seraphimus merely shrugged. "May Verlaxion have mercy on your blighted souls."
"I don't like the sound of that," Pinkie mewled. "And not just because it's unsexy!"
"Sera..." Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "If for one second you think I'm gonna sacrifice the lives of my friends just so a few of us can make it free—"
"I do not see how you have a choice," Seraphimus said.
"Sugarcube!" Applejack's voice warbled through the turbulent air. "You'd better pay attention to—"
Wildcard whistled shrilly.
"Incoming!" Rarity shrieked.
Rainbow's ears already whistled with the next incoming projectile.
"Quick! Quick!" Rainbow flapped her left wing in desperation. "We gotta dodge!"
"Dodge where?!" Ariel's voice cracked.
"Starrboarrd side!" Kepler hollered. "It's flying towarrds ourr rright side—!"
No sooner could the Wyvern finish when—
CLANK!
The next tossed boulder clipped the right side of the craft. Miraculously, the wagon remained in one piece. Not so miraculously, however—
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaauughhh!" Ariel was jolted savagely. With a burst of air, the pegasus was knocked cleanly off the craft. She could be seen plunging like a gray brick towards the ravenous stalks below.
"Oh no!" Fluttershy shrieked.
"Ariel!" Flynn hollered, horn strobing. "Ariel's in danger!"
Logan spat: "What, again?!?"
Whip It Real Good
"Blast!" Kepler hissed through his tusks. The wyvern had to grip a strapped crate in the middle of the wagon to keep from being flung violently off the careening hovercraft. "Arriel!" He threw a worried look over his shoulder. "Wherre in heaven's name did she get thrrown to?!"
"I-I can't see!" Flynn stammered, struggling to reorient the craft. The thrown boulder fell back down from its arch, landing in a thunderous slam against a random rock formation below. Channeling magic, the unicorn stallion struggled to maintain forward momentum. "She was spinning like crazy, though! I dunno if she can catch air in time to avoid the stalks below!"
"Now Rainbow..." Logan grunted, being thrown left and right. "I know you care for every member of the Herald, but stay level-headed! Whatever you do, don't go flying blindly off in some ill-farted attempt to save—"
"Hold on, Ariel!" Rainbow Dash dove clear off the starboard side, wings spread. "I'm coming!" Fwoooooooooosh! She glided into the twirling madness below.
"Oh goddess damn it!" Logan hollered as the vessels pun even more crazily. "Rrrrnngh—Wildcard?!?"
Naturally, the Desperado didn't respond. He struggled to balance the craft, throwing both wings into the act. The strain was evident on his feathered face, and bulbs of sweat ran wildly past the straps of his dark goggles. He flexed both wings from the back of the wagon as the craft spun and spun and spun and—
Swoooooooooooooooosh! Rainbow Dash plunged into the great dark. As her eyes twitched to make sense of the vomitous dive, a sea of deathly waving stalks came into focus directly below. They grew closer with alarming speed.
"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight Sparkle's voice cracked as she and her fellow friends barreled after their anchor. "Don't you ever listen?!"
"Just drop it, Twilight!" Rarity's voice cracked. "We have a pegasus to rescue!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhh boyoooooooooooooo!" Pinkie's voice warbled as her entire body vibrated.
"The stalks!" Twilight flashed Pinkie a look. "They're attacking, aren't they?! From what angle?"
Pinkie pointed... with all four limbs... in every direction.
Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-Thwpppppp! An explosive briar patch of red tendrils flew hungrily straight for Rainbow's plunging body.
"Look out!" Rarity shouted—
"Htttt—!" Rainbow Dash was already pulling up. She twirled upside down and re-angled her wings for good measure. She ascended just inches above the lashing plant tongues.
Th-th-th-th-th-thapppp! The living whips struck nothing but air. A few of Rainbow's tail hairs sacrificed themselves to the claps of thunder, and soon she was ascending again, outflying the collective aim of the hive-minded probisci.
The omega horizon straightened out—as curved as it was—and Rainbow found a diarrheic assortment of limestone rocks winding and curving above the living forest ahead of her. Several chunks of the porous formations had been ripped clean, bouncing and flouncing in the grip of the forest's summit.
"Well..." Twilight Sparkle wheezed. "...now we know where they got the boulders from!"
"Who cares?!" Applejack looked all around. "Where in the hay is Ariel?!"
"Fluttershy—?" Rarity looked over.
"Shhhhhh..." Fluttershy's eyes were clenched shut. "I'm searching..."
Ahead of Rainbow's flight, a veritable river of tentacles converged on a large boulder, ripped it to a dozen pieces, and armed themselves with an artillery line of skull-crushing stones.
"Coulllllllld you search faster, darling?" Rarity purred intensely.
Almost immediately, Fluttershy's turquoise eyes flew open. She pointed a yellow hoof upwards. "There!"
"... ... ...!" Rainbow tilted her gaze up.
A dizzy pegasus with a tell-tale gray coat sat—perched limply—atop a distant cleft of limestone overlooking the waving forest. Her eyes rocked from obvious disorientation, and her wings hung limply at her sides.
"Flighty femme at nine o'clock!" Pinkie Pie squawked.
"I'm there," Rainbow grunted, and—THWOOOOOOOOOSH! She sailed thunderously forward, ascending towards the loop of limestone.
"Rainbow! Look out!" Twilight shrieked. "The boulders—"
"Incomin'!" Applejack shouted, for the vines were already tossing their murderous ammo.
Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-Thwooosh!
Fluttershy and Rarity shrieked.
Rainbow didn't. With a determined scowl, she weaved up and down, left and right, spiraling past air-burning arcs of stone and granite. One grazed her shoulder. She spun blurriedly from the impact—all of her friends gasping—but then she evened herself back out. With a massive flap of her wings, she roared ahead, outflying the next bevvy of rocks being thrown her way.
Swoooooooosh!
Ariel scarcely had a time to take one dizzied look from where she lay draped. Rainbow Dash was already upon her. Thwummmp! She scooped the mare up in both forelimbs and ascended rapidly. Milliseconds later—
SMASSSSSSH! No less than six clusters of tentacles slammed into the perch from opposite sides, rendering it to pebbles and dust beneath the two fleeing pegasi.
"Whoah nelly!" Applejack stammered.
"It... was a tr-trap!" Fluttershy yelped.
"It's like—somehow—they all knew Rainbow would be drawn in!" Applejack exclaimed. "They was waitin' for her! They didn't want only Ariel!"
The moment wasn't lost to the Heraldite in question. She took one squinting glance down and clung even tighter to Rainbow Dash. "Holy sh-shit!"
"Yeah." Rainbow nodded, wheezing in spite of her stern expression. The petite mare carried Ariel effortlessly skyward, into the starlight. "Doesn't get much holier."
"Oh jeez..." Ariel clenched her eyes shut and hissed through her teeth. "Dammit!"
"What?"
"I sw-swear..." The mare in Rainbow's arms pouted. "I'm not doing this on purpose! I'm not trying to be the damsel-in-distress all the time! It frickin' sucks!"
"Don't worry, girl." Rainbow managed a sweaty grin. "It's not your fault."
Ariel blinked at her. "Then whose is it?"
Rainbow stumbled for a reply.
Just then...
"Daa-aa-aashiiiie!" Pinkie Pie squealed.
"???" Rainbow Dash looked below her... and instantly regretted it.
A fine red mist juicily lit the air above the forest. At first, it was difficult to tell why... until Rainbow realized that several of the stalks were outright ripping their twitching siblings out from the roots. Working together, the stalks formed a solid chain of detached vines... and then flung them upwards like an elongated whip.
"Uhhhh..." Pinkie went stone-faced. "Move?!?!?"
"Rainbow—!" Ariel started to shriek.
"Fly!" Rainbow tossed the pegasus clear from her grip and flapped her wings, sailing backwards. "Split up before—!"
It was too late. The elongated coil of dead stalks ripped its way through the air between both mares...
...and wrapped around Rainbow's lower left leg.
"Guhhh!" Rainbow yelped as she was dragged back towards the hungry earth below.
Trust and Dash Distress
As Rainbow Dash's body plunged in the distance, roped by vines...
...Flynn was starting to hyperventilate from where he piloted the doomed wagon.
"I c-can't... c-can't keep her even!" The unicorn yelped, his mechanical eye whurring as he telekinetically fought with the aircraft.
"Dude, calm down!" Logan barked. "Are we falling?!"
"We haven't stopped falling, fatass!"
"Don't you yell at me!"
"We've got no god to yell at! So you'll have to do!" Flynn nervously glanced at the curved horizon bowing past his vision. The death stalks were coming so close that he could almost hear their chitinous orifices snapping. "Wildcard! For buck's sake! You gotta steady us!"
The Desperado in question was a sweating mess of molting feathers at this point.
"He's doing his best!" Kepler shouted. "Maybe if I lent a wing—?!"
"With those leathery scraps?!" Logan hissed, struggling to stay upright as the wagon spun and spun. "Sorry, bro, but you'd snap in half!"
"Then does anypony have a betterr plan?"
Seraphimus leaned forward, facing Logan. "Break my bindings!"
Logan blinked.
Flynn barked over his shoulder, "Are you friggin' crazy, lady?!"
Seraphimus huffed, frowning. "Just my wings! Never mind my talons!"
"Not on your life!" Flynn wheezed. "We'd be better off tossing you to the vines for distraction—"
"Baldy, shut up!" Logan squinted at Seraphimus. "Can you balance this bitch out?"
"Dude!" Flynn fussed and struggled with the craft, horn strobing. "You'd have to uncuff her from the craft too! Don't do it!"
Seraphimus snorted. "After all the absurd scrapes you fools have been through, do you really wish to perish from pride?"
Logan took a deep breath. He looked towards the back of the wagon. "Double-yoo?"
Wildcard looked back. Panting, the Desperado clenched his beak... ... ...and nodded.
"Big Show..." Flynn droned.
The large stallion in the center inhaled thoughtfully. Then—with a grip of his axe—
Cl-Clakkkk!
The manacles binding Seraphimus' wings flew into the spiraling air.
Clank!
Followed by the hoofcuffs anchoring her to the wagon.
"There—!" Logan shouted. "Now just—"
Seraphimus immediately took off, going airborne.
Logan's eyes twitched.
"Dammit to Hell—!" Flynn cursed.
Th-Thwppp! Seraphimus stretched her wings out, took a breath, and threw herself downward in a silver streak. Thwooooooosh! She made a perfect landing on the wagon's port side. Cl-Clankkk! Her bound claws stuck into the metal rim with an iron grip. Tail-lashing, she threw a look over her shoulder. "Jordan! Time is of the essence!"
Wildcard nodded. With much relief, he abandoned the rear of the craft and scurried up to starboard side.
Flynn shook. "This is the stupidest idea in the history of stupid ideas—"
"We have farr morre prressing concerrns at the moment, brrotherr!" Wyvern interjected. He looked at the two griffins. "Forr Goddess' sake, frriends, flap those wings!"
The two former Talon members shared one mutual look. Then—with precise mental timing—they stretched their wings out and flapped their feathers strongly. It took several cases of minute adjustment, but they were ultimately able to stop the wagon's maddening plunge.
Flynn breathed easier and easier, his mechanical eye adjusting on the dark curve ahead as it finally stayed in place.
"Baldy..." Logan growled. "Get us moving or I'm gonna strangle your neck."
"I-I think I have a path!" Flynn stammered. Several looping and curved limestone formations came into place. He gulped. "But not for long!"
"Regain momentum!" Seraphimus shouted. Her charcoal brown eyes focused on the obstacles ahead. "Pick up speed! We will adjust course when necessary!"
Wildcard breathed and breathed. As the wagon coasted over the waving stalks, he cast a brief, forlorn look to where he last saw Rainbow...
...who was now currently being dragged earthward by a tether of dead stalks.
Her eyes rolled from the bloodrush of the maddening plunge. When she finally collected herself, she threw her gaze sideways—seeing the living summit of a ravenous forest sailing into her peripheral.
"Awwwwwwwwww Luna Poop."
It was the least graceful thing to say upon a chaotic death—Rainbow thought. Soon, he wasn't thinking about much else... for the rest of the stalks greeted her plunge with a bevy of scarlet tongues lashing skyward... and wrapping around her fuzzy limbs.
Thw-Thw-Thw-Thw-Thwppp!
"Grnnnngh!" Rainbow Dash hissed, straining and sweating. She was being tugged apart in every direction by a dense mess of tentacles. The most horrifying thought was that the pressure hadn't yet been applied, and any second she would be ripped to shreds.
To say the least, her friends were hysterical.
"Rainbow!"
"No!"
"Dashie!"
"Rainbow, darling, you must fight it!"
"Fly, Rainbow, fly!"
"Dun let these varmints take you, sugarcube!"
"Please, Rainbow! You have to get out of their grip!"
Rainbow's eyes narrowed to the sight of ghostly colors swimming a frightened orbit around her. She fought and struggled—but the tendrils only tugged harder. "Grkkkkk... mrmmffff..." Tears formed along her muzzle. In their saline reflection, a pair of red-on-yellow eyes flickered... accompanied by cackling grin.
"You're too small, Sparky. Maybe they'll toss you back in?"
"Ohhhhhhhh go buck yourself already," Rainbow hissed.
She regretted saying that instantly, for Fluttershy's pained voice responded: "R-Rainbow...?"
Rainbow gulped, struggling for a far less caustic pair of "final words" to impart. At long last, she wheezed: "Grilled... cheese...?"
Then, from the heavens—
"Let. Her. Go!!!"
"Awwwwwwwwwwww buck..." Applejack slurred.
Rainbow squinted one eye open.
A winged shadow blotted out the sky, sailing downwards like a gray missile. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Ariel sailed at the stalks holding Rainbow with a murderous drop kick.
"Yes!" Rarity cheered. "Of course! A smashing rescue!"
Swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh! Ariel flew straight into the tentacles...
...and bounced right off. THUMP!
"... ... ..." Rarity blinked. "...bollocks."
"Grghhgghghghhhhgghhh!" Ariel wobbled in mid-air, eyes rattling.
Thw-Thw-Thwppp! An entertwining loop of vines snaked around each other and flanked the Heraldite.
Muscles straining, Rainbow wheezed loudly: "Girl—!"
Ariel saw it. She dodged the whipping stalks, spun around, and flew underneath Rainbow. Hovering in place, she angrily kicked and bucked and punched the necks of the tentacles savagely. "Hah! Yah! Graah! Mraah! Hiyaa!"
Thud-Thud-Thud-Thud-Thud-Thud!
The tendrils wobbled—but maintained their grip of Rainbow Dash.
"Well..." Pinkie smiled at the others. "...at least she's persistent! You gotta give her that!"
Twilight glared daggers at the mare. "Could you not?"
"Ariel... girl..." Rainbow sputtered, feeling her limbs pulling at their sockets. "...just... s-save yourse—"
"Httt!" Ariel flew away.
"Oh no..." Fluttershy whimpered.
"Shhhh!" Applejack waved a hoof, silencing the others as their combined gaze fell on the mare. "Wait for it!"
Almost as swiftly as shew ascended, Ariel came barreling back—ten times as fast. "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! She sailed violently past the converging tentacles, arced about, then flew past again. She did this repeatedly, and cyclonically, becoming a circular blur that spun-spun-spun-spun around the vines grasping Rainbow Dash.
The air picked up, howling at one point or another. Caught up in the pegasus' tornado, the tentacles ensnaring Rainbow Dash spun as well. Soon they wrapped around themselves halfway down the base... forming a dense focal point that buckled and bled from the weight.
And it was precisely at such a vulnerable target that Ariel new flung her angry weight.
"HAAAAAAAUGH!"
SNAPPPPPP! In a wet splash of scarlet, the combined tentacles exploded... falling to the limestone earth below in wet, shriveled strands. The "tongues" wrapped around Rainbow's limbs went slack, and soon the petite pegasus was falling too.
But her plunge landed her in Ariel's arms.
"Got ya!" Swooooooooosh! Ariel carried the two of them away from the floral massacre. Soon they were coasting over the chaotic landscape.
"Wooohooo!" Pinkie Pie cheered.
"She did it!"
"Yeeeeeeha!"
"Yaaaaaay..." Fluttershy added.
Coaxed to consciousness by her friends' warm cheers, Rainbow breathed normally again. She looked up at the pegasus carrying her. "Heh... who's the damsel now, huh?"
Ariel managed a heroic wink. "I won't say anything if you won't."
Rainbow smiled.
"Hmmmff..." A fang glinted, reflected off Ariel's blue eyes. "Fake neighs. Gotta love it."
Rainbow instantly frowned. "Don't you start."
"Huh?" Ariel remarked.
The air thundered with whipping tentacles.
Both mares looked behind.
Thw-Thw-Thwiiiish! A mass of stalks sailed straight towards them in a forested wave.
"Shit nuggets!" Ariel's voice cracked. She flapped her wings. "Skyward—!"
"NO!" Rainbow shouted. "We won't outfly them in time!"
"Guhhhhhhhhh—!" Ariel sweated as the tentacles caught up with their peripheral vision. "What, then—?"
"The rocks!" Rainbow pointed at the limestone formations dead ahead. "We'll lose 'em in that!"
"Ah jeez...!" Ariel whimpered as she flew straight for the curved, looping stone. A mess of stalks thrashed at their whipping tails. "Ah jeez ah jeez ah jeez!!!"
The Death of Vine(s)
Thwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!
The whipping vines closed in on Ariel's tail as she carried Rainbow Dash.
"We'll never make it!" Ariel's voice cracked as the deadly stalks rippled after them.
"You mean you will never make it!" Rainbow said.
"H-huh?"
Swooosh! Rainbow forward-flipped out of Ariel's grip, flapped her wings, and glided parallel to her. "We... on the other hoof..." She held her hoof out. "Grab ahold!"
"Uhhhhhh—"
"Just do it, girl!"
Ariel slapped her fetlock over, joining it with Rainbow's.
"Flap your wings!" Rainbow hollered, squinting against the beating winds. The rock formations came within spitting range. "Time it together!"
"Okay!"
"Aaaaaaaand thrust!" Rainbow's wings blurred.
Ariel gnashed her teeth as she beat her feathers in time with Rainbow.
With their forelimbs hooked together, the two mares acted as one. They utilized their combined thrust to outfly the multiple lashing vines. As they came upon the rock formations, they ducked underneath the first arch, scaled a second ridge, then barrel-rolled around a third chunk of stone.
SMASH!
Th-Th-Thud!
The air behind them filled with pebbles as the ravenous probisci struck the exposed formations.
"That was close!" Ariel stammered.
"About to get a lot closer!" Rainbow hollered—for ahead of them was a line of living forest already preparing a new volley of earthen chunks. "We gotta dodge 'em!"
"But where?!" Ariel shouted.
"To the left, Rainbow!" Rarity exclaimed. "Lose them through the porous arrangement of limestone and granite!"
Pinkie Pie glided upside down, dropping her head. "You know, Rare-Rare, those are two different things."
"Huh?!"
"Limestone and granite don't even belong in the same geological category—"
"Do you even think I can be feathered to care right now, Pinkie?!" Rarity shouted, her ghostly eyes bulging.
"Rainbow! Through the rocks!" Twilight exclaimed. "Like Rarity said!"
"Hard to port!" Rainbow wheezed, barreling left and dragging Ariel with her.
"Rainbow, no!" Ariel yelped.
"Rainbow, yes!"
The two pegasi awkwardly threaded their way through a hole in the looping structures just as a fresh wave of stones flew their way.
"Wooohooo!" Pinkie Pie pumped a hoof as she trailed behind them. "More sound effects!"
SMASH!
SM-SM-SMASH!
TH-THUNK!!!
Rainbow and Ariel flew low to the ground, navigating the craggy hollow of limestone. The multiple impacts of the thrown rocks outside had an appropriately disastorous effect. The "ceiling" cracked in multiple places. A shower of dust and pebbles announced an inevitable cave-in.
"Quick! Fast as farts!" Rainbow's voice cracked. She continued holding onto Ariel's hoof, practically dragging her through the dim, claustrophobic echo chamber. "Go go go go go—!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Ariel clenched her eyes shut, beating her wings blindly.
Crkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
The overhanging stone split in twain, revealing twilight. Milliseconds after, the weight of the limestone took over, and a wave of collapsing rubble chased the tails of the two mares. They came upon a solid wall—solid, save for two narrow holes that could only fit a single pony each.
Rainbow wordlessly shoved Ariel to her right, all with a wave of debris cascading behind her frayed tail-hairs. The two mares held their breaths, flattened their bodies, and sailed through the two tiny holes. A single breath following that stunt, and the entire wall was pummeled by the collapsing structures behind it. Soon a mess of mortar followed them at the speed of screams.
"Up!" Rarity hollered. "Straight up!"
"It's an exit, Dashie!" Pinkie hollered.
"Got it!" Rainbow grabbed Ariel by the waist.
"Aaaack!" Ariel summoned the breath to shriek. "What now—?!"
FWOOOSH! Rainbow sailed the two of them straight up into a patch of twilight. The hollow earth below them exploded from the blast wave of impacting limestone. By the time they exited into the starry air, a cloud of ash and soot billowed up behind them. Soon, the two were sailing outward from a veritable crater of collapsing rock.
"We're... we're alive..." Ariel stammered, muzzle agape. She smiled. "Holy shit!"
Rainbow Dash opened her muzzle to say something—
"ROCKKK!" Pinkie shouted, left ear curling.
"!!!" Rainbow plowed into Ariel, sending the two of them earthward yet again.
Ariel grimaced. "Holy shit—!"
THWOOOOOOSH! The biggest boulder yet flew past them. This one slammed into the earth, bounced a few times, then broke up into hundreds of smaller pieces. Within a blink, surviving stalks emerged from the ground, wrapped around each shard, and then tossed their fresh ammo a the two pegasi.
"Back!" Rainbow hollered, turning tail. "Back!"
"Okay!" Ariel huffed, zipping after her. "Just don't tackle me this time—"
"No promises!" Rainbow panted, sweating profusely as she looked skyward. "We just gotta make a break for higher altitude before they throw their rocks over—!"
Just as she said this, the starlight was blotted out by a wave of projectiles... slowly hurdling down from their murderous arc.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww penguin lips," Rainbow cursed.
"Rainbow, you'll never outfly them in time!" Rarity said.
"Hate to say it, sugarcube, but t'ain't no easy way out of this'un!" Applejack added.
"Oh gosh..." Ariel winced as the ominous shadow fell over her. "...ah jeez! What do we do?"
Rainbow looked straight ahead.
A waving line of stalks rippled hungrily upon their arrival.
Rainbow's eyes fell to their bases.
Tiny pony-shaped spaces loomed around the vines' narrow trunks, right at ground level.
"No, Rainbow..." Twilight shook her head. "Don't do it!"
"We're doing it!" Rainbow shouted.
"Doing what?!" Ariel squeaked.
"Follow my tail!" Rainbow dove low.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh for the love of goddess!" Snarling, Ariel nevertheless followed her.
"Faster! Faster!" Rainbow grunted, flying so low her chestplate nearly scraped the arid stone of the ground. "Don't slow down for nothing—!"
"But—!"
"Stay close!" And just as Rainbow said this, she hurled her body straight into the living forest.
SW-SW-SW-SW-SW-SW-SWISSSSH! The dull, dark trunks of the vines zipped past. Almost instantly, they quivered and flexed and waved in order to throw the two pegasi off their daring track.
Compensating, the two mares bobbed and weaved their way through the living forest. Their serpentine motion paid out, because several hundred of the vines were curling over and stabbing down into their own numbers, lashing with scarlet tongues in a desperate attempt to lasso the pair. Within seconds, the stone shards thrown by the stalks' Edgeside cousins slammed into that very patch of the forest, smashing several vines and rendering their fleshy bodies to wet patches of scarlet-stained pulp.
THUD!
THUNK!
WH-WH-WHUD!!!
"Rainbow!" Rarity's voice rippled through the dense madness.
"Kinda..." Rainbow panted. "...busy..." Rainbow sweated. "...Rarity!" Rainbow flew.
A pale ghostly muzzle phased through the blurring trunks. "Pull a hard left and fly into the nearest opening!"
"What?!" Rainbow stammered. She winced as her body narrowly grazed a collapsing stalk. "What for?!"
Fluttershy's face materialized next. "Just do it, Rainbow!" She stared at her anchor. "Trust us!"
"Ughhhhhhhh—" Rainbow shouted over her shoulder. "Veer left!"
"What, again?!" Ariel sputtered in mid-dodge.
"Just follow me!"
"Okaaaaaaaaaay—!" Ariel shrieked as more and more juice-stained stones landed closer and closer.
Rainbow jerked to the left—a difficult task in such a dense environment. Nevertheless, after pinballing off a vine's base or two, she found a narrow space to navigate. She flapped her wings, spiraling through with Ariel close behind. A swath of starlight glimmered through the trunks, and the two mares flew straight for the space beyond.
It was then that they heard a queer thunder—like cedar trees ripping out from their roots. One glance behind them was all it took to see a conjoined spiral of several dozen vines ripping through the thick forest and trailing after them like an enormous octopus limb. The reaching tendrils ripped a maddening path towards them.
"Go go go go—!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaa—!"
At last, the two burst through the living forest's edge...
...and straight into a glinting axe.
"SPLIT!" Logan shouted, swinging his blade from the back of Flynn's wagon.
With a grunt, Rainbow kicked Ariel away. The two flew in opposite directions—just in time to avoid Logan hurling his weapon straight into the forest.
"SUCK ITTTTT!!!" He bellowed eloquently.
The sharp edge of his sword met the incoming "arm" of tentacles. They faired just as well as butter would to his blade. With a prolonged, satisfying splorrrrrrrrrrrch, the mass of tentacles ripped in twain, showering scarlet juices high into the air.
Rainbow and Ariel flew towards the opposite side of the strategically hovering wagon. They pressed their panting bodies to the rim, wincing from the hot rain splattering on all sides.
Kepler and Flynn likewise winced, watching as the attacking vines were rendered to meaty strings.
By the time Logan was done with his savage swing, the entire attack of the conjoined vines had met its end. The remaining tendrils slinked back into the bloodied forest, and a very unsubtle shrieking sound rippled across the chaotic landscape.
"Hrmmmfff..." Logan leaned back, drenched in his armor from head to tail. He spat a dollop of warm plant juices out of his muzzle. "You want fries with that?"
"Ha-Hah!" Kepler grinned, then motioned with his claw. "Flynn! Wildcarrd! Take us out, brrothers!"
"M'shrynmh L'fynym!"
And the hovering wagon glided swiftly away under the assistance of griffin wings.
The Mountains of Dashness
"Are th-they gone?!" Ariel panted and shivered. With limp limbs, she threw herself into the back of the wagon between Logan and Kepler. Trembling. "Are we in the clear?!"
"Almost!" Flynn managed, steering the craft.
"We just landed in this open patch!" Logan exclaimed, wiping his axe clean. "There's a rough stretch of rocky terrain in front of us, but past that is open season to Curveside!"
"Then what are we waiting for?!" Ariel's voice cracked.
"We must be cautious!" Kepler said, gripping tight as the vessel veered. "If we foolharrdily crrash the vessel now, we'll be picked clean by the edge of the forrest!"
Rainbow Dash got situated in the middle of the wagon. "Whatever! Just gun it!" She looked over her shoulder. "Wildcard, can you boost us clear of those things' reach?"
"Yes, we most certainly can," answered a cold voice.
"Good. Then flap those wings—" Rainbow Dash did a double-take. She looked towards the port side of the craft.
A pair of charcoal-brown eyes peered back.
Rainbow raised a hoof... lingered... then blew out the side of her muzzle. "You know what? Buck it. We'll talk about it later."
"Good," Flynn grunted, his horn glowing. "Because I'm not a big fan of it myself."
"Baldy..." Logan grunted.
"It's a miracle we haven't been abandoned by now!"
"You wanna keep humping the bedsheets of redundancy or what?"
Before Rainbow could interrupt the arguing stallions—
"WhoooOOooOoooOoooahh!" Pinkie convulsed all over.
"More dreadful boulders!" Rarity pointed into the twilight. "From Omega!"
"We've got incoming!" Rainbow shouted.
"We see it!" Kepler barked. "They'rre aimed forr ourr Alpha route!"
"We must take evasive maneuvers!" Seraphimus boldly shouted. She flashed a cold look to the starboard side. "Jordan!"
Wildcard was already nodding... already pivoting his wings.
Seraphimus followed suit, and soon the two former Talon members helped Flynn steer the craft to the right and deeper into Curveside.
In so doing, they rushed towards a mess of craggy landscape.
"Hold on!" Flynn shouted.
"Guhhhhhhh!" Ariel buried her face into Logan's side.
Th-Thumppp! The hovering wagon ramped over a jutting cluster of rocks. The vehicle gained air—and speed—hurling itself towards a narrow patch of earth nestled between clefts of limestone.
And that's when the rocks came.
THUD!
TH-THUD!
They struck both sides of the trench looming above the wagon. Chunks of debris rained down, and the group was pelted by a barrage of pebbles and loose hail.
"Come on! Come on!" Rainbow jumped backwards, landed on the rear of the wagon, and gave the vessel extra boost with her blurring wings. "Let's clear this dang thing!"
"Easier said than d-done!" Flynn snarled, struggling to navigate the serpentine path between limestone ridges.
"You are almost through!" Seraphimus exclaimed. "There's a patch of open twilight just beyond!"
Wildcard whistled, pointing towards an overhanging cleft of rock towards the right.
"I see it!" Seraphimus pivoted her wings.
Both griffins steered the vessel sharply towards the left. In doing so, it grinded against the left side of the trench, nearly flipping the wagon over.
"Grnnnnghhh—!" Flynn sweated, his horn fluctuating.
"Keep it up! Keep it up!" Rainbow stammered, flapping her wings as the wagon sped at a forty-five degree angle through the narrow stretch. "We're almost through!"
TH-TH-THUD!!! The last bevy of boulders landed above them. Rocks splattered, but they landed far behind the speeding craft. There was a blast of hot and cold air, and at last they were free from the range of the bombardment... and the trench proper. Open starlight and the dark curve of the plane appeared to them in a gloriously empty sky.
"Hold on!" Logan shouted as—
Th-Thwump! The wagon awkwardly landed even along the open plateau. It veered and spun wildly from the motion.
"Decelerrate!" Kepler hollered as he and the rest of the Herald spun. "Declerrate, brrotherr!"
"Guh!" Flynn gathered his wits, and—"M'shrynmh Thymmk!"
The light in the wagon's undercarriage dimmed as all of the stones lost a bulk of their enchantment. Nevertheless, the wagon spun over a half-dozen times, finally griding to a stop. Steam rose from the lunar dust lining the base of the vehicle... and soon it was drifting slowly backwards towards curveside.
Ariel clung to Logan, trying to hold onto her lunch.
Wildcard and Kepler slumped back, wheezing for breath.
Flynn rested limply, clutching his red-hot horn.
And Rainbow Dash...
She gazed at the waving sea of stalks—now a distant gray patch against the grim blackness of the Dark Side behind them...
...and she hollered. "Haaaaaaaah!"
Ariel, Flynn, and Kepler winced.
Nevertheless, Rainbow Dash hovered a few feet above the stalled wagon and beat her chest, screaming at the landscape through a devilish smirk. "Haaaa-Haaah!" Her ears folded back as she snarled. "Chew on that, you wet pile of poop spaghetti!"
"Woohooo!" Pinkie Pie cheered beside her dizzied ghost friends. "You tell them tentacles who's boss, Dashie!"
Seraphimus glared up at Rainbow, droning: "Must you?"
"Think you're all that?!" Rainbow spat into the Edgeside horizon. "Well I've slept in forests even tougher than you! Burning forests! You're nothing! All you've got over crud like Everfree or Foxtaur is that you're flank-ugly as Tartarus! Haah!"
"A most eloquent statement, Rrainbow One," Kepler wheezed, trying not to vomit.
"You're dang right it's—" Rainbow spoke.
RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!
Rainbow's smirk faded.
A loud, echoing groan rolled through the shaking plane.
The Herald froze in place.
Wildcard looked all around, his goggles rattling nervously.
"Uhmmmmm..." Logan blinked.
"What n-now?" Ariel's ears twitched. "An earthquake?"
"Something..." Fluttershy spoke up meekly. "Something is happening."
"What do you mean, darling?" Rarity asked.
"Something is..." Fluttershy's eyes narrowed. "...shifting."
RUMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!
Rainbow's blue muzzle scrunched. "What in the fuzz...?"
Applejack's pupils narrowed as she pointed a wild hoof. "Look, y'all!"
"Oh my goodness!" Twilight Sparkle gasped.
Before everypony's eyes, the entire forest of waving stalks lifted up. It was a cataclysmic event, accompanied by deafening salvos of exploding stone and soil. As the twilight from above settled on the shifting landscape, it became apparent that the chunk of earth wasn't actually earth at all... but instead an enormous wriggling entity—lengthy and narrow like an enlarged flatworm. A "cranial" portion of it reared towards the sky, blotting out galactic swirls and cosmos. The starlight caught a glint of impenetrable chitin, and the Herald could see an unfathomably huge set of mandibles opening and closing, accompanied by pinchers so large they could skewer islands and swallow entire villages whole.
And if that wasn't enough, this thing could scream.
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMGHHHHHH!!!"
"It's..." Twilight Sparkle curled into a floating fetal position. "...it's alive!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh..." Fluttershy smiled in momentary wonder. Her turquoise eyes reflected the waving sea of flagella along the contintental entity's backside. "...that explains everything!"
Seraphimus glared over at Rainbow Dash. "Do you wish to scoff at it now?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow winced so hard she nearly drooled.
The sky quivered from several ear-splitting shrieks. The entity swung its massive head, overshadowing the Herald and their tiny wagon. As the horizon was swallowed up in blackness, it became abundantly clear that the creature was lunging its mandibles straight for them. The air heated up to a boiling point as thunder cascaded from all sides.
Applejack drifted sideways, whispering into Rainbow's ear. "Run, sugarcube—"
"Run! Move! GUN IT!" Rainbow shrieked.
Flynn fumbled for a breath—
Seraphimus shoved him over. "M'shrynmh L'fynym!"
Everypony fell over in surprise as the former Talon Commander forced the wagon forward. Rainbow took her place as she and Wildcard accelerated the craft. In desperation, they sped the vehicle Curveside, attempting to outrun the ominous shadow.
Within seconds, their frantic shouts were drowned out by the catastrophic noise of the creature landing all over them.
THUDDDDDDDDD!!!
A Grain of Mustard
Dripping.
Darkness.
More dripping.
"Mrmmmfff..."
Rainbow winced.
"Mrmmmsshhhhhtttt..."
Rainbow hissed.
She brushed one forelimb against the other, feeling course hair and leathery skin.
"Well, Sparky Sparky Sparky... I must say..."
"Hrsshshkkkttt..." Razor sharp teeth parted ways, and Rainbow Dash exhaled through them. A red-on-yellow eye opened... then a second.
A dragonequus hovered in the air just a few starlit feet away. The horizon was tilted upside down at seventy-five degrees, and yet he smiled evenly with her.
"...that is a most dashing look for you." Discord smiled, fang glinting. "If you do pardon the pun, of course."
"Hresssssssh!" Rainbow snarled, flicking a forked tongue. It was then that she saw a set of talons dangling in front of her. They were her limbs. "Shkreeeeee!" She let out another beastly shriek through her fangs and thrashed at the air. She was dangling high above a craggy plateau, her dragon tail caught in a cleft of limestone.
What was more, her pendant was missing from her neck.
"Shrkkk—Hrskkkkkttt!"
"Don't blow bubbles through your nose, it's very rude." Discord brushed his lion's paw and examined the pads with a bored expression. "Of course, if I was allowed to be Chaos Lord of Equestria, then I would have made even the most kindergarten of habits more than acceptable."
Panting, snarling, the creature that was once Rainbow Dash looked all around.
She saw loops of limestone... jagged rock formations... a flash of ruby—
There!
The Loyalty Pendant lingered on the edge of a cliff just beneath her, teetering. She saw the mutated, reptilian shadow of a dangling creature rustling between her and her treasure.
"Shrnkkkkkt!" Rainbow wriggled and writhed and reached for the elusive Element.
"Take flatulence, for example!" Discord twisted his skull so it would smile at even level with Rainbow's bobbing skull. "Why do harmonic beings frown on it so? It's a natural part of digestion! If I was allowed to rule over Equestria, I'd make it so that ponies would simply pass piano cords instead of gas! Now... don't you think it would be an improvement?"
"Hrkkkk!" Snarling, Rainbow curled her serpentine body upwards. Antlers scraped against the roof of limestone as she sank her razor-sharp teeth into the cleft of stone holding her in place. Her eyeslits flickered as more and more growing hair draped over her brow, nearly blinding her effort. "Scrkkkkkkktt!"
"If only ponies could... give chaos a try." Discord snapped his finger, producing a ghostly monocle which he proceeded to polish with a handkerchief borrowed from hammerspace. "Certainly, I may be preaching to the choir right now, as it were, but you of all horses... the easthorsiest of horses should understand..." He fitted the monocle on and smiled. "Chaos is your greatest ally right now!" He blinked, and the monocle spat out a grilled cheese sandwich—(FLASH!)—which he proceeded to munch on. "Mrmmmfff... it's practically sustenance, see?" He held the meal out towards her. "You want some? Or... wait. Too soon?"
"RAASSSSHKKT!" With a savage headbutt, Rainbow Dash finally freed herself from the chunk of limestone. Smasssssssh! She fell several feet—THUD!—and landed sprawling on her back. "Rrrrrrrrrrrrgh..."
"Ugh!" Discord rolled his eyes. "Such a drama queen." He tossed what was left of the sandwich behind him and the remaining morsel erupted in a ghostly explosion. "You must get it from that marshmallow one. I mean... just look at you!"
Panting...
Hissing...
...Rainbow Dash crawled across the narrow plateau. She pulled her self forward by her claws, inching desperately towards the Element of Loyalty. It teetered further towards the edge, the ruby lightning bolt losing its luster.
"You always like to do things the hard way! That's what harmony's got in store for you from here on out, after all! Especially on this side of barfspace! But chaos? Pffft!" Discord zipped in front of her and pulled his eyes out. Red and white flower buds sprung out of the sockets. "Here, it's a veritable bed of roses! Why fight it?" He smacked his head, and a pair of eyes popped back into place, expelling the ghostly flowers. "After all, it's keeping you alive. You do know that, of course. Nothing else can be given the golden Smol Pone Award for Good Spark Resuscitation. It's sure as heck not your precious princesses back home, living on the opposite side of the Celestial Matriarch's toenail—or whatever this crazy curved thing is called. Pffffft... 'You're a Ginger?' Goddess, I hope not! HAH!"
The creature's hair had almost lost all its color now. All traces of hooves vanished beneath glinting silver claws. Mutated nostrils flared as it whimpered and drew itself forward, spitting up bile and blood. A single limb stretched—shaking—towards the pendant.
Discord's eyes flared momentarily. "I thought I had you back there, y'know. Back in that un-fun dungeon inside that mesa. Back when I told you to do the unthinkable to your friends. You respond in all the wrong ways to threats, don't you, Sparky? Well... tell me..." He leaned in, phasing his smug grin through the pendant in an effort to confuse her. "...how are you going to respond to yourself when all of this is said and done?"
The creature wheezed. It clawed forward... scraping limestone... scraping—
Discord cupped his hairy chin with two talons. "How do you expect to get anything accomplished... as a simple, mortal girl-horse...?" His eyes lit up again, and he grinned harder into the starlight. "You can afford to be hard on yourself. But what can your so-called 'friends' afford?" He blew into the air with magical timing...
...for the pendant was falling like an anvil.
"HRKKK!" A set of claws lunged.
The creature caught the pendant.
Rolling over—hissing and spitting—the beast struggled with itself like wrestling a shadow. It let loose a blood-curdling roar, muscles ripping as it slowly... painfully forced the pendant back around its neck.
Then—
FLASSSH!
—the ruby lightning bolt flashed.
A breath squeaked weakly into the air. Red-on-yellow eyes rolled back as the creature... melted from the outside in. Antlers dissolved to dust. Hair and scales peeled away. At last, razor sharp claws and teeth billowed into calcified bits, carried off by a wayward wind. Curled up inside a moist patch of chaotic smegma, Rainbow Dash shivered... alive and exposed and trembling...
...and herself.
When her eyes reopened, they were ruby-on-white. Tears magnified the edges as she whimpered for a solid breath. She clutched her pendant the entire time. At last, as her pulse returned to normal, frantic colorful shapes materialized on all sides of her.
"—Rainbow!" Twilight Sparkle gasped.
"Rainbow, darling!" Rarity yelped.
"She can see us, y'all!" Applejack hollered.
"Oh my goodness!" Fluttershy rushed up. "We lost you for so long! Are you okay?!"
"Snfff-snfff!" Pinkie Pie's muzzle scrunched. "... ... ...Do I smell grilled cheese?"
"Rainbow, speak to us!" Twilight rushed up to the quivering pegasus' side, her forelimbs phasing through in a friendly gesture. "Are you okay?"
"Oh you poor thing..." Fluttershy's ears drooped. "That must have been awful!"
"Shhh! Let Dashie say something!"
"Just..." Rainbow hoarsely pronounced, still clutching her pendant. Tears streamed down the sides of her face as she fought the urge to hyperventilate. "J-just..." A shudder... a whimper. "...g-give me a few m-minutes... g-girls..."
"I'm afraid we dun have a few minutes, darlin'," Applejack said in a motherly tone.
"What... why...?" Rainbow Dash gulped. Her moist eyes darted around, and she swallowed the billionth lump down her throat. "The wagon... the Herald... where are they...?"
"Well..." Twilight Sparkle looked Rarity. "...uhhhh..."
Red on yellow eyes flickered. "Where?!" Rainbow asked viciously.
Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble!
The earth shook.
Rainbow sensed the entire horizon shifting. She lazily tilted her head aside to see a mountain of deathly stalks rising... falling... slithering. The gigantic entity was slithering its way towards Alpha, and columns of smoke and billowing debris followed in its wake.
"We think they..." Pinkie Pie pointed nervously. "...might be somewhere on the other side of that."
"We almost thought we had lost ya when the dang oversized varmint slammed into the earth somethin' fierce," Applejack said. "The entire hover plank thingy went flyin'! It all happened so fast!"
"But... b-but they're alive...?" Rainbow stammered, sitting up and wincing.
"Rainbow, take it easy—" Fluttershy reached forward.
Rainbow's eyes stared daggers into her. "Are they alive?!?"
Fluttershy gulped. "Yes. I... I think so..."
Rainbow's ears drooped.
"I-I just can't exactly judge where. This creature..." She gulped, gazing at the shifting horizon. "It's so terribly big. That much active life is throwing my senses for a loop!"
"I'm afraid I'm not of much help either," Rarity said defeatedly. "So much of the landscape is being destroyed or reoriented that I just can't get a fix!"
"I-I might be able to help!" Twilight floated upright. "If you get us high enough, Rainbow, then I might be able to sense the enchantment Flynn put into place!"
"You mean y-you can find the wagon?"
"Yes."
"Well... it's a start..." Wincing... popping her joints... Rainbow Dash stood up. "Let's go..."
"But Dashie!" Pinkie Pie protested.
"I can't w-waste anymore t-time..." Rainbow started flapping her wings.
"Rainbow, darling, you're just one little pony!" Rarity pointed at the cataclysmically moving mass. "You can't face off against something that immense!"
"Which is... precisely... why... I must..." Gnashing her teeth, Rainbow Dash spread her wings...
...and glided towards the rumbling mayhem.
Out Flying the Eldritch
Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble!
More columns of cloud and debris rose from the earth in thick bursts. Rainbow Dash only had to glance towards her right in mid-flight to see a continental chunk of the Omega horizon shifting with each of the creature's sluggish movements.
"Wow-weee!" Pinkie Pie exhaled, gliding alongside her anchor. "Look at it go!"
"Geeeughhh..." Rarity shivered all over. "I'd rather not."
"But... it's so incomprehensibly big," Twilight Sparkle murmured. "Nothing in any of the books I've ever read even mentions something this large existing!"
"Reckon it's cuz this here creature's Dark Side folk," Applejack said.
Rarity spoke: "Or—here's a dreadful thought—maybe there is a creature such as this living on the Light Side, only none of the ponies living above its dormant figure know a single thing about it."
"What do you suppose it eats?" Pinkie Pie chirped. "Ponies?"
"Don't be silly, Pinkie," Twilight said. "They'd be too tiny for its frame."
"... ... ..." Pinkie blinked. "Fat ponies?"
"It seemed to enjoy chasing after us all the same," Rarity said. "When its... tentacle-back-hair failed to work, that is."
"Yeah..." Pinkie's muzzle scrunched. "What was up with those things anyways?"
"I think each of the flagellates are equipped with a separate digestive system," Fluttershy postulated. She gawked at the shifting earthscape beyond while Rainbow flew. "They grab their prey, suck the nutrients out of their body, and then ferry them through the creature's greater bloodstream."
"So..." Twilight Sparkle tapped her chin in thought. "...it's like a symbiotic relationship between separately functioning parts?"
"Yes! Exactly! But the small tentacles function under an autonomous nervous system." Fluttershy smiled, tilting her chin up. "Nature is so fasci—"
"Could we please focus less on the creatures and more on finding my friends?" Rainbow growled.
"Erm..." Fluttershy squirmed. "I was only commentati—"
"I know what you were doing!" Rainbow Dash growled. "And we've got no friggin' time for it!" She flashed a frown at Twilight. "Do you sense the wagon or do you not?"
"Uhm..." Twilight nervously pointed Curveside, just ahead of the shifting earth. "There's a mana signature up ahead... down low."
"Good." Rainbow dove swiftly. The wind whipped around her figure as she approached curvaceous assortments of rock and limestone. "Keep your ghost-horn peeled."
Fluttershy wilted in mid-glide. "I'm so sorry, Rainbow Dash. It wasn't my intent to be disrespectful to your friends—"
"Just forget about it," Rainbow grunted, eyes narrowing on the erratic topography ahead. "It's over and done."
"No it ain't," Applejack said. Her brow furrowed. "Somethin' happened just now."
"AJ..." Rainbow sighed, gaining speed. "I don't have time—"
"It was Discord, wasn't it?" Applejack raised an eyebrow. "He appeared to ya when you was goin' all beastly."
Rainbow Dash did not reply. And yet, in such a manner, she did.
"He appeared to you?!" Twilight Sparkle stammered. "When you were separated from the pendant?"
A dull groan echoed up Rainbow's throat. "The full nine cruddy yards..."
"Yeesh!" Pinkie shook all over. "Freaky deaky!"
"I wonder if that has anything to do with your state of being, darling!" Rarity remarked. "If Discord's presence is somehow related to the cessation of your fainting spells—"
"He's got nothing on me," Rainbow grunted.
Rarity shook her head. "I'm only saying that if we understood more—"
"Just drop it, okay?!?" Rainbow's teeth showed.
Rarity folded her forelimbs with a frown. But before she could say anything—
"Let us find Rainbow's friends," Fluttershy spoke up, calm and gentle. She looked at everyone as a whole. "I'm sure that Rainbow isn't the only one concerned about them."
"Well, shucks..." Applejack shrugged.
"The Herald's tough!" Pinkie Pie grinned. "If anyone could bounce back from the headbutt of an eldritch horror, it's them!"
"Twilight...?" Fluttershy looked over, warm eyes entreating. "We've crossed quite a distance. Do you now sense where the wagon is?"
"As a matter of fact, I do." Twilight Sparkle pointed slightly to the right. "In that little alcove over there. You're going to have to go low."
"Thanks, egghead." Rainbow flattened her wings and dropped until her belly was a few feet above the rolling earth. "On it."
Sw-Sw-Swooosh!
The petite pegasus threaded her way through a series of limestone loops. The rock formations blocked the starlight overhead, making the entire environment eerily dark.
"Mrmmmffff..." Rainbow rubbed a hoof over her pendant, shining a ruby spotlight ahead of her blurred flight. "Can never ever be simple..."
"Whew-wee..." Applejack dusted off her ghost-hat. "Must have taken quite a tumble to have landed here."
"How, though?" Twilight remarked. "There's constant cover—"
"No, there isn't!" Rarity insisted, pointing up ahead. "There's a break in the rock!"
Pinkie said, "Who wants to place bets that it's Hover Plank Five Thousand sized?!"
Sure enough, as Rainbow rounded a cleft of rocks, she discovered the hoverplank lying precariously on its side beneath a broken chunk of rock. A halo of starlight illuminated some rattled crates and an assortment of supplies scattered all over the place. Miraculously, the wagon itself was in one piece—although banged and scuffed up in innumerable spots. Only one or two of the straps holding the supplies in place had broken, so Rainbow guessed only one of the containers had shattered loose.
"Wow... Flynn really built that thing to bang around!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"I could care less about the dang wagon," Rainbow Dash grumbled. "Where's the Herald?"
"What..." Rarity grimaced as she and her friends still felt the rumbling earth growing closer and closer. "...what if that terrible beast ate them?"
"Not a chance," Twilight Sparkle exhaled. "If that was the case, then what would it be searching around for?"
Applejack looked at Fluttershy. "Anythang, sugarcube?"
"Mrmmmfff..." Fluttershy clutched her skull, concentrating hard. "I'm working on it."
"Okay..." Rainbow took a deep breath. "Well, it's a start." She flew up to the wagon and pushed against it in an effort to shove it back onto its hovering end. "Grnnngh... next order of business is to hide this thing somewhere safe... and go searching for our missing buddies."
"Guhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Pinkie winced as her tail twitched and twitched.
"Achhh!" A rolling tongue sounded off from above.
"...?" Rainbow looked up into the patch of starlight. With swift ease, she flung her hooves out in time to catch a disheveled wyvern. Thwump!
"Ooomf!" Kepler jolted in place. With a shaking claw, he swung his glasses completely around and plopped them crookedly on his snout. "Grreetings, sisterr..."
Fluttershy exhaled with relief. "There's one."
To Track Your Herald
"One moment, I was rreaching out to my alchemic equipment—to steady it!" Kepler shivered as he perched on the edge of the wagon. "A forrce of habit. You must forrgive me..."
"It's okay, dude," Rainbow grumbled. She scooped heaps of supplies into her forelimbs and dumped them unceremoniously into the space of a missing crate atop the wagon. "What next?"
"Well... that verry following moment..." Kepler gulped, brushing his hairs back. "...something strruck. It strruck! The beast was upon us! But—mirraculously—its deathly girrth did not end all of ourr lives."
"So... you remember the moment of impact?" Rainbow Dash asked, looking at him directly. "You saw what happened when the thing landed on top of us?"
"Do you not, Rrainbow One?"
"I..." Rainbow fidgeted in place. "...I-I had my pendant knocked off..."
"My starrs and garrterrs!" Kepler was visibly surprised. "What a calamity! Did you managed to rretrrieve it?!?"
"Uhhhhh..." Rainbow leaned back, pointing to the Element in question. "I'm standing here in front of you, am I not?"
Kepler winced. "A thousand parrdons, frriend. It's just that... such an orrdeal must have been verry taxing to you."
"Yeah. It was." Rainbow cleared her throat. "So... the moment of impact—"
"Rright!" Kepler leaned back, adjusting his glasses. "That's just the thing. Therre was no impact."
"Uhhhhh—"
"Something that immense...?" He exhaled, shaking his head. "It displaced a thunderrous pocket of airr that pushed us out of harrm's way beforre the final hammerr would fall—as t'werre."
"Then it must have thrown us all every which way," Rainbow said.
"Prrecisely!" Kepler cleared his throat, then gazed across the hidden alcove. "As you can see, I managed to keep ahold of the vehicle. Well... almost." He managed a weak, breathy: "Ha-Hah!"
"You should be proud, Keps," Rainbow said. She gave Twilight Sparkle a glance. "Being so close to the wagon is how I found you."
"Do yourr ghostly frriends know wherre the rrest of the Herrald are?"
"That's..." Rainbow looked at Fluttershy—who was shaking her head. "...is proving to be a lot suckier a prospect than we had hoped."
"Allow me to guess," Kepler remarked. "The crreaturre's immensity is thrrowing yourr extrra senses off."
"Something like that."
"Then perrhaps we should be looking forr something else," Kepler remarked. "You were able to hone in on the wagon, yes?"
"Uh huh."
"Then maybe the next best thing is—"
"Flynn!" Twilight said.
"Flynn. Got it." Rainbow nodded. "But we're not going to get a bead on him by staying down in here." She looked at her friend again. "Are we, Twilight?"
She shook her head. "We need to get out in the open. Way out."
"That'll get you exposed to the most... uh... leylines, right?"
"Close enough."
"Good."
"Then it is settled!" Kepler began sorting through the supplies Rainbow had dumped back into the wagon. "You shall go forrwarrd with yourr searrch. In the meantime, I will see about steadying what rremains of ourr possessions."
"Nope."
Kepler looked up, glasses rattling. "Buh?"
Swooosh! Rainbow flew onto the rear of the wagon and began pushing it. "Grnnnngh!" She slowly shoved the thing back the way she had initially entered the alcove. "If I'm going to rescue all our friends, I'm going to need this thing."
"Would you not do a morre efficient job flying out therre and rrescuing the Herrald, one by one?"
"Not really. I don't even know if I can make my way back here," Rainbow said. "Also... that beast is rolling through this crud like a mole cricket through a giant litter box. There may not even be a hiding place for long."
"Uhhhhhh..."
"Also Big Show."
"Ha-hah!" Kepler nodded. "No, I suppose you would not be able to carry him back herre on yourr lonesome."
"I could bring you to help me carry the load, but..." Rainbow smirked sweatily as she shoved the wagon into a swifter glide. "...I don't suppose wyverns are supposed to split in two, asexual or not."
"A fine soul indeed who can make with the jocularr phrrases while facing utterr oblivion."
"I wouldn't speak so flippantly about oblivion yet, bud." Rainbow winced, for the thunder and tremors were getting closer. Dust and pebbles fell all around them. "It's out there... going for a stroll."
"Then I suspect we must find a way to strroll arround it."
"Yeah..." Rainbow shuddered, aiming the wagon for a cave exit, and the starlight beyond. "...this will be fun-and-a-half."
"How can I be of assistance to you in this venturre, Rrainbow one?"
"Does Flynn's wagon have a record player?"
"Uhm... sadly, no."
"Then you're just gonna have to hum some Radiohay while I push this thing on the open road." Another tremor shook, and Rainbow had to shake the limestone sediment out of her mane. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh how I hate sunday drives."
Breathe In the Air
"Y'know, Dashie..." Pinkie Pie rubbed her nose, smiling as she trailed after her anchor. The landscape shook and quivered over the next limestone ridge behind them. "I've noticed something! When everything's dull and quiet, you're a real sour flower. But when things get back to being crazy and dangerous, you return to the normal witty bitty that we all love!"
"Can it, Pinkie," Rainbow grunted amidst her sweat.
"Whoops!" Pinkie backflipped, performing a "zipping" motion with her hoof across her muzzle.
Rainbow threw a look over her shoulder. "Twilight..." She strained to push the wagon evenly over the craggy landscape. "Please tell me we're getting closer to a signal. Any signal."
"Nnngh..." Twilight clenched her teeth as her ghostly horn flickered. "I almost got a lead for a second there, Rainbow. All can tell you is that Flynn's probably located somewhere directly Omega."
"Twilight..." Rainbow gnashed her teeth. She nearly tripped—then flapped her wings harder to stay positioned behind the enchanted wagon. "Take a look! There's nothing towards Omega!" She pointed at the clouds of rising dust and debris that devoured the immediate horizon. The immense entity's shifting figure could be heard thundering amidst the fresh rubble. "If Flynn's over there, then he's dead! Can a dead unicorn still give out a signal?!"
"No." Rarity frowned, muttering out the side of her muzzle. "But a living unicorn can be dead to gratitude."
"Shhhh!" Fluttershy insisted.
"I'm sorry, Rainbow. There's just so much to t-take in." Twilight rubbed her aching skull. "I'm trying my best to scan in that general direction—"
"Then scan harder!" Rainbow growled.
"Now Rainbow," Applejack spoke sternly. "We're just as concerned for yer friends as you are. Just because we're headless dun give you no excuse to nip at our necks all ya like."
Rainbow sighed heavily. "It's been nearly half an hour! Shouldn't we be picking up—guh! She nearly slipped from her grip of the wagon. With wings blurred, she resumed her pace. "Shouldn't we be picking up something b-by now?!"
"You must have faith in the rresilience of yourr everr trrusty Herrald, Rrainbow One," Kepler said, staying balanced atop the wagon.
"But—"
"And the intuition of yourr spirritual companions!" The wyvern calmly gestured in her direction. "You've surrvived this long on morre than merre platitudes. Shouldn't you be a example of calm and centerredness of mind?"
Rainbow's voice cracked. "I don't do calm, Keps!"
"Ach...!" He winked through his spectacles. "But who arre you to back down frrom a challenge?"
Rainbow slowed ever so slightly. She closed her eyes... inhaled... exhaled... and breathed just as deeply once again.
"Verry good." Kepler nodded, fumbling with a series of vials and chemicals. "That's the Austrraeoh we all believe in!"
Rainbow's eyes reopened. She pushed the wagon along at a far more controlled pace. "I won't be much of an Austraeoh if I can't pull Eljunbyro out of this mess."
"Would it help you morre if I werre to take turrns pushing the wagon?"
"No, Kepler. I need you in the wagon, doing... doing..." Rainbow's eyes crossed briefly. She blinked up at the center of the vehicle she was pushing. "Just what are you doing, anyways?"
"Attempting to concoct a special mixturre," Kepler said. He mixed two compounds and swirled a vial before his glasses. "I'm prroducing a brrightly colorrful gaseous marrkerr. If I combine it with an enchanted rrune frrom the rremaining arrsenal gifted us by Bleak's Plummet, I might be able to crreate a lunarr spell capable of—"
"In shortclaw, Keps, please," Rainbow insisted. Fluttershy giggled in the background.
"Ahem..." Kepler pointed at the open vial. "I should be able to enchant the powderr herre to take to the airr and seek out the heat signaturres of ourr lost companions."
"Killer!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. Her friends frowned at her. "Erm... I-I mean, Drop Dead Stupendous!" Harder glares. "Errrr... I-I-I m-mean—"
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Rainbow found an easy breath amidst her labors. She pushed the wagon towards the crest of a steep embankment. "Fire it up!"
"It will take a few morre minutes of prreparration, I'm afrraid," Kepler said, mixing two containers' worth yet again. "But, frret not, dearr frriend. I should be able to accomplish this task unimpeded so long as therre isn't a—" FWOOOSH! A gust of air blew at the embankment, taking along with it the entire powdery contents of his open vial. "... ... ...brrisk wind." He blinked. "My starrs and garrterrs..."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow grimaced. Her mane and tail rippled like a windsock towards Omega. "...Kepssss?" She struggled to steady herself as the downdraft continued to pelt the two mortals clinging to the arid earth. "What gives?"
"I too am alarrrmed, Rrainbow One." Kepler glanced all over. Twilight glinted off of his spectacles as he spoke past the tufts of his billowing mane. "This is no naturral wind."
"Then, what—" Rainbow blinked, for the air turned deathly still midway through her sentence. "—gives?"
The rumbling stopped. The columns of rising sediment stopped. The Omega horizon fell dead silent.
"... ... ...where did that breeze come from?" Rarity stammered.
"That was no natural wind," Rainbow muttered.
"She's right!" Fluttershy squeaked. "Any pegasus worth her merit in star stickers would have learned that from Cloud Kindergarten!"
"It's... it's almost the air was forced past us," Rainbow muttered.
"Orr inhaled," Kepler postulated.
Rainbow flung him a look.
He glanced back.
In putrid silence, both souls looked at the empty chemical vials in the wyvern's grasp.
"Kepler..." Rainbow gulped. "A creature that friggin' huge... could it even detect the scent of things as small as us?"
"No. But..." Kepler likewise swallowed a lump down his throat. "...alchemic chemicals..."
"Just how pungent is that crap?"
"Compared to pony and wyvern flesh? About... one hundred times more..."
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbbbbbbbble!
"Oh goodness!" Fluttershy yelped.
Rarity pointed at a suddenly rising column of smoke and debris. "The earth is being split straight towards us!"
Pinkie Pie flopped all over, quivering from head to tail. "Whaaa-aaa-aaat waaa-aaa-aaas yooo-ooo-ooourrr firrrrrrst cluuu-uuueeeee?!?!"
Twilight Sparkle steadied the ghostly pony and flew a worried look over her shoulder. "Rainbow?!"
"Gotta go fast!" Rainbow shoved against the wagon with all her might, rushing it back towards Alpha. "Hold on, Keps!"
"Ach!" The wyvern nearly fell off. Flapping his wings, he glided backwards and pressed his claws to the back of the wagon besides her. "I think I shall prrevail to help you now!"
"Not gonna argue!" Rainbow wheezed as the two gained a smidgen of speed with the wyvern's help.
"Y'all better hurry!" Applejack pointed towards the exploding horizon as it exploded closer. "A big bad un-mountain of mean is amblin' towards us!"
"Hmmmm..." Pinkie Pie found the time to scrunch her nose. "Somehow the cataclysm arrival of a death wyrm loses its menace when you put it that twang—whoah!"
Twilight was practically sprawling over Pinkie Pie to shove her face into Rainbow's view. "Rainbow, what are you doing?!"
"Trying... to... get... away... from the death turd... Twi!" Rainbow hissed as she and Kepler pushed the wagon.
"But you're going uphill!"
"Going back the way we came will take us too close to Omega!" Rainbow sputtered, pushing the vehicle towards a painfully distant goal. "We gotta crest this ridge and then it'll be smooth sailing!"
"She's right, Twilight!" Rarity exclaimed. "This is the only way to make it through with the wagon—!"
"Then ditch the wagon!" Twilight exclaimed. "It's not worth you and Kepler losing your tails to—"
"But Twi!" Pinkie bit her lip. "What about all the kablammo runes and tools they've got?!"
"Without them, they're dead out here!" Rarity said.
"With them, they'll be even deader in less than a minute!" Twilight pointed at the entity's violent approach, spitting up more smoke and rubble. "It's coming, Rainbow! Do something!"
RUMMMMMMMMMMBLE
Rainbow and Wyvern looked worriedly behind them. "Gotta..." Rainbow panted. Sweat dribbled across the breastplate of her rattling armor. "Gotta do this. No other way. Luna, please—"
Fluttershy gasped breathily. "Rainbow—!"
A streak of silver. Glinting claws.
"...?!?!" Rainbow looked up.
Swooooooooooosh! Seraphimus sailed in like a missile and—Cl-Clank!—clamped her claws over the rear of the wagon between Kepler and Rainbow. "You push forward and I'll provide lift!"
"My st-starrs!" Kepler spat.
Rainbow blinked. A deep breath. "If we can just clear the ridge—"
"Yes, damn it!" Seraphimus flashed her an angry, charcoal glare. "I saw from above! Now flap!"
"Uhhhh..." Twilight grimaced, eyeing the former Talon Commander nervously. "Rainbow?"
"Better do it, sugarcube," Applejack said.
That was all Rainbow needed. "On three."
Seraphimus nodded. "One."
"Two..."
"Thrree!"
And all three flapped their wings as once. While Kepler and Rainbow pushed upwards, Seraphimus applied downward pressure. With a combined boost, the two rapidly ascended the hilly crest, approaching the ridge—just as the thunderous wave of destruction devoured the brittle stone behind them.
"Clearing it—!" Seraphimus hollered.
Rainbow was already leaping forward. "Hop on!" She yanked Kepler after him as Seraphimus joined suit. "Quick—!"
"Ooh, a cliff!" Pinkie grinned stupidly as the wagon shot past the earthen ramp. "You know what that means—"
THUDDDD! A wall of rocks exploded over her, followed by a monumental wall of shifting, chitinous flesh.
The Gift Cat Bird
Somewhere...
On a curved plane floating in expansive darkness...
...a ghostly little pegasus hovered in a yellow ball, clenching her eyes shut and trembling wildly. At some point, a lavender hoof reached over and shook her shoulder.
"You can open your eyes now, Fluttershy," Twilight Sparkle said. "The moment has passed."
With a tiny ghost squeak, Fluttershy opened one eye... and then the other.
She saw a descending wall of ashen dust and debris blotting out the horizon. Chunks of rock and loose pebbles rained down at random. Somewhere beyond the obscured atmosphere, a mammoth mass of muscle and chitin rolled through the sundered earth. In the immediate vicinity, however...
Kepler and Rainbow Dash slumped against the edge of a hovering wagon. The two were panting, sweating, and wheezing for breath.
Fluttershy blinked. She sensed something and immediately threw her gaze towards the left.
Seraphimus hovered above the surviving plateau of rock. Her rear legs and claws were still bound in manacles, and the chains rattled with each wingflap. Charcoal brown eyes narrowed on the shifting flesh beyond the debris wall, and as more and more of the dust settled, she turned around and looked Curveside.
"We may still have time," the former Talon Commander finally broke the tense silence. "I see a gradually descending grade. Gravity will be on our side if we push the wagon further."
"I... could swearr..." Kepler coughed and stammered. "...that... she was... rrelating something... to us, frriend."
Rainbow Dash gulped and squinted past a wall of sweat. "What are you on about, Seraphimus?"
"I am simply saying that if we wish to escape the mandibles of this wretched creature, then we must make haste for the horizon immediately." Seraphimus pointed towards the starlit distance. "If we combine our wing power, we may even be able to mask our own steps and leave soundlessly."
Rainbow took a deep breath. She pointed with a hoof. "Now you hold on just a second—"
"There is no time to savor the victory. If we must move, we must move now."
"Not without my friends," Rainbow Dash snarled.
Seraphimus retorted: "It is best to assume that the rest have perished under—"
"Not without my friends!" Rainbow Dash shouted. The blue hairs on her back bristled.
A massive groan rumbled across the broken stonescape. The creature beyond the settling clouds shifted and shook. Kepler trembled at each bass salvo.
As the noise settled, Fluttershy and the others could see Seraphimus and Rainbow exchanging death-stares.
"I will admit..." Seraphimus fumed, attempting to keep calm. "...your loyalty—albeit misguided—can objectively be seen as 'admirable.' But it is poorly missplaced, and it will be the death of you—"
"And saying one more dang word will be the death of you!" Rainbow Dash flew into her face, hissing. "So help me, Luna!"
Seraphimus merely stared.
"Yeah. Uh huh. Sure." Rainbow drifted backwards, her eyes rolling. "Ohhhhh... jeeee... wowwwwwww... We 'sure had a moment there,' didn't we, Sera?"
"Do not call me—"
"And while I'm glad you helped us, I don't owe you a frickin' thing!" Rainbow spat. "Something you've forgotten long ago—pal—is that real courage isn't about surviving by the skin of your teeth! You, Keps and I are alive and breathing, and so we owe it to ourselves to do something heroic in the face of super deadly crap! And that means helping our friends who are out there and need us! Yes, you might think of it as stupid and 'blighted' and suicidal, but that is what true courage is about!"
"I only meant—"
"And you're going to help me find the rest of them and carry them to safety or I swear to Celestia I will toss you into the dang beast's jaws—manacles and all!" Rainbow shook in place, frowning. "Now, do we have a problem?!?"
Seraphimus stared at her.
Kepler glanced back and forth, nervously.
Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "Well?!?!"
A deep breath. The griffin's handcuffs rattled as she drifted past the wagon and towards the debris cloud. "I suggest that one of us fly high to get a survey of the creature's movements."
Twilight, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie did double-takes.
Rainbow blinked as she followed the griffin's movements. "Uhhhhhh..."
"There..." Seraphimus hovered above a freshly-shattered cliffside and pointed into the demolished valley. "...I do believe it is turning about and slithering back towards Omega." She turned to look back at the pegasus. "That is the term you and your so-called friends are labeling it, yes?"
"You... uh..." Rainbow cleared her throat. "You're back on board? Just like that?"
Seraphimus huffed. "Is it even as though I have a choice?" She waved her bound limbs. "There are a dozen ways I could ultimately die right now. Might as well go into that dark night with some dignity... even if I'm perishing for a fool's errand."
Kepler scratched his head.
"Wowie..." Pinkie blinked. "...is it just me, or is that the cheeriest thing Sera's ever said?"
"Rainbow..." Applejack leaned in. "...best not to look a gift bird in the mouth here, if you catch my drift."
Rainbow took a deep breath. "Alright..." She flapped her wings. "I'll survey the situation. Keps?" She glanced down. "You think you can keep an eye on her? Make sure she doesn't fly away like a true blue turd?"
"Erhm..." Kepler smiled awkwardly through his tusks. "I shall endeavorr not to brruise herr too badly with my fists!"
"Right. Cool. I guess." Swoooosh! With a worried gaze lingering on Seraphimus, Rainbow nevertheless glided upwards. "Girls? Let's combine our wits here. Fluttershy? I'm going to need you to—"
"I-I already found them, Rainbow," Fluttershy said.
Rainbow threw her a double-take.
"Well... two of them." She pointed down into the depths of the shifting debris. "Down there. Along the newborn canyon's edge. I suggest you be quick."
"I suggest you continue to be beautiful." And Rainbow descended upon the destination like a comet.
Battle of the Wyrm
"I can't be the only who thinks this is a terrible idea!" Rarity stammered. Even for a ghost mare, it was difficult to be heard over the rumbling tumult below. Nevertheless, she followed Rainbow closely as the girls' anchor flew lower and lower circles over the edge of the entity's destruction. "Believing—even for once—that there's a shred of respect to be had in that Seraphimus creature!" Her voice squeaked delicately. "Leaving her with the eloquent Kepler, no less!"
"I'm tellin' y'all, I ain't sensin' anythang to be concerned with!" Applejack exclaimed. "At least, not at the moment!"
"Are you meaning to say that she's made a complete turnaround?" Rarity remarked.
"Well... no..." Applejack took a deep breath. "But, for the time bein', she's totally on board with helpin' the Herald out."
"Hmmpf!" Rarity tilted her chin up. "Forgive me if I find that hard to believe, given her psychotic past."
"Ain't 'bout believin', Rarity," Applejack said. "My senses haven't let me down when they've been this on point. Besides, we're in no situation to pick and choose acts of generosity. No offense..."
"Point being...?" Rarity squinted.
"Shhhhh!" Twilight Sparkle frowned. "Everypony, please! Rainbow needs our help right now!"
"Actually, I just need Fluttershy's," Rainbow muttered, concentrating her narrow gaze on the fractured valley below. "How about it, Flutters? Am I getting warm?"
"I hate to say it, Rainbow, but you're going to have to fly lower," Fluttershy said in a trembling voice. "The two bodies aren't in the creature's path, but it will be uncomfortably close."
"I can do 'uncomfortable.'"
"I was afraid of that." Gulping, Fluttershy pointed. "Follow that path... through the rising mists."
"I think I see them!" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"You must get closer," Fluttershy insisted. "One of them—I sense—is faint."
"As in dying?"
"I don't know. That's why you must get closer."
"On it." Taking a deep breath to calm her nerves, Rainbow dove in the direction of Fluttershy's pointing limb.
Pinkie Pie trailed at the end of the ghostly train. Her body shook as he looked in the direction of the massive wyrm. "Better hurry up, Dashie! I think it's getting restless!"
Kepler paced and paced around the stationary wagon. His scorpion tail curled and uncurled. Every now and then—as the earth shook—he flashed a worried look towards the debris clouds rising from the sundered valley below the nearest cliff.
"Would you please stop that incessant shuffling?" Seraphimus droned, staring calmly into the same abyss.
Kepler gulped. "It cannot be helped. My frriends arre in perril at the tentacles of a continental god-beast and the only thing I can do is polish my glasses and rroll my Rr's..." The wyvern sighed heavily. "A rratherr unflinching porrtrrait of my existence, I fearr..."
"Preserve your strength for a moment when you can utilize it far more efficently."
Kepler glanced at her. "I suppose you shall next prrevail upon telling me not to give up hope..."
"We all will die at some point," Seraphimus said coldly. "Thanks to your impulsive leader, perishing will happen far... far quicker here in this blighted realm."
"A fate you look forrwarrd to with grreat anticipation, I imagine."
"Don't attempt to be sarcastic and bitter. It doesn't suit you, wyvern."
Kepler squinted at her from a distance. He adjusted his spectacles and murmured: "Do you mind if I ask you something?"
"Yes."
"What... arre you gaining frrom this, all of a sudden?" He tilted his hairy head aside. "How do you, a wounded nihilist if therre everr was one, benefit frrom spontaneously assisting us?"
"Do you see my talons?"
"Yes. They arre bound."
"I can't very well do much on my own in this hellscape," Seraphimus droned. "And it profits no one to be useless in times of conflict."
"Only those with a cerrtifiable futurre stand to profit."
Seraphimus frowned into the ashen valley. "Do not pretend to know what my future holds."
"Emptiness? Oblivion? A slow and melancholic death?"
Seraphimus was silent.
Kepler bore a bittersweet smile. "Back on the Light Side, my brrotherrs and I know that ourr days arre numberred. Wyverrns perrish farr fasterr than naturre allows them to prrocrreate. Death surrrounds us in a shrroud, and therre is no escape frrom extinction. This is why the Mountain Matrron took us underr herr wing, I suspect. And when she did so, she taught us to make the best out of the meagerr time we have left... to purrsue peace, enlightenment, and the betterrment of all brrotherrs and sisterrs everrywherre."
"An insipid, futile philosophy."
"Oh, quite. Which makes me wonderr how a crreaturre so insistent on having lost everrything can still find the strrength to combat impossible adverrsity."
Seraphimus took a deep breath. "I was trained to be a defender of Verlaxion. Even in the Goddess' tragic absence, the instinct remains."
"Orr... perrhaps... therre is something farr deeperr." Kepler smiled. "Something that was innately strrong and fearrless in you long beforre Verrlaxion arrrived to stake a claim."
"You're misguided and self-absorbed," Seraphimus muttered. "This conversation is pointless. This whole damnable situation is pointless."
"Ach... and yet herre we both arre." Kepler waved a claw towards the shifting terrain in the distance. "An endangerred fourr-eyed wyverrn and a widowed grriffin in chains. Based on yourr perrspective, the two of us should have perrished about five or six similarr cataclysms ago..."
"... ... ..." Seraphimus stood still. Her charcoal-brown eyes followed a trace of color as it dove deep into the valley.
"I see them!" Pinkie Pie squeaked. She floated over Rainbow's diving figure. "Look! It's Flynn and Ariel!"
"Oh, how delightful!" Rarity craned her neck to look at the two ponies nestled on the edge of a craggy chunk of earth. "I... I think one of them is injured?"
"It's Flynn," Fluttershy said.
"Whew!" Rainbow exhaled, descending. "Thank Celestia!"
"Rainbow!" Twilight Sparkle scowled.
Rainbow flinched. "S-sorry." She squinted. "Flutters, how bad off is he?"
"He's just knocked out. Unconscious." Fluttershy exhaled. "The poor thing..."
"Ariel ain't feelin' too good," Applejack said, eyes shut as she relied on her senses. "Somethin' tells me she's at her wit's end."
Swooooosh!
"H-hey..." Rainbow wheezed, touching down beside the two. "...did somepony order Chineighs?"
"Rainbow Dash!" Ariel let go of Flynn and rushed towards her, scooping the petite pegasus up in a deep hug. "Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh—!" She clenched her eyelids shut, squeezing tears away. "I n-never thought I'd see you again!"
Rainbow wheezed. "Y-you might not... if you k-keep squeezing..."
Wincing, Ariel floated backwards. "Sorry..."
The earth rumbled. Rainbow flew a nervous glance over her shoulder, then back at the two Heraldites. "How's Flynn?"
"The very definition of 'pooped.'" Ariel shook nervously in place. She rubbed her fetlocks together as wary eyes traveled in the direction of the slithering beast. "After all he's been through today, I-I'm afraid the poor dude won't be able to use his magic for a week."
"Well..." Rainbow touched down and felt the unconscious unicorn's forehead. She winced from the burning fever. "...he owes a lot to you for saving his skin."
"Are you k-kidding?!" Ariel's muzzle hung agape. "I'm alive because of him!"
"Oh yeah?"
Ariel nodded fervently, flying down to grasp the stallion's shoulders. "After the monster knocked us sky-high, I blacked out. Next thing I knew, I was pinned beneath a boulder. My tail was stuck. I struggled to get out... and the thing was slithering closer. Then—out of nowhere—Flynn here charged up and used his telekinesis to push the boulder away. It must have shorted out his horn or something, cuz I had to fly him out of there. We would have been devoured... h-hadn't the beast suddenly shifted towards Alpha."
"Yeah." Rainbow exhaled. "It was coming after Keps and I."
"Kepler's okay?!" Ariel's eyes widened. "What about the wagon?"
"It's all in one piece," Rainbow said. "Thanks to Seraphimus."
Ariel did a double-take. "I'm sorry. Thanks to who?"
"Look, we can talk about it later." Rainbow shifted Flynn's figure. "Right now, we gotta fly Flynn to safety. Then I'm going to need your help in finding Big Show and Wildcard—"
"Better do it fast, Rainbow!" Twilight Sparkle suddenly yelped.
"What?" Rainbow craned her neck. "What's the matter?"
"The landscape is breaking apart in our direction!" Rarity squeaked.
"They're both right." Fluttershy gulped. "The beast is headed this way."
"Awwwwwwwwwww Luna poop," Rainbow grunted.
"What?" Ariel flinched in place. "What's the Girl-Alarm say?"
"We'd better move." Rainbow started picking Flynn's limp body up. "Now."
Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmble!
A shadow fell over the two pegasi in the starlight. Ariel looked up to see the left flank of the beast slithering closer towards them. As its chitinous body tilted, a sea of tentacles rolled over and lunged in their direction.
"Oh shit!" Ariel's ears drooped as she trembled all over. "Oh shit shit shit shit shit—!"
"Quick!" Rainbow shoved Flynn into Ariel's grasp. "Take him to higher ground!"
"But—"
"You're bigger than me, girl! You can carry him further!" Rainbow took a deep breath and charged the tentacles head on. "I'll buy you some time!"
"Rainbow!" Ariel practically shrieked. "Are you kidding?! You can't take that thing on—"
"I've got no choice!" Rainbow huffed, her ruby eyes reflecting a deathly wave of tendrils inbound. "Go—"
SWOOOSH! A dark figure murked in front of her, blocking protectively.
The ghostly mares gasped.
"Wildcard!" Rarity chirped jubilantly.
Cl-Cl-Clakkka! Bard's bo-staff kissed the starlight. With a savage glint to his goggles, a bruised Desperado stood his ground in midair. He twirled the weapon just as the probisci of the stalks lashed at them. Thunk! Th-Thunk! Cl-Cl-Clank!
Wincing, Ariel took that opportunity to fly towards Alpha with Flynn dangling in her grasp.
Sparks flew as Wildcard deflected more and more of the ravenous stalks.
Hovering behind him, Rainbow's eyes wandered to the griffin's armored side. She spotted the hilt of an ancient Emeraldinian sword. "Wildcard!" her voice cracked. "Pass it!"
Reading her mind, the griffin spared a metal talon—Schiiiiiing!—unsheathed the blade and flipped it behind him.
Rainbow nimbly caught it in her teeth, then flew in to slice the multiple tentacles being warded off by Wildcard's twirling staff. Sch-Sch-Schliiiiink!
Red mists kissed the air. A groan echoed from deep within the beast's mammoth girth. A rolling length of the creature shifted in the two mortals direction. As a result, a fresh wave of stalks lunged all at once. Swiiiiiiiish!
Wildcard clenched his beak tight and held the staff up at full length. Th-Thwkkkk! No less than twenty tendrils wrapped around Bard's weapon. The Desperado shook and struggled, but it was obvious that he was about to loose the staff altogether.
"Mrmmmfff... hold it—!" Rainbow Dash did a backflip, twirled about, and flew lengthwise across the row of grappling tentacles. Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Sliiiink! She lopped them all off, reducing the tendrils to meaty chunks.
Another groan. The beast only slithered closer, promising yet another onslaught of countless tentacles.
"This isn't working!" Twilight exclaimed. "We're only tickling the monster!"
"We gotta give it some real hurt somehow!" Applejack stammered.
"Rainbow, look!" Rarity pointed.
Recovering at Wildcard's side, Rainbow followed the fashionista's gesture. She saw a long crease... an ancient fissure grown into the side of the entity's chitinous flesh.
"A weak point?" Pinkie wheezed.
"As weak as it's gonna get!" Rarity said.
"Wildcard!" Rainbow pointed at the spot in question. "Do you see—?"
Wildcard nodded. Whistling, he lifted up a bit and attracted the next wave of tentacles, fending them off as best as he could with Bard's staff.
Rainbow, in the meantime, spat her sword out and clasped it between two fetlocks. "Rrrrrrrrrrrgh...!" Wings at full-blur, she threw herself at the visible seam in the monster's natural armor. She struck it blade-first, and the old Emeraldinian weapon sank halfway to the hilt. Chttttuunnk!
The creature barely budged. Then again, the Heraldites weren't done yet.
"Draw back, Rainbow!" Applejack shouted. "Wildcard's about to do his thang!"
Sure enough, as Rainbow Dash flew back from the embedded weapon, the Desperado dove down. He reared his metal arm back, and glowing mana emanated brilliantly from the leyline core of the prosthetic, accompanied by a deep bass hum. Vrmmmmmmmmmm! At last—with a shower of sparks—the limb overloaded, and Wildcard threw his metallic fist forward with the mother of all punches, landing squarely against the hilt of the embedded blade.
THUNKKKK!
A wild spray of red juices fountained in every direction from the fresh gash. This was followed by an immense, deaffening groan, and the creature stopped slithering altogether. The tentacles across the wyrm's back all retracted at once in some epic "wincing" gesture.
"Ohhhhhhhh it felt that alright!" Pinkie Pie belched.
"Good enough!" Rainbow panted for breath and motioned Wildcard to follow her as she ascended. "Let's get the heck out of here and regroup with Ariel and—"
"Look out!" Fluttershy shrieked.
"Huh?" Rainbow gasped as Wildcard's arm wrapped protectively around her and dragged her to a higher altitude. "Whoah!"
At that very moment, the creature's body was lunging skyward. Patches of cosmic light was instantly blotted out as the front half of the beast reared towards the heavens, stretching for hundreds and hundreds of meters. Squinting, Rainbow and her companions could see giant, barbed mandibles stabbing at the sky. Ear-piercing shrieks rippled outwards in every direction, and the earth shook as its rear half rose and fell with catastrophic thrashing motions.
"Hmmmpff!" Pinkie folded her forelimbs and rolled her eyes. "What a big baby!"
"Wow..." Twilight blinked. "I didn't think we hurt it that much."
"I think... something else is happening to it," Fluttershy said.
Rainbow sputtered for breath, dangling from Wildcard's clutches. "Like what?"
"I don't know..." Fluttershy pointed. "Just look at how its mandibles are biting at the air. It's almost as if it's struggling to breathe."
"Yeah!" Pinkie also pointed. "And just look at that big fat pony perched on its giant mandibles! I mean... talk about annoying!"
Twilight did a double-take. "Wait... what?!"
"What big fat pony?" Applejack wheezed.
From a distance, both Rainbow Dash and Wildcard could hear a guttural war-cry, accompanied by the distant glint of a swinging axe. The war shouts acted as savage punctuation to each of the monster's prolonged groans.
"Ya like that?!" A voice could be faintly heard echoing. "Take it, ya big fat rolling bitch turd! Take ittt! Raaaaaaaaugh!"
Wildcard's goggles rattled.
"Buck me sideways..." Rainbow grimaced. "...is... is that actually...?"
Fluttershy's forelimbs curled up as she nervously eyed the pony perched suicidally atop the creature's thrashing face. "Oh... my..."
Big Bad Show, Tonight
"Big Show?!?!" Ariel called out. Hovering with an unconscious Flynn in her grasp, she tilted her head up to gawk at the ridiculous stunt transpiring over a hundred meters above the group. The unmistakable glint of the stallion's axe kissed the air as he flailed precariously atop the writhing cranium of the massive beast. "What the Hell does he think he's doing?!"
"Preparing to become the Little Turd!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "That friggin' thing's going to eat him!"
"Now, dun give up faith yet, RD," Applejack said, pointing at the distant Heraldite's epic battle. "For all we know, maybe he just can take 'em!"
"Applejack..." Rainbow's glare could slice clouds. She gestured at the sprawling length of waving stalks worming its way towards the curved horizon. "I don't know if you've noticed, but this is a teensy bit bigger than the cattle stampedes you used to wrangle back home!"
"Yeah, well... he has an axe."
"Eugh..." Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Dang it. We gotta save him."
Wildcard nodded. And—SWOOOOOOOOSH! The Desperado sailed like a black comet towards the lofty stallion's struggle.
"Wait—WILDCARD?!?!" Rainbow Dash gnashed her teeth. "Don't! Stop! What are you—?!" She shook in place. "Rrrrrrrgh!"
"Is everypony east of Equestria insane?!" Rarity stammered.
Pinkie Pie shrugged. "Boys will be boys."
Fluttershy looked over. "You don't see Kepler or Flynn acting so brashly."
Pinkie shrugged again. "Bird boys."
"Just what is he hoping to accomplish?!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed.
"I'm going after him!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, flapping her wings hard.
Twilight Sparkle flung her a look of shock. "What are you hoping to accomplish?!"
"I dunno! Something awesome!"
"Rainbow, doing 'something awesome' here could kill you!"
"Then I'll settle for Diet Bodacious!" In mid-ascent, Rainbow threw a stern look back down at Ariel. "You! Carry Flynn back towards Alpha and rejoin Keps and Miss Grumpy Beak!"
"But—!" Ariel trembled.
"And—for the love of hash browns—try and get somepony to think up a way we can shake loose this oversized death caterpillar!"
Ariel bit her lip, holding Flynn closer. "Dang it... why can't 'epic' be a different four letter word?"
The unicorn in her grasp stirred. With a wincing expression, Flynn whimpered breathily: "Did I hear somepony s-say 'hash browns?'"
"Gnnnghhhh..." Ariel turned tail and flew towards Alpha—away from the thrashing creature. "Let's go, egghead. Before you crack."
"Mmmmmm..." Flynn mewled. "...I want bacon."
Meanwhile—
"YAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" Eyes bulging... his body and muzzle stained with red juices... Logan dug his axe deep into the chitinous flesh of the wyrm and held on for dear life. "RRRRRRRRRRR-AAAAA-AAAAAUGH!!!" He paused in screaming only to spit. "What's the matter, shit snake?!? Woke up on the wrong side of the world's ass crack this morning?!?"
For the briefest of moments, the labored creature's thrashing paused, and Logan took the opportunity to dislodged his axe, swing it again, and pierce another layer of the monster's exoskeleton—eliciting a deep bass groan, accompanied by a spray of red juices.
"HAH! HAAAAAH! THAT'S RIGHT! Who's dinglberrying who now, MOTHERBUCKER?!" He dug his blade even deeper, hissing into the scarlet fountain. "Swallow me! Go ahead! SWALLOW ME! I'm gonna stick to your uvula for a thousand throat-scratching years, ya gluttonous string of ass splooge! FIGHT MEEEE!!!"
The creature's mandibles shook and wobbled on either side of the confrontation, blotting the starlight out from Logan's peripheral vision. All he could make out was a steady trickle of dirt, rubble, and debris—shaking loose from the multidunous barbs of the beast's long-scarred pedipalps. Just a deathly lunge ahead of Logan's miraculous perch, a softy gummy maw of vascular tissue rolled open and shut with each breath, revealing countless layers of barbed esophagul lining laced with bile. A dreadful heat emanated from the unfathomable core of the beast, making the hairs of Logan's mane curl.
"What?! WHAT?!? You think you've got what it takes to intimidate me?! I'M THE REIGNING GOD KING OF GARBAGE FARTS!!! Eat me and we'll melt straight through the earth and end up back in Rohbredden to make you Windigo food! So BRING IT!!!"
The beast groaned. Logan wasn't sure whether or not it was responding to him, but he didn't care. As the thrashing head evened out again, he raised his axe once more to take a savage slice out of the monster's oral cavity.
Swoooooosh! Wildcard flew up from behind and grabbed him. Clenching his beak, the Desperado kicked off the chitin of the monster and allowed the weight of Logan and the stallion's axe to pull them earthward. He spread his griffin wings to expertly control the descent.
"Hey?! HEY!!" Logan shook and writhed in the griffin's grasp. "What gives?! Dammit, Double-Yoo! Take me back! I had him up against the ropes, ya lousy Turkey-in-the-mud!"
Fwoooosh! Rainbow Dash flew up to join them. "Stupid melon fudge." She wriggled her hooves in, joining Wildcard in steadying the obese earth pony. Together, they drifted speedily towards the fractured landscape below. "If you wanna be heroic, wait until it's something you can actually cleave in half with your blade—not with a supernova!"
"I don't want to cleave it in half!" Logan kicked his hooves and bellowed into the sporadic starlight. "I want to grind it into dust and force its worm children to piss on it and make paste!"
"Dude!" Rainbow gawked at the stallion. "You know you're practically fighting a continent, right?!"
"Pffft! That's no continent!" Logan spat. "That's a pussified isthmus at best! And—anyways..." He gestured at the two winged companions. "I would have had the bastard beat if it weren't for you and Deus Ex Mockingbird here!"
"Wildcard..." Rainbow gave the Desperado a lethargic look. "Could you please punch Big Show in a place where it'll make him shut the buck up?!"
"HAH!" Logan grinned, covered in sweat and glory. "If you think smacking me in the nads will get me to calm down, I've been there before! You're gonna have to think of something—"
Wildcard punched Logan's gut with his metal fist. WHUMP!
"Httttt!" The fat stallion's eyes bulged. "M-my st-st-stomachhh—!"
Rainbow exhaled with relief. "Way to go, buddy." She scanned the landscape below for any specks of manalight that might indicate the location of the wagon. "Now, let's get on board the Hoverplank and fart ourselves Curveside—"
Wildcard let out a shrill whistle.
"What?" Rainbow looked at him. She saw lunging mandibles reflected off the griffin's goggles. "DROP!"
She and Wildcard dropped Logan immediately. The three of them fell as one, with Rainbow and Wildcard retracting their wings.
SNAPPPPP! Gigantic pinchers slammed together above them, producing thunder.
After the vaporous ripples of air had dissipated, Rainbow reoriented herself with the curved horizon of Alpha. "It doesn't get much closer than that!" She reached out for Logan's left legs. "Grab—!"
Wildcard reached for Logan's right legs.
"Sptttt..." Tearing up, Logan wheezed. "My axe—!"
Wildcard's lion's tail wrapped around the weapon in question. He and Rainbow clutched Logan's weight and—Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!—lifted up in time to avoid becoming paste againt the rubble-strewn earth. They flew speedily with their friend in tow.
All the while...
THUDDDDDDDDDD!
...the upper length of the beast cascaded behind them, crushing and pulverizing the stone earth as it awkwardly pursued the two with its wriggling girth.
Equivalent Exchange and Explosions
Kepler lowered a spyglass from his eye.
"My starrs and garrterrs..."
He placed his spectacles back on and blinked heavily at the upper twilight. Off in the distance, three conjoined specks were struggling to outfly a giant, belly-flopping behemoth.
"I do believe they have angerred it."
Seraphimus was likewise squinting at the scene from where they both stood at the wagon. "I cannot help but wonder, wyvern, if your penchant for stating the obvious is some poorly-constructed defense mechanism."
"Ha-HAH!" Kepler nodded without looking. "That you should choose to give psychiatrric advice!"
Seraphimus pointed with two bound wrists. "They're almost here."
"Surrely, you jest!" Kepler looked over at her. "They arre a good thrree minutes away—at least—even at top speed!"
SWOOOOSH! A heavily-sweating Ariel touched down clumsily with a limp Flynn. "At last!"
"Gaaah!" Kepler hopped in place, nearly losing his spectacles.
Seraphimus calmly glanced his way. "I was referring to them."
Ariel threw Seraphimus a look of surprise. "So you did survive."
A dull sigh escaped the former Commander's throat. "A pity to disappoint you."
Ariel frowned. Clenched her teeth. Shook. "... ... ...Whatever." She twirled to face Kepler. "What do we have left to work with?"
"Mirraculously, most everrything!" Kepler gestured at the wagon. "Only one crrate was lost, and we've scavenged most of the materrials!"
"Cool." Thwump! Ariel unceremoniously threw Flynn's groaning body into the wagon and began rummaging about. "Any narrow blades? Swords?"
"What forr?" Kepler craned his neck. "Does ourr unicorrn frriend need a tracheotomy?"
"No!" Ariel spat, searching frantically. "To stab that friggin' wyrm, ya sky monkey!"
"Have you gone mad, frriend?!" Kepler grimaced through his tusks. He waved a nervous claw towards the interrupted horizon as the rumbling drew closer. "Even the entirre arrsenal of Rrohbredden's finest couldn't pierrce that abominable manifestation's hide!"
"I beg to differ," Seraphimus grunted.
Ariel rolled her eyes, then looked at Kepler. "I just saw—with my own eyes—Rainbow and Wildcard making the damned thing bleed with just a sword and a metal fist!"
"Ach..." Kepler nodded nervously. His glasses reflected a fresh column of debris and ash rising in a line towards their general vicinity. "...and quite a fine job it did of slowing the crretin down, too."
"Yeah... well..." Ariel gulped, donating the distorted horizon a worried look. "...have you any bright ideas?"
"Indeed." Kepler coughed. "We could outrrun it on the wagon..."
"Uh huh—"
"...for apprroximately half a minute beforre it crrushes us to a pulp underr it's monumental weight."
Ariel cringed. "Any... brighter ideas?"
"Absolutely!" Kepler gestured. "We glide towarrds it so that the suspense won't last as long."
"Keps!" Ariel's voice cracked. "What gives?! You're supposed to be the optimistic one!"
Kepler bore a bittersweet smile. "All things must eventually rrun out, my dearr."
"Cheese and bacon," Flynn slurred, eyes shut. Ariel's tail swatted him in the face. "Pffffft!"
"Well... guh..." Ariel looked again, wincing. Her twitching blue eyes caught sight of Rainbow, Wildcard, and Logan in the far, far distance. "We c-can't just give up! Not after all we've accomplished to get out of that stupid thing's clutches!"
Seraphimus cocked her head to the side. "Do you not possess an ample supply of alchemic materials?"
Kepler blinked. He looked at the crate.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Ariel fidgeted.
Seraphimus breathed in deeply, frowning slightly. "Such concoctions did wonders to my fellow soldiers back at the Edge..."
"It... simply isn't enough to thwarrt a monsterr of this magnitude," Kepler said in a sober tone. "I doubt it could even singe the crreaturre's outerr shell."
"Then perhaps if you had some blighted tool to magnify the chemicals' effect?" Seraphimus suggested. "You all pretend to be soldiers... warriors, yes?" She cocked an eyecrest. "Such tenacity requires a certain degree of... improvisation in the field. But I can't expect you to know that."
"Kepler..." Ariel whispered, as if to hide the fact from Seraphimus. She leaned towards the wyvern. "...the lunar runes."
"...!" Kepler looked at the crate chock-full of heavy moonstones.
"Could a Midnighter spell amplify some of your alchemy?" Ariel hissed.
"I... think therre might be a rrelevant command orr two that could be employed," Kepler thought aloud. "But... it could rrisk immolating all fourr of us and ourr arrriving companions in the prrocess."
Ariel bit her lip.
The earth rumbled.
The stars quivered as the beast approached.
"I'm all for that," Seraphimus droned.
"Hrmmmmm..." Flynn smiled and drooled. "...buttered toast."
My Lord and Shepherd
Rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble!!!
The gigantic wyrm—or at least what could be comprehensibly seen of it—finished its forward collapse. With a cataclysmic jet of ash and soot in every direction, the beast landed fully on its belly. An earthquake and a half later, and the beast had transformed the momentum of its fall into a savage slither... raking forward through the earth as swiftly as its unbelievably large muscles could push it.
Somehow, this only helped the beast increase its ravenous velocity—a fact that was not lost to the three Heraldites struggling to outrun it.
"Faster... faster!" Logan wheezed, still struggling for breath after the last blow to the gut from Wildcard's metal fist. "Must go faster!"
"What... do you think... we're doing!" Rainbow Dash gnashed her teeth as she carried half of the stallion's limbs. "Rnnnngh... why couldn't you just have a fat ego like most stallions?!"
Wildcard's goggles rattled. The Desperado took one glance behind them—immediately wished that he hadn't—and threw his scrutinous gaze forward once again.
Smoke and debris burned hotly at the three mortals' tails.
"I know I tend to be the melodramatic one, but it stands being said," Rarity muttered. "Have any of us actually considered a viable solution for the moving wall of impenetrable death that is currently trailing Rainbow's fragile hooves?!?"
"Evasive maneuvers!" Pinkie Pie barked, panting slightly as she gauged the horrifying sight pulling up on their anchor. "Hard to port! Even harder to non-port! Quick, Dashie! Make a sharp turn and throw this party pooper off!"
"NO!" Fluttershy trembled. "This isn't any ordinary creature! Its gigantic muscles are tensing up! No matter which direction Rainbow might spontaneously go, I-I'm convince it'll outlunge her and her friends!"
"I'm afraid Fluttershy is right!" Applejack exclaimed. "This ain't this creature's first rodeo! I reckon its got Rainbow and her friends on the menu!"
"Well, we must be able to help Rainbow do something!" Rarity trembled amidst the thick malaise of surmounting dust phasing through her as the beast gained speed. "Come on, girls! Think!"
"And fast!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed. "We're headed straight for a brilliant burst of mana!"
"Wait, wh-what???" Pinkie's eyes crossed.
Applejack squinted. "Come again?"
"What do you mean, Twilight?" Fluttershy craned her neck. "What's happening up ahead?!"
Twilight blinked, then aimed her fluctuating horn at the speck of a wagon up ahead. A bright pale glow was emanating from the cliffside where Rainbow's friends awaited her and Wildcard's apocalyptic return.
"It's..." Twilight's jaw hung agape. "...it's a lunar spell!"
"Lunar spell?!" Rainbow sputtered.
Wildcard flashed her a look.
Logan managed to squint feebly at their twinkling destination. "... ... ...what in the blue Hell are they up to?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhh... Keps?" Ariel struggled to gaze at the blindingly bright assortment of rocks he had tethered to the Midnighter rifle. "Do you think you've got enough runes enchanted there?"
"Shhhhhh!" Kepler's eyes narrowed on his work. With carefully adept clawtips, he poured the last of multiple solutions into a pair of bottles he had fastened with hard twine to an elongated barb. This conjoined projectile was fitted into the barrel of a long rifle gifted by Bleak's Plummet. "This 'ammunition' is farr... farr frrom aerrodynamic. It will need an exceeding amount of prropulsion if it is expected to fly any distance whatsoeverr."
"But what if you overload it and the thing explodes?!"
"I simply do not have the time to account forr two outcomes at once!" Kepler's hairy brow furrowed. "Potency and trrajectorry?! Alas... I must settle for something that can actually make an impact on the apprroaching foe!"
"Uh huh..." Ariel gnashed her teeth as the earth shook and trembled with greater intensity around them. She looked towards where a mountain of death lurched in their direction, with three tiny specks in between. "So... what's the plan?"
"We must rrely on ourr tarrget forr prroximity," Kepler said. "That should allow forr maximum exposurre to this experrimental concoction."
"You mean we've gotta wait for that thing to charge up to us?!"
"Prrecisely..."
Ariel threw Seraphimus a wild look. "Your idea is starting to suck harder and harder by the second!"
Seraphimus calmly shook her head. "It's hardly 'my idea' any longer." Her charcoal brown eyes reflected the wall of incoming mayhem. She had to raise her voice to be heard above the tumult. "I fear it has evolved into something far more... stupid."
"Thus, my faith forr this worrking! Ha Hah!" Kepler nevertheless sighed as he capped off the last of the fastened bottles. "Ohhhhhhh how I do wish I can afforrd morre of those in the not-too-distant-futurre."
"How's it going to work?" Ariel asked.
"Well, the bottles arre fastened in such a way that shatterring them will expose theirr contents to one anotherr, thus prroducing a densely compacted patch of flammable gases that—when prropelled forrward and exposed to enchanted lunarr frriction—"
"Scratch that!" Ariel grasped Kepler as the tremors grew deafening. "How do we work it?!"
"Errrrr..." Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "It will take verry, verry prrecise aiming. I will need help."
"What kind of help?!"
"I am cerrtainly no sniperr," Kepler said. "And I will need some special means of aiming this most imporrtant shot!"
The two Heraldites stared at each other. Hesitantly, Ariel bit her lip and looked across the wagon.
Seraphimus blinked back at her.
"It's gaining..." Pinkie squealed, teeth rattling. "It's gaiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiing!"
"Fart, you fools!" Logan stammered, danglingly helplessly in the two speedster's grasp as the monster closed in on them. "Come on! Frickin'—"
Wildcard whistled shrilly, a confused look on his windblow expression.
"I see it, Wildcard..." Rainbow managed as utter death roared behind her. She squinted at the bodies gathered before the wagon. "...but what is even...?"
Light flickered.
Metal glinted...
Seraphimus squatted low on all fours.
Kepler and Ariel knelt behind her, cradling the stock and trigger of the Midnighter rifle. The barrel itself was resting over Seraphimus' straight shoulders as the Heraldites struggled to aim neatly at the incoming creature.
"How's this...?" Ariel remarked.
"Closerr!" Kepler licked his tusks as he scrunched right in, lying cheek-to-cheek with the pegasus. The two of them were uncomfortably close to Seraphimus, but nevertheless relied on her to steady the barrel. "That's it! Yes—rremain still, please. You must."
"Indeed." Seraphimus breathed slowly. Steadily. "If you honestly believe this will stop the creature's charge..."
"It is ourr only hope at this venturre..." Kepler squinted... squinted... then yanked off his spectacles altogether. "Spirrit of the Mountain Matrron, grrant me strrength." He exhaled heavily, lining the sights up one degree at a time. "Therre... that's it..."
"Have you adjusted for the wind?" Seraphimus calmly asked.
"Attempting to."
"Keps, what do you need from me?" Ariel asked.
"Yourr voice, sisterr..." Kepler inhaled. Exhaled. "When I tell you to, shout the two commands that I scribbled down."
"This will trigger the runes to propel your compound?"
"Absolutely."
"The wind is shifting," Seraphimus said. She cocked her head aside, glancing at the incoming beast. "If you're aiming for the mouth..."
"I've yet to see it!"
"Anticipate it," Seraphimus coached. "Judging from its muscular structure, I suspect the thing's maw will be opening any... moment... now..." Her words trailed off as her headcrest lowered.
Even from a long distance, Seraphimus could make out the prismatic speck that was Rainbow Dash. The shape drew closer and closer. The glint of the mare's pendant became more distinct. She saw Rainbow's approach vector—how she was anchored by her and Wildcard's grip to Logan. With expert calculations, Seraphimus realized that the pegasus' approach would bring Rainbow Dash to that exact spot seconds before the monster's churning mass arrived. If they maintained their speed, they would inevitably fly directly above the group.
Seraphimus glanced up at her backside. Her wingfeathers flexed. With just one swift stretch of her muscles, the rifle's barrel would be pointed upwards...
"Adjusting..." Kepler droned. "Adjusting... ... ..."
"Kepssssss..." Ariel whined.
Seraphimus took a deep breath. Her manacles rattled around her wrists as she looked at Rainbow's approach again. "Aim slightly lower," she said. Her wing muscles coiled tightly to her sides. Unmoving. "I suspect the frictious draft from the creature's approach will raise the projectile high enough to impact its orifice."
"Agrreed!" Kepler swallowed. "Alrright... arre you rready, frriend?"
Ariel nodded. "As ready as I'll ever be."
"Everypony, exhale!"
Seraphimus's lungs tightened.
"... ... ... ..." Kepler's spectacled eyes twinkled. "Now!"
Ariel shouted into the runes of the rifle: "H'rhnum!"
POW! The barb flew free from the gun, carrying the bottles with it. It sailed clear past Rainbow, Wildcard, and Logan—whizzing past their heads.
Seraphimus watched. Still. Silent.
Ariel timed it perfectly: "Y'hnyrr!!!"
Their three Heraldite friends became black sihlouettes against a blinding plume of flame erupting in front of the creature's face. Everyone flinched—including Seraphimus—as an infernal cloud fountained towards Omega, broiling over every chitinous surface it could find for hundreds of meters.
PHWOOOOOOOOOOOMB!
And somewhere in the process...
...Rainbow Dash landed. Gravity followed shortly afterwards... along with Logan's butt.
THUDDD!
"Guhhh!"
"Aaaaaugh!"
"!!!"
Waiting For the Wyrm
Smoke rolled heavily over the clifface.
Every Heraldite was sprawled out across the floor in various states of dizzying shock. One by one, they crawled up on all fours, coughing and sputtering.
"Oomfff..."
"Kaff! Kaff!"
"Grkkktt... guhhhhhhh..."
Ariel shook dust and ash loose from her mane. "Blblblblblb..." She squinted nervously at the hazy twilight above. "Are we dead? Cuz if so, this afterlike sucks."
"The Flatulife," Logan managed.
Ariel blinked. "Okay... after hearing a joke like that I wish I was dead."
Wildcard perched on the wagon and flapped his wings heavily. In so doing, he cleared the immediate air in that vicinity. Kepler could be seen, sprawled out besides a collapsed sniper rifle and an unconscious Flynn.
"Keps!" Rainbow Dash hopped up and crawled over to him. "Are you alright?"
"And so it is the worrld began," Kepler slurred, rubbing the dust out of his eyes with a hairy wrist. "And so it is the worrld shall end."
"Hey!" Pinkie Pie grinned. "Catchy!"
"Looks like everypony's accounted for, Rainbow," Twilight Sparkle said, floating closer to her anchor. "And that magical burst upon our arrival was Kepler's doing."
Rainbow looked at the wyvern again. "Keps? Did you save us just now with that rifle? Or did you suddenly evolve the ability to breathe fire?"
"If only I werre that verrsatile..." He squinted up at her with a tired smile. "Alas, Rrainbow One, I assissted you with mostly prredictable means."
"Sooooooooooo..." Rarity squirmed uncomfortably. "What became of the beast?"
"Rainbow!" Fluttershy floated over and pointed up towards Omega. "Look!"
Briskly, Rainbow spun around to gaze. Wildcard, Ariel, Logan and the rest also looked.
As the haze cleared, a shifting wall of chitinous flesh could be seen... looming above them. By the casual manner in which the wyrm lingered, it appeared as though it only did so by choice. Scarcely a burn mark marred its cranial features. The thing shifted again, let loose a dull bass groan... then retreated slowly back into the earthen depths. Rainbow and the Herald watched as—once again—a seemingly innocuous forest of waving stalks lowered until it was an even extension of the plateau around them. The rumbling persisted... trailed off... then dwindled completely. All was still as the creature found its deep burrow to retire in.
"Did..." Ariel's muzzle twisted. "Did we hurt it?"
Wildcard shook his head.
"If you ask me, sisterr..." Kepler rummaged around, then found his spectacles. "I simply suspect we managed to..." He placed the glasses on, gazing casually at the new alien landscape. "...make it borred of us."
Logan exhaled. "Well, that's a boredom we could live with."
"I'd say," Rainbow stammered.
"Can I cheer now?" Pinkie asked, trembling.
"Ennnghh..." Applejack rolled her eyes, then smiled gently at her. "Eeyup, Pinkie. You can cheer now."
"Wooohooo!" Pinkie pumped a hoof in the air. "We were boring! Go us!"
"Smashing!" Rarity exclaimed. "Or... unsmashing, in this case!" A nervous, ladylike laugh.
"It's sleeping soundly." Fluttershy exhaled with a happy shimmy to her feathers. "All in all, I'd say that's a good thing."
"Way to go, Keps," Rainbow said, turning around. "You totally saved the day on this one."
"Ach! I did not do so on my own!" Kepler waved a talon about. "Arriel and Serraphimus assisted mightily."
Rainbow squinted in the surly griffin's direction. "Is that so...?"
"Don't act as though you're surprised," Seraphimus droned as a shadow loomed behind her. "I simply assisted in what assured momentary survival at the time. You're still a pathetically inept leader, and this entire party is doomed to—" THWACKKK!!! The hilt of a massive axe clobbered her skull from behind.
Seraphimus jolted. A blink... and she actually summoned the strength to throw an accusatory glare behind her shoulder before—
"Gnnnngh..."
Thwump!
She fell out cold with a rattle of her manacles.
"Big Show?!?!" Rainbow Dash gnashed her teeth. "What the buck?!?"
"Her wings still are unbound," Logan said, resting his axe behind him as he stood over the victim. "She could have flown off at any second."
"But she didn't, dude!"
"So?" Logan frowned. "What's stopping her?! You heard the lady. She's still pissed as hell at you—at all of us!"
"And you think this helps?!"
"Bind her wings back together," Logan belched. "You can thank me later."
Rainbow pouted. "I think you're still high on testosterone after wrestling the wyrm."
"You're welcome."
"Ehhhh..." Ariel crawled over to Seraphimus' unconscious body with a length of chains. "For what it's worth, I'm not complaining."
"Herr motives still arren't entirrely clearr," Kepler admitted.
Wildcard nodded.
"Grnnnnghhh..." Rainbow face-hoofed. "Whatever. Let's just get as much distance between us and Lowly Worm as we can." She glanced tiredly at Seraphimus' figure. "Hoooo boy... she won't be fun to deal with when she comes to."
"Cheese omelette," Flynn slurred, drooling.
Axe Me a Question
"Grnnngh..."
Seraphimus stirred.
"Mrmmffnngh..."
Seraphimus winced.
The wagon wobbled around her, accompanied by the low buzz of active manastones.
The griffin's beak muscles clenched and unclenched. She tried to sit up—only to feel a wave of dizziness and nausea.
"Grnnnnghhhh... Verlaxionnnn..."
"Yeahhhhhhh..." A feminine voice breathily squeaked. Seraphimus felt an ice-cold cloth being pressed to her feathery crown. "You might wanna lie still. That bump's starting to look like a second beak at this point."
Undoubtedly the soul in question meant to soothe the former Talon Commander with the icy press. To Seraphimus, however, it felt like a wave of hot needles being pressed into her sensitive skin.
"Rrrrgh!" She sat up with a thrashing moment, only to be yanked into a permanent squatting position thanks to an array of heavy chains binding her to the wagon. "Leave itttt!" She hissed.
Ariel jerked back, nearly pratfalling off the wagon. She blinked at the griffin. "Fine. Yeesh." She wrung the moisture out of the cloth and placed it back in a sopping wet barrel before slapping the lid back in place. "Guess that'll be the last time I try doing you any favors."
"The only favor I need from you is a crossbolt to the skull!" Seraphimus sneered, wincing from the throbbing pain.
"Nnnghhh..." Ariel sighed, folding her forelimbs. "Y'know... as far as I can see... there are no crackers to feed you here on the Dark Side. So how come you're still repeating yourself?"
"Undo these chains and I will teach you a new language," Seraphimus droned. "I shall teach all of you."
Ariel snorted. "Yeah. That's not happening." She gulped. "At least... not at this point."
"Hrmmmmmmmmfff..."
"Er... for what it's worth..." Ariel drew a bang of mane hair over her left ear. "I wasn't the one who royally whalloped you."
"I know who hit me," Seraphimus grunted. A pair of charcoal brown eyes sliced across the wagon.
A fat figure sat beside Kepler and Wildcard. As Kepler guided the cart along and Wildcard provided extra steering with his wings, Logan continued to scrape the edge of his axe with a sharpening stone. Tiny showers of spark danced in the twilight. As Seraphimus' eyes dug into Logan, the stallion's neck hairs rose on edge. He looked lethargically over his shoulder.
"Morning, sunshine," he murmured. "Dream well?"
"The dead don't dream," Seraphimus slurred.
"Spoken like a true cadaver." Logan scraped and scraped his stone. "Were you always so stiff? I bet your late husband just needed something to help iron his shirts."
"You can insult me as much as you wound me," Seraphimus said. "Your daughter is still a lowly bastard."
"Hmmmmff..." Logan's lips curved ever so slightly. "Good to know I didn't lobotomize you."
Silence.
"Okay...!" Ariel clapped her hooves together. "Now that that's been addressed, I'm going to... uh... go and help Rainbow Dash with reconaissance!" She blinked. "...because Rainbow!" FWOOOOSH! She soared skyward, heading Curveside.
Logan's gaze craned to follow her. "I wonder if her mother would smile or cry to know that she's begotten a one-trick-pegasus?"
Seraphimus wasn't finished staring daggers into his skull. "You could have permanently damaged my skull."
Logan shrugged. "So I had to get a few hits in. Y'know... for practice. Hate to do it wrong when the real moment comes."
"I had assumed that you and I had developed a degree of common respect."
"The word you're looking for is 'familiarity.'" Logan shook his head. "Oh no, lady. You don't ever get that mixed up with respect. One is a life-bond between brothers and sisters foaled in battle. The other is a horribly smelly neighbor you invite over to a feast just because it's Unification Day."
"I was instrumental in getting your foolish leader and this putrid wagon to safety," Seraphimus insisted. "If you did not respect the extent of my contribution, then why did you and Jordan release my wings to begin with?"
"You had exhausted your usefulness for the time being," Logan said, calmly examining the sharp edge of his blade. "I couldn't risk jeopardizing the team."
Seraphimus' eyes narrowed. "I was not prepared to do so. A life-threatening event had just come to a conclusion. What would I have had to gain from betraying your trust then and there?"
Logan gave her a tired look. "Now what experience have we all gone through to make me believe that you're completely full of shit?" His nostrils flared. "Would you not have done the same if you were in my position?"
Silence.
Wildcard glanced nervously over his shoulder. A pair of dark goggles reflected Seraphimus' blank face.
At last, she exhaled through her beak. "Alright. You make a fair point." Seraphimus rested on all fours, wincing as she felt the weight of the chains over her wings once again. "Although... my method of silencing would have been—"
"Lemme guess, 'more efficient.'"
She hummed. "Fatal."
"Heh..." Logan returned to sharpening his blade. "Good thing we still know each other."
Seraphimus winced as another throb of pain rolled through her avian skull. "Of that—I am not entirely certain."
"We dragged you from the edge—screaming and drooling and threatening to eviscerate the Austraeoh."
"To be fair, she's given me plenty of valid reasons."
"Uh huh..."
"But that was not the imminent necessity when you insisted on bludgeoning me from behind like a coward."
"There was no telling what you wanted."
"No. There wasn't. You didn't give me a chance."
Logan's sharp eyes flashed to her. "Then just what do you want?"
She frowned. "Respect." She raised her bound limbs and rattled the chains where he could see them. "Does this look like respect? Has it ever even remotely looked like respect since we arrived here?"
"Rrespect worrks both ways, my frriend."
Seraphimus glanced at the front of the wagon.
Kepler calmly guided the craft through a narrow canyon of erratic limestone formations. He continued without looking: "Therre arre farr grreaterr lengths to trravel than the extent of the plane." His scorpion tail flexed and unflexed. "Much larrgerr hurrdles, as well."
Seraphimus took a fuming breath. She glared back at Logan. "You really... really should have given me the benefit of a doubt."
"Yeah? Why?"
She was silent.
Logan scratched his scruffy chin. "You wanna know why I really hit you?" He shook his head. "Because I still don't trust you."
Her response was quieter than even she expected. "I was beginning to think you and I had something in common."
"Me too." Logan nodded warily. "Which is precisely the point."
She exhaled in a huff. "Then we are back to the beginning."
"Maybe." Logan stretched his crackling joints. "Grnnngh... maybe not. Either way..." He leaned back, sighing. A beat. "... ... ...I'm still not the reason why you're with us."
"... ... ..."
"She's mad at me, y'know." Logan smiled crookedly. "Over the clobbering. She understands why it had to be done, of course, but... she gets mad over you more than she gets mad at you." Logan raised an eyebrow. "Now when was the last time you experienced that? Huh?" A narrow stare. "Before your family was frozen?"
Seraphimus stared past him.
"Hmmm... you're lucky, in a way. Y'know that?" Logan finally placed his axe away and reclined against a crate of supplies as the wagon glided along. "That 'bastard' you talked about? She's blissfully ignorant of my fat ass... and I hardly know her either. The day I finally die, I'll barely have had a taste of what I'm fighting for. But you? You had that groundwork laid out. Sure, it might be gone now... but at least you had a foundation. For all your feathers and claws you've familiarized yourself with the shoreline. Too bad you've got to flail like a rabid puppy when everything sinks."
Seraphimus took a shuddering breath. "That 'taste' you envy is quite bitter."
"Then spit it out already," Logan grunted. "And maybe next time—just maybe—I won't have to smack you over the head like the psychopathic parrot you've proven to us all to be."
"... ... ..."
"And—by the way..." Logan tilted his head lazily towards her. "...snazzy job saving the wagon."
She snorted. "Hollow praise."
"For a hollow head."
Seraphimus nodded with her skull towards the landscape ahead. "Where in blazes are we even going, pray tell?"
"Toots, are you seriously asking me? Hell, I don't even know." Logan then proceeded to wave a limp hoof towards the bent, dark horizon. "Curveside..."
Seraphimus looked up... and up and up and up and...
You Must Go Serpentine
For the next twelve hours, the journey of the Herald was delightfully uneventful. This didn't necessarily count as "easy."
Gone were the living stalks of carnivorous tentacles. If there were any further signs of the immense wyrm, none were to be found for miles and miles in all directions. It appeared as though the collossal beast occupied a length of the plane's territory safely behind them, between the group and and Edgeside. If the burrowing entity had any brothers or sisters—the Herald thankfully didn't run into them.
Instead, Rainbow and her friends had a vomitous topographical mess of sporadic rock formations, uneven plateaus, and random fissures to scale. It was as though a forest of living membranes had been immediately replaced by a forest of petrified stone structures. Some of the earthen barbs stretched so long and so thin that they resembled gigantic needles—fallen from a great height and fused at random angles to the arid floor (and to each other). Rainbow Dash and Ariel could fly over these formations with the greatest of ease. Ferrying the hover craft through the mess—however—turned a simple glide into a perilous journey that took ten times as long for each kilometer traversed.
More than once, the group contemplated how feasible it would be to simply ditch the "Hover Plank" and go about the rest of the trip on hoof. But then there would be occasions where the ponies found a miraculously flat stretch of land that the vehicle could cross at great speed, unimpeded. In addition, there was the constant reminder that Rainbow Dash got—when glancing towards the harmonically highlighted objective in the distant center of the plane—that the Herald as a whole had a terribly, unimaginably, depressingly long way to go before even remotely arriving at the fringes of the Midnight Armory. After swift and poignant consideration, the group decided—once again—to ease their travels as feasibly as possible. In short, they protected the wagon with their very livelihoods. They would deal with each detour as they arrived.
And deal with them, the Herald did. The earthen terrain would constantly dip up and down—sometime opening up to a dead flat drop into an incalculably deep ravine. Three hours alone were consumed with the annoying process of backtracking, for Rainbow and her other airborne companions were at a loss to find a more efficient way to cross the inexplicable dips in the landscape. Thankfully, Ariel discovered what she assumed to be an ancient, dried-up river bed, and once the group aligned the wagon with that they were able to continue a great length of the trip without mishap—although it was a wild, serpentine, winding trip at best.
Needless to say, the shamelessly alien topography gave Rarity a virtual migraine. She was brooding and quiet for most of the trip, squinting her eyes into the uneven horizon, concentrating hard on the next length of rock, stone, and peaks—so as to provide her anchor the best navigation possible. Even that had to change on the fly, as she became aware of weak fractures in the stone and signs of dangerous subsidence. Twilight Sparkle broke into a lecture—no doubt addressed to the naked stars above—in which she speculated the cause for such wildly dense rock formations. In her mind, the Light Side—being the harmonic half of the plane—was undoubtedly shaped by predictable physical elements and persistent climate. Here, this wasn't even remotely the case, so the landscape was left as jagged and "broken" as it must have originally been right after the Sundering.
The ghostly earth ponies among the group—however—disagreed. Pinkie Pie, in a moment of logical clarity, suggested that they had barely seen a "cake slice" of the Dark Side. As a result, it was ill-advised to think that what they were presently witnessing was indicative of the entire Plane as a whole.
Then it was Applejack who stated that she was observing an abject difference in the landscape compared to what they had witnessed around the Darkreach mesa. Here—amongst all of the rock shapes and jagged stalagmites—there was an obvious presence of dust, even sand. This—Applejack surmised—was an obvious sign of the presence of soil somewhere nearby. And where there was soil, there was undoubtedly going to be vegetation of some sort.
When Twilight Sparkle found herself having a hard time agreeing with this hypothesis, it was Fluttershy who reminded the group that—according to Chief Engineer Ranort's records—the "Bloodwings" had once planted a "natural" forest along the Omega Side from Darkreach. That meant that transplanted vegetation could have once grown on the Edgeside section of the immense wyrm that they had all just encountered. There was no telling how much of the soil the wyrm had forcefully relocated in its countless eons of burrowing, but it was quite likely that wind and erosion simply pushed the available soil closer Curveside over the ages.
The fact of the matter was that the group could only make wild postulations. Discovering the truth would take an immense amount of time and miles traveled—and Rainbow and the Herald were forced to crawl along their route with all of the detours that the uneven terrain forced them down. Their frustration—to say the least—was thick as blood.
If there was any single constant to the rough uphill/downhill trip, it was the reliable manapower of the rocks that empowered the hovering vehicle. Flynn had done his job immeasurably well, and the Herald rewarded the stallion by tending to his aching skull, giving him lots of water, and allowing him to rest for the extent of the journey. He spent most of the time resting his brain (and the horn attached to it); all waking moments were blissfully spent staring up at the stars.
With each mile that Rainbow and her friends traversed into the great curved unknown, the cosmos overhead remained as bright and glimmering as ever. No veil was cast over the distant, galactic swirls. No shadow stretched over them or obscured the infinite expanse. Rainbow had almost expected the sky above to grow dimmer and the darkness around them to become something impenetrable. Thankfully, despite her fears, they never ran out of light to see with... although it was a faint light. Twilight Sparkle reminded the rest that it was likely because the Alicorns did not construct a Firmament to protect that half of the Plane from otherworldly elements. Besides, there was no Sun and Moon to raise or lower. Thus, there was no Harmonic system for controlling light and temperature on a repetitive basis. All the Dark Side knew was the perpetual squint of illumination from beyond. Rainbow, on the other hoof, had the constant outline of the Midnight Armory taunting her from the distance. Aside from that, there was the occasional flicker of light from the dragon stone she had recovered from Axan. But—even still—it was next to impossible to find a pattern to it. Perhaps if Rainbow had been granted the luxury of flying in a straight line once again...
Alas, that was not the case. Rainbow—along with all of her companions—were forced into threading an ever-evolving labyrinth of stone and rock. As they pressed forward, the quantity of dust increased in the sporadic wind. There was a stale smell to the air—not rotten or gross—but resembling rust and old metals. Rainbow had the gnawing sense that they were perpetually on the cusp of discovering something, but Rarity's senses couldn't wrap around it, and every bend in the narrow path revealed yet another needle-eye leading into more and more chaos. It became so mindlessly random that the group found themselves staring upwards so that they could actually achieve solace from the sight of the far end of the plane jutting rigidly into the cosmos above.
It boggled the mind that anything could possibly live out there. It mesmerized them even more to think that someone—anyone—would actually go to war over it.
What Were You Expecting?
"Just how would you fight over a landscape such as this?" Flynn murmured, wincing as the tip of his horn pulsed.
"Hush, Baldy," Logan grunted. It was his turn to guide the vehicle, and he did so dutifully—sounding out the fitting Moonwhinny command or two when the need arose. He glanced occasionally at Wildcard as the griffin provided propulsion for the uphill glides. "You just rest your nerdy ass until we get to a camping spot."
"But... I really wish to understand it..." Flynn's mechanical eye lay dormant while his natural eye darted about. "There's not enough even foundation to build a fort." He gulped. "And who in the Hell can dig a trench through this?"
"Me. Right now. With your damned head." Logan flashed him an expression that flickered between a smirk and a frown. "Shut your egghole, dude. The sooner you get better, the sooner we can figure out how to... I dunno... put stone-melting flame throwers on the front of this stupid thing."
"It can't—grnnngh—" Flynn winced again. Kepler reached in and placed another cold cloth on his skull. Flynn winked thankfully, then continued: "It can't house stone-melting flame throwers, Big Show. Hell... I wouldn't even have the materials to build such things." A breathy sigh. "We're just going to have to keep on keeping on." He gulped. "Navigating our way through this geological diarrhea."
"Easy for you to say," Ariel muttered, flying low overhead. "You haven't seen this crap from above."
"How far does it stretch?"
"Dude. How far does 'far' stretch?! This shit is enormous! It's horizon to horizon!"
"To be fairr, we said that about the insufferrable wyrrm," Kepler said with a scholarly smirk. "And yet we've managed to elude it, yes?"
"Yeah, what was up with that?" Ariel murmured. "It put up such a fight... and then just gave up!"
"I scared it," Logan belched.
"Hah!" Flynn laughed so hard he grimaced in pain. "Fat chance, fat ass."
"You didn't see me, douchetard," Logan retorted. "I was doing the tango with its mandibles. I was this close from making it choke on my axe."
A dull whistle. Half of the group looked back at Wildcard.
Smirking, the Desperado shook his beak.
"Wildcard doesn't believe you," Flynn droned.
"Yeah, well, Wildcard can go lay an egg," Logan said. "We can use your burning head to fry it."
"Please..." Rainbow Dash moaned. Her belly growled. "Don't... t-talk about eggs right now."
Kepler looked over. "Carre to parrtake in the mushrrom supply, Rrainbow One?"
"Nah, dude..." Rainbow exhaled with drooped ears. "Gotta ration."
"We're not exactly stumbling across a marketplace here, Rainbow." Logan gestured at the waves and waves of stone formations ahead. "If you need your energy—"
"I have my energy," Rainbow said. "What I need is to think about the journey right now. Not the fuel." Her brow furrowed. "As for the wyrm, my gal-pals altogether believe it just... lost interest in us."
"Maybe it got tired?" Ariel suggested.
"Or perhaps it realized how small and insignificant we all are," Seraphimus said from the back of the wagon, shackled beside Wildcard. "A pity that not all creatures we're bound to encounter will be large enough to bless us with indifference."
Ariel's muzzle scrunched. "Since when did we invite the death ostrich into the conversation?"
"Since I invited her face into my axe's handle," Logan grumbled. "Face it. She's entitled."
Ariel folded her forelimbs in mid-flight. "I don't remember signing up to be the friend of your friends!"
"She's not my friend."
"Yeah..." Ariel smirked. "And I'm straight."
"Straight set on a whooping is more like it."
"Careful, Big Show. My mandibles know where your nads are."
"Eh... I've been bitten by worse."
Flynn chuckled—only to wince again.
Clearing his throat, Kepler spoke up: "I'm morreoverr interrested in the fact that ourr surrly grriffin antagonist herre holds an expectation for beasts to come!" He smirked, adjusting his spectacles. "Orr expectations of anything else, forr that matterr."
Seraphimus exhaled. "It's obvious by now that you're not going to kill me—but instead torture me with bludgeoning attacks from behind and banal conversations."
"She knows us too well," Logan burped.
"As for the road ahead that we're so foolishly treading, I doubt you're even remotely prepared for it." Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes glinted in the starlight. "Even the bulk of Rohbredden's army would be ill-equipped to handle whatever's likely ahead."
"So you do admit that we arre in anotherr half of the worrld entirrely?" Kepler remarked. "Someplace hitherrto unrrevealed to the likes of Verrlaxion's foals?"
Seraphimus looked his way. "It stands to reason that there are many wicked things in existence in the Blight—far beyond her benevolent blessings."
Kepler scratched his hairy chin as he murmured: "I wonderr... just what else do you stand to learrn about? What otherr truths exist that you've been hitherrto deprrived of?"
Seraphimus said nothing at that. She stared off into the cold, distant glint of stars.
Wildcard looked from her to Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow flew above the cart in silence.
Ariel leaned in. "Uhhhh..." She cupped a hoof around her muzzle and whispered: "That might have been a real swell time to have dropped in... dishing out some truth bombs about Equestria and Harmony and the Austraeoh..."
"I want to do that, believe me," Rainbow Dash murmured back. "But... now's not the time."
"When is the time, then?"
Rainbow sighed. "Long after the sting of Logan's axe-swing wears off from her skull." Her eyes narrowed as she spoke hushedly: "I still can't believe he did that."
"I can." Ariel nodded. "If he didn't, I would have."
"Yeah—and in making my job one tick easier, it's also three ticks harder."
"... ... ..." Ariel blinked. "... ... ...what the hell is a 'tick?'"
"Besides..." Rainbow shook her head. "I need time."
"Time?"
"Time and space... to sit her down and just... try it all again." Rainbow's nostrils flared. "It didn't go so well on the last occasion. I'm not sure I've got any greater leverage now."
"Well..." Ariel fidgeted with her forelimbs. "As much as I hate to admit it, she did help us."
"Uh huh."
"Sooooooooooo something must be clicking with her for whatever reason."
"Uh huh."
"Orrrrrrr... y'know..." Ariel shrugged. "It could just be an elaborate ruse to throw you off track and then stab you square in the back the first moment you pretend to trust her."
"Uh huh... ... ..."
Ariel bit her lip. "... ... ...I'm only making you feel more confused, aren't I?"
"Uh huh."
Ariel coughed. "My bad." She looked towards the back of the wagon. "Still... Wildcard hasn't killed her yet." A sly smirk. "That should be a good sign there's still hope... r-right?"
Rainbow smiled slightly at that.
"Uhm..." Fluttershy floated up, materializing in Rainbow's view. "Rainbow Dash?"
"What is it, Fluttershy?" Rainbow asked.
"Whoops!" Ariel politely drew backwards, flying slower. "Ghosty-gal-pal time!"
"I'm sorry." Fluttershy remarked. "I didn't mean to push her away."
"Nah, it's all good, Fluttershy." Rainbow looked at her friend. "What's on your mind?"
"Well, you know how Rarity's been struggling to... uhm... provide all of us with a 'mental map' of the landscape ahead?"
"Yeah...?" Rainbow gestured at the stalagmites they were passing. "Quite frankly, I don't blame the girl."
"Well, she may not be sensing something... but I do."
Rainbow blinked. "You do?"
"It's not a giant wyrm this time. Of that—at least—I'm certain." Fluttershy squirmed again. "At least... I think I am."
Rainbow cleared her throat. "Soooooo... what? Are you detecting—?"
"Life, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said. "Or... if nothing else... something close to it."
"Yeah?" Rainbow craned her neck, as if she could already see something. "Where at?"
"About a mile up ahead, going straight. It's..." Fluttershy shuddered. "...it's a lot more than I was expecting."
Directed By That Jerk
Rainbow Dash was expecting many wild things when she and the Herald finally rounded the penultimate crest of jagged rock. What she didn't expect to see were the lights.
There was no mistaking it. Upon first glance through a parting array of stalagmites, Rainbow and her ghostly companions collectively observed shimmering shapes and figures—all of which projected a strange and almost hypnotizing bioluminescence.
They came in various patterns, colors, and arrangements. From a distance, Rainbow spotted what looked like parallel ribbons of alternating strobes—and the moment her wings so much as made a single wing-flap within the bowed niche of rock, she saw the ribbons turning a dull blue as multiple arachnid limbs carried it scurrying to a hidden alcove. A collection of bright pinpricks were far, far slower in their retreat. As Rainbow and Ariel flew closer, they saw what looked like an enormous snail: a creature possessing a large round shell and conveyed on centipede legs so densely packed together that they might as well have been the flagella of a mollusk's hide. Then there were flying... possibly floating things—wispy and threadbare in nature—that shimmered with pale green light as they rotated up and down. When Ariel flew by a pair of them, the wind from her wings sent them spiraling towards the rock walls as they pulsed a bright, alarmed red. Once they made contact with the wall, they flattened and camouflaged themselves with translucent skin.
The further beneath the overhang of rock that the Herald traversed, they found more and more curious wildlife—almost all of them invertebrate in nature and possessing completely random luminescent abilities. Logan slowed the hover craft's drift to a mere crawl, and even Seraphimus was drawn towards looking at the various creatures shifting and scurrying around them.
There was a high-pitched hissing sound. Shadows darted low overhead. Ariel and Kepler visibly flinched. Within seconds, the shadows strobed with bright pulses of light, and the group looked up to see what appeared like reptilian bats gliding swiftly above their ears. Their wingtips flickered with red firelight, and they exited the niche in tight formation as soon as they had entered. If the group squinted, they could spot occasional spots of light streaking in the distance, navigating the troposphere between the ground, the Curve, and the cosmos.
Needless to say, Fluttershy was beside herself with wonderment. Her ghostly wings fluttered faster and faster as her turquoise eyes darted about to observe every insanely new detail.
Rarity looked at her with a delicate smile. "Surely, this must have been worth the entire journey so far, for you, darling."
Fluttershy's response was far less enthusiastic than any of her friends expected. "There must be a lot of carnivores here," she said matter-of-factly.
Applejack glanced over. "How do ya figure?"
"If these creatures were never preyed upon, they wouldn't be scurrying away from us like they are," Fluttershy said. "Also... look at the ones on the ground." She pointed. "Their shells are so thick. So jagged." She gulped. "They've evolved for added protection. I do believe this place is more savage than even the Everfree Forest."
Pinkie Pie nodded. "Coulda told you that! And the only animal I've ever known is a talkative baby alligator!"
"I think we sh—" Twilight Sparkle did a double-take. She squinted at Pinkie Pie for a few seconds, shrugged, then resumed. "I think we should be careful, Rainbow Dash. There's no telling how dangerous these creatures might be. Or venomous."
"Right." Rainbow looked at the rest of the Herald. "Hey, everypony, let's not... y'know... go off petting or nuzzling any of these flickering things."
"Awwwwwww..." Ariel pouted, pointing at a swarm of what could best be described as three headed slugs slithering along the sloped stone beneath them. "But they look so cute and glowy—"
Exactly as she said this, a trio of jagged pinchers suddenly erupted from a narrow fissure in the earth and enclosed around one of the harmlessly slithering slugs. SNAP! The chitinous jaws retreated with its wriggling prey. Seconds later, a faint cloud of ruby-colored energy floated up through the rock formation before being sucked back down into the earth.
"Errrr..." Ariel rubbed her fetlocks, shivering. "Then again..."
"Did you see that?" Logan remarked.
Wildcard nodded.
"Just like with Axan," Kepler murmured. "How currious."
"Alright then." Rainbow cleared her throat. "Note to self. Avoid any large collections of red clouds."
Kepler looked up. "Then that must surrely mean prroximity to feasting, carrnivorrous crreaturres."
"Exactly."
"What about us?" Logan remarked. Everypony could hear an audible growl from the large stallion's stomach. "I'm game for being a feasting, carnivorous creature."
"One thing at a time, Big Show..." Flynn murmured from where he lay across the cart. His mechanical eye reflected the alternating pulses of light. "There's no telling how many of these things will be poisonous to consume." He sighed, wincing again from his aching head. "Or h-how many of them might eat us from the inside."
"Goddess..." Ariel shivered. "That's a nightmarish idea."
"This is the Dark Side, girl." Rainbow looked at the flittering forms of life all around them. Their spectral colors produced a glittery light show against the dull gray surfaces of the entombing rock formations "Let's not let all this stuff dazzle us too hard. It's all brutal beneath the shimmer."
"I wonder..." Rarity was practically purring. Her bright blue eyes deliciously took in the sights. "...what could be the purpose of such beautiful... fabulous display?"
"Well, they're likely used for social cues," Fluttershy said. "Swarming creatures communicate with each other through the lights. Mates find each other to reproduce. On the other hoof..." She sighed. "Carnivores likely use this bioluminescence to lure all the others."
"Well, I can't say I'm a fan of the latter, but seeing all of this right now?" Rarity sighed through a tired smile. "It's a welcome sight."
"I just wonder if there's any plants or fungae around here," Twilight said.
"Reckon so." Applejack was hovering low, closely observing a fine layer of sediment. "The soil's just startin' to get rich. What's more..." The tilted her hat back, looking up. "The food chain's gotta start somewhere, ya reckon?"
Right about then, Wildcard's goggles began reflecting a dull blue glow from up ahead. He sat up straight from the rear of the wagon and waved his talon dramatically.
"I think Turbo Turkey's trying to get your attention, Dashie!" Pinkie said.
"Hmmmm?" Rainbow looked in the Desperado's direction. "What is it, boy?"
Wildcard gestured to his goggles, then to Rainbow's eyes, then pointed dead ahead.
Rainbow flew up high—avoiding a few wispy, glowy things along the way. Likewise, her eyes began reflecting a swath of electric blue energy.
"Whoahhhhhh..." Pinkie Pie cooed. "Shiny!"
"Oh lawd..." Applejack grimaced. "Forgive me, sugarcube, but..." She looked worriedly at her anchor. "...ain't grass supposed to glow green?"
Rainbow took a shuddering breath. "Beggers can't be choosers." She motioned with her hoof. "Come on, dudes. I think we've found our place to camp for the time being..."
The Joke's On Us
It was a woolly glen: complete with springy blades of vegetation, patches of mold, vines that clung to the bordering walls of rock, and the pungent scent of mildew. The only thing different than what Rainbow Dash remembered from Light Side pastures was that everything was tinted a pale blue... and it all glowed.
The source of the bioluminescence came across as sub-magical, and Rainbow could have sworn she heard a low, bass hum that shifted in pitch with each squishy step she took over the paper thin growth along the floor of the alcove. She and her ghostly companions watched as each square-foot of alien "grass" rippled from light-blue to a dull purple and back again upon pressurized contact. The pungent smell in the air shifted as well, and Rainbow could only guess that countless invisible spores were being released in a panic as she and her trailing companions on the hovercraft invaded the otherwise tranquil sanctuary.
"Uhm..." Fluttershy gazed left and right. "Forgive me, Rainbow Dash. But I'm not entirely certain that this will be safe for grazing."
"I don't even think it's safe for breathing!" Twilight Sparkle remarked. "Rainbow, are you feeling alright? You're not inhaling anything unhealthy, are you?"
"So far, so good," Rainbow muttered, gazing with a dispassionate expression at the shifting colors of the "lawn" all around her. "Although, if I passed gas right about now, I'm not sure the others could even tell in this place."
"We heard you," Logan said, gliding the hovercraft to a stop. "And no, I don't think we can."
"You arrived on the Dark Side a champion, fatso," Flynn wheezed.
"Shut up. You're supposed to be recuperating—not smart-assing."
"Forr the time being..." Kepler gently gestured, smiling. "What say we simply rrest ourrselves in this delightfully quiet location?"
"That's just it, Keps..." Ariel hovered in mid-air, wringing her fetlocks. "Just how 'quiet' can we expect this place to be?"
"This place is small," Logan said. "Remote." He hopped off the wagon and began unpacking some supplies. "If anything hunts around here, I can think of a gazillion better places for it to stage an ambush. Besides..." He glanced at the three plausible entrances to the place: the way they came, an outlet ahead of them, and a patch of twilight straight above. "...we've got clear positions to keep our eyes on. Better here than in that stupid rock maze of stalagmites behind. Anything could attack us from anywhere back there."
"Coulda picked a slightly darker place," Flynn said. He rubbed his one good eye and winced. "Nnnnngh... didn't friggin' expect the Dark Side to have a night market district."
"I know I should be rresting, but I cannot help myself." Kepler dismounted from the wagon and began shuffling across the luminescent alcove. His glasses reflected a bevy of uncategorized plant life. "Surrely I can collect some samples and figurre out what use they can be to us!"
"I dunno, Keps..." Ariel hovered down to ground level. "If it glows blue... odds are it's gonna come outta ya an even worse color."
"Heh..." Logan smirked.
"That is prrecisely why I must run it thrrough my alchemy kit!" Kepler smiled back. "The soonerr I know, the soonerr we can ascerrtain the edible naturre of the wildlife arround us!" He looked at Rainbow Dash. "Surrely the Austrraeoh would benefit the most frrom this."
Rainbow nodded. "Get to work, Keps. Just... try and get some rest at some point or another. Something tells me we won't get a lot of opportunities to chill like this."
Kepler bowed. "Duly noted."
It was finally Seraphimus' turn to say something: "Assuming we are safe for any single stretch of time in this domain is folly." She glanced over, and her voice took on a brief, curiously worrisome tone: "Don't be idiotic, Jordan."
"Hmmm?" Rainbow Dash looked over.
Wildcard had dismounted from the back of the wagon. His goggles shone like two bright blue headlights. This was because the lenses reflected a curious patch of luminescent blue weeds... weeds that he was presently aiming a flesh talon towards to touch.
Rainbow's eyes darted all over the flouncing shape of the leaves. The long stems. The solid, thick clusters of seeds. "Luna Poop!" Swoooooosh! She rushed over and yanked on Wildcard's lion's tail. "Wildcard, don't—!"
"!!!" Wildcard nervously leapt back before his claw could so much as graze the plant.
"Whoah!" Ariel remarked.
Logan craned his neck. "What gives? You guys okay?"
"Don't touch that thing!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "Whatever you do! Keep your distance!"
"Rainbow Dash?" Rarity floated closer. "What's the matter?"
Applejack was already pointing. "Take a look for yerselves, y'all..."
"Huh?" Twilight Sparkle phased through and took a look at the weeds. "Whoah! That's... that's incredible!"
"Holy cauliflower!" Pinkie Pie pulled at her ghostly mane. "I can't believe it!" A beat. She blinked innocently at the other mares. "What is it that I can't believe, girls?"
"Pinkie, it's Poison Joke!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed.
"Without a doubt!" Applejack nodded.
"But..." Fluttershy was wincing. "...what's an Equestrian plant doing here?"
Rainbow gulped. "Maybe it's not an Equestria plant after all..."
Kepler and Logan had wandered over to Rainbow's side.
"Rrainbow One?" Kepler brushed against her. "Perrhaps—forr curriosity's sake—an explanation is in orrderr?"
"I... I know this plant," Rainbow said, pointing at the thing with a trembling hoof. "It's called 'Poison Joke'... at least that's the name a zebra shaman friend of ours gave it back in Equestria."
"Back in Equestria???" Ariel remarked from above.
"That's a dayum crazy coincidence, don't you think?" Logan belched.
"I know it sounds stupid... but believe me..." Rainbow gestured at the tell-tale plant. "Even after all the epic adventures I've had flying east, there's no way in Tartarus I would forget this thing. It screwed up my friends and I super bad. If it wasn't for Zecora—the zebra shaman who brewed a miracle cure—then we'd never return to normal after what the plant did to us."
"Aaaaaaaaaand..." Ariel glanced at Wildcard, then back at Rainbow Dash. "...what did the plant do to you girls, exactly?"
"You guess it, you've named it." Rainbow gulped. "It messed with our bodies big time—wild, dumb effects. It was completely random with each of us, too. Rarity's coat hair grew super long. Twilight lost the use of her horn. I went stupidly dizzy. Fluttershy sounded like a dude..."
"Mmmmm...!" Fluttershy squeaked, cowering behind Rarity. The fashionista lovingly patted her head.
"Applejack shrunk to—like—one hundredth her normal size. And Pinkie Pie started drooling... at least more than usual."
"Hey!" Pinkie Pie folded her forelimbs, pouting. "I drool with purpose! I like to think of it as artistically salivating."
"Pinkie, darling, could you artistically go mute for a brief moment?" Rarity insisted.
"It begs the question!" Kepler remarked. "What is a poisonous blue weed indigenous to the Dark Side doing all the way across the Plane in your homeland of Equestria???"
"I've no friggin' clue," Rainbow Dash remarked. "It... it grows in the Everfree Forest, and nowhere else."
"Lots of strange plants grow in the Everfree Forest, Rainbow Dash," Twilight said. "Beside Poison Joke, that is."
"Mmmhmmm." Fluttershy nodded. "And creatures live there that don't live in other forests."
"My friends are reminding me that a lot of stuff exists in the Everfree Forest that can't be found elsewhere," Rainbow Dash said. She squinted slightly. "On the top of my head, I can think of Ursa Majors, Star Spiders, manticores..."
"Ach!" Kepler did a double-take. "You've encounterred ourr big brrotherrs outside the mountain sanctuarry?!?"
Rainbow blinked. "Jee... did we never talk about it, Keps?"
Wildcard hand-signed.
Ariel translated: "'A lot of crap has happened since then.'" She smiled. "Must have slipped the mind, if you did discuss it."
"How currious..." Kepler stroked his hairy chin. "I would verry much like to know morre about this 'Everrfrree Forrest' of yourrs, Rrainbow One."
"Yeah. Sure."
"What I wanna know..." Flynn murmured from the wagon, rubbing his aching skull. "...is how did this Poison Joke thing get transplanted across the Plane—or the Edge of the World for that matter?"
"Maybe..." Rainbow shrugged. "...it happened naturally? Before the Sundering?"
"Nah..." Logan shook his head. "That shit had to have been transplanted. I bet something like this could be easily weaponized."
"Yeah, but who would have transplanted it?" Ariel remarked. "Midnighters?"
"Midnighterrs came this way, good sisterr," Kepler said. "As farr as we know, it's a one way trrip."
"Changelings?" Ariel looked at Rainbow.
Rainbow nodded. "Chrysalis pretty much confirmed that there are changelings living—in small numbers—in Equestria today. But... I dunno. Just... doesn't seem very changelingy for them to pack stuff with them."
"They stowed away living victims in Stratopolis, did they not?"
"Yeah, but they weren't plants. Guh..." Rainbow rubbed her head. "I've just got no clue."
"Or perhaps there is no pattern to be connected whatsoever," Seraphimus droned. "And—with the usual mindless optimism—you're attempting to draw conclusions without any merit."
Ariel rolled her eyes.
Wildcard shrugged. He looked at the others and gestured.
"Right." Logan nodded back. "From now on, we stay clear of any weird looking plants. Kepler? If you wanna sample that stuff, you gotta figure out a way to do it without touching the shit."
"Ehhhhm..." Kepler rubbed his scalp. "Forr the time being, perrhaps, it will be wisest simply to rrest."
"Agreed." Flynn wheezed.
"Right. Roll out the tents." Rainbow gestured, flapping her wings and zipping about the wagon to help unpack it. "We need to plan guard shifts. I'll go first."
Ariel sighed. "Rainbow..." She began to protest.
"I know. I'll get my rest. But—first—I really should go on patrol first," she said. "With my friends' help, I can at least get a mental lay of the land and then pass it on to the next pony on shift. Ya feel me?"
"Yeah..." Ariel smiled tiredly. "I get you."
"Cool. Get to work." Rainbow grasped a supply crate and carried it over to a patch of blue vegetation. Setting it down, she began stripping her limbs of the Emeraldinian armor. "Whew... can't wait to be light as a feather again."
"You sure you don't wanna keep some of that metal stuff on, Dashie?" Pinkie asked. "I know we all feel safe, but it could come in handy in a pinch!"
"Pinkie, honestly!" Rarity waved a hoof. "Let her relax a bit!"
"Guh!" Pinkie rolled her eyes and folded her forelimbs in a pout. "Somepony promote me to Chief of Security already—with how often my ideas get shot down!"
"Pinkie, you're incredibly useful when we least expect it," Twilight said with a reassuring smile. "Until then, just relax a bit." She looked at their anchor. "Celestia knows, Rainbow needs to."
"Yeah..." Rainbow blinked tiredly as she stripped more and more plates of armor off. "Although—at this rate—I fear I'm gonna start to forget how."
You And I, Dominoes
"Is... grnngh..." Flynn's good eye squinted as he fought another wave of migraines. Thick hooves laid him gently over the base fabric of a freshly-erected tent. "Is the Hover Plank in one p-piece?"
"It's fine," Logan grunted.
"But is it damaged in some fashion?" Flynn gulped. He lay on his back with legs curled above him like a fuzzy cockroach. "Because the first thing I wake up, I can go and examine the manastones under the carriage—"
"I said it's A-okay! Dayum!" Logan blew out the side of his muzzle. "Give it a rest, will ya?"
"How can I?" Flynn shuddered. Sweat gathered along his brow as the tip of his horn continued to fluctuate. "This whole damn voyage depends on me right now."
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I figured it all depends on the Austraeoh."
"You know what I mean." Flynn's muzzle tightened. "That hover cart is the only thing keeping us mobile. Without it, and we're reduced to a snail's crawl."
"I'm sure you could build us all sexy shells."
"Big Show..."
"Stop fretting and just get some shuteye, idiot," Logan said. "Your lousy horn ain't no use to us if you keep shortening it out with your needless sissy anxiety."
"Wow. Spoken like a true blue turd." Flynn managed to close his eye. "Where'd you learn psychiatry, anyways?"
"In the few seconds I could spare between crushing skulls." Logan shuffled a few supplies around, then laid his axe against a crate. "Precisely when did you graduate from the Rohbredden School of Uptight Nerdy Losers?"
"Some of us are born to be geniuses," Flynn exhaled. "Others to fart."
"Funny how they both lead to bold experiments in internal combustion."
Flynn squinted one eye open. "Is the Hover Plank at least balanced evenly?"
"Baldy, dude, you're one word away from me shoving that horn straight down through your neck."
"Then how will you make it to the Midnight Armory?"
"We'll fill your head with hot air and float there."
"Heh..." Flynn took a deep breath. His ears drooped. "Logan...?"
"Yeah, dude?"
"... ... ...did you really go hoof-to-hoof with the giant wyrm?"
"Did everything but headbutt the bastard. You want my opinion on how we escaped with our lives in tact? I embarrassed 'em to death."
"Hmmmmf..." Flynn closed his eye again, relaxing. "Wish I saw that shit."
"Yeah, I wish you saw it too." Logan drew a blanket over the stallion. "Now go the Hell to sleep."
"Mrmmfff..." Flynn's sweaty brow furrowed beneath his horn. "You kiss 'good night' and I'll turn you inside out."
"You can't turn me inside out."
"All unicorns can turn ponies inside out."
"Bullshit."
"It's true. We went to school for it."
"When?"
"In the womb."
"Pfffft... probably poked the doctor's eye out when you came out."
"Not too far from the truth. Do you know I used to be a midwife?"
"Heheheheheh..."
"Hmmmmm..." And finally... Flynn fell into blissful unconsciousness.
Flesh and metal talons blurred through the blue-tinted air.
"Wait! Shhhh!" Ariel winced, floundering to unpack a crate atop the hover wagon. "Slow down! I can't read you that quickly!"
Wildcard sighed. He looked up from where he stood—hunched—over a pile of Emeraldinian armor. With far slower and more deliberate motions, he "spoke" to the mare across the glen from him.
"Ah. Gotcha." With a knowing nod, Ariel reached deep into a crate and pulled out a bottle of ancient polish. "Gotta hoof it to the curators of this stuff. Goddess-knows how many centuries, and it hasn't turned to bland paste!" She tossed the bottle across the air.
Of course, Wildcard nimbly caught it. With a twirl of metal claws, he unclasped the cap and began squirting the substance over a breastplate. Squatting down, the griffon proceeded the polish the recently-disrobed armor.
"Y'know..." Ariel drifted over on softly-flapping wings. "...it's cool that you wanna re-live your old Talon days of looking pristine and all..." She smiled crookedly. "...but I think that stuff's time to shine came and went ages ago." She gestured nebulously towards the Curve of the plane. "The first opportunity we get to move quickly towards the Midnight Armory, we'll likely be ditching that stuff. Doesn't matter how awesomely it was crafted."
Wildcard exhaled. He gave the pegasus a tired look.
Ariel merely shrugged. "Sorries." She touched down beside him. "Not trying to hush your buzz. We all need a hobby, and... heh..." A bittersweet smirk. "Guess there simply isn't enough wood on this side of the plane to whittle into toothpicks."
A snorted breath escaped Wildcard's beak. He smirked as he polished the armor.
"Flynn did a fantastic job on your arm." Ariel gulped. "It's super cool having you whole again, Wildcard."
The griffin nodded.
Biting her lip, Ariel looked at him. "You... you are whole again... aren't you, Wildcard?"
The Desperado merely breathed and continued with his polishing job on the armor.
Exhaling, Ariel leaned over and rested her head softly against his shoulder. She drew her wings in as she murmured melancholically: "I totally miss him too..."
Wordlessly, Wildcard drew a wing out and softly enveloped her. She curled her forelimbs up and trembled slightly in his friendly embrace. His wingtips dried the tears forming on her cheek; all the while he treated the Emeraldinian metal until it shone again in the twilight.
"Bandages," Kepler said. He stood over a badly-damaged crate and examined its contents through his spectacles. "Overr half of them."
"Luna dang it!" Rainbow Dash kicked at a few blue blades of flora beneath her. Pacing about, she came around to frown at the wyvern. "Are you sure?"
"Positively, Rrainbow One." Kepler raised a few strips of fabric in his talons. "We have some materrials to sparre, but I'm absolutely cerrtain that the bulk of the shatterred crrate ended up in the frreshly burrrowed trrenches of that collossal beast."
"Grnnnngmmghhl..." Rainbow Dash face-hoofed. After a prolonged sigh, she muttered: "I guess I shouldn't be too buzzkilled. We did manage to keep most of the supplies in one piece."
"Indeed!" Kepler smiled. "And as we discoverr morre and morre varriety of orrganic materrial, I have everry bit of confidence we can crraft newerr and morre useful devices of firrst aid!"
"It's a dang miracle that we got out of that scrap without getting crushed, pulverised, or eviscerated." Rainbow Dash paced about the edge of the glen. The blue bioluminescence glinted off her wingtips as she gazed across the campsite. "I mean... one headachey unicorn and a slightly bruised griffin." She spat out the side of her muzzle. "Ehhh... she's been through worse too."
Kepler's eyes darted about. He took a deep breath. "Rrainbow, dearr sisterr..." Reaching a claw up, he took his glasses off. "I do believe I have a confession to make."
"Pffft. You?" Rainbow looked over with a tired expression. "Since when did the Kepsmeister keep any naughty secrets?"
"You stand to be terrribly surrprrised with that attitude. Neverrtheless, I must be open with you..."
"This is the Dark Side, dude." Rainbow smirked tiredly. "It must have gotten super hard for you to wear mare's clothing since we crossed the edge. About as hard as it would be for me to give a crap."
"Ha Ha!" Kepler barked. "Jocularr to the last." He gulped. "No, Rrainbow, this deals with ourr unwilling companion."
Brow furrowing, Rainbow turned to face Kepler directly. "I... did leave you alone with her for a long time." She winced slightly. "That... must have been a lot of pressure on you, buddy. I'm sorry."
"Do not worrry overr that," Kepler said. "I only wished I hadn't allowed my optimism to get the best of me, forr—now as I look back at the matterr—I fearr I may have come terrribly close to failing the corre of this entirre mission altogetherr."
"What do you mean, Kepler?"
"Do you know how we finally managed to deterr the detestably larrge inverretebrrate that purrsued us farr back?"
"Uhhhhhhh..." Rainbow blinked, fidgeting in place. "You... like... cooked up a snazzy fire rune thingy to choke the beast as it lunged at all of us."
"I was able to utilize lunarr magic to ignite an alchemic solution of flammable quality."
"Right. That." Rainbow bore a proud smirk. "Good job with that, dude."
"I only wish I could take full crredit forr the solution."
She raised an eyebrow. "Seraphimus?"
"She made the suggestion. I was mostly rresponsible forr the execution... all save forr one parrt."
"Do tell."
"Concocting the chemical arrmament was quite simple," Kepler said. "As was prreparring the necessarry rrunic enchantment. However, Rrainbow, I am... sadly berreft of the skills rrequirred to prroperrly aim and firre a rrifle, much less hitting a distant tarrget. When the time came to prress the triggerr, I needed assistance in aiming steadily."
"Sooooo you had Ariel help, right?" Rainbow asked, tilting her head aside.
Kepler shook her head. "Not just herr."
Rainbow blinked. "Seraphimus."
"With herr insistence—as she was quite helpful at the time—we utilized the forrmer Commanderr's hide in prropping up the rrifle and aiming at the beast upon its final charrge."
"I'm guessing that's the most she was able to contribute," Rainbow said. "I mean, her arms and legs were bound."
"Ach. But not herr wings."
"... ... ..."
"It took an awfully long time to get a good shot, so to speak," Kepler explained. "All the while, the rrifle was rresting overr the grriffin's backside. Now that I look back, the tiniest shift in herr shoulderrs... the smallest flap of herr wings... and the barrrel would have lifted. The rrunic prrojectile would have flown higherr and..." Kepler winced. "Well... we may not be having this converrsation, frriend... for we might not have had the Austrraeoh any longer..."
Rainbow sat back, stroking her chin in thought. Her eyes darted across five different spots, sharing eyes with phantoms whom Kepler couldn't see.
Kepler gulped. "So, as you can see, my good faith was without a firrm foundation, and it nearrly cost us everrything."
"Yeah. Only—it didn't, Keps."
"I fearr that you do not underrstand the grravity of my actions—"
"Oh, but I totally do." Rainbow thought aloud, her eyes reflecting more and more blue light. "Whether you meant to or not, you gave Seraphimus the opportunity to prove something about herself." She looked across the way to where a feathery figure sat slumped against a rock wall. "And it seems as though she took it."
Kepler gulped. "What do you suppose it means, Rrainbow One?"
"Everything. Nothing." Rainbow shrugged slowly. "Fact of the matter... I'm not dead."
"Do you have it in yourr hearrt to forrgive me?"
"Pffft. Of course, Kepler. Now..." Rainbow pivoted about, facing the distant figure. "...to ascertain whether or not she still does."
Kepler placed his glasses back on, squinting at her. "Do you suppose it could actually be that simple?"
"With that chick, nothing is simple."
"Hmmm. Agrreed."
"But one thing is for sure."
"What is that?"
Rainbow slowly trotted away. "Now is as good a time as any... to try talking to her again."
Always Ever Charcoal Brown
Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes narrowed on the blue shape shuffling about in front of her.
Rainbow Dash swept a patch of blue weeds clean of dust with her tail. She then placed down a narrow strip of armor designed for guarding fetlocks. Rainbow positioned it so that the concave portion of the metal armor faced up, like a plate. She then placed two strips of Bleakweed directly on top of it. The material was frayed, but still edible.
Taking a breath, Rainbow Dash plopped back on her haunches, faced Seraphimus directly, and opened her muzzle—
"No," Seraphimus grunted.
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "I haven't said anything yet."
"Whatever it is, the answer is no."
"But—"
"You had best let me be," Seraphimus exhaled sharply.
Rainbow Dash sighed. She leaned back, forelimbs folded over her fuzzy tummy. "... ... ...I didn't order for you to be clubbed in the back of the head."
"I know."
"It was an impulsive decision made in the heat of the moment," Rainbow Dash said. "Even still, can you blame us for not fully being able to trust you?"
"I know who did it and for what reason."
"Lemme guess." Rainbow blinked. "You wanna tear out his guts."
"Not really," Seraphimus droned.
Rainbow was silent.
"Well..." Pinkie Pie drifted in towards the mare's side. "That's a welcome change... isn't it?"
Rarity floated up along Rainbow's other side. "I beg to differ. Some ponies never change. Griffins too—it would seem."
"Uhm..." Fluttershy phased through Rainbow Dash's body and twirled around to face the whole of them. "No offense... but there's really only one pony here who can be of help to Rainbow in this conversation."
Rainbow's eyes darted over.
Twilight followed her gaze as it landed on Applejack. "You heard Fluttershy, AJ." She gestured with a smile. "Front and center."
Sighing, Applejack tilted her ghostly hat back and drifted over to Rainbow's side. "She's mad as the dickens, Rainbow. That hasn't changed." Her emerald eyes narrowed. "But something is different. She actually had to put up some effort to come across as bitter just then."
"Maybe she's tired?" Rarity remarked. "Celestia knows I would be exhausted after being so cross for so long!"
"But Rare-Rare, you didn't have all your family thawed to death!" Pinkie Pie remarked. "Grumpy Feathers here has reason to maintain her stick-in-the-mudness for the long term!"
"Did you not hear me?" Seraphimus spoke up, staring at Rainbow's dead-still figure. "I do not need any lecturing right now."
"The fact of the matter is... you do need something," Rainbow said, looking calmly at Seraphimus again. "Something I wish I could give you. To help you. I just... refuse to believe it's too late for that... for fixing your life."
"Clubbing me in the back of the head was a start," Seraphimus said in a cool tone. "I would suggest repeating that—only harder this time."
"I am not going to execute you," Rainbow grunted.
"Doing so back in Frostknife would have stopped this 'damnable path' that you perceive me as taking," Seraphimus said. "And—for practicality's sake—it would presently rid you and your group of unwanted stress. It's what I would do in your position."
"Rainbow..." Applejack began.
Rainbow looked over.
The farm mare was shaking her head. "She's fibbin' for sure."
Twilight Sparkle craned her neck to look over Rainbow. "About what?"
"Do ya really need me to spell that out?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow looked at Seraphimus again. "If all this time you've wanted so frickin' badly to die—"
"Have I not told you that?" Seraphimus spoke intensely, close to hissing.
"... ... ...then what motivated you into helping me, Kepler, and the rest of the Herald back when we had to fight the giant wyrm?"
"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie pounded her ghostly hooves together with a piercing grin. "Answer that, ya big bad birb lady!"
Seraphimus sighed. "I've lived a long... mostly honorable life." She clenched her beak. "I would rather not perish from the casual whim of a giant, mindless beast."
"What does it matter?" Rainbow Dash asked. "The 'Goddess' you serve is long-dead. There's no going back to Rohbredden... no way of engraving your name and accomplishments deep within the Frosted Shelves."
Seraphimus' neck feathers crested. "As you're so keen to remind me..."
"All we have on the Dark Side is each other," Rainbow Dash said. "With just those factors and those factors alone..." She shook her head. "...I really don't think we should be leaping at each other's throats."
"You're obsessed with making me see the universe through your twisted, blighted vision," Seraphimus growled.
"Seraphimus... girl..." Rainbow waved a hoof. "Kihutaja and the Seven Seas are a gazillion whale farts away on the other side of the plane! Face it—you left the so-called 'Blight' behind long ago! And—with all things considered—doesn't this crazy star-lit wasteland make the Blight look like peanuts in comparison—?!"
Seraphimus blurted: "Assisting the Herald afforded me another day that I might actually slay you with my own talons!" She sneered. "Did you ever stop to conceive of that, creature?"
Rarity fanned herself. "Well... so much for progress."
"I... wouldn't draw conclusions so quick-like, sugarcube," Applejack said.
"You sense something, Applejack?" Fluttershy asked hopefully.
"Like what?!" Pinkie Pie flailed. "You heard her! She totally wants to skewer the Dash-Dash!"
"T'ain't that simple..." Applejack tapped her ghostly chin, staring at the mare. "She's... desperate to keep you in the mood to detest her. It's like she's strugglin' at this point to push you away."
"Or...!" Twilight Sparkle brightened. "...she's struggling with herself over the fact that she's gotten so close!"
"So close to what?" Pinkie Pie raised an eyebrow. "You don't mean to Dashie! She hates her!"
"Or maybe it's not so much 'hate' anymore," Fluttershy said. "Would you blame Seraphimus for being confused? Frightened, even?"
"What's this bird-cat got to be frightened of?" Pinkie asked. "She's a total badflank!"
"I suppose it would be awfully frightening to face the enormity of a world such as this one," Rarity stated. "For anypony... much less a soul that's been so steadily indoctrinated to accept one cosmology and one cosmology alone."
Rainbow Dash closed her eyes. She took a deep breath, then spoke: "Do you know why I can't yet bring myself to unshackle you completely?"
"I think that's more than evident," Seraphimus muttered. Her eyes wandered to the morsels of food, but she made a good show of denying that her vision had graced them. "You fear for yourself."
"Even you would know better by now."
"You fear for your ill-fated friends."
"That too. But there's more." Rainbow leaned forward, ears drooping. "I fear for you, Seraphimus."
"... ... ..."
"I fear for what might happen to you—even if you didn't just turn around and slice my throat out from under my chin. One way or another, you'd be out there in the great Curved Dark... on your own... struggling to make sense out of the very same shadows that confuse all of us." Rainbow breathed. "It's tough enough trying to keep sane with such an uncertain future ahead of us. Thinking about Equestria and the plight of the entire world just... drains me. And if that wasn't enough, there's memories of the crap I had to pull in Frostknife. Memories of..." She gulped. "...of Bard."
Fluttershy sniffled while Rarity hung her head.
"I see it draining the Herald too," Rainbow continued. "They try to keep strong. Even Wildcard—or Jordan, as you know him—has his moments where... everything just collapses." She slowly shook her head. "I can't get to the Midnight Armory alone. But neither could any of them. We gotta lean on each other to make the impossible happen. And even if you don't share our mission or our belief... you do share our strength. You've already proven that we can depend on you. But that dependency works both ways."
"It was merely desperation," Seraphimus said.
"And it's totally okay to admit that!"
Seraphimus flashed her a surprised look.
"Because... I think you really need to, Seraphimus," Rainbow said. "I'm just starting to understand precisely how... long you've been alone. Even when you had your family around... you couldn't bear to burden them with what drained you, could you?"
Seraphimus opened her beak... but had nothing to say.
So Rainbow said it for her: "You almost had something... someone to depend on, and Verlax took that away from you. I'm sorry. But... even if you think it might be too late... you have ponies you can depend on here and now. It's never... ever too late, Seraphimus."
Twilight and Pinkie smiled—
—but then Seraphimus blurted: "The only thing I depend on is a swift death," she spat. "Yours or mine. Whichever comes first will work."
Rainbow rolled her eyes. She looked at Applejack.
With a wry smirk, Applejack shook her head.
"You're lying," Rainbow droned.
Seraphimus' beak clapped. "To blazes with your damnable metaphysicality. You're a blighted sham and you will collapse from the weight of—"
"You're lying." Rainbow Dash stood up. "I know you are. And now you're scrambling to act 'tough' in order to compensate for the fact I know. Well, tough manure, babe." She trotted away. "I've met scarier melon fudges than you in my day."
Seraphimus fumed. "You haven't the faintest idea what I'm capable of—"
"You're hungry. Eat up."
"I am not hungry!"
"... ... ...you're lying again."
Seraphimus shook so hard her manacles rattled. She looked at the strips of bleakweed, then at the stubborn pegasus who was trotting away. Fuming, she covered her eyes with her bound forelimbs and slumped down against the rock... struggling for as long as she could to stop from looking at the edible morsels.
Destiny of a Madman
The blue glow of the glen had dimmed to a soft azure flicker.
Hours had passed. Rainbow Dash was no longer on patrol. She lay curled up on a stretch of canvas, struggling to get some slumber. She was only half-successful.
Across the clearing, other members of Herald fared better. Logan snored loudly while Ariel lay on her back, kicking randomly at dreamly clouds in the air. Flynn's slumber was a remarkably peaceful thing, and all traces of migraines had left his otherwise relaxed complexion. Kepler had evidently attempted reading one of the books he had miraculously smuggled all the way from Wyvern Point. The seal of Mortuana lingered on its bindings, but the wyvern had fallen asleep in the midst of perusing the tome's contents. His spectacles dangled crookedly off his hairy snout as he lay against a bag of supplies.
The only shifting body—and gentle and slow at that—was Wildcard. The Desperado slowly flew a vigilant circle around the clearing. He paused at each earthen corridor leading Edgeside and Curveside. Looking to see if the coast was clear, he dutifully resumed his circular motion, drifting close by Rainbow Dash with a flick of his lion's tail. He lingered a bit—examining her from above—before fluttering on ahead.
A few ghostly breaths away, the figures of Fluttershy and Rarity lingered. The other three spirits had retreated into their invisible domain, undoubtedly to "rest up" for the next leg of their anchor's journey. The two mares talked amicably—but also quietly. It was more than obvious that they didn't want to wake up their petite friend, so they kept a respectful distance, hovering at half the allowable anchorage of their binding to the Element of Loyalty.
Every so often, Rainbow's eyelids would flutter open. She'd observe the slumbering Herald, the gentle drift of Wildcard, and the glowing pair of mares a few steps away... and then Rainbow's eyes would close once again as she teased the dark fabric of unconsciousness.
The "night"-within-a-night proceeded in such an anticlimactic fashion, quiet and unassuming, peaceful yet mildly tense.
And—at last—a mischievous voice broke that tension:
"Do you ever get tinnitus?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow's eyes slowly fluttered open.
A hairy figure hovered sideways, ninety-degrees to the earth. His antlers pointed perfectly "upwards" in Rainbow's vision. There was a fan of paper-thin objects levitating directly in front of him. Rainbow watched as he sporadically reached a lion's paw to his hairy muzzle, plucking teeth out that morphed comically into playing cards. Discord proceeded to play solitaire in the tranquil silence of the glen.
"I suppose I already know the answer to that question, Sparky. Considering all of the grotesquely capitalized explosions and sound effects you've encountered, you've undboutedly got the darnedest-ringiest ears in this quadrant of the galaxy."
Rainbow Dash fidgeted. She was too damnably exhausted to produce so much as a growl. She rubbed her eyes and blinked at the casually levitating dragonequus.
"Still, such a thing must annoy a mortal beyond measure. I mean, how can one relax with all of that... pent-up mayhem just banging on the poor fleshy ear drums in your petite little skull? I can say 'petite', right? It's not too terribly overused?"
Rainbow Dash's lips tightened.
"Anyhorse—tinnitus. Constant ringing. Such an alarmingly sad condition. At least it won't follow you into sleep... or death. I mean, that's what you mortals expect, right?" He continued to lay down more "teeth" cards. An ace of spades graced the blue glow of the glen. "If nothing else, death is the ultimate escape from all of life's troubles... all of the mayhem... all of the chaos."
Rainbow blinked. She looked at Wildcard gliding a distant circle... at the soul-esque manes of Rarity and Fluttershy blowing in an unseen wind.
"But..."
Rainbow's eyes silently darted back towards the speaker.
"...what if I was to tell you... that in the absence of light, matter, consciousness... in the absence of everything... the ringing only intensifies? That is to say, in a state of oblivion, one enters the repository of all the spent-up physical, spiritual, and otherworldly detritus you could or couldn't imagine. Just... an infinitely deep pocket of all this unnameable bric-a-brac jumbling and banging and rustling around... with nowhere to go but deeper, tighter, and louder. Could you imagine a far more cacophonous fate for all things that have ever lived and died?"
Rainbow Dash bit her lip.
"Oh... but don't you fret, Sparky." A final teeth glinted before two talons plucked it free. With a flick of the scaled wrist, it turned into the Queen of Hearts. Discord turned his head to smirk at her. "You've got your ever-precious Harmonic Plains to escape to... or..." His eyes traced the Curve of the Plane. "...or maybe you don't." A beat. A shrug. "Either way... you've got an out. Because you're harmonic. Way to go."
Rainbow Dash gulped. Her lips parted ways—
"Me?" Discord shrugged. "I know where I'm headed... because I've been there. I was there for only a blink—mind you. But a blink for me was several, several months for you. And yet—in all that time... all that wonderfully jumbling, rattling, noisy time... I had glimpses of the winged maverick above the pit... the possessor of that endlessly entropic pocket. And... I must say... I'm half-tempted to thank you."
There was no response.
He wasn't expecting any. "And yet... here I am. Even I couldn't expect something so unpredictable... and that's what makes me so excited. But—sooner than later—the thrill of discovery must wear off. And I must come to terms with the fact that I can't be in that perfect place forever. I'm here for a reason—and I absolutely loathe 'reasons.' Much the same way you don't particularly care for the delicious ambrosia that is spontaneity... or at least you pretend not to."
Rainbow's brow furrowed.
"Eh... lecturing isn't my forte either. That's one thing we have in common. Besides something else..." He laid the last of the cards down and looked at her. "We both want to share what's best with this world. It's just that... every time I give, you take. And every time you take, I give." He picked the cards up and fanned them out in front of her. "We both have the same deck... but you can't have two dealers, can you?"
"... ... ..."
"I heard you talking to the death bird. Nice strides you're making." He flipped the cards from one paw to another. "Of course, it won't work. Not with her. That's because she understands what I do... but that you don't... or refuse to." Red-on-yellow eyes flickered, but they weren't his. "Until you embrace all that you are... and all that we both can be... then you're as stubborn a liar as her... and there's really nothing left to believe in, now is there?"
Rainbow Dash winced. She rubbed her eyes and shuddered through a cold spell.
"Hmmmm... it really is a pity that you can't understand. It's much like a swing band down there. Hmmmm... I suppose some of us must wait for paradise." As Rainbow's vision went foggy, he slapped the cards back into his mouth and clapped them back into teeth. "Get some shuteye, Sparky. No need to tell your horse friends—especially the pink-haired one. I can tell she's quite the sensitive type."
Rainbow deflated back to the canvas, her eyelids falling heavy and heavier.
"But... sooner than later... you will have to talk to me." Eyes flickered in the cascading darkness. A trace of venom. "You will..."
And Rainbow embraced the blissful silence.
Return to Hunter's Dream?
Later...
Rainbow Dash and the Herald drifted through one of countless serpentine corridors, making their gradual way Curveside. Vibrant vines of fungal growth draped over the looming precipices above them, casting a kaleidoscopic glow in all directions. All the while, various creatures of hitherto inconceivable configuration flitted and scurried about the path of the mana-powered caravan.
Fluttershy's vision darted every which way, and the ghostly pegasus' lips pursed as she observed specimen after mysterious specimen with bright, enthusiastic eyes. Once or twice, an insectoid lifeform with luminescent blue wings flitted by, and Fluttershy drifted steadily after it—mesmerized—only to collide muzzle-first with a translucent lavender forcefield. The mare hovered in place, rubbing her fuzzy nose while the rest of her companions caught up, giggling and nuzzling her sweetly.
Rainbow Dash watched from afar. Occasionally she would throw a look over her shoulder, taking note of Seraphimus.
The griffin in question sat silently where she was chained-up in the back of the wagon. She looked lethargic—yes—but alert. There was no question that Seraphimus had taken the necessary step in... sustaining herself.
Rainbow took a deep breath—but it wasn't in pride.
"It's for the best, Rainbow," Twilight said.
Rainbow looked at her.
Twilight explained: "Keeping her restrained. Seraphimus is simply too much of a liability—even now. We can't risk what might happen to you or your friends if she were to be let go."
"I just can't seem to get to her," Rainbow Dash muttered.
Twilight gave a supportive smile. "Just give her time."
"Is that enough? I mean, really?" Rainbow glared ahead of them, nostrils flaring slightly. "What did Princess Celestia do to get you to value the magic of friendship?"
"Ehhhh..." Twilight Sparkle fidgeted in mid-hover. "She... gently prodded me into visiting Ponyville... so that you and I and the rest of us would be in the right place and time to help out her sister, Princess Luna escape the clutches of Nightmare Moon. But..." She cleared her throat. "... ... ...what precisely are you getting at?"
"I dunno, Twi." Rainbow sighed. "It just feels as though I'm practically beating Seraphimus over the head with 'harmony' and crud. Like... 'Hey! Guess what! I'm going to chain you down for months and months until you accept Harmony into your heart as your personal, magical savior!'"
"Seraphimus has tried multiple times to kill you and your friends, Rainbow Dash," Twilight said. "All things considered, you've shown waaaay more than ample mercy."
"I'm not talking about 'mercy,' Twi. Besides, we're beyond that." Rainbow exhaled heavily. "I just feel that... if Princess Celestia were here, she'd have figured out a method that's far wiser and... kinder by now."
"Princess Celestia isn't here, Rainbow Dash. And—besides—hasn't the likes of Mortuana taught us that not all things this far from Equestria can be solved by the usual methods of the Royal Sisters? Or even Whitemane?"
"Even still, I wish I could make things easier for Seraphimus."
"But you can't. So you've gotta resort to this... for her safety as much as for your own." Twilight smiled. "It's going to work, Rainbow. It just takes time."
Rainbow squinted at her in mid-glide. "Y'know... the Twilight Sparkle who joined me in Kihutaja would have been appalled at me chaining up anyone."
Twilight looked back with a stern expression. "Well, I've come a long way from the Twilight Sparkle who stumbled back to life in Kihutaja... or abandoned you in the Quade." She gulped. "And you've come an even longer way than the rest of us, Rainbow. Only... it's taken a greater toll on you, I fear."
Rainbow stared ahead, wings flapping limply. "I'm alright, Twilight. Trust me."
"I do." Twilight nodded. "That's what worries."
Rainbow glanced back at her.
Twilight bit her lip. "I just hope... when all of this is said and done and we've finally returned to Equestria... that you can be alright with returning to who you once were."
"And just who says that that's what I'm going to earn, Twilight?" Rainbow asked. "Or even that I deserve it?"
Twilight fumbled for a response.
In the meantime...
Logan and Flynn were eyeing a scurrying reptilian creature with a pulsating blue tail. It ran up the side of a wall, then clung to a patch of rock hanging over the canyon path as the Hover Plank shifted beneath it.
"Hey... Baldy..." Logan nodded his head towards the small animal. "You see that thing?"
"Mmmhmmm." Flynn responded in a knowing tone. "Same specimen we've been seeing all throughout this leg of the trek."
"What's the count, you think? Two dozen? Three?"
"I've been keeping a thorrough count!" Kepler spoke up. "It's well overr forrty in the past thrree hourrs alone!"
"That's a large enough number to me." Schiiing! Logan pulled out his axe and spoke over his shoulder. "Double-yoo?"
Without hesitation, the Desperado at the rear of the craft picked up an Emeraldinian dagger from the back of the wagon, twirled it once, and—thwisssssssssssssssssh!—flung it in a blur at the creature.
Thunk! Glowing blue blood splattered across the rock as the ancient blade pinned the alien reptile in place. Before it could so much as squirm—
"Hnnngh!" Logan swung up with his blade as the craft passed under. SCHLIIIINK! He instantly decapitated the specimen.
Pinkie, Rarity, and Applejack winced. While staring with beaded eyes, Rarity reached a fetlock over and belatedly covered Fluttershy's dumbstruck face.
Rainbow barely flinched. She looked over with an exasperated sigh. "Really? Must you?"
"Yeah." Logan reached over and grasped the creature's still-twitching torso. "We must."
"Clean swing, Big Show," Flynn said. "Let's hope all game goes down that quick."
"Hold onto that thought." Logan turned and tossed the bloody source of meat towards Kepler. "Here ya go, Keps. Take a closer look and see if our stomachs an handle it."
Kepler grasped the creature and prepared his alchemic equipment. "Will do, frriend. And—might I suggest—we shouldn't land any morre kills until I have prresented a scientific opinion."
Seraphimus droned: "You'll want to spread the kills out across the environment—so as not to disastorously alter the local food chain." Her manacles rattled as the wagon navigated bumpy terrain. "There's not telling if your group will need to perform a strategic retreat and camp out in previously-tread locations."
"Indubitably!" Kepler proceeded with his dissection.
Twilight Sparkle struggled to keep her nonexistent lunch in. She looked away from the gore—only to find herself staring in the face of Rainbow Dash.
"Are you still so sure that I should reconsider traditional Equestrian dieting customs?"
Twilight gulped. "To b-be fair, Rainbow Dash, I never told you I was ever 'sure.'"
Rainbow contemplated that with a sullen breath, then resumed her steadfast glide.
As Kepler carved into the meat, the reptilian muscles of the thing finally stopped twitching. A translucent cloud of ruby energy rose up from the creature, waving back and forth like a leaf caught in the breeze.
Ariel passed by—and as she did so, she reached her hoof out and watched as the stream of ruby light phased through her fetlock. She exhaled with an undeniable shudder. "Not so easy to have a sandwich when the lunch meat does that."
"Then keep your eyes shut," Logan grunted.
"Easy for you to say."
"Don't be an asshole. It's never been easy." Logan's nostrils flared. "But—then again—that's why we all made it this far. We've known that since day one."
Wildcard hand-signed something.
Flynn interpreted: "'And the ones who haven't?'"
"Well, now they know more than the rest of us combined," Logan said.
Rainbow bit her lip.
Seraphimus looked thoughtfully at Logan. She leaned back in her restraints, resting.
The Herald continued through the ravines in somber silence.
The Things Wildcard Says
"You're not gonna be making much smoke, are ya, Keps?" Logan asked, squinting cross the campsite.
"Negatorry, frriend." Kepler stoked the freshly-prepared flames. He had fashioned a crude spit utilizing old Emeraldinian metals. With the turn of a makeshift crank, he rotated the slain creature from hours ago, cooking it from all angles. "I've used a rreagent frrom my alchemy kit. The fumes should not be too grreat. If I turrn out to be wrrong, we can simply use a lunarr rrune to quickly extinguish it."
"Well, okay..." Logan exhaled. He resumed erecting a tent across the clearing. A series of rock formations flanked the campsite, dripping with luminescent vines. The Herald nestled themselves safely within the penumbra of the alien fungae's glow. "You just give us a tongue-rolling shout as soon as you need anything."
"Someone's itching to do a taste-test," Flynn droned.
"I suspected that it was my place to endurre such," Kepler said.
"Don't worry, Keps." Ariel flew back and forth between the wagon with supplies. "We'll make sure that Big Show doesn't eat our only chance in testing the quality of meat around here."
"It's not about that!" Logan grunted.
"Point well taken." Flynn smirked in the middle of setting up a tent. "If Kepler's experiment proves helpful, Big Show can just run off and inhale his own meat."
"Ha-Hah!"
Logan snorted. "Shitbags, the whole lot of you."
"You know you love ussssss," Ariel said melodically.
"Bite me."
"Not until Kepler tests you first."
"Heheheheh..."
In the meantime, Rainbow Dash sat down, sipping from a canteen. She sat across from Wildcard who was setting up another fire—this one closer to the camp. The petite pegasus delighted in the warmth from the freshly-lit flame. Her friends gathered close by, mellow and quiet.
"Mmmmm..." Rainbow took a last drink of water and screwed her container shut. "Not that I'm complaining... but I expected a tad bit less mundanity from a place forever labeled 'the Dark Side.'"
"Rainbow Dash?" Rarity's eyelashes fluttered. "Darling?" Her dainty expression hardened into an iron scowl. "Do kindly close your trap."
"Heeheehee!" Pinkie Pie giggled.
"Girls, please..." Fluttershy interjected. "She didn't mean anything stupid by it." The mare sighed out the side of her muzzle. "Even if it was a stupid thing to say."
Rainbow Dash winced. "Yeahhhhhhhhh... I do have a habit of inviting the worst." She looked across the fire at Wildcard. "Good thing I'm with friends who are used to the worst, eh, Wildcard?"
Wildcard looked back at her. He smiled under his dark goggles. The lenses reflected Rainbow's earnest smile in the firelight.
Rainbow sighed. "How are you holding up?"
Wildcard gave a thumb's up. With an Emeraldinian rapier, he stoked the flames. He breathed in... breathed out. After a silent pause, the griffin looked at Rainbow again.
Rainbow looked back.
Wildcard glanced over at the group. His headcrest drooped... as if in contemplation. He readjusted his metal grip of the rapier, then looked back at Rainbow Dash. Shuffling sideways—away from the flame—he squatted closer to her. The stone floor of the campsite had a thin layer of dirt and ash covering it. With slow movement of his limbs, he drew the tip of the blade across the sediment.
Rainbow Dash watched with silent attention.
Gradually, the Desperado formed legible words in the dirt. He did so with surprisingly good handwriting, positioned so that the pegasus could read.
Rainbow's friends all floated closer. They craned their ghostly necks to see over her shoulder.
At long last, the griffin finished. When he was done, the word "WILDCARD" rested between them in all capital letters. He paused when he was done, looking up at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow's eyes met his goggles.
He held up a metal finger... then reached down to underline the first word "WILD." When he was done, he placed the sword down and sat up straight. He then proceeded to make complex motion with his right talon. Multiple fingers stretched out in various directions morphed into just one talon pointing straight up. He repeated the motion, all the while rotating the talon in question clockwise.
Rainbow blinked.
After half-a-minute, Wildcard picked up the sword again. He circled the "CARD" part, then placed the weapon back down. Facing Rainbow directly, he cradled both hands together, then charaded "dealing cards" across the table. It wasn't until the third repetition of this that Rainbow realized he was moving his beak with each signal so as to convey the phrase.
"Is this time for Go Fish?" Pinkie squeaked. An orange hoof slapped across her head. "Owie!"
"Land's sakes, Pinkie!" Applejack leaned back. "Dun you see what's goin' on?"
"It's his name," Twilight Sparkle murmured. She looked directly at their anchor. "He's teaching you how to say his name."
"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow Dash looked at her stubby hooves. With a crooked smile, she looked at Wildcard and shrugged.
Wildcard waved his metal hand from side to side. He smiled placatingly under his beak.
"He's not teaching us how to say it, darling," Rarity calmly reassured. "Simply how to 'read' it."
"Ohhhhhhhh." Twilight nodded. "That would make sense."
Next, Wildcard held a finger up.
Rainbow watched intently.
Using the broad side of the Emeraldinian sword, Wildcard smoothed the dust and dirt between them. Using his metal finger this time, he produced new letters.
Rainbow sensed a silver-feathered figure atop the wagon craning her neck and looking at the scene with sudden interest. The mare ignored Seraphimus for the time being, staring intently at the Desperado the entire time.
Wildcard finished writing the two words in the dirt. He underlined "RAINBOW." Then—facing the pegasus—he spread the fingers of both talons partially, with his left hand pointed up and his right hand stretched over so that it was facing down toward's the left. Then, while mouthing the word, he pulled his right hand from right to left before Rainbow Dash in a curved arc. He repeated this multiple times, with Rainbow watching intently.
"Hey!" Pinkie grinned. "It's Dashie!"
"Half of her, anyway," Applejack said.
"This is so... so fascinating," Twilight Sparkle cooed. "Back in Equestria, there's a system for wordless communicating via the levitation of small sticks—but only unicorns can do it." She blinked. "Looks like—in Wyvern Point—they invented a robust vocabulary for just their natural-born digits!"
Rainbow leaned forward. "What about 'Dash?'"
Wildcard circled the second half of Rainbow's name. However, his metal finger stalled in the dirt. Goggles rattled as he stared blankly forward for a few seconds.
"Awwwwwww..." Fluttershy pouted. "You stumped him!"
"I suppose wyverns are simply slow-moving," Rarity droned, causing Pinkie to giggle again.
The Desperado fumed silently for a second. Then—after smacking the back of his feathered skull—he faced Rainbow directly. He held his right hand up with two fingers pointing up and his thumb out. Then—quickly—he brought both fingers together in almost a "snapping" motion while dragging his hand swiftly towards the center of his torso. He repeated this—preceding it with the "RAINBOW" signal this time. In the end, he smiled beneath his beak.
"Awesome..." Rainbow evaluated. Her wingtips fluttered. "Do your name again."
Wildcard did so—far faster this time.
Rainbow's ruby eyes darted, but she found that she was recognizing it.
"Cool," she said. The mare looked over her shoulder. Blue cheeks turned a bit rosy. "Uhhh..." She leaned towards Wildcard with a devilish smirk. "Do 'Ariel.'"
"... ... ..." Wildcard sat perfectly still.
"Wuh oh..." Applejack winced.
Wildcard sighed... albeit with a soft smile. He rubbed the sediment smooth once again. Then—grabbing Rainbow's attention—he drew simply the letter "A." Immediately afterwards, he held his flesh talon up in a fist with the shiny wrist facing Rainbow. Shortly after, he drew an "R," then raised two fingers up—with his pointing finger crossing slightly in front of the middle.
"Hoo boy..." Rainbow Dash stifled a chuckle.
"This... might take a while," Twilight Sparkle said.
Are You Watching Closely?
Shortly after waking...
Under the endless twilight...
The Herald trudged uphill. A stone plateau stretched over two lengths of glowing, fungal forests. The Hovercraft ascended with help of the lunar enchantment powering through its lower carriage manastones.
Logan and Ariel scouted ahead while Flynn operated the craft. Kepler was hunched over, examining the leftover remains of the cooked creature. He seemed pleased with his results, and he jotted notes down while smiling through his tusks. Seraphimus sat in the back, squirming visibly. Charcoal brown eyes squinted across the lengths of the wagon to where Wildcard and Rainbow Dash sat.
Wildcard was pointing straight at the sky.
Rainbow watched.
The Desperado placed both palms up and rotated them outward from the center while moving his beak. He repeated this a few times.
"'Sky,'" Twilight Sparkle murmured.
Fumbling, Rainbow attempted adorably to imitate this with her hooves—
Shaking his head, Wildcard placed a metal palm on Rainbow's shoulders to stop her. Next, he held a talon up... then stretched his metal palm out. He caught the glint of the luminescent heavens.
Rainbow looked at it, then at his goggles. "Starlight...?"
Wildcard simply cocked his head to the side.
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash's ears twitched. "Stars."
Wildcard held a finger up. Then, he raised both hands with the pointing fingers aimed straight up and "stabbed" it a few times in quick succession.
"Well, there ya go," Applejack commented.
Wildcard grabbed Rainbow's attention again. He held one finger up, then repeated the last signal he had taught her. Right after, he counted off all the fingers of his hand, then repeated the signal... this time in a more prolonged manner and moving both hands from the right to left.
Rainbow's brow furrowed.
"I think the first example was singular," Twilight explained. "'Star.' But the last one he just did is plural. 'Stars.'"
"Cooly crispies!" Pinkie stated.
"I get it." Rainbow nodded. Her eyes narrowed. "What's 'moon?'"
Wildcard swiftly hooked his right hand up, formed a crescent with his thumb and pointing finger, and wobbled it just above the right side of his head.
"Nifty," Rainbow said, giggling slightly.
With Rainbow watching, Wildcard then moved the right hand lower while forming a somewhat parallel signal with his metal hand. After this, he returned to performing the original signal, but rotated the hand downward, pivoting, then closing the fingers. At one point, he formed a "C" with his right hand, then brought his left hand up to the other with the same signal in reverse and "wrung" them both shut.
"The hay is he doin' now?" Applejack remarked.
"I believe he's doing the lunar cycle," Twilight murmured.
"Dude... Wildcard..." Rainbow fought the urge to giggle again. She smiled wide. "I know we've got some time on our hooves, but t-take it a bit slow... will ya?"
Sometime that evening...
The Herald roasted two spits worth of meat. Logan had slain four more reptilian creatures—enough to feed the camp. This allowed Rainbow Dash a heartier helping of non-meat rations for the evening. This was a good thing, for she was hungry—not just for mushrooms.
The petite pegasus sat on a rock, munching and munching. Her eyes were locked on Wildcard, seated across from her in the fire-lit camp site.
The Desperado pointed at the morsels in Rainbow's possession. He closed his right talons together and tapped them multiple times to his beak.
"Mrmmmfff..." Rainbow swallowed. "'Food?'"
Wildcard nodded. He pointed at the reptilian samples being roasted over open flame. He then held his metal hand out in a fan, all fingers pointed out. With his right talon, he clamped two fingers over the spot between his left thumb and left fingers. He shook both appendages slightly while mouthing with his beak.
Rainbow glanced at the cooked flesh... then back at Wildcard. "... ... ...'meat?'"
The Desperado nodded again. His goggles reflected Rainbow's muzzle as it scarfed down food. Holding a finger up, he smiled. Next, he hooked his right hand slightly and lowered it swiftly from his chest-feathers to the top of his gut. He did this with a raised eyecrest.
Rainbow giggled. "Yeah." She gulped. "I guess I am."
Another day...
Another trek...
Wildcard and Rainbow Dash were "scouting." In truth, they were just hovering leasurely above the Hovercraft and the rest of the Herald. Wildcard flew backwards, holding up his right talon in various positions.
"'S'," Rainbow Dash said, squinting at the locations of the griffin's claws. She glided slowly, taking in both the Desperado and the landscape surrounding. "'Q.'" A blink. "J.'" She concentrated. "'F.'"
Wildcard shook his head.
"Grnnngh..." Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "I mean 'B.'"
Wildcard nodded. He then did five symbols in quick succession.
Rainbow leaned forward, her muzzle agape as she concentrated. "'A'... 'R'... 'I'..." With a tiny pony gasp, her ears perked up. "'Ariel!' That's 'Ariel!'"
Wildcard nodded briskly.
"Woohoo!" Rainbow shouted down towards the arid landscape below. "Hey Ariel! I can spell you now!"
"That's great, Rainbow!" a voice hollered up. "Hey Wildcard! How about teaching her transitive verbs next?"
Twilight Sparkle snorted.
Rainbow tossed her a look. "What?"
"Nothing." Twilight shook a hoof, smiling. "Carry on."
Rainbow looked at her teacher. "What else you got?"
Wildcard began sounding off more letters.
"I think he's spelling 'KEPLER'—" Twilight began.
"Let me read it!" Rainbow snarled.
Another evening...
Another campsite...
Rainbow Dash was lying chest-first across a mat. She was attacked by yawns, and her eyelids hung heavy.
Nevertheless...
She watched as Wildcard circled the word "GRIFFIN" in the sand. He then produced a certifiably complex motion with both talons.
"Yowsers..." Rainbow yawned again. "...that's a tough one."
Wildcard shrugged... ultimately nodding.
"How about I just point at you when the time comes?"
Another shrug. Wildcard gestured across the way to where Seraphimus lay asleep.
"Jee... I dunno..." Rainbow smirked slightly. "Am I advanced enough to learn 'psychopath?'"
Wildcard snickered breathily. He slapped his two talons together in what Rainbow could only guess were three separate, swift retorts.
"Careful now, Rainbow," Applejack said. "Remember, they was once friends."
"Ehhh..." Rainbow rubbed the back of her head, fighting another yawn. "Sorry, dude. I doubt we'll be running into any griffins out here besides the two of you."
Wildcard ultimately nodded.
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash squirmed where she lay. She tongued the inside of her muzzle. "... ... ...Wildcard?" She looked up, ears drooping slightly. "What's... the word for 'Bard?'"
Fluttershy and Rarity bit their lips.
Wildcard sat still. After a deep breath, he slowly shook his head.
"Awwwww..." Pinkie sulked. "He doesn't want to share."
"Not the case, Pinkie," Applejack corrected.
Rainbow looked at her, then at Wildcard. "Lemme guess... there's no word for it?"
Sadly, Wildcard nodded.
"Well... what did you used to use, anyways?" She smirked. "Aside from the middle finger, of course."
Wildcard smirked. However, after a contemplative breath, he turned deadpan and then held his left hand out, pointing one finger to the left. He held his right hand up in a fist at about head-level, then rotated it down towards the other hand. When both wrists made contact, his right finger stuck out and his thumb stuck up, almost resembling a "pistol."
"Huh..." Rarity tapped her chin in thought.
"Looks almost like a revolver." Twilight looked at the others. "Bard was sort of the gunslinger type, after all."
"Nah..." Applejack shook her head. "Ain't that simple. This one's closer to the heart."
Rainbow's eyes searched the firelight. Her hooves kneaded the sleeping mat as she looked up and breathed: "'Brother.'"
The ghostly mares looked on.
Wildcard slowly... slowly nodded.
Rainbow took a breath. She lay her chin against the mat and murmured. "What's 'sister?'"
Without hesitation, Wildcard spelled out two words.
Rainbow blinked. "Hmmmmm..." She curled up slightly against the mat, afflicted with a rosy smile. "Yeah, okay..."
Bird in the Hoof...
The Herald trudged through a wide-stretching valley filled with dense, knee-high glowing mushrooms. Kepler picked several for samples. Ariel flew wide circles in the air, surveying the landscape ahead.
Rainbow Dash and Wildcard sat facing each other in the wagon.
The Desperado flashed his natural hand in multiple formations.
Rainbow watched... watched... watched—"'Austraeoh','" she blurted. "That spells out 'Austraeoh.'"
Wildcard nodded. He signed again.
Rainbow's eyes darted left and right, following the talons. "'Urohringr.'"
A smirk beneath his beak, and Wildcard gestured again.
Rainbow's ghostly companions watched intently. They looked at the griffin's claws, then back at Rainbow Dash.
She took a deep breath, then stammered: "'Rohbredden.' Wow. That's how you spell it?"
"Ha-hah!" Kepler laughed from where he scampered alongside the wagon, picking mushrooms.
"Whew-boy..." Rainbow stroked her bangs back. "These are getting long."
The wagon skirted the edge of a precarious canyon wall. Logan was drawing the wagon this time. Kepler and Flynn sat close to one another, examining a map left by the Darkreach Expedition.
"Okaaay..." Rainbow Dash squinted. She was trotting behind the wagon, looking at Wildcard who sat on the very back. "That one means... means..." She blinked hard. "Could you repeat it again?"
Wildcard nodded. He patiently complied.
"Eugh... I wanna say 'whale,' but..."
"It's 'sea serpent,'" Twilight Sparkle said.
"Shhhh!" Rainbow hissed at her. "I got this!"
"But don't you remember? He taught it to you six days ago—?"
"Twilight! Girl!" Rainbow frowned. "I can do this! How else am I gonna learn?!"
"Ohhhhhhhh..." Twilight sighed and hovered in a slumped position. "What I wouldn't give for some ghostly flash cards."
Beside them, a lavender portal of translucent energy opened up. Pinkie and Rarity stuck their heads out, yawning.
"Are they still learning Wyvern Wind Speech?" Rarity whined.
"Mmmmmhmmmm." Twilight nodded.
"Awwwwwwwww candy corn!" Pinkie cursed. "Whelp!" She and Rarity limped back into the comfortable folds of limbo. "Call us when there's a fight scene or something!"
"Nyeeeeuuu..." Rarity held a dainty hoof over her yawning muzzle as she disappeared. "What she said..."
Twilight rolled her eyes. "Not everypony respects lesson time."
"Hey Wildcard!" Rainbow's voice cracked as she smirked at the griffin. "Can you combine 'egg' and 'head?'"
A lavender hoof motioned to punch the petite pegasus, instead phasing through her skull.
Rainbow merely winked into the dim starlight. "What about adding 'cracked' as an adjective?"
The group huddled under a smooth, curved swath of pale stone overlooking a luminescent valley. The air was filled with reptilian creatures darting after one another in sporadic formation.
Kepler squatted over a pot of meat stew. As he stirred, he looked over to where Rainbow Dash was tightly huddled with Wildcard.
But he wasn't the only one looking.
A pair of charcoal brown eyes reflected the pair. Seraphimus sat in the dead center of the camp. Several chains anchored her to the wagon.
After a prolonged period of staring, she shifted upon hearing a set of heavy hoofsteps marching closer. She made way for Logan, who squatted perpendicular to the griffin.
"Alright..." He placed an Emeraldinian bowl of broth down before her. "Got ya some of the stew. Extra meaty. And not in the sexy way." Schiiiing! He propped up his axe so she could see it. "You know the drill. I'll free one talon during the meal—but no funny stuff."
Seraphimus sighed, but nevertheless stood obediently still as the stallion undid one half of her forward shackles. "By now, Logan, you should know that I'm not capable of 'funny.'"
"Hrmmmff..." He released her front right limb and leaned back next to his axe. "What does any of us know?"
She raised the bowl to her beak, all the while squinting at the two. "It's a very bad idea."
"Like Hell it is," Logan grasped a sample of reptilian meat himself and took a hearty bite. "Mrmmmfff... you're a tactician... hrmmmfff..." He swallowed. "If you expect a team like us to do well, then it's super friggin' important for our leader to be able to speak to anyone. That includes your old buddy over there."
"She's already infected his blighted mind enough," Seraphimus droned. "Opening communication is just..." She fidgeted. "...allowing her to funnel more nonsense into Jordan's consciousness."
"Well..." Logan chewed and shrugged. "If his mind is so 'blighted' already than what's the worst she can do to him at this point?"
"I shudder to find out."
Logan paused for a moment. He squinted at Seraphimus. "... ... ...maybe you've already found out."
She took a sip and looked at him. "Hmmm?"
Logan smirked ever so slightly. "You're jealous at the attention Wildcard is getting, aren't you?"
The former Talon Commander nearly spat out her stew. She placed the bowl down and wiped off her beak. "That is preposterous."
"Hey, I get it. You're passionate about the dude. We all are. In your case—it showed the first time you tried to rip his heart out over Bleak's Plummet."
"Jordan drew a line in the sand a long... long time ago, Logan," Seraphimus grumbled. "Even he knows he is without honor. I have no feelings about him whatsoever. No feelings about anything."
"Heh... sure thing, Sera." Logan sat back casually and nibbled on his dinner. "Mrmmmfff... For a hardass who no longer feels, you've gotten pretty darn used to my name."
Seraphimus blinked.
"Hell..." He shrugged, glancing off into the valley below. "...makes one wonder just how much else you're capable of feeling."
"I am not jealous."
"Okay."
"... ... ...I am not."
"Friggin' eat your stew already, ya buzzard."
Seraphimus fumed. Glancing back at Rainbow and Wildcard, she very quietly... very angrily raised the bowl back to her beak.
A few bubbles formed in the broth.
Somepony Done Broke Wind
Gliding over a plateau strewn with glowing fungae...
Rainbow and Wildcard sat on the hovercraft, facing each other.
Wildcard gestured.
"Uhm..." Rainbow watched, squinting. "...'mountain top.'"
Wilcard nodded. He gestured again.
Rainbow blinked. "'Tree.'"
The Desperado performed yet another hand-signal.
"'Weather!'"
The griffin's beak tightened.
"Errrrrr...." Rainbow squirmed in place. Her muzzle opened wide with an exhale. "'Storm cloud!'"
Wildcard gave a metal thumb's up. He proceeded to flash more words between them.
"'Gate.'" Rainbow Dash said, pacing.
Wildcard sat in place on the edge of the camp site. He munched on his meaty dinner in the starlight, then hand-gestured casually to the pegasus in between bites.
Rainbow tried "reading" her friend from obtuse angles. "'Gate keeper.'" A beat. "'Gate smasher.'" Another beat. "... ... ...'Broken gate.'"
"'Mana,'" Rainbow Dash said.
Wildcard nodded. The two glided ahead of the convoy, scouring the sporadic topography of the Dark Side. The two tested Rainbow's ability to "read" from nearly parallel to the Desperado.
The griffin made another signal.
Rainbow craned her neck. "Uhhhhhhhh..." She grimaced. "'Mana stone?'"
Wildcard shook his head. He briskly gestured the same signal again.
"Mana charge" Rainbow Dash gnashed her teeth. "Dang it, this is hard."
"It's worth practicing this way, Rainbow," Twilight Sparkle said. "You can't always have the convenience of looking at Wildcard dead-on every time."
"But... that's asking a lot out of her, isn't it?" Fluttershy remarked.
"Remember how smoothely Bard could understand our friend here?" Rarity said. She squeaked in a gentle "Rest his soul" before clearing her throat. "They only got to that moment of mental clarity through an abundance of practice."
Fluttershy nodded. "I guess so. Still... I don't know how Rainbow Dash manages to do it. I can phase through the griffin and even I'm having difficulty..."
Rainbow shrugged. "I do my best memorizing when I'm flying."
Wildcard looked at her curiously.
"Not talking to you." She smirked. "The gals."
He gave a knowing nod.
"Anyways..." She motioned to him. "Continue."
Rainbow leaned forward from the back of the wagon. Her eyes followed Wildcard's slow hand movements.
"... ... ..." The petite pegasus' brow furrowed. "'Ignore... the... flying alligator—' Errrrrr... 'Dragon'." Rainbow Dash coughed. "Ignore the dragon and... save the world through... harmony!'" She grinned wide. "Did I get it right?"
Wildcard nodded briskly, smirking beneath his beak.
"Woohoo!" Rainbow pumped her hoof.
Sitting—shackled—a few spaces away, Seraphimus rolled her eyes.
"Sounds like somepony's making progress down there!" Ariel exclaimed from high above.
"Well... pffttchyeaahh..." Rainbow nodded. "It's only been..." She squinted into the starlight. "...how many weeks?"
"Yes..." Rarity rubbed her tired, ghostly eyes. "Just how long has it been since Darkreach?"
"I've been keeping count," Twilight droned.
"Yes, darling, and...?"
"You don't want to know."
Rarity pouted.
Kepler spoke up. "Ach! Rrainbow One! You will be a rregularr Herraldite in no time!"
"She's the single reason we're even here," Ariel remarked, raising an eyebrow. "What's the difference?"
"Now I get to listen in on all the nasty gossip Wildcard's been sharing behind my back!" Rainbow stuck her tongue out. "That's the difference!"
"I speak in jest, of courrse," Kepler said, smirking. He turned to look at her from across the wagon. "But I'm simply excited to have anotherr educated soul in ourr midst!"
"Uh..." Rainbow shrugged. "You're welcome?"
"Oh, let me congrratulate you morre prroperrly!" Kepler then proceeded to execute a blazing mix of claw-based hand signals.
Wildcard winced.
"Uhhhhhhh..." Rainbow's ears drooped as she blushed. "A little... slower... please?"
Ariel giggled.
"FAIL," Logan burped.
"Be easy on her," Flynn said, guiding the hovercraft over a craggy landscape. "She only now began learning."
"Well, I cannot think of a morre prroperr envirronment!" Kepler remarked with a shrug. "This half of the plane is like a verritable blank slate in everry dirrection!"
"It is for now..." Logan muttered.
"Shhhh!" Ariel slapped him upside the scalp. "Be positive!"
"Meh."
"I trrust..." Kepler winked in Rainbow's direction. "...that you shall have a full grrasp of Wind Speak in no time."
"Well..." Rainbow smirked aside at Wildcard. "It's pretty sweet and all... but I kinda sorta wish I could... y'know... speak back."
"Yeah." Ariel sighed. "There's a toughie."
"I mean, I totally would... but..." Rainbow held her stubby fetlocks up. "Y'know..."
Wildcard hand-signed, and Rainbow Dash managed to catch: "'You. Could. Always. Break. The. Wind. Talk.'" He finished this with a smirk.
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash snorted. "Snrkkk..." She hugged herself and doubled over, kicking her lower hooves in the twilight. "Hee hee hee hee!"
Flynn smirked while his horn glowed. "Now that's some progress."
As Rainbow's laughter died down...
"... ... ...There's always Cloud Swiping."
Rainbow sat up straight, blinking.
Ariel looked over to who had just spoken. "What...?"
Seraphimus looked back. "Cloud Swiping," she reiterated in an emotionless tone. "The Talon utilized it to great effect."
Ariel's lips pursed as she struggled to understand...
Seraphimus sighed. "I know for a fact that Jordan is quite efficent at the communication system." She leaned back, resting her limbs in their fetters. "So was the Lieutenant."
Rainbow looked at Wildcard. "Sooooooooo... what are we talking about?"
Wildcard glanced sideways at Seraphimus, then proceeded to gesture briskly across the wagon.
Rainbow was at a loss to read him that quickly, until she realized Wildcard wasn't "talking" to her at all.
Kepler responded: "Apparrently, it's a small collection of imperrative commands conveyed thrrough overr thrree dozen physical arrrangements of grriffin wings." He looked at Rainbow directly, adjusting his spectacles. "Quite efficient at conveying simple messages while stalling in mid-flight."
"Huh..." Rainbow Dash blinked. "Well, no wonder the Talon got so close to nipping me in the bud multiple times."
"Not efficient enough," Seraphimus grumbled.
"Now..." Logan threw a smirk over his shoulder. "Why oh why would anyone bother to tell us that now?"
She merely glared back at him.
"Say, Wildcard..." Rainbow looked at the Desperado. "...you think we could use Cloud Swiping for me to talk back to you?"
He briskly shook his head.
Rainbow's ears drooped. "Awwwwww..."
But Wildcard held up a talon. He glanced at Seraphimus, then gestured slowly to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow only caught a few words, she interpeted them as: "...Will... Help... Us... In Addition..."
"Heh..." Rainbow smirked. "Well, whatever works, bud."
Wildcard nodded back. He gestured another word: "'Toothpaste.'"
Rainbow's eyes crossed. She leaned over and rubbed her head. "Butttttttttt... let's just practice teaching me your words first and foremost, 'kay?"
Fun and Games, Until...
"Dear Goddess..." Flynn said, smirking as he drew the wagon up a slow incline of rock. Patches of glowing fungus pockmarked the hillside, illuminating the group sporadically from below. "...I remember feeling so lost the first time the Job Squad ever formed up. What—with Bard and Wildcard leading the charge so often. The way they'd 'talk to each other' in the midst of battle... friggin' threw me for a loop."
"Damn skippy." Logan took a sip from a canteen and looked over at the unicorn. "Didn't Ariel's mom have to take them aside for some coaching?"
"No way..." Ariel did a double-take, glancing down from where she hovered over the vehicle. "Mommy bent their ear?"
Wildcard nodded. His hands flicked in the air. Rainbow Dash looked over in time to catch: "...threaten... off... heads..."
"Ouch." Ariel winced. "Sounds like Mother, alright."
"Of course, she understood every word they said to each other," Logan remarked. "What—with her learning wyvern finger-talk since day one." He paused to burp. "But the two going full Desperado wasn't exactly helping the rest of the group."
"Wow..." Ariel blinked. "She really kept the group straight, didn't she?"
"Ach. That she did." Kepler nodded. "Most cerrtainly filled the disciplinarry rrole in Rremna's absence."
Seraphimus glanced over. Her charcoal brown eyes narrowed.
"The big pony whose skin Axan was magically borrowing," Flynn clarified.
"Hrmmmm..." Seraphimus' headcrest drooped as she stared back down at the top of the wagon. "I wasn't all that curious..."
Logan smirked.
"Hey Wildcard." Flynn looked back. "Remember when you and Bard went ham on those smugglers holed up in the mountains of Dust Prefecture?"
Wildcard gestured. Rainbow caught "Food" and "Manticores" and "Scared."
"Well, served them right," Ariel muttered. "Preying on the wyverns' 'big brothers?' It's a miracle they didn't get carved out of the mountain by an entire damn herd."
"Bard had the dumbest idea ever," Flynn said, trying not to laugh. "He marched into the cave and began growling at the top of his lungs. He expected that the acoustics would amplify his voice... make him sound like a growling manticore."
"That would work in scaring the poachers out!" Logan exclaimed. "If they were—maybe—six years old!"
"Hahaha—well..." Flynn smirked. "...they all rushed his ass. And of course Wildcard wasn't gonna let his buddy duke it out alone. So he broke formation and rushed the group back. Suddenly, it was the two of them fighting an entire band of criminals. By the time the rest of us came to the rescue, they had already slammed five of the crooks to the cave walls."
"The Desperados were always efficient," Logan said. "Sloppy as Hell, but I suppose that's the point."
"Heh..." Rainbow Dash nodded with a smirk. "I saw that first-hoof back in Rust."
"Oh, that's right!" Ariel beamed. "You butted heads with the Desperadoes when you first met, didn't you?"
"Yup!" Rainbow's ears perked above a proud expression. "Totally schooled them too!"
Wildcard exhaled and waved his metal hand from side to side.
"Ariel's mom chewed the Desperadoes out something awful," Flynn said. "From the sound of things, Rainbow, they didn't exactly learn their lesson. Heh..."
"How did they know they picking a fight with the Austraeoh over a coral-huffing sarosian?"
"Ha-hah!" Kepler chuckled.
Ariel floated down low enough to nudge Rainbow's shoulder. "You go girl."
Rainbow rubbed her limb. "You're just looking for excuses to say that."
"So arrest me."
"Nuh uh. The hoofcuffs are for Seraphimus at the moment."
"There was a time..." A certain voice spoke in a cold tone. "...when Jordan wasn't 'sloppy.'"
Wildcard's goggles rattled; Rainbow imagined him rolling his eyes beneath them.
"If you ask me..." Flynn took one glance back. "...his 'sloppifying' was an improvement."
"Hrmmmmff..." Seraphimus' headcrest tightened. "I find that highly unlikely."
"You should have seen him against the Midnighters at Bleak's Plummet," Flynn said. "One griffon army, I swear to Goddess..."
"He and Keris once held off a leviathan attacking the southern coastal villages of Kelp Prefecture," Seraphimus said. "The beast would have devoured dozens of fisherponies if it weren't for their expert coordination."
Ariel squinted at her. "How do you know all of this...?"
"I taught both Keris and Jordan everything I know."
"I mean... about the leviathan part."
Seraphimus calmly blinked at her. "I came in at the last second and slashed the creature's carotid artery. It died within minutes."
Flynn exhaled. "Uh huh..."
"It had to be done. Ponies were in trouble. What's more..." Seraphimus calmly sat back in her manacles. "...the flesh and blubber gave the local populace ample meat to sell into the next winter."
Ariel leaned towards Rainbow Dash, whispering: "Just when I think it's okay to stop being scared of her..."
"Really?" Rainbow blinked back at her. "I never stopped."
"Bullshit. You're just saying that—"
Th-Thudddd! The hovercraft suddenly struck dead rock.
The group jolted, blinking in surprise.
Scrkkkkkkkkkkkk! The vehicle grinded against the edge of the mountaintop, coming to a jagged stop.
"... ... ..." Flynn's natural eye blinked. "Oh no."
The glow of the stones beneath the carriage flickered.
"Oh no oh no...!" Flynn hopped off the wagon and squatted low to examine the chassis. "Dammit dammit dammit!"
"What's the matter, baldy?" Logan asked, craning his neck.
"It would appear your mana-charge has dwindled," Seraphimus began.
"Shut up!" Flynn gnashed his teeth. He aimed his horn at the base of the craft. "Grnnngh... come on! Don't lose the entanglement! Don't lose it!"
"Flynn, for realsies..." Rainbow Dash took off and hovered above him along with Ariel and Wildcard. "Are we out of juice?"
"It... it makes no sense!" Flynn stammered, sweat running visibly down his scalp. He fired multiple bursts of bright energy into the carriage. Nothing happened. "There should have been months of charge left in the thing! We could be going on for half-a-year! But now... now it's—"
"Could something have triggerred a magical cascade failurre?" Kepler remarked. "Perrhaps a sourrce of localized leylines? Naturrally occurring?!"
"Do you honestly think I would have steered us into shit like that?!?" Flynn hollered.
"Calm the buck down, dude," Logan grunted. "Nopony's blaming you... even if you did totally screw things up."
"Big Show, will you shove it?!" Flynn stamped his hoof, frowning. "Don't you realize what this means?! The stones are completely dead! I can't reenchant it unless I replace the entire damn array!" He spun and flung his hoof towards the dark curve looming forever above them. "We're stuck here!"
Tense silence fell over the group.
"This does not surprise me," Seraphimus droned.
"Rrnrnnngh!" Flynn rushed towards her, having to be held back by Wildcard and Ariel. "I'm gonna kill her! I mean it! Skin her alive and turn her beak into a codpiece!"
"Hoooooooo boyo..." Rainbow Dash turned and squinted up the rest of the rocky hillside. "Road trips, am I right...?"
Magic Sucks, She Said
Ariel bit her lip, squatting with wings tightly coiled at her sides. Not that far from her, Wildcard stood—keeping watch over Seraphimus who had been made to dismount form the wagon. The group collectively watched as Flynn paced angrily back and forth around the circumference of the vehicle.
Logan sat in a slump, sharpening his axe casually. He glanced every now and then at his bald compatriot.
Kepler fidgeted with his claws. After enough time had transpired, the wyvern nervously approached Flynn, clearing his throat. "Ahem..." He craned his neck. "Well, brrotherr? Yourr thoughts?"
Flynn scuffled to a stop. Huffing, the unicorn faced the dead hovercraft resting against the dead rock of the dead mountain. "... ... ...we're bucked sideways till dawn and back."
Ariel sighed. "I was afraid of that."
"I can't figure out for the life of me how this damned thing lost its enchantment."
"Uhm..." Logan raised a hoof. "It's called the Hoverplan—"
"I know what it's called!"
"Stop yelling, dude."
"I'm not yelling!"
"Then stop talking 'un-quietly.' You're making it sound like you're mad." Logan grunted. "Damn."
"I'm only talking loudly so that you'll get the bright idea not to say something that might make me actually mad!"
"Well, answer us this..." Ariel raised both forelimbs, squinting at the stallion. "Are we actually screwed?"
"Is water wet?!"
Ariel smiled nervously, rubbing the back of her head. "Well, this is the Dark Side, so who knows?"
"Of course we're bucking screwed!" Flynn gestured wildly. "Two of us can't fly! One of us isn't allowed to fly! Kepler is Kepler..."
"I beg yourr parrdon—"
"We needed this stupid thing to get us all around! Without it, we're left to playing hopscotch with Wildcard, Ariel, and Rainbow Dash doing all the gruntwork!"
"We can ditch the supplies and survive," Logan muttered.
"Big Show, it's not as easy as y—"
"We can survive," Logan boomed, glaring. He sliced his sharpening stone across the axe blade for emphasis. "We've lived off far less shit before. Let's not pretend we've permanently gone soft."
"But this isn't Rohbredden! Or the Seven Seas! Or—hell—any of the feuding nations that Rainbow Dash has barreled through before! This is unknown, chaotic territory!" Flynn stamped his hoof. "Without the proper resources, we haven't got a prayer to protect us from what's out there!" He punctuated his exclamation by pointing nebulously towards the looming Curve.
Ariel looked up, her blue eyes reflecting the dark silhouette of the plane against the stars. "Well..." She looked down at the rest of the Herald. "...unless we can somehow carve perfectly round wheels out of the rock and attach them to the wagon, we've got to ditch the Hoverplank."
"You'll have much more success digging your way to your infernal goal," Seraphimus droned.
Ariel tensed up. An artery pulsed visibly above her frown. "Thanks for the input, genius."
"Arre you cerrtain therre is no way to reenchant the materrial?" Kepler asked.
"Dude... Keps..." Flynn turned to face him. The tip of his horn pulsed with each angry word. "Whatever sucked the energy out of those rocks left the leylines dead and barren. I'd have to replace all the crystalline material plus the lunar dust!"
"Where would that leave us when it comes to armaments?" Logan asked.
"Let me put it this way: we won't have the luxury of firing experimental explosives at giant terrestrial wyrms any more."
"Ach." Kepler slumped, his ears drooping. "How atrrocious..."
Seraphimus cocked her head to the side. "In your area of expertise, what precisely could have 'sucked' the mana-charge dry from the bed of your carriage?"
Flynn sat on his hindquarters. His forelimbs were folded and he frowned in silence.
Logan's scowl was lacerating. "Egghead... answer her..."
Flynn huffed. At last, he grumbled over his shoulder: "I have many theories, but none of them truly matter over here on the Dark Side. There's no telling what lurks around here... potentially feeding on the most complicated of spells."
"Oh jeez..." Ariel shook with shivers.
"Would..." Seraphimus squinted. "...it help your cause to hypothesize anyway?"
Wildcard glanced at their prisoner, then over at Flynn.
Flynn sighed into a hoof. After a few seconds, he glanced sideways across the mountainside. "I don't think I'm the prime pony we should be consulting here. After all, my horn's senses aren't as sharp as the unheard detectors at our disposal..."
The entire Herald plus Seraphimus looked in the same direction.
Rainbow Dash looked back. She hovered in place, petite and patient. After an inward sigh, she said, "Alright, I'll ask the girls."
Pivoting about, Rainbow faced her ghostly companions.
"So... everypony... any ideas as to who or what sucked the manacharge away?" A blink. "And by 'everypony' I mean just you, Twilight."
"Oh!" Twilight Sparkle fidgeted in place. "Uhm..." She tapped her fuzzy ghost-nose. "Uhhhhhhhhh..."
"Twiiii..." Rainbow Dash leaned in, eyes narrow. "A little less 'Uhhhhhh-ing' and a bit more 'Eureka-ing,' please."
"Give her a moment, darling!" Rarity leaned in and protectively squeezed Twilight's shoulders while frowning at their anchor. "She's no alicorn, you know!"
"It's okay..." Twilight Sparkle exhaled. Her horn glowed slightly as she spoke: "I've been scanning the local landscape this entire time, attempting to make sense of what happened."
"And...?"
Twilight blinked into the dim cosmos. "I'm not sensing any magic at the moment. In fact, Flynn's right to describe the wagon as completely 'barren' and 'sterile' of manacharge."
"So we're right where his angry lecture left off," Rainbow muttered aside. "Great."
"But... what he doesn't understand is that can be said of this entire area," Twilight said.
Applejack leaned in. "What do you mean?"
"Well..." Twilight gestured towards the mountainside while talking to the girls. "...the same absence of magic in the wagon is also true of the mountain... the air... the fungae growing all around..."
"Even the shiny ones?" Fluttershy blurted.
Twilight merely nodded. "I'm rather surprised that Flynn can conjure up anything with that horn of his. Everytime he taps into a natural leyline in his body, it's like someone's shining a torch up the throat of a deep, dark well."
"Is that significant or somethin'?" Applejack shrugged. "I'm an earth pony, and I don't know manadust from mud... but magic's supposed to be something special, ain't it? I mean... it's not like the stuff is just twinkling in every darn thang."
"It is in some places more than others," Twilight said.
"Twilight's right," Rarity remarked, nodding. "The Everfree Forest for example? That place is teeming with all sorts of unbridled magic. Some of it dangerous!"
"But this is like the exact opposite of that," Twilight Sparkle said. "I'm not sensing anything at all on this mountainside."
"You mean..." Rainbow grimaced. "We're in the Dark Side's version of the Grand Choke?"
Ariel leaned towards Wildcard. "Remind me. What's the 'Grand Choke' again?"
Wildcard stealthily gestured: "'The Blight.'"
"Ah." Ariel nodded.
With an arching headcrest, Seraphimus silently glanced Wildcard's way.
"No, Rainbow." Twilight was shaking her head as she looked at their anchor. "This isn't like the Grand Choke."
"But you just said—"
"I wasn't in the Grand Choke long enough to get an idea of what that felt like. But what's happening here isn't the same as anti-magic. It's... more like the magic's being drawn towards some place and being hidden behind a veil." She pointed at their anchor. "Besides, if this was just like the Choke, you wouldn't be able to fly right now."
"... ... ..." Rainbow looked stupidly at her flapping wings. With a slighty blush, she settled down onto the ground. "G-good point."
"But you can't tell where the magic went to, Twilight?" Fluttershy asked.
"Well..." Twilight clenched her eyes shut as her horn pulsed. "...looking back in my mind, I get the vague sensation of the magic flying somewhere... like leaves being blown off a front porch by a swift breeze."
"But what on earth could have done that to a magic spell?!" Rarity exclaimed.
"Aliens!" Pinkie Pie cried.
"Pinkie..." Twilight rolled her eyes. "Please... we know enough about Urohringr by now to guess that we're the only 'aliens' here." Just then, the mare's eyes crossed. "Whoah." Her ears drooped. "Now if that isn't a thought and a half..."
"Twilight..." Rainbow growled.
"Ahem..." Applejack smiled gently in her direction. "Focus on the situation at hoof, sugarcube."
"Errrr... right." Twilight floated closer to Rainbow Dash. "I suggest you ask Flynn how much in control he is of his own magic."
"What for?" Rainbow asked.
"Just do it, Dashie!" Pinkie spontaneously shouted.
"Okay! Fine! Jeez!" Rainbow turned around and cleared her throat. "Yo, Flynn."
"Yes, Rainbow Dash?"
"Do you... feel any weaker right now... in the magic department?"
"How so?"
"Like... are you able to use magic like normal?"
"... ... ..." Flynn turned, aimed his horn, and fired at a random boulder. POW!!! Bioluminescent crustaceans fled in every direction as the chunk of rock was propelled violently downhill. After a while, it made a loud, echoing thud, during which the stallion pivoted to look back at Rainbow. "Seems normal to me."
"Show off," Logan grunted.
"Interesting..." Twilight rubbed her chin in thought. "So it sucked the magic out of the wagon, but not out of Flynn."
"Wait..." Flynn blinked. "The wagon lost magic... but I didn't."
Rainbow smirked. "Looks like the eggheads have rolled out of the carton."
"Eugh..." Twilight rolled her eyes.
"Just humor her, Twilight," Fluttershy said with a smile.
"'Humor,' you say," the mare grumbled back.
"What's the deal with that?" Ariel asked. "Is there a reason a contrived spell went bye-bye but Flynn can still use his horn?"
Wildcard waved his metal hoof.
Kepler pointed. "Wildcarrd's prrosthetic is still in full effect!"
"So... personal magic is still working," Twilight muttered.
"So that's why I can still fly," Rainbow said.
"Precisely."
"Shouldn't we be more concerned with where the wagon's magic went off to?" Rarity remarked. "I mean... assuming there is even a residual chance of somehow restoring it."
"Reckon we need to figure out for sure just where it zipped off to," Applejack said. She looked over. "Twilight?"
"I... I'm trying to remember..." Twilight clutched her skull in two fetlocks. "We were ascending up the mountaintop. The wagon's undercarriage fluctuated. The magic flew out..."
"Is ittttttttttttttt..." Pinkie Pie pointed through the rock of the hill as her eyelashes fluttered. "...right on the other side of the mountain?"
Silence.
"Actually..." Twilight blinked. "Yeah. I think she's got it."
"Are you sensing something, Pinkie?" Fluttershy asked.
"Hmmm?" Pinkie could barely see from how rapidly her eyelashes were fluctuating. "Sensing what?"
"Hmmmm..." Applejack tilted her ghostly hat back. "Seems to me we've got ourselves a compass."
"Cool beans." Rainbow looked at Rarity. "Care to tell us what kind of landscape's on the other side of the mountain, Rares?"
"Most certainly! Why, there's... ... ... ... ..." Rarity stopped dead in mid-sentence. She stared off for a thousand miles. "... ... ... ...why... ... ...that's funny."
"Hmmm?" Fluttershy looked over. "What is?"
"I..." Rarity grimaced. "I-I suddenly can't fathom..." She looked apologetically at Rainbow Dash. "For the life of me... I can no longer tell what's over there."
A beat.
"So!" Rainbow Dash clapped her hooves together and looked at the Herald. "Who's for a friendly hike?!"
Grumpy Old Horse Men
"This is dumb," Flynn grumbled, sitting with a scowl on the front end of the dormant wagon. "This is dumber than dumb."
"Save your breath, pal," Logan grumbled back. Both Heraldites sat, looking up at the steeper heights of the mountain. From their lower vantage point, Rainbow Dash and Ariel and Wildcard could be seen ascending swiftly to scale the peak of the natural formation. "The decision's already been made."
"Well, it's a dumb decision," Flynn exhaled. He looked back at where Kepler kept an eye on a bound Seraphimus. "Made on a dumb impulse by idiots... idiots who are dumb."
"Rainbow and Ariel have performed recon hundreds of times before. You never busted their chops then. Why now?"
"Because we don't have the means of catching up with them!"
"You mean you don't have the means."
"Dude..."
"Double dude on you!" Logan spat. He turned towards the balding stallion with a dull smirk. "Trust me—I know a thing or two about what it means to be blueballed by fate. Don't sweat, baldy. You'll get your magic mojo back. Until then, could you kindly stop bitching about every little thing?"
"What he said," Seraphimus droned.
"Ha-hah!" Kepler added.
Flynn folded his forelimbs and scrunched down. "Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmnnngh..." His mechanical eye rotated and locked loudly in place.
Logan sighed. "What now?"
Flynn spoke beneath his breath. "I don't like how chummy this gang's gotten with our prisoner," he mumbled. "Especially you."
"I smacked her in the back of the head over a month ago," Logan said. "How is that 'chummy?'"
"Yeah, and you let her survive," Flynn spat. "You know what that means, right? I'm damned surprise you haven't slept together."
"Is a certain egghead jealous?"
"Cram it, Big Show!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
Flynn exhaled in a huff. "This is how shit starts turning into a cesspool... the moment we let our guard down."
"You'll notice she's still in chains."
"You know what I mean." Flynn's natural eye gave the stallion a sideways glance. "She damned well nearly killed us all off at the World's Edge. Doesn't matter how well you can teach a parrot to sting. A vendetta's a vendetta... and that shit doesn't die."
"It does for some of us."
Flynn groaned. "Don't project, Logan. You suck at that. Your big fat ass always gets in the way."
"At least there's a sexy intermission."
"I'm serious, dude..." Flynn squinted at him. "What ever happened to the Big Show from months ago who was ready and willing to chop the griffin's skull off so Rainbow could stop shouldering the burden?"
"Ehhhh..." Logan leaned against the frame of his axe. "I dunno. Maybe there's some sense to what the Austraeoh says. Maybe the show ain't over for the Commander of the Talon."
"Now who's getting soft?"
"You think about all the nasty things we've done—waiting to serve as Eljunbyro with the power of Odrsjot..." Logan glanced over. "...and you tell me that you don't believe in 'second chances.'"
Flynn avoided his gaze momentarily, but ultimately returned with: "Not every other soul you meet is your daughter, Logan."
Logan clenched his jaw.
"Or that crazy mate of yours either—"
"You don't think I know that?" Logan grunted.
Flynn bit his lip. "S-sorry, Big Show. I was just—"
"Nah... I get it." Logan stared up at the mountainside. "In the end... the only ponies we can look after is ourselves. And I—for one—wanna make the best out of every chance I get. It'd royally suck if we all just stumbled into karma... ... ...like Bard did."
"What more can you expect of us here, Big Show?" Flynn gave the larger stallion a somber look. "I mean... really?"
Silence.
"We can only do right by following the Austraeoh," Logan said. "So far... that hasn't led us astray." He sat up straight. "So... for what it's friggin' worth... I'm giving what Rainbow Dash wants the benefit of a doubt."
"You think the stupid buzzard in chains will follow suit?"
"Hell... I dunno. I don't really care. If she knows what's good for her, she would."
"If we all knew what was good for us we'd never have left Wyvern Point."
"Heh... yeah..."
"Heheh..."
The two stallions watched as the distant specks ascended the mountainside. The dark speck flew closer to the prismatic figure.
"One thing's for sure." Logan nodded with his head. "The Austraeoh's got the best damn protection she could ask for."
Viva La Dash Mania
Metal and flesh fingers raked the air.
"Do not... they stare... not knowing..." Wildcard gestured, among other things.
Ariel instantly responded in mid-glide. "Logan and Flynn are just trying to look after us, is all."
Wildcard's fingers sliced through the twilight once again. The words "Gaze" and "buttocks" graced the spectrum.
Ariel giggled. "Yeah, well, I think that's physically impossible, Wildcard. Heeheehee..."
"... ... ..." Rainbow stared blankly at the two.
Ariel's ears perked up. "What?"
"Nothing. Just..." Rainbow fidgeted in mid-flight. She continued ascending the mountain at a casual speed. "Not used to catching up one hundred percent of the conversation. Well... more like sixty-six percent."
Wildcard gestured again, slower this time: "I. Thought. You. Stayed. At. Only. Twenty. Percent."
Twilight Sparkle giggled. The other ghostly mares looked confused.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's got a sense of humor, apparently." Rainbow bore a dull smirk as she gazed ahead. "Terrific."
Ariel stifled another chuckle. "What? All this time you just thought he was an edgy silent badass in dark shades?"
"Well, isn't he?"
Wildcard's talons interrupted the two mares. "The mountain side."
"Right." Rainbow nodded. "Let's get this over with. Rarity???"
"Com-iiiing!" The pale fashionista zipped into view.
"Sense anything yet?"
"I'm... afraid not, Rainbow, darling," Rarity replied. "It's still a vacant space of unknown... erm... sp-space."
Rainbow looked at Twilight Sparkle. "And you, Twilight? Likewise blank?"
"Yes. Although..." Twilight rubbed her two fetlocks nervously together. "...I'm pretty sure that the other side of the mountain is where the magic went."
"What if..." Fluttershy bit her lip. "...some mysterious creature is responsible for swallowing all of the magical enchantments?"
"Well, that depends?" Applejack looked at her. "Are ya sensin' any life out there, Sugarcube?"
"Yes. But... no less than what's behind us."
"Okay..." Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "Sooooooooo... we're flying straight into an unknown space where both Rarity and Twilight sense nothing and Fluttershy senses nothing special." She shrugged. "I hate to say it, but I don't miss the days of flying before I 'foaled yesterday.'"
"What's the matter, Rainbow?" Twilight waggled her eyebrows. "You don't like a challenge?"
"Not when the Herald's safety is involved."
"Well..." Applejack gestured aside. "We've still got Pinkie Pie! Her eyelashes haven't stopped square-dancin' across her head."
"Willllll someponyyyyy stoppppp alllllll thhhhhhe strobinggggg?!" Pinkie begged, blinking rapidly against her will.
"Is it intensifying, Pinkie?" Twilight asked.
Pinkie tilted her head in Twilight's direction. "Is what intensifying?"
"Your eye-twitch!"
"My eyes are twitching???"
"Yes! They're... guh...."
"Twilight, is that you? I hear my lavender unicorn friend but I can'ttttttt seeeeee herrrrrrrr!"
"Pinkie, honestly!" Rarity frowned. "This simply isn't the time for horsing around—"
Then—with an audible pop(!), Pinkie's eyes flashed wide open. "Oh, hey! There's the sky!" Her blue pupils reflected a dark object high above them. "Oh! Look! A meteorite?"
"Huh?" Rainbow looked up, and she saw the intense shadow too. "Whoah—!"
"Look out!" Ariel shrieked.
Swooooosh! Wildcard instantly flew up above the mares. Spreading his wings, he shoved the three of them onto the mountain-top below. There, he shielded them with their bodies, staring up with his goggles.
Seconds passed...
One quarter of a minute... ...
Slowly, the two mares peeked out from underneath their Desperado protector. The three souls observed the rock looming above them. More in particular—they observed how it wasn't falling.
"That... that's a cloud?" Applejack stammered.
"It most certainly is not," Rarity said. "That's pure stone!"
"Rarity, stone can't float," Twilight droned.
"I may not be able to sense what's above us with my ghostly powers, but I know a rock when I see one! That—up there—is none other than a levitating solid!"
"But..." Applejack grimaced. "How is that possible?"
"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow leaned her head closer to Ariel and Wildcard. "You two see what I'm seeing?"
"I... was about to ask if you and your friends were doing the same," Ariel stammered.
"They're both freaked out and clueless right now. That's why I asked you."
"Wildcard?" Ariel breathed. "What do you make out of this?"
Wildcard—gulping—performed a gesture Rainbow didn't recognize.
Ariel retorted, "That only floats in a toilet!"
"Is... it being carried by a creature?" Twilight asked.
"It sure as hay is purdy dang still up there," Applejack said, craning her neck until her freckles disappeared. "When have you ever seen a bird carryin' something that graceful like?"
"And in one place!" Rarity exclaimed.
"Okay..." Rainbow Dash's eyes narrowed on the object above as it blocked out more and more of the starlight. "Everypony just stay calm. There's gotta be a perfectly good explanation for—" She took a step forward—and slipped on loose gravel.
Wildcard caught her. Both froze in each other's forelimbs—though—for their gazes were locked on the pebbles that Rainbow's clumsy fetlocks had unearthed. Instead of rattling to a stop, they lifted off with a noticeable bounce and hovered half-a-foot up the ground, rotating slightly.
"Wat," Ariel wat'd.
"Whewwww..." Pinkie Pie rubbed her aching skull. "This is too random. Even for me!"
"Something..." Twilight's eyes narrowed. "Some force is making them resist gravity. But what?"
"Uhm... girls?"
Rainbow and her companions craned their necks.
Fluttershy was floating ahead of them—just above the mountain's peak. The arid surface bent down into a steep slope just beyond her ghostly wings.
"You may wish to come see this," she said.
Twilight and the rest looked at Rainbow.
Unhooking herself from Wildcard, Rainbow Dash bravely flapped her wings and drifted ahead. As she did so, the faint twilight of the cosmos above illuminated multiple sporadic mountain peaks—only they weren't mountain peaks at all. Instead, they were the round, globular summits of dozens... scores... hundreds of levitating rock formations. Boulders, shards, chunks of solid earth formed a floating array before and below them. The more they gazed at the phenomenon, the more and more levitating structures they saw... until they realize that they weren't standing on a mountain at all. The only mountain that ever existed in that part of the plane had evidently shattered epochs ago, and in its place there was left a levitating mess of shrapnel... forever falling... stuck in frozen time. One in every three piece rotated or drifted to some degree, but—for the most part—it was a frigid work of art with no motion or even punctuation.
"Ooooooookay, Dark Side," Ariel wheezed, ears and wingtips drooping. "I'm so not in the mood for this."
Wildcard gestured something, but Rainbow Dash was a bit too distracted to read him.
Ariel responded: "Pffft. Don't pretend you're not pissing your downfeathers right now."
"Just..." Rainbow clenched her teeth. "...how many...?" Sucking her breath in, she raised a hoof up to her lightning bolt pendant and rubbed it slightly. A harmonic glow shone through the air above them.
Wildcard and Ariel watched as a lightning-shaped spotlight materialized against an enormous rock-face straight before them. Rainbow pivoted slightly, and the rippling light illuminated a boulder that stretched over fifty feet across. She pivoted even more, revealing curved natural monoliths, L-shaped chunks of earth, and hundreds if not thousands of infinitesimal pebbles hovering in between.
"This... this can't even be possible!" Twilight Sparkle's voice cracked. Her muzzle didn't stop dropping. "What's making them float?!"
"Twi..." Pinkie began.
"Something must be making them float!" Twilight practically snarled.
"I don't think this is anything you can just look up in an Equestrian Floating Rock Encyclopedia!" Pinkie squawked.
"But... it must mean somethin'," Applejack said, rubbing her chin. "Reckon it's somehow connected to what happened to Flynn's wagon?"
"That's what I was thinking!" Fluttershy said.
"I... I don't know..." Rainbow shivered slightly, shining her beacon around. "I'm pretty sure this is all beyond us. Ariel? Wildcard? Maybe we should consider going around all—"
FLASH! The ruby glow was sucked straight out of her pendant.
"What—?" Twilight began, but said nothing else, for she had vanished.
"Whoah nelly—!"
"Oh my—!"
"Dashie—!"
Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie all vanished.
Rainbow blinked. "Girls?"
"Rainbow!" Rarity yelped, flying backwards. "The Vanilla Zone! It's—" And she was gone in a lavender blip.
"Girls!" Rainbow shouted, spinning about with frenzied eyes. "So not cool! Where'd you go?"
"What's happening?" Ariel exclaimed while Wildcard jerked in surprise. "What's the matter?"
"The girls!" Rainbow hyperventilated. "They're... gone?" She looked down at her dull, cold pendant. "I can't see them! Oh Luna—!"
"For some reason I can't explaaaaaain..." A voice sang like he meant it. "I know Celestia's spell's innnnn vain."
Wildcard and Ariel didn't flinch. Rainbow, meanwhile—
"!!!" She spun to face the singing figure.
Discord hovered in place, fully visible—bright as day. "And I'll retuuuuuuurn once more, and then I'll ruuuule the worrrrrld." He noticed the petite pegasus looking at him. "Oh! You actually wanted to speak to me? Well, that's a smexy turn of events." He took one look at the rocks floating above him. "Saaaaaaaaaaaaay..." He pointed a talon at the phenomenon with a goofy grin. "I simply love what you've done with the place!"
We Your Prey Alone
"Bring them back, Discord!!!" Rainbow howled, teeth barred.
Wildcard jolted, looking all around.
"Wait, what?!" Ariel glanced left and right. "Discord? He's responsible for—?"
"Now!" Rainbow stomped a hoof. "I mean it!"
"Well, okay then!" Discord wriggled with suddenly existing sleeves. "Let me just pull out my magic chaos wand and bibbity bobbity boo until I understand exactly what in the blue fudge you are talking about!" He planted his ghostly knuckles on his hips, frowning at her. "Honestly! After all Mommy and Daddy did to raise a prim and proper east horse, this is the attitude you have to give me?!"
"Discord, I'm not joking around!"
"And, for once—which makes me perfectly nauseated to confess—neither am I, Sparky." Discord stifled a yawn. He examined his talon's claws as he muttered on: "Not that I wish to understand any better, mind you. It would eliminate the suspense, and eliminating the suspense would eliminate the thrill and eliminating the thrill would—"
"Rrrrrrrrgh!" Rainbow Dash flapped her wings and hovered directly in front of him. "You wanted me to talk to you?! Well, here I am! But if we're gonna chat, then you're going to have to level with me!" Her eyes flickered red-on-yellow. "Where. Are. They?!"
He blinked at her. "Huh..." His matching eyes squinted back at the mare. "Almost like looking in a mirror." He pinched two paw pads together. "You might wanna dial back the edge. Just a tad bit. All I ever did in my 'angry' phase was listen to yaks banging their heads against stones. Such a talented group... that is until they sold out with 'Woolywall.'"
"Rainbow..." Ariel nervously hovered up towards the mare, reaching a hoof out. "Please. Calm down and just talk to us—"
Rainbow batted her fetlock away without looking. "Where did you send them, Discord?" Her eyes flickered again, and a monsterous hiss filled her words. "Are they gone forever?"
"Okay." He folded his forelimbs. "I'll tell you what I know. But only because you look sooooooooo adorable right now." He plucked his tooth out, turned it into a pipe, and proceeded to blow bubbles. "It was a dark and stormy twilight..."
"DISCORD!!!"
He shrugged. "They just... fallopian tube'd to wherever it is they like to go when it's beddy-bye time."
"The Vanilla Zone?" Rainbow blinked. "Is that where they are?"
"Pfffft! Hah!" Discord grinned maniacally. "Is that what you prancing ponies call it? What's next? 'Blue Sphere?!?'"
"The Vanilla Zone?" Ariel remarked.
Wildcard gestured something.
Ariel responded, "If that's the case... then th-they should be perfectly fine!"
"I can't believe that," Rainbow stammered, shaking her head. "Not for one second." She scowled at Discord again. "After all, he's obliterated them before. What's stopping him from doing it again?"
"What's stopping your friends from turning me to stone again?" Discord belched. "Ghost stone, that is? Harmony or Chaos—the deus ex mallot swings both ways, Sparky. Or at least, it once did. Alas..." He yanked a chunk of his chest meat away, dissolving it into ectoplasmic strands. "We're both mutually busted, methinks. Gone are the days of rainbow zaparooni. No offense to your bloodline, of course."
"Then..." Rainbow panted, her ears drooping. She looked helplessly up at the floating rocks and levitating debris. "...you h-had..." A gulp. "...nothing to do with this...?"
Discord spread his arms wide. "Do I wear a pink diaper?!" A beat. "Hmmm... sounds rather nice, actually..."
"Rainbow..." Ariel shrugged. "Maybe it wasn't Discord. Whatever happened to your friends—maybe it has something to do with what's happening around us."
"Wowwwwwwwww..." Discord split into four copies of himself for group applause. "How very astute!" He pointed at the Heraldite. "You should listen to side-waifu here. She speaks truth. Also, she's fuzzy."
"But... what?" Rainbow panted, sweating visibly. She pivoted about, and her eyes flickered again and again. "If not you... then what could have caused them to vanish?" A beat. She squinted at the dragonequus. "And for you to appear so vividly...?"
"I know, right?" Discord gestured at his brightly-lit self, as if he was standing on an invisible stage. "Front and center! I belong on the cover of a magazine that middle-aged mares everywhere would read!" He winked. "For articles, of course."
Wildcard's hands lit the air. Rainbow only caught enough to read "chaos" and "unleashed."
"H-huh?" she stammered, short on breath.
Ariel cleared her throat, drifting closer. "Wildcard brings up a good point. What's going on around us... what if we're in an area of pure chaos?"
"Pure... ch-chaos...?"
"Y'know... cuz of the Dark Side and all?" Ariel bit her lip. "It happened before, didn't it? In Verlaxion's lairs? Where she sprung chaotic traps for you? Your friends vanished! Now... it's happening here. Only there's no harmonic filter..."
"Hah! I knew I stayed around for something!" Discord shrunk back into just oneself and grinned. "Good thing I didn't see my own shadow on the Light Side! I would have hibernated for another book, at least. Maybe two!"
"Then... that..." Rainbow panted, hyperventilated. "Th-that means..."
Wildcard's goggles rattled with concern.
"Rainbow?" Ariel floated closer. "You're not looking too good. What's...?"
Before the Heraldite could finish that question, Rainbow Dash looked down. She gazed beyond the heart of the slowly swirling maelstrom of mountainous debris. Far below—past the floating rocks and drifting chunks of earth—she saw a cluster of reflective pale material. Like silver. Glossy, pallid, unearthly. The largest collection of chaos metals she had ever seen lingered far beneath her, drowning, engulfing.
Poisoning.
"Hrmmfff..." Her eyes flickered again. Two fangs protruded from her muzzle as her ruby pendant dimmed even more. "...Luna Poop."
She fainted.
And...
"Rainbow!" Ariel shrieked.
It was too late. The mare fell... plunged. She fell faster than gravity could allow—as if something was purposefully pulling her fragile body towards the nexus of metal.
Ariel flew after her.
Wildcard flew faster.
Sw-Sw-Sw-Swiiiiiish!
Wildcard skirted past rocks and boulders and floating minerals. For a brief moment, Rainbow Dash spotted him... saw the silver glint in his goggles as he pursued her into the heart of discordant energies.
And then she saw nothing. Her eyelids rolled over—hairier—and all she gave the crushing earth below was a guttural growl.
The blackness was her only respite.
Flutters In Your Cup
It was a singing voice. Soft and serene. Rainbow Dash's mind was tickled by memories she didn't even know she had. Something from foalhood, or perhaps before. It was melodic, soothing, healing...
Harmonic.
"Mrmmmfff..." Rainbow Dash stirred. She was lying on a mess of blankets. Opening her eyes, she spotted a tent looming above her head. A yellow shape drifted beside her. "Grnngh... Flutters...?"
"Shhhhhhhh..." Fluttershy leaned in, resting a hoof close to where Rainbow's shoulder was. Her warm smile came into focus. "Just don't move too quickly. Twilight's guessing that you probably have—"
"Aaaaaaaugh..." Rainbow hissed through her teeth as she raised two hooves to clutch her aching skull. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh skunk holes..."
Fluttershy sighed. "—a very, very bad headache."
"'Bad' is putting it softly, girl," Rainbow wheezed. Her eyes nearly teared from the pain. "This is like the cancerous mother-in-law of 'bad.' This is bad bombin'."
"I will... pretend to know what you mean by that."
"Grnnngh..." Rainbow continued clutching her skull with both fetlocks. One eye remained open, squinting. "... ... ...the girls?"
"They're safe. Just resting."
"Vanilla... Zone...?"
"Mmmmhmmm." Fluttershy nodded. "They're not stuck there, though. They're there by choice at the moment. Resting.."
"But... before...?"
"Oh! Right. I guess you wouldn't know, would you?" Fluttershy daintily cleared her throat. "We were all forced into the Vanilla Zone the moment you came within close proximity of the Crater."
"Crater?"
"It's... what the Herald is calling the place with all the chaos metals. We heard Kepler estimating that there must be tons of it."
"Yeah, no kidding." Rainbow gulped. Her eyes fluttered slightly. "This... where...?"
"Wildcard picked you up and dragged you to safety," Fluttershy said. "The Herald made camp on a plateau somewhere. We've been here ever since."
"How... long...?"
"Uhm..." Fluttershy tapped her chin in thought. She squinted towards the faint slivers of twilight peeking in through the fabric of the tent's entrance. "That's a good question. Twilight would be better at guestimating. But... uh... well... the Herald have cooked themselves dinner at least five times since you fell—"
"Five days?!?" Rainbow immediately winced. She clutched her head again. "Princess Celestia on a bike. I've been conked out by chaos metals before but not that hard!"
"It..." Fluttershy winced. "...was a lot of chaos metals."
"How did I even...?" Rainbow brushed her chin—feeling the dried residue of soup broth hardened to her muzzle. "Food?" She glanced forlornly at her buttocks. "Un-Food...?"
"Not very easily," Fluttershy said, giggling nervously. "But, don't be worried, you were taken care of very nicely by—"
"Stop! Quiet!" Rainbow hissed. "I... don't really wanna know who."
Fluttershy blinked. "... ... ...it wasn't Ariel."
"Okay. Whew." Rainbow laid back, exhaling. "I have enough reasons to see a shrink back in Equestria as it is."
"It's so very nice seeing you awake, Rainbow Dash."
"Yeah, well... I'm sorry I blacked out on you gals."
"And we're so very sorry we vanished like we did!"
"Mrmmfff... couldn't be blamed for that. It was the chaos metals."
"Well—as you like to say—'back at ya.'" Fluttershy smiled proudly.
Rainbow squinted at her. "You're not half as worried as I'd expect you to be."
Fluttershy shrugged. "You've pulled yourself out of worse straits—and without us around to even fret about it. Besides..." Fluttershy looked at the pile of blankets. "You were more or less here. Just... a bit furrier."
"Furrier?"
"Your... erm..." Fluttershy gulped. "...dragonequine features didn't go away quite so quickly."
"For real?" Wincing, Rainbow nevertheless fought her migraine to stretch her neck. She looked into the corner of the tent to where an Emeralidinian helmet was being utilized as a bucket. The container housed severed antlers and tufts of pale blue hair.
"Some parts even grew in the others' places before eventually coming off..."
"Guh..." Rainbow clenched her teeth. "Super not good." She looked nervously at Fluttershy. "It's never been like this before. Remember Red Barge?"
Fluttershy shuddered visibly. "I try not to."
"... ... ..." Rainbow looked left. She looked right. Then—with an explosive gasp—she shot straight up. "DISCORD—!" She immediately regretted the swift motion and clutched her pulsating temple with both hooves. "Unnnnngh—!"
"Rainbow Dash...!" Fluttershy reached in vain for the petite pegasus. She frowned. "You must calm down! Discord isn't here!"
"Yes... he... is..."
Fluttershy grimaced slightly. "You kn-know what I mean. He's gone. We are back. I promise you."
"He was there, Fluttershy..." Rainbow Dash gradually recovered from her motion and sat weakly in place. "Clear as day. Brightest and... most visible I've ever seen him." She gulped. "I was so freaked out. I thought that... th-that maybe he had replaced you girls completely."
"As soon as you were away from the crater, the girls and I returned," Fluttershy insisted. "We've been watching after you ever since. Waiting for you to wake up. Trying to... make sense out of the Herald's dialogue over what happened."
Rainbow sighed. "Fluttershy, I'm so... so sorry that this happened to you. If I had known that the 'null' magic that Twilight was sensing was the chaos metals..."
"You couldn't have known. And don't be sorry. Live and learn." Fluttershy smiled. "It's okay. You're in the company of friends. You do more than just travel together. You adapt together. Even on the Dark Side you must make baby steps."
"Yeah..." Rainbow nodded. "I guess." She gulped. "Well... it's a good thing we put as much distance between ourselves and that chaos crud as possible."
Fluttershy's posture immediately wilted. She bit her lip and avoided Rainbow's gaze.
Rainbow saw it in an instant. "Flutters..." She cocked her head to the side, fighting dizziness. "...where's the Herald?"
"Erm... Ariel's nearby... helping Logan with the latest meat they've caught. Seraphimus is seated on the wagon."
"And Wildcard...?"
"He's... watching after Flynn and Kepler as they... uhm... study the chaos metals up close."
"But... how...?"
Fluttershy smiled nervously. Ghost sweat. "We haven't left the outer edge of the Crater since you went under..."
That Relevant Chaos Metal
"Rainbow Dash," Logan grunted, marching awkardly after her up the arid embankment. "You really should go back and rest."
"I've been a dead fuzzball for days, Big Show," Rainbow grunted back. On flapping wings, she swiftly—and angrily—scaled the steep hillside, approaching the edge of the crater. The first of several floating boulders peeked into view beyond the ridge. "I need to check out what's going on."
"Yeah?" Logan's jaw muscles tensed as he struggled to keep up with her. "And then what?"
"Then I'm going to kick the crap out of Flynn and Kepler until they tell me what in Celestia's name they think they're actually trying to accomplish down there in that inside-out crudhole."
"Hell, I can make that easier for you," Logan said. He nodded his head towards the rocks floating beyond the crest of the hill. "See how all that shit's floating around?"
"Lemme guess," Rainbow grumbled. "They wanna do the same thing to the wagon, somehow?"
"None of manashards are good enough anymore. Seems like the silvery stuff down below is the ticket."
"Big Show—I've seen what chaos metal is capable of doing." Rainbow gritted her teeth, frowning. "It wasn't safe then and it's sure as heck not safe now."
"No kidding...?" Logan squinted warily at her. "When and where, pray tell?"
"Back in Wintergate. The Quade. Rohbredden. Nevlamas' stronghold..."
"All on the Light Side, huh?"
Rainbow "skidded" to a stop in mid-air. She turned to squint down at the sweating, panting stallion. "What point are you trying to make?"
Logan slumped in place. "Just that..." He wheezed. "Cheese and crackers, I hate hillsides..."
"You think that just because we're on the Dark Side, we can somehow magically rely on the same kind of crap that has caused nothing but death and misery where the sun shines!"
"Rainbow—"
"You think that after all the sacrifices made by Mortuana, Bard, and Axan we can just put harmony aside and dabble in... in..." Rainbow shrugged wildly. "...evil chaos smegma garbage!"
Logan finally caught his breath in time to say: "When was the last time your chaos half knocked you out of the air?"
"Dude! I was in a coma for—"
"I'm not talking about the crater. When was the last time you needed to touch the ruby flame to stay alive?"
Rainbow bit her lip.
"Things are different here, Rainbow Dash," Logan said. He pointed. "Hate this place all you want, but it seems pretty on point to believe this chaos shit all around us is sustaining you. It stands to reason that maybe—just maybe—it can sustain other stuff as well." His brow furrowed. "Stuff that can benefit the Herald as well as you."
"I've risked life and limb to stave off the influence of this crud, Big Show," Rainbow said, nearly growling. "I've seen what the corrupt metal can do to ponies, places—entire cultures!"
"Then maybe the big bad problem is not the metal itself, but those specific A-holes on the Light Side who chose to use it," Logan said.
"And that... is the start of the problem right there," Rainbow said. "That flavor of arrogance."
"Rainbow Dash, we're the Herald. We're on your side." Logan leaned back, blinking. "Don't you trust us?" he asked in a noticeably gentle tone.
Rainbow Dash fumed. She looked down the hill, past the vestiges of the crater. She saw the campsite, saw where Seraphimus was sitting, and saw the scraps of bones left over from the killed game that her friends had slaughtered, cooked, and eaten.
She bit her lip.
Swooooosh! Ariel flew in, frazzled and panting. "I'm here!" she wheezed. "Sorry! I was... uh..." She gave one rear leg a little shake. "...using the Dark Water Closet."
"Kinda late to the game, girl," Logan muttered.
"What did I miss?"
"Rainbow Dash is being a thick-headed turkey and I'm trying to talk her out of it."
"What? Is this about what Flynn and Keps are doing with the silver deposit?" Ariel asked.
"Chaos metals," Rainbow grunted. "And I'm not a turkey." She pointed at the crest of the hill before them. "The moment I pass the event horizon of that crud's influence, my friends disappear and he takes their place. Permanently."
Ariel blinked wide. "You mean Discord?!"
"No, 'Stu Leaves.' Who do you think?!?!" Rainbow Dash cackled.
"I..." Logan blinked. "...was not aware of this."
"Of course you weren't! But did you take the opportunity to believe me that this chaos stuff is bad news bears? Noooooooooo..." Rainbow spun and continued ascending the crater's edge. "'Rainbow Dash couldn't possibly be an expert on the stuff! Not like she single-hoofedly wrestled a chaos dragon to the Xonan countryside or nothing!'"
"Rainbow!" Ariel flew desperately after her while Logan scampered to catch up below. "Okay, so the Discord thing totally sucks! But maybe we can work a way around it!"
"Ah jeez, not you too—"
"We're out of options and we gotta preserve our supplies somehow! Plus, if we're ever to get to the Midnight Armory—"
"Here's a new idea!" Rainbow barked into the air while approaching the crater's edge. "How about you guys just go back to Darkreach and chill while I break into the Midnight Armory on my own?!?"
"Oh for crying out loud, Rainbow—"
"Don't give me those puppy dog eyes, girl! I'm serious! If all of us going after the Harmonic Prism means we gotta saddle up to the Church of Chaos, then maybe I'm better off on my own! Maybe we're all better off with me on my own!"
"Just let's talk to Flynn and Keps about it, huh?! Hear them out! There can still be a way to make this work! Rainbow?! Rainbow!!" Ariel struggled in mid-air to catch up to her.
By this time, Logan had reduced his gallop to a lethargic uphill stroll. "Geeeeeeeughhhh..." He sighed, pausing to rub his forehead. "...thousands upon thousands of years past the Sundering, and our only savior is a scampy bag of sour fruit candy..."
Down below, along the fringes of the crater...
...Seraphimus sat alone, shackled to the dormant cart, as always.
Kepler had laid out a few books preserved from Wyvern Point. Over the past few "days," the Heraldite had donated them to the former Talon Commander to help her pass the time. She never bothered opening a single tome while the Heraldites were around to see, of course.
But now that she found herself gloriously alone, she had reached forward with her shackled claws and taken more than a little peek into one of the books. Her charcoal brown eyes leisurely swept over the pages of ancient wyvern writing. She breathed in and out with calm repose.
Then... off in the distance...
...a high-pitched wailing sound. Faint, yet piercing. Like a banshee cry.
"... ... ...?" Slowly, Seraphimus looked up. She glanced Curveside, towards the crater.
The dots of Rainbow Dash, Ariel, and Logan grew distant... disappearing amidst the dimness of the Twilight.
Seraphimus blinked. Her headcrest slowly raised in curiosity.
Another shriek, this time slightly more pronounced.
"... ... ...!" Seraphimus' head jerked in the opposite direction. She looked Edgeside, downhill.
Luminescent biomatter twinkled in random splotches. The floating insects and reptiles grew more and more sparse. Then—one by one, like the shutters to houses closing—the natural light sources flickered to black. The sloping plateau enveloped itself in a tense shadow, and off in the distance—as far as her trained eyes could observe—she saw the shifting of limbs. Pale limbs. And even whiter swaths of calcified material.
Claws.
Seraphimus' beak parted slightly...
There's Always Worse Evil
Rainbow reached the top of the crater's rim. And...
...several bright colors flickered in her peripheral.
"!!!" Startled, she braked in midair and looked aside.
Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and the others looked back—slightly breathless.
"This is about as—" Twilight flickered again and rematerialized. "—far as you can go, Rainbow."
"Yeah!" Pinkie nodded. "Or else Dicklord will show up!"
"Don't you mean Discord, darling?" Rarity leaned in.
Pinkie pouted with angry puffy cheeks. "I know what I said!"
"Oh dear..." Rarity held a hoof towards her faint forehead. "...what are we becomiiiiing?"
"I can't go any further," Rainbow muttered.
Ariel caught up, panting. "You can't?"
"If I do..." Rainbow glared at the sea of floating rocks before them. "...my friends will vanish and Discord will reappear in their place."
"Oh... good..." Ariel wheezed.
Rainbow's glance was slicing. "'Good'???"
"It means you're finally gonna stop trudging forward." Ariel took a lasting breath and frowned. "Maybe even listen to reason."
"Ariel, girl, there is no 'reason' when it comes to chaos metal!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "There's just... just... I mean look at this!" She gestured wildly at the floating mess. "It's nothing but diarrhea and death!"
"Rainbow..."
"Death diarrhea! On a cosmic level!"
"Rainbow, listen!" Ariel barked in a tone that actually made Rainbow flinch. "What happened to you the other day totally sucked. What happened to the ponies on the Light Side who were exposed to material chaos also sucked."
"Don't forget all the traps Verlaxion laid with the crud," Rainbow muttered.
"Point being..." Ariel folded her forelimbs and glared Rainbow's way. "That was then. This is now. If there's anything I've learned from my time with the Herald—and anything my mother taught me before she passed—is that you've gotta learn to change. To adapt... if you wanna stay alive."
"Ariel, I don't wanna just stay alive," Rainbow grumbled. "I've mastered that by now. What I want..." She pointed at her Element. "...is to come back to Equestria as a pony, not a monster."
"Have you ever considered that maybe you're neither?" Ariel asked.
Rainbow blinked.
"Harmony makes you into one thing. Chaos makes you into another." Ariel gestured with her left hoof, then the right. "But you're different, Rainbow. You're the Austraeoh. You're not exactly both of them... but you're not you without them either. You're more like something in between."
"Meaning I should know a thing or two about how bad chaos is."
"No, meaning you should know a thing or two or three about how you can use shit like chaos for good."
"She ain't wrong, sugarcube," Applejack said.
Rainbow Dash slowly pivoted her head to glare at her. The pegasus' eyes were like daggers.
Applejack folded her forelimbs, unfazed. "You've been holdin' out on murderin' the angry folks who've been chasin' ya to the Edge of the World. That's mighty noble-like. You've also been stickin' to eatin' non-meat. If I was in yer place, I'd likely do the same. But... take a gander, RD..." She pointed at the massive Curve looming over them, the crater, and the floating array of rocks.
Rainbow sighed.
Applejack continued. "There is just... so much left to scale. I shudder to think how yer stomach will survive it. Never mind yer conscience; that's dang near immortal by now, I reckon, from the beating it's taken all these past months. But maybe it's high time to smell the fertilizer." Her ghostly green eyes narrowed. "Discord ain't here. At least... not in the flesh. Not like the Herald's fixin' on enslavin' an entire culture with nasty devices, like Chrysalis or Verlaxion. We're just talkin' about gettin' a wagon to float again... and maybe findin' new and more proper ways to defend ourselves!"
"Meanwhile..." Twilight Sparkle floated closer. "We will continue to make our way to the Midnight Armory where we can find something that will help us restore harmony to the entire plane, Rainbow!" She shrugged wildly. "Maybe even all of Urohringr as well!"
"It's the big picture, darling!" Rarity tried to smile, but ultimately grimaced. "Something that... we sh-should have realized long ago..." Her ears drooped. "...b-before we abandoned you at the Quade."
Rainbow's eyes closed. She took deep breaths.
"Rarity's simply trying to apologize, Rainbow," Fluttershy said. "She mentioned the Quade. But this isn't the same thing."
"But the same thing may still happen," Rainbow muttered.
"Huh?" Pinkie blinked.
"You weren't around when he appeared. Bright as day. Right in my face." Rainbow's eyes reopened, misty. "Every step closer to chaos that I take, you girls vanish... and Discord takes center stage. All this time, he's been trying to get to me."
"Get to you how?"
"First with threats... intimidation..." Rainbow gulped, trembling in mid-hover. "...then with bargaining. False promises. He..." Rainbow grimaced. "...I'm afraid that one of these days, I-I'm going to make the stupid mistake of actually listening to him." She turned to look up... up... up at the vertigo-inducing Curve. "Applejack's right. There's so much distance left to go... so much to fall back from. When I finally land back in Ponyville... can I even survive it? Can we all survive?"
Fluttershy and Pinkie nervously exchanged glances.
"You've got what it takes to resist him, darlin'," Applejack said.
"She's right, Rainbow." Twilight Sparkle floated closest. She smiled. "You've overcome worse evil before. We've even had the pleasure of witnessing it once or twice!"
"Even if Discord were to somehow wrestle you into a corner, we know that you would mightily thrash him!" Rarity winked. "That ruffian stands no chance!"
"Nevlamas slaughtered hundreds of Ledomaritan soldiers," Rainbow droned. "Chrysalis infiltrated a nation. Verlaxion indoctrinated an entire continent for millennia. But Discord?" She looked squarely at her companions. "Discord took away my friends."
The mares stared back. Silent.
Rainbow's teeth clenched. "There is no evil worse than him..."
Pinkie Pie arched an eyebrow. Swiftly, she planted a hoof over half of her face like an eyepatch and opened her muzzle to produce a single syllable—
Rarity swatted her on the back of the head.
Pinkie jolted, frowned, but then shrugged.
Around this time, Logan caught up. "Whew... humina..." He looked up at the pair of hovering pegasi, sweating. "Is Rainbow Dash still being an angsty butt?"
"Mmmhmmm." Ariel nodded.
"Ah. Cool." Logan turned and looked down the lengthy edge of the crater, back down towards the camp. "Awwwwwwww buck me." He slumped down onto his haunches and groaned. "Why can't we ever have an ethical debate inside a liquor store?"
"Rainbow, look at me..." Ariel said gently.
Rainbow did so.
"At least..." She smiled. "...let me fetch Wildcard. Get us to talk to Flynn and Kepler. Figure out their plans. Maybe it's not as bad as you think."
"Hrmmmfff..." Rainbow grumbled out the side of her muzzle. "Probably not as bad as I think..."
"Right!" Ariel nodded. "Do you actually think the Herald—as Eljunbyro—would do something that would harm the Austraeoh in the long run?"
"But my friends..." Rainbow glanced at Twilight and the rest. "...if I get anywhere near the chaos crap, they disappear. And..." She shivered. "And Discord—"
Ariel rested a hoof on Rainbow's shoulder. "You think Flynn and Keps haven't thought of that? They're on your side! We're all on your side! Please... just trust us..."
Rainbow sighed long and hard. "... ... ... ... ...fine."
"Good! Wait right here. Go no further towards the... er... diarrhea darkness." She winked. "I'll play messenger."
"I can think of sexier roles."
"You can, can't you?" Ariel smirked, then—FWOOOSH!—she rocketed down towards the heart of the crater in a gray blur.
"Woohooo!" Pinkie pumped a forelimb.
Fluttershy blinked at her. "What are you cheering for?"
"I dunno!" Pinkie grinned. "Just feels good to get our thumbs out of our butts!"
"What's a thumb, darling?" Rarity asked.
"Rnnnnnghhhh..." Rainbow descended until she was slumped against the crater's edge next to Logan. "...I think I was better off in a coma."
"I think you were too," Logan muttered.
Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Look, about our conversation earlier, I'm sorry."
"I know you are."
Rainbow growled slightly. "Would it kill you to acknowledge the reason why I'm so freaked out about this chaos stuff?"
"I could." Logan yawned. "But I just don't give a shit."
"Mrmmmffff... forgot who I was talking to."
Logan smirked. "Yeah, you did."
Rainbow looked down into the crater. Her eyes flickered red-on-yellow momentarily. "I really wish that Ariel would hurry up."
"Just calm your crotchtits," Logan said with a shrug. "After all, what's the hurry?"
Seraphimus was breathing rapidly. Stuck in her chains, she nevertheless craned her neck to get a better look Edgeside.
From her vantage point on the wagon, she could spot a shifting line of limbs... muscle... beady eyes.
Pale bodies...
Undulating...
Scampering...
Charging.
The air rang with a shrill high-pitched whine. Shrieks combined to form a cacophonous wave of noise, rolling in from the distance, rushing up the hill with the occasional spark of claws against dead stone.
"Verlaxion's sleet," Seraphimus exhaled.
Pause For Dramatic Effect
"Alrright..." Kepler took a deep breath, stepping backwards across a large boulder. "The rrunes have been firrmly attached."
"You triple secured them and everything?" Flynn asked.
"Affirrmative!"
"Good." Flynn's horn glowed as he focused on a bent rod of silver metal with multiple lunar rocks chained to it. "Stand back."
"Ach!" Kepler's hairy brow furrowed. "You say that as if this might explode, brrotherr!"
"Don't jinx it!" Flynn frowned. "The last experiment went flying into the stratosphere!"
"You have the rright amount of rrocks this time!" Kepler said, pumping a clawed fist into the air. "I just know it!"
"We'll see. Okay..." Flynn took a deep breath, concentrated, and—"H'lmynhr!"
The two watched as—Flash!—the runes shackled to the silver rod strobed as one. Then, with curious grace, the rod levitated completely off the boulder. It twirled slowly in the air, but kept a stable position without deviating too much in altitude.
"Hah!" Flynn hopped in place, his mechanical eye rotating in and out. "Haaaah-hahahahah!"
"Excelsiorr!" Kepler cheered.
"What did I tell ya?!" Flynn grinned stupidly, gesturing at the levitating cylinder. "It answers oppositely to the runic command!" His gaze narrowed on the illuminated lunar rocks. "I tell the runes to 'Pull,' and instead—"
"They push!" Kepler remarked. "Defying grravity!"
"It's a bit different from that, Keps," Flynn said. "I think it's more like... they 'release.'"
"Then what will the 'release' command do?"
"Let's find out." Flynn took another bold breath. "Y'hnyrr!"
The runes dimmed. And the cylinder—clank!—fell harmlessly back to the surface of the boulder.
"Ha-hah!" Kepler smiled through his tusks. "Congrratulations, frriend! You've just tamed chaos!"
"It's a start!" Flynn stood tall and proud. "A certifiably sexy start! Hell, at this rate, it will only take half the lunar dust to make this shit work on the wagon! Makes the rocks we salvaged back in Darkreach look like rabbit poop!"
"But can you rrepeat yourr success?"
"Hell yeah, I can! Just watch!" Flynn focused on the cylinder again. "H'lmynhr!"
The rod of chaos metal rose once again from the boulder.
"And arre you able to give it lift?" Kepler asked.
"Way ahead of ya." Flynn glanced aside at a parchment of written commands. "I'd say... the opposite of 'forwards.'"
"Be cerrtain to channel it."
"No. Chaos, remember? I'd have better luck if I canceled it."
"You trruly think that would worrk?"
"There's one way to find out." Flynn said. He glanced at the parchment one last time, cleared his throat, and bravely grunted: "M'shrykkym L'vynyk!"
The cylinder rotated around. Then—with an ethereal humming noise—it lifted off the boulder and zoomed outward from that location.
Within seconds, it collided with a fuzzy gray skull. Bonk! "Ouchies!" Ariel squeaked, rubbing her head.
"Shit!" Flynn grimaced.
"Cancel it!" Kepler stammered. "Errrr... I mean channel it—"
"Uhhhhhhh—" Flynn flashed a look at the parchment and belched: "M'shrynmh L'fynym! Y'hnyrr!"
The rod spun a few times... then fell limply with dim runes.
"Httt!" Ariel inadvertently caught the thing. She grimaced, holding the metal substance out at arm's length. "Uhhhhh... uhhhhh... this stuff isn't gonna make me sprout horns and red eyes, is it?"
"Not unless you're already sexy and prismatic and got a raspy voice," Flynn droned.
"Very funny—" Ariel looked up, then did a double-take. She pivoted her head sideways. "You guys are... upside down."
In truth, Flynn and Kepler were standing on the underside of a large floating boulder just above the very bottom of the chaotic crater. Their notes, equipment, and supply of lunar rocks rested harmlessly on the lower surface of the boulder, likewise defying gravity.
"Yeah?" Flynn muttered out the side of his muzzle. "What of it?"
"Is that safe?"
"... ... ...probably not."
"Uh huh." Ariel shrugged. "Whatever. So long as you're making progress, I guess."
"We totally are," Flynn said, gesturing to the collected supply of metal fragments. "Turns out with just a few lunar runes and knowing the right commands to say..." He smirked confidently. "...we can totally channel the antigravity properties of this shit. I have every reason to think we can control the wagon even better than before."
"Well, about that..." Ariel floated over... fidgeted... then rotated herself until she was upside down. She "landed" on the underside of the boulder, fought the urge to vomit, then continued. "Rainbow Dash sent me to ask about—"
"The Rrainbow One is awake?" Kepler gasped with joy. "Oh, how glorrious!"
"Yeah, well..." Ariel leaned against the cylinder like a cane. "She's not exactly in a good mood."
"Well, considering the coma she endured, I wouldn't blame her," Flynn said.
"It's... more along the lines of totally not digging what you guys are doing here," Ariel said.
Flynn sighed. "I was afraid of that..."
"She's afraid of this stuff. Like... super concerned," Ariel said. "I don't think she's gonna be cool with us using any of it."
"You mean she's not cool with us doing what it takes to salvage our supplies and protect our best interests," Flynn grumbled.
"Flynnnn..." Ariel moaned.
"Give hearrt, brrotherr," Kepler warned, waving a claw. "Chaos—and all it entails—essentially brrought a calamitous end to herr companionship and way of life back in Equestria."
"Yeah... and it set her on the destined path of the Austraeoh, without which we'd all be screwed in the end, wouldn't we?" Flynn further spat.
"She is still the Austrraeoh," Kepler said. "The Mountain Matrron was mindful of that. So should we be."
Flynn sighed, rubbing his forehead. "I know... I know. But... like... what else does she expect us do to?!" He shrugged dramatically. "Most of our standard magic reserves are almost completely sapped. But here? Within the sphere of chaotic influence, I can cast a magic spell without it being dissolved."
"How does that work?" Ariel asked.
"From what I can hypothesize..." Flynn gestured. "The metal casts an aura, and within this environment there's a stable magic field. It dissipates the soonest the chaotic reagent is removed."
"Soooooooooooooooo..." Ariel fidgeted. "...you can't cast any spells outside the range of this aura?"
"Not unless we put a lot of distance between ourselves and the metal. But the spells I've discovered that I can cast while inside the field take far less energy. Just... there's a tad bit of a workaround when it comes to channeling the spells."
"Only a smidgen," Kepler said with a sarcastic smirk.
"Yeah, well..." Flynn rolled his one good eye. "It's taken me all this time to figure it out. I can make this shit work. You gotta go tell Rainbow that."
"How about you come back up to the edge of the crater with me and tell her yourself?"
Kepler and Flynn exchanged glances.
Ariel blinked at the two of them. "What? What's the matter?"
Just then—
Fwoooooosh! Wildcard flew in upside-down... or right-side up in comparison to the rest. He had an extra supply of carry-sized strips of chaos metal in his grasp. After gathering them, he tossed them into the air between the boulder and the bottom of the crater. The materials floated for a bit, reoriented, and fell up before landing alongside the rest of Flynn's supplies.
"Thanks, Double-Yoo," Flynn said.
The Desperado saluted.
"Flynn, don't ignore what I just asked you." Ariel looked past him and at Wildcard. "What's the problem? There's a problem with this whole experiment, isn't there?" Her brow furrowed. "Something that Rainbow's not going to like?"
Wildcard took a deep breath. He flew in, rotated, and landed upside-down on the boulder next to his companions. He gestured directly at Ariel.
The mare blinked. "Well... crud... then the wagon's gonna be completely off limits to her, isn't it?"
"This place is a friggin' gold mine," Flynn said. "If we leave too much of this stuff behind, it'll be like shooting ourselves in the hoof."
"What ourr brrotherr herre is essentially trrying to say..." Kepler clarified. "...is that for us to fully empowerr the hoverrcrraft, then we will need to brring an exceptionally larrge quantity of this materrial along with us." He took a deep breath. "Undoubtedly, it will be farr too much of the materrial forr the Austrraeoh to withstand—considerring what she's alrready been thrrough afterr the slightest of exposurre to this substance's aurra."
"Sooooooooo... what does that mean, exactly?" Ariel blanched. "Rainbow... has to split up with the Herald?"
"No no no no," Flynn grunted. "She's just gotta... keep her distance. Maybe scout ahead... trail behind."
"Eughhh..." Ariel facehoofed.
"Then—when we make camp—we'll create a tertiary camp to place the wagon and the chaos metals so that we won't have to split with her. We coullllllld... uhhhhh... trade shifts for those who would volunteer to look after the wagon while—"
"Stop. Just stop." Ariel waved a hoof. "This is getting waaaaaaaaaaay too complicated."
"Well, it's the best idea we've got!"
"Then think of a better idea!" Ariel frowned. "I can already tell you that Rainbow Dash is not gonna let it fly!"
"If we don't do it this way, then the rest of us won't be able to fly!"
"Can't you—like—dilute the chaos metals or something? Turn it into dust or—uhhh—mix it up with the lunar rock like you did with the crystalline stuff we found in Darkreach?"
"We don't understand it that well, Ariel! We'd need more time to study it, and if Rainbow's getting as uppity about the subject matter as you're making her sound like she is then I'm not sure we can afford to—"
Just then—with a brisk motion—Wildcard raised his metal talon. This instantly silenced the conversation completely.
"... ... ..." Flynn and Kepler looked around.
Ariel floated closer to Wildcard. "What... what do you hear?"
"... ... ..." Wildcard tilted his head to the side. Goggles reflected floating silver and twilight. "... ... ...!" His headcrest rose.
Logan sat on the edge of the crater while Rainbow paced and paced.
"Idea." Logan looked up from where he gripped his axe. "Let me eat a whole bunch of lizard meat."
"... ... ...?" Rainbow scuffled to a stop. She squinted at him. "I know I'm gonna regret this... but... why?"
Logan smirked crookedly. "Propulsive flatulence. That'll get us to the Midnight Armory real damn quick."
Rainbow sighed... and sighed and sighed. "You need to get some sleep."
Logan groaned inwardly. "I need to get laid."
"That too."
Swooooosh! Wildcard rocketed up from the heart of the crater in a murky blur.
"Finally!" Rainbow spun to greet him. "Hey, Wildcard. Can you tell me what's—?"
THWISSSSSH! The Desperado shot past them and descended Edgeside, towards camp.
"... ... ..." Rainbow blinked. "—up?"
Twilight Sparkle materialized beside the petite pegasus. "Hoo-wee..." She squinted after Wildcard's distant figure. "Where's he off to in such a hurry?"
"... ... ...!" Logan was already standing up, gripping his axe with a dead-serious expression.
"Big Show...?" Rainbow muttered out the side of her muzzle.
"Stay here." Logan galloped, slid, and continued galloping down the hillside. "Haven't seen the feathery bastard this serious since our fight on the Edge."
Rainbow paled at that. Before she could shout out a response to the obese stallion...
...Ariel flew up, breathless. "Rainbow...!"
Rainbow spun to face her. "Ariel! What's going on, girl?"
"It's Wildcard..." Ariel gulped, sweating. "He swears he could hear the Commander—I mean Seraphimus screaming."
"Screaming?!" Rainbow immediately grimaced. "I-I didn't hear anything! And I was up here with Logan the entire time!"
Ariel shrugged. "He used to fight alongside her. I guess if she shouted in dismay, he'd be the first to hear."
Rainbow was already looking at her friends. "Pinkie? Fluttershy? You sense anything?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Pinkie's left ear was flopping. "Yeah???"
"But I don't!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "I sense nothing!"
"Nothing?" Rarity asked.
"That's right!" Fluttershy nodded. "No life. No bodies. Just... everything directly Edgeside of the camp has... gone... bl-blank..." Her pupils shrank as she said that. She looked at Rainbow and her friends with a horrified expression.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shoot," Applejack exclaimed.
Do Not Feed Them
"Jordannnnn!!!" Seraphimus shouted for the umpteenth time. Despite the grimacing expression on her face, the bombastic exclamation wasn't laced with panic—but rather with purpose. She glared Edgeside, staring into the formidable line of pale limbs... stumbling closer and closer.
By the time she had gathered enough breath to holler again...
Swooooooooooooosh!
—a midnight streak of feathers murked towards her. Wildcard scraped to a stop, facing past the line of the camp. Th-Thwkkk! In a heartbeat, he had whipped out Bard's staff and was staring into the distance, breathing heavily.
Seraphimus couldn't help but shudder in her chains. "You've not lost your punctuality."
Wildcard stood still, glaring at the mysterious threat.
Inhaling and exhaling until her tone was considerably calmer, Seraphimus reported: "I first made visual contact about ten minutes ago." She sat up as straight as she could atop the back of the dormant wagon. "They've been charging this way at a consistent speed. Faster than a normal pony. I... can't quite get a count on them. They easily number in the scores. Perhaps over a hundred."
Wildcard's neck muscles tightened under his feathers. His goggles reflected the glint of multiple, multiple sets of razor-sharp claws. He cocked his head slightly to the side, studying the hunched, bounding figures. Several random bodies rose higher than the others in dramatic spurts. Some of them were leaping.
"They have an uneven front line," Seraphimus continued. "Very disorganized. Frenetic. I suspect they don't possess the intelligence needed for a valid strategy of attack." She craned her neck, charcoal eyes narrowing on the mysterious charge. "I can't discern if they're just rabid beasts or starved cretins. There's no telling if they have weapons on them... not without getting closer, at least."
Swoooooooooosh! At last, Rainbow Dash and Ariel flew onto the scene, wheezing for breaths.
"Who?" Rainbow hovered above Wildcard, gazing Edgeside. "Who has weapons?"
"Whoah..." Ariel grimaced. "...the Hell are those things?"
"'Hostile' is the word for it," Seraphimus said. "And I suspect they will be here in minutes."
Frowning, Ariel ignored her. "Wildcard? Got a read?"
The Desperado stood in place, mulling, hesitating.
"Wildcard..." Rainbow Dash floated closer. "Seen anything like them?"
He shook his head.
"They're... coming in awfully fast," Rainbow murmured.
Wildcard gave one nod. He spun around and hand-signed directly to Ariel.
"You sure about that?" Ariel responded.
"Hey!" Rainbow pouted. "I'm here too! You can 'talk' to me as well, y'know—"
"Not right now!" Ariel spurted. "It's crunch-time!"
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "Excuse me?"
Swooooooooooosh! Wildcard soared off towards the pale line of bodies.
"Jordan's going to investigate them closely," Seraphimus droned.
Rainbow did a double-take. "Excuse me?!?"
"He's just scouting them out, Rainbow!" Ariel exclaimed. "I'd say we stay put until he comes back with a full report."
"Oh buck no..." Frowning, Rainbow ascended on rapidly blurring wings. "I can already tell these things are bad news!"
"But—"
"We're on the Dark Side and they're charging at us!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "They're bad news!"
Ariel's ears and tail drooped. "Okay."
Rainbow pointed her hoof Curveside. "Go to Flynn and Kepler! Tell them it's a green light for attaching the floaty rock crap to the wagon!"
"Whoah, seriously?" Ariel arched an eyebrow. "But what about the chaos and—?"
"We need to get this wagon outta here," Rainbow boomed, already flying after Wildcard's distant figure. "I'm not about to sacrifice the entire Herald just because I'm hung-up on a bunch of floating Discord turdlettes! Now go!" Rainbow flew faster, approaching the pale line at breakneck speeds. "There may still be a way for Wildcard and I to salvage this!"
"Ah jeez..." Ariel danced nervously in place for a bit. "Ah jeez Ah jeez—Okay!" In a gray blur, she soared in the opposite direction, skimming uphill.
"And I..." Seraphimus rolled through a somber sigh. "...will just remain here, I suppose." She nevertheless gazed Curveside after Rainbow and Wildcard.
Ariel—in the meantime—passed over the head of a breathless Logan who was stumbling downhill into the camp.
"Hey!" Logan wheezed and stumbled to a stop, leaning on his wagon. "What the hell gives?"
"We gotta fetch Flynn and Keps!" Ariel barked, sailing past. "They'll need help attaching the chaos rocks to the wagon and then we're bugging out of here!"
"Oh you gotta be friggin' kidding me," Logan moaned. Flexing his exhausted muscles, he turned back around and trudged back uphill after her, sweating and heaving.
"Wildcard's up ahead!" Fluttershy pointed as she phased through gusts of chilling wind. "He's keeping a high altitude!"
"Smart fellow!" Rarity said, fanning herself nervously.
"Fluttershy..." Twilight glided along their anchor. "...you sense Wildcard. Can you sense yet what we're dealing with?"
"Yeah..." Applejack nodded. "We're a stone's throw away from the chaos crater by now!"
"I'm afraid I can't sense them!" Fluttershy said, shaking her head. "I mean, they're obviously there!" She pointed at the pale line of sinew and claws. "We can see them. But all I'm sensing is a big dark patch of... n-nothing!"
"Doessssssss that mean they're not alive?" Pinkie asked, voice wavering.
"I... think it's just like with the crater for Twilight and Rarity," Fluttershy said, looking at the others. "When there's a heavy dose of chaos... our senses simply don't work!"
Pinkie cackled. "You mean these creepy thingies are made out of chaos?!"
Rainbow took a deep breath. "There's only one way to be sure..." She angled her wings and glided so that she joined Wildcard's side. The Desperado was hovering in place at this point. "...we gotta get closer to these 'creepy thingies.'"
"But you can't get too close, Rainbow!" Twilight said.
"Twilight's right, sugarcube." Applejack looked over. "If you conk out and topple into this mess, I'm not sure even Wildcard could save yer hide."
Rainbow clenched her jaw muscles. "Guess I gotta be extra careful."
"Do you even know how to define that?!" Twilight barked.
"Quiet, egghead." Rainbow braked in mid-air besides her griffon friend. "Wildcard? What's the sitch?"
The Heraldite gave her one brief glance. Holding Bard's staff under his armpit, he gestured swiftly. Rainbow Dash wasn't in the right frame of mind to interpret that very moment.
"'Back' and 'Safe,'" Twilight read. "Those are all I got."
"Dude, you've got my back enough as it is," Rainbow said. "Time I protected your tail-feathers too."
Wildcard merely tightened his beak. He looked into the sea of surging limbs.
"Just... what in the hay are these things?" Rainbow Dash thought out loud.
The two watched... observed as the gnarled, pale flesh grew closer. Even from their lofty vantage point, they sensed a deep rumbling in the air: the echoes of dozens upon potential hundreds of stampeding legs, limbs, and serrated extensions. All luminescent life had either gone dormant or fled the scene entirely in the wake of the oncoming beserk rush. Beneath the dark shadows of the charging bodies, there were pinprick sparks where countless claws made countless contact with the Dark Side's arid surface. Then—with the flicker of a hundred pairs of beady eyes—the air shattered like glass, serenaded sickly by putrid banshee shrieks... both unearthly and ravenous.
Fluttershy clung to Rarity. Rarity held the pegasus, stroking her mane while worried eyes remained locked on the rabid advance.
"Land's sakes..." Applejack grimaced. "If they ain't right out of a horror show..."
"Are they..." Pinkie gulped. "...p-ponies?"
"Not even remotely," Twilight stammered, wide eyes locked on the creatures. "See how their backs bend? Also... no tails—"
"A lot of them are r-running on just their hind legs," Fluttershy blurted, clinging to Rarity.
"Bipedal..." Twilight blinked. She looked over. "Fluttershy, do you recognize them? Maybe they have distant cousins in the Everfree Forest? Like the Poison Joke?"
Fluttershy slowly shook her head. "I... I can't say that I've seen them before." Her eyes narrowed despite her trembling. "Although..."
"Goblins," Rainbow murmured.
Wildcard glanced aside while gripping Bard's staff at the ready.
"They... almost look like goblins," Rainbow said. "From Val Roa. Only... these things are way bigger... and uglier..." She gnashed her teeth. "Those claws..."
"!!!" Fluttershy gasped. "I remember now!"
"What is it, darling?" Rarity asked.
"The sketches! The sketches that we found down in Darkreach!" Fluttershy looked at the others. "Rainbow recognized one of the creatures as a goblin! But then there were two others!"
"She's right..." Twilight nodded. "These things resembled the really scary hunched-over ones!"
"Jee..." Pinkie raised an eyebrow. "Ya think?!"
"Did... the Emeraldinian Expedition run into these creatures?" Twilight murmured.
"If so, then maybe we finally know what wiped them out," Rarity droned.
"Maybe. Maybe not." Rainbow Dash slowly drifted forward.
"???" Wildcard instantly threw her a look. He swung his staff out, blocking her.
Rainbow didn't fight with it. She merely patted his grip to the staff and hovered in place. "Only because it's worth a try."
"Ah jeez, Dashie..." Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes. "You really think so?"
"I'm not going to shake their hooves—claws. Whatever. Just—" She shrugged everything off, cleared her throat, and cupped a pair of hooves around her muzzle. "Hey!" she shouted towards the charging mass far below. "We come in peace! From the Light Side!"
The uneven line didn't stop advancing. The earth shook under their pale limbs as they charged and charged.
Rainbow's brow furrowed. She leaned forward and shouted again: "What is it that you want?! We don't want to fight you! We don't want to fight anyone! If you could just—"
The air lit up with banshee shrieks. Several heads shot up. There was a flickering sea of drooling maws and beady eyes. The front line slowed slightly. Milliseconds later, the muscles in the dead center of the mass shifted upwards.
Applejack gasped. "Darlin'! Look out—!"
Screaming an ear-splitting shriek, one beast hopped off the shoulders of its brethren. It leapt dramatically high—higher than anyone expected—and lunged straight for Rainbow Dash at a startling forty feet.
Her friends shrieked—then flickered out of existence. A goofy dragonequus materialized, scratching his head. "You continue to surprise me, Sparky—" Just as he said this, a beastly biped rippled through him, jaws aimed squarely at Rainbow's throat.
Hresssssssssssh!
Rainbow flinched—
THWACKKKK! Bard's staff sailed down into the monster's skull, crushing it like a tin can.
The beast fell in a wet slump. Discord vanished—and the five ghostly mares returned, shrieking.
"Rainbow!"
"Sugarcube!"
"You okay, darling?"
"I'm fine..." Rainbow—numb—slumped back into the crook of Wildcard's metal arm. "J-just a bit wetter than I was two s-seconds ago."
More beasts charged. More beasts leapt. "H-H-HRESSSH!"
Wildcard yanked the two of them upwards. Claws nipped at Wildcard's lion's tail, and the beasts fell down—only for several more cretins to jump upwards, nimbly bouncing off the falling bodies of their companions. Wildcard and Rainbow Dash ascended before the beasts' assisted jumps could catch up with them. With centimeters to spare, the two outflew the spontaneous leaping attacks and doubled-back towards the camp at breakneck speed.
"Rainbowwwwwwwwww..." Twilight frowned at her as they sailed Curveside. "What did we learn?"
"Oh bite your tongue," Rainbow wheezed, still being "carried" protectively by Wildcard. She looked back forlornly as the creatures continued their frenzied, slobbering pursuit. "Like you wouldn't have gone and tried that yourself!"
Twilight's ears drooped, as did her ghostly spine. "You're not wrong."
"I don't care who's wrong or right!!!" Pinkie shrieked, casting a nervous look at the line of claws and teeth. "Go go go go go go go!"
The Back and Forth
"Mrrrmmmgnngh... guh..." Flynn heaved a final pair of chaos rocks onto a pile resting against the underside of the floating boulder that he and Kepler were perched on. "Whew!" He wiped his balding brow, smirking. "That should be enough samples to start out with. Don't you think so?"
"Indubitably, brrotherr."
"Now to get this shiet back to camp..." Flynn started gathering the rest of his materials.
Kepler, in the meantime, threw a cautious glanced towards the edge of the crater above them and the floating rocks. "What... prray tell... was the purrpose of Serraphimus' distrress?"
"I dunno. Maybe she friggin' layed an egg or something."
"Ha-hah!"
Swoooooooooooooooosh! Ariel flew in, hovering parallel to their upside-down figures. "How long until you're ready to fit that shit to the wagon?"
"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Flynn squinted his one good eye. "Provided Miss Austraeoh changes her mind, I'd say in about an hour."
"Cool. You've got five minutes."
Flynn's metal lens rotated inward. "Wat."
"Surrely you jest, frriend!" Kepler coughed. "We've barrely crracked the code of this chaos materrial as it is! It will take severral in-depth experriments attempting to make it function with the wagon—"
"There's a big army of pale-skinned Goddess-knows-what charging this way and if we don't get the wagon flying immediately then we're all buying a ticket to a permanent ashes-to-ashes vacation!" Ariel growled.
"You... have got to be shitting me," Flynn wheezed.
Ariel bit her lip. "I... k-kinda took care of that along the way here."
"How big of an arrmy arre we talking about?" Kepler asked.
Ariel swiveled to face him. "About as big as your palm."
"... ... ...?" The wyvern looked at his palm—
Whappp! Ariel shoved his own hand into his face. She then leaned forward and growled: "Doofuses! This is no time for thinking! It's time for moving!" She held her breath, flipped upside down, and landed on the boulder beside them. "Hurry!" She grabbed as many chaos metals as she could. "Grab as much as you can carry and heave them to the top of the crater! Logan's inbound—we can use his muscle!"
"Ahem...!" Kepler straightened his spectacles and scrambled to assist her. "Right!" He scooped up as many metals as he could with his arms, wings, and even his scorpion tail. "Hurrry, brrotherr!"
"Once..." Flynn grumbled, packaging up his equipment and strapping them to his back. "Just once..." He joined the others in grabbing chaos samples. "...I want to survive by the skin of my teeth without having to survive by the skin of my teeth!"
"Save it for the victory orgy when all this crud is said and done!" Ariel barked.
"Wait..." Kepler looked up, blinking. "Afterr the Midnight Arrmorry, we arre to engage in a victorry bachanalia?"
"Will you just pick up the dumb rocks already?!?"
"Ach! Verrily!"
"Hressssssssh!"
"Hresssssssshaaaa!"
"Hrssssh-Shkkkkk!"
"Oh goodness...!" Fluttershy covered her ears as she and her friends glided along with Rainbow Dash. "Oh goodness! Gracious!" Eyes tearing, she looked back at the advancing mass of angry creatures charging after Rainbow and Wildcard. "Do th-they have to make s-such frightening noises?"
"I doubt those pipes of theirs were designed for opera, darling!" Rarity exclaimed.
"Dashie!" Pinkie yelped, her forelimbs quivering.
"!!!" Rainbow hollered aside. "Wildcard! Up—!"
Wordlessly, he obeyed her. The two ascended rapidly as—
"Hressssssssh!!! Two monsters leapt upwards with dual banshee shrieks. They raked the twilight with their foreclaws, missing Rainbow and her Desperado friend by mere inches before plunging back to the charging mass below.
With the proximity of their lunge, Rainbow's friends vanished momentarily. Discord flickered in and out of existence, and then the five mares rematerialized.
Rainbow gulped. "Every t-time they get close..."
Sweating, Wildcard flashed her a nervous look.
"Them varmints are gettin' even closer with them leaps of theirs!" Applejack exclaimed. "How's that even possible?"
"They appear to be leaping off each other's putrid hides!" Rarity whimpered. "Teamwork, no doubt."
"Maybe..." Twilight panted, watching below as the beasts climbed over each other and attempted once again to leap at the pair above. "...a hive mind?"
"Dun seem like it," Applejack said, shaking her head. "These creeps are just really really Tartarus-bent on endin' Rainbow and her feathery friend here!"
"Hrmmmmm..." Twilight stroked her chin, eyes narrowing. "...'Tartarus-bent...'"
"Get your egg head in the game, Twi!" Rainbow's voice cracked as she and Wildcard ascended even more. They sped their wave Curveside, barely flying ahead of the chaotic army below. "We gotta rendezvous with the others and hope that they get the wagon airborne... in... ... ... time..." Her words trailed off.
Gazing ahead, Rainbow saw Seraphimus sitting alone on the dormant hovercraft. Logan's obese figure was bounding up the crater's edge. There was no sign of Flynn or Kepler or Ariel... or any of the situation-saving chaos rocks.
Rainbow bit her lip. "... ... ...we'll never make it in time." She gazed straight down, and it numbed her to see that—even at her breakneck speed—the voracious line of creatures was rushing past them. They'd be at the wagon within a minute. "Crud. CRUD!"
Wildcard's goggles rattled as he too anxiously pondered the current situation.
"Not looking good, Dashie..." Pinkie looked at their anchor. "Time to fire up the ker-stupid, ya think?"
"Ah jeez..." Twilight was already grabbing at her ears.
Rainbow gulped. "We gotta buy 'em some time." She looked over. "Wildcard?"
He was already nodding. Th-Th-Thwisssh! He twirled Bard's staff into a striking position.
"Careful!" Rainbow hollered, descending swiftly. "Only get close enough to tick them off!" She pointed. "Don't lose your head!"
He saluted, then spiraled into the pale-skinned madness.
"Rainbowwwwwwwwwww..." Twilight moaned into her forelimbs, refusing to watch. "...I hope you know what you're doingggggggg."
"Do I ever?" Then, with a cracking voice, she dropped like an anvil towards the crowd. "Ohboy."
A few beady-eyes looked up as Rainbow got the closest ever look at the creatures. Barred teeth. Hollow nose holes. Leafy airs and straw-thin scalps of loose, gray hair.
"Hiya handsome!" Rainbow slammed her rear hooves into one's gullet and trampolined off, hurdling herself back into the twilight. "Put your faces to good use—"
"HRESSSSSSSSSHAAAAA!!!" No less than six beasts leapt violently up towards her at once.
"Ahhhhh sh—!" Rainbow began, but didn't finish.
Cl-Cl-Cl-Clankkk! Bard's staff flew against several skulls at once. The monsters' bodies plummeted, and twice as many leapt up to take their place. Wildcard held his breath, holding the staff up to deflect their attack. Thankfully, Rainbow had grabbed his lion's tail and she yanked the Desperado up to a safe altitude before the jumping cretins could lacerate his jugular.
More and more creatures leapt. Rainbow and Wildcard dipped low on sporadic occasions, with the former hollering every now and then to egg the beasts on. Slowly—as the elusive pair grew more and more daring—the pale army of bodies stopped their Curveside advance completely, choosing instead to congregate in a muscular pile of ravenous limbs... jumping, reaching, and lunging hungrily for their prey.
Seraphimus blinked.
Charcoal brown eyes reflected the two tiny specks of Wildcard and Rainbow Dash bobbing and weaving above the pale sea of claws. Every now and then, a light-gray shape would streak through the air in a violent arc, attempting to intercept the Heraldites in mid-air. The duo merely repeated their taunts, escaping their attackers with narrower and narrower margins of error.
The former Commander's beak tightened. She clenched her talons in their manacles.
"Dammit, Jordan..."
There was a slight twitch to Seraphimus' muscles. A shiver, even.
Turning her feathery neck, she looked towards the edge of the crater along the opposite horizon.
Huffing...
Puffing...
Logan forced himself up to the summit of the broken hill.
As soon as the sweating, slumped stallion reached the cliff...
Swoooosh! Ariel and Kepler glided up and landed on the precipice.
Grunting, they dropped their loot of chaos stones and turned back around.
"Whoah...!" Gnashing his teeth, Logan waved a hoof at them. "Whoah whoah whoah! What gives?! Where are you going?!"
"We must empowerr the wagon with these rrocks to assurre a viable escape!" Kepler sounded off, plunging back into the crater. "Without delay!"
"We're gonna help Flynn grab the rest of them!" Ariel added, descending.
"But... hey!" Logan frowned, heaving. "What about this crud right here?!"
"Yeah! Could you carry them back to camp?! Thanks!" And Ariel's voice disappeared beneath the advancing banshee shrieks.
"Rrrrrrrrrrrnngh..." Coughing and wheezing for breath, Logan nevertheless... turned around and threw the heavy rocks over his backside. "...friggin' pack mule, I swear to Morty's dead tits..." And he proceeded to lumber his fat way back downhill with the silverish loot.
Best Kind of Exercise
"Rainbow—!" Twilight Sparkle yelped, fizzling in and out of ghostly reality. Each time the chaotic beasts came within proximity of Rainbow Dash, all five of her friends vanished with a dreadful rippling sensation. "—Dash! You're getting too close—" Flickering and fading and returning. "—to them!"
"No way around it, girl!" Rainbow panted and whimpered, ducking low and diving in order to antagonize the beasts. She was rewarded with higher and deadlier leaps from her pale-leathered foe. "Gotta keep them from reaching c-camp!"
"Hressssssssh!" One came particularly close, its razor-sharp claws rippling through the translucent shadows of Applejack and Fluttershy. Schiiiing!
"Whoah—!" Rainbow yelped.
Whump! She was shoved aside by a feline shoulder.
WHAP! Wildcard—glaring—blocked the beast's midair lunge with the broadside of Bard's staff. A half-second later, he violently uppercutted the beast with the edge of the rod. Dull black blood and dislodged teeth flew through the starlight. As the limp viscera descended, three more beasts leapt high, swinging at the two Heraldites.
"Climb—!" Was all Rainbow could get out as she yanked Wildcard skyward along with her. Swooooosh!
The beasts' aim was improving. As bodies flew at them, Discord's figure materialized at random—reclining casually in mid-air.
"Seriously, have you ever thought of just ignoring them?" he asked.
Rainbow could only pant and wheeze for breath. Each time she thought that she and Wildcard were in the clear, more and more monsters threw themselves skyward, narrowly missing their targets' hide by centimeters. The air sang with serrated claws and banshee shrieks. And in between—
"Just sit down at a warm campfire!" Discord suggested, flickering in place of her friends with a fanged grin. "Sing song! Roast rarities!" In the next blink, he was smirking devilishly in Rainbow's face. "That's how you harmonic folk would deal with these chaos puppies, isn't it?" At the last second, a shrieking beast tore through Discord's visage, lashing at Rainbow's skull.
HRESSSSSSSSSH!
"Gaaaah!" Rainbow flew backward, raising her forelimbs—
Thwump! The beast grappled with her. Its weight was far more daunting than she expected, and she felt the two of them plunging down towards the sea of pale bodies. She wrestled and struggled with the beast.
"Hgrnnngh... gnkkt!" Rainbow's eyes flickered red-on-yellow.
"Hresssssssh—!" The beasts' teeth came within drooling distance.
"Haaugh!" Rainbow violently headbutted the creature. Thwap!
There was no effect.
Rainbow's pupils shrank as they both fell. "Aw crap—!"
Schiiiiiiiing! Bard's staff stuck in, catching the monster's jaws just as it bit down.
With a mute grunt, Wildcard flexed all his muscles into swinging the beast off of Rainbow's figure. He succeeded in throwing the beast down into the crowd, bowling a dozen of them over. He grabbed Rainbow's fetlock and flapped his wings to carry the two of them safely skyward—
Schliiiiiink! A random set of lunging claws raked at Wildcard's backside. Glowing red blood lit the air.
Wildcard wheezed in agony—almost producing a sound. He sagged in midair, goggles rattling.
"Wildcard—!" Rainbow yelped.
Her friends rematerialized just in time to gasp. "Rainbow! What's—?!" A line of creatures ripped through them, leaping with banshee shrieks.
"Gnnnngh!" Rainbow flew into Wildcard, hugged him close, and spun so that the staff gripped in his talon deflected the oncoming attack. Wh-Wh-Whump!
The beasts fell and—same as before—another line came charging in.
"I suggest you live up to your name, Sparky!" a certain dragonequus could be heard belching.
"Httt!" Rainbow flapped her wings savagely. Swoooosh! She propelled herself and Wildcard forward. Haphazardly, the two of them flew under the leaping beasts... and straight into another wave of shrieking monsters.
"They're almost past the line of scrimmage!" Discord narrated.
Wildcard woke up from his pain in time to dig the tip of the staff into the ground. Rainbow sensed it, and she pivoted their weight at just the right angle to vault over the animalistic gauntlet. Both of them flapped their wings at the same time, and the bulleted through the starlight in a wide arc, aimed Curveside. Halfway through, Wildcard lost the strength to flap his wings. Rainbow trembled, feeling the trickle of hot blood down her body—his. Before she could think up a new tactic—
WHAM!
The two slammed awkwardly into the rocky ground of the Dark Side. Wildcard writhed from the deep cut in his backside. Rainbow winced all over from multiple bruises.
"Hresssshaaa!"
"Hresssssssssssh!"
"Hreshaaaaaaa!"
The ground rumbled as the beasts rushed the two.
In a rippling shade of fur and antlers, Discord materialized yet again above the hectic scene. "If you don't mind me saying so, Sparky, but you have the absolute worrrrrrrrst fanbase..."
"Shut up!" Rainbow scampered to her hooves and grasped Wildcard's upper body. "Girls!"
"But you gotta admit..." Discord curled his goatee, smirking at the line of pale beasts. "...they're nothing else if not devoted!"
"Come on, Wildcard..." Rainbow grunted, pulling and grabbing. "Girls!"
They did not appear. It was just Rainbow, the creatures, Discord, and blood. A glowing trail formed behind Wildcard's limp body, aiming the monsters straight towards them.
"Psssst..." Discord leaned in, speaking through a spontaneous blowhorn in his chaotic claw. "The staff. Take it." He winked mischievously. "After all, wouldn't that be poetic?"
"Wildcard, need your help here!" Rainbow leaned in, clenching her teeth as her eyes remained affixed on the charging line. "Come on, Job Squadder. Did you make a pledge or didn't you—?!"
With a shuddering breath, Wildcard threw himself past the pain. As Rainbow dragged him backwards, he sat upright and twirled Bard's staff at a blurring speed. The Desperado knocked back and pummeled every random beast that was stupid enough to get close enough to the two of them.
Wham! Whack! Smack! Thwack!
One by one, the beasts fell bloodily to the ground. A vaporous cloud or two of ruby energy even lit the air, but the massive mob only rushed in ten times stronger and hungrier... until soon they were surrounding the two Light Siders from multiple angles.
Discord yawned. "Yeah yeah... your sound effects are impressive as always, Sparky... but you're going to have to do better than that..."
Rainbow Dash panicked. She considered flapping her wings and lifting herself and Wildcard out of there, but she knew that all it took was a single leap from any of the creatures and the two would be skewered in midair. Clenching her teeth, she flashed her twitching eyes every which way.
"You know what you have to do..." Discord leaned just his neck down, hissing. "...you're already in it this deep... give in... for your friends' sake..."
Rainbow gnashed her teeth... teeth that were growing more and more serrated by the second. Her eyes flickered red on yellow as more and more banshee shrieks formed a cacophonous echo around her and Wildcard...
Th-Thwump!
Flynn dumped a bevy of pale rocks on the floor beside the wagon.
"Keps!" Flynn shouted, kneeling and summoning a glow through his horn. He began attaching the first of countless chaotic studs to the rim of the wagon. "Help me out here! We don't have the time or the muscle to tilt this damn thing up! We gotta attach it all to the rim!"
"As you wish, brrotherr!" Kepler knelt on the other side of the wagon, mimicking the unicorn stallion's job.
"Ariel!" Flynn hollered to the sky. "Gather the tents... the supplies... the lunar rune stones... all that you can!" He licked his lips as he fitted more and more silver bits to the hovercraft. "Get us loaded up! We gotta get out of here with more than just our sanity intact!"
"Holy crud..." Ariel zipped all around, attempting to accomplish such a frantic task. "Holy crud holy crud... do we even have the time?!"
"We'll make the time!" Logan wheezed, limping onto the scene with the bulk of the rocks. "Rnnngh!!!" He unceremoniously dumped them onto the middle of the wagon and proceeded to tie them haphazardly in place. "Dammit! Did we at least get Rainbow's 'okay' before we—" He froze in place, his gaze locked on the Edgeside horizon past Seraphimus' figure. "... ... ...Oh Goddess."
From a long distance, he made out the figures of Rainbow Dash and Wildcard—grounded and back to back. Then—like a pale shroud—the beastly creatures swallowed them up, vanishing them from sight as they closed in on all sides.
"What's the matter, Big Show?!" Ariel stammered in the distance.
Logan swallowed a lump down his throat. "I'll never make it in time... and Ariel c-can't..."
He froze in place.
His head tilted ever so slightly to the side. "Awwwwwwwww Hell..."
Schiiiing!
He unsheathed his axe and gripped it in two strong forelimbs. His brow creased noticeably.
"...you wanna be square with me?"
Thwackkk!
Wildcard smacked one beast aside.
Whackkk!
He pummeled another... then lost all strength. Slumping back into Rainbow Dash, the Desperado winced and heaved. More blood squeezed between them, illuminating.
In the red glow, Rainbow Dash winced. The creatures were closing in slowly... taunting... relishing in the cruelty of the inevitable evisceration about to transpire.
"This isn't prancing pony land, My Little Sparky," a voice rolled above her, dancing through the banshee shrieks. "So long as you carry that torch of Harmony... you'll never get anywhere without being pounced on. So make with the shroud already. Go dark."
Wildcard shuddered in her grasp. He looked back, and his goggles reflected a pair of glowing spots on Rainbow's forehead.
As the blood trickled down Rainbow's face, she whimpered. "Girls..." Yellow eyes. Red slits. "Snnkkkt... I'm ssssssorry." Her back bristled and her limbs flexed—
Swooooooooooooooooosh! A pale figure sailed in, swinging two Emeraldinian swords.
Sch-Schlunkkkk! Four pale heads plopped bloodily across the stone floor.
Rainbow gasped, her eyes returning to normal in a blink.
The creatures around her lurched backwards with an expression that she had never expected from them: shock.
As four clouds of ruby energy lifted vaporously in the air, Rainbow and Wildcard saw a nimble warrior grinding to a stop on scraping paws. Gripping two blades stained with black blood, Seraphimus looked up, glaring charcoal daggers at the surrounding crowd. Severed chains dangled from her legs and flaring wings.
"Sera...?" Rainbow managed to whisper.
Wildcard was doubly-speechless.
"Hrmmm..." The former Talon Commander sniffed, facing the line of fangs and claws. "...not so frightening up close."
Rainbow hugged Wildcard tighter. "What the buck are you doing here?!"
A daring creature lunged from behind—
SCHIIINK! Seraphimus stuck it in the chest with a blind backswing. She adjusted her weight on its impaled body. "Getting some much-needed exercise." Her eyes then rolled back like a shark, as—"Rrrrrrgh—RAAAAAAAAAUGH!" She threw herself at the sea of pale muscle, slicing and dicing. Banshee shrieks reached a new blood-curdling octave, and soon it became impossible to see the enraged griffon through the tufts of ruby light billowing in the heart of the bloodbath.
Rainbow stood slack-jawed for a few seconds too long. A few monsters rushed their flank. With a renewed burst of energy, Wildcard lunged out of her grasp and deflected the attack. Nervously casting a look in Seraphimus' direction, Rainbow belatedly joined the Desperado, shoving and kicking at every beast that she could see.
Above the evolving battle, Discord sat on an invisible stool. He looked every which way—his yellow eyes inevitably trailing Seraphimus' half of the battle more.
"Ehhhh..." He shrugged before slapping a golf cap onto his skull. "...for what it's worth." He proceeded to clap unenthusiastically as the battle raged on.
Thanks For Your Support
"Rnnnngh!" Rainbow Dash galluped to a running start, hopped over a lunging beast, then jump-kicked her way violently into a separate pair of monsters. "Htttt!" They fell back and tumbled off for several feet as Rainbow came to a sliding stop. Panting for breath, she peered across the blood-stained field of battle.
There was another ripple of ruby light. Pale heads rolled, and there went Seraphimus—screaming bombastically—as she threw herself at another wave of beasts. She twirled both swords with ease, lopping off claws and sending wet sprays of black blood staining the air in opposite directions. There was a beauty to her carnage—a primal efficiency lying beneath her brutal exterior. She met the mindless charge with louder and louder shouts, seemingly frightening the otherwise unflinchable heart of the attacking enemy.
"Raaaaaaaugh!" She stabbed forward, impaling a beast—then throwing the weight of it into a flanking charge. She spat and snarled her way through a suffocating curtain of blackish blood. "I am the Right Talon of Verlaxion! Your putrid lives—as you once knew them—end here!"
The battle shifted, with the beasts lumbering in her direction. There was a ripple of twilight, and Rainbow's ghostly friends briefly reappeared—all of them surprised and slack-jawed.
"Rainbow Dash..." Twilight Sparkle wheezed, eyes twitching. "Please tell me you didn't just free her to—" She vanished, replaced by a casually yawning Discord.
"Now you've got some explaining to do with the Missus."
Rainbow was startled by the sound of claw-scraping footsteps pounding towards her six. She spun to meet the ambushing attack—
Thwissssssssh! Wildcard dove in, staff first. WHACK! He uppercutted the beast before it could puncture Rainbow from behind. Thw-Thw-THWACK! He twirled Bard's weapon against another skull, clearing the Curveside flank of enemies. The Desperado huffed, weathering the pain of the wound in his shoulders.
"Wildcard..." Rainbow wheezed. "What are we going to do about—?"
Wordlessly, Wildcard dove past her and sailed towards Seraphimus. Rainbow watched, wincing. When Wildcard landed, it was with a violent downswing that pinned a random monster's skull to the floor. WHAM!
Seraphimus didn't even flinch. She merely shifted her weight to the left, and soon both griffons were standing back to back as a fresh line of monsters closed in around them from all sides.
"Silt Prefecture!" Seraphimus shouted. "The mountain dredge smugglers! Alpha position!"
Wildcard responded with two swift wing gestures. Then—coiling his feathers to his side—he twirled the staff while strafing sideways to the left.
Seraphimus likewise side-stepped, swinging and slicing at every enemy that dared invade their dual circle of impenetrable defense. In such a fashion, the two former Talon members delayed the rush of chaos brutes.
Discord vanished again, and Rainbow's friends reappeared. "At least tell us if this was planned, sugarcube!" Applejack exclaimed, still shocked at Seraphimus' presence.
Rainbow gulped. "If it was planned, then would it be working nearly as well?"
"That's it..." Twilight tossed her hooves, eyes rolling. "I give up!"
Pinkie stuck her tongue out. "Wuss!"
"Can we just smash heads and then get out of here?!" Twilight groaned.
Rarity threw a look back towards Curveside. "They appear to be attaching the rocks to the hovercraft as we speak!"
"Are they nearly finished?" Fluttershy stammered.
Rarity shook her head. "Not nearly."
"Well then..." Rainbow flexed her wing muscles. "Head-smashing it is."
"Oh good grief..." Twilight face-hoofed.
"Go, Dashie, go!" Pinkie cheered—
—as Rainbow charged back into the fray, sailing towards the thicker line of advancing beasts. "Here's mud in your eyes." Rainbow grimaced, preparing a savage drop kick. "Black muddy blood..."
She came into violent content with her foe. Pinkie and the others vanished—leaving Discord to reappear with a black cowboy hat. "Bah gawd!" he hollered out one side of his muzzle, fang glinting. "If I'm my own witness, they're broken in half!"
Logan's feverish eyes were locked on the distant battle. He clenched his jaws and sweated...
"Head in the game, Big Show!" Flynn snarled.
Gulping, Logan turned to assist his friends in slapping the chaos rocks onto the bed of the hovercraft. "Can you really get this shit to fly?"
"I'm not the miracle worker today!" Flynn frowned at him. "I still can't believe you actually let that turkey buzzard go!"
Logan huffed, shouldering his axe as he assisted his friends with the wagon. "It's working so far, isn't it?"
"Yeah?! And what about later on?! You've just given our worst enemy an avenue to escape and eventual vengeance on the Austraeoh!"
"She ain't the same as she was two months ago," Logan growled, fastening more and more clumps of chaos metal in a frenzy. "She's going to give us the edge we need to survive right here and now!"
"Big Show—"
"I bet you a hundred bits!"
"Like money means anything over here—"
"Fine!" Logan spat. "Fifty bits and I don't get to bend your head back into your own ass, ya cheap bald bastard!" He shook his hoof. "I've spared you for this long, haven't I?! Now get this stupid-ass boogey board to fly again!"
"Almost done with the application, brrotherr!" Kepler sounded off.
"It's now or never, Flynn!"
"Grnnnngh..." Flynn stepped back and aimed his horn at the ring of material. "...I should just change my name to Mr. Migraine... I swear."
"Just do your job!" Logan growled, turning to look fitfully Edgeside. "I'll thank you later." He nevertheless trembled slightly, gripping his axe as he watched the skirmish from afar.
When Discord Needs Updates
"Raaaaaaaaugh!" Seraphimus flew in with dual swords, stuck two creatures by their gullets, and smashed their skulls into one another. A third beast flew in—shrieking—through the resulting cloud of ruby light. She blocked its attack with both swords crossed, then swiftly sliced them outward in opposite directions.
The gangly beast suffered the loss of both forelimbs. As it hobbled about and shrieked, Seraphimus merely kicked the pathetic thing to the ground and vaulted off of it.
"Suffer," she spat out the side of her beak and approached the next line of creatures. Wildcard stood not too far off. He was a great deal more winded than his former superior, but he held his own with expert twirls of the staff.
Rainbow Dash—in the meantime—had just finished dodging two separate charging creatures. She caught the weight of one beast and used its momentum to ram it into another. Then—leaping over another pouncing monster—she flew up high to get a breathless survey of the situation.
Her eyes twitched to see more and more pale bodies rushing up from the crooks and crevices of the Edgeside landscape. Within minutes, she and her two cohorts would be outnumbered by four times as many of the creatures.
"Where in the h-hay are they even coming from?" Rainbow's voice cracked.
She had ascended high enough for her friends to rematerialize, unimpeded by the chaotic cretins below.
"They sure are crawlin' out of the woodwork, aren't they?" Applejack stammered.
"Those blasted things must live in vast underground colonies!" Rarity remarked.
"I get it now!" Pinkie Pie barked. "They're mole men!"
"Those aren't like any m-moles I've ever s-seen," Fluttershy said, trembling.
"Huh..." Twilight Sparkle rubbed her chin, thinking hard. "Pale... bipedal... imp-like underground cave dwellers..."
Rainbow's ruby eyes nervously darted around the intensifying cluster of beasts down below. "Something ringing a bell, Twilight?"
"I... I don't know..." Twilight bit her lip. "I feel like I've read about things like this before, but I can't remember where..."
"Well, could we 'remember' on another occasion?!" Rarity exclaimed, looking Curveside behind them. "Rainbow's friends could be ready to go any second!"
"Rarity's right!" Applejack exclaimed, pointing at the thick waves of chaotic reinforcement. "We've barely made a dent in this here army—and they're growin' bigger by the second!"
"Ehhhhhh..." Pinkie waved a hoof. "Sera's got them."
"The battle's nowhere near won and you know it!" Rarity said, pouting. "And don't call her 'Sera'! We are not on a first-name basis now—"
"Hey! Sera!" Rainbow shouted towards the two fighters below. "Wildcard! There's a bunch more coming! We gotta draw back and—"
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Seraphimus dove deeper and deeper, filling the air with ruby aftermath. "I am the Right Talon of Verlaxion! You shall go no further!"
"I don't suppose... uhm..." Fluttershy trembled, gulped. "...we can just let her go as far as she wants into the fray?"
Rainbow huffed. "We've got to buy the Herald more time." She angled her wings and began a swift, perilous dive back into the battle. "If that hovercart isn't airborne, then there's no point."
Rarity moaned. "I was afraid you'd say that—" She and Twilight and the rest vanished as Rainbow came within shrieking distance of the beasts yet again.
Discord reappeared, smirking. "Ah! There you are!" He pointed at Seraphimus with his paw. "Looks like the catbird found its catbirdnip."
"Shut up!" Rainbow channeled her wrath into a murderous drop-kick, smashing a beast in the face and slamming it into its companions. "Rnnngh!" Her eyes flickered red-on-yellow as she pummeled skull after pale skull. "Did somepony order a concussion pizza?!"
Discord shrugged towards an invisible camera. "Thaaaaaaaat's my Sparky!" He blew out the side of his muzzle, emulating a seated audience of laughing ponies.
"Flynnnnnnnnnnn..." Logan droned.
"Shut up!" The balding stallion sweated all over, aiming his horn at the hovercraft and covering it with a magic field. "I've got this! I swear!"
"It is now orr neverr, brrotherr!" Kepler exclaimed. Perched on the wagon, he looked worriedly towards Edgeside. His spectacles reflected a writhing sea of pale bodies. "I cannot even fathom how ourr frriends have managed forr this long!"
"With that friggin' death ostrich that Logan unleashed?" Ariel's voice cracked. "I can fathom pretty damn well!"
"Will you let it rest already?!?" Logan barked. "I did what I had to do for the sake of preserving Flynn's stupid fart sarcophagus—"
Fl-Flasssh! The chaos strips slathered to the perimeter of the carriage lit up, intertwined with lunar dust and magical leylines.
"I did it!" Flynn exclaimed, hopping up and down. "Fart sarcophagus away! I mean—Dammit!"
"Who cares what it's called!" Logan hopped on board, causing the thing to wobble and nearly throw Kepler off. "What matters is that it's airborne!" Shimmying to the front, he shouted into the lunar glow of the runes. "M'shrynmh L'fynym!"
Flynn gasped, reaching out with his hoof. "No! Wait!"
WHAM! The craft slammed into the ground and scraped backwards, grinding Edgeside.
"Whoah!" Ariel gasped.
"Gah!" Kepler flailed yet again.
"The buck—?!?" Logan hissed.
Flynn rushed up to the chassis and wheezed: "M'shrykkym L'vynyk!"
With an audible hum, the hovercraft lifted back up and slowly glided forward.
"What gives?" Logan stammered.
"It's a chaotic focus!" Flynn exclaimed. "You have to give the opposite commands!"
"You've gotta be shittin' me!" Logan snarled loudly. "That's stupid!"
"You're stupid!" Flynn barked back. "Look, we either work around the bullshit or we don't work at all! We don't work—we don't fly! We don't fly—"
"I get it, Baldy! Shut up!" Logan huffed, frowning at the slowly coasting vehicle. "I'm just... n-not sure I can remember all the damned moonwhinny commands and somehow ejaculate them inside out."
"Allow me, brrotherr," Kepler offered, crawling forward. "My memory is quite rrobust in that rregarrd—"
"Nah, best that I say them, Keps," Logan grumbled. "Thanks to Brainiac McMumbles, here, we're flying on chaos and a prayer. Roll your R's too much and we might get pregnant with changelings or some shiet..."
"I'll say them!" Flynn climbed on. "Do we have all our stuff—?"
"All the stuff that matters!"
"Good." Flynn looked up. "Ariel—?!"
"Already on it!" Swoooooooooooosh! Ariel shot Edgeside in a gray blur. "Head on without us! We'll catch up via wing!"
"Don't waste time for nothing!" Logan hollered as Flynn steadied and accelerated the humming craft. Gradually, they coasted up the steep hillside, leaving dust and a glowing lunar trail behind them. "And make sure that Rainbow doesn't get too close to this crap! Have her fly recon—!"
"Yeah yeah..." Ariel exhaled. Gritting her teeth, she flew towards the intense battle. Her blue eyes reflected tufts of ruby light, issuing outward from the center of the melee. "Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeease please please please please let none of those be Rainbow Dash's soul..."
"Htttt!" Rainbow, meantime, was kicking one beast after another. She stood side by side with Wildcard, wincing as the floor was littered with more bodies and black blood. "Guh... for once, can we fight something that leaks cider?"
"Rainbow!" Ariel flew in from above.
"Oh hey, girl!" Rainbow Dash panted for breath. "Welcome to the party!"
"The hovercraft's airborne!"
"Flynn got it to fly?!"
"Yeah! Good enough!" Ariel looked aside, her eyes reflecting a dark black figure in mid-attack. "Oh. Wildcard. You're alive too. Cool beans."
"He's hurt! We gotta retreat!" Rainbow hollered above the fray, using two fetlocks like a crude bullhorn. "Hey! Sera! Move your tail!"
Discord coasted by, phasing through Ariel and Wildcard as he ate from ghostly popcorn. "Oh where or where did my little psycho go? Or where or where could she be?"
Rainbow blinked, eyes darting across the shifting and thrashing bodies. She parried one attack and kicked another beast away. "Where the buck?!"
"Did you already lose her?!" Ariel asked.
Rainbow looked over at the Desperado. "Yo! Wildcard! Your old boss?! Where she at—?!"
Wildcard looked at her. He actually gasped; his goggles reflected a pale-feathered figure in full lunge.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Schiiiiiiiiing! Seraphimus sailed straight towards Ariel with both swords swinging.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackies!" Ariel curled up into a shivering little ball in mid-air.
SCH-SCHLUNNNK! Both of Seraphimus' swords punctured the chest of an agile beast that was just two inches from pouncing Ariel from behind. The former Talon Commander slammed the beast down and began eviscerating its torso to black ribbons.
Rainbow grimaced.
"Rgnnnghhhhh!" Ariel shook all over, frowning. "I swear to Goddess! I've only been here thirty seconds!"
"Don't take it to heart." Rainbow punched two more beasts, and shoved against a third as she looked over at Wildcard. "Quick, dude! Give us an exit!"
Wildcard sucked his breath in. The air tingled as he raised his metal fist high in the air. Sparks flew from the joints, and the manacore nestled deep within the newly-constructed prosthetic reached a fever pitch.
Vrommmmmmmmmmmmmm!
As a fresh wave of beasts leapt at the group, Wildcard slammed his metal fist violently into the ground. WHUDDDDDDDDD!
A concussive blast vaporously echoed its way Edgeside, knocking nearly three dozen creatures onto their backs. As they struggled and thrashed to get up, Wildcard swiftly hooked an arm under Rainbow's tummy and lifted off... gliding alongside Ariel as the three sped back in the direction of the wagon with the Austraeoh in tow.
"Good t-timing, too!" Ariel stammered. She took a nervous look at the massive waves of chaotic reserves. Soon a veritable ocean of ravenous bipeds was clambering after them, shaking the earth with their impenetrable charge. "Awwwwwwww shit... I hope Flynn's stupid surf board can outglide that."
"Th-there's one way to find out!" Rainbow writhed, dangling in Wildcard's protective grasp as the three continud their glide. "Come on, Sera! We're making back to the wagon!"
All she heard were banshee shrieks and scraping claws.
"... ... ...Seraphimus?!" Rainbow's ruby eyes darted nervously towards the pale sea below. "Where are you?!"
Discord reappeared in Rainbow's peripheral, flickering upon the precipice of vanishing. "Ask not for whom the catbird tweets!" He grinned, chuckling breathily. "Hah! I worked a lot on that last one!"
"For the love of Celestia..." Rainbow clutched her forehead as the group gained altitude. "...why couldn't I be haunted by a ghostly Verlax instead?!?"
Here We All Float
"Can't this damned thing go any faster?!?" Logan snarled, throwing tense glances at the line of pale beasts stampeding from Edgeside.
"Uhmmm..." Flynn fidgeted, seated next to Kepler at the front of the hovering wagon.
"Double-Yoo's coming in with Rainbow and Ariel! But those freakazoids are charging up fast right behind them!" Logan continued.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Flynn continued to squirm.
"'Uhhhhhhh' what?!" Logan looked forward... then down. His pupils shrank. "Dude—what the buck?!?"
While scaling uphill, the chaotic field of the wagon had easily pushed two dozen feet between its own chassis and the earth's surface below. The vessel was ascending rapidly as it approached the edge of the crater looming Curveside.
"The chaotic emanations... appear to have an added effect on the wagon's verticality," Flynn muttered out the side of his muzzle.
"Well un-verticalize it!" Logan wheezed. "I don't wanna spontaneously drop and become a Dark Side pancake!"
"Betterr now orr neverr, brrotherr!" Kepler said.
"Right." Flynn gulped. His metal lense focused on the shimmering rune stones lacing the edges of the wagon. "Lemme just... try..." He took a deep breath, then growled: "'Y'hnyrr M'wynhrm!'"
Fl-Fl-Flassssh! The lunar dust rippled with etheral light. The strips of chaos metal vibrated, and—Thw-Thw-Thwoooosh!—the wagon twirled around three times before sliding into a reverse glide.
"Acch!" Kepler was jostled before Logan reached a protective hoof out to catch him.
"Grnnngh!" Flynn grunted as the vessel evened out. He found himself staring downhill as the wagon continued its reverse ascent. "Whelp, that's not it."
"Don't just spout random bullshit, dude!" Logan hollered.
"Of course I'm not!" Flynn frowned. He reached telekinetically across the wagon, levitated Kepler's notes, and squinted his good eye at the crescent-shaped moonwhinny text. "I'm just picking the right commands... aaaaaaaaaand... saying them in reverse!"
"Phonetically orr definitively?!" Kepler yelped.
"Please. I'm no idiot." Flynn placed the parchment down and cleared his throat. "I've got it now! 'H'lmynhr W'lyrmym!'"
FLASH!
The wagon pivoted, veering sideways. Kepler and Logan struggled to hold on as they careened up the hillside.
"Balllllllllllldyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..." Logan snarled long and hard.
"Just hold on!" Flynn struggled for balance and concentration. "I've almost got it this time!"
Kepler's eyes squinted behind his lopsided spectacles. "Why is the rrunic light intensifying?!"
"It's the crater!" Flynn grunted. "We're headed straight for the source!"
"Then steer it away!" Logan hollered.
"No way!"
"Why not?!"
"With those things chasing after us, we could use all the juice we can get!" Flynn exclaimed. "This may just be the boost we need to clear the valley and rid ourselves of those creeps for good!"
"Dammit, Flynn!" Logan barked. "This is no time to play theoretical asshole physicist!"
"A morre perrtinent concerrn!" Kepler sounded off. "The Rrainbow One! How will she be able to join us with all of these emanations?"
Biting his lip, Logan threw a concerned look over his shoulder.
"Look..." Ariel breathed, panted. Flying as swiftly as she could Curveside, she looked back past Rainbow and Wildcard, observing with wide eyes as the sea of creatures bounded faster and faster after their airborne targets. "Cheese and crackers... how can those bastards move so fast?!"
"Fast-twitch muscle fibers?" Discord suggested, right as he vanished. "Zoop!"
Twilight Sparkle and Rarity materialized in his place.
"Rainbow, my senses are failing me directly ahead of us!" Twilight said.
"Huh?!" Rainbow—clinging to Wildcard in mid-flight—flung Twilight a nervous look. "But isn't that where the Herald and the wagon are?"
"Of course, darling!" Rarity exclaimed. "It simply means they're heading into the chaotic space!"
"And they're empowering the wagon by chaos, so..."
Rainbow gulped. "I can't join you guys."
Ariel performed a double-take. "What?!"
"The chaos metal... no doubt Flynn's attached a buttload of it to the wagon," Rainbow said, trying to speak above the banshee shrieks of the pursuing creatures. "If so, then I'll be a comatose dead weight the moment I step aboard!"
"Yeah, so?" Ariel managed a shrug. "We'll protect your comatose dead weight while we cruise on out of here—!"
"I'm way more useful to you guys flying at a distance!" Rainbow exclaimed. "I can keep an eye out for faster escape routes!"
"Rainbow!" Ariel replied, frowning. "The Herald's got more armor and firepower than you could ever possibly carry on your own! The wagon may be our only means of survival at this moment—!"
Wildcard suddenly whistled with a deafening shrillness. The other two mares watched as he pointed down below with his metal talon.
"Huh?" Rainbow Dash blinked.
Ariel paled. "No way..."
Against all expectations, the surging sea of stampeding beasts had actually outrun their aerial speed. Possessed by unnatural endurance, they clambored and climbed the outer edge of the crater with silken grace. They were seconds away from overtaking the awkwardly wobbling wagon.
"Crud!" Ariel grimaced. "They're dead meat!"
"Not for long!" Rainbow disentangled herself from Wildcard. "You two gotta go down there and help them fend the creeps off!"
Wildcard nodded.
"Dammit..." Ariel gritted her teeth. "Why can't Flynn make that thing go faster?"
"I've got an even better question," Rainbow Dash wheezed. She looked down at the stampeding masses. "Where the hay is Seraphimus?"
Fluttershy calmly pointed. "Why don't you ask her yourself?"
"Huh?" Rainbow turned around—gazing into a blood-stained beak. "Luna Poop!!!" she flinched in mid flight.
"... ... ..." Seraphimus glared past her with a steely gaze as her expert wings flapped. Her face and upper crestfeathers were covered all over in inky-black blood—none of it glowing. "... ... ...my blades have dulled."
Rainbow gulped. "Right. That's cool. Uhm..." She motioned down at the wagon with her head. "The carriage?"
"Indeed." Seraphimus tilted her neck left and right, crackling joints. "Jordan—!" Swisssssssh! She dove swiftly in a pale blur. "—form up!"
Wildcard wordlessly joined her.
"Dang it..." Ariel gnashed her teeth, glancing at Seraphimus, the wagon, and the encroaching sea of beasts. "Dang it dang it dang it—"
"They'll need your help, girl."
"Friggin'... I know!" Ariel dove in a blink, shouting past her tail. "Don't lose sight of us!"
"So long as you stay in one piece!" Rainbow hollered, maintaining her altitude. "... ... ...gosh, I hate warming the bench."
"Gyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh..." Pinkie shook all over, tail curling up.
Applejack looked anxiously at her. "What now?"
"Oh, nothin'." Pinkie gulped. "Things are just about to get kaizo, is all..."
The Kaizo You Know
"Okaaaaaay..." Flynn grimaced, his horn strobing as he struggled with the craft. "Now we can't stop descending."
Kepler nervously eyed the crest of the crater. "A most inopporrtune time, brrotherr..."
"Look, I'm trying as hard as I can!"
"Try harder, asshole!" Logan grunted as the wagon wobbled and veered its way uphill. "Those testicle-headed motherbuckers will be all over us in a minute!"
"Make that 'a few seconds,' frriend," Kepler said in a somber tone, pointing behind them.
Logan turned to look, and his eyes reflected the shine of the beasts claws. "Holy shit!" he reacted. Th-Thwump! Two feathery bodies landed hard on their wagon. Logan turned around, getting a face full of Seraphimus. "Holy shit!" he reacted again.
Despite being in stabbing distance of the obese stallion, the former Talon Commander did nothing. "I need another weapon," she said coolly.
"What?!?" Flynn frowned over his shoulder. "The Hell happened to the two swords Big Show gave you earlier when he ripped your chains loose?"
"I put them to good use," Seraphimus said over the noise of banshee shrieks. "Now I need more."
"Oh! Sure!" Flynn spat out the side of his muzzle. "Right when you're sitting in the thick of us you need something you can rip our throats out with—"
"Kepler, give her a damn weapon!" Logan shouted.
"Verrily!" Kepler fished through a crate and produced an Emeraldinian rapier. "Should we well weighted—"
Seraphimus plucked it from the wyvern's grasp and gave it a single twirl. "It'll weigh more than their bodies will—once I've relinquished them of their heads."
"Try turning me on when we're not snorkling through the apocalypse!" Schiiiiiing! Logan unsheathed his axe and braced himself on the rear of the wagon. "Double-yoo!"
Wildcard glided over and perched alongside him, staff held high.
The first of several beasts scampered up the hill, coming within spitting distance.
"Make 'em so their mothers won't recognize 'em," Logan spat. His brow furrowed. "Assuming they have any—"
"Hressssssssshaaa!" A few beasts leapt with a surprise pounce from two rows down the advancing front. They scaled the height of the crater's edge with remarkable speed, zeroing in on Logan's plump figure.
Beak clenched, Wildcard stuck his staff out and caught one beast in the gullet. He swung its weight into another pair of leaping monsters—knocking them back in mid-air.
"Htttt!" Logan swung violently with his axe. Ch-Chtunnkkkk! He cleaved two bodies into bloody halves, just as another pair leapt and grasped onto the edge of the wagon. Chaos metal flickered as limbs thrashed and lunged at the Heraldites from three sides at once.
"Raaaaaugh!" Seraphimus snaked her way through the two, thrusting sharply with her rapier.
"Snrkkkkttt!" A beast had its entire nasal cavity replaced with Emeraldinian metal. Seraphimus lifted violently up, giving the beast a new airhole. Wildcard shoved its carcass back into the crowd, toppeling three more beasts as—
"HRESSSSH!"
—four more leapt at the wagon, sailing downward with their claws and fangs barred.
"Hold your breaths—!" Logan shouted, swinging upwards in a vicious arc. Schiiiiing!
Two heads flew one way and two bodies the other. As for the other two beasts—Sch-Schlunkkk—they littered the stone hilltop on either side of the wagon in over a dozen pieces. Their blood, meanwhile, thoroughly sprayed the wagon.
"Ach!" Kepler shuddered, his glasses stained black with wretched juices. "My starrs and garrterrs!"
"Hah!" Logan spat, grinning through the viscera. "Well—my day has certainly brightened up!"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus glared at him, holding her rapier cautiously.
Logan glanced at her blade, then at her again. "Yeah, what?"
"I don't want to be not facing you," she droned.
"Seriously?" Logan's eyes narrowed. "Like I could even afford to do that to you now. Besides... we made a deal."
"And it's not been met yet," she said.
Logan looked ready to retort—
Wildcard let loose a whistle.
"Harrk!" Kepler exclaimed, pointing up.
Logan and Seraphimus spun.
Two beasts had leapt high, and both were descending rapidly towards the wagon.
"Up high—!" Logan began.
"I see it!" Seraphimus held her blade skyward. "Jordan—!"
Wildcard was already stabbing upward with his staff. He caught one beast in the chest, but the other kept descending towards the wagon—headed straight for Flynn's backside.
"Baldy!" Logan tried swinging, but missed the beast. "Look out—!"
"Huh?" Flynn glanced over his shoulder. "Whoah—!"
WHUMP! Ariel's body landed, slamming into the creature in midair.
"Hresshhh—!" The beast flailed, sailing back downhill. It bowled through eight other beasts, tripping them hard to the hilltop and slowing the stampede's pursuit ever so slightly.
"Whew!" Ariel perched tightly in the middle of the wagon. "Am I late?" She winced, then frowned at the ink black blood staining her fetlocks from a sustained puddle. "Ewwwwwwwww... I am, aren't I???"
"There will be time to vomit later," Seraphimus said.
"Oh Goddess, who invited her," Ariel wretched.
"Be alerrt, frriends!" Kepler exclaimed. "We'rre apprroaching the crraterr's edge!"
"Weapon!" Ariel fished desperately through a crate. "Weapon weapon weapon—!"
"Flynn!" Logan shouted, watching as the wave of pursuing beasts closed on the rear of the vehicle yet again. "Get this thing to ascend again!"
"I-I don't even know how I made it happen the first time!"
"Then at least get us to accelerate or something!" Logan glanced nervously ahead, seeing nothing but levitating boulders and scattered starlight. "Awwww shit! The rocks—!"
"Too late!" Seraphimus rushed over to Wildcard's side and branished her rapier. "Prepare yourselves!"
"Got one!" Ariel exclaimed, producing a glaive from the supply container. She looked at the edge of the hill and her ears drooped. "Oh poop."
"Hold on!" Flynn shouted, bracing the wagon as well as he could with his magic. Right at that very moment, half-a-dozen monsters leapt onto the back of the vehicle. The two griffons blocked and parried their beserker swipes with desperate moves. This became all the more difficult as they took a plunge off the side, heading straight into the floating mess of unnatural rocks.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy," Applejack whimpered, gazing straight down at the crazy fight. As the wagon flew wildly into the floating chaotic array, the pursuing beasts jumped like suicidal salmon, desperate to chase their airborne target down. Pale bodies plunged into the crater, forming a pallid waterfall. "Uhm..." Applejack looked back at Rainbow and the other girls, fidgeting with the brim of her hat. "They're in for one heck of a slobberknocker, for certain."
"It's the Herald, though!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed. She nevertheless twitched. "They've g-got it covered!"
"Yes! Besides, they've got Wildcard with them!" Rarity smiled cheekishly. Her body produced a bulb of ghostly sweat. "Two of them, if you count Seraphimus!" A deep breath, and she squeaked: "One and a h-half...?"
"I'm scared." Fluttershy looked worriedly at Rainbow Dash. "I-I don't think they have enough to fend off those horrible creatures!"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow looked at the fight down below. "Uhhhhhhhhhh..." She looked at Pinkie Pie.
The mare had curled up into a little ball, her tail curling and uncurling as her eyes struggled to stay even.
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh—I don't think so." Rainbow began an arduous dive towards the crater below.
"But Rainbow!" Twilight floated closer, her face twisted in concern. "If you get too close to the wagon—"
"I'm chaos goo. Got it." Rainbow nodded. "But I gotta help my friends."
"More than that, sugarcube!" Applejack glided on the other side. "If we vanish—we won't be able to help you!"
"I just gotta lend them a hoof!" Rainbow's jaw clenched. "I can't leave them alone to face that crud! Especially now that Seraphimus is freed among them!"
"Rainbow..." Twilight sighed. "Is there ever a day that goes by when you don't rely on stupid guile?"
"I understand one of those words. So sure!"
"Uh oh..." Fluttershy grimaced as she and her friends started to flicker. "Rainbow Dash! We can't stay long—!"
"Time for you to warm the bench in my place!" Rainbow picked up speed, diving. "I'll see you on the other side!"
"I hope you don't mean that the way I think you mean," Twilight said. She vanished...
...and Discord materialized. "And who said all scientists were agnostic?"
"Shut up." Rainbow clenched her jaw. "I need to concentrate."
"Yes." He lazily examined his paw while free-falling ghostily beside the mare. "Because whopping monster melons with your fetlocks has always depended on your mental fortitude beforehand."
"You wanna help?" Rainbow gnashed her teeth as tears formed from the frictious winds. "Show me where it hurts the most to punch these jerks!"
"Hah!" Discord brandished a fang-glinting smile. "And who said I was ever about helping anypony, Sparky?"
Rainbow said nothing. Her eyes locked on the hectic fight below...
...which was descending into a gradual free-fall through a veritable asteroid field of chaos.
"Hressssh!"
"Hreshaaaa!"
Clank!
Th-Thwack!
Schiiing!
Pale bodies fell left and right as metal clashed with claws. The wagon threaded its way through multiple floating rocks, made contact with a hovering boulder, coasted over its surface, then took off again. Every other second—the surface of the vehicle tilted up and down, left and right—throwing the balance off for everypony on board. Wildcard was the quickest to recover, knocking the skulls of attacking beasts away while using the back tip of Bard's staff to help Seraphimus or Logan back up.
Once recovered, Big Show and the former Talon Commander thrusted forward with their blades, skewering the chests, throats, and thighs of countless monstrosities. Black blood sprayed into the air—collecting and coagulating before staining the undersides of floating boulders above and below them.
None of this violence stopped the creatures from pursuing. Those who didn't plunge like dead meat into the bottom of the crater found traction on many of the innumerable floating chunks of earthen debris. They ran rightside—and upside down—scampering across the fringes of rotating boulders, keeping up with the craft before leaping from above and below.
Ariel blocked several attacks with the glaive. Flynn stole a moment or two to zap the beasts with his horn before swiftly returning his attention to the chaotic descent of the wagon. His natural eye twitched, judging the feasible route to take through the sea of floating rocks. He steered the craft towards one boulder after another—which made for an insanely bumpy ride—but at least the craft hadn't plummeted completely down the gullet of the chaotic crater.
"Grnngh...!" Logan swung his axe harder and harder. The beasts were learning, eyeing his body-cleaving weapon and side-stepping at the last possible second. Soon they were pacing themselves, jumping and scattering across a dozen levitating boulders before charging at him from all sides. "Dammit! Can't touch any of them to save my—"
Seraphimus' grasped his shoulder from behind, startling him. "Let them reach the wagon," she said calmly despite the insanity of the moment.
"What?!" Ariel struck a pouncing beast with her glaive and looked at the griffin. "Are you nuts?!"
"No... I think I get it!" Logan took a bold step backwards, bunching up with Seraphimus in the middle of the wagon. The vehicle glided over a boulder at an awkward angle as he shouted to the side. "Wildcard—!"
Holding his breath, Wildcard leapt off the craft entirely, opening up over half of the vehicle's available space.
The monsters saw the opening and immediately capitalized on it. Six leapt mightily from multiple angles, converging on the chassis of the levitating wagon. They clambered over each other and began to get up—
"Now! Lunge!" Seraphimus shouted. Charcoal eyes burning, she stabbed forward with her rapier—impaling two beasts at once. Schluuunk!
The six monsters stumbled, clumping together at the back of the wagon.
"Haaaaaaaaaugh!" Logan swung his axe up, catching them beneath their legs and swinging the six beasts like a catapult into the broken sky above. Their bodies slammed into a randomly floating boulder, then scattered in all directions.
Wildcard—flying—leapfrogged off the flailing corpses, then dove daringly into a flanking cluster of beasts. THUNK! He caved one's skull in with his metal fist, then spun in a full circle with his staff. Cl-Cl-Cl-Clankkk! He deflected multiple attacks, then knocked several creatures into one another. This angered the horde, and two extra waves converged on the Desperado with serrated claws.
"Wildcarrd!" Kepler hollered, holding up a smouldering concoction of chemicals that he had just finished mixing into a black glass jar. "Move away—!"
"What the Wyvern says, Jordan!" Seraphimus shouted.
Holding his breath, Wildcard tightened his rear legs and kicked off a passing rock. Swissssssh! He flew earthward in a murking streak as the pouncing beasts collided with each other behind him, forming a gnotted core of writhing, pale flesh.
"Let 'er rip, Keps!" Logan boomed.
"Hrnngh!" Kepler flung the fresh alchemic grenade into the mass of bodies. The bottle made contact—clink!—then—POWWWWW!!!
Ariel flinched as blood and body parts ricocheted off the field of rocks all around them. The wagon wobbled, and she braced herself against Flynn's body as she looked up. "Wildcard!" She reached out with her hoof. "Come on! Back to the wagon—!"
Wildcard curved his wings. He bent his flight and sailed towards them.
Wh-Wham! Two creatures randomly leapt from a boulder above and impacted his body in mid-air. One's claws grazed the wound already gaping in his back, and the Desperado flinched in mid-air, paralyzed.
"Brrotherr!" Kepler hollered.
"No!" Ariel shrieked.
The Herald's wagon passed underneath, its occupants watching helplessly as Wildcard was overpowered by the two beasts.
"Goddess dammit!" Logan stood up with his axe, preparing to leap clear off the wagon. "Hold on, buddy—!"
Seraphimus yanked him back by his tail. "Don't."
"Dammit, lady!" Logan spat back, frowning hard. "I gotta save him—!"
"You do not have to." Seraphimus' eyes reflected a prismatic streak.
Ariel gasped—
Swoooooooooosh—WHAM!
—as Rainbow Dash sailed in hard, slamming her lower legs into the skull of one beast. It slipped from its grip of Wildcard, and the petite pegasus was then yanking the other monster off. The two wrestled briefly in mid-air... until Rainbow Dash overpowered it by flapping one wing mightily. The two spun three times... with Rainbow releasing the creature violently into the ether with a shout. She watched—panting—as the shrieking thing flew upwards through the array... only to be crushed into a bloody pulp by two randomly colliding boulders. Crunnnch!
"Oooooh..." Discord winced, fazing through a passing rock. "That guy really had some stones to mess with you."
Rainbow huffed. "... ... ...I kinda wish the giant wyrm ate me."
"Rainbow Dash!" Ariel could be heard shouting.
"I'm here, girl!" Rainbow looked down at the wagon. "Hold it in! No need to drown Flynn—" Her eyes locked on Seraphimus.
Seraphimus stared calmly back from afar.
Rainbow bit her lip, gnawing at the urge to say something—
"Rrainbow!" Kepler shouted. "Don't come any nearrerr! The chaos metal—!"
Banshee shrieks lit the air as the beasts found a new route through the floating array to re-engage their prey.
"I won't have to!" Rainbow shouted. Perched upside-down on a floating boulder, she reached over and lifted a dazed Wildcard to his feet. "Dude! Think you can fly?"
He winced from his wounds... but nodded shakily, goggles rattling.
"Good. Let's try to pull some of the heat off our friends." Rainbow took off, dragging Wildcard behind her. As the Desperado flapped his wings and gained traction, she shouted towards Flynn and the rest. "Just try and clear the crater!"
"But Rainbow—!"
"We'll meet up Curveside!" Rainbow winced momentarily as her eyes flickered red-on-yellow. "That's a pr-promise!" She flew faster with Wildcard as a group of monsters tore off from the rest of the pursuing stampede and flanked them. "Oh goddess... they smell horrible..."
Wildcard breathlessly nodded.
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Discord rippled out of existence, and in his place came Twilight Sparkle—screaming.
"Chaos!" She gnashed her teeth, floating upside down over Rainbow Dash. Her ghostly horn strobed wildly. "All around us!"
"Dashie!" Pinkie yelped as banshee shrieks doubled, tripled, quadrupled. "They're skittering in from all directions—!" She disappeared at the end of her exclamation, and a wall of teeth and claws came rushing through, hopping from one floating rock to another.
"Hressssssssh—!"
"Wildcard!" Rainbow shouted, twirling to narrowly dodge a serrated swipe or two. "Keep moving—!" Her eyes flickered red on yellow. She gasped—stumbling and sprawling chest-first across a rotating boulder. On its third spin, she swung past the advancing beasts.
"Hressshaaaa!" Two pounced on her, digging in with their claws.
Perching briefly on a passing rock, Wildcard reached back with Bard's bo-staff stretched at full length.
Rainbow clasped onto the metal tip with her teeth and clenched tight as—Swooosh!—the Desperado yanked her off the boulder and out from under the pouncing cretins. Cl-Clankkk! Their claws made sparks and nothing else. The rest of the pack stampeded through the floating array—some slipping and falling towards the crater's heart far below with blood-curdling wails.
Rainbow caught up with Wildcard and the two flew in tight formation, ascending through the upper half of the levitating mineral field. Their path was a zig-zagging affair, whipping over and under sporadic boulders and chunks of dimly-glowing rocks. Patches of starlight shimmered from overhead. Shadows broke the illumination, and that's how the two realized that there were hopscotching creatures outpacing them from high above. Sure enough—in the next few milliseconds to scream by—a gaggle of bloodthirsty beasts dove down from above, willfully pinballing between boulders until they came within pouncing distance.
"HRESSH!"
"Above—!" Rainbow yelped.
Schiiiiing! Wildcard was already rolling over her body. Nimbly, he twirled upside down and faced the incoming dive with a vicious twirl of Bard's staff.
Wh-Wh-Whap! The Desperado successfully fended off three creatures. A second wave came rushing in. At precisely that moment, Wildcard and Rainbow skirted past a smattering of tiny rocks. Holding his breath, the griffin batted several of them up at the descending creatures.
Ponk! Pl-Plonk! The ricocheted off a skull or two. Some of the pouncing monsters went limp in free-fall.
"Httt!" Rainbow Dash grabbed one body, spun, and slammed it like a club into a fresh wave of attackers. Thonkk!
The impacted corpses ragdolled off each other and twirled down through the mess of rocks. Within seconds, more and more pale bodies streaked through the two fliers' peripheral.
Wildcard sucked his breath in. In mid-twirl, he faced Rainbow Dash for one-and-a-half seconds...just long enough to hand-sign a single expression: "MANY."
"Down!" Rainbow shouted, already angling her wings. More bodies closed in, framed by fangs and claws. "Speed up! Lose them in the plunge—!"
Sw-Swisssssssh! Wildcard plunged, joined swiftly by the prismatic pegasus. More and more beasts hopped from rock to rock, keeping up with them. Rainbow's vision fractured, and she teared from the closing proximity to the chaotic heart of the crater.
Around this point, Discord reappeared, cradling a ghostly box of popcorn. "Hah!" He munched liberally, watching with casual glee. "This part's for the trailer!"
"Hresssssssh!"
"Hressshaaa!"
Desperately, Rainbow and Wildcard plunged down through the sea of boulders. The friction from their dual flight upset the balance of the multitudinous structures, and several of the larger chunks of rocks collided with one another. This filled the air with bombastic blasts of thunder, and several powdery explosions of rock filled the air behind them. The chaos monsters burst through the debris, streaking after their targets while leaving waves of vaporous chalk behind. As more and more got close to the pair, Rainbow and Wildcard joined forelimbs. With combined muscle, they spun to dodge the attacks, then leaned on each other in mid-plunge so that they could exchange wild swipes at their pursuing foe. As a result, savagely punched and bucked creatures flew backwards, knocking into more boulders as the rocks collided with greater and greater frequency, leading to a chain reaction that reduced the upper half of the floating array to wild shrapnel and calcified mist.
Nevertheless, the stampede didn't let up. For every floating boulder, there were twice as many creatures hopping and scrambling across the structures with gravity-defying agility. Rainbow and Wildcard resorted to mimicking their pursuers' tricks, and soon they were interrupting their own flight to gallop briskly across the tops and undersides of numerous rocks. At one point or another, they scampered parallel to one another with their backs facing. One creature took a swipe at Rainbow, and Wildcard swung his staff directly upwards to block it at the last second. As a second creature lunged at Wildcard's bloody backside, Rainbow kicked off her rock, flipped, jump kicked across a third creature, then landed on the second attacker before it could land on the Desperado's figure. Rejoined, the two outjumped a group plunge and kicked the boulder behind them upon exiting. The rock in question flew off course—carrying four shrieking creatures into a boulder behind it. The resulting explosion sent a dozen pale bodies falling violently towards the crater's belly below.
Rainbow Dash and Wildcard outflew the explosion. As they descended a further level, an enormous boulder to their right rotated around, revealing multiple creatures lying in ambush. They shrieked and coiled their muscles to leap at the two's flank. Right at that precise moment, a metal glaive flew in, decapitated two of the beasts, and bounced back into Ariel's nimble grip. Rainbow and Wildcard had inevitably reunited with the rest of the Herald. Cruising clumsily behind the two, Flynn steered the craft in and around enormous boulders while Ariel flung the glaive again with a warrior's scream. More black blood and pale sinew lit the air. A vicious wave of attackers came from the left flank, but Kepler was ready for them with a pair of smoking jars being tossed at full strength. Some of the creatures dodged, but most ate flames as the alchemic concoction burst in a brilliant fireball. The explosion rocked the wagon—which performed an actual barrel roll as it threaded the fresh debris sailing outward from Kepler's ordinance.
Defying gravity—a gift of the chaos metal itself—the Heraldites kept upright in the wagon the entire time. Even as it was still spinning through the sea of boulders, Logan and Seraphimus capitalized on the moment by swinging their blades at the disoriented beasts. Bodies flew past them from Kepler's explosion, only to be sliced into bloody slivers. Seraphimus shouted, pointing her rapier at a fresh wave of monsters charging up the rear of the twirling wagon. Logan saw them and—just as they were passing under the belly of a large boulder—he stuck the blade of his axe up and sliiiiiiiiiced into the dusty surface of the giant rocks. This spilled a thick cloud of dust into the pursuing creatures, choking and blinding the whole lot of them. Some of them nevertheless pounced on through, shrieking for all their ravenous strength. Ariel rolled across the twirling wagon and stopped with a heavy toss of her glaive. She lost the Emeraldinian weapon entirely this time, not that she minded; it skewered a beast down the center and knocked two more off balance so that they were reduced to bloody paste against the adjacent rocks. The pouncing attackers leftover were finished swiftly by Seraphimus and her rapier.
At long last, Flynn gained control of the twirling pitch of the wagon. He channeled a fresh wave of mana into his horn, evening the vessel with the curved horizon. It was then that he realized that he was seeing the horizon—unimpeded by floating rocks.
"A clearing!" Flynn hollered, sweating profusely. He looked wildly over his shoulder. "We're almost in the clear!"
Seraphimus cooly nodded ahead of the craft. "Tell that to your leader."
"Huh?" Logan did a double-take.
"Rainbow!" Ariel hollered, wincing.
The Herald could see that Rainbow's flight was wavering. Her wings went slack and her muscles rippled. The pendant around her neck dimmed noticeably.
"The chaos metal!" Kepler exclaimed, grasping tight to his spectacles as the vehicle rattled. "She is farr too close to the wagon!"
"Slow us down, baldy!" Logan spat.
"I can't!" Flynn stammered. "Not at this rate!"
"Dammit—"
"Do we wanna clear this shit or don't we?!" Flynn snapped. More banshee shrieks sounded off behind them, growing closer. "As long as we're in this mess, they can still catch up!"
"Wildcard!" Ariel shouted, leaning over the front edge of the wagon. "Grab her and dive! Wait for us to pass—!"
Wildcard was already flying into Rainbow Dash. She was shivering—eyes rolling back—by the time he made contact. Whump! Hugging her tight, the Desperado coiled his wings and dropped like an anvil. Together, they both plunged towards the arid stone beyond the Curveside edge of the crater.
"Can you at least give us some lift, Flynn?!" Logan exclaimed.
"Yes I can—!" Flynn shouted: "Y'hnyrr H'jnor!"
The front half of the wagon tilted upwards as its runes fluctuated. The craft flew past the last of the boulders while simultaneously—
Swooooooooooosh!
—gliding just over the bodies of Wildcard and Rainbow Dash.
"Rnnnghhh... gnngh..." Rainbow clenched her teeth as two bloody spots formed along her forehead.
Wildcard panted and panted, holding Rainbow tight as the two sailed towards the dead earth below. Bodies were leaping—flailing—behind them, falling by the weight of their teeth and claws. Wildcard outflew the meat, spreading his wings at the last second. Two bodies streaked past him. Four. Then a fifth—
"Hressssh!"
—the falling beast tackled his backside hard.
"!!!" Wildcard jolted forward. The weight of the monster threw him sideways into a feathery corkscrew. Physics ripped Rainbow Dash from the Desperado's grip, and soon the two of them were falling in opposite directions.
"Mmmfnnngh!" Rainbow's eyes stopped changing color in time to grasp the horrible situation at hoof. She squeaked inwardly as the world flew up at her. She flapped her wings at the last second, but all it managed to do was make her topple over. So she spun with the motion, hoping against hope that by the time she struck the ground she would be incorporating enough momentum to safely—
WHUMP!
Rainbow Dash's Limit Break
"Hmmm... the leathery skin... the blue spidery veins... the exposed buttocks..."
Rainbow's eyes teared. Her ears flattened as her muzzle winced and grimaced visibly.
"The thin, wiery hairs that appear willy nilly... the four inch claws... hmmm..."
"...!" Rainbow's eyes popped open. Moist rubies reflecting a twilight sky.
She saw the floating array of rocks over the chaotic crater. They appeared dozens of meters away, looming high above and littered with pale corpses.
The voice resumed—levitating just a few naked feet away from her. "...I swear... they're just so dang familiar..."
"...?" Rainbow flung a look to her left.
Discord "knelt" in mid-air, gazing down at the twitching corpse of a chaos beast. "Yes..." He stroked his goatee thoughtfully. "...yes...I almost think I had one of these as a pet once upon a time. More than one, at least."
Rainbow blinked. Suddenly, the corpse thrashed wildly about, shrieking and clawing at the air. The mare gasped, flapping her wings—only to wince from a penetrating numbness running through her labored body.
"Ah! There it goes!" Discord grinned wide, teeth glinting in the starlight. He lifted up slightly, folding his forelimbs as he proudly watched the bleeding beast struggling to get up. "So persistent! Just what does it have to live for? Death? Well, that's all things, I suppose. But this one just doesn't give a flying—well, you know—about it."
Rainbow panted and panted. Her eyes flickered red-on-yellow, and she resorted to crab-walking backwards across the ground. Her joints ached—the insides and outsides threatening to mutate at any moment from the proximity to the beast.
Hissing, spitting up blood, the mangled thing heard the pony's wheezing breaths. It spun towards her, hissing through a crooked jaw. Its lower legs were useless, and a femur was sticking out of a grotesquely bent limb. Nevertheless, it crawled rapidly towards her, raking and scraping at the earth.
Rainbow crawled backwards away from it, but her pace was far less impressive. The scrambling creature inched closer and closer across the dull, lifeless rock.
"Yes... yes, I definitely would have enjoyed one of these suckers as a pet," Discord said. "At least they make for easier maintenance than gerbils! I mean—think of it—these little fellas will eat anything!"
Rainbow's ear twitched to the sound of banshee shrieks and metal impacts. She flung a brief look to her right and saw the glint of starlight against Bard's bo-staff. "Wildcard," she whimpered. Her vocal cords couldn't decide whether they belonged to a pegasus or a dragonequus, and she struggled to produce a loud enough cry to her friend. "Wildcard! Pl-Please..." Blood trickled from her forehead.
In the crimson flow of the mare's juices, the teeth of the creature glinted. It scrambled closer and closer, laws nipping at her lower fetlocks and tail-hairs.
"They only know how to go in one direction! Just like you, Sparky! Only... in pursuit of a jugular vein, not an alicorn's bright burning sky ball." Discord winked. "Come to think of it, you would make a nice pet too..."
"Celestia..." Rainbow wheezed. Her heart pounded in time with the crawling beast's shrieks. As she scooted backwards, she reached a hoof up—hairs growing and shedding between blinks. Her hoof grazed the lightning bolt of her pendant. "Come on..." She licked her lips, cutting her tongue slightly on a fresh fang or two. "...come on!"
"Hresssssh!" The beast rolled onto her.
"Aaaaaaaaahh—!" She fell back, and as she did so she rubbed the pendant in a concentric circle. A burst of harmonic energy emanated from withing before shooting outward like a ray of sunshine. FLASSSSSSSSSSH!
Cl-Clunk! The beast landed on her... ... ...and did not move.
"... ... ... ... ..." Rainbow Dash winced, forelimbs curling up as she lay helplessly under the stationary creature. As the pallid seconds rolled by, she squinted one eye open and then the other. She blinked at the beast pressed against her.
The monster was dead still... because it had turned to stone. All of it: from head to tail and the sinew in between. Every square inch of its skin and flesh had been reduced to dull gray rock. Even its beady pale eyes had been reduced to glazed chalk.
"Huh..." Discord gave a thumb's up as he slowly, vaporously disappeared. "...the money shot."
Almost perfectly, Twilight Sparkle formed in his place. Her muzzle was hanging agape.
"Rainbow Dash...?" Twilight murmured.
Fluttershy and Applejack floated in.
"Rainbow! Speak to us!"
"Are you alright, sugarcube?"
"I..." Rainbow panted and panted. Wincing, she found the strength to shove the inexplicable statue off of her and sit up. Her shivers were unavoidable as she reached up to clasp her pendant. "I think... I'm..."
"You can see and hear us again, Dashie?!" Pinkie remarked.
Biting her lip, the mare nodded.
"Must of been that there blast of harmony you just let loose!" Applejack said. "Whew! Who'd have known you coulda rendered that varmint to a lawn ornament, huh?"
"I didn't..." Rainbow winced. "I mean... while in the crater, I couldn't even think of—"
"Trolls," Twilight said.
The other marefriends gave her a double-take.
"I beg your pardon, darling?" Rarity remarked.
"Of course...!" Twilight's ears twitched as she looked excitedly at the others. "I know what we're dealing with now! They're trolls!"
"Trolls??" Fluttershy made a face.
"Wowie-zowie!" Pinkie gasped. "Are you so sure-rie?"
"I thought... trolls were a myth?" Applejack squinted. "And even if they weren't... ain't they ancient history? Like... pre-Equestrian?"
"You're right. But here... in a land of full chaos... it's a completely different story!" Twilight Sparkle looked at the others. "According to the written words of Clover the Clever, trolls can be defeated by pure sunlight! Even in the penumbra of the sun's glow, they'll instantly turn to stone!"
Fluttershy eyed Rainbow's pendant. "Or in this case..."
Rainbow heard more sounds of metal impacting. "!!!" Standing upright and regaining her strength, she spun towards the source of the sound. She saw a lone griffin exhaustedly fighting off three bipedal creatures. "Wildcard!" she shouted.
A pair of rattling goggles reflected her petite figure.
"Down!" She hollered, already rubbing her pendant. "Fall to the ground—!"
Without protesting, Wildcard immediately belly-flopped and flattened his body. His three combatants aimed their claws at their suddenly "surrendering" foe.
Gritting her teeth, Rainbow summoned a burst of harmonic energy and fired it in a lightning-bolt-shaped beam that swept over the immediate landscape.
The spotlight swept over all three beasts. Fl-Fl-Flasssh!!! The trolls immediately turned to stone. One of them even toppled over and—Crasssh!—shattered into a hundred pebbly bits.
"Whew!" Applejack whistled, wiping her brow with a smirk. "You and statues, sugarcube..."
"Oh goodness!" Rarity nevertheless winced. "Look at that blood! Is Wildcard okay?"
Fluttershy shuddered. "He's hurting, but he'll be okay so long as we get him to—"
"Rainbow!" Ariel flew in, grinding to a stop against the earth. Breathless, she reached over and grasped the mare's shoulders. "Are you okay?!"
"Simmer down..." Rainbow was still cradling her pendant. "I'm okay. More than that..." She gulped. "...I think I've discovered an edge over these freaks."
Ariel exhaled with relief. "I was so worried when you nearly came into contact with the wagon back there." She frowned. "Why didn't you and Wildcard fly higher?"
"We wanted to, but the situation went south." Rainbow shrugged. "Whatever. Fight scene's gonna fight."
Ariel motioned Curveside. "Flynn's stalled the wagon just a hundred meters away—"
"What for?!?" Rainbow barked. Banshee shrieks lit up from the crater. "They're not going to stop!"
"But I thought you said you found—"
"Won't matter when we're surrounded! Besides, I think my pendant's out of juice for the moment."
Ariel's muzzle twisted. "You're kidding, right?"
"Yeah!" Pinkie floated upside down. "Harmony's got a refractory period! Who'd a thunk it!"
"Never mind. We gotta keep moving." Rainbow turned towards Wildcard. "Wildcard, let's—"
Swisssssssssssh! An Emeraldian rapier flew in and skewered the neck of a stone troll.
CRACK!
Ariel and Rainbow winced.
The beast's head flew clean off, rattling to the floor alongside the rapier. Seconds later, a pale set of talons landed nearby.
"Oh..." Seraphimus exhaled in monotone. "...they're statues now." A charcoal blink. "How quaint."
Wildcard sighed.
Rainbow took a few steps. "Seraphimus, thanks for showing up so swiftly, but—"
"We gotta fly back!" Ariel exclaimed. "Back to the wagon!"
"Right." Seraphimus picked the rapier back up. "Of course we do."
"But it's an open plain!" Ariel exclaimed. She looked worriedly at Rainbow. "Where do we have to flee to?"
Rainbow squirmed in place, thinking hard.
"I... think there may be a simple solution, darling," Rarity said.
"Oh?" Rainbow looked at her. "What are you sensing?"
Before Rarity could explain—
—banshee shrieks lit the air.
The group turned to look towards the crater.
A wave of bounding creatures were already advancing on them.
"Incoming," Seraphimus declared.
"How can there possibly be more of them?!?" Ariel's voice cracked.
Without thinking, Rainbow galloped up to the decapitated troll skull and punted the stone thing into the charge. Three bodies fell hard to the ground from the impacting projectile—but the rest came rushing towards them, faster and faster, undaunted.
"Yyyyyyyeah..." Rainbow exhaled, flapping her wings. "Didn't think that would work." Fwoooosh! She shot Curveside with Seraphimus following closely behind. "You know the drill, children! Move move move—!"
"Come on, Wildcard!" Ariel helped a wincing griffin upwards as the two flew after the other two, ascending swiftly above the reach of the troll army. "Infinite retreat is infinite!"
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Rainbow Dash, Seraphimus, Ariel, and Wildcard ascended rapidly. From their lofty vantage point, they could look down and see the wave of pale monstrosities sweeping across the plain. The trolls rolled like a leprotic bedsheet towards the tiny glowing speck that was the Herald's hover wagon. Rainbow guessed that they would overwhelm the group—and their vehicle—within three minutes. Maybe two.
"Okay, Rarity." Rainbow Dash gulped, gazing down in mid-flight. "Where's your solution?"
"Feast your eyes Curveside, darling."
"For what?!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "You think we can somehow get to the Midnight Armory in the span of a fart and hunker down inside?!"
Frowning, Rarity gave Rainbow's skull a ghostly swat. After her hoof phased through, she pointed downward. "Cease with your facetiousness and look closer!"
"She's right, Rainbow!" Fluttershy exclaimed, pointing. "Look!"
Rainbow's eyes squinted. As her vision adjusted, she noticed a layer of shadows shifting before the rest of the darkness. "Hills?" Her ears twitched. "Mountains."
"I see them too!" Ariel spoke up, gliding closer to Rainbow. "Ah jeez... can we go around them?"
"That'll take too long," Rainbow said. "Those creatures will catch up before we scale them—"
"Rainbow, listen to me!" Rarity pointed. "Slightly to the right—towards Omega—there is a hollow entrance! Upon the Edgeside slope of the highest summit, about halfway to the peak!"
"... ... ...you mean a cave?!" Rainbow exclaimed.
Wildcard glanced over amidst his labored wingflaps.
"Your 'solution' to all of this is a friggin' cave?!" Rainbow's voice cracked harder.
"It's more than that, darling!" Rarity exclaimed. "I'm sensing a tunnel system! That mountain ridge is practically hollow!"
"Rares, where there's tunnels there's bound to be tunnel-makers." Rainbow frowned. "I know this from experience! First-hoof! And that's a hoof that I've nearly had bitten off more times than I can count on... m-my hooves!"
"It's either that or attempt to outrun these blasted cretins on open land, Rainbow!" Rarity glanced back down at the stampeding masses with a noticeable shiver. "The odds of that appear slimmer and slimmer."
"Rainbow, we only know for sure about one threat at the moment," Twilight Sparkle said. "Do you want your friends to be safe or what?"
"Rnnnnngh..." Rainbow's eyes rolled in the bitter winds. "Twilight, caves are bad news. I'm telling you—"
"It seems most fortuitous," Seraphimus said unemotionally. "Especially if your wyvern has the means for closing the entrance off to our pursuers."
"See?" Applejack pointed. "Even better!"
"For real...?" Rainbow blinked.
"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Ariel took another glance at the trolls, then back at Rainbow. "I'm on board for the cave idea!"
"To the Dash Cave!" Pinkie Pie hollered.
"Grnngh—Fine... FINE!" Rainbow Dash flailed her forelimbs. "But you'd better keep your ghost horn lit, Rarity. We're going to need a find a way out of that place eventually and that's on you!"
Rarity saluted as elegantly as she could manage. "I shan't let you down!"
"Better not get too close to the wagon, then," Rainbow muttered, ears drooping. "The chaos will blind you... and the rest of us."
"Oh dear..." Fluttershy quivered. "I hadn't even thought of that."
"Guess we'll just have to deal with it when the time comes," Rainbow said. She looked at those flying next to her. "We gotta get the wagon to that mountain!"
"Uhhhhhhhh..." Ariel squinted Curveside. "Which mountain?"
"About thirty degrees towards Omega!" Rarity said. "Tallest peak! Halfway up to the summit!"
"Thirty degrees towards Omega!" Rainbow repeated. "The tall mountain! About halfway up! There's a cave!"
Wildcard's goggles locked on a shadow silhouette. He gestured sideways in mid-flight.
"Does Wildcard see it?" Rainbow asked.
"Wildcard sees it!" Ariel stammered.
"Great!" Rainbow pointed at the wagon. "Go to Flynn and company and tell 'em what to do! I can't get close myself because of the chaos metals—"
"They must ascend a steep incline," Seraphimus declared. Her headcrest shifted. "Will they even make it to the enclosure in time?"
Ariel shook her head vigorously, her blue eyes reflecting the pale stampede. "Not looking like it!"
Seraphimus exhaled. "Then someone needs to distract the charging brutes." Swooooooooosh! She was already diving backwards, wings coiled. "I'll see about eviscerating a few in the process."
"Wait!" Rainbow reached a hoof out. She slowed slightly in her glide and gnashed her teeth. "Dang it, Sera...!"
Wildcard jolted to go after her, but Ariel yanked him in place. "Oh no you don't!" Ariel frowned. "You've done enough, buddy!"
For once, the wounded Desperado was aching too much to protest. His goggles nervously reflected Seraphimus' diving figure.
"Fuuuuuuuuuu..." Rainbow's ears folded back. "She's dead meat if she thinks she can distract all of those freaks on her own."
"Yeah." Ariel nodded. "And?"
"Not the time, girl." Rainbow pointed at the wagon. "Rendezvous with the rest of the Herald. Give them the instructions—AND get Kepler and Flynn to work on some lunar or chaos boom-boom to close the cave entrance once we're through!"
"Awwww crap..." Ariel clung to Wildcard, grimacing. "You're diving after her, aren't you?"
"I'm not just gonna ignore the fact that she's done so much to help us today!" Rainbow was already diving backwards. "There's never going to be a better opportunity to salvage what's left of her than right friggin' now! So go already!" Swoooooooooosh! "We'll join up! I promise!"
Ariel and Wildcard momentarily hovered in place, watching as Rainbow also became a speck against the pallid sea.
Wildcard's beak tightened, and he was shivering slightly.
"Just keep it together, buddy." Ariel held him tighter as she dove towards the wagon at breakneck speeds. "You're not going to lose any more friends today—old or new." Her brow furrowed. "Not if we can help it."
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh—!" Seraphimus raked her claws down into the ocean of bipedal beasts. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaugh!"
Sl-Sl-Sliiink! Strips of flesh ribboned in the air, flanked by sprays of black juices. The entire stampede shifted, stumbling around the island of collapsing corpses left in the wake of Seraphimus' attack. Within blinks, trolls were leaping high, swiping at her with massive claws.
"Httt!" Seraphimus juked to the left, then to the right. She kicked one beast away and met another's leap with a vicious talon punch straight into the gut. When she pulled her claws back out, they were dragging intestines. Kicking the beast away, she flung the dribbling viscera into a fresh wave of potential attackers, blinding them before they could flank her.
She flapped her wings harder, preparing to ascend...
...when a nimble beast climbed up the shoulders of its companion and leapt swiftly at her blind side. "Hresssssssh!"
Before Seraphimus could fully turn around—
FLASSSH!
—there was a brilliant strobe of ruby light. Seraphimus gasped into a shadow and spread her forelimbs out. Cl-Clump! She caught the statue of a troll frozen in mid-leap.
Panting, Rainbow Dash coasted downward with a hoof pressed to her pendant. "Even if you're being heroic right now, a death wish is a death wish... and most uncool."
"Hmmmm..." Seraphimus' beak tightened. "You had your spotlight back in Frostknife. Don't lecture me on making a scene."
"Can we not? Please?" Rainbow held her breath as she twirled to avoid a leaping troll, then a thrown chunk of earth. "Not during Operation Counter-Troll???"
"Very well..." Then, with a well-timed grunt, Seraphimus flung the full weight of the stone statue into a flanking group of attackers. THUDDD! Bodies sprawled and patches of ruby light billowed around her as she dove towards the sea again with a distracting growl. "...at least let me exercise my frustrations!"
"A bit late for that, ya think?" And Rainbow accelerated, exchanging dips and dives with her former foe. Together, they made the army of trolls stall and flounder to strike back at their two tender targets.
A Little More Time
"She wants us to go where?!" Flynn barked.
Logan's brow furrowed. "A cave?!"
Ariel slumped in the back of the wagon. "Yes," she exhaled breathily. "A cave." She helped a wincing, injured Wildcard sit carefully in the center. "Thanks to her friends, Rainbow told me where we can find it too."
"No offense, but..." Flynn jerked his head back and forth between Ariel and the direction he was aiming the wagon. "...right now, with a bunch of bloodthirsty freakjobs at our tail, a cave sounds like the absolute worst idea."
"She says there's a tunnel system!" Ariel exclaimed. She pointed at the tallest mountain forming a silhouette before them. "Up there! About halfway up! There's an entrance that leads to it!"
"What of ourr purrsuerrs?" Kepler asked.
"We can blow the entrance shut with enchanted runestones!"
"Can that work, Keps?" Logan asked.
"Ach..." The wyvern stroked his hairy chin thoughtfully. "We will have to get the carrriage quite a distance into the hollow of the mountain so that the chaotic aurra won't interrferre with the lunarr command. But—yes! I do believe it is a viable strrategy!"
"It's impulsive, stupid, and cowardly!" Flynn cackled. "We'll be dead meat if those things manage to get in there and find us!"
"Well, what would you rather us do?!" Ariel frowned, reaching into a supply cannister of bandages to treat Wildcard. "Cruise pointlessly in an open valley and wait for them to overrun us?! Rainbow and General Death Turkey are doing their best to buy us some time right now but even they can't pull their stunts off forever!"
"Uhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh..." Logan gave a nod towards the mountains. "I'm for the impulstive, stupid, and cowardly plan."
"Dammit Logan—" Flynn began.
"Baldy..." Logan waved a meaty fetlock at the unicorn. "When all of this is said and done, remind me to teach you the difference between nerd-smarts and get-away-with-your-balls-intact-smarts." He squinted. "Now are you gonna take us to the mountain, or do I have to get out and push?"
Flynn sighed long and hard. Nevertheless, he relented, tilting the vehicle slightly towards Omega in order to make for their new destination. "Sometimes—I swear—I've no friggin' clue how Rainbow Dash survived so long before she met the Herald."
"She didn't have bald-headed blowhards to make her think twice about every little dayum thing."
"I just want us to survive this shit! Is that such a crime?"
"We'll read the law books once we're in the cave. Shouldn't be hard. You've got a friggin' night-light stapled to your forehead."
"Can we stop with the bickering and move on with the cruising?!" Ariel snapped, bandaging Wildcard. "Goddess on a treadmill—you two need to get a room."
"Maybe we can carve one out the cave," Flynn muttered. The blunt end of an axe lightly bopped him on the head. "Ow!"
"Get a move on!" Logan growled.
Kepler, in the meantime, was already hard at work with his alchemical kit. "I shall prreparre an apprroprriate mix forr the inevitable explosion..."
As the vessel began its gradual grind uphill, Wildcard looked back towards Edgeside. The griffon clenched his beak tight as his goggles reflected two tiny figures streaking loopty-loops above a pale sea of surging bodies.
"Hresssssssh!" Row after row of enraged trolls leapt up at the two.
Seraphimus dodged with ease and even swiped down once or twice with her talons—Schiiiiiing!—removing digits and claws. As the black blood spray dissipated, even more creatures attempted to tackle the dipping targets.
Rainbow found it much harder to bait and evade their leaping forms—but that was probably because she was distracted. "Friggin'... death... scab frogs... swear to Luna..."
Discord fizzled into existence as two beasts leapt up, fazing through him. "'Scab frogs!'" He lifted a claw, grinning. "I think I'm going to steal that!"
The trolls descended on the downward arc of their dive, and Discord disappeared. Twilight Sparkle materialized in his place. "Don't forget, Rainbow!" she exclaimed. "You and Seraphimus can't do this forever!"
"Wow," Rainbow Dash droned sarcastically. "I'm so devastated."
Twilight pouted. "I'm only saying that you should pay attention to—"
"Fluttershy!" Rainbow looked over her shoulder. "How far up the mountain are our friends?"
"I... I can't tell..." Fluttershy whimpered, ears drooping.
"Why not?!?" Rainbow blinked hard. "Oh... dang it... the chaos stones—"
"Dashie—!" Pinkie yelped, pointing.
Discord appeared in her place. "He's at the twenty! The ten—!"
"Htttt!" Startled, Rainbow Dash flapped her wings hard and lifted—
"Hressssssssssssssssssssh!" A swiping beast flew towards her flank.
WHUMP! Seraphimus rammed into it, forcing it to fall back down and ragdoll into a sea of angry beasts.
"Aaaaaaaand—sacked!" Discord pumped a big foam lion's paw. "That was their last chance for redemption too—"
Seraphimus flew in a zig-zag, but she found the time to holler over her shoulder: "For a pony who wishes to survive, you're not doing a very good job at it!"
"At least you have the decency to call me a 'pony' now!" Rainbow retorted, sweating and frowning.
"Rainbow Dash!" Applejack could be heard hollering. She and her friends had rematerialized again. "We can see the wagon from here!"
"You can?"
"It's shining like a beacon in the night, darling!" Rarity added. "We shall keep an eye out for you!"
"We will tell you when they arrive at the cave—" Fluttershy said, her voice being drowned out by hisses.
"Hrnng!" Rainbow shook and juked to the side, narrowly missing pouncing figures. "Haaah!" She twirled, kicked a leaping troll in the forehead, and flew a little higher. She rejoined Seraphimus in circular orbit of the advancing front. "Bad news...!" She gulped. "Or good news—depending on how bloodthirtsy you are..."
"We need to give your companions more time?" Seraphimus said.
"Uh huh."
Seraphimus exhaled. "Why does that not surprise me?" She dove down extra low this time, raking faces into ribbons with her talons. "RAAAAAAAUGH!"
Sl-Sl-Sliiink!
Up Hill, Down Hill
"Ariel!" Logan barked, neck craning from where he perched in the center of the wagon. He squinted ahead at the dimly-lit summit of the mountain that they were scaling. "Any sign of the hole?!"
"Don't you mean the entrance?!" Ariel shouted back from where she scouted ahead.
"To Big Show, all holes are 'entrances,'" Flynn huffed, struggling to guide the craft.
"Just keep us farting forward and shut up, egghead," Logan grumbled.
"I haven't seen it yet!" Ariel exclaimed. She zig-zagged feverishly in the twilight, searching for the cave in question. "I'm looking everywhere!"
"Shit..." Flynn gnashed his teeth, sweating beneath a glowing horn. "What if we've got the wrong mountain?"
"Then we're butt-bucked seven ways to Sunday." Logan looked back at the writhing sea of trolls at the base of the mountain. "Still..." He shuddered. "Could be worse."
"Simply keep scaling the mountain, frriends!" Kepler exclaimed bombastically. With Wildcard's mute assistance, he pieced together six explosive charges and fitted them with lunar runes. "The Rrainbow One would not lead us astrray!" He shared ingredients with Wildcard and put the finishing touches on his tools. "We must do ourr parrt to prrovide us all with an escape!"
"Yeah, and then what?" Flynn huffed, glancing back with a forlorn expression. "That's the shitty part..."
"Come on! That's it!" Rainbow Dash hollered, dipping and ascending with greater and greater frequency. While the trollish attacks came faster and faster, she was finding an appropriate pattern for evading and distracting them. "We've got this, Sera! We've got this! Just a bit more—"
"Do not call me 'Sera!'" Seraphimus hissed, reaching down to slash a random creature's neck. She barreled through the ruby cloud and juked another claw-swipe. "I made a promise with Logan."
"Httt!" Rainbow narrowly dodged a pouncing troll, kicked off its back, and bounced off the head of another shrieking beast. "H-how come you get to call him 'Logan' but I don't get to call you 'Sera'?!"
"Because he didn't slay my Goddess in cold blood." Seraphimus grunted and kicked an incoming troll—knocking it back down into its companions.
"When are you going to get it through your feathery skull that I wasn't the one responsible for Verlaxion's passing?!" Rainbow had to fly under one leap or two and ascended rapidly to avoid multiple claw-strikes from the sea below. "I mean—heck—how could I have even murdered a Dragon Matriarch unless I had her assistance?"
"Your insistence on this 'Dragon' nonsense is yet another consequence of your blighted delusions."
"Oh for crying out—"
HRESSSSH!
"!!!" Rainbow had to fly backwards to avoid the latest leap. The troll skimmed her front chest and belly before ultimately nipping off a hair or two from her tail as it fell. The pegasus hovered slightly higher, catching her wheezing breath.
"Rainbow..." Twilight Sparkle floated beside her. "...while I'm all for you helping Seraphimus see the light and all—"
"She won't friggin' believe you!" Pinkie Pie hollered.
"Yeah, sugarcube!" Applejack nodded. "Besides... she's too dag-blame'd angry at the moment to bother."
"That..." Rainbow noticed the sporadic corpses of trolls littering the ground below them. "...is something I'm certainly not complaining about right now.
"If you're done talking to your psychotic alter egos..." Seraphimus pointed towards Omega... then Alpha. "...we have a developing situation."
Rainbow's ears rang with more banshee shrieks. She looked towards opposite horizons and grimaced to see more and more pale specks rushing in from the canyons and fissures of the arid landscape. The stampeding bodies merged into brand new infantries that rushed in from all sides.
"You've gotta be kidding me..."
"Something has awoken them," Seraphimus stated matter-of-factly. She ascended until she was hovering safely alongside Rainbow Dash above the surmounting sea of enemies. "I suspect they were dormant all around this area until something you did awoke them."
"Me?!" Rainbow grimaced. "Why me?!"
Seraphimus stared at her. "You do have a putrid habit for destabilizing a continent, do you not?"
Rainbow frowned. "Look, if I hadn't taken the blame for what happened back in Frostknife, your precious prefectures would still be infighting while windigoes breathed down their necks!"
"As if any argument you can make at this point would have any bearing," Seraphimus droned.
Rainbow Dash opened her muzzle to retort—
"She's right, Rainbow!" Rarity exclaimed. She pointed down and towards Curveside. "Look!"
"Hmmm?" Rainbow spun. Her eyes widened. "Crud!"
Several of the trolls had given up on their elusive targets and were—instead—scrambling up the steep hillside at breakneck speed. Claws and shins scraped against pure rock as they rushed towards the brightly-glowing location of the Herald and their wagon.
"They'll overtake them in seconds!" Fluttershy stammered.
"Not if we can help it!" Rainbow Dash flapped her wings. "Come on! We gotta hold them off before—"
Fwoooooooooosh! Seraphimus glided past her, diving down at the backsides of the runners. "Verlaxion's wrath shall drown you before the Spring Havens!" Her exclamation was punctuated by the spray of blood and pained banshee shrieks.
Rainbow winced.
"Well, at least she's useful in a pinch!" Pinkie said.
"Yeah..." Rainbow shuddered, flying swiftly to distract the flanking lines of trolls. "Now if only she could pinch herself awake."
"Where is it...?" Ariel panted and panted. Sw-Sw-Swooosh! She zipped all around, hyperventilating as she struggled to find the break in the rock. "Where is it? Where is it?!"
A shrill whistle.
"???" Ariel spun and looked down the hill.
Wildcard was standing tall in the back of the wagon. Wincing in spite of his wounds, he waved at her then pointed slightly towards the right with Bard's staff.
Ariel spun to look.
The dim glow of the stars above illuminated the faint outline of a round, circular cave entrance. Craggy rock and loose pebbles christened the entrance.
"Guys! Uh..." Ariel shifted in mid-air. "...I... uh... found it!" She gulped. "Yeah!"
"Excelsiorr!" Kepler cried out. "And my charrges arre prreparred!"
"No time for celebration!" Logan leapt out of the moving wagon and slid to a stop. "Flynn! Cut it! I'll push the damn thing in!"
"Right!" Flynn hollered into the air: "Y'hnyrr L'fynym!"
The chaos metal dimmed slightly and the vehicle coasted to a stop.
"Hah!" Flynn grinned and hopped off on the side opposite to Logan. "I'm starting to get the hang of it!"
Kepler blinked. "You have memorrized the opposite commands?"
"Eh... I'm winging it..."
"Well, leg it this time!" Logan grunted, grabbing his side of the floating wagon and shoving forward. "We gotta get this thing deep inside!"
"To give Rainbow room to enter without fainting!" Flynn nodded, telekinetically pushing his half of the craft. "Got it!"
"Quick, Keps! Wildcard!" Logan motioned with his head. "Place that shit on the cave entrance and prepare to blow it!"
"Wait!" Ariel touched down, trembling. "How will Rainbow know we're ready to rush in and seal it off?"
Wildcard gestured something.
"A signal???" Flynn spun around and aimed his horn into the sky. "Got it covered!" Holding his breath, the stallion summoned a basic illumination spell that fired a bright beam of blue light high into the air.
"What about the monsters?" Ariel asked.
Logan's eyes reflected dozens upon hundreds of bodies skittering swiftly uphill, closing in. "They've seen all they want to." His jaw tightened. "It's all up to Rainbow now."
"Hnnngh!" Rainbow dropkicked two trolls and shoved a few more off. "Rnnngh!"
"It's no use, sugarcube!" Applejack exclaimed, pointing at the countless bodies rushing up past them. "They ain't no longer interested in y'all!"
"They're going after the wagon!" Rarity shouted. "We've got to—"
"Look!" Pinkie hollered, pointing up at a bright beam of light.
"It's a unicorn light!" Twilight exclaimed. "Flynn's sending us a signal!"
"The cave entrance!" Fluttershy gasped. "Rainbow, they must be there!"
"Yes! Absolutely!" Rarity grinned. "I can even see the entrance—!"
"Then we gotta cut this off at the head." Rainbow said.
"How, Rainbow?!" Twilight's voice cracked.
"Watch me!" Rainbow flew up high, reaching a hand to her hoof. "Sera! Move uphill!"
"Just a moment!" Seraphimus's beak clattered as she kicked and slashed at a few straggling trolls. "I'm about to flank their central charge—"
"That was not a request!" Rainbow yelled. Her pendant pulsed as she summoned the mother of all harmonic bursts. "Now move!"
Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
Rainbow's pendant fired a steady stream of ruby energy. It sliced over the mountain-side in a crimson swath, briefly illuminating the lower hill in dim artificial daylight. Thousands of beady eyes blinked, momentarily blinded by the outburst.
Seraphimus jolted in surprise. She had to jerk sideways to avoid the blinding beam.
Rainbow's friends squinted and shaded their ghostly eyes.
The harmonic blast ripped through sporadic waves of hill-climbing trolls. They froze in mid lurch, turning to stone—some of them only half transforming, so that their fleshy limbs writhed under the weight of their petrified extremities.
When at last the beam had extinguished itself, Rainbow Dash let loose a wheezing breath. Her eyes flickered red-on-yellow, then back again.
She and her friends looked down to see that a curved line of troll statues lined the mountainside like a waterstain. The rest of the beasts' brethren struggled to scale past them.
"Wowie, Dashie!" Pinkie blinked. "That was neato—"
"Httt!" Not finished, Rainbow Dash flew up, flipped into a corkscrew dive, then buzzed the thin forest of statues with mere centimeters to spare. She flapped her wings at the peak of her downwards arc, producing a clap of thunderous air. POWWW!!!
Every single statue rolled backwards. Soon, a veritable avalanche of brittle troll-shaped rocks barreled down into the remaining army. It was the equivalent of tossing a hand-ful of pebbles into an ocean's surf, but it did manage to send bodies and skulls flying from the violent impact. For what it's worth, the insurmountable stamepede was delayed for a few seconds.
But it was a few seconds enough...
"Okay!" Rainbow hollered, doubling back and sailing uphill past Seraphimus. "Friggin' go!"
Seraphimus blinked, nodded, and flew swiftly after the petite pegasus. "Verily."
Exit Through Explosions Shop
"Ariel!" Logan's voice echoed from the depths of the cave.
The mare in question levitated at the mouth of the enclosure. She wrung her fetlocks, staring anxiously down the craggy slopes of the mountainside.
"Ariel!" Logan's voice rang once again. "Dammit, girl! Get your ass in here! Double-Yoo and I need your help shoving this damn wagon down the tunnel!"
"I-I just to make sure that Rainbow Dash gets here safely!" Ariel stammered.
Beside her, Flynn and Kepler were fitting the last of the runic charges to the entrance. The wyvern breathed over the lunar material, and the stones glowed a pale blue.
"Therre, brrotherr!" Kepler exclaimed. "Prrimed and rready!"
"Good!" Flynn slapped his backside and motioned into the dark of the tunnel. "Go join the others! Prepare another charge for halfway down the cave! Just in case!"
"On it—!" Kepler spread his wings and glided down the claustrophobic passage.
"You too, girl!" Flynn said to Ariel.
"Not until Rainbow's here!"
"She's gotta be inbound after that signal we casted! Don't worry!"
"But—"
"I'll keep a look out!" Flynn gave a brief albeit sweaty smile. "She'll get here. I'll make sure of it! Promise!"
Ariel gulped, her blue eyes still lingering on the twilight outside. "Okay..." A deep breath, and she turned tail with a flash of feathers. Swooooooooosh!
In her absence, Flynn stood alone at the mouth of the cave. He charged his horn, casting light on the mountainous rock bordering the edge of the entrance. "Okay..." He gritted his teeth, ears twitching from the sound of cacophonous banshee shrieks, growing closer and hungrier. "...now get your friggin' fruity ass here already..." The stallion fought the urge to tremble. "...getting down to the wire."
"We're getting down to the wire!" Twilight Sparkle said.
"It's okay!" Rainbow panted, flapping her wings as she swiftly ascended the mountain's edge. "Look!" She pointed at a patch of manalight. "I see the entrance!"
"Who is that?" Rarity squinted. "Flynn?"
"Fluttershy, can you tell if everypony's inside the cave?" Applejack asked.
"I-I can only sense Flynn!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "The others m-must be too close to the wagon!"
"Terrific..." Rainbow huffed, flying faster and faster towards her goal. "Guess we'll have to deal with that when the time comes—"
"Dashie!" Pinkie yelped, eyelids fluttering. She pointed at a pale shape leaping at her. "Look out!"
"Huh?" Rainbow spun—and caught a mouthful of troll. "Whoah!"
"Hressssssssh!" The beast pounced her flank suddenly. By a slim miracle, the slashing claws caught nothing but air above Rainbow's head. The mare ducked and balled her body up, ramming the thing in its belly. Whump! Shrieking, the troll fell, but not without reaching up and grabbing Rainbow by its tail.
"Aaaugh!" Rainbow slumped down, caught by the weight of the monster.
"Good heavens—!" Rarity yelped.
"Buck 'em, Rainbow!" Applejack shouted.
"Rrrrrghh—!!!" Rainbow kicked the troll in the face... then again and again. Whump! Whump! Whump!
At long last, the beast fell...
...only to reveal a half-dozen beasts charging up Rainbow's side. "Hresssssha!"
Rainbow reached for her pendant, but it was too late. The first of several beasts fell upon her—
Schliiiiiiiiink! Seraphimus came charging in, literally punching through the beast's head. Her talons punctured its neck, spilling black blood all down her body. Snarling, she swung the creature on her arm like a club and sent two more trolls sprawling downhill.
"Where d-did they come from?!?" Rainbow wheezed, grasping her tail.
"Mrnnghh!" Seraphimus parried another attack and flung a corpse down at another attacker. "I do not know, but I am not complaining."
"We're almost at the cave—"
"Go!" Seraphimus grunted, fending off another group of flankers. "I shall make quick business of these! Then I shall join you!"
"But—!"
"No arguing! Move!" Seraphimus then dove into the attackers, disassembling their charge. "Haaaaaugh!"
Rainbow rubbed her pendant. The ruby energy inside spark and fizzled, not fully conjured yet. Cursing under her breath, the petite pegasus flew up the rest of the hillside.
Flynn craned his neck. His teeth was starting to chatter, then—
Swooooooosh! Rainbow Dash appeared right in front of him.
"Gaaah!" The stallion hobbled back. His mechanical eye rotated in surprise. At last, he caught his breath. "Friggin' A... I thought you'd never make it..."
"Where are the others?"
"Inside. They're pushing the wagon deep—"
"Join them. Go."
"But—" Flynn clenched his teeth. "What...? I mean... why don't we just blow this thing and—?"
"Sera's still out there."
"For real?"
"Uh huh." Rainbow purched low at the cave entrance and stared out, eyes narrow. "She should be here any moment."
"Her and who else?"
Rainbow turned to frown at him. "Are the charges ready?"
"Uhhhhhh... yeah—"
"Run in. Put as much distance between yourself and the cave entrance as possible."
"But Rainbow Dash—"
"I'm going to close it!" Rainbow shouted. "It's the moonwhinny command for 'burst,' right?"
"Well, yeah, but if you just blew it now—"
"I will do it when I choose to." Rainbow clenched her jaws and glared out the cave. The air shook with shrieks as a sea of pale flesh washed up to the base of the mountain from all sides. There was no more sign of the arid stone earth beneath all the ravaging, stampeding bodies. "Now move it. Don't make me kick you down the tunnel like a hoofball."
Flynn huffed. He tossed a mane he didn't have, turned tail, and galloped off. "I swear... we're going to have to drag you to the Midnight Armory in a coffin..."
"Better fill it with cider," Rainbow muttered, holding her ground.
Twilight Sparkle floated in close. "Not... exactly a joking moment, Rainbow."
"When is it ever?" Rainbow gulped. She chanted under her breath: "Come on, Sera. Come on come on come on..."
"She ain't exactly makin' it easy on us," Applejack muttered.
"Daaa-aaa-aaa-aaashieeee!" Pinkie Pie shook in time with the ghastly tremors rolling through the mountain from the mass of creatures below. "They're reallllllly angryyyyyy—!"
"It's like a sea of emptiness washing up on all sides!" Twilight Sparkle winced. "I-I can't sense anything beyond the ring of primed lunar stones!"
"Dang it, Sera..." Rainbow's ears curved back. "...move your cattail already..."
"She... erm..." Rarity smiled nervously at the others. "She's tenacious! Surely sh-she could survive if—"
"Don't even suggest it!" Fluttershy said, frowning.
"I'm just saying, darling—"
"Fluttershy, do you seven sense her out there?" Twilight asked.
"It's..." Fluttershy gulped, trembling. "It's hard to say. There's just so much of them..."
The howls were deafening at this point. The tunnel had been reduced to a wind tunnel of high-pitched screams. Rainbow could scarcely keep her molars still inside her mouth.
"I know her survival means everythang to ya, sugarcube," Applejack said softly, hovering close. "But if her crazy heroics cost ya the rest of yer friends..."
"Please, Sera..." Rainbow's eyes clenched shut. Tears formed along the edges. "Don't prove her right. Don't let her win..."
The ghostly mares trembled in place. Their eyes reflected a wave of pale flesh and gleaming claws.
"They're here!" Rarity shrieked, curling back. "They're upon us!"
"It's now or never, Rainbow!" Twilight's voice cracked.
Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. With a knot in her throat, she gazed directly at the runic stones and opened her muzzle—
"Wait!" Fluttershy shrieked.
Pinkie twitched all over. "Incoming—!"
Swooooooooosh! A pale body glided in, stained in blood—both glowing and not.
"Mrmmmfff!" Seraphimus slammed into a chunk of rock and sprawled to the ground. She was scraped and cut in multiple places, and a dismembered troll arm clung to her tail. "Encountered a ch-challenge or two..."
"Now, Rainbow!" Twilight yelped. "Blow it! Blow it!"
Rainbow kicked backwards off the earth, just as a wall of razor-toothed grimaces lunged at her. "H'rhnum!!!"
Flasssssssssh!
P-POWWWWWWW!
The ring of lunar stones lit up at once. The resulting concussive blast went both ways, knocking trolls sky high while propelling Rainbow and Seraphimus deeper into the throat of the cave. There was a sliver of twilight—then all was swallowed up by collapsing rock and dirt. The ensuing blackness was accompanied by a thunderous roll of thunder. The roof cave in, rolling after the two ragdolling figures.
Seraphimus fell hard to the ground. Within a blink, Rainbow snatched her up by the waist and flew both of them forward. She used the griffon's luminescent wounds to light their way, zigzagging around stalagmites as a wave of debris hurled after them.
And just as the thunder ceased, so did their wingflaps. Their bodies rolled against a cold wall of stone...
...where they lay in darkness, awaiting the end of the tremors.
Try Not to Cave
Coughing.
Sputtering.
Wheezing breaths.
All was dark—until a unicorn horn shone a cone of pale blue light across the dilapidated domain. Even then, all was full of dust, soot, and ash.
Flynn covered his muzzle with a fetlock as he limped towards what remained of the cave entrance. He kept his natural eye closed while his mechanical lens rotated in and out, searching the full spectrum of available light.
"Grnnghh... mrmmfff... R-Rainbow Dash?" He coughed and hacked. Tears formed along one side of his face as he searched harder and harder through the dense ash. He had to lean left and right to shine his meager light around stalagctites and other random rock formations. "Rainbow Dash??? Kaff! Kaff! Guh... are... are you alive?"
Silence.
He stood limply in the middle of the cave with drooping ears.
"... ... ...am I alive?"
Just then, there was movement.
"!!!" Flynn spun about and aimed his light at the source.
A petite body stood up, shaking dust and debris loose from a prismatic mane. Soon she was helping up a limping griffin whose shallow cuts illuminated the rockfaces around them.
"Rainbow!" Flynn galloped over in a single breath. He leaned in, helping both souls up until they stood as evenly as possible. "Holy shit, girl! Do you always gotta make it a heart-stopper?"
"So long as I've g-got a heart..." Rainbow muttered, wincing. She let Seraphimus lean on her side as they hobbled into a more open spot of the cave. "Hooooooooo boyooooooooo..." She coughed and wheezed. "...are all tunnels on the Dark Side made out of asbestos?"
"Was it worth it?" Flynn asked. He leaned in closer to examine Seraphimus. "Did she make it in one piece?"
"Hrnnnghkkt..." She spat blood and cracked her joints beneath her neck feathers. "Cease your redundant prattling, heretic..."
Flynn sighed. "Eeeyup. Fillies and gentlecolts, we've got an ass parrot."
"Rainbow Dash?!" Ariel flew in. A beat later, and she was gasping wide. "Rainbow!" Swoooooooosh! A gray streak collided with the mare, hugging her tight. "You made it! You made it! You made it! Heeeheeheee!"
"Grnnngh... yeah..." Rainbow wheezed in the other pegasus' fetlocks. "Spttkt... h-how are the others...?"
"Oh! Uhm..." Blushing, Ariel leaned back and stood at attention. "I got Wildcard patched up. He's gonna be okay. Kepler's working on more rune stones and... uh..." She reached forward, dusting Rainbow's coat clean of ash with her feathers. "...we're... like... stuck in a cave."
"Not precisely." Rainbow was still fighting to catch her breath. "Rarity said something about a hollow tunnel system..."
"We must concern ourselves with the ceaseless tide," Seraphimus said.
"What's she talking about—?" Ariel began, but didn't finish.
With angry thuds, the sea of beasts directly outside punched and clawed and clamored at the collapsed entrance to the cave. Ariel shrieked, jumping up and hovering nervously in place. She and the others looked nervously at the fallen chunks of rock forming a fresh wall.
"They..." Rainbow grimaced. "...th-they can't possibly get through all of that, can they?"
Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes narrowed. "Even I refuse to believe that you're that stupid."
"Don't worry," Flynn said, gesturing. "I've got Keps working on a solution."
"Huh?"
Kepler scampered up, grasping several runes. "Look, brrotherr!"
"HA!" Flynn grinned wide, levitating the rocks. "Just in time!"
"You're gonna set another blast?" Rainbow asked.
"Absolutely." Flynn nodded, placing the freshly-primed rocks in evenly-spaced locations throughout that portion of the cave. "Can't risk them getting any closer."
"The thicker the better," Ariel said. She blinked. "Erm, you know what I mean—"
"Just move!" Rainbow exclaimed, already galloping. "Come on! We wanna distance ourselves as much as we can in case there's an extra big cave-in—"
"For once, a wise idea," Seraphimus said, hobbling after her and Rainbow.
Kepler lingered in the middle of the cave. "Do you need assistance with—?"
"No, I've got it. Head for the wagon!" Flynn said, already backtrotting. With a final touch of telekinesis, he tightened the explosives in place. Then—taking a deep breath—he shouted: "H'rhnum"
The runes flashed, illuminating Flynn's galloping figure. Behind him, the tunnel exploded yet again. POWWWWW! Chunks of rock fell in a cascade but stopped at a bend in the corridor. The resulting collapse put several meters of dense debris between them and the exterior of the mountain.
Seconds passed.
Minutes.
The Herald slumped in pure darkness, catching their breaths.
At long last, Flynn illuminated his horn. He took a count of everypony to make sure they were accounted for.
"Where's... Big Show... and Wildcard?" Rainbow stammered.
Ariel pointed down a winding corridor of rock. "Down that way. Minding the cart."
Rainbow looked to the side. "... ... ...let me guess. The wagon's not that far?"
"Couldn't be. Why?" Ariel blinked. "Are you feeling faint?"
Rainbow sighed. She watched Discord juggling his eyeballs and antlers while riding a ghostly unicycle. "Just a hunch..."
"Hmmm-hmmm-hmmm..." Discord hummed, then glanced sideways at Rainbow through hollow eye-sockets. "What?" He threw what he was juggling high into the air and tilted his head up towards the cave ceiling. "You expect me to be impressed by all that explosiveness? Let's face it, Sparky, you always survive your ordeals." P-P-Plonk! His antlers landed in his eyesockets and his eyeballs atop his scalp. "Whoops."
"Rnnngh..." Rainbow face-hoofed tiredly.
"Still..." The dragonequus grinned. Slamming a fist against his chest, he replaced his eyes with his antlers—Plop!—so he could squint at her. "...you should call me the day when your harmonic lucky streak finally ends. Because—boy oh boy—will that be a sight to behold."
Rainbow clenched her eyes shut.
"I wonder... can you even fill the big curve of Euro-Hungary with enough popcorn to nourish such a bloody matinee—?"
"Somepony tell me," Rainbow's voice growled, even catching Seraphimus by surprise. She opened her eyes, flickering red-on-yellow. "Where in the blue buck did those trolls come from?"
"Trolls?" Ariel blinked.
"Yes, Ariel. Trolls," Rainbow grumbled. "Worthless creatures with no reason to exist except to spread misery."
"Huh... you don't say..." Flynn brushed past Seraphimus, glaring sideways at her. "...must have been looking for a long-lost sibling."
"I'm sorry," Seraphimus droned. "Were you attempting to insult me?"
Kepler spoke before Flynn could retort. "Trrolls... how currious..." He took his spectacles off and used the leathery length of his wing to brush the ash off the lenses. "Ach! But of courrse! Ferral cousins to goblins! Arrcane gatekeeperrs of underrgrround trreasurre trroves!"
Rainbow spun around, squinting at the wyvern. "You've heard of them?"
"Myself? Nay..." He placed his glasses back on and shook his head. "But the Mountain Matrron taught me plenty. A bane of horrse-kind all acrross the hearrt of the Light Side. I suspect they have a historry even in Equestrria."
"According to Twilight, yeah." Rainbow nodded. "But... from the sound of things... they haven't shown their ugly mugs in our lifetime."
"That's because the chaos lorrds who conjurred them werre defeated ages ago by the alicorrns," Kepler said. "A solarr spell—invented by yourr matrriarrch, no doubt—made surre they turrned to stone at the slightest touch of sunlight. Eons since, they've been forrced to live in ruin far underrgrround wherre no otherr living things could venturre." He blinked thoughtfully. "Alas... on this parrt of the plane, they must flourrish... fully gifted with the demonic bloodlust that was bound to theirr essence once upon an unforrtunate time."
"So... they live here... and they're off the chain," Rainbow said.
"Prrecisely."
"Then... what got them all to pop out of the ground like demonic ground hogs and chase us like that?!?" Rainbow's voice cracked.
Ariel and Flynn exchanged glances.
"Isn't it obvious...?"
Both looked at Seraphimus.
The former Talon Commander glared at the group. "...you did something to attract them just now. The entire hoarde. Like moth to a flame."
"You... mean...?" Flynn began.
Seraphimus pointed down the length of the tunnel. "That damnable material that was responsible for the floating rocks. You've dabbled in pure chaos and now it's lit your caravan up like a hellish bonfire." She strolled icily across the dimly-lit corridor. "Is there a single thing your pathetic group has not done since the Edge to sabotage all that you pretend to believe in?"
"Look, lady!" Flynn frowned. "We had run out of magical options!"
"More like you ran out of patience and good sense..."
He growled. "Either we used that shiet to fly the Hell outta there or we ended up Dark Side food for the traps!"
"Trolls," Ariel muttered.
"Whatever!!!" Flynn barked. He pointed an angry hoof at the griffin. "And don't go preaching to us! The only reason you proved to be so useful is that you're just as hungry for gore as those mindless freaks out there!"
Just then, Logan marched into the chamber, dangling a lantern from his axe handle. "Yeesh. What are you squawking about this time, baldy? Did she insult your horn size?"
Seraphimus cut everyone else off: "It does not matter, for soon I will not have to endure any moronic discussion whatsoever." She swiveled to face the large stallion. "I have followed my end of the deal. Are you keeping true to your promise?"
Logan stared at her. His eyes darted across the chamber.
Rainbow Dash blinked.
Taking a deep breath, Logan spoke out the side of his muzzle. "I am. Go on ahead."
Seraphimus merely nodded. "Very well." She left with a flick of her tail, carrying her wounds into the deeper darkness. "You have my word that I won't take much to carry..."
"Carry?" Ariel blinked. "Carry what?"
"Big Show..." Rainbow marched through Discord's figure and approached the stallion with a furrowed brow. "...just what did you promise Seraphimus for all this?"
He looked at her. He took a deep breath...
Angels, Heard on High
"You said we'd let her go?!?" Ariel cackled.
As the mare's voice echoed across a grand cavern, Seraphimus went about her work undaunted. Utilizing chains, rope, and canvas material—she fashioned for herself a crude pack and salvaged a meager collection of supplies from the contents of the hoverwagon. There was deadpan grace to her actions, but also a purposeful swiftness. Her talons moved delicately, careful not to hoarde too much of the Herald's material.
Ariel was still waiting for an answer. She glared daggers at Big Show. She wasn't alone; Flynn was also gawking at the large stallion.
"Mrmmmfff..." Logan leaned against a stalagmite, keeping the wagon—and Seraphimus—constantly in his peripheral vision. "We were in a bind," he muttered. "Rainbow Dash's life was in danger. Also Wildcard's." He shifted the weight of his axe in the crook of his fetlock. "I couldn't be in two places at once. Even if I personally galloped out to meet that troll stampede head on, I'd only be a burden when making the run back to the wagon."
Flynn's bald brow furrowed. "So you thought it was okay to promise our most dogged enemy a ticket to freedom?!?"
"Well, it worked, didn't it?" Logan barked.
"Hell yeah, it worked!" Flynn nodded wildly. "Now she's won herself an opportunity to fly the coop—then come back around and ambush the Austraeoh from behind! Great going, genius!"
"I don't believe she will do that..." Logan said.
"You 'don't believe?!'" Flynn cracked a bitter grin. "Well, that just takes the cake! After all, it's totally cool to bank the entire Herald's fate on a feeling! Shit, why don't you go wish upon a star while you're at it, fat ass?!"
Logan snarled: "If she wanted to murder the Austraeoh, she's had her opportunity!" His teeth gnashed. "Twice!"
"Morre than once, we have allowed herr the frreedom to assist us," Kepler gently spoke up. "And on both occasions, she has not betrrayed ourr trrust, despite having shown herr multiple vulnerrabilities."
Flynn gave him a double-take. "You're taking Big Show's side in this mess?"
"A mess, my good frriend, has been avoided," Kepler said in a firm tone. "Thanks to the quick thinking of ourr companion Big Show—and the timely interrvention of the infamous grriffon of whom we speak. While we cannot forrget the trravesties she's committed in the past, we also cannot ignorre the fact that we owe herr ourr verry livelihood."
"But—Keps—honestly..." Flynn gestured dramatically. "With her free now, how are we to know—"
"Do you trruly think it has been chains keeping herr bound all this time?" Kepler's eyes narrowed behind his spectacles. "I have not been encumberred by the physical demands of the Darrk Side. Not in the same way as you, Wildcarrd, and the otherrs. I've had the good luxurry of sitting back and closely obserrving the cirrcumstances surrounding us. And I can say with full faith—as I am cerrtain Logan can as well—that ourr surrly companion has underrgone a drramatic change." His hairy brow furrowed. "If she wishes forr frreedom and to be rrid of us, then I suspect that she will make good use of it. Months ago—this would not be the same."
"But Kepler..." Flynn paced across the dimly-lit cavern between them. "...we have no assurance that she won't backstab us. No assurance whatsoever! None!" He turned to frown at the distant griffin rummaging through the cavern. "And to even give her some of our shit to take with her—"
"She's not taking much, baldy," Logan droned. "So calm your tits." He squinted at the unicorn. "It was part of the agreement."
"So farr, she seems to holding to that," Kepler remarked. "If you obserrve, you shall see she's prractically finished."
"I... I just can't believe we're going to let her go like this," Flynn stammered. "Does anyone remember the gondola?! Does anyone remember what happened to Axan?!?"
"I'm no idiot, Flynn," Logan said. "But I'm no sissy either. What are the odds any of us are going to see the Austraeoh to the Midnight Armory alive?" His nostrils fumed. "I wanna leave this mortal coil with my honor intact. What about you?"
"Dude... if we cared about honor..." Flynn narrowed his good eye at the large stallion. "...we'd never have ditched the Light Side to begin with. Not with all the crap that we've left stinkin' up the place."
Logan huffed. "Bard got his shit in order."
"You'll notice he's not alive anymore." Flynn clenched his jaw. "He paid his price. Are you nearly ready to pay yours?"
Logan was silent. He gazed forlornly in the direction of Seraphimus.
"My problem..." Ariel began.
Logan looked over at her.
"My problem is not with Seraphimus being set free..." She glared in Logan's direction. "...but rather the fact that you made such a huge important decision for all of us." She gulped. "Without asking Rainbow Dash."
"Baby girl," Logan rasped. "If I didn't make that decision, there would be no Rainbow Dash right now."
Ariel went silent. She trembled slightly.
Flynn stomped angrily around, glancing occasionally in Seraphimus' direction with a venomous expression.
Kepler scratched his hairy chin, sighing. Tiredly, he looked across the earthen chamber. "Wildcarrd... ourr good frriend... what is yourr assessment of this situation?"
This entire time, the Desperado had been perched on a stalagmite above the group—just a leap away from the former Talon Commander. Fresh bandages absorbed his glowing blood, and his feline tail flicked with quite contemplation. At long last, after stroking his beak with a metal talon, he hand-signed in the dim lanternlight.
The others "read" him, and it was Ariel who responded first.
"But Wildcard..." She paced across the way. "...there simply is no 'Commander you once knew.'" Her eyes narrowed. "Whoever that griffin was, she changed after Frostknife. What's left to store honor in all of that?"
Wildcard clenched his beak.
"There is room there," Logan declared. "I didn't once believe it, but Rainbow did." He stood up straight, lifting his axe in his hoof as well. "I was wrong for making the hasty decision for all of us... but if Rainbow was the one who made that decision instead of me... ... ...would we all still be bitching to each other about it right now?"
Silence.
Flynn folded his forelimbs and huffed. He avoided the large stallion's gaze.
"I believe we should allow herr to be frree," Kepler said. "Whetherr that means frreedom to help us... orr frreedom to leave us... that's up to herr."
Wildcard nodded in agreement.
Ariel looked at Flynn, then back at the rest. "I think you more than know where Flynn and I stand. Plus... all things considered..." She fidgeted, then murmured under her breath: "It isn't too late to get the jump on her and put her in chains again."
"Do you wish to be the firrst to leap, sisterr?" Kepler asked.
Wildcard winced.
Ariel remained locked in place. Her eyes darted nervously towards Seraphimus.
"Well... one thing's for damn sure..." Logan left that spot and trotted towards the furthest end of the cavern, to where a crook in the tunnels formed. "...only one pony gets the final word here. Only fitting I own up to her."
"Too late for that now..." Flynn looked bitterly over his shoulder. "Don't you think, fatso?"
Logan said nothing. He merely marched off.
Wildcard remained on his perch. He cast a cautious albeit melancholy glance in Seraphimus' direction.
The Straight and Narrow
"Hey..." Pinkie Pie blinked, glancing around the claustrophobic corridor. "...does anypony else hear music?"
"Not now, Pinkie," Twilight Sparkle chided, then turned towards their anchor. "Okay. Look. Bottom line..." She gestured with her hooves as she levitated before Rainbow Dash. "...yes she's proven helpful in a pinch. Yes she's the reason why you and Wildcard were able to get away from that stampede alive. But... even still... even if she flies off to the Midnight Armory and opens the doors to the Harmonic Prism with her bare claws..." The ghostly unicorn blinked. "...none of these amazing, glorious, hypothetically heroic things can change the fact that she tried to kill you!" Another blink. "Multiple times!" Yet another, heavy blink. "With psychopathic abandon!!!"
"It's a rather toxic track record," Rarity said. "It cannot be denied."
"Exactly!" Twilight nodded. "Seraphimus—the Commander of the Right Talon of Verlaxion—was hailed as a hero in Rohbredden! But she let that get to her head! And when it all collapsed in on itself—and took her family along with it—she lost any semblance of sanity! All ethical qualms went flying super hard out the window! You remember when she attacked us at the Edge of the World?! She didn't even care that the ambush on the Gondola would end her own life! She wanted nothing more than just to end you, Rainbow Dash! For weeks on end following our arrival on the Dark Side, she even ranted and raved about it!"
"And do you remember who established the domino effect to begin with?" Rarity asked. "Do you recall who set the stars in motion for this one griffin and this one griffin alone to have the mother of all vendettas against you?"
"Verlax!" Twilight Sparkle said. "That's who!"
"With countless centuries of preparation too!" Rarity added. "A most ironclad contract of malevolence and tragedy if there ever was one!"
Fluttershy drifted into the heart of the conversation. "Do you know who else had centuries of preparation in her villainy?" The usually meek pegasus frowned. "Nightmare Moon."
"Rnnnghhhh..." Rarity face-hoofed.
"Scoff if you must..." Fluttershy folded her forelimbs. "...but after festering for a thousand years—alone on the moon—what hope was there for Princess Luna to achieve any sort of cleansing of the soul? And yet..." She gestured dramatically. "...in the face of friendship and sisterly sincerity, she trotted away from her curse a free mare!"
"Fluttershy, darling, that... that was different!" Rarity exclaimed. "Nightmare Moon was cleansed by the Elements of Harmony!"
"Yes? And?" Fluttershy spread her forelimbs wide. "The Elements of Harmony are here as well! Rainbow Dash is simply the vessel by which we spread the virtues of Equestria! Why should it be any different for Seraphimus?"
"Seraphimus isn't just a case of being cursed by some magical possession," Twilight Sparkle said. "The power of friendship can't harness the elements and cleanse her like it did with Luna. The problem with Seraphimus is psychological. It lies deep in her psyche... built after an entire lifetime of deceit, manipulation, and betrayal by all the forces Verlax possessed long before Seraphimus was even born!"
"Quite true," Rarity said with a firm nod. "Fluttershy, dear, we appreciate your kindness and good will... but the fact of the matter is that Seraphimus isn't like any of the creatures we faced back in Equestria. She's troubled and complicated... and it's been her firm choice over the past few months to malign Rainbow Dash at every turn!"
"If she could choose to be evil before, why can't she choose to be good now?" Fluttershy shrugged. "I think everypony here is underestimating the power of Rainbow Dash's influence. Since she left Equestria, Rainbow's been the sole representative of harmony. The Elements flow through her! And awesomely so!" She sighed. "No, Rainbow hasn't been perfect... but I think Seraphimus is the kind of griffin to see that. And to respect it. I know that Seraphimus has been through a lot, but she's no fool. Opportunities have arisen recently where she could have eliminated Rainbow Dash, and yet she hasn't! Now she's wanting nothing but to be free from us. Well, I think we should try and convince her otherwise."
"To what end, darling?!" Rarity remarked, wincing.
"If she could improve herself to the point that she's willing to leave Rainbow Dash alone, then maybe she can improve even further and learn to help the Austraeoh! Just like the Herald!"
"Seraphimus join the Herald?!" Twilight Sparkle gasped.
"Is that really so hard to believe? After all, there was a time when Bard loathed to be in the same room as Rainbow Dash. But then he came around! And even Rainbow Dash herself came around! So did all of us at Red Barge!" Fluttershy clasped her hooves together. "One way or another—with grace and kindness—everypony can come around! I truly... honestly believe that."
"What makes you think Seraphimus has 'improved?'" Rarity wildly flung a hoof towards the cave walls. "She's still a dangerous, surly, unpredictable brute!"
"She helped us outside with those ghastly trolls—"
"All she helped was herself, Fluttershy!" Rarity shuddered. "Helped herself to a bloodbath of barbaric proportions. Brbrrbrbrrbrrrr..."
"Okay... okay... look." Twilight clasped her hooves together before her muzzle. She thought for a bit, then muttered aloud: "I'd bet all my books back home that the Herald are having the same argument about this as we are right now." A breath. "Whether or not it's morally wrong or right to allow Seraphimus freedom shouldn't be the core issue right now." An even deeper breath. "What is important is what this means for Rainbow Dash... and if Seraphimus can be trusted not to attack us once she's given free rein to... do whatever."
"Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy looked at their anchor. "What do you think about all this?"
The mare in question leaned against the wall. She flexed and unflexed her wings. After a lengthy pause, she sighed and glanced to the side. "AJ? Got any bits to spare?"
Rarity sighed. "I knew she was going to pass it along..."
Applejack cleared her throat. "Well, fact of the matter is, the decision's already been made. Now we're stuck with figurin' out whether or not we should betray the trust Seraphimus has put in us and lasso her up again."
"Yes..." Twilight Sparkle huffed. "...not exactly Big Show's shining moment."
"I beg to differ." Applejack glanced over, eyes piercing. "He made a decision based on the mutual trust he's built with the griffin over time. And... y'know what? In his place, I would have done the same thang."
"You don't know that..."
"I do know that!" Applejack's brow furrowed. "I ain't dense. I've seen the changes in the head hauncho of the Talon. I've sensed the storm surgin' all wild-like in her heart, and I know for a fact that Big Show's been a major factor in it. A lot of us might be mad at him—and rightly so—but he stuck his neck out for Rainbow and Wildcard when we needed it most, and that takes some true grit."
"Do you believe Seraphimus is willing to leave Rainbow Dash alone now, Applejack?" Fluttershy asked.
"If you ask me?" Applejack leaned back. "I'd put my money on it."
"But darling..." Rarity slowly shook her head. "The chaos! The metal stored up in the Herald's wagon! You can't possibly sense what's going on in the griffin's head now! Why—I can't even tell the shape of the nearest cavern, myself!"
"Dun make no difference," Applejack said with a firm expression. "The path in her gut has been wound up awfully tight, and—on more than one occasion recently—it's been sprung loose. She ain't the same homicidal fuss-budge-it she was when she done thrown herself on the Gondola."
"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie floated by. "Now she's just a homicidal fuss-budge-it that likes to rip and tear through trolls!" She made several gross, splattery sound effects. "Whoop! Whoop! Spaghetti time!"
Applejack sighed. "Yeah, well... no denyin' that there's a caged animal in that shell. But crazier thangs have been tamed."
"Mmmmhmmm." Fluttershy nodded with a smile.
"Applejack..." Twilight Sparkle sighed. "I know better than to doubt your good judgment. But... but I'm just afraid." Her ears folded. "There's so much at stake right now... so... so very much."
"How do we know that this won't come back to bite Rainbow Dash?!" Rarity asked.
"Reckon we don't." Applejack shrugged. "All I know is that Seraphimus is a legit changed griffin."
"Pffffft..." Pinkie drifted by again. "...what was your first clue?"
"Alright..." Applejack rolled her eyes. "Doubly changed griffin. Maybe even triply changed. Fact is—Big Show's confident enough in her to make a pledge, and—from the look of things—she's keeping to her end of it as well."
"That end being a most advantageous intervention with the trolls," Rarity said. "But that was then. What about now? What about the future?"
Applejack was silent.
Twilight and Pinkie looked at one another.
"Uhm..." Fluttershy floated towards Rainbow Dash. "...I know you're digesting all that we have to say, Rainbow Dash, but..." Her eyes darted. "Big Show's right behind you."
Rainbow exhaled. "I know." She looked casually over her shoulder. "What's the damage report?"
"That depends," Logan muttered, his deep voice echoing against the narrow cave walls. "You done with your girl-talk?"
"I'm never done with my girl-talk," Rainbow said. "And—believe me—I hope I never will be."
Logan nodded lazily. "If only all hauntings could be so heart-warming."
"Uh huh." Rainbow turned towards him. "Might as well spill it. How's it going in there?"
"Good thing the Dark Vigil's forest burnt down decades ago," Logan muttered. "If we had any wood on us, I would have been crucified ten times over in the last hour alone."
"That bad, huh?"
Logan raised an eyebrow. "You surprised?"
Rainbow shook her head. "No, not really."
"You... don't want to hammer the first nail?"
Rainbow... shook her head. "It worked out, didn't it?"
Logan sighed. "Just because things work out—"
"Come on, Big Show," Rainbow's voice cracked. "As if you're the first pony to make stupid decisions that happen to work." She gulped. "Awesomely."
"Is it so awesome?" Logan gulped. "I just promised freedom to your arch nemesis."
"If you're so friggin' remorseful over the decision, then why did you make it to begin with?"
Logan stared at her for a few blank moments. Finally: "Because I believed it was the right thing to do."
"You still do now, right?"
He didn't answer.
"I've seen some crazy-flank things since we arrived here on the Dark Side," Rainbow said, pacing by the stallion. "A giant death wyrm with meat-eating tentacles for body hair... a changeling that can frickin' explode... floating chaos turds... but the craziest?" He nudged the stallion in his chubby chest. "That's gotta be you of all ponies warming up to the griffin who nearly murdered all of us."
"She's a douchebag," Logan droned. "But a useful douchebag—when aimed at the right monster."
Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "Doesn't change the fact that you were ready and itching to chop her head off as soon as we rolled out of that Gondola. So what changed? You? Her? Both?"
"... ... ..."
"She... means a lot to you, doesn't she?"
"Don't even start," Logan grumbled.
Rainbow shrugged. "What's to finish?"
"... ... ..." Logan sighed. He stared off while leaning on his axe. "One way or another—we're all douchebags." He gulped. "I've done shitty things in the name of protecting Rohbredden citizenry... for the sake of maintaining the Herald... for protecting you."
Rainbow slowly nodded. "And Seraphimus is a smelly bag of crap... rolled up by Verlax... just to accomplish something 'for the Austraeoh' as well."
Logan slowly shrugged. "We... all stink the same in the end, I suppose."
Rainbow cocked her head to the side. "Maybe... just maybe... you finally understand why I held out hope for her... even when she was trying to murder all our faces."
Logan turned his head to look squarely at Rainbow.
Rainbow breathed. "Now she's been granted freedom to go wherever she wants."
"Yeah." Logan muttered. "I shouldn't have made that decision on my own."
"No. You shouldn't have. But awesome adventuring ponies rarely get to make smart decisions at smart times. Maybe the others are mad at you, but I'm not. The ponies... the souls I'm mad at for all this crud on my shoulders can't be bothered any longer." Rainbow's nostrils flared. "Lerris. The Quade. Frostknife." She blew out the side of her muzzle. "It all piles up and it smells. What matters is how much of it you can shake off your shoulders as you keep trotting that straight, narrow line to victory."
"Then..." Logan's eyes narrowed. "...you are willing to just let her go?"
"Pffft. Heck, no!" Rainbow shook her head and trotted down the corridor. "I want her to trot that straight and narrow line with me."
"You actually think you can go talk to her?"
"She made a pact with you to go peacefully, didn't she?"
"No, I mean..." Logan gestured. "The chaos shit. Won't it conk you out? Or at least force you to look Dickard-whatshisname in the face?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash hesitated briefly in mid-step. "Yeah... well..." She strolled along, tail flicking. "I'll work a way around it. Lots of tunnels in this mountain."
"Uh huh..." Logan stumbled after her. "If you say so."
"I swear, girls..." Pinkie floated after her anchor, flickering in and out of harmonic resonance. Her ghostly muzzle scrunched. "I'm hearing music. Is anypony else hearing music...?"
Planned from the Start
Seraphimus was putting the finishing touches on her pack, tightening one strap after another. She knelt before multiple branching corridors leading nebulously into the heart of the mountain. She breathed steadily, calm and deadpan.
Hoofsteps scraped against the rock floor of the chamber, coming to a scuffling stop.
Her headcrest lifted, but otherwise she barely flinched. The griffin spoke without looking towards the far end of the chamber. "After countless goddess-forsaken months, I am finally out of your mane. Isn't it enough to just let me go?"
"No..." Rainbow Dash fought dizziness. Rubbing her head, she leaned against a stalactite and squinted at the former Talon Commander. "It isn't."
"Hmmmfff..." Seraphimus examined the firmness of the makeshift straps. "Your selfishness knows no bounds. You simply must own everything."
"No." Rainbow took a breath, teetering slightly. "I simply must own up to everything. There's a difference." She gulped. "Don't tell me you don't understand this yourself..."
At last, Seraphimus looked at her. Her charcoal brown eyes narrowed. "You look ill. Did those dastardly monstrosities give you a concussion?"
With flickering eyes, Rainbow looked to her left.
Discord hovered in place, rippling in and out of existence. He pretended to be looking at an issue of Playchaos magazine. "Hmmmm?" He glanced over at his anchor, adjusting a pair of reading glasses on the hairy bridge of his nose. "Oh, don't mind me." A fang-glinting smile. "What could I possibly enjoy from this heartfelt conversation."
Sighing, Rainbow looked at Seraphimus again. "Just a bug I can't seem to lose." She gulped. "Why? Are you... actually concerned for me?"
Seraphimus merely snorted. She returned to examining her pack. "You'll find that I took only the barest necessities."
"The 'barest necessities' in a place like this would require a friggin' tank," Rainbow's voice cracked. "With a blood-thirsty moose at the helm."
"Poetically hyperbolic," Seraphimus dripped. "I simply meant to affirm that I did not take liberally from your supply."
"Again. Why do you care all of a sudden?"
Seraphimus actually growled: "Do not mince my own words. Can you at least appreciate the fact that I have garnered an ounce of my old professionalism?"
"Aaaaaaaand what's so professional about going out into that mess alone?" Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "It's frickin' suicide and you know it."
"It's your foolish crusade that's the suicide run," Seraphimus retorted. She glanced up at her with a hawkish eye. "And now, I am no longer part of it." She paused... then sat up straight with a lethargic breath. "Unless... you have come here to stop me by force."
Rainbow took a breath. "I've considered it." She stared past Seraphimus. "But Logan made a promise."
"You intend to maintain his honor?"
"It was an impulsive decision... but not entirely a bad one." Rainbow swallowed. "All I've wanted was for you to be sane... be whole... be happy. But this?" She shook her head. "This isn't exactly what I wanted. I feel that you're my responsibility, and if you go out there on your own—"
"We're still in the company of your comrades," Seraphimus said in a cool tone. "You possess greater numbers and could still attempt to overpower me—"
Rainbow gnashed her teeth. "Why's everything gotta be a tooth-and-nail headbutting scenario with you?!? Didn't you ever once have friends? Like... What were Keris? Starscream? Windfarter? The other guy?"
"My life as Commander of the Right Talon of Verlaxion was one fashioned for conflict... harnessed through combat." Seraphimus stood up, testing the weight of the pack. "I excelled at what I did... until I met you." She looked at Rainbow, squinting for emphasis. "You are the last creature whom I shall allow to lecture me on kinship."
"Well, you gotta admit," Discord spoke sideways, pivoting the "magazine" around in his claws. "She's a whole lot calmer about being a whole lot calmer." He gave the issue a shake, and an extra-long page rolled out. His red-and-yellow eyes bugged. "Yowsers!" He panted. "Look at them fractals!"
Rainbow looked at Seraphimus again. "And what about when your family was still alive? What did a life of violence mean to you then?"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus stood in silence. Without looking at the pegasus, she rolled the pack over her shoulder, slipping her forelimbs through the straps.
"I... wanted to restore the real you, Seraphimus," Rainbow Dash said. "Not the crazy state-sponsored wrecking machine, but the loving wife... the protective mother... the griffin who once enjoyed harmony and the warmth of others—"
"Warmth was not meant for me," Seraphimus said. She glanced over her shoulder, her headcrest tightening. "That was made abundantly clear very early in my life."
"You so sure about that?" Rainbow cocked her head to the side. "From where I'm looking, I'd say you've thawed quite a bit."
"I know a thing or two about imprisonment," Seraphimus remarked. "It psychologically constrains a soul... whittles her down to a vulnerable, pliable substance. And yet—I am quite lucid of what's happened to me over the past few months. I choose not to accept that I've surrendered to your incessantly pedantic dogma."
"Then what's happening to you, Seraphimus?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Care to tell me?"
The griffin breathed slowly, her features sagging slightly. "A righteous humbling," she eventually murmured. "To such a degree that I could never have predicted it. I was strong, once. Courageous. Untouchable. Then you came in—and carried with you all the forces of the Blight."
Rainbow Dash winced.
"I strove to accomplish my task as a defender of the Queen's land. But... it wasn't enough. Verlaxion had charged me with protecting her foals. Somewhere along the way... I lost my focus. I allowed doubt and anger to clear my mind. I went on wild tangents, attempting to incriminate the likes of Chandler when instead I should have stepped back and allowed the Goddess' clarity to baptize me... to show me the plan she had in the most unassuming of places. Because of my faltering, I opened her up for vulnerability. The death of Verlaxion... the collapse of Rohbredden... it is all my fault. And now I am here..." She tilted her head up, gazing at the dark confining walls of the tunnel. "...in a purgatorial deathscape so far removed from the Spring Havens that I wonder if I will ever find the spirits of my mate and child again."
"Seraphimus, what happened in Frostknife... to your 'Goddess...'" Rainbow Dash gulped, shaking her head. "It couldn't be avoided."
"Yes. I realize that now."
Rainbow blinked. "You do?"
"Mmmmm... it was her plan." Seraphimus looked up. "Her plan for me all along... so that I might find my true place in this universe. Stripped of all I've loved and fought for—I am as small as I ever will be. I am a child again... a hatchling in the shadow of her... banished from the sun and spring waters of her beloved, unified tribes. I must stop mourning the state that I've been reduced to... and instead seek the enlightenment that Verlaxion had long intended for me. It is my remaining purpose." Her hawkeyes narrowed. "It must be."
"Sera, girl, you suffered for her plan, alright," Rainbow Dash said. "But it's not what you think."
"I can't expect you to understand. It was never your role to learn. Nevertheless, you had a place in all of this as well," Seraphimus said. "There may never come a day when I won't hate or despise you... but I must acknowledge the fact that you were part of Verlaxion's plan to bring me here... just like the death of my family." She took a deep breath, steeling herself or: "And that is why it would make no difference anymore to kill you."
Rainbow bit her lip.
"Ehhhhhhhh..." Discord threw away the "magazine" and shrugged. "Good enough. If you ask me, Sparky, you should just roll with that."
Rainbow ignored him. "Then..." She took a few weak steps towards Seraphimus, fighting dizziness. "...the long hunt... is finally done?"
"I want nothing to do with you any more," Seraphimus said. "And—barring any ambush that you might orchestrate—I do not intend to ever see you again." She turned tail and marched down a random cave tunnel with her pack of things. "Let that be the last word exchanged between us... and may we die separately. At peace."
"Seraphimus—Sera!" Rainbow Dash reached out for her. Her eyes flickered red-on-yellow, and she clenched her teeth. "Goddess-friggin'-dang-it!" Tail flicking, she trotted briskly after her. "Wait! Just hold up!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the soap opera continues!" Discord mewled, stifling a yawn. "Where's a good organ when you need one?"
No Reformation For You
Rainbow Dash galloped briskly through the tunnel. She caught up with Seraphimus in very little time. As she distanced herself from the location of the Herald's wagon, the dizziness faded from her system. What's more, Discord vanished—giving way to a concerned gaggle of floating friends. They fidgeted nervously, watching over their anchor's shoulder as she slowed down and trotted directly behind the determinedly-marching griffin.
"Seraphimus..." Rainbow panted. "Where will you even go, now?"
"Away," Seraphimus grunted.
"Away?" Rainbow's blue muzzle scrunched. "Away from what? Me? The Herald? The Edge?"
"Pick 'all of the above,'" Seraphimus droned.
"Look, Sera. This is no joke."
"Don't call me 'Sera,'" she retorted. "And I've never been more serious about anything in my life."
"Hrmmm..." Rainbow managed a smirk. "Somehow I doubt that."
"Mgrnnnghhghlghhhhhh..." was the cat-bird's response.
"Really, though..." Rainbow Dash jumped ahead of her and trotted backwards, facing the former Talon Commander. "We've burnt all of the dang bridges that it took to get here." Her brow furrowed. "The Gondola at the world's edge is wrecked. Darkreach is stripped of most of its magical resources. We've got an army of trolls and a ravenous death wyrm hogging up the real estate between us and the Dark Side from whence we came. So... where is there left to go?"
"This night-shrouded places is evidently immense," Seraphimus remarked, brushing past the mare. She navigated a tunnel curving towards the right. "Plenty of places for someone to disappear."
"Seraphimus...!" Rainbow clenched her teeth, ears drooping. "I don't just want you to disappear!"
"Hrmmm... don't lie."
Rainbow frowned. "Sometimes I can't tell when you're being a psychopath or when you're just being a moping teenager."
Seraphimus' pace slowed slightly. "Your attempts at being saccharine are pathetic and embarrassing."
"What I'm trying to get at is that there's no future for you here in the Dark Side! There's no life to live! Yeah, you'll disappear. But you deserve more than that! We all do!"
"Allow me to guess..." Seraphimus raised an eyecrest. "...you would rather I accompany you into the jaws of suicidal oblivion?"
Rainbow sighed...
"How is your futile quest any more rewarding than what I intend to pursue?"
"Just what are you intending to pursue?"
"I've spent the last year of my life losing all that I ever once held dear," Seraphimus said. She gazed thoughtfully down the dark, winding cave. "It is obvious to me that Verlaxion wishes me to take hold of what's left in the center of my being. To find a new foundation and await for what insight her spirit has to enlighten me with."
"Uh huh..." Rainbow exhaled.
"It may take months... it may take years. But—against the canvas of this present darkness—I trust that she will reveal herself to me." Seraphimus' headcrest drooped. She had slowed her pace to a mere crawl at this point. "I will someway... somehow... find purpose in the emptiness my life has become."
Rainbow fought the urge to roll her eyes. She looked in Applejack's direction, and the ghostly farm mare could only shrug.
"What if..." Rainbow began. Gulping, she brushed past her friends and slowly approached the griffin yet again. "...what if Verlaxion simply has no more plans for you, Sera?"
"Don't call me—"
"What if you were meant to die at the world's edge," Rainbow murmured. "And not go any further? But now that you are alive—and outside the sphere of Verlaxion's influence—you are free to discover your own purpose in existence? Instead of just... finding some angsty hole in the blackest heart of darkness to waste away and wait for a flicker of inner candlelight... or such crap?"
With a scuffle of claws, Seraphimus turned around to face Rainbow directly. The pegasus couldn't help but flinch. Charcoal brown eyes coldly frosted the space between them, narrowing. "Very well, Rainbow Dash. Being the one who failed to murder me, perhaps you have the divine position of telling me just what my future is supposed to be."
Rainbow bit her lip.
Seraphimus breathed. "Well...?"
"I... I have a place to be," Rainbow murmured. "A goal to accomplish. The Harmonic Prism... it waits for me in the Midnight Armory. I... I must get that and bring it back to my homeland. That means..." She gulped, then spoke firmly: "That means working with the Herald to not only traverse the most extreme elements that the Dark Side has to throw at us, but to find a way back to the Light Side. I can't do this on my own, and the Herald can't do this without me. If... if you j-joined us..." She clenched her teeth, wincing as she struggled to get the words out. "...if you just followed along instead of throwing yourself into the abyss, then maybe we could find a way to get you back home as well—"
"Home to what?" Seraphimus' voice had a serrated edge to it. "To a land devoid of all I ever loved? To a nation of tribes forever haunted by the pandemic banshees of frost that you willingly unleashed upon them?!?"
Twilight and Rarity winced. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie exchanged glances.
Rainbow stood in silence... waiting.
At last—with a sigh—Seraphimus delivered: "You are a confusing, mad creature, Rainbow Dash. I find it absurd that you and your blighted posse have made it this far. Your determination—if nothing else—is ever so remotely admirable. It poisons me to say that, but it's true. This is a realm of chaos and absurdity. For those reasons alone, I greatly suspect that you will positively thrive here... and you may even in fact accomplish that goal which you seek. But... it... is... your... goal." She adjusted the weight of the pack on her shoulders. "My purpose vanished back in Frostknife. Now... I must go and discover a new one. I may not be the one who murdered my Goddess, but I still stand to be inspired by her spirit. That's not something I can ever expect you to understand. But—if it's true that you respect me—then you will respect my need to experience this... and you will let me go."
Rainbow took a firm breath. "Despite what I may have claimed to the Council back in Frostknife, I didn't commit murder back then. But I stand to be committing murder if I just let you leave." She leaned forward, wingtips fluttering. "Please reconsider, Seraphimus. I promise you... we will find a way to work things out. I may not have all the answers yet... but we can find them together. That's how you live... not just by moving—but by discovering. And depending on one another."
Seraphimus looked past Rainbow's figure. She nodded slightly. "Looks like you have enough to depend on as it is."
"... ... ...?" Rainbow looked behind.
A feathery figure loomed in the penumbra of a dim lantern. Despite his bandaged wounds, Wildcard stood tall and resolute. His goggles reflected his former commander's deadpan face from afar.
"I remember what it felt like to have Jordan's keen gaze at one's disposal at any given moment," Seraphimus droned. "Funny how even the most loyal of commitments can crumble under the pretense of tragedy." She looked straight at Rainbow. "You should make good use of his protection... at least before he decides to switch factions again."
Rainbow murmured, "I don't think he's just here to protect me."
Seraphimus blinked at that. "Yes... well..." She adjusted the weight of her pack, glancing coldly up the cave. "If he really wanted to protect me, he should have tried harder to kill me back at the World's Edge."
Rainbow winced.
Wildcard was still. Gazing.
"There is nothing left to say," Seraphimus muttered, turning around. She marched once again into the darkness. "I'll find more purpose walking circles in these caves than talking circles in them..."
Rarity drifted close to Rainbow's side. She whispered ghostly words into the mare's ears.
Rainbow sighed, closed her eyes, and eventually spoke up: "Follow the rightmost tunnel. Stick to it as it ascends, then follow the left branch after a pair of stalacmites."
Seraphimus froze in place.
Rainbow finished: "That should take you to the final corridor... a straight-a-way tunnel that'll lead you gradually to the Curveside exit of the mountain. There, you'll be in twilight again... and—barring the presence of trolls—you should be able to fly off in any direction that you wish."
Silence.
Seraphimus marched off without even thanking her. Rainbow watched as her glacial-white feathers dwindled beyond the bend, ultimately swallowed up by inky darkness.
Rainbow turned to look at her friends. All of them were silent. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie hung their heads.
The petite pegasus lingered in place for a while. After several quiet breaths, she turned around and shuffled limply back the way she came. There, Wildcard accompanied her. The Desperado followed closely behind, keeping a look-out as they gradually made their way towards the location of the Herald.
At one point—however—the wounded griffin paused. Gripping Bard's staff in a metal hand, he turned to look over his shoulder. He thought he heard something. It wasn't the scuffle of Seraphimus' talons, but—rather—something fainter. Quieter... almost melodic. Like violin strings in the darkness.
The sound vanished as soon as it began.
His headcrest relaxed. Straightening his goggles, he retracted Bard's staff and followed Rainbow Dash with a protective, outstretched wing.
Measure By Your Gains
After a few bends in the tunneled path back to the Herald, Wildcard realized something was wrong. He was only hearing his own footsteps.
The Desperado scuffled to a stop. He looked towards his side.
Rainbow Dash was gone.
"... ... ...!" He turned completely around.
There—several paces behind him—the petite pegasus lingered. Her head was downcast, and her wings were drooped at her side. Wildcard watched in silence as she slowly shuffled into a crook of rock, turned around three lazy times... and sat on folded hooves. There was a heaviness to her movement, and the weight inevitably tugged her down into a slumped position. She leaned forward until her chin lay across exhausted, criss-crossed forelimbs.
Wildcard said nothing. Slowly, quietly, he walked over to where she lay. He winced briefly from his still-fresh wounds, but soldiered through the pain. With nimble grace, the griffin squatted across from her. He gazed in her direction, patient, contemplative, protective.
Rainbow stared past him. Even as her ghostly friends closed in and nestled wordlessly around, she gazed into the dark contours of the cave... and exhaled.
All was quiet. A haunting hush as the melancholic friends rested peacefully in the stone navel of a forsaken world.
Minutes passed.
Ironically, it was Wildcard who chose to "break the silence." He reached up and gestured inquisitively with a flesh and metal talon. The phrase was simple enough for even Rainbow Dash to understand.
"Mmmmm... who knows?" she replied, muttering. "Am I ever 'okay?'"
Wildcard's beak tightened.
Twilight Sparkle gulped, then meekly stated: "You did all you could for her, Rainbow."
"Did I?" Rainbow rasped. She gazed up at the claustrophobic ceiling, looming like a grave. "Without meaning to, I helped destroy her life... her faith... her every reason for existing."
"Verlax wanted that grumpy varmint dead," Applejack grunted. "You pulled her out of that nasty fate and did yer best to show her the light."
"Yeah, and what fate does she have now?" Rainbow frowned. "It's a pretty lame light that you can just ignore and walk away from." She shook her head. "I should have shown her more."
"But, how, Dashie?" Pinkie Pie blinked. "When—even?"
"I dunno..." Rainbow sighed, resting her chin on her forelimbs again. Her nostrils flared, blowing limp air against the cold rock. "...it... it's just..." A gulp. "I know it sounds lame, but I would almost prefer it if she was dead."
Fluttershy gently chided. "Rainbow Dash..."
"Because then it would have been an ending," Rainbow Dash said. "I wouldn't be left wondering how badly I screwed things up. How much she's missing out on. How much..." She clenched her eyes shut, shook... then sighed. Her ears drooped back as she murmured, "Guess I'm spoiled. So often, I've had the luxury of either saving the day or saying good-bye. Even when I screw things up—like in the Quade—it's something I'm conscious of. A definitive ending. A sucky one, for sure, but still something concrete. I'm just... I'm just not used to having to abandon ponies outright."
"You gave her plenty of opportunities to change, darling."
"There'll always be opportunities, Rarity," Rainbow muttered. "That's what makes it all suck so bad." She swallowed a bitter lump and looked down the dark tunnel. "I had every opportunity to spare Discord when he was turned to stone... but look at the path I took. Verlax made it look like there was no choice in all the things that she made me do, but that didn't stop me from marching into her throneroom all the same. And..." She winced particularly hard at this point. "...and Imre..." The edges of her eyes moistened.
Twilight and the rest looked on in silence.
Sniffling, Rainbow Dash rubbed her cheek dry. "Grfff... what's the use in pretending?" A defeated sigh. "Moving in a straight line isn't as easy as it sounds. I just... I just gotta tell myself that it will all be for the best some day." She sniffled again. "That at some point... that line becomes a circle... and I-I'd best close it before I br-break it." A sigh, and she looked at Wildcard.
Wildcard looked back.
Rainbow fought tears. Nevertheless—with iron-wrought courage—she looked at him directly as she said, "I had hoped I wouldn't rob you of two friends in one lifetime, Wildcard..."
He raised his talons to "speak"... but then he lingered.
Rainbow gazed at her pitiable reflection in his goggles.
At last, his claws moved, clicking slightly as they spelled out: "Call me 'Jordan.'"
Rainbow Dash blinked.
The Desperado smirked gently, adding with a few finger-swipes in the air: "I only count days by friends gained."
Twilight Sparkle smiled.
Rainbow was holding her breath in. When she finally let it loose, her eyes released as well. Tears trickled down a dumb smile. "Okay..." She whimpered, rubbing her cheeks dry—a futile effort. "Uhm... I... I-I know it's gonna sound stupid, Jordan, but could I ask—?"
He was already crossing the distance between them. Rainbow realized just how much larger the Desperado was, for his hug was engulfing. She rested in his arms like a foal, and she found that the griffin's neck feathers were soft, warm, and perfect for muffling her sobs. She dwindled there, limp and quiet and thankful, and Wildcard weathered the minutes as they drifted by.
"Mmmmmff..." She squeaked, forelimbs kneading his bandaged shoulders. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Somehow... some way... I'll m-make this up to you. I'll make this up to all of you. I'll get us b-back home. I promise..."
He merely squeezed her shoulder, neither accepting nor rejecting.
The silence humbled her, and—perhaps for a brief second—she understood the power of his oath.
When Fluttershy spoke, it was an earth-shattering thing.
"Uhm... Rainbow Dash? I... I'm so very sorry to disturb you in this moment, but..."
"Mmmmf... it's okay..." Rainbow Dash leaned her head back. The last hiccup or two of her sobs had finally subsided. "It's okay, Fluttershy. What's... what's going on...?"
"It's... it's about Seraphimus."
"Yeah...?" Rainbow rubbed her eyes and blinked at the ghostly pegasus. "What about her?"
"She... uhm..." Fluttershy fidgeted nervously. "...she's no longer moving."
Stare Not Into Curveside
"Seraphimus is no longer moving?!?" Rainbow Dash's jaw hung open.
Fluttershy shook her head.
"Like..." Rainbow blinked, glanced at Wildcard, then looked back at her ghostly friend. "Is she friggin' dead?"
Fluttershy's brow furrowed.
Rainbow's ears twitched. "... ... ...knocked out cold?"
Wildcard's headcrest drooped with concern as he waited... listened...
"Heeeeeeeeeeya-Flutterssssssss...?" Pinkie Pie slid sideways in the ghostly air. "...kinda leaving us on the edge here..."
"I... I don't know what's going on with her!" Fluttershy gulped. "I mean, she's not dead..."
"So she's not dead," Rainbow droned.
Wildcard breathed with relief.
"She's fine. She's in good health. She's in full control of her faculties. Just..." Fluttershy sighed. "...she stopped moving completely."
Rainbow's ears drooped. She turned to look at Applejack.
Applejack gestured wildly. "Dun look at me, sugarcube."
"Too late," Rainbow grunted.
"I can't rightly tell what she's thinkin'. For all we know, the dang yahoo's layin' an egg!"
"Ewww!" Pinkie Pie blanched. "How do you make an omelette on the dark side?!?"
"Fluttershy, is she far away?" Twilight Sparkle asked. "Do you think she made it beyond the mountain?"
"I... don't think so," Fluttershy said. "I'd otherwise expect her to be flying by now... or else walking down the outside of it to end up below us. But that's not the case. She's stopped dead in her tracks."
Twilight looked over. "Rarity?"
"Well, if you think about it, darling, she hasn't been gone for very long."
"But there wasn't that much tunnel left!" Pinkie said.
"I have the sneaking suspicion that she's stopped at the cave exit," Rarity said. "Celestia-knows that's where I'd be if I was... reassessing my choices."
Twilight looked directly at her anchor. "Rainbow, this may actually be the final and last chance you'll have..."
Rainbow took a deep breath. "Right." She spread her wings. "Wildcard."
He nodded. Thw-Thwisssssh! Both went flying up the winding corridor. Rainbow led the way, lighting her path with the Element of Loyalty as she zig-zagged through the slowly ascending passages.
"There!" Rarity exclaimed, pointing with a pale hoof. "There's the exit!"
"I see it! I see it!" Pinkie squinted at a pale blue outline. "Wowie-zowie! The twilight's a lot brighter than I remember!"
"It... certainly is brighter," Twilight Sparkle murmured. Her eyes narrowed. "What in Equestria...?"
"Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash spoke firmly, making a swift beeline for the exit. "Where's Sera? Is she still there—?"
"Straight ahead of you, Rainbow," Fluttershy said. At this point she too was squinting. "Although... huh... what is she looking at—?"
"I see her!" Rainbow Dash exhaled with relief. "Sweet!" She threw a breath over her shoulder. "Jordan—"
Wildcard nodded. He reached a metal talon to his bandolier and cautiously gripped the collapsed bo-staff.
Rainbow Dash landed on the dusty stone behind Seraphimus. Catching her breaths, she trotted a few steps forward.
"Sera... so glad to see you're okay! I... I'm sorry for suddenly being here like this. It's just that—when my friends sensed that you had stopped moving, well..."
She shuffled until she stood side by side with the stone-still griffin.
"... ... ...you had me concerned, alright? I mean, there's no telling what you're going to walk into on the Dark Side. I know you'll probably wanna bite my head off for even saying it, but if you might possibly change your mind... even after going the lonely route—if you were to come back to us, I'll see to it that the Herald will accept you in open... arms..."
Rainbow's eyes narrowed. She realized that Seraphimus wasn't registering her in any fashion whatsoever. She wasn't even exhibiting her typical bitter attitude.
And—yet—the former Talon Commander was far from expressionless. In fact, her beaked face was awash in something that Rainbow Dash had never witnessed in her before: astonishment.
"Uhhhhhh... Sera?" Rainbow cocked her head aside. "You're... not even going to snap at me for calling you 'Sera?'" A dumb blink. She reached forward and waved her blue hoof in the griffin's face. "Yoohooo—"
Thap! Seraphimus reached up and grabbed Rainbow's fetlock in one fluid motion—but only to hold it in place. She continued staring forward, her beak slowly opening in awe.
"What the hay's gotten into you?" Rainbow rasped.
"Uhm... Rainbow Dash...?" Applejack wheezed.
"What?" Rainbow looked at her friends. She did a double-take.
All five ghostly mares had lined up like a silent firing squad... and they were all gawking at the Edgeside horizon just outside the mountain's exit. Rainbow Dash saw a pale blue light glinting off their eyes... the same luminescence that she was now seeing reflected off Seraphimus' usually dull charcoal brown gaze.
"For crying out loud, girls, what could be so—?" And then Rainbow turned. And Rainbow looked. And Rainbow's ears and feathers and tail drooped in one accord. "... ... ...Luna poop."
Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle nodded.
Fluttershy trembled while Rarity covered her muzzle.
Seraphimus blinked, eyes darting about, drinking in the reflective blue.
Rainbow Dash's breaths came in pitiful little wheezes. "What is..." She slowly shook her head, ruby eyes wide. "How, even...?" A gulp. "I... I don't understand..."
"Rainbow...?" Applejack was the first soul—ghostly or otherwise—to wrench her eyes off the sight. She looked nervously at her anchor. "...the others?"
Rainbow took a shuddering breath. "Yeah. Yeah, sure... sure." Clearing her throat, she spoke sideways. "Wildcard..."
No response.
By now, the Desperado was also staring... also paralyzed... also flabbergasted. A faint blue aura glinted off his goggles—
"Jordan!"
He jerked out of the moment and looked directly at Rainbow.
Rainbow stared back. "The Herald. Go fetch them. Like... right friggin' now."
He fidgeted, stealing a few more glimpses past the mare. He brought two talons up and signed: "The wagon?"
Rainbow looked at him as if he was born yesterday. "Leave it."
He nodded, turned tail, and—FWOOOOOOOSH!
And Rainbow...
...returned to staring Edgeside. She and Seraphimus remained frozen in place on the edge of the mountain.
"So... tell me, Miss-Tested-by-Verlaxion..." Rainbow's nostrils flared. "...ever witnessed anything as divine as this before?"
Seraphimus breathed... flexed her wings... and droned: "Do you ever... ever know when to shut up?"
"Well?"
The griffin shuddered. "No..." She slowly shook her head, feathercrests drooping. "No, I have not..."
Agonizing Suspension of Disbelief
"They have been gone forr an awfully long time," Kepler declared, rummaging through the glowing wagon's contents. He straightened several of the crates while simultaneously examining their rattled contents. "Surrely—unimpeded—Serraphimus would have made herr exit by now."
"Well, I guess it depends," Ariel said, tail flicking in concern as she paced by the nearest tunnel. She looked forlornly into the shadowed corridor. "Will Rainbow stop her?"
"If she's smart she will," Flynn muttered, leaning back and sharpening an Emeraldinian rapier.
"Lay off it, baldy," Logan muttered.
"Hah!" Flynn smirked bitterly across the chamber. "You're one to tell me to shut up! It's your fault she's free from her chains to begin with!"
"Then I guess it's my fault we're not troll food at the moment." Logan casually bit into a chunk of freshly-cooked meat. "Mrmmmff... you're welcome."
"Oh go soak your fat head, fatass!"
"That's a double 'fat.'" Logan gulped his food down and lethargically glanced at the bald unicorn. "Your insults are getting redundant."
"Stop treating this like it's some kind of a joke!" Flynn swung the sword into a nearby stalacmite. Clakkk! His mechanical eye angrily rotated in and out as he sneered: "It's our job to make sure the Austraeoh accomplishes her task while remaining alive! And your damned stupid impulsiveness could very well have cost us everything!"
"You don't know Seraphimus like I do," Logan muttered. Nevertheless, he avoided the stallion's gaze for the moment. "She's far past the need for bloodthirsty revenge—"
"No! You don't know that, Logan!" Flynn said firmly. "Time and time again that damned griffin has proven to be unpredictable as Hell! What—are we supposed to sacrifice everything we swore our lives to just because you've suddenly made yourself a Dark Side travel-buddy?!"
"It's not like that," Logan droned.
"Isn't it, though?"
"We're just..." Logan winced. "Seraphimus is just starting to come to grips with the reality of the situation—"
"Yeah! And that's why she's skipping off like an angsty teenager with nothing to prove!"
"Grnnngh..." Logan face-hoofed. "...egghead..."
"Don't 'egghead' me!" Flynn grunted. "You're starting to lose your priorities, Big Show!"
"Now just wait a damned—"
"If we were here to reform villains, we'd be making a epic quest to Equestria! Not the Midnight Armory, Goddess-damn-it!"
"Please..." Ariel rubbed her face with both hooves, moaning. "Can we please stop arguing..."
"Who's arguing?!" Logan shrugged. "I'm just sitting down to eat! Flynn over there is the crazy dog-in-heat trying to crucify me—"
"Yeah?!?" Ariel suddenly snapped, flying into Logan's face and snarling. "And you think he doesn't have a good reason to?!"
Logan leaned back, blinking in surprise. "Whoah, girl—"
"You made your decision without consulting Rainbow Dash! Without consulting the rest of us!" Ariel gnashed her teeth. "Did you even stop to consult your own good senses?!"
Logan gestured wildly. "How else were we gonna stave off the army of freaktards rushing up on our buttholes out there?! I did what made the most sense at the time—"
"No, you made a decision based on what was right in front of you without bothering to think twice!" Ariel exclaimed. "What gets me is that you didn't even try to come up with another option! What if we used the rune stones to blow up a trench in the army's path?! What if we used Kepler's magic bag of alchemic tricks to set the trolls on fire?! But noooooo! Let's release the angry vindictive psychopathic death chicken who's had a murder boner for Rainbow Dash from day one! That's totally the smart choice!"
"I wouldn't have done that if I didn't realize she had changed!" Logan growled.
"She's not the one who changed, Logan! You are!" Ariel frowned. "Since when did the bold and badass Big Show make grand decisions out of how he felt?"
"If I went with the way I felt..." Logan stood up in a blink, looming over Ariel. "...I wouldn't have come along with this flamin' shit circus to begin with! I have a daughter back in Rohbredden, Ariel! A baby foal! You think I felt fine with just leaving her to shiver under all them damned Windigoes?!"
"Logan, come on..." Flynn sighed, waving a hoof. "She didn't mean—"
"Damn your eyes, 'she didn't mean it!'" Logan huffed, eyes narrowing on the mare. "And who are you to lecture me about letting 'feelings' guide my actions, sweetcheeks? Not a day goes by when you don't reduce yourself to a brainless raincloud whenever the Austraeoh so much as farts in your direction—!"
"Dammit Big Show—" Ariel raised a hoof.
Swisssssh! Kepler glided to a stop between them. "Brrotherrs!" He held Ariel back with his scorpion tail and placed a wing against Logan's chest. "Frriends! Cease this adolescent prrattling at once—!"
"Did you hear what he said—?!" Ariel began.
"Can't keep her wings limp to save her soul—" Logan balked.
Suddenly, a ferocious lion's roar rumbled cacophonously through the cave. The air shook, and in the epicenter of the sabre-rattling vibration was Kepler's rabid face. His spectacles had shaken loose, revealing two frighteningly wide eyes in the center of a fiery flaring mane. "SILENCE!!!"
Ariel blinked, plopping to the ground and locking up.
Logan's ears folded back as his pupils shrunk to pinpricks.
From a distance, Flynn blinked. His knees were weak. "... ... ...whoah."
"Grffff..." Kepler exhaled, his limbs and shoulders going slack. Slowly—like a deflating tire—his mane went limp around his otherwise small frame. "Goddess above..." He rubbed the bridge of his nose. "...getting harrderr and harrderr to hold the innerr manticorre at bay." He took several deep breaths, brushed his mane straight, then placed his spectacles back into place with extraordinary care. At long last, he stood tall and proud, once again in possession of his calm and collective demeanor. "Do we not owe the Austrraeoh grreaterr rrespect than this? Did not the Mountain Matrron have a good and faithful rreason forr sacrrificing herr verry own life? Orr Axan, forr that matterr? Barrd? Rremna? Arriel's own motherr—may they all rrest in peace..."
Logan hung his head.
Ariel bit her lip and rubbed her shoulder and wings with a pensive hoof.
Flynn sighed, reaching a fetlock up to brush away bangs that weren't there.
"Big Show..." Kepler looked over. "...yourr frriends arre angrry at what you have done, not who you arre... even if they lack the arrticulate means of explaining that to you. And even if you feel disrrespected—and I underrstand why you would—you must not lowerr yourrself to a brrutish level by rrudely attacking anotherr one of us forr how she chooses to prrotect and cherrish the Austrraeoh." He turned to face Ariel. "Arriel... while therre may orr may not be a dangerr inherrent in Logan's decision, I see no rreason to attack his faculty to deal with prroblems logically. Afterr all, he has weatherred farr morre harrdships than the rrest of us and come out strrongerr and morre tenacious forr it." At last, he turned towards Flynn in the distance. "Flynn... yourr angerr is justified, and I would be lying if I said I did not feel the frrustrration too. But I was also therre when the trrolls attacked us and I cannot see how any otherr option would have saved us... aside frrom the brrash albeit forrtuitous decision that Logan made. Consistently berrating him is not goint to imprrove ourr situation whatsoeverr. We must instead choose to deal with what is ahead... and do so as a team."
"That's just the thing, Keps..." Flynn waved a hoof. "With Seraphimus on the loose, we can't see what lies ahead! Am... am I the only pony who's freaked out about this?"
"I'm freaked out about this," Ariel muttered.
"She is not going to turn on us now," Logan said. "Call it an emotional intuition if you like—but I just feel it in my gut. Besides..." He looked up. "If she wanted to axe Rainbow Dash, she's had the opportunity to do so on many occasions. Hell, she could even do so now!"
Flynn shook his head. "Not with Wildcard by her side."
"Well then—what rreason do we have at prresent to worrry?" Kepler shrugged, forming a hopeful smile. "The Rrainbow One is well prrotected in the Desperrado's carre! Unless Wildcarrd werre to rrandomly show up, pale and brreathless, then we needn't sweat, my frriends!"
Just then, Wildcrad randomly showed up, pale and breathless.
Kepler's scorpion tail went limp. "Buh?"
"Oh shit..." Ariel flapped her wings, teeth clenched. "She went berserk and attacked Rainbow, didn't she?"
Wildcard shook his head. He began to gesture—
"She's got Rainbow prisoner?!?" Flynn gasped.
The Desperado stifled a hissing sound. He tried gesturing again—
Schiiing! Logan stood up, axe held high. "They're being attacked by giant cave lizards!" Bonk! A bo-staff ricocheted off his head. "Ow! Asshole...!"
Kepler sighed. "Perrhaps I should have trried that earrlierr..."
"Just... just tell us what you need to tell us, dude," Flynn said.
Frowning, Wildcard finished signing his anxious announcement.
"Leave... leave the wagon...?" Ariel blinked. "Leave it for what?"
Wildcard motioned after him as he flew backwards up the tunnel.
"I... I don't get it!" Flynn's voice cracked. "What's outside?"
Wildcard gulped... then simply motioned again. He turned tail and flew up the corridor.
The remaining Heraldites exchanged glances.
"What... the hell is this all about...?" Flynn stammered.
"Ach!" Kepler was the first to glide after the griffin. "Therre is simply one way to find out! Let us prroceed!"
"I... got a very bad feeling about this," Ariel said, floating after.
"Hey Keps! Ariel!" Flynn galloped as well. "Wait up!"
"Rnnngh..." Logan rubbed his head, picked up Bard's bo-staff, and lurched up the rear of the group. "...one of these days—I swear—the stupid has got to wear off."
Minutes later...
...Logan caught up with the group.
"Okay... what's so big about this shit?"
There was no response.
Kepler, Ariel, and Flynn had joined Wildcard, Rainbow Dash, and Seraphimus in gawking Curveside. A blue glow glinted across their wide eyes.
"Hmmm? Hello?" Logan limped into the open exit. "What the Hell—?" He froze in place as well. His ears pricked above widely blinking eyes. "Oh. Uh... that's a thing."
Wildcard nodded, whistling limply into the air.
"Uhm..." Ariel's eyebrow twitched. "...what were we arguing about again?"
"Uhhhhhh..." Flynn wheezed. "...panties? I dunno..."
"My starrs and garrterrs..." Someone else said.
Don't Forget the Prestige
The mountains dropped.
And they gave way to a valley—more like an expanse—that was filled to the brim with towering spires. Row after row of gigantic, jutting structures sliced the sky for as far as the bent horizon could afford. What's more, each spire reflected a portion of the twilight above, contributing to a grand blue sheen that illuminated the expanse and glinted off of the Herald's gawking expressions. The reason for the structures' reflective nature was that they were covered all over with glass... and with windows.
They were artificial. It was a city.
Dead still, ghostly, and devoid of movement... but a metropolis none of the less. A city like nothing Rainbow Dash had ever seen before.
Her eyes slowly lowered, and she spotted bridges—elevated platforms—that hugged the midsections of the towers. Her gaze desenced further, and she spotted smaller buildings, geometric structures that were packed together, residential complexes, open courtyards overgrown with luminescent fungae, and countless winding streets that were littered with dormant structures and loose debris.
Rainbow glanced towards Alpha and Omega... and she still could not tell where the city ended... if it ended. For all she knew, it stretched across the dim continent like an urban belt. And yet—as she and the rest of her friends continued gazing—it was quieter than death. A pindrop would undoubtedly send thunder reverberating through the vacant downtown.
"Rarity..." Rainbow Dash finally murmured, making Ariel and Kepler jolt. She swallowed a lump down her throat and further whispered: "Is it... it actually—?"
"Yes, darling," Rarity exhaled. Her gorgeous eyes were locked on the static spectacle below. "Purely hoof-built."
"Built... by ponies?" Rainbow's voice cracked. "Or by what?"
There was no response.
"Rainbow Dash..." Twilight Sparkle began. "Do you remember the sketches we found in Darkreach? There were... spires beyond mountains..."
"Did they see this as well?" Rarity murmured. "Or are we the first to feast our eyes on it?"
Twilight looked at the other ghostly unicorn. "Just how far does it stretch, Rarity?"
She slowly shook her head. "I cannot tell..."
"Land's sakes..." Applejack murmured, hovering next to Pinkie Pie. "...this place could house millions... millions..." She grimaced. "M-my mind's got an empty apple core right now. What's bigger than a million?"
"A million million!" Pinkie squeaked.
Applejack nodded in agreement. She looked aside. "Fluttershy?"
"Do... do you detect anything?" Twilight murmured.
Fluttershy bit her lip.
Rainbow looked at her this time. "Flutters?"
"About... the same thing I witnessed back during our previous treks," Fluttershy said. "Some mushroom clusters... bioluminescent creatures... animals nestled here and there..."
"In other words..." Rarity trembled slightly. "The original denizens are all...?"
Fluttershy's ears drooped. "For how big this place is... I don't detect a single resident."
Silence.
"What... even is this place?" Twilight murmured. "How could it have been built on the Dark Side?"
Rainbow's muscles tensed. "Only one way to find out."
She kicked her legs... and flapped her wings. Seraphimus flinched slightly, awaking to the reality of the moment. She watched as Rainbow Dash gently glided out into the urban mess... with Wildcard and Ariel following close behind.
City In the Dark
The valley was filled by the city.
The valley was the city.
The closer Rainbow Dash flew over the towering spires, the more and more of them she saw stretching upwards from their indiscernible foundations. It was as though the dimness of the Dark Side was a dark gray fog and more and more building faces bled through the obsidian canvass, twinkling with their blue-tinted reflection of the stars overhead. The grand immensity of the metropolis was magnified—hauntingly so—by the sheer silence lingering throughout. In a way, Rainbow Dash felt like she was descending upon an exposed array of giant bones—discarded countless eons ago.
The lower she drifted in altitude, the more layers Rainbow saw of the urbanity below. The city had levels to it—multifaceted platforms that swam and wrapped around the giant smoothe skyscrapers. There was an ornate pattern to how the suspended courtyards and steel pathways clung to the vertical buildings. From a distance, the platforms resembled spring leaves and lily pads, wrapping around and spiraling both upwards and downwards to afford access to the multiple floors. The levels were designed with both elegant and practical purpose, so that maximum light from the heavens above could reach as far down into the vertical depth of the city as possible. Peering from above, Rainbow Dash counted no less then ten layers of suspended courtyards, roads, and walkways. Even at that point in her flight, she could not discover where the actual ground level began—if there was one.
Rainbow kept her flight slow and deliberate. Even though Fluttershy hadn't sensed any major life signs to be concerned with, she approached this inexplicable urbanscape with extreme caution. She wasn't alone; Ariel and Wildcard floated on either side of her. They were protective wingmates, strung halfway between guarding their leader and gawking stupidly at the spectacle below them... and soon to be all around them.
At last, Rainbow's descent braved the topmost layer of platforms. She could see her own reflection in the windows of the buildings, and she marveled at how shiny the glass and steel had remained after... after...
There was no telling just how long these structures had been here.
There was no telling anything about them.
The city was unlike anything Rainbow Dash had seen before. Even Blue Nova was a miniscule speck compared to the likes of this place. In terms of land acreage, Rainbow Dash figured that Silvadel's capital was probably larger, wider, and grander—but the buildings there were paltry compared to these architectural marvels, and none of Silvadel's buildings had truly remained intact.
But this place...
Rainbow Dash lowered even further. She hovered directly above a platform, and upon closer inspection she found that the suspended streets were full of debris. It was difficult to tell what she was looking at specifically: metal shrapnel? Concrete detritus? Organic residue?
No...
Even here—on the topmost layer and christened with twilight—there were no bones. No bodies. Not even a layer of ash to indicate the place's prior inhabitants. Rainbow Dash drifted past a series of concrete enclosures, and it was Ariel who suddenly signaled her... pointing at the rigidly-shaped basins.
Narrowing her vision, Rainbow Dash hovered above one of the enclosures. She discovered that the basins were filled with dark, dark sediment... some of them clumped together in crumbling patches.
Soil...
She and Wildcard looked at another platform, suspended opposite a space from where they were hovering. They saw more enclosures—some of which possessed rickety stalks of splintery, dead, carbon-based matter. Practically coal.
Wood... ...
Rainbow's lips pursed. She looked about the upmost level of the city—spotting more and more remnants of dirt and wooden debris scattered across the courtyards.
Gardens...
Horticulture... ...
... ... ...civilized harmony-with-nature, planted squarely in the shadow of the Dark Side.
And it was all dead.
Rainbow brushed her bangs back. Shuddering, she glanced at her marefriends. But Twilight and Applejack and the rest were dead silent... dumbstruck with awe.
There was a metallic tapping sound.
"!!!" Rainbow Dash and Ariel spun.
They saw Wildcard levitating above a collapsed metal structure in the middle of a platform. He was poking it with Bard's staff. His goggles flickered with twilight as he glanced at the two mares, then motioned them closer.
Rainbow Dash and Ariel approached the object. As they came close, they realized that the streamline chunk of metal had a purposeful shape to it... and multiple signs of mechanization. There were four outstretched pylons with hollow ends—like wheel-wells—and the inner chamber resembled a series of seats within the central compartment of a carriage. But—for the life of her—Rainbow Dash couldn't spot where a quadruped might hook itself up to the vehicle... or any sign of mana-powered leyline circuitry.
Wildcard whistled.
Ariel and Rainbow Dash looked at him... then past him. They craned their necks and ultimately discovered that several of the platforms, courtyards, and roads suspended alongside and below them were likewise littered with multiple mechanisms—just like that one—of various shapes, designs, and purposes. All were dormant. All were empty. All were abandoned.
The group shared a collectively anxious breath. They looked back at the mountainside where the rest of the Herald lingered. Wildcard hand-signaled from afar, and Flynn flickered his light back before trotting back into the tunnel along with Kepler to retrieve the wagon.
Seraphimus and Logan remained in place... two statuesque figures still locked—mesmerized—on the spectacle below.
Rainbow Dash took a breath, turned around, and dove even deeper into the phenomemon... until she was practically swimming in it.
Glimpses in the Dark
Rainbow Dash glided over a large, rectangular building that stretched noticeably lower than the other spires around it. She looked down in mid-flight... and she noticed that there was a translucent structure situated atop the flat rooftop.
Flying closer, Rainbow Dash realized that the structure was covered with countless panels of glass. Several of them had been broken over the decay and neglect of time, but many of the segments still reflected the twilight above with a shiny blue sheen.
She lowered herself until she was hovering just above the Curveside wall of the building. Peering in through the patchwork of shattered panels, she saw a gnotted and twisted array of wooden branches, vines, and trunks—all dead and sporadically plastered with luminescent fungae.
It was a greenhouse. Or at least—it once was. Whoever built this city had an ingrained concept of conservation...
...and it also meant that the Dark Side wasn't always dark.
Holding her breath, Rainbow Dash turned tail and flew on.
Ariel flew low over an elevated road. She looked left and right, observing as elegantly curved detours bent down and led to lower levels where more platforms and courtyards hung in the shadow of their upper siblings. She spotted more and more of the metal machines—most of them left abandoned and crooked to the angles of the suspended pathways.
As she flew under a higher platform, she had to slow her path. She saw a myriad of glinting lines directly in front of her. At first, this confused the Heraldite, until she realized that she was spotting the outlines of spider webs in the twilight. Safely gliding around the widely-stretching strands, she saw decades upon decades of dust and sediment clinging to the silk. It looked to her as though nothing living had been caught—or bothered to even nest in those webs in eons.
The wind howled, reaching a high pitch.
Ariel fought a wave of chills, then turned about. She saw a courtyard lingering under a patch of dim twilight. A structure rose in the center, surrounded by empty and dead gardens. The twilight glinted against the glossy monolith at an angle, and Ariel could have sworn she saw shapes... lines... symbols.
Brow furrowed, she flew closer to investigate.
The end of Bard's staff scraaaaaaaaaaaaped against a shiny metal surface... then came to a rattling stop against a narrow fissure.
Wildcard paused in place. He twisted his grip of the weapon, feeling the direction in which the immense crack was going. He cocked his feathery head to the side, studying the angle of the damage and where it led to.
On quiet talons, the Desperado marched the circumference of a suspended platform. It hugged an immense spire's side, towards Alpha. Wildcard stepped in and around chunks of fallen debris and abandoned machinery along the way.
At long last, he came to the Curveside edge of the spire. It was there that he heard an immense groaning sound.
He froze in place, gripping the staff tightly in a metal hand.
The groaning tapered off... rattled... then repeated. Wildcard swiftly determined that it was a structural sound. An unfathomably immense weight of metal was settling somewhere around him—but he couldn't tell if it was below or above.
Pivoting to his right, he suddenly made the discovery.
A huge portion of the spire's Curveside section had been ripped to shreds. A veritable crater had imploded into the skyscraper's side. How it didn't completely collapse from the structural damage, Wildcard couldn't guess. But he was too busy staring at the source of the hole in the building's form.
A large... thing had collapsed into it. It took Wildcard a while to ascertain just what the object was. But after observing a lengthy period of time in the twilight, he realized that it was another building.
Yet... a building that didn't quite belong to the rest of the city. It resembled a concrete rotunda—or perhaps a dome—with countless segmented support pillars. The rogue building's material was pale, smoothe, and carried with it an aesthetic of antiquity. At a glance, Wildcard might guess that it was constructed out of marble, and along the upper edge of the dome he thought he saw engraved edifices of winged ponies flocking about counter-clockwise.
The Desperado's beak tightened. He flexed his wing muscles... then took off to get a better look at the scene from a highter altitude.
The Wind That Returns
"The architecture is... is..." Rarity's muzzle scrunched as the ghostly unicorn struggled for the words to say.
"Lemme guess..." Pinkie Pie smiled sideways as she and the rest glided after their anchor. "'Fabulous?'"
"I'm trying to give an assessment of its construction," Rarity said. "But... I'm at a loss for words..."
"Is it like anything you've ever sensed before, Rarity?" Twilight Sparkle asked.
Rarity slowly shook her head. "This material is strong. Sturdy. I would almost say unbreakable."
"Yeah, but there are lots of cracked and broken bits!" Pinkie Pie said, pointing down at the multiple debris-strewn platforms. "Just look at all the glass!"
"Well, of course, Pinkie. But..." Rarity shuddered. "What I'm trying to say is that it's nothing at all like any of the structures I've witnessed since Rainbow Dash woke me back in the Nealand Atoll." She gazed at the tall spires and their glossy surfaces. "Whoever constructed this was exceptionally mastered. This material is very, very old... and yet it's withstood the test of time quite masterfully, if you ask me."
"In other words..." Twilight Sparkle's eyes narrowed. "...it wasn't built by anything dwelling on the Dark Side."
Rarity sighed. "I cannot for the life of me see how."
"Then what does that mean?" Fluttershy asked as they all floated alongside Rainbow Dash. "None of the ponies stuck here had a hoof in it? Not the Dark Vigil? Not the Emeraldinians? Not the changelings under Tchern's command?"
"Really?!" Pinkie Pie cackled. "Do you really honestly think a bunch of gooey bug ponies vomited this all up?!?"
"What about alicorns?" Applejack suggested. "Celestia's kind are purdy darn good at raisin' barns." She shuddered. "Big... harmonic... immortal barns..."
"I can't imagine how or why alicorns would have built this," Twilight said, gesturing at the endless rows of buildings and skyscrapers and interconnecting platforms. "For one, it's just too vast and... opulent for the likes of alicorns. No... this was meant for ponies to live in. A huge population of ponies."
"So?" Pinkie shrugged. "Maybe they just built it for ponies!"
"But Pinkie—you're forgetting!" Twilight exclaimed. "The alicorns could only light one side of the plane! They chose the side that Equestria eventually blossomed in. This half—this entire Dark Side—they had to abandon to darkness and chaos! The only exception is the Midnight Armory! They built that, but even then they didn't have enough numbers to stay there and guard the Harmonic Prism from the outside! They just had to trust that the magics inside the structure were sufficient enough to ward off evil elements. Also... if the alicorns somehow did build an ancient city over here, don't you think Whitemane would have told Rainbow Dash? Or Mortuana? Or Celestia and Luna for that matter?"
"It could have been a secret," Rarity suggested.
"Naw..." Applejack shook her head. "The alicorns ain't the lyin' type."
"Plus..." Fluttershy looked at Rarity. "...what would be the purpose of this place? Why even keep it secret?"
"Well, darling, is anything living here?"
Fluttershy sighed, eventually shaking her head. "Aside from random patches of wildlife, this place is completely devoid of any equine population whatsoever."
"You sure you ain't sensin' a chaotic absence of life?" Applejack suggested.
"No." Fluttershy stared at her. "I'm not."
Applejack bit her lip.
"Nothing's been here in ages," Rainbow Dash finally said. Her eyes traced the landscape below. "And I do mean ages." Her nostrils flared. "Not ponies. Not changelings. Not trolls..." She turned and looked behind her—towards Edgeside. She caught sight of Flynn and Kepler emerging from the mountain cave with the glowing, chaos-driven wagon. "...this place has been long forgotten. Somehow... I wouldn't be surprised if even the alicorns have no recollection of it."
"Then..." Rarity blinked thoughtfully. "...Rainbow Dash, you're suggesting that this place may be older than the alicorns' presence on this plane."
Rainbow bit her lip.
"Is that what you're suggesting, darling?"
Rainbow opened her muzzle to answer—but then nearly bumped into a feathered figure. "Guh!"
"Aaaaaaaaackies—Oh, it's just Wildcard." Pinkie Pie exhaled, smiling tiredly. "Seriously! Somepony should put a bell on him!"
"Jordan..." Rainbow Dash recovered her breath, hovering in place before the Desperado. "Found anything?"
He nodded, then gestured: "Look. Different building."
Rainbow raised an eyebrow. Wildcard flew sideways, and the petite pegasus joined him. Soon they were both levitating above the lopsided dome that had crashed into the broken skyscraper.
"See!" Pinkie Pie pointed. "It's totally not indestructable!"
"My goodness!" Rarity held a pair of hooves to her dainty muzzle. "Now that's alarming!"
Applejack looked aside. "You mean you didn't sense this before?"
"How c-could I?" Rarity gulped. "Both the skyscraper and this errant structure are built out of the same material!"
Rainbow glanced at Rarity upon hearing that.
"But... they look so very different," Fluttershy stated. "The building looks like metal and the dome looks like marble..."
"Look at those columns," Twilight Sparkle said, tapping her chin in thought. "The aesthetic..."
"Oh, most assuredly, darling." Rarity smiled. "It looks antique. Almost Pre-Celestial. Why—don't you remember the Hearth's Warming plays? Ha! If I didn't know better, I'd say the architecture was positively Pegasopolitan."
Rainbow's lips pursed. Her ears perked up. "... ... ...Stratopolitan."
Her friends looked at her.
"Rainbow...?" Twilight exhaled.
Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "I've seen this sort of architecture before."
Wildcard cocked his head to the side.
Rainbow Dash flew closer to the lopsided dome. She approached the upper circumference, where multiple etchings of winged equines were frozen forever in mid-flight. The mare ran her blue hoof along the feathery motifs.
"This... this is a building that belongs to Stratopolis... a Sentinel..."
"A Senti—what?" Pinkie Pie remarked.
Applejack squinted. "Are ya talkin' about that crazy floatin' sky city that you and yer Jury friends fought your way through?"
"Twilight..." Rainbow glanced aside. "...do you remember when I told you about Stratopolis?"
"Of course I do. It sounded absolutely frightening."
"Chrysalis had taken it over," Rainbow said. "It was her place of operation... her nursery for hatching her changeling army, hidden in a neverending snow flurry." Her brow furrowed as she stared at the engravings up close. "But it didn't always belong to her. Stratopolis was ancient—as old as the plane and maybe even older. The ancient pegasi controlled it, and at some point... they unleashed something horribad. It killed them all off and it nearly killed us."
Fluttershy stepped in. "Didn't it cross paths with Commander Hurricane?"
"Yes." Rainbow nodded. "It did. And Hurricane—who was almost the Austraeoh herself—gave her life along with a bunch of brave Pegasopolitans to move the dang thing out of Equestrian airspace. A few of Hurricane's soldiers survived, and they crash-landed a piece of Stratopolis in Alafreo to the east. That's how Durandana came to be."
"But..." Pinkie Pie's brow furrowed. "...where does this 'Sentinel' thing come in to play?"
"That's what Queen Chrysalis called Stratopolis," Rainbow Dash explained. "Razzar as well." She flew backwards, gazing at the dome at large. "From what I eventually learned, they were satellite structures—a floating collection of buildings that could go anywhere and monitor the various pieces of Urohringr."
"Some protection!" Pinkie Pie cackled. "Looks like the ancient pegasi messed up big time!"
"Well, that much is obvious, Pinkie," Applejack said. "Ain't they responsible for the Sunderin'?"
Rainbow Dash didn't respond to that. She was too busy staring—mesmerized—at the out-of-place structure. "Did... did Stratopolis fly by here?" She rubbed her head in thought. "But... how? When? It... it had to have been so very long ago..."
"Seems a bit of a stretch," Fluttershy said.
Rainbow flashed her a look. "Huh?"
"You're thinking that Stratopolis flew here?" Fluttershy remarked. "And yet somehow ended up floating about at random along the Light Side?"
"Fluttershy's onto something," Twilight Sparkle declared. "The solution has to be a lot simpler, Rainbow Dash."
Rainbow Dash fell silent. Pondering.
"There's..." Pinkie's eyes crossed. "...more than one Sentinel?"
Twilight Sparkle nodded. "It would make sense. Something as big as Urohringr? To be properly monitored, the structure would need multiple satellite structures."
"Do ya remember ever hearin' about more than one of 'em, Sugarcube?" Applejack asked.
"Now that you mention it, I kinda do..." Rainbow shuddered. "But... that's just mind-blowin'." She gulped, looking at the dome with a paler expression. "Another Stratopolis? Floating around and causing more havoc?"
"Maybe it's not as dire a situation as the one you encountered Chrysalis' forces in," Twilight suggested.
"I don't know, Twi..." Rainbow fought shivers. "...the ancient pegasi messed up in a lot of ways. The Sundering is just the tip of the iceberg. You don't wanna know what was inside that thing."
Twilight gulped. "I think you told me plenty."
Silence.
Rainbow Dash's ears drooped. She looked aside and noticed Wildcard gawking at her. "Oh... uh..." She smiled nervously. "Hey, Jordan. Sorry, I... uh..." A sigh. "... ... ...you listen to any of that?"
He nodded. A hand-sign: "Everything."
"Uh huh." She winced. "Any thoughts?"
The Desperado swiftly gestured something Rainbow didn't yet understand.
"Huh?" she squinted.
Pinkie Pie murmured, "I think he's taking a metaphoric poopie."
Applejack cleared her throat. "She ain't wrong."
Before Rainbow Dash could comment—
"Pssst!" Ariel hissed from a distance. "Rainbow Dash! Double-yoo! Over here! I've got something to show you!"
Rainbow exchanged glances with Wildcard.
The Desperado nodded. He flew off in a swift glide and Rainbow followed shortly behind.
"This should be good," Rainbow muttered, giving the broken buildings behind her one last forlorn look.
You Are Located Here
Flynn, Logan, and Kepler were full of wide eyes. They had found a narrow gap between the mountain's cliffs and the furthest Edgeside platform of the abandoned city, and they had utilized the chaotic energy of the scoured metals to glide the wagon onto one of the elevated roads. Now they were slowly cruising through the upper heart of the vacant metropolis, making their way towards where the rest of the group had gathered.
As they glided along, they saw the figures of Rainbow, Ariel, and Wildcard flying overhead.
Kepler adjusted his spectacles. He gazed at them, then continued gawking at the rest of the urban surroundings.
Flynn mouthed curse words of amazement as his mechanical eye rotated in and out.
Logan was silent... contemplative... cautious. His gaze lingered more on their distant friends than anything else. He stared at a silver figure in particular...
Swooooooooosh! Ariel landed first. She turned to face the companions she had summoned there.
"Okay..." She stood in the middle of an elevated bridge, catching her breath. "...so I was flying around, and I found this." She pointed at a tall structure standing up in the middle of the courtyard behind her. A monolith. "If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a marker of some sort. Perhaps for giving directions."
"Yeah...?" Rainbow Dash flew down along with Wildcard. "...well, if that was the case, it'd have to have a bunch of writing on it."
"It does," Ariel said with a slight smirk. She stepped sideways, gesturing. "Feast your eyes."
Wildcard looked at Rainbow.
Rainbow's eyes narrowed. Slowly, she glided forward and hovered evenly with the tall black structure.
Sure enough, there were white etchings in the obsidian surface of the monolith. They were too small to be read at a distance. Rainbow guessed that they were designed purposefully to be read up close, and—judging from the writing's elevated distance from the floor below—they were meant to be read by beings who could fly... like she was right now.
Wildcard and Ariel crowded behind Rainbow, craning their necks to see the writing as well. Twilight, Applejack, and the others had to phase through the Heraldites to get close enough.
Rainbow's eyes darted left and right, studying each character and etching carefully. Her lips pursed, weathering swift, fervent breaths.
"Well, Rainbow?" Rarity looked aside. "Any thoughts?"
"See anything you recognize, Rainbow?" Fluttershy asked.
"This..." Rainbow's ears twitched. "...this looks very familiar..." Her tail flicked. "I mean... I don't understand any of it. But the... the alphabet that's being used... the characters—" Her voice went silent as her eyes locked on something.
"What?" Pinkie leaned in closer, phasing through Rainbow's own face. "What is it? Whaaaaaat?"
Twilight gently shoved Pinkie away so Rainbow could no longer be blinded. "Rainbow Dash...?"
"This... this one tiny thingy right here..." Rainbow pointed at what resembled a blossoming flower with vibrant petals. "...this is one half of 'Eljunbyro.'"
Twilight's eyes widened. "You sure about that?!"
"Wait..." Ariel exchanged glances with Wildcard. "...did she say 'Eljunbyro?'"
"But it's not. It's just... using the same character..." Rainbow thought aloud. "The same language..."
Wildcard cocked his head aside.
"And..." Rainbow pointed at a round symbol with other circles inside. "...this looks a bit like 'Ynanhluutr.' Only... the stuff inside the big circle are different." She gulped. "Must be a different word..."
"Is this the same language the Xonans used?" Ariel asked.
Rainbow gulped. "Yes." She flew back a bit, shuddering slightly. "It is."
Wildcard gestured something.
Ariel nodded. "Yep. They sure did love using circles."
"Uh huh..." Rainbow sighed. "Lots and lots of circles..."
"There's a super big one up there," Ariel said, pointing towards the top of the monolith. "Like... bigger than all the rest. I figured it was the most important."
"Huh?" Rainbow Dash looked up at the top of the structure. She immediately did a double-take, her eyes widening. "Holy crap!"
Wildcard and Ariel flinched.
"What?!" Fluttershy clung to Rarity. "What is it—?!"
"Fluttershy!" Rarity whimpered. "Calm down—!"
Fwoooosh! Rainbow Dash flew straight up to the large symbol, gawking at it. "No... friggin'... way..."
"What is it, sugarcube?" Applejack asked. "What's gotten you so spooked?!"
Rainbow's eyes twitched as they followed segmented circles within circles, replete with thick dots occupying each empty space. "This... this is 'Urohringr.'" A gulp. "Straight up. It's friggin' Urohringr."
"You sure about that?" Pinkie asked.
"Sure as I am alive and ticking." Rainbow fought numbness as she continued to gawk at the hauntingly familiar emblem. "It's the same thing I saw guarding the inner chamber of Stratopolis... that showed up constantly in the texts that Pilate scavenged. And... and I'm pretty sure I even saw it deep down in the—" She stopped in mid-sentence. Pensively, she raised her hoof and pressed it against the monolith, making physical contact.
Nothing happened.
"Whewwwwwwwwww..." Rainbow Dash released her hoof and swiped her brow dry. "Not sure my friggin' heart can handle much more today..."
"So, let me get this straight..." Ariel flew closer to Rainbow Dash. "This structure... this city is bearing the same ancient language and symbols that you saw back in Xona? And Stratopolis?" She blinked. "... ... ...even the Machine World?"
"Yes. It's the same. All of it." Rainbow Dash flew back, studying the monolith at a glance. "This entire city. It's..." She froze in mid-speech. She stole a glance at Wildcard and Ariel, then gazed over at her ghostly companions. "Twilight... girls... what if..." Her ears twitched as she gazed up at the stars. "...this is where they lived?"
"Where who lived?" Rarity asked.
"The ancient pegasi. The builders of Urohringr. Those who lived before the Sundering... maybe even those who caused it..." Rainbow took a deep breath. "This was their city. This is where they went about their daily lives. This is where they thrived... and where they eventually lost everything."
Twilight and the others were dumstruck.
Wildcard and Ariel looked nervously about the levels upon levels of empty urbanscape.
"Think about it..." Rainbow Dash murmured. "...if this place was built out of the same stuff that made the Sentinels... that made the mechanical intestines of Urohringr itself... then it's no wonder it's survived so long. And here? On the Dark Side? Devoid of the natural elements that characterize the Light Side? That would otherwise have blanketed or obscured or eroded it into nothingness? This... this is an ancient city frozen forever in time. A pre-prehistoric place. Like... we may totally be the first living souls to have stumbled upon this place in forever."
"Or... or maybe not..." Twilight looked up at Rainbow Dash. "Chief Engineer Ranort. The Emeraldinians? Maybe they were here too?"
Rainbow looked around. "This place is so friggin' huge. I don't see how they would have left a mark."
"I wonder if they would have even understood all of this," Rarity remarked. "They didn't possess the same knowledge that the Austraeoh has gathered."
"Rainbow Dash..." Fluttershy looked at their anchor. "...what if you were meant to discover this place?"
Silence.
"One thing's for certain..." Rainbow gazed at the monolith again. "...this is the absolute closest I've been to the ancient pegasi and their civilization." She gulped. "Not even Stratopolis is a drop in the bucket now..."
Open Up Your Eyes
"Rremarrkable..." Kepler stood on Logan's shoulders, running a claw over the pale etchings against the surface of the black monolith. His spectacled eyes reflected a sea of ancient characters. "Absolutely... positively rremarrkable..."
Logan looked over at Rainbow Dash. "So you're certain you've seen all this shit before?"
"Not all of it, Big Show," Rainbow Dash said, pacing in mid-air. "But definitely most of it." She waved a hoof at the immensity surrounding them on all sides. "The architecture... the technology... the symbols..."
"And you think whoever made this city also made the Machine World?"
"I... I don't know..." Rainbow gulped. "But it's all looking the same. Right down to the durable metals and long-lasting building material. I honestly... legitimately think that this city's as old as the heart of Urohringr."
"If you're right..." Logan peered up at the skyscrapers surrounding them. "...then this place is older than every civilization on the Light Side."
Rainbow nodded. "Uh huh..."
"Older than Rohbredden... older than Equestria... older than the Divines... older than the—"
"Remember..." Rainbow pointed. "...the alicorns arrived here from far out there... originating in the Harmonic Plains." She took a deep breath. "Which is older—the alicorns or Urohringr? I'd say the jury's out on that."
"Would you be surprised if you ended up finding out that the alicorns were pubescent punks in comparison to this place?"
Rainbow Dash sighed with a slight shudder. "Not much surprises me anymore, Big Show..."
"Here's the golden question," Logan muttered, gazing all around the suspended platform. "We've got a giant-ass city abandoned for eons. Just... who in the Hell actually lived here?"
"Is it not obvious?" Kepler hopped off Logan's flank and glided to the metal street. "None otherr than the Angels themselves!" He stood in place, curling his scorpion tail. "The verry souls upon which the essence of the Herrald was orriginally founded... countless generrations ago."
"A... lot has happened since then and now," Rainbow remarked.
"Not herre, it hasn't! Herre we stand within the shadow of an absolute rrelic!" Kepler dramatically gestured with his wings. "To think this is wherre the Angels—the ancient pegasi—actually lived and brreathed and went about theirr daily business! Long beforre chaos and darrkness overrtook this landscape! Long beforre Divines and Alicorrns sought to maintain orrderr in a plane tossed adrrift in space!" He exhaled. "Long beforre therre was everr a Sunderring, this place must have thrrived! Bustling and humming with life!"
"Couldn't have been very harmonic life," Logan said.
"What makes you say that, brrotherr?"
Logan shrugged. "Well, what the Hell got them to split the ring up to begin with?"
Rainbow bit her lip. Before she could say anything—
"Hey, guys..." Flynn trotted up, levitating several tools alongside him. "Uhm..." A gulp. "Holy shit."
"Well, that's a nifty report," Logan droned.
"Any luck, frriend?" Kepler craned his hairy neck. "What have you discoverred from the dorrmant vehicles?"
"I... I've no words," Flynn exhaled.
"Humor us," Logan said.
"Well..." Flynn's mechanical eye rotated as he gazed off across the platform. "...I've no friggin' clue what once powered the stuff up. I mean... there simply is no manacircuitry to be seen in any of the machines. Nothing that would house circulating leylines in the way that we traditionally understand them."
"Maybe they didn't run on mana?" Logan remarked.
"I thought of that," Flynn said. "So I looked for steamworks... electrical conduits... even combustion chambers." He shook his head. "I still can't figure it out."
"Did you actually see what was inside all those things?" Logan asked.
"Essentially... a porous metal core," Flynn said. "But... there were no moving parts. No sign of a filtration system. Just... dead, seemingly useless metal. I mean... maybe they resonated with something once upon a time. But—if so—then... it's quite simply a source of energy I've never seen or read about before."
"So..." Logan scratched his stubbled chin. "...nothing we can power up ourselves."
"Ha!" Flynn grinned wide. "Ha ha ha ha ha! Heheheh... ahem..." He gulped and smiled nervously aside at Rainbow Dash. "S-sorry..."
Rainbow shrugged. "Don't mention it."
"Uhhhhhhh..." Flynn slapped errantly at the metal street below. "Trying to power up any of the shit lying around this place would be like a worker ant attempting to wrap its head around alicorn magic. It's just... far too beyond me." He gulped. "Far too beyond any of us."
"Can you tell what the function of the machines werre?" Kepler asked.
"Oh—automotion," Flynn said. "Most definitely transportation. Movement. Heavy freight. But that's just scratching the surface of it." He pointed at the multiple platforms lingering all around them. "The architecture of this place is something out of a goddess-damned miracle. If we built this stuff? As in we mortal ponies of modern day?" He grimaced. "That shit would be falling apart within a decade. But whoever built this stuff knew something we don't. How this stuff is still standing in spite of the sheer weight is unfathomable. I might be able to learn more, but..." A sigh. "...I'd have to take a look inside some of the buildings to find out more, and even then I'm not so sure I'd be lucky enough to figure it out."
"Admit it," Logan muttered through a smirked. "You've got a total brain boner right now."
Flynn fidgeted. "Maybe..."
"Well, I wouldn't mind snooping around the innards of this place some," Rainbow Dash said. She gestured. "I already sent Ariel and Wildcard to the lower levels to have a look-see."
"Do you think..." Logan's brow furrowed. "...there could be a Machine Layer beneath all of this?"
"Ach!" Kepler beamed suddenly. "Imagine if therre was a rruby flame to discoverr at the hearrt of all this!"
"I... don't think so," Rainbow Dash muttered. "Yaerfaerda hasn't appeared to me since I visited the Last Seed past Bleak's Plummet."
"You're only seeing the location of the Midnight Armory, now, right?" Logan asked.
Rainbow nodded, nostrils flaring. "Yeahhhhh..."
"Well, if you ask me..." Logan looked at the others. "...we shouldn't spend too much time here. I mean... if we can find something that'll help us in our journey—that's fine—but if there's anything we've learned from this trip so far is that the older something is the deadlier."
"I dunno, Big Show," Flynn remarked. "Doesn't look like any trolls or changelings or anything else dangerous has dwelt in this place for millennia!"
"I know." Logan's gaze hardened. "That's what scares me."
Flynn bit his lip.
"I say we starrt looking inside some of the local strructurres," Kepler said. "See if we can learrn morre about this extrraorrdinarry culturre." He looked at Rainbow Dash. "With the Austrraeoh's perrmission, of courrse."
"Sure thing, boys..." Rainbow smiled faintly, gesturing with her hoof. "Knock yourselves out!"
"Hell yeah!" Flynn galloped off across the platform. "I'm checking out that skyscraper over there!"
"What for?" Logan shrugged. "It looks like all the others!"
"Yeah! But this one's shinier!"
Logan rolled his eyes while Kepler took a running start and glided after the unicorn. All three shuffled across the platform, investigating the entrance to the nearest structure.
For a moment, Rainbow Dash sat in silence. But she wasn't alone. She sensed a shadow looming above in the dim twilight. She tilted her head up. "Sooooo... what are you still doing here?"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus said nothing. She hovered in place, staring all about the metropolis in a pale stupor.
"You're free now," Rainbow Dash droned. "Don't you want to go off and enjoy your ascetic journey of self-discovery or some crap?"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus' charcoal eyes finally blinked. In a noticeably nervous jolt, she glanced down at the petite pegasus. "Uhm... what...?"
"Wow..." Rainbow's ears twitched. "...I think that's the first time I've ever seen you drool."
"?!?!" Seraphimus brushed a talon across her beak. To her surprise, she felt nothing.
"Snkkkktt... hahahaha..." Rainbow slapped at the metallic street. "Wow, girl! You've really fallen off your cloud, haven't you?"
"I... I have certainly drifted..." Seraphimus looked limply at the urban surroundings. "This... this is all..."
"Yeah...?" Rainbow nodded. "Crazy, huh?"
"I... I don't very well understand..." Seraphimus' beak tightened. "I just..." Her headcrest drooped, and there was more than a slight trembled to her limbs and lion's tail. "...none of this makes any sense..."
"Stuff from 'beyond the blight' is a great deal bigger than you expected, huh?"
"... ... ..."
"Tell me, Sera..." Rainbow cocked her head to the side. "...did Verlaxion ever have an explanation for crap like this?"
Finally, Seraphimus rediscovered her trademark scowl. "All that lies outside the Goddess' blessing presence is banal and pointless."
"Uh huh." Rainbow nodded. "Then why are you still hanging around?" She smirked. "Looking like a dumbstruck foal in a candy store?"
Seraphimus didn't answer. She simply stared at the spires towering around them. Gawking.
"Y'know..." Rainbow Dash's tail flicked as she spoke. "...a giant metropolis lying on the opposite side of the world, abandoned for all time, is pretty crazy, huh?"
"Mmrmmmmm..."
"But here it is, right before your eyes." Rainbow leaned her head to the side. "So... like... just how much harder would it be to believe in a harmonic kingdom where royal sisters raise the sun and moon?" She blinked. "Or draconic immortals who possess the magic to shape-shift and deceive entire civilizations?"
"You are making your most pathetic attempt to convince me of your falsehoods yet."
"So, you tell me, Seraphimus," Rainbow spoke. "How can you truly explain all this crud?" She blinked. "Or the Gondola that brought us here? Or the existence of Darkreach? Or the crazy extra-sensory knack I have for perceiving the environment, our foes, and you?"
"Your logic fails you yet again," Seraphimus stammered, tail flicking in sickly circles. "I am... unconvinced."
Rainbow Dash bore a cheesy grin. "You're lyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggg."
Seraphimus' headfeathers stood on end.
"Maybe... just maybe..." Rainbow Dash flapped her wings and hovered in the direction that Flynn and the others went. "...you're running out of excuses for everything you don't understand."
"And what about you?" Seraphimus hissed. "I suppose you understand all of this—"
"I don't."
"... ... ..."
"I've been learning for my entire friggin' journey," Rainbow Dash said calmly. She looked back over her shoulder. "And still I haven't put it all together. That's part of the reason for why I keep on going." A breath. "You wanna fly off and discover yourself? I've danced to that song before, Seraphimus. And lemme tell you—it kinda sucks on your own."
Rainbow Dash flew off.
Seraphimus didn't.
The former Talon Commander lingered in place... gazing all around... drinking it in...
Anchored to that spot. That moment.
Thinking.
Tried Turning It On?
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow Dash's eyes narrowed. She leaned her fuzzy head to the left... then even more fuzzily to the right. "... ... ...okay, Keps. I give up." She looked at the wyvern. "What is it?"
Rainbow Dash, Kepler, Logan, and Flynn were all huddled inside the lobby of the umpteenth floor of one of the many spires. The glass entrance had been completely shattered by a collapsed vehicle, and the group found a relatively tame and unassuming interior. The floor was done in an immaculately shiny marble with constellatory designs bespeckling the exposed surfaces. There were seats, tables, and round cylinders that—several eons ago—must have once contained floral arrangements of some sort. The group had stumbled upon a door that must have separated the lobby from a massive vertical shaft of sorts.
But that wasn't what they were staring at.
Rainbow, Kepler, Logan, and Flynn stood before a series of rectangular panels that hugged the surfaces of the wall situated along the far end of the room. The glossy black sheets lingered just above equine eye-level, and their quizzical expressions shone in the wayward starlight wafting into the lobby.
"... ... ...Keps?" Rainbow Dash repeated.
"Oh! Uhm..." The wyvern scratched his chin, studying the panels through his spectacles. "I must apologize, Rrainbow One, but I am at a loss to prroperrly hypothesize." He reached up with a claw and brushed the lower edge of one panel. "I am tempted to say a plaque of some sorrt..."
"But there're no letters," Logan remarked. He gestured outside. "We know whoever lived here could read, cuz there's crap carved into their public gazing-stone-thingy."
"They couldn't be mirrors...?" Rainbow Dash cocked her head to the side. "Could they?"
"Kinda positioned a bit high for that, don't you think?" Logan muttered.
"Ach...!" Kepler pointed. "But remember! The Angels were pegasi!"
"Right..." Logan droned. "...how I keep forgetting."
Kepler sighed. "Must you prractice sarrcasm in every field, brrotherr?"
"What?" Logan shrugged. "I was just—"
"Can it, fat ass." Flynn paced around the panels, eyeing them with his mechanical lens. "If only I could get a better look at the stuff."
"Whatever you do, egghead," Logan grumbled. "Just don't stupidly reach in there and break the Goddess-damn thing—"
CRACK! Flynn telekinetically yanked one panel off the wall.
"Grnnnngh!" Logan winced, teeth clenching. "Whyyyyyyyyy do I even bother?"
"HA!" Flynn grinned victoriously. His horn illuminated a series of cables dangling between the dislodged panel and the niche in the wall that previously housed it. "Just as I thought! An attachment to a power source running through the building's interior support structure!"
"Well, so much for that," Rainbow Dash remarked. "Doesn't look like this thing's received any power for epochs."
"It's not just power," a cold voice said.
"!!!" The group jumped in surprise. Logan almost unsheathed his axe.
"... ... ..." Seraphimus stood behind the group. She pointed calmly at the cables dangling between the panel and the wall. "There is a mechanism for transferring something besides just power."
"Like what?" Flynn asked, eyebrow arched. "If these ancient beings used artificially-coiled leylines, they'd likely rely on more than one physical cable to accomplish it."
"If these 'beings' are as old as you say..." Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes narrowed. "...then they could accomplish that much with just one coil. Or no coil whatsoever." She nodded with her feathery head. "I suspect that this is some sort of manadisplay device."
Rainbow Dash blinked.
Logan looked calmly—but curiously—at Seraphimus. "What makes you say that?"
"As leader of the Right Talon of Verlaxion, I was in charge of guarding the locations of several state-funded experiments," she said. "At one point, several Frostknife manatechnicians were working on a method by which they could visually convey words across extended distances. It utilized a series of crystalline matrices, tightly packed together in order to properly arrange legible characters with mana-power illumination."
"How rremarrkable..." Kepler remarked. He reached a claw up to adjust his glasses. "Was the operration a success?"
Seraphimus shook her head. "Frostknife's engineers could put together a complex mechanism capable of computing information that would then be physically displayed via one crystalline matrix. But to accomplish the same feat across multiple matrices over long distances—simultaneously—proved impossible. Even with the utilization of enchanted leylines."
"Sounds like what you guys needed was a more complex mechanism for computing the information, storing it, and distributing it identically across multiple output devices," Flynn said.
Seraphimus nodded. "If I am not mistaken, the devices inside the abandoned facility utilized something far more complex and combined it with advanced holography."
Silence.
"Darkreach..." Flynn's good eye blinked. "She's... talking about Darkreach, right?"
Seraphimus sighed.
"Yes, Flynn," Logan droned. "She's talking about Darkreach." He looked aside at Seraphimus with a muddled grin. "Though she could stand to use a few more proper nouns... if she's actually deigning to come out of her damn shell."
"Hrmmmnngh..." Seraphimus folded her forelimbs.
"The Emerraldinians of Darrkeach used technology gifted them by Onyxxus," Kepler declared. "But the Angels? Theirr technology was evidently utilized herre farr earrlierr than the time when alicorrns harrnessed theirr harrmonic gifts into temporral application."
"Hey, look..." Rainbow Dash gestured. "...all I know is that I've seen some pretty snazzy technology in my journeys." Her eyes narrowed. "If the Ledomaritans and Xonans could get giant battleships to fly in only a few centuries... then just who knows what tricks the ancient pegasi could pull off?"
Seraphimus pointed at the panel levitating in Flynn's magic grasp. "I think the extra cables were designed for the purpose of connecting to a nexus of information."
"That could be quite trrue, theorretically," Kepler said. He looked pointedly at Flynn. "Brrotherr?"
The unicorn was already rubbing his chin. He gestured aside. "Keps. Toss me a spare Emeraldinian Crystal."
Kepler nodded. He reached into his satchel of things and handed a red shard over.
Flynn levitated it alongside the panel. His good eye squinted and he licked his lips. Soon, a bright light pulsated from the tip of his horn. It connected with both the panel and the crystal. Rainbow and the others watched as Flynn concentrated through the shard, zapping the panel's cables with various alternating frequencies of magical energy.
About a minute into the ordeal, a bright light flickered across the glass sheet of the panel. Kepler and Logan gasped as a vibrant array of random colors and spectral chaos rippled across the otherwise dormant surface. It lit up the entire lobby with static confusion.
"Well, I'll be damned..." Logan exhaled.
"My starrs and garrterrs!"
"Where..." Rainbow Dash blinked. "...are the colors coming from?"
"From inside the panel," Flynn muttered, sweating as he applied more magic and magnified the kaleidoscopic randomness. "Following Seraphimus' suggestion, I tried firing mana-energy into the contacts. What you are currently witnessing is the result."
"But... but I don't understand any of it," Rainbow Dash said. "What the heck are we seeing?"
"Absolutely nothing," Flynn said. "Because this device was never built to process the input I'm giving it." He leaned back, dimming his horn and the crystal. The glossy panel went black in an instant. "But the Angels? Back in the day, they must have had this thing attached to a computational matrix that relayed information to anyone and everyone."
"So..." Kepler scratched his chin. "...they had an inforrmational brroadcasting system?"
"Looks like it." Flynn floated the panel back in place and nodded towards Seraphimus. "Way to go, murder chicken."
Seraphimus breathed hotly out the side of her beak. "You are welcome."
"So..." Logan folded his forelimbs. "...whatever happened to your dying need to fly off on your own... and die?"
Rainbow looked as Seraphimus.
"I..." Seraphimus lingered. "...appear to have gotten distracted."
Rainbow looked at Logan.
"Hmmm..." He smirked warmly. "...I guess cryptology loves company, huh?"
Seraphimus was silent.
Rainbow made to say something—
"Rainbow Dash!" Swooosh! Ariel flew into the lobby from the dimly-lit world outside. "There you are! Quick! You gotta come see—" She froze in place, glancing aside at Seraphimus.
"It's okay, Ariel," Rainbow Dash said. "Tell us what's up, girl."
Ariel gulped. "Well..." She finally peeled her eyes off Seraphimus and looked at Rainbow again. "It's Wildcard. He... we found something."
"What kind of something?"
"Just..." Ariel shivered slightly as she gestured at the group as a whole. "...come and look, alright? Please..."
Minutes later...
Sw-Sw-Swooosh!
Rainbow Dash, Seraphimus, and Kepler glided, descending towards a small courtyard suspended between four tightly-packed buildings. Logan and Flynn had to stay up above on the higher roads with the wagon.
The group touched down in unsettling darkness. There were at least five layers of platforms and suspended roads above them, obscuring the dim twilight. They had to squint to see where Ariel was—but at last they spotted her hovering besides the entrance to one of the skyscrapers' mid-floors.
Rainbow Dash glanced at Seraphimus... then slowly rubbed her Loyalty pendant. The ruby lightning bolt brightened, illuminating the path ahead in a fuchsia spotlight. Slowly, the three joined Ariel in entering the building.
Inside, the lobby was extra dusty. Debris had been strewn about, and the otherwise immaculate furniture had been knocked and thrown around—as if by a great cataclysm.
At last, Rainbow's pendant glinted off a pair of cold lenses. She illuminated the dark figure of Wildcard, situated in the corner.
"Okay, Double-Yoo..." Ariel took a deep breath. "...show 'em."
Wildcard gave the group one somber look. Then—with a flick of Bard's staff—he overturned a fallen piece of shelving...
...exposing a pile of mangled skeletons.
Seraphimus blinked. Hard.
Kepler's tusked jaw hung agape.
Rainbow Dash—meanwhile—peered harder. She stepped forward, shining her pendant over the calcified pile of remains.
Bone by bone, Rainbow's harmonic light revealed multiple branching joints... and elongated snouts.
Equines. With wings.
"Well..." Rainbow gulped. "...at long last, we meet."
Bones, Them Dry Bones
"Well..." Fluttershy nervously glided over the skeletal remains with a somber expression. "...I can tell you this much." She looked at Rainbow and the others. "They're very much real."
"Hmmmmm..." Rainbow Dash sat back, rubbing her chin.
Ariel cocked her head. "What are they saying, Rainbow?"
"Fluttershy confirms that they're the real deal," Rainbow said.
Logan droned. "You honestly think this shit would have been faked?"
Kepler chided. "Brrotherr..."
"It looks as though they were all brought here," Flynn said. "Like a burial pile." He looked at the others. "In Stone Prefecture. At the lair of the dredge pirates. They did that after murdering the local villagers."
"No..." Seraphimus shook her head. She commented from where she stood by the entrance to the building. "...I believe this was exactly where they died."
"How do you figure?" Ariel asked.
Seraphimus pointed. "You found the debris covering them here, yes?"
Wildcard nodded.
"Look at the direction everything has fallen in." Seraphimus' talon outlined the scene from afar. "Away from the opening. Like a blast wave."
Logan's brow furrowed. "You think something from directly outside killed them all?"
"Isn't it rather obvious by the evidence gathered? Even their bodies are predominantly strewned inward from the direction of the entrance."
Wildcard gestured at Rainbow Dash: "She has a point."
Rainbow looked aside at Rarity. "Can you sense anything to suggest that something blasted its way inside?"
"If you're asking if I detect any burn marks, the answer is no," Rarity said. "This place is simply too old for me to tell sheer aging from actual thermal damage. However..." She pointed at the entrance. "...several strips of metal reinforcing is bent inward from the outside. That seems to support the idea of a deadly force invading the room."
"I can't help but notice that none of the ponies' bones are broken," Twilight Sparkle said. "I don't think these poor souls were rounded up and executed by an identifiable foe. This had to have been some sort of cataclysmic event that extinguished their lives."
"Like an explosion?" Pinkie Pie squeaked.
"Reckon we're all bettin' on the Sunderin', Pinkie," Applejack said.
"Ohhhhhhhhh..." Pinkie's brow furrowed. "...so a biggggggg explosion."
Applejack sighed. "Sure, why not."
"Those poor ponies," Fluttershy murmured. Her ghostly eyes glistened in the light from Rainbow's pendant. "It must have been a horrible, agonizing way to lose one's life." She sniffled slightly. "See the small ones...?"
"Children," Twilight said, nodding.
"Entire families must have come here, huddling in a desperate attempt to survive." Fluttershy squeaked. "They all perished together."
Around this time, Logan looked over at Seraphimus. "You're suddenly rather quiet," he whispered.
"I've said my part," the griffin quietly droned, eyes on Rainbow Dash. "For the moment."
"Uh huh..." Logan nodded. "...or maybe you've realized—like we all have—how we're not supposed to interrupt Rainbow Dash when she's 'listening' to her friends."
Seraphimus squinted at Logan. "I beg your pardon?"
He smirked to himself. "Almost as if you finally believe they're hovering all around her, unheard and unseen."
Seraphimus' beak clenched. She folded her arms in a huff, remaining silent.
"Still..." Twilight Sparkle went on, shaking her head. "These ponies are like nothing I've ever seen before."
"Do tell..." Rarity cooed.
"Just... the shape of their skeletons..." Twilight pointed. "Look at their skulls!"
Fluttershy floated in. "Their craniums aren't exactly that strange, Twilight," she commented. "Alicorns and Eucorns have narrow snouts. Also—there are the indigenous horses of Saddle Arabia."
"You're not wrong, but these skulls appear to be even narrower."
Fluttershy nodded. "You're not wrong..."
"And the curvature of their spine and their elongated tails..." Twilight clenched her teeth. "Almost feline, in a way..."
"How long are those wingspans?" Rarity asked.
Applejack fidgeted. "Ain't this gettin' a bit creepy? I mean... this is practically a grave here."
"It's a treasure trove, AJ!" Pinkie Pie remarked. "At least where Dashie's journey is concerned!"
"Rainbow...?" Applejack looked at their anchor. "...how do ya figure we should proceed, sugarcube?"
Rainbow Dash leaned back, rubbing her chin in thought. This time, the Herald were gazing at her with patient curiosity. At last, she muttered: "We gotta get a closer look." She glanced aside. "Flynn?"
"Right." The unicorn trotted forward. His horn glowed, adding to Rainbow's harmonic luminescence.
Slowly, a particularly large skeleton rose from the middle of the pile. In Flynn's delicate control, it "stood up" in mid air, stretching out to the extent of its joints.
"Guhhhhh..." Ariel shivered, clinging to Wildcard as she watched. "Goddess that's unnerving."
"I'm amazed that the bones are all clinging together still," Logan said.
"They're not," Seraphimus said coldly. "The fossil is so old that any remaining tendons or cartilage are long gone. Your unicorn friend is simply keeping it all together with remarkable precision."
"Wow..." Flynn sweated, concentrating. "...the compliments that I live for..."
"Easy, brrotherr..." Kepler stepped closer to the floating skeleton. He scratched his chairy chin and studied the specimen through his spectacles. "Hmmmm... extra ribs..."
"More than a pegasus?" Ariel remarked.
"Indeed." Kepler nodded. "Probably to house larger lungs... maybe a double-heart..."
"Double-heart?" Rainbow Dash blinked. "What the hay for?"
"Greater pulmonary strength... perhaps for added endurance." Kepler gestured to Flynn. "If you could, frriend, extend the wings to their full span."
"Finally!" Rarity remarked.
"Doing it..." Flynn sweated as he stretched the wing joints out.
To everypony's surprise, the wings almost touched the edges of the room.
"Holy crap..." Logan blinked. "...these suckers could glide."
"They could do farr morre than that!" Kepler said. "This confirrms my suspicion!" He pointed at where the wings connected to the body. "The upper spine must have been rreinforrced with five times the muscle strrength than moderrn pegasi! The extrra lung capacity and biggerr hearrt would have been absolutely rrequirred to maintain motorr functions."
"Soooooooooo..." Rainbow Dash leaned in.
"Ach..." Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "These pegasi could actually fly. They did not rrely on pony magic... not like the winged equines do today."
"Wow..." Twilight Sparkle exhaled.
"I guess these guys wouldn't have had that bad of a time navigating the Grand Choke," Rainbow Dash said. "Or other environments bereft of magic."
"Prrecisely," Kepler said with a nod.
"With wings that big..." Ariel winced. "...it must have been a painful existence."
"Not quite." Kepler shuffled closer. "Flynn, if you would bend the left wing inward?"
"Uhhhhh..." Flynn's mechanical eye rotated as he contemplated that.
"Just go about it geometrrically..."
Flynn shrugged. The group watched as he telekinetically folded the left wing. A glint of light caught a stubby bone sticking out from the rest of the limb, situated along the upper joint of the wing.
"Therre...!" Kepler pointed. "A vestigual digit!"
"Oh! Cool!" Ariel nodded. "Like extra hooves!"
"I suspect that—when grrounded—the Angels used these to move arround and rrest theirr bodies, all the while supporrting the weight of theirr folded limbs." He gestured at the room around them. "Judging frrom theirr civilized surrroundings, I imagine they did not have much need forr flying. They likely spent the bulk of theirr days 'trrotting' on all six limbs."
"Incredible..." Twilight grinned. "...if only we had a haunted sketchbook! I would love to record all this data!"
"No doubt these were beautiful creatures while they were still alive," Fluttershy said. "It's just... so sad..."
"Hey Keps..." Ariel trotted closer to the wyvern and unicorn. "What about their tails?"
"Ach... I couldn't help but starre at them."
"Let's stare a bit closer, huh?" Rainbow looked at Flynn. "Try stretching it out."
Flynn did so, licking his lips as he focused on the precise movement.
Everypony's eyes shifted as the tail stretched and stretched and stretched and—
Logan whistled. "Damn, that's creepy."
"I would arrgue otherrwise, frriend," Kepler remarked. His scorpion stinger coiled and uncoiled. "I believe that they werre rratherr useful."
Wildcard gestured something.
Rainbow blinked. "Uhhhh... Jordan? I don't recognize that word."
"'Looks prehensile'," Ariel interpreted.
"So... these guys had yet another limb?" Rainbow stammered.
Flynn magically twisted and rotated the tail-in-question around. "Looks pretty natural to me," he said. "Provided the muscles and tendons all played along, this thing could have rotated and twisted in many directions."
"What's that?" Seraphimus stated.
Logan glanced over. "What's what?"
Seraphimus pointed at the very end of the tail. "That. The growth situated at the rear. It doesn't look like normal bone."
Kepler and Rainbow Dash simultaneously craned their necks.
Flynn attempted to stretch the tip of the tail out. Suddenly—and to everypony's surprise—the magical field of telekinesis brightened at the rearmost bone. For a few moments it appeared as theough the tail-tip itself was glowing. Upon further inspection, Rainbow and her friends understood why.
"It's... alicornia..." Fluttershy remarked.
Applejack did a double-take. "Beg yer pardon?"
"It's the same substance contained in unicorn horns," Twilight Sparkle clarified.
"Good heavens!" Rarity remarked.
"Wait a second..." Rainbow Dash grimaced. "...you mean to say that the ancient pegasi had unicorn horns in their tails?"
"Holy crud!" Pinkie Pie grasped her muzzle. "They mastered fart magic!"
Twilight Sparkle face-hoofed.
"That..." Kepler blinked. "...is something I did not expect."
"Seems as though the Angels were no less magical than modern day ponies after all," Twilight remarked. "In fact... they were clearly more magical."
"So... let's think about this for a minute..." Rainbow Dash leaned back, staring at the illuminated bone structure. "These dudes had wings... and they had the ability to harness magic. Soooooo..." She blinked at the others. "...what made them any different from alicorns?"
The ghostly mares exchanged curious faces.
"I would venture to guess that they weren't nearly as powerful," Twilight Sparkle said. "If nothing else, it would possibly explain why alicorns took on the form that they did when they met the first sapient races of this plane."
"Hmmmm..." Rainbow looked at Kepler. "Hey. Keps. Are there any advantages of having a unicorn horn in your forehead over having one on your butt?"
Flynn's good eye twitched. "You're asking him?"
"Therre's a rratherr simple hypothesis, rreally..." Kepler gestured. "With the naturre of all living and thinking things..." He gestured to his own forehead. "The forrwarrd chakrras arre farr betterr suited forr perrceiving and alterring the perrceivable worrld thrrough dirrect thought. Perrhaps—at one time—therre was an evolutionarry advantage forr the angels possessing alicorrnia at the tips of theirr prrehensile tails..."
"It's like they had extra-long limbs that reached telekinetically past their physical limits," Ariel said.
"Indeed." Kepler nodded. "But alicorrns like the Mountain Matrron? Theirr design is farr morre suited to theirr almost limitless harrmonic prrowess. All that alicorrns can manipulate and do is almost dirrectly in sync with theirr potential thought prrocesses. That—of courrse—isn't the only rreason forr theirr superriorr magical abilities, but—ach—this is as farr as it gets frrom a biology lecturre hall..."
Rainbow looked at Twilight. "Remember what I once learned, Twilight? That the reason the major races of ponies in Equestria exist is that—long ago—alicorns like Luna and Celestia helped split the genetic lineage of ponies into the three main sects?"
Twilight nodded. "How could I not?"
"Well... here we have it..." Rainbow gestured at the floating skeleton. "In the Angels—there're the blueprints for unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies. All in one ancient gift bag."
"It's... all starting to make sense..." Twilight shuddered. "The alicorns came from the Harmonic Plains and found the Angels nearly-dead on a derelict, Sundered plane. They manifested themselves in an approximate form, then gifted the Angels harmony, light, and sustenance." She pointed with a ghostly hoof. "Then—to assure genetic diversity and greater survivability—they promoted the tripartite mutation into earth, unicorns, and pegasi."
"Also horses and zebras and mules and donkeys and sirens and sarosians..." Pinkie Pie rolled. "But hey!" She grinned. "Who's counting?!"
"But here we have the original," Fluttershy remarked. "The very first pony." She smiled slightly. "Who would ever have thought that we'd see it for what it originally was?"
"I have seen this before," Rainbow Dash murmured.
Rarity looked over. "You have?"
Rainbow nodded somberly, her eyes reflecting the skeleton. "Ilrifa," she said.
Where the Beacons Point
"Care to be more specific, sugarcube?" Applejack asked.
"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie nodded. "What's an 'Ithica?'"
"Ilrifia," Twilight Sparkle corrected.
"Whatever!"
Rainbow Dash looked at the Heraldites gathered as she proceeded to pace and dictate: "At some point... about halfway through my journey on the Light Side..." Her hooves scuffled as she trotted thoughtfully around the pile of ancient skeletons. "...I started noticing something... in the Machine World... while lighting the beacons."
Rainbow's friends—both physical and ghostly—listened intently. Even Seraphimus had her head craned in the pegasus' direction.
"Whenever I touched the ruby flame... I almost always blacked out. I'd experience a vision of sorts. Like... I would see an outline of Urohringr... or just this one part of the ring." Rainbow gulped. "Then I'd be floating among the stars... and I'd hearing a voice. At first, the voice and its words didn't make much sense, but gradually everything sorta started to become clearer and clearer. It started to get really intense after my first time coming into contact with the Yaerfaerda beacon. At first, I almost thought it was Verlax... but then I realized it was a different kind of presence... and it... she was warning me about Verlax."
Seraphimus' beak clenched. Before she could say something—
"Verlax had entombed many of the beacon locations with ice and chaos metals," Flynn declared. He lowered the skeleton in his grasp and laid it on the lobby floor with as much gentleness and care as his horn could muster. "Perhaps the Divine's presence had purposefully encroached on this... 'spirit' you're talking about."
"Well, if Verlax meant to squelch it, she didn't exactly succeed," Rainbow Dash said. "At long last—as recently as finding the Utaan symbol—I managed to have a half-decent conversation with this spirit." She gulped. "It identified itself to me."
"'Ilrifa,'" Ariel remarked.
Rainbow Dash nodded. "And while my vision of it was still somewhat obscured, I could have sworn I noticed a few... uhm... curious details."
"Like...?" Logan raised an eyebrow.
"A narrow snout. Large wings. A long, long tail..." Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "I figured my head had just made it up, y'know? For ages, I've subconsciously known the fact that 'ancient pegasi' were behind Urohringr... or the Sundering... or both. So, when I last came into contact with a beacon, I sorta thought that maybe my head made up the fact that the soul in the machine world was a pegasus."
Wildcard hand-signed and gestured at the skeletons.
"Yeahhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow Dash exhaled, wincing slightly. "Not so much 'made-up' now, huh?"
"How verry currious..." Kepler rubbed his hairy chin. "So—as it would seem—the Austrraeoh's comprrehension of the Angels incrreased overr time."
"I... guess...?" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"It potentially confirrms a theorry that I have had," Kepler said. "As the Austrraeoh makes morre and morre contact with the rruby flame that powerrs up this forrsaken plane, deeply-encoded instrructions frrom the past make themselves evident in herr consciousness."
"You make her sound like some sort of manastone for data storage," Ariel remarked.
"Is it really all that different?" Flynn interjected. "Rainbow Dash's part to play in this whole thing runs deeper than all of us can even imagine. Especially if the powers of Urohringr have essentially run piggyback over the Elements of Harmony to bring her this far."
"Let us not forrget...!" Kepler raised a claw. "...Commanderr Hurrricane was likewise called! But she did not even rremotely make it as farr as the Rrainbow One!"
"Right..." Ariel nodded. "Because—as Rainbow told us—she died."
"Ach! Or is it—perhaps—because Hurrricane utilized a Sentinel forr trransit... while it was Rrainbow who traverrsed the entirre distance on herr lonesome, and therreby exposed herrself to the multiple beacons that werre always meant to prroperrly rrestorre her to the knowledge left by Urrohrringrr's prrogenitorrs?"
Rainbow's ghostly friends blinked.
Wildcard and Logan exchanged quiet glances.
Seraphimus sighed. "Your cosmology is absurdly convoluted."
Flynn flashed her an angry glare. "What the Hell do you think we're all standing in right now? A sand castle?!?"
Seraphimus was silent.
"Soooooooo..." Ariel hovered, pacing in mid-air. "Just what is 'Ilrifa?'"
"Not what," Rainbow Dash muttered. "Who."
Twilight Sparkle looked at her. "Are you sure of that?"
Rainbow bit her lip.
"If the ancient pegasi who knew of the Sundering meant for you to do something about it..." Twilight Sparkle gestured. "...would only one of them reach out to you?"
"This most certainly had to have been a group effort, darling," Rarity said. "If our kingdom of Equestria had met an unfortunate end, I'm certain both Celestia and Luna would utilize all the help they could from their subjects to assure a future restoration."
"This 'Ithica' does want to help us, though..." Pinkie Pie raised an eyebrow. "Right?"
"Isn't that obvious by now?"
"But..." Pinkie's ears suddenly drooped. "...how do we know that she or he or it or they want what's best for this world?"
Twilight blinked.
Fluttershy bit her lip.
"They want me to restore Urohringr," Rainbow Dash eventually said. A breath. "I'm pretty sure of it."
"I would hope so!" Ariel exclaimed. "Otherwise—heheh—what's the Herald even around for?!"
"It would seem damned stupid and absurd for the forces at play in Urohringr to string you along just for nothing," Logan said with a grunt. "Otherwise, there's a cosmic skull out there just waiting for my axe."
"Let's..." Kepler sighed, waving his claws. "...let us not unnecessarrily give into cynicism and ennui, my frriends." He gestured at the skeletons before them. "A horrrible fate befell those who once dwelt within this city... this plane. It stands to rreason that any lingerring enerrgy at play simply desirres to rrestorre that which was lost."
"That makes sense to me!" Ariel said with a nervous smile.
"Does it?" Seraphimus blinked. She droned, "All forms of energy in this universe work to achieve the lowest state through the path of least resistance. Life wants to die. Why would some lingering cosmic force imbued upon this plane seek anything but oblivion?"
Several Heraldites winced. Wildcard face-claw'd.
Fluttershy and Rarity squeaked in subdued peril.
"She's a worshipper of Verlax, alright," Flynn grumbled.
"What is she even doing here?" Ariel hissed.
Seraphimus sighed. "An answer that I myself am seeking."
"Well, can you seek it somewhere else?" Ariel frowned. "Like at the bottom of a pit?"
"Have we not reached that here and now?"
"Ugh..."
"Anwers..." Rainbow Dash spoke warmly, regaining everypony's attention. "...would be pretty awesome." Her wings fluttered. "I suggest we keep searching."
"Searching?" Flynn's mechanical eye rotated. "For what?"
"Anything," Rainbow said. "We've already learned so much from what we've found here. I suggest we go even further..."
"By that—do you mean deeper?" Logan asked.
"If we must."
Logan leaned back, folding his forelimbs. "...I suggest we split up in no more than two groups."
"I'm in Rainbow's!" Ariel chirped.
Flynn rolled his eye.
"Uh huh." Logan nodded. "Double-Yoo. Death chicken. You're with me and the wagon."
Seraphimus looked over, squinting. "Since when was I following your commands?"
"Since you started answering to 'Death Chicken.'" Logan marched out of the lobby and into the dim twilight. "Now come along... or maybe you've decided to go on your lonesome 'pilgrimage of oblivion' or whatshit."
Wildcard followed Logan out the room.
Seraphimus stood dumbly in place, blinking. She looked at Ariel.
Ariel stuck her tongue out.
"Hrmmmm..." Seraphimus followed the first departing group.
"Really, though..." Ariel planted her fetlocks on her hips as she hovered. "Just why are we keeping her along?"
"I'm not the only needing beacons to light my path," Rainbow said.
"Huh?"
Rainbow sighed. "Just give me this, girl. I really really really want that catbird to see the light."
"Then have Flynn build a laser-pointer."
"A what?"
Ariel blinked. "... ... ...you flew through two warring kingdoms equipped with flying battleships and managliders and you don't know what a laser-pointer is?"
"The only lasers the Ledomaritans had were the kind that fried kittens and fed them to orphans."
"... ... ...huh."
"Or maybe that was Searo's Hold. Or the Sacred Hold. Or the Special Hole." Rainbow shrugged. "Whatever. Can we ditch the Skeleton Discotheque already? I'm starting to get the creeps."
"I'm all for that!" Flynn said, trotting out.
"Seems a crriminal shame to leave these fossils herre so uncerremoniously," Kepler remarked.
"Keps... dude..." Flynn looked over his shoulder while exiting. "These remains have been here longer than all known kingdoms have existed and burnt out. Finding a weird place to bury them would be the truly heartless crime."
"Hrrmmm... impeccable logic, my frriend!" Kepler exited, shortly followed by Ariel. "Onwarrds to furrtherr discoverry!"
Rainbow Dash took up the rear.
As she was about to leave the lobby entirely...
...she stopped suddenly in her hooves.
The petite pegasus' ears twitched. For a moment there, she thought she heard a sound. A melody... like violin strings.
"... ... ...?" She turned and looked over her shoulder.
All she saw were dim shadows... scattered twilight... and the flounce of spider webs.
"... ... ..." Rainbow allowed her gaze to fall on the ancient pegasi once more. A somber breath... and she finally marched out of the building with firm purpose.
Truth Is Out There
Wildcard's headcrest rose and fell with apprehension. He cocked his head to the left... then to the right. Finally—as he perched on a dormant metal vehicle—he looked at the other two members of his "group" and hand-signed.
"It's just your imagination, Double-Yoo," Logan replied, staring across a suspended platform between buildings of the timeless city. "Unless this place is secretly harboring an immortal string section, I seriously doubt you're hearing any music."
Wildcard clenched his beak shut. Mulling.
"It isn't wise to ignore Jordan's intuition," Seraphimus stated, leaning against a metal structure a few paces away. "No matter how seemingly inane."
"You've ignored your former colleagues' advice pretty damn hard," Logan countered. "To have gotten this far..."
Seraphimus sighed. "Are we not supposed to be 'scouring the city' for more clues concerning the past?"
"Hell no!" Logan spat. He leaned on the hilt of his axe. "You think my fat ass can move from one level to another that quickly?"
"Then..." Seraphimus raised an eyecrest. "...what is our 'group' pretending to do right now?"
"What, are you retarded? The others are doing the 'searching.' Us? We're guarding your grimdark sorry-ass!"
Wildcard smirked ever so slightly.
Seraphimus blinked at them. "... ... ...this has got to be a joke."
"I'm staring at the only joke on the entire Dark Side right now," Logan droned. "Why go to the trouble to pack your things and leave—only to suddenly dig your heels in and linger like a Goddess-forsaken vagrant?"
"Honestly, make up your mind," Seraphimus grunted. "Do you air-breathing cretins wish for me to stay or to turn to ashes?"
"I'm here to ask you what you want, Princess Cockatiel."
Wildcard watched intently.
Seraphimus' gaze danced between the two.
"Well...?" Logan frowned. "You might be able to evade Rainbow Dash and her giggly gaggle of go-alongs, but not us, baby." His grip of the axe tightened noticeably. "Let's have it out. Right here. Right now. What are you wanting to do, exactly?"
The former Talon Commander breathed firmly. Hotly. "Is it really such a conundrum?" Her headfeathers tightened. "I want justice for Verlaxion..."
"And...?"
"Justice for my family," she spat.
"Then why aren't you smoking our asses?" Logan grunted. "You had your chance when we battled the death wyrm."
"... ... ..."
Wildcard gestured: "Maybe not all justice is paid for in blood."
Seraphimus' gaze flickered to him. "Is it not? Just what did your beloved friend pay back at the world's edge?"
Wildcard's metal knuckles tightened.
"Lady, we all want the same thing."
Seraphimus looked at Logan. "And just what is that?"
"Answers," Logan said. "Meaning. Something to legitimize the fact that we all threw our asses over the Edge to protect a voice-cracking pipsqueak with a fruity mane. Something to prove that Mortuana, Axan, and Bard didn't give their lives in vain."
"A catharsis over abandoning your only daughter?"
Wildcard winced.
Logan breathed calmly. "Sure. That too. But I'm not the only desperate soul here." His dark brown eyes narrowed. "You couldn't avenge your Goddess and family in blood. So... that only leaves understanding."
"You don't know what you're talking about."
"Do I?" Logan bore a bittersweet smirk. "Don't I know that we've butted heads for so long that we all realize it's a load of bullshit? Don't I know that you've had your tailfeathers royally owned by the Austraeoh so often and so religiously that slaying her just won't make existence all nice and shiny in your eyes?"
Wildcard grinned.
Seraphimus saw his expression. She sighed. "I realized—long ago—that she was beyond my faculty to combat her blighted strengths..."
"Yeah! Back when she smoked your Talon crew before joining us at Wyvern Point!" Logan said. "And what did you do then?"
Seraphimus stared at them blankly.
Wildcard suddenly interjected with swift hand-motions: "You went seeking answers. It brought you to Chandler."
A surly growl escaped Seraphimus' beak. "That turned out to be a wild goose chase."
"No..." Logan shook his head. "Verlax stuck her ugly mug in and sabotaged all the work you and Keris had accomplished to unveil the putrid conspiracy leeching off the Council at Frostknife."
Seraphimus went silent.
"She knew that you were just one or two trials away from rocking her world... from shattering the narrative that she had set in icy stone centuries ago," Logan firmly said. "So she pulled off a 'miracle.' With one pre-programmed conversation from one of her stupid frost golems, she set back your progress by hundreds of miles." He gestured. "She got the Council to elect an inept strawman into executive office... and suddenly the top brass of Rohbredden returned to its boneheaded dogmatism... willing to chase a pegasus to the ends of the earth when its own ponies were being attacked by windigoes."
Silence.
Seraphimus slumped further against the structure, gazing blankly down the suspended platform.
"Verlax used you, lady," Logan muttered. "As far as she was concerned, you lived out the end of your bargain. What's more, she expected you to honor it to the bitter end. She wanted you to die at the World's End. But—thanks to Rainbow Dash—you didn't. So... here you are now..." Logan pointed. "...in a forsaken world of blight and shadows. And—you know what? You're seeking answers yet again. Just like you did back when you nearly took down the Consortium. Only now...?" He shook his head. "Now there is no Verlax to throw a wrench in your path to understanding... unless, of course, you choose to listen to the Verlax living inside of you."
Seraphimus ran a talon over her crest feathers. Her next breath was a shuddering one. "I h-had all the answers I needed until my Goddess was slain."
Wildcard gestured: "The answers you needed?" He allowed a pause to sink in. "Or the answers you wanted?"
Seraphimus said nothing.
Logan looked at her, then at Wildcard. He sighed. "Come on, Double-Yoo..." He stood up and trotted off, hauling his axe. "Let's go check on the wagon. The only thing that can sort her out is herself."
With a gaze lingering on the former Commander, Wildcard nevertheless followed the other Heraldite.
Seraphimus sat alone, surrounded by fossils and debris, encased in the shadows of agelessness.
When she finally looked up, it wasn't with an expression of clarity... but rather that of sudden curiosity. Her beak hung open slightly as her headcrest raised in contemplation.
"I... do hear music..." Her charcoal brown eyes darted left... then right. The air danced with the ghostly hint of violin strings. "... ... ...what in Goddess' name...?"
Lesson In Urohringr Biology
"Keps...?" Rainbow Dash leaned her head aside while her eyes remained locked on the fossilized mess in front of her. "...I'm waiting."
"Be patient, Rainbow Dash," Twilight Sparkle chided.
Rainbow Dash clenched her jaw tight. Nevertheless, she squirmed as she waited for the wyvern to provide an assessment.
The Heraldite in question paced back and forth. His scorpion tail curled and uncurled thoughtfully with each movement his limbs made. The scrapes of his claws against a metal floor echoed across the walls of a massive chamber stretching for meters and meters into darkness.
Ariel and Flynn stood off to the side, silent—but anxious.
Rainbow's marefriends hovered quietly in place. They watched, blinking with curious eyes.
"Hrrrmmmm..." Kepler finally scuffled to a stop. He scratched his chin while his spectacles reflected a smattering of enigmatic biomasses lingering in a discordant pile before the group. "Mmmm... quite..." At last, he pointed with a claw. "There are at least six species of non-equine situated here."
"No friggin' way," Ariel murmured. Her fuzzy brow furrowed. "So they're not all ponies?"
"Morre to the point—a good deal of the specimens situated herre simply do not belong to the Angels whose rremains we discoverred up above." He pointed at several varying examples. "Thrree of them arre mammalian, but theirr skeletal strructurre dynamically contrrasts with ponykind. Two of them appearr to be bipedal..." He pointed at other fossils. "One rresembles the spinal strructurre of a rreptile. And those? Those appear to be inverrtebrrates..."
"Invertebrates?" Ariel stammered.
"Their skeletons are external," Flynn droned.
"Meaning...?"
"Insects. Arachnids. Crustaceans..."
Ariel blanched visibly. "Bugs? That big?!?"
"My goodness!" Rarity looked over at Fluttershy. "Is that even possible?"
"I've... seen large specimens of butterflies and moths along the edge of the Everfree Forest," Fluttershy remarked. She then gulped. "But this...?"
"Show me one of the 'invertebrates,'" Rainbow Dash said.
Kepler pointed at a dust-laden husk. Rainbow Dash stepped closer. Her eyes narrowed as she observed the flaking, yellow'd facsimile of a segmented shell. Porous tubes—the scant remains of limbs—lay in a loose pile beneath open holes in the vacant carapace.
"Sooooooo... what?" Rainbow's ears twitched. "Were these someponies' pets?"
"Those are some bigass pets," Flynn remarked. "Aren't there more of them lying around?"
"Ach..." Kepler nodded. "I do believe this place is quite rripe with non-equine specimens." He pointed to the far end of the chamber, beyond the range of Flynn's glowing horn. "Therre appearrs to be an assorrtment of rremains off in the corrnerr."
"What?" Rainbow craned her neck. "You mean those dusty blankets over there?"
"I do not believe those arre blankets, Rrainbow One," Kepler said. "They arre most definitely comprrised of bio-tissue. And judging frrom the carrtiligenous corres that arre still intact, I suspect those crreaturres once possessed respectable-sized centrral nerrvous systems... fitting forr highly-complex intelligence."
"Sounds like cephalopods," Fluttershy remarked.
"Sounds like..." Rainbow Dash blinked awkwardly at her. "...cephalopods?"
"Ach!" Kepler nodded. "An unknown forrm of squid orr octopi. Terrrestrrial, even. Quite fascinating..."
"Wait wait wait..." Ariel waved her forelimbs. She gawked at the group. "Now... what in the hell are giant bugs and land-walking squid doing in a City of Angels?"
"Probably thrashin' it under the bridge!" Pinkie chirped.
Flynn spoke up: "That's what I was trying to get at..." He turned and gestured at the large, dim interior. "...there's so many non-ponies here. And such a large variety of species too. Is it any strange coincidence that this is the largest and widest building we've discovered so far?"
"Uhm..." Applejack scratched her chin. "...reckon it's a zoo?"
"Isn't the answer plain and simple?" Ariel shrugged. "These are just the remains of countless generations of Dark Side creatures that wandered in, trying to feast on the dead bodies."
"Ariel, the ponies who perished here did so eons ago," Rainbow Dash said. "And they laid here dormant and untouched for centuries. If an ecosystem survived—much less thrived—I doubt it chose to fester in this graveyard of all places." She waved a hoof nebulously towards the ceiling. "I'd say the first generations of living things started closer to the surface—where there's more light."
"I am with the Austrraeoh on this assumption," Kepler said.
"So... what, then?" Ariel grimaced. "All of these creepy-crawly things actually lived here with the Angels?"
"Is that really so friggin' hard to believe?" Rainbow looked up, shining her pendant's light on the high wall looming over the darkened chamber. The "Urohringr" symbol lingered above the rows of seats, furniture, and dormant glass displays. "I'm willing to bet this was some sort of meeting center."
"Meeting center?" Ariel murmured.
"Of course!" Twilight Sparkle's ghostly tail flicked. "A gathering place for multiple cultures to meet!"
Rainbow looked back at the other Heraldites. "Assuming that a ring of Urohringr was made up of twelve planes... and there were—perhaps—dozens of other rings..." She shrugged. "...isn't it stupidly erogenous to think it was only populated by ponies?"
"Well said, darling," Rarity said. "But I think the word you're looking for is 'egocentric.'"
Rainbow's eartips went red. "I know what I said..."
Ariel hovered slowly over the slew of fossilized bodies. "I... guess it would explain why they're all lying here so helter-skelter." She gulped. "If some cataclysmic event like the Sundering knocked them all dead, then they'd be scattered no less randomly than they are right now."
"That's... very sad," Fluttershy said, her ears drooping. "I doubt anyone who was here when the Sundering happened expected it at all." She sniffled slightly. "They were likely far from home on some errand or another. Now they're forever separated from their families on other planes of Urohringr."
"You never know, Fluttershy," Applejack said. She rested a ghostly hoof on the mare's shoulder. "Perhaps they lived here just like the Angels did." A bittersweet smile. "They coulda died alongside their best friends."
"It's still so tragic..." Fluttershy weathered a shuddering sigh. "They didn't even get a proper burial."
Ariel lingered above a pair of similar-looking skeletons. They possessed exceptionally long spines and round skulls. "Rainbow, look."
Rainbow hovered alongside her.
"Trolls...?" Ariel suggested.
"Mmmmm..." Rainbow shook her head. "Nah. Not goblins either. These things are way too tall."
"Remember that really big thing in the sketches we saw back in Darkreach?" Ariel remarked. "Maybe it's them."
"Their... rib-cages are too narrow." Rainbow sighed. "I dunno, Ariel. Who the hay knows what any of these things would have looked like back in the day." A gulp. "...or if any of them may have survived."
"Well, obviously they did," Twilight said.
Rainbow looked at her.
"Back in Val Roa," Twilight continued. "You met goblins there."
"Yeah!" Applejack nodded. "And talkin' turtles back in Alafreo!"
"Oooh!" Pinkie waved her hoof. "And masked alligators in Stratopolis!"
Twilight glared at her. "They were called naga."
"Them too!"
"My word..." Rarity brushed her bangs back, gazing into the shadows thoughtfully. "...are we meaning to suggest that so many intelligent species somehow made it from the Dark Side over to the Light?"
"Or perhaps they were always living on the Light Side as well," Twilight said with a shrug. "When the alicorns arrived, they appealed to ponies and non-ponies alike. It's just that they apparently met the ancient pegasi first."
"Right." Applejack nodded. "Maybe them 'Angel folk' were livin' on the Light Side also."
"It just ended up being a flip of the coin!" Pinkie Pie said. "Or... in this case... the flip of a really weirdly-curved... uhm..." Her eyes squinted one after another. "...salted potato chip?"
"Soooo..." Rainbow Dash exhaled through her nostrils as she gazed at the mass of bodies. "...Urohringr was essentially a giant floating apartment complex in space." She pivoted about on blurring wings. "This was just the 'pegasus district.' And they had visitors... some of whom are still here today..."
"Indeed." Kepler nodded. "I would venturre to say that the past is becoming morre and morre clearr."
"I wonder..." Rainbow's words trailed off.
Twilight craned her neck. "What, Rainbow?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow's lips pursed. "... ... ...what if it wasn't ponies who were responsible for the Sundering?"
The ghostly mares exchanged glances.
"Hey!" Flynn's voice echoed loudly from the far end of the chamber. "Keps!" His light wobbled. "Come take a look at this!"
"Hrrmm?" Kepler craned his neck. He flapped his wings and glided over. Rainbow and Ariel followed shortly behind.
Flynn was hunched over an overturned slab of metal. He looked back at the rest of the Herald, then used his telekinesis to lift the debris completely out of the way. In so doing, he uncovered a crumpled skeleton of a large feline... except that it had wings... and a segmented tail that curled up into a glossy black stinger.
"!!!" Kepler jolted to a stop, his glasses nearly falling off. "My..." He straightened the spectacles as a pale gleen rolled over his mane. "...starrs and garrterrs."
"Uhhhh..." Ariel blinked. "Someone you know, Kepler?"
"I..." Kepler grimaced through his tusks. "...cannot say that I do."
Rainbow hovered above the fossil. She measured it with her forelimbs, then held the same fetlocks in front of Kepler. "Kinda bigger than you, bro."
"A manticore?" Ariel suggested.
"No... too small..." Kepler gulped. "Also..." He pointed at the skull.
"...what?" Ariel asked blankly.
"There aren't any tusks," Rainbow said.
"Rright..." Kepler breathed. "They didn't brreak off eitherr. Look at the constrruction of the jaws. They simply did not forrm."
Rainbow looked at him. "Is that natural?"
"The averrage wyverrn's testosterrone is rresponsible forr grrowing the mane and tusk well into the second yearr," Kepler said. "And this is no body of a child."
"Yeah, and?" Ariel glanced at the others.
"Ariel, this was a female," Flynn said.
The pegasus did a double-take. "Holy shit..." She gawked at Kepler. "But... how...?"
Kepler sighed, leaning back. "This is a verry... verry old specimen, indeed." He looked at Rainbow Dash. "It is a glimpse into the past... when we werre evidently still vibrrant and self-sustaining."
"Well..." Rainbow shrugged, bearing a weak smile. "Kinda snazzy to know that our great-great-great grandparents possibly enjoyed pizza and game nights together."
"Ha-ha!" Kepler sounded off, then exhaled. "Goddess, it hurrts to laugh in this place..."
"Frickin' crazy..." Ariel looked at Flynn. "...was this guy alone?"
"Well..." Flynn grunted, yanking more slabs of debris away with his horn. "...that remains to be seen—"
Gossamer strands flew into his face, followed shortly after a mess of needle-thin legs.
"Gaaah! Buck!" Flynn leapt backwards, flailing.
Fluttershy and Rarity yelped.
Rainbow steeled herself as—
Th-Thunk!
—the shriveled-up corpse of a ceature rocked to a stand-still, half-covered in snow-white silk. A flailing bed of webbing waved in the air, then settled still. With the debris gone, an entire portion of the room had been exposed to the magical light, and it was filled to the brim with intertwined bands of ivory biomatter.
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash relaxed in mid-hover. As Flynn trembled, she and Ariel ascended further, gazing at the new mess.
There were more corpses here—but they all belonged to the same species, each fitted with eight-legs curled upwards, frozen in necrotic time. The light from Rainbow's pendant glinted off cold colorless bristles of hair and multiple rows of eyes—like black pearls that gazed past her and the rest of the Herald.
"Huh..." Kepler blinked. "They'rre spiderrs—"
"YOU THINK?!?!" Flynn barked, continuing to brush and bat at himself with shaking fetlocks. "Rnnnnggh—grnnngh! Guh!"
"I was merrely stating—"
"How 'bout being even more obvious than you usually are!" Flynn hissed, still squirming and shaking. "Like—'Harrrrk frrrriends! They'rrre ten foot long frrrrrickin' giant spiderrrrs!!!"
Ariel squinted at the bald stallion. "You okay, there, buddy?"
"I'm fine!!!"
Applejack whistled. "On fire like he's fixin' to exterminate all pants that ever lived."
"It's okay, dude," Rainbow Dash droned. "We all have our phobias. I'm not a huge fan of pie, myself."
Pinkie gave her a double-take. "Since when?!?"
"I'm not phobic!" Flynn huffed and puffed, his hornlight shaking. "I'm a member of the Herald! Austraeoh's Eljunbyro! I can d-deal with it!"
"Just chillax, Flynn," Ariel said, stifling a giggle. "For Pete's sake. It's been dead for thousands and thousands of—"
The very tip of the closest fossil's left fang shifted left... shifted right... then stopped.
"... ... ...years." Ariel's eyes shrank to pinpricks.
The rest of the group went dead silent.
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"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... soooooooooooooo..." Pinkie Pie looked at the gawking expressions of her fellow marefriends. "Did anypony else see that?"
"This, uh..." Flynn backtrotted, pale and sweating. He pointed a shakey hoof at the curled-up arachnid. "...this shit is fresh."
"Don't be crazy," Rainbow Dash droned. Her ears twitched, and she looked aside at Kepler. "Keps? Is he crazy?"
"It is not uncommon forr the nerrvous systems of inverrtebrrates to rrespond autonomously to stimuli long afterr perrishing... howeverr..." Kepler slowly shook his head. "...this is farr... farr too lengthy of a time perriod to possibly fit the equation."
"Could... I have... I-I mean we have just..." Rainbow gulped. "...imagined it?"
Silence.
"Guess there's one way to find out..." Ariel drifted closer to the giant, curled-up specimen. She reached a hoof out... paused... looked back at the group... then reached down to grab a loose piece of metal. Holding her breath, she floated closer and closer to the arachnid's fossil.
Rainbow, Kepler, and a teeth-chattering Flynn watched in anxious unison.
Ariel bet her lip. Gripping the metal shard in crook of her hoof, she aimed its other end... and poked the giant spider's exoskeleton.
Nothing happened. The thing was too weighted to even budge from the contact.
So, holding her breath even tighter, Ariel reached further and poked its curled leg-joints.
A limb shifted ever so slightly from her touch, but leaned back into place once the contact was over.
Ariel exhaled. Casually, she stuck the end of the metal rod past the specimen's frozen pedipalps.
Twin fangs spontaneously closed shut around the metal plank. SNAP! It broke in half from the hairy bite.
"AACK!" Ariel flew back into Rainbow Dash.
Cl-Claaaaaaang! The two halves of the metal rod fell to the floor.
The Herald backed away from the scene. As the heart-pounding seconds rolled by, they realized that the echo of the falling debris hadn't stopped. Instead, it lingered... extended... and persisted with unnatural acoustical strength.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaang!
The group looked all around, eyes wide and uncertain.
"There it is!" Pinkie Pie gasped excitedly. "Just like what I was hearing earlier!" Frowning, she spun and slapped Rarity upside the scalp. "See?!"
"Ow—!"
"I told all of you girls I was hearing something earlier!" Pinkie Pie shouted. "Just like music!"
Rarity grasped her skull. "But why are you h-hitting me?!"
"Because your mane is the flounciest!" Pinkie slapped her scalp again. "It's like the interrobang that we all need in freaky situations like this!"
"Quit it, darling—!"
"Shhhhhh!" Rainbow Dash insisted. She cocked her head aside. "Listen!"
Hesitantly, the group did as they were told. The ringing echo shook, wobbled, and mutated. Soon, it reached a faint pitch, resembling a distant string section of a hidden orchestra. Like violins quivering in the darkness.
"Rainbow..." Twilight hovered closer. She pointed and whispered. "Look!"
Rainbow's eyes scanned the far end of the room past the disturbed debris. She rubbed her pendant, and a ruby spotlight illuminated row upon row of thick silk webbing.
Flynn bit his lip hard. Sweat dripped down his face and past his mechanical eye.
At long last—after two full minutes of haunting melody—the ringing sound dwindled into nothingness. At that very same moment, the carpet of spiderwebs stopped shaking.
All was still.
Ariel and Rainbow touched down, steadying their wings.
Kepler looked around, grasping his glasses and keeping them still.
Silence in a room full of ancient corpses.
And then...
...more violins. This time from an even greater distance.
A response.
"Uhhhhhm..." Applejack began.
"Crud...!" Rainbow Dash sped out of the chamber, making a bee-line for the nearest exit.
"Huh—?!" Ariel looked all around. She clenched her teeth and flew after the petite pegasus. "Rainbow, wait!"
Flynn and Kepler scrambled up the rear.
Swooooooooosh!
Rainbow Dash flew out of the building and zipped towards the nearest edge of the suspended courtyard bordering the structure. She looked straight down, ears twitching.
She heard the sound more clearly now.
"Rainbow...!" Ariel flew up to her, panting. "What are you—?!"
"Shhhh!" Rainbow held a hoof up. Her ruby eyes narrowed. "...the music's coming from below."
"It is?" Breathless, Ariel glanced down as well. All the mares saw was the glinting bodies of building spires stretching down and down into hazy blackness. "But... but how—?"
"You and Wildcard..." Rainbow muttered. "Did either of you actually fly low enough to find the bottom of the city?" She breathed. "Like... where the skyscrapers begin at ground-level or suchcrap?"
Ariel shook her head. "No, Rainbow. We came back to fetch you as soon as we found the first skeletal remains. None of us have seen the bottom floor of this place."
The sound of scampering hooves...
...Flynn and Kepler rushed up to join the two.
"Okay..." Flynn huffed and puffed. "Do I even want to know what you're thinking right now?"
"That melody..." Kepler remarked. "...it perrsists."
Flynn gnashed his teeth. "Does it look like we're here to enjoy some sort of friggin' concert?!"
Rainbow reached a hoof out to the stallion.
Flynn's good eye blinked. "What?"
"Gimme a crystal," she muttered.
Silently, Flynn reached into his saddlebag and produced a crystalline shard. He planted it neatly in her hoof.
"Light it up," she said.
Flynn aimed his horn at the shard. After a few seconds, it glowed with mana-powered brilliance.
The Herald watched as Rainbow held the crystal out, lingered, then dropped the luminescent thing straight down through the space between the ancient spires. It cast a glinting glow across the metallic surfaces surrounding it—even as it plunged for dozens of stories... becoming a tiny bright speck against the great enormous blackness below...
...but then the blackness turned blindingly white. The glowing crystal struck something—an enormous sheet comprised of countless silken strands webbed densely together. A flouncing carpet of porous ivory biomatter shook and wobbled, fluctuating in tune with the melody wafting upwards, growing in intensity. The more the group stared, they could make out layer upon layer of webs persisting even further towards the nebulous depths lingering below.
Flynn's muzzle hung agape as his ears drooped.
Flynn and Ariel grimaced.
Rainbow stared blankly. Meanwhile—Rarity floated closer.
"Ahem... this may seem like an inopportune time to announce this, darling, but... I sense a vibration..."
Rainbow's head pivoted to face her.
"Through the buildings and platforms, I mean," Rarity clarified, trying to maintain her composure. "I didn't feel it before. Honest. But something is shaking the metal surfaces of this city and it's rising closer."
"... ... ...from where?" Rainbow wheezed.
"Multiple sources."
"How many is 'multiple?'"
Rarity could only whimper.
Rainbow turned to gawk at Fluttershy.
Fluttershy gulped... then smiled nervously. "Now miiiiiiiight be a good time to start ascending, Rainbow Dash."
"... ... ... ..." FWOOOOOSH! Rainbow Dash soared upwards. "Party's over, folks!"
"Pickemeup!Pickmeup!Pickmeup!" Flynn whimpered, flailing.
Ariel grasped him while Kepler also took wing. Very soon, the quartet soared towards the fragmented twilight above while the sound of vibrating strings intensified...
...louder and louder.
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Seraphimus paced and paced in tight, lengthy circles along the edge of a platform. Starlight from above glinted off her pale feathers.
"Hrmmm..." Logan leaned back against the parked wagon. The lunar stones and strips of chaos metal clinging to the chassis lay still and dormant. "That's the very portrait of a confused chicken over there, lemme tell ya."
Wildcard was perched atop a monolith situated in the center of the suspended courtyard. He rested Bard's staff over the back of his neck while his metal and flesh wrists rested casually over the ends of the weapon. The entire time Seraphimus paced, the Desperado's goggles reflected her every movement.
"I mean... she can't possibly be fretting over Rainbow Dash's safety," Logan muttered. He shifted in place slightly. "Not that she'd have a reason to, of course."
Wildcard exhaled. He continued to stare, acting like a silent sentry.
Logan squinted at him. "... ... ...hey, Double-Yoo."
Slowly, the griffin turned to look at the other Job Squadder.
Logan raised an eyebrow. "You think she's still going to skip off on her own?"
Wildcard hesitated. Eventually—with a sigh—he dropped the staff and caught it in his prehensile lion's tail. Using his flesh and metal talons, he gestured in response.
Logan's brow furrowed. "Really? That's a crying shame. Still..." He shrugged with a sigh. "You know her better."
Wildcard shook his head. He hand-signed.
"No way..." Logan frowned. "I've just been... y'know... bridging the gap. The Austraeoh needs to have safe passage to the Midnight Armory, and what better way to make sure of it then to eliminate all threats—even diplomatic-like?"
Wildcard swiftly responded.
"Dude..." Logan smirked. "...not even!"
Wildcard raised an eyecrest.
Logan inhaled, frowning. "You knew her before she went batshit insane. I stand by what I said."
The Desperado was still at first, but eventually he motioned a response.
Logan contemplated that. He looked at the former Commander with a thoughtful sigh. "...I don't know whether or not to be scared of that. If she is indeed 'becoming someone brand new,' then we have every reason to be worried. Cuz—who the hell knows? That could be just as bad as it could be good."
Wildcard nodded. He looked at his former associate in the distance yet again.
"But one thing's for sure..." Logan's jaw clenched. "...we did get her to think. 'Cuz this?" He pointed at her figure. "This ain't 'fakin' it.'"
Silence.
Suddenly, Wildcard flinched. He flinched again, his headfeathers ruffling. He turned to frown at Logan, then gestured sharply with his claws.
"Huh???" Logan's lips pursed. "What are you babbling about?"
Wildcard repeated himself.
"Dude. Give me the benefit of a doubt," Logan grunted. "I'm classier than that!"
Wildcard insisted.
"Ya dumbshit! I haven't eaten anything in hours!" Logan growled. "I couldn't even let one that long if I tried! Much less so... so..." He blinked, gazing off.
A very confused Desperado began looking all around with similar confusion.
"... ... ...now I hear it too," Logan muttered. "...Goddess on a pogostick, it sounds like something sprung a leak somewhere. Listen to that whining..."
FWOOSH! Rainbow and Kepler flew up from below.
Wildcard did a double-take.
"Hey! Rainbow!" Logan smirked and trotted across the length of the platform. "Say, do your wings always make a prolonged whistling sound when you fly that fast—?"
"We gotta move!" Rainbow hissed. "Out of this city! Now!"
Seraphimus flashed the group a look, stopping dead in her tracks.
Wildcard gestured: "Why? What is wrong?"
"Swiftly!" Kepler stammered, rushing towards the dormant wagon. "We must accelerrate ourr vehicle and make forr the nearrest terrrestrrial strructurre!"
Seraphimus called from a distance: "What did you stumble upon...?"
Before Rainbow or Kepler could answer, Ariel flew up with a pale and trembling Flynn in her grasp. She unceremomiously dumped the breathless stallion onto the platform before Logan.
"Flynn!" Logan blinked. "Yeesh, baldy! Looks like you ran into a spider's web!"
"Dude!" Flynn gnashed his teeth, then scampered past him. "Don't even!"
Breathless, Rainbow flashed Logan a look. "How did you know...?!"
Logan shrugged. "Ehhh... Flynn always becomes a pale sweaty mess whenever he stumbles across them creepy crawlies—" He stopped in mid-speech.
Rainbow stared back at him, eyes twitching.
"... ... ..." Logan's muscles tensed. "What the Hell did you guys find down there?"
"Flynn!" Ariel shouted from where she fiddled through the supplies on the back of the wagon. "Kepler! Get this thing started already!"
"Friggin' working on it!" Flynn snarled.
"The rest of you—quick!" Ariel panted. "Grab as many pointy-things as you can!"
Swoooosh! Wildcard swiftly flew off to join them.
"Just give me a shout once you've got that chaos metal revved up!" Rainbow hollered across the platform. "I don't wanna be conkin' out because you ran that stupid thing into my flank unannounced!"
"Rainbow, girl..." Logan marched towards her. "...an update would be peachy-keen."
"What Logan said." Seraphimus nodded, landing beside the mare. "Would you care to elaborate?"
Rainbow looked at her.
Seraphimus stared back.
A gulp, and Rainbow murmured, "It's... not too late to go solo, y'know..."
Seraphimus' eyes narrowed. "What are you facing...?" Her feathered head suddenly cocked to the side. She blinked, then stammered: "That high-pitched sound. It is no ordinary melody..."
"Something's comin' up after us..." Logan asked, reaching back for his axe. "...isn't it?"
"Rainbow, I'm so sorry!" Fluttershy stammered, floating up before the mare. "Whatever lives down there—I didn't even remotely sense it until now!"
"She's not lying, darling," Rarity said. "Whatever it is—it was hidden far below the webbing. Beyond even our senses. Something we must have done most likely alerted it to our presence..."
"But it's definitely coming," Fluttershy said. "And with alarming speed."
Rainbow nodded. Taking a breath, she looked at Logan. "We found several non-pony fossils down there. And one of them—we think—still has living brothers and sisters in the depths of the city." Her eyes narrowed. "Lots of them."
"Uh huh..." Logan gripped his axe tightly. "Judging from Flynn's reaction, I'm betting we could squash 'em."
"Orrrrrrrr..." Rainbow winced. "...they could squash us."
"It matters little," Seraphimus said coldly. "If it can leave behind a fossil, then that means—whatever it is—it can be killed."
Rainbow shook her head. "Uh huh. This calls for farting away super fast. Totes fart-time, yo."
"At least assign Jordan and Logan to form a line of defense," Seraphimus insisted. "I will assist them."
"Look, Sera—"
"Don't call me—"
"IF—" Rainbow spun towards her, glaring. "—you're actually gonna stick around, then you're going to go about this my way! And when I say we fart... we fart!"
Logan shook a rear leg.
"Thanks Big Show."
"Any time, Toots."
Seraphimus fumed. "Need I remind you who has the greater combat experience?"
"Really?! Who?!" Rainbow frowned. "The angsty quail-puss who's butt I whooped all across Rohbredden?!"
"Now sugarcube..." Applejack drifted closer. "...she's bein' mighty helpful all of a sudden. Ain't no time to be lookin' a gift horse in the—" She suddenly disappeared.
Rainbow blinked as all her friends flickered into nothingness...
...and a dragonequus wearing a tacky palm-tree t-shirt and sunglasses appeared, holding a partially folded map. "Yooooooohoooooooooooo...?" Discord shoved the shades down the hairy bridge of his nose, exposing a pale layer of sunscreen. "...am I late to the beach party?" His red-on-yellow eyes blinked. "Oh, my mistake. I meant the deathly-ghost-city-populated-by-big-dumb-objects party?"
Rainbow's eyes twitched. "Rrrrrrrrgh..." Growling, she spun around. "Flynn! Kepler! I thought I told you guys to warn me before bringing the wagon close—"
"HRESSSSSHAAAAAA!" A flying set of fangs and claws flew into Rainbow Dash from above.
"Aaaaugh!" Rainbow raised her fetlocks up at the last second. WH-WHUMP! The suicide-diving troll shoved her to the floor of the platform.
Ariel gasped from a distance. Wildcard's goggles glinted in shock.
"Rnnnngh!" Rainbow struggled and wrestled with the rabid beast. "Hnnkkkt—!"
"HRESSSSH!" The drooling creature lunged its jaws straight for her neck.
Thw-Thw-Thwoooosh! Logan's axe flew. CHUNK! It sliced into the monster's side and pinned it to a derelict vehicle off to Rainbow's side.
Rainbow gasped and sputtered into a fresh fountain of black blood. She sat up, wiped the fluid from her face, and stared up with flickering eyes.
Hundreds of pale bodies skipped and jumped their way down the height of the spires, making for the platform where the Herald was situated. While a few dozen trolls fell limply to their doom, most of them were making a successful bee-line for the mare and her friends.
The chaotic stampede would be upon them in seconds...
"Guessssssssssssssss who's coming to dinnerrrrrrrrrr?" Discord folded his arms with a glinting, fanged smirk.
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"Oh you've got to be kidding me!!!" Ariel could be heard shouting beneath the salvos of banshee shrieks accompanying the descending charge above.
Rainbow grunted as she was helped up to her hooves by Big Show's strong fetlock. "Grnngh..." She shook all over like a puppy, loosening the last drops of troll blood. "Somepony please tell Ariel this is no joke."
"Pony the buck up, sweetcheeks!" Logan grunted. He trotted over and dislodged his axe from the limp, crumpled beast to the side. "We're officially stuck between a rock and a smellier place! Baldy—"
"Working on it!" Flynn snarled, his horn strobing wildly. He growled aside. "Kepler—"
"Thymmk!!!" the wyvern shouted into the wagon.
Vrmmmmmmmmm! The runic stones lit up in a bright circle. Within seconds, the chaos metal was activated.
Wildcard swung his claws savagely through the air.
"What he said!" Ariel's voice cracked as she armed herself with a sword and helmet. "Go go go go go—!"
Between the leaping trolls and the vibrating metal strips, the air was ripe with chaos. Ripples echoed in Rainbow's direction, and Discord's merry figure materialized in full force, hovering over her with a dumb grin.
"So, allow me to guess..." He aimed a "camera" at the ancient spires all around and took several noisy "photographs." "...you just waltzed into a big creepy city built in ancient times and just happened to accidentally awake some big lurking evil, hmmm?"
Rainbow gnashed her teeth as she galloped Curveside, looking all around for a solid route amongst the myriad of platforms. "Now's not the time, Discord."
He shrugged and took more flash-photography. "When is it ever the time? It's always 'Discord! I'm busy fighting a giant earthworm!' Or 'Discord! I gotta sit off to the side and brood while the rest of my corporeal companions gorge themselves on fresh meat!'"
"Flynn! Kepler!" Rainbow hollered over her shoulder. Her teeth shook from the combined cacophony of banshee shrieks and violin music. The air shook as if with a massive heartbeat. "This way!" she motioned at the distant glowing wagon. "I think if we take the left bridge at the nearest fork, it'll take us closer to the city's edge—!"
Discord floated straight down, blocking Rainbow's line of sight with his suspicious smirk. "If I didn't know better, Sparky, I'd say you were throwing yourself into dumb, chaotic situations just to shake me off."
"Grnnngh...!" Rainbow craned her neck left and right to look past his ghostly figure. "Wildcard! Ariel! I need you two to take wing and help me look for a safe escape route—!"
"OooOooOooooh!" After the latest camera flash, Discord sported black pigtails and a bright pink schoolgirl outfit. "Austraeoh-chaaaaan! Why must you be such a tease?! Stupid buckup!" He-she blinked, and then Discord looked aside at his-her right hand. "The correct cultural term is 'buckup,' right?"
His right limb transformed into a felt blue pegasus hand-puppet sporting a ninja headband. "Rrrrrrgh! I am blinded by pain and rage! Rrrrrgh—my destiny!!!"
"Logan—!" Rainbow turned, brow furrowed.
An angry hand puppet flew into her face, wielding shuriken. "BELIEVE IT!"
Growling, Rainbow punched a phasing hoof through it, then spat: "Big Show! Get to the wagon and kill anything that moves to you!"
"Awesome!" The platform shook as Logan galloped back to the chaos-driven vehicle. "Something I'm good at!"
Ariel and Wildcard streaked overhead. The female pegasus' shouting voice barely made a dent in the rising bedlam. "Rainbow! It looks like some of the trolls made it ahead of us somehow!"
Wildcard gestured at a distance. "Surrounded!"
"Crud..." Rainbow gnashed her teeth. She flew to a stop at a platform's edge and reluctantly looked down into the urban miasma. She saw countless darting, skittering shadows—accompanied by the rising tumult of scratching violin strings. "Below us... above us... before and behind..."
Swoooosh! Seraphimus flew to a hovering stop beside her. "We must choose a direction and fight through it."
"Sera—"
The griffin's eyes narrowed. "We do not need to stay here until one group is the victor. We are obviously outnumbered, so we must pick a direction to escape through and force a path thereabouts."
Discord descended until he hovered parallel to her. "Hrmmmm..." He scratched his chin, examining the former Commander. "...so you listen to the dark and brooding type, huh? Here..." He waved a talon over his face, and suddenly he was sporting pale white feathers and extra-dark eyeshadow around charcoal brown pupils. "Am I doing it right?"
Rainbow's eyes rolled. "Don't have friggin' time for this..."
Seraphimus raised an eyecrest. "Your group is in peril. What is there to afford?"
"She thinks she's got a tortured heart?!?" Discord reached deep into his chicken breast and pulled out an inky-black thing that pulsed and oozed through his paw pads. "My past is darker and blacker! Rrrrrrgh! Dead puppies and the inevitable heat death of the universe!!!"
"Shut up... just..." Rainbow clenched her skull amidst the shrieks and strings and chaos. "...I c-can't deal."
Seraphimus took a calm breath. "Whoever... whatever it is that's talking to you right now, push them away. Focus on the situation at hoof, or you will never get through it."
Rainbow glanced up at her, eyes flickered red-on-yellow. "Does this mean you believe...?"
Seraphimus' eyes reflected the flickering. Nevertheless, she breathed slowly and said, "I believe... that our best avenue of escape..." She turned and pointed behind her. "...is across that suspended street. There are less structures looming above it, which will give us a respite from the trolls descending from overhead."
Discord floated past her, lying in a rickety coffin. "It's not 'across the street,' it's 'down the alley,' you sheepherded pleb—"
Swooosh! Rainbow Dash flew through the gothic dragonequus in a windy burst. "Works for me!" She cupped her fetlocks around her muzzle and hollered to the group. "Everypony!" She motioned wildly with her forelimb. "To that bridge over there! Quick as greased lightning!"
"Verrily, Rrainbow One!" Kepler shouted from a distance. He and Flynn steered the wagon towards the spot in question. "Prreparre yourrselves, brrotherrs! Ourr enemies apprroach—"
"Hresssssssssh!" A pair of trolls landed on the platform behind them and bounded after the wagon.
"Approach this!" Logan hollered, swinging his axe low from where he sat on the back of the vehicle. THUNK! His blade embedded into the torso of one troll. Still-swinging, he smacked the other chaotic creature with the twitching body of its companion. Both corpses went sailing off the platform's edge and into the source of the rising violin strings. "Hey! Rainbow!" Logan shouted over his shoulder as more and more trolls landed on the platform behind them. "What should we do if our new friends arrive from below?!"
"Swing harder!" Rainbow shouted. She flew high, joining Ariel and Wildcard's glide. "Dudes! You see a way out of here?!"
"Bad news, Rainbow," Ariel said, gulping. "We're barely one-third of the way through the city where we're currently at."
"Fudge!" Rainbow hissed.
"Come on, Sparky..." Discord levitated upwards to join them. "You've flown east long enough. Surely by now you would have found an 'M' rating—"
Rainbow ignored him. "What if we double-backed and returned to the mountain?"
"And end up swimming neck-deep in trolls?!" Ariel grimaced. "The only reason we're here to begin with is because we needed a way to escape them!"
Wildcard swiftly gestured something.
Rainbow blinked, sweating. "I... I-I can't... My head's not f-fast enough! What did he say?"
"We can't just fly out of here, Wildcard!" Ariel retorted. "Without those supplies, we're as good as dead! Dead and naked!"
"If we have to, then so be it," Rainbow grunted.
"But—"
"I'm not going to lose the Herald just to defend a chaos wagon full of junk!" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"HRESSSSSSSHAAA!"
"Look out!" Ariel shrieked as three bodies pounced from above.
With a mute grunt, Wildcard stabbed his way through the group. His bo-staff punctured one troll's neck, and then the Desperado twirled his weapon to deflect the other two. Soon, a dozen more trolls were leaping down from a looming balcony above. The griffin spun Bard's weapon in a fan, fending them off as the three were forced to descend.
They soon joined the wagon on the long metallic bridge that Seraphimus had pointed out earlier. Flynn grinded the carriage to a halt as his natural eye reflected a line of chaotic beasts stampeding inward from Curveside. Seraphimus was already flying towards the far end of the bridge, and soon Kepler brazenly joined her, armed with a netted bag full of alchemic concoctions.
"Harrk!" Kepler's spectacles glinted as he juggled the first of many glass grenades. "We must simply clearr a path towarrds ourr objective, orr else we will be overrrun."
"We are already overrun, wyvern," Seraphimus said in a steely tone. She squared off with the shrieking, taunting trolls, sizing them up. "Allow me to do the path-clearing."
"Yourr zeal is rrefrreshing, Commanderr, albeit belated."
"Rainbow!" Ariel spontaneously yelped.
"Ah jeez..." Flynn winced from the top of the wagon...
...because Rainbow had gone limp. Less than ten seconds after landing in the middle of the bridge, her body succumbed to the proximity of the wagon's chaos metals. She sprawled across the metal, her forehead bleeding in two places as her eyes rolled back yellow and red.
"Grnkkkt... just... j-just..." Rainbow hissed, trying to keep sane and conscious. "...k-keep a d-distance..."
Ariel landed and held her tight. "Damn it!" She frowned at Flynn. "Can't you cut the juice on that shit—?"
"We'll be dead in the water if I do!" Flynn exclaimed, looking about nervously. "Just punch through the Curveside onslaught and we'll move this thing outta here—"
"Too late!" Logan hollered, raising his axe to fend off a full wave of pale flesh rushing from Edgeside. "Balls out! Time to shout!"
"Wyvern, prepare your first volley," Seraphimus snarled, then flew full-force at the smaller band of trolls guarding the Curveside half of the bridge. Swoooosh!
"Wait!" Kepler yelped, glasses rattling. "I might injurre you in the prrocess—"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Seraphimus nevertheless threw herself at the enemy. She was less than ten feet away from clashing with their fanged maws when—
Schiiiiiing! Wildcard came up from behind with Bard's staff. He threw his former Commander into a vice grip with the weapon and flew backwards with the surly griffin in tow.
"Rrrnnngh!" Seraphimus thrashed and snarled. "Verlaxion's sleet, Jordan! Do you want your caravan to make a safe exit or—?"
He whistled shrilly. With a metal talon, he pointed at the platform's edge.
Seraphimus' charcoal eyes reflected several narrow shadows darting up from below. Sw-Sw-Sw-Swiiiiish! They threaded towards the sky with alarming speed. The starlight above was interrupted by spindly limbs, and then they twinkled just like normal again—as if nothing had ever crossed their paths.
The melody in the wind shifted, like violins mutating to dark cellos.
Logan and Flynn blinked. The stallions looked over their shoulders as even more shadows shot skyward between them and the trolls.
"Uhhhh... Baldy...?" Logan exhaled out the side of his muzzle. "...what just—?"
Thw-Thw-Thw-Thwissssh! Four silken spheres shot out of the urbanscape from opposite angles, contacting the corners of the wagon with astronomically pinpoint accuracy. Th-Th-Th-Thunk! The undercarriage was instantly covered in thick silk and slime. The lunar runes dimmed. The chaos metals overloaded. And—CLUNK!—the hovercraft fell hard to the bridge like an enormous brick.
"Auugh!" Flynn jolted, his horn fluctuating. "Sh-shit!"
Within seconds, Discord fizzled out of view. "Awwwwwww..." He pouted, fang glinting. "...and I wanted to watch, too—"
As soon as he vanished, Twilight Sparkle and the others gasped into existence.
"Rainbow Dash!"
"Dashie!"
"Sugarcube!"
"Guhhhh—!" Rainbow sucked breath into her lungs. She lay against Ariel's embrace, squinting past twin trails of blood. "Luna p-poop...!"
"Rainbow..." Fluttershy hovered closer with an anxious expression. "Uhm... they're here."
Rainbow bit her lip. Cello strings rocked the air, converging into a deep bass vibration. Her ruby eyes darted all around.
Wildcard's and Seraphimus' eyes were locked on the dormant wagon as they struggled with one another. So—when the first Curveside trolls leapt—they could only flinch.
"HRESSSSSSSSSSSSS—" Three trolls stopped dead in mid-air, their limbs frozen in place. They shook and quivered and thrashed, eerily resembling insects drowning on the surface of a pond.
Identically—on the Edgeside of the bridge—several trolls had mirrored their brothers. Now—at the apex of their pounce—they flailed in the air, shaking and quivering from unseen restraints.
"What..." Ariel blinked.
"...the Hell?" Logan finished.
Twirling about, Kepler narrowed his eyes. He reached into his bandolier and produced a flare, striking it. Fwoomb! He held the bright torch up towards the Curveside of the bridge.
Slowly—from bottom to top—the wyvern's light revealed dozens of hair-thin silk strands holding the leaping trolls at bay. The strings came from an unseen source below and attached to something just as unseen high above. As Kepler observed this, his light glinted off hairy abdomens and marble-black eyes that suddenly materialized in the background. Bulbous bodies descended from the starlight, spread needle-like legs, and clasped them all around the dumbstruck trolls. The chaos beasts scarcely let-loose muffled shrieks before—Thwoooooooosh!—one by one they were airlifted into the nebulous urbanscape overhead.
This abduction happened swiftly—on all sides—increasing at an alarming rate. Logan and Flynn spun to see that the Edgeside trolls were thinning rapidly. A few of them caught wise to what was happening, and they scampered off with panicked shrieks—only to be yanked off by hundreds of hairy legs and claws from the edges of the Herald's peripheral vision.
The entire ambush happened nightmarishly quick. Within the naked span of fifteen seconds, the trolls had all vanished, leaving only the unfortunate few stuck to the webbing. There was an awkward moment of stillness—during which the bass rumbling from below peaked with clicking percussion. Then—
"Hresssssssh!"
"Hreshaaaa-aaa-aaa!"
"Hressssssssssssh!"
Hundreds upon hundreds of trolls simultaneously fell—flailing—down into the depths of the city from above. It was a veritable precipitation of pallid flesh and glinting claws. Rainbow and the others watched—muzzles agape—as the wave of creatures entered their cone of vision then vanished from beyond view. At some point, their screaming ceased. Nopony could hear the expected thuds of their bodies striking the ground, and that was the most frightening thing.
Until what happened next.
The bass rumbling ceased. In its place, the melodic violin strings returned. All across the length of the bridge—both Alpha and Omega sides—hooked legs clasped, the size of elephant trunks and covered with coarse hairs. The music undulated—practically yodeling—as hundreds of bulbous bodies lifted into view, with rows of pearl-black eyes reflecting the tiny figures of the Herald stranded on the platform.
"Uhhhhhhhhhm..." Rarity sweated nervously, clinging to Fluttershy.
"Quick!" Pinkie Pie flailed. "Somepony find a dancing pig!"
Introduction Like No Other
"Okay... just..." Grunting, shaking off a layer of shedded dragonequus fur, Rainbow Dash stood up in the middle of the bridge. Her ears tickled with violin strings as her eyes reflected a forest of pedipalps and chelicerae peeking over the edges of the bridge on all sides. "...just nopony panic, okay?"
"Rainbow..." Ariel's voice droned as she stood flank-to-flank with the petite mare. "We're surrounded on all sides by spiders the size of buffalo. How can none of us be panicking?"
"Shhhh!" Rainbow snarled, waving her hoof at the mare and glaring at the black eyes reflecting her a thousandfold. "I was once thrown into a gladiator blood arena with an Ursa Major. There are far worse situations to be in than this, okay?!"
Pedipalps twitched, fangs clicked, and hairy legs locked in place as the arachnid army spent the next ten second simply staring at the equine bodies stuck on the bridge.
Rainbow gulped. "At least... I-I think there are..."
"Doomed!" Rarity whimpered, tilting backwards with a fainting expression. "We're all doomed!" She fell back. "Twilight—be my couch!"
"Unf!" Twilight Sparkle winced under the weight of her ghostly companion. "Rrrnnngh! Rarity!" She frowned. "Knock it off! We need to concentrate and help Rainbow Dash with—"
"Just calm down, y'all," Applejack drawled.
"Calm down?!?" Pinkie Pie flailed about, doing mini-ghost cartwheels. "It's a tarantula tea party!"
"They ain't here to dine on us!"
Rainbow Dash flashed Applejack a surprised look.
Ariel saw it. "What is it?"
"Look!" Kepler suddenly pointed.
The group turned Curveside.
With liquid grace, long thin legs carried a pair of round black bodies up from below. Red hourglass markings glinted in the twilight as the two gigantic spiders climbed up onto the bridge with perfect symmetry. They carried pale white sacks across their abdomens. Pivoting to face the center of the bridge, they grasped the sacks on their backsides and placed them onto the suspended street with mirror'd motion. Within seconds, the white sacks quivered, bulged, and exploded. The violin melody from below scritched and scratched as thousands of tinier hoof-sized spiders—freshly-hatched—scurried towards the webbing that blocked off the ends of the bridge.
Salvos of shrieks lit the air. Logan and Flynn turned to see that another pair of ginormous black widows had done the same thing on their end of the bridge. The stallions watched as the sea of hatchlings clambered up the silk strings and washed over the ensnared trolls. The chaos beasts whimpered and mewled in instinctual terror—but soon the hatchlings covered them from head to toe, several even pouring into their gaping mouths. There was a bone-chilling sound—something that resembled paper crumpling or tearing at the bottom of a dark well. Then—like an oil painting dissolving from the inside out—the hatchlings spread apart across the lengths of the web. All of the snared trolls were completely gone; not a single bone of scrap of flesh remained.
An acidic smell lit the air. Rainbow Dash sniffed, then grimaced as the violin strings hit a melodic note. From end to end, the hatchlings bit into the silk strings, vomiting up an ounce of their freshly-consumed meal along with a dollop of caustic bile. Snap! Tw-Twinnng! The strands broke free, and the hatchlings rode their limp lengths into the nebulous urbanscape below. With the sticky barricade free, the black widows parted ways, and two phalanxes of giant wolf spiders crawled menacingly towards the bridge from both Edgeside and Curveside, their hairy fangs undulating with dark purpose.
"This is it!" Logan brandished his axe. Schiiiing! He trotted backwards towards the center of the bridge as the legs clasping the edges tightened. More and more hairy bodies lifted into view. "Rainbow! Ariel! Get a move on! You too, Keps!"
"But—" The wyvern began.
"No time to talk!" Seraphimus and Wildcard took wing, facing the advancing wave of eyes and fangs. "This is our only chance! Jordan?!"
Wildcard nodded. He swung his bo-staff high.
"I'm tellin' y'all!" Applejack floated loops around Rainbow Dash. "T'ain't a threat! We need to relax! Honest—!"
"No!" Rainbow hollered, extending a hoof towards her friends. "Wait—!"
"Raaaaaaaaaugh!" Logan charged the Edgeside arachnids.
"Go g-get 'em, Big Show!" Flynn's voice cracked.
Similarly, Wildcard and Seraphimus charged the Curveside advance—
Soundlessly, a dozen orb-weaver spiders the size of refrigerators dropped down from above like meteorites. They stopped dead-still in mid-air—dangling with the grace of ballet dancers—and fired white strands from their spinerrets.
Sp-Sp-Sp-Splifffft!
Each silken projectile perfectly struck a hoof, talon, or paw of the lunging Heraldites. Wildcard and Seraphimus gasped to find themselves pinned to the metal road by every limb. Logan shook and strained to dislodge himself, but even his axe had been neatly stuck to the edge of the bridge. The three combatants grimaced as the hairy specimens lining the side of the platform all this time rose up and lifted their enormous furry abdomens, forming a solid wall of spider.
Ariel shivered in the sudden shadow of these arachnid strangers.
Rainbow leaned in, "Now do you wanna try flying away?"
A tiny gulp popped in Ariel's muzzle, followed by a foalish murmur: "No."
"Then just take a breath and chillax..." Rainbow Dash looked at Applejack. "...I get the distinct feeling these melon fudges don't wanna dine on us."
Applejack nodded back. Then she and the other ghostly mares gasped as the violin strings wavered in tonality. They turned to look—as Rainbow did—to see the wave of wolf spiders parting ways at Curveside.
A red-dappled tunnel-weaver marched through the center of the hairy group. Its nimble legs expertly navigated the street, reaching out every now and then to casually brush aside dormant vehicles like they were light-weight tin-toys. The spiders bordering the side of the bridge reached in and effortlessly moved Wildcard and Seraphimus aside, making room for the tunnel-weaver's march. Only when it was within a stone's throw distance did Rainbow Dash notice that something else was seated atop it, cushioned by a squishy pillow of pliable silk.
At last, the tunnel-weaver came to a stop. It brought its legs inward, retracted its pedipalps, and hoisted its cephalothorax forward ever so slightly. This jostled the creature on its back, and the smaller thing's hairs bristled—as if suddenly awakening from a deep slumber. Upon closer examination, Rainbow Dash realized that it was a jumping spider about the size of a golden retriever. Its fangs were massively hairy, colored with a glimmering fluorescent blue that shimmered through the darker spectrum when the twilight from above touched it. Two enormous black anterior eyes reflected Rainbow Dash, Kepler and Ariel with perfect clarity, and a brilliant purple shine glittered off its awakening backhairs.
"Well..." Rarity gulped before forcing a nervous smile. "...can't say that it's not fabulous looking..."
Clicking sounds.
Rainbow Dash watched as multiple hatchlings crawled across the tunnel-weaver's body and up the tiny, weak legs of the jumping spider. They gathered across the thing's cranium, then vomited up droplets of water until a sphere of see-through liquid formed atop like a crown. The sphere twinkled with starlight. As the violin strings ceased, the hexagonal abdomen of the jumping spider slowly slowly rose until it was aimed skyward, glistening with majestic blue and purple bands. The abdomen shook to the left with a dull buzzing sound... then the right. Two tiny forelimbs rose up at forty-five degree angles, and then the abdomen rested in an upright position.
A pause.
Wildcard and Seraphimus shifted nervously in their restraints. Logan looked in Rainbow's direction, then squinted from a distance at the colorful spider who had just taken the spotlight.
All of the surrounding arachnids—numbering clearly beyond the thousands—remained dead still and just as silent. The only thing that moved was a cluster of hatchlings. They danced and pirouetted in the air rapidly between the jumping spider's raised forelimbs and its bright shiny abdomen. Within seconds, they had spun complex webs in the spaces between.
Suddenly, the jumping spider's body shifted. The webbing caught the twilight at just the right angle, and pronounced geometry in the silk glinted before Rainbow Dash and the others, producing discernible shapes. Figures. Characters.
"Whoah." Rainbow blinked. "What."
"Shhhh!" Twilight Sparkle jumped in place, grinning like a nerd on fire. "It's communicating with us!"
"Smashing!" Rarity squeaked. "Uhm... communicating what exactly?"
"It..." Fluttershy's eyes narrowed. "...it appears to be a bunch of zig-zagging lines."
"Well?" Pinkie Pie blinked. "Does anypony speak 'creepy-crawly?'"
Rainbow looked dumbly at the pronounced lines glinting in the web. As the heartbeats ticked away, she came through clueless. She glanced then at the big black eyes of the jumping spider. Ultimately, the mare had to shrug at her own reflection.
The abdomen shook, buzzing. A second later, the jumping spider pivoted slightly. This time its other web of silk was being brandished inquisitively.
Rainbow's heart stopped, for she instantly recognized two symbols. "'Austraeoh...'" she murmured.
Twilight and the rest of her friends stared at her.
"'Austraeoh...!'" She pointed. "Look!" Her hoof traced thick silken-strands outlining an omega symbol eclipsing a solar crest. "It's totally the symbol!"
"Dun tell us, sugarcube," Applejack said, pointing at the wall of hairy bodies. "Tell them!"
"Ahem..." Rainbow leaned forward, her pendant glowing slightly. "'Austraeoh'," she said in a firm tone. "Yes, I am the Austraeoh."
The jumping spider's abdomen buzzed. A beat, and it leaned back, its forelimbs shifting.
The hatchlings crawled all over its body, leaping from hook to abdomen. Within seconds, they had spun new webs. They receded, and the jumping spider leaned forward again. It raised another forelimb, exposing a fresh web in the glinting twilight.
Rainbow Dash read the character she saw. "'Urohringr.'" She nodded. "We are all on 'Urohringr.'" She pointed beneath her, at the city abroad. "Urohringr."
The jumping spider shifted to the other side.
Rainbow's head pivoted, and she read the next character. "'Eljunbyro.'" She spun about dramatically. "These ponies...!" She pointed. "The wyvern... the griffins..." She turned to face the jumping spider again, pointing at the Herald. "They are all Eljunbyro. They're with me." A breath. "The Austraeoh."
Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity watched with pent-up breaths.
Ariel and Kepler shifted anxiously.
The jumping spider stared and stared and—buzzed. Once its abdomen had shaken to a stop, it flattened its body out across the silken cushion underneath. The hatchlings congregated in front of it, then waited. The jumping spider spread four of its limbs outward. The hatchlings jumped and scurried busily across it, spinning dense, complex constructs of silk.
Rainbow squinted, cocking her head to the side. She watched as two vertical shapes were formed—compressed together with a narrow slit left open in between. The hatchlings then spun in circles, forming a narrow chamber around the dense chords—like a voice box. Once the intricate silken construct was completed, an acoustical hole was forged towards the upper front. The hatchlings crawled apart, perching on the jumping spider's forelimbs and adding pressure to the strings attached to the construct. Then—with practiced precision—the jumping spider shook its abdomen, to which even more strings were anchored. The sound produced was much like the violin strings Rainbow and her friends hard heard earlier. Only now it was shifting... morphing... changing in pitch until the vibration fixated itself on the silken construct dangling tensely before the jumping spider's fangs.
Then—like magic—a semblance of structure crawled out of the sound, phonetically entering the soundscape with eerie purpose.
"Ausssssssssssssssssssssstraeeeeeeeeeeeeohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Rainbow Dash slowly nodded. "Yes. That... is me. The Austraeoh."
The jumping spider's eyes remained perfectly still as its abdomen and legs shook, producing sound through the construct: "Yesssssss. Thattttttt isssss meeeeeeeeee..."
Twilight and Rarity exchanged shocked expressions.
"Do..." Rainbow's eyes squinted. "...do you understand me?"
"Underrrrrrstaaaaaaanddddddddd..." The vibrations normalized, and a high-pitched voice—eloquent and feminine—emanated from the silken construct. "...me now, Austraeoh?"
"Uhhhhhh..." Rainbow swallowed. "...yeah?"
"Greetings, Austraeoh," the voice calmly vibrated from the sea of spiders. Each syllable shook with the resonance of a dwindling orchestral string section, but it was all very, very discernible. "We did not expect you to speak the Penumbral tongue. But—then again—much has been unexpected. You are quite late."
"Penumbral... tongue...?" Rainbow Dash rasped.
"The language of Paradise, the Harmonic Land of Light, secretly envied by all Dihmers far and wide."
"Wait wait wait wait..." Rainbow Dash waved her forelimbs. "Hold the sound stone... er..." She grimaced at the convoluted communication mechanism. "...sound silk? Whatever..." She leaned forward. "Just who are you?"
The jumping spider's abdomen glistened with shimmering bands of purple and blue. "I am Merula, she who sings to the tongue'd."
"No... I mean—yeah, that's cool and all..." She waved her forelimbs at the arachnid armada. "But what's all this? Who the heck are all you guys?"
"We are the Winter Children of Abaddon," Merula replied. "Keepers of the Song, the Song of Circles." The jumping spider vibrated all over. "And we have been waiting a long time for your arrival, Austraeoh."
Winter Children of Abaddon
"The... uh..." Rainbow Dash trotted slowly forward, eyeing the jumping spider seated amidsts its invertebrate companions. "...the Winter Children of who?"
"Abaddon," Merula reiterated. "The Song-Weaver. The Forever Poet. The Elder of Strings."
"Uh huh, who's—"
"Lyricist of Circles. Ally to the Ancients. Keeper of Shadowed Truths—"
"I got it. I got it!"" Rainbow barked, teeth showing. "Look, no offense to your... uh... eight-legged diva godess or nothing... but..." She gulped. "My friends and I have been stumbling through the niches and crannies of the Dark Side for months and... and you guys are the first things ever to actually sit down and talk to us."
"Except for a friggin' suicide bombing changeling," Logan grunted, fiddling with his silken restraints.
"Big Showwwww..." Ariel grumbled out the side of her muzzle.
"So... like..." Rainbow shrugged. "...forgive me if I've got a million questions."
"As you should, Austraeoh," Merula calmly remarked.
Rainbow squinted at the arachnid arrangement. "Were you actually expecting me?"
"Of course. You responded to the Codex."
"Codex..."
"And you are escorted by Eljunbyro," Merula vibrated. "You are the Austraeoh of Song. You have come to bring the Spark to Ignition and Complete the Circle. Such has has been sung since the days of Abaddon's allies."
"Uhhhhh..."
"What we did not expect was the hour of your arrival," Merula said in an emotionless tone. "So late in Winter. The Song is nearly over."
"Okay... just..." Rainbow ran a hoof over her muzzle, sighing out her nostrils. "...one crazy metaphor at a time, for the love of—"
"Grnnngh..." Seraphimus shook and struggled in her restraints. "Damned... blighted crustaceans..."
Rainbow shook herself out of her lethargy. "Say! Uhm... could you free my friends?" She cracked a nervous smile. "They won't attack you anymore. I promise."
Violin strings scratched the air.
"That's fine. Thanks, I think I got it—" Logan flinched as a hundred hatchlings swarmed noisily towards him. "I said I got it—!" He winced as a thousand tiny legs crawled all over him, then receded. The silk had been cleared; he and his axe had been freed. "Nnnnnnnnngh-yeahhhhhhhh..."
Wildcard stretched his muscles as he too was freed from his restraints. He looked over to see that Seraphimus was still stuck in silk.
"Uhhhhhh..." Rainbow leaned forward. "...her too, please."
Another violin scratch. Hatchlings swarmed over Seraphimus, and at last the seething griffin could relax.
"A thousand apologies, Austraeoh," Merula said, abdomen glistening. "The Song has been echoing your approach to Abaddon's nest for a long time, and from the melody that was gathered we did not interpret her as a 'friend.'"
"Yeah..." Rainbow nodded breathily. "...I can't really blame ya."
"Wait..." Rarity looked at her and the others. "...these dreadful things have been monitoring us throughout our entire journey?"
"Well, duhhhh!" Pinkie Pie frowned. "I did tell you about the music I heard, didn't you?"
"Incredible..." Twilight Sparkle rubbed her chin in thought. "These creatures must all operate under a hive mind... orchestrated through a collective response to acoustic and sonic resonance..." She smiled brightly. "Hey! Rainbow! Ask them if they're the Spindlers that Ranort and the Emeraldinians spoke of!"
"Dang it, egghead, I'm not about to—"
"Ask them!"
"Alright! Fine!" Rainbow turned to face the jumping spider. "Yo. Are you the Spindlers?"
Merula's abdomen shook. "That is our title in Penumbral tongue, as conceived by the Dihmers."
"You don't say..."
"...also maintained by the Penumbral invaders, to Abaddon's detriment."
"Wait... hold up..." Rainbow hovered in place with a curious expression. "...did you say 'Penumbral invaders?'"
For the first time in ages, the other spiders around them shifted, their fangs and hooks clicking cacophonously for a few tense seconds before quieting.
"Yes," Merula's voice scratched before achieving a smooth tone once again. "The Bloodwings. At first, we feared their arrival meant the complete corruption of Penumbra, and the Winter Song became a Dirge of Mourning."
Twilight floated closer. "The Dark Vigil, Rainbow Dash," she whispered. "Sarosians—"
Rainbow angrily phased a hoof through her. "Yes. I'm not an idiot, Twilight." She looked towards her invertebrate reception yet again. "This Penumbra—it's the Light Side, yes?"
"Paradise," Merula affirmed. "The Land of Brightness and Harmony."
"That's where the alicorns are," Rainbow said. "What's left of them—Princess Celestia. Princess Luna." A gulp. "Cadance. Whitemane. I come from their land. But I'm not allied with the Bloodwings. I've met some of them... and even borrowed some of their magic. But I'm no invader. In fact... not all Bloodwings are evil—"
Merula's "voice" scratched loudly through Rainbow's speech: "They certainly haven't shown any goodness in their corrupted hearts. They hunt down all keepers of the Song, whittling Abaddon's Winter Children to the thinnest strand. We can barely project the Song across the surface of this world any longer. The Winter is almost complete, and it is only a matter of time before the Bloodwings or the Flux find the Ancient Poet's nest and end the Song forevermore."
"The... Flux...?" Rainbow Dash murmured.
"These fellers are good at dishin' out information," Applejack said. "...but I reckon they ain't so good at narrowin' it all focused-like." She looked at the others. "Ya think?"
"Applejack, darling, when did you first realize that these creatures did not want our blood?" Rarity asked.
"Somewhere between the first or second time Discord and the trolls separated us from RD here," Applejack said. "In the midst of all the chaos, they was the only things not wantin' to take us to the woodshed."
"Well, I think it's very nice of them," Fluttershy said with a smile. "We fell in the company of the most exquisite nature." She smiled at the suffocating wall of spiders with glistening eyes. "And—might I add—they're absolutely beautiful"
"Yeccccch with a side of barf salad!" Pinkie Pie wretched. "If you say so!"
As Rainbow listened, Merula's eyes shifted for the first time since arriving. "Is the Austraeoh conversing with Eljunbyro?"
Rainbow and her ghostly friends locked up. She looked at the jumping spider with wide eyes. "How... did you know?"
"Some of the greatest melodies are those Unsung. We expected no less from the Austraeoh, for she was sung to be one who speaks with the hidden flame of the Spark itself. You've come to align the circles in light once more, and as the Winter Children we seek to guide you along your path, as Abaddon has composed."
"Rainbow..." Twilight drifted closer. "...I think these... Winter Children know an awful lot more than anything or anyone you've stumbled across before."
"Yes, darling..." Rarity nodded. "...all of our solitude and suffering here on the Dark Side may finally be showing its karmic reward."
"That... remains to be seen." Rainbow took a deep breath. "Hey... uh... dudes?" She looked over her shoulder, addressing Seraphimus and the Herald. "This might take a while. Think that'll be okay?"
She was answered by the nod of several nervous albeit earnest heads. All except one.
Rainbow craned her neck. "Flynn? We cool?"
"Uhhhhhh..." Flynn had curled up into a little ball... a little ball that was reflected hundreds of times by the surrounding kaleidoscope of marble-black eyes framed atop giant hairy fangs. "Y-y-y-yeah... t-t-t-totally c-c-cool!" He nevertheless whimpered like a puppy while the smell of urine lit the air.
"Alright..." Rainbow turned back around. "...at least we'll be dignified about this."
Shades of the Song
"Sooooo..." Rainbow Dash gently hovered over the bridges and courtyards of the city on flapping wings. "...just how long have you guys been living here?"
Merula kept up with the mare—courtesy of the giant tunnel-weaver casually striding beneath her silken seat. The silent weaver's legs—albeit graceful—swept wildly through the air to grasp its hookholds, and Rainbow had to keep her distance while her eyes locked on the colorful jumping spider situated atop the larger specimen's cephalothorax.
"The Children of Abaddon have loyally protected the Mother Songstress of Circles since First Hatching," Merula managed to say. Tiny pale hatchlings assisted the speaker, crawling all over her forelimbs and abdomen, adding tension to the silken strands and the vocal construct. "In every season—Spring to Summer to Autumn to the current Winter—we have spread the Ever Poet's Song throughout the darkness."
"Oh. Uhm..." Rainbow rubbed the back of her neck. "I'm certainly not denying your loyalty. But what I mean is..." She pivoted to squint down at the blue-and-purple specimen. "...just how long have you all lived here? On the Dark Side?"
"Since First Hatching."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaand... when was First Hatching?"
Merula's abdomen shook; her expressionless eyes faced ever-forward. "Since the circles were broken, and there was need for Song to fill the spaces."
"Then..." Rainbow Dash gulped. "...it had to have been right after the Sundering."
"If that is what the Austraeoh calls it."
"Then..." Rainbow grimaced slightly. "That... must make you—I mean it must make Abaddon older than the Alicorns. At least... you... she was here before they ever arrived from the Harmonic Plains."
"We only know what she sings to us," Merula said. "And we echo it far and wide until the Circles are complete once again."
Rainbow bit her lip—but ultimately burst forth with: "Do you know why the Sundering happened?! Or how?! Or who did it?!"
The hatchlings criss-crossed. Strings were pulled taut. Merula's abdomen relaxed for a while... and eventually shook: "The Poetic One's melody is melancholic. She mourns as she protects: with patience, restraint, and regret. And yet—with hope as well. Hope to restore. The Winter Children have come to accept the fact that that which was once unified should be made whole again."
"You've... c-come 'to accept?'" Rainbow Dash blinked. Her ears then drooped. "You mean you guys don't even know...?"
"The Song is beautiful—but it is also broken. Much like the Circles."
Rainbow Dash stared forward into the dim urbanscape, shing. "I see..."
"We expected the Spark to bring the flame of enlightenment to the focus, illuminating the entire circumference."
"Hmmmmm..." Rainbow Dash bore a bittersweet smirk. "Talking spiders. Of course everything's cryptic and convoluted. Like a web."
Merula's abdomen shook and twitched. Her forelimbs tightened while the hatchlings crawling across hairy fangs clicked.
Rainbow blinked at her.
"Apologies must be given, Austraeoh," Merula said. "Was the last statement given meant to be criticism?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow gulped. She looked all around at the giant wolf spiders, tarantulas, and orb weavers that were now perched ominously across the looming spires of the ancient city. "No! Totally not! It was just... y'know..." She grinned nervously. "...a joke."
The jumping spider stared. The hatchlings and the tunnel-weaver stared. All of the anterior and posterior black-eyes reflected Rainbow Dash in cold silence.
"You... do know what a joke is, right?" Rainbow fidgeted in mid-air.
Merula's pedipalps shifted, then were silence. At last, her abdomen shook: "That which provokes laughter?"
"Hahahahaha—yeah!" Rainbow pointed with a grin. "Erm..." She blinked. "Given the occasion."
"Dihmers do not laugh," Merula declared. "Neither do the wielders of the Flux." Her abdomen shook low as the violin strings scratched in the background. "Bloodwings laugh. But they do this while they hunt down the Winter Children and torture them unendingly into the deepest shadow. Setting their fangs and spinnerets on fire. Pulling their legs off and copulating in their organ fluid. Mutilating our sisters until the Song becomes a hiss of torture and pain—"
"Holy—!" Rainbow cleared her throat and straightened her hover-posture. "Well... I-I promise you that I'm no Bloodwing."
"But the Austraeoh has admitted to befriending them in the past—"
"Let's change the subject!" Rainbow cracked a nervous grin. "You... y-you've expected the 'Austraeoh' to arrive, right? Like... someway or somehow, you knew me... or somepony like me would arrive." Her eyes narrowed. "How is that possible?"
"Abaddon. The Song Mistress. The Queen of Strings. The Lyricist of Ages—"
"Right... Right!" Rainbow waved her forelimbs. "I get it. Abaddon's—like—totally the coolest spider ever." Her brow furrowed. "But how did she know about the Austraeoh? How did she anticipate me?"
"The Codex."
Rainbow slowly nodded. "The Codex..."
"It is the Center of the Broken Circle. The Core of the Song. Loyally preserved and cooperatively-written."
"Wait... co-written?" Rainbow tilted her head to the side. "I thought Abaddon was—like—the music goddess behind all of the Song."
"Not the Codex. That was written before the Hatching. Before the Circles were broken."
"And..." Rainbow hovered closer. "...who wrote the Codex?"
"Ilrifa."
Rainbow took a deep breath. She folded her forelimbs. "So... Abaddon knew Ilrifa."
"Yes. As the Song maintains."
Rainbow gulped. "What can you tell me about her?"
"It is not my place."
Rainbow Dash blinked.
Merula further shook: "Only the Ancient Lyricist has the grace to sing of such holy things," she said. "She has been waiting for a very long time to serenade the most important piece of the Codex."
"You don't say..." Rainbow cocked her head slightly to the side. "Is it possible for... for me to speak to Abaddon?"
"Yes. However, you must be patient. The Winter Children have been busy waking her since your arrival."
"For real?" Rainbow blinked. "She must be in a real deep sleep."
"The Song Keeper is quite old. Her Winter is colder than that of her children. Nevertheless, it is imperative that she speak with the manifestation of Ilrifa's earnest songwriting."
Rainbow did a double-take at that. "Manifestation of... Ilrifa's... what?"
Merula merely vibrated onward: "You are the first Penumbral soul to cross the thresshold in several constellatory revolutions, Austraeoh. Such is a bright Spark in the darkness indeed. No doubt the Bloodwings and the Keepers of the Flux have seen the flame by now." The strings reached a lower pitch. "The Night Shard will likely have already known about the Spark prior to your crossing."
"The..." Rainbow blinked hard and leaned forward. "The Night Shard? You know them?"
"All that dies know them. All that lives will as well."
Rainbow's muzzle hung open. She glanced about the derelict city full of spiders. For the first time in minutes, her blood ran cold. "They... they're part of the big three, aren't they?"
"We do not understand the Austraeoh's numerical statement."
"They're one of the factions!" Rainbow gestured. "Y'know... in the Trinary War? The big battle happening endlessly in the center of the Dark Side?"
Merula's abdomen shook. "The Austraeoh refers to the conflict over the Sarcophagus of Ages."
Rainbow's ears twitched. "Sarcophagus of...?" A shuddering breath. "The Midnight Armory. Yes! Exactly..."
"The Night Shard are the oldest combatants. They seized the first glint in darkness, albeit a pale and false light. They are Singers of Ruby Song."
"They... they sing too?" Rainbow asked.
"Yes. An endlessly marching Chorus. A Bolero of Emptiness."
"Is..." Rainbow shook slightly. "...is the Ruby Song stronger than Abaddons?"
"It is far less beautiful," Merula maintained. "But it penetrates further, tainting even Penumbra. And the Night Shard are destined to outlast the Lore Keeper's hatchlings. After all, the Night Shard were born in Winter—the longest and bleakest Winter there ever was, conjured in the Circle-Shattering. A most cold and bitter percussion. The Ruby Song."
Rainbow Dash slowed her hovering pace as she hugged herself. The shivers refused to go away. "You're giving me a lot to digest, Merula... but I'm afraid I'm already getting indigestion."
"I am merely a messenger," Merula said. "An All-Singer. Not an All-Knowing. Once the Protector of Songs fully awakens, you may seek enlightenment from her. She is sworn to the Codex and Ilrifa's hard work. We—her children—are merely tasked with preparing the hearth for the Spark. A great flame awaits to be kindled—one that we wholesomely suspect will blind the Bloodwings, melt the Flux, and outshine the Ruby Song."
"Yeah, well... I know I'm awesome, but..." Rainbow slicked her mane back as she stared across the platforms. "...one friggin' thing at a time." Her eyes narrowed on a peculiar sight.
Multiple orb-weaver spiders were dangling over the center of one particularly large courtyard. With nimble limbs, the giant arachnids deposited body after body of limp, deceased trolls. This proceeded until there was a sizably large pile of chaotic corpses. Then—on silent hooked limbs—a procession of enormous tarantulas approached the necrotic hilltop, pushing pulsating white sacks.
"Uhm..." Rainbow nervously pointed. "...what are they doing?"
The tarantulas shoved the pale objects underneath the lumps of dead trolls, tucking them in warm and tight. Then the hairy specimens backed up. Within seconds, Rainbow Dash heard a series of disgusting sounds—like creamed noodles coming to life and unraveling on their own.
Merula vibrated, producing a cold tone: "It sustains us."
With a wet splorch, the mountain of dead trolls popped open on one side. Then there was a burst on the other side... and yet another. Rainbow witnessed as countless infant spiders—freshly hatched—consumed and crawled their way through the slowly eviscerated bodies of the trolls. Soon the body pile was covered all over with translucent, gossamer limbs. The corpses slowly desolved under the bevy of feasting fangs, pedipalps, and mandibles.
Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "Funny enough..." She resumed her "stroll" with Merula and her assistants. "...that's the least disturbing thing I've seen since crossing the Edge."
"Do you wish to hear the Song of the Self-Consuming Heart Worm?"
Rainbow squinted suddenly at the jumping spider. "Was... that a joke?"
"The Austraeoh is not laughing, so we assume that it was not."
"Right..." Rainbow cleared her throat. "So... moving on. How about you tell me more about the Winter Children...?"
All Our Past Mothers
Rainbow Dash's ghostly friends looked on in curious silence as the petite pegasus paced left and right before an immense glass display. She had been escorted by Merula and her arachnid companions to a lower platform. There, a large round building resided, open on all four sides. Inside its domed structure, a diorama had been erected, depicting topographical lines marked by ancient cryptic symbols, some familiar but most not.
"I can't believe it," Twilight Sparkle murmured. "An actual map..." She grinned wide, her ghostly horn shimmering. "A map of the Curve!"
"Shhhh!" Rarity insisted, hovering closer. She looked in the direction of the jumping spider situated atop the gigantic tunnel-weaver. "Twilight, honestly! Let's listen and learn, darling..."
Merula was still speaking: "The Children of Abaddon used to cover all portions of the plane, from edge to edge. In this era—the days of Winter—we have been forced to retreat back to the Eternal Poet's nest, situated here upon the edge of the Threshhold."
"The Threshhold?" Rainbow Dash remarked, her eyes glued to the translucent cartography as she drifted left and right.
"It is the term most commonly used—both in Penumbral and in Song—referring to the vastly uninhabitable periphery of this plane. In this portion of the world, life is scarce. Chaotic constructs roam in abundance, and the great Earth Eater roams the arid reaches."
"'Great Earth Eater', you say..."
Merula's abdomen vibrated the strings. "Further into the center from this point, wildlife thrives in great abundance, and creatures of chaos are consistently subdued by intense competition with each other. It is a perilous environment, yet manageable. How you and your mortal companions were capable of surviving the arid reaches without starving or surrendering to madness is a triumph attributable to Austraeoh's tenacity, and certainly worthy of Song."
"Well, if you say so..." Rainbow Dash smirked devilishly. "I kinda feel more like screaming myself."
"Why is that, oh Spark?" Merula's forelimbs shifted. "Are you in pain? Have you inhaled an acidic agent?"
"No, it's just another—" Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Let's just stick to the questions and answers, mmmmkay?"
"Indeed."
Rainbow turned to gaze at the jumping spider sitting atop its makeshift throne of silk. "You said that you and the rest of Abaddon's children had to retreat here? To this city?"
"That is affirmative."
"How come?"
"The conflict over the Sarcophagus of Ages grew too erratic and dangerous for us to sustain the chorus across the full length of the plane," Merula explained. "Even before the Bloodwings hunted us down to near extinction, we were chased out from the center by the Ruby Song. Further incursions by the Keepers of the Flux forced us even further towards the Thresshold."
"The 'Keepers of the Flux...'" Rainbow Dash cocked her head to the side. "They're changelings, right?"
"I think that's rather obvious by now, sugarcube," Applejack said.
Merula nevertheless answered: "They indeed are capable of much deceit—both physically and emotionally. While the Bloodwings rely on brutal tenacity and the Night Shard exert control through sheer power, the Keepers have mostly depended on excessive reproduction and adaptation to match the forces of their nemeses. Only recently did they come upon the Flux—and they utilized the abduction of several of Abaddon's children to accomplish it."
"Just... what is the 'Flux?'"
The violin strings in the distance took on a deep, foreboding tone. "A new form of metamorphosis. The Keepers have always been borrowing the genetic constructs of countless living things in order to enrich their breeding. For years and years, the Children of Abaddon sought to keep the Song Maker's blood safe from their tampering claws. In the last few revolutions, we have failed. We believe this has assisted in the biological breakthrough that has allowed the Keepers to advance on the Sarcophagus with such fervor as of late."
"Rainbow..." Twilight looked at their anchor. "Remember the changeling that you found in Darkreach?"
"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie hissed, nodding. "It could split apart and come back together and turn into liquids and gases and explode and stuff!"
"The changelings on the Light Side weren't that gifted, were they?" Fluttershy said.
Rainbow nodded, merely acknowledging what her friends had said. Eventually, she turned towards Merula and spoke: "Sounds like you guys have been herded into a virtual hole by three separate armies. Yeah, it sucks that the changelings eventually took advantage of you, but it's a pretty dang impressive feat that you've survived as long as you have... protecting your Queen of Song, no less."
Merula's abdomen shook vibrantly. "How were you aware that Abaddon was titled the 'Queen of Song?'"
Rarity and Fluttershy smirked.
"Uhhhh... lucky guess?" Rainbow gestured at a noticeably large circle situated towards one edge of the glass map. "Sooooooooo... why this city?"
Merula's marble black eyes reflected Rainbow in silent confusion.
Rainbow cleared her throat. "Why did Abaddon choose to nest in this city of all places? Are there more like it?"
"There are several ancient sanctuaries of Urohringr much like this one."
"But Abaddon chose to nest here." Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "Why?"
"The answer is quite simple," Merula stated, silk construct vibrating. "This was where the Poet of Ages was when the Circles broke."
Twilight Sparkle did a double-take.
"She..." Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "She was here?"
"So the Song maintains."
"What... was she doing in a place like this?"
"She was visiting," Merula declared. "A communion of friendship with the mortal equine residents."
"She was having tea and biscuits with the Angels?!?"
"Abaddon, the Song Mother, does not consume those edibles of which you speak."
"No, that's not what I meant—!" Rainbow winced.
Twilight swung her hoof through Rainbow's skull. "Just stick to literal statements, Rainbow!"
Rainbow waved a hoof, took a calming breath, then asked: "I'm just trying to understand the big picture here." She blinked. "Abaddon was here—in this huge city—for what I'm guessing is diplomatic reasons?"
"Affirmative. She was in the company of friends—all of whom she misses dearly. The Song's melody encases the memory like a cocoon."
"No kidding..." Rainbow sighed. "So that means... there's another piece of Urohringr somewhere... somewhere out there in the universe... where more of Abaddon's kind have been living for ages without her. Because the Sundering split them forever."
"That's most likely correct, Rainbow," Twilight said. "Same with all the goblins, wyverns, minotaurs, and Celestia-knows how many other species who are vastly outnumbered by ponies."
"Griffons too?" Rarity remarked.
"I wouldn't doubt it!" Pinkie pouted. "What about alligators?! Could Gummy have super-super-super-super distant cousins somewhere beyond the stars?!?"
"Somehow, I don't think alligators are from another part of Urohringr, Pinkie Pie," Rarity stated.
"I mean—it would explain his thousand mile stare! I... uh... I never wanted to talk about it much... but did you girls ever notice it?"
"Uhhhhh..." Rarity shifted uncomfortably.
"Still..." Fluttershy sniffled. "That's so sad to hear about!"
"What happened to Abaddon totally sucks," Rainbow said.
Merula's abdomen started to shake—
"I mean it was really really unfortunate!" Rainbow Dash emphasized. "Really. I'm sorry to hear about it."
"Your empathy is greatly appreciated, Austraeoh," Merula said. "It fits the Song."
"Well, cool, then..." Rainbow Dash touched down and stood casually before the giant spider escort. "So... I'm guessing when the Sundering happened and everything went dark, Abaddon parked her big butt down here in this city—the sole survivor." She turned and looked up at the glass map of the enormous plane. "She went full-time into the baby spider making business... and spread you—her Children—far and wide. Aaaaaaaand..." A breath. "...you kept track of everything that went on through the song." She turned to look at the spiders again. "Everything."
"Her Song was glorious, and her melody all-permeating." The silk construct vibrated between them as Merula's eyes reflected the dim curves of the domed structure. "We gifted harmony to the shadows of the Break. Everything that lived and died echoed with her endless Symphony: the Night Shard, the Harmonic Benefactors, the Penumbral Invaders, the advent of Winter. We had an audience in every shape and walk of life, even if that very same audience did not hear us... or perhaps even sought to exterminate us."
"Hmmmph!" Rarity upturned her nose with an iron scowl. "Putrid ruffians!"
"And while we may have been forced to recede into the depths of her original nesting, the song persists, and every memory of the concert is carried aloft between our strings, through loyalty and love."
"Then you must have waking knowledge of just about everything that has transpired here since the Sundering," Rainbow Dash said.
"There are gaps in the Song," Merula confessed. "Consequences of the Ruby Chorus and the Bloodwings' hunt. Nevertheless, what the Winter Children rehearse, the Eternal Songstress collects. The lyrics maintain a narrative, and several truths dangle tightly in silk."
Rainbow looked at her friends, then at Merula. "Then maybe you can answer something for me..."
"Hooo boy..." Applejack curled her ghostly forelimbs tight. "Here it comes, y'all."
Rainbow paced towards her arachnid guests. "I heard quite a few things about the Dark Side before coming here, courtesy of a long talk I had with Queen Chrysalis. She's the sister to Tchern, the leader of the Flux-Keepers who still remains here on the Dark Side." She raised an eyebrow. "Do you know of whom I speak?"
Merula's abdomen shook. "We know. And Tchern still oversees the metamorphosis."
"Right. Well, I've been hoping to find out what happened to a very ancient creature who arrived here on the Dark Side a long time ago. I mean a very long time ago. Thousands of years, if I'm not mistaken." Rainbow gulped. "I speak of Endrax. A dragon, also known as a Divine—"
"We know of Endrax," Merula swiftly answered. "The Song has several movements dedicated to her."
Rainbow blinked. "Then... maybe you've heard that there are 'pieces of her' scattered about...?" Rainbow's tail flicked. "And that the different factions of the Trinary War—the Bloodwings and Night Shard and Keepers battling over the Sarcophagus—are also battling over stuff belonging to that Divine? You see, Chrysalis mentioned this, and... I-I kinda sorta ran into a blood relative of Endrax who—"
"The armies battled for the Shards of Endrax and they seized all three of them. The Night Shard, the Bloodwings, and the Keepers—each now possess a piece."
Rainbow's muzzle hung agape. "But... but how could that be?"
"They believe the Shards to be pivotal in asserting complete dominance over the Sarcophagus of Ages."
"No, I mean... how could all three of them have pieces of Endrax...?" Rainbow suddenly grimaced. "Unless—"
"Endrax is dead," Merula said.
The ghostly mares gasped in one accord.
Merula added: "She perished several revolutions ago, along with her brood."
Rainbow stood in silence. Ears drooped, she turned to look at the others.
Her friends gaped at her in disbelief.
"Then... what...?" Rainbow Dash turned around and reached into her saddlebag. "...what exactly..." She pulled out a large black sphere, flickering with occasionaly bursts of red light. "...is the Dragon Stone responding to?"
Suddenly, the Tunnel-Weaver beneath Merula actually flinched, its massive legs buckling. The hatchlings perched all across the silken construct clicked and squirmed with shock. Even Merula found it difficult to keep still. Her abdomen shook wildly, nearly unraveling the construct string by string.
Rainbow hugged the stone to her fuzzy chest, startled.
Swiftly, the arachnids inside the domed building composed themselves. The hatchlings fixed the damage caused to the construct. With the scratching of violin strings, Merula eventually found her voice. The tonal shift was evident as she finally produced: "Austraeoh, how is it that you possess a Tear of Gardez?"
Twilight flashed Rainbow a look.
"A Tear..." Rainbow leaned forward. "...of what?"
Violin strings scratched and wavered in the background. Rainbow sensed rapid movement and the blurring of spindly legs just outside the dome.
"Forgive us, Rainbow Dash. Forgive me," Merula stammered with sudden emphasis. "This uncouth reaction is a frailty of Merula, the All Singer, not the Eternal Songstress herself."
Rainbow glanced at the other arachnids—all of which were nervously shifting. "Something tells me you're not the only spider-girl freaked out by what I've got here. Just what—?" She paused, then recomposed herself. "Just who was Gardez?"
Merula took her time before responding: "An old and valued friend of the Music Mistress."
"Like... before the Breaking of the Circles?"
"Affirmative. There are many songs that echo her majesty. They are older than the Winter Children and ingrained into our very silk."
Rainbow looked at the stone, then back at Merula. "Did Gardez know the Divines?"
"In some respect, yes, Austraeoh. Gardez birthed them."
That Is Awesome Enough
Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and the others hovered close to Rainbow Dash. Their anchor in question leaned in so close to Merula that she nearly brushed limbs with the giant hairy invertebrate that was carrying her.
"The Song carries the majesty of Gardez," Merula explained through the vibrating silk. "But only the Glorious Lyricist knew her in person."
"What..." Rainbow gulped. "...do you know about her? You and the Winter Children?"
"Only that Gardez was supremely old—older than the Song Crafter herself."
"Older than Abaddon?"
The jumping spider's abdomen shook. "Gardez had her imprint made in the stars—like most other elders responsible for maintaining nests all across the circles of Urohringr. But Gardez's name was one that exceptionally deserved respect and admiration. She maintained peace and order, and while she was not alone in these endeavors, she nevertheless impressed the hearts and minds of multiple generations. Her legacy extends into an age before Song—into the very fabric of Sound itself. Everything that the Ancient Poet is and came to be owes itself to Gardez's influence."
"They... knew each other?"
"Affirmative."
"Was..." Rainbow bit her lip. "...was Gardez stranded on this plane just like Abaddon was?" A gulp. "When the Sundering happened?"
Merula eventually produced: "We do not know."
Rainbow hung her head.
"The Song speaks of her glory... but not of her fate. We believe that the Breaking of the Circles separated her forever from this slice of the universe. However, her vibrations carry along the Songstress' exultations throughout time immemorial."
"Sounds to me that..." Rainbow gestured. "...that Abaddon's recollection of history isn't one hundred percent clear. Even though you're all singing her song."
Merula's abdomen shifted and shook. "The Song is Holy and Sustaining. But—much like the Circles..."
"It's broken." Rainbow nodded. "Got it. I'm guessing that's where the faith and devotion of her Children comes in."
"The Queen of Strings has lived in the darkness of the Breaking for countless revolutions. While her loyalty to her Children is steadfast, her ability to maintain the Chorus has fractured over the epochs. Nevertheless, we maintain the structure to the best of our ability. Now you have arrived—the final audience of this Winter Symphony. For this purpose and this purpose alone, Abaddon wakes."
"Can..." Rainbow fidgeted. "...can she tell me more than what's in her Song these days?"
"That is something the Austraeoh must discover... once she is in the presence of the Birther of Song."
Rainbow exhaled. She pivoted about, pacing down the length of the long translucent map.
Merula's empty black eyes reflected the petite pegasus' movement.
The ghostly mares looked on.
At last, Rainbow turned around. "Maybe it's my place to fill in the gaps and... help Abaddon."
"Does the Austraeoh have a Song of her own?"
"For intance..." Rainbow swiftly trotted back. "...I know that Gardez had other hatchlings besides Endrax." She pointed at her saddlebag. "That's how I have one of her so-called tears."
The tunnel-weaver beneath Merula shifted slightly.
"There were other offspring of Gardez?" Merula asked. Her projected voice was tonally neutral despite the obvious inquiry. "You have met them?"
Rainbow nodded. She opened her muzzle—but suddenly hesitated. At last, she gave her information in a melancholic, breathy tone: "I'm sorry to say that most of them have perished." She gulped. "Two—Nevlamas and Verlax—suffered from madness and corruption before they left this plane. A third—Axan—gave her life to make sure I got to the Dark Side safely." She gave her saddlebag a slight shake. "That's how I inherited the Tear to begin with."
Merula tugged at the strings. "We see."
"There's a fourth who still lives," Rainbow Dash said. "Her name is Sturke, and—from what I hear—she peacefully governs a kingdom named 'Ward' somewhere on the Light Side... er... in Penumbra."
"That is a good thing to know."
"I've always wondered why the Divines—these dragon matriarchs were left to reign over the portions of the world," Rainbow Dash said. "And I had hoped to meet Endrax and find out from her... assuming..." She winced. "...that she hadn't suffered the same fate as Verlax and Nevlamas."
"The Song speaks of many heroics," Merula assured. "Both committed by the Daughter of Gardez herself, as well as her selfless brood."
Rainbow looked at the jumping spider with a sad expression. "And you're sure that they're all gone?" She bit her lip. "Endrax and her hatchlings?"
"Deceased. Perished several revolutions ago while defending the Sarcophagus."
"They were... defending it?" Rainbow asked.
"Affirmative. It was Endrax's self-imposed duty to ward off the encroaching armies. She gave her life in the process, and her broodlings defended her cause to the last scale and claw."
"Just... what killed her?" Rainbow's backhairs bristled slightly. "Which of the three factions is responsible?"
"That is one of the most sacred movements of the Song, and a melody held close to the central strings of the Lyricist herself. You will have to discover this from the Silk Mother, Austraeoh."
"She's... keeping it a secret?"
"Those of her Children who once knew have perished long ago. The Chorus is very precious indeed."
"But... why not carry the truth in song today?" Rainbow asked.
"The Ruby Chorus seeks to devour that which has been sung," Merula declared. "The Bloodwings and Keepers also. Each of the Three Armies possess a shard of Endrax, and if they ascertained the Queen of Strings' song, they might discover how to steal the other two from each other. If one Faction was successful in attaining all three, they would thus acquire the ability to unlock Endrax's final barricade and undo all of the glory and sacrifice committed by Gardez's heroic hatchling."
"I... I think I get it now," Rainbow Dash murmured. She exchanged nodding glances with her companions. "Endrax gave her life ages ago to block off the Midnight Armory from the factions of the Trinary War. The Shards are the key to unlocking what she's done. Each of the Factions has a key, but they don't know how to rob the other shards from their enemies. But Abaddon? She knows. The Song has given her... like... extra sight into everything. And if the Factions heard the Song, they'd have an edge." She swallowed. "That's why she's keeping the lyrics close to the chest."
"Even after so many revolutions, Gardez is protecting the integrity of life on this slice of the Circles. Through devotion and respect, the Silken Songstress is protecting the Matriarch's hard work. But now that you have arrived, Austraeoh, Ilrifa's work can finally Spark the Ignition deep within the heart of the machine. You can unite the Shards—and more. Unlock that which Endrax has sealed away, and fill the vacuum with harmony."
Rainbow looked at the symbols of the Codex flanking the translucent map of the plane. "Merula..." Her wings drooped outward. "...just who is... who was Ilrifa, anyways?" She looked at the arachnid speaker once again. "Does Abaddon's Song tell you that, at least? Or is that something I have to find out from the Songstress once she wakes?"
"Ilrifa is that which projects," Merula said.
"Projects..."
"Affirmative. Through the vast darkness—the space between circles—Ilrifa's light seeks to realign itself into a harmonic pattern. All of the bands have scattered, but—at long last—the spectrum is becoming one again. You are that spectrum, Austraeoh. The energy has centralized into a focus. A vessel. A harbinger of life and rebirth, seeking to reunite that which has been broken."
"Is that what the Austraeoh is, then?"
"It is that which completes the circle," Merula declared. "That which chases the broken horizon until it is fixed."
Rainbow took a deep breath. "Yeah, sure. Guess that's awesome enough..."
The Pot of Gold
"Steady brreaths..." Kepler reached over and patted Flynn's shoulder. "Steady brreaths, frriend."
"Yeah." Flynn remained curled up in a little ball atop the dormant wagon. "Yeah. Yeah." His good eye darted all around, reflecting spectacle after spectacle of dangling legs, black marble eyes, and hairy pedipalps. The Herald lingered on a bridge surrounded by a vigilant guard of spiders from all-crawls-of-life. "Yeah yeah yeah." The stallion gulped. "Easy for you to roll your r's when all this shit's squirming around you."
"You must rrelax, brrotherr!" Kepler said, adjusting his spectacles and smiling. "I've always known that spiderrs werre among the oldest and most elegantly evolved species on this plane—but to find out that they've simultaneously been an intelligent civilization of honorrrific guarrdians is positively rrapturrous! If they wanted to harrm us in any fashion, they would have done so long beforre we enterred this lofty city above theirr domain! You'rre a stallion of science! Surrely you must be intrrigued beyond comparre rright now! Why not focus on the magnificent intrricacies of this hitherto unprecedented conferrence of the minds?"
"Because..." Flynn gulped, trembling from head to tail. "...their minds are encased in big squishy hairy cephalothoraxes surrounded by long squirmy legs and..." He clenched his good eye under a fresh curtain of sweat. "Grnnngh... do their eyes have to be so black?!"
"Hey. Baldy." Logan leaned casually against the wagon as he examined his axe. "Want some extra pink lace for all that pantywaisting? Must be really tiresome."
"Shuddup, fatass!" Flynn barked. "Let's see how well you do once we meet a Dark Side colony of intelligent oversized bees!"
Logan's muzzle clenched hard.
Ariel flashed him a surprised look. "You've got a phobia of bees?"
"Them bastards st-sting something awful," Logan said with a slight stutter.
"But they make honey!" Ariel said, smiling.
"Just because some hairy winged freak shits out sweet sauce doesn't mean I gotta love it any more," Logan grumbled. "Besides, I'm allergic. It's a healthy fear." He gestured at the unicorn. "Unlike Miss Sissy Lips over there."
"Step a little closer, Big Show," Flynn wheezed. "I'll make some sweet honey down your big fat throat!"
Wildcard face-talon'd.
"Can we please calm down, frriends?" Kepler smiled through his tusks. "We arre evidently in the company of allies here—the only allies we have been able to afforrd since we firrst stumbled onto this inhospitable Darkscape! Let us not sourr the moment with needlessly cyclical dialogue about habitual parranoia!"
"If we had nothing to fear from these creatures..." Seraphimus suddenly spoke, hovering above the group. "...then why are they not letting us leave?"
Kepler clammed up.
Wildcard looked around. His black goggles reflected a veritable curtain of giant orb-weavers dangling over the group from a nebulous urban source above.
"They... uhm..." Ariel shifted where she stood. "They could just be protecting us," she said. "You saw how quickly those trolls navigated the upper spires of the city. The only reason we're still standing in one piece is because Abaddon's children intervened to make mince-meat out of the chaotic freaks."
"Shackles are still shackles," Seraphimus said. Her charcoal-brown eyes narrowed. "I know this. It's a pity you don't."
"She's n-n-not helping th-things," Flynn whimpered, still trembling.
With a sigh, Logan sheathed his axe and trotted towards the hovering former Commander. "Have you noticed that none of us have even bothered trying to leave this place? How do we know these Spindlers are actually imprisoning us here?"
Seraphimus returned his gaze coldly. "Do you wish to be the first one to test these creatures?"
"... ... ..."
"It is not my attempt to cast a paranoid shade over this situation," Seraphimus said. She looked at the group at large. "This situation has every indication that it is an elaborately-woven trap. Sheer experience has taught me this. Right now, these 'Spindlers' have complete control of the situation. It would be naive folly to assume nothing but complete benevolence."
Wildcard gestured something.
Seraphimus blinked at him.
"Yeah... why not?" Ariel remarked. She turned to smirk at the pale-feathered griffin. "Since you're so suspicious, you could be our first guinea pig!" She gestured. "You've been so hell-bent on ditching the Herald anyways. Why the sudden cold talons?"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus merely frowned.
"Do I need to say it for you?" Logan muttered.
Seraphimus squinted at him.
He spoke further: "We won't know if they're truly benevolent until Rainbow Dash comes back in one piece."
"That's making a rather steep assumption," Seraphimus said. "She has been gone an awful long time."
"Didn't spending two to three months in hoof-cuffs teach you something about patience?" a petite pegasus' voice cracked.
"Ha-ha!" Kepler sounded off.
Seraphimus closed her eyes. After a long sigh, she muttered over her shoulder: "I trust you learned several truths that were eluding you?"
"A little bit of 'yes'..." Rainbow Dash flew lazily towards the bridge where the group had gathered. She hovered in place, exhaling. "...a whole lotta 'no.'" A gulp. "It's complicated."
"What isn't these friggin' days?" Logan looked up. "Fill us in, girl."
Sw-Swooosh! Ariel and Wildcard flew in close, wings twitching in anticipation.
"Well..." Rainbow Dash touched down, coiling her feathers in tight. "...where do I even begin?"
"Thrill us!" Ariel said with a bright grin.
"Y-yeah..." Flynn continued to tremble, gazing all around at the dangling bodies. "...thrill..."
Rainbow Dash kept her distance from the wagon and its chaos metals as she spoke. "Well... uhm..." She brushed the back of her neck. "...I saw a map of the plane."
Wildcard did a double-take.
"A map of the Darrk Side?!" Kepler gasped.
"Well—sure. I mean, it's old." Rainbow cleared her throat. "Merula made it clear that the thing was built by the ponies who maintained this city long before the Sundering. So... much of it won't be accurate anymore, due to all of the geological changes and chaotic shifts in the topography through time. The girls and I agree with her."
Wildcard nodded and gestured: "That makes sense."
"I... uh... I learned the name of Axan's mother."
"What?!" Ariel leaned back, muzzle agape. "No way!"
"There's a Dragon Matriarch... or there was a Dragon Matriarch named 'Gardez,'" Rainbow explained. "She's older than Abaddon. Older than most things on Urohringr. For whatever reason, she left five eggs that hatched to produce the Divines as we know them today."
"How verry fascinating," Kepler exhaled.
"Yeah. Merula and the other spiders freaked out when they saw me whip out the Dragon Stone," Rainbow said, gesturing at her saddlebag. "They called it a 'Tear of Gardez.' They're... uh... they're apparently gifts given to each of her hatchlings. A way for them to keep in contact with one another. Supposedly they were fashioned out of Gardez's own blood itself."
"Then that must make the arrtifact you carrry olderr than most things in existence!" Kepler said with a smile. "No doubt Endrrax would be enrrapturred to learrn this inforrmation herrself! Assuming she hasn't learrned herrself."
"Endrax is dead," Rainbow said.
The group went silent.
"Merula and the rest of the Winter Children know this," Rainbow said. "They learned it from Abaddon's Song. But..." Rainbow fidgeted slightly. "...most everything else is hazy."
"Hazy?" Ariel slurred, ears drooped. "How... how can it be hazy?"
"Verlax's sister is legit croaked?" Logan rasped, still disbelieving.
Seraphimus flashed him a twitching glance.
"Merula... at least knows that Endrax gave her life defending the Midnight Armory," Rainbow said. "She butted heads with the factions of the Trinary War, and it cost the lives of her and her brood."
"She had children?!" Ariel reacted.
Rainbow nodded. "Now there are 'Shards of Endrax' in possession of the three Factions. One each. And... I-I get the feeling that accessing the Armory's gonna involve gathering those lost pieces."
"You've g-gotta be kidding me!" Flynn managed to whimper.
"Well..." Logan leaned back, folding his forelimbs. "...it never gets any easier, does it?"
Wildcard swiftly gestured: "There must be more to it than that. That cannot be all there is."
Rainbow nodded. "I agree. I just... gotta learn more."
"Why do you only know so little?" Ariel shrugged. "I thought you went for a wholesome stroll with the Spider Whisperer."
"Some things only Abaddon can... sing to me," Rainbow Dash said. "Merula tells me that the Winter Children are in the process of waking her."
"Yeah?" Logan nodded. "And then what?"
"I... become her audience." Rainbow shrugged. "I listen."
Silence.
"They intend to take you down into her lair, then?" Seraphimus remarked.
Rainbow looked over her shoulder. "Yeah. You worried?"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus blinked. "Are you?"
Rainbow took a deep breath. "At this point? Only that I might not get it."
"It's an awful lot to take in, Rrainbow One," Kepler said. "Perrhaps you should think it overr."
"Nah, I gotta meet her," Rainbow said. "Especially to figure out this whole Ilrifa thing."
"Yeah! Did they explain that?" Ariel cocked her head to the side. "Did they explain what... that name has to do with all this?"
"No. That's for Abaddon to tell me. At least..." Rainbow fidgeted. "I hope."
"For such well-meaning informants, they're being very conservative with relaying information," Seraphimus commented.
Rainbow flashed her a look. "You try surviving hordes of invaders and destroyers from all sides—being forced after millennia to hole up in one last nest—and you see if you can retain as much information."
Seraphimus' beak clenched. "I'm simply saying that they're asking a lot of you." She gestured. "They're asking a lot from all of us."
"Yeah, but it's an offer I can't turn down," Rainbow said. "These Spindlers are the first faction trying not to kill us over here."
"They are making vast assumptions and declarations about you," Seraphimus said. "Considering the possiblity that you don't meet the standards or expecations of this so-called Abaddon..." She shifted nervously, glancing at the group at large. "I mean... then what?"
"We c-could swiftly turn from house guests to house sn-snacks," Flynn said, squirming.
"I don't believe Abaddon means us any harm," Rainbow said.
"Have you factored in her senility?" Seraphimus asked.
Rainbow blinked.
"Everything that lives is subject to lapses in comprehension," Seraphimus declared. "The thing about songs is that the more and more you rewrite a ballad, it skews itself... be it informatively or poetically." She slowly shook her head. "I wouldn't trust everything to a singular chorus."
"They're putting all of their faith in me," Rainbow said. "Seems that it's only fitting—after countless millennia of patient waiting—that I return the favor."
Seraphimus' feathers ruffled. "This could end up disastrously."
"It's okay, Sera." Rainbow smirked slightly. "You don't have to say that you love me."
Seraphimus snarled. "Do not call me 'Sera.'"
Wildcard waved her off. He turned to face Rainbow Dash. "When will Abaddon awake?" he spelled out.
"I dunno," Rainbow Dash said with a shrug. "Anytime now."
"'Anytime now,' huh?" Logan breathed out the side of his muzzle. "By these spiders' scale, that could be a hundred years."
"Just chillax, Big Show," Rainbow said. She turned around three times and sat down on coiled forelimbs. "I could use a rest from the freaky silk-vibrations anyways."
"You're not alone, g-girl," Flynn whimpered.
Ariel sat down next to Rainbow. "How are you going to even talk to this Spider Queen?"
"I dunno."
Ariel blinked. "Willllllll... they let any of us go down there to be with you while the conversation happens?"
"I dunno."
Ariel sighed. She brushed her bangs aside. "Well, I hope so. I dunno about you, but I really really wanna learn more about this 'Ilrifa' character."
"I..." Rainbow gazed off into the urban distance. "...I think I already know who Ilrifa is."
"Oh yeah?"
Rainbow nodded. A breath. "The Pot of Gold." A slight smirk, and her wingtips fluttered.
Reverse of Bird-Watching
Later.
Much later...
Perpetual twilight hung over the mostly-empty city. Nebulaic stars glinted off the metallic shells of the spires upon spires.
A large majority of the Winter Children had receded—seemingly—disappearing into hidden, silken alcoves situated below the upper platforms. Whatever few arachnid representatives who remained lingered in lofty spaces like vigilant sentries. The Herald—in the meantime—had taken the opportunity to get some rest, and many of them congregated quietly beside the wagon. Much of the caravan's contents had been unloaded and several members of the brigade had taken the opportunity to eat, catch a breath, and murmur amongst each other concerning the situation at hoof.
Seated far away from them—on her lonesome—was Rainbow Dash. She sat a safe distance from the chaos metals located within the wagon itself. Before her was a healthy assortment of gathered fungus: edible morsels acquired throughout the lengthy trip.
She hadn't bitten into a single one.
Instead, she slumped on her belly, staring numbly ahead. Tired eyes traced tired circles across distant platforms, occasionally stumbling upon a spider or two and then gazing even further. A sigh rolled through Rainbow's body, and she continued her lethargic spell.
Claws and paws clicked across the metal bridge behind her... at last scuffling to a stop. Feathers ruffled in a cold wind as a steely gaze peered over Rainbow's figure, observing the uneaten samples lying before the pegasus. At last, Seraphimus spoke: "Logan has stated that the scraps of troll flesh that they've cooked and sampled is particularly succulent. Perhaps it would nourish you far more than—"
"Not only would you be completely disgusting me with an offering of vomit-inducing meat," Rainbow Dash droned. "But you would be killing me." Her tail flicked savagely while she frowned ahead. "Chaos beings, remember?"
"Hrmmm..." Seraphimus nodded. A beat, and then she suggested: "Perhaps if you only ate the skin."
Rainbow shot up and spun about with a frown. "Sera, what are you still doing here?!?"
Seraphimus gave her a cool, calm look. "Preparing to be rebuked, it would seem."
"You were totally willing to skip town Goddess-knows how many hours ago! But now you've gone full-buzzard! I mean—for crying out loud!" Rainbow's teeth gnashed. "What's the friggin' counter at, anyways? Fifteen? Sixteen?!"
Seraphimus raised an eyecrest. "What 'counter?'"
"Rnnnngh..." Rainbow face-hoofed. "I dunno. Who knows. I just... don't get it..."
Seraphimus took a deep breath. "I take it that there are a lot of things you don't understand."
Rainbow fumed in tense silence until ultimately shuddering. "Yes, Sera. There're a ton of things I still don't get. Even after all of my millions of miles of east-farting." She pulled at her face muscles, sighing again. "I admit. I can't promise you all of the answers. Even at my most awesomest—I just don't have everything figured out."
Seraphimus nodded. "My inability to fully grasp the Grace and Wisdom of Verlaxion was actually one of my greatest driving strengths. It sustained me more times than I can pretend to admit."
"... ... ..." Rainbow lowered her hooves in time to give the griffin a tired squint. "Do I hear you talking in the past tense?"
Seraphimus didn't comment on that. Instead, she lowered down on bent legs until she was nearly even with the pegasus' tired expression. "I heard something about a creature named 'Ilrifa.' Nobody in your group will even pretend to elaborate for me. Not even Logan."
"They're probably just as freaked out about you hanging around as I am..."
"Nevertheless..." Seraphimus cocked her feathered head to the side. "What do you know about this 'Ilrifa' so far?"
Rainbow shuddered. Despite her own mood, she agreed to mutter forth an answer: "Only that—in some way or another—she may very well have been responsible for what's summoned the Austraeoh." A gulp. "She's probably the very reason for why I'm... me."
"I see." Seraphimus nodded. "So... you have reason to suspect that all of your travels and hardships could very well be encapsulated in a plan concocted by such an ancient force?"
"Sera, what are you even getting at?" Rainbow looked sincerely at her for once. Her muzzle hung agape. "The journey of the Austraeoh is something that's been written and sketched out in stone long before I performed my first sonic rainboom as a lil' squirt in Equestria. I've been trying to tell you that a million times before now..."
"What's... a 'sonic rainboom?'"
Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Are you finally coming around? I mean—what is this?"
Seraphimus navigated a thoughtful breath before saying: "There was a time when I knew... where I understood the destiny that Verlaxion had laid out before me. I thought I had all the answers. And yet... my world was to be shattered over and over again. There was no escaping this, as I would find out."
"... ... ..."
"The horizon has broken multiple times for you," Seraphimus declared. "If you were to somehow return to your place of foaling, would it even look the same?"
Rainbow's ears folded back. "I... can't even remember what it looked like the first time I kicked off the earth..."
Seraphimus nodded. She examined her talons. "I understand that you are to be summoned by this... Abaddon soon."
Rainbow gulped, looking off. "Yeah. Anytime now. She's supposed to be 'waking up,' whatever that means."
"I was wondering if I could make a request..."
Rainbow twitched upon hearing that. Her ruby eyes darted towards Seraphimus. "... ... ...name it."
Seraphimus returned a hard, steely gaze. "I was wondering if I could join you for such a conference..."
Repercussions of Cat-Watching
"We are not refusing the request," Merula declared, vibrating into the construct. She peered down at Rainbow Dash from atop the massive tunnel-weaver. "We simply do not understand it."
"It's not that complicated," Rainbow Dash said. She and Seraphimus stood before the arachnid company at the end of a lower courtyard overlooking a sea of silk strands. Hundreds of thousands of square meters of interconnecting webs bled their way down into utter darkness below. "I wish to have company with me when I go down to meet Abaddon."
Merula's forelimbs shifted. The construct vibrated, eventually producing: "But your companions are not the Austraeoh."
"But they are Eljunbyro," Rainbow Dash remarked, eyebrow lifted. "Or at least Odrsjot. Heheh..." A slight smirk. "...some more 'frantic' than others."
"There is no denying their importance in your arrival here, Austraeoh," Merula declared. "However, the Song Queen's message has been sung for you and you alone. While your companions may join you, I cannot promise that they will hear the music, much less understand it." Merula's abdomen shook. "The Winter Mother wakes to speak to one soul alone. When she produces music, she means it for a specific audience. You will likely be the only one capable of comprehending the strings."
"That's perfectly fine."
A moment of silence.
Merula shook once again. "We still do not understand the request."
"I do not think it comprehends individuality," Seraphimus muttered.
"Shhhh!" Rainbow insisted.
"The Winter Children are many," Merula declared. "It is how we best served the Queen of Strings."
"I understand that Abaddon is only wanting to talk to me," Rainbow Dash said, trotting forward slightly. She looked up at her reflection in the jumping spider's big black eyes. "After all, she's been preparing this... Song of hers for Goddess-knows how long. But I would nevertheless like to bring my... uh... my companion here along."
"To what purpose?"
Rainbow took a breath. "Illumination." She smiled. "Some of us mortals depend on our eyes more than our ears."
Seraphimus clenched her beak.
The hatchlings perched along Merula's strings crawled back and forth. There was a slight shifting to the tunnel-weaver, and soon all were still again.
At last, Merula spoke: "It shall be granted."
"Cool beans."
"Although we still do not understand how those hearing the Song and not understanding it can stand to be enlightened, we trust the Austraeoh's judgment. She—above all—comprehends the nature of illumination. Her gift is that of Penumbral Harmony." Merula's abdomen then shook to the other side. "We truly hope that this request is not being made out of fear or suspicion of the Chorus Keeper's motivations. We do not mean the Austraeoh harm and we never will."
"I... think we're a great deal past the whole 'afraid of the freaky giant spiders' thing," Rainbow Dash said. "So you shouldn't need to be worried about that. But... even still..." She smiled. "I must now request that I bring two companions of mine."
"Very well," Merula's forelimbs twitched. "That should be no problem whatsoever. Who are you wishing to bring besides this specimen?"
Rainbow tilted her head aside. "You can come out now."
Silence.
Seraphimus droned: "Jordan. You've lost your touch since you depended on metal claws. Move your damnable tail-feathers out into the open before these creatures suspect something."
There was an audible, lengthy sigh. At long last, Wildcard emerged from the shadows like an inky spirit. He glared at Seraphimus the entire time.
"These two griffins," Rainbow Dash declared. "I would very much appreciate it if they accompanied me while being an audience to Abaddon."
"Very well." Merula's pedipalps shifted slightly. "If it pleases them to protect you in the presence of the Queen of Strings."
"Actually... I think they're a bit more wary of each other," Rainbow said with a slight smirk. "It'll be for the best."
"We trust the Austraeoh."
"Most awesome things on this plane do." Rainbow Dash spun about—a bit too swiftly for her own good—and by the second revolution she was facing the two griffins with a dizzy expression. Shaking out of it, she smiled pleasantly. "See? That wasn't too hard."
Wildcard hand-signed: "You almost welcomed disaster."
"I doubt these things would have attacked the two of us at this rate," Seraphimus muttered. "The only disaster would have been you staging a spontaneous rescue from no threat whatsoever in our absence."
Sneering, Wildcard gestured something Rainbow didn't recognize.
"Only natural that they taught you barbaric crudity at Wyvern Point," Seraphimus exhaled.
Wildcard's feathers ruffled.
Rainbow whistled shrilly, and both avian felines turned to face her. "Hey. Hypothetical situation. If you were being invited over to visit your friend's Nana during tea, would you piss all over her lemon candies and break her precious china?"
The two griffins merely blinked.
Rainbow frowned. "Don't. Buck. This. Up." She pointed. "Abaddon's the super eldritch spider grandmother and you two kiddies better be on your best behavior."
"I only meant to suggest—" Seraphimus began.
Rainbow leaned into her face. "Shut. Up." She then threw a glare at Wildcard. "You too."
The Desperado's goggles rattled.
"Luna Poop..." Rainbow rubbed her temple as she hovered away from the scene. "Bard was right. You are a friggin' chatter box."
The two griffins were left fidgeting in Rainbow's absence.
Merula spontaneously vibrated: "Penumbral habits are truly fascinating. Do tell us—are all mortals from Paradise so banal in their discourse?"
Late for Spider-Con
"I know you've all been itching for a update," Rainbow Dash said, pacing before her companions. The Herald stood on the edge of a suspended courtyard—a safe distance from the wagon and its metallic contents. Arachnid bodies dangled vigilantly in the urban backdrop as Rainbow spoke. "So here's how things are going to go down soon. Abaddon is waking, and she wishes to speak to me... sing to me... serenade me. Whatever. Long story short, she's got a lot of stuff to impart to the Austraeoh, so I'm going to have to go down and see her."
"How interresting," Kepler remarked, stroking his beard.
"Now..." Ariel squinted, head cocked to the side from where she hovered. "When you say 'go down'...?"
Rainbow looked in her direction. "Merula's already explained it... kinda." She fidgeted in mid-air. "At some point—some point soon—I'll be summoned to a spot in the middle of the city. There, Abaddon's followers are gonna fashion a... uhh... a seat of sorts." She swallowed. "A seat that will lower me down to the hidden nest of the Winter Children situated at the city's foundation."
"Oh, you mean like a gondola!" Ariel remarked.
Kepler and Flynn exchanged expressions.
"Sure. A silky... spider gondola," Rainbow Dash muttered. "Let's go with that." She resumed pacing. "Somewhere down below, Abaddon's parked her—uh—abdomen in a safe spot. She's been situated there for pretty much the entirety of this plane's lonely existence. Like... since before the Sundering."
"Holy shit," Logan muttered.
"Well said." Rainbow hovered in a circle. "From the sound of things, she's super... super old. No doubt she can't move much. Jury's still out on just... ehhh... how well she can actually talk or share information..."
"Then..." Logan's brow furrowed. "...what's the whole point in going down there, then?"
Wildcard glanced at him from the sidelines.
Rainbow shrugged. "Because too many thousands of years have been invested in this crazy-fated circumstance for us to just give up on it now."
Logan nodded. "Sure." He folded his forelimbs. "I'll buy that."
"I don't care if you snort it." Rainbow gestured. "I'm the Austraeoh. Abaddon knew Axan's mother and this 'Ilrifa' character... personally." She slowly shook her head. "There's no friggin' way I can afford to not show up to something like this."
"We arre cerrtainly not denying the imporrtance of this meeting, Rrainbow One," Kepler said. "We arre simply concerrned—as always."
"Just don't worry, okay?" Rainbow bore a calm smile. "I know these 'Winter Children' dudes are creepy and crawly on the outside..."
Flynn shivered visibly.
Rainbow continued: "...but they mean nothing but good to us. To me. I mean... heh... let's friggin' face it." Her eyes traced the pendulous shapes of giant orb-weavers hanging in the background. "They're just shy of outright worshipping me at this rate."
"They've certainly been keen on this 'Song' of theirs for forever," Ariel remarked.
"It's Abaddon's 'Song,'" Rainbow corrected. "And they respect her above all else. And while Abaddon expects nothing but some destined glory from me... then..." Another shrug. "...her nest is probably the safest place I will have parked my flank since I had a hammock on board the Jury."
"H-hey!" Flynn perked up. "They've got the silk! They can make you a new one!"
"... ... ... ... ..." Rainbow Dash stared at him.
"... ... ..." His good eye blinked as his smile remained locked in place. "Remind me why I'm here again?"
Logan swatted his backside. "Because if we left you alone back at the wagon you'd still be throwing up!"
"I've gotten... urp..." Flynn held a hoof to his queasy muzzle. "...g-gotten better."
"Honestly, frriend!" Kepler glanced at him. "Haven't ourr new companions prroven that they arre anything but ghastly monstrrosities by now?"
"HELLO?!?!" Flynn's voice barked as he gestured at the silken guardians dangling above them with fangs and pedipalps and dappled exoskeletons. "Have you looked at them?! Do they look like friggin' puppies to you?!"
"They're fuzzy enough," Ariel muttered.
"Sh-shut up!"
"Heeheehee—"
"Just relax, Flynn," Rainbow droned. "Point is... these dudes are no threat to me."
"Uh huh..."
"Seriously! Don't worry about me! Besides..." Rainbow smiled, pointing at a brooding griffin off to the side. "I won't be alone! Seraphimus is coming with me!"
The Herald gawked at her.
"... ... ...did you even hear what you just said?" Flynn exhaled.
"Rnnngh..." Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Alright. Fine. Wildcard's coming too."
"Whew..." Ariel fanned herself. "That's more like it."
Seraphimus merely sighed and continued to stare off into the urbanscape, forelimbs folded.
"I already discussed it with Merula," Rainbow Dash said. "She's cool with the escort, so it's all gravy."
Flynn shuddered. "B-better them than m-me..."
Logan raised an eyebrow. "You sure they don't mind the added weight?"
"Merula was... a bit confused over my insistence of having company," Rainbow said. "But they easily relented. Although..."
"What?"
Wildcard gestured. "Only Rainbow will understand Abaddon's message," the Desperado spelled out. A beat followed, and he added: "According to what they said."
"The Hell is that supposed to mean?" Ariel remarked.
Rainbow shrugged. "Like all things related to this Austraeoh-kaizoness, I'm guessing I'll learn in due time."
"Eeeugh..." Flynn grimaced. "Does that ever not feel ominous? Like... at all?"
Rainbow sighed. "I try not to think too hard about it."
"Well..." Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "...so long as you arre not too terrribly concerrned about this venturre, then we supporrt yourr excurrsion into the thrrone rroom of this esteemed 'Abaddon.'" He turned to look at the others. "Arre we in aggrreement?"
"Totally!"
"Damn straight."
"Again... b-better them than me..."
"Can it, Baldy."
"You'd rather me vomit?"
"Meh."
"So... until I'm summoned..." Rainbow stood on all four hooves, tail-flicking. "...I suggest we rest up. I doubt that... we're going to get many m-more opportunities in the future to chillax like we are now."
"Couldn't have said it better myself," Logan said, turning around and shuffling towards the wagon. "Time to put my ass to sleep."
"Yeah." Flynn nodded, hobbling after him. "That'll take a century at least."
"Shut your mana-hole, Flynn. If there's unicorn barf on my napsack, I'm gonna rip you in half."
"You spend all night ripping enough on your own, so what's with an added threat?"
"Touche."
As the Herald parted ways, Rainbow Dash turned towards Seraphimus. The griffin stood alone, and Rainbow felt the urge to check up on her. But just as she made to move, she caught sight of an anxious constellation of freckles to her right.
"???" Rainbow turned, focusing her sight on Applejack's ghostly figure. "AJ? What's up?"
Applejack gnawed on her ethereal forelimb. She stared off into the distance with an expression. "Mmmmmm..." A gulp. "Nothin', I reckon."
Rainbow frowned. "Applejack... being dead is no excuse for lying." She gestured. "And especially you of all corpses."
"Eeugh..." Applejack shook from head to tail from where she hovered. "Please. Dun say the 'K' word."
"Corpse is spelled with a 'C'," Rainbow Dash said. "And if you don't want me to freak you out, then you'd better speak up."
Applejack sighed. "Very well..." She motioned towards another section of the courtyard. "Let's go for a stroll, shall we?"
Rainbow smiled, lightly flapping her wings. "I thought you'd never ask, AJ."
"Uh huh. Whatever that means."
Ripples in the Strings
Rainbow Dash had put some distance between herself and the Herald. Floating in the shadow of immense urban spires, she turned to face Applejack.
"Okay, AJ. Spill it. Just don't get any ghost freckles on me."
"Huh?"
Rainbow sighed, waving a hoof. "Tell me what's on your mind."
Applejack straightened up and pivoted to face her anchor. "Somethin' about our last conversation with Merula ain't sittin' with me right."
Twilight Sparkle and Rarity materialized in a blink, eyes wide. "Merula?"
"We're being lied to?!" Rarity floated closer. "Out with it, darling!"
"I... I-I didn't say them spiders were lyin'!" Applejack stammered.
"But something is troubling you," Twilight Sparkle said, eyes thin. "Care to tell Rainbow Dash? Care to tell us?"
"Well..." Applejack looked at Rainbow. "...it's just that somethin'... changed in the middle of the last conversation we was havin'. Y'know... when we pressed them about bringin' along Wildcard and the Death Turkey?"
"Changed?" Pinkie Pie floated in, munching. "Changed, how?"
Rarity gave Pinkie Pie a double-take. "What...?" Her lips pursed. "Pinkie Pie, what could you possibly be eating?"
"Ghost candy!"
"Ghost candy?"
"Yeah!" Pinkie opened her muzzle wide, revealing nothing. "I made it up! Isn't it sweet?"
Fluttershy materialized beside her, smiling and "munching" as well. "Mine is vanilla-flavored! Mmmmmmm... I love vanilla..."
Rarity face-hoofed with a dainty sigh.
"Applejack...?" Rainbow looked at her honest friend with a tired smile. "Back to the sapient spiders and the looming intrigue."
"It's just that..." Applejack gestured. "These bug-folks are... are..." She fumbled. "I guess 'pure' is the word for it. They're right to call themselves the 'Winter Children,' cuz they're all like foals, really. They're very innocent and trustin' and they hardly ever question anythang... especially when it comes to their 'Lyric Mother' and her 'Song.'"
"Soooooooo... what happened during the last conversation to put a dint in all that?"
"Ain't a dint, exactly. Just..." Applejack looked at Seraphimus in the distance. "Seems they weren't expecting you to bring along two visitors."
"Merula said it was acceptable," Rainbow said. She raised an eyebrow. "Are you telling me that she was lying?"
"No, I sensed that they was okay with it. Only... somethin' in their perspective has been stirred somewhat. Reckon it's hard to explain." Applejack tapped her chin thoughtfully. "It's like they never even comprehended that you would do anythang but show up on yer lonesome. But now that there's been a flank-bump in the square dance—so to speak—it's gotten their rhythm all caddywankas."
"Hah!" Pinkie said between phantom candy-bites. "Leave it to AJ to rely on countryisms... even butt-deep in a sepulcher city full of talking spiders!"
"Whatever the case, there's been a ripple in the pond," Applejack said. "I dun feel like it's cause for concern, but I'd hate myself if I didn't mention it." She gulped. "Sorry for bein' mighty slow on the draw."
"It's fine, Applejack," Rainbow said calmly. "What matters is that you said something before I took the penultimate cocoon ride down into Abaddon-land."
"Brrrbrrrrrr..." Rarity shivered all over. "Can we please not call the silken transport a 'gondola?'" She flashed a frown towards a distant, feathered figure. "Not so long as Seraphimus is going to be descending with us?"
"Ugh!" Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes while "chewing gum." "Agreed!"
"Everything about the Winter Children is about relying on the 'Song' of their brood mother," Twilight Sparkle. "The Queen of Strings has been teaching them about the Austraeoh and Urohringr since their hatching for countless generations."
"Yes." Fluttershy nodded. "And—like trusting foals—they've known nothing else but the regimental truth they've lived by four eons." She gestured at their anchor. "The moment Rainbow Dash introduces something that they're simply not expecting, and it throws their balance off completely!" She smiled gently. "It's somewhat precious, actually. It reminds me of baby birds learning to fly for the first time. Sometimes a gentle prod from their mommies and daddies isn't enough to prepare them for the winds to come."
"These aren't freshly-hatched songbirds, darling," Rarity said with a slight shudder. "This is... a ghastly colony of unearthly invertebrates that have been operating by an acoustical construct to live and abide by. It goes beyond natural instinct and simple reasoning. They completely and absolutely depend on the Song. For the life of me, I cannot fathom how this 'Abaddon' matriarch expects her hatchlings to exist outside the frame of welcoming the Austraeoh to the Dark Side."
"Probably because she doesn't," Twilight said. "It's obvious that Abaddon was stuck here against her will when the Sundering happened. She survived a cataclysm that Ilrifa, Gardez and potential others did not. So—to make do, and to support the fate of the Austraeoh—she nested up on here and went into full birthing mode." Twilight gestured. "She spread her hatchlings—and her Song—to the far corners of the Dark Side, keeping watch and gathering information for the exchange that is now—finally—about to go underway." She gulped. "Can you imagine the sheer amount of preparation and sacrifice that had to go into this sort of an endeavor? For so... so many epochs that most mortal beings like ourselves cannot even comprehend?"
"You make it sound like she's gonna curl up and die once Dashie finishes having her chat with her!" Pinkie declared.
"An even better question..." Fluttershy grimaced, ears folding melancholically. "...what's going to happen to the Winter Children once Abaddon has fulfilled her life's purpose?" She blinked at the others. "What is their fate here... on the Dark Side?"
Silence.
"They aren't called the Spring Children, now, are they, darling?" Rarity quietly said.
Fluttershy stifled a whimper, holding a pair of hooves over her muzzle. Pinkie Pie nuzzled her gently.
Rainbow took a breath. "There's clearly a lot on the line. Let's just... try not and shake the strings too much, okay? I mean that literally."
Applejack nodded back. "I will keep my eyes peeled when the meeting goes down." She blinked, then smiled sheepishly. "Well... y'know what I mean."
"That's fine. For now..." Rainbow gestured after the Herald. "I suggest you guys follow suit. Rest up. Vanilla Zone and all that."
"Mmmmmmm..." Rarity stifled a yawn. "...just who's turn is it to keep watch?"
"Oh!" Pinkie Pie piped up, waving her forelimb. "Me! Me me me me!"
"Ughhh... Pinkie..." Twilight frowned. "I think we've all mutually agreed that you should not be 'standing watch' any more."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" Pinkie pouted. "Since when?"
"Erm..." Rarity fidgeted. "No offense intended, darling, but..." She squinted at the mare. "You have a rather unfortunate habit of dozing off in the middle of your vigils. And—all things considered—that is something that Rainbow Dash simply cannot afford while she's here on the Dark Side."
"Pffffft!" Pinkie waved a dismissive hoof. "Me?! Sleep on the job?! This is Dashie we're talking about! Miss Loyalty Extraordinaryette! Nooooo way would I leave her hanging! I mean—good gosh, Rarity—that would make me worst pony! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha—"
Signing On to Discord
"Schnorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Pinkie Pie slept like a rock in mid-air. She drifted slowly over Rainbow's head, her muzzle dribbling with ghost drool.
Rainbow looked up from a sleeping mat that she was sprawled across. The phantom shadow of a slumbering candy pone crossed over her spectral features. After a roll of her eyes, Rainbow smiled and shifted to the side.
The city hung sideways in her tired vision. In the distance, she could spot the white shape of the wagon. Logan, Flynn, and Kepler formed slumbering dots around the dormant vehicle and its chaotic contents.
More sleepy breaths—this time it wasn't Pinkie. Rainbow looked over her shoulder.
Ariel slept on a mat just a few meters away. Even in slumber, she refused to leave Rainbow's side. Her fuzzy gray body was curled up in a foalish ball that almost made her look the same size as her petite companion. Almost.
Rainbow's eyes wandered further. She knew better than to look for Wildcard. The Desperado was undoubtedly perched somewhere lofty and advantageous—where he could swoop down and protect the Austraeoh at a moment's notice. He always made sure that he could see her, even if she couldn't see him. Somehow, Rainbow knew that Bard would be proud.
A warm breath escaped her lips.
There was no sign of Seraphimus at the moment either. For the first time in as long as Rainbow could remember, she didn't care.
Her eyes wandered a bit until she spotted a familiar flicker of gold. Somewhere—off in the distance—the Midnight Armory loomed beyond the metal, the chaos, and the great Cuve of the Dark Side. Now—with all that she had learned—its shine was all the more dazzling. Even with her eyes closed, Rainbow could see its minute shape in all its alicorn glory.
Abaddon had a Song. The ancestors of Whitemane had a Shine.
Rainbow's eyelids hung heavy. She curled up, trilling a bit to herself as she settled into a comfortable position...
...and drifted away.
"... ... ... ... ... ...the itsy bitsy Sparky went up the webbed spout."
Rainbow's eyes popped open.
"Down came the exposition aaaaaand washed the Sparky out!"
Rainbow's eyes rolled. She looked directly up.
Pinkie's sleeping body drifted by. Soon, a lazy dragonequus came into focus, lounging on a magic "hammock" above the scene. He made shadow puppets against the underside of a metal bridge through the use of a ghostly flashlight. The spotlight featured spidery limbs encircling a stick-figure pegasus enmeshed in webbing.
"Up came the kaizo and dried up all the angst." He puppeted a shadowed bevvy of mute explosions against spotlight. "And the itsy bitsy Sparky threw up a fight scene again."
Rainbow exhaled long and hard.
A pair of red-on-yellow eyes peered down at her, above a glinting grin. "How're my improv skills? Hmmm?" He twirled the flashlight until it turned into a microphone that produced a whine of feedback. "Better with or without the watermelon gag?"
Rainbow clenched her jaw.
"Ehhhh..." He shifted his hairy body. "Let's face it. The show was better before the special host ditched everything for 'The Plot Is Right.'" He backflipped off the vanishing hammock and slowly descended via an open umbrella. "I should just stick to the menacing veneer and empty threats—" He nearly bumped into a sleep-gliding Pinkie Pie. "HEY! I'M MONOLOGUING HERE!"
Rainbow rolled her eyes.
"Nice girl." Discord landed beside the sleeping mat, folded up his umbrella, and shoved it into his earhole. "But she really shouldn't be asleep at the whinny." He winked and placed his knuckles against his hairy hips. "Friends don't let friends doze and drool."
A low grumbling sound escaped Rainbow's muzzle.
"Okay. Here it comes. I know it's coming."
Rainbow's eyes narrowed.
"It is coming, isn't it?" Discord leaned in, fang glinting. "Come on. I wanna hear you say it." He twisted his ear until it turned into a phonograph funnel aimed at the petite pegasus. "'Get lost, you freakin' harmony-pooper!'" his voice cracked raspily. "'You bloody chaos lord of anti-alicorn menacing! Ya inside out cat-huffing eggplant-chocolate...' or whatever your glorious catch-phrase is." He shook his head until it was back to normal and gestured at the sleeping, drifting Pinkie. "You know what to do. And you can do it! Just wake her up and the rest of your bosom buddies will come scampering in to herd me back into fart-space where I can't ruffle your precious feathers." He raised a pinkie finger while a red tie materialized beneath his neck. "Do it bigly, ya snowflake!"
"... ... ... ... ..." Rainbow gazed blankly at him.
"Or maybe..." He yanked the tie until it retracted into his voice box like a venetian blind. Eyes thinned as his voice hissed. "...you simply don't want to shoo me away? After all, what's the excuse at this point?" His eyes darted towards the wagon. "The metal's over there, Sparky. All the trolls are spider food. So—please, humor me before I humor myself into stitches."
"... ... ... ... ..."
"Here's something I don't understand." Discord leaned back, twiddling his digits together. "You'll talk to long-winded half-alicorn do-gooders. You'll talk to giant blind turtles living in cities named after penultimate saints. You'll even talk to evil frosted chaos dragons with a fetish for indoctrinating entire tribes of wayward cultures. Now—lo and behold—you're about to go on a field trip to listen to a giant spider diva pontificate about who-knows-what... and yet... you just will never... ever talk to me! Well? What's the deal, Sparky?" He flung his arms out. A long gray beard and a bent cane materialized on his person. "Aren't I just as old and wise as the rest of the motley crew? Has that ever occurred to you? Not that I'm jealous or anything, ya little whippersnapper... but what have they got that I haven't? Owwwww..." He rubbed his aching backside. "Aside from a metal hip replacement..."
Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. At last, she muttered in his direction. "You killed my friends."
"Ehhhhh...?"
"You killed my friends!" Rainbow Dash hissed. Ariel stirred slightly beside her, snorted, then fell back into deep slumber.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..." Discord nodded slowly. "We're still hung up on that precious nugget, aren't we? Very well." He backflipped. A psychiatrist chair materialized in time for him to land on it, wearing a three-piece suit and thick glasses. "Very well..." He struck a match across Pinkie's flank as she drifted by, lit a cigar, and flipped open a notepad. "How doez zat makez you feel, fraulein?"
"And what just irks me..." Rainbow's teeth clenched. "...is that you still have the gall to joke about it. Even now."
"Shtill... haz... sie gall..." Discord puffed on his cigar as he scribbled into the notepad. "Ja... Ja..." He held the paper towards her, displaying a foalish drawing of a rocket launcher. "And vat does your mother haf to do vith thees?"
Rainbow sighed hard, shaking her head. "Can you at least tell me one thing straight?"
"Well, naturally, I have to tell it to you straight," Discord said in his normal voice. He adjusted his spectacles. "Local spider legislation doesn't allow that kind of marriage. I mean—besides—have you seen their public restrooms here?" He laughed, hugging himself as the disguise vanished from his thrashing figure. "Hahahaha... ohhhhhhhhh I'm so relevant and fuzzy..."
Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "Why did you do it?"
"What? Skip shaving? Puberty's a female dog and I left my newspaper at home."
"Why did you kill my friends?!?"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Sparky..." Discord "stood up" and walked towards her. "Kill... be killed. Be harmonic... be chaotic..." He bent back, doing the limbo beneath Pinkie on her latest slumbering fly-by. "For such a prismatic pegasus...... guhhh..." He stood back up straight, hands on his hips. "You truly love to see things in black and white."
"It's the life I've had to live," Rainbow muttered. "Thanks to you."
"Oh, it's me who's to blame, huh?" Discord pointed a finger at himself. "As if I just strolled in and did backup drums for the song we're all singing?"
Rainbow blinked. "Huh...?"
"You heard the Mouth of Arachno-Sauron earlier!" Discord gestured. "The music's been playing long before either you or me swung up to the home plate. Doesn't matter if it was the Drag Queen of Strings or the alicorns who first uvulated the ditty into the vacuum chamber. Fact is... the rhythm's been a-clangin' for a long-butt time, and we're both caught up in the chorus."
"So..." Rainbow cocked her head to the side. "...you're saying that... you didn't mean to kill my friends?"
"Did you mean to become the Austraeoh, Sparky?"
Rainbow frowned. "That's no friggin' excuse."
"Isn't it?" Discord winked. "You of all ponies should know, Miss Black-and-White, that there are two types of individuals who show up to a concert. Those who like to dance to the music..." His fang glanted. "...and those who like to sing out of tune."
Rainbow sighed pitifully. "You're a coward who won't own up to what he's done."
"I'm a person who likes to bring the house down," Discord said. "And Equestria? Girl... that's one big friggin' house."
"No wonder Celestia and Luna turned you to stone."
"Yeahhhhhhhh. I get ittttttttttttt. Nobody likes a heckler. But if you never boo or hiss at a concert... then all you get is the same music over and over and over again!" He tilted his head back until it practically looped around, along with his boring eyes. "Borrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggg!"
"Hrmmmmmmmmm..." Pinkie Pie smiled, drooled, and smiled some more in her sleep. "Borrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinggggg... heeheehee..."
Discord side-stepped past the sleep-hovering ghost and loomed above Rainbow Dash once more. "Hard as it may be for you wrap your fruity head around this, Sparky-chan, but I never meant to mail your precious friends to the Department of Pushing Daisies. I'm not unlike the Wanker Children's beloved Abacus..." He held his arms out as a top-hat appeared atop his scalp. "... ... ...I love an audience. It isn't all that fun if there's nopony living to make sense of not making sense." He lifted the top-hat, revealing a gasping blue unicorn with a snow-white mane. "WHOOPS!" Discord puffed the entire illusion out of existence, blushing. "Wrong move, there. Didn't want to train wreck this all again, now, did we?"
"If you didn't want my friends dead..." Rainbow Dash stirred angrily where she pretended to be lying down to sleep. "Then why did you smile and laugh at their deaths in Ponyville?" Her ears curled back, reddening—along with her frown. "Why have you threatened to do them harm over and over again?"
"One... I didn't smile and laugh at their deaths. That was—at best—subdued amusement. After all, when things happen that even I don't expect, it's a full rich day for me." He stifled a yawn. "As for suggesting miserable things in general, Sparky, well... I just enjoy incurring acrimonious reflexes from your central psychological nucleus through consistent unmitigated stimuli of an unpredictable nature for the sake of casual mirth."
"... ... ..." Rainbow blinked. "What?"
He leaned his long long long long neck forward until he was staring her down with a glinting smirk. "I do it for the lulz." He punctuated that holocaustal statement with a wink.
"... ... ...Pinkie Piiiiiiiiiiie..." Rainbow's voice cracked. "Time to wake upppppp!"
The hovering mare stirred with ghostly hoof-kicks, snorting and murmuring.
Discord started flickering out of existence. "Very well. One step forward and a million farts back. Is that the way it's gonna be?" He drifted backwards, holding a glossy tablet in his hoof and "swiping" down illuminated page with a single claw. "Still... probably for the best... otherwise, this could have gone on for multiple chapters. 'Discord Dialogues Part Eight'. Pffft... give me a break!"
"Pinkiiiiie..."
"Alright alright... but don't count on a ghostly breakfast just yet!" Discord winked. "Something squirmy, its time now come, slouches towards Sparklyhem to be born." Just as he said this, a set of giant hairy legs phased through his vanishing figure.
Rainbow Dash actually jumped, startled.
A familiar tunnel-weaver emerged from the silkscape below. Merula perched on its back, accompanied by multiple hatchlings. Soon, Rainbow found herself in the company of the All Singer again.
"Austraeoh..." Merula vibrated through the silk construct.
Violin strings shook through the air.
"Mrmmmmffff..." Ariel awoke, looking up with thin eyes. "What...?" She stared into the enormous fangs and twitching pedipalps of the giant tunnel-weaver. "SHIT!" She jumped in mid-air and flailed like a rabid feline. "HOLY FU—"
"Shhhhhh!" Rainbow grasped Ariel, clamping a hoof over her muzzle. "Relax, girl..."
"Gnnnkkt!" Ariel slumped in her embrace. "Whew... cheese and crackers..." She brushed a shakey hoof through her mane. "...forgot where I was for a moment."
"Ahem." Rainbow turned to face the spider-speaker. "What's up, Merula?"
"It is the Songstress of Ages," Merula announced, abdomen dancing. "She awakens."
WEB-Way Pony Mover
Dozens of giant orb weaver spiders descended from the upper heights of the abandoned city above. They lowered via strings of silk with such grace and dance-like precision that Rainbow pondered how long they had been looming above the Herald to even prepare themselves for such an entrance.
Nevertheless, they coordinated beautifully with one another, twirling with pendulous ease and meeting at a deadstop in a patch of air adjacent to the suspended courtyard where Rainbow Dash, Seraphimus, and Wildcard were waiting.
The Herald watched as the orb weavers made contact with their spindly limbs, then proceeded to form a round base with their bodies. Within seconds, hundreds if not thousands of baby hatchlings skittered down the strings that the orb-weavers were suspended on. They crawled inside the enclosed space formed by the weavers' limbs and began producing silk from their tiny spinnerets. Rainbow and her friends watched as—within the span of two minutes—the hatchlings and orb weavers constructed a trio of perfectly round silken "vehicles." When the hatchlings were done, the orb weavers parted ways, revealing a hollow space for a pony-sized mortal to rest in, including a seat fashioned out of pliable biomatter.
As the hatchlings receded, the orb weavers ascended slightly. Four of them latched onto a gondola from multiple angles, bracing it with their many-many legs. This—Rainbow assumed—was the Spindlers' way of providing extra structural integrity to the impending descent. The multiple arachnids were all attached to some unseen anchor in the urbanscape above, and it was clear that they'd be utilizing their spinnerets in manually lowering the three guests down into the nebulous chamber of Abaddon.
"Yeah, no." Flynn turned his back on the scene and fast-trotted towards the distant wagon. "Call me when they've returned, alive and well. I'll be off tinkering."
"More like piddling!" Logan called after him.
"Cram it, fatso!"
A sigh, and Logan trotted closer to Rainbow Dash. "Guess there's no backing out now." His brow furrowed. "You sure you're down for the creepy-crawling convention?"
"Nope." Rainbow took a breath. "But—all things considered—this is the high point of the Dark Side romp. It'd be a shame to wuss-out now."
"Couldn't have put it better myself." Logan trotted over and stopped before a certain former Commander. "You... uh... you try any funny business down there in the presence of Austraeoh's long-lost pen pal..." His eyes took on a steely glint. "...and you and me and my axe are gonna have a little conversation once you get back."
Seraphimus merely stared back at him. "We're still at the point of threats?"
"Girl, we never left." He smirked slightly as he trotted off. "Hell, you think I'm that easy?"
Seraphimus clenched her beak. "Hrmmmmmm..."
"Keep an eye on the death turkey, Double-Yoo," Logan said in passing.
Wildcard nodded, then glanced at Ariel as she hovered nearby.
"Make sure she doesn't get... y'know... totally wasted or killed by anything down there in spider kindergarten," Ariel insisted. A gulp, and she smiled nervously. "You're super good at protecting Rainbow Dash, right?"
The Desperado smiled. He drew Ariel into a metal-limb'd hug and ruffled her mane.
"Heeheehee..." Ariel squirmed out of his embrace, shook her mane straight, and sighed. "I really hope the Dark Side doesn't get much ickier than this."
Wildcard gestured a response.
"Yeah, you're right..." Ariel sighed and nodded. "Still, just a passing thought."
"Ohhhhhhhhh how I envy you rright now, Rrainbow One," Kepler said as he lingered beside the edge of the courtyard. "You are embarrking upon a mission to close a song that has been composed countless eons and epochs ago."
"Uhhhh... which, Keps?" Rainbow asked.
"I beg yourr parrdon?"
"Eons or epochs? Those are two different words. You gotta pick one, bud."
"Ach!" Kepler adjusted his spectacles above a tusk'd smile. "We arre assembling in a lairr maintained by benevolent sapient overr-sized arrachnids, and you arre prreparring to lecturre me on prrecise vocabularry?"
Rainbow winked. "Somepony's gotta lecture you on something, Keps. It's on the friggin' bucket list."
"I shall take yourr worrd forr it." He bowed low. "Safe trravels, sisterr. Come back and we can discuss morre of this 'bucket list' togetherr."
"Yeah..." Rainbow Dash stepped daintily into the swaying silken gondola. "...although I might censor a few bits." She shuddered as she sat down. "Eughhh... it's still warm."
"How charming," Seraphimus said as she sat down in her own silken seat, surrounded by giant spiders who were grasping it with their narrow limbs. "Are there refreshments for the journey? Undoubtedly they would be warm too."
"Sera... please leave the catch phrases to me," Rainbow Dash droned. "Especially during our field trip into Spiderwood Studios."
Wildcard whistled shrilly. He gestured something swift and deliberate to Seraphimus before hopping nimbly—and fearlessly—into his own gondola.
"Yeah, you tell 'em, Jordan." Rainbow Dash looked up at a set of black eyes belonging to one of the multiple orb weavers grasping her silk seat. "Sooooooo... uh... any chance we can stop by for some hay burgers and fries along the way?"
The orb weaver said nothing. Its pedipalps shifted, but nothing more.
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..." Rainbow Dash scrunched back into her seat. "Maybe I should go easy on the catch phrases too." She let out a light, girlish squeak as the gondola spontaneously lowered—and with a great deal more swiftness than she had expected. "Okay. Okay okay okay okay..." She looked over the side—through spider limbs—as she saw the spires and platforms of the ancient city rushing by. "We are doing this. We are soooooooooooo doing this."
A shuddering gulp, and Rainbow Dash clenched her jaw.
"It's like a one-way-ticket to beneath the shower drain..."
Nauseated Pegasi Shouldn't Ride
For the last two days, Rainbow Dash had only known the upper platforms of the abandoned city. Courtesy of the orb weavers, she and her two griffin companions had cleared every level of that visible urbanscape in less than two minutes.
The three continued to descend, dropping like tethered anvils through the metallic forest of spires and bridges and more spires. The most haunting thing was how soundless the plunge was. Not even the slightest hint of a tremor or vibration could be heard emitting from the silken strings between the arachnids' spinnerets and an unseen ceiling above. To Rainbow's surprise, the city became even denser: more and more skycrapers emerged from the lower depths like metal cattails jutting out of an impossibly deep pond. While it was an eerily smooth descent, it was also incredibly smooth. The orb weavers practiced immaculate counterbalance, and if it weren't for the spindly legs looming in Rainbow's peripheral, she would have imagined she was floating towards the core of the plane on her own volition.
With a tinge of nervousness, Rainbow gripped the edges of the "gondola" that she was in. Craning her neck, she could spot the other two seats with her companions in them. Rainbow saw Seraphimus; the former Commander was stirring noticeably, no doubt just as curious about the situation as she was. Wildcard—naturally—sat nearly motionless, taking the entire situation in stride. As the three continued to drop, the twilight up above vanished almost completely. The only light Rainbow could spot was the sheen of stars against the midsection of skyscrapers rippling up past her vantage point.
She breathed heavier, her wings tightening behind her back. It was around this point—as the deepening shadows blinded her to the legs of her invertebrate hosts—that she became more aware of her ghostly companions huddled along with her.
"Gotta hoof it to ya, sugarcube," Applejack rambled. "You've got a mighty strong spine for stuff like this."
Rarity gulped. "What she said, darling..."
"Heck, the closest I ever came to a spooky trip like this was this one time I had to clean out the old well that Ma and Pa dug up years ago in the north field." Her freckled muzzle scrunched. "That nasty thang was filled to the brim with vampire fruit bats. I had shimmied halfway down the shaft via rope, and the moment I shone a light they all flew into my face. Whew... ain't ashamed to admit that I couldn't sleep for a whole week after that!"
"Thanks, AJ," Rainbow Dash droned. "That's... uh..." Her ears flicked as she tried to make sense of the environment teetering darkly around her. "...that's pretty encouraging."
"Well, Dashie doesn't have to be too freaked out about this visit!" Pinkie Pie chirped. "These spider-roos don't mean no harm to her! Ain't that right, Applejack?"
Before Applejack could respond—
"There was something that changed about them, though, right?" Twilight Sparkle peered across the silken gondola. "A shift in perspective, perhaps? Opinion?"
Applejack groaned breathily. "I ain't sure exactly what I sensed. But there's definitely been a change to our resident spokespony... er ... spokesbug?"
"Rather late in the game to bother speculating about it now, isn't it?" Rarity remarked.
"Shoot, Rares..." Applejack shrugged. "Reckon it wouldn't hurt to simply ask Merula what's up."
"I should have thought about that earlier while I was still in the twilight," Rainbow Dash muttered.
"It's not too late, Rainbow," Fluttershy said, shaking her head.
Rainbow turned to look at her. "Can you even sense Merula?"
"I... think...?"
"You think?"
Fluttershy pointed out into the thickening shadows. "We're not alone..."
Pinkie and Twilight exchanged nervous glances.
Eyes thinning, Rainbow Dash reached a hoof blindly up to her neck and rubbed the lightning bolt of her pendant. A ruby beam of light shot out from where she was seated in the descending vehicle of silk. It shone off the bent, spindly legs holding her—revealing patches of yellow and black coloration to the spidery limbs. The beam then caught the gloss in the gondolas seating Seraphimus and Wildcard. Rainbow spotted a glint to Wildcard's goggles. Then—the spotlight shifted—and Rainbow's light reflected off eight dark spots looming parallel to her, equipped with fangs, twitching pedipalps, and a scarlet-dappled cephalothorax.
"Guhh—!" Rainbow Dash flinched heavily. For the first time since her descent began, her shifting weight caused the gondola to sway. She swung towards the target that had startled her: a massive tunnel-weaver that was descending evenly with her gondola from a thick spinneret. Somehow, the creatures gripping her vehicle compensated for the swaying motion, and Rainbow was steadied again. Her descent slowed slightly in the grip of the spiders, and she calmed down in time for her pendant to illuminate the fuzzy speaker riding the body of the descending tunnel-weaver across from her.
"We did nottttt mean to starttttle you, Austraeoh," spoke the familiar tonal voice of Merula. Hatchlings perched on her body and the silk construct positioned before her. The rapid descent required most of the tunnel-weaver's concentration, and its shifting body parts caused the makeshift voice-box of its rider to distort ever so slightly. "We forgotttt that you are not as accustttttomed to the darkness as the Queen's Children."
Rainbow gulped. "That's quite alright. I... uh... I'll manage."
"The Austraeoh is resourceful," Merula said, her voice box stabilizing as she swayed less and less. Rainbow's ruby spotlight illuminated a sphere of blurring buildingsides behind her. "Nevertheless, it is the duty of the Songstress' Hatchlings to escort her safely to the Ever Lyricist's lair."
"And that's very nice of..." Rainbow Dash stumbled in mid-speech. Her eyes narrowed. "...you?"
At first, Rainbow's ghostly friends were confused as to why Rainbow was slurring her words. They craned their necks as they looked at their arachnid escort, and soon they understood why. Merula's glossy exoskeleton was a vibrant green color. An emerald shine coated her fangs and pedipalps.
"You are not Merula," Rainbow declared.
The jumping spider replied with alarming swiftness... and confidence. "We All-Singers are all Merula," she declared. "Translation of the Queen's Song is our supreme purpose."
Rainbow gritted her teeth. "The Merula I know is a shiny blue."
"Indeed," the jumping spider replied, green abdomen shaking. "The color upon hatching is random. It is the hue of the lyrics that remain the same."
"I... I don't understand..." Rainbow muttered.
Twilight Sparkle spoke up. "It's like a hive mind, Rainbow," she explained. "They're all attuned to giving you the same message."
Rainbow blinked. "... ... ...what happened to the Merula I was speaking to previously?"
The Merula seated atop the descending tunnel-weaver before her answered casually: "She committed her soul to song, as she had so committed her body. The chorus continues uninterrupted, by the Queen's Glory."
Applejack spoke quietly: "She's tellin' the truth, RD."
Fluttershy let loose a tiny, melancholic squeak. Rarity gently squeezed her shoulders.
Rainbow Dash eyed the miniscule hatchlings perched all along the jumping spider's limbs. "I guess 'Winter Children' is as literal as it gets." She gulped. "Just how long do all of you live, anyways?"
"All is Eternal in the Song," Merula said with confidence. "We do not dwell on the finite, for even in a brief glimpse we are given a portion of the infinite." Her abdomen shook. "In the unfathomable days of Spring, Summer, and Autumn—we knew longevity. But the darkness has encompassed everything outside the lair, and ourselves in turn. The Austraeoh's Spark comes to change that... and to fix the Break in the Circles."
"No wonder they're helpless against the Hunt of the Bloodwings," Rarity stated in a pitying tone. "And the Keepers and the Night Shard!" Her ears folded back. "They barely live long enough to put up a fight beyond the limits of this city..."
"They can only sing the Queen's Song," Fluttershy said, sniffling. "All these millennia... they've been holding out for a chance to share their tune..."
"Rainbow..." Applejack looked towards their anchor. "...there's still somethin' unspoken."
Pinkie bit her lip.
Taking a deep breath, Rainbow looked at Merula once again. "Merula, there's something you haven't told me."
Twilight winced at Rainbow's straightforwardness.
Merula's forelimbs shifted ever so slightly, pulling at the strings. "We do not understand."
"No, perhaps you don't." Rainbow leaned forward in her descending gondola. "I don't think you mean to lie to me, but there's something that's shaken the translation of the song." Her brow furrowed. "It's something you... must think I'm not capable of handling..."
Merula was silent.
"I am a mortal after all," Rainbow Dash said. "I'm awesome... but also fragile... at least by your standards. All the more reason for you to share absolutely everything with me." She shrugged visibly. "Because if somehow you blow this, then that's all she wrote on Austraeoh." She shook her head. "Your precious Queen of Strings won't get another chance at kindling the Spark. Imagine all of those ageless promises made to the likes of Ilrifa and Gardez... completely wasted."
Twilight nervously glanced between Rainbow and Merula.
At last, the jumping spider responded through the silken construct: "It has been many movements of the Symphony since the Ever Poet attempted communicating directly with a mortal being. It is one thing for the Song to be heard. It is another thing altogether for it to be understood."
"I..." Rainbow blinked rapidly. "...I don't understand."
"The Song carries itself through the blood of the Winter Children," Merula explained. "For that which wasn't hatched by the Songstress' glory, they must partake in the blood to be a proper audience."
"Partake... in the blood...?" Rainbow Dash's voice cracked.
Merula's fangs shifted. "So as to connect the mind with the Chorus. For a short duration, the Austraeoh will be like a Winter Child herself—in spirit but not in body. There will be no loss of one's expected years, but the experience may in fact be unpleasant... for a mortal such as yourself."
"Rainbow..." Twilight Sparkle leaned in. "...I think she's speaking about an injection."
"An injection?!" Pinkie practically squealed. "An injection of what?"
"What else...?" Rarity shuddered. "Look at those dreadful fangs!"
"Wait..." Pinkie Pie grimaced. "So they gotta bite Dashie for her to take a bite out of their song?"
"It makes sense to me," Fluttershy said. "Whatever chemistry allows the Winter Children to abide by a hive mind would be passed on to Rainbow Dash... albeit temporarily."
"How do we know it's safe?!" Rarity exclaimed.
Rainbow took a deep breath. "You said that Abaddon has tried this on a mortal before?"
"Indeed," Merula replied calmly. "Several revolutions ago, she had arrived from Paradise with a pack of mortal companions to greet us in the upper city—much like you have. And although the strings did not vibrate with the tonality of Ilrifa's promise, she agreed to become an audience to the Immortal Poet. She lent her Penumbral blood and listened to the song."
"Did... she have a name?"
"Gwen," Merula declared. "So the Winter Lyrics maintain."
Twilight gasped. "Commander Gwen!" She beamed at Rainbow and the others. "The leader of the Emeraldinians! She must have arrived here along with Ranort and Warhol after abandoning Darkreach!"
Rainbow looked warily at the jumping spider. "This Commander Gwen..." A gulp. "...did she survive... sh-sharing the blood of the Winter Children?"
"Yes."
Rainbow flashed Applejack a look.
Applejack waved her forelimb back and forth.
Rainbow frowned at Merula. "But...?"
The jumping spider's abdomen shook. "She was indisposed for a considerably lengthy period of time afterwards. Eventually, she regained her senses completely and left with her companions, venturing deep into the Dihmer lands. The Song maintains that she lived a full and healthy life—for a mortal."
"Well..." Pinkie Pie shrugged. "I guess that's peachy keen to know!"
"That's smashing for the Commander, I suppose," Rarity remarked. She then shivered. "But not exactly promising for Rainbow Dash..."
There was a slight growl to Rainbow's voice. "Is there a reason you chose not to tell me about this 'blood-sharing' stuff earlier?"
Merula responded simply: "The Ever Poet's Song speaks nothing but praise and admiration for the qualities of the Austraeoh. It did not occurr to us—the Winter Children—that Ilrifa's gift might hesitate to partake in the Song. However, when she requested to be accompanied by members of Eljunbyro, we realized that the Song had not completely prepared us for the decisions that the Austraeoh might make. The Winter Children are not used to that which cannot be predicted. The Penumbral blood in the Austraeoh is brighter than expected—which can only be natural for such a Spark, admittedly."
Rainbow looked at Applejack again.
Applejack gave a calm nod.
"Yeah, well..." Rainbow looked at Merula once more. "It's not quite as 'bright' as you might think." A gulp. "A few run-ins with Gardez's runt of the litter sorta cast a shade or two. Let's just say not everything's gone as I expected either."
From across the urbanscape, Rainbow heard Seraphimus' voice echoing: "Is something amiss?"
"Awwwwwww..." Fluttershy smiled. "She almost sounds concerned!"
"Not with that tone," Pinkie Pie gluttered. "She's the same ol' General Meat-a-Grind!"
"Pinkie..." Applejack smirked. "Anypony ever tell you that yer positively radiant when yer full of it?"
"Say what?"
Rainbow cleared her throat and peered across the pitch-black descent. "Everything's fine, Sera!" Her voice echoed across unseen strings. "Just wrapping up a few things with our tourist guide here!"
Rainbow's spotlight caught the glint of two separate catbird headcrests. The three continued to drop into the silken chambers below.
Taking a calm breath, Rainbow looked squarely at Merula again. "Whatever happens... I don't want you doing or saying anything to alarm my friends," she said. "I'm trusting you here." She glared. "Got it? The Austraeoh is relying on this not to royally screw me over. Wouldn't want to re-break the Circles, now, would we?"
"Affirmative."
"... ... ...sooooo..." Rainbow fidgeted. "Does that mean—?"
"By the Song of the Queen of Strings, the Austraeoh shall emerge unharmed," Merula declared. "The Winter Children have pledged their legacy to this moment."
Rainbow nodded, looking in Applejack's direction. "That's a pretty honest pledge."
"We assure you that the nausea will be unnoticeable next to the glory of the Chorus."
"Uh... huh..." Rainbow gulped. "...just how much did this Gwen... like... throw up or whatcrap after 'sharing the blood?'"
"We do not have that encapsulated in song."
"Oh! Well... good!" Rainbow smiled. "That must mean it wasn't much to talk about—"
"We simply do not have the breadth of lyrics to properly describe the sheer volume of regurgitation that transpired."
Rainbow's pupils shrank. "Oh..."
Fluttershy and Pinkie winced.
"Whelp..." Rainbow peered straight down as her ears tickled with a rapidly increasing symphony of violin strings, growing closer and closer. "...party hard, I guess..."
Home to Winter Children
The texture of the underworld was changing. Rainbow Dash couldn't help but take notice.
She tilted her head outward from the silken confines of her lowering gondola. Past the frame of spider limbs gripping her ride, she saw the foundations of countless metallic spires being consumed by an ocean of webbing that stretched in all directions: Alpha, Omega, Curve, and Edge. Only as she descended upon the fabric of the material did she realize that every square inch of the surface was covered by life. Countless eight-legged specimens stood across the pale-white fabric in an endless vigil. This was a spot where starlight—much less sunlight—was never meant to touch, and the pale translucent limbs of the arachnids lingering here was a testament to this. As Rainbow came even-level with the invertebrate sentinels, the glow from her pendant pierced their gossamer shells. The spiders were absolutely dead-still, but her light could catch the tiniest of persistent twitches of organs squirming within the hollow of their milk-white cephalothoraxes as they loomed and breathed and loomed and breathed, attuned to the subtle vibrations of the neverending Song.
The sound of violins increased, resembling in no small part a cacophony of crickets as Rainbow and her companions lowered further. In her peripheral, Rainbow Dash noticed that the tunnel-weaver Merula was riding had paused in its hulking descent. The reason for this became clear, for Rainbow and her friends had to be lowered precisely through separate porous holes in the white fabric and it didn't allow for simultaneous access by Merula's escort. With perfect aim, the three gondolas threaded three separate needles, and this necessitated Rainbow being separated from her friends—if only briefly.
Rainbow's ghostly companions crowded inward, gazing about with slight apprehension. The light cast from Rainbow's pendant illuminated inward, reflecting off several layers of dense silk that came within a hair's width of the edges of her gondola. For the next minute and a half, Rainbow sank past a complex layering of criss-crossing silk strands—all of which vibrated just a sneeze from her muzzle. The violins intensified, turning deeper, basser, and more ominous. What was once a high-pitched vibration eventually sank into something darker, resembling deep guttural monk chants. This would soon be accompanied by a gentle percussion—like rain drops that pooled and wafted out of a deep-seeded tinnitus scratching the innermost layer of Rainbow's ears.
Only when she had pierced the outer layer of the silken dome did Rainbow Dash realized that the "raindrops" belonged to thousands upon millions of tiny spider feet—like hooked drumsticks skittering across an endless surface of high-tension leather. Once her ruby light could shine into the hollow of the nest, she saw what the sound belonged to, and it was difficult to keep ahold of her lunch.
The entire "ceiling" of the dome was covered with life—crawling and skittering and meandering and criss-crossing life. The spiders—all pale and hairy and mostly translucent specimens—acted more like a colony of ants than arachnids. They ventured back and forth, carrying sacks of silk on their backsides or else dangling morsels of captured food—some still squirming—from the anchorage of their spinnerets. They clambered over each other and paused for nothing, gracefully clinging to each hoof-hold of the silken stretch and marching in time to the deep bass rhythm. As Rainbow lowered further, she saw immensely-thick criss-crossing "beams" of silk that seemingly helped to support the massive ceiling that stretched everywhere. Large black widows with bio-luminescent hourglasses clung to all sides of these beams, and from the swaying motions of their bulbous abdomens, Rainbow Dash assumed that they were the ones making the nonstop vibrations—supplying the Song to which the entire colony of Winter Children marched.
Only by swinging the ruby beam of her light left and right did Rainbow Dash notice hints of the world that existed long before the Children of Abaddon nested there. There were courtyards and city streets and entrances to large building complexes. Here—so close to the city's foundation—the structures were considerably larger and more majestic, with spacial grandeur and architecture that brazenly showed off at every conceivable angle. The doors to various complexes were arched, with runes etched permanently into the frames and support pylons. She saw statues—at a distance, it was difficult to understand precisely what of—but she did notice wings and prehensile tails that glinted in the ruby light. And then she saw something she didn't expect—but at this great distance it wasn't entirely that surprising.
She saw trees. Bushes. Lawns. Lengths of grass and shrubbery. At this depth, everything was amazingly preserved—albeit covered all over with copious amounts of webbing and silken strands. It was like diving beneath a polar ice cap and noting an ecosystem encased in frost. Rainbow almost wished her gondola could sway closer to the gardens—if only to see if there were any squirrels or birds or other fauna miraculously preserved in the same silk. Upon closer examination—and thoughtful consideration—Rainbow Dash realized that the Winter Children had kept the remarkable urbanscape immaculately clean. With that many spider drones marching and skittering about overhead, there would no doubt be an insurmountable layer of necrotic sediment gathered over the eons, and yet the courtyards were devoid of litter. There was no end to the respect that Abaddon's litter evidently paid to the forsaken glory of Urohringr, and somehow it made her—the Austraeoh—feel safer upon arriving there. The only thing that came close to shaking her countenance was the sight of the metal streets surrounding the gardens. As she lowered, she noticed that the shiny surface had been worn to a jagged texture from so many thousands of years of arachnid limbs skittering over the otherwise impermeable material.
Then—beneath that—there was yet another layer of snow-white webbing, even more porous than the one darkening the depths of the massive city above. Here, the deep bass strings had dwindled. Instead, there was a high-pitched hum that lingered beneath it, and even that was rising to a frequency above average equine hearing. Soon, the air became deathly still and quiet—enough to hear a pin drop. Rainbow surmised that she and her two friends were about to descend into the final acoustical haven—the innermost auditorium of the nest.
Abaddon's lair.
A slight tremble overtook Rainbow's figure. Nevertheless, she looked past her cluster of ghostly friends and spoke bravely to the two griffins.
"Wildcard... Jordan... I want you to promise me something..."
From the descending darkness, a pair of lenses glinted in the ruby light.
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "Things might... get a little freaky. I want you to promise me that no matter how weird things get... no matter what might appear to be happening to me down there... that you won't go nuts and try to air-lift me out of here."
The Desperado's goggles rattled in the distance. If he was hand-signing something, Rainbow couldn't tell.
So she repeated herself, shining her light across the abyss. "Do not screw things up by playing the hero, got it? Just... just have some faith. No matter what happens to me, stand by and wait." She nodded her head. "Make sure she doesn't do anything stupid either, okay? Can you trust me on this?"
At last, her ruby light caught a glint of metal talons. Wildcard hesitated momentarily, but soon hand-signed an affirmative, followed by a salute.
Seraphimus was still as a statue.
Rainbow Dash breathed a final breath of relief...
...and then she and her friends plunged, threading a final needle before they were carried into a depth deeper than darkness itself. And just as silent.
The Lair of Abaddon
Rainbow Dash descended past the final layer of silk...
And it was so dark that—at first—she felt that her pendant wasn't piercing anything. All she saw was the needle-thin limbs of the orb-weavers clinging to her gondola, but beyond that was utter blackness. An absurd fear gripped her heart: that if her escorts were to drop her, she might fall forever into an unfathomable abyss.
There was no sign of her friends—but she knew that they were dangling out there somewhere in the great everlasting dark.
There was no sign of Merula either. She had vanished a seemly century above, riding her tunnel-weaver into the chaotic unknown. Perhaps this place was too holy for an All-Singer to present herself.
The silence was deaffening. For the throneroom of a God Tier Songstress, it was alarmingly quiet. In theory, the cushions of silk that capped-off the chamber above must have acted as a sound-proof buffer. Rainbow became grotesquely aware of the slimy sounds of her own swallowing throat—and the shifts and groans of her inner organs between each heartbeat.
She didn't dare speak—and yet she did so anyway. Each murmur resembled a gunshot, echoing outward into the blackness with sonic intensity:
"Rarity...?" Rainbow tried whispering quieter, but even that didn't help that much. "Rarity, what's... what is out there?"
In her peripheral, the shape of a pensive unicorn materialized. Her pale muzzle moved: "It... it is beautiful... delicate... complex—yet majestic."
Applejack's voice drawled across the shadows, comforting Rainbow Dash. "Reckon you could be a mite bit less poetic, Rares?"
"It is not unlike a cathedral building," Rarity declared. "With silken beams for rafters... looming inward at sharp degrees." She swallowed. "There are... constructs dangling from each lattice, hanging low from the domed ceiling."
"Constructs?" Rainbow Dash asked.
Rarity's blue eyes reflected her ruby pendant. "Not unlike the artifice that Merula used to communicate with you, darling." She gestured. "Albeit... now there are dozens of them... hundreds of them... all facing inward from where we're suspended."
Twilight Sparkle's voice pierced the ghostly moment: "She was prepared for us."
"She was prepared for something alright!" Pinkie added.
Rainbow tilted forward, hesitantly peering into the great dark. "Uhhh... Fluttershy...?"
"She's here, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said.
"Okay..." Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "Where?"
"Beneath," was all Fluttershy said.
Rainbow blinked curiously at that. It was then that she noticed something... or felt something. There was a warm current to the room, circling and billowing ever so slowly. What's more, Rainbow felt a flutter to her bangs—rhythmically repeating itself in flouncing motions. She leaned back slightly, and the hairs on the back of her neck felt the same rush of air, cycling in perfect cadence throughout the blacker-than-black chamber.
"Uhhhh... Fluttershy?" she rasped. "Do spiders breathe?"
Fluttershy gave her a dumb look. "Do you breathe?"
Rainbow merely bit her lip. Soon after, her ears tickled with something. It sounded at first like a hiss... then mutated into a slur. She realized it was circling around her, echoing with great intensity. And yet—due to the soundproof nature of that innermost chamber—it sounded just as quiet as a lone moth breathing down her neck. She remembered Rarity's description of the constructs, and she suspected that every silken "voice box" suspended above was working to produce the same discernible sound with triangulated precision. Slowly—one syllable at a time—the reverberations came together, solidifying into phonetic clarity.
"Aust... trae... oh..."
Rainbow Dash took a bold breath... then produced an even bolder voice.
"I am here, Abaddon," she proclaimed to the darkness. "My name is Rainbow Dash... and I am the Austraeoh."
Her mane flounced more heavily. She felt her bangs being pulled forward, then being pushed right back before repeating. The hissing sound deepened, centering upon a raspy core.
"The Austraeoh comes in darkest winter. In great labor have we pulled the strings taut so that the shattering of the circles could come to a glorious recompense."
Twilight and Applejack looked all around, seeking the source of the voice. As the words swirled onward they increased in volume, although there was a persistent sense of fatigue and weakness clinging to every refrain.
"In soundless dreams I've sampled symphonies, sporadic glimpses of the sonic shades. The spectrum has preserved the codex clean, and Ilrifa's cyclical gift made true."
Rainbow breathed evenly. It had been a full three minutes since she first descended into that darkest dome, and at last her eyes were adjusting to the degree to which her ruby light pierced the otherwise impermeable shadow. She leaned forward, staring downward from the edge of her gondola. It was then that she discerned lines... and those lines formed dappled textures. They stretched outward from a nebulous center below in eight directions, although Rainbow could not tell where they ended. She could see where they began, and that was where Rainbow Dash made out the dirty shades of an incalculably large surface of hair—with patches of leprotic imperfections at random intervals. The joints between limbs were as big as houses, and towards the front of an ice-still cranium there lingered pronounced pedipalps—like those belonging to a titanic brown recluse. The hulking body sat like stone at the bottom of a well, occupying the entire foundation and maintaining a modicum of ballet grace while the voice kept spinning cyclonically across the constructs above.
"Now as the legions of chaos battle for the sarcophagus' harmonic gem, a true seed of order makes its way here, a blessing of yore, blessed by Penumbra."
Rainbow Dash couldn't help but pivot the angle of her pendant's glow. She caught eight glistening spots across the length of a football field—anterior and posterior eyes, glossed blind from years of lingering in the dark foundation of the forsaken city.
"Many ballads have been sung but only one remains unfinished, and it beckons."
Rainbow lingered still, her breath thin.
"The Spectral symphony is near an end. Ilrifa's contribution: a solo."
Where Chorus Meets Spectrum
Rainbow sensed a subtle sway across the silken chamber. For a moment, she assumed it was Wildcard rattling in fright, but she knew better. There was no word from Seraphimus' location, which was also for the best.
It was around this time that Rainbow Dash became aware of the silence that had ensued for the past half-minute.
"I think... she's waiting for you to say something, Rainbow," Twilight Sparkle remarked.
"Errrr..." Rainbow Dash sat up straight in her suspended seat. She glanced down at the dappled signatures of gigantic limbs stretching outward through the darkness below. "Hey there, Dear Abby." She blinked crookedly. "Gosh, you're big."
Twilight Sparkle face-hoofed.
With remarkable ease, the circling voice breathed royally through the dangling guests via the constructs above. Seraphimus, Wildcard, and Rainbow felt their feathers and manes fluttering from the cycling breaths. "To survive as long as the Song I have harbored strength through more than mere symphony." The shadowed form of the massive Songstress remained dormant, its eyes perpetually still and vacant as they glistened with Rainbow's harmonic glow. "Much like treasured friends who have passed before I've sired this slice of the world with sentries. In my name they have stretched strings far and wide to serenade the end of what began. To afford such a Winter Orchestra I've sacrificed freedom for permanence. In this hovel I remain while my Song greets the Spark that will complete the circle."
Rainbow breathed calmly in spite of the bold speech. "I've just recently learned about Gardez," she said. "I've met many of her children. Unfortunately, most of them weren't nearly as dedicated and focused as your hatchlings."
"Yes, Gardez, the Matriarch of the Stars," Abaddon spoke. "Sadly, her majesty's eclipsed by time. Where I found a Song, she passed in silence. Her daughters were left to distill truth from the chaos that shrouds this forsaken shard."
Applejack exhaled, as if suddenly less tense. Rainbow Dash sensed it too: the feeling that this divine creature was capable of sympathy. "I am sorry to hear about your friend," Rainbow Dash said. "I'm also sorry to hear about Endrax." She clenched her jaws. "I came here through the grace of Axan—Divine of Flame—who gave her life so that I might survive the passage. It was my... sincere hope that I might find out what happened to Endrax myself, so that I could vindicate Axan... and even Verlax, the Divine of Frost."
"Vindication, there has been. Grace, also," Abaddon said. "Not just by the nestlings from Penumbra, but Endrax's final act of selflessness. Thanks to her and the price paid by her kind a bonfire's been set for the Spark to find. The Shards of Endrax frame the crucible. Now the world waits for the spectral kindling."
Pinkie Pie looked at the others. A scrunched expression crossed her muzzle as she mouthed those last four syllables.
Rainbow Dash nevertheless responded: "I'm afraid I don't fully understand... erm... Your Song-ness..." Her brow furrowed. "Just what did Endrax... and her br-brood do? Did they have a hoof to play in protecting the Midnight Armory? Or in thwarting the factions of the Trinary War? I just..." She gulped. "Merula was kinda cryptic. She made it sound like only you could tell me what really went down."
"Just hearing the Song will not be enough."
That last statement was curiously trite, along with the silence preceding and following it.
Rainbow nodded into the darkness. "Okay. But... like... you're the Holy Ever-Poet Lyrical Goddess Queen Songstress of... Songs, right?"
Twilight Sparkle face-hoofed again.
Rainbow continued: "You've been stuck here in this bigass tarantula-hole for Celestia-knows how long, waiting to 'serenade the Austraeoh'... right? I mean... how else am I going to be clued into what actually went down? After all, your Winter Children were everywhere... or at least they once were..." She squirmed slightly. "...back when they were Spring and Summer Chicken-Spiders..."
"Truly you are the shades of Ilrifa."
Again, more awkward silence.
"That's... uh..." Rainbow fidgeted. "That's good..." She looked at Applejack. "...right?"
Applejack nod-nod-nodded.
"Good! I mean... killer!" Rainbow Dash waved nervously. "Yup! Ilrifa's awesome shades! Right here!" She bore a crooked smiled. "One thousand and twenty percent cooler! Eheheheh..."
"As my powers have receded, so my Song has intensified in its volume. And while the Keepers and the Bloodwings and the Corruptors of the Ruby Chorus seek to acquire the Harmonic Treasure, Ilrifa's gift, much like mine and Gardez's, stands to reunite the broken Circles."
"Uhhhhhhh..." Rainbow tilted her ear towards the arachnid basin below. "Reunite the what-now...?"
"Oh my..." Fluttershy squeaked.
"Is she... suggesting what I think she's suggesting?" Rarity mewled.
"Shhhh!" Twilight insisted, for indeed Abaddon was speaking further.
"There is not much time remaining, for the Darkness envelopes Winter from all sides." The voice circled with the unending breaths, raspy and earnest. "Soon there won't even be a song, except that which the Spectrum carries in its shades."
Rainbow Dash took a firm breath. "Abaddon... your Majesty... I-I don't really know what you expect from me." She clenched her teeth. "I'm on a mission to get to the Midnight Armory. My friends depend on me. Equestria's Future depends on me. The fate of Urohringr? Yeah, sure. Why not. But this whole 'reuniting the broken Circles' thing...?" She winced, shaking her head. "I mean... just how friggin' deep does the kaizo hole go?!?"
"As I have said, hearing is not enough."
There was a skittering sound. It broke the silence between Abaddon's words with frightening cacophony. Rainbow's ear hairs tickled as she sensed the first of many-many tiny, spindly limbs crawling down the gossamer strings and the giant orb-weavers' legs that were grasping her gondola. From the edges of her pendant's glowing spotlight, she sensed that tiny spiders weren't shimmying down either Wildcard's or Seraphimus' silken seats. It was hers and hers alone.
In more ways than one, she suspected what was coming next.
"Dashie..." Pinkie squeaked, her pupils shrinking as they reflected a growing current of legs, fangs, and eyes. "It's pr-probably not t-too late to fly away..."
Rainbow was looking straight at Applejack.
And Applejack was staring straight back... and nodding.
Rainbow took a breath. "Sera... Jordan..." She spoke firmly out the side of her muzzle as the skittering closed in on all sides. "...remember what I said. No matter what, we gotta let what's going to happen... h-happen." She nevertheless fought to contain her shivers.
And Abaddon spoke: "You must hear with your mind: the inner strings."
Rainbow held her muzzle shut as the first of many hundred legs crawled over her body, positioning tiny fangs and spinnerets in place. She could the smell the potent venom dancing in the air with each cycling breath and syllable.
"Convey my chorus into the spectrum."
"Dashie—!" Pinkie squeaked.
Rainbow closed her eyes. The violin strings intensified. Her panting breath was the percussion.
And then—like needles sinking in across every shoulder, wither, and fetlock...
...the fangs plucked the chords, and she was filled with music.
Song of Circles, One
Rainbow Dash's eyes flew open with a whimper.
She lay. Stretched out. Legs and hooves and wings pinned to the dew-laden strands of a giant spider's web. Suspended in darkness.
She gasped and hyperventilated.
Ears twitched. Eyes darted. Wings buzzed like a trapped fly.
A shriek escaped her lips. A yelp. She shook and thrashed and fought with her restraints.
Tiny vibrations rippled along the silken strands, trailing into darkness.
Then...
...heavier vibrations rippled back towards her. Heavy. Thunderous. Carried by a million hooked legs.
It was coming for her.
It was coming for her and she was going to die.
She screamed for help. She shrieked for mercy. She howled and sobbed into the abyss.
Nothing but darkness greeted her. Hungering.
The vibrations came closer. They shook her skull. They resonated in her ears, forming a pattern beneath the primal terror of the moment.
That pattern soon became a voice. It throttled Rainbow and soothed her all at once.
From darkness we come and one day return.
Eclipsed by shadow, there is room for Song.
Rainbow Dash breathed and panted and breathed and panted...
The vibrations surrounded her.
The legs and hairs encroached, carrying with it the darkness from all edges of the web.
Soon, she was suspended by nothing but her own breaths, forming a melodic squeak in the center of the everlasting emptiness.
Affording a semblance of the sound... the Song...
The Song defines us, its strings sustaining
Until there is no more life remaining.
Perfect harmony encapsulated
Briefly between onyx parentheses.
Rainbow Dash's eyelids thinned... lowered... and fell.
There was a hint of color... a final spark from her inner being.
A lasting exhale, and it was gone.
The barest trailing molecules scattered outward into the ether.
Like stardust.
Building up speed and momentum as it pierced the everlasting blackness.
And the hint of substance blurred by.
Nebulaic bands of glittery gaseous detritus.
Constellatory miasma, furiously soundless.
A hazy shade of stars—billions in number yet null in heat.
And from the void in between... the hint of something solid, poignant, and purposeful...
Lingering. Trailing. Spinning. Weighting.
And from this briefest of orchestrations
A ballad is formed: a symphonic dance
Befitting accidents and miracles,
A duet performed in the darkest void.
At first, it looked like a narrow string of lifeless metal.
Then—as it zoomed closer—it possessed curves. Texture. A surface that reflected, projected, differentiated.
Finally, pivoting, it exposed a complex glass onion cross-section of circles within circles.
Cylinders within cylinders.
Forever rotating.
Forever animating.
Brimming from the inside out with artificial light. Atmospheres. Ecosystems and oceans and arcologies.
The Song of Circles, conjured in secret.
We know not the authors nor the artists.
Their legacy is their work: an ode to
Life in all its shapes to be and not be.
To dwell and to die in numbers great, small,
And to pass on their slice of the Circle
To the next generation to arrive
As all who have been blessed to hear the Song
Have been summoned from Darkness into Light.
Zooming even closer, levitating swarms of structures materialized, patrolling the horizons within horizons that reflected one another and rotated constantly.
Heat brimmed and crackled between the opposing continents and curved shelves, allowing life to thrive and migrate and bloom and decay and revitalize the landscape.
And then, countless movements into the Song,
An uninvited break, cocophonous
And unyielding in its grotesque volume,
Shattered the rhythm—forced a new cadence.
From within the innermost circle...
Hovering over a slice of verdant landscape...
...two spheres formed.
One of golden, steady and sparkling brilliance.
The other of flickering, ever-changing madness.
There was a ruby splash of color, a violent hemorrhage.
Two swarms of structure flew to the rescue, but it was too late.
The slice broke free, shattering mountains and spilling oceans and—FLAAASH!
The ruby light flooded the circles, spilling out of the cylinders until the lonesome slice was expelled fully and completely...
Jetted out into the chaotic dark, twirling helplessly in a death spin until it was a mere silhouette against the nothingness.
The timeless Symphony of Life and Death,
Forever tainted by its own chorus,
And yet it was the birth of a new song.
Forged in dichotomy, tempered by a
New soundscape and seeking new audience.
This Song beckons the strings to form a new
Partnership with the Spectrum, a duet
Of chaos and harmony, and this slice
Is the new destined auditorium.
Song of Circles, Two
Stars.
Nebulae.
Distant galactic swirls.
Gradually, the wayward light was interrupted by a curved shadow-upon-shadow.
Then, upon the fringes, shades of luminescent ruby structures formed.
One by one—as the eons drifted by—the structures took shape.
Animated and purposeful.
Brimming with energy.
Soon, they made constructs and scoured the inside of the curve.
Covering it with the faintest of light, both hopeful and ominous.
Searching, hungering, engulfing.
First there formed the Ruby Chorus, a glint
Of the same Spark that broke the circles, but
Not the same Spark destined to rejoin them.
Emboldened by a rhythm both dark and
Selfish, they seek to consume all that clings
To the Onyx Eclipse's periphery.
Floating constructs of crystalline plates, piloted by crystalline entities, skimmed the abandoned mountains, cityscapes, and oceans of the Curve.
Streams of ruby light drifted like clouds over the emptiness—only to be gradually absorbed by these icy patrols.
The luminescence intensified, focused through the crystal buffer.
The numbers were few, but the power intense... and only increasing.
Silent, contemplative and most patient,
The peripheral Spawn of the Fringes
Owned every portion of the shadowed Slice.
All portions but one: the Sarcophagus.
Then, there was an intensely blinding beam of light.
From the heavens, it billowed, framed by swarms of luminescent spheres of focused harmony.
The light pierced the slice, forming firmaments along the outer curve.
Within the Penumbra—trailing tongues of flame coalesced, rippling inwards towards the heart of the concave portion and settling into a singular spot.
The spheres took forms, and within an eon of gaining bodies they almost immediately became corpses.
Their bones and wings and hooves became the slade-black framework of a massive ziggurat, impermeable and epic, situated in the heart of the curve, surrounded by a once-verdant landscape cursed by vacuum and chaos.
Harmonic entities, migrating from
The outer edges of the universe,
Chanced upon the loose remnant of the Song,
And with love and pity they sacrificed
More than they had the faculty to know.
Thus in an act of pure benevolence
They unwittingly gave the slice a gift
That would also be, in time, a great curse.
One by one, the crystalline constructs gathered around the edges of the ziggurat.
With all of their ruby light harnessed into a focused beam, they tried to pierce the outer surface of the otheworldly structure.
As the centuries rolled by, they came upon the verge of unlocking the Harmonic puzzle.
The Ruby Chorus, lusting for power
Swiftly sought to contain the prize within.
What they would soon earn was not a treasure,
But instead a war to last forever.
For from the fringes came a nemesis:
A corruption of the benefactors,
Carried on gossamer wings: the Keepers.
Song of Circles, Three
The hazy stream of golden light from the Penumbral Edge was blotted out by hundreds upon thousands upon millions of buzzing wings. In the center of the swarm, flying proudly side by side, were two equine figures with insectoid features. Their eyes flickered green, and their hatchlings pulsed a furious emerald to match. Crooked horns burned with vile purpose, and the chitinous swarm flew into every available space of the curve, Chasing all forms of life and clinging to victims with venomous hunger.
Alas, the First Penumbral Invasion.
Two poisoned sisters, Chrysalis and Tchern;
From the Realm of Light they came, hungry and
Ravenous for all that lived, loved, and breathed.
Too selfish to sustain harmony and
Cursed by their own dependence on chaos,
They sought the bright gift of their forebearers.
The flying soldiers of the swarm formed dark shaows in the twilight—shadows that morphed and shifted as the need saw fit. Within centuries, they had captured samples of every species that had bravely eked a meager survival under the chaotic shroud. In deeply-seeded nests, they imprisoned creatures—both sapient and not—and they bound them with misery and seduction.
Over time—as the older nests withered and crumbled—scant members of the imprisoned masses slipped away, unnoticed. They fled and scampered through the darkest niches of the Curve, eventually forming pockets of desperate, impoverished civilization. Hunting and foraging for food, the survivors constantly looked over their shoulders, fearful of the encroaching swarms that might once again blot out the miasmic starlight.
Before they were Keepers of the Flux, they
Were vile Harvesters of the Burning Heart.
From Paradise they brought with them captives:
Scrumptious victims of passion and hatred.
Over the years these translocated souls
Escaped into the darkness to form the
Lost denizens of Twilight: the Dihmers.
Equine, Impish, and Elsewise, these persons
Suffered a new purgatory under
The building storm of war between Keepers
And the Ruby Chorus who already
Had staked a claim on the Sarcophagus.
Silken webs flounced in canyons and crevices from a heated wind. Above the arachnid sentries, a new war was being waged. Metamorphs—utilizing the genes stolen from thousands of smuggled and leeched species—flocked in high numbers, flanking and surrounding giant floating structures of mana-infused crystal.
With steely patience and poise, the translucent monoliths weathered the attack, gathered otherworldly mana, and fired back at the attacking swarms with waves upon waves of crimson fury.
The insectoid sisters—corrupted monarchs—watched from afar, hissing in rage as their children were reduced to brittle ashes... and the ruby clouds remaining were subsequently harnessed into even greater firepower by their aloof foes.
Undaunted, the metamorphic monarchs preyed even harder on the suffering vermin of the darkscape, infusing their blood with a hundred other species and giving birth to greater and more complex atrocities that eventually would launch bigger, bolder, and more menacing attacks on the nemeses floating over the location of the Sarcophagus. Inch by inch, decade by decade, they managed to push the monoliths back—but their crystalline enemies countered with stronger and stronger volleys, until the battle came to a grinding halt at a veritable wasteland centered upon the Armory itself.
The Ruby Chorus countered the Keepers
With Every Attack, but the dual Monarchs
Possessed something that their foes did not have:
A Hive Mind bent on ruthless aggression.
They matched boundless death with unfettered life
Equally miserable and damning
With no regard for the consequences
Of their pursuit of unbridled power.
Control of both halves of the Slice was worth
The unending bloodshed of their children.
And this forced the war into a stalemate
With no victory in sight for both sides.
The Dihmers, helpless, waited for the strife
To incinerate all life on the Curve
Until all that remained was Ruby Song,
But then came a new Symphonic Movement.
Upon the fringes of the dark zigurrat, insectoid and crystalline forces made another charge for each other. Chitin reflected off gloss. Ruby light crossed with emerald.
But then—stretching across the battlefield—came a new shadow, immense and all-engulfing, carried on scaled wings of onyx.
The translucent monoliths stalled in the middle of their flight. Metamorphic swarms perched on ravaged battlements while Tchern and Chrysalis looked on in a brand new apprehension.
The dim heavens above were pierced by a blacker-than-black figure, a majestic silhouette of awesome power and harrowing majesty. Slitted eyes opened, brimming with ethereal light. Three bright crests illuminated in a pale blue row along the length of the creature's skull, and soon her serrated maw opened wide, billowing with obsidian flame.
As her mountainous wings spread wide, nimble figures dove from the stars behind her, sailing straight for both opposing factions with reptilian grace, emboldened by ravenesque fire. One by one, they decimated the first lines of the facing armies, riddling the scarred earth with glass and insect limbs.
Almighty Endrax, First-Born of Gardez
The Divine of Death, Matriarch of Time
Loyal to Everything and Nothing, Queen
Of Equilibrium and all it took
To maintain balance between Harmony
And Chaos—She arrived with her broodlings
And breathed fire on all that dared encroach the
Sarcophagus of Ages, knowing full
Well that to lose the gift within would be
The death of hope for both sides of the Slice.
Endrax knew—as my Children know—that the
Song must persist until the Circles can
Be brought back to the point before Breaking.
And for centuries she succeeded in
Protecting the Harmonic Gift, stalling the
Symphony in wait of a flame, a Spark
That will unite the Song with the Spectrum.
For whether Endrax understood or not,
There was another gift besides that which
Was left by the stellar Benefactors.
Ilrifa's codex, the Austraeoh, comes
To ignite the penultimate Movement.
But before that Dawn, a final Eclipse:
There was yet to be a Lunar phase to
The Penumbral Invasion: the Bloodwings.
Song of Circles, Four
The heavens broke with a salvo of shrieks.
Dihmers ran for cover.
Keepers froze in the midst of their latest charge.
The Ruby Chorus gazed from afar while Endrax and her broodlings took survey of the unsettling situation.
From the Penumbral Edge, a new cloud had formed—one made of velvety bodies and crude machinations and ethereal runic light. A song escorted the new army, a song comprised of ritualistic chants and warrior shrieks. A sea of fangs glinted, accompanied by a forest of slitted eyes. They came by wing, by wagon, and by zeppelin. Wood and metal and torch and moonrock coalesced into a veritable battering ram of zealous wrath.
The Ruby Chorus kept their distance. The Keepers rushed head-on while Endrax and her children steadied themselves in caution.
The new army did not even remotely flinch. With a Lunar Hymn, they met their attackers straightaway. Runic explosions brought a new illumination to the Curve. Despite the blood and ruby clouds of death, they punched their way across the wasteland, laying ruin to all Dihmer settlements that waited in their path and appropriating their resources. When they met Endrax and the Ruby Chorus, they slaughtered just as indescriminately. The perilous procession continued—all slitted eyes locked on the Sarcophagus—until sheer attrition forced their advance into a crawl. Soon, all three armies were locked in the center of the curve, with Endrax and her children stuck helplessly in the middle.
Children of a wayward Benefactor,
Corrupted in spirit, born from nightmares;
They covered the land in a second night.
Carrying with them Penumbral weapons
Of war, they attacked from the land and air,
Exercising their greatest strength: cruelty.
Weaker than the Ruby Chorus, Bloodwings
Excelled through ambition and Loyalty.
Fewer in numbers than the Keepers, they
Surpassed them in the art of genocide.
Their actions strengthened the Chorus but they
Did not care; they only flew and murdered.
None of the forces anticipated
Such a violent advance, and the battle
Changed forevermore, until the War came
To a stop around the Sarcophagus.
Endrax, who was already weakening
From fighting both the Chorus and Keepers,
Could not hope to defeat all three armies.
Her only recourse was to defend the
Hidden gift of the benefactors with
The last litter of her courageous brood.
The sky burned red-against-purple.
Ruby clouds billowed towards the stars like volcanic plumes.
The land around the ziggurat was absolutely covered in a calcified sea of bones and glass and insectoid limbs. Those who were suicidal enough to camp that close to the target over the centuries had burrowed narrow trenches through the necrotic detritus.
Within one such crevice, a spiderweb flounced in the heat of an artificial breeze. High above, flashes of runic light illuminated a squadron of wooden zeppelins. Cannons fired lunar rounds through the sky, impacting translucent monoliths that responded with volleys of finely-harnessed crimson beams. Between the combatting vessels, countless swarms of chitinous drones swept through the air on dragonfly wings. Fanged equines occasionally dove in to do courageous battle with the metamorphs, and the clouds turned a brighter shade of ruby as more and more corpses fell to the wasteland below, adding to the mountainous piles. Just as monoliths and zeppelins came within a scream's distance from one another, black-scaled drakes swept in, breathing plumes of onyx flame.
The silken web shook more and more. It was next to impossible to make out the Song anymore. All was a continuous cacophony of screams and artillery barrages. Thunder rocked the earth beneath the bones and entrails as more vessels fell from the heavens, accompanied by the occasional flailing corpse of an impaled drake or metamorphic creature.
Then—against all odds—a singular squadron of Bloodwings sailed past the aerial gauntlet, descending towards the ziggurat itself. Their wings shook the stationary spiderwebs, and emotionless sets of black eyes reflected velvety bodies doing bloody combat with Keepers and Chorus constructs in the ravines adjacent to the Sarcophagus. In the end, a single soul approached the target where the heart of Endrax's brood had been stationed for a final stand. The mare's neck glinted with a crescent pendant as she fired a concoction into the heart of the draconian defense. There was a runic blast, and it erupted in a plume of dark magic, consuming and melting the whole of Endrax's children.
The battlefield lit up in the resulting conflagration, and the very bones around the Sarcophagus began to melt.
At long last, the Bloodwings' guile proved fruitful.
One singular charge brought an end to the last
Defense of Endrax, bringing an end to
Her litter, her courage, her legacy.
The bloody battle became what it was
Inevitably destined from the start:
A Trinary War between three factions.
And because of Endrax's failure, one of
These corrupted armies would get ahold
Of the Benefactors' treasure and thus
Destroy the last chance to fix the Circles.
This left Endrax with one final option.
As the three armies prepared their advance to fill up the vacuum left by the deceased drakes...
The heavens and earth shook.
Countless faces looked towards the stars—stars that were soon blotted out.
Endrax—on slade black wings—soared straight for the Sarcophagus. She raced past all advancing forces, dodging multiple artillery barrages and simply taking more than a few of the explosive charges. Bleeding black blood and flame, she finally purched atop the ziggurat. A lasting roar escaped her iron-wrought muzzle. Then—with a violent thrust—she impaled herself on the summit of the structure. Her massive corpse bent around the pyramid, tail and wings and limbs covering every possible entrance on all four sides. Thus—with a final act of righteous defiance—Endrax sealed off the interior of the alicorn structure against every member of the three battling armies.
Undaunted, the angry factions fought tighter and bloodier around her, taking their frustration out on the other members of the endless Trinary War. In the end, Endrax's forced stalemate remained just as effective as when she was alive.
Endrax, the Divine of Death, did her part.
If she could not be the Slice's salvation
She could at least be the Curve's final seal.
The very last bastion of harmony
Was not locked behind more than that which the
Benefactors intended making the
Treasure within even harder to get.
This most sacred of gifts awaits the Spark,
But now, because of desperate extremes,
The quest to reunite the circles is
Imperiled by the selfish forces who
Battle at the Sarcophagus' doorstep.
While there may be only one lock, there are
Now three "keys" to enter that bright domain.
The Shards of Endrax; they have been scattered.
Song of Circles, Final
As Endrax's corpse lay freshly dormant—impaled atop the summit of the ziggurat—there was a final flicker of light. Three points atop her draconian crown—pale blue and piercing—shimmered with the final vestiges of magic. Then, one after another, they broke off from her onyx cranium and plummeted in separate directions... ultimately littering the beds of calcified death that surrounded the edges of the structure like bone-white tide.
As the factions fought bloodily with one another, a brave few souls dove for the inexplicable relics discarded by the dead bastion that had sealed off all four entrances to the zigurrat. Three platoons met at once with a clash of ruby light, green metamorphosis, and lunar brilliance. Amidst the fray, members of the competing armies flew off—each stealing a separate piece of the collapsed matriarch. The fragments glowed faintly in their grasp, growing dimmer and dimmer with the distance increasing between them and the dead host from which they had fallen in the center of the hellish plain.
The enchantment of these Shards was not lost
To the three armies, nor their potential
To return animation to the limbs
Of she who had—in death—sealed off the doors
To a harmonic and coveted goal.
Somehow the factions understood that the
Latent power harbored in the Shards were
Purposed towards obtaining the Prism,
And—for the greater part—they were correct.
What the Trinary factions neglected
To take into account was Endrax's plan,
Which relied on their blind, violent vigor.
Now that each possessed a different Shard—
—A separate key—they were fighting for
More than just the Sarcophagus itself.
Their fury and ambition only drew
Them further from the heart of the battle.
The War spread all across the Curve as they
Fought tooth and nail over Endrax's remains.
In spiraling formations, sarosian soldiers dove towards the gnarled, biorganic hives of their metamorphic foe. Tchern's hatchlings flew up to meet them, and the clashing equines filled the air with blood and sparks. Meanwhile, a glowing blue piece of draconian flesh was carried deeper and deeper into the Keeper's underground lair by loyal drones with armored shells.
Elsewhere, crystalline vessels closed in around a wooden fortress built by sarosian hooves. Volley after valley of ruby energy pummeled the outer ramparts, setting the structure ablaze. A brave platoon of nightbloods fled Curveside, carrying a glowing blue artifact with them. As half the vessels veered off to pursue their target, a surprise formation of Bloodwings dove in from behind a mountain, pelting the ships with lunar discharge and rendering the Ruby constructs to brittle glass—allowing the platoon to safely get away with their treasure.
On the far end of the Curve, waves of insectoid quadrupeds stormed up the sloping planes surrounding a massive tower built out of translucent metal. Crystalline equines atop the battlements aimed their horns at the invading swarm, firing countless streams of burning crimson light. Carapaces exploded in bursts of flame and body fluid, but the swarm kept closing in. The front wave slammed into the base of the tower, billowing with bright organic acid bursts and sending cracks through the height of the structure. Meanwhile—high above—several glass panels dislodged from the tower, turning into a rectangular vessel powered by ruby light. Its minimal occupants held tight to a glowing blue shard as they fled further towards the Curve's edge... just in time to be protected by an advancing armada of mana-powered structures soaring in to flank the Keepers.
Thus, Endrax's contribution was twofold:
She sealed the Sarcophagus with her flesh
And the fate of the factions with her Shards.
In a land defined by darkness, they were
Sparks of false hope for desperate armies.
Nevertheless, their function is quite true.
Whoever possesses all three Shards will
Hold sway over the dead matriarch's corpse,
For once they are returned to Endrax's crown,
The spell that keeps her scales tougher than steel
Will be undone, and the Prism exposed.
The armies ascertain this, and that is
Why they assault each other constantly,
For if a single side gains one more Shard,
They will have changed the tide forevermore.
The other two factions would have no choice
But to accept a hopeless defeat, for
Their foe will be that much more powerful.
Under a dark cloud that blots out the twilight...
...thousands of nefarious bodies can be seen advancing upon the ziggurat.
Two opposing armies retreat as the charge pierces on through, emboldened by a trio of piercing blue lights. The ethereal artifacts are reunited with the deceased dragon's crown. There's a pulse of pale brilliance, and the beast's scales peel away into ash. The bodies immediately flood the interior of the structure, and all remaining light is drowned out as an onyx miasma eclipses the remaining warmth from the deathscape.
But it must never come to that ill fate.
None of the three factions must be allowed
To seize another piece of Endrax's crown.
For if they did, then the Harmonic gift
In the heart of the Sarcophagus will
Become a weapon of chaos and death
And not even Penumbral Paradise
Could survive the tidal waves of darkness
That would saturate both sides of the plane.
The onyx shadow spreads...
Washing like a black satin sea over the furthest stretches of the curved plane...
When at last it reaches the edges of the world, it wraps around like living ink. There is a flicker of hopeful luminescent from beyond—a solar flare, courageous and defiant—but soon it is too snuffed out...
...and the lonely piece of the circle drifts once again in pure, chaotic darkness.
All black.
However... hope remains for harmony.
This plane waits for a shift in the darkness.
A gift from the Penumbral horizon,
Imbued with song, older than the Circles.
Ilrifa's codex guides her, a road forged
By ruby flame, Urohringr's bloodstream.
There comes a Spark: Loyalty most divine.
It will unite that which has been Sundered,
Illuminate that which has been eclipsed,
Foal yesterday and secure tomorrow.
She comes with a chorus, bathed in friendship.
She delivers a dirge: a righteous purge.
For those who stand to bask in harmony
Cannot dwell with those who shun its Spectrum.
This is the cost of rejoining circles.
A straight line makes it possible, but the
Future cannot have serrated edges.
Endrax knew this when she ushered Winter.
Somewhere, an immense crystalline structure floated loftily above the Curved landscape, empowered by ruby essence. In the centermost core of its glass matrices, a horned fragment rested protectively atop a glass pedestal, pulsating with dim blue brilliance.
Elsewhere, deep in the twisted hovels of insectoid biomatter, a swarm of changeling drones huddled tightly around a circular nesting area. In the center—where fresh egg sacks would otherwise have been laid—there was instead a blue shard that glowed out of sync with the Keepers' emerald life pulse.
Then in another part of the Curve, nestled deep in the boughs of an impossibly huge tree and protected by lunar runes, a third shard resided—locked behind layers of thick moonrock. Nightblood warriors stood guard, ever vigilant and patient as endless night twinkled outside the wooden reaches of the sanctum.
The anger and fury of the factions
Have weakened them; the Winter starves more than
Just my children, Ilrifa's Gift, but that
Makes this tense balance all the more fragile.
Tchern's Flux has strengthened the Keepers to the
Point that they are nearly unkillable.
However, the Bloodwings are being led
By a new tactician whose merciless
Strategy has given them a new edge.
All the while the Ruby Chorus only
Gets stronger and stronger with each battle,
Powered by both life and death, consuming.
All it now takes is a burst—a Spark—and
One of these armies will be forced to move,
And that move will determine the victor.
They wait for this bright opportunity.
They wait for this Spark to embolden them.
You must not be the Spark that ushers in
Darkness, Austraeoh, but the Spark that will
Consume them nevertheless, allowing
Harmony to burst free from Endrax's cage
And grant you the flame that will reunite
The Sundered slices of Urohringr.
In a far off corner of the stars...
...surrounded by nebulae and constellatory dust...
...a curved slice of terrestrial permanence broke the cosmic light. As it sailed off into the galactic reaches, another silhouette drifted past a stellar band, this one cylindrical and almost whole. Almost.
As the two came into proximity of one another, a ruby glow enveloped both, reaching a heightened pulse of luminescent glory, soft and harmonic in its impermeable reach.
This is the Final Movement of the Song.
This is the gift of Ilrifa, the hope
Of Gardez, the labor of my Children.
But, more than anything, Austraeoh, it
Is the melody that only your Spark
Can ignite, and bring Harmony back to
The cosmos with a spectral orchestra.
The light was blinding. Timeless.
Its many hues burst all at once, joyous and triumphant.
The Song was complete, and so it shattered into a million pieces to create a brand new sound.
All that was left was to ascend...
Rising rapidly...
Soaring in a straight line towards the gasping summit—
The Adorablest of Comas
—Rainbow Dash awoke, wide-eyed and sputtering.
"Haaaaaaauckkkttt!"
Her wings flapped instinctively, and her trembling body rose from a pile of blankets. A canvas tent loomed overhead, and beyond that—outside—twilight and gray urbanity.
Pastel faces spun towards her, full of grins and gasps.
"Dashieee!" Pinkie Pie hollered, diving through her anchor with a desperate attempt at a hug.
"Oh my goodness!" Fluttershy covered her muzzle, stifling happy tears. "Oh my g-goodness! She's back! She's really back this time!"
"Yeeeeeeeeha!" Applejack cheered. "'Bout darn time!"
"Smashing!" Rarity reared her ghostly forelimbs. "A true, true blessing to finally have you awake, darling!"
"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight Sparkle hovered up close. "I can't believe it! Talk to us! What do you remember?" A few blinking seconds later, her smile vanished. "Uhhhh... Rainbow? You don't look so good."
This was probably because Rainbow Dash was busy thrashing about, punching and kicking at the air with all her available limbs.
"Oooh!" Pinkie Pie sat up, grinning. "Victory pose-coma dance! I love doing those!"
"Awwwwwww shoot." Applejack grimaced with the others. "Somethin's wrong with her, isn't there?"
"She's... she's in shock!" Fluttershy whimpered. "The poor thing—"
"Somepony, do something!" Rarity flailed about. "For Celestia's sake! There must be a way to contact the others!"
"Like how, Rarity?!" Twilight Sparkle scowled. "You know as well as I do there's nothing we can do—!"
"Oh praise Goddess!" Fluttershy's voice cracked as she pointed out the tent. "It's Ariel! She's coming!"
"Thank heavens!" Rarity breathed.
Sure enough, there was a gust of wind. Ariel suddenly arrived at the tent flap, wide-eyed and breathless. "H-holy shit, Rainbow?!" She almost grinned.
"Rnnngh... guhhh..." Rainbow was already soaking in a cold sweat. Pinprick eyes darted every which way. "The Spark! Mrnnnngh... Shards of Endrax! Guhhhhh! She clutched her aching skull and bit her bottom lip until it bled. "Hrnnnngh... Song of Circles! H-Harmonic Prism...!"
Ariel winced. "Awwwwwww jeez..." A dark, feathery body came to a screeching halt just ouside the tent. Ariel turned to face the griffin. "Wildcard! Go fetch Kepler! Quick!"
Flesh and metal talons scraped the air inquisitively.
"Yes—Yes. She's back—but she's freakin' out super hard! I think it might be the spider crap in her blood! Now go get Keps already!"
The Desperado saluted, and the tent flap billowed from his hasty flight across the abandoned city. Meanwhile, Ariel slinked in and nimbly caught Rainbow's flailing fetlocks in her own.
"Rainbow—Rainbow Dash!" she hollered.
"Grnnngh!" Rainbow shook and squirmed all over the blankets, fighting with Ariel's grip. "Darkness. So... much... darkness... I... I can't p-possibly be bright enough!"
"Get ahold of yourself! You're no longer an audience to Miss Spider Queen! You're here! With us!" Ariel smiled awkwardly while fighting with Rainbow's forelimbs. "The Herald's got your—"
"Ignite the flame..." Rainbow shook and convulsed. "Guhhhh...!"
"Rainbow, please..."
"H-how can I ignite the flame?!" She gnashed her teeth, tears streaming. "The Factions! They've got the Shards! It's... it's impossible! It's just... simply... impossible—!"
A gray muzzle leaned in and gave her nose the softest and girliest of kisses.
"... ... ..." Rainbow froze in place, blinking.
By then, Ariel had leaned back with a friendly smile. "It's Ariel." Warm eyes. "Remember?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow's eyes twitched, finally relaxing. "... ... ...hiya, Toots."
"Eheheheh..." Ariel raised Rainbow gently into a sitting position. "Please forgive me. I... uh... had to get you to calm down somehow."
"Don't be sorry." Rainbow nevertheless rubbed her nose. Hugging herself, she looked across the tent with mild trembles. "I'm just... just..." Teeth chattered. "Luna Poop... I heard so much... I felt so much! The Winter Song..." Her head shook with a flounce of her short mane. "...it's no friggin' joke!"
"Yeah..." Ariel nodded, leaning back inside the tent. "I could have told you that. You were out of it for a long while after they reeled the three of you back to the upper city."
"Mrmmmfff... 'long while,' huh?" Rainbow Dash buried her scrunched muzzle in two forelimbs. "Grffff... like how long? A few hours? Half a day?"
"Uhm..." Ariel fidgeted, avoiding Rainbow's gaze. "...more like two weeks..."
Rainbow froze in place.
"Oh boy..." Applejack took off her ghostly hat and fanned herself with it. "Here it comes."
"Brace yourselves!" Twilight squeaked.
Slowly, Rainbow Dash looked up with a gaping expression. "Two. Weeks."
"Uh huh..."
"I was out for two whole friggin' weeks?!" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"Hey!" Pinkie Pie floated sideways, shrugging. "Could have been worse, Dashie! At least it wasn't two months!"
"Pinkie..." Rarity groaned.
"But it's okay, though!" Ariel insisted, putting on a hopeful smile. "You're fit as a fiddle! Not a scratch or bed sore on you!" She crossed her fuzzy heart. "I promise!"
"But... but... t-two weeks?!" Rainbow's voice cracked again. "Celestia on a bike, Ariel! How did I even eat or drink?"
"Uhm..." Ariel squirmed, blushing slightly. "Very... very awkwardly."
"You..." Rainbow's eyelids narrowed until they were paper-thin. "...did you feed me?"
"Mmmmmmmm... kinda. I guess you could say that."
The hairs on the back of Rainbow's neck stood up slightly. "It wasn't any meat, was it?"
"Oh, no!" Ariel waved her forelimbs dramatically. "I didn't! I couldn't!"
Rainbow exhaled with relief.
"See, Rainbow?" Fluttershy smiled. "Your friends wouldn't betray you."
"And don't worry about how 'uncool' it may sound." Ariel chuckled breathily. "It wasn't necessarily as messy as you might be thinking." She bit the corner of her lip, glancing towards the far corner of the tent. "Not as messy as... other things."
Rainbow Dash blinked. "Wait." She looked up with a foalish expression. "What—?"
"But what matters now..." Ariel leaned in and hugged Rainbow with a happy, happy smile. "...is that you're back and in one piece!" A slight nuzzle was added at the end. "Heeeeeee—"
"Hang on a sec..." Rainbow gently pushed Ariel away. "No... no no no no..." She tried standing up, only to wobble in place. "This can't be right!"
Ariel blinked at her. 'What can't be right?"
"Guhhh!" Rainbow plopped back down onto her belly, grimacing. "That can't be all of it!"
"All of what?"
"The song!" Rainbow's voice rasped. "Abaddon's friggin' ballad!"
"Oh! Excellent!" Twilight Sparkle "trotted" closer to their anchor. "I've been absolutely dying to ask you about that, Rainbow—"
"I didn't learn anything!" Rainbow Dash growled.
Twilight recoiled, eyes wide. "You... didn't...?!"
"I-I-I mean..." Rainbow fought the urge to hyperventilate. "...nothing m-more than I already knew!"
"Really?" Fluttershy's muzzle hung agape. "You learned nothing new at all?!"
"Oh, sure!" Rainbow huffed, eartips turning red in anger. "The Shards of Endrax! Gotta catch 'em all! Something something blood, sweat, and explosions. Yadda yadda yadda. I was born for that fetch-quest crap. But—COME ON!" She yanked at the closest thing she could touch—Ariel's mane. "What about Ilrifa?!? Who is she?! And how much did Gardez know, huh?! And what's with the Flux and this 'new strategy' of the Bloodwings and what's powering up the Night Shard?!?"
"Ow ow ow..." Ariel winced, feeling her skull being tugged. "Rainbow—!"
Rainbow collapsed on the ground, pulling at her own bangs this time. "Grnnnngh... I was so close to figuring it all out! Why does Abaddon gotta hold so much back?! UGH!" She rolled her eyes savagely. "Worst. Elder. Exposition. EVER!" A sudden wave of nausea overtook her. "Whoahhhh..."
"Rainbow Dash, just calm down and try to be reasonable about all this!" Rarity exclaimed. "Maybe there's more to what she's said than what's on the surface!"
"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie nodded. "We can help you use your dash-deducing tools of reasoning to figure it all out in time—"
"Time?!" Rainbow stifled a gross belch from deep inside her system. "Urp... I d-don't have any time!" She shook and shivered. "Between Tchern's Flux and the Bloodwings' latest campaign and the Night Shard's strengthening power, I h-haven't any time to fart around!" She fought another wave of nasuea and whimpered on. "If any Faction gets the upper hoof on the other and wins a second Shard of Endrax, then the Midnight Armory is all theirs! And then we... we're royally..." Rainbow's eyes derp'd as she shuddered, turning green. "What in the heck did you feed me, girl?"
"Only bleakweed and mushrooms!" Ariel stammered. "I swear!"
"What the hay's wrong with her?" Applejack asked.
"I think it's the residual effects of the spider venom," Fluttershy said. "Even after two weeks of being in a coma, she's still having to deal with it."
"Don't worry, Dashie!" Pinkie leaned in to smile into the nauseated pegasus' face. "We've stuck it out with you this long! We're gonna see you through this, gurrrrrrrrrrl!"
"I... feel..." Rainbow's tongue hung out. "... ... ...so blargharliffic..."
"Awwwwww..." Ariel leaned in and gently stroked Rainbow's shoulder. "You poor, poor Austraeoh." A wink. "Just rest easy, Rainbow. You'll feel better in no time."
"Mrmmmff... so... not awesome..."
"What you did down there in Abaddon's lair was super awesome and brave." Ariel grinned. "And—look at it this way! According to Merula, you've been doing way... way better than Commander Gwen of the Emeraldinian Expedition faired so many years ago!"
Just as the Heraldite said that—
"BLEEAAAAAACHKKKKKTTTTT!!!" Rainbow Dash hurled yesterday's dinner all over her edge of the tent.
"Whoah nelly!" Applejack sounded.
"Ewwwwwwww!" Rarity batted her forelimbs at the scene while clenching her eyes shut.
Ariel gulped. "Then again..." She murmured.
A gust of wind announced Kepler's entrance. The wyvern stucked his hairy head into the tent. "Harrk! I came as soon as I hearrd! How is ourr beloved Austrraeoh doing?!"
"Hraaaaaaaaauck-spkttttttt—pewwww"
Kepler blinked through his spectacles. "Ach. Is that all?"
The Shards of Endrax
"I saw... lots of things..." Rainbow Dash muttered. She sat in the corner of the tent, her petite figure bundled tight beneath three layers of blankets. The shivers had almost vanished completely, and she stared gently out into the twilight reaches of the city beyond the canvas. "So many ponies... so many creatures... monsters and imps and sarosians and crystal ponies and changelings..." Her fuzzy ears twitched—one after the other. "I saw entire years' worth of stuff... eons." A tender gulp. "Battles. Massacres. The rise and fall of countless Dark Side civilizations..." Her eyes twinkled. "I saw light... solar flares peeking out from beyond the Penumbral edge." A heavy exhale. "I saw so many crazy... wild things... and yet I don't feel like I got any answers."
Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity sat in a ghostly curve before the mare, listening with intense expressions.
"But..." Fluttershy's ears drooped. "...you learned about what happened to Endrax, right?"
Rainbow Dash nodded. "She..." The mare pulled the blanket fabric closer, sighing out her nostrils. "...she sacrificed herself to block off all entrances into the Midnight Armory. Then—to seal the deal—she put a spell on her body to... make it pretty much unbreakable." Her eyes darted across her five friends. "The only way to undo it is to reunite the pieces of her crown that she lost."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Pinkie Pie nodded. "So those are the Shards of Endrax!"
"Right..."
"Oh, I bet they must have looked fabulous back in the day!" Rarity declared, eyelashes fluttering. "Erm..." She daintily cleared her throat. "Not to... diminish the seriousness of their present-day worth, of course."
"It's okay, Rarity..." Rainbow smiled tiredly. "According to Ariel, I've been dozing off for two weeks. I... I-I could really use listening to your fruity voice again."
"Mmmmmm..." Rarity waved a hoof, grinning slyly. "Flatter all you wish, darling."
"And them Shards..." Applejack rubbed her golden scalp as she thought aloud: "These pieces of Endrax that snapped off her noggin'... they're currently in the possession of the Three Factions of the Trinary War?"
"That's right, AJ." Rainbow Dash took a breath. "According to Abaddon's song, they must be reunited and brought back to Endrax's corpse if there's any hope of her body being moved away from the Armory's entrances."
"Well, fiddlesticks!" Applejack winced. "I guess there's just no moseyin' on into the place where the alicorns left the Harmonic Prism! I mean... not with the only keys to that there lock box bein' spread around all wild-like!"
"Ohhhhh..." Fluttershy's ghostly form drooped. "...I suppose we were silly to think it could have been that easy."
"Easy?!" Rarity shook her head. "Even without the Shards being an issue, just getting through this ghastly War to even reach the Midnight Armory sounds like a treacherous task in and of itself!" She shivered, raising a forelimb in revulsion. "Guh!"
"I just can't get over the sheer amount of foresight that Endrax must have possessed to accomplish this!" Twilight Sparkle remarked. "I mean—she had to have known that the Bloodwings—or any faction, for that matter—would have found a way to eliminate her brood and clear the way to the Sarcophagus of Ages!"
"Verlax had some pretty hefty friggin' foresight," Rainbow Dash droned. She raised an eyebrow at Twilight. "Why's Endrax's intuition so mind-boggling?"
"It isn't, really. But... Endrax still thought so far ahead! And she didn't have the same kind of preparation in song that Abaddon and her children have afforded all these eons!" Twilight Sparkle shrugged. "I used to think that the stars would align just to aid in the fate of Equestria. The more I look at things, the more I realize that fate's aligning to guide you. The Austraeoh."
"Errrrrr..." Pinkie Pie smiled, waving a hoof through Rainbow's shoulder as if to pat her. "Of course—no pressure or anything! Eheheheh..."
Rainbow sighed long and hard. "To be honest? I'm kinda numb to it all by now."
"Well, reckon that's a good thing." Applejack nodded. "Because if I were you and I had to deal with the gravity of this here 'Shard' situation—I'd wanna be numb too!"
"Jee... thanks," Rainbow gluttered.
"Yeah, Dashie!" Pinkie Pie giggle-snorted, zipping around her and flailing her forelimbs. "Make sure you don't Shard yourself! Hahaha—"
Rarity face-hoofed. "Ohhhhhh Pinkie."
"What?!" Pinkie shrugged. "Just trying to make some laughs! We've gotta have a bright side to all this, right?"
"And I appreciate it, Pinkie..." Rainbow slurred, her brow furrowing. "But the only 'bright side' is the fact that—somehow—the factions haven't stolen a piece of Endrax from one another in all the time it took for me to get my awesome butt over here."
"What would h-happen if they did?" Fluttershy asked.
"Well, no doubt these shards possess deep draconian enchantment," Twilight Sparkle said. "At least they should if they can collectively undo the post-mortem spell that Endrax cast on them." She looked at the others. "As far as we can guess, each Shard could very well be empowering the respective factions who possess them... giving them newfound ways in which to wage destructive warfare."
"You mean..." Rarity leaned forward. "...such as this 'Flux' that the changelings are utilizing?"
Twilight shrugged. "Maybe. Maybe something we don't know yet. But—imagine—if any of these three sides got ahold of another faction's Shard of Endrax? Abaddon was right to spell disaster in her song; there'd very likely be a snowball effect of intensifying power until that one faction overthrew the other two, gained the last Shard, and removed Endrax's body."
Pinkie tugged at her hair. "And then got ahold of the Harmonic Prick!"
"Prism," Rarity corrected.
"That too!"
"Oh..." Fluttershy wilted. "...my."
"Hrmmmm..." Applejack tapped her chin. "...seems to me that the solution's pretty dang clear." She looked at the others. "We gotta help Rainbow fetch these Shard-thingies and get to Endrax before the rest of the factions can get ahold of the Prism!"
"What—are you serious?!" Pinkie Pie cackled. "That's suicide!"
Applejack sighed. "I said the solution was clear. I didn't say it'd be easy."
"Is there even a way for Rainbow and the Herald to slip past these horrible armies and get the Shards?" Fluttershy asked.
"Well..." Twilight looked all around the tent as she contemplated the matter. "...considering that these factions are so used to fighting each other... and in huge droves too... I suppose it's hypothetically possible for a small party like Rainbow's to slip on through and stealthily acquire something, but—"
"Twilight, let's not kid ourselves here," Pinkie Pie said. "This situation is no laughing matter!" She paused in mid-speech, the shivered. "Brrrbrrrbrrr! Listen to me! This whole situation's got me sounding like Limestone!"
"I'm afraid Pinkie's right," Rarity declared. "Why—just think of the Dark Vigil alone! They have lunar spells that are impossible to cross undetected! Need I remind you what happened when we came upon Bleak's Plummet back on the Light Side?" She gulped. "And then there're the Changelings! They're empathic by nature! They could detect us coming from miles away!"
"Could..." Fluttershy trembled as Pinkie hugged her. "...c-could we talk about something else n-now?"
"And there's no telling just what the mysterious Night Shard are capable of!" Rarity stammered. "Why—just from what Rainbow described in her vision—they sound downright impenetrable!"
"No army is without a weakness!" Twilight Sparkle frowned. "Rainbow's history with Rohbredden, Ledomare, and Chrysalis' minions should teach us of that! There's got to be a way to procure these Shards from the three Factions!"
"Yer optimism is mighty appreciated, Twilight," Applejack said. "Honestly, it is. But let's not gallop into this blindly here." She waved a forelimb. "Rainbow's just one pony."
"With five ghosty-besties!" Pinkie Pie cheered, side-nuzzling Fluttershy
Applejack rolled her eyes, albeit with a smile. "True. Granted. But..." She looked back at Twilight. "Even with the Herald, that makes us six sets of legs at best! Seven if—somehow—the death buzzard feels like taggin' along."
"I understand, AJ—"
"We already done lost Mortuana, Bard, and Axan—and that was all in just tryin' to cross the dag-blame'd edge of the world!" Applejack breathed heavily. "I want Rainbow Dash to save the world. Really, I do. But it's just so dang much to go up against. I mean... where do we even start?"
Twilight Sparkle merely bit her lip. She was at a loss for words.
As Rarity and the others began to hang their heads...
"Abaddon believes in me..."
The five ghostly mares looked at their anchor.
Rainbow Dash slowly looked up at them, hugging her blankets tighter. "...not just her, but her Children too. And Gardez. And... and..." A gulp. "Ilrifa." Her gaze hardened. "I don't know precisely what it is that they expect me to do, but everything has been set up for this moment... for when the Spark—for when I arrive to do something awesome in the right place and at the right time." She looked at Applejack. "Isn't that enough for me to go by?"
"Rainbow, sugarcube..." Applejack smiled sweetly. "I believe in you too. We all do... and we lurve ya somethin' fierce..." She sighed, and her ears drooped. "But—at the same time—we really dun wanna lose you."
The rest of the mares nodded in agreement.
With a steady voice, Rainbow Dash said, "Nopony can afford to lose me. If I'm gone... all of Urohringr is gone too. Then we've got nothing."
Silence.
"I have to figure out something," Rainbow Dash said. "I must give it a try... even if it does seem hopeless."
The girls exchanged glances.
"Where..." Fluttershy found the nerve to speak. "...where will you even start?"
Rainbow Dash breathed calmly. "First thing's first..." She pushed the blankets away and hobbled up to her hooves. "...I gotta talk to the Herald."
One Does Not Simply
Slowly, one wobbly hoof after another, Rainbow Dash shuffled out of the tent. The twilight above shone dull and dismal through the urban haze of the abandoned city. Nevertheless, Rainbow found herself squinting as she peered around, searching for her companions.
As it turned out, she didn't have to look far. As the lofty platform came into focus, so did five familiar figures—trotting closer.
Flynn gulped. Leaning forward, he was the first to speak, "Rainbow Dash...?"
Rainbow took a deep breath, coiling her wings by her side. "Lookie. Flynn lives."
"There! See?!" Flynn turned to scowl at Logan. "I told you the venom didn't rot her brain."
"Not as far as we can tell..." Logan's eyes narrowed.
Flynn held a hoof up to Logan's figure. Patiently.
Logan sighed, reached into a satchel, and produced a bit that he slapped into Flynn's fetlock.
"Jee..." Rainbow Dash droned. "How touching."
"It's not as trivial as it looks," Logan said. "That's the only bit we have on the Dark Side. It's worth a mountain of gold."
"Here's hoping you win it back in another bet."
"Seeing as how you're still alive, I probably will." Logan smiled and trotted until he towered over the mare. "Welcome back to the land of the living, Missy."
Rainbow playfully punched his forelimb. "Holding up the fort here, Big Show?"
"You can count on me."
"The spiders are the ones setting up a defense perimeter..." Flynn breathed onto the coin, polished it, and smirked at the petite mare. "But go on. Let him dream."
"Bald-ass douche canoe..." Logan muttered into the twilight.
"At least I've been putting myself to good use these past two weeks!" Flynn grinned. "I've been studying the ancient technology lying around these platforms and you have no idea the kind of discoveries I've made!"
"Save the briefing for another time," Rainbow sputtered, limping down the line of Heraldites. "I don't want to slip back into another coma." She stopped at a hairy wyvern. "Heya, Keps."
"Harrk!" The spectacled companion saluted with a smile. "Grreat to have you back, Rrainbow One."
"Thanks for all the healing broths," Rainbow Dash said. "It's... a shame I threw most of it up."
"Yes, well, accorrding to Merrula, you fairred quite well."
"Tell that to my migraine." Rainbow playfully fluffed his hairy mane and shuffled past Ariel. "Hey girl."
"Feeling better, Rainbow?"
"Better enough."
Ariel weathered a weary breath. "I told the messengers of Abaddon that you were awake. I suspect they'll be sending one of the Merulas up here to speak with you."
"Good. Cuz I've got lots of questions to ask."
"You didn't figure them all out from Abaddon's song?" Flynn asked.
Ariel snapped at him. "Will you give her some space, Flynn?! For Goddess' sake! It's a miracle she stopped freaking out like she did upon waking!"
"It's okay, Ariel," Rainbow muttered, trotting along. "You don't have to tell everypony you kissed me."
"Eeep!" Ariel blushed heavily.
"Wait... what?" Logan's eyes darted. "Who kissed who?"
Rainbow didn't respond. She was standing before Wildcard at this point.
At last, the silent griffin looked at her. Twin black goggles reflected her haggard face. Then—with a beak smile—he held a metal talon out.
Rainbow took one look at the arm, ignored it, and leaned forward to engulf the Desperado in a dear hug.
Wildcard—clearly surprised—simply patted her back and nodded.
The two parted ways, with Rainbow breathing through a tired smile. "It's okay, Jordan. I know you were worried. You don't have to thank me for that."
"The way you talk," Flynn remarked, "It's as if you've made a habit out of experiencing comas in the past."
"Coming back from the dead is an art," Rainbow said. She looked at Wildcard again. "The only thing that sucks is that I never went to school for it."
With slow, deliberate swipes of his fingers, Wildcard hand-signed something before Rainbow.
"I... uh..." Rainbow looked at Kepler. "Sorry, I'm a bit rusty... and groggy. He said something about hair?"
"He states that yourr hairr has grrown considerrably long," Kepler remarked with a tusked grin. "And he would be rright."
"Yes, well..." Rainbow brushed a hoof through her spectral bangs. "...some sins take longer than others to be forgotten." Her eyes narrowed at the group as she spoke in a soft, warm tone. "I'm... really really lucky to have you guys... y'know that, right?" She gulped. "I can't imagine how stupidly sucky it must have been to be waiting here for so long... not knowing if I would wake up."
"We had Merrula to give us assurrrance," Kepler explained. "And during my ministrations I could tell that you werre simply dealing with a temporrary spell."
"Still... it couldn't have been easy..."
"We're the Job Squad," Flynn said with a huff. "'Easy' means we're doing it wrong."
Logan chuckled at that.
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash scanned the urban horizon. "... ... ...where is Seraphimus?" One ear twitched, then the other. "Is she... I mean did she—?"
"She's around..." Logan shrugged. "...buzzing about."
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "But... I-I thought she was dead-set on splitting for lonely pockets of the Curve—"
"So did we," Ariel said with a nod. But... turns out she's still hanging about." She gestured lazily into the air. "She flies around for hours, comes back to check to see if you've recovered or not... and then rinses and repeats."
"Should I be flattered?" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"That griffin is batshit insane," Flynn wheezed. "I don't know what keeps her around, honestly."
Wildcard hand-signed, and this time Rainbow read it: "She is probably searching for answers."
"Mmmmm..." Logan nodded. "She's not the only one..." His eyes traced towards Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash took a deep breath, facing the Herald as a whole. "I wish I could give you more, everypony. But... I-I simply don't have more to give."
Wildcard gestured again: "The Spider Queen spoke to you. I heard everything."
"Yeah, well, did you see the stuff that I saw?!" Rainbow rasped. "Did you feel the song in your veins?"
Wildcard was merely silent.
"What was the experrience like?" Kepler asked.
Rainbow gazed off across the spires of the empty city. "Friggin' scary as heck... at least at first. Then... as time went on... it felt like being out-of-my-body..." Rainbow smirked aside. "Believe you me... I'm not exactly new to crazy metaphysical fart-brainage... but this was just so... so..."
"Spidery?"Ariel suggested.
Rainbow blinked. "I was gonna say anticlimactic."
Ariel shrugged. "Seems to come leg-in-leg."
"What do you mean?"
"Just that... come on, Rainbow!" Ariel gestured dramatically. "These are giant friggin' spiders we're talking about!"
"Amazingly gifted, perrceptive, and meticulously melodic spiders," Kepler added.
"Whatever. They're still big squirmy things with big squirmy brains working on the same squirmy Song for eons and eons..." Ariel grimaced at Rainbow Dash. "Weren't you going on and on before about how Abaddon could very well be senile?"
"She has a very thorough mind!" Rainbow stated somewhat defensively. She felt a tinge of dizziness and had to steady herself against Wildcard's supportive talon. "So... l-long as it's got a thorough st-story to tell." Rainbow sighed. "... ... ...one she's been dwelling on for a very very long time, it would seem."
"Then it's a bust," Logan declared. "She wasted all of our time and your sanity for nothing."
"Not exactly. I know about the Shards now."
The Herald stirred anxiously.
"Ariel was trying to explain that to us yesterday," Flynn remarked. His mechanical eye rotated in and out with contemplative poise. "Turns out... the Divine Endrax had an even grander plan beyond death?"
"It wasn't enough that she gave her life to block the entrances to the Midnight Armory," Rainbow Dash said. "The three friggin' armies haven't been able to make her corpse budge. I doubt we can manage any better. However—when she died—she purposefully discarded three enchanted horns from her very own skull. They each fell into the hooves of the three different factions..."
"Lemme guess..." Logan folded his forelimbs with a knowing nod. "...it gave them something else to fight over."
"A distrraction!" Kepler declared.
"More like an obsession," Rainbow Dash said. "One that has wasted more lives than the previous half of the war... and in a shorter timespan as well..."
"It's a mirracle that any of the arrmies arre capable of standing to this day!" Kepler added.
"And that's the scary part." Rainbow looked at the group as a whole. "These three horn pieces—these Shards of Endrax—are required to disenchant the spell binding the Divine's corpse to the Midnight Armory."
"You sure of that?" Flynn remarked.
Wildcard briskly hand-signed: "I heard the Spider Queen say it herself."
"And I saw it." Rainbow frowned. "I saw the frightening possibility for any of the fragile factions to crumble under the right pressure... allowing either of their nemeses to scoop up their Shard, combine it with the power from the one they already have, and turn the tide of war in their favor."
"By then... they will have become an unstoppable force," Ariel muttered. "Harmonic Prism or bust."
"If that's the case..." Flynn grimace. "...then that could happen any time!"
"And when they acquirre the gift of the alicorrns, all we've worrked forr will be lost." He pointed a wing-talon at Rainbow. "All that you have flowned forr... would be nothing. Alas... the fate of Urrohrringrr would go to rruin."
Rainbow stood tall. "Not unless we get to the Shards first." And she stared patiently at the eyes and faces of her companions.
Silence hung tensely over the Herald.
Ariel bit her lip. She looked at Logan and Flynn.
Kepler took his spectacles off and nervously rubbed them clean.
At last it was Wildcard who "broke" the quiet with a series of gestures.
Flynn grumbled. "Yeah, Doubleyoo, and if Bard was still here, he'd say the same thing. That's what I both loved and hated about you Desperadoes." His teeth showed. "You were a bunch of optimistic jackasses!"
"Baldy..." Logan sighed.
"I always knew this entire campaign of ours amounted to a suicide mission... but how..." He flailed his forelimbs before his muzzle. "Tell me... how in Mortuana's name are we expected to just march right into these murderous nihilistic assholes' lairs and slip back out with the very diamonds of their militant desire?!"
"Forr all we know, we could be the forrce that tips the scales," Kepler said. "We could strrategically inserrt ourrselves into theirr rranks, make out with the prrize, and stand by while the confused factions fall all overr one anotherr like dominoes!"
"Yeah?! Like... how?!" Flynn face-hoofed, stifling a groan. "Honestly... I'm trying to be hopeful about this... but we'd need an army for such a friggin' thing!"
Ariel pointed at distant webs. "The Winter Children of Abaddon—"
"—are stuck here because the Bloodwings have made mince-meat out of their ailing numbers throughout the rest of the Dark Side," Logan grumbled in a somber voice. "They're the arachnid kings of this domain, but their venomous ballet dancing ain't worth shit beyond the city limits." He looked lethargically at Rainbow. "I hate to say it, but Baldy's right. So far—with all we've seen and witnessed—there's only one way to pursue these 'Shards of Endrax' if we actually wanted them... and that's on our own."
"And on top of that...!" Flynn waved in the air, spitting. "We don't even know where in the Hell they are!"
"... ... ... !" Rainbow Dash spun to look at her tent.
Wildcard saw it. His feathers instantly perched.
"What is it...?" Ariel asked with a murmur.
"Hold up..." Rainbow trotted towards the tent. Halfway through, her grogginess got the best of her, and she tripped.
Wildcard flew over to help balance her. She patted his talon and pointed into the tent.
"Please, Jordan. If you could. My b-backpack from Equestria."
Wildcard nod-nod-nodded. Fwoosh! Fwoosh! In two blinks, he shot into the canvas structure and returned with the stachel dangling from his metal grasp. The loyal griffin held the item up before Rainbow.
Rainbow took it. She reached deep inside, and when she drew her hoof back out she was cradling a pearlescent sphere in her fetlock.
"The dragon sphere?" Ariel asked.
Rainbow took Axan's mysterious gift. Slowly—with precise movements—she rotated and turned it around.
Flynn rubbed his muzzle, watching intently.
At last, there was a faint flicker of scarlet light across the edge of the sphere... followed by a slightly brighter one situated perpendicular to the first. Finally—after more than a little bit of fumbling—Rainbow got the sphere positioned in such a way to register a third signal, this one puslating with an intense crimson glow.
Logan craned his neck. From his perspective, the beacon of light within the giant marble resembled a compass needle. His gaze traced to where it pointed in a straight line towards the edge of the City.
"My starrs and garrterrs..." Kepler exhaled. "...it all makes sense now."
"If those Shards are the only parts of Axan's sister that are left living—so to speak..."
"...then her stone is likely pointing us to where the three of them are currently located," Ariel finished.
"Where's this bright one pointing?" Rainbow dumbly asked.
Wildcard gestured: "Omega."
"But... who, then?" Ariel stammered. "Which faction is it?"
Rainbow bit her lip. Her ruby eyes reflected the shimmering band within the stone. "I've got a pretty dang good guess who."
Logan sighed. "The Bloodwings." His tail flicked. "Buck me..."
"Even still, Rainbow..." Flynn winced. "An army of six? How... how could we even pretend to approach them?"
"Fighting is simply out of the option," Kepler said, shaking his hairy head. "Therre's farr too few of us. As diplomats—perrhaps—we could win ourrselves an opporrtunity to simply distrract them! But... I-I fail to see how six strrangers frrom the 'Penumbrral Edge' could convince them to rrelinquish theirr Shard!"
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash looked up from the stone. "Not an army of six." She stared firmly at the group. "But a army of seven..."
Flynn and Ariel instantly winced.
Logan looked at Wildcard.
Goggles locked on Rainbow, Wildcard slowly gestured: "She stopped being the Commander of anything a long time ago."
Rainbow nodded. "That's the first comforting thing I've 'heard' since waking up." She shoved the dragon stone back into her weathered saddlebag. "Enough time has gone by. I have to speak to her."
"But..." Ariel shrugged. "...there's no telling where—"
"Fluttershy, remember?" Rainbow stepped briskly down the platform street and began flexing her forelimbs. "If Merula shows up while I'm gone, have her leave a message."
"Just listen for my screams," Flynn droned.
Two Birds; One Stone
"Right in here, Rainbow Dash," Rarity said—her voice touched with an ounce of worry.
Rainbow Dash trotted into the large lobby of a skyscraper. She wasn't alone. Seraphimus shuffled in after her, her gray feathers reflected in the sheen of multiple glass sheets. An elaborate arrangement of glass panels—perhaps magical in their ancient purpose—stretched in finite geometric patterns across the heart of the large chamber.
"I fail to see why you insist on us conversing here," Seraphimus stated in a calm tone. "No doubt your traveling companions outside would desire to hear what you have to say."
"I've already told them enough." Rainbow Dash glanced at Rarity, Twilight, and her other friends before stopping in her tracks and turning around to face the former Commander of the Talon. "I wished to see you," she said. "Just as you wished to see me."
Seraphimus was deadpan. "What do you mean, exactly?"
Pinkie Pie face-hoofed. Rainbow ignored it and replied, "It's been two weeks since we both went down to meet Abaddon. You've been asking the Herald periodically about my condition ever since I went unconscious." Her ruby eyes narrowed. "My friends... my ghostly friends have sensed you flying restless circles around the city for days and days on end."
"Can you fault me?" Seraphimus asked, headcrest raising slightly. "Living to the incessant prattle of your so-called 'Herald' is migraine-inducing."
"Well..." Applejack winked aside at Rainbow Dash. "Reckon she's got a point there."
Rainbow calmly responded to Seraphimus. "Nevertheless... you've had countless opportunities to leave by this point," Rainbow said. "I distinctly remember you telling me that it was what you wanted back before the visit with the Winter Children's mother transpired."
"An opportunity that I still cherish—"
"Stuff it, Seraphimus." Rainbow took a few bold steps towards her. "Why are you still around?" Her fuzzy brow furrowed. "What are you waiting for?"
Seraphimus' beak tightened. A flick of her lion's tail, and she said: "Did the spider venom give you anything? A vision? Some sort of unheard portion of the song conveyed?"
"You want answers..." Rainbow Dash breathed warmly. "You want to know more... just like I wish to."
Seraphimus fumed. "Is that why you brought me to this isolated place? To gloat and lord over me with your knowledge?"
"Seraphimus, Abaddon talked in circles—just like her Song. I scarcely know more than you do."
"I find that very hard to believe," Seraphimus grunted.
Applejack looked at Rainbow and nodded.
Rainbow sighed. "You heard the same words that I did, Seraphimus. Abaddon spoke to you and Wildcard as well down there..."
"But you were given the privilege of seeing more," Seraphimus said. "The venom... what vision did it grant you?"
Rainbow ignored her. "You heard Abaddon speak of Endrax... of the Sarcophagus of Ages... of the mysterious origin of this world and how it's fated to miraculously return to Urohringr... assuming that the forces of Harmony defeat the chaotic night attempting to secure the Prism—"
Seraphimus sneered: "That is all a pedantic mountain of useless information—"
"Is it?!" Rainbow's eyes sliced across the shadowed room. "It's all 'Blighted,' right?! Falsehoods?! Lies?! Heretical information relayed by a big friggin' spider deep in a world of eternal night?!"
Seraphimus' wings coiled tightly. "It..." She gulped, looking strangely vulnerable. "...I can't pretend to—"
"It's all real, Sera," Rainbow Dash said firmly. "You can't play it all off as hogwash from 'beyond the Blight.' Not anymore." She shook her head. "Not after all that you've seen. Not after all the blood that's been spilled—and most of it glowing. Jordan's not the only griffin with good eyes. Are you really going to insult me—and yourself—by continuing to deny what's happening here?"
Seraphimus looked away. A tense breath, and she muttered: "It was you who was summoned. Surely—in your comatose experience—you were given information that Jordan and I weren't—"
"Just about everything Abaddon told me, I already pretty much knew," Rainbow Dash said. Her ears twitched. "Just as the things you've heard were all that which I already told you."
"... ... ..."
"This is no longer the world that you once knew, Seraphimus," Rainbow said. "In fact... the world you knew—under Verlax—simply never was." She looked at Twilight Sparkle and the others. "I knew a world once. And while everything in my life has changed... I've learned long ago that it was simply a small piece of the big picture. And—each day—that picture only gets bigger and bigger."
Fluttershy and Rarity smiled.
Rainbow cleared her throat. "But... with as far as I've come... and with all the challenges I still have yet to face..." She looked at Seraphimus again. "I know that the old world I was foaled in will only get tinier and more precious. Home is still important to me, but I've got to keep my eyes set on what is ahead. And if I pay attention to what is behind, I will only benefit from having an honest... clear picture."
Seraphimus was chillingly silent for a good, long while.
Pinkie and Twilight looked nervously at one another.
At last, it was Rainbow who broke the quiet: "You've always thought I came to destroy Rohbredden fully and completely." She shook her head. "It's not what I wanted to do. But..." She bit her lip, ears drooping slightly. "...perhaps the truth itself would just... make that inevitable, Sera..."
"How was Endrax related to Verlaxion?" Seraphimus suddenly asked.
Twilight and Rarity blinked.
"She was her sister, Seraphimus," Rainbow explained in a cautious tone. She studied Seraphimus carefully. "It was Endrax whom Verlax ventured here to find... and then she went mad with her obsession over the Sundering."
"And that creature from the Edge..." Seraphimus stared daggers into the shadows. "Axan..."
"Also a sister... having taken the form of a pony—Remna." Rainbow took a deep breath. "Just as Verlax had taken on the form of 'Verlaxion,' your savior... in a long and epic farce to fool your entire civilization. A farce that worked."
Seraphimus eyes were darting. Searching. Glossy.
Applejack turned to look pointedly at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow saw it. She slowly trotted towards Seraphimus' side. "You had asked me what the point was for bringing us here? To this building?" She gestured towards the sheets of glass looming everywhere. "Well, Rarity tells me that everything in here is... very brittle."
Seraphimus' muscles tightened upon hearing that. Her eyes peered throughout the room in a daze. On scraping talons, she shuffled forward—limply at first—but then with heavy and heavier steps.
Rainbow and her ghostly companions looked on, silent and reserved.
At last, Seraphimus stood in a halo of gray reflections, all of them peppered in dust and obscurity. A dozen former Commanders gazed at each other... and a ripple of searing anger rolled through, converging in the center as the real one formed her talons into fists and launched herself at the nearest panel within screaming range: "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!"
Rainbow closed her eyes.
SMASSSSH!
Seraphimus twirled like a serrated cyclone, smashing her fists into panel after panel, filling the chamber with echoes and covering the floor with glittering shards.
CRASSSSSSSH!
CRKKKKT!
SMASSSH!
Twilight Sparkle shivered.
Pinkie's tail twitched over and over again.
Fluttersy and Rarity hugged each other, wincing as they stared at the tense display.
Twenty seconds into the mad melee, Seraphimus—exhausted and even cut in a few places—fell to her knees amidst a weighted cascade of hyperventilation. She seethed and raged. Her hawkeyes—reduced to slitted pinpricks—took note of the faint ethereal glow coming from her injured flesh. It only infuriated her all the more, and soon she was clutching her scalp—plucking a few quills bloodily loose—as she howled into the emptiness of that abandoned hovel.
"HAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAUGGGHHH!!!"
Rainbow Dash stood her ground.
At long last, Seraphimus had spent her full breath. But not her passion. She fell forward, barely held in place by four quivering forelimbs. Something sprang from her now that Rainbow had never witnessed before, and although Rainbow had always suspected they could exist, the sight of them chilled her nevertheless.
As Seraphimus wept, her beak hung low, scraping dust and shards of grass with each lunging breath. She shivered in that dark cold place, like a penitent soul collapsing in a wintry forest. Only this time the anger had been spent, and what dwelled beneath—there was no flying away from.
The echo of her screams had barely settled when Rainbow heard a dark rush of wings. She turned around to see Wildcard speeding violently—worriedly—into the mouth of the chamber.
"!!!!!!"
Rainbow said no word. She simply held a hoof up.
The Desperado stopped in place, gripping Bard's staff. He maintained a distance at Rainbow's request, but his goggled eyes reflected Seraphimus' collapsed figure.
After a few somber minutes had passed, Rainbow dared to approach the sobbing griffin. She squatted low, close to her side. "The world's a big place... and its skies even bigger." Her ears dropped. "Even still... there's no greater height to fall from than yourself."
"It's the second t-time..." Seraphimus stammered, sputtered. She clenched her beak and shook her disheveled head. "Twice now... I have lost everything..." She sucked her breath in and seethed: "...all that I ever b-believed in..." Her talons formed shivering fists against the dirtied floor of that place. "Do you have any earthly idea what th-that's like...?!"
"I do."
Seraphimus flashed Rainbow a teary-eyed look.
"I also lost everything," Rainbow said. "In a blink." She slowly looked at Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie, and finally Applejack. "All that I loved and cherished. All that I was loyal to. You think you're mad right now? Girl, it ain't a drop in the bucket to the rage-fest I had... the things I broke... the sheer chaos I unleashed." She stood up tall, wings flexing. "All that loss and pain and confusion... I couldn't live in the vacuum left behind from it. And that's when my journey began. And yet... years later... after all that I've learned and all the purpose I've gained... I still feel that loss every day."
Seraphimus simply gawked at her. The griffin's beak hung agape, pitiable and quivering.
"I shouldered that loss like it was all I had to define myself," Rainbow Dash said. "I traveled alone for so long. But something changed. It wasn't just what I had learned... but I discovered that I needed help to overcome my obstacles... for they were turning bigger and bigger than I could ever have fathomed." After a firm breath... she bravely held a hoof down towards the former Commander. "Those obstacles are in front of me again... and they're so big that they defy comprehension." Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "I... would very much like your help in dealing with them, Seraphimus."
Applejack, Twilight and the others looked between the two with held breaths.
Wildcard's grip of the staff tightened.
Seraphimus looked at Rainbow's hoof... then at Rainbow herself. There was something delicate beneath her breath for a moment there—like a nervous peep from a hatchling—and then her adult voice crept through, weak and trembling. "I can't imagine how you could possibly forgive me..." A tear. Two. "...f-for what I have done in the past."
"I've committed some pretty nasty sins too," Rainbow said. "And yet... I have friends who have forgiven me." A tender smile. "Friends who have helped me. Without them, I couldn't have gotten as far as I have." She stretched her hoof even further. "I can help you get far too, Seraphimus. Further than you can possibly imagine."
"... ... ..."
"I won't promise that it will fill in the space of what you've lost," Rainbow added in a somber turn. "But some broken things in this universe can be fixed. That's what badass souls like you and me are made for."
"... ... ..." Seraphimus didn't take Rainbow's hoof. However, she did stand up, calmer and quieter than she was seconds prior. When she looked at the petite pegasus, it was at eye level.
Rainbow lowered her hoof, blinking at the former Commander.
"You... n-need help with the blighted forces at play in this realm?"
Rainbow nodded firmly. "And how."
Seraphimus sniffled. She dried her face with the back of her talon, staring off across the sea of broken glass. "... ... ...then—for the time being—I suspect that remaining in your party would be for the best." Her headcrest rose. "Increased numbers sounds... exceedingly adequate."
Rainbow smirked devilishly. She reached out to pat Seraphimus' shoulder. "Wrong A-word."
A Breath of Relief
"I have been extended an invitation," Seraphimus said in a quiet tone. "And... I have found it advantageous to accept it." Her eyes hung low as she spoke. "In consideration of the circumstances... I doubt that I will manage very well on my lonesome. Also, I suspect I could be of good use to this expedition by applying my talents in survivability and combat. It is my understanding that there are forces at play in this part of the world that will require full cooperation for all of us—any of us—to endure. It would be... foolish to pursue any other path at this juncture."
"Yeah, that's nice." Flynn nodded, his forelimbs folded. He and the Herald stood in a tense line across the urban platform from Seraphimus. "Now would you mind looking us in the eye as you say that?"
"Baldy..." Logan began.
Nevertheless, Seraphimus looked up. The menace was missing in her gaze, replaced instead by a vulnerable glaze of earnestness. "It is my promise—on the souls of my family and the fallen defenders of Rohbredden—that I shall not do anything to harm Rainbow Dash or her traveling companions ever again."
Ariel blinked.
Kepler glanced in surprise at Rainbow and the others.
"Well then..." Flynn nodded, his lips parting. "That's... that's more like it."
Seraphimus looked at Logan. "Are we planning to embark upon our next destination anytime soon?"
Logan cleared his throat. "No, uh..." He shook his head. "There isn't a 'next destination' yet. We've still got a lot to discuss. And Rainbow here is still recovering from the spider shit in her system."
"Very well." Seraphimus cleared her throat, and there was slight shakiness to her voice. "If you would not mind... I-I need some time alone. I tr-trust that you have the necessary means of summoning me should an emergency arise."
"Right on..." Logan dripped.
He and the others watched as Seraphimus limply flew off and glided beyond the nearest row of buildings.
Wildcard observed her from a lofty perch. He looked down at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow sighed. "Yeah, sure thing, buddy. Go ahead." She gulped. "Just... be sure to give her the space that she needs, okay?"
The Desperado saluted back. Dark wings spread, and soon he glided in the general direction of his former Commander's introspective flight.
Rainbow Dash plopped back on her haunches, catching her breath.
Ariel noticed it, and she scampered over. "Ah jeez. Ah jeez—you're still sick from the spider juice, aren't you?"
"I've been better." Rainbow patted her forelimb for reassurance. "Don't fret. I just..." Another sigh, and she lowered her eyelids. "...just needed to get that over with."
"Ach..." Kepler nodded. "Not as much as she rrequirred it, I suspect."
"What did you even say to her?" Flynn asked.
"Mrmmmfff..." Rainbow Dash rubbed her face. "...nothing Seraphimus hadn't heard before."
"Only this time, she's got Abaddon's Song to back up all you've ever tried to teach her," Ariel said, rubbing Rainbow's shoulder. "I guess that was finally the last straw, huh?"
"While I'm pleased as a peach to have her on our side..." Logan looked at the others. "...even a truckload of Rohbredden's finest isn't going to mean much against the factions of the Trinary War."
Flynn sputtered: "You prefer she still be after Rainbow's jugular instead?!"
"Wow, you're quick to claim our newest trophy, egghead."
"Big Show, you have no idea how long I've waited for her to drop the 'murder' from 'murder turkey.'"
"Yes. We do. It's been your only tune for over a month, bro."
"I'm just saying that we can all finally breathe now... unless of course the bitch was lying."
"She was telling the truth this time, Flynn."
"How do you know?!"
"She's like a completely different griffin. You could hear it in her voice."
"Still... could be an act."
"Seraphimus is only good at killing and threatening. I very seriously doubt she got any thespian talents hidden beneath all those feathers."
"You say that as if you've been deep enough into those feathers."
"And what if I had? While you've been demonizing her left and right, I've actually spent some time trying to figure out what makes her tick! I'm telling you, Rainbow's finally gotten to the griffin!"
"And how long will she remain a 'changed soul?' If she's seen half of the shit we have—"
"She has. That's precisely why she's made this decision. And now that her eyes are open..."
While the Job Squadders continued arguing in the background, Rainbow Dash had found herself oddly fixated with the floor of the platform beneath her. There was a fine layer of dust and sediment covering the street. The mare's brow furrowed. Slowly—with a weak forelimb from her post-coma condition—she reached down and ran her fetlock across the powdery layer. Her line formed a clear swath, and soon she was curving it slightly.
Rainbow's nostrils flared. She lifted her hoof, then brought it down again... forming another line... then another. Soon, she had casually—thoughtlessly—made multiple curved lines in dust. All of them seemingly at random. She paused halfway through the act, staring curiously at the inexplicable array before her.
Kepler was the first to take notice. He craned his hairy neck, eyes narrowing behind his spectacles. "Harrk... prrecisely what arre you doing, Rrainbow One."
Rainbow said nothing.
"Yeah..." Ariel leaned in. "What are you doing, Rainbow?"
"... ... ...hmmm?" Rainbow looked up. She blinked. "Doing what?"
Logan and Flynn stopped arguing, looking over.
Ariel and Kepler looked at Rainbow with dumb expressions.
"Oh... I'm just..." Rainbow ran a hoof to her head, wincing slightly. "Mrmmfff... you think all of the barfing would have gotten it all out."
"You poor thing." Ariel smiled. Reaching out, she helped the petite pegasus onto all fours. "Let's get you back to your tent. You can rest it off while I make a mushroom brew."
"That... sounds kinda awesome, actually..." Rainbow sighed, hobbling off with the mare. "But the moment Merula shows up, I wanna speak with her."
"Hehehe... of course!"
"I've got a hunch she can fill in a few gaps in Abaddon's song. There's a lot that still needs explaining."
"You really think Merula can help?"
"I'm betting on it. Sometimes the messengers know more than they let on."
"Well, here's hoping."
"Right..."
As the two mares trotted off, Kepler remained behind. The wyvern stroked his hairy chin, staring at the odd formations Rainbow had made in the dust. Murmuring to himself, Kepler adjusted his glasses and turned to exchange contemplative glances with Logan and Flynn.
Please Choose Your Stage
"The Song of Circles has been kept in chorus for the Austraeoh, and now the Austraeoh has heard the Song of Circles." Merula's abdomen shook—this time dappled with a shiny red glint. Emotionless marble eyes reflected Rainbow and her pendant as the silk voice box continued vibrating: "We do not understand the confusion you appear to be proclaiming."
"That's just it..." Rainbow Dash stood beside Kepler and Ariel. Several hours had passed, and now the All Singer sat before the Heraldites atop the enormous tunnel-weaver, flanked by several large Spindlers. "It's not so much that I'm confused by what Abaddon told me. I'm just... I was only..." Rainbow sighed heavily. "Well, shoot, now I just feel friggin' selfish saying it out loud to her pedipalps."
"Just be honest with her, Rainbow," Ariel suggested.
Rainbow cleared her throat before smiling nervously. "I was expecting to learn more from her... y'know? More about... about..." She waved a hoof. "The history of Urohringr. The dirt behind Ilrifa. What's up with her codex and how it relates to me and the Elements of Harmony and... and... and..."
"The message given to you through the Song is precisely what the All-Singer predetermined," Merula said. "You partook in the venom?"
"Uhhhhhhhhh... yeah." Rainbow nodded. "And... okay... you got me there." She gestured. "I felt more... witnessed more than the two companions I brought down with me." She pointed nebulously towards the city buildings in the distance. "Neither Wildcard or Seraphimus saw the stuff that I did. So... I guess Abaddon's Song didn't mean as much to them as it did to me. Even still—"
"The Austraeoh possessed much of the Song's knowledge prior to meeting with the Ever Songstress?"
"Yeah? Kinda sorta?"
The tiny translucent hatchlings perched on Merula's forelimbs squirmed with glee. "It is to be praised," the vocal construct shook. "The Austraeoh has obviously garnered far greater knowledge and wisdom than the Song anticipated. Perhaps the Melodic Mother's strings pierced even the body of the Curve itself."
"I... dunno..." Rainbow winced slightly. "A lot of the big stuff I learned was given to me by you... er... the other you's." She cleared her throat. "Merula and Company."
"Rrainbow One." Kepler stepped forward. "If I may."
Rainbow motioned towards Merula with her fetlock.
The wyvern approached the spider company. "Dearrest allies, we arre most thankful forr the knowledgeable gifts that yourr Queen has bestowed upon us—and the Austrraeoh in parrticularr. This news of the Sharrds of Endrrax is most distrressing, but we can easily see how the imparrted forresight can be to ourr advantage."
Merula's abdomen shook. "Then the Winter Children have played their part."
"Oh, I do believe you have done much morre than that." Kepler smiled suavely through his tusks. "As loyal prrotectorrs of the grreat Lyrricist, it would seem that you have evidently garrnered much of herr wisdom and prrestige overr so many eons of exposurre to the Song. This is quite commendable."
Merula replied. "In life, we adore the Silk Mother, and dwell within the pulse of her harmonic emanations."
"Mmmm... yes, quite." Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "And assuming that you have—indeed—osmotically gained much knowledge by keeping herr in yourr carre, would it be that grreat a strretch of the imagination to suggest that you could elaborrate furrtherr on the chorrus she bestowed upon Ilrrifa's gift?"
"It would be dishonorable to proclaim any ownership over the Eternal Song."
"Ach! No ownerrship to be prroclaimed whatsoeverr!" Kepler smiled. "You dwell within the Song of Abaddon, and herr music sustains. Now that the Austrraeoh has hearrd what she has hearrd, perrhaps you would be so kind as to help illuminate the naturre of the chorrus that was sharred?" He pointed at Rainbow Dash. "It would prrove yourr loyalty to Austrraeoh... yourr loyalty to Ilrrifa..." He turned to focus his vision on Merula yet again. "...and yourr obedience to Abaddon, who—no doubt—would desirre clarrity and underrstanding above all in this... most trrying Winterr."
Ariel and Rainbow Dash exchanged glances.
Merula's fangs shifted. There was a twitch to her abdomen. A shake. Then—at last—she vibrated the construct. "But of course. If the Austraeoh has any questions to ask, it would be our part to aid her in the interpretation."
"Glorrious!" Kepler nodded, then turned to grin at Rainbow Dash. "I do think the floorr is yourrs, good frriend."
Rainbow cleared her throat. "You'd make a great lawyer, Keps." She stepped forward, closer to the spiders. "If I return to Equestria and get into trouble—like, destroying a weather factory or something—I'd choose you to represent me."
"Carreful..." The wyvern raised a claw. "I've got a rreputation to maintain."
"Destroying a weather factory?" Ariel squeaked.
Rainbow waved her off and looked ahead. "Yo Merulz."
Merula shook curiously. "Who are you addressing, Austraeoh?"
"Uh... you. That was... that was just..." Rainbow shook her head. "Never mind. Can I ask some questions about what Abaddon talked about?"
"If you believe it is prudent."
"So... as you probably know.. she spoke about the Shards of Endrax." Rainbow pointed in the vague direction of her tent. "Courtesy of Gardez's daughter, Axan, I actually possess a dragonstone that—I think—will give me the general direction in which to find these fragments."
"There is much logical sense to that assumption," Merula stated. "Gardez bestowed the stones as gifts to her hatchlings—to facilitate communication and comraderie among the Divine Brood. If Axan has perished and Endrax's Shards are the only remaining substance of draconian origin that are still enchanted on this side of the plane, then it stands to reason that Axan's dragonstone could locate those pieces."
"Yeah, and that's sexy and all..." Rainbow Dash nodded. "...but it would be good to know more about where they are located." She gulped. "So I'll know precisely what we'll be getting into."
"Then you have chosen to pursue the acquisition of these Shards?"
"Let's just say for the moment that I might." Rainbow's brow furrowed. "Abaddon made it clear to me that each of the three Factions has one. Tchern and the Changelings have got one. The Night Shard have got one. And then the Bloodwings have got one."
"That would be correct."
"Do you know where exactly they're being held?" Rainbow gestured. "The closest Shard—according to the Dragonstone—is somewhere towards Omega... towards the closer edge of the Curve. The other two seem to be located more towards the Midnight Armory. But... if I went after this closest one, where would it be exactly?"
Merula hesitated.
"You..." Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "...you and your siblings used to populate the entire plane. Even if Winter and the violent campaigns of the Trinary War have forced you all into this city, couldn't you at least remember where they were placed before? Even if it was years ago? I mean... you carry that knowledge via the strings of the Song, don't you?"
"In fact we do, Austraeoh," Merula declared. "But you must understand. Endrax's death was several equine lifetimes ago, and the dispersal of the Shards happened shortly thereafter. While the Song is permeating, there is very little guarantee that the Shards are located in the same spot they were in before Abaddon's Winter Children were forced into a retreat."
"Still..." Rainbow smiled. "Gimme something to work with. Anything. I... I'm begging you here."
"It is not the function of Ilrifa's Gift to beg," Merula said. Next, she vibrated forth: "The piece of Endrax possessed by the Night Shard is not located within a place. Rather, it is located in a vessel."
"A vessel?" Ariel remarked.
Rainbow as nodding. "One of them big glass floaty thingies, yes?"
"It is no ordinary attack construct," Merula explained. "But rather the central focus of their magical armada. Even if the treasured piece of Endrax was not heavily guarded, its location within the complex lattice of crystalline bulwarks makes it extremely difficult to procure. In addition to that, the central armada of the Ruby Song is constantly on the move—so as to throw off the tracking of both the Keepers of the Flux and the Bloodwings."
"Right..." Rainbow gulped. "...but, fact of the matter is, the Night Shard's piece of Endrax is in a big friggin' floaty thingy."
"It is... located in a constantly mobile construct, yes."
"Gotcha. So that one's gonna be the hardest to get, I bet," Rainbow thought aloud to herself.
"You sure about that?" Ariel droned.
Rainbow blinked at her, then looked at Merula again. "What about the Changelings? The Keepers of the Flux? Where would they be keeping their Shard of Endrax?"
"In the lair of the Leech Queen, Tchern."
Rainbow shuddered. "Well, of course..."
"Arre we corrrect to assume that the Queen of the Keeperrs is also constantly on the move?" Kepler asked.
"From the collective knowledge of those who preserve the song," Merula spoke. "Yes. That would most likely be the case." Her abdomen shook. "However, the territory possessed by the Keepers of the Flux isn't as expansive as that which is patrolled by the Night Shard. While the Leech Queen's drones and soldiers infiltrate all portions of the plane, they require dense nesting grounds in order to breed and resupply their army."
"Where are they situated, mostly?" Rainbow asked.
"Much closer to the Sarcophagus of Ages," Merula replied. "In a swath of subterranean chambers that stretches between the nearest edge and the location of Petra."
Rainbow Dash did a double-take. "Wait... Petra?" She blinked at Ariel and Kepler. "Uhhhhh..." She looked at Merula again. "What's Petra?"
"An urban sprawl owned by the goblins and all other imp-kind," Merula said. "For hundreds of years, it has served as the focal point for sapient trade by neutral factions non-aligned with the three armies of the Trinary War."
"And... and this kind of a place exists?!" Ariel leaned forward, jaw agape. "Right here on the Dark Side?"
"Indeed."
"You... didn't mention anything like this before," Rainbow Dash said.
Merula's abdomen shook with the voice box's vocalizations: "It had not been relevant to any discussion before now. The imps—much like the Dihmers—do not possess any might outside the limits of their central city and the mechanizations thereof. To venture outward from Petra would threaten exposure to the Keepers of the Flux, who encroach on all sides. However, the Keepers do not appear to have an interest in consuming or assimilating the imps of Petra, presumably because Tchern is too terribly encumbered with combating the Bloodwings and Night Shard. Because of this—and their distance from the other factions of the Trinary War—the denizens of Petra have been allowed to exist. However, the Bloodwings have been known to take particular pleasure in eliminating imps on the spot, especially this close to the Edge. They will spare Dihmers, but goblin kind—much like the Winter Children—are prime sport for the Lunar Hunt."
"Why... do they single out goblins while not touching Dihmers?" Rainbow asked.
Merula shook. "We do not know. The Bloodwings' violent ways have only ever vexxed us. It is because of their actions—more than any other faction—that the Winter Children have been forced to retreat to the last auditorium of the Song."
Rainbow and Ariel exchanged glances.
"Well..." Ariel smiled awkwardly. "...the Dark Side got a bit more crowded." A gulp. "And depressing."
"What of the sarrosians?" Kepler asked. "The Bloodwings? Where could they be keeping their Shard of Endrax?"
"In the tree, of course," Merula replied simply.
"Tree???" Ariel made a face.
"That's right..." Rainbow Dash exhaled. "I do remember a tree in the vision Abaddon gave me." She looked up at Merula. "The Shard—it's held deep within a thick vault of unbreakable moonrock... guarded with runes."
"That is knowledge only available to the Austraeoh."
"Yeah... but what's up with this tree?"
"It has been the home base of the Third Penumbral Invasion for countless lifetimes," Merula said. "The Bloodwings have a name for it, but their tongue is not congruent with the Songstress' melody. Nor do we know much of how the Bloodwings have chosen to defend their lofty abode, because any member of the Great Lyricist's chorus who ventures within a string's echo of the defiled grounds is instantly tortured and murdered by the Lunar Hunt. Those lands have been vacant of Song for ages, and we fear that much has changed since that we cannot convey to the Austraeoh."
Ariel sighed. "Figures..."
"One thing's been bugging me..." Rainbow Dash paced before the spiders. "Abaddon's message spoke of... of a new and merciless strategy that the Bloodwings have been using..." Rainbow arched an eyebrow. "Some sort of... bold style of warfare that's been giving them leverage against the other factions... enough to compete with Tchern's flux and the Ruby Chaos'... uh... immortal fart magic. Whatever it is that they do."
"Perrhaps with morre eloquence, Rrainbow One," Kepler insisted.
Rainbow took a deep breath and looked squarely at Merula. "What's the big deal with the Bloodwings? What is making them so strong as of late?"
"It is not so much a strategy," Merula said. "But rather a strategist... and in a single lifetime he has forced Winter into is coldest and bleakest for the Children of Abaddon and more..."
Rainbow blinked. "... ... ...just who are we talking about, exactly?"
A cold shudder ran through the silken construct and the webs beyond the platform. Violin strings scratched discordantly across the empty city, and one name echoed chillingly between the spiders and their guests:
"Lexxic."
What's In a Name?
"The Bloodwings—as Penumbral Equines go—have never possessed much in the way of honor. However, in days of Old Song, they at least exercised restraint. That is not the case in Winter. A generation ago, something in their ranks shifted. The anger they possessed grew even more vitriolic. Their penchant for murder and torture expanded beyond their capabilities, and yet it sparked a fire in their dark ambition. Not only did they push back the encroaching expeditions of the Night Shard, but they staved off the Flux of Tchern's hive.
"It used to be that the Night Shard regularly defeated the Bloodwings at nearly every encounter. After all, in most instances, the death toll of the Third Penumbral Invaders only strengthed the Ruby Chorus. But that stopped being the case, and the Great Lyricist's Children failed to ascertain why. Those moved by the Song have speculated that it was something that tainted the Ruby Harmony... a hatred that permeated both life and death... something that was too much for the Night Shard to process, and so they withdrew from their daunting mortal foe.
"As for the Keepers of the Flux: they always enjoyed a certain degree of domination over the Bloodwings ranks, thanks in most part to their masterful tools of infiltration. Even the imps of Petra have had great difficulty eliminating the metamorphic spies lying in their midst. But then—at the lair of the Bloodwings—something somehow detected every hatchling of Tchern. Every drone and soldier in hiding was suddenly uprooted, eviscerated, and then fed to the Lunar masses. In fact, one of the last records of the Song is that the Third Penumbral Invaders had found a new and improved way of sustaining their forces: feasting on all the Keepers they managed to catch. And they caught many.
"Soon, the Keepers also withdrew. Save for a few spies spread here and there—sacrificing themselves to perform necessary reconaissance—they situated themselves close to the main hive of Tchern, concentrating their efforts on cultivating the Flux. All that remained on this half of the Plane—so close to Edgeside—became subject to the Lunar Hunt. The Bloodwings had specialized themselves. They performed wide sweeps of the Curve, studying every topographical detail and making note of the things that always lived under their wings. Then—with merciless execution—they began attacking, assaulting, and wounding every species they came across. Some of it was simply to acquire food and resources. But—for the most part—they killed and slaughtered with very little purpose... if only to spread blood and misery into every crevice of the world.
"This threatened the natural balance, and soon the other Factions took notice. The Imps also required these living resources to eke a living, and the Bloodwings were depleting them rapidly, making the environment more and more inhospitable. The Night Shard had little care for the matter, but the Keepers of the Flux relied on the living ecosystem to maintain the diversity of their metamorphosis. The Dihmers stood by and idly watched. At first, the Bloodwings attacked them too, but soon it no longer became sport to attack the Dihmers. Besides—by that point in the development—swarms of the Flux were starting to mount desperate assaults on Bloodwing fortifications. Not only that, but a few angry clans of the imps had broken neutrality and boldly attempted to sabotage the Lunar Hunt as well.
"Both factions failed, however. To this day, the Song lacks the details to explain why. But—the moment either the Flux or the imps ventured a certain distance Edgeside—their forces were almost immediately obliterated. It is the esteemed belief of the Winter Children that something far too powerful to be explained by Song is now a tool at the Bloodwings' disposal, and it has the power to mount an impermeable defense, obliterating any enemy squadron that comes within a certain proximity. This would explain how the Bloodwings have been able to revolutionize themselves without much distraction over the past few decades. Some masterful authority in their midst has broken the pattern of the last hundred lifetimes, and for the first time since their successful Penumbral attack on Endrax's brood at the Sarcophagus of Ages, the Bloodwings are gaining an edge in the Trinary War.
"It is around this point that Winter caught up with us—tumultously so. There was a time when the Bloodwings cared little about the presence of Abaddon's Children. We were seen as we are—innocent observers of a war-torned plane. That all changed with the last equine generation. It began at first with the eradication of our tiniest and most precious of allies. Then—as the Lunar Hunt began its violent flight—all remaining scouts, listeners, and various members of the chorus were tracked down and brutalized. Our sisters' legs would be torn off and our remaining bodies forced to dwell listlessly in agony and pain. The Song became a Dirge, and the Lunar Hunt closed in further and further until all the Children were forced into this City. Then—without warning—the Bloodwings stopped. To this day, we do not know why they spared us a final assault on the Great Songstress' Lair. Perhaps they see some untold purpose in our existence, as they must with the Dihmers.
"Nevertheless, we have enjoyed this existence with some untold price. A miraculous thing it is too—for if the Bloodwings had advanced any further, then we would not have been present to deliver the Song to the Austraeoh. We are too anxious about the situation to define it as 'providence,' for the violence and sadism of the Bloodwings has yet to stop. They are preparing for something unfathomably sinister, but with the death of our scouts and singers we can no longer keep record of what is transpiring far beyond the fringes of this city.
"The very last detail logged by the Song—committed to twilight memory—is that of a name. The author of this New Hatred, and the innovator of Bloodwing malice. The name is 'Lexxic,' and we know that it sparks fear in the hearts of imps... and incites panic in the hatchling drones of the Flux. It echoes off the fangs of the warriors who lead the Lunar Hunt, and for many of our sisters across the plane it was the last word they heard—shrieked discordantly—as their limbs were ripped from their mortal husks.
"In a world riddled with death, torture, and suffering... 'Lexxic' dwells somewhere darkly beneath it all."
Whom the Spiders Fear
"The Lunar Hunt is a force that burns bright in this land of twilight," Merula declared. Rainbow Dash, Ariel, and Kepler listened as the arachnid speaker continued: "We suspect it is the final flame of the Bloodwings, their last whole-hearted attempt to exercise a strong campaign against their foes. At the rate at which they are advancing upon their enemies and expending their resources, they will either triumph in seizing the final two Shards of Endrax and the Harmonic Prize beyond... or they shall burn out from their aggressive ambition. Whatever the case may be, due to the actions of Lexxic, it is likely that one faction will finally be victorious in the Trinary War within the span of a single lifetime. The balance is being tipped, and once one army falls then one of the other two shall surely come out on top. The righteous punctuality of your arrival cannot be overstated, Austraeoh. Not even in song."
Rainbow Dash took a long, long breath. With contemplative eyes, she gazed across the spires of the city.
Ariel gazed at her with a worrisome expression.
"Ahem..." It was Kepler who first summoned the strength to speak. "These Bloodwings—these sarrosian exiles underr Lexxic's charrge..." His spectacled eyes narrowed. "Arre they hostile to any and all sapient crreaturres who crross theirr paths?"
"They are unfathomably xenophobic," Merula explained, voice vibrating through the silk construct. "Their mercilessness is their primary tool. Cruelty is the edge of their sword."
"And they arre all unified as one?" Kepler tilted his head aside. "All Bloodwings underr one bannerr? One trribe?"
Ariel looked over. "Keps, what are you getting at?"
"Nah. Shhhhh..." Rainbow nodded. "Let him ask that."
"There are no splinter groups among the Third Penumbral Invaders," Merula answered. "They all answer to the same functioning body whom the equines have followed since first arriving upon this plane: the matriarchs who wield authority and cultural prestige. Those who fight to the death for their cause are exalted by the lore-keepers and priestesses."
"And... if any Bloodwing tries to hop out of line?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Or attempts to leave the society that they've got holed up in that big friggin' tree of theirs?"
"Then Lexxic exercises the same mercilessness with them as he would any other enemy to the Lunar cause. As a result, the Bloodwings have remained unbreakable solidarity for the past generation."
"Soooooo..." Ariel took a breath. "...in other words, Lexxic keeps all of them marching to the same bloody tune."
"Ach. It is as I thought." Kepler looked aside at Rainbow Dash. "This means that if we arre to deal with the Bloodwings, then we will have to deal with them as a whole." He shook his head. "Therre will be no heterrogenous contrradictorry factions to appease."
"Wait, what do you mean?" Ariel squinted. "'If we are to deal with the Bloodwings'?"
"... ... ..." Kepler's eyes wandered.
Rainbow Dash also was silent.
"All we're ever gonna do is butt heads with these losers!" Ariel's voice cracked. "Hasn't Merula made it obvious?! They're a bunch of hardcore murdering bucktards! You can't reason with that!"
Rainbow Dash looked at Merula. "It's gotta be asked..." Her brow furrowed. "Have any of the factions of the Trinary War ever tried talking things out? Like... ever?!?"
Ariel's eyes continued bouncing between Kepler and Rainbow. "I mean... we c-can't reason with these freaks! Let's not even pretend!"
Kepler gently shushed her.
In the meantime, Merula responded to Rainbow Dash: "There is no lyrical record in the Ever Poet's Song of the Bloodwings attempting to pursue negotiations with any faction. They deal only in death and subjugation. They torture, mutilate and consume—nothing else."
"But the Dihmers..." Rainbow cocked her head to the side. "...you said they've spared them?"
"For what purpose, we cannot say. However, this is no actual contract. The Dihmers are wise in that they do not venture close to the breeding grounds of the Bloodwings, nor do they tread hoof on the lands of the Lunar Hunt. Their survival continues to be an unfathomable miracle, even as the shadow of Lexxic stretches over their habitats."
"So they just... don't ruffle the sarosians' feathers, huh?" Rainbow asked. Upon hearing Kepler clear his throat, she blurted: "Er... leathers."
"The Dihmers have long learned not to bother any warring faction. This appears to have reduced their threat to zero in the eyes of the Bloodwings. Of the three armies, it's Tchern's hive that preys upon the Dihmers the most, almost threatening to make the non-aligned equines extinct. However—in dealing trade and commerce with the imps of Petra over the past few centuries—Dihmers have managed to find a way to survive the consumption of the Flux." Merula's abdomen shook. "As a whole, the Keepers are even less likely to negotiate than the Bloodwings. Their restraint is merely a measure of their skill in patience and reconaissance, whereas Lexxic and his militant companions make it a habit to kill all that they see or hear."
"Dihmers excluded."
"Indeed."
"And... what about the Night Shard?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Would you say that... th-they can be reasoned with?"
"You are restating your inquiry concerning their receptiveness to negotiations?"
"Right..."
Merula shook the strings: "Curiously enough, the Ruby Chorus have expressed a keen interest in talking with any and all opposing factions."
Rainbow's ears perked. "They have?"
"But their melody is a False Song, and an abomination to the spiritual balance of this Plane."
Rainbow then sighed. "I take it Abaddon tried negotiating with them ages ago... and it totally bombed."
"The Song has no record of the All Poet possessing or utilizing explosive ordinance immediately after the Breaking of the Circles."
"No, I meant—"
Kepler spoke up: "What was the Lyrrical Queen's rrelationship with the Night Sharrd, ages ago, beforre the Penumbrral Invasions?"
Merula answered swiftly: "The Ruby Chorus recognized our song and saw it as an aberration. They thought even less of the Spring Children. Since those dismal days of darkness, the Night Shard have only measured sapience among their foes. And while the Winter Children of Abaddon are mostly handicapped in ascertaining the logic of thinking vertebrates, we suspect that the Ruby Chorus think very little of Abaddon's nestlings."
"Well, that's just sucky," Rainbow Dash muttered.
"It would seem as though their attempts to bridge communication with both the Bloodwings and the Metamorphic Queens have only been a show of facetiousness, meant to flaunt power and intimidate their foes. Their sincerity is just as questionable as their motive, and both virtues are subject to the whim of the beleaguered minds that struggle to control their armadas."
"Well... that's one heck of a picture you've painted, Merula," Rainbow Dash said.
Ariel commented, counting off her wingfeathers. "So we have one Faction that'll wanna kill us on sight. Another Faction that'll wanna deceive us on sight. And then a third Faction that'll wanna troll us on sight!"
"Ach..." Kepler nodded. "That leaves us with just the imps of Petrra and the Dihmerrs."
"Neither of whom sound willing to lift a hoof... or h-hand to do anything to change the Trinary War." Rainbow Dash took a deep breath. "And I doubt either of them are even remotely strong enough to make a difference." She looked forlornly at the two Heraldites. "These three armies outlived Endrax's brood... and now—just as I've arrived here—they're pumping things to the max."
"Yeah." Ariel gulped. "With Lexxic, the Flux, and... and..." Her fuzzy nose scrunched. "... ... ...whatever the heck the Night Shard do."
"Neverrtheless..." Kepler stroked his chin in thought. "It would prrobably be forrtuitous to brridge communication with the Dihmerrs."
"What?" Ariel blanched at him. "What the heck for?!"
The wyvern shrugged. "Of all the Factions we've learrned about, they do appearr to be the least thrreatening."
"But what would they even do for us?" Ariel wheezed. "The only reason they're not all extinct is because Lexxic's decided to spare them on this side of the Plane." She raised an eyebrow. "You think his soldiers will be just as merciful once we start poking around the grounds of the Lunar Hunt?"
"If we arre to acquirre the Sharrds..." Kepler gestured. "...we will have to apprroach the Bloodwings one way orr anotherr."
"How?! We'll be dead before we're even within a shriek's distance! Have you listened to a word Merula's told us?! These sarosians sound like Xarchellus' midnighters with their wings on fire! And the only reason Enix and the rest of her nightblood buddies didn't totally axe us..." Ariel turned to look at Rainbow Dash. "...is that Princess Luna's royal voice intervened."
Rainbow looked back. She took a deep breath and faced Merula. "This goblin city... Petra... just how far away is it?"
"No small distance by the Song," Merula replied. "Even more daunting for mortals."
"But the Dihmers..." Rainbow blinked. "You say that they do trade and commerce with the imps?"
"That is affirmative."
"So..." Rainbow Dash paced forward, eyes narrowing. "...how do they manage this across such a great distance?"
The Long Curve Ahead
"The Dark Side has a friggin' ocean?!" Flynn spat.
Rainbow nodded, squatting before the fire of the Herald's camp. Flynn, Logan, Ariel, Kepler, Wildcard, Logan, and Rainbow Dash huddled in a close circle atop the urban platform, staring intently through the crackling flames. "Merula says it's huge... like... really huge." She gestured with her hoof. "And it stretches for hundreds upon hundreds of miles across the center of the Curve."
Wildcard hand-signed: "All the way to the Midnight Armory?"
Rainbow shook her head. "No. It stops at Petra."
"This... gobstopper city Merula mentioned?" Logan remarked.
"Goblin," Ariel corrected. She turned to smirk at Rainbow. "By the way, you're catching up quick with Wildcard's wind speech."
"Yeah." Rainbow nodded. "Thanks."
Wildcard smirked.
"Remind me..." Logan gestured. "What are goblins?"
"They arre akin to trrolls," Kepler said. "Albeit—prresumably—capable of harrborring sapience and possibly even mannerrs."
"Rainbow's met their kind before," Flynn added.
Logan looked at him. "On the Light Side?"
"Right." The balding stallion nodded. "Bipedal creatures. Big ears. Ugly as buck." He squinted his good eye across the warm flames. "Say... didn't we find something in Darkreach that had to do with them?"
"Yeah..." Rainbow glanced aside to where Fluttershy and the rest of her ghostly friends were quietly, observantly lingering. "We found an illustration that Commander Gwen's expedition had made. Perhaps drawn by Warhol or Ranort themselves."
"It depicted three distinctly different types of creatures, Rainbow Dash," Twilight reminded.
"Yes. She's right." Fluttershy gulped. "And one of them we met."
Rainbow nodded. "The trolls."
"But goblins are different?" Logan asked.
"Oh, definitely," Rainbow said. "Just like trolls, they're... a kind of 'imp.' Trolls—I never met on the Light Side. Goblins are a different story."
"Brbrrbrbrbrrr..." Ariel hugged herself, shivering. "Lucky you."
"Don't get me wrong. Goblins are no treasures either," Rainbow Dash explained. "Back in Val Roa, they were best described as devious, greedy, and aggressively mercantilist."
"Great," Flynn droned with a sly smirk. "Already on the Dark Side we've had changelings, spiders, and a giant wyrm. The next thing we need is sales representatives."
"For all I know, m-maybe these Dark Side imps are different!" Rainbow Dash remarked.
"Do you honestly believe that, though?" Ariel asked.
Rainbow blinked. She sighed and hung her head. "... ... ...guess it's only safe to expect the worst."
"Which is what makes me curious," Flynn remarked. "Why are you bringing up this massive ocean that you've learned about?"
Rainbow looked up with renewed firmness in her eyes. "Because—according to Merula—the Dihmers and the imps of Petra have been trading with one another for generations." She gestured. "And they ferry their goods across this ocean."
"How does that help us, exactly?" Flynn asked.
Kepler spoke up: "It's alrready been made known to us that the Bloodwings appearr happy to leave the Dihmerrs be. If this trrade between the local Edgeside Dihmerrs and the goblins of Petrra has indeed been unimpeded afterr all this time..."
Logan finished: "...then that gives us a possible avenue of safe travel to a place far closer to the Midnight Armory." He nodded. "If this route is virtually untouched by the Bloodwings, it might be the safest venture we can make."
"Across an ocean?" Flynn grimaced. "We've dealt with enough dangerous crap over barren rock. Just how prepared are we to deal with unfathomable watery depths?!"
"It's a heck of a lot safer than blindly trouncing over sarosian or changeling lands!" Ariel remarked.
"Indeed!" Kepler smiled. "And—forr all we know—the Emerraldinian Expedition likely utilized the same rroute!"
With a somber breath, Wildcard hand-signed: "For all we know the ocean is as far as Commander Gwen ever got."
Kepler clammed up.
Ariel and Rainbow exchanged glances.
Logan leaned forward. Clearing his throat, he asked: "What did Merula say about this... this Petra City?" His brow furrowed. "If it's controlled by the cousins of trolls, I can't imagine it's a happy place to hang your axe."
"She didn't have much to say, unfortunately," Rainbow Dash said, gazing once again into the flames. "Seems that Abaddon's song is more concerned about the arrival of the Austraeoh and less obsessed with goblin urban planning."
"Merula did make it sound pretty magnificent," Ariel remarked, grinning slightly. "'A beacon of light to rival Penumbra, in artifice as opposed to essence,' I believe is what she said through that... silken bullhorn thingy of hers. Ick."
"Apparently Dihmers camp in communities along the Edgeside shores of the Ocean," Rainbow explained. "And they ferry watercraft to and from Petra... sustaining the goblin economy with resources that the Dihmers eke from the wasteland."
"What do the Dihmers get in return?" Wildcard inquisitively sliced with his talons.
"I'm... not sure..." Rainbow Dash fidgeted. "It's not protection—I can tell you that. Changelings still prey on them all the time. The Bloodwings leave them alone."
"Any reason why?" Flynn asked.
"Ach... not entirrely clearr," Kepler interjected. "Something only the Darrk Vigil can explain, I suspect."
"Maybe doing commerce with the goblins is what give Dihmers a sense of accomplishment. Their one purpose in life. Whatever. Doesn't matter." Rainbow looked at Logan. "Fact is—yes—it would seem that they mastered a safe route through this Ocean. It covers almost a fourth of the full length of the Dark Side. After that, it's Petra. And... uhm..."
"What...?" Flynn asked.
"Well... according to Merula... most of Tchern's hives are tightly flanking Petra. Along the Omega end."
"Oh." Flynn huffed, smiling painfully. "Is that all."
"So..." Logan gestured. "Ocean. Goblin city. Changeling hives..." Logan's brow furrowed. "...what's after that?"
"Well... traveling inward, heading towards Alpha a bit..." Rainbow took a deep breath. "...you have the ceaselessly charred battlegrounds of the Trinary War, followed by the boneyards of the fallen dead, and then—voila! Super spiffy alicorn ziggurat!"
"And beyond that?" Flynn asked. "Is that where the Night Shard are hanging out?"
Rainbow nodded. "For the most part."
"Well then..." Logan pressed his forelimbs tighter to the floor and glanced at the others. "Looks like we almost have it all mapped out."
"Just how far is it to this... Ocean?" Flynn asked.
"If we head straight Curveside," Rainbow explained. "Approximately four dozen song-strings."
"Song-strings?" Flynn's natural eye bugged. "The Hell...?!"
"Merula's terminology," Ariel said softly. "She... made it sound like it was super long."
"But..." Rainbow pointed. "If we head towards Omega... about forty-five degrees off the central Curveside Axis..." She looked at the group as a whole. "...we'll approach a massive bay of the Ocean. It's almost entirely populated by Dihmers."
"Dihmer territory, huh?"
"Yes. But..." Rainbow inhaled through her teeth. "...it's also skirting dangerously close to the lands of the Lunar Hunt."
"The Bloodwings?"
"Yyyyyyyyyyeah..." Rainbow nodded. "On one hoof, it's the closest we can get to the Ocean and—by extension—"safer" passage towards the heart of the Dark Side."
"But, at the same time, it apprroaches the lairr of the Darrk Vigil," Kepler remarked. "And this infamous 'Lexxic' who now appearrs to be empowerring theirr murrderrous numberrs."
"Yeah..." Flynn shuddered. "He doesn't sound like that much of a swell party host."
Wildcard gestured: "Where exactly are the sarosians camped out?"
"In a big friggin' tree," Rainbow Dash said. "Almost due north from us."
"Due north?" Logan remarked.
Rainbow rolled her eyes, then face hoofed. "I-I mean straight Omega."
"She could have just said 'due east!'" Applejack remarked.
"No, Applejack." Rarity shook her head. "Relative to Rainbow's trip through the Light Side, it would be heading 'due north.'"
"... ... ..." Applejack blinked at her. "But that Ranort fellow's map is practically a big danglin' fly-strip! Wouldn't it be 'east' to us if headin' up the map would be the new 'north?'"
"No it's... that's not..." Rarity grimaced, ultimately face-hoofing herself. "Now you've gotten me confused."
"Guys, please," Rainbow groaned.
"Let'ssss just settle for heading towards Omega," Twilight said.
"Just as Rainbow had decided..." Fluttershy exhaled.
"Doesn't matter!" Pinkie Pie grinned wide. "Because we're not even remotely headed towards those big leather-winged meanie heads!" She gave her anchor a ghostly nudge. "Isn't that right, Dashie?! It's Ocean surf or bust!"
"... ... ..." Rainbow Dash squirmed visibly. Velvet lines formed worriedly across her muzzle. She stared off in a look of anxious contemplation.
Pinkie blinked. "... ... ...Dashie?"
Logan noticed it too. "Rainbow? What are you thinking?"
"Th-thinking...?" Rainbow nervously gulped. "I'm thinking..." She looked at the Herald.
Flynn, Logan, Kepler, Wildcard, an Ariel looked back. The last two appeared the most concerned—as always.
"Uh oh..." Fluttershy mewled.
Relaxing slightly, Rainbow sighed. "I'm thinking that... we should maybe think seriously about... about heading towards the Bloodwings."
"Heading towards the Bloodwings." Flynn's good eye blinked. "Like... to talk."
"Mmmmmmmm... yeah." Rainbow shrugged. "Something like that."
"Rainbow Dash, there's no 'something like that' with these leafy-eared viscera garglers!" Flynn cackled. "Didn't you just get done telling us Merula's enchanting tale concerning Lexxic and the Merry Massacre?!"
"She's a spider, Flynn. She's used to gargling guts."
"This isn't a damned joke!" Flynn's mechanical eye rotated angrily. "Lexxic sounds like a sadistic bastard with too big a thirst for blood and too much support from his fellow assholes! When one single figure gets that much unchecked authority and militaristic power..." Flynn shook his head. "...I don't care who or what you're fighting for. It's dangerous as Hell! Not to mention unpredictable!"
"Flynn—"
"I thought the whole point was not to tip the scales of this Trinary War!" Flynn stated. "Lexxic sounds like nothing but bad news! A flying refrigerator with all the parts rattling off!"
"And like the changelings or the Night Shard are gonna be any more approachable?!" Ariel's voice cracked.
Kepler gestured. "The Bloodwings arre sarrosians. If nothing else, we have a leverrage of historry on them, my good frriend."
"These aren't the same ponies," Flynn remarked. "I mean it. I'm not just being the bald-headed stick-in-the-mud douchebag here. The Austraeoh's survival is paramount and... and I don't think approaching the Bloodwings is gonna solve anything. I mean... it's clear to me that Lexxic isn't some dumb bastard you can talk down his pedestal."
"Merrula has made his infamy quite clearr..." Kepler nodded. "But what good would it do any of us—orr this expedition as a whole—to assume that he is completely unapprroachable?"
"How you not listened to everything Merula has said?" Logan remarked.
Meanwhile, Flynn glared at Kepler. "The last time we ran into a single despot imbued with this much power was Chandler. A fool. A punk. A baboon." The stallion's eye narrowed. "And yet... just how easy was he to deal with?"
Kepler clenched his jaw shut.
Flynn looked at the others. "What did it cost us to be rid of that asshole?! Huh? Or have we all forgotten?"
Wildcard hung his head, sighing. Ariel reached over to squeeze his feathery shoulder, and he patted her fetlock back with a metal talon.
Rainbow's gaze wandered—as did her thoughts. It was Logan who brought her back to the moment:
"Didn't Merula say that the Bloodwings kill everything non-Dihmer that they see?"
Rainbow cleared her throat. "Yeah..." She said in a tender voice.
"I hate to agree so quickly with baldy here, but... it doesn't sound like a good solution, Rainbow." Logan remarked. "These creeps have banged their heads against the bastions of the other factions over and over again. Now they're resorting to an all-out blitz of murder to get the slightest inkling of an edge in this War." Logan sighed. "I know I like a good fight... but that's not why I'm suggesting we should keep them at axe's length. Flynn's right. We've sacrificed a lot to get this far on account of zealous jerks. We can't afford to sacrifice you."
"But..." Rainbow sat up straight. "...at one point or another, the risk must be taken."
"Rainbow—"
"This right here is the only city populated by anything we can remotely call 'allies!'" Rainbow said, gesturing at the empty spires all around them. "And the Winter Children of Abaddon simply cannot afford to venture outside the nest that their songful Queen has made! Once we leave this place, we'll be on our own! Again!" She leaned forward. "Against the Bloodwings, the Night Shard, and the Changelings we are all we've got to depend on!"
"Then let's try and cozy up with the Dihmers!" Flynn exclaimed. "Or the goblins! Hell... maybe even travel back Edgeside and give that giant wyrm a butt massage until we've made a friend!"
"Because I believe there may still be hope with the sarosians!"
"Hope?! Where?!"
"Here!" Rainbow Dash pointed at her Element of Loyalty, causing Twilight and the others to blink. "With me! In me!"
Wildcard's goggles reflected a faint ruby glow.
Ariel's lips pursed. "Princess Luna's enchantment..."
"Not just any enchantment..." Rainbow smirked. "A blessing."
"Ach. She's rright," Kepler declared.
Logan sighed, folding his forelimbs. "You really think that's going to have an effect on the Dark Vigil?!"
"I..." Rainbow bit her lip. "I don't know..."
"That's an honest answer," Logan said with a nod.
"Then can't we accept it as an honest possiblity?" Rainbow gestured. "If these Bloodwings can actually be receptive to Luna's enchantment... then maybe they'll be receptive to our message as well."
"You... you think it's still strong enough to work?" Flynn asked.
Wildcard gestured: "Luna did reinvigorate the spell with her magic at Bleak's Plummet."
"She did?" Ariel blinked.
"If Wildcard remembers it, I'm not going to argue," Rarity remarked.
"Wildcard remembers!" Rainbow blurted. "Just... just think about it!" She gestured. "If we can actually... like really make an impression on the Bloodwings... impress them... win their trust with the power of Princess Luna—their beloved Nightmare Moon—then maybe we can actually tip the Trinary War in our favor."
"To what end?" Flynn asked. "Getting the Shards back—"
"From the other two factions!" Rainbow nodded with enthusiasm. "Totally!"
"You make it sound like lightning can strike twice," Logan said.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh..." Rainbow squinted. "Huh?"
"Things aren't guaranteed to go the same way as they did with Xarchellus' flock," Logan explained. "Didn't Luna say it herself? The Dark Vigil have been separated and enraged on their own for so long that they're probably 'unsalvageable.'"
"It's too soon to write them off."
"Says who?"
"Says me." Rainbow Dash gulped. "I mean it. If we can make an appeal to the sarosians—in a way that they haven't been impressed before—the results could be awesome. And it'd be ten times awesomer if we can get their help in kicking the other factions butt."
"Have... have you thought this out, Rainbow?" Logan asked, eyebrow arched. "Like... really thought it out?"
Before Rainbow could open her muzzle—
"Of course she hasn't."
Every member of the Herald turned their heads.
Rainbow's ghostly friends looked as well.
"She hasn't thought it out," Seraphimus said, marching icily towards the campfire in the middle of the elevated platform. "She never thinks anything out. It was her greatest strength back in Rohbredden. But here?" The former Talon Commander gravely shook her head. "It's her greatest weakness."
"Ah right..." Pinkie rolled her eyes. "I thought I smelled something angsty."
"Come to chew the fat, birdie?" Flynn droned with a dull smirk.
"I couldn't help but overhear your redundant dispute," Seraphimus said.
"Redundant?!" Ariel pointed. "Rainbow's been making some valid points—"
"But she's neglected to consider the most important point of all." Charcoal brown eyes swept across the Herald before settling emotionlessly on Rainbow's face. "That once she's miraculously gained control of the Bloodwings... she will also have gained control of Lexxic... and all the powers of pain, torture, and misery that he wields so heartlessly."
Rainbow bit her lip.
"Tell me, Rainbow Dash..." Seraphimus breathed calmly. "...what would you do with your 'Harmonic' self once you've become the ally of chaos and genocide?"
A Matter of Morals
"I can't expect you to understand, Sera," Rainbow Dash muttered into the firelight.
"Try me." Seraphimus marched closer to the gathered group. "Understand what?"
"Anything!" Rainbow Dash's voice cracked. "The sarosians—Princess Luna's beloved children conjured from nightmares..." She gestured dramatically with her hooves. "That's thousands upon thousands of years of history at play here! That's the sort of leverage we potentially wield in dealing with these Bloodwings—"
"You came into Rohbredden—my home—without any knowledge of the trials and tribulations of the Five Tribes," she said.
"Six," Kepler hissed.
Seraphimus clenched her beak through that. "You knew nothing about Unification. The Council of Verlaxion. Or even the Month of Thawing. And yet—you tackled the hurdles set before you. Tell me... what was the solution in the end? What allowed you to triumph while surrounded by so much adversity?"
"Sera..." Rainbow shook her head. "I... I kinda thought we were past this—"
"Do not cower from the truth—"
"I'm not cowering!" Rainbow Dash frowned. "I had to take the blame for Verlax's death!" She sighed heavily. "It was the only way to assure that the Tribes turned on me instead of each other. Otherwise, every pony and griffin you ever pledged your life for would be jumping at each other's throats... while windigoes preyed upon them from the skies!"
"So your solution was to manipulate the strife and dissent of my continent to a unique advantage."
"It's... it's not that s-simple!" Rainbow's voice cracked.
"Stay calm, Rainbow—" Twilight insisted.
Rainbow nevertheless hissed through her teeth: "Your beloved 'queen'—a demented dragon Divine with a goddess complex—set a gazillion traps for me! It was all an elaborate plan of hers from the beginning!"
Ariel cut in: "Verlax had everything covered. There was no avoiding any of the tools of deception she had placed generations in advance."
Seraphimus merely nodded, not taking her gaze off Rainbow Dash. "So... of course... you went straight to her lair and talked things out... harmonically."
Rainbow Dash blinked.
Wildcard glanced curiously at the rest of the Herald.
"I remember once, Rainbow..." Seraphimus arched a feathery eyecrest. "...in Steamfall... I had made you an offer. I was willing to take you all the way to Frostknife... to the Council of Verlaxion so that you could air your grievances to the highest authorities in the land."
"Somehow... I dun think she was bein' sincere about that at the time," Applejack muttered.
"If you were with us then, darling, then perhaps you could have told us the truth," Rarity said.
"I..." Applejack nervously winced. "...I ain't too sure anymore." A gulp. "I ain't too sure even now."
Seraphimus continued speaking: "I gave you a peaceful and harmonic solution, given how chaotic and redundant the pursuit had gotten for the Right Talon of Verlaxion. What became of that offer? Would you care to remind us?"
Rainbow Dash opened her muzzle. She lingered... then eventually hung her head. "I... uh..." She toed the ground with her front hooves, sighing. "...I refused."
"Why?" Seraphimus cocked her feathery head to the side. "Was not my solution a pacifist one? Did it not align with the harmonic virtues that you learned in your own homeland? That you've struggled to carry for all these countless months of ardent flight?"
"I couldn't do it." Rainbow angrily clenched her jaws, yet she avoided Seraphimus' gaze. "Not so long as I knew the true nature of Verlax... what she was capable of... what 'her children' were capable of..."
Seraphimus leaned back, exhaling. "And... now... do you not know what this Lexxic is capable of?"
Rainbow shut her eyes with a sigh.
"It's just not the same situation here, Seraphimus," Ariel said. She stood up tall, frowning at the griffin. "Verlax was an immortal with a crazed obsession with the Austraeoh! Lexxic is just some edgy midnighter who doesn't even know the Austraeoh exists! And unlike Verlax, Lexxic and his kind have a personal connection with Princess Luna, whose enchantment still empowers Rainbow's Element and—"
"I know how terribly you wish to mate with your impulsive leader," Seraphimus calmly said, staring daggers at the female Heraldite. "But let that not excuse you talking yourself into an illogical cesspool."
Flynn and Logan flashed each other looks.
"... ... ...!" Stupified, Ariel shook with a quivering jaw. "I...! That's not...! Why you stuck up oversized—!" She jerked in place.
Wildcard was holding onto her tail with a metal talon. He gently tugged her back to the ground—where she folded her forelimbs with an angry huff.
Meanwhile, Seraphimus had begun pacing about the campfire. "Rainbow's quest is—at its core—a mission of 'harmony and restoration,' is it not? But—as I'm sure you well know—that does not necessitate doing things harmoniously all the time. In fact, to do so would likely have ended her journey prematurely on multiple occasions." She scuffled to a stop, glaring at the group. "For the longest time... I failed to understand this. I allowed my anger and vitriol to pollute my senses. The same emotional mechanics that saved the fate of my fellow citizens under the threat of unstoppable windigoes was a death knell for me. I took the death of Verlaxion to heart... in the same way that..." She sucked in her breath, and for a brief second she looked vulnerable. "...I took to heart the death of my family."
Wildcard stared quietly at his former Commander.
Clearing her throat, she regained her steely edge. "But I can see now. Well, I can almost see. The fact that I'm still here is by no small degree a measure of faith. Still..." She turned to face Rainbow Dash. "...faith isn't enough on its own to save your leader's journey. Common sense and tenacity are far more reliable traits. No doubt listening to them was enough to make Rainbow Dash survive in the long run... even if it required impulsive and brash decisions."
"Look, Seraphimus..." Rainbow Dash breathed sharply, gesturing in the air. "...my desire to speak with the Bloodwings—"
"Is neither sensible nor indicative of a tenacious mind." Seraphimus' charcoal eyes burned. "It is the foolish desire of a child to reconnect with a piece of her homeland. Didn't you achieve that with the midnighters of Bleak's Plummet?"
"Sure! I did!" Rainbow Dash stood up, making her ghostly companions squirm. "And from that experience, I feel that—"
"Yes. You feel." Seraphimus seethed. "Far too much, I suspect. Rainbow Dash, you cannot make it to your harmonic goal here on this plane by investing in feelings. There are creatures here numb to the most incomprehensible horrors. They feel absolutely nothing, and thus there is no peaceful anchor to their judgment. I do not speak just of the Dihmers, but those who have evolved to find security and contentment in causing suffering... not just experiencing it." She shook her head. "You cannot pursue a harmonic route with these cretins. Save yourself the trouble of contemplating such. The gangly creatures of this city have given you your one and only gift on this plane, and it would be a shame to waste it."
"Look, Sera..." Rainbow tried to breathe calmly. "I can't apologize enough for all the crap that went down in Rohbredden. I'm sorry about the windigoes. I really am. I know you'll find this hard to believe... but I have saved nations and continents multiple times before!" She slowly shook her head. "I'm not half as calamitous and foolish as you think I am. Verlax—your Queen—had sealed Rohbredden's fate long before either of us was even born! But that's not the case with the factions of the Trinary War! If my options in getting the Shards of Endrax fall down to only two choices—eliminating the armies protecting them or somehow getting them to cough the Shards up—then I wanna fight tooth-and-hoof to do the latter option! I mean... I have to try!"
"You cannot afford the luxury to 'try' anything here," Seraphimus said. She looked at the Herald as a whole. "None of you can. The stakes are the highest they've ever been. If this journey is as real and important as you tell me it is, then you cannot follow this leader of yours into a death trap."
"Ach... but we have beforre..." Kepler managed a smile. "...even one that you set within Frostknife. Were you blind to the Rrainbow One's tenacity then?"
Ariel smirked.
Seraphimus sighed. "She had an ace behind her fetlock." Her charcoal eyes fell on Rainbow's wings. "Tell me, Rainbow, do you possess such a game-changer now?"
"Like I've been saying..." Rainbow pointed at her Element. "...Princess Luna's enchantment—"
"Rainbow..." Flynn stood up and began pacing himself. "Rainbow..." With a sigh, he trotted about to face her, mechanical eye rotating to a stop. "What if it fails?"
"It's a risk I'm willing to take."
"Maybe you're willing," Flynn spoke as calmly as he could manage. "Hell, you're always 'willing.'" He gulped. "But this... this is just really bad shit we're up against."
"That's why we should come up with a plan!"
"What kind of a pl-plan?!"
"One where we can... where I can abort the whole thing at the drop of a saddle if I have to!"
"And somehow get away from under Lexxic's nose," Flynn droned.
"Something like that, y-yeah!"
Seraphimus groaned. "Has she always sounded this foalish in discussing strategy? It's a wonder I was ever close to being intimidated by the Rainbow Rogue."
It was Logan's time to stand up. "Alright, toots..." He marched firmly over towards Seraphimus, glaring the entire way. "...let's say we run muzzle-to-muzzle with Lexxic and his Bloodwings." His brow furrowed. "What's your genius plan?"
"It's simple." Seraphimus stared back at him. "We assassinate their leader."
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie winced.
"Hit and run," Seraphimus continued. "A swift kill and an even swifter retreat." She nodded. "Yes, we will undoubtedly be pursued, but most of the Bloodwings will likely be thrown into confusion and disarray. Considering the proposed nature of these midnighter barbarians, the death of their leader would cause enough dissent and chaos that their entire army would distabalize. It is within this window that we perform a surgical strike of their lair, procure the Shard, and continue onwards to the next task."
"Hehhhhhhh..." Flynn smirked aside at Logan. "Ever still the murder chicken."
"Mmmmhmmmm..." Logan nodded.
"How..." Ariel buried her face in her hooves. "How in the Hell..." She slowly raised her head to glare at Seraphimus. "... ... ...is that even remotely better than Rainbow Dash's plan?! It could never friggin' work!"
"No." Seraphimus shook her head. "It couldn't."
"Then why would you friggin' suggest it?!" Ariel barked.
"Because it's still a far more viable solution than whatever it is your leader is conjuring." Seraphimus looked at Logan and Flynn. "Perhaps if we were to win favor with the Dihmers and goblins first, we could actually assemble an army sizable enough to make my plan more feasible. Call it 'absurd' if you wish, but it's far more suicidal to attempt anything with the scant numbers we currently possess."
"I'm not about to plot the death of a sarosian leader," Rainbow Dash droned. "Or anypony for that matter." She turned to frown at Seraphimus. "I don't care how much pain or misery they've spread! There's no excuse for it!"
"You didn't seem to care back at the World's Edge."
"That was different!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "Chandler's forces were trying to kill us and our back was to the wall!" She frowned. "And if I really wanted to tear some throats, then a lot less of Frostknife's finest would have returned home alive in the end. That I can promise you."
"Yeah! Don't even kid!" Ariel huffed. "We had Xarchellus' nightbloods on our side. It took a lot to hold them back—"
"Look, just—!" Rainbow Dash waved her hoof between the two females before turning to glare at Seraphimus. "I am way past the point of having an ethical debate with anyone! Much less you." She seethed. "Verlax did her worst to see how much blood I can shed in the end. I went butt over elbow to make sure she got as little enjoyment from my plight as possible... even if she was deep in the grave by that point."
"You surprise me, Rainbow," Seraphimus said. "I would imagine Verlax's trials—however horrible they truly were—would have hardened you far more than this." Her charcoal eyes narrowed. "A pony who survived her entrapment—who ascertained the cost of sparing Rohbredden—would know the proper way to deal with these midnighter barbarians."
"Yeah, well..." Rainbow stood closer to the griffin, staring her down. "...Verlax's plan included ruining your life and reducing you to a murderous exclamation point. And—in the end, at the world's edge—I didn't let her have her way with you. Did I?"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus was silent at first. Then—with icy grace—she spoke: "And all it cost you was one Dragon Divine. The only being left on this plane who even remotely had the strength and versatility to protect you all the way to your destination. But now—Axan is a pile of ashes overlooking the Edge."
Rainbow Dash blinked.
Twilight, Rarity, and the others exchanged anxious glances.
Seraphimus tilted her head to look at the rest of the Herald. "Who next is willing to give their life? A necessary sacrifice to assure the sanctity of your leader's priceless harmonic morality?"
Ariel bit her lip. She and Wildcard were silent.
Logan, Flynn and Kepler said nothing.
"I see... perhaps all of you, then?" Seraphimus calmly spoke. "Noble—to a fault, considering that such sacrifices may yield nothing in the face of such insurmountable adversity."
"They know the risk at hoof, Sera," Rainbow Dash muttered. She then frowned at the griffin. "And I'm not about to make them charge into death. You can learn a lot from them. Just have a little—"
"What? Faith?" Seraphimus' beak stared Rainbow down. "Know this, Rainbow. I am indeed indebted to you for the new lease I have on life... and for opening my eyes to this strange and ever-changing world. But this is not an exercise of faith for me. Verlax made you sacrifice your ethics for a spell... but in so doing she took away the only things that matter to me. My nation... and my family. I'm not in this for faith... I'm in it for a cost that cannot denied. I must strive—with every fiber of my being—to make sure that you do not waste that cost on an act of impulsiveness and blind daring." She leaned back, breathing. "Meditate on the price your friends have paid when you send them into the same gauntlet that you'll be sending me... and yourself."
With that said, Seraphimus walked off, leaving the campfire and those bathing in it alone in silent contemplation.
Close Encounters: Fuzzy Kind
"Well, if you ask me..." Ariel guided a somewhat dizzy Rainbow to her tent. "It's well enough that we've got Seraphimus' promise that she'll no longer try to rip your throat out from under your chin."
"She... never exactly said it in those words," Rainbow Dash stammered. She teetered slightly in mid-trot, still recovering from the effect of the spider venom. With Ariel's assistance, she made it to a pile of blankets inside the tent and plopped down on folded legs. "Mrmmmff... but it's close enough, I s-suppose."
"I wish you'd reconsider," Ariel said. Her eyes were briefly firm. "If you ask me—we're better off without her angst and... and... grimdark bullcrap."
Rainbow merely sighed. She sat in place, rubbing her head. "Uh huh... ... ..."
"I mean, things here on the Dark Side are shitty enough without her having to make us feel even more intimidated," Ariel muttered. She stood in the entrance to the tent, frowning out towards the gray urbanity, as if looking for a pale griffin to stab with her angry gaze. "Abaddon and Merula have made it clear to us. We have to grab these Shards of Endrax if we wanna get inside the Midnight Armory."
"Right..."
"And if we can actually convince one of the factions to work with us—then why not put everything towards making that happen?! I mean... that friggin' Talon Commander's gotta realize that not every living soul in this world has gotta be as miserable and friendless as her!"
"I don't want to accept the fact that she's 'friendless,' Ariel."
"Pffft!" Ariel scoffed. "What are you looking for, volunteers?!"
Rainbow looked up at her, briefly glaring.
Ariel cleared her throat. "I-I mean she's tried to kill us before, Rainbow Dash. Multiple times."
"Wouldn't be the worst soul I've won over."
"I fail to see how Seraphimus is any close to being 'won over," Ariel huffed. "She really should have more faith in you. She should have faith in things period!"
"Or maybe..." Rainbow brushed her bangs back, sighing. "...having a stark, pessimistic perspective like hers could actually be helpful." She gulped. "Life-saving."
"Rainbow, if you think there's a chance we can appeal to the Bloodwings, then we should give it a chance! It's as simple as that!"
"You... Wildcard... even Kepler and the rest..."
"Huh?" Ariel blinked. "What about us?"
Rainbow looked squarely at her. "You treat me too nicely. You know that, right?"
Ariel squirmed where she stood. The mare avoided Rainbow's gaze as she murmured, "How... else are we supposed to treat you, Rainbow?" She swallowed. "I-I mean... you're the Austraeoh. You're the hope of this world... of worlds beyond."
"And when Mortuana prepared you in your long, long wait... was she all sunshine and roses?"
"I... I don't get it, Rainbow." Ariel exhaled. "What are you trying to say?"
"I'm saying... I'm thinking..." Rainbow slumped even further on her haunches, ears folding back. "...that I really need to sleep off this friggin' spider crap in my blood."
"Heh..." Ariel nodded with a weak smile. "Fair enough. Do you need anything from me in the meantime? Some food? An extra blanket?"
"I need you to live, Ariel."
"Huh?"
Rainbow waved a fetlock. "I'm good, girl. Go on and hang with the rest of the gang. Just..." She rubbed her dizzied head, wincing slightly. "...don't let me snooze for too long."
"You got it, Rainbow." Ariel trotted off, slapping the tent flap shut with a flick of her tail. "Ni-ni!"
Rainbow Dash hung her head. Once the Heraldite was gone, she became acutely aware of her ghostly companions drawing tighter around her.
"That Ariel..." Fluttershy smiled calmly. "She can really be adorable when she wants to be."
"You mean all the time?" Rarity asked, rolling her eyes with a smile.
"Mmmmm. Yes."
"Well, somepony's gotta be cheery among this crazy somber bunch!" Pinkie Pie blurted. "Logan's only ever grumpy or sassy! Wildcard's quiet as a glacier! Flynn can't stop complaining about stuff!"
"They've got a lot of stress on 'em, Pinkie," Applejack said. "More stress than any of us can imagine."
"Pfffft!" Pinkie frowned. "You mean we're not allowed to be stressed?! There's nothing we can do about where we are or where we're headed!"
"Right. But they've always got something they can or can't do. That's what makes it all the more stressful. Havin' agency but still feelin' hopeless." Applejack sighed. "Believe me. After so many years of workin' on the farm, I still couldn't quite live with myself when I knew that the harvest was fallin' behind. Even when there was nothin' I could do to prevent it!"
"I wouldn't call this situation hopeless," Fluttershy said. "Just... mmmm... really really really really scary."
"Three armies, Fluttershy, darling," Rarity emphasized. "Rainbow's friends have to contend with three whole armies that stand between her and the Midnight Armory. If you ask me, the situation would have been greatly less stressful if these blasted Shards weren't a factor. But now we can no longer make a path straight for the Harmonic Prism, can we?"
"I'm with Fluttershy on this," Twilight Sparkle spoke up. "It's not a hopeless situation—or an impossible one! Just... a very dangerous one." She motioned towards their anchor. "And our best friend here has dealt with dangerous situations before, hasn't she?"
"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie nodded. "Long before we tagged along!"
"Gotta admit, though, Twilight." Applejack squirmed. "This one's a real whizz-banger of a situation. One group of ponies? Against three whole armies?"
"Ponies, griffins, and a wyverrrrrrrrrn!" Pinkie said, tongue dangling.
"Right." Applejack rolled her eyes. "Even still—when was the last time Equestria ever had to contend with an entire army... much less three of them?"
"Long before any of us were foaled," Fluttershy exhaled. "That's for certain."
"It begs the question, though." Rarity looked at Twilight. "What would Princess Celestia do in a situation like this?"
"You're asking me?"
"Well, of course, darling! You were her most faithful student, after all."
"Uh... she still is, Rarity?" Pinkie glared. "She's only half-dead, y'know! All of us are!"
Rarity sighed, then threw Twilight an apologetic glance. "A thousand pardons, Twilight. I trust you knew what I meant."
"Well..." Twilight tapped her chin in thought. "Ever since Seraphimus opened her beak, I've been dwelling on the situation nonstop. And... I-I can't deny it..." She looked at the others. "Princess Celestia absolutely would seek a diplomatic solution to this entire Trinary War crisis. Without a doubt! She'd seek a way to make everypony happy and cause as few casualties as possible!"
"And it makes me very happy to hear that," Fluttershy said with an earnest expression. "Let's not let Seraphimus' words sour the harmony in our hearts."
"Yeah..." Applejack nodded, her muzzle scrunching. "Until our hearts get plum ripped out!"
"Guh!" Rarity twitched. "Applejack!"
"Toastyyyyy!" Pinkie Pie sing-songed.
"The Princess Celestia yer talkin' about is the same alicorn who had to banish her sister to the moon for a thousand years to stave off a war with the very same 'Bloodwings'!" Applejack exclaimed. "She and Luna once had to give Discord the zap! Not to mention a buncha other nasty varmints who are now livin' out their days in Tartarus even as we speak!" She gestured. "I hate to be the depressin' pony in the room, but there are some thangs that Celestia herself simply wouldn't fix with a heartfelt speech. Otherwise... there'd be no Equestria back home for Rainbow to save!"
"I'll agree with most of that, true..." Rarity nodded. "But that doesn't mean she wouldn't at least try to bridge some sort of communication gap."
"Except that Luna herself said that these here Bloodwings may be beyond reasonin' with," Applejack added. "And Celestia sure didn't make any attempt to correct her."
Fluttershy looked at Twilight. "If Celestia was here and she wanted to approach this situation peacefully... how do you think she would go about doing it?"
"Well... here's the more important question," Twilight said. "Why do wars even happen to begin with?"
"Because countries need more oil!" Pinkie suggested.
"Because everypony refuses to compromise," Twilight finished.
"I knew that!"
"Yes, there's only one Harmonic Prism inside the Armory," Twilight said. "But that's not the important factor." She raised a hoof. "What matters is what each faction wants from the Harmonic Prism."
"You mean how they reckon it'll benefit them?" Applejack asked.
"I figured they all just want power and control over the entire plane," Rarity stated. "Both Dark Side and Light Side."
"All we know so far is what the Bloodwings want," Twilight said. "On account of their ardent desire to restore Equestria to eternal night under the rule of Nightmare Moon. The Prism—supposedly—could grant them this ability."
"But Nightmare Moon no longer exists," Fluttershy stated. "And Princess Luna has disavowed everything to do with the Lunar Rebellion."
"So... if we could somehow convince the Bloodwings that Nightmare Moon is no longer their de defacto leader..." Rarity thought out loud. "...it would eliminate their need for the Harmonic Prism... and thus end their need to be in the Trinary War."
"Somehow, I dun think it could be that easy," Applejack said.
"No. But it's still a feasible course of action," Twilight said. "I know that the Dark Vigil isn't the same sarosians as those whom we encountered at Bleak's Plummet. But—still—we just can't ignore what went down with Xarchellus' flock when Rainbow presented herself with Luna's enchantment."
"But... even if we do get close enough to scratch the Bloodwings' leafy ears..." Pinkie Pie rubbed her head, muzzle scrunching. "What about the changelings and the Deadly Nightlight Gang? Can we actually convince three whole groups of bad guys to stop doing the bad guy thing?"
"Rainbow's experience with Queen Chrysalis has taught us quite a bit about the changelings and what they want out of the Harmonic Prism," Twilight Sparkle declared. "Maybe the fact that Chrysalis has turned herself in to the Val Roan government and freed her hive could... could have an effect on Tchern's aspirations here on the Dark Side. But that's kind of a stretch." Twilight squirmed. "As for the Night Shard... I-I still can't figure them out."
"I'm not s-sure I want to," Fluttershy said, trembling.
"What do you think, Rainbow Dash?" Twilight looked at their anchor. "You experienced Abaddon's vision the deepest out of anypony here. Did you learn anything—even an inkling—about the Night Shard? Anything to suggest what they're after the Harmonic Prism for?"
Silence.
Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Rainbow...?"
The other ghostly mares crowded around.
"Rainbow, darling?" Rarity cocked her head. "What in heaven's name are you doing?"
While the others were talking, their anchor was fiddling with the fabric of the bed. Using two petite hooves, Rainbow had caused a rough, random pattern to form. Folds materialized in random curves and half-circles beneath her, and Rainbow seemed very-very intent on manifesting the next one—
"Rainbow? You okay, sugarcube?"
Upon hearing Applejack's voice, Rainbow snapped out of it. She looked up. "Hmmm?"
Her friends gaped at her.
"... ... ...I'm... really tired..." Rainbow teetered as she said this. "Just... gotta..." Her eyelids hung heavy. "...think about nothing for a bit."
"That's easy!" Pinkie Pie grinned. "I think about nothing all the time!" She winked at the others. "I think that makes me 'funnihilist!'"
"No," Rarity exhaled.
"Just rest yer head, sugarcube," Applejack said, glancing at the others. "Leave the stressin' to us for a bit."
"Easier said than done," Rainbow curled up into a fuzzy little ball, and soon she was disproving herself.
No Room For Dreaming
Rippling clouds.
Dark thunderbeds and onyx skies.
Shrieks in the distance, growing closer...
Rainbow Dash was asleep. She knew that she was. Perhaps that's why she took all of these images in stride. The mare glided along, her mane full and long, The scars on her body had vanished; she was just as she remembered from a time lost forever.
Her body felt weightless. Perthaps because there was no Element of Loyalty weighing her down. Normally, this would have scared her. But in his place... this strange sky of smoldering obsidian bands... she suffered no fear.
She flew. She observed. With casual grace, she watched as the heavens shifted past her.
The shrieks increased in volume, circling around her now.
Rainbow Dash's brow furrowed. She leaned her head forward, squinting in an effort to pierce the thunderous barriers lingering ahead.
Something flickered amidst the billowing malaise. Fixed points of lunar light—all in pairs. Like fangs.
Somehow, Rainbow Dash knew.
Thus—when the leather bodies pierced the cloud and filled the atmosphere with screams—she barely flinched.
Rainbow Dash awoke slowly... calmly.
One eye fluttered open, followed by the other.
She was safe. She was relaxed. She was curled up in the same fuzzy blue ball as before—only countless hours had passed. Her searching eyes pierced the fog, and on the far end of the tent she spotted Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle. The two ghostly mares "sat" casually by the canvas exit, chatting amicably with one another. Both spirits had their flanks to Rainbow. Neither had noticed yet that she had woken up.
Rainbow took a deep breath. Just as she started to stir her stiff muscles—
"Pleasant dreams?"
"... ... ..." Without moving, Rainbow looked to her right.
A serpentine shadow with black antlers reclined against the tent fabric beside her. Faking a yawn, the figure brought a dark paw to his goat's muzzle and gestured with his talon while continuing:
"You're not all that scared of them anymore, are you?"
Rainbow Dash was silent.
"Of course, there's probably a reason for that." The figure shifted into the light. A pair of red-on-yellow eyes peered above a fanged grin. "You no longer have me cooped up in there." He pointed a talon at Rainbow's skull. "Must have been terribly claustrophobic to have shared all those visions of loosening teeth, free falls, and embarrassing days showing up to school with your clothes on."
Rainbow blinked.
"It was the only way we could connect for a while, y'know." Discord pointed at her skull again. "Up there. Up where it's fuzzy and oh so blue." He did a ballerina leap across the tent and piroutted to a stop behind Twilight and Fluttershy. "After all, what's more chaotic than dreams? True... there is an ounce of logic forming a basic, narrative thread to the nightly cabesa shuffle. But your poor Princess Luna must have been killing herself to drown herself in so much unpredictability for so long—on behalf of the Equestrian populous!" His brow furrowed with a touch of mischief. "Unless... of course... harmony was never quite her forte from the beginning. And she's the one in charge of both the sun and moon nowadays! Oh, how blissfully... scathingly ironic!"
"... ... ...."
"Pssssst. Hey." Balancing on his tail, Discord aimed the ends of his lower limbs at the rumps of Twilight and Fluttershy respectfully. "Which of them do you think will fly farther if I give it the ol' punt? My money's on the lavender unicorn; her egghead's gotta have some weight to it."
Rainbow's nostrils flared. With very little hesitation, she suddenly whispered, "You won't kick them."
"Why not?" Discord snaked his head about and pouted upside-down at Rainbow. "You don't think it'll connect?"
"I've tolerated you this long," Rainbow murmured so that only he could hear. "I doubt you'll want to ruin the attention so soon."
"... ... ..." Discord stared long and hard at Rainbow. At last, he retracted from the two mares, slinking back to Rainbow's side. "Well, you've got me there, Sparky." He reclined with a casual smirk cradled in a lazy paw. "I guess you really do miss having me up in there."
"I don't miss a thing about you," Rainbow muttered. "And if you disappeared tomorrow, I still wouldn't."
"Oh, how you wound me!" Eyelashes fluttering, Discord reached a talon to "dust off" Rainbow's bangs. "And to think I kept your insides all nice and tidy while you were dozing off the spider juice."
Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "... ... ...what could you possibly have learned from any of this?"
"What—you mean while you were drooling for weeks under a coma?" Discord shrugged. "Why—I couldn't possibly have learned a single thing!" He lingered, then winked at her. "Unless... you actually believe me capable of gleaming something."
Rainbow's jaws tightened. "Just because you were perculating in my head after I freed Applejack, causing countless nightmares to mess with me—"
"Oh, we both know I've been with you far longer. That was just the only place where you and I could—how should I say it—commune with one another. At least for a while." Discord pretended to examine his claws. "Dreams are simply the sludge of the day, dredged up and heated under a pressure cooker overnight. No—you don't have to thank me for venting off the excess steam. Then again, if you had the good sense to let me out sooner intead of the rest of your sappy gal-pals, then maybe it wouldn't have been so taxing on you."
"I didn't choose the order my friends were released," Rainbow Dash hissed. "Yaerfaerda chose!"
"That's certainly a convenient notion, isn't it? Did you officially come to trust all things taught to you by the dusty runes in those stuffy little Machine World chambers you eventually Mary-Sue'd your way into on the flipside?"
"They haven't steered me wrong yet."
"But you don't seem the kind of pegasus to be 'steered' so easily." Discord folded his arms. "After all, what did Abaddon call it? Ilrifa's Codex? Maybe... Sparky... just maybe all of the answers you've ever wanted were written inside you from the beginning."
Rainbow looked confused.
"Don't give me that expression, young lady! You could be worse off, y'know!" Discord sported a smug grin. "Have you noticed how often you're suffering from paralytic dizzy attacks as of late?"
The mare fidgeted. She bit the edge of her lip.
"Now... are you going to chalk that all to the Dark Side? To the depths of which you've sunk into chaos itself?" His fang glinted. "Or the degree to which you've unleashed the chaos that's been bubbling inside of you."
"This..." Rainbow sighed. "...is just another elaborate ruse to get me to talk to you more, isn't it?"
"Sparky, you've chosen to talk to me!" Discord stood tall in the tent and bowed. "Instead of banishing me upon first fizzle, you've kept me in your dashing presence! I'm flattered, really! But I can still tell we've got a long way to go. Nevertheless, there's hope yet! After all, if there's anything I've picked up about you... the further you go, the more stable you get. Even if all around you is instability."
Rainbow glanced at Twilight and Fluttershy across the tent. Her tail flicked nervously.
"That's why I think we can make such a good team, you and I..." Discord leaned in, his voice taking on a slightly breathy tone. "Do the smart thing, Sparky. Ditch the pastel echo chamber. Except for the floofy-goofy one, I find them all rather... redundantly trite in their own respective moralities. But me? Ohhhh boyoooo... with me by your side we can explore all the crazy little puzzles left festering in your brain." He tilted his chin up with a knowing glint. "And—while we're at it—we can tackle a few of the conundrums looming before your fragile loyal conscience."
Rainbow sighed, and she smirked slightly. "You get more and more friggin' desperate each time I listen to you."
"Ah...!" He pointed a talon. "...that can only mean there will be a 'next time' that you listen to me."
"... ... ..."
"A delightfully dumb expression if I ever saw one, Sparky." Discord spun in a circle, rematerializing with a business suit and suitcase. "Very well. I'll be on my way. But don't relish my absence, Sparky. Now that I'm on the outside..." He pointed at her skull again. "...that leaves a lot of space on the inside. And—tell me..." His red-on-yellow eyes narrowed. "... ... ...do you really think there's nopony else looking in on that vacancy?"
Rainbow merely raised an eyebrow. She opened her muzzle as if to ask something.
Discord saw it, and he grinned. "Ciao!" And he walked into himself, disappearing cyclonically with a vaprous burp of his suitcase. The air of the tent was clear once again.
Rainbow Dash must have shot up to her hooves, because Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy heard her movement and turned around. They brightened upon seeing their anchor awake.
"Oh!" Fluttershy grinned. "Rainbow Dash!"
"Morning, Rainbow!" Twilight Sparkle floated closer. "Is there anything we can help you with?"
Rainbow Dash looked at her friends, blinking wide.
Her friends looked back, grinning.
Rainbow fumbled... squirmed... then finally opened her muzzle: "... ... ...I gotta pee." And she galloped briskly out of the tent, dragging two confused ghosts along with her.
Time to be Smug
Seraphimus stood silent—like a sentry. The former Talon Commander was perched on the edge of a bridge overlooking the lower spires of the city. Her expression was calm, albeit her pose vigilant. She breathed calmly through the passing hours... until a petite blue figure shuffled up in her peripheral.
The griffin spoke without turning her feathery head to look. "Have the last vestiges of the spider's venom worn off?"
Rainbow Dash cleared her throat. "I... uh..." She shook her head. "I really can't pretend to say how long it'll be before that stuff is out of my system." Her ears twitched. "Or if it'll leave my system at all."
"I wonder..." Seraphimus peered at the spidery shadows far below—fleeting and swift. "This 'Commander Gwen' who came before you so many centuries ago... were the Spindlers so certain of her standing as the destined 'Austraeoh' as they are currently of yours?"
"I... haven't bothered to ask Merula about that," Rainbow said.
"Why not?" Seraphimus' headcrest lifted inquisitively. "Are you afraid to find out that their long-beloved Song is subject to tragic amnesia?" She turned to squint icily at the pegasus. "That the only reason they call you the 'Austraeoh' is because they're programmed to?"
"If you're having second thoughts about what we're all doing here, you can just tell me, Sera," Rainbow Dash said. "You've never been much to beat around the bush, so why start now?"
Seraphimus turned her gaze away. "All I know now is... is th-that the Goddess Verlaxion was a falsehood..." Her charcoal eyes closed sadly. "...and the same can be said of my life."
"Your life isn't a falsehood."
"You don't have a point of authenticity to claim such," Seraphimus muttered. "Your entire existence isn't a complete failure."
Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "Am I waiting for a 'yet?'"
Seraphimus reopened her eyes. She squinted at Rainbow Dash. "... ... ...I've only agreed to provide my services to your journey no less than thirty-six hours ago." She inhaled sharply. "I suppose—in such a short time—I've only managed to alienate your companions with my needless pessimism."
"It's not needless," Rainbow Dash said. She trotted closer to the griffin, still fighting faint traces of dizziness. "And if all you did was say 'yes, Rainbow Dash' to everything I or my friends suggested, then that wouldn't make you a very good ally."
"Then you have reconsidered your stance on the Bloodwings?" Seraphimus' eyes hardened again. "For the sake of survival and perserverance—you will abandon all whimsical notions of somehow befriending such a heartlessly murderous faction?"
Rainbow Dash opened her muzzle—but hesitated. After a prolonged breath, she leaned back and murmured, "If I told you that I'm still open to negotiating with them, would you turn back on your pledge?"
"... ... ..."
"Because I simply can't promise exactly what I will do when I come face to face with them, Seraphimus," Rainbow Dash said. "Believe me—if an opportunity pops up for me to grab a Shard of Endrax from their place—or from any place—I will jump on that crud as soon as possible. But we simply haven't got the luxury—"
"You are right about that very last part," Seraphimus said. Her head nodded. "If nothing else."
"Heh..." Rainbow smirked slightly. "It's pretty refreshing, actually."
Seraphimus raised a curious eyecrest.
"Your 'pessimism.'" Rainbow Dash trotted the rest of the distance until she too was perched on the same ledge as the griffin. "I friggin' dig the Herald. Really, I do. But—sometimes, I swear—I'm friggin' spoiled by how much they're willing to do for me."
"They are faithful to a fault," Seraphimus remarked, nodding. "And I would be lying if I said that I didn't find the majority of them insufferably short-sighted."
"Mmmmmhmmmm..." Rainbow rubbed her temple, glaring out into the ancient urbanity. "Jussssssst the conversation I was dreaming of having today..."
"But Logan—the one who is casually labeled as 'Big Show'—he is made of stern might. The stallion's far wiser than he pretends to be." Seraphimus' eyes wandered. "... ... ...and Jordan..."
"Mmmm?" Rainbow looked at her.
The former Commander's headcrest drooped. "He is as honorable today as I always remembered. I simply... allowed the cloud of Verlaxion's deception to pollute my once iron-wrought respect for him. Even his actions at the Edge... and his relations with the wyverns..." She slowly shook her head as her beak hung open with painful realization. "...none of it seems to hold the same gravity any more. He held steadfast to his principles—while all this time mine were held hostage." She gulped, her talons tightening beneath her. "Keris... my good Lieutenant... all those times I should have listened to you..."
Rainbow took a breath, tail flicking. "For what it's worth, Sera... I wouldn't have gotten as far as I have today if it wasn't for Keris' wisdom and courage. He intervened in ways that neither of us could have afforded. You trained him well—"
"His legacy shames me."
"You trained him well." Rainbow frowned at her. "His strength, courage, tenacity, and respect for justice? He got it all from you. Just... y'know... he didn't have the same albatross around his neck that you did."
Seraphimus threw her a confused look.
"I... I didn't mean that in a redundant way." Rainbow gestured at her own neck. "Cuz—like—I know that an albatross has feathers... and a griffin has feather... at least a neck part. And... well..." She rolled her eyes and slumped in place, sighing. "Never mind. It's an old Equestrian expression." Her eyes derp'd briefly. "I think...?"
"I... believe I understand you," Seraphimus said with a nod. Then, in a somber tone: "I only wish that I did back when I could still make amends with my Second-in-Command."
"He handled things nicely with you in the end," Rainbow Dash said. "As well as a dude could manage with the entire weight of Rohbredden on his shoulders." She smirked. "Did you know the last thing I ever did to him was punch the crap out of his face?"
"Is that a fact?"
"Heh... yeah. Dude wanted to make it look to all the other Frostknife Elite like we had fought a battle to near-death." Rainbow shook her head, chuckling. "The Herald can praise me all they like, and—admittedly—it has been pretty awesome to keep moving forward, saving nations and civilizations whenever I can afford to do it. But to do what Keris has done? To stay in one place and be forced to clean up? And be so dedicated to it?" She ran a hoof through her mane. "That's loyalty of a whole 'nother sort. I know I'm headed into the bloody crucible of three nasty armies, but I still don't want the kind of job that Keris has ahead of him." A gulp. "Or Professor Theanim Mane, for that matter."
Seraphimus gazed silently at her.
"I'm... I'm sorry I couldn't leave Rohbredden in better sorts as when I found it, Sera," Rainbow Dash said. She hugged herself, shivering slightly. "I mean... I guess it's a good thing that Verlax is gone and such... but... things could have gone so much better. Well... I guess they couldn't... but I really wish they did. And I really wish I didn't have to be the spark that set so much stuff ablaze back there... past the Edge..."
More silence.
Seraphimus calmly asked: "I suspect we are to disembark soon."
Rainbow looked up at her. "How'd you know...?"
"For once, Jordan hasn't been following me like a hawk," Seraphimus remarked. "Which means he must have found something more important to do for the time being. Such as helping the rest of your companions prepare for a long-delayed departure."
"I think we've been guests of the Spiffy Spider Club long enough." Rainbow nodded. "As if it wasn't clear from my meeting with Abaddon, I don't think there's much left for the Austraeoh to learn by staying here."
"You are not content to hide in the one place in all of the plane that's relatively safe and guarded." Seraphimus nodded. "An admirable trait."
Rainbow smirked devilishly. "I think if you start paying actual attention to me, Sera, you'll find lots more 'admirable traits.'"
"That remains to be seen." Seraphimus' charcoal eyes hardened to diamonds. "Precisely where is our next destination? To pursue futile negotiations with the Bloodwings? Or seek out other options?"
The longer Rainbow sat under the griffin's piercing gaze, the harder she bit onto her lower lip. Eventually she wrenched her eyes away from Seraphimus', exhaling with a burst. "I'm gonna tell Flynn and Logan... th-that we'll be heading towards Omega."
Seraphimus sighed. "...towards the Bloodwings and their fabled tree."
"No." Rainbow pointed with her hoof. "Not yet."
Seraphimus raised an eyecrest.
Rainbow looked at her again. "I wanna find the ocean. Do reconaissance. Figure out if there's any truth to a swift and safe passage to Petra... or other places." She swallowed. "I want to actually meet these Dihmers for once. See what makes them tick."
"See if they have any information to provide in regards to the Trinary War?"
"Precisely." Rainbow stood up tall. "And then... if I find information on the sarosians—any information that might spring hope for acquiring a Shard as peacefully as possible..."
"Yes...?"
"... ... ...one thing at a time, Seraphimus." Rainbow's brow furrowed. "I'll pass judgment when the time comes."
"You're making a big mistake—"
"By what? Having an open mind?" Rainbow cocked her head aside. "And how did forsaking one work out for you back in Rohbredden?"
"... ... ..."
"Remember... an open mind is a door that works both ways, Sera," Rainbow said, cracking a grin. "I'm just as open to saying 'buck the bloodwings' if we end up learning enough to validate such an attitude. But we'll gain nothing by going into this with one ironclad predisposition and one alone."
"I do suppose there is some logic to be had in that."
"Good..." Rainbow Dash extended a fetlock. "...because I was hoping there'd be some logic to be had in you continuing your pledge to us. If I can promise to have an open mind to all possibilities... then maybe you can have an open mind to all outcomes?"
Seraphimus looked out into the city yet again. She weathered a sigh. "I suspect some action on my behalf would do well to support the words expressed."
"Just ask yourself one simple question!" Her grinning teeth glinted in the twilight. "'What would Keris do?'"
Upon hearing that, Seraphimus merely glared.
Raibow's smile faded as her ears drooped. "... ... ...too soon?"
Seraphimus stared her down. "Lieutenant Keris... did not have to contend with giant spiders and eternal night." She finally shook Rainbow's hoof. "Let us make quick with this Omega excursion of yours into an inhospitable wasteland plagued by monsters."
"Heeeeey... that's the spirit!" Rainbow Dash patted Seraphimus shoulder. "Adventure! Awesomeness! Sound effects!"
Seraphimus marched past her, snorting. "I will be smug when I am dead."
"That t-too!"
Better Check Your Gear
"So..." Rainbow Dash squinted nervously at the dormant hovercraft. She trotted around the Herald's makeshift vehicle at a cautious distance, wings tightly coiled. "...it still runs off the chaos metal... buff thingy?"
"Yes," Flynn nodded, polishing off one of several lunar runestones where he stood in the middle of an elevated bridge. He gestured at the wagon—almost fully packed with the Herald's equipment. "Only this time, it isn't all half-assed together." He smirked as his mechanical eye rotated in and out thoughtfully. "You can thank the Spindlers for chewing up all the remaining trolls to shit. Without those pale buggers on our flanks, we can take off for real this time."
"But... it's still chaos energy." Rainbow gulped. "So I'll still have to keep my distance, huh?"
"Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm." Flynn nodded again. "I'm afraid there'll be no Hoverplank rides for you. But—you're nothing if not used to the solo flight thing."
"I'll manage."
"You sure?" Flynn's good eye flicked up towards her as he arched his eyebrows. "With all that spider crud stirring inside you, it wouldn't be that much of a crime for us to wait and shove off later—"
"We've waited long enough, Flynn," Rainbow said, continuing to stroll in a half-orbit around the vehicle. "If there's anything I've learned—it's that allowing myself to stay grounded for more than a day really screws up my pace."
"Well, I won't pretend to argue with you there."
"But... uh... the wagon's good to fly now? Like for real fly?"
"The key word is 'glide,' but... more to the point... yes." Flynn smirked wryly. "What the Hell do you think I've been doing these past two weeks? Winning chicken dinners?"
"Sorry." Rainbow shrugged. "I've been vacationing in a spider coma."
"Bet you're itching to get moving again. So's the rest of us."
"Only... I don't really have much of a destination marked out." Rainbow's ears drooped. "Meeting Dihmers or figuring out this whole 'Grand Ocean' business would be really smexxy, but that's not something you can sketch on a map—now, is it?"
"It will be once we've accomplished both!"
"Come on, Flynn..." Rainbow shook her head. "Even you have got to run out of patience at one point or another."
"Yeesh. Did the arachnid slumber lay on an extra thick layer of angst or what?" Flynn stood up straight, staring at Rainbow evenly. "Once a member of the Herald, always a member." He gestured boldly. "We're in this with you to the end, Austraeoh. And in case you can't take my word as a member of the Sovereign Seven... then take it from a Job Squadder." He winked. "No job is too big or too stupid to tackle. It's Dark Side or Bust—and we've barely pierced a third of it so far."
"Heh..." Rainbow Dash smiled crookedly. "You know what they say about 'going into a forest.'" A flick of the tail. "You can only do it halfway."
"And once we're halfway, then we can talk about stressing over strategy." Flynn returned to polishing the lunar rocks. "Until then—time to move move move."
"I've got a question."
"Shoot."
Rainbow's brow furrowed. "So we've been stuck here for over two weeks... here in this city." A blink. "How are we on rations?"
Ariel grinned wide. "You're gonna love this..." Ch-Chtunkkk! She yanked open the lid to a Darkstinian crate. The air around the supply cache dropped by ten degrees as white vapors emanated from the container.
"Guhhh!" Rainbow Dash leaned back, flinching slightly. "Whoah... who the heck ordered the penguin sauna?"
"The Spindlers—actually!" Ariel beamed, her eyelashes batting. "Check it!" She wrapped her left forelimb in a blanket until it was nicely bundled. Then—after sucking her breath in—she reached her insulated hoof deep into the container. When she pulled it back out, she was cradling a cluster of large red vegetables that were covered with an ivory sheen of frost. "Ta-daaaaaaa!"
"Wow, it looks very... ... ..." Rainbow blinked. "...cold."
"Rainbowwww..." Ariel smiled slyly. "They're vegetables."
"For real?"
"According to Merula—well, one of the Merulas—the Emeraldinian Expedition had a huge supply of these things when they first arrived at this city generations ago. What's more, they had the means of refrigerating the stuff." Ariel pointed at a series of dimly glowing stones lining the interior of the cold, cold container. "Turns out to be an old Darkstinian spell that harnesses cold from manastones. Flynn was able to recreate it—at least well enough. It's a good thing, because the vegetables tend to rot quickly in non-freezing temperatures. But—as Kepler discovered—if you defrost the stuff, heat it up, and eat it shortly afterwards—it's very nourishing! Sorta like beets with the texture of potatoes."
"Uhm... yum?"
"Yum enough!" Ariel slapped the frosted morsel back into the crate and fastened the lid shut. Th-Thap! "There are three crates of these. They should last us a while. Or—at least..." She winked over her shoulder at Rainbow. "Last you a while."
"How... did the Spindlers even get these for us?" Rainbow asked, her muzzle twisted in confusion. "Don't tell me these things have been frozen for hundreds of years...!"
"From what I understand, a supply of these... uhhh... 'dark beets' were left behind by the Emeraldinian Expedition. For whatever reason, the Children of Abaddon were motivated to grow them deep in the lower recesses of the city... where the temperature is cold enough to allow for full planting and germination."
"So these are spider-grown?"
"Mmmhmmm." Ariel nodded. "They must have figured they'd have mortal guests in the future."
"Or... more to the point..." Rainbow Dash strolled past the crates. "...they probably realized that Commander Gwen wasn't the Austraeoh of Ilrifa's codex... and so they felt the need to prepare for the actual arrival of me and Eljunbyro... or Odrsjot... I mean..." Rainbow's eyes crossed. "Grnnngh..." She rubbed her forehead. "Now I just confused myself."
"Hey... it's okay...!" Ariel smiled sympathetically. "If it's any consolation, I give myself a headache twice as hard over it all."
"I doubt it. But thanks anyways."
"Y'know..." Ariel giggled sideways, hugging herself. "Wouldn't it be hilarious if—after all this time—all of the important elements of the codex was just this 'Ilrifa' pony tossing darts at a crossword puzzle?"
"If that's true, her throwing hoof's got a fetish for vowels."
"I'm certainly not complaining." Ariel shrugged. "If something's gonna roll off the tongue, might as well butter the front end of it."
"To each their own." Rainbow squinted at her. "Did the Spindlers graciously donate anything else to our snazzy cause?"
Twnnnng!
An arrow flew across an urban courtyard and—
Thnkkkt!
—embedded into the glass windshield of a long-abandoned vehicle. Dust flew in a ring around the impact, and soon the quiver rattled still.
Logan released the string of a large bow from his muzzle. Exhaling, he turned towards an applauding Rainbow Dash. "I'm a bit rusty, but I think this will help us save ammo on the Bleak's Plummet boomsticks."
"Pretty boss!" Rainbow Dash finished clapping. "You and the rest of the Job Squad are pretty experienced with arrows, then?"
"Well. Me and Flynn, for sure," Logan said. He took a moment to draw his hoof along the polished structure of the bow, admiring its sturdiness. "Ariel and Keps? Not so much. Double-Yoo—of course—he can be skilled at anything. Long story, in a pinch, at least three of us should be able to provide ranged cover in the event that we run into trolls."
Rainbow gulped. "Or worse."
"Or worse."
"I think this is a darn good idea, Big Show," Rainbow Dash said. "Especially when it comes to preserving the runestones. We'll definitely wanna conserve those for when the big baddies turn out extra big and extra extra bad."
"It's gonna take some work to maintain, of course," Logan said. He pointed at the arrowheads sticking out of a leather quiver lying on the ground. "These pointy-bastards are simply chiseled out of rock, stone, metal—anything that we can get our hooves on. The tools and weapons we borrowed from the Emeraldinians are enough to help us fashion them."
"Sure." Rainbow nodded. "Should give us stuff to do during the lengthier moments of our trip."
"Damn straight." Logan nodded back. "Although—something tells me—we're probably not gonna have the luxury of being bored."
"Maybe. Maybe not." Rainbow stepped over the new weapons, admiring them closely. "Tell me, though..."
"Yeah?"
"What's the rest of them made out of?" Rainbow pointed. "The bows? The arrow shafts?"
"Well, the strings...?" Logan ran his hoof along the taut fiber of his bow. "Spindler silk. As durable as it gets."
"Sweet. But what about the rest of the stuff?" Rainbow looked at him. "Looks like wood—almost."
"Uh huh..."
"But... there aren't any trees left standing about, are there?" Rainbow blinked. "At least none that's ancient and petrified from the pre-Sundering days. Seems like Lexxic and the Bloodwings made quick work of that centuries ago when they did their final assault on the Midnight Armory."
"Right..."
"So... uhhhh..." Rainbow picked up an arrow, staring close up at the polished narrow stalk making up the shaft of the projectile. "Just what is this stuff anyways?"
"Well..." Logan cleared his throat, leaning back. "Y'know how we all figured out that there's more than one Merula?"
"Totally."
"And... like... how she's always dying and being replaced by other Merulas?"
"Yeah... ... ...?" Rainbow cocked her head to the side. "The Winter Children of Abaddon live super-short lives. I'm sure we all figured that out weeks ago."
Logan's nostrils flared. "Well... what do you suppose the Queen's eight-legged maintenance teams do with all the piling corpses of their brothers and sisters?"
"... ... ..." Rainbow stared at the chitinous material making up Logan's bow. She then looked at the polished carapace-smooth surface of the arrow shaft in her grip. "... ... ...!!!" She dropped the thing like it was on fire, flinching.
"They gave us these things with their blessing, Rainbow," Logan said in a straight tone. "I dunno about you, but I think it'd be a shame to waste it."
"I-I think so t-too... but... b-but..." Rainbow brushed her limbs off repeatedly—as if trying to rub clean a sea of invisible cobwebs. She resorted to shuddering in place... ultimately relaxing as well as she was able. "Luna poop... why's everything on this side of the plane have to be so friggin' hardcore?"
"And to think..." Logan arched an eyebrow. "This is the one and only faction on the Curve whom we can actually call allies."
Rainbow flashed him an anxious look. "... ... ...it really is our greatest hope to run into the Dihmers next... out of everyone that's left."
Logan nodded. "And you can bet your ass that's gonna be a notch higher on the 'hardcore' scale."
Rainbow sighed. "I don't know what Verlax was thinking... believing that she actually had the capacity to prepare me for all this ultra dark nonsense."
"Even Mortuana couldn't prepare us." Logan smiled tiredly. "And she was the Alicorn of Death."
"When all of this is said and done, and I'm back in Equestria..." Rainbow gingerly picked the arrow back up and placed it back in its quiver. "I'm gonna take the girls to a griffin rock concert and I'm going to laugh my friggin' head off."
"Why not do the insane cackling now?" Logan shrugged. "Save yourself the time."
"Nah. I don't want to insult Wildcard and Seraphimus."
"Pfffft. Girl, please..."
"I'm going to wait for a moment when it'll actually be advantageous."
"That's more like it."
Slow Exit: Stage Omega
"The topography of the landscape grows more and more erratic between Abaddon's home and the Great Ocean," Merula explained. Twilight glinted off the jumping spider's gold-yellow cephalothorax as it shook the silken construct tethered before it. "The Austraeoh will find no roads or paths to assist along the way. But safety can be afforded by utilizing the multiple natural ravines and fissures that permeate the earth. This is especially true when you find yourself approaching the edge of the Bloodwings' Lunar Hunt."
Rainbow Dash nodded, seated before Merula and the large tunnel weaver that the arachnid speaker was perched on. "Again... thank you so much, Merula." Rainbow Dash breathed. "And a big friggin' shout-out to Abaddon, of course." She smiled. "None of us ever expected to be given so much good grace out here. It's been a real treat. Really—it has."
"Ilrifa's gift has graced the Songstress' children with a meaningful chorus," Merula replied. "No matter how deeply the darkness spread, we have followed the lyrics with every fiber of our being." The creature's abdomen shook. "The All Mother's devotion has not led us astray."
"Is there... uhm..." Rainbow Dash rubbed the back of her head. Her tail flicked a her wings coiled and uncoiled anxiously. "... is there something... anything we can do to help Abaddon out? To help you guys?"
After a slight pause, Merula vibrated: "The inquiry is not entirely understood."
"I just kinda hate the idea of taking off for the wild... black yonder and leaving you guys all alone here." Rainbow grimaced. "All holed up in this dusty old city. I know you talk as though the past is behind you... but what about the future?"
"The Song is both our past and our future," Merula said. "Winter shall carry out its course."
"And after that? What then?" Rainbow's eyes narrowed. "Are you going to forever remain here? Greeting visitors from the Light Side?"
"There are no further movements of the Song," Merula said with that same emotionless tone. "The Austraeoh is all that remains."
Rainbow Dash bit her lip. "Surely there's gotta be more, Merula." A melancholic breath. "This can't be all there is for you guys. You're just... you're just too awesome to fade away into nothingness."
Merula and her multiple siblings had no immediate response.
"Abaddon... sh-she's a piece of prehistory!" Rainbow's voice cracked. "Super spectacular prehistory! She... she talked with Ilrifa! She talked to Gardez—Axan's and Endrax's parents! Please..." The petite mare's ears drooped. "...tell me she hasn't given up on hope."
After a long while, the silken construct in front of Merula shook: "Spring... Summer... Fall and Winter... the Children of Abaddon were born into darkness. All that sustains in the Song. Hope belongs to Penumbra alone. This is a good thing. For if we ever knew hope—and had a thirst for it—you would find us hard pressed to offer any of Abaddon's grace whatsoever."
Rainbow Dash blinked.
"Go forth with the blessing of harmony, Austraeoh," Merula said, eyes glistening in twilight. "Hope does not belong here. Go out, find it, and bring it back to where it belongs. Only then can you fix the broken circles."
"Rready, Flynn?"
"Ready, Keps."
"On yourr marrk."
"Stand back, ponies! No telling how big the feedback will be!"
"Give it your best, Baldy."
"Three... two... one... M'shrynmh Thymmk!!!"
FLASSSSSH! Both the chaos stones and the lunar runes along the circumference of the hovercraft lit up at once. A bright ring of glowing pale light billowed outward across the platforms of the city as the vehicle came to life.
Ariel and Logan flinched. Wildcard and Seraphimus watched cautiously.
Soon, the hovercraft was levitating—fully animated. With a victorious shout, Flynn hopped onto the front passenger's seat and shouted the moonwhinny command to accelerate the vessel forward. As it powered up, Logan and Kepler hopped on board. Ariel, Wildcard, and Seraphimus flew slowly above the craft, monitoring its movement.
Rainbow Dash watched from a safe distance. When the hovercraft first activated, she felt the ripple of chaos through her inner being. Twilight, Applejack, and her other friends briefly blinked out of the spectrum once the shimmering light pulsed her way. For a split second, Rainbow Dash spotted a smirking dragonequus. Then—as quickly as he materialized—harmony refilled the void, and her close friends were hovering spectrally by her side yet again. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie gave their anchor an enthusiastic glance.
Rainbow nodded back. With cautious wings, she flew forward, ahead of the craft, directing herself at a forty-five degree angle towards Omega. Before them, the bridges and platforms of the city led a zig-zagging path—at best—towards the outer limits of the petrified urban sprawl.
As they gained more and more altitude—leaving the spires and magnificent skyscrapers behind them—Rainbow looked back. For a moment she saw—or thought she saw—a million black eyes reflecting her figure in retreat. There was a sad note floating in the wind, like violin strings to a funeral. She felt a lump forming in the back of her throat. But—like all things—she forced it deep inward, so that it wrapped itself up in the weight of her Element.
With fewer and fewer regrets left, she signaled Wildcard and the others... then aimed herself closer to the stars.
Here We Go Again
The city did not end quite as suddenly as it had begun for the group. While their discovery of the metropolis was made possible by exiting a mountainous cave, it turned out that the Curveside portion of the sprawl was very gradual in its dispersement into the rest of the twilight-bathed landscape. The spires rose lower and lower and most of the elevated platforms vanished—giving way to pure space between fewer and fewer skyscrapers. The group followed an elevated road that slowly lowered, passing through thinning highways as the path coasted towards what the group could only assume was "sea-level." The closer they approached the ground, the more they realized that they had exited the central hub of the Spindlers' nest. They approached depths that—far back Edgeside—would have been chock full of spider webs and arachnid colonies. As they progressed, they found the buildings growing more and more sparse. Large towers were replaced with stout structures with greater widths and broader foundations. There were more courtyards here—or perhaps they were once parks. In any case, all traces of grass or trees or vegetation had been vulcanized to ash and rock long ago.
The structures grew exceedingly smaller. As such, they were more fragile... and the group mostly encountered the hollow husks of steel structures that now lay in tatters along the outskirts of the urban sprawl. Even the bridge itself—which they had been traveling since their last dialogue with Merula—finally crumbled to pieces between two enormous warehouses. With help from Kepler and Wildcard, Flynn had to glide the hovercraft down a five-story descent. At last, they were gliding the wagon over a roughly even earth. It was a good thing they weren't relying on wheels, for much of the ground was littered with rocks, pebbles, debris—and beneath all of that a malleable layer of uneven sediment. It soon became clear to Rainbow and her friends that all of the miniscule effects of the Sundering—battered bits of anything and everything—had been blasted towards the Curveside edge of the sprawl. This made trotting over the bare landscape very hazardous, and the group had to veer the craft slowly around innumerable clusters of junk and debris.
As they all progressed further—angling slightly towards Omega—the dirty landscape grew remarkably flat. In fact, the terrain was so evenly-leveled that it struck Rarity as rather curious. After excusing herself, Rainbow Dash decided to ascend briskly—flying high over the wagon's position. Wildcard and Ariel joined her, and soon the three were surveying the topography ahead of them. They were surprised to see a vast array of evenly-arranged geometric lines, stretching towards the visible horizon. The group was confused at first—even all of Rainbow's ghostly friends—until Rainbow brought news of their observation back down to Kepler. Kepler surmised that the landscape was once purely agricultural; the original denizens of Urohringr must have built a vast network of perfectly-tilled farmland just outside the city limits. However, because of the cataclysmic nature of the Sundering, all of the soil had been completely vaporized. The only thing that stood out was the impression of paths and roads through the fossilized cropfields—roads that must have been used for countless thousands of generations before the Circles were broken. As the journey wore on, the group noticed the faint traces of what must have been farmhouses. It was haunting to think that an entire valley of fertile green terraces had long been reduced to a charred black sterile mess, lingering eternally beneath unfeeling stars.
This was what greeted the group—with every waking blink—for the next three days. The flatness was so vast that it took them nearly half-a-week to scale. Logan, Flynn, and Kepler took it in stride. Ariel nearly lost her mind on multiple occasions, and so Rainbow sent her and Wildcard off on countless "reconaissance" runs... just so they could stretch their wings while everyone waited for the wagon to navigate the lifeless plain. This proved frutiful at the start of the third day, for Ariel and Wildcard confirmed the existence of mountains towards Omega—including a deep ravine that must have once housed a river. After consulting Kepler, Rainbow decided that they would continue their trip through the canyon—in hopes that the path might more naturally lead them towards the Grand Ocean. All the while, Rainbow constantly removed Axan's dragon stone, studying its surface to judge the angle and nature of their trip.
It was flickering constantly—of course. That meant that they were more or less aimed in the general direction of the Bloodwings. Up until the ravine, Rainbow had the luxury of guiding the group slightly off-course from the supposed location of the Dark Vigil's lair. Now—for the sake of arriving at their destination—they were at the mercy of the ravine's path... whether it was a winding one or not. Rainbow promised herself to make sure they didn't go too deep towards the red flicker of Axan's stone. Rarity and Fluttershy easily volunteered to assist her with that. The rest was simply a waiting game—for there was no telling how far the ravine would lead... or for how long they would be shadowed by the looming mountains flanking each side of the wide trench.
As often as she could, Rainbow Dash took the time to observe Seraphimus. She soon discovered that she didn't have much to observe. The former Talon Commander was quiet most of the time. Hauntingly so. She had completely switched from being surly and hostile all the time to being... noticeably docile and melancholic. For one thing, it was good to have her acting so compliant. But—at the same time—Rainbow struggled with this gnawing fear. If she didn't look after Seraphimus... then Rainbow felt that somehow she would be the first one out of the group that she stood to lose. So she kept her eyes on the griffin and her ears tuned into Applejack. Between her senses and her most loyal friend... she monitored the Rohbreddenite from a distance.
It made for a tense, somber journey into that pale... pale twilight.
Float Down the Liffey
The ravine ran endlessly—or so Rainbow Dash felt. The trench was far longer than any structure she and the Herald had encountered since crossing the world's edge. To their mental relief, it wasn't exactly uniform all throughout. The dried-up riverbed twisted and turned with gradual serpentine grace, and the rising earthen walls danced along with it. This—of course—only carried weight over a prolonged period of passing. It took half a day of full travel for the canyon to expose a turn, and yet another half a day for it to swing right back. All the while, rising hills and steep cliffs flanked the sunken bed at every twist.
Thankfully, the canyon—with all of its erratic features—still more or less followed the path that Rainbow and her friends were desiring. Rainbow periodically checked the dragonstone with faithful vigilance, and while it pushed them a bit closer to Omega than she had hoped, there was little threat that they'd be funneled directly into the draconian flicker of tell-tale Bloodwing territory. This was a good thing—because if they did need to steer themselves outside the flow of the canyon, then they'd have to face the horrible challenge of somehow pushing Flynn's chaos-imbued wagon past the high Curveside walls of the ravine. It was either that or turn around and double-back the way they came. Such was a prospect that nopony looked forward to... especially so many unscaleable days into the trip.
Kepler was the only member of the Herald who actually attempted to keep track of "time." He did this through use of an artifact that he had pilfered from Darkreach. It was an ancient Emeraldinian apparatus of sorts—it original purpose obscured through age and neglect. Nevertheless—whatever it was—it ran on manacrystals without terribly draining their power. What's more, it would let loose a chime noise every sixty minutes on the dot and without fail. The wyvern had fallen into the habit of notching a bead of his personal abacus whenever the chime struck, and after twenty-four chimes—at least the ones he was consciously awake for—he would mark a line on a page in his journal. Somehow, between the flight from Darkreach and the encounter with the giant wyrm and the attack of the trolls and the entire meeting with the Spindlers, Kepler had faithfully managed to keep to this system. It wasn't perfect, and he was the first to admit such. Sleep and dramatic circumstances had prevented him from being perfectly regular with his time-keeping. Nevertheless, it gave a realistic (albeit low) estimate for how much time had passed since their arrival at Darkreach.
At that point in their journey—meandering through the winding canyon with the full universe of stars glittering high above—Kepler's page had accumulated a total of eighty-eight notches. Added to the assumed length of time it had taken to reach Darkreach from the world's edge, the Herald had come to the conclusion that Rainbow's journey had occupied the Dark Side for no less than three and a half months. They figured—at the pace they were going with the hovering wagon—that they would take several more weeks to reach the shores of the Great Ocean that Merula had told them about, and the representative of Abaddon didn't exactly telegraph hopes of the trip being a short one.
But it was all for the best. Once upon a time, Rainbow Dash invited excitement and—yes--even danger. Here, on the Dark Side, things were far different. Intense. Unpredictable. She felt anxious all the time for her fellow companions—for the safety of the Herald in general. There was so much at stake and so much to lose with any wrong move. The sterile emptiness and lack of sunlight only made the environment that much more tense and imposing.
So, for what it was worth, Rainbow Dash easily embraced the silence and nothingness that encompassed the Herald's journey. She excited herself with things that would otherwise have felt mundane to the daredevilish pegasus. She monitored Axan's dragonstone with as much attention as Kepler paid to his time-keeping. When Flynn or Wildcard sighted possible "mushrooms" along the sloped horizon, she and Ariel zoomed off to collect all the edible goods that they could. Conversations were had. Laughter was shared. Untold stories lit the air.
Turned out hiking across an apocalyptic hellscape wasn't nearly as bad as it sounded. At least for the time being.
Of course, there were times when Rainbow Dash simply couldn't contain herself. She'd alleviate the lethargy by taking flight high above the canyon and beyond. She'd always be accompanied by Ariel or Wildcard, of course. Seraphimus... stuck with the wagon. When the former Commander flew, it was always a low flight—sticking to the altitude beneath the earthen ridges flanking the dried-up river. She was silent most of the time, talking only to Logan—of all ponies—and even then it was always a muttering, uninteresting conversation necessitated by the task at hoof. She looked too loose and deadpan to be assumed as "plotting," and Rainbow felt more sad than worried whenever she gazed upon her.
So, naturally, Rainbow distracted herself with these occasional reconaissance flights—which turned out to be the high points of her "day." Flying high enough, she and Wildcard and Ariel would observe the great Curve of the plane—and the sparse patches of light that nebulously dotted the extreme lengths of the terrestrial structure. All was uniform in its dark gray dimness—save for the tiny patch of harmonic luminesence that manifested itself for Rainbow and Rainbow alone. Nevertheless, she assumed that even her winged friends could notice a slight halo of fiery glow that surrounded the site of the Armory. Somewhere far far away, the Trinary War was still being raised—fiery and bloody. Rainbow shuddered to think of the twilight skies floating above such a holocaustal scene... if it was permanently tainted with a ruby hue.
At some point, Rainbow would direct her attention to the terrain beneath her gliding wings. She discovered—one flight after another—that the landscape surrounding the ravine was mostly flat. It was like the river was carved deep into an endlessly-stretching plateau. This contrasted greatly with Merula's insistence that the landscape between Abaddon's lair and the Great Ocean was pockmarked with numerous ravines and winding fissures and little niches. Of course, it was possible that Merula had greatly understated the sheer scale of the distance between the Spindler city and regions beyond. Also, Rainbow surmised, there was no true way for a vertebrate to mentally grasp what the earth meant in spider-terms.
Nevertheless, she enjoyed those lofty surveys, even if the results proved less than remarkable. Rainbow Dash would often look in the opposite direction of their trip—towards Edgeside. She noticed that it was getting next to impossible to detect the faint glow of the solar world beyond: the Penumbral Line, as those who spent their entire lifespans here might be apt to call it. And yet, though she and the Herald had obviously traveled many-many miles to get to that spot, it was undeniably difficult to ascertain just what progress they had made on the curve. Looking back towards where they were headed, she still felt as though the location of the Midnight Armory was just as far away as she had first observed it immediately following Axan's death.
This piece of Urohringr was very very grand indeed. On the Light Side, the constant shift in landscapes—the oceans and forests and deserts and jungles—all contributed to the blatant illusion of a great distance being traversed. Here—in the naked twilight with nothing but broken rock to act as a guide—Rainbow became horrifically aware of how truly far she had come... and just how much more of it was left to cross again. She had initially hoped for the sensation to instill pride, but instead it intimidated her to the point of wanting to shrivel into a little fuzzy ball and hide forever.
With the Herald in her shadow and her close friends watching with ghostly eyes, Rainbow could only afford to move... even if it was far slower than she wanted. Nevertheless, with a stiff upper lip and even stronger wings, she carried through the motions of the day... despite the fact that the days no longer existed.
It was a unique form of exercise, and there wasn't anything that allured Rainbow more than a brand new challenge.
OP Is a Wyvern
"I am telling you, my frriends, I am so incrredibly vexxed."
Logan stifled the umpteenth groan of the day. It was his turn to steer the wagon down the canyon, and he did so with lethargic fetlocks. "We heard you the first time, Keps."
"But have you everr thought about it?" The wyvern in question looked up from his journal and adjusted his spectacles. "Like... trruly thought about it?"
"Believe me." Ariel muttered from where she flew slowly above the craft. "I try not to."
"But it begs an explanation!" Kepler insisted, his scorpion tail coiling and uncoiling in pensive motions. "Afterr all, enough time has trraverrsed! I of all souls should know. And yet... upon everry minute I spend ponderring the subject matterr... I end up horrribly, inexcusably vexxed!"
"You're obsessed, Kepler," Flynn yawned. He lay on his back in the middle of the wagon, resting lazily while polishing a plate of Emeralidnian armor in his hooves. "Just let it go."
"How can I?!" Kepler moaned. "Barrd was ourr good dearr frriend! Some semblance of logic must be attrributed to his otherrwise trragic demise!"
"What logic are we missing, exactly?" Flynn shrugged, his mechanical eye rotating in and out on his job. "That trotting jerkoff of a self-righteous creep—Brye Chandler—was catching up with us. He ran into Bard and Bard ended him. Sure, he sacrificed his life in the process and that sucks—but Bard made damned sure that the soldiers of Rohbredden no longer had anyone to force them into a suicide run at the world's edge. Otherwise we'd be contending with more than just the Murder Chicken at the gondola." He smirked sideways off the wagon. "No offense."
Seraphimus said nothing. She marched alongside the hovercraft, keeping her charcoal eyes glued to the twists and turns of the ravine ahead.
"But therre's no guarrantee that things would have become that dirre," Kepler remarked. "Chandlerr's soldierrs werre fanatical—yes—but thanks to the herroics of Enix and the otherr nightbloods of Bleak's Plummet, they werre being savagely beaten! I serriously doubt that even Chandlerr would have been able to urrge them into a final suicidal attack upon the Gondola when Rrainbow and the rrest of us disembarrked!"
"Pfffft... with how heart-broken they were over the wendigoes and Verlaxion's 'death?!'" Ariel spat. "You've gotten too used to featureless stone and mindless trolls, Keps. Once upon a time we fought assholes who believed in shit."
"I think we're all forgetting the real big factor here," Logan said, veering the wagon slowly around a chunk of rock sticking out of the dried-up riverbed. "If Chandler had lived, then he'd be back in Frostknife as we speak... ruling the poor wendigo-hump'd survivors of Rohbredden with an iron hoof. Remember, that bastard was the one who insisted on rooting up wyverns and throwing them into jail—the ones he didn't friggin' murder, that is. Who knows what other nasty things that asshole could have passed into law. You ask me—Bard did us a favor, and if he didn't do what he did then I woulda at the first opportunity. Swear on my balls." His nostrils flared. "But it's all good now. Frostknife's got the likes of Keris and Theanim Mane looking over it now. As shitty as things were when Rainbow took the blame for Verlaxion, it could only have been a lot worse if Chandler remained alive."
"Well put, frriend," Kepler said with a nod. "And I most cerrtainly will not arrgue the forrtuitous naturre of Chandlerr's violent passing..." The wyvern sighed. "But how could any of this have occurrred to poorr Barrd's beleaguerred mind when he confrronted Chandlerr and his forrces in that most drramatic battle?!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaand..." Flynn breathed through a bittersweet smirk. "...we're riiiiiight back where we began! All aboard Kepler's Angsty-Go-Round!" He polished armor vigorously. "First foal to pluck a ring from the ceramic bull's nose wins a prize!"
"Ach! It is not angst, dearrest Flynn! Merrely the deepest of vexation! Did it everr occurrr to Barrd in those heated moments that he could have sparred Chandlerr's life, saved himself, and still have accomplished the same means?!"
"Spared Chandler's life?!?" Flynn guffawed. "Holy bucking shit, Keps! Have you been smoking those spider beets instead of eating them?"
"Ease off, Flynn," Ariel insisted. "Kepler's not made of straw."
"Pffft. You got a better way to deal with this furry clown, then?"
"As a matter of fact, I do." Nose upturned, Ariel flew closer to the wagon—and Kepler. "Keps..." She smiled politely. "...I know you mean no disrespect to Bard and what he gave up so that we could continue helping Rainbow Dash with her journey. But take a moment to consider..." Her ears folded in mid-flight. "...he wasn't doing too hot by the time Chandler caught up with him."
"Quite so, Arriel. I am acutely awarre—"
"Are you?" Ariel's gray brow furrowed. "He had nearly been eviscerated by Chandler's minions by the time Wildcard found him. In fact, the only reason Bard wasn't taken off the Stardust was because he needed to be patched up before being moved—or else he would have bled to death on the spot. Maybe worse."
"Also Chandler was coming in for a landing and there was no friggin' time for—" Flynn interjected.
"Shhhhh!" Ariel frowned at him, then turned towards Kepler once again. "Long story short... Bard's number had already been rung up. He knew it. Bard was no chump; he had been doing the bounty hunter schtick for longer than I've been alive. If he had the ability to live through what happened to him, I'm pretty sure he'd still be with us now. But that's just not the case. He only had the strength and fortitude to do one final act of justice. And—like it or not—Chandler's toxicity just could not be tolerated." She slowly shook her head. "Somehow saving that bastard at the last second is a completely crazy idea."
"Ach..." Kepler pointed at a pale feathery figure. "...once upon a time, somepony would have said the same thing about ourr brrooding ally herre. And yet, herre we are!"
Ariel bit her lip.
"Hrmmmm..." Logan smirked slightly, eyes on the path ahead. "He's got a point there."
Seraphimus said nothing.
"What about it, Commander?" Flynn sat up just enough to look at her. "If somepony like you could come around, how about a chump like Chandler—?"
Ariel swatted him hard. Whap!
"Ow!" The balding pony pouted.
"Knock it off..."
"Are we gonna bury this damned hatchet once and for all or aren't we?" Flynn frowned. "I'm not the one who brought it up!" He pointed at Keps. "Our beloved mutant mountain squirrel just won't let it go—!"
"Baldy..." Logan sighed.
Suddenly, Seraphimus spoke with icy grace: "I had pledged my heart and soul to Verlaxion, but that was always a lie." She glared ahead in mid-step. "My heart always belonged to my family—alive or dead. It was Verlaxion who seized my heart and used it to manipulate me." A sharp breath. "Chandler? I was a hair's breadth away from imprisoning that stallion for the conspiracy he was performing under the Council's noses. Then Verlaxion... the draconian manipulator stepped in and bewitched him. But—unlike me—Chandler never had a heart to begin with. His entire being was dedicated towards powermongering and corruption." For once, her charcoal eyes darted towards the wagon. "Just because a filthy tool is turned towards another task doesn't clean the filth off. That stallion had no chance for salvation and I shall not weep for him."
The Herald contemplated that in silence.
"Your friend... this 'Bard.'" Seraphimus breathed. "... ... ...I am sorry to say that I did not know the stallion, thus I cannot speak for him."
Logan looked over his shoulder. "Well? How about that, Keps?"
Kepler sighed... shaking his head. "I am just... horrribly... irrrecoverrably vexed..."
Flynn rolled his eyes and returned to his polishing task with a huff.
Ariel flew a little higher and Rainbow...
Rainbow listened. Silent and mellow. At the end of the conversation, her eyes wandered past Seraphimus.
There—in the distance—Wildcard glided quietly above the ground. The universe reflected off his goggles, each star twinkling duller and duller. His headcrest was drooped the whole time.
Rainbow felt a lump form in her throat. Lowering her gaze, she continued trotting limply along, keeping a safe distance between herself and the chaotic shimmer of the hovercraft.
Concerning Birds and Brothers
Stars twinkled endlessly overhead.
The group still hadn't found their way out of the canyon. Exhausted and spent, they set up camp for the sixth time since entering the dried-up riverbed. Rainbow Dash kept her distance, waiting for Flynn and Logan to "shut down" the chaotic bits of metal empowering the wagon. Once the vehicle had been disenchanted—its dim gray glow extinguished—Rainbow found it safe to approach the camp site. She helped Kepler and Ariel set up tents. In the meantime, Logan started a fire.
The scent of mushrooms, beets, and herbs lit the air. The group had long run out of the meat supply acquired from the brief hunts taken prior to meeting the Spindlers. This caused a mild panic among the Herald, but they maintained their calm—rationing from the vegetarian bounty that Abaddon's children had given them. Flynn and Logan held onto faith that the group would find game for the spearing at some point during their twilight journey. Rainbow Dash promised to be as supportive as possible, and she was constantly checking with Fluttershy for the presence of living things along the nearby horizon.
Rotation shifts were quickly decided on. As was becoming usual—Seraphimus volunteered to keep watch first while the others slept. Nopony protested. Ariel was the first to collapse from exhaustion, rolling over in her tent and descending into fuzzy slumber. Flynn followed shortly thereafter while Logan and Kepler lingered upon the precipice of sleep, minding their own supplies to carry the time.
Wildcard was curiously restless—more so than usual. Rainbow Dash was keen to notice it. Then again, she had been paying special attention to him over the past twelve hours. It got to the point that she was scarcely touching her own food.
An hour into the group's camping, Wildcard sat on the edge of a chunk of rock that was sticking up out of the dead river bed like a table. Even when doing nothing important, the Desperado preferred to perch on something elevated higher than the rest of the environment—even if by a single foot or two. It was as though he always wanted to be in the best position to leap into action, sailing protectively above the heights of his companions.
At this present moment, the griffin was hunched over and examining his prosthetic. With a set of tools that Flynn had lent him, he opened a panel in his metal wrist and proceeded to tinker with the mechanical matrices set deeply within.
It took a better portion of the second hour of silent pondering for Rainbow Dash to summon the strength to approach the Desperado. As her hoofsteps scuffled closer, she detected his headcrest twitching. He knew she was nearby. He always knew.
"Is... is your arm alright?" Rainbow Dash asked.
He gave a nod. Dark goggles glinted with starlight. A calm beak remained closed. Contemplative.
"If you gotta give it an upgrade or something, I can go and wake Flynn." Rainbow smiled faintly. "So what if it pisses him off? Not the end of the world... especially if you need your arm tweaked with."
Wildcard slowly shook his head. His wings coiled and uncoiled, and he continued fiddling with the innards of his arm. A pulse of mana flickered, and Rainbow saw his metal talons twitching as the griffin continued with his calibrations.
Rainbow bit her lip. Her tail flicked to one side... to the other...
"Wildcard... Jordan..." She looked pensively in his direction. "How are you doing?"
His response was remarkably swift. The Desperado raised his flesh talon and pivoted it from side to side before returning to his task.
"It's... uh... it's okay to not be... okay, y'know?" Rainbow Dash stepped closer. "Nopony's invincible, y'know. The Dark Side... this crazy place? It takes its toll on all of us. Ariel, Logan, Flynn—they all vent when the pressure gets too high. Kepler too, I suppose. But you? I feel as though... as though you've been strangely silent since we crossed the Edge."
A rattling sound. Wildcard paused briefly, and there was a hint of his goggled head pivoting slightly towards her.
Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Okay. You know what I mean. Of course—you're always doing your heroic Desperado schtick. Always protective. Always vigilant. But..."
She shuffled ever so slightly closer.
"Even you need to talk every now and then. Like... really talk. The way you always have with me. The way you always did with... with..." Her muzzle hung open, too nervous to say the name.
He took a breath. With a snap, he shut the panel of his metal arm. Whirring, the fingers flexed back to life—giving him the motor function to swiftly hand-sign to her: "I am doing fine."
Rainbow nodded. "Maybe you are. But that doesn't mean you gotta clam up all the time." Her ears dropped. "The rest appear to have gotten used to it. But me? I... I don't know if I ever can."
He remained still.
"So much of our time spent together was... was with Bard as well. And when he was still alive..." She fidgeted. "You... were just as alive too. I... I'm sorry, Jordan. Maybe you don't want to hear me say it. Maybe you don't want to think about it. But he was such a big part of you... such a big part of all of us." She gulped. "I've since learned to talk to you directly, and even still... I-I feel like you don't express yourself as much as you did when... when he was still—"
His fingers sliced the air. "Do not worry about me."
She sniffled, shaking her head. "It's not worry."
"... ... ..."
She exhaled. Soft hooves brought her up the rock so that she was perched beside him. She leaned back on her haunches and sat beside the larger griffin. The same twilight glinting off his dark feathers cast a nebulous sheen over her fuzzy coat. For a moment, the two blended softly with the melancholic dimness of the world. They gazed as one at the stars dwindling overhead, seemingly receding. For each pulse of light there was a patch of darkness separating, devouring, and both souls cast their lonesome thoughts into the heartless depths of it all.
"He... he must have told you something," Rainbow Dash murmured into the void. "You were there, Jordan. You were his one and only friend when everything mattered. What was it that he said?" She looked at him, eyes glistening.
Wildcard's goggles remained affixed to the cosmos. His fingers floated through the air: "He told me to take care of you."
She squeaked past a sore lump in her throat: "But what is it that you want, Jordan?" She cocked her head gently to the side. "What does the last Desperado desire out of all this?"
Wildcard remained dead still.
Rainbow didn't stop staring at him.
At long last, his fingers spoke—and softly too: "I simply wish to keep moving."
"Hmmmff..." Rainbow bore a tearful smile. "I feel ya." Another sniff, and she hummed: "I can help you with that. Really, I can. I've got the experience, after all. How does that sound?"
Wildcard nodded into the starlight. His wings and tail had gone limp, and he remained straight and proud like a statue.
Even as he felt Rainbow's forelimbs surround him from the side, he remained still. Even as he felt her gentle, sisterly nuzzle and the fuzz of her cheek leaning gently into his soft neckfeathers, he stayed at his post. There was a shifting limb between them—a talon of metal that rested protectively on her shoulder—but that was extent of it all. The two lingered in that embrace, a very warm thing, and the stars continued their chaotic path.
Rainbow contributed to the gesture with every fiber of her being, but even that succumbed to sleep at some point. As unconsciousness overtook her, she knew she would be safe. But the thought that painted a smile on her muzzle—bittersweet and sincere—was the possibility that someone else felt safe too.
If even for one tender moment.
The Muck and Mud
Traversing the canyon took another four days—at least by Kepler's measurements. It was Ariel who first noticed a gradual change in the topography of the surrounding landscape. The dual mountain ranges that flanked the dead riverbed grew stouter and stouter—until soon the Herald's journey was threading no more than a series of rolling hills. The group noticed that there was a slowly declining grade to the environment. Everything was sloping downward, and when Rainbow Dash hovered just a few meters off the ground she could see that the horizon towards Alpha was disapearring into a dark haze.
The air grew strangely humid. There was moisture somewhere—but the group couldn't tell where. Not at first. Armor fogged and vapors appeared in the glow of the hovercraft's chaotic enchantment. When asked, Rarity explained to Rainbow that some sort of moisture was lying deep underground and some of it was seeping upwards. Twilight assumed it was some sort of natural aquifer or spring that survived the Sundering. Kepler made a similar hypothesis after being consulted by Rainbow.
At long last, the canyon dissolved entirely—but the riverbed did not disappear. Instead, it spread into dozens if not hundreds of miniature tributaries. Some dried-up streams were the widths of houses, others were only half-a-meter thick. Between the forking beds were rising mounds of earth: hard jagged rock. These terrestrial formations rose higher and higher. Soon, what was once a flat river bed had become a dazzling forest of bulbous rocks, rising up like petrified mushrooms from the earth. They even had "stems." The further the Herald traversed, the higher the rocks rose from the descending dried-up tributaries, and the stone structures flared at the top with narrow stalks supporting their weight.
Kepler presumed that this was the result of some kind of gradual erosion over time. After the Sundering, a massive deluge of moisture must have roared its way down the remnants of the natural canyon. Combined with leaking aquifers, an array of raging rapids must have once existed, thundering beneath the twilight. They produced this inexplicable forest of eroded rock down a steep slope. It was the assumption of most Herald members that they had to have been approaching the Great Ocean soon—for such would be a sensible place to have collected the remaining moisture of the Dark Side. However, Rarity sensed no enormous basin of any kind yet. Despite an underlying retention of moisture beneath the earth's surface, she was sensing no surface-level lake. The expedition continued.
Days into this earthen trek, the ground grew noticeably muddy. Ponies like Flynn, Ariel, and especially Logan found it exceedingly difficult to march across the ancient tributaries without getting their hooves stuck in soppy muck. Thankfully, the hovercraft gave them means of conveyance, and those with wings scouted ahead to check for patches of mud that could be avoided. It was during this reconaissance that Wildcard first discovered signs of life. Fluttershy confirmed it. There were... things living in the muck. With a blast of magic, Flynn exposed a nested pocket, and the group saw shelled creatures with luminescent exoskeletons shimmying towards the deeper shadows. They resembled a cross between pill bugs and horseshoe crabs, but they were clearly the size of domesticated canines. Logan—stomach growling—immediately suggested the obvious. He, Ariel, and Wildcard attempted to surprise and spear another nest of them—but the creatures merely slid into deeper, muddier hiding.
So, with a sigh, Seraphimus grabbed a spear of Emeraldinian metal without asking Flynn's permission. In a blink, she had flown off. Thirty minutes later, she returned with a bloodied spear and four giant crustaceans dangling over her back. Without a word, she heaved the fresh carcasses onto the hovercraft and by the next camp session, Kepler had something for a stew. Turns out the shells were protecting an ample supply of nourishing meat. The cooked muscle tasted sweet to the bite—or so Ariel and Flynn had told Rainbow. Rainbow stuck with the strange beets the Spindlers had given them.
The next few days brought with it lots of ample meat. If nothing else, the presence of living things brought excitement and change to the journey. No longer imprisoned by the towering walls of an endless canyon, the Herald were happy to fill the hours with casual hunt. Seraphimus even showed them a few tricks for outsmarting the little mud spawns. When it became clear that catching these things was a great deal easier than it seemed at first, the Herald held off a bit. There was no telling what unfortunate circumstances might bring them back to a place like that, and they didn't want to rid it entirely of game.
More days passed. Kepler was having to draw notches into a new page of his journal. Around the group, the rock formations sank and dissipated. In its place, a thin layer of moisture had formed—crystal clean and reflective. Twilight and Applejack assumed that there would be a lake nearby—or even the ocean. Yet again, Rarity dashed their hopes. She did—however—confirm that multiple springs were bubbling up to the surface. The cool puddles under Rainbow's hooves weren't going to last forever.
Rarity didn't need to explain this, for Rainbow saw it. The tributaries dipped into foggy holes, venting with steam and hot air. The horizon towards Omega had grown foggy with a miasma of water vapors. Before Rainbow's visibility dwindled, she spotted chunks in the earth—shadowed niches where shapes stirred... making clicking sounds and faint scratches. The landscape ahead was full of porous holes, and the trickling of liquid and the hiss of steam added to the unsettling alien topography.
Rainbow Dash steeled herself. She told the Herald that they would have to slow their movement to a cautious crawl over the next few days.
She didn't receive any complaints for the suggestion.
Come Vent Some Steam
Fluttershy was quite emphatic with her warning, and Rainbow Dash took her friend's concerns very, very seriously.
For the next few days ahead, the group steered clear of the fissures that were venting steam. This was because Rainbow Dash told them that—according to Fluttershy—there were living creatures at least five times the size of living ponies dwelling within the lower niches. Most of them were dormant and still, likely relying on the heated habitats for their cold-bloodedness. Nevertheless, Fluttershy was almost positive she sensed claws and barred teeth on the creatures' frames. The Herald had more than their fair share of slaughtered crustaceans for sustenance, so there was no immediate need to hunt more game—especially specimens so large and foreboding. Rather than wake any sleeping giants, they followed Rainbow as she (with Rarity's assistance) led them down sloped stone paths that were the most clear of fissures.
This turned out to be a fairly... taxing task. The narrow gaps in the earth were everywhere, and they were constantly venting steam. This made seeing them next to impossible; Rainbow Dash had to rely on Rarity a lot. However, even her senses were limited, and there were times when—without meaning to—she would inadvertenty lead the group down a dead-end that was cut off by sudden ravines dipping into the broiling depths. Rather than risk a run-in with a nasty beast, Rainbow insisted that the group double-back and seek another path to their objective.
Naturally, this only devoured a great deal of the group's time... and progress. Judging from the erratic patterns that they kept stumbling upon, it became swiftly apparent that there would be no straight line to their objective. One way or another, they would have to cross one of these hundreds upon thousands of fissures. What made the trek even more exhausting was the rising temperature in the air. The steam was most certifiably scalding, and while it wasn't exactly billowing everywhere, it made for a sweltering, humid environment. This sapped the strength from the group and made them precipitate profusely. As a direct result, their water reserves—resupplied handsomely by the Spindlers—were swiftly being depleted. For what it was worth, Kepler and Flynn had devised a way to capture much of the vented steam, condense it, then boil it once again before passing the water through an improvised purification system hammered together from spare Emeraldinian manatech. After all this effort and labor, barely a cup of drinkable water was produced. Twilight Sparkle put her brain to heavy use. Conveying instructions to Rainbow Dash, she was vicariously able to assist the Job Squadders intro improving the apparatus. But it still wasn't producing enough liquid to replace the rations they were losing. Either the group would have to arrive at a large body of water soon, or they would have to risk approaching one of the fissures to collect even more steam directly from the source.
Such would mean risking contact with the life forms dwelling below. Seeing how the Herald had progressed so deeply into this erratic landscape—and seeing how there was no telling how much further they had to go—Rainbow Dash decided that they would have to take the chance. Applejack and Pinkie swiftly agreed with her, and once Twilight Sparkle realized how exhausted Rainbow's traveling companions were getting, she convinced Rarity and Fluttershy that it was the best decision too.
Rainbow held a meeting with the rest of the Herald. There was very little reason to argue with her. Even Seraphimus showed an ounce of enthusiasm, insisting that they make fetching more water their top priority. Without hesitation, Kepler and Flynn worked on improving their purification device so that it could gather more steam within a shorter span of time. In the meantime, all four fliers—Rainbow, Ariel, Seraphimus, and Wildcard—went out scouting for the most suitable location. It was Ariel who spotted a superb spot: a fork in the vents nestled beneath a smattering of boulders. The earthen barrier could act as a natural bulwark against any sort of pouncing attack, Ariel suggested. Wildcard and Seraphimus agreed. What's more, Fluttershy only detected two living creatures there, and while they were larger than any single member of the Herald, the specimens were sizably smaller than the others she had sensed.
The moment of truth came about four days into the humid trek. If the group wasn't successful with gaining and purifying enough water, Rainbow Dash feared for their safety in the days to come. The Job Squadders approached the vent in question. Logan, Wildcard, and Seraphimus took point while Kepler and Flynn shuffled up with the apparatus. Ariel and Wildcard flew above the scene; both of them were armed with runic boomsticks, courtesy of Xarchellus' generosity on the Light Side. This situation felt like more than a sufficient reason to bring superior firepower.
The plan was to provoke the creatures hiding down below. Then—once they had burst out—the group would neutralize them just long enough to gather the required steam and then make a run back to the Wagon where three times as large a salvo of runes waited. The idea was daunting, to say the least, but the group was in a fight against time. Logan did the dirty work, grunting a command in moonwhinny that activated a mana-overburst in a cluster of runes. He then tossed the improvised grenade down into the steam-filled hole and jumped back, gripping his axe tightly.
Barely a second after the expected blast, two bodies of a startling blue color shot violently out of the fissure. Their speed was greater than even Fluttershy anticipated, and the air filled with guttural shrieks as the beasts evened out—landing atop the surface rock with ten thick legs fitted with iron hard claws. Their heads were narrow—like a shark's—and they possessed cartiligenous protrusions from their skulls that resembled the horns of stag beetles, only shimmering from top to bottom with passionate blue bioluminescence. The foggy air lit up in gray bands as both beasts thrashed their heads, bellowing to the stars. Nopony could make out their eyes; their faces were all teeth. At least three rows of them.
But then—as quickly as they had leapt to the surface—they both galloped briskly towards Omega, leapt high, and spread their five rows of legs. A fleshy membrane connected between each knee, and they glided desperately towards Omega, putting as much distance between themselves and the Herald without putting up so much as a fight.
This left the entire group blinking in disbelief. While they were glad that they didn't have to sacrifice any runes—or blood—to the present task at hoof, they were somewhat surprised that such predatory-looking creatures chose to pursure flight instead of fight. Kepler surmised that—as large and imposing and razor-toothed as the creatures were—there was an even more dangerous carnivore around... one that had been preying on these steam-basking creatures for so long that the beasts had chosen an anxious life of hiding beneath the rock over their natural-born instinct to hunt across the surface.
Judging from Merula's grim words back in the city, Rainbow Dash didn't need long to figure out precisely who that carnivore was.
The group took advantage of their surprise success. A full day was committed to harnessing as much steam as possible. Soon enough, Kepler and Flynn were able to fill all of their empty canteens with drinkable liquid. Satisfied—and more than a little bit elated—the group packed their things and continued forward with their journey. When they encountered more beasts, they attempted scaring the animals away like Logan had done the first time. They found they were successful on each occasion. Soon, the Herald had picked up speed, and they approached Omega with even greater zeal...
...and less than a day later, the steam vents finally dissipated, giving way to miniature rapids of trickling, crystal clean water.
Rainbow Dash found the nearest rock she could and struck her skull several times against it.
You'll Find Your Thrill...
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Kepler squinted and squinted through his glasses. In his talon, he held a vial of semi-clear gray liquid. "Hrmmmmmmmmmm... ..." Without taking his eyes off the chalice, he poured a red solution from another container into the first. He shook the vial, then watched as the liquid turned grayer... foggier. "Hrmmmmmmmm... yes... yes, indeed. It is just as I suspected."
Rainbow Dash and Ariel hovered behind Kepler. The wyvern was kneeling beside one of the many paper-thin creeks of babbling water rolling perpetually down the stone hill. It was from this stream that he took the sample he was currently testing.
"What?" Ariel asked. "What is it that you suspected?"
Kepler gave the vial one last shake, then sighed as the liquid returned to its gray haze. "Ach..." He turned to smile tiredly at his two companions. "...the waterr is farr... farr frrom drrinkable. In fact..." He flicked the tip of his claw against the bottom of the glass container. "Frrom my tell-tale alchemic indicatorr, I imagine the mixturre contains at least thirrty perrcent biological contaminants!"
"Uhhhhhh..." Rainbow Dash cleared her throat. "What kind of biological contaminants... as if I really needed to ask."
Ariel flashed her a squinting look. "Did you?"
"Mmmmm..." Kepler stroked his furry chin as he reexamined the vial. "Dead flesh. Molted exoskeleton shavings. Kerratin. Tooth enamel. But—most prrobably—a healthy dose of fecal matterr! Well... healthy forr those forrtunate enough to have made themselves rrid of it! Ha-Hah!"
"In other words..." Ariel began.
Logan strolled by. "It's shit water." He snorted. "Great."
"Whelp...!" Flynn reclined on the back of the distant wagon—keeping its chaotic aura away from Rainbow Dash. "Good thing we filled those canteens with what we got from the steam!"
"Are... were sure our current supply is any healthier to drink?" Ariel's voice cracked.
"We boiled that stuff twice and ran it through the purification system," Flynn said. He arched an eyebrow over his mechanical lens. "After it was already turned to steam. But this stuff that Keps is sampling...?" He reached a hoof up to brush back his scant strands of mane hair. "This is straight from the source. Shittiness and all."
"But... like..." Ariel turned back to Kepler, grimacing. "Why is it so shitty?"
"No doubt an abundance of wildlife dwells beneath the rrock," Kepler explained. "Living in the subterrranean waterrs and aquiferrs."
"Isn't it kinda hot down there?"
"It would seem they've sufficed long enough to last severral generrations," Kepler said. "Evidently it's a grreat deal betterr a scenarrio than what they could face on the surrface."
"Fluttershy sorta backs up what you're suggesting, Keps," Rainbow Dash remarked with a nod. "She's been sensing all kinds of 'life' beneath us for most of this journey. Just... nothing is coming to the surface."
"Nothing alive at least," Logan muttered.
"It's all the signs we need," Seraphimus's voice suddenly echoed. She landed from a great height, her talons scraping the stone as she paced through the gathered group. "I just finished a survey of the landscape towards this so-called 'Omega.' If there's any living things to be found ahead of us, they are hiding away as well."
"Exercising the old hawkeyes, huh?" Flynn said with a smirk.
"... ... ..." Seraphimus looked emotionlessly at him. "I did not conduct my reconnaissance alone."
Swooosh! Wildcard landed not long after. He perched on the edge of the wagon beside Flynn.
Seraphimus continued: "The babbling brooks here continue running downhill, but soon they coalesce into a muddy stream that thickens and accelerates in a westward direction."
"Don't you mean 'towards Curveside?'" Ariel said.
Seraphimus rolled her charcoal eyes, sighed, and resorted to pointing with her talon. "In that direction," she exclaimed, aiming her limb past the Omega point. "Moving towards the curve in relation to the path we had previously been taking these past untold weeks." She turned to face the group at large. "From the rate at which the water is accelerating, I suspect it will reach a large body soon."
"The Great Ocean?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Nothing of the sort that I could see," Seraphimus said. "Not without moving past a reasonable distance from the wagon, that is." She glanced sideways at Wildcard. "I wasn't about to go beyond sight."
Rainbow opened her muzzle to say something—
Wildcard gestured swiftly with his talons. He finished with a forelimb pointed closer towards Omega.
"A forest, did you say?" Logan remarked. "Wildcard, you wouldn't bullshit a bull-in-spirit, would you?"
Wildcard gestured some more. Rainbow was prepared to "read" him this time: "The fissures there grow deeper and wider. They are lit up by something. Glowing fungus. Maybe."
"Ah... a forrest of rrocks." Kepler smirked through his tusks. "Would we expect any less?"
"So what?" Flynn shrugged. "That's way off course from where we're headed!" He turned to look at Rainbow, his mechanical lense rotating. "It is way off course, isn't it?"
Rainbow was already pulling out the dragonstone from Luna's satchel. She pivoted the rock in the direction where Wildcard pointed. "It... is more in the direction of where the Bloodwings' Shard of Endrax is."
"You mean their lair," Ariel repeated.
"Right."
"Then we should stick to the mudslide," Ariel said.
Wildcard shook his head vigorously.
Ariel blinked. "No...?"
The Desperado explained with sharp hand-motions.
"Jordan is right," Seraphimus said. "If we are indeed getting closer to the Bloodwings—and they're as dangerous as we think—the rock formations would be a better choice for navigating."
Logan arched an eyebrow. "They'll give us cover from flying scouts."
"Whereas following the river will leave us exposed," Seraphimus declared. "And with the steam no longer venting so densely, I doubt we can afford such vulnerability."
Flynn rubbed his scalp, sighing. "I hate to say it, but she's right." He looked across the way. "Not sure I really like it, though. Going towards the Bloodwings to avoid the Bloodwings?"
"Forr all we know, therre might be anotherr rriverr with anotherr rravine that will lead us currveside towarrds the Grreat Ocean..." Kepler nodded. "While prroviding us with much-needed coverr."
"I'd say it's worth it," Logan said, re-gripping his axe. He marched back towards the wagon. "Seems to be the safest route to take." He glanced at Rainbow. "And we are going for the safe options as they present themselves, righto?"
"Uh... yeah..." Rainbow bit her lip. "...sure."
"Righto!" Logan gestured at the wagon. "Fire it up, Baldy!"
"Consider it fired!" Flynn prepared to reenchant the chaotic stones. "Keep your distance, Rainbow."
As Kepler, Wildcard, and Seraphimus likewise went into their traveling positions, Rainbow Dash slid the dragonstone back into her saddlebag. She sighed... her features drooping somewhat. It was half-a-minute later that she realized Ariel was staring straight at her. "What?"
"I've seen that look before," Ariel declared.
"What kind of a look is it?" Rainbow droned.
"The look of a pony who suddenly, inexplicably thinks they've lost something they'll never get back."
Rainbow gulped. "I'm just trying to do what's right for the team."
"Cool!" Ariel gave a warm smile. "Then what's to feel bad about?"
Rainbow said nothing.
"Contact!" Flynn hollered, and his voice was accompanied by the vibration of chaotic energy.
The air rippled from the ignition. Rainbow's teeth shattered from a flash of cold, and in a blink she saw a fanged smiled accompanied by yellow-and-red eyes.
"Not much of a 'Sparky' without the spark, huh?"
"Mrmmmfff..." Frowning, Rainbow Dash took wing. "Go soak your horned head."
The Fabric of Nightmares
It hung high among the stars. A pale curve. Bright and piercing. Beautiful and foreboding against the onyx fabric of space.
Rainbow Dash stared up at it, dumbfounded.
She wanted to get closer.
So, she took a hoofstep forward.
The atmosphere sang with screams and sobs.
"... ... ...?" She stopped in place. She wasn't startled—merely curious.
The mare looked down.
She stood on a monumental strip of land: blue seas and brown mountains and green valleys.
Continents and oceans loomed beneath her. Despite how impossibly small she was, it felt as though she was somehow perched across the enormity of the convex world.
Holding her breath, she moved her hoof again—raising and lowering.
As soon as her hoof made contact once more with the continents below, reality rippled. The sounds of millions of screaming souls echoed in every direction. Once the rippling stopped, so did the wails of anguish. All was still.
So much fear and terror—and yet Rainbow Dash stood apart.
Her ears flicked curiously. Boldly, she sliced her fetlock across the plane in a heavy swath.
Sobs echoed in every direction. Foals called for their mothers and fathers. Souls pleaded for countless deities before fizzling into blissful silence.
But this time, another noise pierced through the momentary bedlam. A solitary voice... eerily soft. Like a hiss. Inquiring.
"B'lyynyl syla'thrylmm hym, W'ynlppa yln H'luun?"
Rainbow blinked. She looked back up at the crescent moon.
It had split in two. The pale rocks turned into glinting fangs. A body pivoted, materializing against the velvet onyx of eternal night. Accompanied by shrieks, it glided downward on a bridge of stars. Soon, the figure was marching before Rainbow Dash. Its eyes slitted. Piercing. The blackest void loomed in the center of each pupil, and it anchored Rainbow in place as the figure came within biting distance.
"H'luun sy'lynna'sem thynly'm." It was a feminine voice. "Heval'saam? H'cylsialym? Lyn'drxx? M'lymwym sym N'shydym sym Sy'kymylls'ym yln Thy'mma???"
Rainbow Dash blinked. Calmly, she breathed into the ether: "Austraeoh."
"Hrsssssssssssssss..." Fangs glistened. "Ausssss-trayhmmm?"
Rainbow inhaled. Exhaled. "I have come bearing harmony. For harmony."
A stifled shriek. The figure raised two leather wings. Angrily. "The penumbral tongue." Something clicked inside its throat as velvety hairs rose on the back of its neck. "So it is H'cylsialym."
Rainbow blinked.
The figure leaned forward, sneering. "Then why does it carry W'ynlppa yln H'luun?" A savage tail flicked. Nostrils flared as it paced around Rainbow amidst the stars. "Why does it stand fearlessly upon the nocturnal fabric of our foaling?"
Rainbow gazed back. Unflinching. "You're not really here." Her eyes narrowed. "Where are you—really?" Gritting teeth. "Who are you?"
"If it is from Penumbra..." The figure spoke as if it was talking to a group of unseen ponies. "Then it must bleed starlight. Only one way to see if it was sent to destroy us." It then lunged at Rainbow, fangs-first.
"Hey..." Rainbow barely lifted a hoof. "Watch it—"
But before the creature could come into contact...
...a bright burst of lunar energy emanated from Rainbow's neck.
FLAAAAAASH!
"HSSSSSSSSSS!!!" Shrieking, the creature flew back, cocooning itself in leathery wings. There was the briefest of pale sheens, and Rainbow saw the outline of multiple velvety bodies—all mares—and they were likewise flinching.
"Hrmmmfff..." Rainbow smirked devilishly, although she hardly knew why. "That's what you get..."
Just as she was saying this, the fabric of the illusion was melting all around her. The stars vanished. The world dissolved. All that was left was the crescent of a moon above, flickering like a sole projector. But soon it too vanished, and Rainbow as forced to fall...
"... ... ...?" Rainbow Dash's eyes popped open. She blinked.
The mare was lying curled-up on a blanket inside a tent. Outside, the twilight of the night sky glinted off wet rock and polished stone. Other tents of the Herald could be seen, spread out and occupied.
Rarity and Fluttershy levitated just outside the mouth of the tent.
"That's what I'm trying to say, darling. If Equestria simply relaxed about its unnecessarily rigid gender coding, then my business could double by the time we get back!"
"Oh, I don't think it's quite that simple, Rarity," Fluttershy said. "As much as we'd all wish it to be."
"I beg to differ, Fluttershy! Why—back in Ponyville—I personally knew at least three stallions who would gladly have bought themselves dresses if only their families and close friends were more understanding—"
Fluttershy perked up, looking Rainbow's way. "Oh! You're up!"
"Hmmm?" Interrupted, Rarity turned around. "Ah! Rainbow!"
Fluttershy flew into the tent with a warm smile. "Good morning, Rainbow Dash! Well..." She giggled delicately. "As close as we can ever get to a morning over here."
"A pleasure to see you awake, dear." Rarity floated in as well. "Did you have nice dreams?"
Rainbow Dash sat up, rubbing her head with a tense expression.
Rarity's smile faded. "Oh. Oh dear..."
"It... wasn't a nightmare, was it?" Fluttershy asked.
"... ... ..." Rainbow's head icily turned towards Fluttershy. After a contemplative pause, she murmured: "A nightmare." She breathed. "They came from nightmares."
Rarity and Fluttershy exchanged confused glances.
"Erm..." Rarity leaned forward with a dainty hoof. "Are you feeling quite alright, darling? Do you need to rest it off a little bit more?"
"I... don't think now's a good time." Rainbow rubbed her head some more. "They're still reeling from... from..."
"Rainbow...!" Fluttershy pointed.
Rarity and Rainbow followed her gesture. That's how they discovered that the Element of Loyalty was glowing. The little lightning bulb pulsed with ruby energy... and slowly faded.
"Huh..." Rainbow nodded. "...so Luna's spell is still strong." A side snicker. "Awesome."
"What... do you mean, Rainbow?"
"What I mean is..." Rainbow stretched her neck and wings. She stared off into the twilight beyond her friends. "...I think somepony's been trying to contact me the last few weeks of sleep. Only now... I've finally gotten close enough for it all to make sense. Well... most of it."
"Well, would you care to explain it to us?" Rarity made a face. "We'd like to make sense of it too."
"First thing's first." Rainbow hopped up and trotted briskly out of the tent. "Breakfast. I'm friggin' famished."
Rarity and Fluttershy merely shrugged at one another as they were dragged after their anchor by a ruby force field.
In My Restless Dreams
"They werre... talking to you?" Kepler remarked.
"Mrmmfff... mmhmmm..." Rainbow Dash nodded while enjoying a bowl of mushroom-and-beet stew. She took another sip of the broth and looked up at the gathered Herald. Her ghostly companions had all "woken" and hovered alongside her at the campsite. "In Moonwhinny too." She swallowed. "I heard a 'H'Luun' somewhere in there. And... I think I heard the lunar word for 'Celestia.' But it wasn't until I started talking like normal—like how you and I talk—that they began speaking recognizably. They called it the 'Penumbral tongue' and proceeded to address me."
"So..." Flynn tapped an Emeraldianian sword-tip to his chin in between pacing. "...it was all weird gibberish until halfway through the encounter?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"So... it was just a crazy-ass dream, most likely," Flynn said. "I mean, you've got the midnighters on the mind—what with the Bloodwings and all. Most likely you just... brain farted it all up."
Seraphimus calmly joined in: "The leader of this expedition is nothing if not conscientious. It would make sense that her anxious mind would produce such a scenario."
"Heeeeeeey..." Rainbow smiled into her breakfast. "Really snazzy of you to compliment me, Sera! But you're still wrong." She took another sip of her soup. "Mrmmfff... you too, Flynn. Sorry, guys, but I really honestly thing this is the real deal."
"She's tellin' the truth!" Applejack said loudly. "As far as she knows it!"
Twilight and the others looked at Applejack weirdly.
"Erm... pardon..." Applejack's freckles swam in a brief blush. "Forgot they can't hear me worth a peep. Guess I just get a mite bit passionate at times."
"It's okay, Applejack," Fluttershy said, smiling.
"Aside from the random moonwhinny dialogue..." Flynn paced closer to Rainbow Dash. "...did they tell you anything you don't already know?" He arched an eyebrow over his remaining socket. "That is... did you discover anything you couldn't have imagined on your lonesome?"
Rainbow swallowed her last morsel and shrugged, making a face. "How the heck should I know? I mean... I got the distinct feeling that they were trying to drag information out of me." She gestured. "I didn't give them anything, mind you. Nothing short of..." Her ruby eyes rolled. "...a super lame 'I'M ON A MISSION OF HARMONY' crud. Yeesh... if this was a dream that I had control over, I'm pretty sure things would go more awesomely."
"I hate to say it, Rainbow..." Logan sighed, shaking his head. "But that's not convincing enough. Unless you've got anything to give us, it really just sounds likes a normal-ass dream."
"But what if it's not?" Ariel asked, looking up at the others. "What if she's not mistaken—and our leader really is being tracked by the Bloodwings through the dreamworld?"
Seraphimus groaned, pivoting to face the twilight. "How did I know she would take that stance...?"
Ariel frowned. "It means that the Bloodwings could very possibly know where we are! And if that's the case, it doesn't matter how close we are to either the Great Ocean or their Lair! They could hunt us dead within a heartbeat!"
Wildcard nodded, then gestured: "It is a very credible threat."
"Is it?" Flynn looked towards Rainbow Dash. "I thought only Princess Luna could dreamwalk. And—even still—she's limited to a range that covers your home kingdom of Equestria."
"Do you remember any instances in Equestrian lore where midnighters could do the Dreamwalk shit?" Logan asked.
"First off... they're called 'sarosians' back where I'm from," Rainbow Dash said. "Second of all..." Her nostrils flared. "No. I don't remember any instances of them being able to explore other ponies' dreams like Luna."
"Well..." Flynn gestured. "...there you have it."
"However..." Rainbow Dash stood up. "Sarosians aren't like any other natural equines." She looked at each member of the Herald. "They were fashioned from the dreamworld. In fact, Luna tells me that they were foaled into existence along with 'the very first nightmare.'" She slowly shook her head. "None of us would be dreaming today hadn't Princess Luna discovered them. Whether she can dreamwalk into the minds of all ponies existing across the plane or not, it doesn't change the fact that every living thing owes it to sarosians for having dreams in the first place!"
"Hmmmm..." Kepler stroked his chin. "...if the fabrric of nightmarres is the sourrce frrom which all physical incarrnations of sarrosians hail, then it stands to rreason that they might have some innate connection to drreams. Something—perrhaps—that could be tapped into thrrough the dedicated utilization of lunarr magic."
"So... what...?" Flynn shrugged. "They've got a cabal of dream monks or something?"
"Think about it." Kepler smiled through his tusks. "If therre's any chance whatsoeverr that drreams could be used as a means of extending some sorrt of telepathic vision, then it might give them an edge in monitorring theirr adverrsarries in the Trrinarry Warr."
"Sounds like the ultimate reconaissance," Seraphimus remarked.
"Maybe that's the 'edge' that Abaddon was talking about," Logan said. "The thing that this psychotic 'Lexxic' is using to outsmart his enemies."
Ariel's muzzle scrunched. "I thought he was just way more brutal and violent than the Bloodwing generals who came before him."
Wildcard interjected with slicing talon-tips: "Can we honestly expect a pony like that to have mastered dream walking in a single life time?"
"Good point, Double-Yoo," Logan said nodding.
Seraphimus craned her neck in Rainbow's direction. "Didn't you say that all of the equine figures you observed in your vision were female?"
Rainbow nodded. "Right. But that doesn't surprise me very much. Both the sarosians of Equestria and the flock of Xarchellus are matriarchal socities." She cleared her throat. "I... uh... was sorta expecting the same from the Dark Vigil."
"I am not debating that," Seraphimus said. "But if your dream has any merit to it, then it shows us that Lexxic is not in charge of this proposed telepathic ability."
"But I thought he was the one in charge?" Ariel remarked. "Leading the Bloodwings against the Changelings and the Night Shard?"
"Evidently it is a far more complicated matter than we had previously ascertained," Seraphimus said. "All the more reason to avoid the Bloodwings altogether." She said this with a sharp glare added for emphasis.
Rainbow sighed. "I thought I already made it clear." She gestured. "Our prime goal right now is to find the Dihmers—or reach the Grand Ocean. Whichever comes first." She shook her head. "I really don't wanna butt heads with sarosians right now... especially ones who love to torture and pay visits to one's head in the middle of the night."
"This... of course..." Flynn remarked. "...is assuming it wasn't just some random, crazy-ass dream—"
Rainbow interrupted: "It's not the first time I had it, Flynn."
Both the Herald and Rainbow's friends gave her a double-take.
"It's not...?" Ariel remarked.
Rainbow shook her head. "It's a bit fuzzy... but I remember having this dream long ago. Before we even set out from Spindler-Town." She looked at the others. "It wasn't as clear or real as this vision was... but I distinctly recall images of leather wings and fangs against a canvas of stars." A gulp. "I think they've been trying to contact me for a while... and only now are they having success."
"But you scared them off, right?" Pinkie remarked.
Rainbow held a hoof to her pendant. "Pinkie Pie makes a valid point." She summoned a ruby glow before the Heraldites. "One of the figures in the dream tried tackling me. They came within the width of a feather, and the light from my pendant knocked them back."
"What do you suppose that means?" Ariel asked.
"Ach!" Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "Prrincess Luna's blessing!"
"So it can protect you?" Logan remarked. "Her enchantment thingy wields power even on the Dark Side?"
"Well... just enough for it to work in the dreamworld, at least," Rainbow Dash said. "I... don't know if it'll have any real-life effect if any Bloodwings should come streaking our way."
Wildcard hand-signed: "It certainly helped us back at Bleak's Plummet."
"Can we really expect to be so lucky?" Flynn remarked.
"Expect? Negative." Seraphimus shook her head. "It is most frugal to plan for the worse."
"Heh..." Flynn scratched the back of his neck. "I'm actually with you on that one, Death Turkey."
Seraphimus ignored that. "In the meantime, this could serve to prove something alarming." She looked at the others. "If these midnighters—"
"Sarosians," Ariel groaned.
"If the midnighters of this realm possess telepathic knowledge, and they're manifesting themselves more clearly in your leader's dreams, then it stands to reason that proximity is their ally." Seraphimus' charcoal brown eyes hardened. "Despite what the dragon stone indicates, we are likely getting far closer to their lair than is safe. I would strongly suggest altering course to move closer to the Curve."
"We've been over that before, girl," Logan said firmly. "If we stick to the stream, we'll be out in the open." He pointed at the low ravine walls running a serpentine path towards Omega. "These craggy niches—however? They provide ample cover."
Seraphimus sighed. "... ... ...I don't particularly enjoy the hazards we are forcing this journey through."
"Welcome to the Dark Side." Logan smirked. Standing up with a grunt, he paced across the camp site. "Whelp... that was a breakfast in a half. I'd suggest we pack up before I get farting—or else we'll lose time."
"And we'll have to smell it," Ariel grumbled. "Flynn?"
"Sure, I'll lend a hoof."
Wildcard joined in. Soon Kepler, Seraphimus, and Logan were moving to their stations as well.
Rainbow wasted no time in packing her things. "Guess... in the meantime... I'll just quit sleeping!"
Several members of the Herald chuckled. Not Seraphimus, of course.
Rainbow Dash smirked.
"Doesn't this put you on edge, darling?" Rarity remarked, floating up close and wringing her fetlocks. "Just... the idea of such terrible creatures spying on you in your dreams! Brbrbrrbrbrrrr..."
"Not like they can do anythang to Rainbow!" Applejack stated. "She's got Lunar's spell protectin' her!"
"In the dreamworld, perhaps," Rarity stated. "But if they were to track her and her friends down in reality?"
"The Dashie will just have to give them the good ol' One-Two!" Pinkie charaded several martial arts moves. "Hi-YAAAA!"
"Heh..." Applejack tipped her hat. "Nothin' freaky could ever phase you, eh, Pinkie?"
"Yeah. Good thing Dashie's the one who can actually buck teeth in!"
"I'm still lost..." Fluttershy fidgeted as she and the others followed Rainbow as she packed her things. "If this is a real situation we're having to deal with... just how did the sarosians of the Dark Vigil learn to do what only Princess Luna could do on the Light Side?"
"Hmmmmm..." Twilight's muzzle scrunched in deep thought. She looked over. "Hey Rainbow."
"Hey egghead."
"Remember when Luna was telling us what she knew about the Dark Vigil?" Twilight thought out loud. "The ponies who performed their Exodus over to the World's Edge had several Nightmare Moon artifacts with them."
"Yeah, that's right." Applejack nodded. "They had Nightmare Moon's duds!"
"Her armor, don't you mean," Rarity collected.
"That's what I said!" Applejack tilted her head up. "Armored duds!"
"Didn't they also have something else?" Pinkie's nose wriggled. "The Book of Starch?"
"The Book of Saros," Twilight corrected.
"Eh! Close enough!"
"Those sound like very important artifacts," Fluttershy said. "Do you suppose that—through some sort of lunar magic—those things could have helped the Bloodwings master dreamwalking?"
"If they did..." Rarity blinked. "...how come they haven't completely conquered their foes?"
Pinkie Pie shrugged. "Maybe the changelings and Night Shard don't dream? We heard that the Night Shard are older than anyone else."
"I think... the Night Shard are powered by something that goes beyond dreaming, Pinkie," Twilight said. "If you ask me—I think the Bloodwings dreamwalk to maintain control over their troops."
"Makes sense," Applejack said. "The Dark Side's pretty huge... and there're loads of battlegrounds between here and the Midnight Armory—most likely. Seein' as how the land's too plum dangerous for carrier pigeons and the like, a sort of dream messagin' would come in mighty handy!"
"Just how do we avoid a faction of ponies like that?" Fluttershy remarked, trembling.
"Hrmmmmm..." Rainbow sighed. "We don't, Fluttershy."
Her friends shuddered upon hearing that.
"I don't care what Flynn or Sera think." Rainbow looked up darkly from where she was packing her things. "Whether we want to or not... we are going to run into these punks." Her wings coiled. "It's just a matter of time."
"I... don't really look forward to that prospect," Rarity exhaled.
"Whatever," Rainbow muttered. "Between you and me, girls?" She tightened a bag of blankets and tent material. "I wouldn't mind having something to kick between the eyes sooner than later." She heaved the item over her flank and flew towards the center of camp. "Come on. Let's get this show on the road."
Hop, Skip, and Jump
It felt to Rainbow Dash as though the group was making swift speed, but that was probably an illusion. The erratic rockscapes of the world—the miniature canyons and sporadic ravines—made for far greater detail and variety than the travelers had experienced over the past few weeks. Every hour, it felt as though everypony was passing more and more unique formations and structures. At every turn, there was yet another stone promontory or limestone mass of stalagmites to navigate around. If it weren't for Axan's dragonstone—and Rainbow's magical detection of the Midnight Armory—they would very easily have gotten lost in that petrified labyrinth beneath the stars.
Although the steam had dissipated, the air was still moist. Liquid was quite prominent here, babbling in miniature patches of springs and winding brooks. The sloping river of thin water situated Curveside to the ravines had evidently grown into a series of shallow rapids. The group could tell from the constant sound of rushing water in the air, and Rarity confirmed it to Rainbow Dash beyond sight. Rainbow specifically requested that the group keep low to the ground—just below the summit of the ravines and rock structures that they were threading through. Safety was the utmost priority, and with Fluttershy constantly detecting life forms all about, there simply was no telling when or if a flock of sarosians might get the drop on them.
This made the travel especially tense—not to mention claustrophobic. With the chaotic empowerment of Flynn's "Hoverplank," Rainbow Dash had to carefully plot her movement. There was no luxury of flying high above the vehicle, so she either had to lag far behind it or keep a grand distance before—taking point and spotting the environment for hazards. Rainbow preferred the latter task, but it was no walk in the park... even with Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie assisting her.
Then—of course—there were those anxious moments when the expedition had to halt completely...
"Now?" Rainbow Dash hissed.
Fluttershy shook her head.
Rainbow squirmed. Ariel and Wildcard perched not that far from her. The trio lay flat atop a miniature butte overlooking a break in the rocky forest. A patch of mud and water lay before them in an elliptical shape, bubbling from underneath with unseen menace.
"How about now...?" Rainbow Dash repeated a few minutes later.
Fluttershy shook her head again—more emphatically this time. Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie looked on with nervous expressions.
Ariel glanced at Rainbow Dash, then back at the patch of mud. Wildcard remained still. Calm. Silent.
Suddenly, the bubbling beneath the mud intensified. The body of liquid was shifting like living molasses.
"Guhhhhhhhh...!" Pinkie Pie's withers shook, and goosebumps formed all along her neck and face.
Fluttershy gulped. "Okay..." She pointed. "...it's moving now."
Something shifted amidst the muck. Wildcard and Ariel shifted—but Rainbow held a hoof out to steady them. Together, the three remained low and concealed as—
"Hrskkkkkkkkkkkkkkshhhhh!!!" A guttural growl rippled through the twilight. The group watched as one head emerged... then a second... then a third and a fourth. Long serpentine necks burst out from the muck, and a huge hulking body rose from beneath it. A beast with the girth of a whale ascended. Mud and grime coated its upper scales, but the lower half of the gigantic reptile's body was far cleaner—streaming with liquid. At last, as it stepped clearly onto stone land, a pair of dragontails lashed left and right, shaking moisture off and raining drops down onto the Herald hidded further towards Alpha.
"Holey moley!" Pinkie Pie chirped, eyes wide. "A hydra!" She gawked at the rest of her friends. "It dug all the way here from Equestria to hunt us!"
"This isn't the same thing we ran from in Equestria, Pinkie," Twilight said, shaking her head. "It's native to this place."
"Mmmmhmmmm..." Rarity nodded.
"Shucks..." Applejack grimaced. "You mean to tell me that hydras live here as well?!"
"For all we know, they probably come from this place," Twilight Sparkle said. "Most taxonomists in the Equestrian school of biology have long scratched their heads over the relation hydras have to all other known creatures. If its origins are in the furthest reaches of Urohringr..."
"So, what?" Rarity's muzzle scrunched as she eyed the ghastly creature. "Its species crossed the Edge somehow?"
"Or... there were planes of Urohringr on both sides that housed hydras," Twilight remarked with a shrug. "Who knows where they ever first came from." She glanced at the others. "Who knows where the first pegasi ever first came from."
"Land's sakes..." Applejack fanned herself with her ghost hat. "The world as we know just keeps gettin' smaller and smaller..."
In the meantime, Ariel peeped, "Do you know what it is, Rainbow?"
"Hmmmm?" Rainbow blinked, as if suddenly remembering that the other half of her friends couldn't hear or see the first half. "Oh. Uhm..." She kept her voice low as she gestured at the lumbering beast. "Back home in Equestria, we call it a 'hydra.'"
Wildcard did a double-take, his goggles glinting in the starlight.
"You mean you've met this sort of a thing before?!" Ariel hissed.
"Yeah." Rainbow smirked. "I kicked one's butt just west of Windthrow."
Twilight made a face. "Wait... you fought a hydra before?"
"Woohooo!" Pinkie pumped a hoof. "Go Dashie!"
"And... uhm..." Rainbow fidgeted slightly. "One of these things nearly ate a bunch of my friends back in Equestria." She squinted at the beast as it made its muddy way through the ravine, towards Omega. "It's pretty darn dangerous. But—with all of its heads put together—it's still really friggin' dumb. Pegasi like you and me could easily outfly it. Same with Jordan and Sera."
"I... just..." Ariel squirmed. "I-I didn't know that such weird creatures existed all the way in Equetria."
"Oh! Girl, we've got tons of weird crap back home!" Rainbow smirked to herself. "Most of them in thanks to the Everfree Forest alone. Like... manticores—Keps' big brothers—they're abundant in the wilderness. Also in Ledomare." She smoothed her bangs back. "Ursa Majors... giant bears made out of stardust... not quite so fun to deal with." She tongued the inside of her muzzle. "Mmmmmm... those weird things that are half snake and half rooster."
"Cockatrices," Fluttershy corrected.
"Watch your language, Flutters."
Turquoise eyes blinked. "What."
Wildcard gestured: "The beast seems at home in a place like this."
"Yeah..." Ariel bit her lip. "For all we know, they must spawn here like jackrabbits."
"If that was true, we would have run into waaaaaaay more of them by now," Rainbow said. "Nah... something's keeping the population in check... if not nearly extinct."
Wildcard nodded. He gestured again: "The Bloodwings."
"The moment we find this place completely empty and barren of life..." Rainbow stretched her wings. "...that's when we'll know we have ventured too friggin' close to the Dark Vigil's territory." She flapped her wings and hovered slightly above the ground. "Come on. Let's keep track of the thing."
"It... seems to be taking its sweet time," Ariel said, hovering alongside the mare. "What do we do if it sticks around?"
"The only thing we can do." Rainbow sighed. "...we wait it out."
Wildcard gestured in mid-hover: "The rest of the Herald will not be thrilled."
"We didn't come here to be thrilled, Jordan."
Ariel squinted at Rainbow. "Do you really believe that?"
"No." Rainbow shook her head. "But it's kept us alive so far." She coasted forward in a slow glide. "Come on. Keep your eyes open..."
The Element of Twang
The Herald continued their voyage towards Omega. As they traveled, the rock structures grew more and more erratic. The ravines and granite forests had become a nebulous blur of topographical randomness, and Rainbow refused to ask Kepler where he had "reached" in his journal, for fear that she would discover that far more time had passed than was rationally expected.
While the earth below remained moist and muddy, the sound of trickling water dissipated in the distance. Flynn guessed that the path they were taking through the rocky niches had spread apart from the shallow rapids that they had sensed previously. Rarity confirmed this—more or less. The only way to figure out just how distant the branching paths indeed were involved taking flight and observing the matter from high above. Rainbow wasn't about to risk that anytime soon, no matter how much her stalwart griffin companions insisted.
The Dragon Stone was flickering brighter and brighter. What was more—upon every opportunity Rainbow Dash took to sleep—she felt as if she was being watched. More than twice she woke up with the sensation of something breathing down her neck. Fluttershy couldn't detect any living thing stalking the expedition, and Twilight wasn't sensing any magical spells in proximity of the moving camp.
Rainbow had to accept the fact that—one way or another—they were being tracked by something or somepony. Whoever this entity was, it wasn't harrassing her dreams like it had that one dramatic occasion. Instead, it was holding back... laying low... keeping quiet and observing.
Rainbow wasn't about to keep her mind and imagination horrendously stale in some futile attempt to bore this spy out of keeping watch. Besides, every time she allowed her mind to wander, it came back to the very same obsessive pattern...
The expedition had paused for a meal break. Flynn parked the hovercraft at a distance while Wildcard and Ariel took turns keeping watch of the Omega side of their temporary camp. Logan and Seraphimus huddled closer towards Alpha.
Rainbow sat lonesomely between two stalagmites. The rocky spires pierced the twilight above her, throwing shadows into tranquil blue sheen. Her meal lay in a bowl—half eaten and cold.
Rainbow's appetite had dwindled, replaced instead with a dull and obsessive stupor. Hunched over, she used the tip of an Emeraldinian sword to carve a series of randomly-positioned half-circles into the soft, pliable mud beneath her.
A few meters away, Twilight Sparkle and Rarity were obsessing over geological patterns in the nearest canyon wall. This was somehow interesting enough to draw the rest of Rainbow's marefriends away from their anchor. Rainbow briefly pondered how monotonous the current leg of her journey had become for barren rock to produce such a riveting experience for her friends. If nothing else, it gave Pinkie Pie an excuse to giggle and wax poetic over her older sister's past geological anecdotes.
Rainbow—however—was far more enthralled by the curves she was sketching into the muddy earth... even if she couldn't tell where the pattern began or ended... or how it measured up to being a "pattern" in the first place. Every time she added a half-circle with the sword tip, it appeared out of place... and yet it belonged all the same. It bothered her and mesmerized her all the same.
In such a trance was she—wings coiled tight and muzzle agape—that she barely flinched when a tall serpentine figure with antlers slinked in close and bent over her for a good look at the muddy mosaic.
"Hrmmmm..." Discord scratched his hairy chin. "...maybe... just maybe... an ancient race of godlike primates tossed their toenail clippings up into the air and sanctified their fall!" He grinned, his pronounced fang glinting in the twilight. "The progenitors of Urohringr were foot fetishists!"
Rainbow Dash breathed in heavily and exhaled through her nostrils.
"Oh, like your precious hooves are so much cuter." For emphasis, he plucked his one equine limb off and flailed it about dramatically. "I only have one and that's enough clop for my tastes." Discord snapped it back on, did a back-flip, and floated like a lazy feather down onto the earth beside Rainbow's pattern. "So, Sparky, whatchadoinnnnnnn'?"
Rainbow's ears flicked. "... ... ...it's never the same thing twice."
"I knowwwww..." Discord's red-on-yellow eyes shimmered. "...isn't it great? So wild! So chaotic!" He winked. "There's a reason why 'erratic' and 'erotic' are almost honononononononyms."
"But... if it's always so crazily different..." Rainbow's lips pursed. "...why am I so fixated on drawing it as if it's a solid image in my head?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Discord stifled a yawn. "You've always had a better half, Sparky. A screwball random half." He rubbed the back of his talon and pretended to examine it up close. "Guess it just took an adrenalized injection of spidery spider-ness to tug it out of you."
"What... does it mean...?"
"Ah yes. The million diaper question." He squinted at her. "Have you ever once stopped to think that maybe—just maybe—life is one big bubbling soda bottle without a giant cork of logic waiting out there somewhere to hold it all in?" He smirked. "To exist is to want. But if you always receive an answer... then what remains the point of existing?"
"It's..." Rainbow sighed, leaning on the weight of the sword as it pierced the soft mud. "...it's just so confusing."
"You want my advice?" Discord spread his forelimbs wide. "Embrace it!" His asymmetrical wings flapped as he did a forward-flip over her. "Bounce everywhere! Explode every second you get! Take it from an immortal, Sparky..." He did a pirouette and struck a very familiar, haughty pose. "...don't spend your days stuck in sense... or else you risk becoming a statue." He squinted down at her with a mischievous grin. "But... then again... we both know what you do to stone statues."
Rainbow Dash bit her lip.
"Is that... guilt I detect?" Discord snorted. "Oh poor... poor Sparky! And to think I almost had hope for you...!"
As he was speaking, one of Rainbow's marefriends floated closer. Discord immediately began dissipating.
"Wuh oh! Something freckled this way comes!" Discord fizzled out of existence. "Zoop!"
Just as he vanished, Applejack floated into speaking distance. "Whew... you could listen to Pinkie go on and on all day!" She straightened her hat, smirking. "Praise Celestia we didn't have her sister Maud stuck with you as well! We'd be hearin' absolutely nothin' but rock-squawkin' for whole weeks! Heheheh... almost makes you wonder why it was Rarity who got the structure-sensin' abilities and such..."
"Yeah..." Rainbow Dash nodded, staring listlessly into the series of half-circles carved into the mud.
Applejack blinked at her. She gazed at an empty space beside her anchor. Not long after, the farm mare weathered a breathy sigh. With a flick of her ghostly tail, she hovered around until she face Rainbow Dash directly. "Rainbow... sugarcube... would you terribly mind if I asked you somethin'?"
"Anything, AJ," Rainbow mumbled.
Applejack's eyes hardened. "Why do you keep talkin' to him?"
"...!" Rainbow Dash looked up, eyes snapping to the freckled mare.
Applejack gazed back calmly. Patiently.
Rainbow opened her muzzle... hesitated... and ultimately winced. "How... long h-have you known...?"
"Me?" Applejack almost snorted. "Reckon I've always known. Frankly, I'm plum surprised the rest of the gals haven't figured it out." She floated into a midair "sitting" position and sighed. "Guess I shouldn't be so shocked that he's managed to squirrel his way into your company when the rest of us ain't noticin'. Different sides of the harmonic spectrum and all that nonsense..."
"I can make him leave whenever I want—"
"But ya dun? Do ya?" Applejack's brow furrowed. "Why not? Why even give him the light of day, Rainbow?" She almost rolled her eyes. "Y'know what I mean..."
"I..." Rainbow Dash winced. She avoided the mare's gaze. "...I don't know."
"Come on, Rainbow..." Applejack breathed. "Even Apple Bloom knows she can't get away with that kind of fibbin' when she's around me."
Biting her lip, Rainbow stammered: "He's... he's... a unique... mmmm... perspective on chaos—"
"He's the reason we all died, remember?!"
"No..." Rainbow suddenly frowned, pointing at the pendant around her neck. "This is the reason you all died! This is the frickin' reason for everything!"
Applejack's muzzle hung agape. "Are you actually defendin' him, Rainbow...?!?"
Rainbow fumed... fumed... then drooped with a sigh. "I'm sorry, Applejack. He just shows up when he wants to and... and the things he has to say... at times it's almost—"
"He's a dag-blame'd trouble-maker, Rainbow," Applejack said. "He did nothin' but torment ponies and spit in the face of harmony! When Luna and Celestia turned him into stone, that no-good varmint got what was comin' to him! That's on account of how selfish and crazy and full-of-himself he is!" She waved a hoof. "And he always will be! Games and deceit—it's in his blood!"
"And it's in my blood too," Rainbow Dash muttered.
"Yeah? So? You ain't like him!" Applejack smiled tightly. "Yer stronger than that! At least... I thought you was..." She raised a sharp eyebrow. "After all you've been through... after all you've struggled with... you finally got us all back, Rainbow!"
"You're still friggin' spirits—"
"But the fact of the matter is you're not alone no more. You've got us to help you! To take care of you! To give you heaps of wisdom and good advice!" She slowly shook her head. "Why do you gotta listen to him even once? Huh? What's the one dastardly creep who done split us apart in the first place got to give you that we haven't got? Us! Yer friends..."
Rainbow's woesome eyes fell upon the muddy sea of half-circles. "...every step I take, Applejack, I only gain more and more questions. And in a place like this..." She gulped. "...harmony hasn't been providing many answers. Maybe... just maybe... I should be looking at other sources."
Applejack slowly shook her head. "T'ain't the 'Chaotic Prism' that we're moseyin' into the Midnight Armory to fetch... now is it?"
Rainbow Dash winced. Hard. She leaned over, burying her muzzle in her forelimbs. A heavy sigh, and she muttered: "I'm sorry, AJ..."
Applejack slowly nodded. "I know." She leaned her head to the side. "More than anythang, sugarcube, I want you to get through this whole mess safe and sound. Savin' the rest of us to boot would be mighty fine—of course—but you've gone for so long and done so much to throw it all away on some lousy dragonequus' shenanigans. You just... you just got to be careful." Her ears folded above a sympathetic face. "And please... for the lurve of Celestia... don't become a stranger to us. Not after all this time."
"I won't be, AJ." Rainbow Dash looked up. "I promise."
"And I'm sorry to get all mother hen on ya, sugarcube..."
"No. I... I-I needed it." Rainbow rubbed the back of her head. She threw a nervous look at Pinkie Pie and the rest of the girls in the distance. "You... uh..." She looked worriedly at Applejack. "Have you told the rest of the gals?"
Applejack shook her head. "Nope."
Rainbow breathed with relief.
"Though, reckon it'd be best not to leave 'em in the dark about it." Applejack sat tall and proud. "I won't say anythin' until after you decide to do so... if you do."
"Yeah. Thanks..." Rainbow ran a hoof through her own mane, smiling sheepishly at her friend. "Honest Applejack. What would I ever do without you?"
"Heh... depends..." Applejack smiled pleasantly. "You've got anythin' else to get off yer chest, darlin'?"
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
Applejack blinked. Her bright emerald eyes reflected a frozen pegasus. At long last, she stirred curiously.
"... ... ... ... ... ...ahem..." Rainbow swallowed a lump down her throat. Using the sword like a cane, she stood up and made for the furthest end of the camp. "I'd better go check on how the others are doing."
Applejack stared after her, ears twitching. "Right. Not a bad idea, sugarcube..." Her lips pursed in thought...
Nothing Is Ever Random
"Owwww!"
Ariel gasped, looking up from where she sat on the back of the hover wagon.
Rainbow Dash and Wildcard jerked in place, looking towards Omega.
Far ahead—beyond a cleft of rocks, one of many—an equine figure trotted backwards, clutching his forelimb.
"Friggin' oww! Damn!"
Piloting the wagon, Logan craned his neck. "Baldy? You okay?"
Rainbow could scarcely see Flynn from where she was. "Jordan, could you—?"
SWOOOSH! Wildcard was already soaring ahead. In a black blur, he passed the wagon and landed just beyond sight. Soon, Ariel too was taking off to investigate.
Rainbow—however—had to take a more roundabout path to keep from coming into close proximity of the chaos metal empowering the cart. Her close friends fidgeted worriedly as they glided behind her. At long last, when Rainbow arrived at Flynn's location, she heard several gasps of relief—especially from Fluttershy.
"Guhhhh..." Flynn seethed through his teeth. His right fetlock was bleeding profusely, but it was still a superficial wound. Wildcard was already kneeling at the stallion's side, tending to it with bandages from Ariel's saddlebag. "Friggin' A..." His mechanical eye rotated in and out. "You'd think after so many damned weeks spent trotting through the near-dark, I would have gotten used to my surroundings."
"What the Hell happened?" Ariel asked. "You took point to hunt for fresh meat. Did something stab you?"
Flynn shook his head. "No."
Wildcard paused just long enough to gesture: "Did something bite you? Poison you?"
"No. No!" Flynn's cheeks could be seen blushing in the luminescent glow of his own flesh wound. "I... was about to stab this glowy salamander thing when... mrmmfff... I tripped on a rock and sliced my stupid fetlock on an outcropping."
"Well then..." Seraphimus remarked, suddenly standing in the midst of them. "...that is certainly a tragedy if I ever heard one."
"Guh!" Ariel jumped.
Rainbow looked over at her. "Wow. You must have been worried. You got here really quick!"
"... ... ..." Seraphimus stared back without blinking. "I am not worried." Her wings tightened. With a flick of a lion's tail, she turned around and marched back towards the location of the wagon.
Wildcard made a snorting sound. Smirking under his beak, he continued treating Flynn's wound. Droplets of blood had collected on the stone floor beneath them, casting a dim ruby shine against the curved walls of the surrounding ravine.
"Yeesh," Ariel remarked. "That had to have been one Hell of an 'outcropping.' Good thing we've got some rudimentary first aid materials or you'd have passed out."
"I almost want to out of shame," Flynn moaned in exasperation, holding his hoof out as Wildcard put on the finishing touches. "If I'm no good in catching a stupid twilight lizard, then how well will I fare against the likes of sarosians or changelings?"
"You made a simple mistake," Rainbow Dash remarked. "Live and learn."
"He had us worried for a second there!" Fluttershy exclaimed.
"My heart's still beating like a tap dancer!" Rarity added, fanning herself.
"Ehhhh... I wasn't worried." Pinkie Pie winked at the others. "'Death by sliced fetlock' is sooooooooo an involuntary flank wiggle—and I haven't had one of those since Grandma Pie passed away!'"
"What in tarnation did she cut her hoof on?" Applejack asked.
"Her own wit!" Pinkie Pie slapped an invisible drum and doubled over, laughing.
Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity giggled whole-heartedly.
Rainbow Dash couldn't help but snicker as well.
Flynn glanced at her. "Yeah. I know. Laugh it up."
"It's n-not that..." Rainbow waved a hoof. She sighed through a smile. "My friends are glad you're okay."
"Awwwwwwww..." Ariel winked. "Well, tell them that Flynn returns the favor."
"They're standing all around us," Rainbow droned. "He can tell them himself."
"Uhhhhhh... yeah." Flynn looked helplessly at Wildcard, then at the stale twilight surrounding Rainbow. "Thanks, girls. You're all a swell bunch of... girl ghosts."
"Back at ya, buster!" Pinkie stuck her tongue out.
"We should probably be more careful," Applejack said. "Reckon we oughta spread our senses about, y'know? Look out for more of the hikin' ponies than just Rainbow here."
"But we are looking out for the Herald too!" Twilight said. "At least I am. Rarity? Fluttershy?"
"Ever and always!" Fluttershy insisted.
"Same here, darling," Rarity said. "Although... it isn't always an easy task—what with how dreadfully random this landscape is!"
"What's so random about it?!" Pinkie Pie paced about in mid-air, gesturing. "Week in and week out! It's the same old thing!" She moaned, pointing in one direction after the other. "Same old moody twilight overhead! Same old boring ravine!" She flung her forelimbs this way and that. "Same old lifeless rocks! Same old gravel and mud! Same old shaved emaciated pony staring out from inside a crevice!"
"You're right—" Twilight did a double-take. "Wait, what?"
"???" Rainbow Dash turned to look towards Pinkie Pie, and it was precisely then that she stared down the deadpan face of a shaved emaciated pony staring out from inside a crevice. "Luna poop!" she jumped back, her tail hairs fanning out into the entire spectrum.
Ariel and Flynn flinched.
"!!!" Wildcard leapt up, unsheathing Bard's bo-staff in a heartbeat. Schiiiing!
"Ach!" Kepler's voice called out from a distance. "What is it?"
Before the wyvern had finished his exclamation, the wind split—and Seraphimus landed back in their company, standing poised and cautious besides Wildcard with her talons at the ready.
The group had formed a frozen semi-circle of caution around the niche. The body inside remained calm. Still. Emotionless.
Rainbow's lips pursed as she held her breath.
"... ... ..." Dull gray eyes reflected the myriad of faces. Two raggedy ears twitched, punctured in multiple places with narrow stone barbs and studs. Then—barely registering a breath—the pony trotted out... more like glided on feather-soft hooves. A spear emerged along with his thin, gangly body.
Seraphimus and Wildcard strafed as one, moving with calculated grace to match the stranger's movements. It was no doubt muscle memory from their bygone days of serving side by side in the Right Talon of Verlaxion.
But the pony made no sudden moves to confront them. As the twilight shone across his body, Rainbow and her friends could see that he was completely shaven. There was no mane, no tail hairs. On top of that, the fabric of his coat was completely gone. The equine's pale naked skin was exposed—wrinkly in most places, diseased and necrotic in others. Despite the condition of his pallid flesh, he moved with keen precision and undeniable strength. The further he trotted—making a glacial path through the tense group—they could see multiple scars and pinprick lesions across his forehead, crown, and scalp. He more resembled a hairless creature that had survived a tumble through the garbage disposal than an actual pony. At some point, Rainbow's eyes unlocked themselves from his ghastly features, and she noticed no less than five tiny animals skewered along the stone arrowhead of his spear. Sure enough, they resembled salamanders, and the bioluminescent glow of their scales had long vanished... but the blood dripping from their impaled bodies was still fresh to the smell.
In moving, the pony came within centimeters of Seraphimus' beak. The former Talon Commander actually had to back up a space or two. She frowned at the inexplicable stranger—more out of confusion than anger. Soon, she was glancing curiously at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash glanced just as curiously back. She exchanged similarly vexxed looks with Ariel, Wildcard, and Flynn.
"Uhhhhh..." Ariel was the first to actually mouth something. She arched an eyebrow that could pierce the heavens. "...hello?"
It's Only a Bloodbath
The pony said nothing. No response whatsoever. Using his bloodied spear as a makeshift cane, the shaved specimen trotted halfway across the starlit belly of the ravine. At one point he stopped, standing directly over a narrow black fissure. Leaning down, he pressed his pierced ear to the fractured earth. His dull gray eyes narrowed, and he somehow became even more still, resembling the stone walls encompassing the petrified domain.
At this point, Wildcard and Seraphimus had lowered their guard. They stood tall and calm—albeit still alert. Flynn, Ariel, and Rainbow Dash closed in. Soon, all five of the travelers were gawking at the scene being played out... even if the scene had been reduced to still-life.
"What..." Pinkie Pie tilted her head until her ghostly body was upside down. "...is it doing?"
"Pinkie..." Twilight chided, although she looked no less dumbfounded. "We're looking at a pony just like you and me." She nevertheless gulped as she continued: "Please call him a 'he.'"
"If that's a 'he'..." Rarity was cringing all over. "I-I shudder to think of what an 'it' looks like!"
"Fluttershy!" Applejack hissed, more out of concern than anger. "How come ya didn't sense this feller just now?"
"I-I'm sorry...!" Fluttershy stifled a whimper. "There's life all around us in this ravine! Also, it's... it's l-like he knows h-how to play dead!"
"Play dead?" Applejack stammered.
"I... I can't explain it. But what he's d-doing right now...?" She pointed at his crouching, silent figure. "...it's somehow m-making it very hard to feel his presence."
"It's okay, Fluttershy," Twilight murmured.
"I'm so sorry. I feel so useless—"
"Shhhhh..." Twilight patted Fluttershy's shoulder. "Relax. It's not your fault." Her eyes darted towards Rainbow. "None of us quite know what we're dealing with..."
Rainbow looked from Twilight to the stranger. She blinked, then glanced curiously towards the opposite rock walls of the ravine. Inspired, she raised a hoof to her neck and rubbed the lightning bolt of her pendant.
A ruby light shone across the narrow canyon. After a few seconds, three more sets of eyes reflected Rainbow's glowing Element. There were more equines hiding in the flanking niches of the ravine.
"Guhhh!" Ariel flinched yet again. Rarity and Fluttershy mimicked how startled she was.
At this point, the hovercraft had been parked. Kepler glided in, followed by Logan and his heavy hoofsteps.
"The buck is all this shit...?" Logan leaned anxiously on his axe. "Nudist colony of the damned?"
"Not now, fatso." Flynn took a brave step towards the equines hiding amongst the rocks. "Uhm... hi. Hi there...!" He waved a bandaged hoof. "We're ponies! Well... most of us are."
Wildcard beak-palmed.
"You're ponies too...!" Flynn clenched his teeth. "I think..." He coughed. "Needless to say, you're the first ponies we've met from—" His good eye darted towards Rainbow. "From... uhhhh..."
Rainbow stepped in beside him. "From a long way's away. Would you..." Her head cocked to the side. "...happen to be Dihmers?"
Suddenly, the stallion kneeling above the fissure moved. He inhaled rapidly, filling his lungs with enough air to utter in a droning, emotionless voice: "It hungers."
Several of the Heralds' heads turned.
Kepler adjusted his spectacles. "I beg yourr parrdon...?"
A whistling sound, and now the stallion stood back, gesturing in the air. "It lures."
The ponies hiding among the rocks crouched low, brandishing stone weaponry.
"It is ready."
"It is ready."
"It is ready..."
There was no telling how many voices had murmured just then. Rainbow's ruby glow faded as she and her friends looked nervously around.
"Uhhhh... guys...?" Ariel's wingtips stretched out. "Are we going to do anything about the fact that we're surrounded?"
"We do not appear to be their primary concern," Seraphimus said.
Wildcard gestured: "Something is about to happen."
"Yeah, no shit..." Logan backed up nervously, brandishing his spear.
At that precise moment, the stallion in the center of the ravine had repositioned his spear vertically with the tip-of-skewered-salamanders pointed down. Then, holding his breath, he shoved the barbed weapon down into the narrow fissure with icy grace—meat and all. He held it there, puncturing the earth, and waited stone-still. Soon, there was a tremor... a sentient vibration from underneath.
Fluttershy's eyes widened. She looked towards Rainbow Dash with a pleading expression.
"Back—!" Rainbow Dash yelped. She grabbed the closest pony she could—Ariel—and flung the two of them away from the shaking earth. "Everypony back—!"
"The ground's splitting—!" Rarity began, but couldn't finish.
CRACKKKK!
A body of luminescent scales and claws came bursting up out of the floor of the ravine. Wide jaws—like those of a crocodile's—clamped around the spear and its bait. Within the next few milliseconds, a thrashing torso and four sets of legs protruded as well. The hissing beast shook wildly at the spear within its biting mouth, and the pony that had been holding onto the weapon flew off—landing several feet away with practiced grace.
In the meantime—
Thw-Thw-Thwisssh!
—five of his companions dove in from their hiding spots within the canyon walls. Their bodies were pale streaks of fur-less flesh in the dismal twilight. Within a blink, three of them had stabbed the beast from opposite sides, pinning it into place.
"HRSSSSSSSSH!!!" The creature bucked and thrashed. Its arms pushed against the earth as it tried to slither back down into its burrow—but to no avail.
"My starrs and garrterrs—" Kepler managed to get out. Logan yanked him by his scorpion tail, making room for the last two equines who charged in. Both were dragging massive cleavers fashioned out of what looked like portions of an enormous jawbones, fitted with stone-barbed teeth. Without shouting, they leapt up and came down with the full weight of their weapons.
TH-THWACCCK!
The cleavers slammed lengthwise across the neck of the crocodilian beast. A geyser of black blood billowed from its neck, and the creature jerked in place. There was a squealing sound from deep within as several organs were ruptured. Then—after a few twitching spasms—the half-protruded monster lay still.
The Herald watched in curious, dismal silence. Wildcard's goggles reflected a pool of blood spreading, coagulating, reflecting twilight.
The hairless ponies had hardly broken a sweat. One came marching through the fresh puddle of blood. Whether it was a male or a female, Rainbow couldn't currently tell from her vantage point. She watched as the equine slithered up, pressed its ear against the dormant neck of the beast, then lay still.
Silence.
And then...
"It sustains," the pony said.
"It sustains."
"It sustains."
"It sustains." The others echoed.
With identical movements, they retreated into the fissures along the edges of the canyon. In the next blink, they marched back, dragging enormous saddlebags and satchels. The glint of metal kissed the air as the group produced numerous rusted blades and scalpels and saws. They swiftly went to work around the husk of the creature, stabbing and carving and chiseling their way into its freshly-bleeding flesh.
"Mmmmm...!" Fluttershy had to cover her muzzle with a ghostly hoof.
Rarity comforted her while Twilight floated up to their anchor. "I... uh..." She gulped. "I think this is definitely them."
"Which them?"
"Not the Bloodwing them." Twilight glanced aside. "Or else we'd be dead by now, don't you think?"
"They could have attacked us just as easily," Rainbow said. "Even with your girls' senses by my side, it wouldn't have helped us whatsoever."
"Yeah!" Pinkie nodded breathily. "I didn't feel a thing! Honest!"
"Reckon whoever these ponies are..." Applejack pointed nervously at the bloody butchery being done in the middle of the ravine. "...they've been doin' what they've been doin' for a longggg time."
"It's almost like ballet," Rarity said, hugging a trembling Fluttershy. "A bloody... barbaric ballet."
Fluttershy whimpered.
"Shhhh." Rarity patted her back. "Yes, I know... I know..."
"We... uh..." Rainbow looked at her friends—both ghostly and not. "We should probably try talking to them."
"I don't think they want anything to do with us," Ariel hissed.
"Clearly," Seraphimus muttered. "Nevertheless, they could prove useful."
Wildcard gestured: "Then let us talk to them."
"Perrhaps I should open converrsation with them?" Kepler remarked.
"I think Rainbow should talk to them," Flynn suggested.
"Why's Rainbow gotta do all the friggin' work?" Ariel frowned.
"I'll talk to them." Logan marched forward with a huff. "Here." He shoved the blunt end of his axe into Wildcard's startled grip. "Hrmmfff... friggin' pantywaists..." He approached the grotesque scene, stepping fetlock deep into fresh viscera. "...it's only a bloodbath."
It Came From Twilight
A vaporous column of ruby light was rising up from the center of the bloody corpse as Logan approached the shaved equines in the middle of their carving and skinning.
"Nice work there, buds," the large Heraldite remarked. He leaned on his axe, admiring the hoofwork of the rugged hunters. "We've known all along that there're creatures lurking underground and beneath the rocks... but we had no clue about how to actually lure them out for slaying."
None of the locals looked at him. They continued eviscerating the carcass of the beast and shoving wet heaps of meat into their leather bags. The air turned rank with the raw scent of death. Up above, the ruby light dwindled into the distance, bending Curveside and vanishing amidst the stars.
Logan cleared his throat and leaned in. "Let's get to the point. Are you flankholes the 'Dihmers' or not?"
A safe distance away, Ariel face-hoofed. Hard. "Big Show..."
Logan's brow furrowed as he gnashed his teeth: "We've been humping our butts off in search of you motherbuckers. A bunch of smart spiders called the 'Spindlers' told us that you might be hanging out in this part of the world." He gestured with his hoof. "Yo—is there a big friggin' Ocean around here or not?"
One pony droned to the others without taking her deadpan face away from the bloody task at hoof. "It talks."
"Yeah." Logan nodded. "It does." His eyes narrowed. "It also farts. So unless you wanna stick around for the paper mill, I suggest you answer our questions and then we'll be outta your hair..." He craned his neck as he studied their pale flesh. "...well, you know what I mean."
An older pony with a heavily-scarred face finished dumping a wad of meat into a satchel. "It speaks when it could be hunting," he spoke with a breathy tone, neither pleasant nor hostile. He dug his forelimbs deep into the hollow of the slain beast, pulling at loose intestines and body fat. "There is little time. Soon it incinerates. And then it clamors."
"Uhhhhh..." Logan blinked. "...yeah. That's one way to describe it."
"Then it moves to where it hunts." A mare hacked a piece of the beast's jawbone loose and used a flap of leathery skin to dry off her stained blade. "It sustains."
"It sustains."
"It sustains."
"It sustains." The others echoed.
Logan turned to look at the rest of the Herald. He gestured at the ponies with a dumb expression.
Wildcard shrugged back at him.
Seraphimus stood in silence, pondering.
"Hey... uh... we're not here to interrupt what you're doing or nothing..." Flynn stepped up beside Logan, wincing on account of his freshly-bandaged hoof. "But we're not from around here."
"And we're desperate for answers," Logan added.
Flynn nodded. "We've been told that the 'Dihmers' are ponies who have lived here for a long time." He pointed at himself and the others. "Well... we're not from around here!"
"It talks."
"It talks."
"It talks—"
Flynn raised the tone of his voice: "We're talking because we're trying to tell you guys something!" He pointed nebulously towards Edgeside. "We came from the other side of the world! The side of the world where there is light!"
"Penumbra," Twilight Sparkle said.
Rainbow Dash glanced at her.
"They might recognize that word!" Twilight suggested.
"Psssst... hey Flynn," Rainbow spoke. "Try 'Penumbra.'"
"Penumbra!" Flynn exclaimed. "You guys heard of that?! 'Penumbra!' 'Paradise!' The Land of Light!" He gestured at himself and the other Heraldites again. "That's where we're from!"
The butchering ponies merely chanted:
"It talks."
"It talks."
"It talks—"
"Come on!" Flynn growled, his balding head turning red in anger. "Are actually trying to troll us at this point or what—?"
"It fails," murmured one pony.
The others nodded, continuously digging into their prey.
"It fails."
"It fails."
"What...?" Flynn grimaced in abject confusion.
"A-ahem..." Kepler strolled up towards the center of the scene. "Perrhaps a differrent apprroach is in orrderr."
Logan nodded. "Knock yourself out, Keps."
Flynn shrugged and stepped back.
Smiling, Kepler leaned towards the group of hairless ponies. "It is a find catch you have there." He craned his neck. "It sustains?"
"It sustains."
"It sustains."
"It sustains."
"Quite." Kepler nodded. "It sustains because it hunts. Yes?"
"It hides," an elder said. "Then it feeds. Soon it returns in red."
Kepler's eyes scoured the sky. "It... sees." He chose his words carefully. "Does... it have a name?"
"It feeds and returns in red." A pony hacked and hacked and finally chopped an arm loose from the dead creature's body. "It sustains."
"It has a name," Kepler said, pointing at himself for emphasis. "My name is Keplerr. Keplerr is what I am called."
"It fails."
"Ach..." Kepler nodded with a smirk. "...but of courrse."
"Keps?" Logan looked over. "Have you de-gibbered their gibberish?"
"It is not quite gibberrish, my frriend," Kepler said, pacing around the bloody scene. "Rratherr, I do believe they arre employing a severre forrm of passive voice."
"Passive voice?"
"These ponies..." Kepler pointed. "...they do not speak possessively."
"All they're talking about is 'it,'" Flynn said. "Who is 'it'?"
"Anything and anyone they need it to be," Kepler explained. "It depends on the situation, perrhaps. It is too soon to tell for cerrtain. Howeverr..." He stroked his hairy chin. "...a pony with a prredilection forr Darrkstinian dialogue may be morre apt to underrstand them. I now have everry rreason to believe that these arre the ponies Chief Engineerr Ranorrt spoke of in his log."
"So..." Rainbow Dash stepped up. "They are the 'Dihmers.'"
"It would be the most logical conclusion," Kepler said with a nod.
Flynn gestured wildly. "Why the Hell won't they just refer to themselves?"
"Because they do not have selves," Seraphimus said.
The others looked at her.
Seraphimus spoke in a dull tone. "Living their entire existence in a place this grim... with no hope for light... with monsters and psychopaths plaguing them from every angle..." She slowly shook her head. "...it's a wonder they've remained sane at all."
"So... what...?" Flynn scratched his head, wincing. "...we stumbled upon a society of emo nihilist monks?"
"Flynn..." Ariel chided, hovering over towards the gathered group. "...have a little sympathy. Their society's had a lot of shit to deal with."
"Fine." Flynn nodded. "We just... gotta figure out how to talk by their standards, I guess."
"That..." Kepler fidgeted, glancing at the group of ponies. "... may be exceedingly difficult."
"Looked like you were understanding them for a minute there, Keps," Logan said.
"Only in the capacity to underrstand theirr possible mindset," Kepler explained. "Theirr lexicon—howeverr—is a differrent matterr."
Suddenly, all of the emaciated ponies froze—if only for a brief moment. They swiftly resumed their bloody task.
The Herald exchanged glances.
Wildcard gestured: "Did anyone else see that?"
"Yeah." Logan nodded. "They flinched."
Wildcard: "I think it was something Kepler said."
"A word they recognized?" Flynn asked.
"Quick, Keps!" Ariel leaned in. "Repeat what you just said!"
"Ach! You don't rrememberr it?"
Ariel shook her head. "I'm too busy being cute."
"I only rreferred to theirr..." Kepler's words trailed off.
Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight and the rest of her friends. She slowly trotted towards the hairless ponies. "Lexxic. Do you guys know Lexxic?"
"It slays."
"It slays."
"It slays."
"Brbrbrbrbrbrrrr..." Rarity shivered, hovering close to Pinkie Pie. "That about says it all..."
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